/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

>>154728001
Based

Paradox fix HoI4 you fucking lazy swedes.

>>154728102
>hoi4
>fixable

>>154727540
>That leon blob.

>>154728148
Hoi4 is better than DH desu

Anyone has a link for CPR+?

>>154728148
HOI4 is like EU4, it's too fucked to be actually made good. I feel like Stellaris could be good one day though, if they keep working on it.

>>154728280
>Stellaris
>Ever good
>3 resources
'no'

>>154728306
This. The problem with 4x games like that is that they are too simplistic or focused on symmetric starts.

>>154728306
T-they could add more resources... couldn't they?

..I just really want a good space 4x toobh

>>154728528
There's DW for that.
I doubt they will add more resource's.

>>154728280
>he doesn't play the superior galciv series
Shitlarris is a bad game

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Well I optimized the decisions I did after reading the wiki so they can have the minimum performance impact possible. I changed how apostasy works from being only an opinion modifier for being a trait which makes all muslims hate you (the old modifier meant that if you converted someone after they started hating you for apostasy, for example, they would keep on hating you).

Now it works with a decision too, but you don't need to have the apostate as your prisoner. He just needs to be in your realm, once charged any muslim can take action against him.

>>154727996
>posts wrong previous thread
god fucking damn it newfags, stick with fucking facebook.
you just copied and pasted the previous thread didn't you?

>>154728651
Going back to Islam won't clear the apostasy though. It's not inheritable, but it means you won't ever be able to go back to a muslim realm.

This stuff made me realize something, which is the problem of the top liege. Saladin, for example, is the coptic top liege of Egypt. The decision made so the coptic lords of egypt would be ok with me executing him despite they caring more about him than me. There's a problem in making a muslim lord being able to enforce muslim law in a christian realm, for example. So now these decisions are only activated if the top liege is a muslim, then you can follow islamic rules. If you are under a christian ruler, it's christian rules.

lewd ck2 mods when

>>154728918
this
I want a loli mod

>>154728918
You can always play the warhammer mod and be a devout slaaneshi cultist

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>>154728854
The thing is, Muslims take apostasy very seriously. While you can't charge someone with apostasy in a non muslim realm (and get free imprisonment), you can still execute them. If you have a reason to execute them like the old opinion modifier gave, no one have a fuck. The decision makes them give a fuck. If you execute someone for apostasy in a non muslim realm (through the custom decision, if you do it normally everyone gets pissed at you), all the lords that shared a religion with the executed will get pissed at you as if you executed the guy without a just cause, while the muslim will like you more. You can't imprison apostates in non muslim realms, but if they fall in your hands you can still execute them for points with your fellow muslims. This contributes to a civil war scenario, where the muslims start grouping together while lords of the religions that are being attacked stick together more against the muslims. The realm becomes split.

Anyway, I just need to fix localization and make a decent icon for the apostate trait.

>>154728986

i just wanna have tender love events

>>154729101

too cpu intensive for my toasty

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>>154727903
All right my king died, so I'm switching to my third son in Denmark now. I hope the AI don't fuck my kingdom too much... Norse gael culture is also spreading nicely in England.

>>154729376
>playing with localized names

>>154728196
Norman crusaders never stopped crusading.

>>154728986

just change marriage age and seduce them you puff.

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My Serbia didn't turn out just the way I wanted it.

Recommend me some interesting country to play.

>>154729671
pretty historical tbqh Serbs migrated a lot during that time period.

>>154729671
How did you actually manage to play EUIV for that long?

>>154729801
Sub-90 IQ

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>>154729376
Oh nice, daddy is a saint. It will be the third one of my dynasty. When Denmark finish the war they are fighting I'll swear fealty, if you can't beat them join them as they say

>>154729801
It is very interesting playing as Serbia. Always one mistake from being destroyed in the first 150 years.
Later on it is entertaining to try and compete with great powers.
Ironmeme is on.

>>154729907

you should keep your blood pure

>>154728651
what mod?

>>154730051
She was old, just needed a high stewardship wife after my first one died. And don't worry my family is specialist of inbreeding, literally all of them are marrying between dynasty members.

>>154730143

good.; gotta keep that bloodline pure and lands in the family

>>154728853
He did it on purpose you stupid fuckwit.

>>154730058
That's HIP and a mod I'm doing.

>>154730256

will you post the mod for vanilla or is it just for Toothbrush Cuck Project

>>154730328
>enabling VIET

>>154730423

literally the worst mod for ck2

>>154730328
No, I won't do it for vanilla, though it may work for it.

What should I first do as Russia in the HPM mod? Haven't played much of it.

>>154730561
Provoke france and the UK in a war against you

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>>154730561
let communist rebels enforce their demands

>>154730251
yea right reddit. stick to fucking forums, imageboards are too much for you newfaggots.

>>154730641
Sounds like a great idea
>>154730647
Fuck off, Lenin

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@154730723
Tell me why he'd want to link a thread with Rhodes instead of the infotopic in the OP.

>>154727996
>>154728001
Sorry OP you seem to have made a slight mistake with your post

Here's the actual old thread
>>154671545
>>154671545
>>154671545

No need to thank me guys

>>154730998
thanks swedebro

>>154730998
>say in the last thread that R&I will just start making threads even more earlier
>he actually does it the madman

There's no sense in complaining, you just can't fight against terminal autism.

>>154731489
You can. You just need to be even more of an autist which I happen to be.

>>154731681
It is.

>>154731681
No.

>>154731681
>religion
but god doesn't exist

>>154731734
Neither does your sex life but you don't see me pointing it out

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>>154731681
Not really but Tropico 1 and 4 are good games.
>>154731734
Tropico 4 reverend is white and based.

>>154731873
>Not really but Tropico 1 and 4 are good games.
Are the dlc for 4 worth it? It's on sale and I'm thinking of buying it.

>>154731942
In a bundle sure. Modern Times is basically an expansion pack. Check out G2A or Kinguin for bundles though.
Tropico 5 is junk, avoid it. Tropico 2 is weird pirate era slavery experiment that went wrong and Tropico 3 is basically worse Tropico 4 with much worse humor. Also games are piss easy but comfy but campaign is fun due to tongue in cheek humor.

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>>154732134
Ok cheers

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I'm pretty sure this family never held any independent land in England, so how did they spread their culture?

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>>154732259
No probs.
Dont forget to blob.

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>>154732272
>Anglo-Saxon Sicily

>>154732272
applying dick to moorish women

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>>154732345
Everything's a little bit off this game.

>>154731681
Turn into a military state after you got about 3k pops in your city. Piss the people off as much as possible. Watch the rebellion and soldiers shooting each other in the streets. Most fun I ever had

>>154732785
That's actually kind of cool, instead of going to Sicily, the Normans conquered Southern Iberia.

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>>154733063
>Southern Iberia
You may be underestimating the Normans.

Is new Archive bro here?

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The stupidest things happen.

>>154733863
court physicians are almost always non-ruler culture/religion and are predefined to have very high stats

children are usually educated by the most talented man available

>>154734073
It's like how republics get darkened thanks to unmarried men marrying Africans by event, then.

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SICKNESS AND DEATH AWAITS US ALL

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Lads I need mod opinions for EUIV.

Downloaded Vertias and MEOU but they both have annoying bits I don't like (new world for Veritas and retarded turko-byzantine stuff for MEIOU), so now I'm stuck being indecisive.

Someone pick for me.

>>154734331
Voltaire's Nightmare
Also MEIOU & Taxes is getting updated in a while, with changes significantly weakening the turks

dead

>>154734331
Go play something better.

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>tfw no Intermarum

>>154735617
>blobbing

Goyim, I'm gonna buy EU4. What dlcs are must have, I played the piratebay version that doesn't have Art of War and later ones

>>154735803
all of them you fucking goy

>>154735803
>the piratebay version
FUCKING LMAO
Are you kids really this fucking stupid these days?

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>Play CKII with no DLC
>New as fuck
>Have some basic grasp of how the game works though
>Want to play Byzantium and blob
>Manage to beat Seljuks
>Start fucking up when faggots ask me to lower crown authority
>Especially since I want to set it to High so nobody inhierits bits of my precious blob
>Fail in every one of them
>Spend hours of restarting games in hopes of getting a civil war I can win
>Give up
>Decide that I can live with less crown authority and losing territory through inhieritance will probably be pretty rare anyways
>Start up a game without raising crown authority in mind
>Seljuks now seem to summon thousands of more soldiers out of their fucking asses
>Can no longer even win the war against them

>>154735761
>not federating and destroying the murderous S*rbs, R*manians and Gr**ks

>>154735803
>being a child rapist

>>154735941
>>Fail in every one of them

Meant fail in every civil war desu senpai

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>>154735941
>playing as anything higher than a count or at least a duke
>playing as Byzantines
>being this bad

>>154735941
>losing in civil wars
Lmayo
the Byzantine emperor IS pretty shit tough
Just raise your troops and assemble them when the war is about to trigger
also fuck with your douxes a lot, they are useless alone against you

>>154735836

>using LMAO

You must be fun at sieges

>>154735941
git gud

>>154736224
yeah i'm just pretty fun in general lmao

>>154735941
you know where to ask help from...

DEUS VULT

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>>154736323
>Orthodox
>Doos Bult

>>154735941
Sounds historical. The Byzantines are -meant- to implode and get sodomized by kebabs. Managing to avoid this fate is supposed to be hard.

Also
>no DLC
Why even play as the Byzantines? You don't get any of the cool Decisions. Just pirate it all.

>>154735834

Is there any way not to get fucking "cosmetic" goy creme mods? I just want the fucking gameplay

>>154736192
>Just raise your troops and assemble them when the war is about to trigger

It always goes like this to me

>Beat Seljuk armies once or twice
>Declare white peace
>Armies are in Eastern Anatolia
>Civil war triggers almost immediately

And to top it off at most I only had 8000 troops in the best scenarios

>Just pirate it all.

I'm a technologically illiterate retard that's bought an OS which prevents me from doing this, because believe me I would've.

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Guys how do i colonize middle east as Norse and become Jewish?
Do i need to hop around with invasions to reach Middle East rulers for diplomacy?

>>154736470
Second part was meant for

>>154736424

>>154736503
>how do i colonize middle east
Conquer it through an invasion.
>become Jewish?
Have a Jewish concubine.

>>154736470
>declare white peace
your first mistake
You must get total victory, that way you get extra prestige and nearly 1000 gold, vital for winning the first civil war

>>154736585
Do i need to do couple shorter invasions or i can get some other way to diplomatically reach eastern rulers?
Also DEUS VULT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttOrfE12hIA

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>>154736470
>bought an OS
Please get out

>>154737034
>technologically illiterate retard

>>154736470
>white peace
Literally never do this unless you're on the verge of total collapse while still having positive warscore somehow.

https://www.twitch dot tv/paradoxinteractive

Byzanon here

I won the civil war. Now what the fuck do I do?

>>154737951
Rip land from the traitors and either take it for yourself or give it to happy patsies.

>>154737951
Now you go Iconoclast and chop up big dukes.

>>154737951
Convert to islam

>>154737951
>>154737951
Did you listen to our advice?
Revoke your imprisoned vassals duchies and give them to people who'd have a high opinion of you, if you can ransom those vassals afterwards. Since you're byzantium you can really go on a rampage afterwards and revoke the duchies of all vassals that pose a threat/don't like you enough. Increase crown authority when you think it'd pass

>>154737951
prepare for next civil war

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wherever i am, i must also blob

>>154738246
sneaky pepe lad

>>154738246
>byzantium survived mantzikert
battle of the romans when?

>>154737951
________uninstall.exe

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WEW
E
W

>>154738208
*if you can, ransom those imprisoned vassals afterwards

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is there any better feeling than winning a battle against muzzies where you are outnumbered?

>>154738246
Why are you being a white supremacist ?

>>154738582
Dumping 120k men on the coasts of the Levant and slaughtering your way forward is pretty good.

>>154733164
>Senhaja in Tunisia
>Zenata in Morocco
kek

>>154730561
Stop playing Alexmod.

>>154733164
MAKE NORTH AFRICA WHITE AGAIN

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Heya folks!

>>154728148
>>154728280
What can't be fixed?

How is HoI4 "fundamentally" broken?

Because I don't see it.

>>154739156
>responding to a 3 hours old post just to say you don't like a mod
wew, this is some serious butthurt

>>154739303
>Again
You can't make something out of something that has never been something in the first place

>>154739594
>this meme again

lol, NA only got browned because of Arab migrations

Is there any way to mod the map modes in CK2?

I want to raise the values on the economic map mode so 90% of civilised land isn't flat green.

>>154739670
t. brown north africa

>>154739564
t. Alex Grandi

>>154739535
It really isnt, I believe the retardation can be fixed through extensive modding, and I enjoy some of the new stuff

Why don't I get the choice to search for a court physician with HIP+SWMH?

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>>154740140
>>154739535
>ai can be fixed with tweaks
t.blackicepro

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seriously, where is HPM?

he's been gone for over a week, did he say when he'd be coming back?

>>154740592
HPM said he is really busy with his job and that he has little to no time to work on a mod.
To add on this if Alex Grandi dude was HPM he would have wife/kid issues to deal with too later on.

Is it me or everyone hates on anything that isnt Vicky 2?

>HoI3
>Dedgame xd
>HoI4
>le AI is le shit
>EU4
>Muh mana, muh uninstall.exe xd
>EU3
>lol old game
>DH
>Only Kaiserreich
>CK2
>REDDIT INCEST SIMULATOR ECKS DEE

Cant we just make a v2g?

>>154740592
He has bern visiting gsg less and less, maybe he doesn't have much time for modding
damn, I wonder what would happen to gsg if HPM stopped modding. 90 percent of the shitposters would have to find something else to shitpost about

>>154740767
Just wait till Victoria 3 gets released.

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>tfw conquered Jerusalem and genoicded all mashriqs and replaced them with Ashkenazims

>>154740767
EU3, DH and CK2 are fine, rest are shit.
Paradox making okay game when.

>>154740870
>meanwhile in real world
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/sep/13/us-israel-aid-38-billion-record-military-assistance

>>154740767
People hate on V2 occasionally too.

>>154740870
Is that that russian dude fighting in Ukraine?

>>154740997
Compare it to the hate other gs games get

We have a problem

>>154741093
Maybe if Johan made good games we wouldnt have it. Genre got stale.

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>>154740965
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1948_Arab%E2%80%93Israeli_War

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yom_Kippur_War

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_Attrition

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reprisal_operatio>

>154741006
No it Conor with his first fight against Diaz

>>154741187
Why the meme response? the guy looks like him, same skin tone same face same beard except this guy seems a bit taller

Testing

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>>154741292
It's Conor Mcgregor, reverse image search will show you

>>154741460
LAD
Archive where?

>>154741832
Here it is
https://mega.nz/#F!KF5g0bDR!BR8zwsXooNxy72dqf8NP_Q

In ck2 my liege keeps declaring war on people but for some reason I automatically vote against it every time. I'm on the council. Why is this?

>>154735617
>Romania kicked out of Intermarum
This is a good alliance

>played the shit out of EU4, HoI 3, Vicky and DH to the point it's stale
>CK never was my thing
>Only choices I got left are games everyone here hate

What do

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>ck2 HIP
>event comes up that i need to piss during court
>hold it in
>suddenly because of that "Acre prospers"

>>154742159
You could play Rise of Prussia and such but you missed the bundle sale.
You could've gotten most of them for 10 yuros i think.

>>154742159
Mods
>EU4
wait for MEIOU & Taxes or just play Voltaire's Nightmare

>HoI 3
Modern Day mod/ play babby HoI 4

>Vicky
DoD and ZombieMod are great fun.

>DH
Dont ask me, never played it.

Or you know, dont be a bitch and just play what you want.

>>154742159
>>154742159
>Caring about what /gsg/ thinks

Is impressing mostly autistic strangers of the Internet your only reason for playing grand strategy?

>>154742523
THIS

hey guys i'm from reddit do you like newcomers here? i love eu4 and ck2!

>>154742985
Welcome newfriend, EU4 and CK2 are my favorite games as well, don't let the meanies give you the wrong impression of us here on /gsg/ we're not like the rest of 4chan
/gsg/ is a haven of stability and tolerance in this dark and cruel corner of the internet we call 4chan, we welcome people of all colors and races as long as at least 1/3 posts they create are shitposts
Have fun and welcome to your new home

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>he doesn't play at the hardest mode with ironman enabled

>>154742523
>>154742583
>>154742985
>>154743113
>>154743139
In what game?

>>154743164
Based "in what game" poster

>>154743201
Based "Based *insert gimmick* poster" poster

>>154743113
Thanks bro! I really love this site you are all so funny here even though you can be mean and insensitive at times. I am a person of colour, should that matter?

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How much of a pathetic loser are you /gsg/?
Pic related is me

>>154743413
>I am a person of colour, should that matter?
Not at all my friend, we've all been blessed with the gift of being color blind, all we see when we look at other people is their humanity, not their skin color

>>154743434

I sometimes skip a shower on Sundays, I own a trench coat/rain-mac and used my gameboy in public in the late 90s.

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>>154743434

>>154743613
Fill in the pic you tosser

>>154742985
Hello friend. This is a small voice guide to ensure that your /gsg/ experience will be optimal. Enjoy your time here!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m1a3mJStSr

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>>154743434

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>>154743434
actually, i do have a minimum wage job that i absolutely despise

>>154743538
That's good to know. I've heard a lot about the altright and other racist fascist groups on this website. Wouldn't want to encounter them since it's kinda icky to even think about...
>>154743735
What is this? Some guy just started screaming and saying the f word and stuff

>>154743804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TYbIFmNncc

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>>154743434

>>154743684
Lmao what a fat loser

>>154743679
Better than me
>you don't live with your parents
>You've been on a date before
Worse than me
>Wore cargo shorts (not that bad imo)
You're normie tier

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>>154743434
I don't 'believe' I'm intelligent. I -am- intelligent. :^)

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>>154743434
My weeb friend had forced me to watch anishit I don't really like it.

>>154743882
What? Is he laughing at me what the heck?

>>154743914
NORMIES OUT

>>154743929
>My weeb friend had forced me to watch anishit I don't really like it.
Yeah same here

>>154743904
I'm pretty autistic and i'm a neet so I wouldn't really qualify as a normie
>>154743914
>I don't 'believe' I'm intelligent. I -am- intelligent. :^)
fucking this lmao

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>try to look for that edited province map from last thread that some anon was working on
>this thread doesn't link the old thread because the OP is so autistic as to not recognise threads without the pwecious OP
we need another revolution
t. t. /gsg/ op

>>154743679
>ever spent more than 4 days...
yeah this one too didn't see it lol

>>154743434
Some of these are plain retarded

>Is not interested in fashion
faggot

>Ever spent...

Everybody gets sick once in a while

>Believes he's intelligent

Would anybody like to believe they are not?

>>154744147
Just look it up yourself, nigger.

>>154744201
>Would anybody like to believe they are not?
i'd hope commies and just leftists in general don't

>>154744201
>>Ever spent...
>Everybody gets sick once in a while
>>154744189
>>ever spent more than 4 days...
>yeah this one too didn't see it lol
I believe if its sickness related then it doesn't count
If you've spent more than 4 days without going out because you just didn't feel like it then it should be crossed

>>154744314
Yeah it was voluntary so it should be crossed

>>154744201
>>Believes he's intelligent
Believing you're intelligent is a sign of your autism

>>154744420
But what if I'm legitimately intelligent under any normal definition of the word?

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Couldn't make bingo.

>>154744420
What if someone's actually intelligent and thinks they're intelligent?

>>154744420
I don't really but most people including normies like to believe that they are.

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>>154743434
Counterbingo

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>>154743434
I fail at being a failure, no bingo

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>AI hunchback child basileus imperial restoration
>jihad for rome
>bohemia and hungary somehow orthodox
probably the most believable game I've had in any believable worlds simulator

>>154744768
>is fat
stop shoving big macs down your massive gullet then you degenerate

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>>154744691
>alchohol
if ~3-4 times a year counts then yeah

>>154744891
Haven't had fast food for months, I just don't do exercise any more (did karate but I stopped a year ago and I've put on like 3 stones since then, I'm at 14st4lbs)

>>154744994
>karate
it's shit lmao i'd rape your ass anyway with no prior martial arts training

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>>154745175
in what game?

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>>154744691

>installing eu4
>no catchy pirate installer music

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SELLOUT? I MIGHT ASWELL GO BUY IT THEN!

Byzanon here, tried revoking the titles of the rebels I imprisoned and only making everybody but the Caffoliks in my kingdom hate me.

Should I just have killed them instead? Or just keep them imprisoned?

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It's not a good thing.

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>>154744691
Whoops.

>>154745669
>facebook
is it at least fake?

>>154745589
literally impossible. if someone rebelled, you are eligible to revoke 1 title from them, no matter the circumstances. so unless you did something stupid like first revoke the duchy (which you can take anyways through imperial administration) and then the county, you are either lying or misunderstood something.

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>>154745818
Probably misunderstood something. I basically revoked all the titles I could off everybody that was imprisoned thinking they were all the people that rebelled against me.

Revocations were limited to some guys but for others I could take all their territory.

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>>154745934
You get one free revocation from every traitor, everything else is tyranny and will piss off the realm something fierce.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm1z9vN3lqA
Fucking hell India

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My first campaign playing as kangz. How am I doing?

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>>154746036
So I did fuggolini'd up. Good to know for my next attempt at not being shit.

>>154746036
I do believe there are exceptions, sometimes game lets you complitely lift all titles off the traitor, but I haven't got a clue as to when why and if it's just a glitch.

How do I kill all abos in hpm?

>>154746259
maybe that traitor somehow converted, triggering the "revoke infidel titles for free" mechanic.

>>154746259
If traitor rebels again because he refuse the revocation or you fail to imprison him, you can revoke everything for free.

>play on ironmeme
>~200 years in, accidentally commit a few minor mistakes such as giving a castle to a holy order when the empty holding was supposed to be for a new city, or changing my capital but forgetting that I had good tech levels in the old one
>OCD kicks in and I can't endure playing like that
>delete the entire save

Every time.

Why do I keep thinking that ironmeme is a good idea?

>4 years into ck2 development
>people with claims STILL can't refuse factions trying to crown them
it's especially cancerous when you are a byzantine vassal and the emperor gives you a free MtF operation.

>>154746864
Because you're addicted to memes

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>>154746864
>delete the entire save
Now this is some serious autism right here

>>154747164
Fuck off /r/paradoxplaza, go form an ebin Ulm blob if you want to be a casual pleb.

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>>154747740

can anyone tell me what DH version i need and what mods to play the grand campaign 1914-1945?

>>154747860
>waah why would anyone want to roleplay their feudal possessions in a feudal history simulator
>>>/r/paradoxplaza

>>154747896
>needing spoonfeeding
http://oldforum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?730432-The-Grand-Campaign-1914-1991
>The Grand Campaign for Darkest Hour 1.04
>Current Version is: 2.4.81 Proper Check sum: RSCL

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What do guys?
Did they introduce the constitution right then and there or did everyone chill out for a couple more years?
I heard that the civil war kicks off in '53, so I'm really confused

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What do you think of the upcoming New world mod, /gsg/?

>>154748698
What's the point here, re-enact the Vinland Saga?

How many times do you jerk off during the day?

>>154748067
google never gave me the old forum, thanks anon

>>154748829
0-1

>>154748883
I've just masturbated for the 3rd time lol

>>154749015
I mean as someone who is studying psychology I really wanna ask so many questions right now, but I also realise where I am so who gives a shit.

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>>154749015
Pretty weak

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>>154749103
>studying psychology
my condolences for your wasted life

>>154749336
t. liberal arts pro

>>154749336
Psychology may be a soft social science in America.
But here in Europe, it's a straight up science.
I spent the entire first semester studying statistics, scientific methodology, shit like that.

Psychologists make very good money over here. Especially in the Netherlands and Norway, which is where I'll probably emigrate to.

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>>154748698
>america that high up
As if it wasn't trash enough it's now even shitter.

>>154749103
Go ahead mate

>>154749336
Therapists make cash money.
t. been to several

>>154749678
I want you to describe yourself in the third person.
Imagine being a writer for a local theater, and the actor that's going to play "you" only has your description to go on as to how to convey the character.

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Which government type is the best and why is it merchant republic?

>>154749909
Pathetic bitter person, angry at a world he could never truly engage due to his own shortcomings, spending his days lashing out at everything to make up for the pathetic disgrace he is to humanity.
t. not even him and wank once a day

>>154749948
That's not much money at all dude what are you doing.

>>154749909
I'm not good at writing or describing myself so I need more specific questions

>>154750070
yeah it fucking is.

>>154750070
>297 monthly
>not much money at all
how new are you m8?

>>154750189
no it fucking isn't
t. jew

>>154750151
Just say your most overt characteristic and end it with pro.
Examples:
>t. confidence pro
>t. happiness pro
>t. self harming pro
>t. jew pro

>>154750247
>>154750189
Look what he's playing as.

>>154750070
You're fucking retarded.

>>154750308
btfoing stupid people pro
can i use more than one?
manipulating stupid people pro
I can do more if you like, i guess

>>154750151
What would you say are your 10 most important/visible/overt traits

>>154749948
>republic of the romans
I swear HIP is co created by Caleb.

>>154749909
>Depressed
>Ugly
>Slothful
>Envious
>Wroth
>Gluttonous
>Chaste
>Humble
>Shy
>Cynical
>Paranoid

http://www.somethingawful.com/news/regular-american-man/

Are you a real American man, /gsg/?

>>154750430
Top kek, I'm not even him, laddo, I was meming.

>>154748674
And the Civil War begins.

>>154750070
>297
>not much money at all
Wew. In that game I've managed to get 400 monthly after bloobing a little and culling my dynasty members. And at some points I had 20k cash stacked.

>>154750496
Cunning, a lazy fuck, easily fall into long periods of depression/happiness, disregard for people I deem to be a lower class of humans, making people agree with me, tend to procrastinate, can't stick to one field and always just switch to something else when i get moderate-high skills, like to pretend to be different people, hard to make new friends (it's easy only with a specific type of person), never expose my true self on a multitude of topics.

>>154742031
pls respond

>>154750582
>Chaste
>>>>>implying
how many times do you fap (slang for masturbate) a day?

>>154751059
>how many times do you fap (slang for masturbate) a day?

Wew lad, thanks for telling me it's a Slang, I honestly wouldn't have known.

>>154750623
>SA
hi wiz

>>154751041
Maybe you are Malcontent? idk if it does that tho

>>154750972
>easily fall into long periods of depression/happiness
>disregard for people I deem to be a lower class of humans

You are a living meme

>>154751262
Those aren't that rare though

>>154751059
>Chastity, or 'Casitas' is the first of the seven virtues, Chaste characters are admired for their virtue and are unlikely to have extramarital affair
Masturbation is not an extramarital affair.

>>154750972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-cD4oLk_D0

>>154751478
looks pretty gay to me lmao I won't open it.

>>154751532
t. people I deem to be a lower class of humans

>>154751589
nah your people are fine I don't hate gays lmao

>>154750371
last time i played as the byzantines as a monarchy, i was only making around 80/month when i had that much land

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>>154750972
this is pretty much a laundry list of the feelings of the high functioning
congratulations, you're a member of the master race

>>154751669
>as a monarchy
Again, look what he's playing as.

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>I don't hate gays lmao

>>154751671
that's good to know
>>154751768
I do hate fags though

>>154751714
do you lack reading comprehension? I'm saying being a merchant republic is making him way more money

>>154751857
You should hate all people who gain pleasure from sticking their appendages in anuses. It's mental corruption.

>>154751937
I'm pretty sure you'd gain pleasure from sticking your appendage in a female anus too
does it mean I should now hate you?

>>154751857
Why do you hate yourself lad? This is not a good thing

>>154752132
You can gain pleasure from sticking your dick in just about anything soft and fleshy-feeling.

Are trans people hated here?

>>154752132
I literally wouldn't. The idea of shit up your urethra should repel any sane person.

Atlesst the population is kept low due to AIDS and other diseases.

>>154752406
I guess the concept of cleaning your body with water hasn't been invented yet in your country but we have that shit over here lol
Also we have things called condoms if you're into that

>>154752406
>I literally wouldn't
Sorry to tell you m8 but you're gay.

>>154751117
you're absolutely welcome, newfriend ;vD

>>154751457
ah, fair enough, i was thinking of celibate. drop the gluttonous, and you could reduce the ugly tbqh laddo. not being a disgusting fat slob by today's standards is already above average, at least in the greasy hell where i live.

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>>154752406
>I literally wouldn't.
You're unironically defective then, because that's not how dicks work.

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Playing around with flags and nation names is pretty fun. I know HoI 4 isn't played by much people here, but anyone wants me to change some nation's alternative names or flags to something else?

>>154750808
I just tried to win the war. Getting my ass completely blasted since nearly all of my troops are from buenos aires and they have this really retarded mobilisation buff

>>154753095
Should have gotten people to migrate into the confederation, m8

>>154753203
i tried

>play Ireland for my first ck2 game
>Having fun
>200 years in, 100k Aztecs come out of nowhere and ruin the game for me
Wtf is this?

>>154753283
>sunset
>invasion
>on

>>154753283
Deactivate the Sunset Invasion DLC.

>>154753283
>Playing with meme DLC
>Expecting not to get memed

>>154750972
Check with the therapist of your choice to test on manic depression

>>154753329
He can just turn it off in the game options.

>>154753329
Why?
>>154753332
Why is it a meme DLC?

MEIOU 2.0 fucking when?

>>154752406
>The idea of shit up your urethra should repel any sane person.
do you know what a condom is?

>>154753591
it's just for fun. You'll have a better experience without it. I'd keep the mongol invasion DLC on though.

I started a game in Estonia. I'll see where that goes. The diseases dlc is really good makes the game unpredictable again. :)

>>154753591
>Why is it a meme DLC?
I thought you complained about the Aztecs, aka the main feature of that DLC.

>>154753591
are you fucking stupid?

>>154753807
What's the difference between mongols and mexicans?
>>154753845
Yeah, but I don't get why it's a meme DLC. Sure it didn't happen historically but so did many other things present in the game.
>>154753862
no, are you?

>>154753780
Are they adding anything new? I only play eu4 with EVE because I think MEIOU is shit, but I might change my mind.

>>154753984
It remains a meme DLC because the Aztecs could not have actually sailed across the Atlantic ocean with 100k people, not even the Chinese or Byzantines could manage it during that timeframe with a tenth of their numbers and they were the most advanced civilizations in the world at the time.
The Mongols happened and historically happened more than once if you consider the steppe tribes in general having exploded out of the steppes periodically bringing empires to their knees.

>>154754049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfxtOzN-2t8

>>154753984
>What's the difference between mongols and mexicans
Mongols tear down walls
Mexicans build walls

>>154754165
You don't have any studies to back that up. Why do you assume European culture is automatically better and more advanced? Maybe the Aztecs (present day mexicans) could've sailed across easily but they just didn't want to kill people. Maybe their culture was more peaceful, we don't know this.

>>154754278
too obvious

>>154754278
7/10 made me giggle

>>154754231
Mongols kind of rode around walls until they got persians and chinks to build trebuchets for them

>>154753984
the sheer volume of aztecs makes it memey. It straight up a "just fuck my shit up" dlc where you can sit back and enjoy the carnage if you're based far from the west coast

>>154754278
>mentions the Chinese and the Byzantines
>"European culture"
The byzzies can pass as European depending but the whitey was really piss-poor at naval technology in the relevant timeframe, but the Aztecs were in fucking canoes when the Romans were ramming people with hexaremes.

>>154754358
Your ass is too obvious.
>>154754383
Nice.
>>154754417
But we don't know what an aztec invasion would look like if they really did it. Maybe they had a lot of men and women to spare.

>Aztec invasion of Europe DLC is somehow fine for Paradox
>But rebuilding the Ancient Suez Canal during the same time period is apparently unthinkable

r*dditors will unironically defend this

>>154753984
It's because Paradox wanted to add a Mongol equivalent for the western part of the map, as it never suffers any invasions, they should have done an "Atlantis Invasion" or "Zulu Invasion" it would have been as accurate as Sunset Invasion.

>>154754598
I'd rather have a Zulu invasion for the memes.

>>154754501
Please do not assume that people were shit just because they aren't part of European culture. True Romans also weren't exactly European, they had holdings all over the place including mostly black regions like Egypt and Africa.
>>154754598
But Atlantis is a fictional place and the Zulus were mostly a peaceful and artistic hunter-gatherer culture.

>>154754698
You deserve a (You)

>>154754698
>Please do not assume that people were shit just because they aren't part of European culture. True Romans also weren't exactly European, they had holdings all over the place including mostly black regions like Egypt and Africa.
Look mate, you kind of have to actually read the posts you're shitposting with. I didn't say Romans were European.

>>154754698
>mostly black regions like Egypt
I'll bite.
Egyptians are Semitic with minimal negriod admixture

>>154754914
Egypt was black dude

>>154754698
>hunter-gatherer culture
So literally pre-sedentary lifestyle primitives a good 10k years behind the rest of the world?

>>154754804
You too, I guess. geez
>>154754824
But you stated that Romans were ramming people in direct contrast to me talking about Europeans and non-Europeans. Some of them were European, I'll give you that. But most of them mixed because of constant trips to Africa on political missions etc.
>>154754914
Egypt was and remains a mostly afro-american region.

>>154754698
Ah, finally, someone who knows what they're talking about. Tell me, is it true that Augustus Caesar was in fact black?

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>>154754698
>mostly black regions like Egypt and Africa.
>African american brother triggering whitey like the based african he is
LOL xD you bring pride to our west african tribe