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/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General
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2016-09-07 08:36:08
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Generic Ed
>Patch 3.4 Preview
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/303044-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXXI-Update-Thread
>Patch 3.38 notes
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/e4b6631397ff961d32d63a6a5b275bb2bbd2382d
>The Rising (August 27th-September 12th)
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/The_Rising/
>Youkai Watch x FFXIV Event. (July 26th-October 3rd)
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/youkai-watch/
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
Previous Thread:
>>154060631
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First for not being a slut and pure maidens
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first for zettai x greenc@ otp
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Xth for no qt elezen eb
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xth for dumped....
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>>154087374
This is a good thing to be.
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>>154087374
We tried Hyuran Skirt in Marsh Green and it seems to work out really well.
Idk what these leg buckles are for, but it works great with the boots
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nth for total slut
purity is not valuable
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I'm in love with catboys...
What do I do?!?
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>>154087445
This is cute, but I can see a little bit of thigh..
Still pretty cute though.
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lala bp
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>>154087474
Damn right
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>>154087474
>Wanting to be a cumdump
Filling that hole will never fill the hole in your chest. They literally come and go. You'll never establish long relationships like that and will be only a tool for desperate sweaty grown men. Until you're broken and tired and they cast you away and shittalking about you becomes rampant because you have no use.
Happens
Every
Time
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xth for i want to lick up amber's bloody arm and taste her blood and feel her cuts while jerking me and herself off
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xth for zettai x me otp
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>>154087627
{Do you need it?}
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Please post cat feet.
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Can we have some pure hyurs up in here
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>>154087637
thanks freud but actually i just like sex and/or textfucking
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>>154087474
Nothing wrong with a little of column A and a little of column B.
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>>154087004
Fine, 15% deficit.
Even in Sword Oath it's still fucking trash beacuse the potency is too low to reliably last-hit anything with it. The only reason people take it is because everything else except for foresight is either worse of equally as inconsequential.
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>>154087665
sorry but zettai has to fulfill his destiny with greencat
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>>154085927
im unsure about this one, though its neat
>>154087393
wha
>>154087474
a mix is best
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>>154087740
>one of the only two good femroes in the thread is a slut
why must it happen like this
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>>154087587
69 with a cute kittyboy
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>>154087637
>Filling that hole will never fill the hole in your chest.
That's because the chest hole is for delicious cakes, not for cream pies.
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>>154087661
>jerking me and herself
>jerking
>herself
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>>154087661
shouldn't you be shitposting about meria amber
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>>154087250
I dont see why not.
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>>154087784
Let go this destiny, you're caught in a trance.
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Does Lil Bun erp as a futa or female?
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>>154087782
is zettai good at erp?
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>>154087697
Give it 5 years
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xth for greenc@ and zettai true otp
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>>154087749
Also because it's literally free damage during the last 20% of the fight, same reason every one else takes it.
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>>154087740
are you still in idyllshire?
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>>154087891/pet
hnng
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>>154087784
Nah, just saying that too far in either direction's kinda boring. Mostly pure with a hint of lewd is where it's at.
>>154088065
Yeah, right here by the summoning bell now.
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>>154087696
Pure hyur is best hyur
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>>154088185
I just found the afk lala you took the picture with earlier, glad I didn't miss you entirely!
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>>154088027
it's been 7, when is it supposed to feel bad?
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how big is amber's peepee?
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>>154088252
Size of a baby's arm, holds the knife with it when carving dank memes into their stomach.
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>>154087947
Either
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>>154088252
>not clit
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I will erp with the first person to reply to this post.
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>>154088291
Dom or sub
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>>154088346
Balmung?
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>>154088346
Paks
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>>154088359
Switch
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>>154087696
>slutty heart tattoo
>pure
w
t
f
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>>154088385
Thanks anon
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>>154088363
Cactuar.
>>154088375
Nope, I'm a xaela.
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>>154088251
When libido starts to burn out
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i want to suck off a cute catboy so bad
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>>154088453
Yw.
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>>154088472
Tell me more
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>>154088415
Sorry, what's slutty about a symbol that represents true love?
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>>154088546
do you like catboys...
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>>154088587
I thought you were asleep this whole time. Is this really you Bun?
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>>154088498
then i can just stop tho? i don't see the issue at all
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>>154088725
Yeah, I'm in bed tho... I really should sleep. Gn.
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>>154088609
Yeah
I bet all those anime girls with heart pupils getting raped by half a dozen faceless brown men are also deeply in love with each one of them
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>>154088609
All about placement
Heart anywhere near a orface=slut
Though not going to lie a heart tattoo on a bald cunt is sexy as fuck
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>>154088778
This escalated quickly
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>>154088790
>this cringe
ippiki post
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>>154088776
Night cutie
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What would the anti-Ippiki be?
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>>154088818
Sadly no, wish I had his tanking skills though.
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>>154088415
>heart tattoos are slutty
?
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>>154088865
Someone who shuts the fuck up, does their job without letting their ego inflate to the size of a supermassive black hole and doesn't orbit every single potential girl he meets.
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>>154088123
:3c
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>>154088865
fueritus hominis
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>>154087696
Is this Ms. Kilroy?
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>>154088472
>Only telling 2 things
You're no fun.
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>have to grind 42 runs of ARF to finish relic
>have to grind 64 fates to finish getting Yo-Kai minions
>have to grind an indeterminate amount of gil to finish crafter/gatherer melds
Ugh, I have nothing left to do in this game except for grinds! Which of these do I do first?
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>>154089090
gatherer melds first because nodes are timed
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>>154089007
Kys elk
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>>154088910
>Someone who shuts the fuck up
>forty minute Fractal Continuum
>Brute Justice reads your final sentence.
>15 people ignoring mechanics
You sound like a sperg.
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>>154089007
I'll strangle you with that collar ElkBet you'd like it
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>>154089137
why
>>154089172
c e a s e
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>>154089151
hi ippiki
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>>154088910
>Don't worry about the drop, I'm just happy to do the content. I think the WAR could use it better.
>Am I doing okay? Maybe if I clemency during the third phase the WHM would have more time to raid heal.
>Don't worry about getting the mechanic down on your first run, just try to learn it. I made a cover macro for you.
Where do I get one of these?
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>>154089151
>forty minute Fractal Continuum
At that point everyone is trash.
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>>154089135
On the topic of gathering melds. I'm currently sitting at 610 GP, 693 Gathering and 585 Perception as FSH. Should I be melding gathering or perception on my slots?
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>tfw you will NEVER be as cool as this guy
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>>154089209
That's what goes on, though
if you ever watched the streams, it's like someone trying to do all the mechanics for everyone, got made fun of back in 2.1/2.2 for being a DBM-lite
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>>154089191
You're a genuinely awful human being and no that doesn't make you cute.
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>>154089209
You don't. Doesn't exist.
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>>154088910
>boring
>boring
>sexless
so, the ideal /xivg/ male character?
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>>154089172I would
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>>154089209
did a scholar write this
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>going to get in bed
>brown recluse dashes across my room
i didn't want to sleep anyways
>>154089323
are you so flawless that you can pass judgement
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Greetings,
Thank you for contacting the FINAL FANTASY XIV Support Desk.
We're sorry to hear that your character was deleted.
Unfortunately, as described in the terms for using this service, we can only process one request to restore deleted characters and/or retainers per SQUARE ENIX account.
Since you already had a successful restoration before, we are unable to process your latest request.
Thank you for your understanding, and we apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.
Regards,
- The FINAL FANTASY XIV Game Master team
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My ARM has 953 Craftsmanship, 911 Control and 411 CP unbuffed. Is it potentially ready for 4* crafting yet? I still need to get the i200 mainhands for my other two specialists though. I normally use Seafood Stew when doing 3.5* crafts.
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>>154089479
Good job, dude
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>>154089378
>boring
how is in check with reality and not using video games to inflate your ego boring
>sexless
what
if you can't be around or talk to the opposite sex without orbiting them you need to calm the fuck down
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>>154089461
Spiders don't bite you in your sleep, you're safer if you go to bed.
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>>154089461
Elk sell me your house you clod.
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Best race to get all the commendations?
I want a parade choco
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>>154089479
It's time to move on beeps
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Ive been playing this game for 2 months and pretty good shit, first mmo were i throwed my money at
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>>154089513
everything done with anyone on this thread is called orbiting, get with the times
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>>154089479
get fucked beepy
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>>154089574
dude
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>>154089479
You thought your meltdown would for you all in the end
You thought and you deserve this
It's not so funny now, huh?
Get fucked, beepy. Grats on fucking with everyone with your constant outbursts to throw tantrums over what you want.
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I want to stop fighting rocks.
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>>154089650
how is this orbiting
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>>154089650
>I was gonna say ... but that's too lewd
>literally says it anyway
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>>154089687
It's being the thirstiest motherfucker on the world.
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>>154089681
You will fight those rocks and you will like it
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>>154089681
>PGL 5 quest
>rocks
>MRD 10 quest
>le rocks
>CNJ quest
>you're constantly using rocks
bravo yoshida
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>>154089687
>girl obviously not receptive but uncomfortable to advances/jokes/whatever the fuck you call this
>keeps doing it
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>>154089681
The world needs heroes like you to keep us safe from the mean rocks..
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>>154089687
Are you actually for real? Are you even real?
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>>154089515
i dont believe you for a second
>>154089523
i dont wanna
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>>154089650
So Anti-Ippiki is also a gentleman.
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>>154089479
What were you expecting?
What are you some kind of rage quitting shitter
actually nevermind i just realized when i am
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>>154089826
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>literal kissless hugless virgins aruing over how to treat girls on the internet
lmfao
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>>154089650
Holy shit that's straight up sexual harassment.
you can get fired irl for shit like this
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>>154089826
All this anti-Ippiki talk is totally fascinating and all but let's be real here, the real thing we all want to know is if we make Ippiki and Anti-Ippiki touch will there be a sweet-as-fuck explosion?
>>154089681
You're a cold stone killer, buddy.
>>154089479
Is this a PS3 limitations thing or did they set it up so people couldn't have drama explosions that waste staff time?
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i wanna frot with another cute cat boy
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>>154089874
>pussy lips
>incredibly feminine hands
>goatee to add more age to his face where there is a smooth baby's chin
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>>154089940
>Is this a PS3 limitations thing or did they set it up so people couldn't have drama explosions that waste staff time?
Definitely the latter
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Whats the best server to erp on?
Like what one has the best free erp market
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>>154089962
i want a straight catboy to pet and hug and care for
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>>154089940
It'd be less of an explosion and more like a cacophony of passive-aggressiveness.
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>>154089940
Well Ippiki has zero self-awareness, and the Anti-Ippiki would be an impossible sexless anomaly. So when the two dense forces collided, they would be unable to escape each other's gravitational pulls and collapse into each other forming the legendary Omega-Ippiki.
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>>154090031
I imagine anti-Ippiki to be just aggressive.
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>>154090031
idk, him and solid were pretty good friends in TERA, isn't he supposed to be what >>154088910 is describing?
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>>154090030
I want to take a catboy to lalahell and fight him to the death winner gets to go back to Eorzea. Loser has to stay with the memesters
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>>154090013
It's your boy
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>>154090031
>>154090056
What if he's aggressively passive?
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>>154090049
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>>154090030
Are you a female elezen?
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>>154089940
The greatest President of the United States taught me that parallel-dimension versions of the same thing cause a matter-antimatter annihilation so yeah, might want to bring protective eyewear.
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>>154090115
>lack of sexual urges
>aggressively passive
HMMM
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>>154090142
Femroe.
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>>154089962
I'm kinda bummed by this post cause if they'd said they wanted to rub dicks with another cute cat boy I could have said "But that's frot with danger!" but they already said frot so it's not even remotely as clever.
>>154090031
Not going to lie and not exactly tied to what you said but I kinda of want to see a passive aggressive explosion now.
>>154090049
Also now I want this to happen instead of an explosion. I hope he talks in two different sounding voices and has laser eyes that he uses to destroy Tokyo while tanking in the game.
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>>154090207
red post
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Wtf is frotting
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>>154090181
w-wow, even better
do you like blue catboys...
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>>154090308
rubbing dicks together
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>>154090337
That is the gayest shit I've herd all day
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>>154089793
He's right you know
Spiders are kind and caring creatures
I let the ones leaving in my house do whatever they want, not only did I never had any problem with them, they're eating all of the mosquitoes in the area, and god knows I always had a mosquito problem in my room until I chose to let the spiders do their things
It's been 2 years and I have yet to see another mosquito
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ramune and coke anyone?
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>>154090321
Blueberries are pretty cute
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>>154090419
That's a lot of dust for a room you actively use
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>>154090405
Spiders are scary anon..
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i wanna frot with amber
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What in the name of fuck is Tomahawks animation supposed to be?
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>>154090419
Watch you cholesterol with that holy shit.
That's also your entire fucking sodium intake for the day. wew
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>>154090419
what's the gauze for
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>tfw all fish face posts are filtered.
feels so damn good.
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>>154090419
What flavor?
Are you alright (relative to your usual state)?
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>>154090419
what the FUCK is that
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>>154090491
You tell me
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>>154090482
Yeah you too, but just like the spiders, it's not like it's your fault if you're ugly.
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>>154090419
why do you hate women so much that you shitpost about the ones that post here constantly?
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>>154090430
are you on balmung?
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>>154090550
>the man himself shows up not long after anti-anti-ippiki posts appear
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>>154090598
>thinking he hasn't been here lurking this whole time.
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>>154090419
Amber can you please make a vocawoo saying "i really, really, love you"
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>>154090634
>realising that wasn't what I was implying
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>>154090648
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nQGhKBPKrv
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>>154090261
Guilty as charged but I'm sure much of the world shares my desire to have an explosion that merely makes you go "What the fuck is that explosion's problem?" when the flames flicker over you.
They probably less share my desire to see Tokyo ravaged by a two men of entirely opposing existences fused into a giant form and battling himself for the main tank role.
>>154090405
I exist in a world with Funnel Web spiders let me tell you about how spiders are only nice when they know they can't fucking murder you body and soul.
>>154090491
Axes aren't really aerodynamic or evenly weighted even if they are magically able to be pulled out of fucking nowhere on your person so you gotta put some heft into it, and it throws your body into some weird post-throw momentum you gotta stabilise yourself on.
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>>154090595
My alt yes, but my main is on another server. If you're ever in the QS and want a /pet look for a pale seawolf
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>>154090647
>flavoure: spicy
That's definitely not a ramen flavor.
Please get help.
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>>154090668
fuck off, ippiki
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>>154090796
>tfw not ippiki
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>>154090746
will do!
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>>154090598
>after
I guess you don't recognize the character he has now.
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>>154090712
rrreeeEEEEEE!!!!
please!!!
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>>154090648
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FtLhxHef6a
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>>154090908
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>>154090908
wowie it's more prefect than i could ever imagine...
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>>154090648
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eKcGAwyfxY
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>>154090908
This is literally kiss
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s12fZuSajYbS
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fishface and his enablers need to fuck off
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>>154091030
Everyone knows that Amber is Kiss
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>>154091036
Post character.
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>>154091052
>his
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Post the following:
>A picture of your character with a friend
>Your favorite song
>The nicest thing you did for someone else recently
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>>154091104
No.
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>>154091098
his
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>>154091036
i'm not velvet........
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>>154090565
>tfw talked with amber multiple times
>on friendly terms
>s/he doesn't know i'm a girl
heh heh hehhhh...
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>>154091104
>keeping track of nice things you've done
The sign of a shit person.
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>>154091104
currently https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlnFJrCK9vc
Gave away everything I had before quitting another game.
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someone please let me jerk them off
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>tfw amber is behind 9/10 meria shitposts
>>
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>>154091104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaa76KVM-HA
I went and said hi.
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>>154091248
*jerks you off*
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>>154091216
do you like male au r- haha just kidding
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>>154091260
cringe
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>>154091216
race gender?
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>>154091303
Cringe-anon are you even on Balmung?
Do you want to hang out?
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>>154091173
>implying I don't
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>>154091104
with two friends even!inb4 entire population of siren
https://youtu.be/1MQUleX1PeA
i guess the most recent thing was queuing with someone for wiping city even though i didn't need it anymore, it's not much but it's something!
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>>154091280
*cums*
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>>154091358
are you jealous or something of them
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>>154091309
>caring about someone's race and gender
everyone is beautiful and you shouldn't discriminate lays based on those thingsexcept lalafell
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>>154091342
cringe
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>>154091198
>Gave away everything I had before quitting another game.
Self hatred, not selfless.
>>154091370
>i guess the most recent thing was queuing with someone for wiping city even though i didn't need it anymore, it's not much but it's something!
You needed to climb the invisible social ladder, swine.
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>>154091370
>those necks
>that collar
>those glamours
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>>154091104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhB6Lb7_kN8
Bought a newbie some stuff they needed upon hitting 60 to get their ilvl up.
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>>154091423
Well alright then.
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>>154091421
>except lalafell
I'm just going to kill myself I swear there's no winning with you people!
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>>154091397
Whom would I be envious of?
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Two catboys kissing!
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>>154091454
max tits looks awful
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>>154091424
>the invisible social ladder
what does this even mean...? is that like, spending time with people who are your friends?
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amber do you like girls or guys?
asking for a friend
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>>154091579
neither
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>>154091424
Except it was selflessness. Self hatred would just be nuking the account outright and not giving away things.
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>>154091507
>t. Paedophile
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>>154091386
*licks hand clean* thanks anon
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Is 8mile a good movie?
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>>154091643
no
mom's spaghetti scene is good, though
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>>154091643
it's ok
really only a showcase for eminem's acting ability
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>>154091643
No.
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>>154091579
she likesknots
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>Want to be gangbanged by a train of catgirl futa sluts, sticky and swollen with their seed. as they nut and squirt in me day and night with no breaks, fucking me everywhere even rubbing their cocks between my thighs, cheeks, breasts, and armpits.
>Can't into ERP
I-I guess I have my imagination
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>>154091634
wrong, idiot
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>tfw you're too apathetic to even open your piss jugs anymore so you've started peeing on your carpet like a dog
Awooo.......................................
>>154091643
>8mile
Just watch 21 jump street
>>154091579
I like zombies, dragons, video games, friends, playing video games with friends, pizza, drugs, dying, blood, bruises, alcohol, killing myself, music, the sound of the ocean, spiders, acting like a retard on the internet, andthicc bears/waifus to hold me:^)
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>>154091794
>breasts
man boobs aren't breasts
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oul86VcWeb
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>>154091794
Same..
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>>154091819
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
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>>154091819
>likes pizza
marry me desu
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>>154091819
post piss jug pic
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>>154091794
Okay, stinky
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>>154091819
Bad dog
We do that outside
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>>154091837
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1w5Gas7q9Es
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>>154091976
lold
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>>154091104
https://youtu.be/j7TT4jnnWys
Played some games of Overwatch and comforted a friend who was feeling down.
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>>154092102
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHit's ok i still luv u
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>>154092102
post wet carpet
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>>154092141
>implying he isnt gonna just pour water on the floor
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>falling for any of the xivg memes
>any year
W E W
E
W
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>>154092102
What are those pliers for
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>>154091837
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pHAKB5JkIr
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>>154092102
what're the pliers for?
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>ywn be captured, enslaved, and forced to the communal breeding bitch for a futa amazon seeker tribe who fuck, belittle, and abuse you till your mind breaks and you become their cock happy breeding toy screaming with glee as each of them empty their sacs and force their seed into your womb to make strong futa kittens.
fate is cruel
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s10LYpOa71hx
>>
lel
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>>154092336
>ywn be the straight version of this
why live
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Boy I hope this game doesn't die for a while so it can contain you monstrously grotesque faggots
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>>154092102
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OFQwQWKETW
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>>154089209
That was me until I dropped paladin for being kinda boring, maybe I'll pick it back up and just be raid dad and try to help others
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relaxing cats
>>154091936
nyot methat does sound very nice though
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>>154092328
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jhFyGwMNc8
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>>154092362Never stop
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>>154091794
Weirdest Thomas the Tank Engine episode yet.
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>>154092362
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>>154092438
fucking christ i can't breathe
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>>154092406
No sluts..
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>>154092467
kiki lmao please go
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>>154092378
LEGENDARY
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>>154092487
sorry...
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I skipped 3.3. How was PotD?
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>>154092380
Like, you want to be a guy that gets fucked by a futa amazon tribe?
weird m8
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>>154092532
Boring after the first time.
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>>154092532
Good for money, tomes and weapons for alt jobs.
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>>154092556
Like, I want to be a guy that gets fucked by a regular amazon tribe
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>>154092509
It's okay.. Just make sure you put some decent clothes on before you post next time, okay?
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>>154092378
show feminine penis
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>>154092583
but how you supposed to get impregnated?
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>>154092594
Please do not suppress their freedom
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>>154092467
>you can literally hear the autism in his voice
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>>154092623
I impregnate them, dummy
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Hey guys join our fc
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>>154092640
kiki is funny
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>>154092378
>paks is masturbating to this RIGHT NOW
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>>154092676
They aren't that bad ingame
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>>154092636
But they're being sluts..
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>>154092336
>They take bets to see which one is the father after each session.
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>>154092756
Their freedom to be a slut
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>>154092431
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FPFAOYQQJU
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>>154092789
But they're not pure if they're sluts!
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>>154092914
Their freedom to not be pure
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>>154092912
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18IaApHLh25
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>>154092986
Yea you tell 'em daddy
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>>154092937
No.. Everyone should aspire to go through life pure..
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>>154092937
>>154093056
Eorzea is a land of freedom and life-cripplingly poor decision making and by gum that's the way we like it.
Now let's all crack open a vase full of voidsent or something.
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>>154093104
No, man, we don't need another Mormo
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Good morning, /xivg/.
I'm tired as all hell, but would anyone like to run a roulette (or possibly two) before I go back to sleep? I'm up for any roulette other than leveling, I guess.
Kiss Dissem on Balmung.
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>>154093070I feel ashamed because I know where this is from
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>>154093149
what's it from?
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>>154093149Wasn't it one hell of a read?
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>>154092986
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l8KDqpqQp7
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>>154093137
It's not about what we NEED but what we invariably fuck up with our wafer-thin danger-processing logic screens.
That's what it means to be Eorzean.
Now help me paint this giant orb that shoots murder up as an easter egg.
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>>154093181Dead Tube
>>154093189Oh my god, there's like 4 new chapters translated since last time I checked.. I haven't really been a big fan of the crazy rascal arc or whatever it's called, but I have to admit that I've enjoyed it more than I want to. Does the rascal arc end soon?
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>>154093190
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oniHqelr55
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Can we just join the Empire? At least they have functioning plumbing.
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>>154093283Aw shit there's new chapters out? I gotta get on that.
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>>154090550
>dont use tomahawk because of the animation
>lose aggro to the monk
a classic a true classic
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>>154093267
I don't think that's a good idea. Please put the paint away and learn from the Vanu. Those guys know how to relax
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>>154093401
you mean the niggas who thought it was a bright idea to summon a primal that eats the islands they live on
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>>154093289
vocaroo shenanigans are always fun
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>>154093476
They're victims of circumstance. Bismarck was hanging out on his own accord
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>>154093505
who has the nicest voice?
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>>154093476
The Vundu did that.
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>>154093567
the Vundu are Vanu
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>>154093558
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07xcbaYnsx3
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>>154093558
Gott Faust
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>>154093401
Well okay, but let me assemble a force of adventurers to help organise my resettlement. I'll hire that Ilberd guy he seems nice.
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>>154093558
I would be biased, I was one of the voices.
>>154093595
Yeah, but they're only one specific group of Vanu.
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>>154093267
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tWxvujGOHo
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>>154093631
still Vanu senpai
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>>154093608
is this a man, sounds like one
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>>154093558
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wile9FOnpN
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>>154093641
That's the spirit!
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>>154093660
Well hey, if that drags down the Vanu as a whole then things don't really change that much, considering Ala Mhigans exist.
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>>154093702
they live on the same islands as the rest
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>>154093558
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SS8tw0cZME
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>Play SCH once because I snag a wep for it from the floor
>Try it out completely blind since the last time I played it was to do all the SCH quests at once months and months ago
>Do 1 ARF
>Suddenly fall in love with it
Holy shit
>>154093505
Fact
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>>154093687
say
it's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all outta gun
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>>154093724
What does that change? Ala Mhigans lived in the same continent as the rest too.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kQZM4cREQH
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>>154093558
Flat Chest, he has a beautiful laugh.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s18p3PvsUimw
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>>154093757
Well alright. Here you go:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uTurJeSipL
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>>154093789
no proof, doesn't count
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>>154093815
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1diHeqb6kI7
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>>154093312Seems like there's up to 25 now, someone seems to have gone on a translating spree
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>>154093778
The Vundu (a Vanu tribe) summoned Bismarck to eat the islands that they live on.
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>>154093886
The Ala Mhigans (a human civilization) denied help from the only organization that could have stopped them being overrun, AND proceeded to blame them for not helping when they were told not to help.
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>>154093821
your voice is really deep
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>>154093941
Nobody was talking about Ala Mhigans. You brought that up
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>>154093973
I'm pointing out that the logic you're using applies the same way to other things in the setting, and your logic of "one group did stupid things so they're all stupid" is about as sensible as saying that if one person commits suicide the rest of humanity will follow.
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>>154094059
All I did was pointed out that the Vundu are Vanu.
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>>154093970
It takes a bit of effort for me to get that low.. my normal speaking voice isn't as deep.I wish it was though.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZVcsZXWEEP
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>>154094127
And what does that change, though?
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>>154094175
Is it supposed to change something?
>>
>Friends who have wanted to EB me always told me I had a nice voice
>Probably don't and was only told that to try to flatter me
>Close vocaroo tab after realizing this
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>>154094170
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vw1PCCrATJ
>>
Just so you retards know:
Vanu vanu = the race
Vundu = the tribe that summoned Bismarck
Zundu = the tribe that we helped
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>>154094315
So the Vundu are Vanu?
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>>154094226
Your voice can't be worse than my normal voice. So at least you have that going for you (probably,) right?
>>154094235
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vnbWmNui5v
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>>154094226
Who gives a fuck, just do it! I did it and I sound tired as fuck.
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>>154094226
What the hell is EB?
>>
>>154093626
Sure, Ilberd seems like a real helpful guy. I'm sure he'll give you a hand, maybe even an arm
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>>154094389
eb games
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>>154094349
No, they're the tribe who summoned Bismarck in order to win the Vanu Vanu, which is a race.
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>>154094365
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZraRSS06Wh
>>154094226
Just do it, omae, you loosen up after a few.
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>>154094349
Yes.
>>154094407
Kill yourself, you're not funny.
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>>154094407
hilariousnot
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>>154093838
>>154093789
People do seem to like it.
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>>154094441
>>154094449
I'm more surprised you can be this deadbeat
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>>154094465
>no proof again
go away
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>>154094441
>>154094449
No refunds for the show.
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>>154094498
That word does not mean what you think it means.
>>
Amber's peepee!
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>>154094556
You're right, I meant deadpan. I'm distracted
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>>154094414
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rYcqDE1oFA
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>>154094598
i want tochop it off
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>>154094403
You ain't slick, I have never seen this acronym before. Elongated Briar? Erotic Banter?
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>>154094630
eternal bond[ing]
ingame eb games wedding ceremony
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>>154094623
hey amber do you like girls or guys
>>
>>154094623
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TY86Rd4xxL
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>>154094663
I'm not Amber, but I like guys and girls.
>>
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/7697330/
>I don't erp
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>>154094715
Post duke nukem boyfriend pasta you adorable cutie
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>>154094729
Maybe he just wants to defend the beach?
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>>154094729
I put my character in clothes like this when I put her in bed before I log off.
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>>154094729
Seto's toes ;w;
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Male aura boys are so tall
I guess you could call him,stunning?
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>>154094715
I don't know whoyou are, but as the schmuck replying to you constantly you seem like a pretty cool guy, would hang out with.
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>>154094676
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1meevSuFGMe
>>154094795
Which version...?
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>>154094914
there are multiple ones?
post them all.
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>>154094729
>>154094812
I DON'T erp.....
>>
>be smn
>queing up for vault for exp
>loving the extended dots
>loving spamming blizzard 2
>just having a great time
>always kinda on the verge of pulling agro off the tank
>instance goes by
>ninja right before leaving calls me a contrarian tryhard
>2 player comms
How.. far will this game fall before people like this take over?
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>>154094891
What about female au ra boys?
>>
>>154094984
Of course you don't.
We totally believe you.
>>
>>154095043
You're fired twice. Clean out your desk, put everything you just cleaned out back into your desk, and then clean out your desk again.
You're done. Welcome back. You're done.
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>>154094914
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gPAe32SBz2
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>>154094984
look at how dirty that slut's face is
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>>154095043
Male (male) or bust, anon.
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>>154095043
What did he mean by this?
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>>154095121
Typical that Grinnaux would wear a bell. He's such a goddamn dingaling.
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>>154094976
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zGQv0UqjeD
original
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0anjBoqDyMc
alternative
Sorry for the low effort, I'm lazy and tired and my throat's starting to hurt.
:3
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>>154095191
He's ring a ding ding, baby.
>>
>>154095148
>>154095121
>>154095103
I'm just wondering in case I ever get an au ra boyfriend (female)
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>>154095219
this is my new favorite meme
>>
>>154095116
Quite rude!
>>154095078
Thanks for believing me, Neko and I were just idling watching the new Black Ops 3 zombies map.
>>
Did SE ever address how retarded it is that an Au Ra's ears are the horns?
>>
>tfw fapping while thinking about a cute catboy having his way with me
>>
>>154095215
A right bell-end.
>>154095219
I like you kid, you're fire-hired. Clean out someone else's desk.
>>
>>154095205
>tfw trying to do vocaroos but also have to be quiet
It's murdering my throat, I'm used to being loud.
>>
>>154095264
How is that retarded?
>>
>>154095205
These are great.
I unironically love you, Kiss.
btw what's the best theme in the game?
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>>154095007
Have you seen the people in this thread? IT's beyond rock bottom as is mate.
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>>154095109
It hurts...
;_;
>>154095289
I've got the opposite problem.
I'm very quiet normally, and the quieter I speak, the shittier my Duke Nukem impressions sound. So I have to raise my voice and it's uncomfortable ;_;
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Should I level this elezen?...
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>>154095282
Hell yeah, getting hire-fired is like a dream come true.
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>>154093815
I'm still waiting for cringe-anon to cringe-vocaroo reply to you
>>
>>154095519
No no, fire-hired.
Unless you're the guy I just hire-fired when I fire-hired him. In which case good luck to your past endeavours.
>>
>Try to record a "hello"
>Sound depressed more than I amfuck
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>>154095421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX-mowD6J5M
Best theme in the game or what?
:3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-M-aN1cFdoThis is nice too...
>>
>>154095318
Large, unprotected target that will incapacitate the lizard if damaged and, by nature of needing to resonate with sound, is fragile. It's pretty idiotic.
>>
>>154093815
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Axbp00SCHZ
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>>154095634
Will SE ever address the fact that Ozma is LITERALLY A FUCKING BALL OH MY GOOOOOO
>>
>>154095487
Whenever I get loud enough, I start to sound a bit like Gilbert Gottfried, so I got used to talking loud, but when I have to stifle my voice, I start wavering in and out of the voice and it strains my vocal chords moreso than usual.
And it's all fine, chum, my throat's starting to give on me too. Doesn't help that I've been up for a long-ass time and haven't had a drink in forever.Who are ya, anyways, or what server are ya on?
>>
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>>154095549
I doubt he'll do-
>>154095643
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>154095708
this just proves how simple your mind is
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mwOzRrN78zI am never using my mic again.
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>>154095643
>>154095743
PLEASE BE REAL
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>>154095808
marry me
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>>154095771
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>>154095771
Don't worry, he'll come a-round.
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>>154095808
You honestly don't sound that bad, omae.
>>154095876Outworld Bruncher or whatever he's called nowadays is my favourite dota character. Almost a shame I don't play those kind of games anymore.
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>>154095808
hey cutie
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>>154095714
Kiss Dissem on Balmung.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PCNOYK9deA
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>>154095971
Would you mind if I added ya as a friend? I only have an alt I sporadically play on Balmung, but it was good times nonetheless vocarooing.
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OH GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THIS POST 50 MSQ WILL KILL ME FOR FUCK SAKE I JUST WANT TO PLAY DRK
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>>154096043
Do you always reply in 3 letters or less?
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>>154096120
Yes
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>>154096120
No.Only sometimes.
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>>154096141
>>154096160
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>>154096015
Why do all swedes sound monotone as fuck?
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>>154096039
Sure, that's fine.
I'm not super talkative though, so don't expect much.
;_;
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>>154096043
nfi who you are but I stand by what I said, you sound cute
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>>154096235
sorry ;_;
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>>154096270
Not really.
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>>154096043
So when are we getting married, cutie?
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How do we fix pvp?http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EhpMw4bI7Y
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Does anyone have a picture of the hot au ra who hangs out with the cringe elezen?
Asking for a friend.
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>>154096370
delete it and turn verminion into a moba
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What up with desynthing shit?
Why can we only have 3 maxed desynth classes before the skill level starts going down?
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>>154096015am cute boy in sweden
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>>154096394
Which one
>>154096370You first
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>>154096237
You don't talk very often, I don't play very often, it'll all balance out in the end, chum.
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>>154096370I can do a pretty good Robert Plant, but people are sleeping so I can't do it now
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>>154096305
Whenone of my wishes becomes a reality.It never will.
So have this instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7ypAYaqRkQ
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>>154096405
How does this fix pvp. Or Verminion for that matter.
>>154096428You don't want that.
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>>154096572I do now
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This is just pathetic
I think I preferred when you grown boys pretended to be cute girls instead of going full homo
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>>154096572
It fixes it by removing it. Verminion will be more fun. They can make it so you either play as your character and select what minions are gonna be your creeps, each with different abilities and stats, or you play as the minions and have some generic creeps. It will be great.
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>>154096370
Certainly not me, my voice is horrid enough without trying to tune it to various levels.
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>>154095492
Yes. Always more elezen is good.
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>>154096876
*raises paw for a hi-fur*
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I don't get why you guys claim rocklizard is insane. is it because he's nice? or is he a friendly facade memester?
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TCLcQpLSMy
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>>154096932
This ain't what god wanted for us, you know.
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>>154097004
*puts paw down*
Aww...
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>>154096967
Were you not here when he showed up? He's calmed down, but he was fucking obnoxious. Amber's moved in and taken his spot, but rocklizard is still the same obnoxious shitter
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>>154096991
I miss this dude does he still post?
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>>154097032
>t. australian man
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>>154096932
You wear animals, you don't try to be them. You're better than that, longneck.That said, server, name, etc.
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male au ra looking for cute girly boy to spoil with love and play the game with
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>>154096051
>A
>FUCKING
>HUNDRED
>QUESTS
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>>154097104
{Hmmm.}
>>154097179
>Giraffe wants to be something that doesn't use it's neck to defend itself aka the one thing they're bullied about
Give me a break!Not balmung, but what's the etc supposed to mean?
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>>154097254
He wants to knowyour fetishes
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on the 'mung
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I've started living my life in fear of whenever someone I don't know messages me that they might secretly be cringe-anon. Send help.
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>>154097285
Oh, yikes
>>154097309
cringey.
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>>154097254
He wants to know your favorite type of leaves to eat.
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>>154097309
cringed at this
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>>154097297
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>>154097254
What's more fearsome: the lions or the giraffe living freely among them?
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>>154097351
Iceberg
>>154097386
The lions because they haven't turned around and seen the giraffe yet
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>>154097325
>>154097372
That's not helping.
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Why do all NPCs have Illegal decks? Why are all my decks with multiple cards that have more than one star considered illegal?
Why did SE make triple triad the most unfun thing since DPS queues?
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>>154097309
get cringed on, faggot
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>>154097460
You ear the right to have more good cards in your deck as you get more cards.
It's fucking gay as fuck
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>>154097065
Woah, calm down there friend.
I've never once acted obnoxious in this general. Fact.
:3
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>>154097552
Can Ipet_you?
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>>154097552
*kisses u*
heh
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>>154097552
*rapes u*
thanks ;)
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>>154097632
>>154097676
>>154097701
This isn't your average everday shitposting...
This is...Advanced shitposting...:3
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>>154097504
Are you serious? That is pretty ridiculous. Do you get a notification for this? "Congrats Yugi you can now you TWO pieces of exodia."
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>>154097803
you have the type of face that would be nice to kiss but i'd be afraid of breaking your side horns off
they really don't look that strong. how do you even sleep with them?
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>>154097925
Reminder that my "lizard" is a virtual video game avatar and its horns cannot be broken.
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>>154097989
see, you say that but aren't we all lizards inside? you know, between the layers of muscle and skeleton i am pretty sure we all have lizards inside of us
or did you really roll a lizard without even the slightest idea of what's inside you?
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>>154097803
Ok.. Can I make you mine?
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>>154098097
>9in
Come with me bby, I'll show you what i mean.
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>>154098057
If I were a lizard on the inside I'd be running for president.
>>154098060
If you want, I guess. Baka.
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>>154098097
if its a number it is probably referring to the raid party as in party 3 go in, party 3 stay out, for some mechanics that require raid splits. that's the best I can come up with.
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>tfw webbed multiple guys on multiple servers
It's good being queen
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>tfw sitting next to somebody that looks like a 2p color scheme of myself
It's adorable.
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>>154098197
how can we be sure you're not actually donald trump irl?????
is there something ur not telling us?
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>>154098197
Don't look so sad..
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>>154098358
I always knew you could do it, shirou
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>>154098398
Absolutely impossible for anything besides lala, cat, aura, the few femroes in existence, and maybe midlander.
Least played races are suffering
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>>154098512
Well, I'm a cat.A dollcat.
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>>154098626
looks like shit senpai
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>>154098626Are you alice cat? I'd let you web me. Even if I don't know what that means
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>>154098407
Well, you see, I've come to sudden realization that Donald "Trump Card" Trump is actually the only human US presidential candidate.
Let's take a look at the facts:
Hillary Clinton and Gary Johnson have noticeable scales. Trump does not.
Every candidate except Trump is like, what - 400+ years old? And they all look to be 70 or younger. Trump looks to be his true age, since he lacks the regeneration abilities and disguise of the reptilian overlords.
And on the topic of regeneration, have you taken a look at the candidates' hair? They all have tons - except Trump. This is because, once again, Trump lacks the regenerative abilities of the reptilians.
This is why I'mnot voting for any of these shitty candidates.
:3
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>>154098626
black hair ribbon when
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>>154098678
Well, thanks for being truthful.
>>154098697
I don't even know what that means, either.
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>>154098725
>people like this are allowed to vote
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>>154098725
My god, you are right!
How do we stop this lizard menace? We must make america cute again!
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>>154098935
>people that don't understand humor are allowed to live and reproduce
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>>154098997
Step 1: Become cute
Step 2: Run for president
It's as simple as that, really.
:3
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>>154098796You can do anything you want to me
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>>154098725
move to canada, we put cheese and gravy on chips
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>>154099106
But why, Anon? You should live life by your own choices, and not by the choices of somebody who anyone would be quick to jump and trash just to see them run off in tears.
I don't blame them for doing that, anyways.
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>>154099135
>tfw the only part of Canada worth visiting is Quebec
>they don't like foreigners
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>>154099135
I eat unhealthy enough as it is, I don't need to make my diet 40x worse.
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>>154098512
I don't know if I could call rarity "suffering".
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>>154099296
>visit Vancouver
>nothing but chinks and gooks
is this what all of canada is like
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>>154099135
That's actually a thing?`I thought my friend was messing with me..
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>>154099135
can I move in and play gta5 with you
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>>154099135
Samething in the UK.
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>>154099480
I know, it's hard to believe but Canada is actually a thing.
I know, I was just as surprised!
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>>154099264
BecauseI'm submissive and I hate myself and it's easier than making my own choices
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>>154099615
Yeah, I thought she was just messing with me when she said she lives in Canada..
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>>154099420
No. Theres a lot of paki and indians too.
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>>154099562
sure can we train our skills as heisters and then rob people irl?
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>>154099724
She is just messing with you, Canada is like the farm your dog went to live on.
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>>154092378
>>154092102
welp i lost the will i didnt even know i still had to give you another chance
get help
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>>154099645
But Anon, the only thing I could ask is enough money to move out ofDetroit, and move somewhere more safe and more motivating. But it's incredibly rude to ask for assistance, even if my life depends upon it.
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>>154099769
So.. Canada is where people go to die?
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>>154099804I'm a NEET..
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>>154099420
Canada is a multicultural nation like the US or Australia.
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>>154099831
Yeah, that's why they sent Ippiki and Paks there - in the hopes they would die but in a mad max-esque turns of events, they somehow survived.
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>>154099908
Then how about this: Find a way out of your NEET life and get out from those four walls staring at you. I promise you'll find something nice.
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>>154099924
All of those are white countries infested by filthy subhumans.
Those countries were made great by whites and once they were wealthy, a whole plethora of parasites shows up and tries to take what they don't deserve.
All gooks should be burned alive.
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I need one more signature to get my FC started.
If anyone would care to help, send a /tell to Kiss Dissem on Balmung.
I'll be going back to sleep in ~5 minutes though, so... :3
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>When you're asked to use voice for something
Please tell me having a terrible voice isn't as uncommon as I feel it is.
>Don't really use voice at all normally
>Finally work up courage to chat with close friends despite having a terribly silly light voice, big stuttering problem and a heavy accent all of which I'm painfully aware
>"are you trying to be cute
>"is that a mouse"
>loud laughing
>Haven't talked to anyone sinceI'm so sorry
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>>154099562
I'm going to marry this c@!
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>>154100117
My voice is just as terrible. It's that boring, droning monotone that makes everyone ask if I'm depressed.Most times, I am.
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>>154100117
i wanna hear
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>>154099759
Will zettai fuck me if I give her 2 mil Gil like the other anon from last night?
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>>154100117
hi meria
your voice is ridiculous
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>>154100117
>literally sound like a shounen anime MC's english dub
I'm good for everything except socializing, I guess
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>>154100002I have a meeting with some kind of employment counselor tomorrowThanks..
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>>154099562
No you're moving in with me dummy
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>>154100370
You don't, asshole.
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>>154100418
KISAMA
>>
Time for bed!
Thanks for the help with forming my ultra cool super hip mega exclusive FC, strangers.
Be good to each other while papa Kiss is gone, shortmen.
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>>154100381
You'll find a way out of the NEET imprisonment, Anon.We all will.
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>>154100246
{huh?}
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>>154100117
Your voice is adorable, Eggy.
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>>154100605I hope you can move soon.
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>>154101170
I doubt it, but never say never.
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>>154100605
>NEET imprisonment
being NEET was the best time of my life
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>>154100632
>>
Making a male Xaela
Ganbaatar (steel hero) or Ganzorig (steel courage) ?
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>>154101498
ganbaatar like albatar
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>>154101347
It's Anzu all over again,except Anzu is skilled.
>>
It warms my heart to see, for the past few days, Tsunderies getting literally 0 replies whenever they show up. It's like people finally grew up, filtered the toxic fucks, or simply ignore them. Combine it with the fact that one of them barely plays the game, and the other one found another fucktoy because of that, so they show up rarely and only to remind (shitpost) the thread of their presence, and even then, when they blankpost, they get 0. Stay the course, ffxivg. I hope they "broke up", but that would just be too much good things happening at once. However, that would explain the barely posting thing nowadays.
Clearly they're going to samefag now out of spite and epic 4chanism, but pay no attention. Keep ignoring the venomous shitposters.
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Are Alicecat and Kissy in a relationship?
I'm so happy for them!!
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>>154101870
I presume you're the miner standing right by us, while Kissy has already gone to bed.
Short answer: No.
Long answer: I don't even know them.
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>>154101870
They.. They are?
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How often do you masturbate to your character?
How much poz cum would you make it drink?
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Post fully armored women please!
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>>154102629
I would slice it open and just dump my load in the gaping wound!
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>>154102629
0. 0.
Too pure.
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>>154102629
frequently
a lot but I have nodick
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>>154102629
I'd rather hang myself than sink to that level
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>>154102629
same sentiments and these dudes >>154102698
>>154102765
my cat is too pure and i love her the way a god loves his creation
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>>154102629
Never, none. I don't make characters to get off to them. I don't care what other people do, but I won't do that to either of my characters
>>
naka shithole
>>
So I am going to start making my first airship after I get home from work today...
Do I have to make the Bronco hull at first and then I can upgrade it later as I level the ship up?
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>>154099420
No, I live there too.
>>154099296
Quebec is shit, go visit New Brunswick. Comfiest part of the country and the people are pretty nice, if old fashioned. Everything is cheaper there too.
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>>154102634
Hello! I just finished one grind and I'm onto my next!
>>154102629
>that edit
You cheeky fucker it looks the same
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>>154099296
Hahahaha who the fuck told you Quebec was the best place to visit? He got you good bro
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>>154102634
I guess.
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>>154102634
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>>154102629
0
0
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>>154102629
A lot, such a perfect cat this one...
>>
Where are all the fl@ c@s? All I see are these ugly bimbos with huge t@s, but never any cute itty bitty kitty titties.
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>>154102629
>tfw no daddy to feed me liters of poz sperm
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>>154103401
tfw mottens will never be a cat again
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>>154103141
Avatarhuman discussing ffxiv at his finest. report report
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>>154102629
I don't I just jerk off to yours instead
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>>154103794
Quite the cherry-picker aren't we?
What did you want to talk about, anon?
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>>154103774
I like his elezen though. It's pretty good
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>>154103774
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>>154103987
it is but he had one of the qtest cats
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>>154102634
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G'morning xivg
what are you all up to today?
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>>154104245
wao who is this qt
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>>154104296
I'm sad, dad. How're you?
>>
>>154104296
Still thinking about bussy...
How are you, Dadlander? Does anyone ever ask the Dadlander how he is doing?
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>>154104296
Nothin much cousin-wait, I'm an elezen. Nevermind!
Throwin catboys around like wet towels in ARF
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>>154104296
Being productive while listening to the Orchestrion until I finish capping Lore a second time
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>>154104356
What's got you down? Maybe I can cheer you up, I'm feeling rather chipper this morning.
>>154104367
I'm doing great, Another bright sunny day for dadlander. Surprisingly not too many people actually do ask. I'm okay with that but it's nice to get sometimes.
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>>154087696
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>>154103063
extremely underrated post
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>>154104367
Maybe dadlander can be your bussy tonight...
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>>154104314
Weed Smoker on Alexander server
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>>154104745
Dadlander has only once place, and it's on top.
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>>154105003
of a penis
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>>154105003
W-wait, dad...that doesn't mean what you think it means........
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>>154105003
dadlander cant type ;_;
youre not a creep in my book ;____;
ewwwwww
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>>154104584
I appreciate you Dadlander
>>154104745
I get strong Top vibes from him so I rather not be an ass to him
>>
>>154105078
>>154105097
What? Doesn't the social hierarchy go from top to bottom? I'll have to look into this.
>>
>>154105097
>male character
>not a creep
come on, even you couldn't believe that
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>>154105146
I actually love this gimmick
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>>154105003
cringey
>>154105146
>reply to a sexual post in a sexual way then try to double back on it
>>
NAKA EXCREMENT ORIFICE
>>
What are the better jobs in each role for PvP?
Specifically thinking about Frontlines more so than the Feast.
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>>154102634
Sure okay.
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NAKA DIARRHEA SPOUT
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>>154105097
Forgive me, I haven't had coffee yet.
>>154105078
>>154105146
>>154105067
Well, this is an embarrassing morning! Let's all forget what happened! Who want's ice cream?!
>>
Naka stink dispenser
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>>154105296
ur cute
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>>154105320
>want's
OMG dad do you speak english????? im find a better dad
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>>154105223That's the joke
>>
DADLANDER EXPOSED
GAY SEX SCANDAL AS A BOTTOM BITCH FOR RANDOM FADED-OUT ANONS
>>
Lonely miqote looking for friends
PST
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>>154105253
WAR and PLD
AST and WHM
MCH,BRD,SMN,MNK,and DRG
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Is it possible to get to Upper La Noscea from Gridania? With say a two seat mount?
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>>154105453
I'M SORRY!I'm only human
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>>154099420
Visit Winnipeg we have snow
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>>154104050
Excuse me...Have you seen the cheekbones on his Elezen they're the cutting edge in style...
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DADLANDER ENGLISH SCANDAL
TURNS OUT TO BE IMMIGRANT FROM MEXICO KNOWN AS EL PAPA
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>>154105669
This probably hurts my case as being not from Mexico but wouldn't it be el papi?
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>>154105669
im screaming
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>>154105808
ONLY A MEXICAN WOULD KNOW THAT
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>>154105567
La Noscena is an island, so no.
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>>154093737
similar story here
>Newer player
>try most classes to 50+
>none of them really stuck
>try SCH on a whim
>mfw I actually like it
>so much busy work toggling stance and shielding the tank and DUEWL healing with my pet
Selene is my waifu
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>>154105972
>Not Eos the goddess slut of DPS enabling
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>>154105972
seleneSUCKS
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>>154106151
bis koi do you like tiny swedish women w/ saucer eyes pst
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>>154106151
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>>154105972
>>154106151
for real tho
eos is more useful and actually lets you dps more, no matter how useful you think the 3% haste buff from selene is
you can micro eos' three HEALING oriented buffs/skills so that you yourself can stay in cleric for longer
not to mention those skills can be used to mitigate stuff and even save ur lyfe
give it a shot bucko
>>154106214
w-what
>>154106247
NICE EARSKNIFE EARS
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>>154106430
It's beautiful...
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>>154106375
do u like The Merias
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>>154106151
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>>154106491
that's my favorite ffxiv music cover band
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>>154106561
>deep breath
>hhhhhhhhh.....h....
>drum solo
>loud sobbing
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>>154106430
that kinda hurts you know. Even dad hasfeelings
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>>154106430
a fucking masterpiece
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>>154106491
>>154106561
>>154106675
lmfao
>>154106514
Fuck*ng yes
griffin hood cult grows
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>everyone stealing smegma gimmick
epic xD
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>tfw jealous piece of shit
Kill me
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>buying 3 mariner cloth the same as just buying the halter
People are fucking nutso buttso let me tell you hwhat
Guess I'll keep grinding maps
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>>154107083
I know that feeling and it fucking sucks.
The worst part about it is that no person without a similar issue is ever going to understand you.
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>>154107083
You gotta let go and find other people to occupy your time. He doesn't care as much as you do and you're only fucking with yourself.
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>>154107046
How new
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>>154107083
Been there, done that.
The "easy" solution is to find another jealous piece of shit to be with.
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>>154107224
I have a friend that's like that, and I kind of understand him..
That doesn't mean I don't think it's super weird or creepy when he asks me to spy on her, or tells me that he's moving closer to her as soon as he has money though
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>>154107446
smegma had this gimmicks before bis koi even started playing this shitty game
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>>154107484
>>154107083
i can confirm. you need someone like you. as long as you're not a hypocrite being ///jealous/// is fine.
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>>154107646
Does it even fucking matter? It's glamour people are going to wear the same shit if it looks cool.
Get over yourself you child.
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>>154107083
I'm jealous but for good reason
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>>154106106
>>154106375
I don't know how to setup macros.
I used selene because of DPS boost and for the fact that SCH didn't get leeches until lvl fucking 40.
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Is there any kind of training dummy in this game? I've never seen one..
And is there any easy way to calculate my DPS without ACT?And how do I know how much DPS I should be doing?
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>>154107646
your life sure is sad
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>>154107083
Advice from dad, jealousy is natural. Everyone is jealous of something. You just need to figure out if it's worth your time or not.
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>>154107646
>>154107046
Zani your gimmick is being a two faced creep, not a stupid hat people have been wearing since it came out
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>>154107841
stone sea sky
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>>154107841
You can usenotepadto calculate your DPS pretty well.
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>>154107736
>>154107856
lmao gook defense force in action
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>>154107484
>>154107654
You keep hearing people talk about being too clingy for their own good yet it seems horribly difficult to find anyone like that.
I kinda feel like bad past experiences made most people just shut themselves off or feel scared of meeting new people in general.or at least that's how I've been feeling for a long time
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>>154107646
im so sorry anonymous
>>154107804
thats ok
you can bind keys to your pet hotbar just like a normal hotbar, they're not macros
the DPS "boost" from selene is quite horrid compared to the utility eos gives you, but using selene up to lv40 is ok for the dispel
I can show you how to macro and stuff if you want
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>>154107990
i think at this point i only go after people similar to me somewhat, rejected or not it's the only kind of people ill like
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>>154108047
>I can show you how to macro and stuff if you want
please I only know of the mouse over and thats pretty meh I'm already getting overwhelmed with the pet hotbar and other hotbars.
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Hello shortmen.
Would anyone like to join me for a roulette or two, or LotA?
Kiss Dissem on Balmung and all that.
:3
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>>154107941
zani meet me by gridania aetheryte in 15 minutes for a beat down I'm a femlander in maid glamour
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>>154108213
>i'm going to bed guys!
>....:3 guys nobody said goodnight lets play games
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>>154108213
send me a message
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>>154108237
have you considered in your tiny little brain that i perhaps am not zani?
no?
typical brainless bis shit fanboy
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>>154108253
I woke up like 2 minutes ago due to severe pain in my tummywummy.
So good morning to you too, short man.
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>>154107890
why would i offend myself and care for a headpiece everyone can use in a videogame?
but keep staying mad, my anonymous friend
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>>154108173
are you the same person as last time from ragnarok?
you will have to get used to it sooner or later, so i believe it's best to start off right and stuff
a lot of effort goes into learning and memorising skills when you pick up a new job and incorporating it into muscle memory instead of hand-eye coordination is better but im just rambling now nvm
i believe in you anonymous
>>154108237
i doubt that is zani
we're cool afaik he used to give me sch tips and carry my A1S runs when i first started healing
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>>154108395
drink some warm water with mint and lemon, or make a tea with the same. Should help with your stomach ache!
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>>154108173
I would be wary of using too many macros. You can use a mouseover embrace, swiftcast raise or stuff like target of target virus, but I'd probably stop there. You will see people who have shitloads of macros, like macroing mouseover embrace to their dots and that sort of thing, I would avoid that shit f you are starting out. I avoid it period but that's just my personal preference. Scholar has a lot of buttons that's just how it is. I have my pet skills on my main set of hotbars and then I hide the pet hotbar. You'll want to adjust your UI a bit if you haven't already. Start trimming (or making smaller) extraneous shit and try to leave a wide open space in the middle of your screen so you can see stuff. Also you may want to group stuff like the party bar closer to your focus target, boss hp, etc. so your eyes don't need to track across the screen each time you have to check something. You need to make sure your UI is set up well if you find it hard to keep track of stuff.
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>>154100117
>loud laughing
this was in old pure mumble yeah? selyn had to mute his mic because he lost it. good times.
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1321 dps on a dummy as a202 item levelBLM
How poorly did I do? I did the Stone, Sky Sea, - Basic Training
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>>154108535
No. I rarely come to /vg/ if anything and for sometimes good reason. I got 20 more levels so I'm in it for the long haul.
>>154108626
> You'll want to adjust your UI a bit if you haven't already.
I did but I think It could be better. I'd need a reference. I never played a themepark MMO seriously before.
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>>154108846
228 here.
Not particularly great at BLM but I do about 1.8k with a consistent rotation on a training dummy over 3 minutes, without pots.
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>>154108851
The pet hotbar is full of relatively useless junk, I'd recommend you just use a regular hotbar for pet stuff and use macros on your summon skills to set each fairy's respective abilities to your bars.
For example:
/ac "Summon"
/micon "Summon"
/hotbar pet "Whispering Dawn" 4 1
/hotbar pet "Fey Covenant" 4 2
/hotbar pet "Fey Illumination" 4 3
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Ippiki "the 9th percentile" Ultros
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>>154108846
That number seems reasonable, but maybe a smidge low depending on your weapon. Doing well or poorly as BLM has little to do with how you hold up on a dummy.
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post bbc
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>>154108851
Try watching some clear videos from a scholar perspective and look at the various UIs. MTQCapture guides, at least some of the more recent ones, feature some video from a scholar's perspective and I think his UI is pretty good. He doesn't have a lot of stuff visible though and it's probably more suited to someone who has things memorized. A lot of the clear video UIs are going to be cluttered and shitty, but you can see what other people do and adopt their stuff piecemeal.
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>CUL class quest
>needs HQ stuff
>gather 6 of each HQ ingredient in case I mess up
>36 HQ pie crusts
oops
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>>154108851
a lot of new healers recently, nice to see
>>154108626
>>154109031
these are really good points, and you should listen to them probably maybe im not sure it might work for you i suggest you give it a go
only things i disagree with are macros and swiftcast raise, but thats because
a. macros were part of my healing experience from the first time i healed anything
b. my latency is too high for a two part macro to be worth anything
i'm about to head to bed but i believe you are in good hands
i'm not sure if this would help at all but maybe you can pick out one or two sentences that contain actual advice from something i wrote for ragnarok anonhttp://i.imgur.com/aE4MZyN.jpg
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>>154109126
isn't he fairly new to dragoon tho
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This talk of DPS reminds me, I think I'm doing something horribly wrong as MNK.
I'm ilvl 231 with a 240 weapon and I'm struggling to kill the A8S dummy consistently. I don't recall my average DPS numbers, but I often fail it with 1% HP remaining, whereas I have no problem killing the A8S dummy with DRG, with a lower ilvl weapon.
Someone teach me to stop sucking, please. ;_;
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>>154109176
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-37298505
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>>154109212
Wait, MTQCapture is a guy?
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>>154109031
>For example:
>/ac "Summon"
>/micon "Summon"
>/hotbar pet "Whispering Dawn" 4 1
>/hotbar pet "Fey Covenant" 4 2
>/hotbar pet "Fey Illumination" 4 3
wew im lost what the hell are the 4 1, 4 2 ect for?
>>154109212
going to do that right now
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>>154109385
of course not you iDIOT
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>>154109408
First number is action bar, second number is slot on said bar.
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>>154109165
I have the 235 weapon from potd, I usually do aroun 900 DPS on the (mostly) single target boss fights I've done so far.. I'm still trying to get used to the class, and I'm new to the game so all the fights are new to me, I'm sure that's holding me back a bit
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>>154109385
No, she's a tank player though and I assume the scholar in her group is a guy. It's a male lala anyway. Some of her more recent vids show footage from other jobs in the group. Like the A7S one has a good chunk of scholar footage
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>>154087319
Been a while since I logged in, is it normal that all my options have been reset?
The HUD, keybinds, fucking gear sets and such are all back to default.
I have 7 classes worth of action bars and gear to re-set.
This killed my will to play
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>>154109547
What's your opener and spell speed? For a 235 weapon, that's pretty low for single target bosses, but the biggest cause is usually the opener, the general rotation and how well you handle the mechanics of the fight
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Guys i think my best friend might be a real girl. I'm so happy.
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Reminder that Ippiki cleared A8S before everyone in /xivg/
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Meow
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>>154109854
cringey
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>>154109785
>your best friend isn't your gf
step it up senpai
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>>154109854
Report to fashion jail
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>>154109854
Hey dad, when do I start getting amputation lessons?
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>>154109679
Are you on another computer or something? The settings are saved onto your PC in a folder.
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>>154109854
You're pretty cute
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>>154109854
Hey daddy! How are you today?
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>>154109854
cringe
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>>154109329
I don't even know how you could fuck up a MNK rotation, it's literally the same thing ad infinitum
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>>154109854
cute bardu
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>>154109693
I generally do very poorly with mechanics, but I'm sure that's something I'll improve on when I've done the fights more than once or twice
My spell speed is 613, and as for my opener I try to precast Fire3 -> Enochian, Raging Strikes, Ley Lines -> 2 Fire4 -> Fire1 -> 2 Fire4 -> Blizzard3 -> Thunder1 -> Blizzard4 -> Fire3.. I'm not 100% sure of if that's what I usually do, but I think it's something like that
To be honest I have no idea of what I'm doing, I hit 60 a couple of days ago and I couldn't be bothered to look into stuff until now
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>>154110021
I'm pretty sure I've played on this computer before but if you say this didn't happen to you then I guess I just checked the new graphix and called it a day.
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>>154109961
Its cute.
>>154109963
>>154110075
Is this a new ebin meme?
>>154110052
Thanks!
>>154110173
Cute c@
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>>154110173
>bardu
it's bardo, IDIOT
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post soft house
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>tfw they never cared about you...
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>>154110191
Yeah. I've uninstalled a few times and haven't had any of my settings reset, then do that through Steam.
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>>154110183
Give this a read. Since you're a relatively fresh 60 getting used to it, it isn't surprising you're doing rather low DPS. You'll get better with practice, of course, but mostly this guide covers the bulk of what you need to know at 60, and since you say you didn't look into stuff before now, it should help out quite a lot
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iws0GeBJv2fJLJOJX4TyywPy6f0x_eR5uHMC8EiyGLI/edit
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>>154110289
its the francophone spelling !!!!!!
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>>154110363
hahaha pretty accurate desu
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>>154109851
Reminder that Ippiki is better than world first because he progressed through most of Midas three times
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>>154110372
>>154110191
though* I do it through Steam
But I can't imagine it being any different for non-Steam with this sort of thing.
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>>154110108
That's what I'm wondering myself.
I don't think I'm reapplying dots and buffs to early, I'm using everything as it comes off cooldown.. I don't know why my DPS is so shit. Which is why I need a master monk player to be my sensei and tell me wtf I'm doing wrong.
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>>154110363
Post the ACTUAL soft house!
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>>154110363
Add pre-merge members and empty clouds, as they talk nothing and feel like aliens in their own house.
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>>154110439
>2 mil
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>>154110363
>no1 need expert
Heh
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>>154110372
Well that's a relief, that means my action bars are merely sleeping in my laptop.
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>>154110550
pre-members are in the dagobah side compartment crying, duh.
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>>154110439
kill yourself
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>>154110424
Thank you! I'm sure this will help me out a lot.
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>>154110618
You can transfer the hotbars and stuff from A to B by going into your documents > my games > FF folder, locating your characters folder (look for recent events or times) and you're supposed to copy only some but I just go ahead and copy them all and paste it into your other computer's folder for your character.
>>154110623
>no muffled "pizza pie, toss it high"
>no small flame/smoke signals and fishing rods sticking out of a window
Shitty side
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>>154110815
shit, you're right
feel free to add to it you're better at this than i am
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>>154110497
what are your melds and such
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>>154110497
Are you fucking up your auto attacks by turning away from the target when you need to move?
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>>154110952
>feel free to add to it you're better at this than i am
I haven't been in pure in years and I know this better than you do? Come on, anon.
{/comfort}
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How much does 40mil get me with Zettai?
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>>154108395
Stop posting.
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>>154108851
Macros can only deal with wait times in one second increments, and oGCD skills take 0.5 seconds of "cast time" and the actual GCD is 2.5 seconds. This means that any macro you'd use on combat with more than two skills of any kind in it is a loss of valuable time and completely fucking retarded.
As a rule of thumb, macros with 0 or 1 skills are fine, macros with 2 or more are not.
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>>154111037
not enough;~;
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>>154110363
>no squeaky scandinavian weeping
>no cowboy pompadour chinaman screaming get off my lawn
>no aesthetic sighing or wolf token buff throwback
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Deepest Lore
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Every single cooking ingredient is HQ, man gathering is fun. Too bad meals sell for literally nothing.
Would be nice if we got rewards for turning in excess meals to refugees or something.
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>>154111308
You're probably making ones that nobody uses if they aren't selling for much. Aside from high level raiding/crafting/gathering food people only use meals for the exp bonus while leveling, and you can get that just buying junk from an NPC vendor. If you're having fun then just keep doing it though
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>>154110996
Probably. I'll play around with the lock-on setting and see if it helps.
>>154111116
>Post about the game
>Buttstock damaged shortman tells me to stop posting
Well alright, if you insist..
:3
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>>154111563
hey kid wanna rub muscles together
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>>154111563
just hold rmb when you move and move with a and d
or q and e whatever you have binded
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>>154111648
I'd rather dock each other's p-p-p-p-penises :3c
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>>154111530
No I'm doing a class quest for CUL. You always make like 3 meals, and yeah like you said nobody uses them. So it'd be nice to have an alternative to sell them to.
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>>154111702
I'd probably dock Kiss.
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>>154111143
I've never had any speed issues with swiftcast raise
I press once for swiftcast, press twice to sc+raise
I average 20-50ping if that makes a difference. That's the only 2 skill macro I use
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>>154111754
same
Docking kiss is on my bucket list
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>>154111682
I use legacy controlsidk whyso mouse controls don't help much.
But holy fuck the auto lockon is awkward to use. I guess I might have to switch back to standard controls.
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New bread when..
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>>154112056
Bake it yourself you lazy twat.
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>>154112056
with more sluts and lewd this time.
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>>154112341
No, with more purity this time!
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>>154112390
with more kiss this time!
>>
how do i make a cute sun c@
they all look mean when i make them
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