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Hope everyone's day is going well while I appreciate Hanabi!
hello
A new thread! QUICK! POST YOUR SENRAN!
>>153860628
I already did.
>>153860628
I did though
I want to ride on top of a giant Mirai!
>>153860060
If spilled ninja blood summons yoma, why doesn't every shinobi just stop fighting?
I'm bored today.
BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH
>>153860628
YOUR SENRAN!
I love you Horo!
>>153860765
Shin's said to be the source of all natural disasters, so even if they aren't drawing youma out to try and draw out Shin it's still doing damage
And Daidouji has sworn herself to one day punch it, so you'd need to get her to stop
I'm stuck in SK2. How are you supposed to win with Yagyu?
>Likes to grope others
>Hates being touched
Is Katsuragi literally the DEEPEST, most COMPLEX, and most NUANCED character in the entire Senran Kagura series?
Name one character with deeper characterization than KatsuragiYou can't
>>153861105
Git gud
>>153860949
So the Senrans' ultimate goal is to destroy bad weather once and for all!
I want to play tit ninjas on the vita. Never played any of them. Should I start with shinovi versus, I assume that's the first game on the vita right? or can I jump into estival versus, that's the latest one right?
>>153861284
Start with SV, EV assumes you played it
>>153861105
Use Specials often
>>153861284
Start with Shinovi.
>>153860949
>>153861194
Why don't the Shinobi just develop a good disaster planning program instead of fighting Yoma?
>>153861357
>>153861403
There's an overarching story then? Alright, I'll start with SV, thanks.
>>153859668
She has not, as far as I am aware.
>>153861485
>>153861485
I don't know, Elijah.
Haruka sitting between her Anon's legs apparently for no reason.
Would you still love your Senran even if she turned into a baby?
>>153861534
It's more that SV introduces stuff that's important to what's going on in EV, mostly some of their backstories. SV itself is just four loose stories, one per school, with EV ambiguously following after
>>153860765
Despite the yoma government agencies and private groups still rely on ninjas for assignments. Their bloodshed is inevitable.
>>153861485
Because that means interacting with civilians to keep them safe. Being a shinobi is a super secret duty.
>>153861951
That is too mean!
>>153861951
There are 4 kinds of love. Which one are we talking about?
>>153862097
Yagyuu is a mean squid unless you're Hibari.
>>153862139
Any and all.
>>153862390
I can't love my Senran as I love my parents. No incest stuff here.
I need your rarest Mirais
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5540268
Time to tale Kat to the sexual health clinic for tests!
>>153862646
>>153862646
I will give you some of my ultra rare exclusive Mirai's. Use them wisely.
>>153862646
>>153862981
Neat! Thanks!
>>153862732
Ewww...
>>153861284
If you're gonna play SV just play the PC version, it has all the DLC.
>>153862646
Just Mirai my thread up, senpai
The cutestest!
I LOATHE EVERY MEMBER OF THE FAIRER SEX!
>>153863550
Why?
NO CATS ARE ALLOWED BELOW THIS LINE
PLEASE REMOVE ALL FELINES FROM THE PREMISES
______________________________________
>>153863707
Understood!
Which Senran would you drink champagne with the day the God Emperor ascends the throne in November?
>>153863707
Since when did cats listen to the rules
>>153863983No._____
Which two senrans would make the cutest babies?
>>153863707
You can't tell me what to do!
>>153864165
Hibari and Minori?
in b4 Kafuru
>>153863983
I'd rather drink my own piss.
>>153864165
Murasame and Yomi
>>153863812
The cat will be gone soon.
>>153864263
I said cutest, not dumbest
>>153864325
Mirai can bust out of that snake from the inside!
>>153864517
What is this look trying to convey?
>>153864587
But that would hurt Hikage, and Mirai would never hurt her friend, even if it means getting digested.
>>153864757
What a good friend
>>153864757
Oh, I guess that's true. Oh well.
Hello /skg/ I'm awake and beat the final boss of #FE. Overall, the game isokay
>>153864276
Jeeze Anon, at least drink your Senran's piss.
>>153865496
No, I need to make a statement.
What kind of senran spinoff game would you like to see, possibly based around a particular character and their shtick?
I want a fantasy RPG with Murasaki as the protagonist
>>153865910
Action-adventure starring Fuga
>>153865796
How can you hate the man who's going to make Senrans real?
>>153863707
>>153865910
Action platformer with Hikage
>>153866314
I can.
>>153866371
Scary evil cat!
>see this
What do?
>>153866664
>>153866706
Insert
>>153866706
Leave.
bean farts
Which senran looks the best in cat ears, a frilly black dress, an eyepatch, and an umbrella?
>>153866706
Mating press.
>>153866923
Renka
>>153865910
SRPG featuring new waves
Defeat and recruit every school to form a united front to turn the tide against the invading yoma
Throw in support convos for good measure
>>153866923
Ikaruga.
>>153866706
Run.
>>153866923
All of them.
>>153865910
I want the boob groping stealth game with playable Kat and Hanzo
>>153866923
>>153867114
Look, it's funny and playful when Kat does it, but it's just creepy when Hanzou does it!
>>153867114
Now that would be great. If I can't get Agent, it's the next best thing.
>>153867286
He's a cool guy and probably doesn't have that much longer
Let him grope out his sunset years
>>153867286
Why does this elder look so adorable!?
>>153867641
Don't be fooled by his fluffy mustache and gentle expression! That is the face of a depraved pervert who peeks on his granddaughter in hot springs!
>>153867286
If that's the problem, have Hanzo act as mission control?
>>153867896
and watches his granddaughter do stunts like "speed ice cream eating"
I mean, I don't mind his perversion. I don't even mind him groping all of Gessen's tiddies, I mean, I want to grope their tiddies too. I want to watch Asuka do lewd things too.. but I'm not her grandfather!
>>153868219
Maybe you'd feel different if you were her grandfather.
>>153868219
That was a pretty great scene
>>153868427
I draw the line at blood relations.
>>153868219
He's aware that his universe is a game meant for entertainment
Rather than rebel against his fate, he's just trying to give the audience a good time
>>153868219
So then it's fine if it's just with the other Hanzou girls, right? Sayuri will never find out.
>>153868851
Hanzo is so cool.
>>153868851
That's it! Next coloring is titled "divorce be like"!
>>153868992
They won't get divorced. Sayuri's always fucking Asuka's boyfriends so it's cool.
>>153869047
Homura's butt! Cute!
I like how she always wears panties narrower than her tanlines to show them off
>>153866706
BREED!
TIME TO MAKE KIDS!
>>153868563
I don't
In fact that would be pretty hot
>>153869302
>wanting tard babies
>>153869148
How does Homu maintain her tanlines if she's always showing them off?
>>153869175
Anon no
Stop
You don't know how deep that rabbit hole goes
>>153869419
The time she spends training in the outfit to give her tanlines outweighs the time she spends out of it
>>153868992
Color this!
>>153869386
Hey, at least that won't happen until like maybe, the 3rd child.
>>153869438
MAKE KIDS!
MAKE KIDS!
What could go wrong? I'll introduce her to my parents and I'm sure one would be good for a while! We'll use condoms after the first kid, it's okay!
>>153869642
Yozakura doesn't like condoms. She won't allow them.
>>153869386
First generation incest doesn't much of any significant chance of deformities. You'd have higher chances by getting a cold during pregnancy.
And that's only if you actually have children
>>153868992
Did you color the Jasmine from Nyx? I missed it if you did.
>>153869531
Why isn't Murasaki as pale as Naraku even though they both spent most of their lives alone in a dark room?
>>153869574
Remove the bikini while you're at it
You know just for laughs haha, i'm not actually attracted to little kagura I just thought it'd be a funny thought haha no swimsuit
>>153869691
I talked to her just now and she's okay with it! She also said she wants to go to a hobby shop to pick up a sewing kit.
I love how domestic Yo is sometimes.
>>153869726
Not finished yet. That's why the next coloring (Sayuri) (yeah, I'll call her Sayuri) will be called "divorce be like".
>>153869574
>lolicon
Anon.
Who is the least memorable who wave, /skg/?
>>153870072
I forget.
>>153869867
It's just a girl in a swimsuit! There's nothing sexual about that. You just have a dirty mind!
So from my understanding, the evil ninjas aren't really evil they just work as mercenaries and for the private sector while good ninjas work for the government. But then why does Gessen hate evil ninjas so much and want to completely eliminate them?
Are Gessen socialists?
>>153870149
Love, a lolifag.
>>153870232
>the evil ninjas aren't really evil they just work as mercenaries and for the private sector while good ninjas work for the government
yup
>But then why does Gessen hate evil ninjas so much and want to completely eliminate them?
They're ideological purists who want to kill everyone who doesn't agree with them
>>153869842
>>153869867
You got a problem with lolis?
>>153870501
Hikage just wants to arrest anyone who might be interested in Mirai so she can have her all to herself instead! She's so selfish!
>>153870501
Yeah! Nyx finished myHikagepic. Once she posts it in a few days I will show it to you guys!
>>153860751
I want to sniff Haruka's farts!
>>153870072
It's probably a contest between these
>Aimu
>Chihaya
>Kagari
>Karasu
>Kisaragi
>Kochou
>Kosuzu
>Syuri
>Tamaki
>Tsubaki
>Yuugiri
>>153870713
Nyx drew Hikage a bunch of times, you dingleberry!
>>153870419
This pretty much sums it up nicely.
>>153870536
I get a problem with coloring them.
>>153870750
You know I'm pretty sure there's a story about this on fanfiction.net. Go there and have a ball.
>>153871000
She has. Ooops! Well I don't care I wanted a Hikage pic.
>>153871151
would you sniff ryoubi's farts?
just curious
>>153871149
Fem Anon is cute! CUUUUUTE!
This is the appearance of a cute senran.
>>153871098
I bet it's because you can't control your libido and get an insatiable erection in the process
>Spanish speaker
>Doesn't get why everyone is considered a singular
>Looks at >>153870419
>Wait a minute
>Everyone
>Every one
>Every
>One
>>153871315
The yellow background?
>>153871320
That explains it.
>>153871315
That's the appearance of a phat ass
>>153871337
The s in /skg/ stands for 'spics not allowed'.
>>153868851
It's 100% cool if Hanzo wants to fuck Hibari, Katsu, and Ikaruga.
I question his taste in fucking Yagyu.
Only Asuka should be off limits.
>>153871151
I know about that
it's meh
i'm not a big fan of stories where people on the receiving end aren't enjoying it
>>153871229
Not him but I would
She wouldn't be a first choice or even in my top 5 but i'd do it
>>153871229
No. That's not my thing at all and it's just disgusting to me.
>>153869094
>Hanzo and Sayuri love each other deeply.
>They also enjoy NTRing each other.
>They both know about it and it makes them love each other even more.
I've updated the girl's thickness ratings to be proportional to their height. Remember that shorter height is better here so you'll notice that Minori goes way up and Yomi now beats Daidouji
HANZO
Asuka: 49.9
Ikaruga: 48.0
Katsuragi: 48.9
Yagyuu: 48.1
Hibari: 43.3
Daidouji: 50.2
CRIMSON SQUAD
Homura: 46.8
Yomi: 50.6
Hikage: 47.3
Mirai: 37.5
Haruka: 47.8
HEBIJO
Miyabi: 46.0
Murasaki: 52.2
Imu: 48.9
Ryoubi: 44.8/50.2
Ryouna: 50.4
Rin: 50.8
GESSEN
Yumi: 46.3
Murakumo: 46.3
Yozakura: 47.2
Shiki: 48.0
Minori: 48.9
FESTIVAL WARDENS
Renka: 46.3
Hanabi: 48.5
Kafuru: 40.6
Ryouki: 46.4
Jasmine: 44.8
>>153872254
can you give me your formula
>>153872254
>Mirai: 37.5
UGGGGH THINNER
>>153872254
And here's the New Wave girls. Ageha gets hit pretty hard by her height here but Ushimaru just about manages to edge out Murasaki for thickest girl.
NEW HANZO
Fuuma: 46.8
Hijikata: 48.1
Ayame: 44.6
Seimei: 47.7
Muramasa: 39.1
NEW HEBIJO
Souji: 46.3
Chitose: 48.3
Ibuki: 46.8
Ashiya: 50.6
Bashou: 46.7
MILKY POP
Mai: 47.0
Josui: 47.1
Kagari: 49.0
Tamaki: 46.3
Yugiri: 46.8
A.R.C. ANGELS
Tsubaki: 48.4
Karasu: 45.3
Ukyou: 46.4
Sakyou: 46.4
Tachibana: 48.5
MUNICIPAL BLOSSOMING ARTS
Kosuzu: 48.1
Chiyo: 48.3
Fuga: 48.3
Kanon: 48.1
Aria: 47.2
SHINZOKA
Kaede: 48.0
Hisui: 49.7
Kasumi: 46.9
Motochika: 48.8
Kuroudo: 47.3
MAISEN
Tsubame: 48.7
Ageha: 49.8
Yoshimitsu: 48.8
Matsuri: 45.6
Meimei: 45.8
HAKUOH
Kochou: 49.0
Chihaya: 49.1
Kanzaki: 45.3
Kisaragi: 48.0
Ranmaru: 47.8
TOUNO TENGU
Yuuyaki: 48.2
Misato: 46.6
Kumi: 47.0
Ushimaru: 53.0
Nachi: 49.2
ZODIAC
Leo: 46.6
Ginrei: 46.7
Kurohoro: 47.8
Syuri: 49.7
Aimu: 49.8
>>153872392
I took the averages from last thread, divided them by their height and multiplied by 100.
>>153871647
Timid Anon walking in on Haruka changing!
Timid Anon spilling massive amounts of spaghetti, causing Haruka to spill massive amounts in spaghetti over his innocence!
>>153872254
>Yomi is Lv50.6 thickness
UUUUUUUUUUGGGGGH THICCCCC
UUUUUGH
UGGG SLAAAAAV THICCC
This is your maid tonight.
>>153873010
I'm gonna make her suck my dick!
>>153872425
>>153873010
This maid is malnourished! Someone get her some food!
>>153873116
She's gonna make you suck her dick!
After she finishes doing her maid work, of course.
>>153873010
Can I have another one? This one's a little flatchested.
>>153872976
A-Anonick are you of the okays?!
>>153863707
>>153873275
She's malnourished in all the right places.
>>153873298
That's not how this works!
>>153873430
[x] pat head
>>153860060
>my post was OP worthy
Hah, gay.
>>153872976
>>153873430
Yomi is a UKROP nationalist! УКPOП!
>>153872254
>>153872468
What about Naraku and Kagura?
I wish these games had a budget
I know people say that SV has a worse story than Burst, but is it weird that I find the story and character backstories in SV better than in games like TLoU, which people claim to be the greatest drama ever, i crie every time?
Some of the stuff in SV actually hit me pretty deep and bummed me out a little. Is that weird?
>>153875252
That is weird anon, because the writing in SV is fucking worse than excrement.
>>153875252
Nah I can see how some of the backstories really hit people hard. In Miyabi's case especially. I'm surprised she didn't mentally shut down after seeing her mom's head crushed.
>>153875252
>tfw you will never endure Imu stings to taste Miya-bee's sweet, sweet honey
Some of the stuff in SV was pretty heavy. They went surprisingly dark for a fanservice game. I skipped through a lot of the Saki stufffor the same reason I emptied out my Steam friends list
>>153875252
SV and EV's plot are pretty garbage but the side-writing, mostly to do with backstories and character interactions, are really good in both of those games
>>153874675
oh you're right
Naraku: 50.6
Kagura: 45.7
Naraku is surprisingly thick. She beats out Minori in the shortstack department.
>>153877267
Naraku's got above average measurements on one of the shortest frames, she's the optimal shortstack
To this day I think the 151cm height was a typo that they caught too late and had to roll with
>>153870072
all of them.
>>153875252
It's probably better to you because it's from an unexpected premise.
>>153873010
2 shit maids in a row, and I've seen Mirai maido enough.
There are senrans you have never made a maido webm for, you know that right?
Cute llactatin woman
>>153878117
I mean from Gessen it's almost always Yozakura, one time I've seen a Murakumo maido, but that's 3 that I've never seen be the maid for the night.
From Hanzo it's almost always Yagyu or Ikaruga. Never seen a Kat, Hibari, or Asuka maido.
From Crimson, always Mirai or Haruka. Again, 3 you never use.
From Hebijo it's either Murasaki or like, I saw Imu once.
We need more than a 8 Senran rotation!
>>153878280
Is the alternate version of this pic the one where she'slactating?
>>153878117
What about this one?
>>153878357
There was a Hibari and Homura maid once
>>153878280
DELET THIS!
>>153878280
what would each senran's breast milk taste like
>>153878568
Asuka: human female breast milk
Hibari: human female breast milk
Katsuragi: human female breast milk
Ikaruga: human female breast milk
Yagyuu: human female breast milk
Homura: human female breast milk
Hikage: human female breast milk
Mirai: human female breast milk
Yomi: human female breast milk
Haruka: human female breast milk
Yumi: human female breast milk
Yozakura: human female breast milk
Shiki: human female breast milk
Murakumo: human female breast milk
Minori: human female breast milk
Miyabi: human female breast milk
Imu: human female breast milk
Ryouna: human female breast milk
Ryoubi: human female breast milk
Murasaki: human female breast milk
Rin: human female breast milk
Daidouji: human female breast milk
Renka: human female breast milk
Kafuru: human female breast milk
Hanabi: human female breast milk
Sayuri: human female breast milk
Ryouki: human female breast milk
Naraku: human female breast milk
Kagura: human female breast milk
>>153878280
>Miyabi will never mother you
>>153878735
Please, there are different subtleties based on diet and stuff. You can't honestly tell me that Hikage's breast milk would taste the same as say, Murasaki's.
>>153878476
that was the one from a few days ago.
I've never seen a Yumi, Shiki, or Minori maido, or an Asuka, Katsuragi, or Hibari (though apparently there was one Hibari I just didn't see it.)
>>153878793
>>153878389
yes
no
maybe
>>153878819
Minori lactates chocolate milk!
>>153879087
I don't know
>>153879045
I got you man.
>>153878819
If you know this stuff so well, why did you ask?
>>153879538
I want to hear other people's thoughts.
Between you and me though, Murasaki's breast milk would taste terrible. Fried food makes it taste bad, and she constantly chows down on pizza. Blech.
>>153878117
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/filename/maido%20transformation/
>>153879536
that's a cute maido!
Put her on the duty roster!
>>153879765
More like the cumdumpster roster!
>>153879765
Asuka is just cute all around. I'd totally marry her if given the chance
>>153880132
Titfucking Asuka after marriage!
>>153880258
Titfucking Asuka to consummate your marriage!
>>153879990
No. The only Senran who should be treated like a cumdumpster is Ryouna. The rest are only for loving sex after marriage except for Mirai, Hibari, and Minori.
>>153879752
so from this we're still missing Yumi, Shiki, Minori, Naraku, Hanabi, Renka, Kafuru, Ayame, and Ryouki
>>153880398
Maybe for you. I want to turn them all into cumdumpsters.
>>153880489
I got Yumi
>>153880398
>Hibari
Care to explain young man?
>>153880638
>>153880489
If I remember correctly they were made for the maid stories of daianon so there are only the four main schools, dai and rin included.
>>153880654
I'd rather avoid Yagyuu kicking the shit out of me, thank you.
>>153880654
those 3 are for treating like your pure Imouto!
>>153880804
Plowing them like your imouto!
>>153880760
and Kagura apparently.
>>153880858
Imoutos are not for lewd you sick fuck!
>>153880926
Maybe someone else requestet that one.
>>153881058
Yes they are, there are many reasons to have a relationship with your sister. Pic related, read and educate yourself.
>>153881091
Well we should have the festival guardians (at least Hanabi), Shiki, Minori, and Naraku maidos!
>>153881058
You're doing it wrong.
>>153880792
Then why would Yagyuu marry someone if she's trying to keep close to Hibari?
>>153880353
Reenacting Kyonyuu Fantasy!
>>153881284
>hey baseball-kun~
>>153881284
Giving her tits a creampie!
If we pulled off Kumo's mask would she die?
>>153881284
BASE-BALL?
CURRY RICE?
>>153881667
It would be extremely shameful!
>>153881667
of embarrassment
>>153878793
>>153879073
>You will never life a happy, peaceful, boring life together with Miyabi
>>153881830
>>153881930
But she's a big girl.
>>153881830
.... For you, to see my ugly face! Don't look!
>>153881284
Did the animations ever wrap up the whole story? I totally forget.
>>153865910
MIYABI GEAR RISING
YOMA MAY CRY
MIYABI: AUTOMATA
DOGEN. FINAL BOSS. ONTOP OF A GIANT DEAD YOMA. NANOYOMA. COLLEGE BALL. CUSHY IVY LEAGUE SCHOOLS
>>153881503
>>153881667
>>153881679
>>153881830
>>153883410
all this Kaguni posting reminded me of a dream I had where I was playing a Tales of Kagura game but it was like old school, Tales of Phantasia style 2D where the LMBS was actually you know, linear motion and had Chibi sprites for the characters. So it was Kagunis rather than the normal character models.
>>153865910
Shiki Metroidvania. Shiki is chasing after Murasaki trying to be friends with her but Murasaki keeps running away from her screaming "DIE MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!"
also Tales of Kagura. I always thought SK would fit into the Tales of battle systems pretty well.
>>153883984
>>153884225
>tales of kagura
Sounds good, let's make it. The first SK fangame.
>>153881227
Does he even browse these threads anymore? He never used a name so nobody knows where he is I think.
>>153884346
I have no idea.
I always assumed the guy who posted the daily maido made them.
>>153865910
action adventure rpg featuring knockoff versions of the gessen school as your party as you go through the various storylines and doujin ideas of Murakumo's stories and miscelaneous writings as the main plotline.
Everything could be done up in a cool "drawn" artstyle or something similar to paper mario, where it's obvious that everything in game appears to be a sketch or drawing. Sounds cool m80. Judging by the stories we've seen her write so far it'd basically be like a fist of the north star or jojo's bizarre adventure type setting but with titty ninjas.
Yomi is a big girl.
>>153881667
>>153881830
>>153883363
>>153883410
>>153884664
>Crashing this thread with no survivors
>>153884303
I wish I knew how the hell to do that.
>Yagyu shouting KORE DE SAIGO DA!
>IN-DIG-NA-SHUN!
... yes I know Yagyu uses ice not lightning. But she seems the most fitting to be a mage.
>>153884664
>Yomi
I think that's a boat.
>>153884664
My Slavic vape princess can't possibly be this thicc.
We already have one
>>153884845
Nobody cared who she was till she put on the mask
>>153885695
Haruka isn't slavic
>>153885948
Da comrade, I meant Yomislav Sproutanov
I want to cuddlemy big sisterRenka!
>>153885948
>the Senrans are all living in Japan
>only Asuka is actually full blooded Japanese
every other Senran is mixed. Maybe Mirai isn't, if somehow red is a natural eye color in Japan.
But even Ikaruga has distinctly blue eyes so she's a halfbreed.
Yomi is Nordic and Slavic
Shiki is Slavic
Where's Haruka's genes from? Maybe Castilian Spanish considering her flamenco music theme?
>>153886315
nah, it's not as deep as you think. http://allthetropes.wikia.com/wiki/Mukokuseki
>>153886314
Renka just finished her shift! It's beans and rice again tonight, like every night! I think a Mexican national just broke into the apartment next door and I hear screaming!
>>153886686
well, we know Yomi has some sort of Nordic heritage because of her weapons and ninpo names, and Shiki's part (((Slavic))) due to her (((Romanian))) father who was wealthy, almost like he was the heir of some old Nobility
>>153886314
Can Renka help me with my dick problems?
>Chikariko
I don't get yurifags: they rather girls to love each other than loving them.
>>153887254
(((Nightstalker)))
>>153887684
It's basically a fetish honestly
And explaining a fetish is a waste of breath
>>153887684
Seeing girls have sex is hot
The volume of my cum has decreased significantly this year. I don't know what to do.
>>153888376
Masturbate to yuri
>>153888376
Drink more water and edge more.
>>153888376
I have retrograde ejaculation.
My little boys go into my bladder.
Living in poverty in the Appalachians with Yomi!
>>153888376
Ikaruga is a succubus who steals mens' vitality with her Japanese beauty and feigned innocence. You can recover, but only if you post 'IKARUGA IS A SLUT' at least once per thread you post in.
>>153889321
IKARUGA IS A SLUIT
>>153887684
Essentially >>153888242
A lot of yuri is just plain cute, so it's both good for both my dick and heart
Although an equally large amount is pretentious and overly dramatic, but it wouldn't exist if there wasn't an audience for it
>>153889073
Why not Switzerland ? I heard poverty is much more tolerable there
>>153889404
>so it's both good for both my dick and heart
so like sex, right ?
>>153889623
Precisely
Yuri is like sex, except pure
>>153889404
sexually aggressive sneg is very pleasing
>>153889813
Katsuragi is not a good lead in bed
You have to take care of everything yourself
>>153889925
Kat tries to act in control, but she's actually extremely submissive and always wants to be on the bottom!
>>153889813
>>153889971
Kat is basically a dom that spills her spaghetti and becomes extremely suggestive due to nervousness.
The end result is still basically a sub though yeah
>>153889989
Do any SK girls even wear a bra?
>>153890142
Yes
Hibari
And that's basically it
>>153890112
I always figured Katsuragi's fine while she's playing around, but the instant it got actually romantic she spaghettis everywhere due to a lack of experience.
Get Katsuragi past the shy romantic stage and she'll be back to fondling you within an inch of your life.
>>153890293
Katsuragi deciding on one pair of boobs for the rest of her life means those boobs are going to have to make up for all the groping everyone else gets
>J-j-j-ju-j-just d-d-do-do w-what I s-s-say a-a-and-d I p-pro-promise I-I-It'll m-m-make you f-f-feel g-good~
>>153890525
How many pounds of spaghetti would Kumo generate if you proposed to her with her mask off?
>>153887684
None of them are real and will never fuck you. You're not going to ever SEE them fucking you, and it's always going to be someone else, so why not at least have that other person be a girl?
That way, there's TWO girls. Does there need to be a penis or something? I don't believe so. It only occupies space that could be filled by another girl, to me.
Also it's hot to self-insert as one of the girls.
I love Hikage! Every thread!
>>153889989
Imagine if snek had clones like Rei
THAT FUCK TRUMPETER IS DEAD
>>153890631
You ever hear a sound card fail before on a PC?
Imagine that noise coming out of a woman's mouth
I'm talking lightning fast stuttering so powerful is sounds like while noise
>>153889073
I want a tiny yomi to feed and cuddle with.
>>153891159
And off she goes to fuck trumpeter Heaven
>>153891509
Sinning with Yozakura!
Fingering her in the pews during a sermon!
>>153891415
Raising your little Yomi right so she doesn't grow up to be a teenaged whore taking nude selfies in the family upstairs bathroom and twerking on webcam!
>>153891586
And there she goes again, to fuck trumpeter hell
>>153891126
>>153890525
Where can I find the full image of this?
>Anon-tan!
>>153892697
Mommy!
>>153892916
good taste alert
>>153891586
Nonsense! In senran church, a couple seen engaging in sexual activities are brought up to the altar and forced to have procreative sex on top of it so the sacred act of carrying on senran genes can come to fruition!
>>153893327
what if there's already procreative sex going on though
>>153892916
Oinker mommy!
>>153893413
This is the best game of the whole series right now.
>>153892697
I want Haruka to feed me mouth to mouth, chewing my food for me!
>>153892582
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/4830308
Here you go anonI don't mind spoonfeeding but it's really not hard to look for images
>>153893972
>inverted nipples
they suit her
>>153893972
INVERTED NIPPLESSSSSSS
>>153893706
WHY?!
>>153893972
Spoonfeeding on /skg/ is just fine, Senrans are good for your inner child
>>153892916
MOMMY
>>153894438
/skg/ is full of babies.
>>153894382
I would prefer her to do that with a liquid potion...
Color this ColorAnon.
You know you want to.
>>153894438
Being good at sourcing images yourself is a valuable skill for masturbating to anime girls on the internet though
>>153894569
MOMMYPOSTING AND BABYPOSTING!
>>153894594
I like you.
>>153892697
Anon-chiiiiin!
>>153893706
You've got the wrong girl
Yuyaki is the crow Senran
>>153893972
>Users who liked this also liked:
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/4818392
oh god my dick. my dick. oh god. this is too much
>>153893402
They all must do it on the altar!
>>153894743
Acting like a baby is no way to impress your senran!
>>153894873
>Hestia
Do I even need to say anything?
>>153894873
I'll literally never forgive Hestia for ruining the Oppai_loli tag
That girl is not an oppai loli, I don't give two asses about what the creators or the show call her.
I want to buy Minori ice cream for being such a cute oppai loli
>>153895193
>implying she isn't the Bestia
Is it wrong to post anime girls in a skeeg dungeon?
>>153895870
>>153894929
Didn't say that. Just roll with your Senran's nameplay if she has one.
>>153895941
Thank god "bestia" could mean that she's the most stupid and imbecile girl on earth.
>>153894773
>Anonkovitch!
>>153896018
I wanna carry Minori around on my shoulders!
I want to put chocolate chip cookie dough in Minori's butt.
>>153896046
Haruka paizuri-ing my shota dick!
>>153896193
More like anonkobitch!
I want Minori to cuddle me aggressively.
>Anonnick!
>>153896907
More like Anondick!
>Anon!
>>153897432
Homu plz
>Ánon!I'm not sure. Maybe "Anontonio"?
Just realized I haven't fapped yet today. 2 decides what fetish a get off on
How would you feel if your favourite senran and least favourite senran swapped bodies?
>>153897761
handholding
>>153897698
https://youtu.be/0alpTuybwLQ
>>153897792
I'd be pissed because I only love my senran for her looks.
>>153897546
Yes pretty princess?
>>153897761
How do you forget?Why couldn't it stay forgotten?
>>153897698
Whether as a name or a noun, it's Anon in Spanish.
>¡Anoncito!
>>153897546
Sup Dude.
I want to commit passionate acts of love with Minori.
>>153897546
CUTE!
>>153897698
Senran Souls game when?
all sk references are the mobage game
not the vita / 3ds / ps4 ones
this general is pretty useless to me then
>>153897875
RiP Tonio. Gone but not forgotten
>>153898150
I want to mix my cum into a soda and make Minori drink it.
>>153898276
When was it useful in the first place?
>>153898109
Ah that's the best one. I was thinking more a combination with another latin name, but that'd work.
>Anon...
>Ano-zzzzzz
You've just been made captain of a starship vessel and you've been asked to handpick a team of 5 senrans to come with you on your fantastic space voyage! Which 5 senrans do you pick!
>>153898649
Asuka, Homura, Imu, Yumi and Rin.
Basically the ones I know will get along well and focus on doing their job.
>>153898649
Dai
Rin
Miyabi
Tsubame
Homura
>Aku-san.
>>153898649
I'll take Daidouji as my chief security officer
Haruka as my chief science/medical officer
Ikaruga as my number 1
I'm not sure who would make a good engineer I guess Ryoubi
And I want Asuka there to help wherever we need it.
>>153899232
What is it my daughter of darkness?
>>153898649
5 Seimeis
Now hear me out
Each Seimei will have a wildly different personality, they'll just physically be the same woman.
There will be the following Seimeis:
Classic sleepy Seimei
Constantly happy Seimei
Constantly angry Seimei
Graceful yamato Seimei
Seimei who is wildly in love with me
There is absolutely no possibility of this going terrible. Prove me wrong.
>>153899379
[x] Slow clap
I saw this coming right after clicking on Update.
>>153899424
Anger will lose her $#!% with Joy; Purity will pussyblock Lust; Sleep will be herself.
>>153899424
I like the way you think
But disregarding the harem option who wins in the end
I want to squeeze Murasakis soft hand!
>>153899671
Madly in love with me Seimei, of course.
Any other option will have me taking an eternal nap.
>>153899974
I want to squeeze her disgusting greasy neck until it breaks
>>153900089
Choking Murasaki! Calling her a dumb neet as you squeeze the life out of her!
>>153900089
>>153900129
Boys are...scary...
>>153898649
Ikaruga as my second hands on deck
Hikage as personal securtiy
Mirai as weapons/ship condition
Minori for Food providing
Muramasa as communication specialist
>>153900071
The dead kind of eternal nap or just statis hibernation because space
>>153900290
That's right, honey. Show me your hole.
>>153900290
But you said you wanted to be a bride!
>>153900089
>>153900129
Being torn apart, limb from limb, by the Root of Calamity!
>>153899232
I want Yumi to force herself on me at night.
>Kusoyaro...
>>153900482
Y-yumi...that's kind of daring lingerie, don't you think?
>>153900331
Dead.
Madly in love with me Seimei has pictures of me from hundreds of angles plastered all over the walls of her quarters. I have to reward this woman by loving her back!
>>153900414
Murasaki constantly asks to die in game. The root wouldn't be activated.
>>153900527
>>153900635
Y-yumi...are you presenting?!
Doggoposter, get your ass in here, I made a thread for you
>>>/k/31220811
>>153900635
Look at that belly flab. How cute.
>>153900635
I think Yumi needs to be fixed
What exactly does activate the Root of Calamity?
Is is extreme emotions in general or does it have to be negative feelings?
>>153898649
Ikaruga as executive officer and chief of security, she just seems like she knows how to take charge when I need it and lead away teams.
Haruka as chief medical officer/science officer
Shiki as communications officer, because like, she totally knows more than one language, so she's seriously better suited for communications than like, any other senran fer shuh!
Asuka as helmsman/tactical officer, because she'd be the most enthusiastic and ganbatte! about laying in the courses and hitting warp speed and shooting phasers and torpedos at things.
Mirai as Engineering Chief/Transporter Chief, I don't even like Mirai but I couldn't have Haruka running half the jobs on the ships and Mirai seems more technical minded than most of the other Senrans. Plus it's space, and science fiction, and Mirai would be so heartbroken about not being able to go that I wouldn't be able to stand it. I'd love to get Murakumo involved somehow but I don't have room and she doesn't seem suitable for any vital ship functions
>>153900845
Yumi is fat! FAT! She can't become a bride like this!
>>153900845
Yumi's gotta go to the gym!
>>153901036
also.. I just had an image of this crew in Star Trek the original series uniforms in my head and I wish I could draw/paint to make it reality but I'm so bad it's not even worth trying to make reality.
>Haruka and Shiki in blue uniforms
>Ikaruga and Asuka in gold uniforms
>Mirai in a redshirt
.. no no I promise Mirai wouldn't die!
>>153900824
I came, I saw, I shitposted
>>153901228
>not using tng colors.
Pleb.
>>153901228
I thought of this:
Which senran would you take to church?
I'd take Ryoubi because I think she'd like listening to sermons with me
>>153898649
I'm just taking Mirai, Murakumo, and Murasaki. We don't need anyone else. Maybe Katsuragi's dog can come too.
I hear there were uncensored nipples in an OVA?
Did those ever surface?
>>153901608
Nipples don't exist.
>>153901553
I'd take-
>Loading
I'll teach her myself.
>>153901608
>>153901608
Yeah but the whole thing was pretty low quality so it was pretty underwhelming.
>>153901652
Please
>>153901752
Aw, lame.
NO DORKS ALLOWED BELOW THIS LINE
ALL DORKS WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT
_____________________________________
>>153902331
CANDLEJACK
>>153901553
I feel like Hikage would end up sleeping through a sermon if I took her.
>>153902331
The market isn't open tomorrow.
But you know what is? My legs.
>>153902331
>>153902550
>sits between your legs
>>153902550
Ikaruga pls
>>153902331
Oh dear.
Better open fire while she's in clear sight.
>>153900554
Going for Yandere Seimei is just begging to have your limbs chopped off, getting placed in a pillow sack, and living the rest of your life as a living daki
>>153902550
Scissoring with anon-chan!
>>153902550
Unless your legs have pizza bagels on sale, you can leave now.
>>153902775
Yeah, I'll shoot something at her, alright.
>>153902887
I can't say I like the exposed midriff for the maid outfit. It's sexy and all, but sometimes more is better.
>>153902969
Bullets?
>>153903029
I want to hire a group of Senrans as maids and give them all normal maid outfits except Ikaruga!
>>153903281
Because she's your favorite?
>>153903387
Of course. Having a girl like Ikaruga walk around my house and do chores with so much skin exposed is a dream.
>>153903281
That's my favorite Ikaruga card.
>>153903538
How do you think your other maids would react, knowing that she's your favorite? would you give her any special treatment?
>>153903538
Will other Senrans bully her and tear what little fabric she wears because they're jealous?
>>153903643
Girls bullying girls is hot.
>>153903583
It's hard to pick a favourite Ikaruga card. Even though I hate her. Fucking slut.
>>153903801
How can you hate someone this pretty?
Is there really no way to view the controls and the basics without having to replay the first couple of tutorial levels in EV?
I haven't played the game in a long time and just want a referesher.
>>153903920
I hate her because she's so pretty and flawless. Fucking bitch.
>>153903920
Ikaruga is beautiful and sexy!
>>153903920
I used todate a Japanese girl who reminds me too much of her, she turned out to be a huge slut
>>153903926
Unless there was an unmentioned training mode, there's no way that I can think of.
>>153903926
>http://imgur.com/a/K7xFl
I hope this proves helpful.
>>153904397
That actually is incredibly helpful, thank you.
I've moved on to something else for now but I'll come back to this later.
How hard is EV compared to the other games?
>>153905612
It's not really hard at all except for Spooky-chan
>>153905612
It's absolutely glacial compared to to the speed of the rest of the games which theoretically should make it the easiest but I'll admit I'm not too deep into it.
Night /skg/
Sleep well and better mornings!
>>153905612
There are some enemies that will give you noticeable trouble, but you should find a way around them.If you don't mind superarmor, fast circling enemies, or constant freezing from some enemies
Is this Haruka?
>>153905684
RYOKI IS NOT SPOOKY
Does Ryouna count being really scared as bullying?
>>153906283
Are you scaring her?
Good night /skg/!
Please take care of yourselves and your senrans.Thankfully it's Labor Day today.
>>153906636
I want to suck Yagyuu's toes.
>>153906754
footpussy
>>153906283
Is it possible to even scare Ryouna?
>>153906776
I'm sorry, are you calling me a footpussy?
>>153906636
yagyuu's penis is showing in that picture
>>153906636It's also my birthday
>>153907050
Pretty sure that's just her bulging crotch.
>>153907089
Well I didn't really want to know that.
>>153907089
Bonne fête a toi, squidboy. Now turn your trip back on... if you post as Anonymous, then how am I supposed to bully you?
>>153907089
Happy one year closer to the ever encroaching shadow of death day
>>153907089
Happy Birthday Yag Fag!
3 day weekend wooooo
>>153907286
That's not my problem.
>>153907324
Who?
>>153907478
Thank God.
>>153907630
More of a Yomi fag actually.
>>153907089
>Posting that it's your birthday on an anonymous image board
>implying anyone genuinely cares
>>153908085
Oh, I thought you were Yag adding something you forgot to your post. Happy birthday then, you non-Francophone Canadian
Why is Homura's butt so magical?
>>153908265
>implying I lie awake at night wondering what you faggots think of me.I do
Thanks, anon of unknown territorial descent.
>>153908436
Oнa пpинaдлeжит к мoeмy cepдцy
>>153908776
Tanlines
>>153908848
That pic is proof that Yomi is Japanese. Only an Asian girl would wear a hair accessory that goofy.
>>153908353
>>153908848
Whoops, meant to quote you as well
>>153909029
I am from Canada. dude, vaping, lol
>>153901357
Original series uniforms are #1 more iconic and #2 they would have the dresses, instead of the unisex jumpers.Shiki with cute vulcan ears!
>>153909248
Mind-melding with Shiki is totes amaze!
>>153909248
Yeah but tng is better than the original series.DS9 is the best though
>>153909201
Kumo looks really really happy
>>153909692
A happy Kumo is a happy me.
>>153909858
Camping with Kumo!
Making a fire and toasting s'mores together!
Stargazing in the dim light of the dying campfire!
Curling up to sleep in your tents!
Getting up early to see the fish jumping with her!
>>153902331
I'm hiding Shiki, you can't get to her
>>153907089
Happy birthdayKIIISAMAAA
>>153910084
Shiki's not a dork! She's like, totally hip and trendy!
Fuh sure!
>>153909991
>Getting up early to see the fish jumping with her!
ouch, right in the feels
>>153909858
>those cards don't involve Kumo nailing the tent stake through her sleeve and having a surprised and distressed looking face
That's not consistent with how clumsy the cards usually make Kumo
>>153910148
Shiki is the dorkiest Senran. She tries so hard to be cool that she ends up being a dork. Not to mention only dorks are into ventriloquism and manga and collecting Super Segoku Wars figures. Yes, that means Murakumo and Mirai are dorks too. In fact those 3 might be the top 3 dorkiest Senrans.
>>153910343
Posting Shiki in a Senran Kagura thread.
>>153910263
How did that even get in there?
>>153910493
Wrong Shiki.Where are the glasses? The knife? The school uniform? This looks more like a servant than Shiki. Discuss.
>>153910595
the only plausible explanation is that the bottle fell off a top shelf in between her breasts and the pressure of her firm breasts squeezing together on the bottle popped the top.
>>153911136
But if the pressure was firm enough to open the bottle, how did it get inside in the first place?
>>153911136
Is it just my imagination or is there a Yumi card with this exact same background?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBSSSSSS
>>153912176
What about them
>>153911521
well maybe she was relaxed enough that the bottle fell in and then she tensed up when she felt something slide between her tiddies.
just imagine your dick being in there. I think you'd pop your top and make a mess all over her chest too.
>>153912246
I JUST REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBSSSS EVERYWHERE FOREVER ABSOLUTELY!
I WANT TO FEEL BOOBS, AND MASSAGE BOOBS, AND TASTE BOOBS BECAUSE BOOBS ARE THE BEST EVER #1!
>>153912686
Yeah man boobs are pretty great
>>153912686
Boobs are very nice indeed
Dorkran Kagura: Portrait of Dorky Girls
Murakumo is too cute she is a girl who pushes all my buttons. To me she is perfect.
Dorky girl boobs
How can these girls be merciless killers, who are forced to live cold hard lives and be adorable, sexy and innocent dorks all at the same time.
>>153915559
Because humans are complex creatures.
Hey guys my friend spilled some yogurt or something on his Hikage action figure. He told me it was hot glue he forgot to wipe off but I'm pretty sure you don't have to assemble the action figures yourself. Do you guys get food on your action figures often?
I just fapped to Ikaruga. It was fun to imagine the look of shame on her face while I came on her boobs.
>>153916085
Nice, nice.
>>153916173
Yeah making senrans feel ashamed is great. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if they treated us the same way and then I get scared because I couldn't stop them if they did.
>>153915559
It's not murder if they wear ninja masks
>>153915559
Would you rather they be manfaced, heartless ruthless killers instead?
I didn't think so.
>>153916448
Is that how the law works?
which senran
>>153918054
would you challenge to 3 rounds in the ring?
>>153918183
3 rounds of what?
>>153918393
boxing
You're not gonna lose to a girl, are you?
>>153915208
>>153918904
Losing a fistfight to Daidouji or Yoza isn't shameful. Now losing to pakpakpak-bari on the other hand....
>>153918904
I'd lose on purpose if it meant femdom/humiliation.
>>153919813
Hibari is tough, she beat up Yagyu and Haruka!
>>153919995
Hibari's as tough as a pillow case full of marshmellows and bunnies
>>153920816
And that's exactly how soft I like her
Say something really nice about this wonderful little woman
>>153922117
I could tell who she was from the thumbnail so I avoided looking at her before my eyes hurt
>>153919995
Hibari "winning" is because they let her win.
Like the time I was in an arcade and some girl came up to me and said she was good at fighting games.
We played Street Fighter and I won, so I changed to someone I suck as and won. So we tried a different fighting game I had never played before and I won.
So we played Street Fighter agaIn and I let her win because I felt bad. Then she complimented me and said I was really good, which is bull shit as I suck and my friends kick my as al the time.
And the end of the day she won because they couldn't bring them selves to hurt her.
Senrans aren't shinobi any more, they are just dorks. You could say they are "adorkable".
Following Haruka back to her dungeon and becoming her slave!
>>153925000
Being Haruka's slave is easy. You want to be the slave of someone like Asuka or Hikage.
>>153925823
I want to be a Shut-In's slave!
Cumming between Yomi's heavenly soft breasts.
>>153926430
Poking holes in Anon's condoms!
>>153926712
Tying anon's tubes!
>>153926702
>You will never cum between her boobies
Why even live famalamadingdong?
>>153926832
Because your waifu wouldn't like you dead.
Goodmornio skeegee!
How is everyone this goodmorning?I was patiently waiting for a package in the mail that I was hoping would arrive this week until I remembered labor day is a thing, now I'm worried it'll take until next week
>>153927193
She might be into that kinda thing.
>>153927734I think I need to stop jacking off to Haruka so much or I might break something
Other than that, okay.
>>153927193
My waifu isn't real so she can't care either way
Best union card was included in the app
>>153926091
You would never see her. She would just text you a pizza order and tell you to leave it by the door. Or to go pick up a new Collector's Edition of some game.
The closest you would get to seeing her would be sniffing her dirty panties that appear outside her room each day.
>>153927734
Waking up now.
Might drive by the mall for some labor day sales.Probably end up buying another Nendoroid.
Hope everyone's morning gets better
Which senran is the biggest size queen?
>>153928252
>See pic
>Has the bad feeling
Well, I'm sure she'll make it grow with her drugs.
>>153928252
Asuka
>>153928252
Better question. Which Senran actually likes small dicks?
>>153928975
None. No woman likes small dicks.
>>153928975
Yumi
Big dicks scare her
>>153928975
Yumi
>>153928975
Yumi canonically likes small dicks.
>>153922117
Best Waifu.
>>153928582
>>153928960
What are baseball-kun's chances?
>>153929476
Very small, like his dick
>>153927947
>I could care, trash.
>Look at you, you pathetic excuse for a human being
>You're worth less than nothing.
>>153929834
Insult me more!
I wanna take Ryona to a musical and go skating with her in Central Park during winter!
Post kagunis that desperately need an update
>>153930271
Having a romantic, cozy evening with Ryouna before gagging her with your dick!
>>153930529
All of Katsuragi's.
Not posting one cause that would be a waste of images.
>>153929476
None if Asuka finds a man with the BBC gene.
dude what the fuck is wrong with ryoki
>>153930579
Putting on nice classical music while cuddling with Ryona!
Shoving your dick down her throat and her gagging being louder than the music!
Slapping her and yelling at her to be quiet so you can hear the music!
Getting fed up with her and punching her in the tits so she falls down on the floor and slapping the shit out of her face while you viciously fuck her pussy!
Choking her while you cum inside even though she said it was a dangerous day!
Giving her a loving kiss on the lips as you both lie there on the floor not having the reality sink in yet that you'll both be parents!
>>153930883
She's dead
>>153930883
That whole family is weird, did you seriously expect improptu single mom to be any better than the lesbian incest twins?
Slow and comfy wins the race.
>>153931205
Bitch is so fat and lazy she doesn't even get to the race
>>153930912
bless this girl
>>153931134
I get the feeling their parents were the actual normal ones
>>153931205
>>153931292
Please do not make fun of Murasaki for being cold
>>153931527
She can't be cold, she's way too fat to be.
>>153931621
Murasaki isn't fat, she's big boobed
>>153931527
I want to warm her up!
>>153931663
You're right, she's not fat.
She's SUPER fat.
>>153931710
Murasaki isn't super fat, she's super boobed
O B E S E
B
E
S
E
>>153931697
I want to grope her ass
>>153932219
I sorta wanna kiss it
>>153932413
She probably wouldn't mind
>>153931451
>Mommy, why are you wearing your old school uniform?
>'Cause Daddy gets really excited when I wear it!
>>153932671
Anon would get obliterated the second Murasaki smells perverted intentions because he is not a 2D boy from fictional fiction.
>>153932905
I'm sure she'd allow it. Because it's Anon and she actually sorta thinks he's okay. For a 3D boy
>Lettso risten to music furom chirdhood? Yes.
>Favouritto song from rong ago, sank you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--ljRn5GX_s
>>153933137
That's my favorite one on that record as well
>>153933312
>Takeu off bokkusah pantsu, geek-boy.
>>153933441
I want to sniff Hikage's butthole
>>153932905
But Murasaki is already 2D
Wouldn't she be lusting after a 3D boy? Or maybe a 1D boy?
Post your senran's VA singing.
I want to titfuck Murasaki until I pass out.
>>153934060
Murasaki is 3D, idiot.
Anon
Anonkovitch (Tsubame)
Anonnick (Yomi)
Anoncito (Ageha)
Anon-tan (Haruka)
アノニマス (Anonimasu) (Mirai)
Anonymous-san (Yumi)
Kusoyaro (Ryoubi)
Anon-sama (Ryouna)
>>153934321
Mirai says Toshiaki, idiot
>>153934241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiZ8rryb5zM
Asakawa was a total hottie ten years ago
>>153934265
but would you titfuck a passed-out Murasaki?
>>153934321
You forgot Anoncchi.
Josui is the love of my life!
>>153934648
If I got her permission beforehand.
>>153929205
No wonder nip otakus like her so much
>>153934751
It'd be Anonchin or more accurately Anonchiiiiiiiiiiiin!
I want to hold Murasaki's hand while we sit in our bed watching anime
>>153935286
yawn. where's the fun in that?
>>153935594
Anonchinchin
>>153935706
>look through the folders on Murasaki's computer
>It's full of BL games featuring princes.
>Ask her what her favourite anime is
>It's Free!
She's full Hikki, you know this is what would happen.
>>153936085
Well at least she doesn't seem boys as perverts, as a bias.
Which senran is best for taking care of oyu when you have a migraine
>>153936262
>this little shit.jpg
>>153936068
Shut the fuck up with your chin bullshit.
>>153936262
Renka! I don't have the right card though!
>>153936262
I want to go rest my head on cute ghost's boobs
>>153936817
>You will never wake up surrounded by loving thick
>>153936817
>Anon-tan
>Haruka wants to turn him into a person that can...bear, being around beautiful girls
>They all agree, for one reason or another
>Haruka gives him his very own harem for this night!
>He has no choice!
Harems would just be a lot of work.
No thanks.
>>153936817
One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
Before I finish my song?
>>153937413
They'll handle the work for you
And when you're not available, they'll just love each other
so as far as I know...
-sama is like saying "James"
-san is like saying "Jim"
-chan is like saying "Jimmy"
-chin is like saying "Jimmiekins"
that about right?
what is -kun and -tan comparatively?
>>153937413
>Not loving Senrans enough that you would satisfy them all if you had the chance
Taste THIS shit should be illegal
>>153937528
One of them is a nice girl
>>153937615
Mr. James and Jymmy or Jimmeh or some other type of baby-talk-esque pronunciation of Jimmy.
>>153937413
>Expecting a timid boy to handle 5 beautiful girls
That's not what she meant. She just wants him to feel comfortable around them, regardless of what they'll do.
>>153937615
It's more like
Sama and San are like saying Mr. James
No honorific is like saying James or Jim
Chan and Kun is like saying Jimmy
Chin and Tan are like saying Jimmiekins
But that's grossly oversimplifying things.
>>153938030
I can't even feel comfortable around one beautiful girl.
a dangerous love potion has made kumo horny and aggressive LOOK OUT THREAD
>>153938676
What did she do to that dog?!
>>153938676
.....bueno.......
>>153938676
I intend to exploit this for all it's worth
why are we here?
>>153939071i don't why you are herei color stuff, shitpost and waifupost
>>153937845
Wrong, it'soinker
>>153938395
well I know that -sama or -san usually are used with last name so yeah I guess, -sama would be like saying "Your Honorable Mr. Brown" -san would be like "Mr. Brown", first name, no honorific would be like James.
-chan for a male would be almost on the Jimmiekins level since it's supposed to be "cute or endearing" and usually meant for girls so it wouldn't really be used for a dude anon anyway.
-kun is usually for dudes so that'd be your "Jim"
-tan is babytalk so that'd be Jimmiekins
so is -chin then Jimmy?
>>153938676
the only thing wrong with this picture is the post orgasmal bliss faced doggo.
I don't want to be sloppy seconds to anyone, much less to a beast.
>>153939512
M-maybe he found a nice lady dog while there?
>>153939512
I think he's just dizzy because of this.
>>153939408
This really isn't a particularly great comparison to make, honorifics are more in line with showing respect or endearment/appreciation then a simple matter of nicknames
>>153939408
It's just a trendier way of saying chan.
This strange one-eyed creature is my wife.
>>153940341
so I guess Jimmy is the best approximation.
>>153940205
well, I'm trying to approximate because in English we have varying degrees of familiarity and respect as well, that's what the nicknames are for.
Like if your name was James, and anyone aside from your mother, in private, called you Jimmiekins, you'd probably not be too thrilled right? Even if your girlfriend, even if it's one as cute as Shiki, called you Jimmiekins, it'd feel a bit off.
But if she was calling you Jimmy, you'd be okay with it because it's just being appropriately affectionate.. though you wouldn't want casual friends to call you Jimmy, just your best friends and girlfriend, and if you were older, you'd probably wish your best male friends would stop calling you Jimmy too and stick with Jim like casual friends. Acquaintances should call you James, and Business associates and the like should call you Mr. Brown... and well you'd probably see "Your Honorable Mr. Brown" as way too formal for most occasions.
>>153938774
forced motorboating
Would your senran share your fetish?
>>153941586
Kat seems like she'd be willing to try anything once.
>>153941586
Hikage would at least be willing to try.
>>153941586
Rin would probably not partake in exhibitionism and public nudity.
>>153934321
ANONXING! YOU WAN TLY NEW BUN?
>>153941586
Not entirely sure if there's any senran that's into lolis
>>153940994
Anonchin I like James Brown! I like all kinds of oldies!
>>153939071
Here how I see it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu0rHfUzT2Y
>>153941586
What are those disgusting bags of flesh protruding from that poor girl's chest?
>>153941586
My fetish is paizuri. So maybe.
>>153942201
I'll try these buns
>>153943473
Asuka loves making dicks cum with her boobs!
>>153941586
My fetish isbeing in a happy loving relationship where we can both fully understand and trust each other
>>153943910
Check out this weirdo.
>>153943910
fucking Asukafags
>>153941586
my fetish is creampies, so probably not because she doesn't want to get preggo and totally ruin her figure, then she couldn't fit into cute clothes anymore and that'd be the end for her.
>>153943473
>>153943832
Joke's on you, Asuka's fetish is monster cocks. Anything under 9" long and 6" of girth will bore her.
>>153944146
>not wanting to be understood by a good girl like asuka
>not wanting her to wrap her boobs around your dick in the most loving way
>>153943910
I see you live life on the safe side.I also enjoy the simple life.
>>153941586
probably not
I don't think many people are scat fetishists
>>153941586
It's very unlikely
I dare you to post it
>>153945252
My....dick?
>>153941586
I think I'll spare Minori from my /d/ side until she gets a little more mature
>>153945252
>>153945354
concept art for the next senran game is looking good
>>153945252
I'll take truth instead.
>>153945252
>>153945354
>this is how Kafuru goes obsolete
good, good
>>153945252
I got banned last time I did. Instead, here is apettanko shiki
>>153941586
I doubt it
>>153946046
Wow, Shiki's tits looks practically non-existent there.
>>153945932
>next game has Kagura replace every character and use their weapon
fund it
Kagura is shit
>>153943516
Onry if you become rich heart doctah.
>>153946046
Goddamnit
>>153945932
You wish
>>153941586
It seems so.
>>153942858
They're called breasts, u faget
>>153946135
>Kagura also gets their personality
>Kagura acting like Hibari, Minori, Shiki or Ryouna
Not sure if want.
>>153946405
Those aren't breasts, those are space stations
There has to be a point at which breast size stops becoming attractive and starts becoming ridiculous
>>153946565
There is no upper limit on boobs.
>>153946710
It's called D cup
>>153946939
That's called the minimum required size to be called a woman.
>>153946939
>>153947060
Only if you're sourcing the overcompensating Closeted Gays handbook.
>>153947229
yours, pettAnkon
Femanon is CUTE! CUUUUUTE!
I want to hug Ryoubi and feel her pettanko squish against my pettanko!
>>153946565
Do boobs scare you anon?
Does Murasaki scare you?
You should let her welcome you into her bosom.
>>153947620
Sekushi!!
>>153947620
>Femanon and moralist Haruka.jpg
>>153947793
Murasaki wouldn't ever welcome anyone into her busom. If you even got close to her the root would be activated and you would become red paste like you deserve to be for liking such a huge waste of space, food, and oxygen.
>>153947856
Femanon is a hot busty woman but she still acts like the guy she was before!
One more Hikage before we hit the image limit
>>153948025
I wana marry femanon and make her a happy woman!
would you still love your senran even if they looked like this
>>153948170
Better get her pregnant, too! She'll be a great mom!
>>153947965
But why would the root bother keeping "a huge waste of space" alive?
>>153948348
cuz it's evil you baka
>>153948348
It's not sentient you giant turdbrain
>>153947965
Murasaki has a kind heart though. The only people she'd use her root on are people who want to hurt Imu or Bebe-tan. She just doesn't like being the focus of attention. Or Shiki.
>>153948328
Yozakura's dead or at least trapped in a hellish existence of being a living doll that can't control her form and can only wait for her mind to deteriorate and fail so that she may be free.
So yes, but I would kill them to end their suffering.
>>153948332
Anal with femanon!
>>153948582
Pussy sex only or nothing!
She'll climb on top of you and viciously rape you with her snatch until you empty your balls in her womb and go crazy with pleasure!
>>153948463
So what activates the root, professor?
Extreme emotions?
Sheer willpower?
>>153948817
For dangerous monsters that need to be exterminated, like Murasaki, yes, extreme emotion. Which is almost all the time she is around someone.
Just want to let everyone know that Miyabi is my wife.
>>153949124
She's my wife too!
>>153948962
Do those emotions have to be negative feelings or could any emotions strong set it off?
Not that Murasaki is ever going to lighten up.
My Big Sister is My Lover?!
>>153949191
Don't fuck with me you shitty bastard, I'll kill you.
>>153949124
Imu get off /skg/
>>153949368
Not sure. I assume it's mostly like an overdrive fight or flight response, though.
>>153949389
Imu is a package deal! A package deal!
>>153949382
No yaoi here! Just love between me and my wife Miyabi!
Murasaki's not the real danger, it's Imu. Murasaki doesn't like fighting and would rather stay inside, but Imu wants to be on active duty with Miyabi. All it'll take is for Miyabi to get careless and get her head bitten off by a Yoma and Imu freaks out and kills everyone.
>>153949512
Sounds like the most likely case.Thank you. I asked this question earlier in the thread and no one gave me an answer.
>>153949702
>Miyabi
>careless
???
What world do you live in where Miyabi is anything less than perfect?
>>153949702
If the New Hebi arc is anything to go by the only thing that would get killed would be the Yoma and her. After she kills off the Yoma her squad would probably be enough to kill her.
Murasaki on the other hand activates her root any time someone is too friendly with her. While I would love to let her live in her pig sty of a room for the rest of her life, the chances of her leaving and meeting some random civilian and going on a rampage is way too high and a risk to the secrecy of the ninjas.
>>153950058
In the same world where she lost a 3 vs. one fight against a 15 year old girl.
>>153950470
Anon, she Wasn't Even Trying™
>>153950545
Then she was careless. If she's going to be stupid enough to not take her enemy seriously and not use her full power, then it's her own fault that she's dead.
>>153950545
And I am sure she can tell the Youma that as her decapitated head rolls along the floor and it feasts on her intestines.
>>153950597
>Her 15 year old super serious enemy
Anon it wasn't a serious fight in the first place.
>>153950925
But she wanted to show how great the new Hebijo elite squad was.
It doesn't make Hebijo look good if their leader doesn't try.
>>153950925
A fifteen year old that was injured, fighting three on one and managed to not get instantly killed. If Asuka was in her best condition, she would have ruined them.
>>153951103
When the fight was actually a serious fight to the death she won one on one though. If it was a serious fight Miyabi would have died.
>>153951158
Yes. Because none of them Were Even Trying™.
>>153951343
Wouldn't it sound better to Hebijo that someone died fighting to the end instead of them losing to someone who doesn't even kill the attacker?
>>153952742
You're forgetting the fact that nobody was taking the fight seriously in the first place.
I want to pat Mirai on the head for being the most powerful senran!
>>153953034
Reminder that she was killed by Ryoubi
>>153953192
>non-canon
>>153953034
Mirai is a powerful vacuum cleaner!
>>153953262
>He didn't play EV
They're all canon anon
>>153953034
The most powerful at what? High pressure cat piss?
>>153953348
Not that one.
That's the exception.
>>153953378
>drinking Mirai's piss
>>153953348
But it's not the universe we're following.
So who cares?
>>153953034
She beat Kagura all by herself! Even Asuka or Homura couldn't do that!
>>153953192
To be fair, Ryoubi said she was really strong after the fight. I don't remember if any of the other Hebijos say that about the other Crimsons after they beat them.
>>153953572
The only difference between them is that the fights were serious fights to the death, unlike every other arc.
Move on already
>>153953270
But Mirai uses a gunbrella.
>>153941586
I'm already a mess, so maybe making her tolerate even more from me would be the end of everything.