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>>152370403
>>152370203
It's a scam. Amazon doesn't know anything about that.

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really makes you think...

Tonight,a tale of ____ !

>>152370748
I AM THE ESSENCE OF MAGIC

>>152370563
One unconditionally removes any minion except those that can't be targeted by spells and puts a copy of it in your deck.
The other has a condition and actually kills the minion, triggering potentially bad deathrattle effects in that process.

I'm not saying Execute is priced good, but it's a stupid comparison

>>152370748
this vanilla 1/1 which is that one trash minion out of 15 in my deck

>>152370563
Compare enthomb to syphon soul

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>go to /vg/ - gold beggars
>go to reddit - gold beggars
>go to twitch- gold beggars

>>152370748
the return of freeze mage? having six mana left when you get anthony or maly is pretty scary. too bad there's no card to shuffle things back into your deck

>>152370930
>It's all the same guy

>>152370830
5 mana less for a possibly activated deathrattle, seems good. The condition is absolutely laughable.

>>152370838
that too makes me think

>>152370930
>go to /vg/ - gold beggars
where

>>152370930
hi anybody need help with 80 gold quest :) add me on africa DumpsterDiver#6969

Just lost a game due to a fucked up mechanic

If you firelands portal a sylvanus on an empty board it steals the minion that the portal summon

>>152371318
of course, the spell is cast and after it's been cast, the deathrattle triggers

>>152371318
Good fuck mages

>>152371318
It's how it is suposed to work

>>152370563
Yes, Execute is a retarded card, even more so with its 8934734987 activators every warrior deck runs.

Comparing it to Entomb, a card that is retarded in its own way, is suppossed to accomplish what exactly

>>152371318
Spell effects resolve before deathrattles trigger. This has always been the case.

>>152371465
Basically just how shit priest's best cards are compared to mr. armor
Also the fact that someone unironically complains about entomb

>aggro deck
>still having coin at turn 8
something went wrong somewhere

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>>152371318
>being this dumb.

>>152371689
why coin when you have the perfect curve? :^)

>>152371379
>>152371451
>>152371508
>>152371740
I'm not saying it's wrong but it's fucked up

>>152371318
Yea I blew a game just to test that exact thing yesterday.

Seems like with sylv at 6 mana 5 health, and firelands at 7 mana 5 damage, the situation is going to come up much more often than you'd hope.

>>152371857
>Continueing to be this dumb.

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Oh no!

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how

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>>152370302
based op

>>152372102
>doomhammer
>valiant
>bloodlust
Holy shit m8 choose a finisher

>>152371661
Which class's cards are not shit compared to warrior's? Shaman's I guess.

I'm not complaining about Entomb, moreso about your retarded comparison which assumes priest needs to have everything other classes have plus all of his nigger cards because otherwise he's either weak, or not "fun". I believe that Entomb is a retarded card in value matchups because 6 mana for shutting down any of your win conditions and being able to replay it yourself later is a low cost. It is however balanced by the fact typically priest gets railed by all decks that don't care about value as being forced to entomb an azure drake or a frothing is not a good value.

>>152372315
Midrange net deck has 1 dommhammer 1 bloodlust 2 valiant

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Will reynad be able to make it to legend this season, or has he lost his touch since missing it in July?

>>152372102
>left his name and rank on the image
>surprised he got sniped

This is a personal record for most play a friend quests i received in a day.

X5 got all the 400 gold

Has anyone gotten more? Is there a cap on this thing?

I just beat tutorial quests and cant win anything in practice mode. what should I do?

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FUN AND INTERACTIVE

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>draft decent rogue
>game 1 lost to a mage topdecking exact lethal when i had lethal next turn
>game 2 lost to a paladin getting dr.7 from a light in the darkness turn 6
>game 3 vs a paladin roping every single turn

>>152372742
Try brain surgery

>>152372102
>meme deck
>meme rank
>meme name
you deserved it.

>>152372397
Hunter.

Neutral cards that make it to midrange hunter lists:
Huge Toad/Flame Juggler
1 Stampeding Kodo sometimes
1 Tiger sometimes
?

>>152372874
>rexxar just keeps spaming steady shot when i get cards i have no mana for

great game desu

>>152372762
topu keko

what are some fun decks with barnes
but without malygos

Barnes priest just won me a game by turn 5.
>Coin barns summons 1/1 rag
>mage pings 1/1 rag and plays mirror image
>double res - 2 rags on board kill one mirror with barnes
>mage play water elemental
>Shadow word pain on both water and mirror and mage is dead gg

>>152373235
Barnes, a bunch of fatties, and a bunch smaller shitters with useful effects or divine shields, and Y'Shaarj.
I don't think this kind of deck construction is very effective, but I'm having fun so far.

>tfw I finally reached rank 5 this season

time to meme

>>152373235
You interested in this deck senpai?>>152373423

>le friends quests

Why the fuck did they add these?

>>152373579
sure

>>152373423
So the mage played nothing turn 1, 2 and 3?

>>152373585
I can help you with that ;)

anyone elses dust literally at fucking 0? I know i had some dust but not its at 0

>>152373585
Best quest desu.
1 pack or 80 gold?

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>>152373740
A flame waker and a ping. 1/1 rag killed flame>>152373709

Need a name for this priest deck as well. I've called all my decks a disease. Any ideas?

>>152373742
You shamless gold whore were you my son I'd still spit on you

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>Make a new deck
>Draw absolute shit for 3 games in a row
>Dont feel like playing the deck anymore

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Reached rank 8 with this. Any changes I should make? Is it a good idea to swap the jugglers with grandmas? I haven't faced much zoo here.

>>152373960
Fuck you

This just happened.

>playing evolve shaman
>use barnes and get a brann
>decides to use master of evo on thing from bellow
>Master gives me an acidmaw
>oh wait there's brann
>evolves acidmaw to an Anomalus
>mfw

is there any hope left to vanish in this?

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where did all the shamans go?

>>152374192
Add Majordomo.

>>152374474
Too scared of warriots

>>152374229
Do you have no friends?

>emote wow as priest
>orange nigger starts roping

>3rd anyfin
Top fucking lel

>6 mana 4/4 heal yourself for 10 and get your win solution
That's rigged, right?

>>152374192
jugglers are bad, play grandmother.

double elekk is questionable with your curve, I would play double tracking instead to draw into call more consistently.

all hunters should be running double tracking now

>>152374474
y no rogue?

>>152374886
people think rogue is bad for some reason

>3 Anyfins for 2 games in a row
>top deck Tirion turn 8 because esports
Hotform getting seriously cucked atm.

>>152375041
The gods of RNG has fucked him over with the DC. Top fucking lel Blizzard.

>>152375041
too bad mouse is a retard, he should have won against renolock

>>152373585
Make an actual friend who reserves their friends quest for you.

Earn free gold

>>152375041
that's why i ddosed his opponent right now
t. bbrode

ESPORTS LMAO

>reconnect broken for 2 years and counting
>lose thousands of dollars cause game is broken shit
>indie company

why do you play this garbage p2w game by lazy blizzard?

Remember when games had local multiplayer support? Man, those were the days!

How the hell did we go backwards in progress?

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>>152374474
>reading the stats
>think how Shaman is so low at only 3%
>realize you didn't encounter a single Rogue

Hahahaha fucking Hearthstone casters pretending like that DC was no big deal. Jesus fucking christ. This "Esports"

RIGGED

>>152375321
I was playing rogue if that makes you feel any better. feels good playing against only one shaman in 24 hours

>>152375226
I will make another account instead

>>152375408
pretty cool senpai, its like balanced pre-nerf tinkmaster overspark

>>152375408
What happens if you play this on a 0 cost minion?

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AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>152375602
What happens if you evolve a 10-cost minion?

>>152375408
>4/5 for 5 mana
>can target it
why can't OCfags balance for shit?

Go Hotform (‿)

>>152375602
same shit what happens when you evolve a 10 cost minion

>>152375602
the same thing that happens when you use master of evolution on a 10-cost

>>152375602
I assume same thing with 10 cost + Evolve. They stay as is.

>>152375602
It goes to 11

>>152375772
technically this, but 11 doesn't exist yet.

>>152374474

What counters warriors? Should I be playing memerange hunter to get my golden epic this month?

>>152375817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOO5S4vxi0o

>>152375889
only hunter reliably counters most warrior decks

>>152375889
But the whole ladder is hunter friend

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>>152375889
you know what to do

>Not seeing the conclusion
BRAVO
BRAVO

>>152376178
but he hunts alone

>>152375889
yes

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why doesnt blizz have zeriyah cast at these things?

>>152376281
Too old

>>152375408
Make it a 4/3 and it's balanced. One more mana over the silence dude for a super silence that has a chance at reducing stats as well (or a hail mary fish for a taunt on your own dude I suppose.)

Is Trump literally autismally retarded and psychopathic?
>So why am I consciously taking a sponsorship by a company who has this kind of public reputation? Let me give an analogy. In the anime Code Geass, which is a great anime and there aren’t any spoilers here it’s just more of a broad overview, there are two main differing points of views between the “protagonists.”
>Zero would want to see the entire empire burn as the entire thing is broken. Suzaku would want to work within the empire and fix things from within because you have much greater influence when you are within the empire itself in at least some position of note.
>It’s certainly nice to be a Knight of Seven because the benefits are good too, I can’t deny that. The practical side of me thinks: “So what if I were to leave the sponsorship? It would make some news, it would probably have some fanfare to it, but really, things everywhere would eventually revert to business as usual.”
>I see G2A as a company who acknowledges that mistakes were made but are seeking to improve things and have new tangible and visible which will help developers and reduce fraud.

>>152376243
he hunts a loan

>>152376178
What counters these hunters?

>>152376395
yes people say retarded shit to make money.

>>152376420
why doesnt blizz have kibler's wife cast at these things?

>>152376381
isn't kibler like 40 too?

>American championships stream
>literally 5 games streamed, none concluded on strea,
>watching retards talking over a blackboard with results
legendary

>>152376506
zoo and shaman, but then you get cucked by warrior

>>152376395
He's just bullshitting. What he means is 'ayy nigga the money game too good'

>barnes into resurrect

games are LITERALLY a coinflip now

i think this is enough to uninstall

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>>152376506
a low-curve board control deck

>>152376587
Men age like cheese, women age like milk.

>>152376915
but cheese is milk

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whoa look who I found

>>152377051
I will milk you if you ever reply to me again you little nerd

>>152376742
And warriors are currently 1/3rd of the ladder while hunter is "only" 18% according to some anon's stats.
What counters warrior?

>>152377190
Should I put my lingerie on?

>>152377228
Midrange hunter

But what counters hunter?

>>152377190
>>152377246
get a room

>>152377228
Hunter.

>>152377228
hunter

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>mfw e-sports

>>152377342
Yeah, I just realized I've gone back into a circle.

>>152377342
Fast aggro decks. Zoo/shaman etc.

>I don't live in the reality where frodan didn't become a parasite on hearthstone

>>152377587
But who counters Zoo/shaman?

Friendly reminder: If your Resurrect deck isn't running Wild Pyromancers, it's shit.

>>152376281
Instead of casting she should "service" the players and casters in between rounds, if you know what Im saying

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why the fuck is this allowed

>>152377805
I don't want to resurrect a 3/2.

>>152377805
Sounds like that guy who got to top30 legend with it has a pretty shit deck then

>netdeck
>games play themselves
>homebrew
>lose games turn 5 to aggro shaman

how do i have fun with this game again

aggro shaman is broken, fighting 90% of decks is just dealing with their 1-2-3-4-5 curve, there's so much rng with barnes and everything

anybody else feel like it's just down to luck

>>152377837
I don't know what you mean

Could you be more clear?

>>152377950
Resurrect triggers Pyromancer when it returns and can result in strong swings when behind.

The more you know.

>>152378083
Yes, everyone knows that.

>>152377891
He's gay

>Still ten days till I get to open my chest of dust
Why is this allowed?

>>152378186
So?

>>152378272
being gay turns you pink

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It's pretty fun. Been climbing ladder with it.

>cheesing bogshaman
Lmao

>>152378069
I mean her tenderly wrapping those lips around my deck and gently squeezing the value out of it until I have lethal

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how come no one told me that priest is this fun?

>>152377891
What a flaming homo

>>152378442
>>152378475
you should meet up and fuck

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>>152378415
>>152378483
Is he also a clown?

Is he going to some kid's birthday party later?

Does he do balloon animals?

If I shake his hand, will he buzz me?

Is batman his arch nemesis?

>>152378475
Priest is the most consistently fun deck.

But it's also the most consistently bad

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bursted down from 30 hp and 8 armor very fun and interactive game :)

>Use Thijs' Secret Hunter netdeck
>Put out Barnes
>"BY FIRE BE PURGED"

Ok, now that was hilarious, seriously, this deck seems to be potentially OP or at least a very strong variant of the normal Midrange Hunter, I think I'll give it a go

Of course, I think if this deck ever goes rampant, eater of secrets will actually come to play I guess

>>152378693
>Playing a capped health class in a combo meta
LMAO

>>152372151
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

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>>152378570

>>152378693
Why didn't you tank up

>>152378797
A dragon, murloc, and a beast

>>152378442
decklist?

>>152378843
>>152378796
I was Priest, I had 8 armor from shifting shade choose one 4 attack or 8 armor

>>152378913
Where does priest keep his tank up button

Death Knight, Monk, Demon Huntard when?

>this fucker is going to burst me down from 30 hp and there is literally nothing i can do

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he actually cleared every taunt but the abomination

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>>152379297
forgot pic

>>152378797
Nobody posted that when I originally posted the card, thank you anon.

>>152379436
>wild has a divers meta guys I swear!!!

>>152379653
it actually is more diverse than standard

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Damn, how do I beat this deck?

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>>152378912
No Yogg but he would obviously work here.

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>Blizzard releases a new legion-themed hearthstone expansion
>new hero class: demon hunter

What would the hero ability be?

>>152379898
Give a minion +2 attack this turn.

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How can one deck be so FUN!

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Come to the inescapable conclusion that Barnes is sloppy as shit in Resurrect Priest and results in being forced to have a top heavy deck that is often dead in your hand for the chance of Resurrection shenanigans.

What I'm running right now. Elise and Yogg are extremely solid in this death when run with Clerics and have netted me multiple wins by themselves.

>>152379964
barnes into one of your four resurrects xD

what the fuck was blizzard thinking

they decided them to give priest a small chance to instantly win turn 5

How many times can you complete play a friend in 1 day?

I've done it 5 times and on the 5th it said
>you have completed the maximum play a friend quests
but I still got the gold from it

I wish I took a screenshot

>tfw can only stomach around 30 minutes of Hearthstone a day
When I rank up once, I lose motivation, stop playing and shit post here instead.

Anyone know this feel?

>>152379898
Equip a 2/1 Warglaive

>>152380237
So just an OP rogue then?

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>Turn 6
>Paladin plays Brann and Barnes
>Gets Tirion and Cairne
>mfw

>>152380072
stfu retard he got a wasted slot with a shitty 2 mana cycle

>>152380314
No because it's just one durability and demon hunter would have balanced cards so it would be weaker than rogue.

>>152379898
Reveal a random card from your opponent's hand

Has anyone tried a Barnes + Malygos only deck ?

Maybe add in Emperor to ensure Barnes pulls something out

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>Decide to check out net decks like a good shitter
>See this

What the fuck is wrong with these people. Do they really think those fucking likes matter?

>>152380561
First steps toward e-fame and mad e-money

>>152380561
if you're gonna netdeck don't look at random shitters' netdecks

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LUL

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why do I keep losing to Priest as Miracle Rogue? The match is supposed to be favored, but I'm not a great player so I must be doing something wrong.

Between the Auchenai/Circle (which they always have), SWD, and Entomb I can't get a minion to stick long enough to get a good Cold Blood burst turn in. Recent Priest lists have been running a lot of minions which is making it more difficult, along with Onyx Bishop which becomes a real pain in the ass. My life total has actually been a huge problem against Priest recently.

>>152380561
>netdecking without understanding the deck
what

>>152380763
It doesn't matter. Zoo floods the board again and wins.

>>152380783
Rogue is the new priest

>>152380783
just play your invincible 14/14 concealed edwin you fucking shitter

>>152380783
You must really suck then

Has anyone tried Barnes in N'zoth Paladin yet

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>>152380864

>>152381042
No, i think doomsayer and wild pyro makes it too much of a gamble.

>>152381042
I'm playing it in anyfin and it's great, shouldn't be that different in n'zoth

>>152381146
I thought about that but putting Barnes in any deck that runs 2 Doomsayers is just asking for trouble

I really want to play reno mage, but freeze is the literal most boring thing ever I hope babbling book helps with control mage

>>152380929
>>152381008
>>152381023
I honestly have a better win rate against Shaman than Priest with my Miracle Rogue. I don't think I'm understanding the match up dynamics as well as I should.

>>152381042
Yeah.
In typical paladin lists, the only minions without an upside on summon are aldors, uldamans, and N'Zoth. So it's good, I've been getting both Rags all the time from it.

>>152381145
>>152381215
Why? You are a control deck that generally doesn't have a board to begin with.

>>152377891
He's cute

>>152380783
kill them with 4/4 edwin and azure drake into concealed things

if you play questing adventurer it's even easier

>>152381309
As others have said, you're dicking yourself over with Doomsayers too often.

>>152381389
Right, I forgot I'm not running doomsayers, kodos, or ivory knights. It's a midrange build with a greedy top end rather than a strictly control deck, so in 4/5 cases Barnes is extra beneficial.

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rip aggro shitters

any fix to get hearthstone onto your SD card on android?

>>152380454
It better cost half a mana

>>152381641
no

>>152381560
yeah but I'm sure he was talking about good decks.

>>152381689
I think you're underestimating how powerful it is to know what your opponent has in his hand

>>152381641
yes

Tavern brawl too easy?

>>152381042

Barnes doesn't seem that great in Nzoth decks. At least not as great as I would imagine. Half the time you're getting shit like doomsayer, keeper, pyro, nzoth himself or justicar. The other time you actually get a rag or shade (in nzoth priest), it doesn't seem to be worth the trouble.

>>152381786
is there a way to do it on your own ?

cant I just install it from my PC onto my phones SD card when its plugged in?

>>152381790
He was talking about N'zoth paladin, so no.

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Who thought this was a good idea?

>>152382092
It is a fucking mistake. Watching them try to pretend HS has skill is really hilarious.

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>>152382092
who hires ugly people to be on camera?
they already hired a whore, why not use her?

>>152377891
Gotta appeal to the LGBT audience so they spend money on a children's RNG card game :^)

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>>152382092
>female commentators

I immediately mute any kind of esports stream that does this

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>>152382189
>pretending HS has no skill

Try playing dragon warrior

That takes real skill

>>152382328
Trump 2016

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>>152382335
Dancing anime girl expansion when?

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I did it!

>>152381871
lmao

would have to reveal their entire hand and draw you a card to even be worth 1 mana

>>152382474
Please dont trigger stormfront 2.0. I want to actually read about vidya, not /pol/.

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give me a quest you fucking faggot

Drumpf has absolutely no chance to win. /pol/turds are going to hang themselves very soon.

>>152382773
this post turned me into a #cruzmissile XD

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>>152382335
>>152382480
>anime

GIVE ME A QUEST

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FUN AND INTERACTIVE

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>>152382857

like what do i do man

i lose turn 6 every game if i don't draw perfectly

do i really need to play aggro in this meta

Loved that rogue turn

What the fuck did I miss that questing adventurer makes the cut in rogue decks

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>>152382773
>implying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAeoW2IS3g0

>>152383126
Play aggro, but call it "mid-range"

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is Nostam our guy? seems like someone who might spend a lot of time shitposting here.

>>152382773
wtf now I'm a #ShillforWrynn

>>152383180
It's a well known meme

>>152383224
>this image depicts an otter who is crying but cannot stop playing hearthstone

>>152383224
No one is our guy, fuck off. Except that homeless guy who makes youtube videos, he's alright.

>>152383224
too handsome

>>152383053
wah i died before i got to diceroll with yogg

>>152383180
questing adventurer is where the miracle name comes from

>>152383760
really?
how?

>>152383837
no, not really.

What is the most cancer deck and why is it tempo mage?

>>152383886
>Not Aggro Shaman, Dragon Warrior or Zoolock

You sure? Well I guess it depends if people hate tempo/aggro more compared to Control decks or not

Please do not buff validated doomsayer friend

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I'VE
GOT
THE
BEAST
IN
MY
SIGHTS

>>152383886
>spends the entire game throwing spells at your face
>"""""Tempo""""" Mage
pure rng cancer.

If only Rogue got Priest of the Fist instead of priest...

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There is literally no reason to hate tempo decks in the current meta unless you are bad.

Control is so fucking powerful right now there is no reason to play tempo at all.

>>152384221
it would be so op

>>152384254
>Control is so fucking powerful right now
I don't even
no

>>152384034
At least you can predict what those dekcs will do, tempo mage is just vomiting spells with no counterplay besides removing the minions
And if you're not another tempo mage or a warrior good luck with that

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>>152384254
>Control is so fucking powerful

>>152375702

>cheering for a fucking canadian

fuck off

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>>152384254
>Control is so fucking powerful right now

>>152384208
Is that how you are supposed to play tempo mage?
I've been playing it wrong then

did any one mamnage to make an arcane giantdeck yet?

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>152384254
>Control is so fucking powerful

>>152384585
no, literally nobody has.

>>152383886
>>152384208
>arcane missiles
>flamewaker
>I WANNA BE JUST LIKE YOU
>fireball
>iceball thing
>taunt wall to protect it all

its all fucking rng

im glad ive found people with as much sheer hatred for mages as me

>>152384585
Several

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>>152384585
It just works.

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>>152383837
in mtg there was a deck called miracle gro named after the fertilizer cuz you played this plant card and lots of 0 mana shit to make it huge. in beta rogue decks tried to do the same thing with questing adventurer, edwin and mana addict so they named it after the mtg deck. when kolento or whoever removed questing and mana addict from the deck the name stayed

Meanwhile I wonder why Sorcerer's Apprentice wants to be just like one of the Mage heroes while Archmage's Apprentice wants to be like Medivh

Almost nothing good has ever happened to Jaina, Medivh and Khadgar

>>152384685
>2 gang ups
overkill

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>>152384585

>>152384789
Since the giant will cost 0 and be an 8/8, it's a waste. 8 8/8 sounds better.

Harrison is going to be become a staple turn 8 or 9 play against Medivh

>>152384835
rhats what i was looking for ty

>>152384956
Nobody will put Medivh in their deck on purpose?

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>>152384254

:(

>>152384956
I can only really see medivh in renolock

I almost have enough gold to be able to buy packs again. Which packs should I buy?

>>152385212
Classic

>>152385212
arena

>>152385212
Dont buy packs
Just do Arena
You have to be literally brain dead to not get value from arena

>>152385212
>buying packs

What excuse do you have for not going at least 3-3 in arena?

It's the same net gain/loss and you get a booster from it. There is absolutely no reason to buy boosters with gold ever unless you are complete shit at this game.

>friend is a saltlord
>trying to do my play a friend with him
>he keeps ragequitting
>quest doesn't complete if he concedes, and cancels the challenge before I get back to the menu

>druid player plays raw fandral and nothing after it
LE JUST LET IT LIVE ONE ROUND DRUID FAEC

Whens noodle (our guy) start streaming again? is it in half an hour

>>152385370
>>152385401
>>152385417
You have to bother with the shit that is arena though

>>152385417
>go 3-3
>get 40 gold and a pack
>lost 10 gold on entry fee, and 10 gold from opportunity cost of 3 won games

Alright /vg/, I'm gonna give you a challenge: Transform Whispers of the Old Gods into a 45 adventure card set. Three cards for each class (you can make the class rare one of the epics if you want and then make one of the commons a rare), five neutral legendaries, and then split commons, rares, and epics however you'd like.

>>152385417
It requires you to actually play arena.

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>Bored at work
>Decide to play a little yogg n' load
>Vs priest
>This should be interesting
>Control board/poke for 17 turns
>Finally draw yogg
>My body is ready
>First 2
>Gang up Yogg
>Shadowstep Yogg
>End up drawing 1 more Yogg
>End up with hero attack at 10 with call of the wild on board
>MFW

>renounce against anyfin paladin
>get anyfin

i'll post results

>deck consist of 13 2 or less mana cost cards
>6 duels in a row before i draw at least one i have 10~15 hp left
>lose every game
???

>>152385861
Get fucked aggro shitter

>>152385943
nigger please i just started so i have no idea what to do but drawing 5+ mana cost cards all the time and waiting and watching my hp going down all the time is not fun at all

>>152384172
Sayeeeeeeeeeeeeets*

>>152385779
Happened to me a lot lately.
Once I got it from the Ivory knight in a paladin vs paladin match, and once I got it off Shade when I Was play priest.

>>152386043
Mulligan better then

>>152385604
I don't give a shit about rarity

Druid: Dark Arakkoa, Klaxxi Amber-Weaver, Mire Keeper
Hunter: Fiery Bat, Infested Wolf, Call of the Wild
Mage: Cult Sorcerer, Forbidden Flame, Cabalist's Tome
Paladin: Divine Strength, Stand Against Darkness, Vilefin Inquisitor
Priest: Power Word: Tentacles, Shadow Word: Horror, Embrace the Shadow
Rogue: Bladed Cultist, Southsea Squidface, Thistle Tea
Shaman: Flamewrathed Faceless, Thing from Below, Eternal Sentinel
Warlock: Possessed Villager, Darkshire Councilman, Forbidden Ritual
Warrior: Blood to Ichor, Ravaging Ghoul, Ancient Shieldbearer

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got 3

extraordinary

>>152386291
?

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>>152382246
How can other women compete?

>>152386306
why shadow word horror instead of forbidden shaping

>>152386392
You know, the phase before the game begins and you get to throw away some card. Do that better

>>152386340
Thats so sick lmao

>>152386542
Because I've seen people actually play forbidden shaping.

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>>152386340
>Anyfin Paladin getting memed on.

>>152386340
kek
I wouldn't even be mad since it wasn't vs. nigger priest

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>>152376580

>>152370748
Let me tell you the tale:
>playing against a poor soul trying to make priest work
>he plays the opera meme
>summons a 1/1 cleric
>he hesitates
>heals my minion
>concedes

This card is just not consistens enough to be good.

>>152386712
Why put embrace the shadows then

>>152386859
it doesnt have to be, it just needs a decent enough deck behind it where 50-50 gives it major value. re,ember its 4-5 in stats at the end of the day

>Play my Dragon Warrior for dailies
>matched up with an Aggro Paladin, either that or a typical beginner budget midrange paladin, I forget
>After I win, he friend requests me and then tells me that since I have a small hammer(I was Magni), I must have a small penis

You know, I actually feel disappointed that it wasnt even a good insult, took me some time to realize it was a genuine insult

magic amy is back lads

>>152373235
Any deathrattle deck.

>>152373235
The meme deck that I've been seeing is Barnes + Malygos and or The Ancient One with Rogue

Turn 6 Malygos or a 30/30 tends to make your opponent crap their pants

>>152386859
It's good for greedy decks that can fit one more 4-drop.
I don't think it's good for any kind of long term planning what will happen if I drag out a 1/1 ragnaros. Sure, the opponent will get pissed at eating that 8 damage on turn 4 one in 20 games, but so what.

It still has high potential with priest and bishop/resurrect shenanigans.

>>152387129
Really?
Wasn't it pretty much confirmed who it was and what they were doing?

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what is wrong with your faaaaaaaaaaaace

>>152387129
>>152387129
Who?

CHAKKI
H
A
K
K
I

>>152387610
it's the average nerd autist asian gamer face

>HYUUUUUGE DRAW
this meme is never gonna die is it?

>>152387915
>getting mad at other people's excitement
what's it like being a sociopath

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TAKE MY ENERGY CHAKKI

>/hsg/ tells me warrior is good against zoo
>my last 3 matches were against dragon warrior in a row, I beat them all getting me to now rank 5 on a win streak

????

Seems like most of the time they don't get the perfect curve and draw maybe 1, many times 0 ghouls. Do people really find it that hard to play around whirlwind effects? This isn't paladin ffs. Maybe 'cause I play a version with dark iron dwarves and doomguards, idk. Generally once you start getting above the 1 drops you're getting 2+ health minions, plus argus, then it's just a matter of playing around ghoul while you keep killing their "one on-curve minion at a time" shenanigans, it's really not that hard, even when they get good hands. Zoo just seems like the ultimate deck as long as you know how to play around it's weaknesses.

I mean, I didn't think it was that much of a skill but maybe it is and most people aren't good at being mindful of minion positioning for buffs and playing around AoE by being mindful of minion health, like having an argent squire and a vanilla 1/1 and trading in the 1/1 because maintaining the divine shield is more important than having two 1/1's that will just get wiped. Or knowing when to go all in and flood the board vs. when to start life tapping and holding back threats for something like post-flamestrike preparation. Or playing doomguard into flamestrike because it survives it and pyroblasts the opponent over 2 turns.

The only bad matchup really is shit like freeze mage, but I see that extremely rarely so I don't think it's a big deal.

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>1 SI:7 agent

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>>152388371
he needs us...

>>152388381
>/hsg/ tells me warrior is good against zoo
You got memed on

how come hunter beats my tempo mage every single game

>>152388381
Fun fact: most people are awful at zoo and play it like a flood deck.

OI DAS MY CAKE

>>152388715
Why is chakki playing questing adventurer

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>>152388715
>zoo player floods board
>excavated evil/ auchenai + circle only kills the pawns
>HUHUHUH still lives
>Shadowbeast still lives
>PO+PO+WHO DARES SUMMON ME? lethal

>>152388928
it's broken

>tfw the priest healing you instead of himself on turn two is the universal sign of him not being a shitter and an easy brawl win

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>Read the description of any top-rated deck on Hearthpwn
>Description describes cards that aren't even currently in the deck

>>152388381
Most warrior decks are favored against zoo. It's not a horrible matchup for zoo (unless you're dealing with warrior decks that run pyro as well), so when laddering, you should still be able to maintain a positive win rate against them, but it's unfavorable regardless.

Heh, greetings

esports lmao

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how do you feel about this card

HEH, GREETINGS

esputz

>>152388589

Well I mean, I've been crushing them pretty regularly, I'd get memed on if I was the one playing warrior expecting it to be good against zoo

>>152388715

Yeah that's kinda what I figured and was explaining. I don't know why people think zoo is a brainless flood deck, you get punished in so many ways if you do that in certain matchups. I've played matchups especially against super aggressive shaman and hunter decks where I looked back and recognized 3-4 different places where if I didn't make exactly the right move, I would have lost, and because I made the right choices I won by the skin of my teeth. Again though I really have to stress, I personally don't think it's that difficult, I'm not trying to say it is. Actually I'm trying to say I'm surprised at apparently how many other people find it difficult and fuck it up regularly.

I mean when people are laying down troggs and golems and turn 5 doomhammers and shit, or curving into highmanes with quickshot/KC/hero power backup, you really have to know how to get the most out of each of your plays in the span of a few turns in many cases. Missing out on one or two damage because you fucked up your minion placement or playing into AoE can absolutely wreck your shit and cost you the game in the end with zoo.

>>152388981

>priest

Let's keep the discussion to top tier decks on ladder, shall we?