only quick play edition
>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com
>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
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>>153270369
>mfw I see another Widow x Tracer-shipper
Does anyone know when they're going to release the new comic short?
>>153270456
how beautiful can a bunch of polygons be?
What are the chances of Sonic appearing in the game in some form (voice lines, spray, etc)?
I love Widowmaker!
Widowmaker is cute!
Widowmaker is pretty!
Widowmaker is sexy!
Post some QTmaker.
If you're reading this, I love you.
>>153270531
Man fuck Mercy
>>153270521
>mfw I see another Widow x Tracer hater
Whats the purpose of having a discord if you mongoloids don't put it on the OP.
Is it even alive
>>153270589
you will not turn me into a cyborg for your degenerate cyborg-harem, doctor Ziegler
>>153270659
I concur.
>>153270659
Will Reaper remove mercy and solidify his place as best boy of Overwatch?
>PICK LUCIO
>I HEAL MY TEAM
LOCK ME UP
>>153270659
>Man fuck Mercy for being afraid of the former drug dealer and gun runner looking at the child of her friend!
>>153270659
>wanting a criminal to get close to a child
>>153270561
Extremely
>>153270818
>Man fuck Mercy for being overprotective of a child who is obviously experiencing some fun bantz
Who is zenyata shipped with?
>>153270906
Bantz with a former drug dealer and gun runner.
I'd do the same as her, pham.
>>153270818
>>153270854
Mercy literally genetically altered people and cheated death on sick twisted experiments.
Also basically black mailed genji into either dying or work for overwatch.
>>153270818
> friend
Anon, mercy has no friends. she's a lonely pathetic old maid that nobody likes or loves, so she preys on lolis in order to stop feeling so dead inside
>>153270974
Genji.
>>153270328
I would just change a few things to Symmetra but I don't know if they'd be a real buff for her.
>her turrets highlight any enemies they shoot with that Infra-Red stuff so any allies paying attention can spot their targets wherever they are in the map, making Symmetra more capable as a niche reconnaissance support hero. Her sentry turrets would get to function more like tripwires, feeling around the map for enemy locations.
>Symmetra shields stack if you are (god help you) playing with multiple Symmetras on a team. So even if one Symmetra shield still only grants +25 Shields, having multiple Symmetras can give +50 total or more.
>Teleporters are now visible on the map to all allied players so they know approximately where they'll be spawning to, and whether or not that Symmetra is trolling them with a cliffhanger teleporter. Also multiple teleporters from more than one Symmetra are highlighted if you look at them so you can guess which teleporter leads to which exit.
But of course, you still shouldn't have more than one symmetra on a team.
>>153270659
>>153270531
>Man fuck Mercy
mercy is the real villain of overwatch
>knew about about morrison and reyes feud but did nothing about
>testified against overwatch to the UN
>turned reaper into some sort of smoke monster
Just wait til her comic shows her going after the reformed overwatch
>>153270974
Zen is pure.
>>153271008
Genetic alteration and death cheating aren't crimes.
>sick twisted experiments
[citation needed]
Also it wasn't blackmail bruh.
>>153270563
DELETE THIS
>>153270974
>>153271125
A bit harsh, lad.
>>153270818
>>153270854
What was he going to do to the daughter of one of the founders of Overwatch? He's not fucking stupid.
When is Genji getting retired? Seriously, fuck this cunting hero.
>join game
>everything seems to be going okay for the first few minutes
>hear some gagging coming from someones mic
>someone ask what the fuck that noise is
>continue on
>get wiped at point
>mercy lands a critical ult
>hear moaning and more gagging
>>153269453
I sometimes choose to not use it. Generally when I'm a toblerone or something and my turret is still up and the enemy is not pushing at all. I think it's better saved for a clutch moment, and then for somebody that can actually do something, like Mercy with an ult or a tank.
>>153270974
Plebs ship him with genji. Patricians know that their relationship is strictly platonic
>>153270974
Zen is pure.
But if Sombra is a ladybot, it'll be up to her to claim his /v/irginity.
>tfw no thick blueberry bunny wife girlfriend
>>153271125
So, Zarya, then?
PUSH IS UP!
>>153271492
>dat Tracer tho
>>153271492
>ruining widowmaker with fat
Jamison Fawkes!
>>153270531
Young sexy McCree when?
There's a character that belongs to each map, e.g. Bastion for Eichenwalde, Genji/Hanzo for Hanamura.
Except Illios.
Illios is in Greece.
What if there was a Greek character?
Pharah is noticeably lighter than Ana.
What if Pharah's father is Greek?
>>153271639
Shut the fuck up nerd.
>>153271194
Not to mention that he also respects the fuck out of Ana.
>"It's an honor to fight by your side, ma'am"
.
>>153271639
What if your waifu orbits my dick
>>153271607
who is Jamison Fawkes?
Why are Reaper's thighs so thicc?
>>153270869
>>153270456
>all this beautiful smug
Smugberry is the best.
QUICK PLAY IS TERRIBLE
FUCK QUICK PLAY
1 HERO LIMIT IS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO THIS GAME
>>153271639
maybe a Greek Anarchist
I mean, what else is greece known for?
>>153270818
>>153270854
>>153270983
Bad guys aren't bad all the time, and by then Jesse was part of Overwatch, so he was one of the good guys. He's just trying to turn a new leaf, make little Faheera laugh, and be a nice guy then here comes Mercy to act a bitch.
Stop saying mean things about Jesse. He's good now and he loves JUSTICE!
>>153271639
I'm sure they'll make a Grecko at some point.
Maybe Doomfist?
>>153271849
>>153271626
>McCree not sexy enough
wat?
>>153271858
>1 HERO LIMIT IS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO THIS GAME
Cancer detected, 1 hero limit ruined competitive, kill yourself
>>153271858
word
shitters will disagree, but they should remove hero stacking in qp
>>153271639
Greece is such a minor country. I doubt the population warrants a character from there. Then again
>Egypt.
What would a Greek character be like.
>Torbjorn can now make other turret but it costs 100 scraps to make and another 100 to upgrade.
>Now he would have lot better map coverage and would actually be played in competitive
Yay or Nay?
ID'S HIGH DOOD :DDDDD
POST REINHARDTS.
>>153271775
Jamison Fawkes is a qt from Australia!
He likes explosions!
His best friend is Mako Rutledge!
I love him very much!
>>153272006
Poor
first for animu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw_KWcpL1uw
>>153272006
Debts
or pic related or god
or greek fire
>>153271939
>playing a match on Watchpoint: Gibraltar
>other team captures the objective on OT
>fuck
>we stall them but they hit the first checkpoint on OT again
>FUCK
>suddenly someone starts bitching up a storm
>other team is only a couple meters away from winning
>healer rage quits and blames all of us for our shit performance
>quickly respawn in as Lucio
>haul ass
>less than 1m from losing
clutch like a fucking mad man
>we somehow stall the other team for several minutes
>actually pull it off
>get gold for healing
>mfw
That shit felt so good.
>>153272006
Like reinhardt but he can only shield himself with a hoplite shield and he is faster and has melee attacks and his ultimate is a hitscan spear throw that penetrates anything
Can someone please help me increase my Jack Morrison folder?
>>153272118
>"ch-ch-cheers bruv, w-welcome home..." Jamison submissively whimpered upon Mako's return from Controlpoint: Junkertown
>"I-I'm sorry mate b-but I blew up the fairy bread and vegemite casserole a-again, please don't be angr-"
>"That's fucking it, this is the LAST fucking straw, James!" Mako screamed, slamming Fawkes' face into the counter
>"YOU USELESS WANKER, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COOK AFTER ALL YOUR MONEY I WASTED ON COOKING CLASSES AND THIS FUCKING COOKWARE" *Hoggie starts hooking pots and pans around*
>"M-Mako, I'm s-sorry..."
>You're SORRY? You're fucking SORRY? Say bacon one more time you sorry useless cunt!" Mako screamed
>"I work hard all fucking night on the Pavement and then I have to come home to another fucking blown-up meal, what the fuck CAN you do? Can you suck dick? NO YOU CAN'T EVEN SUCK DICK RIGHT YOU USELESS MONG" Rutledge said
>grabbing Jamison by the throat he began to choke him while huffing and weezing loudly
>"I'm *gargle* s--sor--*gasp* ry" Rat struggled to say
>"OH SO YOU'RE STILL SORRY? I'LL MAKE YOU WELCOME... TO THE APOCALYPSE!" Rutledge slams James' face in the still piping hot casserole, he screams and collapses on the floor in agony
>"I'm going to the 66's bar with Alex, when I get back you BETTER HAVE THIS FUCKING MESS CLEANED UP AND A PROPER FUCKING MEAL PREPARED FOR ME OR SO HELP ME PACHIMARI NOT EVEN MERCY WILL BE ABLE TO BRING YOU BACK WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!" Mako slams the door
>Jamison trembles in a stew of blood and charred casserole on the floor
>"H-he loves me, I should've done a better job for him" he thought as he pulled himself up and began cleaning and preparing to blow up another meal
>>153271756
With your fat ass's high mass it's likely.
>>153271827
This picture makes me tingly in my no-no parts.
>>153271893
Sounds about right
>>153271920
Doomfist looks black though.
>>153272006
It's just a theory to put out there.
>>153272056
Doesn't sound too bad. I'd accept it.
>>153272269
Sounds awesome.
>>153272118
who's Mako Rutledge?
>>153272113
I want to fuck Reinhardt's armpit so bad.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PRf1WZylFh
>>153271827
>>153271937
>>153272113
/fit/ please leave.
>>153271059
That sounds fantastic.
Especially the turret tripwire IDEA. Enemies should get the red highlight.
Also turret health should start at 1 health and increase 1 HP per second up to 25.
When your teleporter is up, pressing Q again toggles it off. This makes it invulnerable until it's toggled back on again. Holding it down makes it explode in case enemies think camping it is a good idea.
I wanna hug Hana.
>>153272212
Is this what people think greeks look like?
He looks like southern italian, or gypsy maybe.
>>153272397
>tattoo
Slut
>>153272295
I don't like this :(
(except for the fairy bread and vegemite, that was pretty good)
Are people still begging Blizzard for another Genji nerf?
>>153272369
>Not being /fit/ and playing games.
>>153272369
no
>>153272397
If she was real she would not register your existence even if she was looking right at you.
>>153272359
in turret form he doesn't have one
>>153272458
>most famous _greek_ model
http://www.grreporter.info/en/teo_theodoridis_sentenced_18_years_prison/3001
>smoking
>bad lighting
He didn't look so bad in his youth.
>>153272359
When he is in turret form there is a little blue glowing cube that sticks out of his back which is his "head" for the purposes of critical shots. When he is in recon mode I assume it is his normal head. In tank mode I have no idea. Maybe the turret?
Also, why are you using vocaroo?
>>153272480
I hope not, Genji is strong but he's fine now. Hanzo should be removed from the game though.
If roadhog gets hit while he is healing it should stop it just like bastion
>>153271827
Because he never skips leg day
>>153271858
>1 HERO LIMIT IS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO THIS GAME
>he can't handle hero stacks
Why aren't you playing PTR Comp then? Just curious.
>report everyone who says gg ez or similar
Feels good man
>>153272291
I'm terribly lacking some too
>>153271893
Philosophers, gays, spartans.
>>153272626
for 160 grams of flake?
Fucking shit man. What the fuck is that shit. For 160 grams. 18 years.
>>153272667
>Also, why are you using vocaroo?
Purely for attention, it's a girl.
>>153272801
did Reyes ever really like Morrison or did he just tolerate him?
>>153272782
I am. But my faggot friends don't want to download the PTR for some reason so I'm always playing QP when playing with them.
>>153271858
>1st game, 3 Mei's on my team
>loss
>next game play against 6 genji's
>go dual Harambe for that hot monkey dick
>crush them
>still didn't have any fun
I need comp back. I can't play ptr because
>ps4
>>153272859
>amerifat trying to comprehend kilos and failing
Comedy gold
STOP THE GAY
WHERE'S SOMBRA TO SAVE US FROM THIS SHIT
Are you prepared for when the first canon couple gets confirmed in November?
The general will be ever gayer than it is now. How will you prepare?
>>153271059
I'd like a number above her teleporter so team members know how much turns are left.
>>153273141
Mexico, with the rest of the trash
>>153271639
You dumb cunts
What is Athena
Sombra isn't a fucking mexican assassin, it's a program related to Athena who will be the new character
>>153271893
Terrorism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internal_Macedonian_Revolutionary_Organization
>>153273094
the 4 kilos was written with a word and i skimmed over it. Still though 18 years for 4 kilos. That is complete bullshit. The greek justice system must be shit.
DONDE
ESTA
SOMBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>153273221
I willembrace it and enjoy it fully
>>153272314
Mako Rutledge is a cool guy from Australia!
He likes piggies and protecting his friends!
He gives the best hugs!
I love him very much too!
>>153273221
I was born prepared
>>153273241
That's a good idea, too. Maybe a giant light blue number inside the blue portal oval?
Should it be visible to just allies or should enemies be able to see it too?
>>153273221
>look for devs post on forums
>tons of posts about gay heroes the last few days
Did something happen?
>>153271062
Why would she be like "what happened to you?" if she had a direct hand in fucking Reyes up? Maybe the tech she created fucked him up but I doubt she was directly involved at all.
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/770320052512055298
no release date for patch
so i guess september 6
>>153273398
Yes. People got bored and had to replace the Competitive complaint threads with something.
>>153272113
Why isn't this sexy shit not a skin? It's not fair >:(
>>153273398
>mfw all the gay characters are villains
>>153273141
> implying Sombra isn't a fujoshit herself
I bet she got into the whole hacking business to leak 76's lewds
>>153273401
Fan canon on Mercy is the worst. Can't wait for the novel to ruin everyone's headcanon.
>>153273529
Plays right into what Kaplan said about releasing something new each month. Even if it's ready to go now they can wait until next week and they got out something new for the month of September.
>>153273053
>Hero stacking
>Not fun
I'm sorry anon, but it's okay I'll have fun enough for both of us
>>153273261
Sombra's not even close to mentioned in the post.
>>153273398
Are there gay characters in WoW or SC?
>>153272849
>>153273272
we have our gay hero
>>153273221
The first canon couple will be Gency because the writers are terrible and this pairing is boring and cliché
>>153272208
Song is pretty hype, what anime?also IM FUCKING TIRED OF HARAMBE JOKES RRREEEEEEE
>>153273556
The gay characters will most likely be
>good (or a mix if they are a couple)
>white (we do not want to offend minorities)
I expect 3-4 characters to be gay, a mix of males and females.
>>153273529
>Bizzard knows the current balance is fucked
>Still don't release the balance patch
Ebin Blizzard, simply ebin.
>>153272208
If Overwatch was an anime it'd be garbage.So I guess it's an anime
I need pictures! Pictures of Reaper!Goddamn he is so fun to play. I want to reap forever.
>>153270531
What does McCree fuck kids or something?
I want a human Zenyatta skin
>>153273696
>They announce that every character is Bisexual
>>153273764
>Death purrs
>'meows in mexican'
>>153273764
Post more s76 instead
>Genji being a jumpy, unhittable crack monkey with a barn door reflect
>Genji having a guaranteed team-wipe Q with a 1-hit memecancel combo
Which would you rather have?
>>153273764
>>153273875
The former
>>153273846
obligatory
>>153272291
>>153272801
My head canon until November:
>meet in academy
>bitter rivals
>morrison thinks its fun competition
>reyes actually paranoid that he's being upstaged
>some life or death event occurs that brings them together
>now they are close rivals
>however reyes still can't trust him
>program where they get PUMPED full of chemicals happens
>both think they won't see each other again
>Overwatch
>they see each other again
>that ends their rivalry and they become close
>all's well
>reyes is commander
>he's way too over the top
>people stop listening to him even though his actual strategies are sound
>morrison takes up the slack and brings everyone together
>reyes feels he's being upstaged again
>they fight
>morrison tries to reassure him that he wants to work together
>reyes gets someone or more killed or astronomically fucks up a mission by being too intense
>reyes demoted
>morrison promoted
>reyes angry as all fuck
>morrison tells him he's getting out of control
>huge violent fight
>they break all communication
>both still care about each other just way too proud and stubborn
>>153273764
>>153273850
We can post both
>>153272921
Sounded so fat I honestly couldn't tell.
That's a bit pathetic.
>>153273656
>Are there gay characters in WoW or SC?
Not aware of any openly homosexual characters in either. Though there might be some gay WoW NPCs, I am only familiar with the main cast.
>>153272291
Can someone please help me jack to jack morrison?
>>153273850
Post OCs
Calling it now:
Brigitte (Reinhardt's squire/Pancho/companion) will be the one and only Gay Overwatch character.
>>153273768
No, he's just being cheeky. Have you ever had a little kid stare at you and then make a goofy face or something so they laugh? Same thing.>inb4 edgemasters "if a kid ever looked at me I'd fucking punch them so they cried and then stab their parents." Sure thing, dude. You're super brutal.
When your team keeps shooting the genji when hes reflecting.
I hate randumbs.
>>153274252
>Pancho
Do you mean Sancho Panza?
Who is best support and why is it Mercy.
>>153274362
But Mercy gave him the stare like he's a rapist or some shit
>>153274252
>straightfags believe this
About 20% of the cast needs to be gay, and 5-10% on top of that bisexual. This is how Blizz would represent the realistic demographics.
>coming to /owg/ less and less because of gayposting
It didn't have to come to this.
>>153274368
>Genji starts reflecting
>Try to be clever and shoot rockets at his feet
>His reflect hitbox is nearly as wide as D.va's defense matrix
>It don't werk
>Cry
>>153274368
>shooting icicles at a reflecting genji
>he kills a teammate
>walk over to teammates body
>spam "HEY! CHILL OUT"
>>153274368
>genji deflects
>keep shooting anyways
>watch him kill our mccree with those shots
>"wtf you fucking killed me man"
>>153274461
Then stay away waifufag
>>153274232
Terrible OCs you mean right?
help
how do i have fun again
all i do is get salty as fuck because of dumb shit
should i just wait until ranked is out again on normal?
yeah i know ptr is a thing but i already have high ping on eu servers
>>153274461
poz your neghole
>>153274386Ever heard of dickgirls anon?
Please love me.
>>153274461
you can be gay too you fucking dumbass
>>153274232
>Those nipples
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
>Enough
This general has gone to shit, waifufags were bad enough now we just have homofags degeneracy in this thread. Nyan reaper, thicc reaper, gay soldier/mccree. Disgusting.
>>153274461
Its always either gay posting or waifu posting, every general has there and there are always these shitters that complain.
>>153274515
I never post waifus.
Sorry.
>>153274584cute :3
>>153274452
She doesn't trust him because he used to be a bad guy.
>>153274603
really says something about the audience overwatch attracts
>>153273696
I dunno, last I checked Lucio was for faggots who don't wanna try.
How is that overwatch waifu tulpa coming along, guys?
>>153274587
I love (You)
>>153274603
Zenyatta would never post something like this. He would accept everyone regardless of their differences.
I hope you're ashamed.
>>153272667
>Also, why are you using vocaroo?
it's a meme
>>153274087
>Sounded so fat I honestly couldn't tell.
lol I seriously weigh like 90 lbs that's funny
>>153272295
Who's Alex again? Just a name? Because when Reyes comes home to a burnt dinner, he tells Tracer he's going to the bar with Jack.
>>153274589
I don't want to be gay. Stop the waifu and gay posting now
>>153274603
>now we just have homofags
>now
How new are you?
>>153274603
>avatarfagging as zenyatta
>he would never say such bullshit
EUGH!
>>153274734
post legs
>>153274553
turn off your brain or get drunk
play some loud energetic music in the background and shoot shit down without a care in the world
>>153274232
I didn't know Overwatch took in 14 year olds
>I really think they shouldn't introduce anyone under 18 as a playable character
>I mean even killing an older teenager is bad
>but actual child-soldiers are too much, man
>18 is probably the lowest they could ever go
>>153274729
the only time he posts shit is when they put gearbox's colonial marines 2 dota edition to the curb and stomp its face down.
>>153274815
I had a lot more fun in qp when I started watching shitty movies on my other monitor
>>153274596
Soon. The fire rises.
>>153274553
>implying ranked will be any less salty
Just quit now
>>153274603
I think it's time to take a stand against this degeneracy.
>>153274770
>I don't want to be gay
No one does, but here you are darling. Embrace it!
>not allowed to ream out shitters for making the worst possible picks because "it's just qp"
>not allowed to try and win because "it's just qp"
>not allowed to do anything but pick six winstons and spout off about stale memes because "it's just qp"
>>153274603
>>153274673
Breaking News! The internet is full of weirdos. Could you be one of them? Tune in here at 11 to find out more.
>>153274368
>Playing Symmetra
>Dumbass Genji tries to deflect her beam
>>153274923
It's just qp
>>153274603
>people post nsfw ow females
>disgusting fetishes and lesbians
>nobody complains
>people post one picture of a male character
>EWW GAY THREAD IS RUINED
Grow up, are you still on your way discovering yourself?
>>153274769
Aleksandra Zaryanova
(because of omnics hate and both being tanks)
What was the beta like? I know bastion had a shield and Discord wouldn't disappear, but what else? I keep hearing that D.Va was broken?
>>153274923
>try to win on comp
>it's just a game xddd
>>153274915
I think I'll just leave. Sorry I could not convert.
>tfw 71 skill rating in live last season
>play PTR and its nothing but shitters and retards
>no friends play PTR ranked with so I get stuck in a perpetual loop of sub-50 retards picking DPS
Anybody wanna play some PTR ranked? Pumpkinz#11409
>>153274457
Uhh ... are people really that delusional? LGBTQ people are at most 2.5% of the general population.
http://www.gallup.com/poll/183383/americans-greatly-overestimate-percent-gay-lesbian.aspx
>>153274539
That'd be redundant. All OCs are terrible.
>team keeps shooting the Zarya bubble despite knowing full well what it does
>>153274596
SOON
>>153274972
that gif needs to be symmetra-fied
>>153275061
To another website? There are even more gayposts. Enjoy.
Can we have some Tracey?
Tracey thread?
>>153274930
Why is Reaper socute?
>>153274923
go be a miserable shitter in comp
Hey guys, let's see those changes you think should be made to gamemodes, characters, abilities, stats, etc.
>Symmetra's turrets can heal allies (heals a little faster than/just as fast as unamped Lucio heal, turrets prioritize attacking)
>Junkrat gets +50 HP or +25 shields
>D.Va can shoot her pistol from her Mech, slower rate than Pilot D.Va
>Tracer gets literally anything other than the Pulse bomb as a new ultimate, or the Bomb slowly gravitates towards enemies, which can get stuck in the process
Apologies in advance for pic related's source.
>>153274734
>"it's a meme xd"
>"lol i weigh 90lbs xd"
>"god i'm such a qt gril I wish guys would pay attention to me xd"
It's times like this that I genuinely despise women. Get the fuck out.
>>153274670
He was just an honest smuggler trying to make it in the omni crisis world
>>153274385
I guess I did.
>>153275256
>It's times like this that I genuinely despise women. Get the fuck out.
We don't tolerate your sexism around here.
The hottest thing about the Mercy/Pharah relationship is that Mercy knew Pharah when she was a little girl
>>153275187
I want Tracer to erase herself from time itself
>>153273764
TRAITOR
>>153275061
>>153274603
>>153274461
report and ignore
>>153275210
It's probably because of how hard he tries to be scary.
>>153275187
>Sexy Tracer tummy
>>153275140
>>153274886
Can we keep some as pets? I know a few good breeders that aren't obnoxious about it :3
>>153275087
Ugh.. wtf. I hate gay people now.
>>153275306
Last time I checked we didn't tolerate attention seeking roasties either.
>>153275349
Yeah for sure, I mean at least they'll be useful then~
>>153275342
yes
Yes
YES
More tummies and bellybuttons. :3
>>153275331
(You)
>>153275256
this is u
>>153274923
>tfw autistic about winrates and stats
>tfw they are in freefall
I just want it to be fun again
>>153275249
found the symmetra main.
>gives an aggressive mobile tank a precise long ranged option. Never played comp or is shit at d.va
> buffs junkrat, someone that is in an okay position, for no reason other than to say "I contributed"
>thinks the pulse bomb is bad, or intentionally suggests it because he wants it removed.
Kaplan stop shitposting. I know you want to be smart like you used to be on the EQ forums, but thats gone. And now you are a hack directing a video game about lock boxes.
what's up /owg/
been playing on xbone since release and i'm planning to buy a pc to play this game how it's supposed to be played now i have questions
1. I don't have a battle log account if I create one and connect it to my xbone account will my stats/lvl etc carry over?
2. How much money am i going to have to spend for the pc?
>>153275421
>wahh wahh wahh why cant i be a sexist bigot
*yawns*
that act is too played out, try something new :)
>>153275457
do you think we'd have to get them fixed like dogs and cats or would permanent chastity be good enough?
>>153275326
This triggers le me.
Why do females turn discussion into blatant shitposting
>>153275716
>4chan
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zUs46y0hdJ
>>153274923
QP pro mentality is cancer.
Get good in comp or shut the fuck up in qp, how hard is that.
You probably the salty type of faggot that joined random pub servers on tf2 and screamed at the team despite the map looping over and over again.
The worst bit, is you aren't good enough to carry a team, and have average skill at best. So you seek vindication in your failures by blaming others.
>>153275249
damn, thats some high quality cosplay
>defense map
>start off as symmetra
>other team breaks through and caps first point pretty quickly
>switch to zenyatta even though i've never played him in a real match
>take down their reinhardt almost by myself like 3 times
>we end up winning
I thought he was supposed to be difficult to learn?
>>153275716
>shitposting
>on 4chan
really makes you think
>>153272359
post battletag qt
>>153275587
1. No. You can't connect.
2. Forty dollars for the Game. Some approximate three hundred dollars for the toaster brand new. Probably much cheaper if you find an appropriate one used.
>>153275723
needs a purge
fags from other gens come here to suck each other off
>>153275648
Fixed, but there are ways to do it nowadays without cutting anything off~
You could also just put them in chastity if that's what you desire, so many options with breeder pets it's amazing.
wanna know what to don't think of when you think hero or villainA FUCKING DJ
>>153275627
Y E S
E
S
>>153275862
Imouto#11511
I'm going to be playing nothing but WoW for the next week or so though so you might not want to add me
Also I'm not very social
>about to land a sick ass hook
>my teammate mei saves them/blocks hook
>this happens at least 8 times during the entire game
>>153275723
Fags getting out of hand since the game has nothing going on at the moment. People are rightly calling them out but hurr durr you're afraid of the male physique.
imagine the shitstorm when they reveal mei's body to just be thick thighs and an average sized torso.
The fatty tears.
>>153272359
Fat tumblr confirmed
>>153270369
>mfw the enemy genji can do the dash-jump technique
>they're attacking on Hanamura point B
>just rockets instantly to the back and annihilates supports/snipers
Gabe had a hard life
>>153270562
SMUGA
Do you think widowmaker would be more attractive in some other color?
Yellow? Red? Orange? Brown?
>>153276028
>>my teammate mei saves them/blocks hook
I was that mei
I also participate in mercy rezzing teammates into a high noon
I also participate in teleporting people further back in the map
I also participate in picking widow and only using the unscoped primary fire
:)
>>153275885
how do you suck someone off through the internet
>>153276073
>tripping an old lady
That's not cool, Reyes. Reinhardt needs those hips intact.
How do I get potg with Ana?
>>153276108
Really fits doesn't it
>>153276143
>>153273141
Right here
>>153270562
>>153276073
this art looks insipid for something 'official'.
>>153276045
I'm not fat but I do have a tumblrhttp://matroskabrain.tumblr.com/
>>153276160
fags will always find a way
I suggest you be careful
One of you has a disease
>>153276073
I want them to reconcile.
I want Reaper to have someone left.
And then I want Reaper, 76, and Ana to be the only ones who know the feud is over between them.
And I want Ana in Overwatch because she needs to protect her daughter.
While Reaper and 76 form a 2 man army renegade squad that raises hell and does cool ass vigilante shit against Talon.
Their goal after that is to keep Overwatch disbanded for good, no matter the means.
>>153276252
yeah it would be pretty great, like running little experiments on worthless breeders
i wonder what a breeder pet would look like if you just fed him dog food
can't wait for a chad pet :3
>>153272359
why do all the attention whores force the exact same voice?
>>153276384
I'm not a fag I was just wondering how you do the sex through the internet
>>153275284
I mean he was a war profiteer and probably a murderer, but I'm all about redemption and reform.
>>153276294
your tumb is pretty cute! but I hate the small navigation literally every tumblr uses
>>153272295
That's some serious autism you've got going there
>>153276221
At least they didn't translate 'Tank' to 'Czołg'
>>153276487
that is just my normal voice what do you mean
>>153276583
ty I just like small stuff like that and pixel stuff, it's cute
>>153276615
>those proportions
>>153276615
copy that
>>153276108
Can any polbros tell me wtf SMUGA means?
>>153276525
I don't he didn't kill anyone who didn't need it
>>153270531
Image source?
>>153274457
Making characters gay just to make them gay is literally how to not design a character.
>>153276450
Pretty good.
>Their goal after that is to keep Overwatch disbanded for good, no matter the means.
Why?
>>153273398
Of course there are gay characters. Just look at them
>>153276749
BLIZZARD YOU FUCKING HACKS GIVE ME MY GOLD ITEMS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>153276689
Trail, like in trail of smoke.
>>153276450
Reaper will have nothing left when he realize too late that Sombra was manipulating him and the Talon mercs to kickstart the next Omnic crisis.
>>153276450
>Army of Two: Overwatch edition
I'd play it
>>153276682
>>153276615
>>153276825
The mistakes of the past can't be repeated. Young punks don't know what their getting into. It's for their own good.
>>153276784
Reinhardt and Zarya? That's kind of cute.
>>153276763
Zero suit reinhardt when?
>>153274715
Thank (You)! <3
To console players:
Are there any button rebindings for any character (especially Tracer/Pharah) that you would suggest?
>>153276909
same senpai. Reaper and s76 feel like they'd be pretty natural complements to one another anyway
Post chat screencaps
>>153276896
Thanks, anon
>>153276212
By not healing your team
>>153276908
Stop thinking Reaper and Sombra are so closely connected just because they both use skulls. Reaper is mexican but he isn't from mexico he grew up in fucking LA.
>>153276749
I don't get it
>>153276615
>Feminism is AWESOME!
Awkward fit brown qt.
>>153276763
>It is simple biology that your prostate feels nice when stimulated. Don't fight it.
doesn't mean you're aroused by men. You can love anal play and get pegged and not even notice gay shit
>>153276037
>Posting sexy ladies is fine
>Posting sexy dudes is awful and needs to stop and it makes me cry and I'm so upset a bloo bloo
>Got this game literally today
>Think McCree looks pretty cool
>Friend who has been playing since launch says "Yeah, he's alright, but they nerfed him"
>Give him a try anyways, since it seems his playstyle translates best for my CS:GO background
>30 Elims every match
This guy was nerfed?
Was he fucking OP as fuck before? How? He seems amazing already.
>>153277169
>grew up in LA
>doesn't think LA is Mexico
Anything below San Jose is Mexico
>>153277179
loot boxes anon
>>153277179
grey grey blue grey
>>153277313
he went from op to nerfed to op to slightly less op
>>153277169
That's not why people think they are closely connected at all. It's because Reaper says 'where is sombra when you need her' and is currently the only hero who references her by name or at all. Also because he, again, talks about her in Ana's comic.
>overwatch general
>literally just homo posting
>no one playing with each other
>not even an /owg/ chat in game
>>153277179
crates
>>153271059
>drop coin into middle hole
>win
Connect 4 is silly unless both parties agree to not drop into the middle hole on turn 1
>>153272291
>>153274685
>>153277275
There's a difference and it's not only the gender of the character.
>>153276143
Her normal one.
>>153276763
>It is simple biology that your prostate feels nice when stimulated. Don't fight it.
Actually, it doesn't for everyone. But hey, if pretending that everyone is secretly gay is what it takes to help you live with your life choices, then think what you please.
>>153277313
Fan the Hammer used to do fuckloads more damage. You hardly had to use your primary fire, and most shitters didn't.
>>153277313
His fan the hammer used to be able to delete tanks if you did the fan-roll-fan combo. His range used to be even longer before the damage fell off.
>>153277071
Pressing shift to reload is a semi-legit hint.
Whenever you change form you get a full clip in the new form.
It's not faster than reloading but allows you to relocate pretty fast without being stationary and reloading.
>>153277349
>>153277378
>>153277415
Oh.
Maybe I didn't get it because I got every legendary I want :^)
>>153277404
>playing with each other
what a fag
>>153277404
Ok lads, post battletags then.
Zigoury#1465
>>153277462
It came down to DPS and rolling. Why shoot one shitty 70 damage bullet when you could throw out six slightly weaker but tank melting none theless bulllets at the same time. And rolling reloaded instantly so fuck winston amirite?
>>153277338
Because it's way more fun to bait when the fish is biting
>>153277453
>Actually, it doesn't for everyone.
And majority of women can't cum while being fucked because of how abysmal you straight men are, but hey if pretending you're gods in bed is what it takes to help you live your life, then think what you please.
>Little Sister has been deaf since birth
>She loves to play video games and plays what I play
>She asks me to buy her Overwatch so we can play together
>mfw she's pretty bad at the game because she can't hear when the ults go off but I don't have the heart to tell her no when she asks to play together
When is Blizzard going to make a deaf mode that has visual indicators for when ults are on?
>>153277258
>>153275854
>put heal on someone
>discord someone, kill them
>rinse and repeat
>ult to counter ults that damage over time
he's easy
>>153277404
ignore and report
they have their own boards to post this shit on
>caaaaw
>>153277521
I bet most of those straight men would love a big strong woman holding them down and having her way with them :3
>>153277618
True. They're so easy to bait too.
>>153277684
Ask blizzard for it, they'll probably do it desu senpai
What do you guys think Junkrat found in the Australian desert?
Several characters ask him about the treasure he found there. He had to hire Roadhog to protect him.
>It's a you're the only one trying to cap as Reinhart episode
>your team then wonders how you lost
>>153271902
>Jesse was part of Overwatch, so he was one of the good guys
Working directly under fucking Reaper. And Mercy was always ambivalent about Overwatch to begin with.
>>153277730
>crying about board culture
kek
Started playing Overwatch a few days ago. I'm getting pretty good with Roadhog. Got an 11 killstreak and MVP last night. He's so much fun to play.
Here, have this uncharacteristically handsome Roadhog and Junkrat.
>>153277684
That is actually kind of heartbreaking.
>>153277749
That's certainly an interesting interpretation of that skin.
>>153277313
they basically traded one op ability for two others, hes still be a large margin the best character in the game
>>153277776
Australium.
>>153277436
Delete this
srysly why so much faggotry here, someone needs to start a new thread
>>153277684
Why not just subtitles?
>>153277793
>be ana
>be the only one on the payload
>team spams I need healing behind walls
>Reddit drawing attention to how horribly broken genji's reflect hitbox is
Finally, reflect nerf soon
>/pol/ trying to make gays look bad again
Thankfullt, the gay baiters are all straight men trolling.
None if them can take a dick.
>>153277927
I'll be there too :3
>>153275782
You are the saltiest person I have EVER seen in this general.
>>153277962
I'm the guy talking about the breeder genocide and I hate /pol/. I just love shitposting desu senpai
>>153277010
i blink with l2 for tracer(you don't have to map it)
i set pharah's jump to l2 also(way easier to hover and aim)
you can do the same for winston if you want also
>>153277684
What about those implants thingies for deaf people going on about?
Is she like, compatible or something?
>>153277776
The secret of perfect shitposting
>Doomfist should do his own dirty work
What did Reaper mean by this?
>>153277901
Never.
Posting post-Talon Overwatch operative Amelié Lacroix.
>>153277776
One of the god AIs. He found it in the ruins of an omnium right? Would make sense for it to be the at least.it will actually turn out to be something inconsequential and stupid, like a snowglobe, because lel junkrat
>>153277684
God damn I'm gonna get so many upvotes for this, cheers senpai
>>153277980
>Literally crying because someonw caled you a fag
Ez baitz
>Hanzo at your service
what did he mean by this?
>>153277673
You give honest faggots a bad name.
>>153277749
>mfw instantly thought it was shitcrow spam from poeg
>>153277729
Then Blizzard really fucked up the difficulty rankings. Zenyatta is a three star hero, on the same level as Ana. So is Mei.
>10 sounds barriers provided
>ulted like twice tops
>>153277948
was this supposed to make me laugh
>>153277949
Nerf reflects Reinhardt shield sized hitbox, but in return let him have the jump reset.
>>153277927
>Waah! Pwease pander to my tastes!
Just wait until the gay hero reveals. You have seen nothing yet. Just give in and stop pretending you don't secretly enjoy it.
There is no greater joy and no greater suffering to experience as a tank than playing Reinhardt.
It's either wonderful fun protecting your friends and smashing skulls or crippling despair as your friends die, your shield breaks, and someone ults you every 20 seconds, all while the enemy is out of hammer range.
>>153278102
>this general is now baiters baiting baiters baiting baiters
it's even gayer than we first realized
>>153278054
That Linkin Park is a heavily underrated musikino group.
>>153278054
Failed retrieval of the gauntlet from the museum in first cinematic?
>>153277809
Junkrat and Roadhog are my guilty pleasures.
>>153278152
obviously, it's edited to be funny
>>153278019
Whatever you say, obvious /pol/poster.
>>153277749
kek
>>153272458
Greeks have no idea what they look like.
>>153278072
>spoiler
I hope not. I hope it's actually something pretty big and important for the story. Something like the God AI. Junkrat's been sitting on something that could end humanity.
>tfw someone calls you a fucking retard
>>153277684
Instead of shitposting here, you should write a letter to blizzard and ask them for this feature. With how all-inclusive they are chances are it'll get implemented and you won't have to be ashamed of playing with your sister anymore
>>153278204
So is Doomfist a bad guy? Does he lead TALON?
>>153278174
>Boo hoo why am i not representeeeed
Inb4 fags fall for this
>>153278145
That just means how many people used it. So you can easily get 5 people each time for example
>>153278351
>3278351 â–¶
>>>153278204
>So is Doomfist a bad guy? Does he lead TALON?
He isGerard.. Or rather, he wants to be Doomfist. It is not a single person, more like a title.
>>153277962
it's not even /pol/ dude it's how an average gay acts
>>153278326
yeah you like that you fucking retard?
>>153273257
SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A DESIGN WHY ARE THERE LEWDS ALREADY.
Fucking internet.
>>153278439
gerard is fucking dead you dumbass
ROADHOG IS FUCKING OP
>Deals 225 damage pershot
>Has 600 fucking health regardless of the fact that he is able to output more damage than any other character.
>Has a hook that's maximum range is 20 meters AND CAN 1 HIT 18/22 HEROES IN THIS FUCKING GAME ...(Mcree's damage falls off after 20 meters so good luck dealing 900 damage from that far)
>DID I MENTION THE FACT THAT HE HAS 600+300HP AND CAN FUCKING ONE HIT 18/22 CHARACTERS IN THIS GAME WITH LITTLE FUCKING SKILL REQUIRED?
>HIS HOOK CANCELS OVER HALF OF THE ENEMY ULTS.
>EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS FUCKING HERO IS OVERPOWERED, AND DON'T JUST SAY "GO TRACER AND JUST STRAFE NOOB" AND SKILLED HOG WILL FUCKING GRAB TRACER THE MOMENT SHE WALKS INTO 20M RANGE OR BETTER I WILL JUST FUCKING LOOK AT HER AND DROP 225 DAMAGE AND INSTANTLY BLOW HER FUCKING HEAD OFF.
HE'S FUCKING OVERPOWERED AND FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>153277071
Oh BOY
>Play of the game
>It's an enemy team member killing you after you severely fucked up
>Everyone sees you severely fuck up
PLS NO BULLY
>>153278182
I really want more melee characters.
>Doomfist when
>Rockem' sockem' boxing omnic when
>>153278450
Nah, its /pol/.
Queers actually can take a dick, unlike these paper tigers.
>>153278326
Nobody would call you a fucking retard for no reason. You must of done something really stupid.
>Still no school-girl Mei skin
BLIZZARD
>>153278546
>he doesn't know
>>153273694
It's from Naruto you huge faggot.
How the fuck do you kill two fat pigs being babysat by the rest of their teams?
>>153278554
I generally don't have a hard time killing him as dva
>>153278546
>he actually believes this
>he doesnt know he and his wife just flipped sides and staged his death
Just listen to her dialogue with Ana and the way she whispers his name every now and then. She is still all over him.
>>153278326
>tfw someone from the enemy team calls you a good dva and that you were the sole reason they lost.
Every single game I join
>someone picks Widowmaker won't switch
>5vs6 now I can deal with that.
>someone picks Hanzo, won't switch
>2 Mcrees that can't aim for shit
>1 Genji or if I'm lucky a Roadhog
Every. Single. Time.
>>153278473
you keep bullying him youre going to have to answer to me
>>153278450
There's a difference between queers and gays.
One simply like men, and the others base their entire life around being gay and have to smear it in the face of everyone the fact that he's gay.
I know plenty of them, and only one is like that.
>>153278554
Roadhog is my precious fat treasure and if they nerf him I will drop this game forever.
>>153278719
What are you gonna do about it? Make me suck your dick?
Nerf THIS
>>153278682
>Team(s)
>No KoTH game mode with 6 teams of two
Sounds like an enjoyable clusterfuck
>>153278450
yep fuck breeders, there's nothing wrong with being pozzed
>>153278629
They don't make uniforms big enough for her.
>>153278817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D85UY1oICxE
>>153278705
Yes, she misses her husband, because he's dead.
>>153278817
Woah there
>>153278871
tight clothes on Mei are perfect by me
>look at the deviantart overwatch oc's
>nearly all mention abuse in their bios
>>153278852
Sup /pol/.
Still trying to redpill people on fags?
This is some hardcore autism.They're all 7
>tfw can't bother finishing a match because there's a genji on both sides and it just becomes a genji ult wait fest
Pharah a qt.
>>153278554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAsl5IEAgq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiZoBm8WYo0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgdABBQD0wk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-pukginEaM
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MNVgGaqETA
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MNVgGaqETA
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MNVgGaqETA
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MNVgGaqETA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MNVgGaqETA
>>153275342
My God. What is the source of this.
Any tips on getting the "Hog Wild" achievement? The one where you have to knock two people over. I've gotten every other one, including the harder Power Overwhelming and Anger Management ones, and would have all the Tank Achievements if it weren't for this one. For some reason I just don't see barely coordinated teams grouped up and moving in a direction close to a ledge. Anyone knows what heroes my buddies could play to maybe help me out like Zarya helping Hanzo get the kill four with the dragons achievement?
post profile pics
>PTR
>losing prettry badly on Lijiang
>tank is bitching about the DPS
>tell this motherfucker that of course we are going to be losing if we are running Mercy solo healer on KOTH
>another teammate switches to Lucio for the second round
>still have a Mercy, though
>even though the other team has a Tracer, Genji, Winston and Roadhog--AKA Mercy assassins
>and the tank still bitches at the DPS instead of the Mercy who was too stupid to play Zen or Lucio
Support players should not be above criticism.
>playing support (because team sucks)
>genji hassling us (because team sucks)
>ask roadhog player to deal with the genji, even say please
>"that's not my job"
>I switch to roadhog
>every time genji tries anything, he eats chain and then eats shotgun
>genji player loses his shit after about the second time I stop him right as he starts up his ult
Why do people suck so hard with using roadhog to manage soft targets like genji. I'm not great by any means but unless he gets lucky and dashes at the right moment I almost always land the hook.
>>153276073
Yeah, not knowing you're alive isn't the same thing as "left to die" you fucking retard. You're mad at nothing.
Fucking mexicans man. So dramatic all the time.
>>153273614
>can't prove him wrong
>goes on a rant
As per the usual
>>153279152
>bitching at your medic for healing you
Looks like somebody isn't getting healed for the rest of the game
I love it when I play Tank and babysit someone and they thank me when the match is over.
is this what healsluts feel every match?
>>153279124
>>153278764
yeah you're gonna suck my dick until you cannot get it far enough down your throat to be satisfied. You'll be satisfied when you feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down your throat. When you sit back on my heels, look up at me with cum all over your mouth and slobber running down your neck, hair all fucked up and wipe your mouth with the back of your arm and ask me if you did a good job and I cannot even speak because you've drained all of my energy out the tip of my dick….. That’s what I'll do
>>153275782
>comp is disabled
>LMAO JUST GO BACK TO COMP LMAO WHY ARE YOU SO MAD LMAO WHY EVEN TRY ITS JUST A VIDEO GAME LMAO
>>153278707
>tfw consistently get triple and quad kill potgs with dva and 4 golds
>no one says anything
>someone on other team gets a triple ult potg using a zarya black hole
>WOW DVA NICE ULT!
>DAMN NICE!!!
>5 votes at the end of the match
fuck this game
>>153279375
hot!
>>153278023
>i blink with l2 for tracer(you don't have to map it)
Does it really feel better than the normal R1?
I also heard a suggestion elsewhere of making L2 the ult button. What do you think of that suggestion?
>>153278897
>gerard was a fool to love someone like you
>you don't know anything about him
>>153279152
>mercy is bad on koth
>a game mode were teams fight on top of a single point
>bad for mercy
???
Is zenyatta still a pick in comp?
I KEEP GETTING FUCKING TROLL COMPS AS TEAM MATES
IT KEEPS FUCKING HAPPENING
GIVE ME BACK COMP
Does anyone know 5 cute facts about Hana Song??
>guy gets mad at me for not healing him
>he keeps charging in and dying in literally half a second
I don't think he realizes that no support could out-HPS utter retardation
>>153279521
Still worse than zen or lucio because you cant fight aoe healing + shields or +30% damage for your team
>>153279556
She likes doritos
She likes mountain dew
She likes to pick her nose
She likes to curse
She doesn't clean or maintain herself "down there"
>>153279556
- She's a girl!
- She's a mecha pilot!
- I love her!!!!!
- Hana!!!!!!!!!!!
>>153278546
Anon.
Anon...
Come here. Let me ask you a question anon.
When has "Dead" meant anything to anyone in the overwatch universe.
>Reaper (Explosion)
>76 (Explosion)
>Tracer (Flight Crash)
>Genji (Brother)
>Bastion (Put down after the war, Was dead)
>Mei (Cryostatis, sorta counts)
>Widow (Assumed Dead)
Surprisingly the tanks and supports have no zombies.
>>153278817
Fight me!
team stacks greater than 2 people should be banned forever from quick play
PTR is >>>>>that way buddy
>>153279556
1. Shes my gf
2. She luvs me
3. Not ur waifu
4. Shes carries me on ow
5. We eat Doritos and watch anime
>>153278982
I thought you were talking about the fags shitting this general up
>>153279431
She is a GAMUR GIRL >:3
WINKYFACE
A qtShe will never be real
>>153279556
1. Parroting mccree anon
2. Being this desperate
3. Shit waifu
5. Eat doritos
>>153279556
1- Her name is Hana
2- She's a girl
3- She pilots MEKA
4- She plays vidya games
5- I love her
>>153279431
>get a generic "kill 4 unaware enemies near the payload" Potg as Reaper
>someone in team chat says "That's what I call a proper objective clearing, good one Reaper!"
W-was he being ironic?
>>153279556
She once raped a buffalo
>>153279738
*GAMER GRILL
>>153279054
>300k tournament
when are we getting a new brawl
>>153279738
>these hands
What the fuck?
>>153279892
Overwatch likes to gmod itself randomly, check highlight intros and take screens.
>>153279876
>.gif
> teammate complains he was all alone on point
> it's because everyone died at different times and all rushed to the point after respawn, including him
> no regrouping
More common than you think. Wait up and regroup, you won't solo 3 enemies and your team is coming as fast as they can!
>>153279876
Quantum physics doctorate dissertation on the mechanics of Roadhog's hook when?
>>153279876
Could you cut out more frames on that? I can still see a tiny bit of something going on.
>>153279885
Changes on Tuesdays
>>153280208
any usual time?
No matter how many times I tell them to group up with me, my teammates always fucking stay behind walls and keep dying. It's a bad feeling
>>153279431
>tfw you eat 2 graviton surges and 4 dragonstrikes with defense matrix in a ptr ranked master match
>>153279440
Id bet youd like that, huh bitchboy
>tfw you reunite with your twin bro
>>153279892
>>Smugas hands are bigger than her head
she has cancer
>>153280171
I've got a halloween skin idea for roadhog
>his hook is now a portal gun
>he fires an orange projectile and a blue one appears in front of him
What are the chances of Pharah and Mercy making it back in the meta? A buff to either one of them would help the other, yes?Which one of them wears the strap-on?
>>153280586
Mercy. If Korrasami has taught me anything it's that the brown girl is usually the sub
>>153280509
Retard, S M U G A is fast girl, not McDonald girl
>>153278707
I remember this one time before the D. Va buff me and another meka were dueling it out solo in the building with the hallway staircase beside the point on Hollywood, constantly destroying each other's mechs until after two or three mechs each one of us got the finally shot off.>>153278710
>>153280490
that isn't canon
delete it immediately
Reinhardt is a lot more fun than I thought. Watching people play him, he seemed rather boring, but that was a very satisfying game.
>>153280469
I would :3
Would you fuck me in the butt or make me suffer in my horniness?
>>153280586
Mercy has already been buffed and i don't see them making a return to anything beside the sub50 shitter bracket. Especially now that 76 been buffed and is once again capable of destroying any pharah casually gliding across the sky like she's out for an evening stroll
>>153278554
Roadhogs are easy as hell to kill with Zenyatta
>>153280586
Mercy may have got a buff with zen getting a nerf but a good zen lucio combo is better than mercy lucio
30% damage boost for everyone vs 30% damage boost for 1 person
Near immortality for entire team vs resurrection (provided she doesn't die)
Zens ultimate is much better than mercys in the fact he can buy time on the payload, or if cyka blyat uses her in conjunction with another zen will save a team wipe, mercy won't and if she's in it she's fucked too
Zen is still meta
>>153277554
illudrial#2106
By the way if anyone wants to go I would be happy to be in a team. I am so tired of solo q. I will literally play any role or whatever is required. No mic though.
>be asianfag
>muricans always complaining about cancer qp and meme teams
>literally people who do that in Asias only do it for the first few mins or so then switch to a decent team composition
>try out Americas
>first game enemy has 2 roadhogs and my team doesn't know what the fuck to do
>second game my team is full of meis blocking the entrance
>third game get raped by a widow despite having 2 weebs in my team
I mean, i've been mad at the game but i've never been this mad holy shit. What the fuck is up with your servers?
>>153280632
i was saying she also has weird propotions faggot
>>153280586
unless mercy makes pharah not an easy target
never
>>153276294
LONDON
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>>153280831
>he didn't think playing BIG DICK WILHELM was fun
at least you've learned now, anon
>>153278554
>>153280851
*unzips discord*
>>153280321
26h15m from now
>>153277618
gonna need the full pic on that fampai
For a moment, I shared this man's pain.
>>153280628
>Mercy. If Korrasami has taught me anything it's that the brown girl is usually the sub
Patrician taste my good sir.
>>153281172
>a noble soul died today.webm
You mean Gene Wilder right?
>>153281172
literally anyone who does this to their teammate are always terrible at playing this game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSWJhILCS9g
ball is life
>>153280831
Now wait until you get a bad team or else just outplayed and can't kill anything no matter what because everyone focuses the dick out of you and always just stay out of hammer range and always negate your ult
>when a friendly D.va and an enemy D.va face off
>be Tracer
>greet Widow at spawn point
>instead of shooting she hesitates for a moment
>blast her full with bullets
it was great
>>153280851
>>153280995
LOL YOUR LITTLE ORB IS GETTING FUCKING NERFED TO MAKE SURE SKILLHOG IS EVEN MORE BROKEN.
AND GOOD LUCK WINNING THE GAME IF YOU HAVE TO STAND 20 METERS AWAY WHILE I'M AFK ON THE OBJECTIVE WAITING FOR MY FUCKING LIMBS TO FALL OFF FROM MY TERMINAL DIABETES.
ACTUALLY THINK ROADHOGS COUNTER IS A GOOD COUNTER KEKEKEKEKE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>153280990
Lesson learned. I just thought all he was good for was holding up his shield and occasionally smashing some guy with a hammer if he got too close, I didn't expect how much actually went into being Reinhardt.
>>153281368
you know you can't views if it's embed, right?
>>153281046
If only i had it. Sorry i let you down, senpai
>>153281172
Just leave the poor guy alone, he's trying so hard
>>153280905
Was this over the weekend? If so, kids. No school, which means the worst matches imaginable for 2-3 days.
The best way to improve Bastion is to give him a mini map. That shows his location, team mates', and any eneymy in LOS of Bastion's team.
So /owg/ I'm a shit heal main but I want to look into playing more damaging roles. Who is top tier besides McReee
>>153281653
Ana
>>153277071
>play Rein
>about to kill Widow
>she just jumps off a cliff
>I stand there, perplexed
>>153279521
Teams ran Mercy with Lucio before because Zen sucked. Now, there is absolutely no reason to run Mercy on KOTH when Zenyatta exists. And the other team has nothing but Mercy killers. What would one expect to gain from picking Mercy over Lucio and Zen in this situation? She can't defend herself. She can't speedboost. She can't use discord orb. She can't do damage and heal at the same time. The only thing she has going for her is her rez, and how many times is she going to get it off on Lijiang? And are a handful of rezzes a match really worth her lacking in every other way?
>>153279314
But she didn't heal me, which is the problem.
>>153281653
This>>153281708, shove healing darts up your team's asses and give cancer inducing shots to your enemies.
>>153281653
All of the attack heroes are pretty solid, arguably aside from Genji post-nerf.
>>153281601
Or Blizzard could just give him his shield back.
>>153281720
Actually a good play. If she absolutely cannot escape, then she denies you ult charge from damaging her
>>153281381
Yeah, I was relying a lot on my team in that game. I'm guessing it's the norm for Reinhardt whereas with most other heroes you don't have to be so reliant on them to do well.
>>153281406
Just pick Reaper or a sniper to counter hog. Now if he has a Zarya or Ana up his ass it's a little more tricky, and by tricky I mean fucking annoying.
If you're Reapy just wait for the hook to be on CD or else bait it out. You can still get blasted by his left click but you have favor in the fight especially if you hop and aim at the head
>>153273401
>Maybe the tech she created fucked him up but I doubt she was directly involved at all.
In beta she had a line where she said something like, this isn't what I intended, to reaper. It got removed, but it was originally implied she was the one who did it.
>>153272359
post feet
>>153281903
this.
I've had so many clueless retards flame me if I do this that I just give up on explaining now and mute/report them.
>>153281406
You do know his orbs are getting buffed in damage to compensate right? His dps is still more or less the same.
>>153281653
>>153281818
Genji is fine post nerf and still perfectly viable
McCree is the best
Pharah and 76 are the "irrelevant" pair not worth the pick
Tracer and Reaper are both good
>no one ships the biggest with the smallest even if they know each other and have funny interactions
life is pain
>>153280831
Yep. I've got 14 hours with him, with a 55% win rate over 110 games, and while I'm not absolutely amazing with him, best I've gotten was 36 eliminations, I do find him the most rewarding and fun.
He's my go to character when I'm not playing support, as the groups I play with are the least likely to complain about me playing him when I'm not supporting (which accounts for 40% of my game time).
>>153281903
>>153282004
Well shit, I never actually considered that. I remember plenty situations where I knew I was fucked, but just took it. Guess I really should've just killed myself.
You guys probably get this question a lot but what's the rules for PTR and profile level/ranked? Does any of it carry back over?
>>153282087
...so is death.
How does this image make you feel?
>>153282087
>funny interactions
You mean that line where Torb will repair Rein's armor?It ain't funny
>>153282418
The phrase "Purge the heretics" comes to my mind repeatedly.
>>153282418
>>153282328
None of it carries over at all, PTR is a closed environment.
>>153282328
It doesn't carry. I don't know why Bliz just doesn't disable EXP gain and loot boxes in PTR, it would save a lot of confusion.
>>153282418
aroused to about a quarter chub
>>153282518
>>153282490
>>153282391
Oh okay. Thanks boys. I figured maybe the profile level would but now I can't waste time on PTR since people are already making fun of my sub 100 level.
>>153282418
Not Robo-Fortune/10
Eichenwalde tomorrow you think?
>>153282028
>They're nerfing his damage from the discord orb by 60% and just giving him 5 more damage. KEKEKEKEKEKEK
FUCKING RETARDS ACTUALLY THINK BLIZZARD WILL FIX THIS UNBALANCED TRASH.
>muh orb compensation
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>it's a press shift, nothing happens and die anyway scene
>>153282490
>>153282518
It would be funny if someone actually made it to 100 in PTR
WHAT I'M HOPING FOR
>Sombra is a sexy female omnic
WHAT I'M EXPECTING
>Sombra is some random normal mexican chick
WHAT I'M AFRAID OF
>Sombra is that one chick from the Overwatch group photo, because what we really need is another old-person-who-was-in-Overwatch-but-is-now-evil/vigilante hero
>>153282691
You play squishies a lot, don't you?
>>153272359
pls use a trip so I can filter you
>tired of playing lucio
>mercy sucks
>i can't aim well so no ana
>zenyatta's heals aren't that good
>symmetra is cool but she's not a healer
>>153282795
He probably likes to make epic solo flank plays and run away from his team's tanks during team fights.
>>153282691
Are you sub 60 mmr? Hog is not that bad if you stick with your team. He fucks up people who run ahead of the tank or yolo DPS who think they can solo the enemy team because they got a nuke in MW2 a couple times
>>153282872
Just pick another category altogether. If you pick fast you can even blame other people for not picking healers!
>>153282775
Sombra cant be an omnic
She works with Reaper and thus Talon, and Talon is anti-omnic
Im hoping for QT Skullcandy hacker geek girl
>Roadhog salt
Love it
>>153271893
debt
>play on instinct
>lose my spaghetti all the time popping abilities prematurely left and right
>decide to play relaxed and calculating
>keep getting oneshotted by things i could have avoided easily be being faster
Mainly when trying to play Genji but also other characters in general.
Anything to do against nerves when playing other than gitgud?
>>153272520
Christ how can one man be this attractive. Im a straight guy and i just got wet.
>>153283025
She could use an omnic proxy to do all the dirty work for her.
>>153283080
>deprive country of currency control and soft power a change towards a non productive economy
>blame them for debts
No wonder the greeks hate the germans, this is basically a war with financial instruments.
>>153273257
The robot's gender-design is irrelevant. I will clank it.
>>153283062
Roadhog carried me to mid 60s until I discovered he's not good against players who kek your hook and generally aren't retarded
Then I had to switch to DPS.
I just got back from a 10 day trip where I didn't have internet
Is Hanzo still bullshit
>>153283181
Always git gud.
>>153282927
I main Zarya
>>153282795
Good luck winning the game when your whole team has to stand right beside each-other the whole fucking time behind a Reinhardt shield.
I can't believe how far retards go to defend roadhog...
>JUST GET UR WHOLE TEAM 2 STAND BEHIND SHIELD 4 WHOLE GAME LOL BCUZ OF 1 "BALANCED" HERO.
What if Reinhardt shield breaks? Someone is getting grabbed and 1 hit every 6 seconds.
>ITZ BLANCED BROZ, JUST STAY IN SPAWN!!!
Post healslut
>>153282418
> Reposting plebbit trash here
Baka desu senpai. We can come up with our own crap you know.
>>153283208
The low-quality black and white filming covers up a lot of the imperfections in his face, and gives him a slight "glow" effect.But yeah that guy is indeed very handsome.
>>153282872
>I can't aim well so no ana
Feel bad for you, Ana is the most satisfying healer for people with actually good flick aim. You can practically feel your enemies seethe with rage as you continuously heal your flipping Genji teammate to the point where he's unkillable from a distance they can't retaliate from.
hello where are the overmemes
>>153283316
33% less bullshit but yes still bullshit
>>153283293
Yeah he's great for retards just running around after that people notice he rapes people and just kill him
imagine if rape wasnt illegal haha
>fighting Genji as roadhog
>he uses his deflect
>throw out my hook
>pull the sword right out of his hands leaving him defenseless
>>153283383
>>153270369
>4 games in a row
>The offence players on the team are useless every time
Fuck quick play
>>153283482
Ok, i imagined it. Now what?
>>153283362
>no art of mercy dominating hana
this is garbage
>>153283360
I wish I had good aim, but I'd have to practice in QP, and even in the shitter zone I still feel awful when I'm not performing well. I stopped caring about my w/l there a long time ago, but I don't want to be the reason my team gets stomped.
>>153283383
Welcome to overmeme central, have a complimentary Reaper name
>>153283482
yeah you'd be fucked haha
>>153283554
>>153283610
thread quality improved by 31%
>>153283383
>First two games I get put into are empty teams with 40 seconds left to lose.
Great way to start the day. I should just stop now.
>>153283610
>Space
What sorcery is this?!
>>153283383
>tell team to stick together so we can win
>its just quickplay xD
At first it was fine but now it's annoying.
>>153277684
I wasn't ready.
You should legit contact Blizzard and see what they can do. They have color blindness mode after all.
i hope roadhog is pretty under that mask
> whine about the healer we have
> healer says, "fuck it" and switches to something else
> whine about us not having a healer
> refuse to go healer, even though he's contributing fuck-all
> lose
Welcome to the world of your average Hanzo main.
mfw practicing headshots for 30 minutes drastically improved my aim
thats some hyperbolic time chamber shit right there
>>153283323
What? Zarya is good against hog. You can bubble yourself to block the hook and bubble your friends too. He can't shield his teammates if you ult.
> when you get an epic penta kill in POTG that even the enemy says they liked it
come on blizzard, add replays saving already
>>153282314
>I really should've just killed myself
today anon learned something
>>153283746
What movie is this? Did Segal make a parody of himself?
>>153270694
>>153270589
tbqh I'd let her so we could fuck forever as immortals
>>153283383
>>153278554
Just do what everyone does.
Either Zen his shit up or become what you hate.
Go Whole Hog or go home.
Am i the only one who leave everytime somebody picks Ana as solo healer?
>>153283885
is that with the Ana bots trick?
I wish I could find a way to do it for Pharah
>>153283383
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oz11RyC5bK
>>153284092
yeah ana bots
>>153283514
>Fighting genji as roadhog
>Genji 90MMR Roadhog 21MMR
>I miss hook
>Genji then deflects 225 damage (1 shot) into me
>OhShit.jpg
>I press "e"
>Back to full health
>Genji still trying really hard to kill me with his low damage ninja shit
>My 20 year old mouse breaks(The ball fell out)
>Switch to laptops tracepad
>Its been 6 seconds, let me just heal up again
>At this point i've missed 4 hooks and pretty much all my shots
>Genji decides fuck this shit and dashes away
>NotSoFast.png
>I throw my hook out
>At this point genji is behind a wall
>I see the hitmarker
>Nerdgasm.gif
>Start slamming my laptops mouse 1 with my fist (Gotta make sure i hit him)
>Deal 225 instantly fucking kill this genji regardless of the fact that his deflect is up and i have 267ping
>type in chat "Lulz get gud weeb"
11% GIVE IT UP FOR 11%
>>153277684
I'm sure if they put something in the killfeed that would be fine
You should bring it up to them, I mean its not like the ultimates are popped in secret, you can hear MOOOOOOLTEN COOORE from the grave, so it wouldn't hurt to have an indication in the killfeed that someone has just activated their ultimate.
It could appear in its own colour just to stand out from the normal killfeed
>>153283554
Holy fucking shit.
>>153283885
>tfw I tried this and all I got was a sore wrist
>>153283784
>WIdow saying that
that makes it even funnier
>>153283181
Just play enough games that everything becomes instinct. When your instinct is wrong make a mental note of it and try and remember it for when the next somewhat similar situation comes up.
I can almost always predict when a roadhog is going to toss a hook so I can bait them out pretty easily now. That just comes with a lot of experience and learning to think like your opponent.
Bait your opponents into thinking a move is beneficial for them when you know its not.
>nanoboost D.va
>D.va ults
??????
>>153284092
Fug...if I were Mercy I'd have a serious nosebleed right now
YLYL
>main widowmaker/genji
>widowmaker is nerfed to the ground
>np, she was too strong, genji still fun
>genji nerf incoming
>a-atleast I still have..Ana?
Widowmaker was a god and being precise with her on console meant winning almost every game, now she has the lowest winrate on every platform. Genji is too strong against most comps, but killing his mobility/burst means why pick him over Tracer/Reaper?
>>153284061
>>i would also, but this shits annoying
>>153284387
>zombies
>bleeding
>>153284383
I think it's because for some reason they think D.Va's ult will "do more damage" even though it's already essentially a one-hit kill to anything not under a Lucio ult
>>153278049
Cochclear implant, I have one if he's in America, it's not cheap tho luckily insurance covers it
>>153284383
I've done that once and only once. The reason being, I had already hit the button the split second I got boosted. Sometimes, a warning is needed. I would have waited until after if I had known I was the one to get boosted, considering there was a fucking Rein off to the side.
I played quick play on acid yesterday, it was pretty fucking sick.
Why don't you play bastion on attack?
>Prevents enemy from regrouping
>Denies an area of the map that is in your line of sight
>Forces the enemy team to spend a slot on a genji that has to counter you all the time
>Since defenders have to walk further to the point a lot of the time, the price of peeking into bastion line of sight is much higher than someone surprising bastion itself
>Destroys tanks
>Destroys anuses of both your and the enemy team
>With a proper team is unstoppable
>Nanoboosted tank mode is absolutely disgusting
>Reacon mode much stronger than most people think, basically a tankier 76 with less dps
>>153284383
D.va is really a bad hero to get boosted her damage is like 21 a round if every single shot was hit
If she gets nano boosted her damage would be 42 per round
Rein hard is the best hero to get boosted
>>153284632
Playing qp while drinking/drunk is great
>>153284632
I feel like this would scare me.
>>153283885
This is 1 v 2 Ana hard bots, headshots only? Which map?
Wha would happen if a nano boosted Anan nano boosted Reinhardt?
>>153284642
The reason why is you're almost never going to get to set up without the enemy team knowing exactly where you are.
Bastion excels when he has the element of suprise but a huge robot with steps as loud as a TREX and a setup time for his DPS mode is hilariously easy to deal with on attack.
Thats why dawg.
>>153284653
Reaper is pretty good too. With or without ult
>>153284738
Think it only works on koth maps now, due to the ai change.Could be wrong though
>>153284460
WHAT'S AN EGYPTIAN WOMAN GOTTA DO TO GET SOME WATER AROUND HERE
>>153284697
>Drunkenly trying weird character combos.
I swear 5 or hours of my Sym time is me getting drunk and playing her on attack and another 5 is me playing Mei.
Sorry whoever had to play with me.
>>153284460
Lost.
>>153282418
>play really shitty the entire round
>accidentally end up setting up the events that cause us to win in the end
it's not the journey but the end that matters most
>>153284738
1v6 ana headshots only
i tried it on gibraltar and hollywood
>>153274009
shad got to uncle reaps too? fuck
>>153284642
Nothing was the color it should've been. I had absolutely no idea what was going on but I went on some decent killstreaks playing junkraf
What did she mean by this?
>>153279120
Lijiang Garden or Night Market. Wait for them hiding behind the wall (on the point in Night Market or on the side that has a bridge on Garden). When a big push tries to come in, knock them into space.
>>153284460
That's a pretty shitty joke.
>>153285008
Meant to respond to >>153284715
>>153285017
No, what did she mean by THIS?
>>153284460
I will pay for someone to edit the entire lunch scene and this scene but with Ana/Pharah/Mercy/Tracer
>mfw get a POTG as mercy for doing a 3 man rez right after we get the point
>>153284632
i dont think ive ever played this game completely sober if im being honest
>>153283323
play reaper, get hooked and three shot him, then get your whole health bar back, its not that hard.
>>153284096
>/r/overwatchmemes
>ifunny.co
jesus fucking christ baka desu senpai why
>>153271639
Pharah's dad is obviously Daddy:76
>>153285212
https://youtu.be/D85UY1oICxE
https://youtu.be/D85UY1oICxE
https://youtu.be/D85UY1oICxE
https://youtu.be/D85UY1oICxE
https://youtu.be/D85UY1oICxE
>"ch-ch-cheers luv, w-welcome home..." Lena submissively whimpered upon Winston's return to Horizon Lunar Colony
>"I-I'm sorry luv b-but I burnt the peanut butter n banana a-again, please don't be angr-"
>"That's fucking it, this is the LAST fucking straw Lena!" Winston primal raged, slamming Lena's face into the counter
>"YOU USELESS WHORE, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COOK AFTER ALL THE MONEY I WASTED ON COOKING CLASSES AND THIS FUCKING COOKWARE" *Winston starts throwing pots and pans around*
>"W-Winston, I'm s-sorry..."
>You're SORRY? You're fucking SORRY? You're goddamned right you're sorry you useless cunt!" Winston screamed and beat his chest
>"I work hard all fucking night in SCIENCE and then I have to come home to another fucking burnt meal, what the fuck CAN you do? Can you suck dick? NO YOU CAN'T EVEN SUCK DICK RIGHT YOU USELESS SLUT" Monkey said
>grabbing Lena by the throat he began to choke while screaming obscenities
>"I'm *gargle* s--sor--*gasp* ry" Lena struggled to say
>"OH SO YOU'RE STILL SORRY? I'LL MAKE YOU SORRY ORANGUTAN!" Winston slams Lena's face in the still piping hot casserole, she screams and collapses on the floor in agony
>"I'm going to the science with Torb, when I get back you BETTER HAVE THIS FUCKING MESS CLEANED UP AND A PROPER FUCKING MEAL PREPARED FOR ME OR SO HELP ME HARAMBE NOT EVEN MERCY WILL BE ABLE TO BRING YOU BACK WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!" Winston slams the door
>Lena trembles in a stew of blood and peanut butter on the floor
>"H-he loves me, I should've done a better job for him" she thought as she pulled herself up and began cleaning and preparing another meal
>>153285331
>Play Reaper
>Get hooked
>Instantly fucking die
Hook = 50 damage, Shotgun = 225 Damage, Knife = 25 damage. Still alive? Let me shoot you one more time.
>KEKEKEKEK PLAY REAPER, Maybe in 12 MMR
>>153281172I recognize that name from esports!
>>153282418
>>153284837
That's why you set up after a decent push, or while properly defended.
>>153285501
>i'm going to the science with torb
>>153277684
Short term, make a secondary account when you play with her so you don't have to worry about winning/losing, just focus on having fun with her. Maybe even play with the sound off so you're playing under the same conditions.
Long term, contact Blizzard about it and see what they can do. It'd be great PR for them. If you're willing to put the time in and are savvy enough, you could probably make an adapter of some kind, with light cues and directional vibration (i.e., ult goes off, LED lights up (color mapping for specific ults maybe), vibration strength, location depends on direction)?
>>153283847
>>153283360
>Play Ana
>Always solo healing because "lol healsluts"
>People bitch at me for not being Lucio/Zen
>Deny Zen ults in the Zarya ults, no-one cares or notices
>Sleeping ulting enemies, team wakes them up immediately
>PotG goes to boost-target 99.9% of the time
>"Ana is shit, change"
>heal +40% of team damage, nobody cares
Ana is suffering. But it is interesting that playing Ana basically guarantees someone on your team will switch to Genji and/or Reihardt.
>>153285652
The mistake you're making here is without you set up its basically a 5v6 with your team missing a member.
The whole premise is that you gain enough momentum to force them to trickle back to your team where you overwhelm them.
Any defense team of a equal level will easily be able to defend an attacking bastion and stop momentum.
Trust me bruv I've played bastion in ranked a lot and I topped out at 71 last season. I'm not just theory crafting. I know exactly what happens.
Which Overwatch streamers are actually worth watching?
>>153283834
If you're into radiation burns then ya
>>153277313
His kit is so fucking broken, it just makes learning other characters less fun to play.
1. His kit is useful on any map (Tracer seems so useless on payload maps).
2. He wont be "balanced" because hes useless at shitter tiers that can't aim
3. He has no "counters", and he melts everyone else.
I can't play my two favorite DPS characters (Pharah and Tracer) because of the McCree menace. Every time I'm in a custom game practicing my aim with Tracer, I just get the deepest pang of guilt telling me I should be practicing McCree instead.
Ana is my favorite hero and her burst-heal/damage output is great, her ult is game-changing, her sleep dart is satisfying as fuck. I tend to do fairly well with her so I have to ask:
Why is it so hard to get score cards with her?
And why does she have some of the lowest winrates?
>>153285520
in the time roadhog takes to fire his second shot a good reaper would've killed him, and if its a bad reaper, he can just ghost away and get all his health back before its over AND then kill roadhog
someone explain to me why meihem is a ship at all im genuinely curious considering she clearly doesnt like junkrat
is this just one of those "she pretends to hate him but actually loves him XDD" ships
>>153285964
Any pro is worth it. But don't expect much they just fuck around in ranked.
>>153286027
>And why does she have some of the lowest winrates?
Because shitters spend more time bitching about you playing as her than actually playing the game.
>>153285964
ster
pokelawl
iddqd
tviq
>>153285964
moonmoon
Is Easy Ai the fastest way to drop this fucking leaver penalty?
So annoying.
>>153285964
>breakfast
Ster it is
>>153285523
That was from a master league comp match on the PTR. You run into a lot of esports people and streamers at high rankings, it's honestly a regular occurrence after a certain point.
>>153286150
>lemao ecksdee chat, everyone spam kappa in the chat bruh
>>153284491
Seriously, it's like a fucking curse. I've never won a match with her on my team.
>>153286052
there is a troublingly large amount of people on tumblr who want to fuck junkrat so i'm assuming a lot of it is self-inserting as mei
it's more likely to actually happen than reaper76 though
>>153285964
buds and mendo are pretty based too
>competitive PTR
>1 minute round on attack
>Mei icewalls us in
>tell the team to attack it in front Reinhardt
>Reinhardt just holds W the whole time
>explain my logic afterward
>melee-firestrike cancel alone does 35% of its hp
>he calls me an idiot
>doesn't want to waste "10% ultimate charge"
>for 6 second cooldown firestrike
>prefers to sit motionless for 4.5 seconds instead
>>153286027
I think she only cards with healing and nano-boost assists.
Her winrate is shit because you have to actually be able to aim in order to heal well, survive, and contribute.
>>153286420
if only these shitters spent as much time trying to get better at the game as they did forcing nonexistent relationships between characters with zero chemistry whatsoever
>>153286052
It's because of one voice line. And probably because she's the only girl Junkrat takes notice of (at least that I can recall). And of course typical opposites attract stuff.
>>153286558
The real retard here is you. Attacking Mei icewalls gives her ulti charge you dunce.
Anyone up for some afternoon Overwatchor lewd talk?
>>153286689
Does it really???
>>153282473
Torb comments that all those knocks to the head have given Rein brain damage, Rein tells Torb to speak up because it's hard to jear him from so high up.
>>153286745
No.
>>153286698
let's be lewd on the thread anon :3
>>153286745
counts as damage blocked
>Symmetra highest winrate
>Literal autist
>no good voicelines
>manchin
>where does she even fit into the lore
>poo in the loo
how does it feel knowing your waifu/husbandu is inferior to Bangladesh Tower Defense?
>>153286689
It gives fire, but blocking doesn't give any ultimate.
>>153286745
no
nobody gets ult from damage blocked anymore, thats why reins charge rate is so high
>only person on my team trying to stop the payload/defend objective
>when I'm not nearby the payload moves without any resistance because "lol tdm"
Why
>haven't played Overwatch since the competitive season ended.
>can't be bothered to try playing between essentially two different games, one being the PTR with the constant changes and the standard servers.
>can't be bothered with either because there hasn't been any solid info on patches/ what changes are actually going to be implimented.
>Overwatch is in patch purgatory.
>tfw I genuinely want to play the game but not in the current state.
>tfw I haven't played Overwatch for however many weeks now.
>>153286794
wow they must be gay, better start writing fan fiction and post this on my tumblrkill yourself
>>153286837
>no good voice lines
>Why do you struggle
>>153286639
Junkrat: Brrr. I get cold just looking at ya.
Mei: Then you should look somewhere else.
Mei: You're just a no-good bully. How can you even look at yourself in the mirror?
Junkrat: That's cold. [OR]
Junkrat: I beg your pardon, I consider myself a freedom fighter. A misunderstood one.
wow such chemistry
>>153286807
I don't want to get banned but I'll add you!
>>153286026
>Tracer seems useless in payload maps
Fucking wot m8.
Tracer is great at payload as long as she can delete an enemy or stall time by fucking up the enemy team at their spawn.
>>153285501
>>153286902
Shit, I messed up one part.
>"ch-ch-cheers luv, w-welcome home..." Lena submissively whimpered upon Widowmaker's return to Overwatch Base in Annecy
>"I-I'm sorry luv b-but I burnt the quiche lorraine a-again, please don't be angr-"
>"SACREBLEU, PÉTASSE USELÉSS, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COOK AFTER ALL ZE MONEY I WASTED ON COOKING CLASSES AND ZIS FUCKING COOKWARE" Widowmaker starts throwing pots and pans around*
>"A-Amelie, I'm s-sorry..."
>You're SORRY? You're fucking SORRY? You're goddamned right you're sorry you useless cunt!" Widowmaker screamed and dropped another plate on the floor
>"I work hard all fucking night at Talon and then I have to come home to another fucking burnt meal, what the fuck CAN you do? Can you eat pussy? NO YOU CAN'T EVEN EAT PUSSY RIGHT YOU USELESS SLUT" Widowmaker said
>grabbing Lena by the throat she began to choke while screaming french obscenities
>"I'm *gargle* s--sor--*gasp* ry" Lena struggled to say
>"TIENS, SO YOU'RE STILL SORRY? I'LL MAKE YOU SORRY, PUTE!" Widowmaker slams Lena's face in the still piping hot quiche lorraine, she screams and collapses on the floor in agony
>"I'm going to the bar with Reaper, when I get back you BETTER HAVE THIS FUCKING MESS CLEANED UP AND A PROPER FUCKING MEAL PREPARED FOR ME OR, MON DIEU, NOT EVEN MERCY WILL BE ABLE TO BRING YOU BACK WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!" Widowmaker slams the door
>Lena trembles in a stew of blood and eggs on the floor
>"SH-she loves me, I should've done a better job for her" she thought as she pulled herself up and began cleaning and preparing another meal
Can people please stop fucking instapicking D.Va? Every game has either a Rein or Zarya and they always just shut her down.
So this just happened:
>playing quick paly Bastion on Hollywood defense
>Zarya black holes enemy team
>ult enemy team and get a team kill
>a bird, I don't know from where, flies next to my keyboard and starts eating the chips I have there
>I move to get up but the bird just sits there watching the screen
>I open the window and come sit back down
>start playing again
>after a while the bird flies out the window
The fuck?!
>>153286939
>Desperately keeping the cart stopped by myself since all my teammates are either snipers or flankers
>I'm Lucio
>>153287132
It would have been funnier if you left in the "can you suck dick" line
>>153287245
Yeah, wasn't sure if I should leave it or not.
>>153287160
Don't tell me what to do
as if that Russian bitch will make me pick another hero
>>153287162
Was Ganymede
Let the bastion flow through you
>>153285964
Seagull and Ster are good if you don't want to watch, memers, cheaters, and people who are shit at the game.
>>153283025
Talon isn't anti-omnic. They just want the human Omnic crisis to continue so people will continue to buy guns/mercenaries from them.
>>153286961
>tfw can't stand playing this game unless its comp
I can't stand playing with retards and shitters.
/owg/ I need help...
I start fapping to D.va rule 34 and cosplay about a week ago...
And I've ran out of stuff to fap to so i switched back to just going to /gif/ and finding good sauces but I no longer get hard unless i'm fapping to Hana... Any advice, am i fucked?
Also post Hana.
>>153285964
sometimes I watch Seagull's youtube for some git gud strats because I can realize he's a greater than average (i.e. me) player, and Renbot seems like a cool dude who doesn't have a stick up his ass
>Renbot playing Rein gets nanoboosted by Seagull Ana
>Renbot ults 1 enemy
>Seagull: You get really liberal with your ult whenever I boost you
>Renbot: But I got a kill
>Seagull: It was one kill
>Renbot: Yea, but he's really fucking dead
>>153287426
>Was Ganymede
It was brown and white
And I don't really like playing bastion. I was just being lazy right then.
>>153287103
I'm not near my computer anon :(
>>153287596
>but I no longer get hard unless i'm fapping to Hana... Any advice, am i fucked?
tbf my wife is pretty good looking
>>153287592
casual players should be euthanized
Post Fareeha/Angelia
>>153287596
Nothing wrong with a true Hana fetish
>>153287725
I can wait!America server?
>>153287782
>>153287726
>my
You wish anon, shes mine.
>>153286939
>defending Hanamura B as McCree
>see a Pharah poking us from the outside ledge area
>go flank her
>we lose the game while I'm fighting her because none of my team was on point, not even the tank or the healer
sometimes, man
>>153287726
>>153287876
do the world a favor and off yourselves immediatel
>>153287596
stop wanking for a few days
a week and you'll pop a boner looking at mei's ugly mug
>Just started playing OW today
>Try out Symmetra
>Place a bunch of turrets on the walls exiting a funnel so anyone leaving them will be targeted
>A single person walking through has the time to turn around, shoot all of them down, then target me
>Place a bunch of turrets around a teleporter I built
>A single grenade destroys them all, and the next destroys my teleporter
>Place a bunch of turrets around a teleporter, but spaced out so only one can be targeted at a time
>Someone runs in, destroys my tele, and leaves the now-worthless room
how do I play this character
>>153287876
>>153287726
Get back in line fags
>>153287782
>>153287876
part of growing up and becoming an adult is being able to separate your fantasies from reality
>gold healing, bronze elims, silver obj time and obj kills as grandma
>zen has 2.5k trance heals as his card, like 8.2 heal total
>gets ebin votes
>>153287989
You don't
>>153286965
I'm not the guy who was talking about shipping, I was just pointing out another interaction they had. No reason to act like a twat.
>>153283885
What's the Ana thing again?
Custom game Ana vs 2 hard bots?
>>153288067
Missed opportunity to have them with the other's tattoo
What fucking good is Tracer
>no health
>average damage at best
>ult underwhelming damage and small radius but doesn't charge all that fast
>retardedly useless weapon spread
>shit range
>relatively equal mobility to le ninja man
>Rein ults
>enemies lay there, completely defenseless
>other team walks right up to them
>looms over the prone bodies
>it's fucking Robocop all over again
Am I the only one that finds Rein's ult to be the start of the most brutal massacre to take place right after? It's such a slaughter, like a gang walking up on sleeping bums.
>it's a "meme comp in QP" episode
>entire team went Bastion
>go Symmetra
>on KOTH on Lighthouse
>we take point somehow
>I set up my toilet witch danger zone on point
>three man group on the other team switches to Hanzo
>they lose
>>153287989
You have to hide your shit well. The maps are super linear but there are spots where people just generally don't go.
>every single symmetra puts their teleporter on Anubis last in that corridor behind the point.
>>153288197
custom game
skirmish mode for longer duration
headshots only
as many anas as you want, i just go for 6
200% dmg modifier
0% cooldowns
>>153288085
>Wise words from a salary-slave.
I will never grow up, and Hana is real you fukin fagt. (Can't swear, mum has a keylog on my pc and i lose tendies if i swear).
>>153287070
A for effort! Have a (you)
>>153288243
you can always switch them around yourself if it bothers you that much
>>153288258
Here damage is fine. Her ult has good damage and charges fast (hard to use though). Ninja man has more mobility.
>>153287989
>placing all your turrets in one room
wrong
here's what you do
>scatter turrets around commons paths and flanks
>pay attention to which turrets get activated
>go check area
>if it's a single enemy, you can probably laser rape them, make a judgement call it's up to you
>if it's a group, get your team's attention and let them know
>laser rape enemies to help
>drop a tele whenever you feel like it, i don't know
I want to lick the Dorito dust from Hana's mouth
>>153288258
>Tracer
>Average damage
A full clip does 300 damage if you get all headshots. And her guns spray so fucking fast that it's extremely easy to land this more often than not. The most it should ever take any Tracer to kill any non-take is two clips.
>>153288428
Sure it would be if you could fucking consistently hit someone moving in the head outside of hugging distance.
>>153287642
>Renbot: Yea, but he's really fucking dead
Bonus points for demoralizing the opponent. Psych warfare is important at higher levels of play.
>>153288489
I want her to chew up a dorito and mountain dew mix in her mouth for a minute, then spit it into my mouth
Someone post the hon hon hon gif
>>153288381
Thanks, Ill try then this later. Been wanting to pick up Ana.
>>153288540
Watch someone with good aim play tracer. People die plenty fast.
>>153288594
>>153288091
2.5k trance healing is pretty good
>>153288583
Same
>>153286027
Low winrates can be explained by people either not knowing how to play her (and just dicking around), or people not knowing how to play WITH her (on their team).
The cards/potg algorithm is fucked, I hope they fix that soon.
>>153288540
you're supposed to get in close as tracer
>her ult has a stick mechanic for this
>her weapons have an inaccurate spread to account for this
>she has blink and recall to bail herself out
are you playing her at range like a retard or something?
>>153288258
She's even harder to kill than Genji when played correctly and this game's Scout. With Genji's double jump nerf her mobility is about on par now.
>retardedly useless weapon spread
>shit range
This isn't an issue. She's a get-in get-out close range hero like the Scout was whose shotgun had shit range and a lot of spread.
>>153288619
you cant play ana in this mode, she can't headshot
>it's a backfill match
>your team is getting stomped by Torb+Bastion and a sniper
>>153288258
One of the highest skill tier heros, and an amazing kit that would be the greatest in the game if not for the fact that if you are good with Tracer, then you would probably be amazing with McCree as well who has way more consistent damage and better survivability.
She's a lot better to play in 60-tick, I'm just so damn inconsistent with her.
>>153288258
She is super annoyon
>>153288091
>Be Ana solo healing
>Get this despite the other team being up my ass all game
>Don't even know what % healing it was because both of the other team's healers got cards instead
>>153288258
>no health
>what is recall
why is thread moving so slow
>>153288753
Oh you mean headshots only vs 6 Ana's, they can't harm you because she can't get headshot damage.
I got you.
>>153287596
>no cute asian gf to cosplay D.Va for me
>>153289274
Reddit and tumblr are in school, enjoy it while it lasts
Remove weeb heroes
also
new thread when
>>153285964
Arcadum's pretty bro but he only ever plays Reinhardt.
>>153289241
This, it's a healing retreat/juke depending on how you use it
>>153289274
Thread is saging.
I don't want to post and not get any (you)s. Going to wait until new thread.
REMOVE GENJI REMOVE GENJI
>>153288658
thank you friend
>>153288828
sometimes you can't really blame the team since any time someone leaves this will happen
>___ has left the game
>___ has joined the game
>___ doesn't pick a class, and just leaves a minute after
>___ has joined the game
>it's the ___ who left in the first place
>leaves again
or sometimes nobody will even join for the whole match. it's been this way since competitive ended
>>153289274
waiting for a new thread sempai
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uxNuiidfPK
i made new cuties
>>153289551
>>153289202
Looks like that game was a complete shitfest. As support, the higher your numbers are the worse your team is doing. High deaths for support is particularly bad, since it gives major gaps in support. You respawn and get back to site with half of your team critical and in need of healing, and the stats treat this healing as a good thing.
Tips for taking points as reaper?
>>153284061
>>153284491
>>153286332
so why can't you wussies pick a second healer yourself ?
boohoo, such whining.
hey does anyone know how much your season 1 rank will effect your season 2 rank after the 10 placement matches?
>>153284653
yesterday I was in Hanamura def with Ana as the only healer, didn't get heals... but she boosted me 3 times... while I was out of mech
...
>>153272359
Were you born with a penis?