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Kislev when?
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G O B L I N S
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>tfw Kislev don't wanna be your vassal anymore even though you saved them from Chaos and Norsca
Being good guy Vlad is suffering. Next I bet Empire will attack me just because I've eaten all their territory while being a good ally.
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>>154666248

ROMA
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>>154666430
Maybe he just likes elves

Also he posts warhammer elf pictures sometimes
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I love my mummy.
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>>154667012
the deep thinking goblin sits there, in the back of your head. It sometimes call out on you, gives you a drive, changes your mood.

The deep thinking goblin sometimes comes out when I make a post that is not up to par. It tells me "no, this isnt right". And then the deep thinking goblin comes out with vidya, or tv series and tells me "no, this is boring, do something else"

and then there is nothing that can change that.

The deep thinking goblin even goes further, when you look at a QT girl, and the deep thinking goblin goes like "is she wearing piercings? Are those tattoo's? What the fuck is she eating? Does she look like she is pretty dumb and/or a consumer whore?" And then no matter what, without the deep thinking goblins approval. Nothing works anymore.

The deep thinking goblin forces you to give a cringeworthy smile, to a marketer, work employee or some other person that EVERYONE likes, because the deep thinking goblin tells you that what that person is and does, its shit.

The deep thinking goblin goes out into the city, sees all the shitskins, niggers, fat people, and other assortments of degenerate retards and tells you "when they smile at you, give them the meanest look you can muster, because they are shit."

and still, this deep thinking goblin is like a god.
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>Supposed to have an infantry advantage
Greatswords will always trade out more cost-effectively. Marauders are pretty bad but more expensive then other low-tier infantry.

>Great monsters
all of them too expensive for what they do and Demis trash them with extreme cost efficiency. Kholeck is the great redeemer though, spawn are good but not versatile like Minos, DOgres are too much.

>Strong magic
Only death works well for the cost and VC does it better (Death and Vampire). Need the chaos lores.

>Cav cost as much as grail knights
not as good as any but a great pick against dwarfs, marauder cav too expensive

>Can't magically spawn something behind the lines
zombies, skellies, gouls, BIG GOULS, grave guard, manticores, cygors


Fuck I have always loved this faction but christ they play bad in MP. Only matchup i win consistently is dwarfs but that isn't the biggest thing to take pride in. I need my opponent to fuck up.

Fucking CA must love the damn VC's, gave them fucking everything, low-tiers who can hold, cost effective monsters, great cav with low and high cost options, stacking regeneration buffs so everything is Healthx1.6 effectively.

Why was the first lord update giving the 2 best factions more options?
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What would a greater Demon of Kek look like?
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does battlefleet gothic armada go here?
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>>154669634
I feel like the WoC campaign is really unfun to play. THey should rework it somewhat, they did beastmen so much better.
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>>154670045
no
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>>154669959
Kek seems more like Lizardmen material.
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http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-09-13-valve-takes-on-steam-user-review-score-manipulation
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>>154670045
When did this happen?
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>>154670512
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>>154670675
It was mostly positive for a long time now
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>>154670050
In chaos campaign you kind of just have to make up your own objectives, which sucks. You spend so much time beating up Norsca in order to fill coffers and subjugate the EVER INFURIATING tribes who will constantly declare war on each other and never seem to repopulate what you destroy.

Beastmen can get around a lot easier and exploit gaps in troop movement while Chaos can't.

There's gotta be some area control feature, not cities but areas that are under chaos control and corruption to allow structures to the dark gods and give recruitment, tech, and other bonuses.

There is no worse feeling than starting a new horde with bare bones buildings. The direct Atilla to Warhams conversion of Hordes isn't fun and why would the Armies of Chaos carry that shit around anyway. Give Chaos hordes fall pack positions and stuff to defend.
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>>154670512
>you can no longer state your opinion unless we get 30% of it's full price
Fucking jews
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>Wood elves released
>face the first Wood Elf army in the Grand Campaign
>it is a "full army of glade riders" episode
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/twg/, it's time to apologize
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It kind of make senses that beastmen and wood elves have a mini campaign

While all the other faction will unlock new part of the world, the WE and Beastmen are already here

Like, imagine if the beastmen DLC came alone. You have 5 new maps, 3 quests and an easy campaign. Having an overpriced mini-campaign filled the void

With the wood elves, I'm sure the minicampaign will be better, As Athel Loren has different weathers, and the campaign will includes more faction rather than Khazrak, Imperials and some useless orcs
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>>154671991
desu senpai I'm gonna sit in my comfy forest with my catamite slaves having orgies.

N-no homo!
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>>154672682
>they totally care about mods, bro
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Tilea is best-a realm-a!
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>>154672683
A wood elf campaign could be much more interesting than the one the beasties got. Athel Loren is supposed to be magical alternate dimension with different realms, factions, weird horrible stuff that would give WoC nightmares in some places and ents on crack. While this sounds better on paper than Boring Snorebringer vs Autistic rapegoat, im not confident in CA not fucking up. It will propably be something like unite the differently colored elf mini factions and take on the beasties while keeping the smelly brettonian peasants at bay to unlock a recolored lord in custom battle
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>>154673547
>stuff that would give WoC nightmares

I think the only thing that scare the WoC is the Mournfang cavalry
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>>154673652
Also been forced to wear and use stuff without spikes
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>>154673860
Do dildos count as spikes? Cause I'm pretty sure there are slaanesh cultists who only wear didlos
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WOOD ELVES WHEN?

I WANT MY FOREST NEETS CAMPAIGN
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>>154674141
teaser will start in 2-3 weeks, trailer early october, release mid-october
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Steam reviews are such cancer. They need to sort this manipulation and trolling shit out.

You shouldn't be able to review games until you have completion achievements. Its ridiculous someone that hasn't played a single hour can leave a review not to mention the key activation allowing people not buying from steam to review them on steam.
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>>154674141
Teaser/reveal 15th and release on the 29th.
Alternatively teaser/reveal on 22nd with release on the 6th.
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>>154670615
The gif? January 26, 2006. It's just as suit with no one inside.
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>>154674196
Thats way too long damnit
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THE EMPIRE ENDURES

WE WILL SURVIVE, WE WILL THRIVE, WE WILL DROWN THE FORCES OF CHAOS IN A SEA OF GUNFIRE AND FAITH

BUT FOR NOW, WE FARM
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>>154666248

Rollan
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>>154674845
Si vis pacem, para bellum
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>>154674845
>turn 19
>marienburg still alive
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>>154675275
Mousillon declared war on me and was probing around Grunburg and Khazrak was marching through my lands

The first 19 turns were basically me scaring off Beastmen and Mousillon back and forth before I had to take them both out and delay taking Marienburg
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>>154675458
Mousillon became a threat that early? They usually get wiped pretty soon in my games, or remain a 1-2 province nuisance.
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>>154666248
I dont want to buy WTW until they add elves.
Someone tell me, have/will elves be added yet?
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>>154675623
They weren't really a threat, they got wiped on like turn 26, because their only stack was just marching back and forth dodging Franz

I'm not sure if it's exclusive to Legendary or what but the AI on Legendary have thusfar dropped everything to give me a headache at any possible time
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>>154675628
Wood Elves soon. So basically uou can purchase TWWH later this month or early next month. Autumn sale is in october. Should be able to save 10-25% on the game and DLC's.

Dark Elves and High Elves won't be till the first expansion alongside the Lizardmen.
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>>154675896
Fuuuck yes, thank you anon
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>>154675083
rerollan
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>>154671006
>>154670050
The problem is that Archaon for the player doesn't really reach the level of Everchosen feel that the AI Archaon gets

The entire subjugation of the Norscans needs to be reworked, it's basically half-finished. The Norscans are supposed to be your buttmonkey footsoldiers but all they do is fuck around. Rather than making the campaign more challenging by allowing your supposed servants to fuck around and ruin things for you in a frustrating manner they just need to make it so that the Empire and Bretonnian AIs are more competent in fighting Chaos, perhaps have something like "the world unites against Chaos" after turn 100 on a Chaos campaign so that the empire factions and bretonnian factions stop fighting each other and start fighting WoC and Beastmemes. Also there needs to be some endgame buildings for WoC which make it so you aren't constantly hemorrhaging money once you've got 3 armies. It limits you a lot if you only have 3 armies and can't count on your allies to do shit compared to factions which can produce their own coin and hence can support larger militaries.

Chaos in general needs a rework and it will honestly end up hurting the game if they don't bother with a rework until 2018 when the second expansion with Chaos Daemons comes out.

As long as you have to do everything yourself it feels more like you're the Huns and just wrecking shit because you feel like it rather than the chosen of the dark gods destined to burn the world to the ground.
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>>154676164
God damn it rerollan
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>inb4 CA pull a switcheroo and troll us all.

I might laugh and cry inside at the same time if they release Bretonnia before Wood Elves. We're all basing the assumption on the Russian datamine and the free content timeline coinciding with major DLC's. True its been 100% accurate so far down to the sub factions of the historical mini campaigns. But CA probably don't like the idea of players knowing every upcoming faction DLC and filling in the gaps with lord pack,unit pack expectations and make timeline additions to keep us guessing.
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>>154676397
Welp.
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OP is a history faggot.
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>>154676083
Np.
I expect it to surpass the Call of the Beastmen dlc in sales due to being elves and people love elves.
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>>154673547
CA really fucked up by not just giving us Todbringer for single player and not making it so you could play as Todbringer or the Orcs in the One-Eye minicampaign

>hurr you can only play as one faction

The Secret War minicampaign will definitely be better but the only way to make it truly good is if they let us play as more than one faction, to either win the Secret War for the beastmemes or the welves
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>>154676083
You'll only get half the Wood Elf roster, though.

There's a lot of charlemagnes in that roster.
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>>154676491
I own both armies so I'm fine with either
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>>154676948
If I had to guess they'll probably leave out a lot of the treekin units from the Welves roster
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>>154676971
But how can you own something that doesn't exist?
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history and fantasy in magnificent union
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>>154676212
>the world unites against Chaos

Please. In harder difficulties the AI will send doomstack after doomstack against you. And they WILL search for you to the ends of the choas wastes, they WILL find you through the fog of war and they WILL make your campaign a living hell. And thats before big birb even shows up (I dont get why that was necessary). Chaos is literally unplayable without horde growth and lightning stike, and thats a shame since it could be so much more. Also norsca is way larger than it should be and even if you awake all the tribes it feels rather meaningless.
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>>154676971
As long as they fix the damsels face, buff the grail knights a bit and add some more units im good (not radious tier though please)
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>>154678472
This won't be a problem if they fix the underlying problems with how chaos currently works with the norscan tribes being useless morons and chaos being more or less limited to 3 full stacks

I say that Chaos should get boosts to its income based on how many cities it has razed, as the dark gods give you more favor as you do their will

That would fix income problems which limit your total armies
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>>154678717
>fix the damsels face

All those necbeards wanting Elf waifus better prepare themselves for manfaces
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>>154679060

God no

Also the Damsel just looks old for some reason (and what a woman looks like with no make up)
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>>154678923
I think since they are a horde faction they should get a population boost everytime they raid a province or raze a city depending on the size and corruption levels. That would make kind of sense since all the cultists and maybe survivors would want to join you after you showed them the power of chaos and that you carry the favor of the gods (bird can go fuck himself)
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>>154679060
>>154679179

Attilas priestess was kinda cute with her wolf pelt, and at least looked liked like a woman. Vampires also look good. Damsels look like a paladin in drag. I dont give a shit about waifus but this is just bad.
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>>154679060
the males look like girls desu
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>Greenskin legendary campaign is basically autoresolve: the campaign
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>>154679763
>Greenskin campaign is basically autoresolve: the campaign

ftfy

The waaghs and bray-herd are too powerful desu
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>>154679681
DELETE THIS
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>>154680075
this fucker looks like Tim Allen
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>>154680075
Do they use dragons in their armies?
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>>154680316
Yes, Ulthuan is home to the dragons and they have 3 varieties Sun, Moon and Star dragons. They also have a lot of flying units like a chariot pulled by eagles. Wood elves use mostly tree spirits and ride eagles. (i think they have a type of green dragon but im not sure)
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>>154673283
>Tileans
>taking pride in their Tilean identity before their city identity
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Genevieve Dieudonné legendary hero when?
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>>154673169
t. anarchist
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>>154680316
Not as a standard unit, the would-be "dragon princes" of old, now ride decorated horses, dragons are few in number

Still, most of the remaining dragons sleep in the High Elf continents, and powerful leaders, heroes and mages can awaken them, tame them and ride them to battle
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>>154676948
>using reddit words
Fuck sake.
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Anyone had any experience sorting out the Europa Barbarorum campaign map lag?
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I want to be dominated by a best elf!
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> Tomb Kings still not announced
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>>154682716
>tfw my girlfriend likes to wear elven gear in bed and won't play TWWH until at least one elf faction is released.
>mfw she bought a black leather bikini,whip and strap on.

Girls and elves...Girl elves. They make you do things you thought you'd never do.
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what is your game tier-list /twg/?
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>>154683191
1.- Total War: Rome
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>>154683159
>girlfriend likes elves
Shit taste, better dump her quick.
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>>154683191
I just can't put them in order but my favourites are probably:
DMC series
TW: Shogun 2, Attila, Warhammer, Rome 2
The Witcher
Guilty Gear series
BlazBlue series
Battlefield 2 and 2142

Stuff like Mount and Blade, Dawn of War, Company of Heroes are up there too
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>>154682603
Charlemagnes has also been a /twg/ meme staple.
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What is happening in this loading screen? Did they miss the Terrorgheist?
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>>154677131
Unless they make new skeletons for elves, which would be nice, there are really only 3 or so new skeletons necessary, unless I am missing something. Dryads, Tree Kin, Eagles, and Tree Men. New animations for a lot of units probably, but thats really it.
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>>154683191
Glad you asked friend

OFFICIAL /TWG/ TOTAL WAR GAMES POWER RANKINGS* (As of September 13th, 2016) (Stand alone titles only) (All patches and mods taken into consideration)

1. Medieval 2 & Kingdoms
2. Napoleon
3. Shogun 2 FotS
4. Shogun 2
5. Attila
6. Rome 1 and BI
7. Empire
8. Rome 2
9. Warhammer
10. Rome Alexander

*All rankings are final, any post of power rankings that follow this official list should be deemed unofficial and not representative of /twg/ and its community
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RIP Rudiger. He died as he lived; hating manlets.
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>>154685543
I haven't seen this meme for a long time.
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>>154684750
They just think its another one of those bats is all, which it is so don't bother trying to stab it or anything cause its just a harmless bat.
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>>154685543
Tasty tasty memes.
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>>154685701
>that meme vampire army comp
>Dawi-hater
>Gotrek Furrowbrow's deployed number
This image is a goldmine of mild chuckles
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>Playing VC
>Just finishing off Templehof
>Stirland moves in and conquers Fort Oberstyre before me
>I want complete control of Western Sylvania, yet I want to expand north and not go to war with the western human factions yet

wat do /twg/?
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>>154686232
Just restart. You're like 5 turns in.
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>>154685543
wew I almost agreed completely But warhammer and and Rome 2 (Emperor Edition) should be higher than broken Empire. Although Empire was ambitious
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>>154686232
See if the dwarfs declare war on Stirland. Then you can let them raze the city, colonize it, and then kick shorty ass to make Stirland like you.
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>>154685701
How did you manage to lose so many dwarfs, you complete shitter?
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That TW/CIV wannabe is about to come out on the 20th on early access

http://store.steampowered.com/app/357310/?snr=1_7_7_comingsoon_150_5
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>>154679681
Thats the problem with elves. It's hard to tell which are female and male.
Causes...confused situations.
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>>154687467
Can't open it. Can you tell me the name of the game?
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>>154684750
I think they're legging it mate.
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Would you trust a man with a name like this?
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>>154687408
He's the Vamp...
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>>154687593

Not him but it's probably Oriental Empires.
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>>154686232
Spread your corruption. Enjoy what happens.

Also a another example of why I hate diplomacy in newer TW's. The lack of gifting/bribing and buying settlements/armies sucks dick.
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>>154666798
During the Tilean/Estalian overhaul pack.
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>>154669959
What is kek? I see it used all the time in place of "lol"..
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Question time /twg/:

2 of the armies are made of well balanced empire armies with counters to VC like flame damage on the hellblaster and knights of the blazing sun

The other 2 armies are made of nothing but zombies, the unique mortis engine and corpse carts

Who won this battle?
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>>154687769
That has to be one of the most ridiculous names I've seen yet, and the first chaos example. Seems most funny names are dwarfs and orcs, though I've met a necro named just "Carl" twice.
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>>154688328
Kek

Its the Orc word for lol in Warcraft however it's also the name of a God of Change,Light,Darkness and Chaos. That enjoys causing mayhem to humans but . /pol/ have adapted it as their boards God through meme magic. Kek has a frog head so thats why you see Frogs posted everywhere.
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>>154688609

Forgot pic
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>>154688609
>>154689039
endless, regenerating, terror causing zombos and the unkillable mortis engine, of course.
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>>154689348

I suppose asking the question in the first place would reveal the outcome
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Hey all i tried asking this in another thread but no luck. Not technically total war but maybe you can help anyways.

Awhile back in a necromancer thread on v, someone posted a pic of a strategy game with what looked like thousands of undead on screen in an army. It wasn't warhammer. Kinda looked pixelly only they said it's a newer game. Anyone know what it is? I remember him saying you play a god and there are a ton of different ways you can set up races. Possibly a 4x sort of game..
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Playing Venice in Medieval II is like being an extended pub fight where new assholes keep joining in right as you think it's over.
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>>154687769
Norsemen have the dumbest name tbqh
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>>154689593
Nevermind all, just found the answer : Dominions 4.
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>>154689593
Dominions 4 I think it was.
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>>154689039

Also

URGH SIGMAR SMASH
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>>154690281
Isn't Sigmar just a Conan rip off?
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>>154689973
You mean playing Medieval II is like that right?
Venice isn't anything special in that regard.
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>>154689593
In what game?
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>>154690339
Pretty much
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>>154690382
I'm new to the game. England was the first faction I picked and beat the game with them, and they were a lot easier. The constant war with France was a slog but after I finally destroyed France the game was a steam roll. Not even Mongols stood up to retinue longbow spam.

With Venice I missed not having an easy starting position and being up against 4 pretty strong factions from the git-go. Currently at war with 4 different empires, two of which are formidable in their own right and only broken ass italian militia units are saving my cities right now.
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>>154690636
Italian militia is pretty fucking good.
You can do it boy, I believe in you.
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When do we get to play as other counties? I just want to genocide fucking vamp shits as Stirland.
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First time I've had an "observation" game where The Empire had good success. Status 104 turns in
Weakening the Norscan economy significantly (very signfiicantly, slashed their main settlement building income by a factor of 10) turned them from an early game threat to a mid-late game threat, they only really started hitting Kislev/Nordland area after consolidating. Also meant that Kraka Drak up there lasted 86 turns! It would be nice if Kraka Drak had some better expansion options, like another mountain range nearby to expand into. Imagine a Norsca controlled by them? Whew.
Vampire Counts got beat up early but somehow clawed back from 1 settlement to controlling a strip of Sylvania up to southern Kislev area. I thought that was pretty cool.
Karak Izor up there at rank 2 destroyed Karak Hirn and took all its real estate, and then destroyed The Border Prince and Tilea. Brutal bastards.
Estalia went on a war against Paravon and Carcassone and Bordeleaux and now controls significant territory in that area. They seem to have a friendly life with Bastonne.
Bretonnia wallows in irrelevance.
Dwarfs had an ok run initially, but couldn't stop the snowball of Greenskins. They don't have much time left, Greenskins making their way to last Dwarfholds

How can we improve the Dwarf chances against Greenskins?
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>>154690898
>"observation" game
Explain
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Is there any army roster more fun than the Orc one?
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>>154684510
Pretty sure he meant total war games only but food taste anyways

See my ky
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>>154690759
I think I got it well in hand. The main threats are the Mongols and HRE, who got super huge and destroyed Denmark early on. Mongols can't into pavisse crossbows and italian spear militia so I think I can hold Antioch and Jerusalem (they took Adana, Demascus, and Aleppo though and god knows how long it will before I can take them back). The HRE are being little bitches because they sold me Bologna a few turns ago and now regret is so they're throwing a fit all over northern Italy that takes the form of several large armies full of armored sergeants and peasant crossbowmen. The good news is gunpowder just got discovered and now I'm producing cannons for my "rape Germany from Vienna to Hamburg" army that I'm building in Ragusa.
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It is now September. With the end of the summer months, The sallow season begins. Ros-fothar in the tongue of the Asrai, it is a time of waning. The Consort-King Orion weakens and rages against his fate, destined to be immolated on the pyre in the coming months. The forest undergoes a change of color from the vibrant hues of summer to more subdued and mottled shades of Autumn.

But if it is a time of waning, so too is it a time of harvest. The bounty of the forest hangs ripely, to be plucked effortlesly by the merry wanderers of its vales and meadows. How fitting, then, that in this, the first month of the season of harvest, the Wood Elves will make a bounteous gift of themselves, the latest and greatest of the factions to be released in Total War: Warhammer.

Wood Elves soon.
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>>154672682
I don't get it. They compile a final update version. Look at an old version. Compare the two. See what's changed. This isn't advanced technology. How is this hard?
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>>154691063
Sit around doing nothing in Chaos Wastes. There's probably a better way but right now that's what I'm using. Sometimes a Norscan tribe will sail up to say hello to me, but that's it.
Maybe next time I'll try being Beastie Boyz and sitting comfy in hidden camp, probably exerts even less influence than even being a NEET Archaeon up far north.
Trying to find a good balance for the colonisation of destroyed settlements. Too high and everyone gets into a footrace to the latest ruin and forgets to do their warfighting, too low and we have what we get in the base game where ruins linger unsettled for dozens of turns, even if they're in a province controlled by a relatively well off faction.
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>>154673169
Interesting. I had a suspicion that GW would take a negative view of modding, seems to confirm it.
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>>154691105
Empire.
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>>154685543
>attila better than rome 1
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>>154688609
The better question is if the two armies could defeat one m1 abrams with infinite ammo and fuel?
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>>154693221
Once you take off the nostalgia glasses, it's actually true
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>>154693449
>nostalgia glasses
wut, attila doesnt even have godly mods like ibfd and eb. those mods alone btfo anything done recently by CA
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>>154691643
Meanwhile at wide distant woods...
One Beastmen Jacking.
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Does Napoleon Total war have 40 unit custom battles?
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>tfw no neetelf waifu
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So I whipped this up to see how CA might design Araby for the Tomb Kings, 15 settlements in total, the actual in-game map model is pretty fucking big but I imagine the Great Desert will take up a nice chunk of that and the Worlds Edge Mountains eat up another bit too.

>Karak Zorn
Probably not going to happen but it be awesome if they made it some way out of the way thing for Dwarfs to do.

There's also no way Tomb Keks are a WoC style race pack. But if they did all oft his plus add an Araby that wasn't just using a completely unchanged Empire roster it be so worth the $20.
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what are good general improvement mods for attila, if at all?
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>>154688709

Kek is basically Tzeentch.
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Whats happening with Warhammer now? Bought it on release and not played it for ages. What new factions have been added? Thats all I care about. I remember the free DLC plan they had which had some secret stuff.
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>>154679860
I wish they had brought one of the very few rules I like from 40k orks for these orks. Mob up.

Let units of the same type reform into single units in combat and give them a huge moral boost. Like imagine having a single unit of 480 gobbos running around.
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>>154695598
Cool I like it. Who will be contesting for those settlements? TK, Orcs, Dwarfs? In a way, it's a bit frightening because that's another 15 settlements that Orcs could have, giving them a potential of something like ~40 settlements south of The Silver Road! Waowie
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>>154695598
This is a good map, but I think you are way too optimistic about Araby.

It's unfortunate tomb keks will be here before lizardmen so we won't see any of them in the southlands, at least initially.
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>>154679763
>>154679860
Am I the only one here who plays almost every battle?
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>>154666248
Does anyone else hate playing with randoms in Total war ?


I need more friends who play TW...

Hows everyone enjoying 1212ad.[..?
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>ancient empires still not released
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>>154698369

I figure other TK factions, Vampires, Savage Orcs, Beastmen and Humans. Orcs are probably going to be diplomatically neutral towards the TKs and more focused on the local Dwarfs. Depending on how it's balanced I could easily see the opposite problem with TKs running roughshod over the soft southern borders of the Orcs, assuming TKs can take those settlements.

>>154698424
>I think you are way too optimistic about Araby.

Yeah probably, I'll even just take brown skinned Empire units and some unique voice work for diplomacy. I just don't want to hit end turn, see Araby pop up and I heard "GREETINGS FELLOW SONS OF SIGMAR!" Basically I'm asking for brown people Kislev.
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>>154699487
>I need more friends

Tell me about it
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>>154699487
>>154700196
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rattle me bones
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>>154703468
I love how irritated, annoyed, and generally pissed off the Trolls look
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>>154703468
END THE RIDE

PLEASE
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clickity clack we're on the attack
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Tilea, when?
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>>154700196
>>154701797
>>154699487
Why dont you guys try to be friends?
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Quick Survey
What's the most impressive doomstack you've seen the AI produce (in any Total War)?
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>>154705571
Not my game but my favorite was ROUGH RIDERS(Boris+19 pistoliers)
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>>154704024
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ded game
ded general
ded fanbase
ded developer
ded modding community
ded everything
ded
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>>154706634
I know what's not ded
our friendship
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>>154706376

fixed the left for you

>tfw waterloo was just a single clusterfuck
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>starting WRE campaign in Attila
>demolishing all churches on turn 1

Life is good.
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>>154666248
Not even Rome is safe from Perfidious Milan.
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>>154707626
Medieval III Total War will be announced in November 2016, right? Ten year anniversary and all.
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>>154666248
What do we make of this sick guy /twg/?
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>>154705278

I find any kind of 1 on 1 interaction with people beyond pure business or casual small talk completely frightening.

I have absolutely no idea how I made friends while I was school.
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>>154708883
It can be fun.
Just let go and let yourself be carried by the current.
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>>154708883
Don't we have a steam group for this already?
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>>154679681
Elves of both genders are perfectly fit for pleasing men.
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>>154680316
Karl Franz himself rides dragon sometimes.
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>>154711585
>you will never be a qt Bretonnian shota abducted by Wood Elves to please them and be pleased by them in their comfy woodland halls

Why live.
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>>154712014
That's it. /twg/ jokes about the gay orgies of the woods, but the real jewel of Athel Loren is all the ss going on.
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>>154712014
Thank god
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>>154712182
>ywn be an obese goblin who literally eats elves for breakfast
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>>154712014
>You will never be elector count capturing high elf prince or princess in battle for your pleasure.
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What do I use Steam Tanks for
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>>154712781
Blitzkrieg
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>>154712476
What is wrong with the Elves anyway? Why do they think they can just do whatever and get away with it? Fuck those guys.
>You will carry out Genocide on the elves in soon
cant wait tbqh
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>>154712781
Nothing. They're terribly designed worthless garbage.
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>>154713115
Because Elves in WHF, High Elves at least anyway, go all out to defend the entire world from Chaos. They are imperious assholes sure, but they are going to save your ass when the next horde from up north comes blitzing southward. High Elves in WHF are basically Americans.
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>>154713115
Why genociding them, elves don't have diseases and look pretty, their children should inherit these traits.
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>>154712476
>elves try and invade the empire thinking its norsca tier

>get shit pushed in by lads wearing floppy hats and armed with dakka.
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>>154713814
That is why they prefer to be their allies.
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>>154713814
>Elves literally had to save babby Franz when he fell off his horse and was losing to B E A S T M E N
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>>154712014
That reminded me. You know how Fimir and Beastmen's 80s rape lore is problematic? I reckon if somebody rewrote them to be beastwomen and womenfimir abducting and raping men, then nobody would find that problematic at all. Problem solved!
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>>154714225
They have taste for shotas.
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>>154714423
Somewhere out there then is a High Elf prince who got to taste young Karl's boipussy. I wonder if they keep in touch.
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>>154715581
>high elf

>By the time the Minotaurs finally realised their plight andfled, near threescore oft heir greatest champions hadfallen to Orion’s spear. The King in the Woods had been sorely wounded in exchange — his godly ichorflowed freely from a dozen ragged wounds — but Karl Franz had not suffered so much as a single blow during the hours in which Orion had stood guard over his unconscious form.
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>>154715871
Fug, my lore has failed me. So it's Orion who got some of that Karl booty.
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>>154715871
source?
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>>154716196
Wood Elves Armybook. The griffon Deathclaw that Karl joyrides on is also Wood Elf charity.
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>>154712781
Mobile arty with decent protection. Best used to stun lock lords or large units
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>>154716196
It's also known that "Thirsty" Karl "Big Hog" Franz has some serious elf fever
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>>154715871
>>154716196
>>154716036
KFC wasn't shota that time, it seems like he got Naieth the Prophetess pussy so she convinced Orion to save him.
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>>154717184
He got balls to step in Athel Loren and speak to its rulers.
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>>154717470
Yeah right, Wood Elves took advantage of ole KF while he was unconscious so badly that it scarred him for life. Ever since, he's been obsessed with everyone respecting his consent, and doesn't feel safe unless he's in a large crowd, so he's always summoning the elector counts.
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Naieth the Prophetess is the greatest oracle in the Old World.
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>>154717863
lemme see dat pusshole dogg
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>>154712781
theyre my giant stopper. so Yeah theres that, its just so fun to have 5 of them murder one within 1 minute from deployment. Also of course. FEAR
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>>154688623
>Carl Carl the Necromancer
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>>154691883
Their workflow is retarded
>Hurr, we can't record every change because there's a gorillion tables interlinked
>Justifying bad practice with lazy design
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>>154697953
>Factions
Well… there's beastmen I guess

And Wood Elves soon
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>>154673169
>fuck CA
What did they do, its GW fault, they are known for being retarded.
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>>154720048
It's GW fault for being retarded
It's SEGA's fault for letting themselves get fucked in the ass
It's CA's fault for intentionally making things hard

All of them are to blame
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>>154712476
What's the story behind this? Aren't elves and men allies? Or dont they at least tolerate one another? Only the dark elves attack the empire to my knowledge..
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bought Attila at release but never had the time to play it because of school. This game is an amazing entry to the series...why don't people talk about it more often? The WRE campaign is fun as fuck, anons.
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>>154720381
Man i really wish i could play this but it just runs like absolute shit. Warhammer and Rome 2 both run smoother. I can't stand lag or stutters in games.
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>>154720740
Same here. The performance is a total bonerkiller and I have a pretty decent mid range computer too.
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>>154720381
People talked about it when it came out but became warhams came out more recently everyone's playing and talking about that instead
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>>154720381
>The WRE campaign is fun as fuck
it was even better before casuals forced CA to make it significantly easier
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Mordheim when
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>>154722265
Vlad mentions it in some lines
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>>154666248

This OP is much more to my liking. Thank you for not being a homo this time.
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>divorce bitch after I get a bastard son
>bastard dies soon after

wew lads
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>>154720740

This. I'm not (that) autistic, but when I can't run a game well it completely ruins the experience for me.

Sure, every 5000v5000 battle doesn't have to run butter-smooth on ultra, but when we go bellow 30, I start noticing.
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>>154717863
Wood elves saved Karl twice, here is when he was shota. He should have very fond memory of elves.
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>>154724131
>taking a baby into the fucking forest.
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what units are the bulk of the orcish army?

should i bother with range cavalry?
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>>154667238
i let chaos kill everyone up north and took all the territory without any resistance.
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>>154685701
atleast he killed most of them.
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>High elves
>they are actually the worst elves
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>>154724974
>bulk
Orc boyz early on, replace with big'uns and black orcs, use gobbos for themed armies, mix some trolls into your bulk, the trolls deliver the pain, and the rest of your line prevents trolls from fleeing at the first volley

>should i bother with range cavalry?
hell yeah! spider archers have poison arrows for easy harrasing, goblin wolf archers are some cheap, fast motherfuckers
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>>154712476
>losing against Stirlanders
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>>154724221
Reiklanders are kinda hardcore like that.
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>>154726024
Well, of course. Stirland a best.
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EMPIRE 2 FUCKING WHEN?!
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>>154726471
>High elves confirmed to be worse than the poorest and weakest Empire province

knife-ears on suicide watch
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>>154726540
I just hope they would fix sieges before that, I don't want Empire 2 to have as disappointing sieges as E1 or Warhammer.
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>>154724974
>should i bother with range cavalry?

Almost always. One or two units of range cavalry can turn the tide of a battle against an unprepared army. This is true for all range cavalry except Bretonnia's (because Bretonnia units suck).

Orcs have good wolf archers and very good spider archers.
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>>154726725
It might be the poorest but it is not the weakest. E.G it is more battle ready than Averland.
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>>154726024
>armies of the empire
>plural
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>>154726791
honestly, I can accept settlement battles like the ones Nappy had, they are shit, but tolerable

I just want a larger setting than europe+middle-east+north africa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXknALrHSfI

my dream tw would last from age of discovery to Napoopan
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>>154726995
>my dream tw would last from age of discovery to Napoopan

Same here, perfect game would be Total war with scale of Europa Universalis, but I don't have high hopes about that.
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>>154676948
Its ok though

We will pay 20 euros for the base DLC and another 20 for the regiments of the woods DLC which adds the remaining elf units and also adds these cool reskins!
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>>154674447

>You shouldn't be able to review games until you have completion achievements.

That's a bit much, you shouldn't be forced to finish a shit game to tell other people it's shit, especially not when so many games can take dozens of hours to complete.

This "Played 10 minutes, leave a review, refund game" shit needs to fuck off though.
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>>154727251
>The Wild and the Wood
It'll be poetic
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>>154727913
What will be the name of the upcoming content?

>The Wild Hunt
>The green and the grudge
>???
>Sands of Khemri
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>>154705571
WoC doomstack with 4 Hellcannons. 6 chosen and 9 chaos chariots.
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>>154728032
>The Green and the Grudge
Darren! Stop leaking shit!

The name is memeworthy enough for the "ebin :^)" factor and makes so much sense
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>>154728335
>not "The Goblin and the Grudge"
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>>154717470
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>>154728335
>>154728441
They should wait for Skaven and name it:

>The Squig, the Squat and the Squeek.
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>>154728298
I hate chaos chariots so much
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>>154691643
fuck you, fucking nigger
your meme is fucking shit
get the fuck out, now.
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>>154725117
But that's boring. It's more fun to kill everyone with fake kindness while spreading corruption.
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How many things does Darren have to leak before they fire him?
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>>154728661
why the hate on darren?
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>>154705571
Kholek Suneater + 19 Chosen (mix of Halberds and GW)

Needless to say, I was playing cunts, no fun allowed
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Is blood dlc effect on performance?
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>>154725337
Yeah, he would probably be pleased that his death paved the way for Vlad to go and raze Karaz-a-Karak.
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>>154728852
if you already run the game poorly; probably
i ran it fine without and it runs fine with it as well
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>>154728852
It's a good punch you are zooming in on big battles, fine otherwise
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>>154728648
the orks down south were attacking me on droves and i did not have the men to fight on 2 fronts.
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>>154728784
It's just a jape my friend.
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>>154728969
Yea, that can be annoying. I do my best to prevent any of the factions there from snowballing early, because they will divert so much attention.
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>>154713115
High elves think themselves above any and all other races because they think they are the one and only force able to halt the advance of chaos
another thing, since elves are immune to most forms of physical mutation via chaos, it has changed their personalities instead
Chaos influence has over millenia made the high elves (extra )arrogant, dark elves (extra) spiteful and wood elves (extra) reclusive
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Playing a non-Empire/non-VC game, Have you ever seen Vampire Counts get wiped out? I've never seen them defeated, closest was reduced to 1 settlement very early on, but they rose like a phoenix from that to become #3 power.
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>>154729129
there were noway for me to stop them

>make allies with my dwarf neighbors and war against all orks i could find to make them like me more
>greenskins somehow not only killed/enslaved all the ork tribes, they slaughterer all the dwarfs as well in a little more than a 100 turns
>surrounded me from 3 sides and out for more blood
>my face they had over 30 fucking settlements

i knew what was coming and build gates and upgraded my towns near my borders and even than, i almost lost. took me almost 200 turns getting rid of them.
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>>154675083
rollan
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>>154724974
>bother with range

You could make an entire army of Doomdivers and tear shit up.

I'm not even kidding. Doomdivers are probably some of the best artillery in the game.
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>>154730271
and they're fun to direct control and fly around
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>>154730271
Yea, they're incredibly good. In my dwarf campaign my number one objective was to hunt down Grimgor and kill his doomdivers before they got to gold rank.
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>>154730509

They are.

It's surreal to think that some of the most accurate and effective bombarment in the game comes from the fucking orcs of all things.
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>>154730594

I fucked this up in my first attempt at the dwarfs.

>rank 9 Doomdiver
>win battle but don't manage to kill it
>mfw it scored 600+ kills
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>>154728032
The wild hunt is already used though
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>>154730714
>The Wilder Hunt
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>>154730748
I'm not buying it if there's no gwent involved
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>>154726540
RARE BEAR
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>>154730714
Wild wood hunt
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>>154730509
My favourite part of multiplayer co-op is to control my friend arty.
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>>154730714
They should call it "The Wild Cunt"

Get it?

It's because wood elves are sluts.
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>>154691883
>Look at an old version. Compare the two. See what's changed

Have you actually ever looked at the databases?
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>>154731252
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>>154731763
>listing Bane as 'Masketta Man'
>no mention of Maimen
Weak lore. Probably made by Arch.
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>>154731969
yeah, I think its pretty weak too, but its the only one we have
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>>154728560
apex kek
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>>154731763

I watched this film the other night, honestly the memes ruined this scene.
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>>154732521
It's the only good scene in the film.
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>>154714382
It would also be pretty hot
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>>154732574

There aren't many in it tbqh.
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>>154724974
Lots of archers

Goblin archers are a real pain in the ass
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>>154732615
Right? I really feel now is the time for us to push our menfolk-being-raped-by-girl-monsters agenda.
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>>154732669
Shame too I quite liked the second one, probably because it had the least focus on Batman's Woes and Trials and Tribulations
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>>154732521
>honestly the memes ruined this scene.

4 u
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>>154706376
>>154707291

What do you call this tactic?
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>>154728298
Are chaos chariots good?
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>>154733383
>Charge straight through my Ironbreakers
>Continue on their merry way through my quarrellers
>Proceed to kill my artillery crews
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>>154733519
Why are dwarfs so underpowered?
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Why do I love Vlad so much?
It's pretty simple when I think about it.
Vlad isn't just the best character in the Warhammer world, he might just be the greatest character of all time.
Just imaging him riding through the swamps of Sylvania, the wind in his hair, his mighty steed below him.
As he rides through the World's Edge Mountains, the Lahmians swoon at his very scent.
They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in Marienburg under the the name of "Carstein Orgasm."
The very nature of Vlad is mystery.
Could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes?
The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit.
However, Vlad is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers.
Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Vlad is not one that is easily penetrated.
Vlad is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the page at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his world.
Vlad is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty.
Observe his playful smile, his gorgeous and rippling biceps, his gallant nose, and most importantly, his eyes.
His eyes, like pools of saffron, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Vlad. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt.
Vlad is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the Warhammer world together.
Without Vlad, the entire Warhammer world, the entire Games Workshop as we know it crumbles.
The Reik would stop flowing without Vlad, Athel Loren would become a desolate crater, and Norsca would melt without his frosty gaze.
These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Vlad so much.
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>>154733283
Coward tactics, real men go and fight in melee
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>>154707291

Waterloo was actually smaller more intense battles over a number of days.
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>>154733585
Total War engine cannot deal with the density and mass of true Dwarfen bulk
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So how many cities are they going to add with wood elves dlc?
I'm pretty sure its going to be only one region but it cant be only one city as well it will be very boring
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>>154733957
gotta have 1 token enemy wood elf thats about it probably
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>>154712476

>invade the Empire
>get blown the fuck out

Elves on suicide watch.
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>>154733923

That's the Waterloo CAMPAIGN.
I.e. series of battles leading up to Waterloo.

Seriosly, if Waterloo hadn't been fought, it would've been called the Ligny Campaign.
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>>154733585

Because VC need to be more powerful

t. creative assembly

It's going to be really sad when the Skarsnik vs. Belegar LL pack comes out and Dwarfs get just rangers while Orcs get a bunch of awesome squig monstrous cavalry type units and the patch lowers Dwarf mass and makes cavalry rape them even harder.
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>>154734083

Well yes, but the attacks on Hougoumont farm for example.
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>>154733957
1 big city, 2 small cities, and a woodmen horde
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>>154730714
Where is it used already? It's part of the Wood Elf lore.

>The Wild Hunt thunders through Athel Loren and often outside the forest every midsummer. It is led and initiated by Orion, the king of the woods. At midnight the forest goes utterly silent and trembles in fear, not a creature stirs, for all know that the ride of the Wild Hunt has come. Every Wood Elf and Forest Spirit alike feels the pull of the savage hunt, and many are overcome by the primal urge to join it.

Although CA are working off 8th edition and iirc it isnt mentioned in it only in 6th edition. I'll be re-reading the Wood Elf army book when they get announced though. Wood Elves are a very violent people and see themselves at war eternally and with good measure literally surrounded on every side by enemies. Their hostility is understandable.
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>>154733957
1 Province comprised of 3 settlements with a starting army composed of the wild hunt.
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They really need to look to Warhammer Online for some music inspiration for TW:Warhams because good god this soundtrack is good.
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>>154734327
>Warhammer Online
RIP ;_;
So much potential wasted.
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>Thus began a tumultuous friendship between the ancient realm of Athel Loren and the nascent kingdom of Bretonnia. Orion was displeased, and vocally so. He would not, he said, hold back the fury of the Wild Hunt in service to his queen’s whim. Ariel had simply smiled and bade her husband ride wheresoever he wished; if the lands he chose were those claimed by the Bretonnians, so much the better. Common cause had brought friendship, but it was only good sense that the humans should fear their superiors.

Bret crusade to cleanse Athel Loren when?
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>>154731465
>friend
Normie get out reeeeeeeee
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>>154734242
The Witcher 3 my man, they ripped off WHFB and they have a wild hunt of frosty elves on their own
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>>154734137

They are considered to be a part of the battle of Waterloo.

Each and every battle has a shitload of combats like Hougomont.
And each combat has a shitload of duels between individual troops.
Are we supposed to chronicle all of them?
That's be insane - so we shorten the whole story.
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>>154734157
>>154734325
This. I'll be surprised if its smaller. Mini campaign will have an enlarged Athel Loren for sure probably 30-40 regions like Eye for an Eye.

Speaking of which how many regions and provinces are in the base game and first mini campaign?
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>>154734242
Whoa, don't misrepresent the Wood Elves. The 6th edition mentions the Wild Hunt, and so does the 4th.

The Wood Elves do see themselves as at war with the outside world of wageslaves. But that doesn't mean they are a violent people. They rarely go on the offensive, and are no more violent than any other NEET after you've taken their tendies. They just don't want you to intrude on their no-work paradise.
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>>154726725
Romans also lost 3 legions to the Germanics.
Flukes.
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I really hope wood elves not going to cost 20$ i'm very poor
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>Wood Elves first
>not the Best Elves first

Unbelievable.
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>>154734551
Same price as Call of the Beastmen. We now know the cost of campaign packs and race packs(CW unless thats a one off pricing). Unit packs should lie in between.
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>>154734652

>beaten by Stirlanders
>great dragon killed by cannons
>leader smashed by some lad with a hammer
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Reminder:
DLC 3 - этo Биcтмeны (Beastmen)! (пoдтвepждeнo)

Cyбфpaкции

Redhorn Brayherd
Khazrak Herd Brayherd
Skrinderkin Brayherd
Jagged Horn
Skrinderkin
Ripper Horn Brayherd
Shadowgor Brayherd
Rredhorn

DLC 5 - Лecныe Эльфы (Wood Elves)!

Cyбфpaкции

Anmyr
Arranoc
Argwylon
Atylwyth
Cavaroc
Cythral
Durthu
Eorgovann
Fyr Darric
Modryn
Tirsyth
Talsyn
Wydrioth

И eщe дoбaвки Биcтмeнaм и Бpeтoнии.


DLC 8 Цapи Гpoбниц (Tomb Kings) !

Hичeгo кoнкpeтнoгo пo cyбфpaкциям.


DLC 10 Cкaвeны (Skaven)!

Hичeгo кoнкpeтнoгo пo cyбфpaкциям.

Дoлгo. Я дyмaл их быcтpee cдeлaют.


DLC 13 Гнoмы Хaoca (Chaos Dwarfs)!

Hичeгo кoнкpeтнoгo пo cyбфpaкциям.


DLC 15 Кopoлeвcтвa Oгpoв (Ogre Kingdoms)!

Hичeгo кoнкpeтнoгo пo cyбфpaкциям.
Hy и этo eщe нe вce.
Aддoн № 1 (Expansion pack 1)

Bo втopoй игpe тpилoгии Total War: WARHAMMER, впpoчeм впoлнe пpoгнoзиpyeмo, нaм oткpoют Ультyaн и Hoвый cвeт и дoбaвят:

Bыcшиe Эльфы (High Elves)
Teмныe Эльфы (Dark Elves)
Лизapдмeны (Lizardmen)

Hичeгo кoнкpeтнoгo пo cyбфpaкциям

Aддoн № 2 (Expansion pack 2)

Кхopн (Khorne)
Tзинч (Tzeentch)
Hypгл (Nurgle)
Cлaaнeш (Slaanesh)

Hичeгo кoнкpeтнoгo пo cyбфpaкциям.
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>>154734759
>tomb kangz
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>>154734759
which one of the wood elves factions will be the playable one ?
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>>154734759
Translate from Russian:
Something like that. As you can see DLC 2, 4, 6, 7, 9, 11, 12 and 14 are absent. This means that it is some other free and paid supplements which spoke developed - lords, heroes, magic, addition of units (such as the knightly orders of the empire, Dragons Blood vampires, Flagellants, Squig and other snacks).

In addition some of these DLC certainly can unlock Bretonnia, Kislev, Tilea and Estalii. Kislev so urgently needed at all, but Thiele and Estaliya become relevant after the 5th DLC or after 8th - Tomb Kings will go right through their land.
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>Kislev urgently needed
>Urgently
Slavs love their fantasy slavs and history slavs. Wouldn't surprise me if the guy that leaked all this is the same one that made the thread on Steam about a glorious Slav world and their importance and demanded their addition in Attila.
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>>154733957
>I'm pretty sure its going to be only one region

God I really hope not that be so disappointing on so many levels.
>majority of the 12 realms of Athel Loren no represented
>no visual difference (some lands are in perpetual states of a single season) between the realms
>no real challenge for the Wood Elves or for enemy races
>boring

I hope they either make it a sub-map or just cram 12 settlements into that area and divide it into 4 separate provinces. The sub-map would be the bees fucking knees though. It's also highly unlikely since they haven't fucked with sub-maps or theaters since Empire.

In any case, Athel Loren being more than single province or a single mega city would add challenge, and be a nice distraction for Beastmen who could spend some time bogged down in elf territory instead of just steam rolling Bretonnians.
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>>154734759
>DLC 8
>Tomb Kings
>Map for their land and darklands to the east already implemented and shrouded.

WE GOING SOUTH OF THE BADLANDS NEXT YEAR BOYS!
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>>154734909

>The eternal slav

I can't wait until they don't get Kislev and forever stuck with rat dog cavalry.
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>>154734419
Are you joking or just really ignorant?
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COMFINESS POWER RANKING

==== THE TRULY REVOLTING ==== 16-13
Skaven-
Grasping, striving rodents, the Skaven's constant ambitions drive their short lives with constant frenzy. Their very bodies twitch with nervous energy, and they are constantly at work mentally and physically to better their position and make the world a worse place. Lashing together the worst traits of industriousness and untrustworthiness, the Skaven are as uncomfy as it gets.

Beastmen-
The Beastmen, like the Rats, are filth-encrusted and live short, brutish lives. They are at least not as plotting or industrious, and while their existence is exhausting, it has the virtue of being simple. The Beastman pushes himself too hard, but he only wants to shit on things, rape things, and drink beer if he can find it.

Chaos Warriors
With a hellish home and a constant system of challenges, duels, and raids, Chaos Warriors struggle to take it easy. Some attendants of Slaanesh and Nurgle at least make the effort, but the Chaos Warriors are still easily the most bleak and uncomfy part of humanity. Worse, Chaos Warriors who are fused to their armor are on the clock 24/7.

Chaos Dwarfs-
Industry and Industrialization, the horrific enemy of all comfiness, is a Chaos Dwarf specialty. Hellish forges work night and day, and the Chaos Dwarfs tryhard so badly they refuse to stop even when its clear it is turning them to stone. Their one saving grace is slavery. Wisely choosing to enslave greenskins, they are spared the necessity of doing manual labor themselves. Unfortunately, even with a massive slave population, they refuse to take it easy and are always angry all the time.
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>>154695598
>>154735023

helllll yeahhh
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==== THE DIRELY UNCOMFY ==== 12-10

Chaos Daemons-
With a kaleidoscope hell-dimension of their own and constant plans to destroy the world, as well as fierce competition with each other, Chaos Daemons could never hope to be truly comfy. Khorne especially makes the right-thinking man tired. With his obesity, cheerful nature, and promise of eternal life, Nurgle tries hard to increase his team's comfiness, but even then he has an unhealthy interest in creating and documenting diseases. A tiresome bunch.

Greenskins-
Greenskin lives are brutush, short, and in the case of Goblins, treacherous. They are eternally fighting, and live in unpleasant wastelands inimical to comfortable life. They would never make it this far into the COMFINESS POWER RANKINGS, save for mitigating circumstances.
Paradoxically, Greenskins clearly know how to take it easy, revelling in their shiny things, and laughing at others who take themselves too seriously. It could be their physiology does not regard fighting as any real sort of work, in which case they are eternally partying. While better than work, it is still a bit tiresome. For their part, Savage Orcs, rejecting strenuous thought or anything new, are somewhat comfy.


High Elves-
Arrogant, overreaching and too pinch-faced to allow for fun, High Elves may try the hardest of anyone. Believing the world rests personally on their shoulders, they maintain ports around the world and never rest in their quest to make the world safe. They don't realize things will work out in the end somehow and you really should just take it easy. Their beautiful and isolated home is marred by frequent Dark Elf incursions, and they are almost as prone to self-defeating intrigue as the Dark Elves. The only Elves who actually work for a living, which is embarrassing. They are at least long-lived and posess a peerless sense of aesthetics and beauty, but they waste these natural talents on point hats and scowling all the time.
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==== THE SEMI-COMFY ==== 9-7

Dark Elves-
Dark Elves are comfier than their haughty cousins, mostly due to slavery and decadence. Pleasure Cults and others laboring for your benefit is an inherently comfy enterprize. Unfortunately, despite being long-lived and free of conventional work, Dark Elves are always exhausting themselves in pursuit of revenge, and have a level of betrayal worthy of Skaven. Also, their vanity makes them as bloodthirsty as vampires, and as a race they are always striving for rank, accolades, and vengeance. Tiresome stuff.


Empire
The Empire is a patchwork place, with some places such as Stirland or Talabecland being notably more comfy, and others such as Reikland being considerably less. In the main, though, it is a place where busines thrives, industry is in its infancy, and religious fanatacism grips the population. Enormous energies are expended in pursuit of wealth, faith, and political power, the latter exacerbated by the decentralized political system. Tirelessly innovating, it is a land where men seldom rest on their laurels and enjoy tea. The fantasy of the Germans, an infamously tryhard people. The Empire is at least redeemed by the presence of the Moot, which on its own consideration would rate extremely competitively in the COMFINESS POWER RANKINGS.

Ogre Kingdoms-
The Ogres are almost enlightened. Rejecting honest work and robbing others, they've taken a step in the right direction. Obesity and a desire to eat everything help. But inter-ogre violence and their bleak home rob Ogres of a truly comfy existence. Worse, their wanderlust and penchant for doing mercenary work could be construed as striving. A near-to-comfy faction.
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COMFINESS BEGINS HERE 6-5

Bretonnia- The pinnacle of Comfiness mankind can attain. All greatness is hereditary, removing any need for striving. Peasants are bound to the land, removing any tiresome travel. Bretonnia is frozen in time, refusing to adapt to keep pace with its neighbors or try new things. Hide-bound, resistant to change and confining any labor to those who are effectively slaves, Bretonnia has a good grip on what comfiness is. The countryside of Bretonnia is verdant and beautiful, with majestic High Elven architecture for Nobles to enjoy while not doing work. The ruling class doesn't even rule very much, except to collect taxes and go out questing. Questing is alas their great downfall. Bretonnia is so cucked as to constantly pursue problems that could easily be ignored, all in the name of a misguided self-betterment to become the Ideal Knight. Questing Knights can't take it easy. On the other hand, it is rumored that Grail Knights are the select few who have truly learned to take it easy, and everyone knows Damsels are Magical Girls.

Lizardmen-
Cold-blooded and geographic isolation make for a strong start to comfiness, and the Lizards follow it up with a ruling class that is mostly unconscious for centuries at a time. A caste system and a resistance to the tides of time are further powerful assets. Unfortunately, the Lizardmen live in a sweltering and disease-filled jungle. An unwelcome result of their caste system is that none of them seem to know much about leisure, only living to serve the Slanns. This means that the Slann themselves might be the comfiest race of all, but their high-strung skink attendants and workhorse Saurus drag them down a bit, as the underclasses literally do not seem to know about taking it easy.
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COMFY AMONG NATIONS, 4-3

Dwarfs
At first glance, Dwarfs are not a comfy faction. They themselves love manual labor, and it can't be denied they work hard. But a closer look reveals they are truly dedicated to staying in the basement, determinedly resisting the efforts of the outside world to draw them from their comfy hovel. Besides this, a love of jewelry and drinking indicates Dwarfs do at least understand the idea of taking it easy. Furthermore, Dwarfs rail against change and default to doing things as they always have wherever possible, and family ties are treasured, with interbreeding being common.

Vampire Counts
Immortal lifespans and aristocratic sensibilities make the Vampire Counts a truly comfy faction. Every count can be assured of hundreds of servants, and Sylvania itself is a land shrouded in trees and mist, resistant to new ideas. Walking slowly and inbreeding are preferred here. At their best Vampire Counts truly take it easy through the centuries, but there are other considerations. "Wet" undead are less comfy than "Dry" undead, given to sloughing and other unsightly detriments. The Vampires themselves are obsessed with blood, becoming ravening beats without it, and many Vampires are prone to delusions of grandeur like trying to be head of the bloodline, or even become the Emperor.
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>>154733957
>>154734157
>>154734325
>>154735018

lol you guys are going to be so disappointed when welfs are just another horde with """""special""""" movement stances

beastmen was a big hint at how disappointing the welf dlc will be and i don't mean muh jabber
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>>154734759
If this leak is chronological then the first expansion would be in September of next year, CD would be in June and Ogres in August
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>>154734835
Nice webm don't have that one. Here's one.

Speaking of TK related webms. We sorely lack webms from the Mummy series with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz.
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>>154734759
This is retarded and fake
>all thoe wood elves faction
>chaos dorfs LMAO
>ogre kingdoms (going to be in expansion for sure)
>tomb kangs (going to be in expansion for sure)
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THE COMFIEST OF THE OLD WORLD 2-1

Tomb Kings-
True comfort. Rid of the necessity to tend to their flesh, the Tomb Kings mostly relax in their desert without interacting with the other factions. More than resisting the tides of change, the Tomb Kings are a backwards-looking faction, who care nothing about the future and have successfully been employed as home defense for over 2000 years. The ingenious innovation of being undead means there is no need for even slaves, and the Tomb Kings need not (and do not) ever work. It would truly be paradise, if it wasn't for a few flies in the ointment. The unpleasant desert is an obvious disadvantage, but more than that are the Tomb Kings themselves. Tomb Kings contain countless members of the same long-lived dynasties that all claim the same kingdoms, and they fight each other bitterly for it. These Kings were strivers in life, and haven't gotten much comfier in death. Settra is the worst about this.

Wood Elves
The undisputed kings of comfiness, who have bent their entire lives to the great task of taking it easy. Athel Loren, a magical land to which they share a special bond, provides for their every need. Labor is seen to by fairies, child-slaves, and the trees themselves responding to the wishes of the Elven population. Freedom from want and toil is matched by an Elven appreciation for aesthetics and leisure, with each Elf spending her time frivelously. Most wonderous of all, Athel Loren is removed from the constraints of time and space, meaning that the Wood Elves have achieved the ultimate NEET dream of ascending to the 2D realm.
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>>154734909
>russian claiming that FLC is counted as DLC

NOT HOW IT WORKS

>>154735023
Kangs are probably either at Christmas or early January

The Grim and Grave was pushed back though so maybe wood elves will be in late september again
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>>154735331

>Bretonnia comfy
>A place where they must work every day other than feast days, which probably has them doing even more work for the actual feast than partaking in it

Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
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>>154735430
>next september

Nah, only the DLC is chronological. I imagine if we had access to CA's time table it probably goes

Old World Factions -> New World Factions (Exp1) -> Darklands -> Chaos Daemons (Exp2)

Which is why the first expansion will only come AFTER Skaven are released but well before Shreks and Squats. So more likely around next Summer, it depends on how quickly they continue to release DLC.
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>154735474
Is this what you were looking for?
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>>154735654
Yeah I was thinking that too
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>>154735474
>all thoe wood elves faction

Mini campaign, probably an embiggened Athel Loren like the Eye for and Eye.
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>>154735172
Your sense of comfiness is essentially human, it doesn't take into account that other races like the Orcs may regard fighting as comfy and hence your list is shit
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>>154735474
>Chaos dwarfs wont be in the game
When will this meme end?
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>>154735892
You just had to give the autist a (you)
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WOOD ELF DLC IS GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTING, SCREENCAP THIS
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>>154735910
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>>154675083
PLEASE no barbars!
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>>154735892
>It could be their physiology does not regard fighting as any real sort of work, in which case they are eternally partying. While better than work, it is still a bit tiresome. For their part, Savage Orcs, rejecting strenuous thought or anything new, are somewhat comfy.

But cultural relativism has no currency here. We don't excuse the reddit rats for being inured to their own disgusting existence.
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>>154735964
I gave him an image which says (You), not an actual (You)

>>154735996
It will have one faction and be as bland as the one-eye campaign with the objective being to hunt down and destroy the beastmen army with Bretonnians dicking around in the foreground

But I hope not
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>dreams of dlc is the only thing keeping the general alive
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>>154736023
According to the orcs your existence of being a NEET in the woods is uncomfy
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>>154736082
Wood Elves soon.
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>>154735018
>sub-map

I'm trying to find it but CA basically said no to this when asked if there would be a separate undermap for the Skaven. So I think it's safe to say this is definitely not happening. Also the AI are shit enough, sub-maps scrambled their little brains in Empire.
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>>154735996
yeah, they are going to have brand new features, like an ambush walking stance, underways (oups I meant forestways) and waaghs

and you guys will eat it up and beg for more
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>>154736074
No, you gave the comfy autist a (you).
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>>154736165
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>>154736170
That's not even an anime elf, that's a precure
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>>154734389
Please stop reminding me. I miss my swordmaster and runemaster.
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>>154735474
It's literally been confirmed true (if outdated)

>all thoe wood elves faction
Minicampaign

>chaos dorfs LMAO
Well meme'd. Also, Ogre Kingdoms is on the other side of the Dark Lands, so no Ogres without Chaos Dwarfs.

>ogre kingdoms (going to be in expansion for sure)
>tomb kangs (going to be in expansion for sure)
Source: My ass.
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>>154736265
His ideas of comfiness are wrong so he deserves to be told why
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>>154735110
>live short, brutish lives
Confirmed that beastmen need to read Hobbes
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>this one guy from /v/ baiting for (You)s by shitting on the wood elf DLC in an obvious manner

Is it really worth your time to do this, faggot?

>>154736212
Empire was 8 years ago though, is the AI still as dumb as back then?
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>>154734327

CA doesn't want music they want background noise.
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>>154736381
We can have both.
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>>154736074
I hope they at least depict Athel Loren correctly.

The place has parts stuck in permanent winter and summer respectively, as well as a part stuck in eternal night and a section which is basically a giant prison for batshit crazy forest spirits.
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>>154736756

>expecting something unique and special

I'm so sorry anon. If you need any proof of this look at the Empire provinces or Dwarf holds, they are all the same. Every WE Eternal Realm will just be the same woodsy shit.
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>>154736893
this desu
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>Age of Wonders 3 is a better grand strategy game than Total War
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>>154736893
Karaz-a-Karak, Barak Varr, Zhufbar and Karak Kadrin all have unique looks.
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>>154736973
>Pokemon Go is a better grand strategy game than Total War
>>
>look at recent negative reviews of Warhammer
>It's just asian spam review

Wot. Seems like there is a crusade against SEGA going on. I guess they having a russian-tier fit.
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>>154736973
>Dark Souls is a better action rpg than Total War.
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>games workshop can't discontinue any more WHFB models from production as long as WTW exists

Hah
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>>154737059
Making differently shaped mountains isn't really that hard

Making different colored trees also shouldn't be hard but I doubt they'll do it just because then it would be a top-tier minicampaign, bonus points if they let us play as the Beastmen
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>>154737119
Maybe that's because SEGA region locks a lot of stuff on pc in japan
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>>154737336
Is that so.
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>>154737119
>look at recent negative reviews of Warhammer
>its just russians rettards say they hate dlc and hope CA will die
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>>154737391
Not just SEGA, but a lot of nip companies like Bandai Namco. For example you can't even buy Dark Souls on Steam for example, you have to buy the boxed version which costs actually a lot. But it seems like that TW is quite popular in japan, which is kinda strange in the first place
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>>154737474
Well it's legit. They can't afford it and/or not available.

>>154737527
>japs play shogun 2
>They have to listen to semi-broken japanese
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>>154737314
>Making differently shaped mountains isn't really that hard

Zhufbar has water reservoirs and turbines, Karak Kadrin a giant monument to Grimnir etc.
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>>154737615

>empire
>we r rook same

>kislev
>snowy frigid shithole
>now snow anywhere in kislev
>exact same empire architecture
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>>154737576
Expet they can Grim and Grave only cost 4$ in russia and if u go to dlc reviews you can see hlaf of them is ruski say how they hate it and ca and sega
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>>154737527
>mfw Dark Souls 1 costs 24k fucking yen
Jesus
>>
So next LL pack going to be dorfs and orcs right
And that's it? I mean they not going make another one for empire and vamps since there roster is pretty much done and no way they going to make LL pacs for dlc factions or i'm wrong?
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>>154737678
When did I ever state anything to the contrary?
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>>154736218
>waaghs
you mean Wild Hunts right? completely different things
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>>154737059
>wow, this "standard siege map" with a different, impressive background that you can't move to surely plays differently
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>>154738019
yeah, you'll have to fill the fightyness meter and then a free stack of tree spirits spawns
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>>154738180
>fightyness meter
You mean the huntiness meter, right?
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Started a legendary campaign as the Anteans.
7 years in and the Huns haven't managed to wreck a single eastern germanic or slavic tribe as of yet. We formed our own Nato and are now working together to hunt down every single Hunnic stack that pops up. Will see how long this lasts once Attila becomes an adult.
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>>154738136
I'm not talking about the overworld look, you silly person.
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>>154666248
Rollan!
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>>154738372

Give me dorfs
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>>154736439
>>154734389
>tfw only just found out about it and the soundtrack this week

I feel like I missed out on something good.
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>>154738564
You really didn't
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>>154737810

>£177 for Dark Souls 1

Fucking why?
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>>154738564
>>154734389
>>154736439

>not playing Return of Reckoning
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>>154737869

Probably orcs and dorfs, yes. I wouldn't put it past them to try to sneak in a new Chaos LL or something though.

Despite being paid races, they still need updates to stay viable and interesting. Those should be the free updates IMO, but I'm pretty sure CA won't agree with me there.
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Why are people saying that we will get Skarsnik when it's already been confirmed we're getting that orc shaman dude?
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>>154738771
orc shaman dude is free
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>>154738771
orc shaman dude is flc
>>
The wood elf trailer or whatever should be right around the corner now, if the beastmen dlc trailer is anything to go by.

Maybe now
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>>154738771
Wurrzag is the FLC lord, basically Vlad's counterpart.

Skarsnik is likely to be the paid Greenskin lord.
>>
Why do I get the feeling there is a much larger leddit overlap with /twg/ now?
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>>154737869
Empire and Chaos will probably be a LL pack in the future because they still need more lords
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>>154739010

Not this week for sure. Next week at the absolute earliest. 9/29 is more likely with an October release.
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>>154739261
Because the whining about DLC pricing makes it clear that /v/ermin are steadily coming here and /v/ is overrun with ledditors

I give it less than a year before this thread is the same as /gsg/ and overrun with whiny homosexuals who nitpick everything CA does and refuse to accept they make anything good while still buying their games
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>>154739512
>anyone that says that the dlcs are kinda overpriced are /v/ermins
Nice projection faggot, it's basically tradition to bitch about every dlc that CA releases since Rome 2
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>people making jokes about how wood elves will just have reused mechanics from other factions
>tfw CA actually does just make them beastmen with pointy ears
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>>154739769
>it's basically tradition to bitch

It sounds very 4channish but it's still gay and annoying
>>
>>154739512
We already had that period. It it is closer to balanced.

Also
>yfw not even reddit likes Radious.

Seems like his modding in warhammer exposed his evil plans.
>>
>start TWW for the first time after upgrading my GPU
>play pimpin Vlad
>it crashes (never crashed before with Nvida, thanks AMD)
>game updates 250mb's
???
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>>154740430
Maybe it crashed because it had to update? Do a file check
>>
UPDATE!
what new?
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>>154740430
It's just Manny sperging out. He is adding the "say no to Vlad" update to your game.
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>>154740560
250mb of FAT VAMP TATS

or just the beta hotfix going non-beta
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>>154740706
>250mb of FAT VAMP TATS
Best update.
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>>154739937
Heed my warning
The Reddit-type mentalities were what caused Skyrim's modding scene to careen into the stagnant ravine of "IMMERSIVE" mods hisss these mentalities barnacle upon good honest modders and deprive them of their freedoms hiss
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>>154737119
They were upset at no Chinese release weren't they? On account of the Chinese publisher backing out, on account of the skellingtons.
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>>154736973
Great game. Need to re-install it on my new computer.
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>>154742168
>on account of the skellingtons

Wot
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>>154738564
It was easily the best MMO Beta ever
Then release came and the playerbase discovered that there was nothing more in the full game...
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>>154742168
Do Chinese not believe in skeletons?
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>>154738372
Rollin
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>>154738372
Roll
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>>154742917
re roll
fuck dorfs
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>>154742349
>>154742407
Think displaying skellingtons and death in general was some kind of taboo cultural thing in China. Look up the Chinese version of World of Warcraft for example.
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>>154743067
I believe it. The publisher probably believe in alternative medicine too, the stupid fucks. So much for communist enlightenment.
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>>154743067
I just found out about this jesus christ wtf china
https://imgur.com/a/VF3eq
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>>154734135
I hope dwarfs get rangers with anti-aircraft and someway to tarpit air units. Bolt thrower as a super cheap (400-500) artillery with anti large, and dragon/daemon slayer as hero/lord.
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>>154743712
>Not Glorious Greatbeards to give the dwarfs the muscle they deserve
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=761649332&searchtext=
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradamante

>Ludovico Ariosto triggering /pol/ since the XV century
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>>154734759
I hope they push Tomb Kings forward a month for a spooky Halloween release.
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>>154744759
cute
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>>154744759
>tfw no cute knight gf
>ywn make cte love to her while she is still wearing armor after she comes back from a long campaign
>>
what is this update???
>>
>>154746247
https://forums.totalwar.com/discussion/184148/the-grim-the-grave-hotfix-beta-13-09-2016
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>>154746329
cheers senpai
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>>154746247
>Karak Norn buffed
>Kraka Drak nerfed
>Parravon moved to Badlands
>Nippon added
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>>154739805
>They are using the Chaos songs as well
>>
>still no Skaven
Can't wait to swarm the verminous human-things t-b-h
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>>154747048
Can't wait to murder millions of ratmen desu
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>>154747048
Can't wait to build up my Skaviness metre and get a Skavengang to help me!
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>>154747048
>Reddit-rats
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>>154747048
The only mini campaign I actually want is Lizardmen vs Skaven.
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>>154747242

>Not wanting a vertical Karak Eight-Peaks map where you have to descend every level until you finally reach the skaven clan's headquarters
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>>154739512
>if you don't blindly praise every CA decision you are /v/ and leddit
amazing

and by the way, the game has a lot of issues that go far beyond "nitpicks"
>>
Is steam dead for you too?
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>>154747916
yeah, a bit wonky atm
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>>154747916
yes
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>>154747916
yep
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>>154747115
ratmen genocide, best day of my life
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>>154739010
Tomorrow at the very earliest. Next Thursday at the latest. Expect a tease soon though. Maybe a twitter banner change.
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>>154744759
>>154744759
>it's the "woman are stronger than men" faggot again

Plz kill yourself
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>>154747907
>implying I said that

All I have to do is go over to /gsg/ and the Warhammer Total War steam page to find your particular breed of whiny never-satisfied faggot

If I had to guess the reason why you're all particularly emboldened by WTW is that you were forced to buy the game in order to play it so you could shit on it instead of just pirating it like usual and then shitting on it
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>>154739010
Sorry, it's two weeks out. I have an insider source.
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>>154747454
anon, you're giving me PTSD thinking back to the camera controls in the dwarf settlements in Third age TW
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>>154748880
>ad homs and no argument
you don't deserve to be paid for that post
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>>154749251
>mass downvote WTW on steam to reduce its rating out of asshurt that the beastmeme dlc was 18 dollars
>"haha dude we have valid points stop with the ad hom"
>>
What is up with the insane disk usage for TWW when patching on steam?! No other games I have installed do this as far as I know, though I can't remember if Attila did it as well.
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>>154749564
>implying I have given the game a negative review because of DLC
>implying I have given the game a negative review at all
try harder
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>>154749767
Same thing with Path of Exile btw
but yes its kinda anoing
>>
this update is taking fucking forever
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>>154749767
a combination of Steam being Steam, and CA taking the wrong approach to updating (copying the entire game, just because)
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>>154749767
>>154750150
I figured it was because of that anti-piracy denuvo thing encypting all the files during the download.
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>>154750049
Each update is just going to take longer and longer as the size of the game increases. Also note you'll need at least enough free space to have a second copy of every main .pack file when the patch is being installed.
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>>154749952
Is Path of Exile a good game? I downloaded it because it was free.
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>>154737869
Probably a Beastmen/Chaos one with a Unit pack for Bretonnia(will release before or just after Xmas for free) and then DLC 8 is Tomb Kings which means DLC 9 will be an Estalian/Tilean overhaul due to the TK threat followed by Skaven at DLC 10.
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Steam workshop not working to anyone else? Can't subscribe to any mods and when i press sign in it just throws me back to the workshop lobby.
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>>154738771
Wurrzag is free and will come with the Green/Dwarf pack bringing a much better roster and a total of 4 LL's for Greens and 3 for Dwarfs.
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>>154750442
It feels more like diablo than diablo 3

and yes you can enjoy and beat game not spending a single $
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>>154747115
YES! Like so.
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>>154750557
>Steam workshop
Steam in general is being a shit
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>>154750557
Yeah steams pretty fucked up atm
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>>154750494
>You need to have chaos dlc and beastmen dlc to buy this dlc
Nah i dont think CA will do this stuff, maybe Bretonia and somone else going to get it but probably Orcs and Dorfs going to be last LL pack

Until expansion
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>>154750494
>DLC for DLC

Sounds like something CA would do.
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>>154751281

Nah, that's something Paradox is famous for
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>>154751332
Why do shills keep bringing up paradox?
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>>154751281
CA has never done that. (Minus the one expansion) Paradox faggots are the ones who suffer the most from.
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>>154750494
>playable Southern Realms

Deeply doubtful, CA didn't even bother to learn the little lore of the southern realms as evidenced by the fact that they put the Tilean city of Tobaro in Estalia
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>>154751475
>claim that CA will make a DLC that includes bretonnian liege lords and units along with the bretonnia flc
>other anon dismisses that idea while bringing up paradox
>"STOP SHILLING YOUR BRETONNIA DLC FOR DLC"

Why do faggots keep coming to these threads? There is not going to be any DLC for Bretonnia, the FLC will include the full roster and their best units will be made stronger in order to make them competitive as a faction along with giving them their lords and heroes.
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>>154666248
We don't have an official steam group.
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>>154751807
>say thing CA has done
>UHH LOOK ABOUT PARADOX???

What the fuck has paradox have to do with the discussion you fucking mongloid? I don't give a fuck if they orchestrated the holocaust, doesn't make what CA is doing any more acceptable.
>>
>Innacampaign in Warhammer.
>Friend is watching me play.
>My reinforcements are coming in on the side of the map, but start hidden.
>Enemy has crossbowmen clumped up near the middle of their line behind swordsmen.
>Decide to spearhead so I can get at those crossbowmen quicker.
>Friend sees me spearheading, calls me a retard.
>Spearhead works exactly as intended, enemy crossbowmen try to run away and get caught by my reinforcements.
>Easy win, both of my armies are back to full strength within a turn.

He was saying I should spread out my line to engage all of their units, but I don't see the point of trying to break an entire line at once when i can break one part of it and wrap around the new edge of their formation. If the enemy is obviously planning to split their forces, then it doesn't help to feed units into the obvious trap, but if I have a chance to disrupt their formation and force a new battle plan, shouldn't I take it?
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>>154752167

>Claim it's something typical of CA
>It's not
>It's actually something typical of paradox
>Point out
>Get buttblasted
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>>154752569
Problem is, you have to break through the enemy line fast enough so their line doesn't have time to encircle you

Of course, different situations, different plans, did you win? then you did it right
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>>154752959
It is typical of CA. Most other games don't sell blood as dlc.

>inb4 mongol faces or whatever the fuck

Just because other devs are worse doesn't mean you should follow.
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>>154753243

Blood isn't DLC on DLC
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>>154753243
The point of the blood dlcs is to keep the PEGI at 12
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>>154753368
WoS.
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>>154753573

What about it?
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>>154753453
You could still out out the blood as a free optional pack and maintain the same defense. Selling it is jewy, no matter how you want to paint it.
>>
>>154753453
Yeah they should remove the battle map and any hostile actions on the campaign map and change the title to total kindergarten and sell it in chucks as dlc so they can sell the game to their prime market audience, the kiddies.
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>>154753629
You don't get the factions for the main campaign. You have to buy them.
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>>154750724
That hellstorm rocketbattery looks so much better than the one in TWW
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>>154754403
>>>/vr/
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>>154751807
>their best units will be made stronger in order to make them competitive as a faction
but they're already one of the best factions in the game

dam, dis gon b gud
>>
>>154754403
Usually Id call you a contrarian nostalgiafaggot and tell you to fuck off but you are right. I like the faster and less flashy and more realistic look of those than the TWW shooting space shuttles at the enemy.
>>
Here's hoping 2 God that the DLC listed in the Russian datamine is just for the first expansion and that we get the two best factions in the game (the Monstrous and the Malicious) by next summer.
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>>154754506
how about no

The rocket animations look way better, with much more believable physics. Some of them even spin a bit. Look at em go! woosh!
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>>154754861
>no flame trail
>it's basically a giant magnesium covered musketball

yeah whatever, it's shit.
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>>154754274

That's not DLC on DLC, are we done here or are you going to mention more irrelevant stuff in an attempt to move goal posts?
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>>154754861

...What

It doesn't look good

It doesn't look good at all
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>>154755173
>sell dlc
>yeah well if you want to play the factions this dlc adds you'll have to buy dlc :^)

What the fuck do you call this? Funny how you're claiming thag I'm the one moving goal posts when you try and bring up paradox all the time to try and justify CA's crimes, you fucking hypocrite.
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>>154755047
It's more realistic. Have you ever seen a not-space-rocket? RPGs perhaps?
If you want your rockets to be fireballs that's fine, I won't judge.
>>
New shit that will come for Bretonnia

>Green Knight as LL
>Fey Enchantress as LL

>Prophetess of the Lady as Lord

>Knight erants
>Questing Knights
>Grail Reliquae
>Battle Pilgrims

And maybe a knight chapter or two as the blazing sun got their own unit
>>
>>154755447

I call it not DLC for DLC, you can play each separately perfectly fine

Are you actually going to mention something relevant or what?
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>>154755520
Are you retarded? Have you never seen what rocket artillery looks like?
>>
>>154755808
That's smoke anon, not fire.
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>>154755705
7 units, that's 1 1/4 grim and the graves.
>>
>>154755447

>>154751281

>DLC for DLC

>Sounds like something CA would do.

>Point out it's not
>Point out it's something Paradox would do
>LOL I'M NOT MOVING GOALPOSTS DESPITE THE FACT I CAN'T PROVIDE A SINGLE EXAMPLE
>get butthurt
>>
>>154755926
yeah, but Bretonnia is free

Also, new mounts, quests, tech trees and all
>>
>>154755520

It honestly, legitimately looks like shit in every shape and form.

You know when you read posts so deluded, so far detatched from reality you can't even tell how that person got there? That's how I read these posts.
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>>154751281
Exept CA never did that you fag
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>>154755890
yeah whatever you say friendo
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>>154756110
>steam is dead
>"You have 3 messages"

I WANT TO KNOW
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>>154754564

This

Whoever complains about Bretonnia can't fucking play Total War

It's a top tier faction, literally spam their infantry, 4 peasant archers (none vs VC) and back up with KotR, get 3 paladins on pegasi, Louen on Beaquis and a single dismounted damsel with the debuff spell that last's a shitton.

You just countered almost every faction in the game
>>
>>154755994
You're wrong. They'll release the faction in its current state with the exception of leoncouer having his quests and "unique" (in CA's definition) skill tree and the rest of the units will be DLC.
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>>154712476
>High Elves invading Empire
for what purpose?
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>>154756110
>bm_21_novorusia
Yeah why don't you just post a Soyuz-U, friendilianus.
The Empire has fireworks.

Anyway my whole point was about how the m2 modded rockets had a bit more speedy rocket feel to them. We could go on and on but neither of the games have remotely realistic rockets anyway so nah.

>that little golden mark on the rockeetos that probably says "SIGMAR" in the alternate 8k resolution universe
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>>154756824
At least they're shaped the way it's supposed to be.
>>
>>154756618
yeah but
>(none vs VC)
butt wy doe? They are perfect for crypt horror / mortis engine / and anything that isn't infantry removal.
>>
>>154757069

They are too easy to counter, ranged units aren't arty, their impact on the approach isn't great so you can just keep your bats back until the melee starts and then throw them in
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>>154756618
Alternatively you could have 20 steam tanks and not even have to fight a battle on the battle map anymore.
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>>154757486

I'm talking about multiplayer obviously, you can use whatever in single player.
>>
>>154757025
yeah with the pointy end so it's a e r o d y n a m i c
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>>154734909
>Angloscum and their """education"""
>>
>>154756627
you're stupid
>>
>>154758048

Go squeeze some potatoes Ivan
>>
>>154757209
>>154757069
not to mention the ol`spawn units behind your lines meme with these damn summoners
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>>154756627
Bretonnia's new units being free was already confirmed by CA
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>>154759316
That's all i do these days. Roll up Ghorst in his pimpin wagon of dead boipucci and pop some grave guards behind their line for guaranteed rout, then just wrap around and win. Just don't be stupid and try that against beastmen. Their gorebullies will bully Ghorst to no end.
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>tfw gook has moved on to XCOM modding
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>>154755447
What the fuck are you even trying to say?

Blood DLC isn't DLC for WoC.
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>>154750607
Will they add Squigs goblin cavalry and Squigs monsters to greenskins?
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>play a full VH Dwarf and Greenskin campaign
>can never confederate anyone
>130ish turns in on my Empire I can finally do it
So, what are the downsides? I saved before and tried with Marienburg and I got huge income deficit but they hold like 3 provinces near Breton area. I can also do it with Ostermark, who is at war with Kislev so I can break up that war doing so.
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>>154761510
>So, what are the downsides?
Well your diplomatic relations are affected by the faction you absorbed. So if X hates Y, and you absorb Y, then X won't like you. It has rarely caused much trouble for me though.
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>>154761195
probably squigs herds, squigs hoppers and Mangler squigs
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>>154761738
Everyone in the game likes me except Chaos. Even the Vamps and I have an alliance, they even wanted a defensive one but fuck that. So Ill just confederate both if possible, I just can't take that huge hit to income without trying to fix it immediately. I got so many armies razing the Vargs and Skaeling I can't park them in the south for that shit
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>>154761510
>downsides
Public order gets fucked hard, -8 to all your provinces each turn, also, all other factions of your same group (Dwarf holds, Empire Provinces, Greenskin tribes...) will hate your guts

5 turns of that, confederate carefully
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>>154762405
Yeah okay that shit ain't going to happen with my public order near Nordland. They got fucked because of corruption while my armies went north across the sea and my garrisons had to fight off armies every few turns.

Should be fine later on, I guess confederating is just a end-game state so you can fast forward through taking every single settlement manually
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So the chances of playing as The Red Duke and leading Mousillon against Bretonnia and Wood Elves is 0% right?

The west is dead empty.
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Why does GW hate Bretonnia so much?
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>>154763334
because they can't copyright "Medieval Knights"
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>>154763334
>GW is british
>Bretonnia is french

Gee, I wonder.
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>>154762327
The hit to your income was mostly just the percentage upkeep increase from absorbing a bunch of shitty random lords they have parked in buttfuck nowhere. Just disband those idiots and get back on the gravy train. Marienburg is a fat cash cow due to its docks
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>>154763583
>in b4 buttmad anglo come telling you it's actually franco-british because muh arthurian lore
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>>154763168
Bretonnia, Wood Elves and Skaven are going to be over there.
Then maybe we get a Grim and Grave like DLC for over there as well. That would be after the Dwarves vs Greenskin one coming out right after Wood Elves

>>154763693
Yeah I didn't think about that. I usually kill off Marienburg after the rebels because they 100% backstab you at some point but they were very cooperative this run
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Any news? Haven't played the game since last update.
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>>154762327
You can only confederate with factions of your same group, just so you know (Vampire counts, empire provinces, greenskin tribes, dwarf holds...)
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>>154763875

It'd still be nice to have another Undead faction.
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>>154763334
GW has a thing against factions with the fleur de lis.
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>>154763772

B-B-BUT MUH LADY OF THE LAKE
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>>154763772

I'd say they are more influenced by Norman-England. Which is just regular England but with French aristocracy.
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>>154764036
I'd just blame CA for not spreading them out. VC are bloated as fuck. 2 FreeLC so far, and Grim and Grave. Empire is going to get the Lore of Life and a Jade Wizard when Wood Elves come out.
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>>154764164
For sure Bordelaux,Lyonesse and Carassonne sound like english city names
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TWW is auto-updating, help me pls.
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Going to play as Vamps for the first time
Any tips?
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What is some /twg/ approved music for TW games?
This band is pretty fucking awesome for Shogun 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2M3G7wO1Yw
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>>154764314
>the city names represent the entirety of bretonian fluff

ok
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>>154764491
You know there's a island called albion north of bretonnia right?
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>>154764191

VC are the easiest campaign by far. I would never have guessed they would have recieved the most content by now.

No love for Dawi, Orcs and Chaos :(
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>>154764606

Yes, that represents pre-Norman England.

A bloody Yeoman is an English peasant, hence why I said Bretonnia is similar to Norman England. A French aristocracy and English peasantry.
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>>154764606
BRETONNIA IS BRITISH.

BRITISH!
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>>154764606
Shame theres nothing there on the map other than a random event that spreads chaos corruption...
inb4 Albion DLC as a playable norse settlement faction with an improved and buffed out norsca roster including war mammoths!
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>>154764606
Albion DLC when?
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>>154764936
>only 9.99$!!! pre-purchase now

>>154764791
>the only in-game representation of the english people are peasants serving french nobles

that's hilarious desu
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>>154764668
Already basically confirmed we are getting Dwarf vs Greenskin version of Grim and Grave. Karak Eight Peaks vs that one place over there. At the same time Greenskins get a freeLC legendary lord, hopefully near the Empire.
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>>154764856
>Louen Leoncoeur
baguette af, anon

Bretonnia is a mix of anglish longbowmen and omelette de fromage. It's both. The language is mostly based on french.
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>>154764936
>>154765018

It could work. Truthsayers, an Orc ecampment, Neuland, Dark Elf raiders, and Lizardmen. Don't forget Dark Messiahs or whatever they are called.

It's a nice little clusterfuck of an island.
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>>154765185
>Karak Eight Peaks vs Karak Azul
>Skarsnik vs Thorek Ironbrow

I want it to happen.

Belegar is cool, but let's be honest: he's a bog standard Dwarf lord in a nice armor.
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>>154764343
do you need help staring at the screen while the game updates for you?
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Anyone had a better raise dead pool than this? Got it from memeing dwarfs while I corrupt the Empire and take their land while being best buddies.
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>>154765698

I've had a couple of Black Coaches appear.
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>>154764405
>>154764405
Start with vlad since hes such a pain in the ass to unlock in campaign and manlet is unlocked very easily. Other than that vc is pretty easy. Vampire hero for vlad asap so he has some death magic.
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>>154764405
>>154765934
Be sure to make use of Vlad's vanguard deployment whenever you can. Some maps have a small area on the back and side edges of the enemy deployment that let you sneak in flanking units.
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>>154765934
>>154766078
Ye im going to start as Vlad anyway but what about vamps army they have no missile units and zombie and skeleton looks pretty shit, should i ever take them in mid/late game?
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>>154766078
Deploying in that small area is just so much fun. I sit there grinning like a madman every time I do it.
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So how will Nagash be implemented into this game? Isn't he the anathema of the Vampire Counts, so why does Manlet summon him?
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>>154764856
>Bordeleau
>Enchantress
>Louis Le Paladin
>those accents

yeah brit as fuck m8
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>>154766352
Zombies are cannon fodder and meatshield
Skeletons are cheap front line infantry and filler units.
Grave Guard is your actual combat infantry for killing stuff.

Everything else is just fun stuff.
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>>154766436
He will be weak.
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>>154765698
>20k+ casualties on a single region
what the fuck man?
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>>154766485
DELET THIS
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>>154766485
The peasants have English accents though.
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>>154766896
The stunties just keep coming, man!
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>>154767024
>when the French are the noble ruling class
>brits btfo into peasantry
oh boy
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>>154767024
>>154767176

Thank William the Bastard for that.
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Any info on how the Skaven will behave? Horde?
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>>154767383
I hope not
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>>154767383
They better not play as horde. Wait and see how Wood Elves play. Wood Elves shouldn't require new settlements but they will have a settlement. Same might apply for Skaven. A new mechanic for both probably, a settlement that has a fucklod of slots and a new way to recruit.
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>>154767176
Delete this post.
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>>154767383
>>154767594
How about for the Skaven they only have one settlement (Skavenblight) but it has one slot for every building chain? And they have emergent points on the map where their armies can travel to.
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>>154767860
Skavenblight will have a model, and skaven will conquer dwarfen holds and greenskins settlements
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>>154767860
The Skaven have other major settlements, like Hell Pit and Crookback Mountain.
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>>154767681
no.
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>>154768405
I guess this sounds fine. There are a few Dwarven factions over there but you would have to cross the sea to reach alot of Greenskins.
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>>154768871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydgY5fskwjE
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>>154768871
>Pay with Grass
>+5 Leadership (Army).
>Pay with Ass
>-5 Leadership (Army)
>+10 Movement speed (Army)
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>>154766436
in the end times manny summons him in a weakened state because manlets want revenge on tall people. this basically leads directly to the end of the world because they needed nagash to stop chaos.
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guys?the god damn game doesn't start up, just stays one second and then syncs with steam.anyone else having this?
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>yfw you are GOBLIN and can't ride a giant squig because CA will never release them even for dlc
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>>154769093
when will they learn?
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>>154768758
Last warning bud.
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>>154769367
Goblins can't ride giant squigs, only NIGHT GOBLINS can do that.
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>>154769416
fuck your warning
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In the first Rome total war why did CA only make ten factions playable but still give unique units to countries like Scythia and Iberia?
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>>154769513
You mean Moon Clan
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>>154770209
You mean Moonman
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>>154770020
Because they're retards.
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Give me the squig goblin cavalry now CA I fucking dare you.
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I only know a little of the End Times, is it worth reading about? Or is it just trash that GW rushed to bring about Sigmarines?
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>>154770762
>is it just trash that GW rushed to bring about Sigmarines

This
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>>154738372
rollls
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>>154770762
1d4chan.org/wiki/Warhammer:_Age_of_Sigmar

End Times seemed really cool in February 2015 when they had shit like Karl Franz Ascendant but then when I checked back around August (I only check their website every few months/years on a whim) it seemed really gay that they completely destroyed it all
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>>154770762
if you like years of fascinating lore turning into 'lolsupersaiyan' then yeah it's worth reading
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>>154770762
Nagash (1) > Glotkin (2) >>> Thanquol (4) > (powergap) > Archaon (5) > Khaine (3)

In order, as soon as Sigmar comes back, drop the books and pretend they stopped there
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S A X O N
T
R
O
N
K
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>>154773663
who?
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>>154773663

PRAISE FOTE AND AE NOT WARHAMMER AND HALO K
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>>154773663
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>Ungrim and Azhag have worse start units and worse bonuses than their alternative
For what reason? At least Gelt gets artillery and greatswords.
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>>154773663
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>>154774517

Faction leaders are much easier to unlock
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>>154774168
I'll try my luck. Even though I'm miles from my computer. And will be for another week. Life is suffering.
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>opening cinematic will only include first 4 factions

LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE
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What went so wrong?
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>>154776978
steam reviews were a mistake
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What other non-faction DLC's are going to come out aside from the inevitable dwarf/greenskin legendary lord DLC?
Dogs of War (if not in the expansion)?
A DLC that fleshes out some of the minor factions?
An army painter?
All of the above?

>>154776978
"I'm butthurt about DLC because I know I'll buy it anyway"
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>>154769302
anyone?
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>>154777234
>>154777274
t. CA
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>>154777843
not an argument
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>>154777274
Norse Dwarfs to coincide with Chaos Dwarfs
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>>154777234
This
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>>154777738

verify game cache
restart steam
try offline mode
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>>154778646
done them all, still jack shit.i thought someone else might have had this and had any idea
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>>154767176
The english court spoke french.
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>>154778827
Open up the task manager and see if there are any total war processes running in the background
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>>154778827
Run from the exe or select the game using the launcher from another game
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>>154774517
The challenge

How do people not understand that playing as a shittier leader is meant to make the game more challenging
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How do you ambush armies in Attila? There's no ambush stance as there was in Rome 2.
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>>154777967
That would be in some kind of "minor factions" DLC since Norse Dwarfs don't have their own army list like Chaos Dwarfs do
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>>154779337
>>154779207
no total war processes, just awesomium.32 20 times over, and the exe doesn't start it either.i think i'll try to reinstall it
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>>154779649
I wasn't saying as a faction, rather as a unit variant similar to how the savage orcs/ Top knots work with greenskins.
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>>154779972
Restart pc
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>>154738372
let's roll
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Reminder that Creative Assembly evidenced its love for Wood Elves by saving them for last in its post-release early development cycle.
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>>154777274
>army painter
I would murder for that
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>>154781109
Didn't they say that was going to be in the game
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>>154782036

Yeah Simon Mann did, either as a free update or DLC
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>>154770537

Morslieb man
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Is TWW dead?

Havent touched it in like a month, feel like there is nothing left to do the new DLC was not enough to warrant a new play through.
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>>154783710

Dead like your sexual life.
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>>154779621
park them in a forest and they automatically adopt the stance
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>>154783878
th-thanks.
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>>154670045
That game is so shallow it hurts. We could have gotten a homeworld style game, or Nexus the Jupiter incident, or sins of a solar empire or freelancer or Freespace or a bridge commander type game or hell even something like angels fall first but no. We're stuck forever getting half assed games with no ambition. We'll never get a GOTREK and Felix adventure game, or a shadow of mordor style malus darkblade game. We'll never get a cool witch hunter game with mystery and tracking and puzzle solving. We'll never get red orchestra imperial guard or anything featuring them other than dawn of war. We'll never get a planetside style game or a chivalry/mount and blade type game. We'll never get an x3 type game. There is so much potential for great games but GW hates money.
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>Playing with a broken right mouse button that triple clicks on the slightest touch
This is a fresh hell
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>>154774168

no huns
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>>154774168

goddamnit
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>>154785382
Umm, buy a new one, faggot.
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>>154783710
No, it merely hides within the enchanted forest bidding its time for Soon.
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>>154738372
Finally finished all the legendary campaigns, now to play a game without using auto
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>>154786668
No fucking shit
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>>154785382
Better that than a mouse with a broken right click that you have to hit 5+ times to make it do anything.
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>>154782413
Thought I remember that.

Where the fuck is that? Thats like half the reason behind Warhammer.
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>ranged skirmisher cav

[screams externally]
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>>154792237
[throat singing intensifies]
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>>154688027
i agree
>see city getting crusaded
>send diplomat to France (they pissed off the pope)
>will gibs you 10k for Castle yes?
>ok
>get castle
>HRE gets butthurt and attacks it anyway
>pope excommunicates him
fuck I miss shit like that
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>>154792901
Something I really wish would be a feature is paying enemy units or other armies to betray their allies in a battle.

Especially in Shogun 2 as it actually did happen.

>Enemy has two armies
>Bribe one to betray the other in the battle
>Attack, enemy proceeds to engage because the odds are even or in their favor
>In the battle you have a button that triggers the deception
>Activate it and the enemies you bribed now become an A.I. Controlled friendly army
>Crush the enemy
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>>154792237
you got this bro
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>PoM went from hundreds of thousands of views per video to hundreds of views per video

Holy shit, what went wrong?
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>>154794757
He literally lost to the AI

JUST
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>>154776978
Nothing went wrong just trolls, manipulated scores and butthurt self entitled crybabies that ironically bought every single piece of parajew DLC.
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>>154777843
>0.2 hours played
>0% achievements.
>FUCK DLC <insert pic of stuck up finger>
>Product received for free

Truly a good thing!
>>
>>154794892
Princeofmacedon has literally never lost a battle my friend
>>
You ready to send the throngs to remove the elven scum?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img
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>>154794892
Link?
>>
They better show something elvish tomorrow or I will fucking riot
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>>154728298
That's brutal. Those Chaos Chariots are so hard to tie down

>>154728796
Jaysus Chrois
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>>154795375
Not really, but I'm more than ready to genocide manlets as comfy elf master race.
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>>154795375

>tfw even if we get elves soon, its gonna be wood elves, aka: worst elves or neet elves.

The High Elves are where the memes and fun comes from, and they will only come in a fucking year
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>>154751642
They're already a separate entity from Empire/Bretonnia in the data.
Empire, Bretonnia, Kislev, TEB (Tilea, Estalia, Border Princes)
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>>154756437

Can I save this picture?
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>>154796161

>tfw I can't wait until the mary sue op bullshit elves are released

The memes will be supreme.
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>>154795642

Why would they show something tomorrow? Is tomorrow the day something special happens?
>>
What's so special about Skarsnik? Is he a night goblin mage or something? I know he has a squig and shit but is there much else to him?

My goblin big boss doesn't fare too well in combat, even at level 30.
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>>154799247
CA usually drops their announcements on Thursdays.
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>>154799698

Nothing this week. Teaser on the 22nd, announcement 29th, and Wood Elves purchase the 6th October.

Source: ______My ass_____
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>>154799498
He's the Gobbo version of a tactical genius
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>>154800027
I'm quite familiar with your source
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Bretonnia is such a comfy place to invade
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>>154802487
I love how beautiful the battle maps of many regions are before they get turned to stink dinky by whatever terrible corruptions you bring
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>>154799498
He is nasty, tricky, and sneaky to extremes. His proder can shoot fireballs and his squig can eat people whole. He has kept the eight peaks in a stalemate against both Skaven and dwarfs
>>
bumperino
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I just noticed how great the attila map looks
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>>154806678
It reminded me a lot of my uncle's basement train set.
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>>154764164
>Which is just regular England but with French aristocracy.
So regular medieval england
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>>154808386
>LindeBeige 5 hour rant on Normans Not Being French
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>>154763875
Lizardmen and dark elves when?
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>>154793480
??
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>>154808805
Next year.
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>>154806678
The cities really spoil it imo
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>>154809298
wha's wrong with the cities?
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So which basic knight is better, the Bretonnian or the Imperial?
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>>154808632
despite him being a retard, I kinda like him.
probably because he wears ugly sweaters like those made by grandmother.
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Latin Christianity or Graeco-Roman Paganism?

I need to know which way to lead the best empire
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>>154813861
Paganism. Death to the false prophet.
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>>154813861
Latin christianity
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>>154813996
>>154814101

Well, which is it?
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>>154813996
delete this
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>>154809914
For some reason they made the 5 times as big on the map as previous games.
The world map is basically ruined by the massive cities everywhere
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>>154814176
yes
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>>154813996
What bonuses to pagan temples give?
>>
I'm going to give Kraka Drak the ability to capture Norsca settlements, and I'm going to make them immune to Chaos Territory attrition. This should make them a strong player in the region, and perhaps a chance for NorscaDwarfsca!
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>>154814176
Pagan temples consume food
Christian churches cost upkeep
Latin christianity because you'll eventually be rolling in dosh
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>>154814270
there's like 5 of them
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>>154813158
He's an enjoyable light edutainment YouTuber with a historical bent... but I don't assign any degree of validity to the things that come out of his mouth.
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>>154814363
Are the temples not worth it even if you have the food?
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>>154814594
Top tier temples costs 120 food so no
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Fucking announce Wood Elves already CA. I have more money than dignity and I would love to shekle out for your DLC.
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>>154814769
Next week
At best we'll get wood-elves-teaser.png this week.
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>>154814769
>>154814829
GIMME THE WARDANCERS
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>>154814769
>>154814865
>Wood Elves

Spotted the hippie.
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>>154814898
>hating best elves
let me guess, you're a rapefurry?
>>
>>154814956
Beastmen are master race though knife-ears.
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>>154814475
pretty much.
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>>154814979
NO
yes
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>>154814994
Love when he goes to medieval faires and chats with reproductionists
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>>154814979
master jobber race you mean.
>mfw getting beastie genocide on without paying any monies.
>>
>>154811931
Bretonnian
>better charge, same attack values
>>
>>154815042
>>154814979

Correct opinion.
>>
This thread races an interesting question about the Beastmen. How many of these fuckers are there? I swear I keep bringing down horde after Horde and every now and then I get the "BeastmenFactionX is no longer in the game", but there always more.

How many of these fuckers are there?
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>>154815078
>mfw CA makes reference to KFC being saved by Naieth of wood elves.
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>>154815061
That I gotta see.
>>
>>154815359
jobber race
lots.

What's annoying is that the beastmen stacks spawn with bullshit like 4 cygors 8 minotaurs and 6 archers.
>>
>>154815486

Yeah, and even when handled flawlessly you'll suffer a few casualties from that kinda' spawn.

How am I suppose to #MakeOldWorldGreenAgain and crusade against manlets when I keep having to fight these fuckers off all the time?

Can't even WAAAGH in peace, Jesus Christ.
>>
>>154815360
>orion stands guard over kfc
>naieth did it
she may have coerced him to do so but Orion did all the work senpai
>>
>>154815486
they changed brayherds with the last big update so its less well balanced armies and more "2 cygors and 3 giants" stuff
because before the update all the brayherds were well balanced 20 stacks with bestigors and such

Also im pretty sure Waaaghs now spawn with units more in like with where you are at when it spawns
in the mountains they spawn lots of night goblins and in the southern badlands its mostly just savage orcs
>>
>>154816971
Makes sense, before the update the Beastmen ratios were default values, just all 1s. So I guess they "fixed" it by defining it properly but made it less fun sorta
>>
>>154816872
>orion is a beta whiteknight
>gets cucked every year
pottery
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Who /kent/ master race here?
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>>154817437
Malekith and Finubar was both cucked by Tyrion.
>>
>>154817702
were*
>>
>>154817603

>get cucked into signing a peace treaty
>i-invicta!
>>
>>154817603
Feels good to have Kent be represented in a Total War game with AoC.
>>
>>154817702

Who hasn't been cucked by Tyrion? Biggest mary sue in fantasy.
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>>154817603
>Unconquered
>Surrendered to Normans
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>>154818068
I wonder if he fucked his brother.
>>
>>154818184

He fucked his cousin.

Hell, I'd let them him and Teclis fuck me. No homo

>tfw no qt.314 elf twin demigods to fuck
>>
>>154818263
Teclis is human fucker however, they would be great pair with Finubar.
>>
someone make new thread so i can post my copypasta
>>
>>154817603
>G-guys please don't invade us!
>Ok, sure buddy, we didn't want your shitty county anyway.
>INVICTA! KENT STRONG! KENT NEVER CONQUERED!
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>>154818379

it better be fucking good you cunt, give me a minute.
>>
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>>154818263
There is nothing gay in having cuddles with male elf.
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>>154817603

Did someone say...

WESSEX?

DO YOU ENJOY UNCONQUERED SEX?

YES I DO, I LOVE UNCONQUERED WESSEX!
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>>154818567
its really not
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>>154819183

i got lazy half way through making it and gave up anyway.
>>
>>154819379
oh fuck you man i've been refreshing the fucking catalog all pumped n ready to post

i wish ill upon you
>>
At what hour did teasers usually get online?
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>>154819756
They usually post teaser images in FB.
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>>154781109
>>
nu-/twg/ where
>>
>>154794757

He refuses to play newer TW games consistently and spends way too much time playing Men of War which no one gives a fuck about.
>>
i fucking hate the kartli i fucking hate abasgia and i fucking hate lazica and arran

I FINALLY RAZED THE COCKSUCKERS
>>
>>154794757
that's what happens when you block all your subscribers
>>
>>154820102
People think the reason he doesn't play newer TW games is because you can look at people's stats and POM wants to keep up his "never loses" facade.
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>>154819885
CA BTFO
>>
>>154820840

I wouldn't be surprised if that were the case.

However I think it's simply because he doesn't like the settings. He's an antiquity autist.
>>
>>154794757
everytime i see Pom's initials i think it's "Porn"
>>
>>154794757
Is that the guy with a weird homo love for Alexander the Great?
>>
>>154821270
Oh you mean like 90% of TWC?
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