/twg/ - Total War General

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>>153335920
Rollan!

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Is my waifu /twg/ related?

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G O B L I N S

>>153336051
Only if she's literally Jesus Christ.

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>>153336169
B E S T

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Genevieve Dieudonné legendary hero when?

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Be A Man Among Men: Join The Estalian Beastmen Suppression Forces Today!

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Why do I love Vlad so much?
It's pretty simple when I think about it.
Vlad isn't just the best character in the Warhammer world, he might just be the greatest character of all time.
Just imaging him riding through the swamps of Sylvania, the wind in his hair, his mighty steed below him.
As he rides through the World's Edge Mountains, the Lahmians swoon at his very scent.
They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in Marienburg under the the name of "Carstein Orgasm."
The very nature of Vlad is mystery.
Could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes?
The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit.
However, Vlad is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers.
Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Vlad is not one that is easily penetrated.
Vlad is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the page at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his world.
Vlad is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty.
Observe his playful smile, his gorgeous and rippling biceps, his gallant nose, and most importantly, his eyes.
His eyes, like pools of saffron, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Vlad. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt.
Vlad is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the Warhammer world together.
Without Vlad, the entire Warhammer world, the entire Games Workshop as we know it crumbles.
The Reik would stop flowing without Vlad, Athel Loren would become a desolate crater, and Norsca would melt without his frosty gaze.
These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Vlad so much.

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> Katarin is your only campaign LL choice, but winning any campaign as Kislev unlocks Boris Ursus for custom/mp.
> Generic lords are the Ataman and the Ice Witch.
> Generic heroes are the Boyar, Chekist, Hag Witch, and Warrior Priest of Ursun. Some of these can have bear mounts.
> Core infantry are derived from state troops but aren't: archers, halberdiers, handgunners, spearmen, swordsmen.
> Specialized infantry are the Droyashki (elite swords), Kreml Guard (elite axes), Kossars (bows+axes), and Streltsi (halberds+guns).
> Cavalry are the Ungol Horse Archers, Druzhinas, Winged Lancers, and Gryphon Legion.
> War machines include the War Wagon, Urugan Cannons, and Urugan Moartars.
> If absolutely necessary, a unit of trained war bears of some sort to fuck shit up.
> Slap a $X.XX tag on it.

There, I fixed it. Everything pulled from Warmaster and fluff, nothing from fan-made rosters.

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>>153336670
>>153336724
>>153336772
>>153336472
>>153336228
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>>153336017

>Fantasy total wars
>better than the history total wars

please guys shave your neckbeards and develop a sense of style and uniqueness.

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>>153337320
Good for you :)

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W O O D
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>>153337405

except its true

Some generic fantasy universe with 40 books and an irrelevant tabletop game doesn't have shit on the epic drama, mountains of amazing spins and cliffhangers, terrific personal accounts, and drama that real life events have had.

Warhammer is bad. You summerfag teenagers would eat any fantasy turd CA would fart at you, whether it be Carebears:total war, neverendingstory3:total war, or Shrek Smash n' Crash Racing: Total War. You would defend it to the death despite having 500% less the features, gameplay features, and compelling combat that previous games took for granted.

When is the next race DLC?

>>153338069
Late September - Early October. Wood Elves. Excpect free Bretonnia before the year's end.

>>153337541
This elf gave me wood! haha :D

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CHUBBY WUBBY WUD ELF TUBBYS!!!

>>153337896

I think you care too much about what other people enjoy.

wanna know the difference between fantasy-fags and histo-fags? Fantasy-fags actually have friends from this century

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>>153338069
Either late September - early October as >>153338196 said or a month later if CA releases a Dwarf - Greenskins LL pack we still don't know if the datamined dlc schedule hasn't been slightly changed

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>>153337896
>History

>>>/v/350139889
>>>/v/350139889
dlc should be fREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>153339315
DLCs shouldn't be this expensive though

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>>153339556
>$8 dollarydoos
>Expensive

>>153339841
It's fine if you enjoy being a good goy and like buying overpriced digital goods anon, but there's no reason why people who understand the value of things shouldn't be allowed to speak their mind.

What's the tier list on total war games again?
Should I go for empire or napoleon?

>>153340061
>$8 dollarinos
>overpriced
Keep crying poorfag

>>153340061
That's not what's happening though. It's literally just "this kind of stuff used to be free. I'm an old school PC gamer."

When not only has this shit never been free, it never existed until a few years ago.

>>153340146
FotS

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TZEENTCH WAS WEAK
WITNESS TRUE POWER

>>153341471
Geez, it's Archaon all over again.

Guys will Grim and the Grave feature a separete campaign or it will only include dogs of war and some new units for Cunts and empire?

>>153341797
no campaign, only the legendary lord, lords and units

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"Do you enjoy sex?"

"Yes, I love Wessex"

beastmen yeh rip off but 8 dollers lmfao come how poor are you faggets

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Hit an ambush on Karl Franz and his boys good and early with both of my armies
Made the ambushing one start the fight early and whittle them down so the relief force (coming in from a looong way away) can swoop in and annihilate the tired weakened troops
Turned into a complete mess right away, just not enough numbers in the ambushing force to keep them kettled in
Karl charging through the lines killing a hundred or so, his Reiksguard rampaging around killing over two hundred innocent beautiful brave Ungor, and a massive melee tangle in the middle of it all

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Faith and Steel seems to be stronger than Pee and Poo.
The ambushing force was essentially decimated by the time the relief force arrived to strike from the rear.

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and now, back to bullying Brets

fote when?

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>>153342607
Based Wessex anon is back!

W E S S E X
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E
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>>153343671

My quads Wessex on the last thread is probably my greatest life achievement thus far.

BEST SEX

>>153336772
I'd kill for my ice waifu to get a dlc release.

>>153344904
Post pictures of your kill first.

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>>153344904
>>153336772

B E S T Q U E E N

>>153341471
MALAL BE PRAISED

>>153338196
Dwarf vs Greenskins LL pack in sebtember/october

Bretonnia and Wood Elves will most likely be released together in november/december.

>>153346301
Hit me

>>153338229
fug i was gonna say that :DDD

>>153345596
>november/december

Please no thats way too far away, I dont give a shit about Brets but I need my knife-ear fix.

>>153346534
I'm also looking forward to Wood Elf release so that I can play as dwarfs and make it my personal mission to burn down their faggy forest.

>>153346534
Well, you could always hope that Dwarf vs Greenskin LL pack is in september with Wood Elves in October.

Honestly, they shouldn't rush Wood Elves. Treemen alone are worth at least 3 chalemagnes, so they should spend their time on them.

>>153339315
Did you get triggered anon? Were those faggots over at /v/ disagreeing with you? It's okay no one will hurt you here.

>>153346804

>No Warhawk Riders because they would cost 5.3 Jabbers to develop.

>>153346804
Do you think stretching the development cycle will make it cheaper or something?

>>153340178
>you dont buy overpriced shit, that means you are a poorfag

Shill logic

I hope we never get Kislev/Border Pansies/Tilea/Estalia as DLC, just so all the autists on the forums neck themselves. I swear every other fucking thread is a "modest DLC proposal".

>>153346615
>burning down the forest
>forgetting that the main beef is with the high elves and it was settled before humans even knew what a city is
>forgetting that the closest dorfs to them are west dorfs aka worst dorfs
>not leading a grumbling uneasy alliance full of mad bantz to kick out beasts, greenshits and archy the everfaggot

>>153347028
It could cost 10 centerinos and you faggots will still complain because it isn't free. Poor people shouldn't touch video games. Period. There's so many of them and it makes it look as if we (the real PAYING customers) don't want more content. Do us a favor and kill yourself, eh?

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it's not price of the dlc, it's that the ratio of money spent vs how much content it adds is what makes it shitty dlc

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>>153347215
we Vlad-posting now

>>153347313
Beastmen was kinda overpriced for what it offered yeah, but the main problem is they tried to justify it by pushing that "campaign" down our throats, I personally think that if they had sold just the faction at a smaller price it would have been better received. But the new dlc seems fine to me tbqh

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Krell is better

>>153340180
I'm pretty sure blood and gore being sold as dlc is a relatively new and niche concept. It's not like people were happy about it when it happened with shogun 2 in 2011 nor are they happy now. I'm sure people new to the franchise are just afraid of it becoming like pic related. I mean I'm personally alright with paying for tww dlc, but I'll understand people's frustrations, just like with Games Workshop and EA.

How many jabbers would it cost to have properly animated units? Do you guys think they'll ever sell animations as DLC? What about flags and musicians?

>>153347528
Nice Akari

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>>153347528
forgot pic

>>153347528
Total war is the only series I know that sells blood as DLC. Even CoH, which is also published by sega has built in blood and gore which is actually pretty good. Makes me think that it's a decision by CA.

>>153347670
>hasn't read the "it's to do with rating" shit that gets spamed every time this question is raised

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>It's a Total Shitposting General episode
never change /twg/, never change

possibly also a Total Poorposting General

>>153347528
I mean we're still a long way from becoming paradox. At least so far they've added good, if few, stuff

>>153347612

>mostly just mix and match content that you don't have to purchase
>just buy what you want and buy what you sort of want when it's on sale

I don't see any problems, especially since we don't know what content is actually coming out. No point in saying that every race pack is $20 just because BM and their shit campaign were, no point saying all mini campaigns will be shit cause of the BM one, etc.

>>153347670
>Total war is the only series I know that sells blood as DLC

Verdun said they will do it tho

>>153347196
>it was settled before humans even knew what a city is
>it was settled

NAW MANLING

THERE'S STILL PLENTY OF GRUDGES LEFT IN THE BOOK.

LOOK, HERE'S ONE:

"VALAYA WEPT AS THE ELVES HID IN THEIR TREES LIKE TOTAL FAGGOTS, FOR THE CRIME OF RAMPANT FAGGOTRY, THEIR ENTIRE FOREST MUST BE BURNED DOWN"

>>153347670
Wait for the new dawn of war game, also published by sega, and you will also see dlcs everywhere

>>153347710
>m-muh ratings

Is catering to children a valid excuse to cut content out of the game? Maybe they should add pokemon or whatever the fuck whippersnappers like these days cause they're trying to get the kiddy audience. What else would make the cut to pander to them?

>>153347612
Are you a fucking poorfag? Only poorfags wouldnt buy 400 dollars worth of DLC

Poorfags should stop playing games already geez

>>153347710
Shogun 2 sells their blood 'n gore for $1.60. They raised the price due to business not because it was the minimal price that'll get them through the loophole. They even said that the price was there to reflect the effort, so it's like killing two birds with one stone.

>>153347790
THEY'VE WROOONGED US

How much for Wessex?

>>153347875
>creating a bunch of blood textures and effects requires actual effort

>>153347861
Nobody's forcing you to buy it. It's still cheaper than buying real furniture and building your own house.

>>153348024
>not doing both

Poorfags lfmao

>>153347996
Point is that "it's to do with rating" argument does't hold by itself.

>the age old argument of people refusing to pay for things that they want because of "muh principals"

Don't like it then don't buy, shut up and go do something else because life is short and money is worthless. Enjoy :)

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wtf is wrong with you guys?

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>>153347861
>>153348024
>>153348081

heheh

>>153348157
A lot.

>>153348124
Not even /tg/ would take this tone with tabletop figurine prices.

>>153348157
We addicted. Gotta protect them dealers.

>>153348197
The union jack is a symbol of oppression and imperialism. Remove this sick filth.

>>153348231
Nah but real talk - it's like £2 - that's less than a fucking pint.

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You guys don't get it do you? It's cheaper than building an army on the TT therefore it's reasonably priced. End of discussion.

>>153348336
>£2
For something that should be free.
Can't imagine a free dlc would affect their rating.

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>>153348231
Well im comparing apples to watermelons here but even if you pay full price for all the dlc and more you will still have payed far less than a medium fully painted and equipped sized army.

>>153348413
>Can't imagine a free dlc would affect their rating.
but it does, they could sell it for 50 cents though

>>153348438
Are you seriously comparing physical goods to digital goods?

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>>153348259

no

>>153348124
To be honest this, like I get it the DLC costs more than it should. in that case wait on it to either go on sale or what ever.

No ones forcing you to but it, its not needed to play the game, and it's not pay to win shit so who gives a crap?

>>153348413
It would, because then it's free and available to download with the >credit card check.

>>153348450
People would still shit themselves if it cost 50 cents. They need to charge extra to afford time off for all the fucking grief they get

>>153348485
Right, that's it. Loading up NapoopaN.

>>153348336
I'm not disputing how cheap it is (I bought it afterall). I'm disputing that "it's to get pass the ratings" isn't the only reason since they markup the price past minimum.

>>153347215
Is the guy with a ghoul on his back supposed to be an Empire soldier? He looks like a vampire but is holding a stake.
Is the shirtless guy an Empire soldier too?
I have a hard time understand what he's doing in front of Vlad.

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>>153348591
who cares, just Vlad on

>>153348506
This desu the dlc gets added to the game regardless if you pay for it or not, you just cant play it. Personally I dont care at all about the beastmen so I didnt buy them but I can still kick their shit in in the campaign, i will propably buy them durin a steam sale or something. Noones forcing you to buy anything or at full price so unless you really need something you can just wait it out a bit.

>>153348506
I remember paying 90-ish all in one go for Rome 2 plus dlc (minus the last three) during a sale it was 66% iirc.

>>153348413

Why should it be free?

>>153348654
Why do they all look like space marines?
Why can't they wear normal armors?

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>>153348760
who cares, just Vlad on!

>>153348727
Or you could just pirate it.

>>153348789
Why does he have Khorne's face on his chest? Mannfred is a much better and logical character

>>153348752
We're not disputing whether it should be free or not. We're disputing the ratings requirement.

>>153348752
Because every other game does it?

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>>153348880
who cares, just Vlad on!!

>>153348478
>Implying the lump of low quality resin used is worth that price

Let's hope the patch is going to fix the Chaos and Beastmen coop desync.

>>153349025
How many people you think would buy anime figurines if it was sold digitally?

>>153349025
>implying any decent Total War player cares about your autistic and childish toy hobby

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>>153348542
that manlet will just lose again

>>153348989
YOU'LL RUN OUT OF VLADS EVENTUALLY

>>153348989
Why is his cloak made of angry faces?

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>>153349152
WHO CARES, JUST VLAD ON!!!

I fear the day I run out of Vlads

>>153349112
More than you'd think to be honest, especially if they where skins for porn games...

>>153349025
>>153349126
i care but only for aesthetic

>>153349112
I thought most people who buy anime figurines already buy them digitally with the added benefit of not saying how they're happy with the price. Heck, even anime is streamed for free.

>>153349294
What are you talking about? They buy them online but it's still a physical good. The only thing I see people complaining about are the shipping prices. If they don't like a fig they simply won't buy it.

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>>153349215
WHO CARES, JUST
V L A D
L
A
D
ON!!!!

>>153349139
C'mon buddy. I'm gonna be playing that manlet.

>>153347670
Dawn of War 2 did it too.

>>153348438
>Well im comparing apples to watermelons here
yes you are

>Digital content isn't real so I shouldn't have to pay for it!

Money has no real value outside what we say it has. so I shouldn't have to pay for anything when you think about it. :^)

>>153348897
>>£2
>For something that should be free.

If you say so.

>>153348962

But the content was developed after release. Why should it be free?

>>153349516
There was blood in the game. The dlc only made it more bloody.

>Cavalry was a stupid idea
t.british history man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uUk5WGAydI

>>153349628
Yeah, but it was still blood and gore DLC.

Keep on trucking Vlad man :_:7

>>153349589
>But the content was developed after release. Why should it be free?
>Projecting
It shouldn't be free, it should be included in the base game, the kids and their "muh ratings" can go fuck themselves for all I care

>Total WAR

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>>153349431
visions of death

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>>153349668
>WHO CARES, JUST VLAD ON!!!!!
WHO CARES, JUST VLAD ON!!!!!

>>153349741
That's a steep hill

>>153349752
Why does he look like an anime?

>>153349636
>lindy "guns are louder than the big bang and mg42 aka spandau curves bullets around their targets and can't hit anything even at 30 yards btw let me tell you that only psychopaths aim at the enemy in wars and the pommel is was only used to hold the tang of the blade source: my larping experience" biege

>>153349636
LindyBeige is the Arch Warhammer of History

>>153349728
>projecting

How is that projecting? Why should it be included in the base game if it wasn't finished by the time the base game had released? Why is blood and gore a defining factor of war to you?

>>153349636
Well, your bait worked, I'm gonna have to watch this.

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>>153349782
W H O
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C A R E S
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J U S T
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V L A D
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What sort of music does Vlad listen to?

>>153349383
Hey, buddy. They may like the figurine enough to buy it, but none of them will usually zealously defend the price to points of aggression. Which is why you have people constantly looking for ways to get around the price from discounts to pirating, especially when

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>>153349845
>Why is blood and gore a defining factor of war to you?

>>153349909
Why does he look like some Chaos dipshit there?

>>153349263
Why hasn't this been done? The NEET bux would be amazing

>>153349728
I started playing TW at 9 - I don't think many teenagers nowadays would start taking interest in history, it's all about smart phones and shit.

That leaves them with few demographics - new kids with history boners, older players who don't really mind about the tiny charge, and autists (you)

>>153349948

>My retarded pepe will surely dissuade her from replying

You still haven't answered...

>>153350012
>her
people don't exist can't answer

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>>153349763
4 73,000 men

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>>153349971
!!!!!!!NO DALV TSUJ, SERAC OHW

>>153349589
>But the content was developed after release. Why should it be free?
So was the freelc for the witcher

>>153349929
Did you get kidnapped?

>>153350108
>siege attacker

>>153350108
Why are his textures so low-res? Mannfred Von Carstein clearly had more effort put in him than this literal who.

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>>153350206
Wen kümmert's, Vlad einfach weiter!

>>153349589
Did you even read the post? It's about people who say that the blood'n gore dlc needs to be sold at a minimum of $3.00 to get past ratings. And how this line of argument is misleading since they do a markup which indicates a desire to make money with the dlc.

I also think you got me and >>153348752 mixed up.

>>153349845
>if it wasn't finished by the time the base game had released?
>more projecting

Guess what, developing aka. "enabling a feature in the engine" blood effects should be done before release and be shipped with the base game

>Why is blood and gore a defining factor of war to you?
I really, really, really want to post pictures of actual war, but don't want to get banned, wat do?

So to interrupt the dlcposting for a bit with a lore question, are humans the only ones who worship chaos? Chaos dwarfs seem to have their own chaos god and not care much about anything else, beastmen dont seem like they worship the 4 gods and as far as the orcs are concerned only gork and mork exist. Do any elves worship chaos? I thought the dark elves wold because edge but apparently it seems verboten even for them

>>153350285
dont be such a pussy

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Wood Elves soon.

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I want to be dominated by a best elf!

>>153350182
It's fine if you like getting dick all up your ass after all this time, but pls stop trying to projecting it onto others.

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>>153350224
V___V_L___AAA_DD
_V_V__L___AAA_D_D
__V___LLL_A__A_DD

OOO_NN__N
O__O_N_N_N
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>>153350505
nice alternating numbers

>>153349636
Okay. Clickbait title. Talking about all that goes into making cavalry possible. Interesting note about the saddle. I'll have to look that up later to see if it's bullshit or not.

Your standard pop history youtube sinner, not the most complete retard I've ever seen. At least going off of this one video. The bait and switch was pretty low, but I guess he's trying to chase that youtube adsense dollar.

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>>153350256
smelly dumb soldat scum

is there a mod for attila that lets me assassinate kids and babies

I'm sick of all these bastard children

>>153350323
Supposedly, everybody can fall to Chaos,

Dwarfs can fall to it, but never in a big scale for the whole "turning to stone when exposed to magic/warp" thingy, Chaos dwarfs will happily tag along with the big 4 (who are also worshipped, in a much lesser scale to Hashut tho)
Beastmen do worship the big 4 (in a "notice me senpai!" way)
Orcs are too dumb to understant anything besides stomp and stab (Gork and Mork), also, their suicidal tendencies makes them shitty worshippers
And Dark Elves worship Slaanesh, officially (before the retarded retcon at 8th) or unofficially (after they became good bois who like Khaine)

>>153349589
I agree with you, brettonia is being developed post launch therefore it should be paid dlc.

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>>153350642
I DON'T THINK ANY PERSON FEELS CONCERNED IN THAT MATTER, STAY TRUE VON CARSTEIN

or something like that, I'm grasping at straws

New gameplay today?

>>153350645
Guy takes everything written in books as gospel and his own larping experience as evidence. He also rationalizes a lot.

M:TW2 is on sale -66% off for those who don't have it.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/4700/?snr=1_7_7_globaltopsellers_150_2

>>153350751
there are proper marriage mods that makes them rare

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>>153350718
Hast ein Problem, Inselaffe?

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>it will be several years until the whole warhammer world and factions are added

this slow drip feed of content is good in some way and bad in others

>>153350975
I've a low bar, I'll admit, but I went in with VERY low expectations. Something along the line of "Horsemen are stupid because pikes, some idiot should have picked up a pick, dur."

Though, to be fair, he also feels that cavalry didn't truly come into their own...Until well after Alexander the Great.

>>153351123
Ich bin amerikaner

>>153350791
Has there ever been a beastman who has been like "Y'know I'm not super psyked about the head of a goat and the fucked up feet and the six nipples thing. Chaos gods can fuck right off!" or similarly rejected the dark gods?

>>153351258
No. Everyone in the WHFB universe is one hivemind.

>>153351258
Yes but they tend to either get killed by humans for being mutants or by their heard for not being a proper sheeple.

>>153351208
Ist halt eine große Insel

>>153351258
Nah, aside from the fact they're dumb as bricks, every single beastmans soul already belongs to chaos and they know nothing else.

>>153348591
>Empire soldier?
flagellants

>>153351347
Are there any beastmen trying to wake up the sheeple to the fact that Khazrak did 9/11?

>>153351361
Bigger than your smelly vaterland. Have you taken back your sudetenland hans?

I'm surprised at how barren 1d4chan is regarding Warhammer Fantasy. Khazrak One Eye gets a paragraph and a generic picture. Boris Todbringer doesn't even have a page.

>>153351648
ok

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>>153351476
>Have you taken back your sudetenland josef?
Gimme a few years and I'm gonna make Austria-Hungary great again!

>>153347201

you're a poe right?

you were at least beleivable before but i'm pretty sure you're kidding now, i'm not even particularly offended by the dlc prices, different poster, i just have a hard time beleiving someone would be this stupid

>>153351258
arent beastmen born to chaos not converted?
so it would be same as dwarfs going I DUN WANNA BE STUNTY

>>153350953
I hope Volkmar vs. Ghorst today and Vlad tomorrow!

>>153351648
Make/expand them yourself, I'd like to but I'm not knowledgeable enough in the high lore of Warhammer Fantasy Battle I'm happy with krumpin gitz

>>153351716
Good for you. Maybe this time we will go with the carthage solution.

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>>153351716

>Austria-Hungary

>>153351809
I'm gonna need all of our Total Warhammer shitpost images.

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>>153351361


Careful, Hans.

>>153351473
There are but the Dwarf rangers seem to make them disappear.

of course the Empire denies this and then spouts things like "All Beastmen are the same anyway" and "Chaos is a religion of destruction" to side track people into feeding the continued cycle of hate.

>>153352027
It is in my opinion that all non human races should be slaughtered.

>>153352027
Right, the dwarf rangers wearing the mirrored goggles in the black gyrocopters, I've heard about them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uUk5WGAydI


HE DOES IT AGAIN, CAN HE BE STOPPED?!?!?!

>>153352386
>neo /twg/ hates based lindybiege

what happened?

>>153352386
If I ask you politely will you stop posting this?

If your didn't win a single war during the XXth century, you don't desearve to post on /twg/

>Morghur the Master of Skulls-The closest thing to a central leader the Beastmen have. This guy not only corrupts and mutates anything in his path, every time he's killed, he simply resurrects and starts all over again. He's considered the greatest enemy of the Wood Elves and the chosen prophet and champion of the Chaos Gods to his people.

Beasty boys might get another legendary lord when the wood elfs come around.

>>153352582
It would be extremely painful.

>>153352582
Have people been posting it already?

>>153352581
Bringun.

I like some of his stuff but some of his stuff is a bit silly, also i prefer Matt Easton.

>>153352646
morghur's herd is one of the faction in the mini-campaign DLC for WE

>>153352581
>lindybeige
>based
Matt Easton or gtfo

>>153352687
>Have people been posting it already?
Last time was barely an hour ago.

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>>153351875
Here's the most hilarious TWW meme saved on my disk

>>153352753
The first thing Radious mod does to catch people’s eyes is often its distinctive artistic style which utilizes a combination of bizarre machinations, inspired by popular culture and melded into various background objects which all work in conjunction with the vivid palette to surround the viewers in a psychedelic ambience. The real highlight of Radious mod is its focus on characterisation rather than petty lore limitations, the mod shows significant depth and development despite each being developed by a single person.

The mod straddles the line between real and surreal. Far from a superficial attempt establishing a psychological tone, the unique style is appropriate for an investigation of the human psyche where reality intersects perception and imagination. The bizarreness does not move out of line: the unrealistic units and the sincerity of the creator both serve to ground the mod in reality. The human mind can be an alien place, but the problems it may cause are nonetheless real.

Radious mod embodies a concept which drives forward the player and the show’s messages rather than appearing as a realistic character. In psychiatry the source of the cure is always the patient, whereas doctors and drugs merely facilitate the patient’s self-discovery. Operating completely at his own whims and without regard to traditional ethics such as lore and practice, Radious illustrates the importance of personalized and adaptive care instead of systematic approaches on patient treatment, a point that self proclaimed "understanders of strategy" fail to understand.

Others don’t see the world as you do; each person has his or her own struggles and imperfections. Without trying to truly understand and empathise with those around us, we will never see beyond face value. Radious Mod is not just a story about psychiatric professionals and mod critics; it’s a story about each of us struggling with our mind and coming into terms with the world surrounding it.

I know Markus Wulfhart killed Taurox the Brass Bull, but beyond that I don't know his eventual fate. Did he die 'on screen' as it were, or was he forgotten about after killing Taurox?

>>153352646
I hope so, it'd set a precedent since he's actually a hero.

>horde factions all get +raiding income
>make more money in encamp stance than raid stance

gj ca

>>153346301
Please give me something with sanitation

>>153353119
>The vile, twisted creature known as Morghur is the essence of mutation and corruption given form. His coarse hair is woven through with gibbering, shrieking skulls, and his form flows and reshapes with every passing second

>his form flows and reshapes

Too much of a bother for CA to try to animate, he's not going to be in the game except as a generic Beastlord with a special name.

>>153353243
>it's hard because i say so

If you're just gonna be pessimistic you can fuck right off.

>>153353391
I'm sure they'll get on it right after the reload animations. :^)

>>153353391
Chill out, I was trying to get laugh by making fun of CA's laziness. It's pretty far in the future, who knows what'll happen.

>>153353437
>he's STILL crying about cosmetic stuff nobody else with a brain cares about

I'd much rather CA work on something else of actual substance.

>>153353493
>CA is lazy

Let's see your attempt at a total war esque warhammer fantasy game then

>>153353493

...but animating his form reshaping and his hair IS cosmetic, you dunce.

>it's an "ai force marches 3 stacks up to you out of the fog of war and initiates battle with another hidden stack" episode
>retreat
>they all have enough movement

I fucking hate Total War sometimes

>>153353909
That's just your fault for not scouting well enough.

>>153353909
>i am bad at the game

>>153353965
>>153353994

>every faction can recruit scouts from the get go
>never mind building an otherwise useless building to recruit an otherwise useless hero

I'll just reload the autosave and move my army instead :^)

>>153353909
>>153354059
I understand your pain but on the other side the AI would be too easy to beat if it didn't cheat

>>153353596

Are you an actual baby?

I'm a pretty big apologist for CA, but "Well why don't YOU make it then" is the most pathetic, babyish counter-argument to criticism of any product.

You don't need to be a cook to know what bad food tastes like, you don't need to be a musician to recognize poorly performed music and you don't need to be a game developer to call out lazy design practices when you see them.

>>153354059
>get ambushed by 4 stacks at the start

?????????

Why are Spet Xyons so good /twg/?

>>153354159
you don't need to be a clock maker to clock a bad clock from clocking clock clock

'clock' is one of the stupidest english words that exist

>>153354159
>i'm an apologist
>CA is lazy

Nice try

>>>/gsg/

>>153354228
>Why are Spet Xyons so good /twg/?
Dunno, why?
Are you trying to make a joke or something?

>>153353493
Because making Morghur look like in his description is totally not cosmetic stuff.
Cosmetic stuff that nobody else with a brain cares about. :^)

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>>153353909
>this happens
>retreat far enough away
>beat the shit out of all of them with night battles

Eat shit you Sassafaggots

>>153354345

no, they're legit OP, easily one of my favorite units in Attila

>ridiculous speed
>insanely high armour (75, more than most legionary units? how did this get past concept?
>excellent melee attack and damage allowing them to double as chargers and horse archers
>great range, rate of fire, high ammo capacity and high damage
>also have Rapid Advance, Precision Shot and Resistant to Fatigue in case the other mentioned shit wasn't OP enough

>>153349789

he literally said one of those things

New EULA and Strigoi dude?

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>>153354527
>75 armour
>Light Bow Cavalry
>'Light'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrYhG1aWhc4

STUFFS

VLADDY DADDY

Does Greenskins confederating make sense Lore-wise? What would happen if we removed the AI Greenskins' ability to confederate?

>>153354527
Damn, I should look into White Huns again, started a campaign with them and seemed rather fun but I didn't play many turns

>>153354785
V L A D
L
A
D

>>153354785
VLADDY'S BACK, BABY.

>>153354785
VIEWER NUMBER 306 REPORTING IN

>>153354785

I like Vlad's voice actor

but the MINE SOLDIERS shit is weird

>>153354826
In a way, the more a boss wins the more boyz will want to join up with him. That's how waaaghs form anyway.

>>153354826
Yes. They're a faction with a very strong belief in the concept of Might Makes Right. Confederation is simply a case of your faction bullying a smaller faction in to abandoning their identity and joining your horde because you're bigger, you're better, and you're more likely to lead to good fights.

>>153354838
The White Hun roster is my favourite in the entire game. Which is a shame because I despise the horde mechanic.

>>153354785
Why does vlad need warpstone? I thought only rats fucked with it?

>>153354785

>starts with varheists and blood knights
>vanguard vargheists and blood knights

seems balanced

>>153354920
Vlad is canonically one of the oldest characters in the entire setting. Hell, in TWW he's probably the oldest character period. Of course he's going to talk in an older pattern of speech.

>>153354960
No. Warpstone is extremely important to undead factions, since it's burned to create Balefire. Daddy Vladdy obviously wants more braziers.

>>153354785

Vlad sounds oddly... tinny. I hope that is just the result of poor video quality or something.

>>153355065

Yeah. I understand. It's just a bit jarring is all. Sigvald does it too, and he's only a few hundred years old and quite distant from civilization so it's weird why he does it, too. Dwarfs don't do it either despite being a couple centuries old each afaik.

>>153355148
Yeah I noticed that too, like an encoding error almost.

>>153355147
Nagash also experimented with warpstone to create the first vampires, so it's part of their very nature.

http://wiki.totalwar.com/w/Total_War_WARHAMMER_Update_3
http://wiki.totalwar.com/w/Total_War_WARHAMMER_Update_3
http://wiki.totalwar.com/w/Total_War_WARHAMMER_Update_3

>>153354785
>Strigoi King can convert units down to 20% into graveguard.
>Can do this on the summoned graveguard that are down to 20% to essentially ressurect them
>Can do this every 20 seconds

I sure as fuck hope it's an expensive spell.

>>153354920
I like the VA. It's good, but I honestly expected Vlad to be far more calm and calculated.

>>153352932
Forgotten and died offscreen

>>153355383
Dang. I was interested in that character.

>>153355147
What is balefire
t.historyfag

>>153355312
Well he's pretty mad currently right?

>>153355274
>Capped minimum reload time to prevent multiple Master Engineers rewriting the laws of physics and giving ranged units negative reload times.
What the fuck, what effect did that have?

>>153353493
yeah, I hope they finally remove 3d models, and put the effort into something else of actual substance

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>>153354785
>wins only 1 out of 20 battles
>only because it was nerfed
>but we'll make it more difficult

>>153355274
>Greenskin rebels should no longer have Vampires leading their armies.

Sadness.

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This is in the new Issue of White Dwarf

Get Hyped.

>>153355274
>In terms of changes to the existing game, Update 3 continues our ongoing unit-balancing work, and notably reworks the way reinforcements enter battlefields. They will now enter from angles relative to their positioning on the campaign map, rather than random directions.
boo no more easy fights against enemy multistacks

>>153355437

Poisonous shit that kills the living and raises/attracts undead.

>>153355543
>new lords (plural)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

IT'S HAPPENING

>>153355274
>Fixed an issue that could cause a Beastmen player to end up at war with their own Brayherds.
Finally. That shit was annoying.

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daily reminder that Total War are scrubs who don't even follow the lore religiously

>>153355543
FOR THE LADY

How will The Green Knight work? Spell summon or something?

>>153355274
>Mork was too Morky in Update 2 and has been nerfed ever so slightly

>Gork has been buffed a smidge

Mork shitters eternally BTFO.

>>153355437
think of it like dumping nuclear waste in the air to make sure everything in a radius dies

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>>153355543
>a host of new units, lords, and legendary characters

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>>153355543
ANOTHER DLC/FLC LEAKED

>>153355657
>saying that a lord can't be present because of lore reasons

Missing the whole point of the game

>>153352856
uh... is this pasta? havent seen it before

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>>15335552
>I've won this battle once
>Now that I'm pretty sure I won, I want you to know this was the one
heh

>>153355657
If only they'd done this in the first place and had Vlad as the faction leader.

>>153355274
>Mannfred is slightly stressed upon the imminent arrival of Dad (Vlad)
Mannlet confirmed shitter

>>153355657
>muh made up story and rules

>>153355274
>Chaos armies should no longer be visible through the shroud on the Campaign map.
Damn I liked abusing that one

>>153356028
Huh, I thought that was a feature.
So you don't have to wander all over the map for days to deal with the stacking chaos corruption

>>153352856
This one is pretty good.

am I a shitter if I make a mod that removes critical success on assassinations?

I just lost a campaign to it and am super fucking salty

>>153354960
Might want to try to bring his Isabella back? Warpstone is essential to undead as well as rats

>>153356195
>am I a shitter
yes, no if needed

>>153356195
There are lots of ways to make enemy agent success chances really low. You should use them instead of modding it. Also, how do you even lose a campaign to a single assassination? Setbacks like that are normal.

>>153355274

Mannfred is slightly stressed upon the imminent arrival of Dad (Vlad)

MANNLET BTFO.

>>153350921

Gonna need the name of this mod, sir.

>>153355543
Nice, Bretonnia finally getting the 'new army book' it deserved

>>153356349
Geheimnisnacht.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrYhG1aWhc4

Vlad von Carstein gameplay. Has a Strigoi King too.

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>>153355274

>Mannfred is slightly stressed upon the imminent arrival of Dad (Vlad)

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>>153355274
>Net of Amyntok radius has been reduced

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>>153355274
>Mork was too Morky in Update 2 and has been nerfed ever so slightly

>Gork has been buffed a smidge

>>153356416

Thanks, kind sir

>>153356437
its already in multiplayer unless i put some kind of mod in

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>>153356681
yeah pretty sure this is it as of clicking the new EULA

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>>153355274
STABBY-TIME

>>153356790
whaaaaaa

>>153355657
>we wanted him in because we think he's cool

based CA.

>>153356897
Oh so it's fine when CA does it, but not when Radious does it!?

>>153356195

>not rushing champs, putting them with your barbarian armies and just killing or converting everyone's agents

i have built nothing but champs and my priests and spies are converts

i just assassinate enemy kings and sabotage city walls like nobody's business

>>153355274

>When the player is playing as Beastmen, AI factions in ‘Underway’ stance will no longer be labelled as being in ‘Beast-Path’ stance.

Fucking hell CA.

>>153356998
>Vlad having regenerated somehow is as lorebreaking as Radious' fantasy creations
wew lad

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>>153355274

>all those empire nerfs

Nigga what.

>>153356790
EULA?

>>153357127
>black orc arrer boyz
>armoured slayers
>dismounted knight regiments
>(Lore of Digimon)
>lorebreaking

Get outta heeere

>>153357127
Plus VLad was back during the ET anyway, I'm pretty hopeful that when all the factions and expansions have been released Archie boys attacks will resemble that carnage somewhat

Big bone daddy and co when?

>>153356998
>Comparing bringing back a Vampire known for it's constant resurrection with Dismounted Grail Knight Archers (heavy missile infantry)

>>153357204
New end user license agreement?

I forgot, can you vanguard on a siege?

>>153356998
>Oh so it's fine when CA does it
GW also did it in one of the Gotrek&Felix books (Lost Tales or something like that) where a cult of necromancers tried to revive Vlad.
Mannfred also was revived in that story (and survived)

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>>153357127
>>153356897

REPANSE WHEN

>>153357290
yeah but only a little bit in front of the starting area

no vanguard area for defending though

>>153357290
yes, but you get a ~20m advance at most before getting into Opponent's deployment zone

>>153357310
After beating up all the vassals what is their campaign going to consist of? A powerful Mousillon? A war with the empire? The great Tilea crushing of turn 20?

Hopefully they get to deal with a Waagh coming up through the south or something.

>>153356790
This something you can only access if you have preordered the Grim and Grave pack. I've just checked the multiplayer roster and found squat.

>>153357408

Wood elves, maybe Tilea/Estalia/Border Poofters, Empire if they get rowdy

>>153356790
shame hes so slow
no mounts either

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>>153357523
dunno man, mebbe restart steam? I certainly would never preorder a dlc

>>153357617

He should be able to get a vargheist mount, atleast that was shown in the video.

Did Empire greatswords lose their anti infantry bonus?

Shit, what the fuck does Empire even have now?

Cavalry got dumpstered
Infantry is getting trashed
Next nerf will hit their artillery, just you wait

Glad I started getting into Chaos.

>>153357681
Patch notes said -1 bonus vs inf. How did you get losing anti inf bonus from that?

>>153357650
>>153357617
>>153357523
>>153357551
I lied its fucking all lords mod, disregard

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>Tomb Kings still not announced

should i start playing multi player? it seems scary

>>153357681
I hate your kind.