/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Finally a /owg/ thread where I can rest without being woken up!

>>153860642
No, fuck you Genji

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>>153860796

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Mei is STILL the best girl.

>>153862262
PSSH, AHUGA

Is 2/2/2 for every gamemode or only like attack? KOTH, defense, attack, 2/2/2?

>>153862262

>ahuga

NORMIES

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>play as Mercy
>opposite team AOE ults
>resurrect your allies just before it
>just to get all of them insta killed again
>multiple times during the match

I am so sorry

>This thread has been pruned or deleted

Fuck you mods

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barcode vs lucidity was so fucking embarrassing holy shit
check out this pro genji
he gets juked so hard that he starts trying to attack his own team's mccree

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>>153862262
それは弱虫ものです

Tracer needs AT LEAST 175 health.

It's unacceptable that a good portion of my deaths is people randomly throwing projectiles around the map at head level and one shotting me.

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>new competitive mode
>payload maps rarely get finished
>endless who can get it the farthest dick slinging
>just end a payload map
>looked at my phone after it ended
>TFW i dont even know who won

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Hana a best.

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>mods taking down stupid fetish shit

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>the thread with ~80 posts is nuked
god damn, mods; sure, the fat/pregnant-posting is weird, but it's considerably less racy than a lot of OPs out there. never burn a thread with that much active discussion over a fetishistic-albeit-sfw OP

>>153862384
I've only gotten like 5 haircuts since I was 15(22 now) so I wouldn't know. Other people told me to do that though and my last cut I just pointed at a picture.

If you wanna have young S76's cut you gotta take your chances.

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I just found out that genji can't dash past junkrat's trap anymore
I've never felt so happy before

>>153860481
QTmaker edition

This should be a lesson to you fags. No more fetish images in the OP.

Even though I like to see pregnant women

>>153862618
SASUGA!

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This is a friendly service reminder that the only reason Widowmaker has a nice ass is because her spine is broken.

Thank you and remember to post meaningful content with your waifus.

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fuck you mods ;)

>>153862662
pretty sure they're banning the troll OPs
people keep creating threads hundreds of posts early with fetish shit, which is clearly against the rules

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>up 2-1 on koth
>tie at 2-2
>lose with 99 on the point to the enemie's 30 because my team rushes in alone when we all had our ults and they blew everything on pushing us back
>had 3 golds as mei

what more can i do

>>153860642
You now realize that Sparrow + Meditate results in a shitton of visual bugs, the most noticable being that his focken Dragonblade actually sticks out (clips) the sheath. What the fuck Blizzard?

>>153862708
I don't even play Junkrat anymore and I'm glad.

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Firefighter or Rescue?

P O L L T I M E!!

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Strawpoll has a new look too!

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I wonder how quickly we can reach the image limit

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>>153862662
Waifushitters are gonna ruin your general. Its already happening. Gameplay discussion is getting more and more ignored in favor of talking about who has the fattest ass.

Didn't Blizzard say draws would be rare?
Shit's been happening all the time for me.

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Post yfw その程度か

where did dr. Ziegler go

What did you guys place at in season 2?

I got 2446 for my placements. So close to platinum I can almost taste it.

>>153862631
Get fucked you slag, you deserve every random Hanzo arrow and Junkrat grenade that hits you

>>153862905
they also thought coin flips would be rare

Folks, I have a problem.

Rein is my main main, but I've been trying to expand into playing other characters lately. But every day I end up playing him anyway, because it's just so much fun.

> Protecting teammates from danger
> Squishing enemies that get to close
> Sniping shitters with the firebolt
> Hammer slamming entire enemy teams
> Depriving enemies of their ults

It's just SO MUCH FUN!
CATCH PHRASE!

>>153862841
Firefighter, I prefer darker colors.
Her other legendaries have a cooler gun though.

>>153862850
>Eichenwald

MODS ARE GODS

>>153862850
>No "I haven't really played it enough yet" option

>>153862469
My favorite comp for every map is Symmetra, Torbjörn, Widowmaker and 3 Hanzos. Replace 2 Hanzos with Genji and Junkrat if you have to.

>>153862864
its not gonna happen here, though. its already obvious widow has the mightest donk in the game

>>153862931
2060.

I don't deserve to be here.

>shit thread nuked

Thanks!

>>153862850
it's too god damn big with too many paths which is annoying as fuck.

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>Still no Lancer hero

Come on we got sword, hammer, and axe even a goddamn bow

>>153862631
Play a character that requires skill instead.

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>check ranks of people in comp
>people that ended up in 70 in S1 are supposed to carry shitters that didn't get pass 50
>not even new fucking reward

Yeah, fuck this shit.

So Blizzard just made the numbers bigger and didn't change any of the rank gain/loss issues people complained about, right?

>>153860481
pettanko is a disgusting fetish though.

>>153862931
2600 so already plat, feel like i should be in bronze since i played lucio entire placement and died pretty often.

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>>153862757
ありがとう

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>>153862850
>>Eichenwald.

>>153862961
so keep playing him

>>153862997
Play one of the following:
- Reaper
- Soldier 76
- Mei
- Roadhog
- Zarya

If you can't carry yourself out, you belong there.

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>its a "this team is doomed before we even get out of character select" match

IT
JUST
KEEPS
HAPPENING

>>153862970
Just play the brawl

>>153862961
I'm in the same boat you are.

I usually play S76 if I'm not playing Rein, just because S76 is such a natural complement to the Rein on my team while at the same time I still get to have some shooty fun for a change.

>>153862841
Firefighter.
Rescue is pay2lose, the bright af colors make people focus you which you don't want.

>>153863084
mother fucker I LOST points after winning last night. And it's not like I went 2-31. I had a pretty good game so idk wtf happened and i'm STILL pissed the fuck off about it. Did it glitch?

>>153862963
Who the fuck cares.

>>153862970
>brawl

>>153863014
True. Dirty Bomb had better maps.

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>be a main Tank player
>Zarya/Rheinhart beast mode all day
>get ranked 2350 from solo q
>be positive (mostly) and do proper call outs for the team to get into position
>only lose when we have a "pro" Genji/Defensive/no healer all dps squad
>last game see someone keep instalocking WM and bastion
>"hey guys I'm glad you like those characters but we need to win so I think it'd be best if you can swap to healers as we have 2 tanks 2 dps atm, thanks"
>BRO FUCK OFF! OKAY? WE ARE PLAYING WHAT WE WANT YOU FUCKING NOOB! PLAY YOUR OWN GAME!
>"listen we just want to win like you and a proper team needs healers, If you can adapt you will get to diamond in no time I swear"
>I FUCKED YOU MOM FAGGOT HOW ABOUT THAT? FUCKING HATE TOXIC FAGGOTS THINK THEY CAN RULE OVER OUR GAME. GET OFF THE FUCKING MIC CUNT YOU ARE A SHIT TANK ANYWAYS BET YOU AREN'T GOLD IN SHIT. KILL YOURSELF"
>go 45-9 as rheinhart
>they cost us the round
>get POTG
>get card
>they don't
>mfw typical day in solo hell


Pls /owg/ guys, I'm an awesome tank I'm close to platinum. Anyone have a discord I can join you diamond/Plat guys on so I can get away from this ELO hell? Pls respond

>>153862841
This image is some high quality autism.

Competitive will never be serious as long as Hanamura and Anubis are in the rotation.

>>153863224
>>153854828
bump

>>153862613
>Based mods
FTFY

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>have autism
>can't stand loud noises and people being mad at me
>try comp for the first time today
>some British slut screams at everyone and calls everyone shitters
>have a full-on meltdown
>still can't stop crying and shaking
>feel like Overwatch is ruined for me

I fucking hate this, /owg/. I didn't choose to be like this.

>Anubis
>Attacking team captures point A
>DEFEAT! game just ends there

Sasuga Blizzard, at least this was only quick play

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET IN THE RED TEAM

>>153863324
Would play with you, but I'm on PS4

Reddit probably has something like that

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>QP team goes with some meme team comp
>still win

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>>153863470
>have autism
here use this

>>153863159
>no Tracer

Is Tracer bad in plat or higher?

>"Unpick Genji so that I can play Genji or I will afk in spawn!"

/owg do you give in to the terrorist demands?

>>153863470
Play a good game with a good community instead.

>2 Comp games left
>Playing like shit most games with fucking retarded teammates
>1-2-5 so far
>3 good 5 bad
Bronze here I come!

>>153863324
>maining a bro tank and making proper calls

I'd invite you any day desu senpai

>>153863510
not him but im on ps4 and need a teammate. im plat but still pretty green - just got it a few weeks ago

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>>153863595
I'm legitimately contemplating suicide. I somehow got into a prestigious medical school but fuck knows how I'll work as a doctor if a fucking game destroys me.

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>>153863615
>laugh and rape the enemies

>>153863615
First off, I wouldn't be caught dead playing Gengi.

Second, only if they are a higher rank than me. If not they can fuck off.

>>153863470
>cant stand people being mad at me"
Is this an autism thing? Or a you thing?

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>>153863526
>my team is 5 Meis
>enemy players leave constantly throughout the match because they are fucking sick of dealing with our shit

I had fun!

>>153863743
do it, make sure you ask to be cremated in your suicide note so your family doesn't have to pay for your stupid funeral

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>Two of my six placement games were losses caused by abandoners
>we were winning one of them
THIS GAME IS SO SHIT
HOW DID THEY MAKE AN ABANDON SYSTEM WORSE THAN TF2

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>>153862710
>>153860481
>that qt smug face
>those voicelines
>those hitscan headshots
>nice ass
I love the Smugberrry.

>>153863743
dont do it anon i love you

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>>153863894
Autism thing

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Mei players have no souls

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>rekt a genji main on KotH
>get a friend invite

What?

I got placed at 2697, I was 63 last time

Is this good?

>>153863741
Haven't even done my placement matches tbqh, been waiting for my faggot friends

>>153863743
>make it through medical school
>become trauma surgeon
>patient is lying on the table, bleeding to death
>you're not helping him fast enough
>nurses and assistants start screaming at you to something or he's GONNA DIE!!
>nurse drops scalpel with a loud CLANG
>triggered
>you take the scalpel and stab yourself

sounds fun

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>>153862613
Don't start these threads with fetish pictures

>>153864078
i was 56 and i got placed at 2900

stop picking roadhog as the first tank pick

>>153864020
Just like Mei!

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Seriously though why doesn't this game use DotA 2's abandon system?

For each player that would leave your game your lost ranking would be decreased by 20%. Groups that queue together will all receive abandons if one of them leaves.

>>153863402
>Always heal from a distance so you don't get killed from stray bullets and explosions
>Use damage boost
>Drop healing completely if your teammate is using his ult so you could damage boost him, heal him when he's hp is lower than 75%
>Never use ult on less than 3 people use it on less than 3 people when contesting the objective
>If you have to use your pistol it means your team is shit and you don't be surprised if you lose
>Communicate, tell your team if you're being raped in the ass

>>153864110
Prepare for a months worth of (you)s.

>>153864020
Mei players have no skill!

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>>153864013
Thanks anon I love you too

>>153864098
>nurses and assistants are all mundane as shit
>nobody cares about this bloke with internal bleeding
>you look around at everyone and then peek inside the dying mans chest
>you say "im on lunch" and walk out


ez

>>153864110
>Dominate
>D.Va
>Every day for the rest of your life

Kay.

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>>153863185
>Get into game on attack
>someone picks Genji
okay then
>someone picks Hanzo
uh, g-guys? what are yo-?
>someone picks widow
FFFYYYGHHHAHHHRHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Reminder that Elo Hell doesn't exist and 95% of games are winnable if you play well. The 5% are AFK's, trolls, or actually bad team mates.

>>153864050
he wanted to block/report/harass-whisper you but misclicked

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>>153864110
>>153864223

fuck widowmaker every day for the rest of your life

>>153864173
Penalties should just be way more severe if you're a consistent offender. No reason to be leaving games if you're playing a ranked match.

>>153864173
Because this game is shit. You fell for the Blizzard meme.

>>153863743
Don't off yourself, but maybe consider a different profession if you can't handle pressure.

That being said, most doctors feel almost no pressure at all. The dramatic life saving surgeries and last minute calls only really happen to a select few. Just make it as a psychiatrist or something and you'll do just fine.

>>153863185
>get team of Symmetra, Mei, Zen, Rein, Lucio, and Zarya on Hollywood attack
>it works somehow and we stomp the enemy team

>>153863743
Dude just find a good therapist. Don't let your autism emotions destroy your potential.

>>153864374
dude i had to take out the trash

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私はコーヒーを飲まないであろう。常にゆで汚れのような味

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>pick genji
>まだまだまだまだまだまだまだまだまだまだ

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any ps4shitters wanna group up? trying to work my way out of platinum; i can play more than one character :^)

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If you're reading this, I love you.

>>153863805
I didn't understand any of that comic.

>>153864440
What, because it was on fire? That shouldn't happen multiple times, so you should be fine.

>>153864427
nah man fuck that guy, let him use that revolver i gave him

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>>153864334
I bet you're the kind of shitter who says "git gud" too.

Reminder that the only way you'll climb the ranks in any team based game is to stack.

>>153864501
無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄

>>153864173
Because Blizzard has said that they're afraid of people pressuring others to leave so the rest of the team doesn't take a massive penalty.

Which is a bullshit reason, but unless this is your first Blizzard game you expect bullshit reasons.

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>Blizzard will never fix Pharah

>>153863615
I've never seen anyone be this much of a faggot about it but yeah I'm just okay at Genji and will switch when Seagull wannabes ask me for him

>>153861695
Glad to hear it's not just me, thought I got screwed being placed in the 2800s when I was almost 70 last season.

Probably pretty hard to get diamond after placement matches though

how do you deal with tilt?

went from 3400 to 3150 today, it was one endless streak of people who give up after dying once, no close games either.

>>153864334
if you don't play alone yes.
Alone you can win 60% of your game, you can't carry more than 3 retards even against 6 retards
It's even worse in overwatch because in a game like dota, you can be good at farming and carry your team piss easy
in cs you could kill 5 if the other team can't hit you because they can't spread or run while shooting
in overwatch you don't have this kind of shit, the game make even the most retarded dude capable of killing the guy ranked 1

>>153863743
do it fagt

>>153864493
Most of my fun outside of comp these days is finding nice places to sit as Genji.

I'm slowly building up a catalog wide enough that even if someone has taken my favorite seat, I have a back up available.

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>tfw Sombra on Tuesday

>>153864110
>Forcefed shit by
>Cinematic Trailer Kid
>Every day for the rest of your life

O-okay

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>>153864110
>fuck pharah and then murder them
>kill the love of my life

more like fake our deaths and move somewhere secluded and raise gorgeous mixed children

Does anyone have that drawing of mariachi reaper serenading a mercy who is swooning from her balcony? Image Google has failed me

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>>153863868
I actually fucking spent time out of my day on this.

I fucking hate you and this stupid game.

>>153864774
never ever

>>153864821
Does your last name really start with an X? R u asian?

>>153864742
What are the comfiest places you've found? I like the bench in front of the first choke on Eichenwalde and the green chairs in the Hollywood attack spawn.

so did all the crusaders die at eichenwalde or only the good ones

does that explain why reinhart is so shit

>our mercy has tunnelvision and doesn't respond to i need healing
>gets upset that we are not protecting her because we are too busy looking for medkits

>>153864658
she's OP as fuck on console. You can't hate that bitch

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>>153864110
d.va fucks me in the ass and then i get aids.

b-but i'm not a lucio main.

>>153864742
Oh god I just read this back and I realized just how autistic I am.

Why is Souls Consumed even a commendation.

>>153865072
No she's not.
I fuck her up with Genji and 76.

>>153865136
Because children play this game.

>>153864493

アウ、リーアリー?

ザッティザシェイムッ

ハウエヴァー、アイウッドタイクサムモアカウフィー

>>153865072
so do a pc-only patch, like how Torb got a console-only patch

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this seems like complete horseshit cause i come across players in my games that are fucking awful sometimes. im not even that good

jesus fucking christ how can a game with such massive playerbase and ads have such a fucking shitty ranked system
even pokemon showdown has better lader points

>>153864006
I love QTmaker for getting me into a fun game.

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>tfw got dragged down to the 1900s by shitters and leavers

end me now

>>153865240
explain

>>153865195
あれやめてください

What map/hero are you've absolutely cracked with?
I seem to be absolute god-tier Route 66 with Winston, but not really gamebreaking on any other map with him

>>153865015
The bench right in front of the choke is nice. There's another bench just down the street from that one right by the cliff. That ones a bit more secluded, and it has a view.

Any chairs are nice really. The attacking spawn on Numbani, the Diner, and what not. It's places without chairs available, or breakable chairs, where you have to be creative.

Like in the Eichenwald attack spawn, everyone smashes the benches. So, instead you can sit on top of the broken down Bastion in the center of the room, and it's pretty reminiscent of that scene with Genji meditating on top of the broken down Omnic. Otherwise, the rafters are a nice spot to chill out.

>>153862550
>potg is Mercy ulting everyone to get instakilled again

Such is life in patch 1.3.0 Overwatch.

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you did this......

>>153865208
There nothing atrociously wrong with that.

Wouldn't be surprised if he was around 2300-2500

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Shit.

I'm never making it another 5, am I?

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>>153864742
>I'm slowly building up a catalog wide enough that even if someone has taken my favorite seat, I have a back up available.

kek my sides

>>153865517
that's very obviously tongue-in-cheek, anon

try dropping a "nothin personnel kid" when you get a reaper POTG; never fails to garner giggles

>>153865550
>he

what?

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5 loses in a row, I've lost 200 points.

In three of the games I was playing out of my mind but everytime I looked at the top right corner I only saw red killings.

End me now, Im going for one last game.

>>153865409
>あれやめてください

Are you just throwing shit in google translate, or a Japanese 101 student

>>153865517
I love it

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Love...

>>153865357
stomping someone gives you few points
getting stomped loses you less points
having a close clutch match gives the winner tons of points and loses the loser a lot of points
draw won't alter point at all
leaving will fuck your ladder permanently and climbing will be way harder

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>Doing placement match
>On Defense in Dorado
>Enemy team pushes Payload over the first checkpoint in OT
>Hold them at the gate
>They push the Payload almost ALL THE WAY from A to B in Overtime
>They roll through to C
>We get A but cant get B
>Get after than they they did before they went into OT
>Lose after them needing OT twice

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Its fucking RETARDED that the enemy team gets OT twice. If you use OT you SHOULD NOT get another OT period that round

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LAST CALL

PS4 PLAYER NEEDS A TEAMMATE FOR THE AFTERNOON

LAST CALL

>>153865664
Ok "they". Not like it matters

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>On your way to do anon things, you have to pass by the gym everyday
>You have your current body
>Pharah walks up to you
>Smiles and waves at you
>Dress up like in the pic
>"Oh hey anon, you've been here a while and we haven't hung out all, I never see you at the gym"
>You notice soldier taking a peak at Pharah, he's about to hit the weights too
> "I hope you don't mind, I try not to wear too much clothing, it gets in the way of movement for me"
>Genji runs by as he's doing laps around the gym to loosen up the cybernetic joints and muscles as Mercy ordered
>He fistbumps Pharah as he runs , notices you and nods head because he's cool like that
>"Today, is leg day for me! I got to stretch out my hammies, which I'll need you for since I'm really tight today!"
>You Mcree coming behind Pharah shirtless oh fuck he has a sweet six pack, stares at Pharahs ass for a while unnoticed before saying hi to her
>"Leg day?"
>"You know it!"
>"If you need any help with spotting or stretching, let me know, I got you"
>Mcree goes into the gym
>See Zarya working on her biceps, she totally wants to eat out Pharah
>You hear a mighty roar from reinhardt as he finished squats, he passed his max AGAIN
> "I admire him for still squatting despite his age, don't you anon?"
>Says in a playful tone "Anyways, you can stretch me out and we can work on legs, i'll work you out so good you'll be sore tomorrow!"
>Mcree walks out pretending he forgot something, he stares at Pharah again
>"So, what do you say anon? Afterwards we can get protein shakes and smoothies, just you and me!"
>"I'll wait for you here if you decide to join me!"


What do you do anon?

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>[Teammate] switched from Lucio to Zenyatta
>The only support
>On the last point
>On defense

Why.

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>>153865792
... can bloom on the battlefield

>>153865556
>lose because of permanent hanzo at 2499

Anyone wanna carry me out of this hell? I'm platinum but I'm tired of being stuck with golds

Jackytheman#2143

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how do we fix memerodent?

>>153865750
I'm just not used to typing 日本語 in general.
Now I think about that does sound stupid in hindsight

>>153866071
I waited for 3 minutes and that's the best you can do?
sad

>>153865885
give her my cummies

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>>153863743
Maybe you'll find some older man to complete you :3 don't end yourself just yet

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Gotta love the salt all those new Mei's are producing when you eat their ulti. Or even if you don't, you just need to babysit your frozen Mercy with matrix as the stupid Mei's wondering why aren't her icicles working. Ameizing,

>>153865885
Take creepshots of her while she's squatting and help her stretch her legs out.
Go home and fap to the pictures and then be too much of a coward to go out for smoothies with her.

Mccree would have beat me up anyways, motherfucker.

>>153865990
His DPS arent cutting it. And if he is the only support alone the skill level isnt really a thing

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Why is there still a sudden death on payload maps? Why isn't it just the team that completed it fastest or got it furthest wins? Shit is driving me up the walls. Stomp through their defenses. They sluggishly makes it to our last point, and manages to sneak it in during overtime.

Holl up! Team throws in the sudden death after that.

>>153863324
Pls respond with an invite if your Plat or diamond. I can't stand the solo hell anymore and will tank like a pro for you

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>>153866135
>that persons arm that flies off and lands in the bottom right corner of the screen

HELP

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>>153865885
I ask why my daughter, Fareeha, is dressed like a gym whore.

>>153866135
up projectile speed, remove post-bounce contact trigger for explosions, lower damage on concussive charge

>>153865990
Isn't it obvious. His dps isn't doing their job you shitter.

>>153866286
it's an obvious fake, anon. looks like the shit those "MAKE CINEMATIC ACTION SCENES" apps shit out

>>153866292
Go back to sleep, granny

>>153866135
>ult always does 600 damage, no splash decrease
>maybe lower concussion mine cooldown 1 or 2 seconds

Is it just me or is Mei still shit?

>>153866135
Make his reload take longer, make his projectiles faster.

Rip Tire if destroyed detonates instantly for half damage. This goes for the entire animation: if you shoot a Rat's tire before he finishes sending it out, it'll kill him.

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>>153866223
That's... not something I had realised I needed.

>>153866328
Literally just had this match dude. We had them choked at the last point when the team got their shit together. We were holding them off for a good while until Dumbass McEinstein decides "You guys don't need consistent healing, lemme switch."

Guess the outcome of that match.

>>153866135
Instead of his ult spawning a rip tire it should spawn a 1968 Dodge Dart filled with explosives and have 1500 health that your teammates can ride in and shoot out the windows and explodes for 2000 damage.

I think it may make Junkrat viable.

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Who else /bought day one and still less than level 100/ here?

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>>153866135
* Concussion Mine increases in damage over time while out.
* Steel Trap silences abilities while they are rooted.
* Rip-Tire can be affected by ally and enemy abilities.

>>153866467
She's good, especially her Ult.
Charges fast as fuck and has a huge range

>>153862262
PSSSHHH AGUGA

>>153866525
I bought it two weeks agp and I'm still only a lvl 18 shithead.
At this rate I dunno if all these losing streaks I get is me being bad, or my team being bad.
probably both

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>>153866132
Anyone?

Please play with me

>>153866271
I love sudden death when i'm on attack and absolutely hate it on defense

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>>153864414
>An autistic psychiatrist

>>153866154
How would you have done it anon-sama?

>>153865990
You don't play support do you. Maybe you should have switched to Lucio since you weren't killing anything (unless you were a tank, then you can talk shit to the other DPS that aren't doing anything).


Also Zen is fine on last point, Lucio is better on first point because he can survive much longer and bring back the team. Zen on last point can help you land a quick kill with discord and can turn the tide of a fight because their run back is much longer

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>>153865885
Tell her its arm day for me, we have to combine workouts

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>>153866584
>nanoboosted riptire

>>153865008
asian people dont exist anon

>>153866519
> guess the outcome of the match

Seeing as you only had 1 support id say you lost

>>153866648
Your level is mostly play time, some skill things like winning and getting gold metals give you exp but 80% of it is just play time.

>>153866271
it's a time bank system; if you have leftover time once you've ended the match, you get that long to score another payload

i had a draw in my placements where there were four successful payload pushes in a row

it's not sudden death; there's no coinflip involved

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>>153866743
damn i needed that laugh

thank you

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Post spray combinations

>>153866776
>You don't play support do you.

lmao my main pick is Zenyatta you sperg

Read: >>153866519

We could've won, I was destroying the enemy's tanks, but for some ODD REASON our teammates kept dying. Golly gee I wonder why.

>>153863206
>>153863292
Just because we can doesn't mean we have played it enough.

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Nipple-boost administered, get in there!

>>153866648
It's probably a combination of you and your team being bad.

It's expected at your level for the most part but most of your games are going to be decided on who was slightly less terrible

>>153867039
Shhhh...

Nipple-Mod is sleeping.

>>153866958
But the time bank should be enough. You have more time left on the clock hence that team did the best job attacking. End of story

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>>153867067
That's... reassuring

>>153864176
When I usually die is from flanking enemies, usually Reaper, I can't deal with Reaper in general. For some reason I can deal with non-ulti Genji sometimes.

I use pistol when its needed, not like a DPS but as a Support burst like I think its as intended.

This game totally needs a "enemy here!" emote/ping, sometimes I try to emote that instinctively and always realise that shit doesn't exist.

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>>153862432
this is a true statement

Is there a duo queue setup that you can carry with even if you're both only okay, or do you just need to be good to rank up and that's that?

>>153867007
> my main pick is Zen

And yet you don't play him when your team only has one support.

Zen + discord will provide more team damage than locking a 3rd dps

just fininshed my placement matches, went 7-3. got 2790. i have no idea what that means - am I a complete shitter, decent or a reincarnation of seagull?

>would like to play ana
>cant headshot
guess ill stick with zen

>>153867225
Zarya and Genji

>>153867007
Well I had a game last night where our Lucio, being our only support, swapped to Mei halfway through and then back to Lucio just as the enemy is about to win.
At the very least you still had a Zen.

>>153867245
>And yet you don't play him when your team only has one support.

Cause I was the only defense hero who was defending. Or else I would've gladly switched.

>>153865990
>The only support
You don't get to complain.

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Well im going to kill myself

Im done solo queuing, my soul just cant take it. Theres only so many games I can get BTFO in while the 3 snipers on my team argue over who has most elims

>Got 3 FUCKING GAMES WHERE SOMEONE PURPOSELY DIDNT LEAVE START TO TROLL
>Got at least 1 gold medal (Usually 2-3) as Zenyatta every game
>Average On Fire Time: 3mins

>went from 2200 to 2600 today in like 5 straight wins

just a heads up, if you're on NA servers then the time to get carried is sunday mornings

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>none of the cute sprays are cute

bravo blizzard

>>153867250
that's the other way around idiot

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>Reinhardt will never wake you up in the morning

Soldier 76 is easily the most underrated hero in the game.

>sick damage output
>self healing
>can run fast
>great ult that can wipe teams if used in combination with others

>>153863018
>Reaper doesn't have a scythe he can use

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>>153867470
But I'm NA and went from 2500 to 2300 this morning...

>>153863743
Remember that you can always teach after becoming a doctor.

>>153867250
>Can't headshot with Ana
So?

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>>153867470
>3 wins in row
>not even 30 points from each

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B.Va or Taegeukgi?

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>>153867454
>got placed in silver

>>153867524
Mccree is better and he can cancel ults

>>153865409

ドゥー ユー プレフェア グウィーンティー?

>Nepal
>lose 0-3
>Ilios
>lose 0-3
When the fuck did everyone get so shit at koth?

All people have to do is sit your ass on the point, stop running for health packs because Lucio is going to contest and heal you forever.

Doesn't help that my retards keep leaving the match whenever we show a slight twinge of life when we cap the point.

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Anyone up for rating push? Support player here, >2300

Labradford#1362

Wanna keep the party max 3 people.

>>153867695
Taegeukgi

B.va has a shit hairstyle

>>153867695
Taeguekgi

>>153867695
대한민국

>>153867739
Mccree can't heal now can he

>>153867454
I had a premade of 4 alt f4 on gilbraltar defense. I had the stupid message to not leave the game or I would be punished. Then it was our turn to attack. 2v6 me and some mercy and the other team asking what was going on for 2v6. They even started emoting with us and shit.

It was placements, its like I was getting cursed by some deity.

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>>153867695

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>nanoboost a Reinhardt
>he gets a triple kill and finds Symmetra's teleporter room
>turns around
>I have to clear it

>>153867739
He cannot since last patch, or you can but it's reset to 0 anyway so it's useless

>>153867834
You ideally would have 2 supports doing that for you

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>your actions mean nothing
>across 10 games
It's a complicated feel to be the guaranteed loss machine.

Blizzard really shouldn't allow ranked players to play with those needing the first ten games. Sure is fun being dominated by high rank faggots while your team consists of Hanzos and Bastions on attack.

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>>153864006
This. Bought the game for Mercy, stayed for the Waifumaker.

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>>153867454
Seriously I couldn't imagine being less than 40(in old ranking) with this. I got a card every match but one, and I fucking played each character like I was supposed to.

FUCKING SERIOUSLY, FUCK FUCK FUCK. I don't want to be this shit at this game. I enjoy it immensely, but knowing now that I have to play with these fucking assholes makes me sad.

Im literally depressed now because of my rankings. Fuck man

I've lost 11 games today

I've only won 2

I'm positive these gold players are the worst of the worst

Every game one of our tanks and dps run off away from the point because they insist on trying to flank long despite the fact that we already own the objective

I rock out 15k per game as lucio and I still can't carry these fucks

It's hopeless

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>>153867779
>B.va has a shit hairstyle

>>153867964
I mean it as he can stun someone ulting to cancel their ult. shoulda worded that better

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>>153865990

>>153867454
jesus fucking christ man... I placed 2185 and felt like shit I can't even imagine. I got myself up to 2268 though. Praying to get to 2500 soon.

>>153867757
はい、お願いします

>>153868105
Ah sorry I thought you were speaking about his own ult. Nevermind

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>hanamura
>kill 2 enemies on the door
>team stays behind rein and no one attacks
>they simply wait until the enemies come back
it's like people actually are trying to lose

>>153868206
Why the fuck are gifs still allowed to be posted when webm's exist?

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>disable shitton of ulties
>team probably isn't even aware about half of those, like about that Tracer trying to ulti our supports
>protect allies from chains, stuns, sleep and other shit
>end up with gold and silver medals
>team still bitches at you for picking D.Va

I'm sorry. ;_;

>>153867770
Lad you on NA east?

Add me jackytheman#2143

>>153867210
mei's punch is the 2nd cutest thing after zen's laugh

I hope you learned your lesson.

>>153868214
Bruh, I started at 2500 and got dragged down to 2000.

It's something about the first week of competitive that brings out the worst players

This is coming from someone who dragged himself up from 39 to 56

The people I get paired with are truly the worst

>>153868430
>tfw punching reinhardts in the face to finish them off

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>Still doing placement matches
>Anubis defense
>Decide to be Widowmaker since I do usually good here on the first point with her
>Actually do pretty fucking bad and miss 2/3 of my shots
>Still useful because the enemy is too much of a pussy to push because they're afraid of getting hit by me

Went better than expected.

>>153868062
>2 hours
well that's why you idiot. You've barely played. You can't expect to just pick up a game and be elite. Entitled fuck. Play more. You'll get better.

>>153868494
Nigga that means I played 2hrs of Competitive S2 (I have 100hrs played total)

>>153868245

ンデ、ロボット サン ネ

ドウ ノミカタ ガ スル ノ

クチ モ ナイ ワケ ジャ

>>153868494
That's just his S2 stats

>>153868490
>Hanamura defense
>Play WM
>see enemy Ana who thinks she's an actual sniper
>headshot her everytime I see her stupid face

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What do you think of this screenshot

>>153868398
Good D.vas are a god send, but then you got those who try to do damage from across the map

>>153868642
it would be nice but
>Ifrit

>>153868642
That it'd be better with Zen default skin.
Otherwise pretty fucking tranquil.

are there some word filters in the game now or what the shit?

>>153868642
>terrorist zenyatta skin
I hate both those skins. I lvoe Zenyatta but he has shit skins. Bird or terrorist, take your pick.

>>153868461
I had four amazing placement games with good players and did really well as D.va and Mercy. Luck didn't last and afterwards it was three games straight of Hanzo/Bastion filled teams without good healers. Worst part is having to face gloating ranked players that grouped up with players without placement. Truly Swedish players are the gayest in Overwatch.

>>153863324
I only solo q as my friends are shit and I'm a tank/support main

Placed 2880. I don't know what to say

>>153867505
she literally cannot crit

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Im pretty happy with this result.

>>153868773
>le terrorist

Djinyatta best skin

how many matches can you play before you get mad and start playing like shit?
1 for me.

seriously who the fuck thought the mei buff was a good idea?

'yea lets give her an ult range larger than most points on the map'

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>>153868642
>try to kneel somewhere as Reinhardt
>get 3 people flocking around me to stare at my hammer or to push me off the edge I knelled on

>>153868921
My second loss is when things go downhill into retardation

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>loss
>loss
>loss
>loss
>loss

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>>153868808
>Zenyatta has shit skins
No.

>>153868921
3, I just fuck off to Rocket League then come back a bit later

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>>153868696
>>153868723
>>153868808
Sorry, took the screenshot while queueing with friends so I had the skin on. Remade it with default.

Why is genji so T H I C C

>>153868430
>zen's laugh
Mei's laugh is also cute
but zen's is the best laugh, it sounds like he really is tickled

/owg/, am I correct in my current analysis? Please feel free to add more or correct any errors:

Mercy is the Sona of Overwatch.
Widowmaker is the Katarina of Overwatch.
D.Va = Lux
Tracer = Tristana
Zarya = Illaoi
Pharah = Fiora
Symmetra = Karma
Ana = Leona
Mei = Trundle

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>mfw Tracer can blink while sitting

>>153868808
>>153868808

+1

i love zenyatta but I only rock ascendant or default because of this

I know i'm a pussy for this but it makes me so fucking mad when i'm clearly not fucking trying to fight you or anything and the mother fucker chases me down just to kill me. I'm not on the payload. I'm not on the point. I'm not fucking bothering you so leave me the fuck alone. If I start going towards the point and see oh they got it fuck it i'll just go back to the 2nd point because no way we can stop them then someone chases me down just to kill me you're just an asshole. Leave me alone i'm not bothering you asshole. Keep the point. I'm not trying to fight you so don't come after me.

>>153868921
After two losses I'll be mildly discouraged, 3 losses and I become completely retarded

>>153869140
Reddit

>>153868206
Yes please.

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>>153869115
>X is the <random shit name from some shit anime probably> of overwatch

>eichenwalde
>doing the best i've ever done on ana, gold in elims silver in healing
>clear point A
>enemy ana starts ulting their mei

nerf can't come fast enough

>>153869027
he does.
>different color pants
>terrorist
>bird

that's it.

>>153869115
wtf are you even talking about? Personality-wise?? Ability-wise?? Design-wise??

>>153869087
Breddy gud