/ink/ - Splatoon General

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Friends with Octarians!

new thread after 750 posts
nice start

post fat octo butts and vulvas

Post fat Marie butts sitting on faces

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>>152612358
p...please stop fat shaming

Fuck.

Man, Triggerfish is made for e-litres, but I can't into aiming enough to use one.

I'm very sad now.
I pre-ordered the game as soon as i could after seeing the first splatoon trailer. it was the best game ive played in a long time and i got very good at it. In the beginning i also played a bit with /ink/ but there were some issues which lead me to completely neglect this game. No one of my friends played splatoon (or had a wii u to begin with), after the holidays i only had the chance to play with /ink/ on weekends due to being a yurop (its day to you when its night to me) this eventually led me to getting worse and worse at the game causing me to stop playing with you guys because i dont want to drag down anyone and finally i had to give up completely because of school. I tried to get back into the gamerecently but its kinda over and it just feels wrong in general too. Which is why i wanted to thank you for the great time we had (oh man i just remember the birth of callimarie the sfm abomination of callie + marie in august 2015).
Good bye /ink/ let's hope for a splat2n or domething like that to bring us all back toghether

>>152612758
there is no shame in being thick

>>152613006
gg anon
but next you shouldnt worry about dragging down anyone, just play the game for __fun__

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>>152613006
Don't be sad anon, you had the full run. See you next time.

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i want to hug squibs

>>152613006
>copy pasta from weeks ago

Gotta pop out after this one squad, I'll be back in ten if you haven't found someone already though.

>>152614482
GGs

>>152614482
alright

thanks for joining

>>152614458
Makes you wonder how much of the content in this thread is really just copy-pasted memeing.

ALERT THIS IS NOT A JOKE

WE NEED 1 MORE FOR OUR SQUAD

miimii,tim and rainy

3/4 squad, add Sinantu

>>152615075
None of us are real, we're all just shadows cast on the cave wall by a troll.

>>152615338
-scarth

>>152615338
Full

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>>152615008
>>152615034
gg

>>152612674
I want an Octoling to sit on my face with her fat butt.

Fuuuucking carbon rollers.

>destroyed three times in a row by the same team
>snap shotting elitre
>carbon on speed
>jr
>rg

Is this hell?

>people tryna squad
>octoshits get mad and octopost loudly
hilarious now i remember why i left

>>152619997
agreed, we should stop squading, fight the octofags and join the discord, leave /ink/ and let /nintyg/ do it's thing

God damn the H3 is difficult.

>>152617870
No thanks, Marie's perfect butt is all my face needs

>>152621143
>perfect
I'm going to need to see some proof.

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>>152620436
>We should commit suicide
I'm on it senpai

any tips for using cherry H-3? just got it and it's a lot of fun to play with, any recommended abilities to use with it?

>>152626140
ejo vstrd

https://discord.gg/hnJnb

calliefan seems to have abandoned his server. maybe more activity will bring him back

>>152627051
>expired
thanks mate

>>152626718
Wut.

>>152626140
I think a lot of people like to use special charge up and/or tenacity. I also remember recent discussion recommending use of ink resistance. Other than that, I personally like a little bit of run speed and ink recovery when using it.

Why does this thread exist when discord exists

Why does 4chan exist when discord exists

>>152627051
https://discord.gg/NJFq8QG

>>152617949
>>152619721
This is just what """playing the game""" feels like. It hurts to step out of the discord circlejerk and actually play the game, doesn't it.

anyone doing any regular/squad battles soon?

>>152627917
Are you schizophrenic or something?

Why are Octolings so perfect?

>>152627761
>expired
thanks mate

How do I make myself play as an Octoling?

i want to kiss and squeeze and massage callie's tentacles

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>>152628692

>>152628841
what are you trying to say, friend

>>152628692
I want to publicly execute Callie and Marie for their crimes against Octolings.

>>152628389
You're probably banned. shame that calliefan didn't give me admin before he left

>>152630250
but I thought calliefan liked me ;_;

Is there any reason to use the sloshing machines over the sloshers, other than the different subs and specials? Or are the sloshing machines just shittier?

>>152614428
hnnnnng i want to fuck those squibs

>>152631489
If your name is Serenity and you're genderfluid use the sloshing machine otherwise use the sloshers

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>>152632941
wew

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calie will forever be /ink/'s second banana

>>152635128
thanks for waifushitposting, secondary.

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>>152631489
As someone who has used all the buckets extensively, I love using the regular Sloshing Machine on Tower Control, or certain Splat Zones maps with two small zones (Port Mackerel, Moray Towers, and Flounder Heights.) Stack a bunch of Damage Up to make your splash damage turn lethal, and then round out your abilities with Ink Saver Main or Sub, Ink Recovery, Bomb Range, or Swim Speed. You'd be surprised how often people underestimate the Sloshing Machine's splash damage when you stack Damage Up, especially on TC. Its shots also capture small zones with ease, and Splat Bomb Rush is excellent for Splat Zones and TC (just be sure you can consistently lob your bombs onto the tower.) It's not for everyone; you really gotta practice with it. But most players don't know how to counter a good Sloshing Machine.

Don't use the SM Neo, though. It's garbage and you'll be much better off using the Soda Slosher if you want Inkzookas with your bucket.

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>>152635128
No. Squid Sisters are retired and shit. Octolings are /ink/s eternal waifu.

>>152636517
this

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>>152633056

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>>152636517
>Annie will forever be the 4th banana

>but will always be my favorite one

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>>152637019
Literally no one likes Annie.

>>152636517

Octolings are only good for being cummed on

>>152638069
true

>>152638069
That's still more useful than the useless Squid Sisters.

>>152637262
i want to pleasure a frumpy octos crotch

>>152641620
that't an odd woomy

>>152641620
patamon?

>>152633056
Sounds familiar. did they use to play for team paradise?

>>152635285
SM Neo is actually better imo because point sensors let you properly zone people off with the weapon since it's easily rushed down. Unlike the soda slosher, the SM Neo doesn't have to worry about ink management abilities sonce point sensors don't consume that much ink. Throw a point sensor when you see somebody or someplace where you think people are hiding before going in with the neo. That's the trick to using this weapon effectively.

Damage, Special Saver, and at least 1 main of run speed is a very solid build imo.

>>152643565
There are not many reasons to use it over the Forge SSP though.

>>152643734
You might prefer using a bucket over a shooter on a map that has a lot of slopes and different levels of elevation such as underpass and bluefin

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>>152643565
You make an interesting point about the sensors. I guess I kinda wrote off the SM Neo without giving it much of a fair shake. I'm gonna try out the Neo again and keep your advice in mind, anon.

>>152647556
crutch woomy
kill it

>>152648013

rude

>>152648013
doesn't look like a krak-on to me famalam

>>152648224
all rollers are crutches famalamadingdong

>>152648345
>crutch
you've let the meme consume you, m. night famalamadingdong

>>152648459
fuck off and die and fuck off crutch using famalamabingbangbongfartingmancow

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Are Octolings accepted now?!?!?!?

>>152649885
I want to guillotine this octo

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>>152650906
No you don't! You want to snuggle her and play with her breasts!

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>>152652254
Octo can love me long time after I cut it up and boil it

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>>152653374
Octolings are not for eating, Octolings are for hugs and friends and sex!

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octolings in their finest, purest, and most requested form

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>>152654000
No
Octo is nutritional and delicious when dead and cooked. Contains good fats, the kind which does not kill you, unlike live Octo, who tries to kill you and fails because Octos are shit soldiers.

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>>152654578
Why do you share these blatant lies? It's not nice to bully people who only want to make friends and play in the sunshine and have loving sex with married squids.

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good night /ink/

i love you

>>152655026
Dream of Octolings!

In regards to equips what should I be looking at? Two of the same thing? Three? Damage ups seem a bit pointless while defense ups seem like better choices, Ink Recovery seems like one of the best things, should I bother with Stealth swimming + swimming speed up for example? I mainly like to use the fully automatic stuff.

>>152657825
doesnt matter
games dead
move along

>>152657943
that's a mean response

>>152657825
yes ink recovery is the best one
if you like to use the fully automatic stuff it might be better for you to take the swimming buffs to reposition yourself faster

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>>152657825
It's hard to give good advice when you only say that you use "the fully automatic stuff." What shooters, specifically? Or do you switch around often? The two most universally helpful abilities are probably Swim Speed Up and Special Saver, but different Shooter-type weapons specialize in different things and thus excel with different abilities.

>>152658145
So then is stealth + swimming up worth doing or does an upgrade of it not cancel out the slowdown?

>>152658243
I've been adoring the Splash-o-matic, Bomb Rush alone makes defending stuff so much easier. I was thinking of taking the Dual Squelcher but I feel like Echolocator isn't a good choice in comparison to Bomb Rush due to it not really helping get anything inked, and I loathe Inkzookas with a passion since they never seem to kill anything. Tried paintbrushes and rollers, they're way too malee and stealth oriented for my linking and I feel like they take forever to kill enemies unlike when they're used on me. Snipers I'm too unsteady on, and chainguns/bomb things are right out.

Since I'm coming in after the Splatfests are over I kinda have to deal with these seashells being really rare so I just want to make sure I'm doing things right.

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>>152658464
It's good to have a plan.
If you like the Splash-o-Matic, Bomb Range Up is an obvious choice. Swim Speed, and to a lesser extent, Run Speed, are both good with a lightweight Shooter like the Splash-o-matic, because mobility is INKREDIBLY valuable in this game. Swim Speed should usually take precedence imo, but Run Speed is very good on maps with grated walkways (Kelp Dome, Hammerhead Bridge, Camp Triggerfish.)

Ink recovery and Sub Saver can both allow you to toss more Suction Bombs, and have more regular shots left after throwing one. Webm related shows you that it is possible to throw TWO Suction Bombs on one tank, but it requires a lot of Sub Saver. (The title says how much.)
As far as your questions about Ninja Squid (Stealth Swimming) this chart will show you how Swim Speed Up and Ninja Squid interact: http://cdn.wikimg.net/splatoonwiki/images/6/67/Swim_Speed_Up_Chart.png

Hope this helps.

>>152658464
For the Splash-O-Matic you'll be wanting Tenacity and Bomb Range. But stacking Swim and Running Speed works a treat too. It's a brutal weapon in the right hands.

But don't underestimate the Neo version either, the one with Burst Bombs and Inkzooka, it's better suited for player killing. A neat trick to try with Inkzooka is that you can swim around and fire immediately just by pulling the trigger. This is great for surprising and insta-killing enemies, as well as rinsing Chargers.

>>152658997
Do not try webm-related. Stacking Sub Saver to do what your Special already does is not worth it.

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>>152658997
>>152659003
I want to mention I'm planning on sticking with the Squid Girl set, I've already thrown a fourth slot onto the shoes and body. I know Opening Gambit is pretty awful compared to the final one since matches are decided around the halfway-end point rather than the start, but I really like Ika Musume so I want to stick with it. Any recommendations when thinking about those equips?
Hat = Opening Gambit
Clothes = Damage Up
Shoes = Swim Speed Up

I was thinking something like Ink Recovery Up x 2 on the hat with a single Ink Saver, Clothes would get Defense Up x2 with a Running Speed, and shoes would get 2x Swim Speed with Stealth Swim. Does that sound good?

I also only play the unranked Turf War since I absolutely do not want to deal with the mess that is Ranked snipers as they already make me mad enough in regular play.

>>152659464
A Blaster maybe? Opening Gambit can be useful on some maps since it lets you reach mid very quickly, so it can be good for zones or rainmaker. And Blasters benefit greatly from Damage Up and Swim Speed.

>>152659558
Blasters felt a bit too slow in comparison to the Splash-o-matic for me, even the Rapid Blaster Pro just feels like it has way too much of a delay with shots. Squelchers are also cool but I dislike the setups they usually come with.

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>>152659464
Well, if it's turf you really don't have to worry too much. Obviously you still wanna be effective, though. HOWEVER. Ninja Squid is not an ability that can be rolled as a sub. http://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Ability
This article tells you what abilities can and cannot be sub abilities under the "Mutually Exclusive Abilities" section.

Personally, with the set you're running, I'd suggest as many Bomb Range, Ink Recovery, and Swim Speed Subs as you can manage. Also, the Damage Up main ability of the Squid Girl Tunic works much better for the Neo Splash-o-Matic, but you already said you don't really like Inkzookas, so I dunno.

>>152659464
use the neo splash instead. Using Inkzooka is easy. just activate it from a safe position and aim it where you think the other guy is going to go. Use it when you have the enemy team pushed into a corner or after they Respawn after a wipe to gain even more momentum for your team. Use it strategically.

>>152659751
Rapid Blaster Pro is possibly the worst weapon in the game. The regular Rapid Blaster however is really good, and the Deco has that based kit too.
It does require a very different playstyle though; if the Splash is an SMG, the Rapid Blasters are grenade launchers. You gotta keep your distance and suppress enemies until they explode.
Alternatively you could try the Range Blasters, which kill anything in two hits at a fair distance, or one hit if you hit enemies directly.

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>>152659919
I wouldn't sell the stock Splash short. Both are exceptional at what they do.

>>152659863
Well this puts a bit of a damper in my plan but that's okay. Guess I could do two swimming speeds plus a bomb range increase. and then on the hat replace the Ink Saver with a bomb range up.

>>152659919
Like I said, I just dislike the Inkzooka, I tried it for a couple hours and not only couldn't get a hang of it, but I would just end up panic firing at times since it disables your normal shot. At least with the bombs I can switch to normal firing any time I want.

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digging all this productive discussion in /ink/

keep up the great work fellas.

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>>152660328
The Neo-Splash is great for that reason since you can use Burst Bombs while the Inkzooka is active, so you can turf your feet if you get stuck.

>>152660478
It's often been like this. Albeit briefly at a time.

>>152660516
Another problem is I heavily dislike the damage Burst Bombs deal coupled with their small AoE, or is that mitigated by the primary Damage Up I would have?

>>152660598
Try them out in the practice range in the shop; two direct Burst Bombs are a guaranteed kill. And Damage Up also makes them stronger.
An easy trick with the Neo or the stock Splattershot is to toss a bomb at an enemy before you attack them, the extra damage can reduce them to a two or one-shot kill even.

>>152659464
What rank are you? We can play some games if you like.

What abilities would you boys recommend for the SSP Forge?

>>152660208
The ika costume is better suited for the neo

>>152660328
That's what I mean by using it strategically though. It's not a panic special. Don't shoot in one direction for too long or else you're going to get flanked if you're in a bad position which is probably why you're using it that way. Are you using motion controls?

>>152661319
I'd definitely run special saver for more Inkzookas. Defense, damage, ink saver main, swim speed, ink resistance are all solid abilities on the pro

i'm surprised i haven't seen some sort of chart about what role certain weapons should play, or what sort of play style would be best suited to them

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>>152661319
The Forge SSP has better Ink management than its cousins because of their meager 40% ink usage, so ink management isn't as important for the SSP.

Damage Ups can boost your shots to 49.9 for a direct hit. This turns the SSP into a 2-hit kill your target is even slightly damaged.

Swim Speed and Run Speed both give you some much needed mobility. I prefer using Swim Speed Up, though. But consider your set on a map-by-map basis. Run Speed is always good with grates.

Ink Resistance Up is solid for this weapon since you might have trouble inking ground close to you in the heat of battle.

Ink Recovery is the main ink management ability that you should consider for the SSP since it is multi-purpose and Point Sensors have no Ink Recovery Cooldown.

Bomb Range Up is a quirky choice, but you might incorporate it; never underestimate the mistakes enemies can make when they keep getting harassed by Echolocation.

Tenacity/Special Charge Up is good for getting your Inkzookas faster, obviously. Since SSPs tend to play more defensively, Tenacity is usually the better option.

Defense Up can let you tank more effectively, but I personally don't like dedicating slots to it.

Finally, Last-Ditch Effort (Especially in Ranked) can make a huge difference to the SSP because of its hungry ink consumption. I've helped my team push back to victory many times when my SSP was under the effects of L-DE.

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>>152662907
fug
I meant to say "because of its sub weapon's meager 40% ink usage" and "2-hit kill if your target is even slightly damaged"

>>152662782
Because normally you just play them yourself and figure that shit out straight away. This game is not that complicated.

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Wow, I did not know there were weapon brands.
http://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Weapon_Brand

Apparently all the different subs and specials and weapons and manufactured by different companies.

>>152662907
I'm finding Bomb Range is really handy for spotting far away enemies, making picking them off with the Inkzooka much easier.

At the moment I'm planning on using the Tinted Shades, White Shirt, and Shark Moccasins.

Please stop joining my games

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>>152662782
Anything that has range between the eliter and the jet squelcher are defensive weapons. They can hold choke points using their range pretty effectively.

Between the L-3 and Dynamo roller are your mid range weapons. Their roles tend to be getting map control and providing supporting.

Anything from inkbrush to the krack-on roller are weapons that are usually on the objective and/or flanking the other team via an ambush or something. These weapons basically poke holes into a team's defense to swing momentum into your team's favor. high mobility, +close range, and both great supportive and offensive kits at the expense of range

>>152660328
inkzooka tutorial https://youtu.be/9Xhmr3AEF2o

>>152665526

Sure but may I ask why

I tend to join on whosoever is online when I decide I've had enough ranked

>>152665882
I'm just trying to level up some gear before rotation, and I can't do that with you kicking my ass over and over

>>152666153

Thanks for the compliment, I suppose.

>>152666434
It was meant to be one

>>152665604
>some retard actually felt the need to make a tutorial on how to use a fucking inkzooka

/ink/, I need another gun to main as my current two can't bring me to S+ no matter how hard I try. Dubs decide what takes me to the big leauges.

>>152669596
splattershot jr

>>152669596
Rapid Blaster Pro Deco

>>152669596
lol, there are no dubs on /vg/

>>152671474
Then anything that ends in, say, nine.

>>152669596

Heavy Splatling Deco

>>152669596
Bamboo Mk2

>>152669596
inkbrush.

>>152669596
Some variety of H-3 Nozzlenose.

>>152669596
Grim Range Blaster

>>152669596
L3D

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>>152669596
New Squiffer!

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>>152685708
My nigga! Best charger of chargers. Classic Scrub and Fresh Crutches can go fuck off.

>>152687006
>how do I approach
>why do I need mines
>I am a charger, why the hell do I have a Zooka
>literally a worse Forge

>people still use crutches as an excuse to why theyre bad

>>152688341
people use crutches to walk. Give that Tentatek main a real gun, they won't even be able to stand.

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>>152688341
>>152689440
The biggest crutches are Rollscumming and Gear editing.

>>152689918
No? It'd be better to say that using abilities as an excuse for doing good or bad is a crutch.

>if you don't use low tiers your a scrub lord

Every time and only in shooters does this ever happen.

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3/4 Tim/MiiMii/Connor squad

id: Nizmo-Indian

>>152691547
full

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>>152692131

>>152688203
>how do I approach
You don't. Play defensively, always stay in your enemy turf, and paint the enemy with your faster full shots.
>why do I need mines
To prevent flanking, to stop an enemy from following you, to protect the charger, and others. It's pretty useful for Rainmaker when someone holding it will walk on the mine, and TC. I will give it that it needs buffs, though.
>I am a charger, why the hell do I have a Zooka
Seems like you never used a Squiffer before. It has one to fix the range's issue, so you can use it to counter Splatchargers and E-liters, or others long-range weapons. You could ask the same question for Forge SSP and normal Rapid Blaster Pro.
>literally a worse Forge
I don't know why are you comparing two completely different weapons.

>>152691369
I never said that. I'm just said for people who use Fresh and Classic Squiffers to fuck off, not that you should use a weapon that I like and never use the weapon that I don't like. You need to practice your reading skills.

Also,
>Squiffer
>low tier

Try to say that to a good aiming Squiffer, fucker. Let's see if you really want to be raped by Bubblers and Krakens.

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>>152692538
>always stay in your turf, and paint the enemy turf with your
>I just said for people
Fixed.

>>152692538
why did you write a dissertation in reponse? I'm not reading all that shit.

>>152690152
Not necessarily. I've had a few dozen close wins that could only be attributed to me or a teammate stacking quick respawn to combat latency kill trades and get back to the action quite a bit faster.

>>152691369
If you're not a liability to your team, you are meme crutch.
/ink/ taught me this

The biggest crutch in the game is gyro controls

>>152695119
Analog controls are for shitters who either can't manage to learn to play the game properly, or have seized up their wrists with wankers cramp

>>152695119
Having fun staying on a moving target or sniping with sticks only? Oh wait, you can't. I felt the same way until last year when I hit S and decided to give gyro controls a chance.

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Do you believe him, /ink/?

>>152697846
>42
>C-
of course

>>152697041
>>152695536
I didn't know neo-/ink/ was full of crutch shitters.

>>152697846
everything in this picture is wrong

>>152698073
>lol i'm such a pro
Unless you've got a webm of awesome stick control plays, just stop.

>>152699086
sorry man. I just came over from squidboards to see how /ink/ is. I thought you guys used to have good players like scarth and key but it looks like they've all left.

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>>152699086
>stick control plays

>>152695119
The biggest crutch in the game is using the tv. Real pros play entirely off the game pad.

>>152700196
I actually tried that on my alt in C- Rainmaker with Slosher Deco. That was hilarious right until we got a knockout. Then I was sad that a blind squid can do better than a squib.

>>152700532
I've done it for a while during a splatfest before. Don't think I got any kills, but it was easy enough to grind some points.

>>152703042
>>152700532
Are you guys using the gamepad map then or just not looking at all?

>>152704304
Gamepad map and sound. Surprisingly informative, actually.

>>152699640
>squidboards

isn't that shit dead? And everyone left for discord

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>>152665604
are those japs ever going to update this image?

>>152700095
>not knowing what a sick play is
A match where he dominates others with stick controls, dummy. Turf War doesn't count.