Senran Kagura General - /skg/ #865

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I wanna marry Mirai!

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BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

>>153454557
Mirai is a children.

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Thickposting!

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>>153454634
Mirai identifies as a sexy lady.

>>153454749
I don't care what she thinks she is. She has the body and the mind of a kid. Try convincing any police officer she's not.

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>>153454818
Mirai has friends in the police force!

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>>153454986
I hope the senran police force doesn't mind if I keep officer Ryoubi busy

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>>153455224
Don't worry they aren't particularly good police anyway.

I really, REALLY like Kafuru.

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>>153455417
Lies. ever since the senran police force became active, Crime has dropped by 32%!

>>153455730
yeah but until they can be responsible I don't think the senran police deserve weapons
#mooklivesmatter

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>>153456125
That won't stop police chief Daidouji

>>153456769
I wanna be locked in a cell with Daidouji

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>date Homura
>get taken to the gym to work out with her
>she and her friends get free admission because they clean up the place after hours
>it's a special gym for shinobi but she didn't tell you that
>walk in
>Yozakura knocked the sand out of a punching bag and throws it onto a large pile of broken bags
>Yomi is squatting 20pl8, full ATG no problem
>Haruka is doing yoga in the corner
>Asuka is doing a farmer's walk (practically a sprint) with 15pl8 on the hex bar
>Murakumo is benching 30pl8 with one hand for reps
>Mirai is curling 5lb dumbbells
>Ryobi is doing 700lb leg lifts
>Ryona is doing shit form on purpose
>Murasaki's hair is doing 500lb preacher curls for reps
>Miyabi is OHP-ing 900 lbs with a snatch grab
>Imu is going full sonic blast on the treadmill
>Hikage is doing 900lb lunges
>Naraku is doing a two minute mile in the basketball court with 30lb ankle weights on
>loli Kagura is playing with 30lb dumbbells in the kid's area
>Hibari is doing 2T back extensions for reps
>Katsuragi is doing 40pl8 deadlifts
>Shiki is doing 20pl8 landmine presses
>Minori is eating candy while doing 80pl8 one-handed power cleans
>Yumi is hitting the elliptical so hard it's nearly bursting into flames
>Hanabi is doing 4,000 weighted sit-ups with 4pl8
>Renka is nearly making the battle rope catch on fire
>Kafuru is hammer curling 20lbs
>Ryoki is drinking tea at the receptionist desk
>Sayuri is reading a fashion magazine at the receptionist desk
>Hanzo is walking around the gym trying to sneak peeks at the girls while Sayuri's occupied

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>>153455417

They're almost too good

>>153455730
Asuka when home to fuck her boyfriend Baseball-kun after this photo shoot!

Is...is this a pachinko machine?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4xE_TmY_YM

>>153457961
>September announcement will be Pachinko Senran

LMAO just kill the franchise laready

>>153457961
Pachinko themed NW cards when?

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>>153458093
>tfw it turns out to be true

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>>153457425
>Mirai is curling 5lb dumbbells

Delete this! Mirai is strong enough to carry around her huge Gatling gun over her shoulder in SK2 and aim her Valkyrie by squeezing it between her thighs!

I don't know what to make of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Eum7pdMlmQ

>>153458369
Dude, it's only 2lbs. It shoots evil shinobi energy which doesn't really have any weight.

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>>153457961
>>153458415
FUCK.

Dammit. I enjoyed the series while it lasted. Rest in peace, girls.

>>153457425
...I think that's the point where I'd have to stop seeing any of them again and just cry at home with the door locked.

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>>153458451
Your dick is only 2lbs, and you're just projecting your insecurity onto everyone else!

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>>153458470
>YOU'RE NOT GOING HOME UNTIL YOU DO SOME REPS

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>>153457961
>>153458415
Kill me.

>>153458696
You're not my mom.

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>>153458696
I-I work out! I'm just... I don't...

It's really intimidating since you're all so much better than me and it kind of makes me feel really shit...
I mean Mirai's only hefting 5lbs, but we all know she's slacking off, given her usual arsenal.

>>153458747
Hey, maybe it'll be used to fund creation of the actual games? I know movie stars do that kind of thing.

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>>153457961
>>153458415
>mfw this is the september announcement

>>153459284
if somethings going pachinko it means it's dead my dude. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rszPXD8PSdY

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>>153458415
It looks like most of the art resources in the pachinko game are reused from the anime, but there is some stuff I don't think I've seen before. I'd like to have clean rips of it, but that's probably never going to happen. Oh well.

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>>153457961
>>153458696
Stop this.

STOP THIS.

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>>153459564
Well maybe then Takaki will leave Marvelous and found a new IP via crowdfunding to make the game he actually wants to. pic related

>>153457961
>>153458415

I swear to fuck if the announcement is a fucking pachinko machine, Takaki shall forever be on the same level of Konami in my mind.

>>153459972
Well I mean, he shared it on his twitter and it's only the 31st so...

Is it drama time?

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I love Hikage! Every thread!

Is it just me, or is EV really.... lousy? I pirated it, and everything just seems to be a straight step downward from SV. Heck, the game is struggling to even keep at 20FPS, along with the sound quality being really poor, slower gameplay (holy shit that recover time after dashes), and combos just being slower in general.

Maybe it's because it isn't the PS4 version, but I don't even have a PS4 to begin with.

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>Be her boyfriend
>Bed time
>Cuddling
>Your face attached to her bosom
>She takes and guides your hand
>It goes down, under her panties
>It feels wet, sticky and hot
>You look up at her
>She whispers
"I love you this much..."

>>153461613
Fuck off, Haruka.

>>153461465
It's a lot better on the PS4
And you're giving SV too much credit, it wasn't much if at all better in that regard. I didn't think it was slower or lower in sound quality, that might be a pirating issue

>>153461731
How old are you, 6? Afraid to like girls?

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>>153462096
I'm only afraid of Haruka!

>>153459868
So Uppers: Vancho Versus for PS4 VR?

IS this the end? Senran Kagura Pachinko.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Eum7pdMlmQ

How sad.

>>153461465
Might as well be an NES version.

I'm not even mad that Vita piracy is finally a thing. At least now people will play the system.

>>153462319
Oh, come on. What is there to be afraid of?

>>153461613
Not realizing that Haruka poked holes in your condoms!

Hoping for Fuga in the new event.

What's so wrong about Senran Kagura Pachinko? Besides Anime Haruka potentially harrassing Anime Hibari, along with all the non-canon stuff from the anime?

>>153461465
>20FPS

Methinks your computer a shit. Runs perfectly smooth on Vita and the sound quality is absolutely fine.

>>153463125
...Why? Why would she want babies so badly?

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Josui is the love of my life!

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>>153463264
>I'm gonna be a better mom than...that woman.
>He'll be a better dad than...him.
>I just know it! We'll have a happy family with no cheating!

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>>153463468
Haruka will be a better mom than her mom by spoiling her precious little doll even more and making sure she never gets away!

>>153463468
She knows she kind of person she was before falling in love with Anon. Would she risk to be a mom in sight of that past?

>>153463564
Daddy know from experience what that means...

>>153463163
I was under the impression a series was considered "dead" once a pachinko of it was made. I remember a load of people were pissed when the Haruhi one was revealed, they also thought it was going to be a season 3 announcement as well.

>>153463939
I don't think Saint Seiya is dead, but I'm not a fan of it.

>>153463564
But that will eventually make her no better than her mother.

>>153463163
This just made me realize something. With that stupid ass alternate realities thing being confirmed in EV, it means the anime could very well be canon in some way.

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>>153463564
>Haruka turned Hibari into a doll she can have sex with
>mfw

Stop with all the damn exclamation points

>>153464364
It's not like we should care about it, alternates realities will probably never be mentioned anyway.

>>153464364
I thought of the same odd, but I also think we need to see the multiverse only in the context of the games.

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>>153463790
>I-I can be different!
>I'll be a good mom!

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>>153464572
>shiki the most named senran

Yeah baby.

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>>153464313
The mistake Haruka's mother made was that Haruka was unhappy! She just didn't dote over her enough! Haruka will do better!

>>153464509
You're probably right, I just feel like it made things a lot more complicated than they had any right to be.

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>>153464572

>haruka kagura

Haruka Kagura Burst

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Someone help Kotaro

>>153464572
>cute girl hate boobs

Mirai and Ryoubi confirmed for cutest Senrans !

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>>153464642
Is it true that you have an innocence fetish? If so, would you still have a cute little child? How would you handle that desire?

>>153464864
M-Murakumo finally takes the knot!?

>>153464870
Ryoubi HAS boobs, thank you very much

>>153464704
But that makes her no better. As she's pretty much going to eventually do the same thing her mom did to her in an effort to not become her mom.

>>153465153
>Dressing up your daughter against her will for a LONG time
>Spoiling your daughter for a LONG time

Know the difference

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>>153465153
>But that makes her no better.

Yeah, duh. Haven't you already figured that out from the way she wants to keep cute little girls as her dolls, uses puppets to fight for her, and uses her "friends" for science experiments?

This event is an aphrodisiac event. Instructor is in trouble.

>>153465493
Haruka is a hypocrite! A hypocrite!

>>153465338
Shhh, there's no arguing when they get into the like her mom posting

>>153465548
If they make my waifu do lewd things, I will be mad!

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>>153465493
>Haruka is a manipulative bitch that doesn't care about anyone but herself.

>>153464906
Anon is still innocent as a dad! Haruka gets instantly wet when he's bashful!

>>153465684
Anon is gullible! GULLIBLE!

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Shiki's lounging around the house!

>>153464864
Pet themed event?

>>153465840
Don't make fun of him for believing something so depraved, but still believable.

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Zzzzz....

>If Instructor is Instructor and Beansprouts is Beansprouts and if Instructor is Beansprouts and Beansprouts are delicious then Instructor is delicious!

>>153465806
>Her Anon is a timid Anon
>Goes full spaghetti in bed
>Those two little birdies had a child

how

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>>153466064
More sleepwear/lingerie

>>153466131
Wow, it's like I'm really peering into Yomi's thought process!

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>>153466090
Please please PLEASE, GIVE ME A BABYDOLL HARUKA CARD

>>153466090
W-wait, did I take the aphrodisiac? She's looking way hotter than usual and...I have the strongest urge to procreate with her on the spot! I can't stop myself!

I'm going to cum inside this woman with the goal of making children!

>>153466064
>Pet themed event?
aphrodisiac.

>>153466371
>Seimei gets pregnant
>now she has a legit reason to sleep all she wants

Oh, it's alsoa dressup event, but this time you have a choice between Yumi, Tsubame and Kanon or doing all three

>>153466090
2 pillows for the price of 1!

>>153466595
>Yumi
>Tsubame
>Kanon

One of these is not like the other?

>>153466696
Yeah, Tsubame is ugly.

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>>153466090
If she's under the effect of aphrodisiacs, her agohes should have gone like this...

>>153466807
I'm gonna snip that ahoge.

>>153466787
It's Yumi, dumdum.

She's not a New Wave.

>>153466908

>implying there will ever be an event that doesn't have Yumi in it

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>>153466356
I'd fucking love one too, and the even does seem to involve her, buuuut they're using an old sprite for her. Better hope she rolls around in the mid event or something

>>153466220
She orgasms a little every time he says he's having trouble putting it in! Anon is so innocent and faithful!

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Goodmorning and/or afternoon skeegee!
How's everyone this goodmorning and/or afternoon?

slept like shit like night on my god

>>153466371
>put it in Seimei
>she mumbles about bananas
>cum in her
>she hugs you so tight that you can't escape
>you're forced to stay inside her for the entire duration of her 12-hour nap

Souji also has this month's kiss card.

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>>153467312
>rolls around in the mid event

Because she has rolls in her hair or becasuse rolling is Haruka's primary method of transportation?

>>153467481
Cumming in Seimei and getting her pregnant!
Having to introduce your sleepy, mean pregnant girlfriend to your parents for the first time!

Everyone trying to mack instructor except Ayame.

>>153467651
I'm gonna hunt you down and post unflattering pictures of your senran at you!

>>153468317
Oh no, don't post unflattering pictures of Murasame!

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Yawnn....

Shiki's just waking up! Please try to be quiet, you wouldn't want her to get all cranky!

Can someone explain to me what the appeal of these games are? I went in blind and downloaded Senran Kagura EV on my Vita. And the only thing I'm seeing is soft porn mixed with a fighting game. There is this masochist blonde with different iris colours and this weird serious brunette. Somehow in later scenes all of these girls have big breasts and they juggle constanly. Is this what you guys like? This "waifu" stuff?

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This is your maid tonight.

>>153468438
Does Shiki know any good tricks to untangling hair
When I have a bad night of sleep I always wake up with my hair twisted into a fucking celtic knot from tossing and turning

>>153468457

That's not Asuka, and that Maid is shit. you know how hard it is to get blood out of carpet? Just telling her not to think about Hibari when working isn't going to be effective I can already tell.

>>153468453
EV is not a point of pride for this series. Shinovi Versus or SK2 are much better points of entry.

>>153468317
You say that like you weren't going to post them anyway.

>>153468457
I bet Hibari would convince Yagyu to be one of her big brother's maid. She'd probably wind up riding his dick into the next morning hoping that she'd get pregnant so she'd be part of Hibari's family tree.

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>>153468453
>all of these girls have big breasts and they juggle constanly

No way, Mirai is really flat.

Now do you understand the appeal of the series?

>>153468453
The DS games were good side-scrollers that didn't sacrifice characters for titty. The Versus games are barely passable musous that regress the original cast into single personality points while piling on the fanservice.

>>153468453
I wouldn't have just hopped in on EV, Burst and SV are the proper start points

>>153468453

they're fun beat em up/musou games with shitloads of fan service. That's pretty much it.

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>>153468626
I bet you didn't see that coming.

>>153467346
Haruka loves it when Anon licks, nibbles and sucks her nipple! And even more when he goes to dreamland with it in his mouth!

>>153469083
I'd love it if Haruka went to dreamland permanently!

Ok, I think I might reconsider then. So you guys say that EV is not a good starting point? Is there a reason for this? I guess I'll check out the other ones. Any recommendations on the first entry thay I should play?

>>153469083
Haruka can't help but be completely submissive when her Anon has her in the missionary position but is has a full face blush and has trouble looking her in the eyes because he's so nervous!

They made a new new wave app that has full non bordered images of all the cards.

Hope those get ripped.

>>153469756

Start with SV on PC, if anything. Burst on 3DS is the true starting point, but the FPS is ass unless you pirate it on a N3DS and use the overclock function in CFW.

>>153469756
EV is full of inside jokes.

Go SV to EV to Burst to SK2.

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>>153469846
What, really? Finally!?

>>153467449
Woke up pretty late today, not that I had much planned.
Now I'm trying to finish SMT4.

>>153469846
I'm glad it seems they are making money off of it.

>>153469756
Senran Kagura Burst or Shinovi Versus, in my opinion. They both do a better job at introducing you to the characters and setting.

Burst has a somewhat better/more coherent plot but the gameplay in Shinovi Versus is better.

SK2 isn't bad by any means (most people call it their favorite game) but it kind of throws you right into the plot in the bad way if you aren't familiar with Burst.

EV is a weak starting point as the other guy just said. It barely introduces characters to you in any competent way and half of them are written like memes of themselves.

>>153470093
>>153469979
I'm of the persuasion that they should produce a new wave anime.

>>153469846
Wouldn't that make that people stop playing the game and just wait for the cards in that app?

>>153470314
People who play the game dont just do it for the art. Otherwise nobody would play the game and just look at the cards that are posted on the internet soon after the event starts.

>>153469816
Whenever they're done making out, she keeps him attached to her boobs as if her heartbeat could help him sleep! She seems dominant like that but deep down she's melting at how adorable he looks, like a little child in mommy's bosom!

>>153470464
But then nobody would post them on the internet if nobody played the game! In fact, they wouldn't even get made since the game would get shut down.

>>153469846
>all the cards

Fucking what?

>>153470601
>But then nobody would post them on the internet if nobody played the game!
You can rip the cards out of the mobage without actually getting the cards if you have the right software. That's how it's done for this and other mobage.

>>153469756

either start with burst, or SV. EV is literally just fanservice for people who like the characters in the series.

>>153466807
>Going to a furniture store.
>In your pyjamas.
>Sleeping in the display beds.
Who in there right mind would do that?

>>153471273

>he doesn't test the merchandise before buying it

I bet you like buying defective products from Ayame.

>>153471273
You didn't have PJ day at your school?

Allright thanks guys, I'll get SV then as I don't have a 3ds.

Nioh is probably the closest we will ever get to Senran Souls

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>>153471878
What about Onimusha ? it has a titty ninja at least. with boobs physics

>>153471628
Have fun.

>>153471878
I fear that Nioh is going to give me "makes me want to play something else" syndrome

Feudal japan settings make me want to play Okami super bad

>>153472604
I know what you mean

Playing senran games makes me want to play literally any other game because they're so fucking bad

>>153472604
>Okami
Man, I miss that game.

Finally. Death.

>>153475049
Hello death!

>>153473626
me too except having to fight orochi 3 times

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>>153475049
I'm ready to meet Ryouki!

>>153475184
I thought that was cool honestly
Okami does a lot of cool stuff

>>153475184
I still remember the first time I did the final Orochi battle. I had not lost a single fight and there was no way in hell I was losing this one.

But every time I went near her I got ripped apart. Then I realised she only attacks the player character.

So I kept my distance and dodged her ranged attacks and sent in Homura, who would spam up the arts gauge. Then I swapped out and sent Asuka to spam hers up.

With both gauges built high enough I could use their team ninja art.

Then I just repeated the pattern till she died. Took fucking ages.

>>153476209
True Orochi was the only battle a lost in SK2

bitch is hard

>>153476134
it was cool the second time but it was really boring the third

Ryouki scares me.

>>153476647
Well then you should scare her back!

>>153476924
With what?

>>153476924
I'm neither dumb nor tough

>>153476949
Your penis!

>>153476949
Something terrifying, like disability or aging or crushing debt or the smallness and fragility or existence or entropy!

>>153476949
Holy Matrimony

>>153475184
It would've been cool if Orochi had 3 different fighting styles.
Are you telling me that if you lose once, you're gonna try the exact same thing and hope it works this time?

>>153476949

Touch her halo. Trust me, it'll really scare her.

>>153476949
Dress up exactly like Ryoubi. Make sure you use contacts and everything to be as convincing as possible.
Pretend to confess your love to her. Confess your hardcore yuri lust for your big sister.
Watch her panic, reveal your disguise, laugh at her, and welcome your impending death.

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Beansprouts!

>>153477096
>Entropy!

Silly Anon. If spirits were just energy then free will would be a farse! You can't have free will if your everything is just matter and energy, submitted to the laws of nature.

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>>153477126
Does this look smart to you?

>>153477437
Stupid bean sprout slut!

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What Senrans would like heavy metal music?

Aside from Shiki because Shiki "surprisingly" likes the most unlikely things so that wouldn't surprise me anymore. Shiki's probably wondering why Jari Mäenpää hasn't released the second half of Time yet.

But other Senrans who rock out?

>>153477437
Boners! <3 <3 <3

>>153477437

>tfw Crimson Squad are part-time hookers to pay their hobo cave bills

>>153477914
Haruka is NOT a hooker!

Haruka does it FOR FREE!

>>153477914
pls no

That is depressing in hindsight.

>>153477459
I don't know. Maybe 8 brains are better than 1?

>>153478003
ur mom

>>153478070
That would be the standard thing yes

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>>153477914
Only Yomi since she's used to it.

>>153478310
I remember that doujin

>>153478070

>implying Yomi doesn't put on a smile and take it up the wazoo for beansprout funds
>implying Mirai doesn't act like a little kid to rake in that lolicon money
>implying Haruka... Fuck it she's a hooker regardless
>implying anyone wants to fuck the dead plank known as Hikage
>implying anyone wants to fuck Homura unless she's gagged to avoid terrible boner killing jokes

>>153477437
>>153478174
I just fucking fapped god damn it. If I knew it was going to be a no bullshit senrans just offering themselves event I would've waited.

>>153478258
I mean. Whoring around because you need the money sounds awfully depressing. I bet even Haruka would be dead inside after a while.

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>>153477914

only Haruka would have to. The rest of Crimson can find and maintain actual work. Haruka can't hold down a real job so her only options are selling her body, or going full on Walter White and fueling rave parties and clubs.

.. then she gets the rest of Crimson to peddle her homemade molly at Raves, Festivals, and Clubs on the weekend and makes more money than they were ever getting working legitimate part time jobs.

What will you do when Hikage approaches you at a festival in a hoodie asking if you want any "E-bombs"?

>>153477530
Despite being unnecessarily loud, Hikage seems to enjoy metal.
Renka's a total head banger.

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>>153478413
>>153478510

1.
>>153478469
2. I mean it.*
3.
>

>>153478174

>Ikaruga in game is standoffish and Prude
>Ikaruga in cards competes with Shiki and Haruka for best "fuck me" poses

this confuses me.

>>153478510
Scream, because a snake just started talking.

>>153478174
HHHHNNNNNNNNGG

I'm tired of seeing Ryouki in cards. It's redundant when Ikaruga is part of the same event.

>>153477437

help me that booty is infectiously THICC

>>153478759
Blame Haruka this time; she's responsible for the aphrodisiac potion you see there.

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>>153478413
I want to pay Mirai to do whatever I want with her for the night and then make dinner for her and cuddle with her!

>>153478759
Homura in the art seems to be touchy feely and lewd, whereas Homura in game is kind of a prude. Go figure.

>>153478956

Anon, you do not care for, cuddle, or kiss hookers. You just fuck them in the ass and then kick them out.

Hikage works at a maid cafe. She is not a prostitute!

The fact that she gets better tips if she doesn't wear panties and a bra whilst working there doesn't mean a thing!

Also just because she has sex with the customers and they leave huge tips doesn't mean she is a prostitute! She just does it because it feels good!

She is only getting big tips because she is such an amazing maid and the customers like the way she brings them tea and food!

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>>153478943
>Haruka made up this event
And there go my hopes for an even more aroused Haruka.

Picture related.

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>>153478825

>>153478591

>Renka a head banger

heh, I guess since metal most definitely isn't a "cute" or "girly" thing

I think Murakumo, Murasaki, and Mirai might also be into it. Seeing that they're kind of introverted it might be something they can release their negative emotions into.

>>153479168
You insensitive @#$%

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>>153479168
kek

>>153478787

and you haven't even taken any drugs yet!

>>153479149
You better not give Hikage that drug! I am TELLING you NOT to do do it! DO you understand Haruka! You are being told!

>>153479047
But I just want to cuddle with her! Mirai is too precious to have to sell her little body!

>>153479283
How do you drug a ghost?

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>>153479406
>"...~"

>>153479529
Magic drugs

>>153479529
By giving her a body.

>>153479580
>Magic
>Science

???

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>>153479406

>cuddling and tickling a snek while she's rolling face and in love with the world

>>153479047
You don't want restore a hooker's faith in humanity by being the one who actually cares for her?

>>153479534
>>153479713
Seriously though they better include Hikage in this even. It is a good excuse to have her do something different.

>>153479529
Very carefully.

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>>153457961

>didju rike my happy boobs

>>153481804
That Kojima kinda looks like Edmund "steak" Mcmillen.

>>153480225

I'm actually just pretty happy with the Ikarugas. Like I said.. normally Ikaruga is offputting but these cards of her make me see her entirely differently.

Like she's leading a double life.

Like the bossy "class representative" is all an act and there's nothing she wants more than a good long dicking. Makes her more intriguing.

I actively hate New Wave to be perfectly honest.

Half the time the art isn't even good, it's not worth blatant character assassination in favour of shitty softcore porn.

>>153482284
To be fair, even the official art sometimes gives off the vibe of softcore porn.

>>153469756
Imagine you started watching an anime on the beach episode. That's basically what you did with EV.

>>153482284
>blatant character assassination
shame the games do that enough these days.

>>153482990
Aren't we stuc with an infinite beach episode now?

The Japanese otaku won't let the series develop out of the school setting and they can't advance the time line as it would mean losing all the 3rd year students. And there is no way they would get rid of Ikaruga.

And the next game is going to be a side story water pistol game as far as we can tell.

>>153483318
>implying Ikaruga matters

It's all about the Yumi now, son.

Plus, there's still room to fit in one more good school setting after the events of SV/EV, Those only took place just after winter.

>>153483318
The next thing they're building up to is encountering Shin, and we've already started the fighting yoma while still students thing with SK2 so they don't need to graduate to move on to that.

>>153483598
Yumi is a 3rd year as well. So they would lose her too if that was the case.

If Senran Kagura goes beyond this 1 year of high school it needs to skip 3 years into the future where all the current girls have graduated and are either in university, or fighting Yoma as fully fledged Shinobi.

Only way to keep everyone together.

>>153484505
Which Senran would be the first one to die to Yomas ? My bet would be Minori, maybe Imu too.

>>153484505

and I think the University route is the only way to placate Nip otaku.

So basically they'd be older .. and school names would change. Yay.

>>153484704

>Minori

She's been proven to be some kind of super genius that puts on a "I was only pretending to be retarded" act, according to EV. If anything, Hibari would be the one to fuck up due to being a genuine klutz.

>>153484505
>>153484715
I think that just a plain timeskip (of maybe 5 years max) based around a school reuinion would be a good idea to take the series.

but oh no, If the girls are older then they won't be teenagers wearing schoolgirl outfits, and we can't have girls not wearing schoolgirl outfits even though they aren't wearing any half the time and EVEN JAPAN likes the fact that Crimson Squad gets street clothes instead.

>>153484505
But Miraifags will riot if Mirai isn't a loli anymore!

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>>153485096
Mirai's going to stay a loli forever

Girls don't develop much after 16

>>153484704
>Which waifu will die first?

The dykes, if anyone.

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>>153485210
OK, they can make her gun grow up instead then.

>>153485259
Imu dying in Myabi arms and her last words being about how much she loves her ! Myabi brooding about the fact she wasn't strong enough to save her best friend and turning up the edge to eleven !

some things I like about Japan but when it comes to Nip Otaku obsession over high school settings and Japanese Censorship laws, I think 2 atomic bombs wasn't enough.

>>153485530
I thought the two atomic bombs caused the censorship laws though.

>>153485591
wikipedia points towards the cultural shift that started with the meiji resoration in 1868

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>>153471878
>You will never be the William Adams of the Senran world

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>>>/v/350314064
Anon uploaded the first image pack from the new app.

>>153485591

They did. The censorship laws were put in place by the American government post-WW2 because we found their wide-spread production of pornography to be offensive to our Christian eyes. The law basically said that a black box or some other obscuring method (mosaics) had to be put over the genitals, but the law never once said the black box had to entirely cover the genitals. That's why you now have the silly "thank God they censored that" jokes with tiny black strips.

>>153485775

That was a discouragement to draw and publish porn.

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>>153478956
I want to sniff Haruka's farts!

>>153485884
>That's why you now have the silly "thank God they censored that" jokes with tiny black strips.

That's no joke anon, I got caught reading a radiohead doujin at work once but because there was a tiny black bar over the gigantic sweaty cocks my boss didn't fire me

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>>153486767
Stop replying to my posts all the time!

>>153486818

>radiohead
>giant elephant cocks that have unhealthy amounts of dirt and foreskin
>not to mention the shittons (puns) of scat

I'd sooner read Shindol's soul crusher.

>>153487014
I know right?
Thank goodness for the black bars

>>153487014
I'm a fan of radiohead when he occasionally leaves out the scat and smegma.

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post webms

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>>153487952

>>153487501
The nice thing about Radiohead compared to other artists of his variety is that scat in his doujins is usually really contained to only 1-3 pages and really easy to just skip over (assuming that isn't the focus on the doujin).

Also he hardly draws smegma.
Like he just draws a normal looking penis with nothing wrong with it and says it has smegma. It's pretty easy to just ignore that too.


Senrans!

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>>153488048

...why? I-I just want more webms...

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>>153488189
Murasaki says a lot of things when she's upset, don't take her too seriously.

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>>153488062
Yes, and that's why I still like him even though pooping is gross.

I like Senrans too!

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Good morning /skg/!

>>153489149
It's 5:12pm

Are you feeling well Hikage?

>>153489149
I want to wake up to a snek in my bed

>>153489149
Time to fuck some bitches?

>>153489149
Are the New-Zealand anon?

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>>153486972
No
Nerd

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>>153490208
I'm gonna go back to doing this if you don't.

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>>153490154
No, just a bit sick and woke up now, so it's morning for me!

>>153485036
Skipping to the day Yagyu and Hibari graduate wouldn't be a bad idea.

You could include a cameo from the NewWaves but nothing more (because the roster is already damn bloated).

Have it so things have been peaceful, little to no youma sightings. Ikaruga, Katsuragi and Asuka have just been doing normal ninja missions.

Then BLAMO the graduation is interrupted by a youma attack. This could happen accross all the schools Hanzo, Hebijo and Gessen. Only the Crimson girls arn't attacked as they aren't a school.

Maybe even kill off some of the NewWaves in the attack to create an actual threat. Even have it be the fault of some of the girls, Hibari having to deal with the fact that is was her fuck up that got someone killed, you know so they actually develop.

Have the NewWave Bosses as enemies, and flesh them out BUT have them die at the end. No waifu chance then, so people can't complain.

I like flat breasts a lot more than I like big breasts

>>153491607
Me too

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>>153491607
>>153491795
I bet you use their chests as flat top tables.

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>>153490643
Do what you want, you're not going to stop me from posting about how I want to get a good whiff of Haruka's farts.

>>153492036
>Making Mirai and Ryoubi lay next to each other!
>Using them as gaming tables for Senran Hammer 40,000!

>>153492036
What's the purpose of that machine?

>>153491607
It means you can rest your head on their chest and listen to their heartbeat!

Ka-thump, ka-thump

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>>153492163
Missiles.

>>153492218
Even better when you're doing something lewd with them and then their heart is beating faster!

>>153492036
Ryoubi is a member of the itty bitty titty committee!

The chairwoman, possibly!

>>153492380
She'd probably be the leader. I mean, Mirai doesn't care as much about her flat-chest.

Flat chests are okay, but ahoges are dumb and ugly

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>>153493323

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>>153492638

a girl with a transformation like this can't be a leader of the itty bitty titty committee!

>>153493563
whoa! Put those away, Ryoubi! You could get expelled from the committee!

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>>153493563
I beg to differ. She has a big booty, that makes her qualified.

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>>153466090
This is a wonderful thing to get after the dream I had last night

>>153493462
What? It's totally true

EVERYONE

GET NAKED, IT'S AN EMERGENCY

>>153493563
>Getting Ryoubi fired from the itti bitty titty committee for breaking on a technicality.
>Even though the club was her idea.
>Even though she is a founding member.
>Even though she is president.

>>153484704
Only faggots hate on Minori

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>>153485818
>Ikaruga listed before Asuka

Sasuga, elevens

I get the feeling there are a lot of things on these cards that weren't supposed to be visible, like Chiyo's COLOSSAL THIGHS

>>153495076
Thick thighs save lives, bro.

>>153495162
Good color
nice draw
can you repost the hinata and hikage image I forgot to save it

>>153495076
That's gotta be a mistake, nobody has thighs THAT meaty

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>>153495346
>Did someone say meat?

>>153495346
It must be a prank

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>>153495220
There's also whatever the fuck is going on with Kumi's leg here

I think they got the perspective detail wrong and it looks like it's deformed or something

>>153495760
Oh jesus, that is messed up. It's like her left leg doesn't have any thighs at all and just leads into her knee.

>>153495760
Blugh

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The lack of light on the hands triggered me.

>>153495760
Does she have a tumor?

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>>153495341

>>153496545
No, those are breasts

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Ryouna is a cute bitch!

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>>153497167

>>153497167
She's an adorable sow too.

>>153496384
I don't get it.

>>153497495
It bothered me how there was light in the rest of their body but the hands.

>>153497665
I meant the connection between Yo and Tien.

>>153497838
There's an oppai mousepad of her where she makes a hand pose similar to the Tri-Beam/Kikoho.

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Hello /vg/ I would just like to tell you I am married to Mirai. Please do not post anymore lewd photos of her but you can be happy for us.

>>153497983
Kek, not him, but I found that.

http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=GOODS-00052211&page=top%2Fsearch%2Flist%3Fs_keywords%3Dyozakura%24pagemax%3D40%24getcnt%3D0%24pagecnt%3D1

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Hope everyone's day is going well!

>>153496384
Thanks ColorAnon

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>>153497167
THE CUTEST!

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>>153498537
But I already married Mirai years ago!

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>>153498537
You obviously dont love her that much since you're posting ant pics of your wife

>>153499082
>reaching up to my womb

I hate dialog like this. It'd be extremely painful to have a cock rubbing against your cervix. It's not something good.

>>153499224
Are you talking from experience?

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>>153498792
I'm going to marry a bitch!

>>153499082

I've seen the same art style the past few generals. Can I get a link to e or ex hentai please?

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>>153499373
You can't marry public property anon

>>153499437
It's that guy who always draws the girls with naked aprons, you can tell

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>>153499082
>>153499224
Please do not discuss my wife's womb on the internet. Thank you.