/kfg/ - Killing Floor General

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Stalker butt

RRLLR
is what I use for Berserker

Healslut and all those other faggots should neck themselves. Prove me wrong.

>>154206673
Healslut should sit on my face

>>154206647
>not using parry
It gives you 44.44% more effective life compared to resistance, and all you have to do is parry before fighting a SC/FP.

>>154206908
Also one shots almost everything with the katana, and makes the hammer way more viable to handle trash. All in all, parry is way better. I had my doubts at first, but holy hell that thing is amazing.

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god bless napalm best kf meme 2k16

do stabs/pushes count as light attacks?

>>154206536

Stalkers are for lewd.

>>154206536
>white girl mod
>that ugly HUD
>dirty texture and ugly skin colors
>AK47
Disgusting

>>154209843
2/10

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frag rounds worth using?

>>154210327
You the guy who wanted to choose between High Impact Rounds and Extra Rounds? I hope you picked High Impact.

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Which one, /v/?

>>154210586
I'd go with the armor

>>154210586
Right, but go left if you have a Level 20 support

>>154210327
Fuck no, the M79 already has a good radius and gimping your damage is a stupid thing to do

>>154210586
Tactical Movement simply because HAT will make your armor take more damage and go down faster, which means you'll have to spend more dosh repairing it
It's only good to spawn with and then change it after the 1st wave

>>154210419
No I didnt post this, but yeah I chose high impact

Berserker Skill Choices (Suicidal, 8/25 - 9/8)

48% - Dreandaught
52% - Skirmisher

3% - Vampire
97% - Butcher

61% - Resistance
39% - Parry

94% - Smash
6% - Massacre

42% - Berserker Rage
58% - Spartan

More data from the servers I run. Unique players has gone up from 300 to 500 in the past 2 weeks too. If anyone is interested I could dump this shit into a pastebin or spreadsheet.

>>154210586
Get the armor for first wave then change right away. Armor taking the full brunt of damage means you repair it much more often, and armor gets weaker the less it is (100%, 75%, 50%) so it'll go down pretty quick.
Also crouching + ads = Tactical Move Speed = No recoil while being sprint speed

>>154211105
>not using berzerker rage and becoming invincible

plebs

>>154210586
spawn as left, swap to right after spawn

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>>154211105
Upload it.

>yfw I pick Vampire when I'm in no medic mode

>>154211435
personally i find skirm and zerk rage enough to make up for no medic

>>154211105
>nobody picks vampire
Am I retarded?

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Post characters, Ill start

>>154211667
I'm glad you realized it anon

>>154211614
I'm testing out hits to kill with either, and it's basically the same. Because it's offline I'm doing melee and explosive to FPs, so it might take one more offline, but it's all stuff like one extra vertical hard on bloats with Katana, or one sideways hard unloaded on Pulverizer.

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>>154211826
classic briar for days

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>>154211826

>>154212679
Absolutely awful aside from scully

hans nerf when

>>154212764
>Wilkes and Suit Fosty
>Awful
How does it feel to have taste that shit?

>>154212876
Asking the wrong guy there, buddy >>154212679

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>>154212764
>Talking shit about Classic Foster
Get the fuck out of here faggot. Leather Jacket Foster a shit.

>>154212876
>>154213050
never understood this meme why people like the suit

>>154212679
>>154212764
The Scully is the only shit one there, Classic Setup or bust. Fix your taste.

>>154213206
>Liking a good design is a meme
It fits him far better. Hes a day trader with a pompous, high opinion of himself and the outbreak hit while he was in the middle of work.
The design of the Leather Jacket itself in the KF2 version is ugly as fuck.

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>>154213317
>unironically being a "classic"fag
So you like the same rehashed shit instead of newer stuff because "muh old characters?" and you're afraid to let go and try new stuff? I pity you that you were the ones who screamed because briar and masterson weren't the same generic voice you heard for several years. If you really think "SLAP ALL CAMO" is a good setup then unironically kill yourself.

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who /perkedup/ here? finally made it brahs

>>154213645
>Sperging this badly over getting called out on your awful fucking taste
Theres a difference between clining to "muh classics" and preferring the better design. Which in the case of KF, a majority of the KF1 character designs are better than their KF2 counterparts.
I bet you like Rae faggot

>>154214024
>/perkedup/
Nope, you've got one more to go yet, for that.

>>154214170
>I bet you like Rae faggot
Yeah I like her cause she a lil thicc y'know?

>>154213645
I wasn't involving myself in the shitposting so far but I have Lt. Masterson all camo'ed up because I was going for a full on Operator aesthetic, as thats who I usually choose while playing Commando. Sorry if I didn't appeal to whatever the hell your preference is.

>>154214024
I don't wanna get any perk to 25. I'm scared I'll lose interest in playing as soon as I do.

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I was listening to some pretty heavy metal going nuts and this happened

>>154214349
I like your skin :3

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>>154213645
If it isn't broken don't fix it. Your mindset is why this game was in the garbage bin for so long.
You should probably stop using the word unironically just because you saw shitposters use it too because I fail to see how someone "ironically" kills themself you fuckwit.

>>154214450
>>154214691

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which one am i meant to pick
also is there some list of /kf2/'s suggestions on perk picks ?

>>154214450
That lamp has been bugged for a while now
Also I never noticed the lightning hitting the mansion that's really cool

>>154214385
Save yourself the trouble and quit playing now, if you really think playing for the sake of playing won't be worth your while.

>>154214837
>knockdown and stumble
>not fucking useless

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>>154206536
Siren butt

>finally decide to go back to HoE
>open server browser
>50% games are arena maps, cube and perk training
fucking cancer. wish there was a way to filter this shit

>>154214837
Skullcracker is useful if you failed to kill a big Zed and need to switch to your Deagles to finish it off or to reload
It takes a bunch of shots to knock down a SC/FP with K'eD now so it's not as useful

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https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13twu1kRoGtfFvxIpqW2pqK86aqo0_gwOWpqY8DlEIEM/

Statistics have been uploaded, enjoy

>>154214837
Skullcracker all the way.
Knockdowns are mostly only good for a laugh, especially since you can't do them to raging FPs anymore.

>>154214830
Thanks, me too.

>>154215207
>>154215245
thank you, i've been trying to get back into kf, and some of the new perk choices have made me really think unlike the old ones

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Did some tests with breakable lights. The ceiling is filled with most of them but some are indestructable to make sure the whole place doesn't go pitch black.

>>154214024
still need to level my firebug/sharp/swat, they're all so fucking boring to play besides swat which i dont like anyways

>>154215623
Please stop making everything square angled and perfectly flat.

>>154216006
No!

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>>154215237
>9% fallback/91% stumble bumble

Why? That switch speed is like other things like it where 50% means 50% gone as in double switch speed.

>48% High Impact Placebo Rounds for Demo
>SEVENTY-TWO PERCENT HEAVY ARMOR SUICIDE
>NINETY-TWO PERCENT STUMBLE BUMBLE ROUNDS FOR SWAT

Would you fags stop kicking me for just wanting to play the game, jesus christ i hate you people

yes i'm mad

>>154216006
details and finishing work like that is the last thing you do on a map.

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>VS Survival
>no other server browser filters
>Games Found: 0

>>154216525
I wouldn't call the ground, ceilings, walls and generally all structures "details and finishing work".

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>>154215237
>61% resistance
>91% fucking impact rounds for Comm
>56% Fortitude
>64% Concussive Rounds
>59% Bone Breaker
>85% fucking Line 'em Up
>88% Dead Eye
>72% Heavy Armor Training

No wonder most pubs are awful holy shit

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>>154215237

I'm glad so many people are using Stumble-related skills! Stumble can be a life-saver in certain situations, and I'm glad to see the playerbase understand that, unlike the trolls on 4chan.

>>154216798
Theres nothing wrong with resistance, bone breaker, line em up, or heavy armor training

>>154215237

>68% use Machine Gunner.

Why.

>>154217236
>Resistance
Parry is superior on top of giving you damage
>Bone Breaker
If you're a bodyshotting shitter sure
>Line em Up
Enjoy those awfully long reload times even with reload cancelling
>Heavy Armor Training
lol

>>154217329
Last time I played commando, if you shot while aiming down the sight and reloaded while the bullet was still in the air, it did no damage. Have they fixed this?

>>154217236
Resistance is shit, and is a hallmark of a player who has no idea what Parry actually does, how long it lasts, and how easy it is to activate. Additionally it's people who can't understand how the value of a percentage becomes exponential when it's something subtractive like damage reduction, and people that can't understand that constant damage reduction means nothing when your life is in danger for very short periods of time where you can intentionally activate Parry.

But for 99% of the playerbase Berserker is what they play because aiming is too difficult with a controller.

>>154215237
When are these recorded? End of each wave, or end of the game?

>>154217617
Whenever the squad is defeated or at the end of the game. It's the only time I can actually collect stats on them.

>>154217753
Probably explains why some are higher like bone breaker since it works on patty's weakspot arm if I remember right.

>>154215237
>85% take Line Em Up

im not buying it

what's your sample size? are you sure you haven't mixed them up?

>>154216717
in his defence, the unreal engine is a bitch about grounds, ceilings and walls

>>154218052
487 Players in total

Out of all those players, 253 of them played Gunslinger. Some of them weren't even level 15 yet, but beyond that 206 of them used Line 'Em Up

how do we make c4 great again

>>154214450
they should keep that btw

gives it a spookier feel

>>154220083
Replace it with pipebombs

>>154215237
>Fragmentation Rounds 1%
>Sonic Resistant Rounds 99%

POETRY

>>154220083
Remove the recent activation damage reduction.

>>154217604
i prefer resistance tbqh, if im kiting through a hall and a bloat and siren wombo combo me there's no way im gonna get a random parry off

>>154208157
posters keep saying firebug is bad but it's not true. he's not as powerful as before and microwave gun probably needs a buff, but flamethrower and napalm melts trash almost instantly. firebug can't really deal with big guys as well anymore, but he's now arguably the best trash mob cleaner.

>>154217604
>surrounded by 5 husks
>they start burning you with their signature BBQ flamethrower attack
>out of emps
>you managed to kill 4
>last one kills you
>if only you had that extra 20% static resistance

like you can talk all you want about how parrying shit is easy and that the numbers are higher, but hardly anybody is gonna be bothered to repeat that shit every 10 fucking seconds, especially when zerker is nothing but an m1 spam perk.

>>154221053
You don't refresh it the whole game. You see shit coming, and you activate it once, and maybe refresh it again.

>using WOW, I WAS PRESSING BUTTONS, NICE GAME, TRIPWIRE as an example when it's really just a Zerker being a fucking idiot walking into one of the few things that can kill you

>>154221217
That's my point, you tosser

If you happen to encounter a zed that isn't parryable, and you haven't got those resistances activated yet, you're fucked.

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>>154215237
man i would expect some of these rates from normal servers, not suicidal
>combat doctor over speed boost
>fortitude over salvo
>line em up over speedloader

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>>154217329
>32% use Tactitian

>>154221442
"Unparryable" attacks just mean the Zed won't stumble from the parry, you'll still get the bonus and damage reduction

>>154221442
You can walk away.

>>154221690
>getting cucked in the middle of a reload
>not enjoying those instant reloads and quick swap heals in zed time

also you're the fucking commando

if you aren't shooting something during zed time to extend it, you're a waste of space

>>154221993
>implying it's not a gorillion times easier to extend zed time with machine gunner

>>154215623
actually you should make them all destructable for the spoopyness
if you think about it would be challenging and interesting if the lights go out
you would be only able to see whats in front of you and not whats to your right or left

>>154221715
sirens bloats and husks would much rather use their ranged attack than melee you so good luck getting a parry off

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>>154215623
>>154222212
>play on farmhouse
>first thing i always do is pop all the lights in the house
HONKA HONKA

>>154222451
You walk in and kill them in one hit. If someone else is walking in range of a Husk you're not supposed to run in and die. You let them use their attack and reset their AI.

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>>154221715
not the glowing melee attacks
fire, vomit, sound, literally unparriable shit

anyone tried going full combat medic? i'm too afraid too try it because i don't wanna let my teammates down, i know i always expect a speedboost up my ass if anything goes wrong

>>154215237
neat

I don't get why people shit on heavy armor training
clots not grabbing seems like enough to make it great

>>154222836
Yeah, take everything on the left, and spam heals so you get your own buffs and use those to be more effective in combat.

>>154222634
okay, but not every game is a perfect vacuum

>>154222978
just kill the clots? its not worth having your armor degrade at a higher rate

>>154222978
Because it makes your armour go down a lot faster and once you're out it's bye bye grab immunity.

>>154222978
Because it drains your armor faster and puts you to a lower max life faster.

If I get grabbed it's a few milliseconds of a slow since I'm probably holding M1 anyway for a mindless headshot.

>>154223078
The real perfect vacuum is the logic that Parry is bad because "HA-HA, PARRY THIS!".

In MtG that's called the 'dies to removal' argument, when people shit on the best cards because they have a theoretical answer.

Even if some shit is far better in basically every dangerous situation that can't be diffused with one right click there's always one faggot arguing that there's some corner case where it won't save you, so you should worry about 5 husks instead of the guaranteed parade of Fleshpounds and Scrakes.

>>154222978
>have 60-100 round mag weapons
>somehow getting grabbed by clots is a problem
step up your game familia

>>154222978
It's not like it gets explained several times in every thread or anything

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what are some fun skill choices? not cookie cutter meta shit, builds like knockdown demo, watching zeds flying all over the place is fun
>mfw landing a perfect shot at scrake's feet, sending him straight up into space and watching him get up in the air only to die from fall damage

>>154223860
Evicerator + Katana Berserker going for decaps
SC decap demo
Firebug and actually bringing out your Kriss to help magdump FPs, or Husk backpacks.
Sharpshooter with all the damage buffs using Railgun and P90 killing all the FPs and SCs.
Close Combat Training SWAT for a million rounds and spread dosh to everyone from your savings.

>>154223415
i didnt say parry was bad, id rather have the constant damage resistance than semi-unreliable damage resistance. yeah it helps with big guys but big guys are a piece of cake for zerk and they arent gonna vomit and scream me to death with their flamethrowers

How come shit doesn't show up in the workshop? For example,

KF2 Workshop > Right pane of weapons > Any weapon with a number (2) > No results

There are apparently skins for many weapons, but when I click on one it says there are none.

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PUT ANDERSON BACK IN THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY

>>154224572
Blame Tripwire, a lot of shit doesn't work properly on the workshop

>>154224572
shit's been broken forever

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Translate it, weebs.

>>154225732
(You) want him back.

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>>154226661
>ZedEX

I miss healslut and kilo

>>154227116

I miss Stalker lewds.

>>154227116
>>154227551
I wish you'd both go away.

>>154227116
They're both free to come back at any time

Nothing is stopping them

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reminder

>>154224572
Last time I asked they said they need Valve to enable tags
idk, seems like they handle literally every other game fine

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>>154227763
women were a mistake

>>154227858
I wouldn't trust TW considering the KF1 workshop is still broken to this day

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>>154228102
>women were a mistake
clam down there homo

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>>154225732
wish granted

he now has a shitty french accent and his classic outfit is $4.99

is there anyway to remove this fucking fog they added this patch?

also i really hate this patch. everything they put in is garbage
new zed abilities are more annoying than challenging
the new map is awful corridoor maze garbage and completely out of theme. just why.
swat doesn't hit hard enough and feels helpess. well all classes have lost their "oomf" because zeds block everything lol
sirens are pretty broken, they did a lot of damage before but now they're absurd

the only thing i enjoy is the new demo gun

>>154229180
blocking, evading, un-parryable attacks, gas crawlers, albino clots with the epik hologram wristbands, and hans were a mistake.

>>154229498
i hope they remove all the blocking and albino crawlers
albino clots could be good if the other buffed clots didn't start evading and being really obnoxious. just normal clots that go fast would be enough of a change to be enjoyable.

hans will always be cancer

>>154229498
that fucking scrake dab (and other blocks) where such a bad idea, who the fuck would even think of that
Also swat should have been given move speed per level, even 0.5% per level would have made the class better

>>154228449
Thank you paw

If Heavy Armor Training gets regular armor absorption rate instead of ignoring it, would you take it then?

>>154228449
There is still two wishes left right ? Bring Martial Artist back.

>>154230824

Yes.

>>154230824
Just make it work like KF1 medic armor

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>want to give tripwire a bit of money for all their effort so far
>this is how they repay me

will post results in a bit, lads

>>154230824
I'd definitely consider it.

>>154230375
Albino zeros should be just a unique zed instead of a fucking reskin

>>154231559
I think steam is doing server maintenance or something

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>>154231385
This
Or get rid of the bullet resistance, give us general armor resistance as a passive instead

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did I do good lads

>>154232091
it's ok/10

>>154232091
>€55

Lucky fuck

>>154232091
LET
ME
BUY
IT
OFF
YOU

>>154230824
Yes, you'd take 50 health damage normally with 150 armor to 0, so it'd be like 50 health you don't have to heal while you go from 150 to 0.

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>>154232091
>now that that dumb thing is on the market there's no way we'll get a t4 backpack liquid flamethrower
>welding mask on the market means no aldridge ever

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>>154232669
>wilkes and aldridge gone for good
TW don't care anymore

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>>154232669
>>154233197
>put horzine suit on classic masterson
>put welder mask on classic briar
now we need a welder's outfit

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>>154227116
Hi.

But there was potential to make them into entire characters, the treatment alberts, tanaka, foster, and scully got.

>>154234287
Foster and scully could've just been more masks/outfits, but alberts and tanaka aren't faceless characters.

>>154234479
>Foster and scully could've just been more masks/outfits
and that would have been a damn shame

>>154234262
SIT ON MY FACE

>>154227763
I like how everyone always misses the last couple of lines in that post.

>>154234262
Who let you out the cage?

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>>154234976
Ew. No.

>>154235501
???

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>Martial Artist is being replaced by an "augmented" melee and short range player, with purchasable modules to frankenstein you up like Patriarch

>>154237049
My dick is really hard right now but that's not going to happen.

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Name your top 3 fun classes
Name the 3 classes you find most boring

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>>154238019
demo zerk support

firebug medic swat

>>154238019
funslinger demo zerk

commando firebug KF2 sharp

>>154238019
Zerker
Demo
Gunslinger

SWAT
Commando
Sharpshooter

>>154238482
hahahaahaha don't do it reapfielf!

>Start votekick to kick AFK SWAT that's spent the last two rounds doing nothing but dying.
>Vote fails.

>Right after, a vote to kick me happens and it passes in a second.

Guess I tried to kick a friend of the admin. That's what I get for joining a server that's playing KF-BikiniAtoll.

>>154239623
It's just a game. :^)

>>154239623
BikiniAtoll is fun....

>>154235072
No, everyone saw it. It just so happens that the first part tends to obscure any conversation about the second part.
They say that they add characters who are "fun to play as" and that attractiveness plays no role in who gets added to the game, but it's funny because most of the new characters are garbage.
Old characters would be:

>briar
>masterson
>foster
>scully

new characters would be

>anton
>bulldog (black guy)
>tanaka (entry level weebism)
>ana the goth girl
>Rae the fat rockability girl
>some redneck
>Reverend alberts
>tom banner the knight

Unless I missed one, I only see 3 out of the 8 new characters who are good characters. It's not that the others are bad, but they're just so mediocre and bland, probably aimed at giving newer players self inserts.

So the tripwire president is preaching about adding interesting characters instead of waifubait, but it falls completely flat on its face considering that most of the new characters are boring self inserts

>>154240385

I like it, but it attracts the worse people.

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>>154240408
Tanaka and Alberts are from KF1 my dude

>>154240408
Dude, Alberts was in KF1

>>154240583
>>154240547
my bad, missed those. I think it strengthens my point though, since alberts is an interesting character, and now he's not a new one

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>>154240408
You know Alberts was originally from KF1 right? So was Tanaka, even though nobody played him and he was a drastic change in character

>>154240734
Outta curiosity, who are the other two interesting characters?

Strasser better be one of them

>>154240791
he has a dick you know

>>154240851
its ana and bulldog

>>154240851
Anton is definitely one of the more interesting characters, yes he was one.

The knight says funny stuff sometimes, I guess I'll include him too with tanaka and alberts.

Notice how the better characters are a lot more unique. You might argue that briar and masterson aren't unique, but they have their classic counterparts and say really neat stuff too.


Hearing bulldog say "stay focused" after a round just kills the experience for me. He's trying way too hard to take it seriously

>>154240929
this tþh

>>154239623
>guy has been afk for the last 3 rounds of a game and the starting 4 in the next game
>start a votekick and explain
>only one other guy votes, fails three times until someone new joins

why do people like dead weight

As Medic, does you helping a bad team win by constantly healing them make you an enabler for shitters, or a great team player?

>>154241357
It makes you a very patient man.

>>154241357
You need shit teammates if you want to get a higher medicine master score

>>154241090
Playing Anton makes me feel rugged, those dirty bare hands are a small detail but I like it when you're so used to everyone wearing gloves and looking similar

>>154241351

Maybe the AFK guy is their husbando.

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>>154227116

>>154242948
>roxy got sniped
>katana
LOL

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>>154227116
I'm back

>>154243102
about time

>>154244887
boy, I cannot WAIT for them to start their drama and flaming of everyone else all over again

it's always a joy to have members of our community who needlessly start conflict with others

>>154245080

>Been here since Closed Beta March 2015
>Never had any problems with Memeslut or Kilo

Maybe YOU'RE the problem

>>154245235
I think the fact that you guys got banned is evidence enough that people are tired of your shit.

It's like you started arguments and attacks for the sake of them. It's a sad, pathetic existence to live for strife and arguing with others.

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>>154245080
Get ready for that nostalgia trip

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>>154245080
you mad bucket?

>>154245497
I thought they got unbanned recently, I saw Kilo a few times

>>154245497

>Implying I'm Healmeme for Kilo

Hate to burst your bubble Anon, but I really am just a non-autist who never got into fights with random people in the chat. Evaluate your own behavior.

>>154245080
>>154245497
Shut up white bitch

>>154245623
he was autistic too, and simply enabled even more sperging. that doesn't change the fact that it takes two to fight. At least he went away, while you stuck around like a malignant tumor

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>>154245761
>capital s
You cant fool me

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>>154240408
>Jaegerhorn
>some redneck
>Albert and Tanaka are new

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>>154245497
But anon, I asked to be banned.

>>154245080
It looks like you are the one trying to start drama to me.

>>154245623
>>154245509
>>154245497
>>154245235
>>154245080
>>154245687
>>154245761
>>154245873
this is exactly what was wrong with the steam group. people started arguments, and others gave into it instead of ignoring it. Nothing's changed, you're all just desperate to attack someone else to make yourselves feel better

Someone post that demo FP combo.

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>>154246074

/kfg/ thrives off of conflict, with others and with itself.
This isn't your safe space.

>>154246190
I'm fine with 4chan. I just don't want the group I liked playing with on steam to constantly be bickering at each other. Each time the bickering died down, someone else would start it again. I like arguing on 4chan, I don't like non-stop arguing with my steam friends.

>>154246296

Fair enough.

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Unban healslut NOW

>>154246296
the spammed shitty facebook memes was the worst i've dealt with.

>>154246631
the support vs. commando debate was the most contrived discussion about the game. came out of no where, was pointless.

>>154246631
They're as strong as before now it isnt one ass spamming them

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>>154246074
I haven't noticed any drama, especially compared to other 4chin groups
except for that one time

DAILY REMINDER that stef is the voice of a generation.

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>>154246923
I was the one who started that war, remember a few days before release where I kept calling out cuckmando and it just stuck since? That if a perk could only clear trash, it was by that logic a trash class? I still dont regret the truth of it
pennposter, wherever you are, you were my greatest ally in this and I thank you for being the mask for it all

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"And I said, 'we NEED to WELD the DOOR'"

>>154247201
Stef is the shittiest player in kfg

>>154247153

I still remember two of the greatest fights in /kfg/ that I was directly involved in instigating.

Back in the start of EA I got into a massive fight with a sperglord over the KF1 Deagles. It got so bad that he start freaking out and accusing me of samefagging as the other people who jumped in. Guy was crazy.

Then right before the M14 rebalance there was a HUGE fight over that.
I can't really remember the exact details, it was like I was saying "Almost no nerfs needed" and he was saying "Bring it crashing through the floor". I don't know how, but it got incredibly heated. It was the most venomous fight I've ever enjoyed in /kfg/. Truly hateful atmosphere as we just swung at each other, and then it was like a miasma poisoning the very air as other people joined in on both sides. It got so bad I think after a couple of hours someone just started asking everyone to calm down.

Then a couple of days later TW managed to nerf it without ruining it, and then later sort of buffed it anyway, so I guess it was all much ado about nothing in the end.

>>154247627

Support supporter reporting in, I don't care what anyone says, those "discussions" were always fun.

>>154247695
>anime has officially allied itself with Trump
>at least that's what the normalfags think

This entire election has been amazing. He might actually win too which will be hilarious

>>154247741
he's the best demo ever!

>>154247890
>>154247627
I can always default to the "kf1 took more skill and was a better game" tactic, which negates any and all discussion of balance

>tfw getting to the point of getting sick at shitters and sub-10 retards that no perks are fun
Is this where you uninstall.exe?

>>154247910

The funny part is the idiots at /pol/ that think they had anything to do with Trump's rise.

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>>154248220
found this on 9gag, the digits of truth from /pol/ confirmed his victory over a year ago

checkmate, atheist. kek speaks.

>>154247627
YOU'RE THE REASON WE GOT TREATED LIKE SHIT

>>154247910

Yeah it's been fun to follow as a foreigner.
I think Trump will still lose to Clinton, but I have to congratulate him on running such an amazingly entertaining campaign. Truly spectacular. I thought the British Elections in 2015 were the most zany and banter-packed elections I'd see this decade, but boy was I wrong.
Elections in my country are usually less exciting because it's always the same here.

>Benevolent Dictator runs for re-election
>Opposition runs some shitter
>Dear Leader drops nuclear truth bombs on his campaign
>Opposition gets obliterated as usual
>Great King wings again and continues his eternal rule

Whoever says politics is boring doesn't know shit.

>>154248038

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, cunning. That's always a fun one to whip out, but I generally don't like to go down that route if I'm not 100% sure of what I'm talking about in relation to KF1.

>>154248183

Nah just move up to HOE.

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I want anti-anime libcucks to leave

/kfg/ belongs to anime, not normalfag cuck liberal faggots

>>154248592
>HoE
>Literally 90%+ of games are le ebin trainer map

>>154248759
Find the 10%.

>>154248595
I want to fuck that wolf
:3c

>>154246171
you ask for this every other fucking thread

http://puu.
sh/r4OhP/4163c790fb.webm

>>154248759

While this General is on the topic of ugly truths and confessions, that's actually a /kfg/ map.

Yeah that's right, I remember, the guy who made it posted here as he did so and asked for feedback.

/kfg/ helped give birth to HOE's most hated map.
We did it all son, we did it all.

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>>154248923
>map made for ezbosting
>someone leaked the secret
>its out infesting HoE being most the servers/maps
Its a fitting punishment

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>kf2 finally not shit
>kf2 shitposting calmed down
>vermintide is good
>deathwing soon
>l4d3 being hinted at

good years ahead for horde games

>>154248870
It's the music plus all the different weapons.

What's the next best convoluted combo to mix with this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRGrfurZaNQ

there was one guy remaking a really good map and everyone harassed him, never knew why. I hope he finished his map. He liked cats, but that's as much as I remember

>>154248923
have you forgotten about timbosperktraining?

if /kfg/ didn't make that map, someone else would have

>>154249659
there was a better map where the zeds died in once hit and gave the xp of hans

>>154249857

Yeah but TW killed the mechanic that allowed it to work.

>>154249857
Yeah but that got patched, though there's a similar mutator now that still works

>>154249960
>>154249893
>>154249857
>>154249659
>>154248923
people will always create perk training maps, but they wouldn't be played as much if the game was just fun to grind in.

The best abilities and fun skills are locked away about 20 hours of gameplay, for each perk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J3vgcE5i2o

>Girl starts playing this song before she leaves
>BLAST FROM THE PAST
>Now it's stuck in my head
>Thinking of modding it in as a Hans theme
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp

>>154250140
this

you're basically locked out from playing the most fun difficulties with kf's levelling system. it's always been an arbitrary bullshit mechanic to keep people playing

bucket here. I was dealing with some shit last year and took it out on others. That is my fault, I'm sorry. This is my first time back on /kfg/ since december. I hope you're all enjoying the game, it looks like it's shaping up nicely.

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>>154250434

>>154250434
post your steam id please thanks

>10+ Suicidal matches and no victories.

I swear the Suicidal players have suddenly gotten awful. Groups enjoy being in a perpetual state of panic, low-levels, sudden Patty rockets or miniguns without any time nor room to dodge, and everything else seem to be on tonight.

>>154253171
they're always awful. Hence why I quit on pubs altogether

>>154253261

I swear most of the groups I've found tonight are so awful at holding (they panic as soon as too many zeds get through and refuse to bush back) they couldn't hold Fort Knox if their lives depended on it.

It's gotten to the point where I have to join servers with easy maps (Defense, HorzineArena) just to get to the boss.

Despite my bitching, the retards have given me a newfound appreciation for Demolition. That class is a beast.

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>>154215237
>92% use SWAT stumble

I AM THE 8 PERCENT

>>154253760
This really is the most disgusting statistic of all things by far. That and Impact Rounds at 91% over Fallback.

I really want HoE statistics now.

>>154253760

Why the fuck do you need ammo vest when each Swat gun comes with 300+ rounds by default, and by the end of the game you can carry 3 of them? Do you just tape down M1 every game or something?

>>154256702
IF: Big Guy
THEN: flash, use KRISS on it's head till it dies
IF: No Big Guys
THEN:
1. use gun
2. point at head level of crowd
3. hold down M1 until shooting stops
4. replace empty gun with next gun, repeat from line 2

Tada, you finished the game with most kills and a gorillion headshots

>>154256702
>need
I doubt anyone (including myself) that picks AV NEEDS the extra ammo. You don't even need 3 guns if you hate fun and use semi-auto mode only.
But if you pick AV you can spray to your heart's content and you need to actively waste ammo to actually run out when you have 3 fully stocked guns. And if you have the infinite ammo in zed time skill it downright becomes a challenge to run out of ammo.
And you know, the choice is either more ammo or useless stumbles.

>>154257475

AV helps a lot if you're going to go SWAT for the boss (which I'm going to do because I need the achivements for beating matches as SWAT).

PROMISCUOUS GIRL
YOU'RE TEASING ME
YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT
AND I GOT WHAT YOU NEED

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>>154215237

>42% of SS still take Ballistic Shit

>i play solo

kys you unsocial cuck

>>154260230
PROMISCUOUS BOY

>>154249262
Probably Support AA12 > DBS hop > DBS finish on a fleshpound

can record one in a bit

Zerk is so braindead to play rn if you have medic
Don't even need to parry or take the Parry skill. Get Medic pumping all the boost into you and spam M1 for Scrake, alt-fire for Fleshpound. I guess the trade off is that Zerk has shit time dealing with Scrake alone without Parry skill.

Sharp is so fucking bad. Railgun can 1 shot Scrake and 2 shot FP but it makes you immobile as fuck. Winchester is shit when you ADS.

I would say Demolition is a better Sharp now. 1 RPG headshot -> bash -> M79 headshot to kill Scrake (or you can spam 3 RPG shot from a distance to kill Scrake). Grenade can stun big zed. M79 clears trash easily. If zed time kicks in then Nuke will do all the job for you. Meanwhile Sharpshooter is boring as fuck to play and cannot even clear trash.

I feel like KF1 meta is about carefully performing a combo in a short period of time while KF2 meta is all about spamming M1 and getting Medic buff you. Why do you have to do combo when everything can be M1'd to death?

>>154262171
>sharp is so fucking bad
I've been trying out the M14 now that the stun power has gotten a minor buff again. Still not as retardedly broken as it was when it released, but it's still basically a .500 with 20 round mags that can stun. The Sharpslinger build is actually relevant again.

>1 RPG headshot -> bash -> M79 headshot to kill Scrake (or you can spam 3 RPG shot from a distance to kill Scrake)

Why does nobody ever use their 9mm as demo? It takes 5-6 9mm shots and a single rpg shot to decap a scrake on 6p HoE. As an alternative, you can have a commando just put 2 scar shots into his head to soften it up for you.

>>154262171
>but it makes you immobile as fuck
get gud

I really want a Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress mod.

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Alright KF general these are my specs I can play the game with some ini file tweaks but they're all Jesus christed any advice?
Operating System
Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit SP1
CPU
Intel Pentium G630 @ 2.70GHz 48 °C
Sandy Bridge 32nm Technology
RAM
4.00GB Single-Channel DDR3 (7-7-7-20)
Motherboard
Foxconn 2ABF (CPU 1) 38 °C
Graphics
DELL 1707FP (1280x1024@75Hz)
Intel HD Graphics (HP)
Storage
931GB Seagate ST31000524AS (SATA)
Optical Drives
hp DVD-RAM GH80N
Audio
Realtek High Definition Audio

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being a good medic means having all my the perks on the left selected right?

>>154264807
Depends, which side is swallowing on?

>>154264807
WEST LONDON

>>154265689
Thanks for reminding me I have this.
WEBMS WITH SOUND ON ALL BOARDS WHEN HIROSHIMOOT
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1473404602257.webm

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KF2 is for anime.

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>>154264807

I'm a Mischief Medic so I take move speed for myself, but apart from that everything else is on the left.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>154262171
>I guess the trade off is that Zerk has shit time dealing with Scrake alone without Parry skill.
nope since pulv alt fire loaded or unloaded will staggerlock a scrake

I wish TWI would make the M16 useful instead of being crap because it's fun to use.

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>>154266853
anime is for /kfg/

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>>154268940

>tfw you were shit at KF until you started watching anime
>tfw the more anime you watched the better you got
>tfw anime made you good at KF

>>154268924
maybe as a skill have a backup sort of thing that affects the demo's knife and m16

>Seriously playing Demo now.

THE POWER.

Easy peasy horde thinning and the ability to quickly take down FPs makes for a very fun perk.

>>154268924
how is it bad?

>>154269438

Grenades are way too weak and the gun's bullet spread is pretty bad.

>>154264291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEuN_iYIcjY

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>>154260135

What's wrong with your FACE?

>>154270675
Shit, I didn't know we were getting an N64 version.

>>154214450
Huh.
I should get that skin and I might even use the M4.

>>154270675
I used that one before but the T pose is still there

>>154257475
Stumble is great for killing scrakes without wasting a flashbang.

>>154269331
What's the combo for quick FP take down on 6 man HoE?

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>>154270675
>that sound quality
For what purpose?

>>154271887
>dynamite, rpg to chest, rpg to chest
It leaves them at such low hp that a teammate can finish them off with just a few shots. Alternative is:
>place c4, dynamite, rpg to chest, detonate c4, rpg to chest

>>154272163
>rpg to chest
Do you have to hit the glowing spot? Also can you finish it off with a salvo of M4 shots after it?

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>>154270675
>ana

>>154272274
When he's stunned his head is in the same spot as his chest anyway. It should take 3-4 M4 shots if you land both rpg chest shots, but he'll be right in your face by the time you swap weapons.

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anime

>>154264807
>>154266891

I seriously hate when the Medic takes the movement speed buff. The sudden boost in speed absolutely fucks my accuracy.

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>shooting 5.7mm, a round designed to defeat armor, at zombies
why

What would you rather have on your team? A Gunslinger or a Firebug?

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>Friend plays Medic/Healer a lot in plenty of games
>Says he does it because he's competent at it and no one else will
>Call him a Healslut
>Says he's more like a Grizzled Camp Sawbones type

Is he a heal slut? He loves syringing me when I'm hurt.

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>>154272762
>why is my zombie game not realistic

>>154264807
Can you heal my heart and soul?

>>154250434
Who?

>>154246487
Healslut isn't banned

>>154272858
Is he an overly feminine faggot?
Is he capable of playing as other perks/roles and doing so competently?
Is he one of those fruits that w-write l-like this unironically because they think it makes them more kawaii or some shit?

If you answer yes to any of the above then yes, your friend is indeed an healslut. If not then you should be fucking glad that he ain't.

>>154272858
next time you see him just take your pants off and see what happens

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>>154273154
what's wrong with being a healslut :s

>>154272762
Horzine has some armor in some of the zeds. Scrake particularly has kevlar embedded skin, if I remember correctly.

>>154273254
You're a faggot if you are

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>>154273463
can girls be faggots ?

>>154273541
PLS BE IN OUTPOST

>>154273254
PROMISCUOUS GIRL

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>>154274449
im not promiscuous, i just have alot of love and heals to go around

>>154274914
YOU'RE TEASING ME

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>>154274951
hmmm ? what do you mean anon ?

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Is 6k healing an end match stat worth being proud of or is it as underwhelming as it seems?

>>154275252

You should be glad, because you managed to heal an outstanding 6000+ damage that could have been the end of your team had you not been there to heal it.

You should be concerned, because a team where every player incurred 1000+ damage (on average obviously) is not a team, it's 5 scrubs getting carried fucking hard by 1 Medic.

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>>154272858
>talking shit about sawbones
Someone's cruising for a bruising.

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>>154274914
>>154273541
>>154273254
>>154264807
>>154246487

How can I be a heal slut like youse? I love being a Medic/Healer in games and healing people, and I love all these anime pictures and stuff but I just can't be so insufferably obnoxious as you all about it.

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>>154275518
you seem upset, im sorry

>>154275518

That's a nice image. I'll answer you.

Believe it or not but /kfg/ doesn't really NEED slutty healers. While I personally find them amusing and entertaining, I think I speak for most anons when I say that all I really require of a Medic is competence. If you're good at playing Medic, that's all that's required. Having an anime profile pic alone doesn't hurt anyone except the particularly autistic, and they are irrelevant. But you don't need to act like some sexy bentboi to be good with /kfg/.
There was once a particularly skilled Medic called Neutral, who was known for being the total opposite of a heal slut Medic. He disappeared long ago though, what became of him? No one knows.

OK someone saw him playing Overwatch a while back, but you know what I mean.

>>154217604
>it's people who can't understand how the value of a percentage becomes exponential when it's something subtractive like damage reduction, and people that can't understand that constant damage reduction means nothing when your life is in danger for very short periods of time where you can intentionally activate Parry
m-muh game mechanics

Not all people are as tryhard and autistic about a fucking horde wave shooter as you faggot

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>>154275349
Thanks anon. There were times it was really fucking stressful trying to keep track of everyone as they split and tried to escape hordes of scrakes and fleshpounds and it felt like I hardly ever got to shoot because I was on those darts so much.
The end figure seemed really underwhelming for what the match felt like but if what you say is true it was worth it.

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>>154275518

>>154275926

Being a Medic ain't easy.
Well, it is, but it's not as easy when your team is beyond retarded.
Playing as a Medic with /kfg/ is often comfortable because I'm playing with people who aren't braindead. But in public, let's just say it is no exaggeration when I say that playing with pubbies has actually made me kind of insane. It's reached a point where Hans is actually my favourite boss, not because I like him, but because he's generally more deadly and I look forward to him killing a few of my fucking retard pubbies shitters before we bring him down.

>>154275518
>That feel when you're a dominant Medic

It's cute when Commando and Support sluts argue over who is better and when Gunslinger sissies try to validate themselves to the team. I also love to abuse and bully Berserkers.

Too bad 99% of Medics are whores