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Mercy's Husband (ID: !!qVWuI7JHiej)
/owg/ Overwatch General 2016-08-20 01:25:03 Post No. 152309881
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Mercy's Husband (ID: !!qVWuI7JHiej)
2016-08-20 01:25:03
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Mercy Only Has One Lover And That's Me Edition
>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/
>Competitive Info
http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://www.over.gg/
>The Oversheet (Damage values and other numbers)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Stats and Leaderboards (Unofficial)
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://www.overbuff.com/
>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us
Previous thread: >>152292554
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hana song
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reminder that this game exists as a cash grab after project titan imploded and the only reason that it exists is to make you buy skins
reminder that the meta will be shifted each patch so that new characters will be meta and therefore their skins will be bought through RNG boxes
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DELET THIS
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>That moment when uncoordinated hope turned into a coordinated push
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How to play bastion
1. Stay in walk mode, your machine gun does good damage
2. Go minigun mode when you can shred someone down safely
ez win
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https://youtu.be/5v97jVj4a1Q
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Literally every other match I get into today is Nepal, Blizz please just let me play somewhere that isn't total ass.
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>>152310043
His normal gun has stupid big apread though
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>sugar
>spice
>and everything nice
>these were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls
>but professor Zieglar accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction
>chemical edge!
>thus the overwatch strike force was born!
>using their rapid deployment capabilities
>Reaper, 76, and genji have dedicated their lives to fighting omnics and forces of evil!
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>>152309928
OH MY GOD! I LOVE HANA SONG! I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT HER! SHE IS PERFECT! SHE IS CUTE! SHE IS VERY INSPIRATIONAL!
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Lena
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>>152309881
>having sex with her
I bet you watch porn of her too, you filthy cuck. Besides,she's my wife
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Imagine my joy seeing a pink circle flying in the skin just for it to be a skin for the soon to be F tier Genji
BLIZZARD
IF I DONT GET HANA SUMMER SKIN IN THESE LAST DAYS OF THE EVENT, IM DONE WITH OVERWATCH!
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>>152309881
Reminder that Mercy is straight and is dating Morrison
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HEE HOO HOO = best Bastion line
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>>152310161
She's lovely
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>>152310104
But Mako would definitely be Horde, what is this nonsense Blizzard
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>>152310043
how to die as bastion
1. walk around with your DVA tier hitbox
2. get shot twice by mcree
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>>152309881
Did you say Discord channel?
https://discord.gg/abCBQn9
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>you're about to hook the mercy and a 15 hp Tracer blinks in front you
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>no mobster character with a tommy gun
ya fuck this game
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Huh ho excuse me.
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Omnics deserve rights
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>>152310174
If you have Americree, I'll trade my Hana, Torbjorn, and either Lucio skin for it
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>>152308449
>>152308516
>>152308558
>>152308625
>>152308669
>>152308697
>>152308805
Mercy will always be shit tier since because of her beam, the enemy team always knows where she is and unlike Lucio/Zenyatta, she has to stop healing to defend herself
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>sleep an ulting Genji as he's right in my face
>Just stand there on top of him waiting for his dragonblade to run out
>He disconnects
Playing Ana gives me life, it's so good getting to bully the characters that typically bully supports.
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Which Overwatch girl has the nicest feet?
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>>152310167
Literally worst healer in the game
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How to fix pharah, i feel like her damage is fine
Maybe give her some passive where she takes less damage the further shooter is so that she doesn't get sniped by McMaker
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>>152309980
When will the meta swing back to Widow being top again? I want more tears from people while collecting headshots with the smug blue qt.
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>I am always the only person who ever picks Zarya on my team
>If I don't pick her then nobody will
>Every enemy team always has a Zarya
Is match making just trolling me so that every team I am on always has a Zarya? Because it feels like it is trying to force me to carry these fuckers with her.
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>>152310043
Nah.
I prefer just sitting in sentry mode then picking myself up as soon as the enemy team finds me out.
Then I can just hop around while headshotting in Recon mode and move to a new spot.
If you could go from Recon to Sentry just a bit faster then I'd agree with you.
>>152310167
>looking for porn of your own wife
Don't be silly, Anon.
>she's my wife
Now you're being delusional.
>>152310217
Nice try, but that's not how you spell my name.
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>>152310408
>>152310376
>using Lucio
Enjoy aids, you disgusting fags
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top qt
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>>152310402
That never happened Anon.
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Is it me or is that Summer lootbox shenanigans just an awful system?
Just got back to the game after quiting at 100 after launch so luckily I had boxes thrown at me but it would fucking suck otherwise. I hope the next skins, Halloween etc will be purchasable with the ingame currency.
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how does /owg/ feel about this image?
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Who is the bestkisser?
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>>152310516
this
>BugChaserTracer
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>>152310217
Morrison's heart already belongs to the woman that has always watched his back .
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is it just me or is sitting down the most entertaining thing to do in this game rn?
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>>152310172
Bruh lucio healing/speeding up the entire team is huge impact.
Even just by picking lucio and pressing E near your team during a teamfight, you're having a huge impact on your likelihood to win
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>>152309928
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>>152310224
>tfw you couldn't keep her from the dark side
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>>152310538
t. too bad to hit genjis with the sleeps
He hadn't gotten a single ult off all match, guess he was finally sick of it and didn't want to play the 3rd round on KOTH
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>>152310472
>you will never round a corner running away from the enemy only to see the tracer hunting you down slam headfirst into a wall dead
>you will never hear OO la la has your widow scopes out the support
>you will never again rescue your widow from an enemy genji with your hook so she can stop mercy from reviving everyone
it hurts
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>Bastion
>Hitbox as big as Roadhog
>Half Roadhog's hp and a shittier heal
>One less ability than every other hero, 2 less in some cases like genji
>Ult does nothing on press, requires positioning and no enemy shields, still not likely to do much
Why is bastion such a joke
He seriously needs some attention in the next patch
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Cutest and best pairing
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>>152310697
>You now realize thatThe Talon logo looks like ovaries
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>>152310516
I play Ana since her single target healing is actually good and she can defend herself unlike Mercy
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>>152310697
>Edgy Tracer saying corny britbong shit but trying to be spooky
I wish
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>>152310376
unlike Lucio/Zen, her healing is actually worth a damn and she has res
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>tried out PTR last night
>actually lost a lot in close quarters 1v1s with Hanzo unless I was playing a tank
Is this the power of speedy tree trunks?
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>>152310576
I feel nothing
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>>152310472
When you git gud
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>>152310508
She's my wife though.
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>>152310772
He basically needs to be D-Walker. L2 should be a High mobility rollerskate mode that one teammate can ride on, while Bastion is limited to Melee(75Dam?), his Recon gun needs to have less spread, or higher capacity.
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Mei's ass
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>>152310590
Yeah, Mercy with her healbeams, always watching his back
just btw Ana is for Rein
>>152310789
>draw a young Ana
>color hair white
>call it an old Ana
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>>152310772
sub 50 shitters need someone to play without frying their brains.
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Has anyone been able to pull of a Mercy cosplay without looking like shit?
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>>152310809
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>>152310576
Don't care.
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>>152310068
nice
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>>152310126
who cares about spread when they are that close to you
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>>152310705
>practicing hanzo once again
>hear genji ult
>be on 2nd floor in hollywood house past the point
>jump down
>scatter charged
>somehow spin 180 and oneshot genji
>this all happened in half a second
Genji in chat: ''Realy?''
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>>152311003
I'LL FOOKIN WRECK YA INNIT M8
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>>152310773
>fast almost-hatefucking with erratic thrusting and maniacal laughter while his skinny form plows the plump goddess from behind
>she makes cute squeaks and has trouble focusing on what's going on while being pleasured for the first time in forever (research projects isolate her from other people), curling her toes, struggling to keep her glasses on
Why even live knowing you'll never be junkrat in this situation?
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fresh off the ptr
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>>152310940
Let's agree to disagree
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>>152311003
>>152311128
STOP PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS
I WANT THIS SO BAD
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Why does it feel like my team intentionally goes into cover the instant I shield them or turn into gypsies and scatter when I am trying to play Zarya?
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>>152310789
>Ana
>target has to be still to get healed properly
No thanks
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when will they fix mccree
>anti flanker
>flashbang is shitty and unreliable
>tracer and genji run circles around him
>frontline dps
>needs a reinhardt to do anything
>ult
>would be the worst in the game if not for winston
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WHY WON'T I GET SKINS OF CHARACTERS I LIKE?
REEEEEEEE
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Rare image of bastion spotted in Afghanistan with leader of evil mercenary corporation. When will overwatch put an end to the omnic menace?
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>>152310773
Honestly I prefer Tracer/Junkrat
>both giggly hyperactive weirdos that throw bombs at people
>god save the queen
>bothmildly annoying but not too much
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>you will never gently part her lips with your thumb
>you will never softly stroke her cheek as she opens her mouth, ready for you
>you will never feel her gagging a little as you push your cock deep into her throat
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>>152311249
>having shit aim
L O L
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>>152311131
>she can't focus because she's being pleasured for the first time in forever, because her research projects keep her isolated from other people
>he doesn't know that antarctic bases are basically one Olympic Village-tier giant orgy
wew lad
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>>152311058
>playing Genji
>get oneshotted by the same Hanzo twice
>after that he goes in chat and starts commenting on my plays while roleplaying as my "brother"
T-Thanks...
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>>152311234
She'd manage to still be qt as fuck. I don't think she'd get like she does in this comic(though seeing Hana cry would be nice)
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>>152310773
get in line
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>>152311131
>He shoves her face into the pillow and drives her into the bed while screaming LET 'ER RIP
>Closet burst open
>McCree yells NOW HOL' UP and shoots him in the dick before he can explode inside her
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how to make bastion better for higher level play.
passive - heals when picking up scrap.
heal is replaced with a new ability
Thermo-Optic Camo - When holding still, Bastion can activate camo that makes him highly improbably to see, and hides him from vision enhancement abilities. Cancels when you fire or move. Then a 15 second cool down starts.
He won't be invisible, just very hard to see unless you are close or have a good eye to notice the distortion. He no longer stops to heal , just walk over a weapon. Camo ability encourages Bastions to constantly move to new spots to set up an ambush.
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>>152311337
>le shit aim meme
(You)
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>>152311249
>admitting you can't hit a moving target
my dude
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>>152311234
Me too
>No Strike Commander Reyes skin
>No Blackwatch Morrison skin
>No Talon Tracer
>No Overwatch Agent Amelie Lacroix skin
Just fucking kill me, senpai.
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>>152311349
Need some proof lad, I can make up facts too about Overwatch-con orgies.
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post your best Mei ass
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>>152311367
>max qt
>max evil
I've never wanted something so bad in a video game
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>>152311207
>what are you going to do when the fighting's over, Jack?
get all depressed and confused like Steve Rogers?
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>>152311290
Inb4 OJWs flood the thread desperately defending Omniggers
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>>152310908
I pity you, Anon.
I can't imagine how horrible it must be to live with schizophrenia.
Unlike my wife I'm not a doctor, but perhaps this will help you?
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>>152311360
Dang
I never talk to enemies though, I know how shitty it is to get shotted by hanzo, not gonna add salt to injury
Even if it's a genji
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>>152310789
>tfw Blizzard could have given Ana a design more like that pic but instead made her a leathery old granny
I don't get why they aged her up so much, even compared to S:76, who's supposed to be right around her age, she looks at least 15 years older than him. I really like the concept of her Merciful skin, but she's just too fucking old looking. Gotta stick with Horus/Captain Amari
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>>152311419
I'm guessing you main Winston right?
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>>152311408
lol
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>>152311487
Bastion isn't an omnic. He is a robot with a lesser AI, used by Omnics.
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If S2 ranking ends up being exactly like PTR I'm done with the game. I've won 3 games in a row as healer and that was just enough to make up for the comp points I lost in a 5v6.
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>>152311459
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world/tales-of-rampant-sex-reveal-polar-life-is-anything-but-frigid/story-e6frg6so-1226134272708
things got hot and heavy in Mei's antarctic research labs
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>>152311431
All of this shit sounds autistic and dumb
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>>152311367
Ready for dark?>Widow turns Tracer to keep her most precious person close to her.
>Tracer doesn't give a shit about Widow and spends all her time with D.va
>Mocks Widow for being a big softie.
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>Be Ana
>Heal a teammate
>They see I'm trying to heal them so after my first shot they stop and look at me
>Completely fuck up my tracking because they stopped for no reason
>Readjust and heal them to full
>Whole process takes an extra second than it should've
JUST MOVE NORMALLY DAMMIT I'LL HEAL YOU
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>>152311468
>>152311431
>>152311618
1I get the love and allure of corrupted Tracer, but I still think sweet, innocent, probably annoying as fuck Tracer is best
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What's with the edgy Tracer bullshit nowadays? It makes no sense.
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>>152311249
It isn't even hard to hit moving targets you useless Mercy main
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>>152311369
why does tracer have a steven universe cartoon face
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>>152311521
Soldier and Reaper both got pumped with shit to make them superhuman.
Ana probably just got really old looking because of the stress and depression of getting BTFO by Widow.
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>>152311487
how could anyone defend such a heartless creature? The man in his grip was a Christian Republican who was providing job opportunities to his fellow American's when this bastion unit took his life and his freedom.
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>>152310472
you think my wifu is not viable? fuck off you probably don't even have 10hours played on her.
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>>152311468
>>max qt
>>max evil
>I've never wanted something so bad in a video game
I hope you're ready for Sombra, anon
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>>152311569
like you could do betteR?
>>152311521
being a soldier ages you prematurely.
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why can't i get a good team?
just once, please
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>>152311504
>schizophrenia
Just admit you can't handle her rejecting you and being married to me. Stop being so delusional Anon. It isn't good for you.
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Why does my team suck so much ass?
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>>152311675
Tracer is Love, Tracer is Life.I have a thing for corruption, so I like it. But like I said, pure tracer is best Tracer
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>>152311521
Jack is a super soldier, Ana is an egyption with implants to help her shoot. Also guys age better because of testosterone WOMEN BTFO
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>>152311597
What sort of job do you need to go to these kind of bases? Some kind of research scientist?
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>>152311820
Because you are on it
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>>152311663
Corrupting the innocent is such a tantalizing trope. Even more for Tracer since she's one of the most - if not the most - idealistic goody-two-shoes hero out of the entire cast. Seeing her do a Face Heel Turn is appealing.
But I do agree. Cheeky, spunky Tracer is best Tracer.
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>>152311521
I always thought that Ana was around Rein's age, not Morrison's age, so she should actually look older than him
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>>152311521
>not liking badass old granny
poor taste
also 76 is a super soldier and Ana comments on the fact he looks younger than his age (probably 60?)
Honestly Ana looks good for a 60 year old woman especially a soldier because that shit stresses your body when you don't have captain america steroids
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>>152311820
because you're on it
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>>152311732
what the fuck
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>>152309881
Bruh I already shut you down. Post stats or git thee gone
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>>152311675
Literally tumblr fags that want to shitpost with their same 5 images of a dumb concept.
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>>152311820
Usually I acknowledge that I'm as garbage as my teammates, but when they play things like offensive Sym in ranked I have to wonder
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what are the best maps for Tracer
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>>152311475
Maybe he will learn to let go and let the younger generation take care of the new problems
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>pharah can no longer get headshotted while flying
>she takes 50% less damage if shooter is xx meters away
Opinions?
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>>152311597
I'll never be Mei's ice husband
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Anyone in /vg/ want to play some QP together?
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>>152311732
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>>152312020
retarded
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>>152311845
I can understand that. But I was also kind of wondering if there's some popular fanfic behind all the art.
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>>152311557
People who can't aim play Reinhardt
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>>152311874
Be shocked, for there is art that makes her spunky skins look decent
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>>152311868
ye, climatologist or technician or some shit like that
>>152311874
>implying that Tracer needs to be on the side of good to be cheeky and spunky
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Booga?
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>>152312068
Lucio is another good no aim pick
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>>152312039Console?
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>>152311521
They have been really inconsistent with the ages. In Old Soldiers, Ana and Jack look the the same age though.
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>>152312039
Sure, I will give friend name
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>>152311943
Oops wrong one.
BEHOLD
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>>152312083
>>implying that Tracer needs to be on the side of good to be cheeky and spunky
Not at all, senpai. I like both edgelord Talon Tracer and cheeky brat Talon Tracer.
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>>152311730
>Bastion
>Not an Omnic
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>>152312058
It's in the same vein as the Tracer x Widowmaker art that comes around.
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>>152312134
Junkrat players shake my head
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>>152311258
Are you genuinely asking them to buff the best offense hero after genji gets nerfed?
The fuck is wrong with you
>Flashbang is shitty and unreliable
Its not and its a free kill on tracers and lets him automatically win duels with anyone in its range
>Needs a rein to do anything
He really doesn't. You just point and click at people's heads from range and they die with balanced 2x 140 damage headshots per second
>Bad ult
At worst it forces an enemy to turn away from your team and scatter for cover/shields
At best its a won teamfight
Git gud
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>>152311943
>>152312157
What drives you anon?
Do you play with friends to enjoy healslutting that much?
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>>152311820
because you're on it
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>>152312209
keep posting talon Tracer
surely blizzard will catch on
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>>152311717
>preferring animu tracer
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>>152312126
>that objective time
OOGA
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>>152312226
Bastions are not omnics.
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gg ez
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>>152312332
>Not posting the clean version
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>>152311796
Jeez Anon, this is serious.
What's next? Are you going to change your name to mine?
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D.va likes to swallow, and enjoys it in the other hole
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>>152312341
Not all characters are meant to touch the point. Tracers and Genjis that have high obj time are obj doing it wrong
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>>152312485
What did Hana Song look like before Mercy gave her plastic surgery?
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>>152312407
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'M TRIGGERED FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>152312058
Same appeal as Widowmaker redemption art, but reversed for Tracer. y'know
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>>152311597
I am genuinely disgusted.
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>>152311820
Usually the "carrys" that are kind enough to ragequit and leave early tend to miss out on a win, so
probably because you are on it
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how to clean up /owg/ in 2 easy steps:
1. filter /hana song/i, /wife/i, and /waifu/i in the 'comment' field.
2. refresh the page.
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>you will never clean bastions gun
>you will never run cloth through each bore
>you will never pump your grease gun into his joints as he becomes more flexible and less rigid
>you will never test his battery
>you will never change out his oil
>you will never wash him down with soap and rag
>you will never switch out the tank treads for a newer more durable brand
>he will never beep and boop at you with satisfaction as you return him to factory condition
>you will never kill his bird
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>>152312452
But Anon, you already changed your name to mine. It won't do you any good though, since my wife knows who she's married to.Which is me
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I feel like shit. Anything redeemable in this mess?
There's got to be a hero somewhere I can actually havefunwith.
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I only started playing yesterday and have been saving my boxes
s-should i open them
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>>152312541
Like all other Korean girls pre operation
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>Attacking on Hanamura
>Go Lucio to back up Zen bro
>Can't get past choke point
>Zen bro isn't a bro and quits game
>Sheeeit
>Hit overtime only me McMeme and mechless D.Va on point against Symettra and Soldier
>Everyone else dead
>D.Va and McCree die + Soldier Ults
>Somehow fucking blast Soldier + Sym off the point into the death pit
>Capture point when dead teammates get to the point
>Speed boost that shit to 2nd point
>3 enemies dead on the way
>Capture the last point with barely any trouble
>Get 6 votes for 2 environment kills and 6 eliminations
And my dick was so hard that as soon as I got off I went to go brag to a bunch of people on the internet over my somewhat alright victory for winning a quick play match.
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Who else wants to eat mei's mud cutter
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>>152312607
OJWS GET OUT
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>>152312332
>Holland, 1945 playing
Was going to give you shit for the entry level /mu/-core but then started remembering the song and got the feels. God dammit.that rendition of Tracer is still shit tbqh
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>>152312630
no, loot boxes are a trap to try and get you to waste money
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5 cute facts about Hana Song:
- She's a girl!
- She's a Meka!
- I love her!!!!!
- D.Va!!!!!!!!!!!
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is pharah 76s and Ana's kid
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>>152312536
Tracers and Genjis contesting points forever can work sometimes if the enemy team can't pin them down effectively
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>>152312630
personally I like to save mine and open them every 10 levels
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>>152312648
seriously, why is there a high amount of disproportionate faces in Korea?
did the Chinese just exile ugly people for ~300 years to Korea to create that gene pool?
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>>152312729
Aren't they supposed to give you something good so you go back for more?
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>>152312781
no, she's reaper and reinhardt's kid
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>>152312630
You must resist anon.
I'm level 267, but I've been saving summer games lootboxes.
Opening them all at once for some YouTube $$$.
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>>152312781
Pharah is a result of ana being late to the game and having to eat the cum cookie.
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which overwatch girl would moan the loudest during sex?
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>>152312753
I want to dedicate my life just talking about D.va, I'll never get enough of her
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>>152312276
Honestly I have never once played in a group. Don't even have the trophy for grouping up one single time. I just like playing alone
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>>152312857
>something good out of loot boxes
hahahahahahahahah
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>>152312876
>>152312630
Crates are predetermined. You can't hold them and wait. I learned this with Ana. 71 crates, and not a single ana drop until the first crate I got after she dropped
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>>152312857
oopsies forgot pic
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>think Overwatch is just a shitty casual game like Dota/LoL/CSGO/CoD
>friends pursuade me to buy it and play with them
>.....on PS4
>turns out it's actually kind of fun (when playing in a party)
>am now constantly reminded how I'm playing an inferior version
Why is the aiming so shit? How come Call of Duty and Destiny feel fine on consoles but is it impossible to hit shit with McCree?
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>Stick with me and I'll cover you!
She sounds so cute whe she says this
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>>152310304
I think Battleborn has one, go check it out!
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>>152312273
>Are you genuinely asking them to buff the best offense hero after genji gets nerfed?
I'm not asking for a buff I want him reworked. His gun is genuinely overpowered but the rest of his kit sucks ass.
>Its not and its a free kill on tracers and lets him automatically win duels with anyone in its range
Yeah try that against good ones who aren't dumb enough to hug you. Also if genji or tracer jump, blink, dash, whatever when you hit them it they keep going so you get a few fucking milliseconds to headshot a genji teleporting across the room. Good luck with that
>lets him automatically win duels with anyone in its range
Unless they have 600 health or a shield.
>You just point and click at people's heads from range and they die with balanced 2x 140 damage headshots per second
As soon as people realize you're doing this they're going to spam you down and mccree is really weak to chip damage having no self heals and shit mobility. You absolutely have to have someone guarding you.
>At worst it forces an enemy to turn away from your team and scatter for cover/shields
Which is what always happens because every tank has a way of neutralizing it, and even a few non tanks like reaper and mei.
>At best its a won teamfight
It never fucking kills anybody, it has the lowest kills on average of all the offense hero ults, announces your location and lights mccree up if that wasn't enough, and then there's a delay after you left click for no fucking reason. The only way it gets kills is if you flank and their team is distracted but that goes completely against mccree's role as being dps and anti flanker
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>>152313031
You can save crates if they were summer crates when they dropped/crates that dropped after ana launched.
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>>152313050
Lack of auto aim when you look down sights?
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>>152312879
Fuck, that must tickle
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>>152312602
Sad how this general is basically lolg
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>>152313031
>>152312876
Aye, I know. Those are all summer game looboxes from leveling up during the event. When the event's over I'll open them all at once while recording.
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>>152311872
>>152311902
>>152312321
>>152312575
rofl, you fags can't even compare to me
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>>152312781
>threadly reminder that Ana caused Civil War and the downfall of Overwatch
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>>152313091
Yeah, the event crates change things. But unless the event crate loses its status as an event crate, it'll have the same drop
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>>152313050
It's something those games do with ADS. Gives you better aim assist.
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>>152313084
His gun is not overpowered
His right click is shit tho and so is his ult which is the worst in the entire game
His stun is fine
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>>152313160
I want Morrison to impregnate me
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>>152313156
Nice picture save from reddit so you can pretend to be #1.
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>>152313139
You better pray that they don't remove the event crate option the moment the event ends
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>>152312753
that's only 4 you fucking chalupa
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>>152312602
>filter /hana song/
D.va online
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>>152312923
Widowmaker. She tries to pass as being extremely experienced but you know she's a screamer.
Either her or Pharah.
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>>152309881
>tfw finally got the Zarya skin to go with gold gun
Don't give up hope, anon, there's still a chance!
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Post songs to listen to when playing D. Va
https://youtu.be/6pA_Tou-DPI
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>>152313160
Jack hand is on Ana's ass
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>>152313156
>No name
>Reaching top 500 and posting on a general filled with dipshits who can't even break the 60 rank barrier
>Could've gotten the picture from literally anywhere
>Can't even prove you had it now that Season 1 ranks are gone
Nice try.
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>>152313036
Not really sure what to expect so none of this means anything to me.
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>>152312126
>9 deaths and didn't touch the point once
That's a solid "OOGA", friendpai.
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>>152313406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RttuiU6zj2k
They need to fix her fucking face holy shit.
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>>152313406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8keTv_vpwLc
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Tell me about the best thing that happened in OW today anons
im bored and its 5am
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>>152313160
>WHOS IT ANA? ITS MINE RIGHT! NO ITS MINE JACK SHE LOVES ME
>It's reinhardts
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>>152313443
So is Gabriel's
The reason they're both in that picture is that the test results for which one is the father hasn't come in yet
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>pick junkrat on nepal
>getting kills on their squishies with car bomb, trapping their tanks and blowing them the fuck up
>lose first round because dps can't into left click
>our mcree who hasn't shown up on the kill feed the whole game tells me to switch
>win the next two rounds
>he's livid when I point out I have gold medals
kek what is with these kids
It's QP and "g-gold medals don't mean anything!!" isn't really a convincing argument when I was constantly getting focused by their reinhardt for trapping him during predictable charges
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>>152313156
Stop posting my picture and making me look bad.
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>tfw no competitive
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Pharah: Clearing the area!
Reyes: Clearing the area!
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>tfw zone out real hard as Zarya
>Almost die to a Torb turret before a Mercy healed me
>focus back in and pull 5 people into a gravitron and end up completely ad-libbing a random victory push
felt good
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I want to mindbreak D.Va.
Violate her in every imaginable way.
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>>152313241
>His gun is not overpowered
It melts people from across the map, if it wasn't for his gun being so fucking good he wouldn't have such a high pick rate.
>His stun is fine
He's supposed to counter genji and tracer and he does a shit job at it. Every other counter in the game is one sided but not mccree for some reason. Genji's reflect has a hitbox as big as a fucking bus or he can just get to high areas where you can't get too or tracer who has a really tiny hitbox so fth isn't guaranteed but you can't expect to headshot her either because if she blinks when you hit her she still teleports which is fucking retarded.
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>>152313695
o fug
Ana+Reaper confirmed
>>
Would be nice if Blizzard could find it within themselves to make a KOTH mapset that wasn't completely awful. Lijiang's the only one that's bordering on acceptable, Ilios and Nepal are both shit. I like the mode's concept, but the maps are all just so painful to play on.
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>A giant gorilla! Just like in those old video games!
who has the qtest quotes and why is it Hana
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>>152312602
>every thread is completely empty
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>>152313576
MEDAL VALUE POWER RANKINGS
1. Objective Time
2. Healing
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POWER GAP
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89. Damage
90. Objective Kills
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POWER GAP
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9001. Eliminations
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>>152313559
>Anon not knowing Reinhardts hand is also on Mccree
Mccree x Reinhardt confirmed.
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>>152313695
Holy fuck I just realised. Reaper confirmed Pharah's dad?
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>>152313695
o fug
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>>152313251
r u a grill
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>>152313850
moshi moshi?
baito desu?
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>tfw can't play any of the Offense heroes because aim is shit
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>>152313559
Reinhardt is so virile he can impregnate women just by looking at them.
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Genji is getting nerfed to shit, same with Zen.
Who do i main now?
>also inb4 Symmetra
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>>152313770
>60 tick
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>>152313770
Is Genji this game's loose version ofDemoman?
Does he literally take no skill to be good at?
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>>152313770
The only 2 Genji nerfs I wanted were a reasonable hitbox size for his reflect and a decreased ult time. Maybe change his dash to not reset on kill while ulting.
His movement abilities were fine and people that complained about it were shitters that couldn't aim.
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>>152313770
>Get 20 ticked
>WOW THE HITBOX
>>152313914
ebin
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>>152313757
What's wrong with her face?
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>>152313910
I amyes
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>>152313850
>healing above anything
fuck off
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>>152313695
I thought that Pharah said "Rocket barrage incoming!" not "clearing the area"
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>>152313695
Damn no wonder Reyes was pissed that Ana went with Jack.
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>>152313954
Good ol american sniper
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>>152313695
Doesn't D.VA say the same thing during her ult? Blizzard just recycles lines so their writing staff doesn't have to put in more than 5 hours a week.
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Did the rank reset happen already?
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>>152313954
Hanzo. His arrows are back to bring as thick as a tree trunk now.
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>>152312547
Hey, chill out
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>>152314005
KING'S ROW
I
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G
S
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R
O
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>>152314000
There isn't enough semen on it.
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>>152313965
>>152313984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl4tfa0c-20
>>152313970
demoman actually does take skill when you play with scouts and soldiers who know what they're doing.
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>>152314028
>Thinking a good healer isn't a huge boon
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>>152314070
Sounds like a comfy job
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>>152309881
I really need some help guys, I kept getting matched with sub 50 shitters and I need a better hero. Usually I play Zarya or Mcree but they're not cutting it. Even at 80% average charge or 75% weapon accuracy and popping ults near constantly I still can't turn the tide. My team is still uncoordinated as fuck and trickles into the point like lemmings. I cant see myself hitting 70+ next season without playing a hard carry. I suck at Tracer and Genji (he's picked in 99% of games anyways) I really need a better hero, there are some I admit I have less than 10 minutes of playtime on, so I have no idea where to begin.
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>>152313970
genji is demoknight (no-skilled hard-to-kill melee shitter class)
junkrat is demoman (somewhat-skilled grenade-spamming class)
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>>152314039
She says "clearing the area" when she uses her E.
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>>152312876
>Opening them all at once for some YouTube $$$.
Do people actually sit down and watch these or what
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>Attack on Anubis
>playin' some Zarya
>cap B, we have 2/3rds controlled
>get pushed back
>killed at 75 energy, Reaper decides to teabag me
>No, this will not do.
>we charge back on the point
>instagib reaper and teabag him
>get murdered by Rein for being a dumbass
>mfw we still capped and won
>>
The face of someone who is in serious need of a cock up her ass
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>>152313559
>she had a picture of Reinhardt as a child
>both have a good concept of JUSTICE
>only Ana and Rein flirt with each other
>only Rein is old enough to be Pharah's father
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>>152313695
The problem with this is that Pharah knows who her dad is according to the devs. And that it's not a big mystery.
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>>152314112
N-No! No, Hana is single!
>>
Pharah is actually Hanzo's kid
source: I work for Blizzard
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>>152313695
>Ana had Reyes' child
>Widowmaker pissed off forever
>This is why she tried to murder Ana
IT ALL MAKES SENSE
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>>152314278
Doesn't stop her from being a slut
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>>152314261
She flirts with Jack too. And why doesn't she acknowledge him as her father? She knows who her dad is.
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Is anyone else bit able to connect to B.Net right now
Just got booted from a game
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>>152314251
forgot pic
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Hana is a bad ass nigga. She's for real, and don't you forget it.
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>>152314195
>genji is a melee hero and requires less skill to play effectively than junkrat
>junkrat requires any skill at all beyond "oh shit shift+rmb", "am i directly exposed to a widow/bastion/hanzo? no? okay, i'm optimally positioned", and "don't run my ult at the enemy team in a straight line across open terrain"
>>
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>>152314408
D.va has such nice eyes
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Ever get so frustrated with Mei constantly freezing you and there's nothing you can do about it that you imagine she freezes you and drops her pants and stuffs your frozen body up her ass
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>>152314371
Doesnt she also flirt with Mc Reeeeee
Pretty sure she says he always was a charmer
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>>152314152
>no difference in aim between when he ults and is regularly shooting
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>>152314195
I'd compare genji more to bfb scout, crazy good mobility who no real downside.
junkrat is much easier than demoman, instant reloads, unlimited ammo, and no self damage is actually pretty insane.
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>>152314583
no, that's rein
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>>152314564
I always jack off when a Mei freezes me, because there's nothing else I can do besides release my frustration
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Junkrat ult buff fucking when?
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>>152313954
>Not being motivated to continue getting better with Genji simply out of spite
If that's too painful try learning someone that you never tried beforethat isn't the new flavor of the month metaand git gud with them.
Been playing a lot more Roadhog, and think I might try my hand at Widowmaker now that Hanzo is running rampant.
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>>152311249
I don't even have to scope in to hit my moving teammates. Learn how to aim faggot
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Le science ape is fun.
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>>152314371
because he isn't the father
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>>152314669Never.But he'll never get a nerf either.So it sort of balances out.
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>>152310174
You dont need that skin
two thirds of the dvas i seen the last few weeks were using that skin
Youll look more unique even with one of her blue tier skins
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>>152309881
Genjis gutting cannot come soon enough
I hope he becomes unplayable forever
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>>152310136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9J5tYShNY8
I love when Japs use English because it's cool.
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>>152314210
Yup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWPqUZGnG2g
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>>152314652
No that's mccree. Check the wiki
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Marry fuck kill
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>>152314779
You sound like a sniper or support main
amirite?
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>>152310980
This girl is the closest I've seen.. she's pretty cute too.
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>>152312137
>They have been really inconsistent with the ages.
Wasn't Mercy shown to be 17 or so in a pic of the OW team in Ana's trailer but she wasn't recruited into OW until much later?
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>>152314152
I aspire to be DJProfessorK literally every time I play Lucio.
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>>152314915
Marry Widow
Fuck Trcaer
Kill Pharah
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>>152313770
If they nerf characters like McCree we will have a full on tank meta 100%
His gun is powerful but its not OP by any means, not in its current form
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>>152314915
fuck widow
trash the other two
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>>152314915
Kill Tracer
Fuck Widow
Marry Phara
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>>152314097
God she's so cute.
I want to pump her fertile body full of my seed.
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>>152315023
hello
yes this is reaper
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>>152314980
>Non-Asian D.Va
Throw it in the trash.
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>>152314915
Marry: Mercy
Fuck: Mercy
Kill: no one because Mercy would not approve of needless death.
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Any new PTR changes since the ones a few days ago?
They change stuff on the fly each time
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>>152314980
Not even close. I mean, she's pretty for the real world but she's no Mercy.
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>>152314991
Apparently.
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>>152314915
Marry Tracer
Fuck Pharah
Kill Windowlicker
Widow'll kill me in my sleep, so she's out. Pharah's a cold, emotionless bitch so marriage is out, but I guess if I have to fuck her I'll do it. Tracer's voice is annoying as fuck but she's actually capable of love, so she'll be married.
Done.
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>>152314915
Kill all. Marry Mercy.
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>>152315021
>marry widowmaker
>Widow Maker
>She will be a widow again
Fuck that, kill Widow, fuck Tracer, Marry pharah and hope her mom tries to cuck her
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>>152314278
Of course she's single, there's a difference between being somebody's girlfriend and being somebody's property.
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>>152315080
Reaper is actually my best character
I got his gold shotguns
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>>152314915
I wanna marry all of them and treat them all very nice and give them lots of loves
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Ana boosted genji with mercy damage boost is degenerate as fuck.
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>>152315094
Yeah, the D.Va one is fucking bad...also looks kinda...downey...I guess.
>>152315138
Of course she's not close...but so far she's been the best.
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>>152314564
Glad I'm not the only one.
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>>152315138
>literally a 5
>pretty for the real world
burgers have low standards
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>>152313241
>his ult which is the worst in the entire game
>aimbot easy quad if you know how to position properly is the worst ult in the game
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>level 20
>still no widowmaker skin
>ANOTHER fucking mei skin
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>152315286
>only level 20
dude you've been playing the game for like 10 minutes at the most. relax
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>>152315023
>His gun is powerful but its not OP by any means, not in its current form
It's only balanced by the fact he has literally nothing else.
Either let Reaper anti tank and make McCree stronger against flankers or give his flashbang to someone else and rework his kit so it actually makes sense and fits his role.
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The zenyatta skins are underrated
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>>152314564
I usually fantasise about raping her.
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>>152313972
You are incredibly stupid and have no place in balancing anything.
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>>152315271
Compare it to all other ults DPS characters have
It's so fucking shit, not only does it slow you down, make you glow it also takes forever to do anything
Way to be a dumbass
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i finally got it guysI dont even play him I play bastion
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>join game
>enemy team captures penultimate checkpoint
>lose
>join another game
>instantly hit the defeat screen
>join another game
>symmetra built a teleporter going off the edge of a cliff
why is competitive play disabled again?
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>>152314915
Fuck Skinny Mei
MarryRoad
Kill Widow
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>>152315346
I want one RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
It's not fair, the characters I like the most I get shit, and those other characters I fucking despise I get loads of shit.
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>>152315118
I'd like to know this as well
>>152315404
You are bad.
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>>152315262
>literally a 5
she's toatally pretty. you must make your women friends feel really great about themselves don't you?
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>>152315465
I got it a few boxes ago but I like gambler skin more.
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>>152314947
I'm a Lucio main.
And no I don't have AIDS fuck off before you ask I'm sick of one bad apple ruining it for the rest of us.
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>>152315532
>gambler
>not riverboat
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>>152311369
>TracerXTrashmouse
I'm okay with this
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>>152315465
>13 minutes of Bastion
>Legendary
>20 minutes of Genji
>Legendary
>30 minutes of Widowmaker
>2 legendaries
Count your victories.
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>>152315569riverboat is gay
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>>152315404
>He doesn't know when to ult with McCree
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>>152314915
Marry Widow
Fuck Widow very lovingly, with lots of kissing, handholding and "i love you"s
Befriend Tracer and Pharah
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Sombra when, Blizzard?
wasn't the Bastion video supposed to have more ARG information?
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>>152315040
this desu senpai
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CRUSADER LAST STAND SHORT WHEN
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>>152315693
No, that was a lie spread by retards and believed by retards
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Hana Song = Anal Queen
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>>152315714
Never Ever.
Enjoy the triggered toaster short.
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>>152315507
D.Va, obviously.
>free rent
>chance to put your semen in her food when you cook for her
>chance to sniff her clothes when you clean her room
>blows you sometimes
How could you choose anybody else?
>>
Is there some unwritten rule on QP that you have to switch heroes every 1 minute?
People don't even build ults, they just change every single time they die.
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>>152315714
never lmao
gotta make a mei and dva short :)))))))))))))))))
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newbie here. how do i get good as zarya. im confused about this character
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What do these mean?
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>>152315878
The worst is when they change characters with their ults UP
what the fuck
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>>152315878
lol its qp bro why r u so mad xd????
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>>152315525
I always grope them so they know they're attractive.
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>>152315784
Hana Song = My Queen
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>>152315964
Packet loss symbols.
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>>152314915
Fuck WIdow
Marry Pharah
Kill Tracer slowly
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>>152316010
Fuck does that mean
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>>152316097
Read up on internet connection.
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>>152315784
>>152316007
Hana Song = Perfection
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>>152315878
its either this or the fucking hanzo who never switches
eat a dick faggot with your silver eliminations you don't even use sonar arrow you cuck
>>
Anyone who claims genji takes skill is a fucking god damned liar.
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>>152309881
Can anyone help me out?
I had overwatch on my PS4 but id ecided to switch to PC.
I just installed the game and the graphics are all crispy. How do i make it look decent, at least decent enough to play.
I'm running it on a notebook though, i don't expect it too have great graphics or anything but as off now the game is kinda unplayable.
Intel Core i5-3337
Ram 4 GB
NVidia Geforce 720M.
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/owg/ i want to marry widowmaker
i sometimes cry at night because she is not real
what do i do? is suicide the only option for me?
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>>152315927
Her shields charge her gun.
Use the friendly shield on people who are being shot at, like Tracer, Genji, Reaper.
Your shield is good for telling people to fuck on off, or just straight up helping you shred people like DVa or Road.
Your ult doesn't do damage on it's own, but is devastating when paired with others. Let your team know when it's ready.
Reaper, Tracer, Genji, Road, DVa benefit greatly from it.
>>
DICKS
OUT
FOR
_ _ _ _ _ _ _.
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>>152315404
Sounds like you need a healthy dose of GIT GUD
Like I said you don't know how to position properly, you don't deploy it out in the fucking open you take a high route. They won't know where you are because they won't be looking for a McCree on top of a platform/ledge, You can get an easy multi-kill this way because most people panic and try to run or aggro target the McCree.
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Ptr is pretty fun tbqh.
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>>152316226
Pharah
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CAN YOU FUCKING MERCY MAINS PLAY LITERALLY ANY OTHER HEALER? I AM TIRED OF SHIT MERCYS RUNNING IN AND DYING ON KOTH!!!! PLAY LUCIO OR ANA, HELL EVEN PLAY ZEN JUST FUCK OFF WITH YOUR MEDIOCRE HEALS AND ULT YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET OFF BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAD BEFORE YOU GET TO POINT~!!!! AAAAAAAAA
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>>152315213
Which one would you impregnate first?
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>>152315990
I bet you do.
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>>152315927
You have a bubble you can throw on other people and a bubble you can throw on yourself
The bubble only lasts a few seconds, but it negates all damage. The more damage it negates, the stronger charge you get, and the harder your laser hits for, although it decreases over time- slightly faster as you shoot.
Your regular laser has limited range, but your LMB also shits grenades at a better distance, although it's less accurate.
Your ultimate drops an angry bubble that pulls everyone into it. It doesn't do much damage, but it sets it up for other people to ult on them and wipe teams with.
Ideally, you bubble other people who are fighting to raise the charge, then bubble yourself as you're umping into a fight and incinerate everyone in the room. Bubbles only last a couple seconds each and have a nasty cooldown, so you have to learn the when and where of throwing them
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>>152316169
correct
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>tfw listening Diamond is Unbreakable OP 2
>tfw winning
Feeling glorius desu
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>>152316358
>but it negates all damage
well it does but only up to 200, anything higher than 200 damage will break the shield.
something to keep in mind before you charge into a bastion.
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who the fuck am i going to complain about for getting shit on after genji gets nerfed
>>
does experience with playing the TF2 medic translate well onto playing Mercy?
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>>152316275
>>152315670
>>152315518
His ult only works on new players
Literally anyone with a brain can avoid it
You people think it killing level 5 players on QP makes it good
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>>152316465
Tracer's next on the chopping block, with anything thats a popular pick as well
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>>152316335
I don't know why anyone chooses Mercy now. The beam is a dead giveaway and anyone with half a brain targets the healer first and foremost.
I know I do. Every time I see an enemy healslut I go above and beyond to slay that pozzed little whore, and Mercy is by far the easiest to kill. She's shit, her ult is shit right now too.
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>nobody can deal with torb's turret on volskaya moving platform
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>>152316204
HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Hanamura is literally the worst map in the entire game I never want to play it again
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is there any information as to what characters are getting shorts next?
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>>152316474
Not really, there are no crit heals, rez encourages you to stay even further back, you are almost a free kill for anyone who can get close to you while the only class that can consistently protect you is roadhog. It's much more passive playstyle than tf2 medic.
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>>152313850
S)Kill participation card
1)Objective time
2)Objective kills
~Literally who gives a shit about anything else
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>>152315561
Hit the nail on the head on that one. I understand why you'd be angry at Genji, granted you can damage him through his deflect. (Not much damage but it's something)
The thing is though, the nerfs don't hurt his damage, he'll still harass the fuck out of you and hunt you down. In fact, he'll probably ult just for you now. Even though the combo is gone in the PTR (and perhaps in the live game in the future) he'll always be around because he's cyborg ninja versus a black guy with a frog fetish or an overgrown old guy with a hammer.
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>>152316489
You don't need to kill people with it for it to be good.
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>>152316558
PLAY ANA IF YOU WANT TO BE A SINGLE TARGET HEALER AIMING ISN'T HARD I WAS RANKED 65 SHIT PLAYER AND I HIT MOST IF NOT ALL MY SHOTS WITH THE OLD CUNT
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>>152316668
My wife's boyfriend works at From Software and says Claptrap's getting one next
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>>152316572
>>152316204
>Switched to PC
>Nvidia Geforce 720M.
KEK
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>>152316007
Hana would have that toned body, she probably has no definition thanks to all the chips and soda
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>>152315068
She is sterile because of the extended amount of time she spent in cryo-stasis.
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>>152316489
The same can be said for almost every ult though
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>>152316204
>Ram 4 GB
>NVidia Geforce 720M.
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>>152315784
#anal
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>>152316668
Nope, my guess is Pharah/Ana or Rinehardt.
Hopefully more Omnic War shit.
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>>152314134
even a shit healer gets gold
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>>152316558
Says you.
I've killed a few Reinhardts and a couple Roadhogs who thought the same.
and any good Mercy knows to turn the beam off when an Ult like junkrat's is used.
all about situational awareness.
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>PoTG
>Torbjorn upgrading his turret
>still upgrading
>still upgrading
>ends
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>>152315889
I need to see Mei's great big heavy titties in glorious animation.
>>
What bastion skin is the best?
>>
>>152316713
>Do 1 dmg to someon on point
>they die
>I CARRIED
>>152316813
and was infinitely more valuable than your 12 assist on point
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>>152316687
it sounds like Mercy NEEDS more tools to defend herself with, a better pistol or faster movement or something
also,
>medic smug and evil
>implying that medic is evil
fuck off, medic is the purest of the whole tf2 cast
>>
Mercy E now grants her 2 seconds of immunity discuss
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>>152316534
They won't nerf their flagship character. Especially now that Roadhog's hook glitch is getting fixed
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>>152316864
Overgrown.
Even if it does reduce your FoV.
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>>152316887
I still say she should get a self-heal on E, or some kind of nova burst to help give her some breathing room
>>
>>152316887
>fuck off, medic is the purest of the whole tf2 cast
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>>152316789
>tumblr_
kys
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>>152316924
>2 seconds of immunity
>has a 2 second cooldown
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>>152316215
Make a widowmaker plushie, or see if a realdoll company will give you blueberry skin.
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>>152316474
It used to, but she's so shit now that you're better off making the minor transition to a different support.
>tfw a medic with a built-in Quick Fix+Kritzkrieg that loses her Uber for an AoE Revive is STILL considered shit because she can't live for anything and her healing isn't even the best single-target healing.
She's getting buffs, but it still feels bad.
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>>152316872
if you got the gold medal for it and your team won, yes you carried
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>>152316846
>Potg
>Torb molten cores
>one shell into me as zarya
>one into a dva firing her pistol in a corner
OK
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>>152316738
So instead of left clicking enemies heads quickly you think its better to glow like a lighthouse for 5 seconds and move like a snail to do almost no damage?
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>>152317002
>kys
>>>/reddit/
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>>152316643
Wtf that's the best map, it brings me back to my Japanese roots...
>Yes i'm white but I identify as Japanese
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>>152316447
Part 4 op's are meh desu
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>>152316837
You killed shitters who weren't at ful lhealth, healslut-kun
Her pistol is good but it's not good enough to counter any DPS hero targeting you unless they're simply shit.
And the beam is a dead giveaway the entire fucking match not just while enemies ult.
>>
>>152316275
>flank to use his ult lol
it's not worth the time and risk to get over there, mccree is one of the worst flankers in the game it makes no sense for him to have to sneak behind enemies to get anything out of his ult.
>>
>>152315782
Someone semi-official literally told us to tune in, I'm sorry we believed his "A Christmas Story Ovaltine-ass" lies
>>
Sombrero is gonna be a cloaked spy and there is nothing you can do about it
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>>152317053
I guess my widowmaker work carried. 1,1k damage and 0:00 obj time, but gold medel obj kills
>>
>>152316759
>>152316789
it was a notebook i got as a present, ive never played much in it but a friend of mine said it could run overwatch. Although the game runs well the graphics are all crispy.
>>
I dont browse /vg/ often, are all generals full of desperate waifu virgins?
>>
Who else /playsat12fps/ here?
I sometimes I go Ana just to spite people/
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at last my zarya is complete
>>
Why is bastion so comfy to play as attack?
>set up near point or on cart
>point and click shitters to death
>move to cover when your counterpicks show up
>wait for team to kill them or do it yourself if you are already set up
>repeat
It's so easy and they get so salty.
>>
I want D.va to get her own anime
>>
>>152316010
>>152315964
Why do they always seem to pop up when a match ends
Does it have anything to do with people leaving?
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>>152317184
Shitters they may have been. but some were indeed at full health.
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>>152316474
Yes.
But what's really funny is that my experience with the Crusader's Crossbow translate pretty well onto playing Ana.
>>
>>152316785
>implying your brain will not release the same reward chemicals regardless
At least this way you won't end up with billions of children.
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>>152317253
>on 4chan
>hasn't embraced 2D yet
>>
>>152317265
good taste
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>>152315507
>>152315841
this
>wanting to stay with sped genji
roadhog might be cool too
>>
>>152317253
yes
who's your wiafu anon?
>>
>>152317317
i want her to get her own anime too, or just an animated movie about her and the omnic crisis in south korea
>>
>>152317348
>give Mercy a generic moeblob face
what is this heresy?
>>
Are the highlight intros borked
I went to view my recent ones and the hero's face looks all weird when they look fine after an actual game
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>>152317291
Highly mobile ambush Bastion on defence is my new favourite meme playstyle.
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>>152317181
>Diamond is Unbreakable
>Part 4
NANI?
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>>152317118
That goes back to not using it at the right time.
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>>152317265
>No gold gun
Anon...
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>>152317265
I'm jealous as fuck since Zarya is my main. Every single legendary and epic I've gotten in the summer boxes has been for Lucio. It's like Blizzard knows I hate playing that little niglet and showers me with cosmetics out of spite
>>
>>152315507
I would take anal for D.va.
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>>152317521
same except for tracer
>i have 5 tracer legendary skins, including the 2 summer ones
>all from loot boxes
>only 2 hours played
>
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>>152317253
waifus are better than tumblr autists
>muh amputee
>muh edgy tracer
>muh pharamercy
>>
>>152317253
At least the waifuism is related to Overwatch.
Some other generals are nothing but namefags, avatarfags, offtopic drama and offtopic shit in general.
>>
>>152317496
what
what are you nani-ing about
>>
>>152315507
Obviously D.va since she's my waifu but Roadhog would be a total bro I'd only hang out with Genji so i can have someone to go to conventions with
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>>152317519
i bought the golden gun for reaper
HAVE A MADE A HUGE MISTAKE?
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>None does anything againts their widow
>One of our guys decide go MLG sniper
>Sucks so hard
>I bring the monkey
>Widow never swaps, hot monkey dick her
>Realize My dick is going into everyone
I hate snipers, i dont care if I die, I will make your life suffer.
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>>152317635
Part 4 is Stardust Crusaders m8
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>>152317667
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>>152317317
>Shoots right handed
>Left eye dominant
life is rough
-
Also, for a game as diverse as OW, there's no southpaw hero
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>>152317742
No it's not, that's Part 3.
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>>152317191
>anti-flanker hero is not good at dealing with flankers who will be the only real enemies in the vicinity to get to the aforementioned points
Besides aggroing people to focus away from your team onto you this is the best use of his ult and people rarely anticipate it.
You think his ult is shit because you don't know how to properly deploy it.
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Why does QM have to be so shit on the days when you have the most time to play?
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is there any point at all in playing until s2 is live? qp is such fucking garbagedoes anyone know any other good game to play for two weeks
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>>152317241
good job
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>>152317789
Stardust Crusaders has 2 parts. I guess I'm just used to calling the second one it's own.
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>yfw great reinhardt on your team
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>>152317879
When people say parts they refer to the manga
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>>152316887
>>152316980
She should just be able to fly on her own with a limited height cap.
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>>152317241
the dude with objective time trumps you though, obj kills is #2
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>>152317871
>play animal crossing with me anon
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Why is it when I hook ana and soldier then combo they never die? They get away during the shot for whatever reason, it's fine with other heroes just these 2.
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>Have no PC capable of playing OW, so own it on PS4
>When I get a PC, I'll lose all my event skins
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>anti-flanker hero is not good at dealing with flankers who will be the only real enemies in the vicinity to get to the aforementioned points
He's good at killing flankers who come to him, not the other way around. Being on the flank means taking a longer time to get into position and no heals. Guess what mccree's two biggest downsides are.
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D.va is a inspiration! She's so young! I love her!
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>>152317013
how do you make a plushie? i'm shit artistically
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>>152317850
who is this insemination receptacle
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>>152317667
>group up with friend I haven't played with since release
>playing Winston on QP because he's cozy
>"I was wondering when you'd switch to Winston?"
>"Is it because I never use Winston?"
>"I remember you being a really good Winston."
>realize how much I've changed since releasebecause now I'm a fucking great Winston
I like how he's 0 actual aiming and 100% game sense, my only redeemable quality.
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>>152317996
>>152317996
he didnt get a skill card though. It was me, their reinhardt for damage blocked, their reaper for elims, and our Tracer for heath recalls
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>Three Dva, Reinhardt, Winston, Zenyatta
how do I deal with this
how do I deal with dva in general
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>>152318089
>he's never seen the breakfast club
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guys seriously now what if the moon apes were behind everything
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>>152317253
Eh, I'll take waifuing over dumb shit like amputee Pharah.
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>>152318114
I like winston but goddamn is he boring to play.
>see squishy
>jump them
>throw shield down
>bully them until they die
>jump back to team to get healed
>repeat
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>>152318171
tracer
pharah
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>>152318171
Few Zaryas, Zen/Lucio and a reaper
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>>152318171
Zarya
Mei
Genji
Tracer
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>>152318194
Sorry, I always slept through early morning TV
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Oh shit niggers.
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>>152318171
Reaper eats her pussy for breakfast
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>>152318171
>how do I deal with dva in general
You don't. You let her have her way. She's only 19, give her a break. She doesn't deserve to lose
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>>152318158
it's about what you see in your stats, not what gets picked for cards, except for the participation card
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>Get a legendary I wanted from a fucking PTR loot box
NO
WHY
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
>>
I feel like my sex drive is waning as I'm getting older, what OW girl should I fap to to prove myself wrong?
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>>152318062
It's all about shapes and the type of stuffing you use. Might take a few hours and a few hundred dollars to understand the concepts. Start small then scale up to lifesize.
Or make her loli-size, if you're into that.
Make the body the way you want and incorporate a sleeve that you can snugly fit a fleshlight into. Then you're set.
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>tfw I only need SWEDEN YES TORB of all purples and 2 victory poses to get all the worth stuff
>Only 2 days left and I'm level 81
Cant belive I want to get cucked.
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>>152318318
I want to give Mei a good mating press while D.va watches from behind
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>>152318346
Zarya
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>>152318280
You can't be over 15
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Is it me or is QP a case of whoever has the most low SR players loses?
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>>152318405
Are you the /jp/ autist who has to bring up mating press in every thread?
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>>152318439
your guess was south about 11 years
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>>152318346
>Junkrat primed and ready
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>>152318417
Excellent taste, that's an easy one.
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>>152314915
Marry Tracer.
Fuck Pharah.
Kill Widowmaker.
>>152315156
Same here, my nigga.There's a slight chance I am ScoutXTracer scum...
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>>152317850
I WANT TO FUCK THIS WOMAN
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>>152318023
Because old soldiers never die.Actually i'm pretty sure it's because there's something funky with their hitboxes that help them avoid the entire shotgun blast.
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>>152314915
Kill Widow, E A S I L Y
Fuck Tracer
Marry Pharah
This wasn't even a challenge.
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>>152316864
bastion with the bowl of eggs on his shoulder skin.
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>>152312332
rainmeter settings? i want my shit to look like this
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>>152311521
menopause
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>>152318610
she's 30 years older now
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>>152318318
Mei has perfect curves but D.va is perfectly slender. I'd fuck the meka
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>>152318224
>>152318232
>>152318252
>>152318314
can you guy give some tips on what to do with heroes that counter dva or whatever? im pretty new to this game
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>>152315113
>Killing fucking Widowmaker
>Needless death
u sure bout dat m8?
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>>152312650
did you capture it with nvidia shadowplaytm?
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>Win every quick match from level 1-10
>Reach level 11
>getting queued with level 80s
>losing streak now at 6
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>>152318868
Dw matching making is just finding the right mmr for you :')
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>>152318826
Hey there
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>>152318826
This uncanny valley traced/photoshopped shit is making me so soft.
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>>152318868
Literally this, what the fuck I'm level 12 and I'm seeing level 100's.
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Does anyone have the genderbent overwatch grills (excl. Ana) which are really creepy? It was an album which had dva with his crotch sticking out the mech and sym as a buff muscular guy and you could see his balls through the dress
Please I need it
Pic unrelated
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>>152318868
>>152318968
we dont want to be queued with you either
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>>152318969
>Please I need it
For what
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What do you guys think of Genji's nerf?
>ultimate's duration reduced to 6 seconds
>can no longer triple jump
>cannot dash through traps
>animation canceling combo removed
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>>152313050
>think Overwatch is just a shitty casual game like Dota/LoL/CSGO/CoD
Have you heard of TF2?
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>>152318826
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>>152318868
Just you wait for the skill jump when you get your first star, before that you barely see other level 100's but when you get there it's all you see. Better get used to it fast
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>>152319051
Glad to know the community is here to help new players :DDD
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>>152319079
Shitposting
What else?
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How do I Reinhardt?
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>>152319120
>le community
>>>/reddit/
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>>152318359
this is too hard
i guess i'll just cry to myself
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>>152319176
keep your shield up
never not have your shield up
charge into entire team alonewin the game
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>>152319094
Good bugfixes.
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>>152319094
>ultimate's duration reduced to 6 seconds
Reasonable, zen should counter his ult and he still had 2 seconds left, plus this shit is easy to charge
>can no longer triple jump
It was a double jump the reset was retarded he has already enough movement options, this is fine too
>cannot dash through traps
Isnt that what traps are for?
>animation canceling combo removed
Now see, this is I would let it slip, I dont most of the time play genji but the cancel was core for close range damage. if he had already 2 strong nerfs this wasnt necessary.
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>>152318969
Tell me which one of these is it, if any, I'm curious too.
http://www.dorkly.com/post/79290/overwatch-genderswaps
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>>152319120
im not a babysitter, learn the game with other new players like everyone else did
dont know why they removed the level 30 barrier
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>>152318969
>dva with his crotch sticking out the mech and sym as a buff muscular guy and you could see his balls through the dress
>Please I need it
A-are you alright anon?
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>>152319176
Hold M2 until you need to hold M1
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What female character do you have the lowest expectations for when it comes to cosplay? Which one would a bad cosplay be least disappointing for?
I'm asking for a friend.
A cool friend.
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>>152316275
>They won't know where you are because they won't be looking for a McCree
Confirmed low MMR shitter
Good players keep track of the enemy team, their ults, respawns, and take note if anyone is missing
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>>152319231
It's really not that hard, just needs some time to get used to how plushies are made then you have your waifu to fuck whenever you want.
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>>152319335
Mei.
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>>152319335
Mei, holy shit.
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>>152315507
can I fug hog
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>>152310137
I devote all my labors in the game to getting better at Hana Song.
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>>152319403
Yes that's good for-
I mean
My friend will be happy.
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>>152319335
Mei, most of the time they're just running around in a tank top.
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>>152319310
___, ___ _______ _________
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>>152319335
Mei
>I have a tank top, glasses, yoga pants and a giant gut I'm totally mei!!!
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>>152313443
Wrong, it actually on Reyes ass.
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>>152319335
most mei cosplayers are just fat girls with a blue tank top and maybe glasses if they really went the extra mile
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>>152319483
where can you look at this stuff?
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>>152316559
A braindead Pharah can deal with that no problem
Hell, a fucking Junkrat could deal with it with no problem
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>NO MERCY
What did she mean by this?
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>>152319335
Sadly, D.va
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>>152319518
>>152319524
>Tank top
People really do this?
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what's the worst ult in the game?
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>>152319176
guard 76 and mccree while they rape everyone
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>>152319335
>What female character do you have the lowest expectations for when it comes to cosplay?
Mercy I guess, simply because she's really good looking and has a lot of "accessory" sort of things on her I imagine it's difficult to do a good/accurate cosplay beyond just the general clothing.
>Which one would a bad cosplay be least disappointing for?
D.Va I guess since there's plenty of bad ones for her, though the good ones are pretty good.
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>>152319335
If your friend's fat, Mei. If she's skinny, D. Va. Both have generally shitty cosplays so another bad one won't matter.
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>>152319716
Mei
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>>152319716
Symmetra's
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>>152319672
She wants Lucio
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>>152319716
winston or mccree
>>152319796
it's getting buffed
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>literally level 8
>getting queued with level 93s
QUICK PLAY LITERALLY SAYS IN YOUR SKILL LEVEL
IM NOT THAT FUCKING SKILLED JESUS
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How come my computer crashes if I have a single google chrome window up while playing Overwatch?
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>>152319716
Winston probably.
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>>152319716
McCree's
Every hero in the game can counter it in at least one way.
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>>152319884
cuz ur a virgin
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>>152319884
I'm going to guess low memory but I am not a computer person. Chrome eats a LOT of memory on old machines
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>>152319872
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>>152319293
None of them
They were all much, much more masculine
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>>152319176
Reinhardt is like a game of chicken, especially if the other team has one.
Use your E whenever you can if your team doesn't need the shield. It does 100 dmg, pierces, and charges ult fast.
When you're face to face with the enemy team and another Rein, it's important to both look for a charge and be ready to dodge one. You see, you don't want to charge directly in because you'll be exposed with your team behind you. However, if you can say, charge to the SIDE or just a little bit past the line of scrimmage, then swing and put up your shield and you got your pick.
A similar game is played with your ult, because you the other Rein needs to drop his shield for you to use it effectively, and if you drop yours he can ult you.
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>>152315507
If Roadhog didn't break stuff he'd probably be the best. I'd just go with Genji, free food(hopefully) and I could start a pro team and make them Dota bux or whatever.
Being around someone matching D.Va's description would probably break me once the psychological warfare BJs get old.
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>my enemies always work together
>my teamates have zero communication, just run in one and a time and die when we don't hold anything
>enemies always use alts together for big pushes
>mine waste theirs
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Which overwatch has the bestmidriff?
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>Mercy main who's been doing nothing all match starts yelling in chat about how we don't deserve heals because we aren't protecting our healer
>meanwhile we have a DJ Professor K tier Lucio that's living forever and breaking it down every 30 seconds
>Mercy refuses to switch and let the Lucio solo heal
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My friend
she
isn't exactly
female
Cosplay is kind of an escape for her, and I'm trying not to get her laughed at. She cleans up pretty good but...
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>Tfw after grinding 120 levels for boxes you finally get the one thing you really really wanted from this stupid event
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>>152319341
>>152319341
I'm in the top 500 rankings in Asia.
Good players organize their own team well enough to cause the other team to tilt.
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>>152319872
>playing some quick play
>this one McCree's aim is incredibly horrible
>like first time playing an FPS bad
>Level 10
>mfw
I went Reinhardt and did my best to protect him.
I don't think I've ever witnessed something so cute in a video game.
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>>152320172
Widowmaker has the best everything, stop asking these questions.
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>>152320267
>120 levels
>level 109
>>
Mei is not fat holy shit she's just wearing layers of goretex
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>>152319310
fine
i just need those pics
imagine your fat balding 60 year old uncle in sym's clothing
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>>152320226
Lemme take a random guess your friend is you
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>>152320226
have you shown her to your chambers?
yourgaschambers?
>>
stronk
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>>152320267
...but your level is 109
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>>152320267
>level 109
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>>152320267
lmao i got that from a random loot box
>>
>>152320368That was including my alt account that I grinded on for a bit for easy boxes in the hopes of getting it an make my real account if I did
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>>152319980
I wish. Purity is a thing to be envied I think.
>>152319994
B-but this machine is fairly new-ish
R9 390
i5 6600k
8GB RAM
Maybe I'll just buy another stick of RAM and see what that does.
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>>152320303
>when the tank thinks your cute
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>>152320226
Pictures?
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>level 300 korean Mcree player on the other team
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>>152320335
This desu, she's perfect
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>>152320471
STOP SEXUALIZING ANGELA
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>>152320226
fuck off
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>>152320453
Sure thing anon, whatever you say
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>>152313406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXKIdyDWJTg
Very relaxing, helps me focus.
>>
Why are Koreans and Chinese people in the PTR so cruel in skirmishes? Everyone with names in English will be gathered saying hi and doing the new emotes and then some moon runes name Genji comes in and kills everyone.
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>>152319716
Symmetra vs a half competent flanker
Might as well just switch to Mercy
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>tfw you play mccree to improve aim
>literally can't hit shit
kill me now senpai
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>>152320207
It's times like these youdisconnect
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>>152320663
lower your pre rendered frames m8
also go practice on ana bots
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>get so mad in a match that i hit my keyboard against m yhead
>go to pee
>check myself in the mirror
>a little cut on my forehead, bleeding a bit
i think that's enough quickplay for tonight
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>>152320579
>>152320484
>>152320423
>>152320403
>>
>>152320812
>hitting yourself
Oh, this is funny.
On a scale of 1-10 how autistic are you anon?
>>
Who counters Zarya?
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>>152320812
>getting mad at QP
I like to engage one player mode in QP where I mute all communication channels and treat it like a game against very advanced bots
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>>152320207
Oh let's drop thesloot
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>>152320812
How the fuck do you even get angry at shitty casual game like Overwatch.
Literally the only reason I play Overwatch is because I literally cannot take it seriously cause of how laughable unoriginal and unbalanced it is.
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>>152320335
>>
>join game
>level 350 weeb with 95 hours as genji on other team
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>finally read poo in the loo's comic
>read her lines between Lucio and her
>she's a delusional bitch
>freedom is a meme
I actually kind of hate her now.
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>Me and friend in quick play
>Have recently gotten into PC
>Playing Zarya on Ilios
>Get a guy named Harambe on our team
>Throwing around dank memes
Was that one of you guys?
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>>152320207
>>
>>152320891
Wait, your friend really is you?
>>
>>152320951
>using literally twice in a sentence
I want reddit to leave my /owg/
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>>152320910
Reaper
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11033286
http://www.strawpoll.me/11033301
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>>152320991
Is there anything sadder than running into someone who's played nothing but Genji since getting the game and then finding out that they still suck at Genji? I wonder if these people are even having fun.
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>>152321025
Harambo is a dead meme
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>>152320989
Itty-bitty french titties
>>
?
i've never left a match except like once where i forgot i queued
>>
>>152320812
Autism sensor tripped.
>>152320910
A sniper who doesn't jump the gun
>>152321036
Yes. Yes I is.
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>Genji mains
>150 hours as Genji and 6 in the 2nd most played hero
>These are the people who are crying over the Genji nerf and saying "B-but he requires s-skill! E-everyone else just sucks at killing him!"
I don't even care about Genji being nerfed, I'm just happy these main fags are crying because their "skill hero" now has actual downsides instead of having literally none.
>>
>>152321097
No, because you know they'll kill themselves when the genji nerfs go live
>>
>>152321142
I've been getting that too, strange.
>>
IM LITERALLY 98 LEVELS LOWER THAN THESE PEOPLE
FFS HOW IS THIS FUCKING FAIR
>>
What if
Mercy
As a secondary ability
Could übercharge teammates, for 3 seconds, on a 12 second cooldown
Playable y/n?
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>play with friends
>10 game losing streak
I don't mind losing but Jesus Christ can I win at least 10% of the games? What the fuck is this match making. I can't carry a whole team of bads against people of my caliber.
>>
>>152321231
Ranking is a measure of time, and nothing more, it's completely independent from actual skill
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>>152321142
Can have you earning loot boxes via xp. Buy some today!
>>
>>152321191
spamming spacebar and surviving a situation every other hero would die in is hard though
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>tell some terrible ana to get off ana because she's fucking terrible
>she switches
>someone else picks ana
god damn it
i hate this fucking game
>>
>>152321271
That ability would be absolutely broken at Diamond+ (60+)
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>>152321307
Clearly not if I went from averaging 25 kills to now 7
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>>152320432
Man I am fucking terrible at aiming her beams
Not to mention being a poor judge of what its range is
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>>152321271
>better zarya shield
no
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>>152321079
a poll ain't gonna claim shit anon
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>>152321374
How can they get better if they dont play?
Its just a game anon
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>>152321191
>Winston
>Roadhog
>Zarya
>Mei
>discord
>D.va
>Rein
>No downsides
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>>152321286
You need better friends
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>>152321374
t. shitter
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>>152320432
well, it's a gaudy skin for a gun but you picked the right character skin to match it
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I'm not really that well read up on India's caste system. Would Symmetra be considered a low tier untouchable with her skin color?
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>>152321334
Gotta master that right click + v + shift combo too.
Shit can take years to master, only pros like Seagull can pull it off.
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>>152321191
>Genji is my third most played and I find him fun as fuck
>rarely played him in competitive because there were always instalockers
>I'll finally get the chance to play him outside of QP because mainfags are ragequitting the game and pro meta wannabes will move on to whatever the next big thing is
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Post hero theme songs.
Reaper:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kTBbTSjZpI
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What does the star beneath their names mean?
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>>152321530
Took me literaly one game and it was my second as Genji.
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>>152321601
That even people with a lot of playtime are still retarded.
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>>152321097
I played a rank game with a pharah some time ago. I said politely in voice, "hey dude if you dont do well with pharah can you switch to soldier or mccree or something. I know how she is in the current meta." I get back ,in voice and in a girl voice, "dont worry, I'm pro pharah."
I think nothing of it and we start playing and sure enough, pharah isnt doing bad she's just constantly getting shot down and killed, first to go every team fight, constantly bitching in voice chat. If she had switched we maybe would've had one more damage dealer, of course blaming it all on her isnt fair but it would've helped.
I decide to check her profile and low and behold she has 74 hours on pharah, 30min on soldier. That's it. Something didnt seem right though so i decided to check ranked. 114 hours. She had a combined total of 188 hours of Pharah. We were both rank 62.
How does this happen? How are people happy playing only one character?
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>no one will go in through the choke on hanimura
>Pick Winston
>Get on the point
>The enemy team pulls off the choke to get me
>All according to plan
>My team still doesn't pass the choke and cries at me to stick with the team.
I hate this game.
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>>152321079
>those skins with 2 votes
those anons are gonna have to fight to the death over their waifus!
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>>152321407
Your MMR went up and it's matched to the people that have your same MMR.
Or it's past 11pm and now it's NEET time and nobody is good at all except your enemy team.
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>>152321601
Every 100 levels your level resets to 1 and you get a star under your rank
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>>152321493
Yeah
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>>152312875
Is that the same person?
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>>152321673
People like what they like.
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>>152320894
>>152320916
>>152320951
>>152321149
i'm not autistic
i just get really fucking angry when people act retarded
HURR LET'S PICK 3 HANZOS THAT'LL GO GREAT :)))))))))
i can see the fucking fat disgusting neckbeard trying to get his experience and it makes me SO FUCKING ANGRY
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>>152321079
>Claim Raindancer/Thunderbird Pharah
>Second later someone else does
WHO ARE YOU, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>152321547
Mei:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8LUd51IuiA
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Is Reaper edgy enough to rape 76's daughter Pharah in front of him?
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>"get off torb"
>gold elims & damage
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>>152321547
Tracer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
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>>152321709
why is 11pm the magic time
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>>152321854
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>>152321547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN1WwnEDWAM
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>>152321702
>pick D.Va
>get on the point with a flanking route
>nobody takes advantage of the whole enemy team leaving the choke to attack me
>next time try rushing through the choke with defense matrix up
>nobody follows me
What can I do in these situations?
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>>152321547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlBTbHDvSco
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>>152321890
>"Girl you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal".gif
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>>152320951
kek
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>>152321547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH_6iFYiryY
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>>152317850
>There are shitlords in this thread that haven't seen The Breakfast Club
Kill yourselves or watch it.
Your only options.
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Question on aiming/learning in OW
Is it basically a choice like hitscan vs tracking?
Is it fairly easy to switch between the two or will it be difficult because playing too much tracking/leading shot heroes would make hitscan more difficult, and vise versa?
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>>152321497
They're the ones letting everyone die
literally every other healer is better than them
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>>152321943
>Torb what are you doing, don't put a level 1 and defend the point! LEARN TO PLAY! REEEEEEEEE!
Every time
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>>152314783
Joseph is an American character.
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>>152322089
I could see D.Va blasting that during matches.
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All they have to do to fix Hanzo is to keep the giant projectiles, but make the arrows unable to headshot.
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Someone said they were resetting ranks on PTR? When?
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>>152321862
Fite me
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>>152322171
Supposedly at 4 PM on Friday
And then they didn't and never said why
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>>152321968
Why is tracer's bare face so nasty?
I always wondered why she's always got eyewear/goggles in the way, but after seeing the art without it I get it.
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>>152321149
Notice how I don't get help now.
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people werent joking about late night overwatch, holy fuck everyone is so fucking bad
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Is it bad to "fill" in ranked?
I can play everything effectively but I haven't mastered anyone
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>>152312602
I also suggest filtering "blueberry"
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>Leaving an unranked quickmatch with a few disconnects thanks to short internet literally gives you a leaver penalty
Blizzard really is retarded
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>>152321079
I don't understand why this is in poll format
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>>152322196
Huh weird
I was looking forward to it
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>>152322203
I think she looks cute, especially with those freckles
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>>152321547
76: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8yewh9U4mg
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>>152322334
Try playing around 11 AM EST
It's like stepping into an alternate dimension where there's only 20 people playing this game and they're all terrible
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>>152322363
>have bad internet
>Blizzard's fault
???
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>>152322089
No movie has got me as hype as Pacific Rim, I don't think one ever will.
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>>152321547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR6pxe8jaMs
Anything else is objectively wrong.
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>>152322363
It has to be this way, every game does it this way, otherwise people would just unplug their ethernet cables if they wanted to leave without a penalty.
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>>152322340
Strictly speaking if you want to win you should do it. Otherwise you end up with shitty situations where you have a crappy composition due to the inflexibility of the roster of your team mates.
That said if they are doing poorly you might need to ask for them to step down as a tank/dps and to play something like lucio.
Only faggots that only know how to play dps think otherwise.
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>>152310040
>when your team is on defense and it's a straight steam roll to the last point
>3 meters away from defeat
>some how stop them, hold the point for 6+ minutes, and win
I swear sometimes I feel like people do this on purpose.
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GOD DAMN I CAN'T FIND A GAME WHERE MY TEAMATES AREN'T ANA SHITTERS
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mei is 33, zarya is 28
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>>152315118
S
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P
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>mfw someone on my team tries to have fun instead of taking MY quickplay game seriously
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>>152322590
>tfw Ana boosts uncharged Zarya
>tfw Ana boosts Genji without ult up
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>>152321547
It's canon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-asmVIDFOc
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>>152322729
meh, she'll get it back in a minute anyway
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>>152322546
>Dadrock
>Not ska, the patrician's choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EvHAhK8J7k
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>>152322620
H O W
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https://imgur.com/a/EX4S5
It's happening
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>>152321547
>What did you do in the war, mom?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBJinkIC4qY
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THE MOON APES ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING
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>>152322786
cryostasis, but i wouldn't recommend it
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>>152322620
Does Mei's age include the time she was frozen?
How long was she frozen for?
She's in her thirties, but she acts like she's ten years younger.
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>>152322620
what the fuck, mei looks like 16
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>>152322546
>not Joker and the Thief
https://youtu.be/ySjXFjLTagQ
Solid choice though.
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>>152322963
she was frozen when overwatch was still active, so however long ago that was
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Should I fap to WM's ass and then level up, or level up first and then fap?
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>>152322820
you're only like 24 hours late my man
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>>152314152
Roadhog
>Can self-heal
>Hook
>tons of damage
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>>152322203
She looks much better with a cock in her mouth
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>>152316489
Holy fucking shit you are terribad
The ult deathlocks faster depending on their health, get good scrub
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>>152323002
Cryogenics, nigga.
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I sure love it when matchmaking puts me on these laggy servers where I can see my dead body when my health is at full
I don't mind longer queues just stop this shit please, if I'm not from that region don't put me in that lobby
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>>152321970
After that the sane people that can keep themselves together usually go to bed so that they can function for their life the next day.
Only crazies with nothing else going on in their life but Vidya are up much longer playing OW in Burgerland.
I suppose in theory you could download the clients for other regions and play during THEIR uptimes, but I imagine the ping would be terrible, and this game already suffers a truckload from weird glitchy frames and poor responsiveness.
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>>152314915
Marry Lena
Fuck Fareeha
Kill Ameile
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>>152322786
>>152322963
>>152323002
>Specialises in ice
>Surprised she's managed to preserve her good looks
Lul
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What characters are good for carrying as duo queue so my friend and I can attempt to git gud as them before season 2 starts?
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>>152316489
The ult was great which is why it's getting nerfed, you are just bad at using it.
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>HEY GUYS I HAVE MY ULT DON'T ALL RUN IN BY YOURSELVES
>THEY ALL RUN IN BY THEMSELVES AND DIE
GOD DAMN IT WHAT DID I DO IN A PAST FUCKING LIFE TO GET RETARDS FOR TEAMATES
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>>152323045
both at the same timei can help with both
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>>152322654
>Stuck playing with the same people
>Decide to go W+M1 Rein
>Fuckers with the same name on my team quit only to instantly join back again
>They cry in all chat that "our rein is trolling"
Makes you wonder how many people are in the actual population for this game if it forces you to play with the same fucks for 5 rounds.
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>>152322847
Wow Pharah looks like a supermodel here.....in that she looks like an ugly alien skeleton, what the fuck.
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>>152323095
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>>152323173
Tracer
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Hey what are some overwatch minigames?
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>>152323202
I know, you jack me off while I play.
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>>152323168
She's also Asian.
They look amazing until they hit 70and turn into a gremlin
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>>152323179
>being rank 30
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>>152322654
>theres a thing called vs ai
>instead people use quick play to shitup games
>instead of quickplay being about friendly versus its a platform being used to shit up games
:(
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>>152323271
Find QP server without retards in solo que
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>>152323104
ah, but today is friday!
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>>152322635
Whoops, responded to the wrong person
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>>152323104
>tfw I'm a neet who usually plays at 3 in the morning
Are people really better earlier? I get a lot of salty faggots and guys on mic who are clearly drunk.
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>>152323173
I'm having alot of good games with lucio-zen, but zen discord need might hurt the need for him. Still, zen spot healing and killing makes for pretty much any good duo with another healer
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>>152323064
God I wish I was in Tracer's position right now
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Mei needs to be impregnated.
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>>152314476
Junkrat requires tons of skill tho
>tfw I never get killed by junkrats launcher but i get 4 golds every time I play him
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>>152323219
those are sophisticated limb prosthetics
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>>152323315
If you actually played vs ai then you would understand why people prefer quickplay.
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>>152323398
Xration doujin for Mei when??
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>>152323446
hue
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>>152321481
Winston does not directly counter Genji. He's very unlikely to kill him and if a Genji really wants to escape, he can.
Genji is less likely to be killed by Roadhog than other hero besides probably Pharah.
Zarya does not directly counter Genji. He can and will run away.
Mei is probably the closest thing Genji has to a counter, providing he doesn't simply adjust range and outdps her with stars and ez dash combo to finish her.
Genji is less affected by Discord than any other character. He still has insanely high mobility. He still has invulnerability.
If a Genji wants to try and slug it out with Dva at close range he'll probably die...eventually.
Rein does not counter Genji. He's simply a tiny wall that Genji can easily go around.
Genji gets to dictate the terms of every engagement and is never directly punished by anything even when he fucks up and overeaches because tiny hitbox double jump, teleport flash, and godmode ability.
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>>152323419
Junkrat's not for killing
He's for breaking up formations and forcing the team to scatter so that your allies can go in and start picking them off
He's for holding a point with sheer deterrence
He can hit hard, but that's mostly so people have to think twice before walking in his denial zones
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>>152323064
where is her accelerator?
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>>152323587
What about Symmetra?
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
WHY DO YOU KEEP GIVING ME SHIT SKINS OF CHARACTERS I DON'T PLAY
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>>152322005
Tell them?
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>>152321547
D.Va
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu5Vw_j-7aY
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>>152312628
>Try binging on Symmetra today
>All wins
I don't know how I feel about this.
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>>152323880
This was before the incident.
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>>152324423
stop posting my wife, thank you
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>>152323367
Yes. You get much fewer people that are salty little asslords. You might get people on a losing streak that are irritable, but that's about it.
11pm EST is like flipping a switch. By midnight everyone is in full NEET mode and either turned the game off, desperately trying to find a group of sane people to play with, or slogging through the salty/drunk players.
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>>152323064
That's a very unattractive penis
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>>152316887
>purest
Have you even seen Meet the Medic
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>>152322546
Roadhog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26wrvblgGP0
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Why do people hate Winston's ult? You jump at people, nearly die, then come back with another thousand hitpoints.
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