/sbg/ - Starbound General

first for glitch

WINDS
GIVE ME YOUR MIDI FILES

>>152754724
u wot?

>>152719267
>Is there any way to move or transport livestock animals?
You'd think that those pokeballs would be the perfect way to move livestock. Nope.

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>>152754561
Post drawfag art

Is there any retard-friendly tool to do dungeons? I'd FILL the world with cool shit if I could.

>>152755694
I love whenever someone draws the angry ship pet in the background.

I now have 4 food bowls on my ship, fill them all up before going to a planet. Pet still mad.

nth for I want to marry Leadhead and cuddle him as we both drift to sleep!

>>152755831
Pets like and dislike different foods depending on which racial pet you have, I think; maybe try a different variety of food?

>>152757602
Yeah, I did the drop food item, see if it likes it or not thing. Cat loves raw meat and grape apes. Problem is I spend 20+ minutes on a planet while food only keeps it happy for 10 minutes.

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>>152757885
>giving a shit about the pet Cucklefuck forced on you

>>152758336
This. The pet's are so wirthless and stupid. Also I love how they force humans with the most anti-masculine thing like a fucking cat, I hate cats why not a dog? They don't call them man's best friend for no fucking reason, assholes.

>>152758447
>cats
>anti-masculine

You have never seen a proper tomcat.

>>152758546
I dunno I've never been a cat person. I grew up around dogs always and from what I've seen cats are only for lonely old women that have 20+ of them pissing and shitting and fucking up furniture while leaving food bowls all over the place. Besides I don't think any cat can compete with a god tier breed like a German Shepherd, Rhodesian ridgeback or Golden retriever.

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>>152758336
>Escape some cosmic horror.
>Barely make it alove with your ship.
>Alone to the depths of space.
>Did I say alone? lol no you have a cat xDD
Fuck that cat. I wish I could feed it to my mutant beasts.

Same with the crappy ship system.
>Mods make you start with a wrecked ship.
>Can build EVERY SINGLE BLOCK from scratch
>Lol no, here's an uglyass standard design for every race xDD
>Well, fuck, at least you're still a Riddick-tier survivor and
>Nope. Your background is that you're a space boy scout from space UN xDDD
FUCKING CHUCKLEFUCKS FUCKERS FUCK UP SO HARD THAT EVEN WHEN THEY FUCKING ADD CONTENT THEY FUCKING MAKE IT WORSE.

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>>152758797
>Can't shape your own destiny like in Terraria
They keep fucking it up. Why make you be a stupud fucking boy scout space ranger? Waking up in a fucked up ship with head trauma and memory loss would have been fine right? Whoever shoe horned in this federation horseshit can go eat a bowl of fuck.

¡>>152758797

>Make humans the best race
>It's actually fun because it kinda shows how based and mature we are as a species compared to the rest.
>Scratch that, let's have space tumblr instead.

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>>152758674
I have a pet cat who goes outside every day and kills stuff

I think that's pretty masculine

>>152758447
>Not liking cats
Clearly you haven't seen awesome cats, there's a reason 4-chan loves the buggers.

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>>152755694
Ok.

>>152759953
There is no way that burger got into that box.

>>152760493
are you saying that photo might be fabricated somehow?

>>152763404
Yes, look at the shadows on the drink compared to the shadows on the box for fries, different angles. That image is shopped.

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>>152758674
>falling for the "breed" meme
>list a bunch of inbred wolves with tons of genetic diseases that are also prone to cancer at the drop of a hat

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>>152763640
>t. Cat loving faggot
The only dog breed with problems is the Pitbulls which are the niggers of dogs.

>Old pre-alpha-whatever-the-fuck-state Starbound was
>Able to host a server for me and 3 friends

>Fully stable and released Starbound
>Server shits itself when 3 or more people are in

Thank god I didn't spend a dime in this crap.

/sbg/ Vanilla server when?

>>152765075
We should settle on one.

>>152765618
I second this.

Well I burned out on Terraria long ago, and now Starbound already feels dull after beating The Ruin, any autismo game suggestions that feel similar?

>>152770002
Factorio is the perfect autismo game, but it't not very similar.

>>152770002
Space Engineers?
I kinda liked Cosmonautica as a space trader/ship modifying game.

Most Terraria/Starbound clones are terrible.

>>152770002
Try Star Citizen.

I wish we could make a server that forces everyone into hardcore, and instabans you if you die, would give the game a lot more value on playing carefully.

>>152740862
You don't need to have a blade specified, and you can use directive?replace to recolor the handle.

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>>152754561
Holy shit this general is dead as fuck. Where is everyone?

>>152771846
>I wish we could make a server that forces everyone into hardcore,
YEs!
>and instabans you if you die,
No. No need for that.

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>>152770714
Space engineers is fun as fuck but it gets dull if you don't have friends to share your creations with.

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>>152772009
Don't respond to him you dolt, it only encourages him!

>>152772009
Well, maybe no instaban, but something i would like as well is sever side inventory, beause people brining 100000dmg weapons and inmunity to everything is lame and would defeat the purpose.

>>152772196
Hardcore Starbound ain't bad. But it still feels incomplete.
mods and all sorts of things Starbound doesn't have like fun

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>>152772619
Starbound lacked fun from the very start. It always felt fucking clunky and each update added in stupid gimmicks like fists and the staffs also only armor increases your health and stamina, really? Why not have special implant heart crystals that increase your life that you find underground? Then they shoehorn in this retarded fucking story while retconning more shit than GW does because it was "too dark". Also all the bosses suck in design and gameplay. All terrible with the exeption of thr Big ape which was pretty original. Apperently coming up with some unique space monsters similar to Ocram in Terraria is too fucking hard so just make a pink edgy ninja and a robot spartan.

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>>152773353
Yeah, they could have used just a few borrowed mechanics and creature behaviours from other games and they would have a GOTY in their hands. But all this backpedal and all these changes only made it worse.

>All terrible with the exception of thr Big ape which was pretty original
I suggested that on the forums. I was really glad they implemented it.

I also suggested an avian sky fleet on a lava planet with awinged, beefed avian general as a boss

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>>152774231
I'd prefer not to have a bunch of humanoid bosses. In these kind of 2d games you're suppose to feel like a monster slaying badass. In Terraria there was only one humanoid boss and he wasn't a pushover.

>>152771978
Dead game.
Until the next content "update" the thread will slowly die.

>>152754724
huh

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for those who've played with modding and Notepad++, is there a way to permanently teach N++ all available JSON parameters starbound uses?

I heard this game was shit but the newest patch unfucked it?

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>>152774710
We can also have that.
TRIGGER WARNING

>>152776930
Still shit. The newest patch only unfucked it just a tiny bit.

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>>152777206
What's so triggering about this?

>>152777406
I was a casual as a kid and this guy took a lot of tries.
Would be a nice starbound guard-miniboss design.

>>152777235
I should've expected as much from information I get from my normalfag friend.

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rate my shitty airship, and forgive the poor image splicing job please

>>152765618
That's not going to happen until /sbg/ hosts one. This is a dark time for vanilla players.

>>152778478
What's her name?

>>152778830
Lacunita

>>152778478
Not bad but I seriously don't understand how the fuck that thing stay's in the air just from those shitty ass propellers. Did Chucklefuck not think things through before "hurhurhur air pirates lol". There aren't even cloud blocks in the game so you can maybe explain that there's a machine manipulating clouds to fly.

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>>152748397

Whoa whoa whoa, WE didn't decide anything. Two of you faggots decided to just up and nuke everything because you guys were butthurt. I don't remember the people who actually built anything actually getting their two cents in.

>>152779049
That or actual space ships, which avians have.

>>152778478
Did you just kill a bunch of pirates and steal their ship?

>>152777406

RIP in peace Harambe

>>152779489
no I built it myself

>>152779558
#Dicksout4SpaceHarambe

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>>152779049
You sure about that?

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>>152779097
Except it was three of us, who all built the largest things there and were the most active builders in the first place. I'm not condoning the full destruction of the place like no one was going to be mad, but dude, it's in the past now and it's very unlikely to happen again. The only one butthurt about anything here is you man. Chill out. It's just a bunch of shitty houses made a bunch of shitty people on a shitty planet hosted on a shitty server. We've already made less shitty buildings on a slightly shittier server. There's seriously no reason to be THIS invested over the buildings there and the events that transpired other than pointless shit flinging. Move on man.

How do i get to the new colony?

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>Come into /sbg/ expecting neo-/sbg/ with everybody sucking the games dick despite it being dog shit still
>The majority of people who are still around still seem to hate it

Well that is reassuring.

So quick question though.
What are the chances of mods fixing this mess of a game? And by fixing it I mean, fixing the lore, adding actual threatening looking enemies instead of the dumb as fuck shit we have now, adding new bosses that aren't pitiful, adding actual biomes that have their own unique hazards, enemies, bosses and loot, making the underground actually useful to explore etc etc

Also, if anybody can give me source for pic related I'll suck your dick, but not in a homo way because I'm not gay.

>grayles colony nuke
So was the badmin really going to ban everyone involved in the colony? Seeing all the bitching on here you probably should've just let him and his shitter friends have the colony. Then maybe the faggots bitching would've done something productive about it and crashed the server into oblivion.

Although I doubt it, they'd probably just be bitching about the badmin instead and they'd get a nice base to normalfuck up.

>>152781208
>majority
I want to say it's unanimous, but I know we have contrarians out there.

>>152781481
It's really just one really bored nerd who wants drama to post about. The other three people who were slightly bothered by it's destruction got over it quickly because they understand there's no purpose of being so invested in a home that's not even on an /sbg/ server let alone a home in this dying game at all.

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>>152781208
Dunno. We can try.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BTvQY1q4XKfSNOee92GseDi7ZUe1k94FeHOUwizHBQo/edit

First doc was when they removed hunger and temperature, so I guess those suggestions may be useless now, but the perk system and the monster mods would be pretty solid.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mAn72hiL3ulAs6iHlk2-vr_VcooifEyV0fBePlg_eTs/edit

Second mod is a "let your autism fly" doc. Add there any interesting quests or missions you might want.

Good luck, guys. YOU're the ones that make Starbound fun. Have a qt ayylmao

>>152781208
>fixing the lore
Define what this means. Depending on your answer, it could range from "yes, easily" to "yes, but with a fuckton of work that's better put elsewhere."
>actual threatening looking enemies
RNG mish-mash enemies will always look kinda dopey. No helping that, even with more parts. More variety would be nice, and more static enemies could possible solve this.
>bosses that aren't pitiful
This is half on the engine and half on the bosses themselves. Pretty much everything is going to be "run from it and shoot it " or "platform around shit and shoot it". The Kluex boss shows that there CAN be interesting bosses, but it also shows that, for them to be interesting, they're also going to end up samey. I can't really think of a fix, myself, but I'm sure there is one.
>biomes that have their own unique hazards, enemies, bosses and loot
We used to have that. I'd think that bringing them back wouldn't be too rough.
>making the underground actually useful to explore
Make the underground minibomes more like the old surface biomes. Tada?

>>152781894
I'm putting this in the OP as soon as I can.

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>>152781894
Have a qt ayylmao?

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yeah.... theres nothing worth shit on the new server.....

its now clear that you retards left grayles cuz your faggot friend got banned.

im better off making my own stuff

>>152784605
:ok_hand:

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>>152782154
Not him but Starbound defintely needs to step up it's enemy designs. Everything looks too fucking cute and non-threatening. And when they try to make something look serious it's a joke like that purple turd ghost.

Is there anything in the soundtrack that makes it worth not completely replacing with Metroid music?

>>152787286
There is the outpost song...but it get's annoying really quick and I wnd up replacing it with the Institute theme from Fallout 4.

/Computer illiterate/ here, can I download steam workshop mods with the pirated version somehow?

>>152787456
>Fallout 4.
kys

>>152787659
Download them from elsewhere.
If they are only on steam workshop, you could get someone with the steam version to download the mod and upload it elsewhere.

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Hey, Anons. How goes the base building? Just finished up my base's reactor.

>>152787659
use workshopdownloader

>>152787813
Thanks, could someone please upload http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=735524956 ?

>>152788123
doesn't work with starbound

>>152788054
Would be nice if we could get all these creations and get it into a massive database that adds random dungeons into the game.

But instead we got the shitty proc gen.
Your stuff looks great, guys.

Did Chucklefish add in anything lately?

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>>152788436

>>152787754
>not pirating bad games for shits and giggles with mods
no you kys.

The last time I played this game there were like 4 quests before it completely stopped and there was nothing else to do. I just downloaded yesterday and I added a couple mods.

Is there a guide anywhere to show me how to make the best bases right off the bat and the most most efficient way to earn /craft the best loot? I want to own my planets.

To frackin universe, or not to frackin universe?

>>152789032
Depends.
Do you want a fuckton of ores that do nothing but craft more stuff for a false sense of progression, but have more biomes?
If you do, backup your universe folder before.

>>152788859
>try harding in STARBOUND
woah dude. I didn't even know this was possible. If you figure this out, do share.

What's the best way to get pixels?

>>152788859
>Complete Protectorate mission, collect all the loot you can from every box.
>On the first planet, loot EVERY box, and take every box. Grab any objects you find and every seed you can, too.
>Craft the Inventor table, craft until you make an anvil.
>You'll have unlocked the Outpost because you get all the fragments you need from boxes and the poptop mother.
>Sell everything except your sword. EVERYTHING.
>Complete the moon base and loot every chest/locker you find. You don't need armor to get through this.
>Return to the outpost, sell everything
>Fly to any forest/desert in your system, collect all the
>Craft your Breathing EPP at the anvil
>Buy Erchius Fuel from the Outpost since you've got enough money to probably fill the tank entirely by now
>Focus solely on upgrading your EPP, Furnace, and Anvil.

Tryhard mode unlocked.

I'm scanning stuff, but sometimes it doesn't show up in the pixel printer menu. Specifically, red lights and blue lights. I've scanned them in on an older character and it worked just fine.

What's the deal?

>>152790090
Not everything is 3D-printable.

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>>152788436
>Last update two weeks ago
>Mod showcase

>>152788436
Nightly apparently has Novakid settlements, and they are adding a fishing minigame that doesn't look TOO bad for a concept.

>>152790175
Now that I'm thinking about it, I probably just nabbed a bunch of them from an Apex lab and thought I had printed them.

Y'know what I'd add?
If this game was half as moddable as they promised it would be I'dd add a fool-proof dungeon maker that allows you to save dungeons/homes/towns/areas. You'd just have to take the dungeon file you just made and put it into the right folder.
Voilá. Next time you play it would spawn there. It would be great because if a host added a bunch of cool dungeons into his world the rest of players would DL the whole thing for the server.

>>152788151
https://mega.nz/#!51VQDAKJ!VR9oDdRDTYYKChBBRfCxyVo3LKHGeQEFn4Q4FycVcq0

You're welcome.

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>>152791554
That wuld be kinda cool. Community always creates way better buildings than the vanilla shit anyway.

>>152791858
Thank you, anonymous person on the internet.

>>152791930
That is a sexy-ass tank. Does it work?

>>152791930
>that character
>sloped blocks
Looks like it's from Terraria rather than Starbound.

>>152791858
Dolphin porn is the exact thing I was looking for.

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>>152792094
Both games have the capability of making amazing buildings.

>>152791930
>terraria is better at making sci fi looking shit than starbound

>>152788151
Why did that guy even use the Metroid Prime menu theme with the voiced intro? Who would think that was a good idea?

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>>152791930
Yeah. Another nice touch would be teleporters to dungeons. It would allow immersive variety between areas.
>Find bigass tech tower dungeon.
>Breach through main door.
>A set of tech-stages ensue until you get to the final boss.
We could have thousands of simple platformer games inside the Starbound game.

Also also
>No stage minigame where you drive a space jet and wreck through an alien armada until you reach their mothership
This is suffering.

>>152758447
>goes to planet to mine girl's best friend

yeah, real high masc of you

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>>152792761
>not mining girl's best friend while farming girl's friend to make it easier to have nothing but girls on your ship who will take care of you immortal cat for you

You clearly don't know how to be a MAHN, a MAHN MAHN MAHN.

>>152792952
Now if only you could ejaculate money. You've got the diamonds and chocolate covered.

haven't palyed in 8 months.

Did they progress the main quest?

>>152793317
Yes they made it worse

>>152793639
will wait 3-4 years untill the game is dead and someone makes a good mod out of its corpse.

>>152793746
It's already dead.

>>152793848
It is worth it is a comatose creep. If you start modding it now they will release a stupid update that will make your mod incompatible with the the new game version.

It needs to die to be able to resurrect.

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>>152793746
The only thing I want salvaged once this game is dead for good is floran. They're too cute to be wasted away on a shitty game.

>>152792341
The power of slopes.

Gripes: Class I and Class II worlds should be more likely to have cities. Anything beyond that should, by category, not be able to have normal cities on them. Planets being bathed in radiation or frozen solid or scorched the hell shouldn't be having naked bird people. Humans and Apex have some adaptive things for those planets, but that's it.

Would also like to see some megalopoli added in.

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>>152794764
>We will never fight through hordes of robots in a giant megalopolis mission.
It's like they hate fun.

>>152794764
>Humans and Apex have some adaptive things for those planets, but that's it.
like what?

>>152795964
I think he means theoretically, since they're the most "modern" of the bunch.

>>152795964
He probably means domed cities or underground bunker complexes.

>>152795079
>what the return to earth mission could have been
>only with moontants and tentacles instead of robots
>maybe a few robots
>like, the entire protectorate arsenal of mechs
>if you've got the XS and ZZtech mods installed, it pulls from them too

>>152795964
The only humans I've encountered on death worlds have been in bunkers or protective gear. Or prisons, but you can explain the prisons away as it being intended.

Apex have their drones and outposts, but unfortunately I just found a city on a death world.

>>152795964
Advanced technology? Humans and Apex are the only two with highly advanced tech. Avians are backwards, use fucking stone B.C tier architecture. Floran are scavangers that haven't made anything of their own and Hylotl...undecided.

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>>152794764
Avians are the oldest spare fairing civilization they just use magic red crystals for EVERYTHING, Hyltol are as high tech as humans.

>>152796312
Avians are retards who pray to crystals to do stuff for them.

Is there a tutorial on how to make my own music addons/replacers?

>>152796594
and then it works
checkmate athiests

>>152796721
Going by the original lore it's more likely that the aliens that uplifted them gave them the crystals as a sort of crutch before they became more advanced. Then Kluex and co started fucking it up and now the Avians are retards.

In the new lore with no mention of an uplift and Kluex's legitimacy unclear, who knows.

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/sbg/ constantly bitches about Starbound and how it is a Terrible game and that Terrerria is superior in every way conceivable
>continues to play Starbound

>>152796312
I think what's implied with avians is that they developed high tech, but then they sort of allowed automated shit to do everything for them until they forgot their tech was tech, and it was so advanced it basically appeared as magic.

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>>152796594
If you can move X tons of spaceship by praying for Y minutes at a crystal of size Z, it's not exactly retarded, it's engineering.

>>152797069
Not in every way conceivable.
Starbound's main idea is superior and the sprites are comfy.
Other than that it fails in every way conceivable.

>>152797069
I just stay because I like the science fiction setting to the game.

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>>152797382
I wouldn't call Starbounds idea superior because it was executed so god damn poorly but the comfiness is there. Terraria has superior atmosphere, music, gameplay and world.

>>152797134
'The Eyes of Kluex' lore book I felt implies the opposite, that they're a bunch of dumbasses that weren't going anywhere until they stumbled on avolite crystals that let them get to space and live a semi-modern existence. They don't really have a good understanding of their own tech and how it works, they just pray and rub crystals together until stuff happens.

>>152798128
Honestly the fact that every planet was just pretty much one biome with sometimes having small variants of other biomes bummed me out hard.

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>>152798128

>Terreria
>superior atmosphere, music and world

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>>152799095
Thanks for agreeing with me.

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>>152797069
I like Starbound more overall. The only thing I really miss from Terraria is hard, memorable boss fights.

I just wish Starbound had more content. I'd really like a Hardmode style expansion to it.

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Despite being a pretty ezmode mod I have to say I enjoy robot slaves doing my work for me.

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>yfw Bethesda buys the rights to Starmound from the soon-to-be-defunct Chucklefuck and makes a full 3D Starbound with even more lies and false promises

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>>152799941
On the bright side, if bethesda buys it at least we'll have proper sex mods

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>>152799941
>Get 3d thicc florans
Yes.

Starbound w/ mods > Tererria (with or without mods)

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ACT guy here for a quick thing I'm still working on that bothered me just as much as the snake vendor's sprite.

"No king has a shit sprite forever, my son."
-- Martin Luther King Jr

"He stood up!"
-- IGN

"Sex Mods when?"
-- BBC

>>152777947
CLANG CLANG CLANG

Have you guys picked a fucking server to stay on yet or are people still jumping around constantly?

>>152801237
While Terraria's modding scene had almost died out, I don't see Starbound's modding scene making Starbound's combat more interesting anytime soon.

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>152801237
You don't even deserve a (you)

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>>152800435

>green chlorophyll space niggers

Where have I seen this before...

>>152801237
Does starbound have good combat?
Meaningful interactions. Animations? No?
It's shit.

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>>152801592
That's not a fair comparison.
Orks
>6-7ft tall monsters that pry steel tanks apart with their bare hands
Floran
>Adorable plant people with pretty flowers
Sure floran scavage and their (retconned) past made them a bit violent. But their behavior is fucking tame compared to orks. And there aren't any good orks willing to assimilate.

>>152801506
Grayles is empty and Gameunity is shit, so no.

>>152802130
>he doesn't know about the Emprah's Greenest

>>152802276
>he doesn't know Orks are incompatible to anything other than fighting.
Try to bribe them and they'll eventually turn on you. Bore them with a task other than fighting and they'll turn on you.

>>152801454
Now maybe he'll be a good mini-boss

>>152802543
Anon is alluding to a group of Orks who have devoted themselves to the Emperor because they think he's the biggest and strongest ever and thus worth following. Yes this is canon.

what are the things in order to automatically finish missions? i remember it was something like /finishhumanmission1 or something like that, i cant find them

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>>152802779
Are they greenlit by the Ordos Xenos? If not they're still Unpredictable and dangerous. Orks only live to fight and if they get bored of you for even a second they'll turn on you to get a fight. I mean most Floran are willing to learn. Orks on the other hand are living parasites that destroy entire planets.

>>152802865
That duck looks great for a randomly generated beast.

>>152801454
It kinda looks more like a bodyguard or general rather than a King to be completely honest...

>>152803279
The Orodos Xenos NEVER greenlights a non-quarantined species of alien. The only ones they tolerate are stuck on their home planet and accounted for, or restricted to a limited set of systems the Imperium doesn't feel is worth conquering yet.

>>152803505
True. I do need to give him a crown or something. Any suggestions towards making him look more kingly? I originally designed him after the Lich King from the Warcraft series, just without a cape.

>>152803787
Give him some medal pins on his chest. Also a nice royal cape. And a more pimped sword with gems n' shit.

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>>152803279
>living parasites that destroy entire planets

Go talk to the weeb space fish and ask them about their homeworld

>>152801237
All the mods have done is add extra shit and fixed or removed some minor annoyances. Nothing has fixed it to put it even on the level of Starbound right now.

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>>152803416
>duck
m8 it's a platypus and I'm not even a straya cunt

>>152805056
>All the mods have done is add extra shit and fixed or removed some minor annoyances. Nothing has fixed it to put it even on the level of Starbound right now.

I agree, even with mods Terreria has yet to reach Starbounds greatness

>>152805264
You know what I meant, chucklefuck.

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>>152805034
Weebfish are pacifist pussies. Also I don't think Floran did it with millions along with so many bommers, Dreadz, Tanks, Roks and Squiggoths. One planet is nothing compared to an Ork raid, or better known as a WAAAAGH!

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Post cozy ships

is it Florin or Fleraan?

>>152806174
I go with floor-ran.

>>152806261
This is the right way to say it.

>>152806261
>>152806354
I say Floor-on
Similar to "Boron"

>>152807051
That sounds like a slur, like a corruption of moron.

>>152807051
I pronounce it like Floral but with an "N."

>>152807051
that is because you are a butt

>>152807051
Well that's the wrong way to say it you stupid weirdo.

>>152807126
Boron is the 5th element on the periodic table read a book about science please

>>152807572
No, jackass, I meant pronouncing Floran like Floron sounds like something you'd call to offend a floran, because it sounds like moron. Who the fuck is going to automatically jump to "Oh, like that most noble of gases, Boron!"

You fucking nerd.

>>152806174
>>152806261
"Florin" is probably closest. It's a bit more of a -ran sound but "floor-ran" sounds too heavy on the second syllable emphasis. It's floran like drawan is drawing.

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>>152807749
Huhuhuhu.

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>>152807665
Boron isn't a noble gas you moron

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>>152808932
>Moron, Boron, Flooron
What's next?

>>152797069
I'm burned out on terraria
I've played it with pretty much every mod and I almost made my own total conversion too.

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>>152809187
Argon. As in, the Terrans are hogging all of their economic wealth and technology, won't you help the Argon commit planetary scale genocide and release self replicating killer robots onto the universe as a way to punish those Terrans for being so rich and isolationist?

>>152798128
>music
no, music is the ONE thing starbound did right

Increasingly of the opinion that Apex have the best racial armor

>>152808932
>You fucking nerd.

>>152809959
This is true. Apex in first and humans in second for me.

>>152809916
The music in Starbound is good at putting me to sleep. There's nothing catchy like Terraria's Cavern theme or aything as ominous as the Crimson theme.

>>152809870
>That Geode race from starbound that got deleted.
>No cyberpunk races
>No cyberpunk anything.
ONE JOB Starblunder.

>>152809870
Nah, Argon as in all the good concepts from the lore argon.

>>152810350
>No cyberpunk anything
Well there's the underwater fishpeople cities that are pretty neotokyo, and there's the neo clothing set.

Thematically though nothing.

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>>152810350
>Starbound could have had an entire race of Granite golem looking people
They really have no concept of fun do they?

>>152810738
http://community.playstarbound.com/resources/geode-race.2292/

It's there, but outdated.

>>152810738
There were a ton of really cool custom races that people were making around that time. It's such a damn shame most of them never lasted long enough to become mods.

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>>152811430
> It's such a damn shame most of them never lasted long enough to become mods.
Or they did but stopped giving a fuck because Starbound sucks.

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How can I make my barren homestead look comfier?

also post comfy builds

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>>152811735
>Can't get a mech mod of that
Well damn it. I was going to ask what would be involved in making a proper extending staff weapon (rather, a spear reskin and nothing more), but that sure puts a damper on my motivation.

>>152812861
This nigga created the whole saiyan race, where you start hitting with your fists and after killing plenty of monsters you get small energy balls, kamehame attack, spirit bomb, flight and even that fucking monkey thing. It's friggin awesome, A shame it wasn't updated anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksTL40zdQg0

>>152812410
Decorations. Everything you have looks like it serves a utilitarian purpose. That's not comfy.

>>152812410
What are those half-red tiles? Sorta looks like painted platforms on top of foreground stone bricks, but that can't be it.

>>152813359
It's pretty cramped as is, not sure I can fit in more decorations
should I rearrange and remove some stuff?

>>152813685
"carpet over stone" blocks from the pixel goods store mod

>>152814015
Oh. Thanks. Didn't expect a modded house to look so boringly vanilla.

>Fully upgraded MM
>All techs unlocked
>Sell off excess modules and cards
>Those prices
Jesus christ, they really don't care for balance. Just made 100k from selling all the excess I had.

>>152813878
You need to expand mate.

Is there not a flesh light? No pun intended, I want a fully fleshed house.

>>152815649
>doesnt save that shit for alts
Besides, 100k is nothing. The modules are worth more.

Add -codex to codex item IDs to spawn them in properly.

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>>152816797

>>152815943
http://starbounder.org/Flesh_Mini_Biome

http://playstarbound.com/mod-spotlight-1/

>That’s all for today! Are there any mods you’d like to see in the next round-up? Let us know in the comments! <3
Will the thought police arrest me if I suggest taking a look at the vore mod?


>1.0 Space Game
>Next to no Space Content
>Working on 1.1
>It's going to add a fishing system
JUST

>>152818151
There used to be asteroid bases. I'm thinking they removed them because they couldn't figure out a way to balance the specialized all-directional jump techs that were around in the pre-1.0, which were almost necessary in asteroid fields just to not die from falling.

Or maybe they broke their new lore. I don't even know anymore. It's just kind of lame all around, really.

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>>152819528
Is that fucking snow on a lava world?
JUST
U
S
T

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>>152819881

>>152819881
If it was like Venus, then the snow would be made of metal.

>>152819881
Who says it's h2o snow?

>>152812861
See >>152771935
You could also possibly replace the stab FX with another handle to make it look like the staff is extending when you attack.

>>152819567
I know. Didn't that used to be like the only legitimate way to get spaceship doors?

>>152820175
Priceless.

IDEA: A mod that lets you edit an item's JSON in-game
Is that even possible

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>>152820175

>>152794764

you don't understand

radioactive planets are really just jungle planets and toxic planets

canonically, there SHOULD be a lot of avians on radioactive planets, because before the avians fucked off and became insular, they colonized a lot of jungle worlds

the radioactive/frozen/molten planet ideas is just fucking dumb anyway but whatever

>>152821024

What's a good way to get up on the Pirate ships? I found one on an alien planet but I can't quite climb up to it.

>>152820218
I appreciate the tips, but I'm so fucking clueless with this stuff. I lost the links I had to all the stuff about spawning in custom weapons, not that i understood it in the first place.

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>>152821024

>Made my first flesh moon colony
>Only 22 tenants
>First rent is a level 10 Ice Swarm staff

Well that was a waste of effort.

>>152820615
That's another thing I hate from starbound.
Avian, Floran, Human... even a motherfucking robot race and they are basically the same. They resist the same temperature, need the same air, do the same things.... even their fucking culture has no big differences.

>>152759091
>obvious star trek rip off, interstellar organisation for peace and prosperity between its members
>le tumbly wumblies strike again!!

This shit is going too far.

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Question:

I unpacked the assets to figure out how to make a mod, but now I made it and it's working. Do I need to delete the unpacked assets now? My game takes fucking forever to start up, and I suspect it's loading from the unpacked assets instead of the .pak file.

In return for your help, please enjoy this old Hylotl ship which was debatably superior to the one we have now, although I will concede that the new one is cool too.

Fuck everything.

>Tenant wants me to kill a bird
>Dragon body, slug head, feather wings
>Breathes blue flames
>Can't capture it because it's glowing red

I need a fix for this shit. Such a rare thing to find a cool generated monster.

>>152821498
Move the unpacked folder to another location. It does try to load the unpacked files AND the pak file.

>>152821264
I guess Frackin' Races fixes that.
What still needs to be fixed is >>152820175 and moronic merchants on "inconceivably threatening" planets.
Basically >>152794764 should be how it is.

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>>152821212
>>152821024
>>152819987
I HURT MYSELF TODAY!

>>152821145
Platforms on the anchor chain.

Is it too late to be involved in the successor community colony due to the paranoia? I tried scouting around Grayles but Im not sure what their modlist is so I crash fairly often.

>>152821742
Grayles is vanilla, but it's also ded.

>>152821742
look at the google doc for more information.

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>>152821621
That did the trick, thanks anon.

I remember way back when I made this mod, you used to have to pack everything into a .modpak file. Is that no longer the case? The wiki is so out of date it's not even funny.

Also, is there really no other way to get fleshy strands than to go to every mutated planet you see, hope to god that it has a flesh mini biome, and cut down every tree, bush and vine you see?

Cause I'm not grinding for this shit, I can tell you that. And it doesn't appear that you can grow flesh trees.

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>Not spawning anymore

>>152822554
Meant for
>>152821576

>>152822554
Why do avians make the best sluts and fuccbois

Anybody know how to add quests, or where one might go to get that info?

>>152822635
>no fun allowed, courtesy of your friends at Chucklefish

>>152822684

because tits

ha ha, tits

someone post the space nightclub filled with avian sluts

>>152800435
Excuse me, this adjective is reserved for the descriptions of fishlady butts.

>>152821178
>>152820218
I've got a weapon or two that fit what I want functionally, I just need to know how to

A) Learn what the parameters are (apparently itemid isn't a command anymore?)
B) Figure out how to change them to my needs (like you said, red handle, no blade, replacing stab would be much harder)
C) implement them into the spawnitem command.

>>152819881
You won't like Banjo Tooie.

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>>152823072
>being attracted to your dinner
Gross. Besides fish stink unlike pretty flowers.

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>teased this guy
>not implemented

>>152824104
Oh no we got that anon. Exept it's in the form of some saggy old cunt in a wheelchair instead of cool figure with glowing ruin on its back

Can someone link me to the blogpost, tweet or interview that says they changed the story and lore for 1.0 because it was "too dark" and/or for sjw purposes?

Because I don't think there's any despite repeatedly being stated as fact.

>>152824078
I am glad we both agree when it comes to eating out thick fish ass.

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>>152824284
I don't know the full jist but apperently there was suppose to be the Agaran menace which was going to be Starbound's Crimson. But it was scrapped because nu-males and landehalrs kept bitching on the forums because it was "too dark". Thank fucking god Re-logic isn't this fucking cucked.

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>>152824594
Eww, you can have your nasty fish ass. I'll stick with perfect Floran tookus

>>152824216
What I regret most is that it feels like all mystery and intrigue is gone from the game. All the cool old questions are gone. The stuff about what Greenfinger's whole spooky-ass deal was, if Big Ape was really real after all, if Kluex was real or just some magic space cult, who the hell the agarans are... It's all either a big nothing or gone entirely.

The whole world just feels duller without them.

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>>152824078
>>152824594

would floran like thicc meaty asses though

fish, bird, long pork

like, a literal hunger, perhaps transforming into a sexual hunger

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>Scorched core (10%)

Bullshit, I've been killing these things for an hour

>>152802779
If by canon you mean "your dudes" is canon in your heart the yeah sure. Otherwise no, a fanfic is not canon.

>>152824910
For some rrason most female Floran I meet are so lusty over my human...maybe
it's a fetish or something.

>>152824917
Well, I killed 4 more and found one.
Murphy's law.

>>152824996
You really have no idea about 40k lore do you? Except maybe what's in your BL novels.

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>>152812410
>>152815530
>>152815796
Is this any better

>>152825145
Humans are cute, it's no surprise.

>>152825257
It has improved.

>>152825145

well some people like to eat food off someone else's body, sometimes in lewd places and get off on it

maybe some floren are really REALLY into exotic meats, but if you're not allowed to kill them like the old times, weeeell

>>152824627
>But it was scrapped because nu-males and landehalrs kept bitching on the forums because it was "too dark"

Link to it. I think you're making this shit up. The Agaran Menace thread is 148 pages of lore discussion and speculation that for some reason continued years after the event disappeared.

>>152825240
No I don't read marine wank books. I do know emprah worshipping ork ideas like Deffwotch are just fanon shit. The emperor hasn't got shit on Gork and Mork and every ork knows it.

>>152825257
>blatant porno hanging up on your wall
jesus christ dude

>>152824797
>>152824910
Just put some thought into it.Delicious, chubby fish butts. Massive squirting during orgasm. I can imagine their skin probably makes for great hand or footjobs. Making all kinds of wet and sloppy noises.

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>Go scan shit
>"Hmmm, I wonder"
>"Interesting"

You fucking cunt, either tell me something useful or shut the fuck up.

>>152825763
I bet you think half-eldar aren't a think either.

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>>152825383
>>152824910
>>152825792

floren didn't really come to destroy
they came to fuck everything

they're green kirks

>>152825764
Erotic art

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>>152826071
Nice. Who wouldn't wanna seed a qt floran lady?

What are the commands for proceeding the story? I'm tired of going on a treasure hunt for floran shit for weeks on end.

>>152826443
There aren't, commands to complete the quests don't unlock everything.
Just mod the game to only require 1 scan and /admin some item

>>152826443
>treasure hunt for floran shit for weeks on end.
It shouldn't take more than few hours at max. Have you actually tried talking to any floran NPCs?

>>152825932
About as canon as squats are now.

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Managed to randomspawn a pretty close ringer for what I was looking for (except for the blade but I can deal with it). Shame that it's an ice element, though.

Friendly reminder that if youre not playing as a human then youre playing the game wrong.

Any way to get more outlaws or pets from tenants? I want a crew full of outlaws, and a bunch of named pets.

>>152827212
Being wrong never felt so right.

>>152827212
If you don't have a qt floran girlfriend while playing as a human your game must be broken.

>>152826890
Unlike Squats, they never changed the lore about them.

>>152825875
She actually does say something interesting about certain objects.
The large floran hunter statue apparently helps her a ton. Says something about researching who that might be.
Also a very well hidden object you can scan for florans is a bone on a stick that looks different from the usual ones. She'll say that the creature this bone belongs to does not come from anywhere near the planet you found it!
>>152826071
>>152826274
So, hylotl should lay eggs right? I am not false in noticing that Hylotl satisfy even my egg laying fetish, right?

>Go to Infinimart
>Buy 1000 Apples
>Game runs like shit

FUCKING APPLES

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Built a farm on the asteroids above maritime colony because why not.

>>152827425
>>152825875
This is what aggravates me about a lot of the PC scan text too. "It's a tv." "That's a sink." "That's a bathroom stall."

Half the reason I like the floran so much is their dialogue tends to be more interesting, if only because of their penchant for hiding behind things and jumping out from them.

Hey ACTanon, v1.03 seems to crash the program for some reason. V1.0 still works fine, though.

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>>152827425

> oviposition

i mean... sure?

avian and hylotl would probably work for that, if that's your thing

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>>152826776

Mhm. I talked to all the colonists I found, and scanned a bunch of shit. I'm 3/4th of the way at the moment.

>>152827661
Post your log in a pastebin so we can see what the problem is.

>>152827697
I thought you were stuck at 99% with only the talking remaining, that's the usual shit dumb newbs do. Just keep running through more floran colonies.

>>152827697
>Frackin
Found your issue famallama.

In vanilla you could just scour a couple of forest planets and be set.

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>>152827871
>>152827785

Alrighty, guess I'll continue exploring aimlessly then.

So I used to play a decent amount of Terraria, and this game seems really fun, but is it only quests based? No events like Eclipses or bosses to go explore and find like Plantera etc?

If so what do you do after you beat all the quests

>>152827379
Yeah you're right, squats were canon and playable at some point while half-eldar was only a wanky article. Which still makes them slightly closer to modern canon than a silly fanfic about emperor worshipping orks.

>>152828247
nothing

Anyone still have the assets from back when it was still in the koala updates? There were some randomized weapons, but I can't find all the sprites for each part. I wanted to readd them to the game through a mod.

>>152827556
nigga clean that toilet and fix your mirror
healthcodeviolations/10

>>152827686
I should probably get to work and make a nice family-friendly environment for my nonexistant eggs to hatch.
Maybe make a pond on a bog-world (Yeah I use FU. I do not regret installing it.), where it's damp and relaxing, but comfy and safe so the kids don't get lost like they would in an ocean.

But shouldn't they leave the eggs and never return?
But how can I love my shota offspring that way?

>>152828340
Then about how many hours would it take for me to casually complete all the quests?

>>152826443
i remember using some but i cant remember what they were, it was something like
humanmission1
humanmission2
apexmission1
apexmission2
etc, etc or something like that in the order of the things you have to do, but they dont unlock anything, so if its your first time around do everything, if its your 2nd character for whatever reason those are a good way of not having to deal with that shit as you already unlocked everything

>>152828604
4

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>>152828559

man all i was talking about originally was floren with a perchant for plowing meatbags

What do they mean when they said that florans were an unisex race? "Both things"? Sexless?

>>152828604
with gearing up and getting lucky to find planets you need as you need them
maybe 6 hours

>>152828785
Sexless. Same post says that they don't have any kind of junk.

>>152828785

they don't know what the fuck they mean

>>152827742
Gonna be a minute, since I've got to plug shit back in and see if I didn't just miss a file that's causing the CTD on startup.

>>152828701
And that is precisely why this was a lot of fun to write.

>>152828604
You gotta understand that you might encounter some bitterness in here. If you've never heard of the Starbound devs before, there is probably a pdf or similar floating around, that an obsessed autist made to engrave all of Chucklefish's wrongs for eternity.

>>152828785
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unisex

They're using the most vague of terms. It doesn't actually mean shit. At best, it means they're kind of androgynous.

>>152827742
False alarm, apparently I'm just a retard who didn't copy a single file or two that ended up fucking everything up. Starts fine.

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>>152819881
>what's volcanic ash?

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>>152828848
>>152828867
>>152828948

Ok, better question: How the fuck do you fuck a floran in this case?

>>152829476

Meme magic.

>>152829476
It's got hands. It's got a mouth (not the best option though).

It presumably has a butt.

Get creative you dense fuck.

>>152827173
What are you even trying to do?

>>152829475
Look at the trees, those are the alpine pine spriete

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>>152829742
Spawn a red staff weapon without a blade on it. Preferably fire element.

Trying to complete my nerdy ass cosplay.