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Previous thread: >>152875612
Post the initials of your favorite /xivg/ poster
turns out it wasn't safe at all to post a new thread!
thread takeover
Post pictures of your real self and your in game character /xivg/!
>>152910601
lol every time
>>152910198
yep
I love my e-bf! We're getting engaged even though he's underage and I can't stick to one guy for half a year!
>>152910678
meria is the cutest xivg girl
>>152910740
thats sera
>i hate x so it's ok to shit on them for months because they decided to share private logs
>i love y so it's ok if they share private logs and make fun ot people
only grown men can be this entertaining
>>152910860
I already explained the difference
>>152910787
why is she 40% head
Hey Lance can you get a trip so I can filter you?
Thanks
>>152910860
>if someone rapes you and says to keep it a secret you're a scumbag for telling people about it
>>152910663
Cute
>>152909720
It's almost like I'm talking to a 15 years old girl
>>152909741
Being around bad people is a source of poison and is meant to be removed ASAP, maybe my choice of words wasn't the best at the moment but the message had to be said
No reason to tolerate it
>randomly login after not playing for months
>you have 5 days of play time remaining
Time to FUCK shit up senpais.
>>152910787
he said girl, op
>>152910860
The circumstance at the time justified the leak. Sera was shitposting about Meria, posting face suicide tumblr, harassing her social media, and posted that they were going to befriend them in-game then push them over the edge.
Lance, unfortunately, unknowingly, though still creepily, decided this was the best time to approach a girl like Jeffrey Dahmer, and her "orbiters" took the liberty of calling him out in the thread with her logs.
>>152910663
cute
>>152911119
I'm not going to post for a while, either way when I don't make it known that it's me people pretty much always like my posts
>>152910787
>that's sera
Huh?
Also threadly reminder that Lance Gravel is a lunatic.
xth for staredowns
>>152911457
Fuck you for shitting up this general. Get a fucking trip.
>>152911404
>fake suicide tumblr
if you mean meria's personal tumblr that's legit
>>152911523
Can you guys beat Guffy and Liora's staring contest record?
>>152911519
>lunatic
Open up a dictionary
>>152911573
It's already shit and I don't believe I'm making it any worse
Just tell your faggots to stop being faggots
>>152911312
You're a bad person.
>>152911457
Get a fucking trip you worthless trash.
If I could filter your fuckugly highlander from the game I would do so as well. It's physically revolting to be reminded of what a batshit you are every time I see you and your hipster glasses in game.
>>152910663
>stinky wearing clothes
???
>>152911697
>open up a dictionary
Open up a shotgun, put in a shell, and blow your face off.
>>152911716
t. gay retard
>>152911740
t. gay retard
Do you play a female character? I don't think what you say has any weight.
>>152911885
I wish I knew who you were you scum. Literally everyone in this general has dirt on himself in one way or another.
>>152910678
pls kys
>>152911894
>Do you play a female character? I don't think what you say has any weight.
No, so you just defeated your own argument by putting all of it's weight into one assumption.
>t. gay retard
It's almost like I'm talking to a 15 year old boy.
Are autists or drama autists worse.
So which Hard version of a dungeon are we due for in 3.4?
How long am I going to have to wait before we get Vault Hard?
>>152912065
Nah, it doesn't hold any more weight either way.
Never mind, it was not safe to make a new thread.
>>152912093
Drama autists. People need to learn to let it go.
Unfortunately people enjoy internet fights too much.
Cat
>>152911457
How to spot a Lance post. Press enter once. Spell correctly. Use punctuation. Pretend you're superior in the face of log evidence of how much of a cripplingly autistic retard you are. Make dramatic sentences. Act like you're a hard ass and not some fat nerd.
>>152912037
Tempted to tell you so you could flounder about and come up with nothing.
>literally everyone
Incorrect. Either you're stupid enough to do something fucked up in game or stupid enough to let slip details of your personal life.
I have done neither.
>>152912274
lance post
>>152912274
>Use punctuation
In the post you replied to his punctuation was actually incorrect.
>I'm not going to post for a while, either way
A semicolon instead of a comma is the appropriate punctuation in this particular instance.
>>152912065
>15 years old
>said by people that keep dragging old, pointless drama on and on and on
dude please
>>152912503
>dragging old, pointless drama on and on and on
You forget where you are?
>>152910787
i said girl, not trans/male
>Get Summon 2
>It's the same as Summon 1, just with a different color scheme
Well that sucks.
>>152912291
Good on you cunt, either way everyones claims that I'm this and that are unfounded. Everyone posting in this general is 100% more sociopathic and insane than I am. None of you even try to understand anything.
You synthesize a gryphonskin choker .
Highlanders
Can I get more than one set of brand new gear for different classes?
>>152912801
put it on my dick
>>152912771
>everyone posting in this general is 100% more sociopathic and insane than I am
Why do you continuously try to pass off wild speculation as fact?
You asspull some statistic or assumption and just type it up as if saying it here makes it true.
It doesn't.
>>152912824
Highlanders
>>152912771
>I'm not the crazy one, everyone else is
>>152912824
>best Highlander posting
Now we just need some toes.
>>152912719
summoner is one of the most underwhelming classes in the game
it's not bad, but it's really pretty dull in both depth and appearance
>>152912801who is it for
>>152912719
You stop using carbuncles entirely at 30, they're just placeholders until you get fairies and primal-egis.
Ha, you mean you guys don't ask girls you don't know to drop all their friends and don't speak to anyone about what you say to them so you can free them from their torments? Ha, hahaha, fucking losers.
>got Cape Westwind after Final Steps clusterfuck
Dreams DO come true.
>>152912093
The latter. Your average everyday autism, while annoying, is tolerable or even humorous on occasion. When people are carving memes into their arms and stalking people for months because their internet girlfriend turned out to be a dude who became the internet girlfriend of another dude, that's when it it goes from Sensible Chuckle to needing a therapist and a heavy dose of downers.
>>152910501
i always see this garden set up, what items are invovled? would like for my place
>>152913000
I came to the game specifically to play Summoner actually.
I like damage over time and I like summons.
>>152913091
Oh okay that sounds fine then.
>>152912975
>wild speculation
Do you even read this fucking general?
>implying 100% is supposed to be an exact number and not just a way to transmit the message
Do you just pretend to be retarded or what
>>152912987
Sounds like it, yeah, show your parents this general, I'm sure they will all think you're hot shit
>>152910491
R.P
>>152913104
Keep being dumb, I explained my reasoning.
>>152913010the best c@
How do I sneak past these have in the LVL 40 Ninja job quests? The teleports and hide aren't doing shit.
>>152913225
You should show your parents those logs of yourself trying to emotionally manipulate someone and see how that goes.
>>152913117
what about if your girlfriend turns out to be a black man...
>>152913445
>Couldn't be more upfront about my intents
>emotionally manipulate
Admit that you're just a fucking retard at this point.
>>152913406
colina?
>>152913451
Shirou......
>>152912093
Actual autistic people are just fine, you just have to handle them with care and accept your differences.
>>152913451
shirou kuma post
>>152913582
>wanted absolute discretion between you and Eggy, to the point they would need to drop friends
>"upfront!"
>>152913620
>>152913742
>>152913602
>tfw already collared colina
>>152913839
Yeah? My intents towards her, the ones that matter the most, were upfront. And please, I never implied that she would need to drop all her friends. surely she wasn't totally surrounded by garbage?
cute girl lf crafting levekits, balmung
HMU lance I know you wanna
kits (plural) and lizard
Why are raen so disgusting?
>>152913897
Holy shit this is cute.
>>152914095
I'm taking a break
>>152914160
>DRAKN members accomplishing a whole lot as usual
>>152914171
manu is about as articulate in that comic as they are ingame
>>152914084
You see nothing wrong with attempting to dictate someone's company they've already chosen to keep, as a complete stranger? That's just normal behavior? Because that's lunatic behavior even for a close friend or loved one.
>>152914171
Raen are generally okay, just not the one depicted
>that face
>tail under the skirt
>and of course, futa
futafags please kill yourselves
>>152914335
Calm down Elk
Anyone here on Sargatanas? Just transferred here from Diabolos and want to reassure my friends we did not just make a huge mistake....We didn't, right?
>>152914171
>manu miao
lmao
bet they're a tranny irl
>>152913445
You should show your parents those logs of yourself sucking futa dicks in a MMORPG.
>>152914175
i know right!
>>152914410
I trust my judgement. Also, any good parent will know who should their kids hang with.
>>152914547
I am not Elk
>>152914494
>>152914586
>suddenly all this futa persecution
feelsbadman
haven't played for a long time, why are their some quests with blue backgrounds for the exclamation marks?
>>152914171
Hahaha did somebody from here commission this?
I remember seeing it ages ago I didn't know they were a thread celebrity.
>>152914784
some balmung shitter not really a thread celeb
>>152914171
>>152914553
>tfw Manu fucks and gets fucked byRou
>>152914723
it means that they unlock something, i.e. a job/skill/dungeon
>>152914784
nah, they just have a lot of commissions, mostly from aaa
they also cannot spell
>>152914646
>Lance's daughter: "Daddy, how did you and mommy meet?"
>Lance: "I told her how self-actualizing and masculine man I am, clubbed her over the head, made her get rid of her friends that I didn't approve of, saved her from herself, and speak only to me. She obeyed right off the bat at my magnificence."
>Daughter: "Can you dictate my entire life too?!"
>Lance: "Haha, sure dear, now free thyself from thine clothing."
hello?
:3...
>>152915004
Autism.
>>152914784
>Hahaha did somebody from here commission this?
And this is why I no longer associate with you lot. As soon as someone get some art around here it gets spammed and passed around as "drama".
giving butt
Hello~
>>152915592
Did you ever manage to open a can with the sole use of your chin in pso2?
>>152915592
epic post man
>>152915592
>>152915698
How was your day cutie?
I'm sorry that I had to go earlier and couldn't shower you with more affection. I hope I can make it up to you later bysharing a bowl of ice cream with you
>>152914171
The normal chick in this pic looks fine, but the raen looks uuuuugly.
If I commissioned something and got this, I'd tell them to change it or demand my money back if I had already paid up-front.
>>152915728
no
>>152915773
I know this from somewhere
>>152915592
stupid slut
do you want to be ravaged or something?
>>152915918
I really love Sparrow's art but yeah, the nigga lizard needs to die.
>>152915918
>normal chick
it has a dick
>>152915530
>you lot
>implying I associate with these people
I'm just here to laugh at you people taking this game way too seriously.
This was all a misunderstanding. Looking at this graph though, it's no wonder no one tries to actually understand.
anyone wanna play and relax on gilgamesh... pls respond
>>152915927
>>152915530
people just make fun of commissions because they don't understand or have an interest in other people's fetishesor because the face(s) in the picture looks like shit
>>152916337
then you end up getting too deep into an argument and take it too seriously yourself, eh?
(I'm not saying you did because I have no idea who you are, but it has happened)
>>152916392
Add another ESTJ to that.
I hope you're not surprised by the quantity of I's, and F's, though.
>>152913897
Post more cute animals andget in the box.
>>152916494
what butt is that
>>152915990
plsss
Welp, time to run the entirety of CT all over again for this repeatable quest.
I got no takers earlier, so I'm not getting my hopes up, but if anyone would like to join me for any or all of them, PST to Kiss Dissem on Balmung, etc.
:3
>>152916678
is that a "plsss yes" or a "plsss no"?
>>152916678
It's your butt
of course people will take pics when you're cucking purple all day slutting around on balmung
>>152915834
Good and not so good.
Oooh Ice cream? Ice cream sounds good, what kind?
>>152916594
I wasn't aware there was an argument there.
>>152916050
Girls can have dicks, anon.
How does one ward off overly clingy people?
>>152916639
box...?
Who are you. I wasn't told about any boxes.
>>152916937
I adopted you and I'm takin you home
>>152916392
There should be two under ENFP iirc, God Tier and F'telor. Not sure which one you have recorded, just thought I'd share my input.
xth for praise the sun
>>152916937
kys shero
>>152916758
plsss some other time.
>>152916771
pictures are okay, but i didnt do the latter
>>152916787Whatever your favorite kind is!
Also what server are you on so I can /pet you?
>>152916968
reveal yourself, fiend
>>152917189
me & you
>>152917236
>>152915592
Can you post an updated butt pls? Youve had the same one reposted for a while, though I love it I need something fresh every once in a while too
>>152917394
I'll send you a tell ingame
>>152917394
yep
>>152916639
>>152916934
As someone who has been on both sides of this, just be straight with them about it.
ignoring/blowing them off will only make them feel bad or try to cling to you more.
Which Miqote would you kupo NUTT?
>>152917236
>>152917579
Stinky!
>>152917471
mkay
>>152917481
STOP PLEASE
>>152917427
best i can do
>>152917591
I don't mind you posting this at all
>>152917509
Me? No.
The actual meaning?Go watch the new berserk and talk me to again
>>152917708
>Player not found
Devilish. I'll be by the limsa tree so I can beat you
>>152917579C.O
Which male character players are actually nice people who arent particularly creepy or mean?
>>152917904
proci
>>152917752
i dont watch anime i just thought it was funny
>>152917904
nobody. Only catgirls are nice and not creepy and not mean. Males are evil desu
>>152917591
is this nea liandri
>>152918101
I still have this from somebody else.
>>152917904
literally me
>>152917904
mittens
rio
sweet jp
jara
red rivers
rou
sandc@
elliot
>>152918232
who cares retard, they all have the same fucking body
>>152917708
Go? Okay I will
People who play male characters and take themselves way too seriously are worse than the "grown men" catgirls, desu.
>>152918285
mittens, sandc@, rou, and elliot are all creepy thirst lords m8
>>152917389
I'm on Cerberus, yes. Would like pets lots.Also I like strawberry ice cream
>>152918372
yeah normal people are worse than grown men desu
>>152918402
>creepy thirst lords
it's almost like it's a woman talking, but it's actually a grown man
[21:16]Cute Girl >> KYAAAA
i always knew i had a way with the ladies
>>152918353
stop...
>>152918402
L M A O W A T ?
>>152918561
I was beating you up, punk. I had to leave for farms.
>>152918561
>>152918767
>people using the thread for conversation when they're on the same server hour
I'm out
>>152918402
>creepy thirstlords
rou and mittens are both friends with meria "he looked at me funny gotta go cry" athera
>>152918863
Actually I was on an alt, we aren't on the same server.
Checkmate, theist.
>>152918767
I've trained my whole life for the day a strong woman would beat me up.
and oh ok, come visit again sometime
>>152918561
nope
>>152917236
>didn't cuck purple
lmao
>>152918913
mittens isn't friends with meria anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saalGKY7ifU
>she didn't quit
f u c k
>>152919074
why wouldn't he be
>>152918402
>all male characters that I know are creepy
the memes are coming to life before our eyes
>>152918402
not even
grown man
proud of you son
how are you going to justify you being so much of a pussy
>>152910491
No initials but she did tell me to die. We have a weird love hate thing.
>>152919008
ask them yourself yo
>>152919472
is gud
>>152918438
Strawberry?so pure!
I made a character, I'll randomly log in and if I find you, you're not logging out until you're sufficiently pet!
>>152919182
>posted every day about meria being his wife
>now he's thirsting after someone else and all the posts stop
hmmm
>>152919243
rou is an erping degenerate and sandc@ is fucking kaori lol
only one on that list that is debatable is elliot
>>152918402
you've never spoken to elliot clearly
HOLY FUCK NEW DUKE NUKEM ANNOUNCEMENT ON SEPTEMBER 2
I'M SO EXCITED FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCEDUKE NUKEM FOREVER BEING RESURRECTED :333
I'm so happy, /xivg/!
;_;
>>152919770
meria wasn't logged in for weeks is why
>>152919797
Elliot's cool
>>152919835
>getting hyped for a rockstar game
idiot.
>>152919770
elliot isn't remotely debatable, so fuck off with your shitflinging at people you don't even know.
>>152919182
SO CUTE!!
>>152918995
show me ur butt
>>152920137
edit: gearbox
>male characters are bad hour
Truly the worst general on /vg/
>>152920271
males look cool
I just rather suckbig throbbing futa dicks
>>152918402
>>152919770
elliot and rou are cool dudes
>>152920271
>all of soft is erping catgirls
>fc gets made fun of daily
>ada talks about jerking off AT LEAST five times a day
>everyone makes fun of him for it
>no one bats an eye
>people like lance, mittens and ippiki act like creepy thirstlords
>get called out as being creepy thirstlords
>NOOO YOU JUST SAY THAT BECAUSE THEY PLAY BOYS YOURE SO INSECURE NO ONE MAKES FUN OF GIRL CHARACTERS
sasuga faggot
>>152920271
blame futa players t b h
>>152920257
I know Gearbux sucks, yes. But I don't really give a fuck, I'm sure anything they make will be better than DNF, which I actually really enjoyed. DNF was a 4/10 game to most, I can't imagine Gearbux fucking up so hard that a new Duke game would be any worseor betterthan a 5/10. And as long as they don't fuck up Duke himself then I'll be very happy yes.
:3
>>152920424
All absolutes are dumb, you dense fuck.
>>152920424
>all of soft is erping catgirls
>all of
red jp jara meria and rio confirmed for extraterrestrials
>>152919701
Ooh, am so very excited. Will be petted! But... How will you find me?
What's going on in this thread?
>>152920609
i want to die
>>152919182
>Her search info is bowie lyrics
stop.
>>152920671
I wish I could dye.
>>152920510
>the fact that a game of an IP is being made is more important to you than whether or not it's good
holy shit you are pathetic
yes gearbox! please dance around an old dead franchise! thank you konami for a new metal gear game! please shit in my mouth and call it shenmue!
fuck yourself.
>>152920609
/peek
>>152920771
Like I said, I loved Duke Nukem Forever. It's honestly like, an 8/10 game for me. So yes, I'm excited that another game in my favourite series of games is being developed or teased. To each their own though, I guess.
:3
>>152920764
WOW WHAT A GREAT NEW UNIQUE ITEM TO WEAR FOR ONE LOW COST!
>>152920609
Mental health issues, maybe even a birth defect or two. I dunno, I'm just farming seals.
>>152920771
>Shenmue
What's wrong, anon? Did you not enjoy Shenmue City?
>>152920424
>creepy thirstlords
only women would even make this observation IRL, do you realize that? stop playing female character perhaps
>>152920252
ok
>>152921207
Did you just post Iris Heart?
>>152921005
This made me laugh so hard. Get fucked.
You get to tie up one character from this general and spank their ass like it's a bongo drum for hours. Who is it gonna be?
>>152920424
If ippikis acting he deserves an Oscar.
>>152920540
I come from a world you may not understand.
>>152921315
saeha for being a dumb faggot
>>152921315
Elk
>>152921315
Zettai
>>152921315
that male elezen
>>152921562
mittens? panumbra? tolan?
>>152921562
Malezen are not bongos.
>>152921315
Myself cause that would just confuse the ever-loving shit out of everyone.
>>152921315
Elk
>>152921315
Elk
>>152921267
that's me
*sees a manipulative sociopath*
your tyranny is at an end fucker
>>152921740
Yes.
Somehow i feel like male elezens would be the most wierd seeing getting spanked.
>>152922383
Good luck getting through the meme team. Proci is untouchable.
>>152921315
>character
Can it be the actual person instead?
Why did you do it?
>grouping with these guys for a few months
>FC died
>group with them all this week and they haven't asked me to join theirs
RUDE
>>152921315
Ery.
>>152922542
Which members of meme team need the spanky wankys?
>>152922714
>>152922714
Why don't you just ask them if you can join?
Post character progression (When you first created it vs now)
FANTAS NEED NOT APPLY
>>152920541probably afk in Limsa Lominsa until I see a splotch of green run past me ; - ;
>>152922857
Hard to do since I lost my chardat when I uninstalled a year ago.
>>152922978
I guess you could recreate making a new character
xth for absent friends.
:3
>>152922857
doubt you will get many answers if you discount fantasias. Unless I misunderstood the request.
>>152923327
yeah i want people who stuck with the same character more or less, dont want drastic changes such as race change
>>152923310
>absent
You mean "no" right?
>>152923310
didn't Yunni have a different character some months ago
>>152923430
Yeah, I just walk up to AFK players and sit next to them to take screenshots and post them here.
:3
>>152923553
>creeper with no friends
>>152923553
You should refrain from doing that.
>>152923553
Walk up to me and take pictures with me instead.
>>152922857goodnight /xivg/
>>152923553
You too?
>>152922857
Went back to my archer roots.
>>152924076
read that post again
>>152923428
>>152924165
Darn. I did change my main around a lot so the text applies.
>>152922857
oldest I have available (april 2015, I started in late jan) vs now
I strawpolled starting as suncat vs. midlander, and midlander won. also the collar in the first pic was crafted by me so no memes pls
>>152924076
>lala
literally the worst race
at least you landed on the BEST female race with one of the best facial presets.
midlander quest
>>152924502
needs to be updated honestly
so does every other quest since these cunts fanta or get a haircut every day.
>>152924378
i wish arie would collar me
>>152922857
>>152923428
>>152924502
Uhh I guess this applies to me
I haven't changed since this midlander was first made in sept? of 2013, other than the voice
>>152924378
cucked by celyn vs now
>>152922857
>>152924391
Lalas are cute and painful like a cavity.
I kinda miss being one, but then again I don't.
>>152922857
not pictured: 3 fantas between start and end.
>>152922857
took me a couple of years, but i successfully grew my hair out
>>152924502
>>152924660
they're usually played by pedos or people who like to be irritating (spamming emotes, being shit, thinking it makes a difference in pvp)
Sometimes both.
>>152924601
I like this one. It's as if a charming prince swept you off your feet and helped you calm down.
>>152924076
youve got a really nice and unique highlander
>>152924703
nigel thornberry looking fuck
what the fuck dude?
>>152924854
>unique
lol?
>>152924570
I'm not into that kind of stuff at all. collars look nice sometimes but that's all
>>152924587
loving every laugh
>Sub finally ended
>Hit a point where I don't have money to renew and won't for the foreseeable future
This is the end bois
>>152924861
do you want to fucking fight
>>152924703
youre INTP right?
>>152924378
Holy fuck that cactuar in the background has a sexy ass.
>>152924891
CG has the best female highlander.
Period.
>>152924741
I don't do either so do I win
>>152924854
Thanks dude
>>152924891
It's because she's white, which is also generic, but is different than the normal tan highlander
>>152924898
i just want to be your sex slave
>>152925083
That's not how you spell Valsi
>>152925131
Footfag detected
>>152921379
I'm an alligator,
I'm a mama-papa coming for you
>>152925042
I'll destroy you oldlander.
>>152925087
>I don't do either
Are you suuuuure you didn't annoyingly spam emotes when you were a lala?
>>152925131
CEEGEE BEST HIGHLANDER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
>>152924891
>white
>cute face
>cute colors
ive seen plenty with her face and they dont pull it off as well as CG
>>152925083
all of cg's characters are meh at best
highlanders just look bad no matter what
>>152925192
Feet are fucking gross
>>152925131
peepee poopoo
>>152925228
>Are you sure
Is this the part where you play the evidence?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93kkEMIXu5s
>>152925042
hello uncle
Really hope there is another snow zone in 4.0, they are just so damn comfy.
>>152919182
that isn't a midlander that's a pair of eyebrows
Every single silver treasure box.
straight male characters who erp where
>>152925416
Taken, sorry
>>152925335
Fuck off, Abe.
>>152912181
I think we're going to be getting Snowcloak Hard 3.4, Keeper Hard for 3.5.
>>152925047
lol
>>152924705
>one of the extremely rare Midlanders I like
>>152925408
I haven't been unlucky enough to find a shitty hipster c@ in my silver boxes. Sorry to hear you're having trouble.
>>152925248
>>152925083
>pale skin
>brown/blonde hair
>blush/pink lipstick
>ReShade/SFX
There you just made a CG character
>>152925343
>evidence
Wew no I'm a jerk not a creep.
And that would be creepy.:^)
>>152925416
Do not exist.
>>152925416
what about bi?
>>152925072
this made me laugh a lot harder than it should have
if you go out to western thanalan you might still be able to catch him/her/it for a centerfold
>>152925098
i don't believe in slavery
>>152925481
why reply
>>152925548
what are some other midlanders you like?
So how's the end game? Will I be able to play with you neets and do raids or some shit?
>>152925047
INFP
>>152925361
hello
>>152925728
Barely anyone on xivg is good enough to do primals without waiting a month or so
>>152925772
Did you just find another one? Man that's some terrible luck.
>>152925772
not him but you should really get some new glasses
>>152922857
>>152925728
People here don't do content so no
leave
>>152925728
A great majority of the endgame is designed to be easily accessible by casual players. The content that actually requires you to be good at the game... can't be completed by most people here, unfortunately.
>>152925850
>>152925926
Lmao all right. Thanks.
>>152925901
>Sluttier eyebrows
>>152925956
u first
>>152925650
you are making this real difficult
>>152925992
>Smaller eyebrows are sluttier
You fuck right off, nothing is sluttier than a big ol' pair of fuzzy caterpillars staring at you.
>>152925728
95% of this is a 2 or 3 out of 10 on a difficulty scale
4% is 5 6
1% (when it's relevant) is a 7-9
>>152925706
Ippiki is alright. There was this one Ninja that sent me a friend request when I complimented him, had a bunch of scars. Elliot looks cool, but I think I have a preference for the face Ippiki and JP use.
>>152925956
why are you so gay tho
>>152926098
fuzzy caterpillar eyebrows are pure. pure!!
>>152925872
>>152925882
I like my glasses tho.
>>152925728
i already see most people are saying "LOL XIVG IS SHIT" so let me give it to you straight
the problem is not people being shit, that can be corrected
the problem is that people either don't have the time or care enough to run things, for themselves or others, synced or unsynced (in the case of coil)
between people not caring and the lack of cross-server party creation, you'll be hard pressed to get a full party
however some people like running content so you should be able to get at least a friend or two at any hour, depending on your server
the exception to this is savage raiding, which is an asshole and pretty much demands people who play together consistently so they can work through mechanics on their own
>>152926159
no female ones?
>>152926195
i wanna fellate those brows...
>>152926065
you could say I'm making ithard
>>152926413yes
>>152925992
Never been called slutty on basis of eyebrows before.They just didn't look as nice when I changed hair colour to that deeper red, otherwise I'd have kept them.
>>152926384
{Stop!}
Found a few fantasias on my alt, any advice on what to change? (Besides being Au Ra)
Also, think the Yshtola is worth the price? I'd just get it for the hair, I think.
>>152926041
okay bye
>>152926182
i was born this way
>>152922857
I've fanta'ed into other races in the past, but I always keep going back to midlander.
>>152926302
No the problem is that content gets dull after a few days with each 3 month patch cycle with the exception of savage raids which cater to a very small crowd.
>>152926485
{I'm sorry.}
Just keep dancing, ffxiv thread.
>>152926634
{donut}
>>152926593
People who complain about there not being enough to do spend too much time playing the game.
>>152922857
>>152926753
>slow transition into psychosis
anyone want to do POTD floor 31-40 in a while? just doing some class quests first
ign yunny dee, balmung.
>>152925083
I think you mean Ruki.
>>152926753
This is like the Chris Chan transformation gif
>>152926746
Just because theres things to do doesn't mean theres meaningful things to do. You're like those guys who say on the forums "Well do you have ALL the achievements? Then you shouldnt be bored!" Leveling all the classes isnt content. Achievements arent content. Collecting glams isnt content.
>>152925083
>Valsi
>Lancia
>Harpuia
All better.
Paging Roro, come in Roro.
Open season on the bp soon, get ready.
>>152926660
Marry me!
>>152926878
No, I meant CG but I'm gonna try to actually play the game for a while.
>>152926950
I'm telling you to get off your couch andplay a board game.
>>152926231
>hipster glasses
>c@
>"lol my character is so hawt!!!" bikini
Wow you rused me good
>>152922857
Only real differences is hairstyles (which I cycle in/out) and the addition of eyeliner, never changed anything else about my primary look
>>152926326
Florentine looks nice, I like Rylai's and Khaine, Olivia's cute. There's a black one that's posted recently I super like. Right at the top are Liora and Egghyur, can't be beat. For me, they represent the pinnacle of the pretty and cute spectrum respectively.
>>152927026
Lancia post
>>152926753
Matt Hardy is that you
>>152927117
Log onto Balmung.
>>152927117
This actually looks like a character thats aged over the years and became slightly battle hardened
>>152927131
>liora
opinion discarded
>>152910678
terrifying
it's like she hit the wall at birth
>>152913897
can someone sinc this up to that "shake that ass for me" song?
>>152927307
puttel orbiter detected
>>152911519
>good intentions, horrible execution: the log
jeeesus that's painful to read
>>152927453
no, I've hated liora since about a week after their bimbo ass started posting
ensuring they fucked off is the only good thing puttel ever did
>>152927307
tryna battle for guffies miqo'te bean clit?
>>152922857
I've gotten maybe two major haircuts since the aesthetician released. Other than that that I've had the exact same character and main the same class since 2.0 early access.
No image because stalkers.
>>152927026
You're like one for three on even looking halfway to decent
>>152927420
working on it
>>152927307
lol.
She's fantastic.
>>152927648i love you, selzh
comfy cats
>>152927648
I have no idea what the fuck that means but it sounds hilarious and selzh has good meme-game
>>152927623
yep this is puttel.
>>152927268
Okay don't be liar pls or I'll be annoyed
>see a nice top armor piece
>it's the fucking tantalus vest
just fmsu
can I pay for a year's worth of sub and get these fucking veteran rewards? they're only clothes for Christ's sake.
>tfw cant decide between lalafell and hyur
>>152928013
You can only pay up to 180 days in advance.
>>152925850
While plenty of /xivg/ is terrible, it's not like there's an actual gaming core community that is helpful. There's just circlejerks. Harp pretty actively tried to get people Thordan clears and people barely held together for that. At least NidEX is so easy Soft can be carried through it.
Then there's just straight up people living in the thread to undermine any formation of a community.
>>152928059
you cant look COOL as a lala.
>>152927131
>Olivia
Who?
>>152925809
ive been lied to
im the only intp
>>152928013
if you aren't over 1000 you're a fuckin AMATEUR
>>152928138
I'm a bit biased since I played Taru in XI
>>152928159
Olivia Akiyumi.
>>152928159
The Excalibur (Gilgamesh?) Midlander that had commissions done of them and their EB getting fucked by Carbuncles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iArCSt3tCgs
>>152927307
>he doesn't like 10/10 midlanders
>>152928298
>Excalibur
Well fuck at least it wasn't Balmung this time. I'm on Gilgamesh though.
>>152928197
do you have your graphical settings set to low?
your text is barely legible which is familiar when I do it.
>>152927885
Shame my other buds are asleep but oh well.
Comfy it up.
>>152928013
It sucks but keep it going.
You'll eventually get it if you really do want it.
>>152928298
I wish they were on excalibur so I can pet them.
>>152928296
>>152928298
Gilgamesh
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/4025977/
>>152928436
>spray on tan
>dyed hair that wasn't bleached properly so has hint of trashy ginger
>slutgear
>ugliest midlander face
nah
>>152927623
>week after
>basically when liora was getting showered with attention every post
>and putt putt was posting his "greasy" cat pics with no (you)'s
sure bud, go back to college now
>>152925901
Have your updated eyebrows helped you get more {/embrace}s?
so when does my lodestone page show up?
>>152928436
>>152928602
>filename
Might be a replica.
>>152928602
>spray on tan
>dyed hair that wasn't washed properly so has hint of trashy brown
>slutgear
>ugliest miqote face
guess who? it's the pakscammer.
Post c@pits
>>152928830
puttel has a gross cat yes. your point?
A-ausfags win again...
>>152928623
Well, I never got any {/embrace}s before I came to Balmung, and I changed to my updated cat when I was still like, level 30 on Leviathan.
So the information is inconclusive I suppose.
Post c@dicks
>>152928882
closest i got.
>>152928916
>>152928923
BARBED ONLY
>>152928927
I wish this cat was real so I couldmarryher
>>152929093
>>152928923
This cat is my favorite!
>>152928916
If you EB me I'll give you all the {/embrace}s you can handle.
>>152928906
>>152928916
>aus hour
I'm out
>>152926545
what an ugly discount naaki
>>152928927
why aren't you online...
>>152928923
>>152929201>barbs+knot
yissssss
>>152929428
how do u become a discount underage tranny
>>152929501
because i am.
>>152929201
lei no
>tfw no one mentioned you during midlander hour
this must be how the flash feels during superhero hour
>>152928923
>>152929093
hung barbed c@boy dicks
>>152929730
Post, please.
>>152929593
but i wanna add your cat
>>152929730
do not seek the approval of others, anon, be confident
>>152929512
>into barbs and knots
since WHEN?
>>152929943
wait till i come to balmung tomorrow
>>152929730
you mean aquaman.
also it's not that special, though I am flattered i was mentioned apparently.I don't think my midlander is anything special, desu.
>>152929979
since always
>>152929997
barb me
>>152929893
It's too late now!
>>152929948
Thanks naka. You and elk are my favorites.
>>152930018
But aquaman isn't reallya superhero is he? He's more like coast guard.
>>152929235{Thanks for the offer, but I'll have to pass.}
>>152929271
Ausfag hours are the best hours!
>>152930183
>But aquaman isn't reallya superhero is he? He's more like coast guard.
I feel like this in a way proves my point. He's still considered one isn't he?
>>152930227
cute tummy and pits, can I sniff them?
>>152930183
he's part of he justice league (or was)
>>152929730
Me too, don't worry.
>>152924573
I feel like I was the only one who actually posted according to what OP wanted too. At least we can be friends with each other, right?
Is it bad that even thinking about the collar on me turns me on?
>>152930327
this is really bizarre meme/fetish.
>tfw elezen hour isn't a thing anymore
oh well was fun while it lasted
>>152930415
Yes, we've moved on to glasses.
>>152929730
The Flash is awesome. Plastic Man's the one crying in the corner into a bowl he's made out of himself.
>>152930453
>moved on to glasses.
This isn't ironic?
>>152930452
Elezen hour was never a thing. There was never enough Elezen to make it a thing.
>>152930453they did both
>>152930183
>It's too late now!
*cluck cluck cluck*
>>152929730
flash is probably one of the most broken superheros so I the analogy is kind of lost
>>152930452
It's too late in the day for Elezen hour, come back earlier.
>>152930259
I don't think so. It's a stretch to assume he's even sane considering he has like no human interaction.
>>152930341
From what i remember the justice league has like 4000 no name members. I think they'd accept hall monitors.
>>152930227
just as planned...
*pulls out an old dumbphone and starts dialing*
>>152930563
Defense mechanism: Humor. Response to feelings of shame and regret over widespread pet play fetish collars coming to light.
>>152930569
>wasn't here for elezen hour
>>152930452
we decided to change it to purging hour
purging hour is now.
>>152930801
Aqua-man has Atlantian interaction, because he's the King of Atlantis. The meme that he's just a guy that controls water and talks to fish is plaid out.
>>152930862
this is a bait post
>>152930415
Nodo you want me to collar you, slut7
>>152930950
Isn't every hour purging hour to you though?
>>152930714
>runs fast
>broken
Why does the league even need him when superman exists?
>>152930950
purge yourself
>>152930801
He has the Atlantian military at his beck and call, has super strength on par with Wonder Woman, and can summon tsunamis and fucking krakens to fight his enemies. Most of the meme is from his iteration in the golden age and the Superfriends cartoon from the 70s.
>>152930452
You'll live. It's only been a short time now.
>>152931119
because lolkryptonite
superman is the ultimate marty stu
>tfw elk will never stick the thing into you until it bursts and overflows
>>152930639
It'd just look bad.
What should my next race/gender be /xivg/
It is now mask hour!
Who masked you? Who did you mask? What was it like? Are you happier? What do you do with your mask partner?Stay the fuck away from glasses, you cunts.
>>152931119
go ask /co/ why the flash is broken if you dont understand
>>152931314
>more excuses
>>152931274
>the thingIT'S CLOBBERIN TIME
>>152930937
I posted mine regularly.
>>152931376
/taunt
>>152931119
Why do DC or Marvel Heroes do anything when Goku could shit all over them, or even Gotenks
>>152931376
>Who masked you?
>WHOOOOOOOOO
>>152931350
midlander/any. flip a coin if you have to.
>>152931414
my sides
>>152931530
kek
>>152931350
lala/boi
Youtube time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfoJUeyMsOE
How many of you idiots wasted 15$
>>152931404
Fine but I'm deleting it after a few minutes.
>>152931376
I got masked by someone like... last september
does that count? they gave me 100,000 gil, and I was not happy because I hate taking money from people
we became friends for a while.
who masked me is a secret!
>>152931617
who is this...
>>152931578
qt {/embrace}
>>152931617
because white mom music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqaGZYDGcUw
>>152931013
it is always purging hour correct
>>152931137
thats not how it works and you know it
>>152931719
Ruki, a long and forgotten relic
>>152931836
is it true that you stopped being friends with meria
elzn
>>152931652
>silver
>>152931938
Why do you have that cat in a chokehold? Not cool dude.
>>152931617
15 dollar c@s ww@???
>>152932073
I live dangerously
>>152932062
are ur ra women actually dudes with tits?
>>152931938
>>152932162
*sighs*
i want an elezen mommy/wifey
>>152932192
I can give you the character data if you want to pretend your retainer's you're wiafu you sad, sad man
>>152932162
I like that this one looks legitimately scared.
>>152931904
life as a thirsty orbiter means i need to constantly be on the prowl for fresh meat, you know.
>>152931617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J417T5crtm4
I dont want to shame you by not being a catboy..
>>152931617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMnGmoLS6zo
>>152931938rgdn
Catboy Homemaker Looking For Femlander Breadwinner
Dabbled in this a but back, never got into it. However if Legion e ds up being another Blizzard flop then I'm done with WoW and ARR looks like by fat the best alternative out there. So where abouts can I find some great beginner info? I'm not a complete mong and have a Dragoon already in the game, but would like to get my head around the progression systems, calrafting, and world economy. Got anything for me?
>>152930826
What did he mean by this?
>>152932329
headlocks are the purest form of affection desu
>>152932561
you came to the right man
*unzips dick*
how much of it do you want?
>>152930826
*cuts the landline with my angelica themed rugrats pair of scissors*
Sorry tocutthingsshort
>>152932561
I think if you wanna look up some rotation stuff and just general DRG info this would be a good place to start:
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/261773-How-to-Dragoon-per-Second-A-DPS-Paradigm
For everything else I'd just google that junk. There's a lot of info all over the place but none of it really consolidated in on place.
>>152932561
Did you try google or the pastebin
Anyone know where to find a working download of the Before Meteor OST, or at least high bitrate versions of Steel Reason/Titan/Garuda/etc?
>>152932561
The better alternative to WoW isnot playing anything because this game is trash.
Can a paladin please post their toolbar setup and keybindings, I need some inspiration and am not sure how to configure it yet
>>152933141
>>152933141
I mostly sit in the corner and watch the war and drk dp my whm.
been away a while, still need my last floor of deep dungeon if anyone on balmung wants to do 41-50?
>>152933379
im on floor 34 if you want to wait.
>>152932180
>ur ra women
>[visible confusion]
>>152933141
3-4-3 is action bars are nice, works for most classes.
>>152933141
here you go
>>152932723
>JarbenxAkiva
God damn that is so hot.
>>152933480
sounds good, i can be patient. im going as MCH, since i think comp matters for the last floor?
>>152933487
i meant roegadyn
>>152933619
going as PGL, you're florentine amiko right?
>>152933314
>>152933536
Look at these cluttered hotbars you must be terrible at the game
Post your cat harems right meow!
>>152932137
Somewhere.
>>152933663
yessir
>>152933587
I don't think they still play, do they? I want to bully them about how SAM still isn't in the game
>>152931617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xztk5j98FZs
>>152932959
That was my alternative it is what I'll end up doing, but shifting through different content providers trying to find a decent guide can be a pain even when you are familiar with the content and near impossible when you don't know it. Don't wanna end up following a bumbling idiot like PreachWoW to find out later I have been doing everything wrong.
>>152933716
Unnamed Neko
Sandc@
Spiderc@
Egyptc@
Abec@ [any version]
Moni
Awena
Shanoa
All dressed in different colors of the Thavnairian dancer outfit and forced to dance for me.
>>152933716
>>152933890
Akiva? Nah they're not subscribed right now. They keep jumping from game to game.
help
>>152934171
/pet this is the true hell
>>152933642
Depends on which roegadyn you ask. It's a crapshoot, really.But n0.
>RP a lesbian couple with my eb
>eb's character is also a massive cockslut
>my tiny little Au Ra can't satisfy her sluttiest needs due to not having a dick
>she feels bad about it and looks for someone who could give her lover the dicking she deserves
Anyone wanna fuck my wife...?
>>152934171
BELIEVE!
You can do it!
>>152934317
I will cuck you if that is what you wish.
>>152933710
I call this the carpal tunnel development hotbar.
>>152933968
>ywn have a dungeon to kidnap these and other balmung slut c@s and do unspeakable things to them
>>152934439
I don't wanna get cucked...I just want someone to give my eb what I can't.
Can I complete the event in time if I were to resub right now
>MNKs who pull to keep their stacks
good luck with the rest of the dungeon *logs*
>>152934640
yes if you're level 25 or above
>>152934648
>so slow that they do it.
They'll be fine without you.
>>152934648
pull mobs as close to the gate blocking you from the next pull as you can so monks can keep their stacks and they don't pull for you
>>152934648
>being a slow shit tank
Fists of Earth and awake healer, they don't need you.
>>152934648
>waiting between pulls
don't do that
>>152934852
>>152934784
>>152934928
>implying the healer will heal you if you're being a cunt
the healer is actually the god king of the dungeon, so sit down
*spithosts*
>>152934584
Oh wow...are you me?
hurr durr i do mlg big pulls in dungeons like my hero mr.happy
>>152934997
*spithosting intensifies*
>>152934997
Neck yourself corny
>>152934974
uhh, that isn't being a cunt at all
if the healer refuses to heal me i'd just leave on the spot anyways
>>152934648
Stop being bad at tanking, then.
>>152934974
>implying the healer will heal you if you're being a cunt
That's an ambiguous statement, given how much of a crybaby the tank is being.
If the healer doesn't heal, they will be removed.
>>152933716
>cat harems
Boring. Instead I'll take a harem of fem roes all in monk AF2, who can all double as my bodyguards.
who is the most likely person on balmung to kill themselves?
>>152935115
>no harem of femroes to fuck my harem of catgirls
>>152935092
>>152935091
>>152934928
>>152934852
>>152934784
>catering to a DPS
fuck off
>>152935090
Which Cornie
>tfw she will never be yours
>>152934997
You call that a shitpost?
>>152934171
>overmelding Vs
This is madness
>>152934997
>>152935070
Is that peach ra dtf?
>>152935201
>claims we're catering to DPS
>caters to slow shitter tanks
>>152933979
>renko mid /pet
how can you be so cute
>>152935268
creepy.
>>152935271
>lalafel cooperating
not a proper shitpost with a lalafel killing your shot
any futa c@/au ra/midlander on balmung want to stretch open my c@?
bust doodle for fanta hmu[email protected]
>>152935032
nerds
>>152935274
peachie-kun not want
>>152934262
>>152934367
>>152935273
It went about as well as expected. Doesn't help that I only had three materia. And I need to do this FOUR TIMES for my set.
Curse whoever doubled the materia price on Ultros overnight!
>>152935605
is this a cg post
>>152935686
Its a Seka post
>>152935632
I meant the one with the white stuff behind her. I didn't even notice the creepy looking one.
>>152935686
no.
>>152935710
who dat
>>152935589
I do. Do you like herm chococats?
>>152935806
one of my favorites
>>152935589
>finally included midlandertoo bad i'm looking for futa too
>>152935921
What are you, cutie?
balmung
This post has been brought to you by Kirito Tia.
>>152935446
Where do you get the willpower to resist cream-skinned Duskwights.
>>152934596
Balmung?
What is their preferred race?
>>152935632
peachie a cute
>>152936049
i haven't gotten a drop from mhach yet, but i might just go to bed
>>152935987
>included
think you got the wrong personsince midlanders have always been one of my faves
>>152935987
tan seeker
>>152936218
just one game won't hurt....
name?
>>152936280
Arie Syris
>>152936059
I don't need willpower when female duskwights literally don't exist on my server.
>ywn find the perfect huge muscular burly Duke Nukem-esque badass who could beat the shit out of you but would still let you cry into his muscles while pathetically pounding your little fists into his tight ultrachest
why live /xivg/ ;_;
>>152936374
alright give me a bit
>>152934596
Did you come here to bitch or did you come here for me to fuck your wife?
>>152936607
shut the fuck up and go to bed
fucking yuro hours.
>>152936607
i wish you would go away and stay gone for once
>>152936607
That's pretty gay, man.
>>152936496
{/profoundcondolences}
I hope someday I can be good enough for someone...
>>152937505
i hope i die in the tomorrow day
>>152937657
same...
I hope someday I can be good enough for elk to notice me...
>>152936607
ask Raim
Why didn't they greet me?
>>152937906
why didn't they respond to me
Post your hud
>>152937906
You didn't ask.
Hello.
>tfw you finally beat the labyrinth of the ancientsqueue
>tfw finally got this ridiculous robe
i'm not sure if i can wear this after all...
>>152938012
are...are those smash icons for your spells?
>>152938012
Where's Ryu?
Good night, /xivg/.
Take care of yourselves, and keep your chin up - take solace in the fact that your life will never sink as low as mine.
You'll never know how my hell burns.
:3
>>152938403
fuck off
>>152938403
>your life will never sink as low as mine
Tell me something I don't know.
Get a trip or stop fucking posting here.
>>152938403
my hell burns more than ever before
>>152938426
>>152938447
Now now, children, please try to express yourselves without swearing like edgy teenagers.
:3
>>152938403
>know how my hell burns
It's gonna burn a lot hotter when I set you on fire for being an annoying fuckfaced faggot.
>>152938403
I like you
>>152938403
>take solace in the fact that your life will never sink as low as mine.
>wah im sad
>wah im lonely
epic suffering dude
>>152938602
i love you
>>152938602
>being an edgy teenager and calling others edgy teenagers
Is this a new meme?
>>152938602
>children
>edgy teenagers
you and shyv are perfect for each other, both colossal naive faggots.
>>152938649
I'm neither sad nor lonely.
My suffering is caused by other things.
:3
But yes good night for real, my children. Be sure to brush your teeth before school tomorrow.
>>152938913
kill yourself
you don't have to have a prescription just take a handful of tylenol
>edgy anon hour
I'm out.
id love to meet all the idiots who have talked shit about me and my friends online and meet them online
idk what id do im still thinking about it
>>152939063
>i'm angry and refuse to post here
>i'll let everyone know that I'm not going to be posting here!
>>152938092
I used the caster version as a leveling glam while getting BLM to 60. It ain't bad.
>>152939113
colin post
Does elk really have a huge penis? Asking for a friend.
>>152939113
You might just end up getting beaten to death.
>still think about it
Imagine getting clubbed repeatedly with a baseball bat.
what sort of triple triad cards are people hoping come with the new patch? i know i might be in a minority here, but TT is one of my favourite mini games.
also any favourite cards/card art? im partial to all the dissidia character art
>>152939263
No, he never did.
It's under 5 inches erect.
>>152939267
underrated post
>>152939267
Pain is only temporary anon. It'll be over before you know it.
>>152939504
>Pain is only temporary
Broken ribs and bruises aren't.
Aether
Thordan EX
English
0/2/0
Opinions on BLM? I want to pick up a magic class
>>152939324
Bunny Queen outfit.
>>152939573
the pain goes away, granted you can still be fucked up tho
>>152939648
see now im just picturing the queen of cards from 8 in a bunny outfit
Who has the most ticklish feet? Asking for a friend.
>>152939628
Fuck you, be on Primal instead so I can join.
>>152938913
>talk to rocklizard
>he's a beautiful young man with blond hair
>tell him I felt like I was living underwater
>after I met him everything was a lot more real
>tell him I didn't feel like I was all alone anymore
>suddenly everything's gone
>alone in my room
>come to my senses
>I woke up
>I woke up from the dream
God DAMMIT
>>152939324
>triple triad cards
Nobody here really cares about that shit.
>>152939668
Broken ribs hurt.post butt greencat
>>152939638
I think it's a real snore until you hit 60, then it's pretty fun. You can deal a tremendous amount of damage, but since so many fights these days have parts where the boss is untargetable or invincible for 5-15 seconds at a time it takes a little practice to know when to move, use your buffs, etc. so your damage might be kinda bad at first
>>152939780
>tell people you're going to bed
>start posting without an avatar
>samefag yourself
Why aren't you dead yet?
As I posted on a general, that doesn't love me.
I realized, I finally had a family.
Soon enough, xivg will be my friends
Peacefully, I wait for the next friend.
>>152939573
You go numb faster than you think. Bruises are temporary. Theres a reason torture isn't fast.
>>152939786
I think it would heal, albeit incorrectly without surgical aid after a long enough duration, you wouldn't be in constant pain anymore, but it'd just be messed up.
I think it would be nice to be beaten to death by girls
>>152928138
That's like totally your opinion, man
>>152939896
Xivg hates you to the point random anons take offense if they are referred to you, Aaron
>>152940072
thanks for proving that point
>>152940090
Okay, I'm not fucking a piss drinking faggot, but I'm deeply offended you would call me that.
>>152939638
big big big numbers! very satisfying.
>>152939786
i know, i know but i find it fun! and its enjoyable to collect them !
>>152939905
Are you expecting someone here to torture you and not just beat the shit out of you?
As someone who has been in pretty nasty fights before I can tell you that you might not feel the first few hits or any of them (unless you've never been hit before; you'll be dazed most likely) but the day after you'll feel it pretty bad.
>>152940072
Plainsfolk are disgusting
>>152940069
O want to be beaten to death by women
With their pussys assaulting my cock
And their hips smashing my hips
That would be the worse way to go
>>152940090
dont speak for me, i dont hate anyone
I only think there's like one person here that legit likes tickling. The rest is just memes.
>>152939952more lewd pleaseneed it for.... reasons
>>152940193
Dunesfolk suck
Only massive weebs trying to look like those white eyed losers from the Narutos pick em
>>152939701
I have no idea what Card I want outside of Lord Ravana so all I'm concerned about is dress-up. Triple Triad could be more but it isn't so doesn't hold my attention.
>>152940276
fair enough!
maybe for me some of it is partial nostalgia from ff8, but i do enjoy getting all the new cards
>>152940238
Who's the one person?
All I want to know is, why 30 medals for the last three? Did we do something to upset them?!
>>152940238Zettailoves tickling
>>152940254
I gotta tank all these mobs in my miniskirt for this group, in a bit.www
>>152940375
Could you tank something of mine?
>>152940238
I used to use tickling as an excuse for physical contact.
It evolved into giving massages. Tickling is for teenagers.
>>152940367
you made them jealous by hunting with their brothers and sisters first
you big meany pants
>>152940343
Lancia
Probably Valsi as well.
>>152940375tank something of mine in the miniskirt instead :^)
>>152940427
you fuck off I was here first.
>>152940375
how about you sit on my cock instead
>>152940440
If you EVER came up to me and started massaging me as an excuse for anything.
I'd 180 so fast you wouldn't see my ass fly out the door.
>>152940256
hey shut up idiot plainsfolk a sHIT
>>152940318
I really liked it in VIII so I was excited when it was announced for XIV. Then disappointment. I do like cards but since I hardly use them, no real joy for me. I've got 88 right now, there's a card I want from the Idle Imperial before I wait for 3.4 before buying Cloud.
One tank for Thordan EX in DF
Aether
English
>>152940464
There is literally zero proof of this. You're just making shit up for the sake of it.
>euro hours
>Thirst posting levels rising
Fucking euros ruin everything
>>152940445
Ghosts are SUCH JERKS.
>>152940642
Okay Lance.
>>152940617
can someone switch
i can only heal
>>152940529
It's not like you just walk up to some stranger and give them a massage.
How well do you think tickling a stranger would go?
This works very well on people who are comfortable with you, trust me. Only gets more effective as you get better at it.
>>152940756
I want a cute highlander gal to tickle torture me
>>152940679
>thirst posting rising
More like myerectionis rising. Just trying to get rid of it.
And yes I'm aware thatpornexists, it's just nice sometimes to have another participant on even a small level.
>>152939324
i just want unlimited 4*, they waste your time in random, they're useless compared to 5* and a lot of them are cool npcs or brute justice
i ran around when i resubbed collecting a lot of the cards i wanted, but what's her face in the saucer is such a pain in the ass i didn't bother with her even though i want terra
>>152940679
let the yuropoors thirst in peace
or else you know, lock them in a room together so they can drink each other
>>152940861
>it's just nice sometimes to have another participant on even a small level.
iktf all too well
>>152940845
if only highlanders were cute
>>152941048
coming from you and that horrid monstrosity of an avatar that opinion means literally nothing
>>152941048
Now all highlanders are cute regardless of who they are thanks to your excellent post!
>>152940318
>>152940562
Collecting cards is really the only thing to enjoy. Sadly it gradually becomes such a bloody chore and difficult to enjoy thanks to their model of 3.0+ duel opponents. (Nearly every single opponent is restricted to specific in game hours, way too much opponent deck+rule-stacking, piss poor card drop rates even for some low star cards). I wouldn't even mind the deck stacking so much if it wasnt for the fact that so many NPCs become unavailable after their window passes, so you can't even just sit there and play continuously.
That said, I still go out to collect on occasion.
>>152940183
You're exaggerating just a bit there. I don't care to go into detail but I've taken a few good hits. My gramps was a boxer and we'd mess around all the time. I'd always try to hit him as hard as i could to aggravate him but he always pulled his punches. Such a gentleman. But my dad would get angry and scold me whenever i hit him, said i hit harder than i thought. I remember a guy ran at me in the hallway in 8th grade and i instinctively swung. He cried and i got two days suspension lol. But hey, i guess my opinion is a little biased. Pain is one of my only kinks.
>>152940861
>>152940520
>>152940517
>>152940427
new picture soon mebe
>>152940562
what about it do you feel is dissapointing?
>>152940978
YES. let me use my minfillia card!
>>152941163
honestly yeah the timed windows is the annoying part
>>152940756
GROWN
MEN
SUCKING
TOES
>>152941290
>You will never get to pump this kitten againBeing a horny Au Ra is awful
>>152940069
>Getting assaulted with soft, nice, sweet smelling fists and feet.
that's the way to go baby
Tough tomboy highlander looking to get these "BAG GURLS" tickled. PST Lancia Ayers on Balmung.
Is there a decent way to level crafters from 1-50 once my leves are dry
>>152941590
not very much so, though gc xp scrolls quick synthing would be the way to go, even better if you have a crafter 56+ farming blue scrips for the super xp scrolls
>>152941576
>12312015
Nah.
>>152941406
>horny Au Ra
what a cliche
>>152941290
>mebe
greencat pls
>>152939157
>>152941803
>No one will ever pet or lust after you
Sadlife
>>152941659
greencat thisbulgeisn't going to handle itself, need assistance
>>152941852
You eventually learn to accept it
>>152941852
You say that but then they'll pat your hand and you'll be reduced to an un-EB'able mess.
You guys warned me about the Alphinaud voice change....
I didn't heed your warnings well enough.
>>152941905
>>152941758
>>152941290
cringey
>>152941957I pet you though
>>152942030
don't listen to>>152942046
keep em coming
>>152941957
I dunno, your cat is pretty lustable and petable.
>>152942156
cringey too
we've seen the same "c@ butt" everytime its posted
>>152941957
I would pet and hug you right now if I didn't have to get these last minute poses
>>152942021
I kinda miss the old smug but the new smug kinda suits him too so I can live with it.
>>152942167
>>152941957
>>152942214
Yes pls the poses
>>152942030
When can i impregnate you, slut
>>152942194
*dresses you up* No more cringing little one!
>>152942167
which 1 tho
Name the c@s you want to impregnate.
>>152942335Lilac
>>152942347
preggers is a shit fetish dude
>>152942335
lilac a best
>>152942313
wat
>>152942306
need to get them on 3 chars
>>152942214
You down to getpumped?
Asking for a friend, of course.
>>152942347
Wouldn't mind the one I just replied to.
Also Sera's cat.
>>152942369
fuck oFF
>>152942347
Yugiri.
>>152942369
>fetish
It's not about the result so much as the act that causes that result.
How do I get the new Yshtola hair? is it in the default character creation or do I have to buy it?
winkyface
>>152942508
Mogstation
>>152942490
you're alright
>>152942426
you're not you fuck oFF
>>152942535
Leave.
>>152942508
have to buy it, it comes with a hair book that adds it.
>>152942335
THE PINK ONE
>>152942535
Remain.
>>152942379You know. When a cock ejaculates deep into your womb and fertilizes your slutty eggs
>>152941803
Don't make me come over there. I will/hug the shit out of you.
>>152942347
>having kids
Yeah, how about no.
>>152942535
you come here WITHOUT butt? how dare you!?
>tfw you accidentally fuck up a craft in the most horrible way possible and use something else as your first step instead of maker's mark
Boy do I ever wanna die right now.
>>152942490
Fill 'em up
>>152942508
Fifteen American dollary doos
>>152942571
You like it too, huh?/pet
Is there any maintenance tonight?
>>152942590
>>152942383
so lewwwwwd
>>152942658
I know that pit of despair, clicking comfort zone without thinking to maker's mark
>>152942683
Source?
>>152942683
madu stop lewd i just want to pet and be furiously pet by your pink cat...
>>152942658
if your reclaim failed I sure hope you weren't doing that for someone else
>>152942715
>so lewwwwwdYou know you like it.
>>152942715
>using comfort zone before maker's mark
That was exactly what I did just now. Thank god it was only an offhand for a non-specialist craft, but it still sucks all the same because WASTED LUMINOUS FIBERS
FUCK
>>152942823
yeah, it's pretty shite
>>152942801
ye i do
>>152942869All you have to do is say 'yes'
>>152942683
Who moans the loudest, Kaori or Bnhaka?
>>152942783
Their pink cat is great.
>>152942784
It's the one time I wish I actually did have reclaim.
>mfw
>>152942554
>>152942580
uh oh ;~;
>>152942869
>ye i doSo you wanna get pumped?
>>152942890>unable to say no
tfw nobody to force lewd on me
>>152942921
ohhh geez
I'm so sorry anon
>>152942939
you can stay for now
>>152941294
>what about it do you feel is dissapointing?
I think Dreaming summed it up. It's not really something people do, either. Rarely see people playing and when they are it's against an NPC or a friend. Tournament being bi-weekly is just gross. The NPCs have limited card selection to be stacked in their favor. I hardly remember VIII's but surely it wasn't this bad.
>>152942939
Lewdly cuddle with me so I can pump you.
>>152942972
Thankfully, it was for me and not someone else. Didn't cost me much, but it still fucking sucks.
>>152942910
Probably Bnhaka but Kaori is the most lewdest
>>152942939
/hug
I want to be visited by the lilaccat but so busy, gotta get these poses for my alts
>>152942959
>>152942890
poses
>>152942973
TT is the worst, NPCs are downright cheaters with how loaded their decks are
>>152943061Do you want to get pumped afterwards?
>>152942973
Another issue with the tournament is that it is still pretty much dominated by cheaters unless you are on a dead server where people straight up dont play, otherwise you can do it for some free MGP and a few platinum packs (and get like 4 ultima cards)
>>152942910
I wouldn't know
>>152942721
Inran Elf Oyako to Orc
>>152942619
Off-topic note: your character is gorgeus.
>>152943204You're picking up the second sequel, right?
>>152943738
A third one in the works, huh? They are definitely in my top list of doujins that I like, so would love to.Also, shame things dropped after I left.
>>152929997
>male character
boy are you in for a bad surprise