/nintyg/ - Nintendo General: ded froge edition ;_;7

>>153221297
>copypasting everything
for fucks sake faggot you were supposed to update it
>inb4 no news
there are

>>153221496
like what??

>>153221598
No there is always some raging faggot that reports new attempts and gets the new thread deleted, and archived threads are a bad idea so we are trapped with this for a week.

3DS - http://pastebin.com/1EKz4Zpy
Wii U - http://pastebin.com/GD4tgphx

mamma mia I got here too late

oh well here are updated mamma releases

>that cliffhanger
wew lad

So what are you playing recently /nintyg/?

>indies literally saving wii u's winter

based or J U S T ?

If I I like the first 3 Paper Marios, and hate Sticker Star: how would I feel about Paper Jam?

>>153226716
Probably won't be too big a fan. Better than Sticker Star but not as good as the other games.

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New Avance Wars never ever Hold me /nintyg/ ;_;

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>>153224551
JUST

>>153228890
Literally me.

>>153224551
I'd be more excited but 90% of indy games are just boring, less responsive clones of better games.

Got a new 3DS bundled with Yokai and Hyrule Warriors. Can't fucking wait. This is going to be y first handheld.

How dissapointed am I going to be?
(Also, what are some absolutely essential 3DS games? 100% gonna pick up MH and Zeldas)

>>153235591
Resident evil revelations

Has there been a content restoration patch for Bravely Second yet?

>>153235591
>Got a new 3DS bundled
>just before the NX is revealed
Why?

>>153240284
3DS is cheap

>>153221297
Do you guys play smash here?

>>153240967
You might want to try out the Smash Bros General

>>153139206

>no Zelda general
>just shitty /Nintyg/
Why?

>>153241847
Why not talk about it here?

We've had very active Zelda discussion in the past, one of our active members even Let's Played Twilight Princess.

>>153245121
You guys have babt and other shitposters.

>>153245176
I refuse to believe Zelda general didn't have shitposters but okay.

>>153245510
But they didn't have babt.

>>153245550
Babt doesn't care about Zelda though, it's not his target.

>>153245592
Pige.

>>153245617
Pige's banned right now.

>>153245724
As if ban evasion wasn't a thing.

>>153245769
You're really tempted to find a reason NOT to talk about things when you could have used all these post to actually, you know, talk about Zelda.

Oh well, keep up with the (You)s, late night nintyg could use a few bumps.

>>153245845
I'm a different anon from the Zelda complainer.
What I'm interested in is Bravely Second.

I need either a restoration patch or some clear communication on how exactly those retards on the localization team fucked up the game.

>>153245845
Here is some cool moments with the ice arrow.

https://twitter.com/NintendoEurope/status/769203560689102848

I might make a webm.

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>>153247927

>those stock laser sounds for the fire and ice arrows

WELL FUCKING CALL ME AUTISITIC BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING FLARING UP NOW.

One of the reasons why I love Nintendo games is their sound design usually stood out for sounding so strikingly unique, and here comes this using fucking old ass stock sci fi laser sounds I've heard back in the goddamned 90s.

>>153248070
I miss /lozg/...

>>153248295

It's a good webm, and burning those bastards shields is cool. I like that you can give the enemy a taste of their own medicine in this game, always hated losing my fucking shield from fire attacks

>>153248361
I love the inertia the bokoblin still has as he's frozen.

>>153248295
This game is gonna be so fucking gud. I havn't been excited for a Zelda game in nearly a decade because everything after Wind Waker was just another Ocarina of Time or WW variant. Not saying they were bad, but I was wanting something new.

If they're doing this for Zelda I can only imagine what will happen with the new Mario.

>>153248361
This might seem weird, but whenever I would play OoT growing up, I'd always have the shield purposely burned, and never buy/find the shield as adult Link.

I dunno why, I didn't do it for the thrill of a run or anything like that, I think I just liked the "aesthetic" of shieldless Link, maybe because I was obsessed with the Goron Sword (it took me like an hour of fighting Ganon to realize Master Sword was required)

I forget how exactly I bypassed the Mirror Shield though, I think I'd get eaten by a Like-Like while the Hylian Shield is equipped, then not equip the Mirror Shield, because I'm 99% sure I've reached credits without a shield.

>>153241847
Once new solid infos will apoear, /lozg/ will rise again.
Until then, refrain from bumping this shithole with Zelda discussions. /nintyg/ deserves nothing. Leave as soon as you can.

>>153248791
>tfw played Twilight Princess HD without the Ordon shield burning
>Playing the game while still having my hometown shield to represent

I know it's pretty autistic. Once that shield burns I dont think you can get it again, but you can buy a different wooden shield from Malo I think.

Nintendo PSA:

A Smash team may be charged for having a orgy (may or not have pedophilia involved)

The team was Fur-eSports (here is a match https://youtu.be/Cg1wqB2tY8E).

Please avoid any and all furries.

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>>153250653

I think the most upsetting thing about this is those fucking degenerates picked such shitty characters

>>153250653
I dont give a shit about furry shaming or Smash tournaments and esports, but what happened?

Tell me in as much detail as possible.

>>153250829
Smapps (23y missouri female smash boards admin) left the team in a non-furry room and told them to do nothing.

So they had an orgy with a girl of questionable age.

>>153250957

So did they rape her?

Also
>Smapps twitter doesn't exist anymore

holy kek.

>>153251317
That's up to the court now.

>>153251510
Disgusting.

>>153226716
Paper Jam is a Mario & Luigi game not a Paper Mario game.
>>153250653
Literally who.

>>153250521
Are you marioguy by any chance?

http://nintendoeverything.com/renegade-kid-is-no-more-co-founders-now-in-charge-of-their-own-studios/

Oh mamma no

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Is it only me? Or MK7 is incredible boring. Seriously i remember having more fun with MK DS when i was in school. MK7 doesn't feel like an improvement over MK DS. It just has better graphics and 3D nothing else

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Last month i bought a 3ds with a Game included but for some reason i'm bored as hell with it. All the games i was interested in end up being shit for me after trying their demos. Rayman Origins(I remember long the heck out of the PS3 version but this one looks so shitty with the 3ds screen you lose all the beautiful graphics), Super Smasb Bros was one of the games i was most looking foward and after trying the demo i relized it was just a more shitty version of the WIIU, i mean it doesn't even have a proper story mode. And last we have is Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater, the demos was boring too. I must say i'm incredible dissapointed with this machine, now im only waiting for the release of Pokemon Sun but besides that there are only two Games i could 100% say i want. Resident Evil Revelations and Pokemon Y(even this one i may never buy because Pokemon Sun is the same shit but better)

>>153250521
Why do people adamantly hate this general, did babt single-handedly ruin it for some many people?

>>153258994
Yes, or they are dumb enough to fall for the "pige is serious" meme.
>>153258979
Maybe you could try the good games on the console instead of the ones you mentioned, REvelations and Sm4sh are good though.

>>153258583
they made MK7 boring as fuck so they could put all the effort into MK8 and make it seem THAT much better by comparison 10/10 mamma mia

i DO remember playing MK7 with /v/ back in late 2011-2012 that was mamma fun as fuck only time the game was ever fun

>>153261503
I can't believe a game so boring saved the 3ds.

Post Nintendo (first-party or exclusive) games that will likely never get sequels, no matter how much you want.

>tfw no new Trauma Center
>no console Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons
>no Super Princess Peach 2
>no new Orre Pokemon game

>/tloz/ is not up

Did it die or is a thread just not up?

>>153262013
>no more Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles
>no The World Ends With You sequel

>>153262543
>>153262543
We don't know, just talk about Zelda here.

>>153262543
Once new solid infos will apoear, /lozg/ will rise again.
Until then, refrain from bumping this shithole with Zelda discussions. /nintyg/ deserves nothing. Leave as soon as you can.

>>153262013
>no Kid Icarus Revolt
>no F-Zero NX
>no The World Ends With You Too
>no Trauma game (couldn't come up with a good name)

wew

it's tail time

>>153255924
Woah.

Honestly I dont care much for the 2D games. Moon is kinda weak, but Dementium is top class.

>>153258583
Yeah it's pretty boring unless you just wanna cruise in first person. I dont even know why I fucking bought it (to have it in my collection) when I already had MK8.

>>153258979
Revelations is a good fucking game.

>>153258994
Yes he did, even old /wug/gers and /3dsg/kids left because of him. It's all my fault for "tricking" him into getting a Wii U.

>>153262013
Odama
Geist
Sim City 64
Doshin the Giant
F-Zero
Excitebike

>>153264281
>Trauma Center Diggity Deluxe
There.

>>153224224
Luigi's mansion, game is too easy, boss level is fuckishly hard for the amount of effort getting there takes.

https://twitter.com/Kagethewarrior/status/770280137766100993

This is actually insane, a fucking VIP room?

https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/770290081185746944

Mamma mia

>>153268704
Is this foreshadowing

>>153268704
Mama fucking mia, why? Just bring the fucking super fami.

>>153268945
The sound effect they use sounds like Metroid. Other M 2 confirmed.

>>153268445
Sports athletes already get overpaid by millions of dollars. Do you guys really want these nerds getting the same treatment?

>>153268704
>>153269087
I must say the design is amazing though.

>>153269287
Nice try Reggie.

>mfw there are people who go on this general and don't own both a 3DS and a Wii U

fukken gross.

>>153270101
Due to my weird lifestyle I can't really play home consoles so I only buy handhelds, I built a gaymen PC but I barely play on it because of similar reasons.

>>153270593
You mind sharing this "weird lifestyle?"

Enlisted?

>>153270953
This. Tell us more.

>>153270953
Nah, I'm on university and I travel to my parents' house a lot which is a few hours away. When I'm in my apartment I'm always working on uni stuff or shitposting so n time for gayms, and in my parents' house there is no wifi connection so I can't really keep a console there, plus I'd mainly have a Wii U for Sm4sh and what's the point if I can't play online.

>>153271145
Play with college kids? You are making friends, aren't you anon?

>>153271386
Like I said I'm always working or pretending I'm working, I have a Wii I brought to my parents' house last break, and when I returned to my apartment I never took it out of the box, it's been there for 6 months.

How does the Professor Layton prequel trilogy compare to the original?

>>153273728
My personal ranking for the games is 3 > 6 > 5 > 1 > 4 > 2, many people will rank 5 lower though.

>>153248295
>a fucking pond lights on fire
zeldashits will defend this

>>153274054
>xe doesn't know how oil and water work

>>153274408
>he
>plays
>zelda

Has anyone ever lost weight actually playing Wii games? I always used games like Punch Out or Wii Sports for stress relief but never noticed weight loss.

>>153276180
You're not going to lose weight if you play for one hour a day, that only helps to not gain any weight, you need to work out more for losing.

>my 3DS snaps 3 times
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS NORMAL

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The NX is gonna replace both the Wii U and the 3DS, right?

>>153279176
No.

>>153279176
It is a mystery.

>>153279217
I'm sure they're not gonna stop making 3DS games for awhile, but they are gonna wind it down to get people onto the NX, right?

>>153279834
No.

>>153280092
They aren't gonna keep supporting two different portable systems, that's crazy

>>153280241
No.

>>153279834
>>153280092
>>153280241
>>153279217
>>153279176
>>153280753
Personally i believe Nintendo will endeed stop making 3ds games. Why? because Nintendo is in a tight position right now. The wiiu was shit and the 3ds made decent money. The reason why the wiiu is an hybrid is because they want to stop losing money so they will merge those two markets into one. Nintendo wants everyone to buy an NX and considering it is an hybrid they will start making handheld and home console games non stop to make everyone buy the NX. I give the 3DS one year more and thats all

im gay

>>153282808
good for you. Passive or active?

>Galaxy style 3ds advertisement

>Reggie doesn't look so cheery anymore

Wow, he's been hit pretty hard hasn't he?

>>153283005
yes

God I hope nintendo reveals something soon, because I have $400 to spend. Already got a PC. I'm about to buy a ps4 slim when it's released.

I want that Zelda, but what the fuck man. Show me that NX already.

>>153283565
Tokyo Game Show is in two weeks. Presumably they'll show something then

>>153284046
Seriously I hope they do. They can't expect me to wait for the NX when the sony announcement is in 3? weeks now.

>>153284046
Shouldn't they start hyping us now if they're showing it next month

>>153286430
The release is apparently March, so if they show it at TGS that's 6 or 7 months between reveal and release.

ok

>>153262013
>no console Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons
>no new Trauma Center
>>153262648
>no more Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles
>>153264281
>no Trauma game

Feels bad man.

>>153284046
Nintendo has Zero space organised for Tokyo Game Show.

They will not be attending.

>>153290917
Maybe they'll do it in the same date.

>Still a month to go until FAST Racing Neo: Neo Future Pack.
Why must something marketed as fast be so slow in releasing.
Oh well, as long as they don't fucking rush it out the door like they did with the actual game.

>Advance Wars 2 eShop listing has the game listed as 1 player, despite the presence of hot-seat multiplayer for up to 4 players.
Nintendo bungles it up, yet again!

>>153296639
At least they're doing a Advance Wars game in the NX's launch window, don't complain

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>>153262648
>>153290486
>no more FF:CC
>no TWEWY
Why you gotta go and make a nigga all sad like that?

>>153298071
Spread the pain.
I'm still looking for GBA-NGC link cables, followed by friends who want to do a four-player playthrough of the original FFCC.

fuck my ISP so much

>>153298071
Don't worry we'll get TWEWY2 when Nomura finishes FF VII and KH3 on 2050.

>>153296434
I doubt Shinen had the means to test the game's performance with online on different countries

>>153298280
If you're ever in the midwest feel free to come over. I've got three cables and at least two friends that would play with us.
Supposedly it's netplay-able multiplayer now too so I need to figure out how that works.
>>153300415
Comcast dicks my speeds down nightly around 2am. I should probably call them and inquire since that's prime JO time and slow internet hinders the process.
>>153302124
>all three parts of FF7 will be released before KH3
>and probably get a second release along with another full length CG movie
I'M FED UP WITH THIS WORLD.

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Does anyone have the 3DS recommended games list?

>>153304245
I'm more than 5,000 miles away from the midwest, so that's not particularly likely.

And the spoiler is news to me. If you figure it out, let me know.
Then again, netplay isn't that appealing to me. Ideally I'd like to recapture some of that feeling of sitting together in front of the TV with my neighborhood buddy/big brother figure back then.

>>153221297
Spoiler that shit.

>tfw wii u has 2 good and very steady emulators meanwhile the 3ds has a shitty one with terrible compatibility
>tfw i own a wii u and not a 3ds

>>153304591
It's in last thread, ctrl+f "3dsgames"

>>153226716
Pretty mediocre. The crossover potential is limited by the nintendo mario formula that shiggy is obsessed with for some reason, only standard run of the mill baddies, paper peach, mario, bowser and bowser jr.

It's the worst M&L in the series but 10 times better than shitter star

>>153307026
Yeah, netplay will never give the same feeling as playing through it for the first time with your bros. And screaming lots and lots of swear words at the screen while your parents aren't home when you fail to get the cure ring FOR THE ELEVENTH GODDAMN TIME IN A ROW FUCK I HAVE LITERALLY EVERY OTHER SPELL RING JUST GIVE IT TO ME
Will post about it if I get it up and running though.
>>153310224
3DS also has super easy to set up unlimited free games with full online. Feels good to be an idort.

Hi. I am nintendos father. I am here to tell you the NX is shit.

>>153297479
Give me a source or I'll call you an asshole, you fucking cunt.

>>153304002
Surely they could have at least made sure it didn't fucking softlock the console and the courses weren't all full of massive fucking exploits.

>>153314145
Give me a source or I'll call you an asshole, you fucking cunt.

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>>153304591
Where's the update randal

>>153315957
When I get home, I have most new announcements on a txt file, most recent one is https://twitter.com/NinEverything/status/770429961270398976

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There is a scratch close to the bottom right corner of my New 3DS XL, it doesn't interfere with game play or anything but its driving me insane. Is it easy to get a new top screen for it or get it repaired.

>>153318036
I think so but last I checked there weren't any tutorials on youtube on how to dismantle a new 3ds

>>153277708
3dsxl series snap. The smol systems just click.

>>153293270
FUUUUUCK.

also I need these comics in paper back able translated.

>>153318036
There's a scratch on the screen? Where the screen protectors bro?

>>153250653
sexual deviance leads to paedophelia

If you aren't straight please neck yourself right now

>>153320297
Will you marry me?

>>153310224
hey ui'm fucking gay i emulate current gen consoles like a fucking dweeb check me out at reddit.com/user/raniel

>>153324279
Are you a cute girl gaymer?

>>153328069
i am ;)

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>>153328335
PIIIIIIIIGEEEEEEEEEE

Also when the fuck are we getting the samus theme in the US?

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>>153314145

Where did this sudden trend of hating on galaxy come from? It's probably the best 3d mario game of all IMO

I wonder what nintendo's next handheld will be like

will it be a DS. If so will it be backwards compatible with the 3DS? Will it have 3D? Will it actually have decent resolution so that any game with 3d graphics doesn't look like it's being played on a ps1?

>>153334557
Eh, I've finished the first few worlds and it didn't seem that interesting. Maybe I just don't like Mario games.

Which Nintendo girl is the cutest?

>>153337562
Female Clavat #1.

>>153337562
you

>>153334557
I've never seen it be hated on in an overwhelming amount.
>>153338302
But Selkie got them titties.

>>153340570
So? We're talking "cute", not titties.

>>153341004
Which Nintendo girl has the best titties?

>>153341431
Chime.

>>153341004
Cute girls can have nice tits too.

>>153342220
And Clavat are still cuter than Selkies.

>the Nintyg circlejerk will never call you cute
Why live?

>>153224224
Xenoblade X. Had it for months but wanted to play the predecessor first. Never got around to it, so I said f*** it and started X two weeks ago. It's been eating up my life eve since.
And I enjoy every second.

>>153345709
You should look into the Xenoblade X discord, they have great help tools from Affinities, Probes, 100% Region Map help, and late-game optimization.

holy fug that galaxy 3ds. might have to put off getting a wii u a month or two in gbp for this

galaxy 3ds / white wii u musterd race

>>153334851
nx dipshit

>>153345939
Thanks for the tip, will definitely check it out for the endgame. One question though, does it make sense for a character in the mid 30 level range to partake in the global Nemesis battle? Passed on the opportunity last time since I somewhat expect it to oneshot me 2 seconds after loading the field.

Daily reminder that Nintendo is the best.

>>153334851

I hope they don't ditch the dual screen

>>153350738
What if dual 3d touchscreens?

>>153347585
The best out of what?

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Just give me a midnight purple N3DS XL already instead of the cheap lookin galaxy faceplate crap, Nintendo.

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What the fuck is up with tokyo mirage sessions release? Literally a single eshop in my shithole country of grease sells it for 70 fucking euros. No other place has it. It's out of stock on amazon uk and can't use ebay and paypal because of capital controls.

Was it extremely fucking limited release in europe or something?

>>153355315
Maybe stores in your country don't import many U games and they didn't import a game that looks obscure as h*ck.

>>153355315
Pirate it. You need to do that for the restoration patch anyway.

>>153334851
It's the NX

>>153355745

I have gone full physical for wii u and I own all exclusives except one or two shitty ones I wasn't interested in. I had no trouble finding them at all here. I don't know what the fuck is up with this game. Amazon out of stock, zavvi doesn't have it. I just don't understand.

Maybe I should lube up and order it for 70€ from the shop that has it.
I really want it or my collection will be incomplete and it will bother me.

>>153356292

It is done, ordered.
The things I do for autistic reasons, all because I want a boxed copy which doesn't even have a manual. I could have gone digital and saved 13€ but then again it would eat up all the space on the wii u's tiny memory and I might not have been able to have my dlc for various games.

>>153357318
Congratulations on wasting €70.

>>153357318
Congratulations, ignore that other faggot, if you cared that much about physical goods maybe you should have looked for the LE?

>>153272184
Send to me via mail. I'll take good care of it anon.

>>153357687

T-thanks. Y-you too.

>>153357762

I didn't even know it had one.
Anyways, it looks shitty and it's expensive as fuck so I don't really care.

http://nintendoeverything.com/nintendo-3ds-direct-to-be-held-on-thursday/

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Captain Toad
Clay Kirby
Mario Party 10

Are all $30 each now .

>>153357990
>expensive
It only costs $20 more in the US, I doubt there's much of a difference in yuropland.

>>153358158
nice, getting all the news on current products out of the way before full on NX attack

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>>153358158
>3ds
literally who cares.

It'll just be
>muh pokeshit
>muh dragon Quest
>muh lizard girl rpg
>my picross 3d 2
>muh kunio kun
>muh Sega Collection 2

Trash.

>>153358264

93.54£ on amazon.
Which is 110€
Yeah, fuck that.
I know I might be stupid to buy a game for 70 (which amazingly is also the standard price for new video games here in many shops) but even I am not retarded enough to pay 40€ for an art book. If it had a nice big figure or something then maybe.

Hi I'm meth. R u death?
>Not this hour, u don't have that power

Will the direct save /nintyg/ remember only the /3dsg/ portion of /nintyg/ was non-cancer the /wug/ half spawned mamma mia and all the cancer

>>153345701
Who are the regulars in the nintyg discord?

>>153360590
3ds was shit you fucking grandpa get your memory checked.

>>153360926
Only me
>>153360590
Who cares at this point?

>>153358424
>lizard girl rpg
what's that one?

>>153361186

ever oasis

Hows that new 3ds treatng ya? Excited for all the games?

>"Splatoon is the newest Nintendo IP since Pikmin"
>what is Nintendogs, Wii Sports, Style Savvy, and literally every other DS-Wii IP

>>153361496
I bought one just to have a better battery life and quicker boot times.

>tfw I bought a DSi and knew the DSi carts were bullshit but DSiWare was the motha flippin king

>>153361706
>>what is Nintendogs, Wii Sports, Style Savvy, and literally every other DS-Wii IP

Garbage?

Holy shit, the zelda games look amazing in hd.
Especially wind waker.

>>153361830
No you are?

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>>153315957
Wait that's not even the last version.

>recommended game list

blah blah

>Dasshutsu Adventure Zetsubou Yousai [JP]

>>153361706
Splatoon is trash, but even I'll admit its better than Nintendogs. You dogfucker.

>>153274054
look again that was the shield burning and turning to smoke.

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>>153361364
that looks awesome

You guys remember when Animal Crossing player characters had horns

what was the deal with that

Direct soon fellows.

>>153366523

it genuinely does, I get Dark Cloud vibes from the game, and the lizard lady is pretty fuckin hot.

>>153366952
if only I wasn't broke as fuck.

>>153367009

I know that feeling. Shitty walmart job and most likely gonna get fined for not having health insurance during tax season.

fucking obongo care

>>153367171
They can fine you for not taking care of yourself?

>>153367171
at least you have a job

>>153367325

That's how it works, when obamacare got in, if you don't have health insurance, they can fine you massively for it.

and the obamacare shit they offer is too expensive and useless


>>153367392

I might not have one soon though. Okay I need to fucking stop.

>>153367475
You're going to be fine anon, I'm with you.

>>153367546

I sure as hell hope so. Fuck I want Nintendo to announce the goddamn NX and show what it looks like.

>>153367670
Nintendo already confirmed their won't be any NX news during the upcoming Direct, just 3DS.

>>153367790

Yeah, I know. I'm expecting fuck all from the 3DS direct, so I'm just waiting for the next direct which I'm HOPING we'll see it in mid september.

All I have to look forward to right now is the release of the Dead Rising triple pack, I fucking loved DR1 and I'm stoked to go through it again

>>153368024
>mid september.
ahahah you know it's gonna take more than a month probably right?

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>>153368313

Actually, yeah. Seeing as they're doing a fucking 3DS direct in september we got a long ass wait.

What in the name of hell is Nintendo doing

>>153368428
maybe they want to get all of thier 3DS news out first.
They need to unveil the NX in September, because if they do it in October it'll overshadow the Nintendo Classic Mini.

>>153361830

>disliking Nintendogs and Style Savvy

You have garbage tastes, dude.

>>153366789

No, their hats had horns. You can still put the hats on for custom hats. I hate that you can't make the hats match the clothes though. I prefer the old viking hats and princess hats over customizable hair and hats.

>>153368935
Yeah but why did they ditch the horn hats so quickly

>>153368732

So then ideal scenario would be NX info in september, more info for the mini NES in october, the release of the mini in november, and then pretty much fuck all til the launch of the NX

stoner anon here rolling
4,2, or 0 smoke moar then reroll
1-mario world
3-luigi's mansion 2
5-smash for wii u
6-ocarina of time
7-mario kart wii
8-wii sports
9-dbz budokai tenkaichi 3

>>153371787
roll

>>153371852
tfw no tobacco

>zelda

>>153371787
How is it possible that you haven't finished Dark Moon yet?

>>153369160
Yeah. it's a fine line between building hype for the NX while not undercutting sales of their currently available stuff for the holiday season.

I wonder when is Fatlus announcing the localisation of EOV.

>>153375907
Keep wondering over in /eog/.

>>153376069
/eog/ isn't Etrian Odyssey General retard
fuck off

>>153376069
Why?

>>153376069
epic

>>153376069
epic

>>153376069
epic

>>153376069

Upvote!

>>153376069
so dats how der playin...

epic dude... epic...

>>153376069
epic

>>153376069
epic

>>153376069
ebin
simply ebin

>>153376069
>>153376258
Reminder that Etrian Odyssey General is too autistic to use a tagline

>>153376069
Raniel is a masculine given name and a surname of Hebrew origin. It means, "God is my shitty moderator",[2][3] and derives from two early biblical figures, primary among them Raniel from the Book of Raniel. It is a common given name for shitty mods who ask for raids in /nintyg/, and is also used as a surname. It is also the basis for various derived given names and surnames.

epic

>>153376706
reddit.com/user/raniel

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>>153376869

>>153376069
epic

>>153375081
only got it when I got cfw on my 3ds a couple weeks back, barely touched it (haven't even made it out of first mansion)

>>153377465
I found the other mansions to be more interesting since the missions are longer but the first mansion's boss is the best.

>>153378821
cool I loved the gamecube one but this one hasn't really kept my attention, should I push through and keep playing? does it get better?

We better get a new Shota Icarus.

>>153381448
yes please

http://buildavagina.com/make-a-vagina/full-build-instructions-mrs-pringles/

highly suggest you guys make this now for after nintendo blueballs you on thursday

>>153385349
>Not being a femanon
What are you, a faggot?

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I really really like the galaxy design of the new new3DS that is coming out

>>153388659
That's just OS X's old default background

>>153386256
Be careful Gor may try to trick you into having sekusu

We haven't had a Direct in months. I almost forgot they were a thing.

>>153369059

Customization.

>>153393057
WHO CARES

THE NEXT DIRECT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVEAL

ENJOY YOUR GEN 7 BARNEY AND FRIENDS SHIT YOU FAGGOTS

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Hmmm what mamma games could they possibly talk about in the direct?????

What do you mamma hope for?

>>153394561
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>>153224224
I've been playing Phantom Hourglass to gain context for the upcoming Phantom Hourglass/Spirit Tracks DLC for Hyrule Warriors Legends.
I just got the hammer and now I think the new weapon for Toon Link could actually be the fairy.

>>153394561
List forgot Lady Layton, Disney Magical World 2, and New Leaf's amiibo update

>>153395002
>z

>>153395075
>>153394561
Or you could just screenshot the upcoming section in the chart and add some possible JP games baka

>>153395180
Yeah, I don't know what's worse, the boating that you kind of want to do something else to pass the time except you can't because sometimes you get attacked or going through that one dungeon over and over again multiple times through the story.
It's not a great game.

>>153395475
>e

>>153395475
Did people, like, not find the different shortcuts you get everytime you get a new item? But to be fair I was really autistic regarding time/money saving when I was younger so I loved playing that dungeon and using the least amount of time.

pa pam pam pam
pa pam pam pam
2 3 4

>>153394561
mario galaxy port

>>153393543
>THE NEXT DIRECT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVEAL
according to whom?

>>153401545
I think they said NX info was gonna be released on September.

>>153404025
That's still completely possible. They could have two Directs in early September.

welcome to sky valley

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>Puzzle and dragon on 3DS
>It's mario themed

>>153401545
nothing but common sense and rationality

keeping their mouths shut accomplishes NOTHING and turns leakers into nintendo's pr department (instead of just prostitutes). fear of competitors stealing their ideas is utter twaddle.

why would you announce a console over a year and a half before revealing what the fuck it is?

>hmm we're selling too many wiiUs, lets get people to back off and wait since we've used BC for the last 2 gens anyway and on our handhelds forever

>>153406317
There's two for the price of one.

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>>153406436
So there is.

>>153406345
Wasn't it first announced to investors? If my current home console wasn't meeting expectations, I'd announce that a new one was under development to make investors more confident in the future.

wii u direct when

>>153408434
This actually might be the last time for Wii U/3DS games, rest in pieces.

For inexplicable reasons, /lozg/ has died prematurely. It's not worth recreating right now.

I was going to make a discussion there but the thread died. So, I have one actual question and one topical question.

>How does the decline timeline work? Is it just a "what if" and thus doesn't actually exist?
>What are the chances that BOTW Link could be the Hero of Men? Hyrule is in ruins and he has long hair, but the Korok's make things iffy.

>>153409137
>>How does the decline timeline work? Is it just a "what if" and thus doesn't actually exist?
There's 3 timelines out of 3 possible outcomes in OoT, I don't see any problem with that.

>>153409137
fuck off zeldashits

I'm so freaking bored of NX speculation and rumors. I barely even pay attention to it anymore. I just want an announcement already. It's not like it's gonna be astonishingly unique. We all know what types of games Nintendo systems always have. Mario, Sonic, Mario Party, Super Smash Bros, Animal Crossing, etc, etc.

>>153409362

One requires Link to die. How can he be alive and dead at the same time? If he died then the Adult and Child timelines can't exist.

>>153409648
>One requires Link to die. How can he be alive and dead at the same time? If he died then the Adult and Child timelines can't exist.
The way you're thinking about it is how the Adult and Child timelines work, but the decline/success timelines exist because of a different conception of timelines, where a new one is created for each choice/decision/outcome.

>>153409648
>How can he be alive and dead at the same time?
Link is a cat.

>>153409936

So the decline timeline is an AU, not a Zelda-definition timeline?

>>153410192
I don't think there is a Zelda-definition for timelines.

>>153410287

I was referring to split timelines. The demise timeline is not a part of the split timeline but is in a completely seperate alternative universe.

>>153388659
Hello Reggie.

>>153406317
It's puzzle and dragons and puzzle and dragons Mario edition. But
>puzzle and dragons
who fucking cares?

>>153409137
Speak english.

>>153409648
Isn't old Link the wolf stone knight from Twilight Princess?

>>153413798
filtered.

I'm being temporarily relocated to another place for a month so I need something to play. Lugging around my pc is out of the question but I have a 3DS, a DS flashcard and a Wii that can be used for vidya (listing these because of their piracy/portability features). Anyone have the latest /3ds/ recommended chart? Also game suggestions pls

>>153221297
Do I need to read 999 before getting into the other 2 Zero Escape games?
Waiting for from SD card DS mode atm.

>>153416089
Yes, now go away before you get some ebin memelord spoiling, but you MUST play them all and in order.

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>>153414557
this

>>153416089
yeah

>>153415382
see >>153362504

>>153416263
filtered too

>>153416201
>>153416263
Fug.

Any other decent VNs for 3DS?

>tfw no more hotel dusk

Will the NX have Mario Kart?

>>153417449
There has been one for every console since the SNES so
>>153416564
Other than Ace Attorney? Depends on your taste but I doubt you'll like stuff like Harvest December.

>>153417449
Yes, and it will bring back Double Dash's features.

>>153418479
>one player from the portable NX and one from the home console NX
wew

>>153416089
yeah, don't think of it as a chore. 999 is excellent.

>>153418601
will be kind of tough with the tablet console plugged 6 feet away from the tv

>>153406345
If they said "we're making mobile games!" Everyone would have jumped on them assuming they were going to stop making consoles.
That's an announcement that they had to supplement with "we're also still making consoles, here's the name of the next one!" Or it would be bad news.

>>153421702
damn, im honestly impressed. you managed to type all that out with reggie's cock that far down your throat.

>>153422420
>Cock in mouth
>Surprised he can use his hands
You're fucking retarded.

>>153422603
most of the people in this thread should have a tough time breathing, let alone fine motor coordination.

Reminder that the direct is on Thursday (when the eshop updates) so they can release Picross 3D 2.

>>153426064
Don't toy with my heart I'm in no condition to be spending money so soon.

>>153426064
Reminder that the direct on Thursday will have a surprise NX announcement announcement.

Necrobumping this shit.

BLAST FROM THE PAST ALERT

wiiconnect24

END BLAST FROM THE PAST ALERT

>>153430743
Reminder that gamespy killed the wii.

I'm proud of you, nintyg.

>eternally gaaaaaaaaay llol

>>153437443
Stop

Does anyone use Miitomo still?
I finally upgraded my phone because my old one was completely busted and I can finally give it a go.
How do I get friends? Miitomo general appears to be gone.

>>153441271
Use twitter. Look for @gogoris. He's pretty autistic and cringy but uses miitomo regularly

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My Nintendo is extending gold coin expiration to 12 months instead of six.

I think that's what it says.

>>153445147
yeah. cool

>>153447142
I guess.

>>153426310
The nx is a smartphone

>>153455982
We all knew that

>>153455982

If it's a smartphone how come they've dropped the Wii U?

>>153457556
TThen why don't you buy a galaxy s7 which supports VR? it'll be better.

>>153457671
Because nobody developed for it. Smartphones are all arm processors so thrll have tons of support day 1

>>153458610

>tons of support

By who? Ravio and the other mobile shovelware devs? Third parties aren't gonna touch this shit

>>153458610
>vr
>literally two images side by side

ok

>>153430743
I think that was the only way to unbrick a semibricked console at some point.

I was watching a BOTW theorizing video where someone seriously thought Sheik was biologically male. It's been over 20 years. How is this still a thing? Is the fan base that in denial? It's really obvious she's just crossdressing. The feminine voice, the breast binding, the androgynous female body structure, etc. Sheik may be a male disguise but Zelda didn't change her body to male at all.

>>153416564

Higurashi iirc, but that's Japanese only

>>153466913
Well she did look more like a man in the original OoT, but for example I have a retard friend that says she uses magic to turn into a man for no reason.

>>153467031

That's just the graphics. In the official artwork there's little to nothing about her that can't be done by crossdressing

Who here is /directhype/?

>>153466913
The localized release of OoT made a liberal choice in having Ruto refer to Shiek by a male pronoun, so since most fans never played the original Japanese release, it's been a supportive argument ever since.

This also leads into a debate about whether official, localized releases are "our" canon versions, since IIRC there's a transgendered character in the original Japanese release of Paper Mario Thousand Year Door which is relevant to story/dialogue quirks, but in our version she's just a girl.

>>153467640
Well the plan was for Zelda to look like a man so it's okay if someone was actually fooled by her disguise.

https://mynintendonews.com/2016/08/31/rumour-nintendo-nx-might-be-region-free/

Let's hope this is true or their comment about not repeating past mistakes is total bullshit.
If they region lock a console in 2017 I'm definitely not getting it.

>>153467941
>Emily Rodgers
fuck off

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>>153262013

>No Gotcha Force 2

Bonus points because it's a Capcom title and
>Capcom respecting its IPs

it hurts

Apparently I broke the 2-button on one of my Wiimote's playing too much Punch Out...

I really want a new Punch Out. Hopefully they create new characters, a new MC, and add old ones from SPO and the arcade game.

>>153467640

That was just censorship. Afaik, Vivian is a trans woman in all versions.

>>153262013

>tfw no Billy Hatcher 2
>no Inazuma Eleven NX

>>153468887

*AFAIC

What do you expect the actual NX to look like? Design wise. Not the controller but the actual console.

I hope they go away from the sterile looking, Apple-esque design of the Wii and Wii U. They're changing their logo so hopefully they are. I don't like a bland, rectangular box. I want more colors or maybe face plates like the 3DS has.

oh right, the chart update

Sheik tells Link in OOT that he looks like the Hero of Time. This refers to Skyward Sword Link... So, is SS Link also called the "Hero of Time" officially?

>>153473357
I thought OoT Link was the Hero of Time.

>>153473357
Yes, that's why they include a bit at the very end where Skyward Link travels time.

>>153473423

He is. However, quoting OOT: "As I see you standing there, holding the mythical Master Sword, you really do look like the legendary Hero of Time..."

There was a HOT before OOT!Link. Whether it's some unknown Link like the Hero of Men or if it's SS!Link, I don't know.

ok

Tomorrow's Direct will feature Ever Oasis.

>>153477694
dropped

>>153478201

>not wanting to see more lizard grill

fag

the chart update

>>153481831
might as well wait until tomorrow to update it since we're probably getting new announcements in the direct

Honestly bros we expected nothing out of the last direct and they still managed to blow us the fuck out with Planet Robobot

hope?

>>153482621
Well considering Robobot is the worst game in the mainline Kirby series, not really.

>>153482883
Shut up Jordan

>>153482621
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>>153482621
I expect them to announce Culdcept Revolt too.

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>those bullet time puzzles and filler between combat sections
>those cheap QTEs
>cinematic boss battles full of interruptions and gimmicks
>blatantly sucking off the tit of DMC this hard

This game has Kamiya's glossy fingertips all over it, which is mostly a bad thing. It could perfectly be a DMC remake except for the fact that being a 7th gen game it has shoehorned QTEs, cinematic finishers and filler which includes a FUCKING TURRET SECTION; and also instead of overly rehashing (good) bosses it has a couple big boring "all about spectacle" ones scattered across the game. The only ones I enjoyed were the Jeannes and Balder I guess. It doesn't help that I didn't particularly enjoy Witch Time, but this is all a shame because the core combat is a lot of fun and the character and enemy design is very appealing to me.

Also I never thought I'd see a Joe Pesci in a (japanese) videogame, Enzo was fucking hilarious, I wish he was more in the game.

>>153487009
Weird thing is, I'm pretty sure Kamiya has said he's never played DMC3 or 4.

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Are Jigglypuff amiibo rare?

>>153489787
>Are _____ amiibo rare?
Not really.

>>153489726
Not that weird if you ask me, Bayonetta 1 is nothing like an Itsuno DMC, it's more like the first one, which he was involved with. I don't know about 2 yet.