/kfg/ - Killing Floor General

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Vampire or Butcher?

2nd for Strasser is best.

>>153524384
Depends on how shitty your medic is

>>153524965
I play with 0 other players

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I want my RS tommy gun back already

>>153525286
my nigga

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>>153525286
Whoah, who is Roland? We need him in game!

>>153525286
Great, now I gotta listen to that song again.

>>153525286
You're a rather excitable boy.

>>153525650
>>153525656
thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvTv-I2Y390

>>153525286
Send lawyers guns and money.

>>153525286

No what we need is HAENEL'S FINEST INDEED.

>>153525286

I thought this was a Herbert West: Reanimator reference until >>153525736

HOWWWWWWWWWWL SPECIMENS OF LONDON

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>>153525286
RO2/ RS weapons are impossible to port over.
NOT
ENOUGH
TIME

I think the solo damage buffs for the bosses made it into group, they're hitting way to hard.

>>153524321
Do players actually buy stuff like Mr. Foster's original suit?

>>153526419
I see it all the time yeah
I have it too

>>153526419
Man, people would buy anything. Why do you think I made money from selling ugly ass skins.

>>153526231
absolutely disgusting

>>153526419
I have the packs that they put out (the briar, foster, and even that stupid motorcycle one) but im not planning on getting weapon skins or anything like that. the cardboard one looks dumb to me. if they put out another serious pack ill get it, if it looks alright.

>>153525065
That's a decent medic, then, since solo lets you self heal 50.

Off-perk anything as Medic or don't bother and go full Medic weapons?

>>153527538
med AR + pistol and use whatever you want with the rest of your weight

>>153527538
med shotgun and smg are underwhelming even with the 20% damage skill.
off-perk vector or p90 is fun.

does it piss anyone else off that when the server browser is loading and you select a server, the one you selected isnt followed and your selection is just wherever you clicked in the list

i always end up joining shit i dont want to because of this

>>153527636
>>153527808
Agreed on SMG and shotgun being weak.

I'm thinking either M79 or Kriss/P90. What's the M14 like for off-perk? And what about the XBow? I remember sometimes off-perking XBow in KF1. Good times.

>>153528130
most medics that M14 just end up raging fps and scrakes instantly.
If you want to play sharpshooter and not heal then pick sharpshooter and don't pick the healer

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>join public game with random people
>kite last zed to trader which happens to be an albino crawler
>everyone jumps on its head repeatedly until it dies

>>153528282
That's irrelevant, anon. But okay, thanks for your input.

Does the van helsing hat work with the inquisitor?

I have a mighty smiting need

>>153526419
i never buy cosmetic shit anymore. i used to in 2009 when you got packs of kf1 character skins for $2, but now it's completely out of control. that's what i get for supporting the devs i guess. never again.

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Is this shit playable again yet?

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>>153514108
>play on hard with friend because he wants to level medic and I don't want to think
>start up long Prison
>people join immediately, some levels 1-10 and 20+
>25 demo joins
>oh boy
>sit with friend in watchtower waves 1-5 watching the scrubs run around the courtyard like headless chickens
>heal them occasionally, focus on killing more because I'm not taking 4xp
>25 demo getting more and more irate because we're not healing him
>we agree to heal everyone else but him
>round 7
>3fp 2sc
>they scatter the others as usual
>demo is screaming and spamming healing requested
>"HEY MEDICS WAKE THE FUCK UP"
>fp smacks his ass and he dies
>we keep everyone else alive
>round 8
>dies to Hans bc he got himself stuck against a fence
>others die bc they sat on 4 frags at once
>we rape the old german
>postgame
>"I don't think I've seen worse Medics in my entire life"

You can't make this up

>>153529665
I want to violently rape Kilo so hard

>>153529806

>Caring for the opinions of pubbies

That pubbie was a useful meatshield and distraction for as long as he was able to be.
He fulfilled his purpose and did his part to help you stay alive.
You should be grateful.

>>153529806
>I'll go medic but tee hee I won't heal
ebin

>>153529806
that demo isnt wrong
if you're going medic but not healing, you can fuck right off, pubs or not
I love how you typed this out like you're in the right as well, lel

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>>153531542
>implying pubs are real people that are entitled to the full rights of a team member
it's hilarious to watch them die and swim in tears as you clutch then quit
truly no better part of the game

>>153531340
>>153531542
I did heal

Everyone except the guy who started bitching and dying to the dumbest shit

The level 10s didn't die as much as he did

I was just trying to level which is why I was on hard. I'm not wasting my time healing some retard when the sweet xp is there for the taking

Recommended skills for demo and zerker?

>>153531656
>I did heal

>heal them occasionally, focus on killing more because I'm not taking 4xp

just use a fucking perk leveler map instead of shitting up pubs

Any half decent youtubers put out vids for KF2? Might help convince a few of my buds to get it easier that way. I remember there being some really good and informative players who made vids for KF1 as well.

>>153531638
>heh these pubs are shit and not worth my heals, i'll let them die
>they die
>you die on hard
>fucking team didn't stay alive!

>>153531758
I'd rather play the game and trigger autists

>>153531876
>dying on hard
It's almost impossible

>>153531825
pewdiepie

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>>153531998

>>153526419
I bought cardboard knight day1

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>zerkwalling

>>153532319
what else am i gunna do as zerk

>>153526419
I did for the rose-tint factor when Sharp was finally released. He's not the same but it feels better when you get as close to old school as you can.

>>153532420
I don't mean a zerk holding a doorway by himself like the one by trucks on outpost.
It's like the tower on prison or the side of the stairs on evac point, where the whole team is relying on the zerk to be the middle man between them and the zeds while medic pumps him with darts.
If at any point the zerk dies the whole strat is ruined.

>>153532961
again what else would we do on that map
zerk's my favorite perk but zerkwalling is boring as fuck but it just ends up happening

>>153532420
switch classes

>>153532961
>If the zerk dies the whole strat is ruined
Thats why you keep 2 medics, 2 demos and 1 swat/commando

>>153529806
I still don't understand why level 25 join to pubs knowing what they will come across.
Most of my perks are 15 if not below and I stick to normal or hard, but these people join and start doing shit like welding doors for the sake of it, scavenging the whole map just to grab all drops just to make your day shit.
Bonus points if it's a sanic fast zerker

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Don't let it die

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>>153535928
It's dead

How is Containment Station an official map? That shit is awful.

>>153536568
Still salty that piece of shit won over Nuked

>>153536568
No Idea. A shame really.

>>153536568

All those fan maps are shit.

>>153536568
Containment it's a reminder of "hold the box" mentality I guess, I mean just hold two doors and that box is yours

>commando now gains 2% recoil reduction / level as a passive instead of it being tacked on hollow point rounds
>gains 5% clip size / 5 levels, high capacity mags bonus reduced to 25%
>bullpup mag size increased to 40
>swat now gains 2% extra damage with perk weapons / level and gets night vision
>increased mp7 damage to 20
>increased mp5ras damage to 30 but reduced its mag size to 35
>increased p90 damage to 33
>increased kriss damage to 40
>armor now takes half as much damage when using the heavy armor training skill

find a flaw

>>153537059
SMGs doing too much damage in comparison to other ballistic weapon types, especially with it's high ammo capacity and rate of fire.

>>153536568
It was easily the best objective mode map, because it was the only real attempt at an objective mode map.
So TWI decided to include it. I guess they changed their mind afterward, decided they weren't ready for official objective mode. But they still included it as a survival map.
So ultimately, we got a proof of concept without the concept. A byproduct.

so do you still shoot at the floor with the microwave or do you actually have to aim

>>153537059
>swat now gains 2% extra damage with perk weapons / level
>on top of increasing the weapon damages
what the fck

>>153537059
>Kriss doing the same damage as SCAR
Good balance m8

>>153537208
>>153537423
okie dokamo

>mp5, p90 & kriss remain unchanged

>>153537557
shit

>>153537408
you use the flamethrower instead

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>>153536568
It was a proof of concept objective map that TWI made official even though they haven't put in objective mode.

So it's a proof of concept for a concept that doesn't exist yet.

>>153537059
The recoil move from hollow point to passive would be good.
The partial capacity move from high cap to passive would be terrible, making tactical reload too obvious of a choice.

Making SWAT retardedly OP, no. You can't have possibly figured up the DPSs of your stats and compared them to other weapons, and considering SMGs' ease-of-use, thought this was a balanced suggestion.

>>153537661
>you use the flamethrower instead
doin solo, gotta use the MWG on scrakes/FPs/boss

>>153537208
>SWAT is shit!
>b-b-but their weapons are too strong! :<<<<
Get fucked.

>>153538178
idiot

>>153538294
meant to reply to >>153537208

>>153538021
i did actually, i just mixed kf1's SCAR damage value up with kf2's and forgot i had typed out a 50% damage bonus for the perk

what bout

>1.4% damage bonus / level
>mp7 damage buffed to 20
>kriss damage buffed to 35 just so it can decap gorefasts

Drop MP7's weight by 1 block. Its stats otherwise are perfectly fine.

>>153538394
No I didn't, you idiot

>>153538762
Stop pretending to be me, faggot. Man, you're so gay.

Anyone else want MP7 KF1-itized, by lightening it to 3 weight, and reducing base mag to 20?
Adjust the damage to fit that, probably back to 20.

Then you could have the best two SMGs, a medpistol, and a third SMG. Or, you'd still have the option of taking the three best SMGs.

How to make SWAT good
4% bonus starting armor (max 100)
4% maximum armor capacity (max 100)
30% + 2% armor discount (max 80%)
8% bash damage per level (max 200%)

Battering Ram repairs 25 armor
Assault Armor increases max armor by 100%

Level 15: Suppression Rounds merged with Cripple: 200% stumble power with 30% slow


Level 20: Cripple replaced with Electric Shock. 30% chance to applying EMP to a zed.

Normal max armor: 200. With Assault Armor: 300. Taking both Heavy Armor Training and Assault Armor at start with level 25: 200 armor at start.

Level 25 with 75% armor discount and Assault Armor: can buy 300 armor with just 225 dosh.

Boom now you have your le ebin tanky armor man

>tfw people everywhere are wanting buffs to muh swat
gimme gimme :3

Demo is bugged and gimped. GS doesn't feel quite right. So I've been swatting it up.

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>>153538807
I just want the MP5's iron sights to be slightly less obtrusive.

Or the ability to put holographic sights on every weapon.

Also light machine guns.

>>153539817
Yeah, I'm hoping they'll let use customise the practicality of our weapons. And yes, LMGs WHEN.

>FPS game
>No LMG at all
e b i n design

>>153539817
I wish SWAT was actually a hybrid class.
t1 would be a 10mm Glock
t2 would be a MP5
t3 would be a Remington 870 shotgun
t4 would be a M4 assault rifle

>>153539863
>Squad based FPS
>No squad automatic weapon for support

REEEEEEEEE

>no riot shields that allow you to use a one handed weapon such as handguns, smgs and knives
>no lmg so you can swap out your riot shield for more dakka
honestly wtf is twi doing? scratching their balls all day?

>>153540065
why would SWAT have a light machine gun

What is a good sharpshooter perk line? I been messing with it a bit and I am not sure if I like sniper or not.

>>153540110
Why not nigga. It's the heavy armour perk. It's the taktikool/armyman/fuck your shit up perk.

>>153540186
right right left right
25 is personal preference as always

>>153527538
>>153528130
med ar/pistol/dbs is the best loadout.

>can solo scrakes with ease
>can dbs jump to kite fps infinitely
>can jump over zeds to escape corner traps/chokepoints

Give me a good reason for SWAT to exist when it's just a Commando clone.
Pro tip: you can't

>>153540415
MP5.

czech m8 tbqh

>Commando has no HK weapons
Literally shit class. And don't give me that "L85 is HK!"

>>153531668
>demo
all left
>zerk
all right

>>153540467
Is High Impact and Armour Pierce really worth it? It all sounds good in a vacuum, but good luck in an actual match. Also, critical hits with explosives? Basically never happen--unless they've changed something recently.

Extra Rounds is legit' as fuck as well. I understand you ideally want direct hits but it's not very reliable and that splash is garbage currently.

>>153540257
Thanks, I just tried it in solo and it feels a lot better.
I swapped Always prepared for dead eye though. I don't buy armor because that shit for people who get hit. so I always have ammo money. Cheers!

>>153540464
You kinda made me want the Commando to get an 805 BREN now. Thanks.

>>153540549
You can oneshot scrakes with high impact, and fps lose over half their health from a single rpg to the head. Concussive rounds just bounces trash around and pisses off the classes that need to aim.

>>153540689
Always Prepared is 25% more ammo, not armor.

>>153540976
I know, but what I am saying is I normally don't run out anyways. there is always a support I can take from in a wave if a need to. Normally never do. So yeah the extra ammo is nice but I never seem to run out so it does not bother me.
Maybe once I get my friends to leave hard, which is easy as hell

>>153541071
>Hard
Yeah that would explain it

Does anyone else notice bullets being blocked for no reason? Like I shoot at something and there's no hit, no tracer, nothing at all.

Post your main, again.

Post your Medic build.
I go all left.

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>>153542463
every thread until you love me

Just started playing again, last time was GS update.
Is the most effective thing i can do against blocking zeds is wait? Shit is getting real annoying with gorefasts blocking the moment they come out.
Havent played much atm, but is there any other surprises i should take note from?

>>153542803
yes

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>>153542463
I'm boring.

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>>153542463
Imagine getting the call to suit up, because there's a riot. Imagine that it's been your job for the last three years to bludgeon hippies and manhandle environmentalists. Now imagine it's dawning on you that your nightstick probably isn't gonna be enough for the swarms of 'not-quite-rioters' that are shambling madly toward you. Three weeks, and several dozen smashed skulls later it's tough not to wonder whether his affinity for unsolicited violence is all that got Briar through.

Potato Fools Day biography

My favorite color is Yelowwwwwwwwwwww.

>>153542608

>Not going all left EXCEPT for move speed

Shit build you got there.

>>153536568

It won by default.
It was the only barely satisfactory entry in its Objective category.

Also Nuked missed out because the TW Employee in charge of submissions was so busy dreaming about being gangbanged by /kfg/ that he mistakenly disqualified Nuked as a late submission.

>>153544107
>being selfish medick

>>153544107
>not going lrlrr

how much of a faggot can you even be

>>153544272
well to be honest nuked isn't that much better

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>>153544593

Is it still a week between drops? I haven't played since right before they added the Sharpshooter in, and I'm thinking of getting back into it since they gave out those stupid skins.

>>153545472
24 hours between drops

>doesn't seem to show the song name each wave anymore
>no vocals in the songs even though I have them set to have vocals
Bit disappointed by that.

>>153525286
Why does he ave no head?

>>153539354
>Demo is gimped

how? It's probably the strongest perk in the game

>>153539354
Honestly I don't think SWAT needs a buff as much as it needs an overhaul.

As fun as the SMGs are, outside of level 25 the skills are fucking boring.

>>153540549
you can forego armour piercing until scrakes start spawning, otherwise there's no point

reload speed is generally more useful than the damage, as is extra ammunition

Mad Bomber doesn't really work properly, as it wont speed up reloads if you're already reloading.

>>153546643
>Mad Bomber doesn't really work properly, as it wont speed up reloads if you're already reloading.
i hate this so much, gunslinger is the same too

why is sharpshooter so lackluster in kf2 compared to how godly it was in kf1

>>153546731
I need to check if Firebug's Zed-Time skill that lets him shoot in real time is still broken on the trenchgun.

Apparently they didn't take the pumping into account which is funny because you can slamfire the 1897. Truly a shining example of being gun nuts.

>>153546907
Because they literally split the perk in half?

The sharpshooting an gunslinging are both still satisfying, but now sharpshooter is just designated to using single-fire and lever-action weaponry, which is pretty satisfying if you can aim.

>it's a "demo with knockdown/stumble/whatever skills using m79" episode

>>153546907
Headshots are harder

>>153546907
It's better

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>>153546907
it isn't
>mfw trying to play kf1 now

>people wanting SWAT to be riot shields and/or LMGs
Yes, I've read most riot shield "ideas" and they all suck.

>when you hold it up you have X% higher damage resistance
So a glorified block? Berserker can already act as a pure tank if you want it to.
>you can pull out your weapon while you have it up
And have no ADS or get a huge recoil penalty because you're holding a 2-handed weapon with one hand? Why? You could just unequip the shield and shoot the zeds from a reasonable range and not miss shots constantly. Again, a Berserker can do this better. If you want a pure tank you can set it up to be that, but you can also use your weapon at a range where you can also switch to blocking almost immediately.
>it goes on your back and gives you a passive resistance/increased armor
Then it's nothing more than an aesthetic touch that could easily be implemented as a cosmetic and/or a skill.
>hitting a zed with the shield is a guaranteed stumble
You mean like weapon bashes currently are?
>you can run with it and stumble/knock zeds down
So like the current level 25 perk, just outside of zed time? And even now we run into issues where if a zed is stumbled or stunned, it can't be knocked down at the same time. And just being able to knock down Scrakes or Fleshpounds is simultaneously worthless and overpowered. Worthless because you already have a grenade that stuns anything except bosses, overpowered because just running into a Fleshpound would knock it down.
>it acts as a melee weapon but with passive DR, its melee options aren't that strong but it has high crowd control modifiers
The only semi-decent idea I've read, but because at that point it's just a melee weapon that you presumably can't use your gun with, it wouldn't be very fun to use. The Pulverizer can knock zeds down right now, so unless you want it to be able to knock down Fleshpounds and Scrakes, it would just turn SWAT into an inferior Berserker.

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>Gunslinger loses heads over time now
Well, that's new from when I last played.
>>153542463
Classic Briar a best.

>>153547358
i don't mind how gunslinger's rack em up works now, but doing the same to SS was a mistake

>>153547384
I haven't been able to play SS because my PC was down for quite a while. Sounds like it's not great.

>>153547358
>no ski mask

why can i solo HOE easily as 25 gunslinger but can't as 25 support

>>153547468
Cuz you're not sanic

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>>153547276
>mfw no matter what they do SWAT will either stay an inferior commando or become an inferior zerk

>>153547468
Probably the extra movement speed. You'd be amazed how much it helps.

>>153547276
I imagine it would just make you invulnerable from attacks from the front by anything other than a siren or big dude, so you would basically be a welded door that people can shoot over.

You could use like, a machine pistol with it

it would just be like zerkwalling but more extreme


I think trip was purposefully a bit obscure with their future plans so that people wouldn't get angry when they change them, but people still got angry when they turned out to be different to their speculation.

>>153547453
I haven't gotten one. I keep getting fucking headbands.

>>153547520
They could make SWAT more interesting by giving it a lot more utility than other perks. I like the full speed crouching and aiming, and I'm disappointed there aren't more skills like that.
I want a skill that lets you stumble zeds from a distance with your flashlight, a skill that regenerates armor in zed time, or a skill that increases sprint speed when at full health.

>>153547545
>I imagine it would just make you invulnerable from attacks from the front by anything other than a siren or big dude, so you would basically be a welded door that people can shoot over.
Hilariously broken. It would make Berserker's role as a tank utterly redundant. And other than making the shield a skill, how would you stop people from off-perking it?
>You could use like, a machine pistol with it
No thanks. I'd rather not have Tripwire make a new weapon (shield) and another weapon (machine pistol) that are utterly useless on their own but can only be useful when combined. If I wanted items you need to combine to be useful I'd play Yu-Gi-Oh.

see >>153539972

I really think SWAT would have been better as a jack of all trades perk, the one you pick when you don't know what to pick

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>>153547062
>it's a firebug sets big zeds on fire and runs away episode

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>>153547062
>mfw use stumble and reload speed+ammo+area effect for extra buttblast while I watch zeds fly across the map

1. why is hans silent when running now
2. why does he warp around, is that supposed to be him dodging?
3. the new spawn on outpost is annoying shit

>>153548047
>another pistol as a tier 1
No thanks.
>MP5 as tier 2
Fix the horrid iron sights and maybe.
>a pump-action shotgun as a tier 3
Support already has one as his tier 1 and it sucks ass. No thanks.
>a generic assault rifle as a tier 4
Why would I want a weapon on par with the AK-12 as a tier 4? Why would we go from being a poor Commando imitation to being an even more poor Commando imitation?
And no, don't even start suggesting an LMG as the tier 4.

I hate to admit it but Tripwire made SWAT's weapons feel almost just right, minus the MP5s iron sights. If you're gonna make another perk with no specific weapon category, you'll need to bring something new and fun to the table, not just reuse the lower tiers from other perks.

>>153548306
Nigger fuck did you even read what I said.

>>153548306
>Support already has one as his tier 1 and it sucks ass.
opinion discarded

>>153548463
A jack of all trades doesn't have to be bad like your version of it is.
If you explicitly design a perk with the idea that you're supposed to play it when you don't know what you play, you'll have a horrid perk that pleases nobody.

>>153548547
How do you know the weapons are bad when they aren't even real?

>If you explicitly design a perk with the idea that you're supposed to play it when you don't know what you play, you'll have a horrid perk that pleases nobody.
How did you come to that conclusion?

You just have no idea what you're talking about.

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>join random server
>it puts me on hard
>play sharpshooter
>can't stay still to snipe threats because there's a constant stream of stalkers and crawlers

The fuck? Did they increase the amount that spawn or something? It was practically non-stop.

>>153548661
>How do you know the weapons are bad when they aren't even real?
Because they sound bad and I am a qualified super-expert on this subject.
>How did you come to that conclusion?
Because "the one you pick when you don't know what to pick" sounds just like that.

>>153548306
to be fair, it would have been neat for SWAT to get a machine pistol as a T1
something that can't kill a clot in one headshot

>>153548279
Hans can dodge like crazy now. And he throws grenades while sprinting. And some hint on loading screen says that you always take full damage from his melee attacks, even if parrying.

>>153549683
that doesnt answer my question

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>>153549683
>you always take full damage from his melee attacks, even if parrying.

>>153539972
This is literally the fucking medic

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>>153548279
>>153549729
>Does the sound of his non-stop taunts, grenade of grenades, and hyperventilation not give his position away?
>Exo-suit agility boost meme
>Stop being a truck shitter

Hi, i have been trying to launch the Killing floor 2 SDK, but every time it just bug splats. I can't find a fix anywhere. i have tried uninstalling and reinstalling, verifying integrity of kf2.

>>153550152
i didnt hear him make any sounds, i guess my game could have fucked up or i didnt listen for the sound of his erection
if that's what theyre going with i guess it works
yeah let me camp by the shooting range im sure it's more fun with pubbies, or i could watch them all wipe in the big center area, or i could hold shift+w for 40 minutes

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>>153549683
>see hans about to dodge and slide to the side
>think I can catch him on the sly and hit my RPG where he passes by
>split second before it was about to hit him his jet back pack moves him back the direction he came from

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>>153539817
it's called the P90 xdd

>>153550703
I want to FUCK that smug anime

>>153550795
when you say that do you imagine yourself fucking a cartoon ? or dose she suddenly become human?

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>>153550892
I just imagine myself in the anime form too. I've tried picturing the idea of them as 3d humans and it just gets mixed results, the former feels much safer and shameful.

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>>153550328

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/kfg/ I need your feeling on this.

I'm the guy who made KF-GreenStreet. I'm very busy this days but I have an idea that was running through my mind since a long time, and the release of KF2 soon is pushing my ass.

I wanted to make a custom album with some home made tracks that could fit in KF2.
I have nothing to show so far but a track I made some time ago.

https://soundcloud.com/lemmyrodul/malandrin

I'd like to make something with a better production, and a lot more metal, less rock, and KF2 oriented of course.

What do you think about this project guys? I would like to know what you guys think about this.

I'll update my map too for the 2 anons that liked it

>>153551216
huh...the more you know i suppose

>>153546907
maps do not have extremely long, open sightlines and you are not shooting at very slow-moving targets

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What did he mean by this?

>>153552564
Fuck your whore mothers.

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>>153542463
She's so pretty

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>>153542463

>>153542463
To lazy to take a picture but Strasser with a white doctors mask.

>>153553330
>Kei
Fuck yeah

why is the KF1 soundtrack better than the KF2 soundtrack

>>153554140
Nostalgia goggles

>>153554140
it isn't

>>153554140
More zynthetic, less christian metal.

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>>153542463

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Minimize battle chatter has stopped working like it used to. If I mute the dialogue volume will I still hear the trader and zed lines?

>>153555615
bretty gud ebin

>>153555615
wtf is that

>>153525928
Why is it the Mkb 42H and not the StG44? I get that it's what was available in limited numbers during 1942, but there's no reason for Hans to have them in particular, or for the Mkb to be the commando weapon in KF1.

why do cosmetics in this game have to be so stupid expensive
fuck that shit man

>>153555615
Dude what

>>153555615
>14.60 e for the gas mask

RRRRRREEEEE

>>153526419
I got it because I though it wouldn't have a ripped trouser leg and a half-tucked shirt.

By the way, do you think a Bond/Archer-like character would be good? With a choice of either a charming suit or black fatigues or something?

Pic related is as close as I can get, it's awful and makes me very sad.

>>153551414

>I'm the guy who made KF-GreenStreet.
Yes I remember it. It was pleasant.

>I wanted to make a custom album with some home made tracks that could fit in KF2.
Actually producing your own music? Well that's up to you, whatever suits your tastes and preferences.
If you're wondering how to turn your custom music into files that KF2 will actually recognise and play, then there are people here that can tell you how to do that too.

Go for it bud.

>>153556252
Because DUDE 24 HOUR DROP COOLDOWN LMAO

What's the best perk to use when playing on a 32 player HoE server?

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>>153542463

>>153557440
Medick. But you probably will not be able to suck so much cocks alone.

>>153557567
You can raise the visor?

>>153556252
If more people would open crates and USB's the prices would eventually go down.
Supply and demand goy.

>>153557751
yep. but fuck if im doing that when I only care about a couple of hats that I can live without.

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>>153555615
pretty similar

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>>153529665
we can be depressed together..

>>153547358
Do note that the stacks stay even if you miss in between headshots now. It really is better now imho.

>>153542463
see pic

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>>153529892

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>>153542463

>>153557626
Nah, its another cosmetic - front row up

I thought you guys don't like that cosmetic shit cancer that kills games.

>>153558282
Cute!

>>153558431
Yeah but it's free so I can at least play dress up

>>153558431
anon how do purely cosmetic items kill games

>>153558618
TF2

>>153558418
Wish we had this stuff in my day.

>>153556598
Almost all these items was cheaper ingame and market a few time ago, while game was dead.

>>153558431
the only time cosmetic cancer kills games is when a competitive game degrades into one where people only care about extremely expensive gear, like knives in csgo, or unusuals in tf2. but kf2 is far from a competitive game. it doesnt even fucking matter if your character wears particle shit everywhere because...theres no real pvp. theres that zed mode but the zeds can see you regardless of what cosmetics you wear, and nothing else matters.

>>153558431
Who said that? I love my cowboy hat and pink sunglasses

>>153558431
There was a bug when you can join server and all ingame skins appeared in your ingame inventory. Was bretty good to play with all golden or swag items and make people butthurt.

Holy jesus fuck what did they do to Hans with yesterdays update

It's like he has no delays between actions, he can seemingly shit nades while doing his melee charge and sprinting, all while dodging around like fucking mad

>>153558927
Aw I missed it.

>>153558431
It's cancer and it should go, not to mention that all weapons skins are fucking horrible

>>153558936
He is just the superior human.

>>153558936
He could do that since the update before this one.

>>153558936
Superior aryan genetics, anon

swat is pretty garbage
if a class can't do anything to big zeds then it's trash

swat
firbug
berserker

all useless classes

>>153559004

I know about the dodging, but the whole sprinting and shitting nades at the same time? That has to be new.

>>153559067
SWAT isn't really good, but you're retarded.
Stun + Kriss trivializes Scrakes.

>>153559067
Yes, if a class can only deal with trash then its trash, but you forget commando there buddy

>>153559067
Nah, you're just a shitter

>>153559067
bait

>>153559097
It's "new" but it wasn't added with THIS update, it was added with the one prior to it.

>>153559067
>if a class can't do anything to big zeds then it's trash
>what is flashbang on scrakes
swat takes them out faster than commandos, as well as with a lot less risk.

>>153559161
commando has the health bar which is very good for killing big guys
and it does relatively good damage to scrakes

>>153558694
Valve spent years adding shit to TF2 before cosmetics flooded it. Who really expects a game to consistently be updated with completely new content and weapons a decade later?

>le flash bang the scrake meme

like other classes can't disable a scrake?

>>153559359
not to mention kf1 has some fucking ugly cosmetic dlc packs, like those neon guns.

>>153559323
>relatively good damage to scrakes
not to mention specials who pop in 3-4 shots

>>153559415
Flashbang is by far the easiest one to pull off and coordinate.

>>153559441
Hey! The neon kriss vector was my jam

>>153559476
Demo's dynamito is easier.

>>153559415
1v1, not many that can also kill it instantly. swat is the most effective scrake killer after sharpshooter got nerfed. not to mention its great to have another source of scrake killing if the game coordinator decides to spawn in 4 scrakes and your zerker is out of emps/whatever else.
>>153559509
im sorry for your loss.

>>153559323
>commando has the health bar which is very good for killing big guys
The health bar is literally just a gimmick.

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>>153559476
Someone should remake the twisted christmas KF1 models and send them to Tripwire before next holiday so that they can add the classic Christmas models as another variation of the christmas zeds that spawn just for cosmetic effect.

Could even rip the old voices out of the game. Actually, somebody could probably make them as custom zeds before Tripwire does it. Or they could make the models and put them in the non-mod workshop.

>>153559753
>Or they could make the models and put them in the non-mod workshop.
Those kinds of submissions aren't accepted, you know.

Was trying today commando with all skills on big mags and it was quite some fun. Sure you do less damage and recoil is noticeable, but zed time extension is even more easier than before. Also nonstop trash cleaning is more enjoyble and you can spray scrakes to death.
But yeah, you will need more dosh and overall your damage is weaker.
Just would be cool, if you, commando-anon, will try this to. It's not bad.

>swat is the most effective scrake killer after sharpshooter got nerfed
>sharpie can oneshot scrakes
>i mean yeah sharpie is weak but he can oneshot scrakes one after anorher
>swat is the most effective
>swat effective

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>tfw SWAT joins you game

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Which one should I open?

>>153560520
All USBs

>>153560594
>one

>>153560520
It'd probably be cheaper to buy what you want off the market

>>153560520
Of course you need to open crate which has more overall price of it's items.

>>153560621
ALL OF THEM BITCH

>one gameplay post about game mechanics
>zero replies
>one post about cosmetics and crates
>insta 3 replies
>ayy lmao cancer who cares about cosmetics cancer

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>>153560792
>mommy they replied to a question instead of replying to my blog post!!!

>>153560912
>4chan is literally the blog

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>>153542463

>trying to argue about game balance with a bunch of people who only play hard mode

just lol

>>153561382
no we play suicidal sometimes

...on Cube

>>153561382
Fuck you buddy I beat SuperPerkTraining on HOE.

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>>153561452
>Urgh Hmpf... SUicidal And HoE Too Hard Pleas Nerf TrapWiror!!!!!!! Heh... Dum Gam e Gonna Refund This Gay Magic Mickey!!!!!!!!

>>153561382
/kfg/ plays suicidal and hell on earth though

I only play hard at low levels or when warning up first match

What's the difference between field-tested and mint, and why aren't all 3 of these just styles?

>>153561718
Jews

>>153561718
the difference is wear. the reason why its not a style? so you buy more crates. in reality, very few people buy/use lower wear skins since they normally look like shit.

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>>153560446
>tfw Support joins your game

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>>153561890
>>153561983
Oh, was just skimming through the market and wondering because they look almost the exact same.

Also
>you will never unbox a cheese gun

I am the hoe expert and I am triggered.

>>153562116
Why do devs always fuck up gold stuff, only gold always looks horrible.

>>153562116
Golden guns look so awful and lazy in this game, if I got one I'd just sell that shit to some idiot for dosh

>>153562039
>tfw weeb in your team and he want some good old cock.

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>>153562116
they might depending on the gun, but a lot of battle scarred guns look like shit, same with field tested. its identical to csgo in that regard. (this is a battle scarred cyberbone)

and im glad I sold my gold revolver. it looks like total ass in game. I'm fine with golden guns but even the golden texture looks like shit, fucking cod golden guns look better by miles.

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>>153562227
>>153562238
Gears of War is probably the only game that does gold skins right. And they also don't lock them behind crates.

>>153562117
Yeah I bet you're an expert on hoes

TW just put out a new trailer for Rising Storm 2 in case anyone is interested.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL6WoBuASig

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>>153562116
I prefer KF1's golden handcannon

>tfw if tripwire adds an M16 to commando they'll probably remove the sexy default sights and add some meme red dot like every other weapon

>>153529806
maybe you and your friend needs to stop acting like fucking cunts

So if you have anime avatar you basically want someone to fuck you, right? I can fuck all of you.

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>>153562241
I sure do, sir

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>There are still people who don't use the best Deagles in existence in conjunction with Fan Fire for sweet replays

>>153562846
That doesn't look gold at all. In fact, it looks white.

>>153563105
Give me your steam :3

>>153563326
>ana

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>>153560446
>>153562039
>>153562241
>>153563105
>>153563442
>/kfg/ in a nutshell

>>153563326

Oh baby

Time to sit down and grind out the last GS levels

>>153563646
Maybe all generals?

>>153563683
Just use a grind server desu, the lvl 25 talents make GS so goddamn fun

Holy shit, I got kicked from a server for not giving a sharpshooter my money. He was bugging me like "share the wealth" and "share your dosh you greedy pig".
This was from waves 2-4 on a long suicidal, I was a zerk and I was cutting trash to pieces.
Is this something I didn't know until now?

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>>153563646
Pretty tame compared to other generals

>>153563646
Yeah, we're just guys who love cock. Nothing wrong with it and we all have 'em.

You'd love dicks too if you would just try one instead of being a normie.

>>153563823
He's probably just a shitter.

Railgun all degenerates

t. SS main

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>>153563646
Pretty sure this is just ironic, if not then real subtle. Go compare it to most other generals where anime posting and ERPing are a lot more obvious and legit.

>>153564205
>ironic
You poor fool

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>>153563646
anime must die

>>153555615
>mixing a german mask from the 40s with a modern russian helmet
no

>>153564983
>giving a shit about historical accuracy in KF2

>>153563823
lol he's gotta get is sniper...

>>153562484
The gold weapons were actually nicely done in KF1 IIRC

The Victorian pack is close to what they should be like

>>153564205
>ironic
you must not have been in the steam group around kf2's release.

>>153564205
>implying I ironically like dick

I make dick rate threads on /b/ just to fap to what's posted.

>>153565334
You're right, I did dodge the group

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>grind zerk up to level 25 for that sweet real-time katana swings
>don't want to play it anymore because I can't level it up

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>>153565480

>>153560520

I want to say SWAT USB since I made it, but if you want the most VALUABLE items you should just open some crate.

>>153563326
What is that thing in top-mid of screen?

>>153566335
The "Rack Em Up" skill, 10% more damage per headshot up to 50%
Then it drops off, it's what makes Gunslinger so good against big guys

>>153566335
Rack Em Up

>>153566335
A crosshair, its disgusting I know

>>153563326
>using crosshairs
y tho

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1) High Capacity Mags for AA12+Red Dot Shotgun / Reload for AA12+DBS+offperk
2) I go with Salvo, don't really see the point of extra health unless you play with retards and no medic.
3) I know Tight Choke is good for having some range and also to blast the big guys head of, but... Armor Piercing just goes trough everything. I prefer saving ammo with armor piercing. Lining ZEDs up is the skill part in playing Support.
4) Resupply Pack obvious choice. Maybe Stumble if you play SOLO and have 3 weapons
5) Whichever seems fun. But Barrage + Tight Choke is death sentence to all big guys near you in ZED time

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>>153566676
because it's useful?

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>>153567153
>using crosshairs at all
If you want to aim down play SS

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>>153567063
>Barrage + Tight Choke is death sentence to all big guys near you in ZED time
unless i happen to be reloading the moment zed time starts which happens
EVERY
TIME

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>>153567312
It's my style my man get off my case, will you?

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>>153531656
>I did heal
>>153529806
>heal them occasionally, focus on killing more because I'm not taking 4xp
>25 demo getting more and more irate because we're not healing him
>we agree to heal everyone else but him

>Everyone except the guy who started bitching and dying to the dumbest shit
>"we agree to heal everyone else but him"

>>153531940
>I'd rather play the game and trigger autists

???
You can't make this up

>>153563873
So how come the others voted me off? Just a sheep mentality?

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>sharpshooter weapons only have one skin
>it's expensive and also ugly as shit

>>153568223
I don't know how to learn to make them.

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>>153567612
>hold fire and wait for zed time
>no zed time
>start shooting
>zed time triggers once you fire your last shot

FUN

gunslinger
ss
commando
firebug
swat
demo
support
medic
berserker

NOT FUN

>>153569834
fuck

this is a scale of fun to not fun

not "this is fun" "this isn't fun"

so gunslinger is funnest, bersker least fun

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>>153567612
>in the middle of reloading the AA12
>zed time kicks in
>wanting to hurry the fuck up so I can do something with it
>just as I finish the reload animation the zed time ends just before I fire off the first shot
I fucking swear this happens a lot, the last bit of reload takes 5 seconds in itself (looking at you demo) unless you've got faster reload in zed time like slinger.

>>153569834
>support less fun than commando

lol

>>153569834
That's some shit taste right there

Is SWAT supposed to fill the "tank" role like the medic did in KF1? Or has that been kind of forgotten about?

>>153570694
berserker is the """"tank"""" by far.
but no class should be a tank class it's stupid this isn't a fantasy rpg

>>153570370
>support
>shred anything after getting your AA12
>commando
>be useless against anything that isn't stalkers
lol

>>153570982
Well i kind of liked the tanking aspect of the medic in KF1. But if thats the case then what exactly is the advantage of SWAT?

>>153568570
i always trigger zed time myself and it pisses me off

>>153571045
run and gun faster than memeando

So with martial artist supposedly dead how about the next class is one based on zed time itself?

Instead of grenades, it has a stim hypo that triggers zed time, with 3 charges and a 30 second global cooldown

>>153571045
have a pea-shooter that decaps in two shots lol
coupled in with gorefasts now blocking they aren't even good trash clearers compared to commando

i have no idea why they get armour bonuses it doesn't fit the class.
the thing they need is move speed not armour

>>153571045
Commando's the hybrid between sharpshooter and SWAT, he'll probably get some heavier rifles while SWAT gets gimmicky weapons and SMGs.

SWAT is like the CoD player character.

>>153571340
See thats why i was thinking they were going to fullfill the tanking role. Those armor perks seem to fall in line with that.

Needs a riot shield too.

>>153571294
i hope not lol

next class is electric paralyse guns that can kill FPs good but as useless as firebug

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How hard do you guys think they'll fuck up the designs/voices of the event zeds because they want to be "unique"?

Anyone know where the Mario zed mutator is? I can't find it at all.

>>153571632
well armour is shit for a tank because once it's gone it's gone.
unlike berserker health which is basically infinite with a medic pumping you full of blue stuff


so if the tank is supposed to get hit and absorb damage, his armour will go quickly and he'll be a squishy normie for the rest of the round