/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

beepy bp

xth for proci getting carried by the ayy team because he's a trash player

>>153591563
institutionalize beepy

Buying rank 6 or higher FC on Balmung

Just want empty FC

tfw straight c@boi on balmung

>Be male
>Only end up playing with the coolest bros ever
Best choice I have ever made, really.

hanna day

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Anyone trapping like this at fanfest? :3

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still meowin

>>153591851
w-w-w-whwjwooaa iss tht-thtat a abubub-bbuttt tplugg tail >////<

>>153591851
Look at those fucking man shoulders

Nty

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Meow

>>153591736
>Meet a guy ingame
>Chill dude, funny, good DPS but willing to help out even with Dolphins/DoH
>Get on VoIP coincidentally when they're there
>It's a girl
Fucking fujofags

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Who wants to take off my armor for me?

>>153591979

Please have sex.

>>153592141
>tfw getting laid made you never want to ERP ever again

>>153591979
I bet you and creepyscales would get along well since they're into the whole flaying thing.

>>153592205
>tfw you'll never have someone love you passionately because you're 2/10 and society has put you and anyone that would care for you down their entire lives

a-at least I'll maybe find someone to kill myself with

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>>153592042
>meet cute catboy, he says he is gay
>sweetest person ever, spend time with him, do dungeons, fishing, erping
>one day says "anon i really love you, you know, we should taka a further step in this relationship"
>i almost cry out of join
>we go in discord channel
>it's a girl

why did you have to lie to me disgusting female, i just wanted a cute boyfrend

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>>153592097
I will and I'll put you in something comfy and not clunky

I need to pump..a Miqote..

>>153592097
marital status and sexual preference, if you would

>>153591973
Could look past it considering most of the c@bois on here are probably overweight with unwaxed assholes... But yknow.

>>153591801
>tfw you will never be a tattooed cat slut

>>153592316
>tfw solid 8
Sorry anon, better luck next genetic lottery.

>>153592329
This is how I got married to some girl from Ultima back in the day

>tfw this weak ass hurricane is going to knock out power/water/internet because of this towns shitty infrastructure

How fun is Lord of Verminion?

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>>153592270
Dont even compare me to that fucking weirdo.

>>153592515
I prefer large Roe M/F.
They also need to be in massive bulk armor.

>>153592659
i want to breed this cute c@!

>>153592329
What do you play? Are you a boy or a girl irl and ig?

>>153592563
>implying there will be

Nice job trying to justify your shitty self though

This is why school shooters exist anon :^)

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Highlanders

>>153592696
what about male au ra...

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>>153592618
This is literally the only fun part about it.

Post the name of your crush! Post your race!

>>153592659

Please lose weight.

>>153592794
woah, no feet?

Who do you want to wish ill will on the most?

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>>153592736
Lewd

>>153592890
Aranea

femra

>>153592659
Do you still draw?
No memes, legitimately interested.

>>153592963
whoever thirst for my EB especially with their permission

>>153592890
Wet Paws
c@

>>153592762
Damn, atheists 1. Checkmate.

>>153592978
good lewd?

>>153593007
who is your eb

>>153591801
do you have more lewds?

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>>153593006
Ye
>>153593136
Very good lewd.

>>153592890
Aranea
sunseeker

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>>153592097
would pet

>>153592696
great taste, good luck

>>153592890
B'nhaka
Elezen

>>153593067
kys

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The lighting in Ramuh is pretty

>>153592890
Ciele Oshin
Hyur...

>>153592890

Saeha.
Catboy.

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>>153592890
selzh
miqo'te

>>153593232
Do you post these anywhere? I understand if you don't want to say.

>>153593472
but you're selzh

what

>>153593431
you're pretty

>>153593394
Mad

>>153593480
Nah, not here. I already got enough shit for someone finding that guro drawing.

>>153593431
Best mooncat face. I wish there were more cats like this to bang on cactuar

>>153592890
aranea
moonc@

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>>153593453
>Liking another man.

What are you gay or something? lol

>>153593590
I'd love to throw acid on your face sooo much Anon!

>>153593792

Yes, lol.

>>153593792
crush posting is always grown man x grown man

>>153593572
th-thanks!

>>153593601
Anyone have a link to that guro picture?

>>153593838
Heh
*teleports and dodges acid*
Better luck next time kid...

>>153593904
you're welcome
i hope we cross paths some day

>>153594010
*acid was quantum*
*you're now an uggo af*

Dumb child, heh

Am I the only person that's straight here that erps? No I'm not into futa.

Why do the Dravanian forelands look exactly like Morrowind?

>>153592890
Caelus
lizard

>>153594161
im straight but i havent ERPd yet...

>>153594161
Futa is pretty great though. Whenever I rp as a female on a male, i feel like male doms always want something extra afterwards; its pretty ironic and one of the reasons why i don't care for them much.

>>153594161
>straight
>erps

>>153594161
No, but you're into mutual masturbation with dudes who pretend to be girls

>>153594161
I only do straight erp if that counts

>>153594161
are you a male? i play femcat and can't ever find straight erprs

>>153594112
OH NO MY ONE CLAIM TO BEAUTY
YOU BASTARD

>>153594161
Explain yourself.

>>153592890
Serys
Moon cat
tfw

>>153594413
>he thinks he's being smart with this post

LOL

>>153594025
Maybe.
I'm in queue for Syrcus Tower on my bard right now if you'd like to try
and make this queue less awful

>>153594161
>be bisexual
>rp as female
>engage in straight rp

what is wrong with me

>>153592890
Caelus
Male Au Ra

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i love watching fireworks i CANT SEEE

>>153594553
>being smart
Nigga I was teleporting just a second ago I'm a god

>>153592890
Shirou

male au ra

>>153594674
You just want to be the girl and get dicked

me too

http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/news/detail/ac5e64fae9d1a79c3a59e0518d062d3e4877f5b6

Do you think selling ERP for gil counts as illicit activity?

>>153594171
>tfw no grumpy elves to call me an outlander

>>153594864
Not really.

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Don't forget to fill in the /xivg/ survey if you haven't already!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfes9UtWcMLEH5osxtDMOTkTsUuzvXQElV-y1oi66DqrzwG2A/viewform

At the end, you'll be given a link to see a summary of other people's responses, including bar graphs, circle graphs, and more. In case you lose it, here's the link right now!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfes9UtWcMLEH5osxtDMOTkTsUuzvXQElV-y1oi66DqrzwG2A/viewanalytics

Thank you!

>>153594743
>nigga
LOL.. so you're one of those kind of people
ok

>>153594660
I don't even know who you are/where you play I just know you have a pretty cat
and I play male
if I come across you I'll let you know I was this anon though

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Threadly reminder to avoid Balmung

>>153594958
>majority of people said they're male
>majority of people said they play female characters

lol

>>153594960
*closes my ebonics book*
What do you mean "those people," my child?

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>>153595185
>tfw you just dont play with 4chan and do fine

are Deep Breath or Instinctual Appraisal ever used for anything

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>come back from DF
>appear in the path of a fellow roe
>commence staredown and mutual emote spam for next minute or so
Who was in the wrong here?

>>153595352
I've seen enough bara yaoi to know where this is going

>>153595352
Roes seem to have the greatest staredowns

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>when the customer service rep sounds really hot and is audibly uncomfortable with your email address

fuck no and yes, if you like to live life on the edge and save on gp

>>153595335
instinctual can be subbed in sometimes if you get a proc for -dura and you feel like risking it. it doesn't have planned used in collectible rotations otherwise. idk about Deep Breath, I sure don't use it.

>>153595185
He may be autistic about it but I agree that I get kind of annoyed when I see people using /embrace on others besides their EB.

>>153595185

I've been playing on Balmung since 2.0 and I've never run into such people. After finding out it was the RP hotspot of the world I expected to have weird encounters every week but no one's ever even hit on me or anything... oh.

>>153588094
>preying on vulnerable people like sugi

But, speaking of, why is Sugi "vulnerable"?

>>153594958
Fuck off, Amber.
>internet quiz
>implying people won't lie
>12 females my ass

Why do i always reply to the wrong post

>>153592890
Elku

Male tauren

>>153595984
He's not.

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>>153593453
what

>>153595996
just subtract the number of known trannies on this general, and then 3-4 more for good measure.

>>153596120
How big is your lizard dick?
I'm also not the catboy in front of you.

>>153596120

Yeah. I like you. What you gonna do about it?

>>153596203
Yeah, that's probably accurate.
That leaves... probably 3.

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>>153595996
>Amber
Anon, this quiz guy has been here for years.
Amber guy knows a lot but I highly doubt it's the same dude.
>12
I know 4, but this quiz didn't supply a biological test so people answer what they want.

>>153595185
the same person who posts these says the same about gilgamesh, and excalibur

>>153596562
He's just mad he couldn't make friends on the biggest servers out there.

>>153595953
>caring about an emote and who people use it on
autism

>>153596562
To be honest the only winning move is not playing XIV at all

>>153595996

A surprise number of bisexuals though - I don't see any reason they're lie about that.

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>>153596220
it's 9 quintillion ilms long

>>153596223
nothing desu

>>153594958
>tfw pan but tell people I'm bi to save time explaining

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>>153595953
>they're touching my internet wife's polygons

>>153596928

I'll do something about it though. You can't stop me. You actually can stop me, but the struggle will only make me want it more.

>>153595953
beepy post

>>153596958
pan is really just special snowflake bisexual anyways. you're willing to get along with people that exhibit either set of sexual characteristics either way.

>>153594958
>xvig plays dorknight and healslut
poetry

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Hey is anyone going to write GAF'D on the name list like last time? Pic related.

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>>153594958
>mfw this quiz

Holy shit, at least you got a couple portions of it right but how could you be so inconsistent and backwards?

>Only two gender options

L E L
E
L

>Other sexuality option
>When only 'all' 'traditional' or 'neither' are really the only options
>And that's being generous

In reality anyone that isn't fucking retarded either prefers all or neither

>>153595996
LOL

>boogyman posting
>being THIS wrong

LELELELELELELLELELELELL

>>153597297
But there's only two genders you degenerate freak. Dressing like a girl and chopping off your penis doesn't make you a woman.

>>153597162
No because GAF is practically dead and hardly anybody is from Ultros anyway

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>>153596997
i dont even know who u are

>>153597297
You know, I'm just going to give you a (You) for the effort you just put in

>>153596759
I wasn't sure how to answer that question
irl i'd only ever deal with men
but in game i'd erp, given the chance, with men, women, and futa
so I just put bi

>>153594958
>that lack of DRG
disturbing

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>>153597297
a lot of effort went into this shipost

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>>153597297

>>153597297
why don't you and beepy hang out

you'd probably get along

>>153597460

Don't worry. You will.

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>>153597521
Son of a bitch. Use my gifs you better not use shit quality versions.

>>153597297
These posts are fucking hilarious, never stop

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Resubbed after like 5 months of inactivity cause I have nothing else to play.

Someone show me a good WAR hotkey setup pls.

>>153597651
i only accept reaction gifs in widescreen

>>153597651
Was your post bait because yours is some shitty tumblr quality gif

>>153597096
yeah i think it really doesn't and shouldn't matter to anyone but myself
i dont even know why these label dorks came up with it and now I'm encouraging it unknowingly help

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Cat butt?

So does summoners and scholars Shadowflare stack with eachother? aka both of them do damage to the same targets

>>153597297
I hope a tree falls on your house while you're asleep.
If there are no trees nearby, a meteorite.

>>153597898
Obviously, why would you think otherwise

>>153597898
yes.

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>>153597746
My set up is brain dead simple cause i'm shit at macros but it works.

>>153597873

Please have sex.

>>153597898
Yeah. The stacking limit refers to shit like Sacred Soil and Shadowflare. As a scholar you can't put down a Shadowflare and then a Sacred Soil over your Shadowflare.

>>153597873
Keep posting, my cock flings for mooncats~

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>>153592890
I wish people would say my name...

>tfw multiple people say the name of a character that isn't even all that different from yours
>nobody says yours

>>153597919
why take any chances? a passenger plane should do the trick

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>>153594958
>only one other lala besides me so far
I didn't realize we were such a minority.

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>all these posts thinking im being satirical or trying to brush it off because they can't handle a concept this basic yet at the same time this world shattering because their entire existence is built up upon these foundations they've laid in vain

lel

>>153597409
You're right, because "male" and "female" are things which might as well not even exist at this point in humanity with technology being advanced as it is.

Gender and Sex are both plebeian shit that were useful a few ages ago when we were living in caves but now it only serves as barbaric self-fellation.

>>153597560
MESSAGE TANITSUKI SHIRUKU
BALMUNG

>>153597919
LEL

Someone own a Japanese account?

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>tfw was going to quit but decided to renew sub at the last minute

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>>153597746
there you go

>>153598084
Pedophilia isn't as common as /b/ would have you think.

>>153598223
>/pet on hotbar
OVER THE LINE

>>153598139
White people

shana is cute!!

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>>153598139
These cigarettes are hilarious, though
Those are satirical

>>153598240
There's literally nothing wrong with being sexually attracted to the body type of a child

Does shana like getting fucked in the butt?

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>>153597490
Meow

>>153598139

If this isn't satire I fear for the future of mankind.

>>153598374
Report and ignore dude, quit replying

>you will never be as thirsty for anything as much as velvet is for amber

>>153597297
>can play as trans in new ME

...why would anyone pick that option? I mean literally anyone? If you were a transwoman or whatever wouldn't you just play as a woman?

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>>153598240
>My choice in race suggests my sexual preferences

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>>153597651
>pixelated
>5fps gif
>quality

>>153598412
Woops, read "a few ages ago" as a few days ago and that made it a lot funnier. Still funny but it was funnier as "a few days ago".

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>>153598139
>"psh... look how deep i am everyone who doesn't agree with me is mentally deficient"
>"wake up sheeple anonymous is just a social construct u fuckin scrubs"

why don't you make all of your posts in photograph format from now on? write all of this on yourself with a razorblade and we might see things your way.

>>153598371
>>153598057
Whoops

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SOON

>>153598518
Because some people don't enjoy conforming to a pointless 0 or 1 variable in their lives and might want to be 0.63

>>153598585
>ignoring my argument entirely and just insulting me

Okay, lol

It's not exactly a new or deep point of view

If you think that's deep you're a real problem yourself.

>>153597873
yummy

>>153598354
yes but only by me so fuck off

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>mentally ill tranny in charge of deciding what is right and what is wrong
can't stop laughing

>>153598371
I sometimes wonder when I'll take the leap to total depravity. Shame it's next to impossible getting houses on Balmung, as much as id love to spread around my
seed

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>>153598797
More like
>intelligent people who have carried the same frame of thought for decades should be in charge of deciding what's right or wrong
More like
>The world's population should be pruned including people like you
More like
>Hahahahha so funny!!! Whew, glad I didn't have to think today! >w<

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>>153597873

>>153597873
You are hands down the most useless poster in this general.

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>>153597641
now i'll be paranoid of every catboy

>>153598994
>the man who lives in squalor and takes requests from a chinese lithographing club about what to etch into his skin saying any of this, to anyone

>>153598994
tell me why an 'intelligent' person sees bloodletting as an effective mechanism for coping with grief or depression, retard

show us how smart you are and end your pointless life already.

>>153598994
9/10, but some part of me agrees with you

>>153599084
ironic post

>>153599117

Only fear black haired ones. No highlights.

>>153599084
>its ok when ada does it
ultrash please

>>153599084
idk currycat is more useful than fishface

>>153599003
Damn I love this screen, looks like an end of day/start of beach party. Nice shot

>>153599271
no it fucking isnt

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>>153599143
>implying the fact that I don't mind cutting anything into this shitty vessel isn't a clue in as to how above all of this menial shit I am

>>153599217
>l-le satire
It's because most of what I say is right and even the actual satire is layered with the light of truth

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>>153598764

Oh, you want to play a futa? I guess that makes sense but you're not really going to get any satisfaction out of it, it's not like you're going to get an opportunity to see your Mass Erect (heh) you'll just secretly know that you've got a penis to go along with your oddly saggy space boobs. You should probably go and play T.I.T.S or something if you want futa space adventures.

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butt

>>153599394
>above all this menial shit
>throw temper tantrums when people don't give you what you want
>have thread wars over being kicked from a discord where no one wants you
>have to try and hide behind 7 layers of sarcasm so you don't have to face the reality that most people here just want you to off yourself already

>>153599435
4/10

>>153599084
but Ada isnt posting anymore?? its just Stinky shitting it up nowadays

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>>153599084
But you dont even know what I post when im not posting things like pic related

>giving free (You) to him
he is a worhless, useless waste of flesh that only seeks attention, so stop giving it to him

dwama

>>153599586
You aren't slutting it up hard enough to compete with cactaur cat. It's time for nude mod posts.

>>153599586
A cute

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>>153599821

where the f*ck is spuki bugi

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>>153599592
>implying I'm not
>implying that I don't trigger all of the children ten times as much as I've ever been affected by the pastebin any time it's changed
>implying my threads aren't always first and you and your anti-intellectual brigade of scat, feet, collar, and one (1) layer of irony clique posters just doesn't yell and try to use that (the actual yelling, nothing else) as an argument despite me being right 99.9% of the time
>implying I care what the above people think and I'm not having fun 100% of the time

Sucks to be you desu

lel

>>153599762
>Th-THEY ONLY w-W-WANT ATTENTION
>N-NOBODY c-COULD b-be THIS s-s-s-sSERIOUS
>I-IT'S SATIRE GUYS! ;_;

super lel
ultra lel
lelelelel
im keking irl senpai

I need you F'telor

>>153599704
Enjoy the recess while it lasts. When he gets bored of legion, he'll come back to his dating sim and pick up where he left off shitting up the thread

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>>153599835
n-no, I just can't compete with the epp
>>153599887
thanks

Just bought FFXIV.

What am I in for?

What's the best EU server also?

>>153600039
MEEELLLLLLLTDOOOWWWN

>>153600073
You're a piece of shit.

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>>153600132
lol

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Why is MCH so frustrating?

I just want to talk about the game.

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>mentally ill tranny still at it
you are wrong, nobody likes you, nobody will ever love you, you will never be an actual woman and you will die alone in you filth and nobody will miss you

>>153600039
i can't read this green text, please switch to red text for our sake

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>>153600073
Keep it up kitty, great moves.

>>153600073
Cute with a nice waistline for hugging

>>153600093
Shiva :^)
Or Odin

>>153600224
It's not though, it's really fun

>>153600073
Can we have more white swimsuit? Preferably with the new /sit position

>>153600224
poorly designed

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>>153600235
What'd you want to talk about anon?
Your favorite location?
Favorite raid?
Favorite point of lore?
Why the Scions are terrible?
Favorite class and why you like it?

>slutposting this early
My dick sends it's regards

>>153599835
>cactaur

>>153600394
on the 'mung

>>153600345
whats the new one?

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>>153600731
DELETE THIS

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>>153600742
Or legs straight out. Surprise me.

Healer
Garuda EX
Aether
Now
Plz

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>>153600394
I'm waiting for queues anyways, might as well
>What'd you want to talk about anon?
3.4, but there's nothing new to discuss yet.
>Favorite raid?
I have the most genuine fun goofing around in t7, second coil was really good.
>Favorite point of lore?
I've never looked into lore that deeply, but I've considered buying the new lorebook that I've seen being posted on other sites and reading up for fun.
>Why the Scions are terrible?
We needed a bad guy in the story line, that's pretty much your reason
>Favorite class and why you like it?
MNK, fast deeps punchin fighter types are my favorite.
>>153600950
That doesn't look comfortable. At all.

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Cant say my luck with Ozma is much better on Aether than on Primal so far.

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>>153599835

Who needs nude mods when you have convenient object and body part placement?

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>>153600950
iunno anon, I might go brew and cook soon

>>153601240
oh fuck yes

>>153601168
You're the only constant in this situation obviously

>>153601240
do you get lewd ingame too? ...asking for a friend

>>153601240
Can you /kiss from that position first? I'd be very appreciative.

>>153600394
>What'd you want to talk about anon?
Your beautiful eyes, darling.
>Your favorite location?
Your sweet, sweet, arms _____
>Favorite raid?
My seed raiding your lower intestines.
>Favorite point of lore?
Your birth, and our death.
>Why the Scions are terrible?
None of them are you..
>Favorite class and why you like it?
The one where we sit together, by the window
Midday, I see your hair fall
You take off your gay helmet for math

>>350444724

>>153601415
actually cannot.

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>>153601048
Favorite armor set for each class?
Favorite weapon?
Least favorite of the above questions?
Favorite locale?
Least favorite locale?
>>153601462
Same questions to you, but add WHO IS THIS?

>>153601415

You mean /blowkiss? It doesn't work when you're sitting.

>>153601549
>>153601559
Bummer

>>153598764
>conforming to a pointless 0 or 1 variable in their lives
You are, and will forever be absolute zero.

>>153601225
How about you conveniently suck my cock until my balls are emptied inside your throat?

>>153601240
That's pretty adorable

>>153601549
Have fun cooking. Be sure to make something for us.

>>153599980
He quit, you dullard. He's probably playing legion right now since he was barely on here for WoW anyways.
Might see him in 3.4, but I doubt it. Probably won't see him again until 4.0
>>153600224
What about it specifically frustrates you?

>>153601240
Repost with shoes off please.

How do I deal with realizing I am a horrible human being that uses this game as a substitute for actual human contact, xivg?

>>153601553
>Favorite armor set for each class?
The warmth of our love that guards me every day, especially from the harsh reality of our humanities studies.
>Favorite weapon?
Your warm, throbbing penile rod from which I wrangle out of your snuggie every night.
>Least favorite of the above questions?
Nothing.. my darling.
>Favorite locale?
Next to you...
>Least favorite locale?
Away.. from you....

>>153601860
THIS THIS THIS

>>153601908
Better than a horrible human being that has no need for actual human contact anymore.

>>153601908
Well, at least you're not Paks. Does that help?

>>153602020
It doesn't make the horrible feelings go away, so no.

>>153601994
That sounds way easier.

>>153601908
I do the same thing
but I barely have anyone to play with
and no one to erp with

>>153601553
o m e g a c r i n g e

>>153601994
Someone needs a hug

Thordan EX
Aether
All languages
1/2/2

Fun

>>153601852
>What about it specifically frustrates you?
Mostly when a boss jumps a second before wildfire triggers. I get that I just need to learn timings and when I can but I just started with the job so right now it's just incredibly shitty when that happens.

Other stuff like a missed input being potentially catastrophic to DPS and occasional poor proc RNG are irritating too but whatever, I can get over that.

I'm enjoying the job and am going to main it, I'm just having a tougher time learning it that I did MNK or NIN.

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>>153601553
>Favorite armor set for each class?
Hoo boy, that's a big question since I have almost everything at 60 except for my MCH. I glamour hop too often but the one piece I'll always love and hate for not getting sooner is the field commander coat.
>Favorite weapon?
Whatever is BiS, but looks wist I L O V E skeggiold and bravura atma. I like warhammers and axes in games the most.
>Least favorite of the above questions?
The first one, cause it's harder
JK JK
I hate bikini armor and my least favorite weapon is probably anything silver+cobalt. Looks cheap to me.
>locale
Salut
I love the weather in MD but I have a feeling it might cause some sort of medical condition over time. TCM is nice.
>Least
East shroud. Cute place, fuck off with that long ass path to hunts at the end.

After these dailies I need to remind myself to pop by and say hi

>>153602113
I can help you with that last part

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>>153602129
I will find you and I will hug you, cringeanon.

>>153602103
>easier
I'm not sure. Sometimes the presence of other people even if they aren't speaking annoys me.

>>153602252
Mist ward 4 plot 9

>>153602252
>>153602401
Not me. Do not fall for this trick, it's a trap.
Someone wants to molest you, I'm sure.

>>153602216
>Mostly when a boss jumps a second before wildfire triggers
Welcome to MCH, you'll get used to it

The best tip I can give you is learn your opener and never ever mess up your rotation

>>153601353 yes
>>153601784 ty
>>153601842 like apple strudels?~
>>153601860 sorry I don't think I can capture the lighting and position again

might stream in a bit

>>153602334
Yeah so? At least you don't latch on to someone that gives you even the slightest bit of affection and start getting jealous over the dumbest things even though it's a fucking VIDEO GAME.

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So used to my lighter tone, my eyes keep thinking I'm standing in shade or have my back turned to a light source.
I miss Warhammer Online.

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>>153602237
I'll try and think of some more questions in a minute, currently grinding Verminions. Also yes to say hi.
>>153602401
I'll be over in like an hou-
>>153602467
Cringeanon surprisingly a nice guy?
I love you too.

>>153602481
This.
Your dps will tank very drastically if you fuck up your burst rotation.

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>>153600394
I'd actually rather play the game.
I guess I can collect legendary medals instead...

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>>153601761
>TFW you're not sure if you're being hit on or being told to fuck off.

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>>153600224
I thought this at first, but now I love the job.
It just feels so fluid to me, and honestly it's kinda relaxing..

>>153601553
Oh my..

>>153602579
Go play on that private server.

>>153602516
I used to do this, just not over video games, and not to this extreme. I would get borderline insanely paranoid and sever contact with the person or people because it was less stressful.

>>153594409
Bait

>>153602610
That's kind of the rule for everything.

>>153602516
And the fact that I'm making posts like this in this thread of all places isn't making me sound any less pathetic.

>>153602745
Yeah right now that seems like the easiest way to deal with things. I'd have to quit the whole game though and I have nothing else to fill that void.

>>153602714
cute cat!

I would like to pet you and impregnate you with my futa cock

>>153602248
server? No one is ever on mine

>>153602714
Depends on how tight your throat is.

>>153602721
Who's this goddess and does she like highlander futas?

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>>153601462
>You take off your gay helmet for math

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Gonna get swept up by Poseidon's wrath.

Can we post cute elezen before my passing?

>>153602971
>Can we post cute elezen before my passing?
Ok you start

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>>153602953
THANKS FOR LAUGHING ANON BY THE WAY I MADE THAT JOKE

>>153602739
I know about it but last I checked (many months ago) it wasn't that far in and they weren't exactly a crack team. My friend and I are waiting for it to come along before immersing ourselves in glorious combat.

>>153602721
please stop perpetuating female highlander futa
Thanks :)
>>153602864
>making posts like this in this thread of all places isn't making me sound any less pathetic
Well you are anonymous at this point, so it doesn't make *you* look like anything.

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>>153602971
it this one good enough for you?

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>>153602953
It's not THAT gay.
>>153602704
Just trying to spark game discussion, cute birb.
>>153602971
Yeah, here you go.
>>153602721
Lust not, for my gay helmet protects me.

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>>153602951
>highlander futas

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>>153593150
this cutie...

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>>153603093
As manly as I may look, I'm not a futa.

>>153602951
C@tboys or boi lizards, sorry.

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>>153602971
>ywn sling these elezen over each shoulder

>>153603192
I know. I was the first person that posted. Thanks for trying.
And thanks! Rolanberry has been my favorite color for most things in the game.

>>153603093
Yeah the point is I'm posting about it here instead of actually talking to people I know. Realizing I'm too much of a pussy to actually do that is making me feel even more shit.

>>153603314
Yikes sorry about the face

>>153603359

Ruki can you PLEASE post a hempen camise screenshot?

>>153602889

No futa. Without condoms. Can't very well grind dungeons if you're pregnant

>>153602920

...aren't all throats about the same tightness? It's depend how big the penis is instead.

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>>153603359
>non futa highlander
>likes male au ra
please be on balmung

>>153603359
>Highlander
>manly
This meme triggers me.

>>153603459
calm down shyv

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>>153603359
>C@tboys or boi lizards

>all these new people making it strikingly obvious

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I haven't played in a while, since like 3.0. Is AST still real bad, and I should stick with SCH? Or is it actually viable now?

I remember it used to be horrid due to mediocre cards drawn only from RNG

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>>153603192
>
https://youtu.be/7D76zV1AQPs?t=45s
>>153603359
Mom...

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>>153603359
>c@tbois
>c@t
>c(at)t

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>>153603474
am I not manly anon?

>>153603592
AST is comparable to WHM but SCH is on top, it's because AST's nocturnal mitigation cannot stack with SCH and is much weaker making it essentailly useless as a cohealer for WHM but an acceptable cohealer for SCH

i strim now with poor taste in music, swimsuits, crafting, and mebe raid later hitbox noxus2hu itll be boring

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>>153603192
Oh my...

>>153603648
look @ my f@t c@t T@ts

>>153603789
>poor taste in music
Pls

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>>153603410
what the fuck are you looking at the same image

this moonie is my favourite and cute

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>>153603703
Highlander WOMEN! I know you knew what I was referring to, dammit!
Their men are top class males, the best.
Screenshot related.

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>>153603604
Not enough to cuck me, had to link terrible music too.
>>153603836
Cute/C@

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You just KNOW