>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com
>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
>shitty countdown for sombra who cares
http://amomentincrime.com/
Previous thread:152923423
hana song
OP what the fuck
Post healslut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdcDjdr1MNI
Who has the worst case of PTSD from active duty in Overwatch? I think it's Mercy. All the teammates that died on her watch probably took its toll.
>>153010668
order has been restored
also op is a faggot
>>153010584
You got the previous thread wrong, it needs two arrows in front of it like this >>152923423
>>153010668
IT'S TIME TO KICK HANA OFF THE TABLE
>>153010689
>>153010689
>>153010689
non-degenerate thread
repost from last thread because why not
>>153008994
Some type of detective character, trench coat and fedora for m'lady
Uses a shotgun, e lays down a smoke grenade that teammates can see through and enemies can't, lasts for 6 second. Shift toggles between two modes, one increases footstep sounds for the enemy team, the other gives you a 5 meter wallhack, like Hanzos arrows.
When he activates his ult he says something like "Going undercover" or "I'm in too deep" and he activates a stealth mode for 15 seconds. His first shot coming out of the ult deals double damage, meaning that when the enemy team hears this they suddenly group up in a tight bundle and begin randomly firing. It'll be hilarious.
His lore can be about tracking Talon or some shit idk
pharah buffs when
>>153010668
I want Hana Song to peg me.
Fat girls are absolutely fucking disgusting. What use is an unattractive girl?
Saw another Discord being posted last thread, we've had one since open beta please join if you'd like we're pretty active but could always use more.
I'd like to get this in the OP but that's up to whoever makes it first.
https://discord.me/owg/
So the percentage till hit 6% at approx. 02:10 UTC
What will happen?
where are mei's popsicles
post more tranny vocaroos
GIVE
ME
SOMBRA
>>153010913
I just used the first Mei pic I could find online. I thought she was canonically fat?
>>153010940
Fuck off wad and myr with your shitty discords fuck
>>153010940
your discord doesn't matter
L E N A
E
N
A
>>153010978
Why do you think anything will happen at all?
>>153010978
It'll hit 6%
>>153010584
the op is giving me a boner pls send help
Gonna post my idea for sombra. Tell me how shit and/or broken my ideas are. Or if you want post your own ideas for Sombra instead of just shit talking mine. Whichever is fine.
I imagine a silent assassin. Melee offensive hero who uses 2 daggers, 1 in each hand. Attacks twice per second 1 swing per hand. 150 health 50 shield.
>passive
Opportunistic - deals 50% (or is that too much?) extra damage when hitting an enemy from behind
>ability 1
stealth - turns invisible and footsteps become silent for up to 15 seconds. Stealth ends when attacking or taking damage. 10 second cooldown
>ability 2
poison dagger - throws a dagger coated in poison that slows the target down for 3 seconds and does 10 damage a second for 3 seconds. 10 second cooldown.
>ability 3
Agile - can perform a backflip soaring through the air several feet behind her to escape out of danger. As she jumps she throws a dagger at her target location which deals 25 damage. 15 second cooldown.
>ultimate
Smoke screen - throws a poison smoke bomb at location that allies can see through but enemies can not. Lasts 5 seconds and deals 15 damage a second.
>>153010781
Bastion, obviously
>>153010978
It's going to top out at 7%
How do I get good as Phara?
For having rockets as projectiles, they feel really weak with minimal splash damage.
>>153010940
>see's other group advertising their discord quietly
>HEY NO COME HERE INSTEAD FUCK THEM WTF REEEEEEEEEEE
no thanks
The only bad thing about Mercy's devil skin is that she loses her tits.
>>153011283
because she turns into a girls with a dik?!
>tfw trolled by a loli buttbot
>>153011090
Excellent taste sir, post more Tracer
>>153011283
But she gains a bulge, weird isn't it? Really makes u think
>wake up
>remember i didnt get summer mercy
reeeee
>>153011084
>wad and myr
That was the other Discord being posted, ours has been around for much longer.
Like I said, ours has been around since open beta. Splitting the community up isn't so great.
>>153011090
Don't sexualize Tracer's bottom.
>>153010940
I am going to say what I said during beta.
Discords are not needed for this general.
It creates unnecessary drama.
We do not need one in the OP.
>>153011236
It's weak to discourage you from relying on splash damage. If you played TF2 pretend you're using the Direct Hit because that's what you need to do to get that 120 burst.
>>153011236
>tfw Pharah plays nothing like TF2 Soldier
>tfw Junkrat is a thousand times more fun and lets me goes balls deep in the enemy team
>>153011283
>bad
>>153011209
What other ult ideas do you have? This is really good anon
>>153011236
play with mercy in your team
she's not worth it otherwise
understand that your ulti is incredibly situational and that it's possible to go an entire round without using it because a good opportunity never presents itself
get good at using concussive to move yourself around. using concussive to manouver yourself should be its main usage, not knocking around enemies
if you have a mercy healing you remember to utilize your normal rockets for movement too since the self damage doesnt really matter in that case
>>153011404
it's a shame you're nobody though
discords help get people on /vg/ who want to play with each other in one place. just because you have autism and can't socialize doesn't make you a voice for the rest of the thread
>>153011367
I did!
:)
>>153011209
I think the backflip shouldn't deal damage. Other than that is seems pretty cool. I like the smoke bomb idea. It would be awesome for clearing people off of the objective.
>>153010940
>>153011398
>there are now 4 /owg/ discords that i'm aware of
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>153011425
>Direct Hit
Cool, time to give up then.
>>153011209
>Or if you want post your own ideas for Sombra
I've been thinking it could be neat if she played like mesmer from gw2. No serious stealth, but instead can misdirect and confuse somehow.
>>153011489
Get a load of this homo
>>153011367
I got it 7 times and I didn't even buy loot boxes. I got all the summer skins and most of the voice lines and sprays :D
>>153010584
>come back from shopping all day
>check amomentincrime
>5.8890%
Oh oh oh oh oh
D.Va Style!
>>153011349
>>153011398
Ok, then, cute Tracy will be.
>>153011530
i don't think someone who is so desperately lonely that they need to look for people to play with in 4chan of all places hasve any authority to call others out on lacking social skills or having autism
>>153011283
How's that a bad thing ? Small tits are nice. Look at widowmaker, she's cute.
>>153011404
Not the person who posted that, but is there no where people in this thread generally gather? Or you guys just don't do that because of said drama?
>>153011209
>ult
Each enemy player has their movement, view, ability, and attack controls swapped around at random for 5 seconds.
the finger thing symmetra does is actually some sort of dance
i learned something today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyMfpJh3h4A
>>153011645
grasping
blizzard saw everyone getting pissy about the sombra arg so they had some intern throw up a script to make it update verrry slowly to satiate the turbo nerds. even the new comment in the source basically says "damn niggas chill".
nothing significant will happen at least for weeks
>>153010867
smoke grenade sounds kind of pointless, a spamrat or hanzo or bastion would just shoot in the general direction of the smoke anyways, the only use of it would be to throw right at the enemies so they can't see shit around them and that'd be hella frustrating (imagine a 6 stack of detectives covering the map in smoke)
some other ideas for detective shit:
an ultimate ability that calls down a scooter that moves at sprint speed and can carry another ally on it like a payload
a passive ability that shows footsteps on the ground where enemies have walked, letting you backtrace their IP
a mirror that lets you see around corners (sniper scopes would be glowing bright)
being able to vault terrain like hanzo or genji but not as high because he's a smoker
>>153011090
Widowmaker has the best ass in this game. Post widowmaker butt.
>>153010584
the op is giving me a boner pls send help
>>153011626
>blizzard decided not to put this in the game
>youll never spam this
why live tbqh
>>153011692
>some sort of dance
>i learned something today
Is this you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKFKl22j1RY
>>153011530
why do you need to be a somebody?
THis is 4chan. if you want to play with other anons post your btag.
You are drawing conclusions from nothing.
>>153011664
Most people actually play the game. you can shit post and spout dank memes in the thread
>>153011583
This should answer you
>>153011707
Then why start the arg stuff MONTHS before actually revealing anything?
I need new skins goddamnit.
Is it pointless to go in oslo que as ana?
I've lost my last 5 matches using her even-while doing everything right.
But fuck, i'll nano boost someone wioth ult and they'll not even use their ult with 10 fucking seconds left, eventhough im behing constantly healing people will run away to get health packs. I'll just stick to lucio as a healer. At least he is idiot proof and you arent defenceless.
>>153011809
I meant joining up so you can play together. Solo queuing is a nightmare.
>>153011801
yes. i'm an autistic weebaoo because i didn't know that this was a thing.
what are you even saying
>>153011404
They're good for grouping up and voice chat. I'd like to get some inhouses going and maybe a mini-tournament but we don't have enough people to make it worthwhile.
>>153011583
This is why I want one in the OP, but people just remove it. One Discord for group-ups and whatever for people who want it, but since people don't know it exists new ones get made.
Ours has been around since open beta and is the most active by a lot I'm pretty sure.
I can't stop people wanting to run their own Discords and don't want this to be a popularity contest. Just noticed that a fourth Discord has cropped up and wanted to post the old one since it's more active than the one posted last thread.
>>153011707
Blizzard shouldn't do ARG for characters that are months away from being in the game.
Actually Blizzard shouldn't do ARG at all, it's just pissing off the most autistic of their players because they're so bad at it.
>>153011209
One interesting idea that could fuck with head is one of old abilities of a dota hero.
Once you use it you go invisible but your double heads in the way you were heading
Is carrying a team a meme? which characters can actually do it? even as a reaper or roadhog its hard to fight 4/5/6 enmines at the same time if your retard teams keeps on getting killed one after another and not grouping up at all. Im convinced unless the enemies are also dogshit retarded you cannot carry
>>153011530
>it's a shame you're nobody though
We're all nobodies son, that's the magic of anonymity
>>153011916
Are you having fun?
Keep playing her.
Getting frustrated and not having fun?
Play something else.
>>153011939
I'm saying you're an autistic weeaboo that learns dances on Youtube.
>>153008505
>>153008994
That doesn't fill me with confidence, but alright, I am ready to recieve ridicule and hatred.
Fire-based Hero from the fucked Australian outback, same as Junkrat and Roadhog. Like a lot of the Heroes, she has prosthetics, her arms are both augmentations. She'll have a short-range flamethrower that functions the same as Mei's ice blaster, her left hand his free for a possible weapon. M1 is primary burn, M2, maybe does something?
Still haven't entirely decided on abilities, but I'm thinking her Ult can be a slam move that burns over time, would channel for a few seconds. Like a Reinhardt Ult it will knock enemies down, but it's an outward burst of fire, so it pushes enemies back and does damage.
Of course it's to clear objectives, mainly. It's OP though because DoT + Knockdown + Clearing. But hey this is just for fun, right?
I was thinking, as I love Ana's Jarate bomb of heal-hurt, that she could have a sort of launcher on her arm that shoots a firebomb. Covers an area in fire and does DoT, prevents healing, I really love that game mechanic. Straight-forward. Would be her E.
Maybe a passive that her fueltank explodes upon death? Too OP?
As for a LShift ability, it could fire another weapon, but again that's another Ana like ability.
I am always open to suggestions!
Also: She's THICC because Mei is just fat and satan incarnate, Mercy is awesome with her hips+booty combo but her tits aint big enough, and the same goes for Widow.
delet this
>>153011492
Like >>153011690 said that was pretty much my exact other idea. Jump attacks, attack crouches, ability 1 is ult, left makes you go forward, etc.
Is there an ETA on the patch hittingfor console
>>153012045
>old pl
nice but will be called toxic, remember that blizzard doesnt want to buff defense heroes because they will be too annoying for casuals to deal with
>>153012096
The character is really fun but without teamwork its a shitty experience. So I guess shes off the cards for me.
>>153011530
>it's a shame you're nobody though
the fact that you even tried to use this an insult here is a great demonstration why shit like discord destroys generals
a general is not a communtiy
we are not supposed to know each other
>>153012071
If your team isn't 100% dogshit, Zarya or a well-played offense can carry fairly well. But nobody can carry a truly shit team.
>>153012159
A few days after the patch goes live on PC most likely
>>153012071
You can't carry a team in Overwatch unless you have 1-2 other competent players on your team and they have 1-3 incompetent players on theirs.
You'll basically be matched agaist predmades and your teammates will be shit.
why are defense heroes so shit lads
>>153011963
you don't need to run a tourney if one of the things stopping you is a discord.
>>153011921
Post your battle tag.
There was a a btag doc in the OP.
But all in all just ask in thread if other anons are playing. That will most likely see if you can find people to play with.
>>153012109
She looks TWISTED
>>153011963
>I'd like to get some inhouses going and maybe a mini-tournament
end your life
>>153012271
They're to tacticool for this game
is there any reason the moment in crime thing is now at 5.9003%? Any significance to that number?
>>153012159
Usually 3 days after PC
>>153010821
>
>>153012271
>implying
If you're good with Junkrat he's the third best fragger tied with Hanzo
>>153012374
It is slowly incrementing.
Will you protect this smile?
>>153012374
it's a loading screen to another countdown
>>153011636
Behead those who sexualize Tracer
>>153012228
I wish I had never found out what Seagull looks like
>>153012183
Well genji is annoying enough, surely they can come up with something else
There are many things they can do with illusions, you're probably right though. Doubtfully they'll add something this new and unusual
>>153011626
I think there's also one where she says "Op op... not my style", in a different tone.
>>153012374
Well if you move the decimal over one spot, you'll get the exact amount of people who still give a fuck about this Sombra shit
>>153012374
No and the whole thing is a red herring to keep you ARG obsessed autists chasing shadows. Blizzard will only ever reveal character clues officially, ARG is a massive waste of time.
>>153012431
Just be realistic for a second, would you play hanzo over any hero in competitive mode ?
Let's talk cinematics and movie lads
Blizzard always have super high quality cinematics, and they made some solid profit on their Warcraft movie, so what do you guys think the likeliness of an Overwatch movie?
Do you think they'll try to hit some kind of critical E-sport saturation before they do? Or are they planning it at all?
Also, what cinematics do you wanna see next?
>>153012495
This. Its also the reason I don't want to see what the voice actors look like. I've accidentally seen tracers and genjis voice actors and they're actually cute but i'm not risking ruining anyone.
>>153012481
Tracer is only good for irrumatio.
>>153012426
>>153012263
Thank you. I guess I should ask if there's an ETA on the PC patch then!
>>153012495
He looks like a goofier Mike Metroid desu.
>>153012495
Why is that? I like to go look at this pic whenever I need a chuckle
Another ult idea for a future character:
Team damage is enabled for the enemy team for a few seconds.
>>153012571
Mercy.
>>153012564
I main Hanzo in comp so yes.
>>153012638
And that's why you're an unemployed weaboo instead of being a game designer
>>153012602
But that's wrong!
It doesn't make sense that D.va doesn't die to her own ult anymore
Junkrat dies to his own grenades/Ult
Tracer dies to her ult
It was literally only done because D.va mains are such shitters they couldn't even get out of their own explosion
>>153012105
oh you think i'm learning the dance? no i just learned about it even being a thing. pretty sure some blizzard employee watched that exact video then went ahead and made the autistic brown girl
>>153012609
i challenge you to present me with a more unattractive esports team
>>153012228
>>153012609
>>153012495
At least Ster_ is handsome
>>153012468
10/10 would protect
>>153012571
>do you guys think the likeliness of an Overwatch movie?
Not very, since we keep getting all these animated shorts and comics and novels.
It doesn't feel very likely that they'll make a movie because we already have all of this.
>>153012683
>having mains on fucking Overwatch
>>153012609
>autism shoes
really makes you think
>>153012571
I would have said Junkrat and Roadhog short, but they already have a comic. I'd have to go with a Lucio/Symmetra short. They have a rivalry of sorts that needs to be expanded on, and Lucio needs some more development as a character.
>>153012809
You just listed too ults that are much more useful then D.va's, so I don't know what you're trying to argue anon
>>153012847
handsome? the most you can say for him is that he looks normal
maybe in the world of competitive video gaming he is "handome" but on the street he is a 5/10
>>153012582
Lucio is not.vpiced by a black guy, unsurprisingly.
>>153012894
>Not understanding that there may be people who are at their best in a personal and team benefit when they are playing a certain character
Rarely is that Hanzo, but still
>>153011742
Getting a serious Haruhi vibe from that pic
>>153012723
You'd think that but then Winter Wyvern exists as a thing so...
Plus he could be on to something. There's a bunch of "Sorry" voicelines that have been datamined this lead to speculation that some form of friendly fire was one of her abilities so he might not be far off. I think it's just going to be a new voice command.
We need a hero who using a close-,medium range SMG.
>Agree/Disagree?
>>153011217
This.
>hears woodpecker
>goes fucking mental
>>153012571
The Warcraft following is huge.
I doubt overwatch will get anything like a movie.
They are gonna have to really flesh the lore out and gain a stable following. It's really too early to tell.
I want to see a Mei or D.va short next.
>>153012374
It changes every five minutes: https://sombra.pleb.pl/
Probably more interesting to check the increment rate if anything
>>153013064
Dual machine pistols is functionally identical, so Tracer.
>>153013064
Agreed, this game needs an SMG fucker
>>153012847
He's ok, the suit makes him look better
>>153012519
there are so many fun heroes they can steal from dota but they probably wont because the game will become confusing/hard for casuals
i really hope they grow some balls and create a fun competitive game with actual variety
Ayy where do you boys get your Tracers?
>>153013064
We have Widowmaker though
What we really need is a sniper stealth hero
Sombra will be a defensive hero since the common theme between all defensive heroes is that they're effective situationally and take advantage of unawareness/poor team coordination.
Doomfist will be an attack hero and not a tank, since the metal fist only covers his arm and isn't like a full suit of armor or anything. We already have a melee tank.
>>153012519
Genji can be annoying but his shurikens can't OHKO you like a stray Widow or Hanzo shot can. He can't stun you like Mei or spam you down with 120 damage bombs either. Messing up while fighting a defense hero can be fatal. Whereas Genji would need his dash, melee, and all three shurikens to hit to get that damage. (Now even harder in the PTR for him)
>>153012965
D.va ult is useful, especially after the reduction in time, not my fault most people just shift into the sky and hope to get something instead of being smart about it.
But mostly it's inconsistent, explosions can damage the one who fired them, that's the rule for every character with explosions EXCEPT D.va
And that's just horsepiss man
Don't boop that Bastion
Don't sing Hana a Song
Don't shock that Genji
Don't ride the Dragon to long
Don't step in the trap just because Junkrat is taking a nap
Don't drop the beat while Lucio is in the sack
Don't wake Mcree when he is counting sheep
Don't melt that Mei she is trying to sleep!
Don't wake my daughter unless you plan to ask for Mercy today
Don't blow onto Gabriel or his smoke will dissipate
Don't shake Jack or he's bound to cause trouble
Don't whisper to Rein or I will be cleaning up all the rubble
Don't tell Hog that Australia is no more
Don't bother Symmetra she can really snore
Don't you unleash that MOLTON CORE
Don't shout cheers because Lena is on the floor
Don't call Athena while Winston is getting his rest
Don't go to Widow right now or she wont look her best
Don't disturb Zarya shes acquiring her gains
Don't ship off Zenyatta hes just trying to attain!
Its bed time /owg/
>>153012962
Lucio cinematic would be really cool, would've been nice if they had pushed it out in time for Olympics but whatever.
What's his rivalry with Poo in Loo? Just that Vishkar fucked his favela up?
>>153012665
I really want this one as well, even if it'll ruin the Healslut's minds even more
>>153012889
I don't know about that, they might just wanna really establish the universe, then maybe introduce some more conflict now that they're reactivated to fight Talon
I just want Winston's VA to get some work, I love that guy
>>153012109
>>153012109
r8, h8 and penetr8 pls.
>be pharah
>match about to begin
>enemies show up
>there are 5 hard counters
Every
fucking
time
>>153013180
i pick her from the character select
>>153012320
Yeah, I was wondering what happened to that doc. I'm just surprised there isn't some kind of central hub, but thanks for the info.
>>153013250
When did I say D.va's ult wasn't useful? I said both Tracer's and Junkrat's were significantly more useful. Which they are.
>>153013180
Lena send them to me personally. ;^)
>>153013241
I meant that he jumps and dashes around like an autistic bunny and unless you have decent allies you won't catch him
And then the fucking hitbox on deflect, that shit is out of this world
What is the best counter for dva?
I'm just asking because I lost to 6 dvas on Dorado defense. I went zarya, with the plan to just bubble through all the nukes for max powah all the time. It worked pretty well and I did a lot of damage but like I said we still lost. I was trying to encourage the rest of my team to also switch all zarya and maybe one lucio, but they wouldn't listen. Would we have had a much better chance of winning if we did? Or does dva have a better counter.
Also season 2 cannot come fast enough, fuck quick play.
>>153013359
Oh anon, you know what I was talking about!
>>153012109
honestly i'm biased here because i just fucking love fire based heroes/villains
the firebomb thing is a good idea but scratch the heal prevention that'd be too much
have her passive be something like
"Ingition:
Once Firefly (very uninspired name btw) ignites an enemy with a small dot it can be transferred onto other heroes if they stand to close to already ignited ones."
have her ult dot+short knockdown scratch the push back
can't stand the character design but that's just a personal preference
>>153013272
>What's his rivalry with Poo in Loo? Just that Vishkar fucked his favela up?
That's basically it, yeah. Symmetra is the only person in the game that Lucio's not friendly towards in his voice lines.
>>153011963
Why not just collaborate with the other discord server owners to make a mega discord?
>It's a Lucio hops around on the payload to force overtime edition while my team at that moment manages to aim as well as a bunch of retarded blind children resulting in the enemy team eventually winning the game episode
>>153013250
Junkrat's mine doesn't damage himself, though it should and you are right.
>>153013037
I wonder if there's an Overwatch meets Steins;gate picture? It would keep with the theme of overrated animes.
>>153013228
>isn't like a full suit of armor or anything
and you think hog and zarya have armour?
>>153013297
>be pharah
>get shot
>be pharah
>get hooked
>be pharah
>get stabbed
>be pharah
>get hit with a hammer
>be pharah
>get abandoned by mother
>be pharah
>have no dad
>>153013458
Mei and Zarya
>>153013297
>lifestealer super pissed2.png
>>153013406
D.va ult is on par with junkrat ult
Junk can maneuver his more but D.va have a much larger explosion range.
Tracers is easier to hit with but has the smallest range of them all it's either stick or no-go
Also why ignore the rest of the post?
>>153013535
I was talking about his M1 and Ult
>>153013458
>What is the best counter for meme comps in qp?
Esc > Leave game
>>153012468
Reminder that Junkrat along with Winston take about the least amount of skill in the game to be effective. He was literally designed to appeal to people's annoying little brothers so they'd have a hero they could feel proficient with after kicking and screaming to have a turn on the game.Prove me wrong.Protip:You can't
>>153013458
Clearly you were one of the only people on your team who wasn't an idiot or useless.
Good job anon
>>153013260
>no ana to tuck me in
Tell me about Junkrat. Why does he wear the bow?
>>153013590
He looks like he has downs dude.
Jesus.
I hope none of them ever read about people saying how ugly they are.
I would feel terrible.
>>153013507
I didn't even understand that comic. Like did all of those people want to be poor and live in a shithole? The poos were giving them this dank ass future city but they'd rather live in their tin shacks, I don't understand.
>>153013458
>How do I counter team stacking
You don't
>>153013590
super pissed
>>153013650
Winston does literally no damage if you're terrible.
>>153013707
the fact that seagull has a pocket healslut gives me hope
>>153013683
Need someone to tuck you in?
>>153013458
I just wait for the moment when D.Va does his ult, and when she recalls another meka I start shooting at where it is suposed to spawn. In that way, she will lose the new meka.
Reaper is a bless from God itself for that kind of job.
Daily reminder alejandra can't be a playable character because
1. no kids allowed in a shooter
2. she was made for the sole purpose of storytelling and self inserting
3. even the doomfist kid is more relevant than her (and he still has no chance of being playable)
4. she'sugly
>He plays characters not named "Tracer"
I Seriously Hope You Guys Don't Do This
>>153013696
He's wondering why'd you pick Widowmaker when there's already a Hanzo and Ana
>>153013853
DELEET
After all these dipshit Sombra puzzles they could at least have one of them lead to like "oh she's releasing at blizzcon!" or if they want to be a bit more cryptic make reference to day of the dead which is around blizzcon
But nah just puzzles for fucking puzzles sake, can't wait to be rewarded with another ASCII skull
>>153013272
A movie takes a lot to make, Anon.
And if you saw Warcraft you'd understand Blizzard didn't do the best job making the movie perfectly understandable for people who might not have ever played Warcraft.
Also, World of Warcraft is a very well known game.
So Overwatch but I wouldn't say anywhere as much as World of Warcraft.
>>153013853
>alejandra
>not reapers abandoned love child
She will join overwatch as an even edgier version of her father
>>153013907
maybe blizzard is making a meta-commentary on how autistic ARG puzzles are
>>153013814
Bed time
Does anyone here unironically like the dorito gremlin meme?
For some reason I fucking love it
>Pic related, picked it up at Otakon
>>153013449
I'm just saying that buffing defense can be a very slippery slope because they're very effective in the right conditions.
A lot of hitboxes in Overwatch are. Flashbang is also insane. Versus Genji, you just need the blast to go off before it has a chance to hit the deflect. I've seen McCrees turn 180 and throw it at the ground to stun Genjis. I don't know if you normally play McCree but just an example.
>>153012979
hell of a lot better than the good ol' days
>>153013696
Because he's gay
>>153013868
Is that Zarya with Tracer's clothes right?
>It's a get raped so badly episode you can't even leave the spawn episode
>>153013739
When abos are given houses, they first thing they do is remove the front door and burn it to keep themselves warm.
>>153013814
Yea, that would be nice actually.
>>153014081
no
>6%
>>153013995
>going to fag conventions
Fuck.
I like gaming and shit but I don't like to know people who are really into it you know?
I need to stay normified.
Tracer was literally born to be raped.
>>153013805
>See enemy squishies on payload
>Press SHIFT
>Press E
>Hold Left Click
Whoa man. Really makes you think.
>>153013510
I think the smaller ones are often people who just want to have their own Discord with their own rules. Which is fine, I more or less just want people to know we already have a pretty active Discord.
If people want their own Discords they're welcome to make them, that's the point of the program. But as far as an "/owg/ Discord" is concerned, we're the oldest and most active. And I'd like for it to grow because while we are active it's mostly the same people talking, and I want the Discord to be more than just an inner circle if that makes sense.
Anyway, not really trying to compete as much as I'm just making it known. I won't tell the other Discords that they're wrong and need to migrate to ours, just letting people know we've already got one.
>>153013995
>picked it up at Otakon
>>153013995
Yes.
>>153014051
It's clearly Jason Alexander (in his sexual prime) wearing Tracer's clothesI'm just posting some less than stellar (To straight up awful) Tracer art now
>>153013987
>>153014123
Go to sleep children, ana has some business to take care of.
>>153014009
ster's the most genuine of the OW e-celeb scene and my favorite for that reason. Plus his videos are good
>>153013813
It's been a while he hasn't stream with her though. Also you can wonder how she looks now that you've seen seagull
>>153013995
>when you're buying pins with your weaboo sister and the qt girl selling them looks at you and smiles
>>153013995
yes
>>153013995
It makes me laugh, and reminds me of Pop Team Epic, so yeah.
>>153014253
she looks kinda cute although chubby
Anyone have that Zenyatta gotta go fast webm?
>>153014159
>shield breaks in one second
>die
>damage done: 300
>>153013696
Because you're using a cancer skin
how to play Reinhardt?
>>153013995
>mfw people DONT like the dorito gremlin memes
>>153014123
Go to sleep
>>153014334
>when you die and the rocket that was surely going to kill an enemy disappears into the void
I have so much pics of Tracy right now that I will make a subfolder for her. Thank you all, and don't stop dumping those cuties Lenas.
>inb4 you must be new here
>>153014162
the point is there is no official /owg/ discord
it was established during the beta
>>153012809
Dva is a tank
A tank being forced to hide from her own ult or die is retarded design
A tank with an ult that has to be 20m away from the objective behind cover to launch it safely is retarded design
This is akin to asking Zarya to be sucked in her own graviton surge she launches, since it "makes no sense that she already damages herself with grenades"
Junkrat and Tracer are Offensive/Defensive heroes, and they all have the tools to keep away from their own ults (high mobility of riptire, blink/recall)
>>153014250
Oh don't get me wrong I've been watching him since the tf2 days, just sayin is all
>>153013597
Well the only other explosive I can think of that doesn't do damage to themselves, is Junkrat's mine, but he needs that for mobility.
Tracer's ult charges very quickly and sticking is not obviously not difficult.
Junkrat has 10 entire seconds to do what he wants with his tire before it blows up (unless of course someone shoots it) and it has pretty damn good range for how small the actual tire is, and can wipe out a team.
D.va's ult typically scares away people around the nearest corner or lampost and their back within a second or so. Occasionally it'll get a kill on someone who's in a bad position, but the only time it ever gets, say 3 kills, is when the enemy team isn't paying any sort of attention to their surroundings.
Her one redeeming factor is getting her meka back for defence matrix, but other than that, her's is clearly the least useful
What's D.Va's favoriteironicmeme?
Wait shut up for a minute
Favorite Blizzard cinematic trailer so far?least favorite
>>153014081
I don't know what it is about that picture
But it makes me aroused
>is it the lip bite
>is it the maid out fit
>is it that her hair is slightly curled
>is it the slight shade of her skin
>is it the literal fuck me eyes
God dammit anon now I wanna fuck her too
>>153014347
>He rushes in without his teammates as a tank
Geez no wonder you're doing so poorly with him.I was mainly talking about junket in my original post btw, just peppered Winston in there cause it's true tho
>mfw 6%
>>153014441
>when you aim your crosshair at somebody, shoot, and then your bullet disappears into the void
McCree would be more bearable if I could say I have bad aim and strive to improve, but shit like that drives me nuts
>>153014491
>zarya now gets sucked into her own black holes
>if she gets sucked in with enemies, she starts wrestling them and strangles them to death with her thighs
>>153013995
I have good taste and prefer Reapfield
>>153014446
>>153013995
Absolutely. I like it more than the anime (Himouto Umaru-chan) itself. Here's to hoping Blizzard will treat us with a Dva animation next, with all the gremlin cues added. They are deffo listening.
>>153014451
>the point is there is no official /owg/ discord
Seems that way, when our Discord was made during open beta it was intended to be the official /owg/ Discord but it didn't end up that way. I wasn't admin at the time, my goal now is to just grow it and keep it active. The more people from /vg/ the better.
>>153011736
Okay.
>>153014701
>>153014647
Winston is literally le free kill ape in the hands of most players.
>>153014725
That'll be one more for the collection!
>>153014616
Recall is my favorite because it honestly feels like the opening scene of a movie or something
Least favorite is Hero because the voice acting was horse shit
>>153014616
Last Bastion
>>153007730
It's very simple
It's nanomacines
He breaks down into a cloud of them and his particles are made up of organics that need to be refreshed by consuming organic matter as replacement parts.
>enemy team has two symmetras
>my team keeps running in and dies
>I'm our only healer
>if I switch to winston to counter them we will probably lose because no healer
>if I don't we will lose anyways
Why does almost noone play support anyways? it isn't like Zenyatta, Ana or Lucio are unfun to play as and even Mercy can be enjoyable if your teammates care about you.
>>153014654
>still giving a shit about that endless shitty arg
>>153013180
here or there
>>153014740
I have one question and one question onlyWhat is the Discord policy on us poor console players?
>play dat boi
>never die
>4 gold metals
OH OH OH
>>153014427
Excellent. Thank you.
>>153014846
He's like a shaven cat, he looks so ridiculous without his fluff
Why does quick play still have no hero limit?
>>153014740
then just advertise is as a regular discord?
If people want to meet other anons they will join regardless if its /owg/ or not.
The fact it doesn't belong in the OP
>>153014616
Dragons is best
Hero was shit
>>153014846
He actually looks cute without the beard.Even cuter with it, tho.
>>153014940
>4 gold medals
>as lucio
You must be getting some garbage teams
>>153014846
There's no way Mercy would have fucked him if he didn't have his beard.
>>153014769
I wasn't advocating that he's OP, simply that he requires no skill. Same with Junkrat
>>153014964
That's the way the game was SUPPOSED to be played.
>>153014846
he's better withoutclothes
>>153014616
Alive
Dragons
>>153014616
Favourite - Dragons
Least favourite - The cinematic trailer (If it counts)
If not, then - The last bastion
>>153014940
>lucio most damage
You're lying
>most elims
knocking 5hp off the most people isn't anything to write home about.
>>153014907
THere's a hard to find drawfag on /k/ that I want to draw Tracer
>>153014129
>>153014934
You'll probably get bullied, I think we only have one console user in the Discord. No rule against it though.
>>153015001
It's not in the OP. I'm not sniping threads to put it in the OP. I try to advertise it in the threads occasionally, just like I did in this one. I still want to keep the Discord an /owg/ one, even if it isn't THE /owg/ one.
Not about to go put advertisements out on Reddit.
>>153014846
WHy is she so much hotter blue?
>>153015064
Nope, never.
If it was they wouldn't have introduced restrictions on healing and Lucio's auras
They knew better but didn't want to admit it, the game simply can't function with any level of stacking.
>>153014446
Tracer pits
>>153015059
That happens to me more than you'd think. Either it's shitty teammates or some people are just really good with Lucioor both
>>153015108
That looks cute
>>153012609
Which one is Gods?
>>153014861
He's just being sustained by the sheer darkness of puberty.
>>153014446
>>153011209
I think Sombra should be a horse.
>>153014934
Just use the Communities thing if you're on PS4.
Through that I have like a constant circle of people I always play with.
They're normies and it seems so much better than playing with someone from 4chan because they actually have a personality.
>>153015187
>>153015245
>Tracer x Widow
God I hate this so muchBut because It's got Tracer, I save them
Mei is FAT
F A T
FATTY FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FATTY FAT FAT
>>153015079
First widowmemer and now le epic dwarfman. What will be sexualized next?
>>153015248
Fat guy wearing white
>>153015352
Bastion.
>>153015319
Embrace it
>>153015327
Indeed. Would still fucc
>"My ultimate is ready!"
>Zarya: "My ultimate is ready!"
>"Understood"
>die
>"FIRE AT WILL!"
why must my luck always run out at the worst moments
>>153015319
It's not a great ship, but it's the only one she really gets and it follows the classic "turn rivals into lovers" formula.It'll be put to rest when the Valentine's 2017 comic comes out showing Tracer with her girlfriend.
>>153015248
Guy in the white shirt with the beanie
Literally 8:30 on a friday night and you are still up. Go to sleep.
>>153015412
Only if there's clear corruption
In other news, for how hilariously bad Widow looks in this one, Tracer looks fine
>>153012571
>Also, what cinematics do you wanna see next?
Mei.
I need to see her large titties animated by Blizzard.
>>153015424
>press tab
>teammate is dead
>have to do my best with my laser
>at least rein isn't here
>I hope my teammate isn't mad at me
>>153015210
If we think about the whole development time, adding a hero limit is a very late addition. And even that seemed to have stemmed from "boring" eSport matches. (And who cares about those? I mean, really.) So it's fair to say the idea always WAS that you could freely pick any hero you want.
I don't know why they decided to add the stupid limit. Even a two hero limit would be fine, but one hero limit makes everything very stale and boring.
>Ally mercy
>HEROES NEVAH DIE
>Rez almost entire team
>Enemy D.va
>NERF DIS
>Kills everyone who just revived
Why this shit allowed?
>>153015549
stacking is stale and boring
>>153015462
02:45 here
>>153015562
Why should it not be allowed?
-
You know, I saved this some time back, and I don't think this is even remotely related to Overwatch's Tracer
>>153015462
>Grammy Amari will never tuck you in and gove you aspecial treat
>>153015562
>NERF DIS
>OH, LET'S BREAK IT DOWN
>die anyways
Just how much damage does her ult deal?
>>153014846
Oh my god
>>153015462
It's 6:40, MOM
>>153015562
>Enemy Mercy
>Helden Sterben Nicht!
>rez 5 people
>drop down from perch
>DIE DIE DIE
>Quintuple kill!
>>153015549
Young Genji looks like a fuccboi here
>>153015562
;)
https://clyp.it/nimsdgn4?token=faffe713033b19e5bf7abd37db432ec7
>>153015703
1000 dps 1 sec, iirc
>>153015549
The hero limit was added because stacking destroyed competitive early on. Double 76 made life hell when he could take on snipers
what will happen at 6% /owg/?
>>153015319
Embrace the cute, anon
>>153015703
1000
>>153015479
You weren't kidding
>>153015549
Tell me how to counter 5 D.Vas and a Lucio
>>153015703
1000. So if Lucio ult hits at the exact time, only D. Va Winston and Roadhog can live through it
>>153015352
Too late
>>153012609
What explains the correlation between ugly and vidya?
>>153015424
>"My ultimate is ready."
>"Guys, we can wipe them, my ult is ready."
>"Is anybody else's ult ready?"
>just ult
>"Zarya, you should have waited 'till I had my ult."
This is worse than death.
>>153015634
Only in those stupid eSport matches, where everyone takes the same hero. But in reality people play differently. But now, with the limit, it's all about the "meta", so the teams never change. NEVER. Every fucking match in season one was the same lineup, over and over and over again. Stale and boring.
I don't get how sometimes I'll take damage from D.Va's ult, but it won't kill me. I'm usually something average like Soldier to boot
>>153015863
there really isnt one, it's just NA being NA
>>153015897
radius
>>153015837
reapers
>>153015694
>>153015712
>>153015646
Fine you can stay up but dont you come crying to me tommorrow when you sleep half the day away and cant shoot the broadside of reinhardts shield.
>>153015839
and reinhardt hahaha i made a simple mistake time to kill myself
>>153015897
Depends on the distance.
>>153015935
But it's not just NA, it applies to Asia too.
>barely audiable whisper
>KURAU
>Dragons out of nowhere
Instead of giving him a railgun that fires trees they should make it clear when he ults first.
>>153015718
Young Genji looks like a fuccboi in general
>>153015941
It just takes one defense matrix to stop you from doing damage. Doesn't work.
>>153015834
I save the bad and the good.
What's the edgiest name I can put on my account? I wanna main Reaper
>tfw when you've been stomped so many times in a row you just start playing hanzo
>tfw when the forces of 50% will never be quelled
Why bother trying if matchmaking already gave up?
>>153015874
>actually communicating with other people
>not turning off chat and relying on your skills
>>153016078
BloodyShadow
>>153015837
Multiple Zaryas.
The beam goes straight through the defence matrix.
>>153015549
Nope, they tried hero limits in testing
The reason it wasn't included by default is because it was "unfun" to not be able to play who you want because someone else clicked them before you.
>>153016032
>this little shield can stop more than one reaper
that's why i said reapers
This is way too cool a design to be used for a single frame in a short, hero when?
>>153015874
Press tab m8, it shows who on your team has ults ready
>>153016078
NineEleven
>>153016078
PunishedDevil15012
>>153016078
Reaper
>>153016078
Xx Death Gun xX
>>153016152
A couple of the characters that appeared in that segment made it into Ana's comic so the same will probably happen with her as well.
>>153016078
Hilterdidnowrong
>>153016152
Never
>>153016137
That's not really refuting my claim, you know.
>>153016078
theEqualizer
>>153016078
Coalsoul88
>>153016078
DeadF00L
>>153016130
Tried that also. Even if you somehow get enough charge to kill one or two D.vas the other 3 will delay until the second two come back and you can shield multiple self destructs usually. Additionally, they can just thrust their way behind their Lucio anytime they get below 200
>>153011707
>even the new comment in the source basically says "damn niggas chill".
what new comment?
When will Blizzard release the Overwatch soundtrack?
>>153016078
DeathComes
>>153016078
SasukeMadara1999
Damn, Seagull looks like THAT?
I get better teammates in solo queue than partying with 4chan, reddit, or discord.
QP MMR is real
>>153016078
XxpunishedxX
>>153016078
Columbine
>>153016276
Something they tried years ago in testing most definitely refutes your claim, retard.
Has anyone ever seen a Widowmaker on the object? whenever I watch one after I died, I only see them ten feet away from everyone else, even during overtime.
>>153016358
<!-- Bien hecho, ya tienen mi clave. Hackear este programa de televisión no tuvo chiste. Espérense a lo que sigue.-->
<!-- Parece que se están calentando un poco las cosas... tendré que pasar desapercibida mientras esto se finaliza. -->
Is 3.4k good? Just got my rank
>>153016078
DEATHCUMS
>>153016447
They tested it (assuming) and THEN dropped it. Thus the idea was always to freely choose.
>>153013995
>Blizzard's Mary Sue wunderkind gamer turned ace mech pilot
>over an endearingly bratty and retarded NEET
I also accept her as mindbroken bully bait for corrupted sex monster Tracer.
>Still can't post Audio webms on all boards
WHY? Same goes with the stupid filesize limit for webms
>>153016404
yea you are better off handpicking people to play with.
Most here are garbage or memers
>>153012809
The difference is that D.Va needs to survive, being a tank. Tracer and Junkrat are not based around trying to push a payload.
D.Va ult isn't even that hard to avoid. What I'm trying to say is git gud.
>>153016404
4chan: retarded waifufags/shippingfags and OOGA BOOGA posters
Reddit: 4chan but a bit less retarded, still retarded
Discord: 4chan: circlejerk edition
>>153016149
Even with multiple Reapers, they aren't enough to make a dent. Like I told the Zarya guy, they have the mobility to just run at 200 or below, and you can't chase because you'd be fighting the other D.Vas you can't damage while also dodging their ults. Try it in QP for a laugh.
>>153014404
first you lay the hammer down
then you lay down the pipe
>>153015079
>sexualizing the manlet
is such a thing even possible?
I FUCKING HATE D.VA
FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT BITCH
>>153016023
asians are generally unattractive, their pros are just average
>>153014846Torbjorn style beard in tf2 when
>>153010781
>>153016760
it totally is
*right clicks* did you press q? sorry.
>5.975 per fucking cent
>connection terminated
I just got got through an entire level without winning once.
Ask me anything.
>>153016856
>>153016918
>playing as Zarya
>melting a D.va with my left click
>figure "Hey, this D.va can't be retarded enough to keep her defense matrix up, I'm gonna ult"
>in a panic, puts up her defense matrix, eating my ult
>kill her anyway
You literally get rewarded for being a dumbass as D.va.
>>153016590
Someone please translate.
>>153016498
><!-- Parece que se están calentando un poco las cosas... tendré que pasar desapercibida mientras esto se finaliza. -->
"It seems that y'all have gotten too fired up. I will have to disappear while everything finalizes."
Is that a good translation?
>>153016972
Fucking how
>>153016972
Did you by any chance have problems with hit detection? When I get struck by Forced 50, I also seem to have hit detection problems
>>153016078
DylanRoof2004
I converted to Buddhism because of Zenyatta. But the upcoming patch will nerf his discord. Should I renounce Buddhism now?
>>153016907
Angela plsIs there any Mercy x Torb porn out htere, or is this all gayshit?
>>153016972
That's only like six matches. Big deal.
>>153016972
You're lagging
>>153017103
"It seems that things are getting heated up. I will have to lay low while this ends" would be more correct.
Cutest and best pairing
Sometimes Lena, sometimes pizza.
>>153017232I know the doubts that plague you
Winston is too fucking funny
Thoughts on Mei on PTR? Is she finally viable? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iu9EA_iJ8A
>>153017275
>se están calentando un poco las cosas
that seems like very strange grammar to me, I didn't quite know what to make of it
I usually see the subject "las cosas" after the verb, is this even correct spanish?
>>153016918
>Did you press q?
Yes, and now I LMB you to death because I'm playing Genji
>>153017049
>"This Zarya is walking straight at my whole team after zapping the shit out of me i wonder if she's gonna ult"
>5.9839%
>>153017294
I want to eat Tracer's pizza
>>153017232
his discord is still a fucking death sentence for whoever it lands on
literally spam E for free assists: the hero
Winston doesn't need a buff but I hope he gets one
As a console player, anytime I see a widow on my team I leave immediatley
>>153017464
>I SWORE THAT MY RIFLE WAS A TOOL OF JUSTICE, NOT USED IN ANGER. BUT NOW, I'M NOT SO SURE... AND BESIDES... THIS ISN'T MY RIFLE
>>153017507
Be nice if his shield got buffed abit, maybe a shorter cd.
>>153016152
blue (or purple?) eyes on dark skin just look fucking weird m8
>>153017267
22k xp in 6 matches???
These weren't all first wins of the day. This was all in one session.
>>153015887
that's because of bad hero balance, not because of 1 hero limit
>>153017507
Why do you have to (or get to) aim with Winston's jump, but Pharah just boosts upwards? She should have some control too.
>>153017457
>walking directly towards the enemy team to ult as zarya
Literally nobody does this, and nobody thinks that either because you can mindlessly spam right click as D.va
>controlling d.va with anything but this
>>153016856
I often dream about being an Overwatch, killing all of Mercy's team, then finding her alone, cowering in fear, crying and begging me not to hurt her.
>>153017757
>Not using flight sticks like she does for MEKA
>5.9915%
so close boys
>>153017757
I'm controlling her with this
>>153017049
>Zarya poster complains about D.Va eating her ult
>Doesn't shoo her off and make her turn away for a split second, or even better, blow her up out of MEKA
Who's the dumbass now? El oh el gee gee ;)
>>153017294
cute
Cute
CUTE
C U T E
U
T
E
>>153017407
las cosas means "the things"
>>153017669
Well how many matches does it take you? 22000 / 3000 is 7,4. With 3500 it's 6,2. And so on.
>Play Ana
>Throw piss jar that for some reason heals me/damages enemies
>ok
>Genji smacks it with his sword back at me
>Now it damages me
I am missing the logic here
>>153017294
I don't know what Legendary skin to buy. I want them all. I did buy Mei's Snow Plum skin and Tracer's Posh skin because their legendaries suck.
I'm also scared that I'll spend all that gold and get it in the next box.
>>153017892
I know what it means, the order in which it was put in the sentence was what was weird, I'm asking if the sentence order was correct grammar
>>153017850
Why would a D.va turn away when you can mindlessly mash your right-click? D.va is retard bait
i bet blizzard keeps track of how often amomentincrime is accessed and reloaded and laughing their asses of
>>153017890
This is so fucking dumb
>kill mercy
>kill mercys team
>mercy respawns and jumps on the dead team
>5 man rez
>does this twice
I CANT STOP HER
WHAT IS THIS SHITTTT
>5.9953%
>>153017919
When Genji deflects a projectile, the game is told to make it an enemy projectile so it hurts you
>>153017919
>Genji
>logic
He's anime: the character.
>>153011209
>ult
All members of the enemy team get their HUD removed for 20-30 seconds.
i was told there were basedstralian posters here
>Watching a stream of "pro play"
>Interview at the end involves a conversation about how he's underage and he has to ask his mom if he can go
>>153017951
Save up for new emotes
>>153018032
Not the coding, I mean whatever hamfisted lore supports this
>>153018003
>she ressurects from under the final point in Gibraltar
>>153018052
yeah, the Australians are the ones in charge of uploading updates to amomentincrime.com
I've been using my CSGO sens converted to OW, but it's super super low because of how slow that game is. CSGO you generally know where the enemy is going to come from, and position yourself so that when they come around the corner your crosshair is already on their head.
With Overwatch you move a lot more while shooting, characters will teleport behind you, fly into the air, move at very hihg speeds, etc. I play a lot of Tracer too.
I find my sensitivity to be alright a lot of the time, but when somebody gets in my face I am often not able to keep track of them.
Should I try raising my sensitivity bit by bit, or rough it out and practice more at the sens I'm used to.
>>153017959
It's correct, yeah.
At least in my country it's correct. "Las cosas se están calentando" is also correct.
>Ok, the enemy team has had their fun, but playtime is over
>switches to Zarya
>>153018052
I'm not Australian, but I've read a post by an Aussie once
>>153017294
I want Lena to serve me food and tidy up after me.
I bet Mei has a puffy vagina.
Shinymaker
>Seek transit Gloria
What did he mean by this?
>>153017050
>Can't die gamer who is also good at fighting
>Gremlin Dva
Porn
>>153018169
i just raised mine by a slight margin, not enough to make it worse but enough to feel the same and work with OW
>>153017910
3000 per match? These aren't long ass KoTH matches. These are one sided stomps.at the very best it's 2500 usually it rolls in at around 1500-2000 though.
>>153018192
>time to get my reaper out
>>153018094
You can be harmed by your guns own bullets and if they get reflected, of course its going to hurt, its something you threw out that could harm you and its sent back to you
>>153018169
You should raise your sensitivity a bit. I was having the exact same problem (I couldn't track enemies because of how fast they moved), so I raised my sensitivity and my aim is now much better
6% !!!
Just 2 more months to go boys!
>6.0029
>>153018169
What's your sens and DPI?
>>153018276
Yes but the piss heals or damages depending on who it hits so it gets kind of fucky.
6 PERCENT, LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR 6 PERCENT
>>153018052
Reporting in
>I shouldnt be surprised you took HIS side.
You know if Reyes was aware of an inappropriate work relationship going on between Ana and Jack, all he had to do was catch them in the act and then just snitch to the UN. He would of gotten his job back in a heart beat.
>6.0029%
wake me the fuck up
>>153018273
>enemy team has an overconfident Reaper
>>153018389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H2uEejIWWg
>>153018134
>Temple of Anubis Attack
>wipe out the entire team and start capping B
>Mercy respawns before the rest of her team
>walks out and to the corner before the point
>HEROES NEVER DIE
>5 fucking man rez
>Ults for days
>team kill
>lose
>she gets potg for literally staring at a wall and pressing Q
Those were dark days. Lucio/Zen is a better meta.
As a roadhog main I make it my personal duty to hook and kill all floating robot scum.
>>153016078
NaturalSelector
>>153017973
Gee, why would a D.va turn away and run from a Zarya shoving a red hot thick laser that ignores D.Va's right click
Can't believe people are this stupid to try to 2nd guess a D.Va and just launch graviton surge at her team without hoping she flicks her matrix on. Are mentally challenged Zarya players this common?
are they STILL fucking manually updating that stupid website? how many interns do they have dedicated to this shit?
>>153018470
Kill McRees abd Lucios more
>>153018427
where is that gif from?
>>153018389
I like this meme of yours anon
Tracer is cute. Cute! CUTE!
>>153018270
Hmm, that's interesting... I thought QP matches would give MORE XP since they are shorter. (And thus give more medals.) But when I was playing ranked, I kept a chart of my winnings. It was 6-7 matches to gain a level, with about 2 hours of playtime. Matches took 20 minutes on average.
This is a Tracy thread now!
Rev up those cute Lenas!
>6.0029%
>Terminando conexión...
Fucking hell. . .
>>153018457
>lucio/zen is a better meta
>not being able to kill everyone twice
I hate this fucking cancer meta
>>153018546
cakes of cakes. a tumblr page
>>153018502
>Gee, why would a D.va turn away and run from a Zarya shoving a red hot thick laser that ignores D.Va's right click
I was complaining about expecting a D.va to do that, but not doing that because they're retarded. Are illiterate D.va players this common? I shouldn't be surprised. That right-click is literal retard bait
>>153018192
>enemy team is all low max health for fun comp
>They gain a footing
>Streetpig is along for the trip
>>153018502
no, dude is just doing damage control
he realizes in his original post that it was a dumb move
help im gonna hope the enemy team doesn't do something
>oh shit they did
see also:
help i play pharah i'm gonna hope i'll roll out and find no counters
>oh shit counters
>6%
WE CLOSE NOW
>me unga
>team bunga
>>153018526
enough to the point they update it by the fucking thousandths
>>153018169
I actually lowered mine from csgo, I raised the dpi and adjusted sens accordingly though. Just more your arm like a spaz, thats what I do
>>153018052
reporting for duty
>updates 0.005% every 5 minutes
assuming that they don't freeze the counter, again, that means that it's about 18,800 5-minute increments until we hit 100%. Which is about 65 days
>>153018229
I'm sure it's pretty ice.
>>153018554
I like it when you can see her freckles moreHHHHNNNNGGGG
>>153018589
Does zerosuit Dva get to sit, or is it just in her mech?
So Sombra has a thing for 23? When would the website reach 23%?
>>153018797
If it's a 2-month long countdown, I'd rather they just not tell us when she's coming. ARGs are for autists, anyway.
>>153018702
>Circle-jerking
>also being illiterate
Please guys. I knew D.va was retard bait but I didn't realise how dumb some of you actually were.
>>153018362
800 DPI,3.83in-game sens.
>>153018267
>>153018304
I'll raise it a little bit, see how it effects my aim in the practice range. Maybe do like 10% increases.
>>153018797
It's actually every 3 minutes so its gonna be 40 days ;)
Unless Blizzard goes full meme and the countdown ends at 23%
>>153018849
Zero suit only has one emote.
>>153018849
I think she just has the dedicated heartbreaker emote out of meka
>>153018710
>her omnic hacking powers can't saver her from 3rd world isps
FUCKING MEXICAN INTERNET REEEEEEEEEEE
>>153018797
someone with autism keep checking on it and time it between updates
Need some god damn patch notes for these updates to PTR
>>153018856
on tuesday when blizz usually patches
>>153018879
Try 5-6, maybe 6.5
>>153018879
>800 DPI
Jesus tap dancing christ man, I'd rather not miss a week trying to click from one side of the screen to the other.
>>153018879
>3.83 in-game sens
What the fuck
>>153018874
neat post
>>153018901
>>153018905
What a pity. It shouldn't that big of a task to add some for her. (Not to mention the dance she makes takes forever, so it's really risky to emote it, unless you just got a teamkill.)
>>153018935
the overwatch subreddit's alread doing it, and I think that someone made an automatic tracker as well
>>153018952
>wut updates
>>153018997
theres a correlation between lows sens and skill look it up mang jus sayin
>>153018997
800dpi aint that low, what's your dpi?
Healing a distant teammate as Ana before Mercy can fly towards them and making them near useless the entire game is my favorite.
>>153018997
i usually run at 4k DPI with sensitivity at 12
>>153018879
>800 DPI
>3.83 sens
woa man i would not want to be next to you while you play you might smack me on the gabber trying to turn 20 degrees
>>153019123
>draw a Mercy
>color her hair white and give her a tan
>call it an Ana
>>153019079
bad players from bad games that don't have to worry about quick reflexes
yeah that's ok champ, some of us have been playing video games for a while now
got mouse control on lockdown
>>153018570
Lena acrafty
what kinda music y'all listen to while playing?
>looking for additional voice lines added by legendary skins
>learn that Nevermore/Plague Doctor have the sound of crows for teleporting
>have Plague Doctor
>have never noticed this
So, /owg/, is this bullshit? The post I read was 2 months ago
>>153019079
800 DPI is literally one side of the mousepad to the other to go across screen. It might be good for sick csgo strats brah, but I would shoot myself if my cursor crawled like that
>>153011587
I think something like this is more likely. Nothing about Sombra suggests assassin and poison. Stealth, misdirection,, and technology are her motifs. I hope she's like a female mexican Omnic that's dolled up like a Calavera.
>>153019223
b-but sensitivity
post yfw there are retarded Zarya shitters in this thread RIGHT NOW who can't deal with her most favorable matchup eating her ults all the time
>>153019189
agoraphobic nosebleed and pig destroyer
>>153019189
None. I listen to audio cues in the game because I like to win and be a team player.
>>153019189
Nothing because i actually play the game properly and listen to sound cues
>>153019106
Currently 2050, with a sensitivity of 30.
>>153019278
like this?
Also, IMO all this reveal just to make her the custom MvM announcer would be lame as fuck. There's no reason to even do that, you can have the normal announcer fill that role just fine
>>153019223
u are a scrublord -_-
Is it me, or is the counting going faster?
>>153019189
the sound of my soul crying while i spend my youth playing videogames instead of meeting girls and living my life
>>153019308
>Pig Destroyer
My fucking nigga
Anyone have any webm's of Sodiepop's Grimreality caught cheating?
>>153019302
>passive aggressive shitposting
Keep playing your retard-bait class, my friend. For every zarya ult you eat, I will shit fury on you 10 times as much
>>153019369
How's you aim with that?
>>153019318
>>153019358
You know you can set your music low and your game volume high right?I only listen in QP
>play with friends earlier today
>shitstomp other teams
>5 game in streak
>all levels between 60-70 on our team
>same for other team
>we stop
>come back after a few hours
>fighting entire team of double star faggots.
>every game
>get shit fucking pushed in 6 games in a row.
Yeah forced 50 isn't real.
I mad
>>153019302
yeah ok nerd, that was like 10 pages ago
>>153019189
Right now it's tatsuro yamashita
>>153019318
>>153019358
>not being good enough to win shitty qp games without sound
>>153019369
LMAO git gud
>Opening loot boxes stopped being fun a month ago
>Barely any new items
>They were limited edition
Can someone please post the Ana nanoboosts Mercy cute comic?
>>153019382
1337 burn bro
>>153019427
Just fine, I can't widow to save my life, but I've been shit with snipers since I was shitting in diapers.
What's more embarrasing?
Losing in a 6v5 ?
or a 6 man premade losing against randoms?
Changing dpi in the middle of battle to snipe is an actual strategy or just a hardcore gamer meme?
>>153019539
bad goy!
increase your chances next time by buying a bundle!
>>153019581
Everyone in that chat needs to kill themselves
>>153019442
Still music is very distracting for me and you might think "nah im used to it' or "i can handle it" or something but its proven that it decreases performance
>>153019610
Could just change specific hero sens if you want to try that
>>153018075
what?! WHO
>>153019189
None because I'm too focused on playing the game and never put on music
>>153019723
Some guy named Grim-something on Sodipop
dead game...?
XD
>>153018554
>ywn feel her gag slightly as you push your cock deep into her throat
>ywn look into her eyes as you empty your balls down her throat
reminder that blizzard are hacks
>>153019814
>virgin pussy beta cuck fag
That's a lot of buzzwords
>>153019814
>That memelist insult
>>153019162
>>153019003
I have a very large mousepad, but the size of my mousepad went into the calculations for finding my sensitivity. I can do a 180 without sliding off of it and still have some slack room.
>>153019564
>Currently 2050, with a sensitivity of 30.
Nah your aim is shit I bet you are sub 60 or dont play hitscan
>>153018570
>tfw no Tracer maid to molest as she cleans your house
>>153019814
>draven
Is that Tyler1?
what's the best hero to nanoboost when there isn't a Genji with dragonblade at the ready?
>>153020136
REINHARDT
>I get to main Reinhardt because no one ever asks me to switch off it
lol its really like im playing LoL xD
>>153020136
Rein
>>153019223
>800 DPI is literally one side of the mousepad to the other to go across screen
What? Mousepads don't come in a stock size. One side of my screen to the other at 800 dpi is about 1/4 of my mousepad.
>>153020136
Rein or Streetpig
>>153020136
mercy
>the first person to get mad is playing as Mercy
>>153019909
That character was the most forced piece of shit possible. Everyone complains about the ending but this was honestly one of the worst things. Just what were they thinking? No one was going to top Saren but they weren't even trying.
PREPARE FOR A SHITTY CHARACTER IDEA
>Name
El Jefe(I'm abysmal with names, please do better)
>Class
Tank, 400 HP(200 Armor, has ballistic vest on)
>Primary fire
Punches, 75 damage, faster/less ranged than rein
>Alt fire
Dropkick, 50 damage, stun state
>Ability
Fighting spirit. 3 charge ability, with each charge granting more damage and mobility(1 charge does 1.2x boost to each, 2 charge 1.3x, 3 charge 1.5x) Lasts only 5 seconds, but charges can be delayed for a total of 10 seconds(5s at 1.2x, 2.5s at 1.3x, 2.5 at 1.5x). 10 second cooldown for 1 charge, 12 for 2, 15 for 3, and 5 seconds of cooldown leave the player dealing 1.5x reduced damage and 1.3x less damage resistance(equivalent to discord orb)
>Ability 2
Focus. Grants user 2x damage resistance at the cost of mobility and the ability to attack for 5 seconds. 10 second cooldown
>Ultimate
Tequila Sunrise. Given an extra 400 armor and 1.5x mobility, and Alternate attack now does 150 damage suplexes that stun enemies. lasts 8 seconds
>Skins
He would have a masked suit legendary, yes.
>>153016078
D A M A G E D
>>153020136
Rein or Tactical Visor.
>>153020313
lol XDD le ebic mexican LUCHADOR! :))
>>153020256
the same ana nanoboosted me TWICE in the same game and tried to imply it was my faultI didn't manage to kill anyone
>>153020461
edit: thanks for the gold!
>>153020136
Reaper, he already shits out a lot of damage and has a decent amount of health.
>>153020313
>El Jefe
No, I like it.
>>153020313
>it's not a Bogan loli junker called Trash Bandicoot
What's the point?
>>153020461
Fuck you, Lucha Libre is awesome. Just like Puroseu and the American independent scene
>>153020575
Most of the names that came to mind were just popular Luchadores, chief among themLa Sombra
>>153020664
But I left that specifically for you to create!
>you will never eat a baguette and drink wine on a rooftop in the rain with widowmaker
we truly exist only to suffer
>>153020136
Reinhardt, he now has a dragon blade ult
Reaper is good too if they land their shots but that's not always up to them
>Get ulted as Reaper
FUCK YES
>Start flying across the map because of one junkrat charge
FUCKING STUPID
How the fuck do you plan a good attack lineup/strat on Eichenwalde? It feels like defense has such a huge advantage the entire way and the spawns are so close for them.
>>153020664
>there's still no loli hero
In the PTR, do you also get comp points for ranking up?
>>153020313
Here's a challenge for you, how would you make Doomfist unique with a character like this in the game?
>>153020912
I would assume so. But they are all for nothing, because they'll just be wiped away.
>>153020923
Considering Doomfist would be similar to hammer torb and reinhardt anyway(in terms of primary attacks) make the major differences in his abilities. Also, give him a rocket punch
>>153020909
>kids
>in a shooter
never ever
>>153012847
He kinda looks like little finger from GoT
>>153020895
For the entire outside section they only have a huge advantage at the first chokepoint but there's a lot of flanking and healthpack routes for you to take afterwards.
>>153020895
It's meant to favor defenders to answer the issues people had with defense on maps.
Yep, that's right. They made an entire map to try and address their problems with defenders instead of just copying TF2 the rest of the way and have defenders actually spawn near the objective like they're supposed to.
>>153021013
I mean more in that if you win you get 10, but then you rank up to i don't know.. 2252 from 2250. would those rank ups get you additional comp points? I mean, they should for the first time you hit that level, but no subsequent times so you can't just cheese it
>>153021086
not asking for children
just lolis
>>153021035
Doomfist will have no ranged abilities.
Instead he will deal massive life ending damage with his melee attacks. He will move at standard speed....until damaged, as he takes damage his speed increases.
>be Reys
>going civil war hard as fuck on my main man Jack Morrison
>slip on Jacks blood cus its everywhere
>Zieglar is making a concoction for the perfect little girls just below us
>become chemical X
>>153021157
Well, it' still the same "highest rank gets your season's end points". Plus ties apparently give a couple of points too.
>>153021258
>Doomfist will have no ranged abilities
Not giving a character like that a Rocket Punch is a missed opportunity.
>>153021258
That sounds amazing
>>153021086
>dubiously legal DFC with childlike mannerisms
I can dream.
>>153021258
>1hp berzerker
I want it
>>153016846
>>153020792
>Lucha Libre is awesome
Yeah, sure, if you're 15.
>>153021258
Holy shit that's awesome I can hear the bitching now
>don't shoot the doomfist
>SHOOT HIM HE'S GONNA KILL US IN THE GROUP
>don't shoot him!
>SHOOT HIM
>omfg you shot him
>YOU KILLED ME BY NOT SHOOTING HIM WE COULD HAVE KILLED HIM
It's already beautiful
>>153019308
do you main reaper?
>>153021258
>A hero that gains speed
>Then Ana boosted
>1 shot everything and 2fast2hit lmao
The salt would be incredible
>>153020815
>>153021626
On one hand, 0/10
On the other, you seem to know 15 year olds with access to AAA or CMLL
>>153021643
>Gets hit with a Pharah rocket
>Gets amped up same time and zooms at you
>You close your eyes and accept deathOr you fuck up and shoot him one last time and the speed boost carries him to the rest of your team and he kills them all
I think my aim is already improving after just an hour of 800 DPI, 12 sensitivity. Gonna try going even lower with the sensitivity one tick at a time until I'm sub-ten and comfortable I think.
>>153021258
>on-release equalizer
H-HE'S FAST
>>153020815
>i will never cuddle with widowmaker and give her the feeling of warmth that was stolen from her
why
Dates for season 2 yet?
>>153019581
Losing as a 6 man premade in quickplay. Nigger, you deserve it for trying to have fun
>>153020289
>kill Widowmaker
>he never moved or even unscoped
>"I dodged that but okay whatever"
>leaves
h-how do i lower my dpi?i have a mx518
>>153021809
>cuddle with widow at night
>shes really fucking cold
>for once you dont die from overheating when you are with a woman
she might actually be perfect but the sex would be CHILLY
>>153021697
>>153021258
>1 hp nano boost lucio speed boosted Doomfist
>>153021258
LITERALLY PERFECT
DO THIS BLIZZARD
>He wipes the team
>EVERYONE GO PHARAH HE CAN'T PUNCH THE SKY
>>153021976
that's a rare mike
>>153021947
>cuddle her so you stay cool at night and she stays warm
I want it.
>>153021947
just like my ex
>>153021976
>VERY fast Talon running at incredible hihg speed
>>153021947
>for oncewell i never did
I love the game but I'm starting to really hate the fanbase because of faggots like OP (dae le tumblr fat at every size XDD)
what do?
>>153021976
I can see the 1hp POTG sextuple kill vids now
>None of you noobs could shoot him once
>You didn't either
>I'm fucking mercy fuck you
>We needed a pharah and mei
>>153018885
Is the time to get to 23% this or next tuesday (6th sept) ? Otherwise i doubt they will go for memes.
>>153021976
>Zarya bubble on him
>People would still complain Zarya is more OP after everything Doomfist would do
>Blizzard reacts with a Mcree overbuff and a Hanzo nerf
Is there a way to make the PTR update with your current unlocks / gold?
zenyatta's eyes aren't those cute slits but his glowing dots
how do you feel about this?
>>153021864
Just happened to me on the winning end. Though we were toast, they held off the first point on Hollywood for a tiny bit, but just because they stayed grouped up and blew their ultimates a couple times. Were ez pz after that. They weren't bad either, but expected a harder match.
>>153020313
Honestly just please. I'd love a wrestler. Double so Mil Muertes.
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Pro Geni? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Harmony orb'd Pro Geji. I’m not talking about speed boosted sound barriered Pro Genji either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Nanoboosted with the aimbot and full ult charge (with the zarya bubbles and being capable of both unlimited swift strike resets and quadruple jump), equipped with a harmony orb perfect trascendence control of the nanoboost and discorded rank 20s, with "RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE and a pocket mercy.
>>153020909
D.va doesn't count?
>play qp
>no healer
>no tank
How am I even supposed to "have fun" when I only get ooga booga matches?
>>153020313
DUDE LUCHADORS LMAO
>>153022328
>19
>loli
kys
We need a character based around throwing people and knockbacks. You could knock out three birds with a single character stone by making DOOMFIST a melee hero that throws people off points.
I don't know how you could make a grab and throw character not extremely broken with all the open pits in the map though.
>>153021809
>>153022385
No, you should kill yourself if you don't even know what makes a loli. Has nothing to do with age, it's all appearance. Dumbass.
>>153016846
>>153021605
>>153022336
>me unga
>team bunga
>>153021805
I remember that shit, it was fun as hell and hilarious. I'm all for Doomfist if he's like that
>>153022105
I'll sum up the experience for you anon
>if you aren't comfortable in your position you took you are fucked because you will piss her off if you move around alot
>both your sleep is dependent on you both not moving much
>man has not evolved yet to deal with the oven that is a womans body surrounded in a blanket cuddling up to your chest
>she might start dry humping you while you are asleep and its really annoying because when she wakes up she doesn't actually want to fuck
>>153022275
Feeling pretty canonlook at the Some Like It Bot movie poster on Hollywood
>>153015808
>Blizzard is aware of the fucking retarded slow countdown and everybody is pissed because it is literally giving a number to how little the ARG even matters/mattered, and proof that it was started far too early
>their solution is to just add decimals so we get a more precise FUCK YOU, YOU CAN WAIT estimate
>>153022458
why isn't she real
this is literally not fair
>>153022270
I think it'll update when a new patch is out on the non-ptr servers.
>>153022326
several d.va's self destructing
>>153022385
>implying a loli is ever not 30000000 years old but in a childs body
Otherwise it would be pedophilia anon.
>>153022476
>loli
>has nothing to do with age
>a term directly referring to a lolita complex
>has nothing to do with age
>lolita complex
>which is AN ATTRACTION TO PRE-PUBESCENT GIRLS
Seriously, kill yourself.
>>153022549
DONT
>>153022549
DON'T DO IT REAPFIELD
>>153022326
Just ran into one today, though he was like triple everyone else's level in the match.
Couldn't even land a single bullet on him as soldier. Just deflecting every time I saw him before he eugene okay okay's the entire team.
>>153022336
>play qp match
>4 defenders, no healer, no tank, 1 genji
>must now choose between healing or tanking
>choose Rein
>enemy team rolls over us, I get gold for obj time, but elims, and silver in damage
>mention to my team we need a healer several times, or to group up and kill their healers
>no responses
>at the end of the match, complain that we had no healer one last time, and mention my medals because yeah, I was frustrated
>everyone tells me a i should have just healed if I wanted healing so bad
I don't even know what to think or say. Just take me, death, it's how all my competitive matches tended to go as well...
>>153022549
Fucking do it
>>153020885
>>153022640
loli as a term stems from that, but what you are saying is that a bookish person is a person that has a bunch of words and is made of paper.
loli = body type
lolita complex =/= loli
>>153022336
>people paid 40$ buckaroos so they could play a poor's man TF2 pub instead of playing the superior and *FREE* pub gameplay.
>>153022476
that's lolita fashion, dickfuck, and that's an aesthetic. This is about lolicon.
"Lolicon [...] also romanised as lolikon or rorikon, is Japanese discourse or media focusing on the attraction to young or prepubescent girls."
Fucking idiot
>>153022550
SHE ISN'T REAL ;_;
I CAN'T MAKE HER REAL ;_;
>>153013553
>overrated anime
>haruhi
just wait, season 3 will prove you wrong. haha.
>>153022476
>muh literal drawn cp isn't cp because the lore says she has 500000 years
>>153022690
Sounds like a clusterfuck but a healer is definitely more valuable than a tank.
>>153022640
Just accept you're a dumbass who doesn't know shit about anime
>>153022872
>literal drawn cp
That's not how it fucking works you dumbass
>>153022856
if i kill myself will i meet her in the afterlife?
this existence is worthless anyways
>>153022808
Whatever you gotta tell yourself, buddy
Now fuck off to /c/ with your mental gymnastics
>>153022856
>>153022940
REAAAAAAAAPPAAPFIEEELD
>>153022940
>>153022950
you won't, you have to do what I do. live on so she can live on in your head
if you're dead you can't think and love her, so you have to stay alive so you can
>>153022940
>>153022690
>playing qp
>we have a zen, McCree, Reinhardt, Lucio, and a Reaper
>I choose Zarya
>this party of five gets an anal fissure over it, tells me to switch
>eh, fine, I switch to D.va
>the Reinhardt switches to Zarya instantly and says "thanks for the switch man, I didn't want to be main tank"
>>153022959
I don't even care, man, I like musclegirls, BE, and giant chicks, loli is the last thing on my mind. I'm just letting you know that you clearly don't know what the fuck you are talking about.
>>153022856
One day science will get god enough for her to be real.
Should I cave and buy Carbon Fiber Genji or continue this hopeless wait for Bedouin
>>153023185
>tfw muscle girls are on the rise in real life
>the education on fitness has boosted massively in the last 50 years
>more qt muscle girls to come
what a time to be alive anon
>>153022372
Honestly, it would be for you, since Reddit does NOT like non WWE wrasslin'. For future reference, /wooo/ is where you should try to redirect me.
I love moralfags
>N-NO IT'S ALL APPEARANCE, NOT AGE
>15 year old character that looks 25 appears
>N-NO IT'S ALL AGE NOT APPEARANCE
okay dudes
ALMOST 6.1!!!!
>>153023276
none will ever even give you the time of the day
>>153022959
>Now fuck off to /c/ with your mental gymnastics
>>153023247
Bedouin
It's really not that bad to wait, especially once you start seeing more duplicates the higher level you get
>>153023276
Hell yes, my brother.
and on a similar note
>giant women being more and more prominent in games after Dark Souls and Kid Icarus Uprising made them cool again
>giantess/macrophilia now known in the public like feetstuff or other weird kinks
>new Antman will have Wasp in it
>Disney making cute giantlolimovie
The world is finally waking up to what is best in life...
>>153023421
They only like musclemen desu. which is sad af
>>153023421
Well no shit anon do you think im chasing models, rich business women, and middle eastern royalty as well?
tracer FEETS
>>153023412
Fucking let it go, you have no idea what you're talking about. When someone is looking for loli, it doesn't matter what age is being claimed they just want it to look like a 10 year old, Get your fucking head out of your ass.
>>153023602
you are such a bad kitty that is it i've had it with you i'm done you are getting punished
>>153023212
VR SFM's when
>>153023607
never
Has there been any decent Widowmaker cosplay? It needs ass to be decent
>shitters still instalocking ana on QP
I want comp to be back
>Get into match with no healer
>First time in ages rolling a healslut
>Match that is KOTH and opponents have one round up and are at 99% and it's contested
>Healslut goo all over the team
>We clean up the round
>Dominate the next one
I-is this the power of being a healslut? I sort of like it.
>>153023561
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
>>153023679
Soon
rule34hentai.net/image/160587
>>153023835
thats just cringy dude
>>153023835
This is what it looks like when you've lost an argument folks, resort to acting like a retard.
>>153023750
>cosplay
please don't
>>153023608
>>153023412
I think you're all missing the fucking point here holy fuck
The question is how the fuck is DVa a Loli in any way like this >>153022328 dumbshit suggest
She doesn't look like a loli so there goes appearance, and she's 19 so there goes age.
So at the end of it all, you're ALL fucking retarded, and I am too for replying to you chucklefucks.
>>153023785
>no dude she's actually good she has the highest HPS in the game
>>153023561
>tfw trying to convince my gf to come over and play with my tits
If she doesn't I'll just have to go fine some boys to carry me in ranked on PTR
>>153023750
>>153023712
why is she so perfect lads
i dont mind people instalocking tanks/support
>>153024145
>>153023185
>tfw gf is 6'1 with blue and purple hair and looks like an anime charachter
Feels good man. Don't know how I got so lucky
>outheal ana on our team with a soldier heal
>outheal mercy on our team with ana heals
HONESTLY HOW HARD IS IT TO PLAY SUPPORT
JUST FUCKING HEAL IDIOTS
>>153024184
because your standards are low and she meets them easily
>>153024145
LONDON
>>153024145
I'm glad you found a girl with a slob fetish to play with your disgusting man boobs, anon.
You won't find any boys to carry you here though, in game or real life.
>>153024304
http://vocaroo.com/i/s046RhZh65m5
>>153024285
>>tfw gf is 6'1
into
the
trash
you go with her
man I can't wait for season 2 to start
>game starts
>everyone locks their offense hero to show off their GOLDEN GUNS OH GOD, no tanks
>I play zenyatta
>we cap the point, everyone tries to spawn camp for SICK GOLD ELIMINATIONS
>we inevitably get rolled back when they get their ults
>gengu blames me in bizarre tacospeak when we lose
>>153024306
>>153024418
A HERO SHALL RISE
>>153024394
pls be in london
>>153024394
>look at me guys I'm a girl on the internet
Can we stop with the tranny vocaroos please
>>153024418
HABBENIG
>>153024394
General is abit dead to be attention whoring desu
>>153024575
>Scar
>>153024292
>outheal mercy on our team with ana heals
That's not unusual though.
Your HPS blows mercy away, even after her buff Ana will blow her away.
>>153024753
Too bad she requires more skill than mercy, and too bad most Ana players are fucking garbage
>>153024394
Pic related
>>153024575
>>153024701
>tfw used to like bobby before discovering how much of an sjw cuck he is
>>153024292
>outheal mercy as ana
You act like this is rare. Do you actually get that many terrible ana's ?
>>153024394
I can hear your diet.
>>153024394
B- tranny voice
>>153024953
Sorry I don't have a perfect feminine voice bruh. What do you expect from a gay?
>dodge forced 50 games before or right after match starts
>no punishment ever
>stay in actual fair / balanced games
>65% winrate
remember to not support forced 50 and dodge
>>153025051
>being gay somehow has an impact on the way your vocal chords genuinely sound
Are... you retarded?
>Pick X hero
>Someone in the team get booty bothered about it
And it's not even stuff like toblerone on attack or Symmetrakoth so what's the god damn problem?
All I want is to be able to play the content of a game i paid for, is that really too much to ask?
>>153025194
did she died?
>>153025178
>Are... you retarded?
Do you really have to ask this of a gay person?
>>153024394
How
did you
expect this to go for you
>>153024394
>All these replies complaining about attention whoring
>Give it exactly said attention y'all complaining about here, but you're just equally retarded as that anon.
I don't know what you people expect to accomplish here.
>tfw want to fuck a trap
>am disgusted at the thought
What do?
>>153025278
Yet you're using a device that was created by a gay guy...
We can agree that individual is rather stupid, but dont put everyone in the same basket
>>153025242
You say that, but the other people are trying to enjoy the content in the game they purchased too. What you're saying is the equivalent to inviting your friends over to play Monopoly, setting everything up, then shoving all of the mini houses up your ass in front of everyone present. Picking characters that compliment the map and other characters picked is part of the game.
>>153025242
Welcome to competitve gaming fag, take a ticket
>>153025242
Mad people that can't play comp
>>153025468
put a .45 into your skull
>>153025468
Not worth it, stick to 2d for traps
>>153025468
kill yourself for wanting to fuck a trap in the first place, face your homosexuality and grab a man's dick, not a fucking sissy's meat twig
>>153025468
Go to /d/ and discover yourself
>>153025468
Fuck a dude instead
>>153025468
Browse okcupid and look for transgrills
act interested in them and don't ever bring up them being trans
treat them like a normal person and don't be afraid to be seen with them
Its easy m8.
>>153025242
No, it's really not. I don't shit on people for picking stupid shitunless it's clearly not working for themand even then I only do it in comp
>>153025509
It's actually more like inviting your friends over to play monopoly and then you play monopoly while they scream about it.
when are these shitty ranking sites going to work properly and update my fucking profile
>>153025468
>fuck a boy (female) in thigh socks up the ass
>pretend it's a trap
>>153025664
Transfaggots are easy, that's not his problem.
He's disgusted with himself for wanting to fuck a mentally ill man who probably has aids.
>>153025242
it's honestly only acceptable to get mad at a team pick in competitive on live
since we're between seasons, tell that dipshit to get cancer
>yesterday. All this sombra shit going down
>oh man, maybe hop on see what's up
>boot up game
>BRRRRRRRRRR red screen
>suddenly multiple self restarts, files corrupted, networks out
> have to rebuild Fucking computer to find out what's wrong
>graphics card causing reboots, have to reinstall os
>hardly salvage the important files I needed
Damn, they are going all out with this hacker sombra shit
Seriously though fuck this I only have an apu to use now and can't get a decent replacement card for a bit. I just want to Fucking press q
>>153016078
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
>>153025686
>>153025686
New bread
>>153025468
Ive fucked a few hookers on business trips and its alright but nothing to write home about.
>anal is about the same outside of the prostate
>tits dont feel that good because always fake or extremely small
>the moaning is usually fake but when you get them to cum from anal the voices go deep because they dont care anymore
>bjs are the main appeal always good
>handjobs are ok
>receiving mostly feels like taking a HUGE shit when it doesn't hurt and you have to practice prostate play alot and consistently to get any pleasure out of it
its really not worth it especially with all the STI's in the homo community and for some reason the majority of hookeres are extremely masculine black men
>>153025768
Do you mean a boyish looking female? Tracer?
>>153025242
Give us some examples of this
>>153025936
>cram a rolled up sock down her knickers
>slip them down to only expose her butthole
>squint
CHEERS LOVE
>>153025768
>thigh socks up the ass
ANON NO
>>153026508
You ever get your gf to sit on top of you right next to your dick so when she jerks you off its like shes jerking off her own dick?
Thats pretty hot. I reccomend it.
>>153017890
kek
>>153021675
i main kill all enemy team