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Volkmar and Flagellants edition

>Regiments of Renown
http://wiki.totalwar.com/w/Regiments_of_Renown

>Call of the Beastmen
http://store.steampowered.com/app/404012/
http://www.gamesdeal.com/total-war-warhammer-call-of-the-beastmen-dlc.html (Cheaper)

>Patch notes
http://wiki.totalwar.com/w/Total_War_WARHAMMER_Update_2

>FAQs & General Info
http://pastebin.com/gZ1T9VCN

>Steam Groups
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/totalwargeneral
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/twgmp

>Total War Warhammer Mods
http://www.twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2191-Total-War-WARHAMMER-Modifications

>IS CALL OF THE BEASTMEN WORTH BUYING?
The Beastmen are a cool faction but the pack is a bit overpriced for what you get. There probably won't be a price drop for some time, so if you really like the Beastmen then go ahead, otherwise wait it out.

>OVERCASTING SPELLS
Double click a spell (it needs to be a boostable spell and you need to have enough magic in the magic pool) to overcast the spell
There's a 50% chance that the caster damages itself though!

>QUEST BATTLE TELEPORT
Select your lord (make sure not garrisoned or in a stance)
Select the quest battle (on the map or through quest log)
There's a button in the bottom right of the quest battle window that you can use to teleport for 5k gold (when the battle's finished you're automatically teleported back to your original position)

>GROUP ATTACK
Group units with ctrl + g
Select your group and right click the enemy
All your units move and automatically direct themselves to engage enemies they get close to while maintaining formation

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>>151904891
Rollan!
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So what's the best empire reskin mod?
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Genevieve Dieudonné legendary hero when?
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g o b l i n s
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>>151905069
MORE FLOPPY HATS
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> Middenland is now a playable subfaction in the Grand Campaign, lead by legendary lord Boris Todbringer!
> Tobringer now features unique dialogue (and a redder beard).
> Ar-Ulric Emil Valgeir joins the legendary lord roster for the first time.
> Both legendary lords feature their own distinct quest lines.
> Event prompts and character officeshave been changed or added to reflect Middenland, Middenheim, and the Cult of Ulric.
> A new unit for all Empire race factions: the Huntsmen. Vanguard deployment included.
> A new special Regiment of Renown, Markus Wulfhart, is a hero character who comes with his own items and a special banner which upgrades a unit of Huntsmen into monster hunters.
> The Temple of Ulric is now a two-tiered building which provides a new set of bonuses for new units. The first tier allows for the recuritment of Wolf-Kin (light infantry) and Warrior Priests of Ulric (hero). Its second tier, the Great Temple of Ulric, allows for the recruitment of Knights of the White Wolf (shock cavalry) and the Teutogen Guard (heavy infantry).
> All new units and characters are available under the Empire roster in multiplayer, which now allows players to select from different colour schemes for their Empire armies.
> $8.99
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Can you imagine a bigger slut and a worse character than vampire chan?

I can. The people who like her are worse.
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>>151905690
>those veiny tits

B-by Sigmar...
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>>151905690
What other factions can have cute girls?

Brettonia is the only other one that has them now.
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>>151906297

Elves and KANGZ
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>>151905690
I want to dp Vampire-chan with Khalida!

Imagine those thick tentacle snakes in Vampire-chan's big butt
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Does anyone know when the LL pack is dropping?
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>>151906685
august
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>>151906297
goblins can wear wigs and dresses

WHEN
H
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Refugees welcome.
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>>151905252
I'd but it or wait for a sale
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>>151906598
take out the sodomy and that's A-ok
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>>151906297
Ogres.
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>>151906685
probably on the 25th and I guess thursday this week we'll get all the information and pre-order
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>>151905036
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>>151907093
but the tentacle snakes are an important part of Khalida!
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>>151907185
russian trailer leak when?
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>>151906598
Dude thats my otp. Throw in a threesome with Khaldia's cousin, the Vampire Queen, we got ourselves some sexy undead time.
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>>151907275
Who said anything about the sneks?
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>nobody else in this thread wants to see a crossdressing gobbo

Just imagine his huge disgusting nose sticking out past a nice straight bob cut wig.

What sort of psychological issues wich such a goblin have? In the memehammer universe goblins tend to just get abused by things bigger than them all the time. Would he be living in constant fear that whoever forced him to wear the skirt and wig will come back and abuse him? Can you mind break a goblin?

Would anyone take pity on something like that? Is there any lore friendly evidence that some greenskins are part of the other civilizations? As slaves or perhaps assistants to some wizard?

You must understand that i have become fixated on this due to the sociological implications and curiosity. Its a question like "what if you put a child in an isolated room with nothing but a TV and no human contact at all and waited 10 years, what would he become?". What would happen to this goblin? How would contemporary individuals view him? Doesn't it sound fascinating?
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Mousillon anon, are you here?
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>>151905036
rollerino
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Y'know, I used to be pretty down on /twg/. Then I saw what we could descend into.

What the fuck are merchants good for in Medieval 2? The AI has claimed every resource, there's a less than 10% chance to kick them out, and even if I were to, there'd be another merchant along in two turns to kick mine out. All this trouble, for MAYBE 26 gold a turn?
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>>151909352
merchants can make you a shit ton of money in the holy land. an early crusade and 2-3 merchants usually funded all my early campaigns.

you can get around like 500 a turn with each merchant on a spice.
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>>151905036
Sick of vampire cunts. Let's see what II can get.
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>>151905036

FOR HELDENHAMMER
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>You can click units on the map to select them

What other useless features have you come across?
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Arch actually made me want to punch him in this video. He's so fucking annoying...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGdtd2GHh9w
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>>151909554
Fuck you too post number.
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>>151909352
you get more money the further the trade resource is from the capital. the more expensive the good, the more money you get.

A common exploit is building a fort on top of a trade resource, and telling your merchants to move inside it.
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>>151909902
what did he say now?
>>151909720
are you new to rts anon?
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>>151904891
more like, Volkmar and FLATULENCE edition
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TOOT KANGS WHEN?
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>Dumb Kangz still not...
who even cares anymore?
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>>151902072
>put two units in a v formation at the mouth of a bridge

wow... so this is strategy...
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>>151904891
nooo
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I'm thinking of getting back into Shogun 2, specifically Fall of the Samurai.
Are there any mods I should check out?
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> Tomb Kings finally announced
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>>151911394
Shogun 2 and FotS are pretty much perfect, no need for mods
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>>151911458
>literally dead faction
Lel
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>>151904891
Lizzie man when ?
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>>151911718
Yes please, Skaven need something to genocide
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I miss Arena
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>>151911394
Bayonets.

TROM3
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>>151911394
For a FoTS playthrough, I suggest:

Robin de Bodemloze FoTS Vintage Portraits
NoIF FoTS Flags
FoTS Tactics and Uniforms
FoTS Naval Sailor Uniforms
Frodo Real Armies
daniu Add Occupation Resistance to AI
Frodo Better Maps
Kami Saya and Ebira
spartan warrior FoTS Proper Languages
IGdood Bayonets (or any bayonet mods, it was originally gook's anyway)
FoTS Artillery Mod
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>>151911940
Is Arena any good?

Also what happened to it?
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>>151912626
Arena was fun but had problems. Since it was in closed beta they took the servers down a few months ago to keep working on the game.

Also, if your allies walked through your pikes you did damage to them. No matter how many times I told people to NOT WALK THROUGH THE PIKES they did it anyway

I like to think I was pretty good
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>>151912981
Wasn't it full of waifus and memes
Personally I don't mind that much, one meme game per series is fine by me
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>>151911508
>>151911979
>>151912543
Got it
Thanks for the feedback!
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>>151913034
>full of waifus and memes
>not Warhammer right now

Arena wasn't actually that bad, definitely had potential. Call me crazy but I actually liked only controlling 3 units and actually having to depend on your team to do well. Of course that also led to situations like pic related.

The two guys on the bottom of my team did 7,000 damage to our own team. I warned you about the pikes, bro.
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Omg why Chaos is such a boring faction to play?
> Start as Arch-chump
>kite 50 turns and raze smaller settlements to get favour and growth
>get chosen and summon slannesh faggot.
> continue pillaging norska, get unique gear and wait for the big bird.
>wreck chaos oppsition and subjugate remnants of the north tribes
> go south with 3+ max vetted doom stacks of chosen and knights
>rotflstomp everything in your wake.

the only time I got my shit smacked is when my secondary warhosr fought 30 lvl empire vanilla hero doom stack.

I like the idea of elie units and shit, this is fun, but the game-wise that faction i spoorly designed.

Basicly you just spam 5-6 chosen with shields, 3 with GW, 3 with halberds, add exalted hero with training and fill the rest with chaos knights.

The battles are basicly attack move-tier tactics.

No mention there is no favour (economy) management, you should be able to at least build some chaos outposts/shrines at the ruined cities, which will add some global map gameplay.
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>>151912543
what do these do?
>artillery mod
>frodo's mods
>kami saya and ebira
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>>151912981
So only Greeks and Barbarians? A shame, I wouldn't mind having more options. I want my Shogun 2 roster.
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>>151912981
>>151913360
I'll play it once CA includes firearms and Napoopan as a general.
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How often does the agent pool in Rome 2 refresh?
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>>151913360
>finally get a good laptop.
>arena is closed.
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>>151913538
Romans were also a thing, and the greeks had a fairly diverse roster

>>151913471
stop spamming elite units then.
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>>151913474
The artillary mod adds new cannon units to the game to give more variety.

The saya and ebira mod adds sheaths and quivers I think. It's been a while.
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>>151913720
what kinds of cannons?
vanilla had meme cannons, regular arty and breech loaded arty
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>>151913538
Right now it's closed and they're probably adding more factions at least I hope so

>>151913551
I honestly have no idea how firearms past late medieval would work in this game. Since it uses a WoT style progression system and tiers I would think unit variety would be pretty lacking.

To be honest I wasn't that into Empire or Napoopan in general when I played them same for FotS
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>>151913474
Saya and Ebira: Katana sheath and arrow Quivers. Also more Sabre variety and kill animations

Real Armies make the campaign stack appearence represents the unit in the army. So for instance if your stack commanded by a traditional unit, the campaign stack would be represented by a traditional flag bearer instead of standard FoTS flagbearer.

Better Maps is a must-have. It make the siege maps much more intricate. AI may have problems with the much better maps, but eh.

The artillery mod come with lot of versions. If you want additional units like mortars, rockets, howitzers, horse artillery take the T2. If you just want the lower trajectory, 6 horse pulling team, and such without the potential sound bug that come with unit packs, just use the Artillery Tweaks without the units.
The guy made fots japanese battle commentator too, but last time i used it its buggy. Building a Nation is good, but some of the buildings bug the tooltip. There are also Recruitable Generals and Joshigun Heroines, but not that important.
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>>151913936
>I honestly have no idea how firearms past late medieval would work in this game
I'd be more than ok with knights and arquebuses (is that the plural? not a native speaker)
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>>151913774
Traditional Rockets, Mortars, Howitzer, Horse Artillery with faster campaign map movement
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>>151914270
Yeah, arguebuses is fine.

They mentioned adding in medieval units in a post so I'm holding out hope for that. I want ENGLAND pretty bad.
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>>151914535
Handguns and cannons still works in Attila anyway. MKTW did it.
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>>151913671
Yea sure.

I play Chaos to spam dirt-cheap savages that will break at 2nd charge, In a faction, when You cannot spam lords and treat them expandable, because losing a battle means You just got your main city razed.

Chaos should be all about being the biggest, meanest motherfuckers in the yard. but there is little to no variety in their roosters.

I think they should heavily buff chosen, warriors and knights, and make them limited units for each horde. at the same time add more marouder-tier units . Each tier of specific building will let you recruit additinal "elite" units. Chaos corruption mechanics should encourage spreading chaos rebelions, and chaos rebels should work as Waagh units.
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>>151914730
Unit variety in general in Warhammer is pretty lacking right now. Bretonnia in particular is missing quite a few units that I remember from tabletop and so is Chaos.
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>>151914948
Yeah Bretonnia will have the army variety they need once those two missing knight units get added in.
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G O B L I N S
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>>151915518
B E S T
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>>151905069
Men of the Empire for nice, full plate State Troops, but its lore accuracy is debatable
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>>151905036
better not be niggerskins
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>>151916082
time to gay it up a notch
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>>151915952
Men of the empire is still outdated. ;_;
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>>151916164
b-b-but chaos campaign is shit

i hate razing shit and the world being rebuilt behind me
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>>151916296
Then raze some more!

Dicks for the Dick God,
Sluts for the Slut Throne,
Let the Galaxy's ass burn!
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>>151914948
Orcs got all the love really
Everyone else is fighting over the scraps that fell off the table
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>>151916164

>all that tracing

No, it's not even tracing. It's just photoshop over a porn model.

Fucking hell.
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>>151914948
>>151915159

>Bretonnia
>unit variety

Yeah, right.
Knight Errants, Questing Knights, Grail Pilgrims and Grail Relique. Four new units. Truly these four will make Bretonnia great again. Bretonnia is a shit faction in terms of variety and tactics. They're a one-trick pony who can't do anything else.

>What's that, want some cool infantry?
Nah, lore doesn't allow that. Here, have a bunch of worthless peasants instead.
>Want some ranged units?
Fuck that, have some more peasants instead.
>What about siege weapons?
Trebuchet only. No catapults or ballistas or anything.
>But what about mercenaries?
Lore doesn't allow that either without bending some rules like saying they're all sheep herders or something.

The only original unit CA can add would be longbowmen, and that's about it.
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>>151918917
That's really everything they'd need to be a pretty good faction. As long as Questing Knights have armour piercing and maybe anti large they'd be excellent and Grail Pilgrims would at least give them infantry that wouldn't break immediately
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>>151918917
this is why this game desperately need unit active skills like in previous games.

because right now infantry blocks are now just meatgrinders. we need formations, stances, that kind of shit.
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So the DLC announcement will be at Thursday, right?
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>>151920097
probably
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>>151919447

Unit variety would still be shit. Compare them to Empire or Orcs, or any other faction for that matter.
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>>151905069
Either Improved Empire State Troops or Varied State Troopers with either Lore Friendly Greatswords or Full Plate Greatswords (either mod for Greatswords is fine since Greatswords are actually armoured unlike State Troops).

Adding full plate to State Troops that aren't supposed to be heavily-armoured is just plain wrong, and I don't care what people say, those floppy hats are awesome and funny!

>>151915952
I kinda like that Men of the Empire had a non-cosmetic version that turns the armoured State Troops into their own, separate units that are distinct from regular STs.
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>>151919471
Am I the only one that doesn't miss them at all? Other than the broken as fuck shield wall/defensive testudo and arrow types, they were always rather superfluous.
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>>151920576
>implying [Out of Control] wasn't broken as fuck
>implying Germanic Warbands and their fucking Frenzy wasn't ungodly
>forgetting Pike Wall
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>>151918917
>One-trick pony
Are you not paying attention at all? They are going to have like five different types of ponies. Stop embarrassing yourself.
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>>151920761
>five different types of ponies
Global rule 15
>>>/mlp/
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>>151920761

Still ponies.
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>>151920834
Now look here, bub. You're going to make Knights Errant, Errant Knights, Questing Knights, Question Knights, Knights of the Realm, Knights of the Elm, Grail Knights, Snail Knights, and you're going to send Pretty Pegasus Knights flying right over them.

And I don't want to hear any more about not enough unit variety.
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>>151921039

They're all cavalry.

And not even that good cavalry either. Both Blood Knights and Chaos Knights shits all over Bretonnia. Fuck, even Empire Knights can tackle them just fine.

Name something that the Empire can't do that the Brets can. The only advantage they have are Pegasus Knights.
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>>151921171

Also, disregard that I'm a fucking idiot because I just read your post more thourough.
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> Tomb Kings still not announced
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>>151918917
You can add some lore-friendly units that would spice things up a little.

>War Hounds
>Robin Hood-esque elite skirmishers (it's a class in WFRP, can't remember its name, though.
>Dishonored dismounted knights.
>Monstrous Cavalry (Giant Mountain-Lions or Hippogryphs.
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>>151922271
literally no one of importance cares
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>>151922315
Its quite hard to do without going off the thin line to the slippery slope named "Radious Lore"
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>>151905690
Men are inferior to thighs.
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>>151922424
Nah, it's nothing beyond what the later editions added to other factions.

Radious is shit like "Armoured Slayers" and units named after D&D gods
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>>151922315

Dogs would indeed fit, and I remember reading about Not-Robin Hood that could also work.

Not so sure about dishonoured knights. Feels like we're going to close to Slayer territory there.

>>151922424
>>151922498

Bretonnia IS difficult to make new content for because their lore is so goddamn rigid. It's not like the Empire where you can come up with all kinds of crazy shit like chaos worshipping elector counts or something, because that shit has actually been featured in the lore.
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good idea here. if you cant make many units for a faction because of lore or w/e, then dont bother making the faction because it'll be fucking garbage???
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>>151922820
b-but the shekels
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>>151905252

That's not very nice.
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>>151921039
Thanks anon I needed that laugh.
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>>151922315
>Robin Hood-esque elite skirmishers (it's a class in WFRP, can't remember its name, though.

You could actually have two tiers of elite skirmishers.
Squires (skirmishing infantry from previous editions)
Herimaults (the more robin hood types)

>>151922634
GW fucked up with making bretonnia lore shit in 6th edition.

In previous editions bretonnia had ton of fun special characters

in previous still editions bretonnia was more of a late medieval army fielding bombards and swivel guns.

6th edition was a big change from 5th and a lot of the armies got streamlined, but the problem is that bretonnia never got a 7th or an 8th edition book, 7th which expanded on armies and 8th which brought some old units back.

And the worst part without alternate ammunition, deployable defenses or formations in total war warhammer, bretonnia loses the one aspect that it had that made it unique on the table top.
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Im done with Empire, Greenskins and Chaos.

Are mountain Jews fun to play? They seem fun on paper (elite units against stacks upon stacks of orks) but I fear I will fall asleep with only infantry blocks.
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>>151920761
>>151920834
Unicorn riding grail knight monstrous cavalry when?
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>>151923196

Dorfs are hilariously powerful in singleplayer. Can get a bit boring until you get Gyrocopter to chase enemy units down though.

>>151923164

>but the problem is that bretonnia never got a 7th or an 8th edition book

And now they never will. Fuck GW.

This does however open up the possibility that CA will go back a few steps and feature units from older editions.
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>>151923164
On tabletop you also had some nice banners, gear and even invulnerable saves. They're also missing two types of casters from the tabletop roster and you're stuck with a regular old Damsel.
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>Browsing the steam reviews for total war and see this.

good review.
I agree with you and think the developers should go bankrupt for doing this... Im guessing they will do this until they lose their fan base then say " sorry " and throw a few nickles back and youll all jump back on board... im guessing they already have that planned out too.. heh
secondly i think the devopers should be responsible for their practices, And should influence the success of their game no matter if its good or bad.
And lastly if you think a review should be done a certain way, go write one yourself. instead of trying to control some ones opinion of how they wish to review something.
(the reason developers should take heat is because they going to try to make this the NORMAL and all the other developers will jump on board like its ok,).
.. whats the difference if everyone buys a game when it first comes out, or if everyone waits 2 years after its out to play it? the answer is price tag... thats it, oh and you get the whole game and not part of it..


Well do you think CA should go bankrupt?
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>>151923612
wtf is he even talking about?
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>>151923612
Why does Total War attract so many petulant autists?
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>>151923660
Ignore steam retards
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>>151923660
>>151923725
Its in response to this review

"Great game, but they are way greedier then I thought... almost 2 months out and you already have 25 euros of dlc content..

A worthy thing to mention is that even with those dlc's you don't have even half of the races the Warhammer games usualy come with, which means you should expect another 100-150 euros of dlc content untill they decide they milked the fat Warhammer fanbase enough. Sad, just sad..."
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>>151923480

Banners will bea featured no doubt, but just like the regular ones.

>>151923612

>Well do you think CA should go bankrupt?

No, of course not.
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>>151923891
Lore of Beast Damsel when
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>>151923803
desu I feel their pain.

SEGA are the true jew-meisters in their DLC practices.

The worst thing is, their DLC are usually good content that I actually like, not some shitty cosmetics or shallow missions, so I cant ignore it like I usually do.

I actually hate myself for the amount of sheckles I spent on CoH 2 commanders and cosmetics. And I have a feeling I will do the same in Jewhammer.
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>>151924078
This is what happens when CA joins forces with GW. I haven't bought a TW game past or even games from developers known for lots of DLC because I went through the ride once with Shogun 2 and I'm never going through it again
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>>151923612

Game companies charge what they will because that's what people are willing to pay. Video Games aren't a necessary good like petrol or milk, if peopled think the price is too much they have the option of not buying it. If people are willing to pay more they will charge more, if they aren't willing to pay that much they will charge less, this isn't rocket science.
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>>151923612
No.

CA and Relic are the last 2 devs who make good RTS in that shitty gaming industry.

>inb4 muh Starcraft

Fuck off with this meme game for korean octo-pussies, its more of a finger-breaker like fighting game than RTS now.
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>>151924536
Relic deleted synch kills for dow3.
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>>151924623
I played a lot of MP back in the day in DoW2.

synch kills were gimping factions will low model count like Space Marines. They will be missed but i guess this is nessesary.
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>>151924536
>fighting game
>finger-breaker
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>>151924253

Or they just look at how much the development cost and how much time it took and then calculates a good price from there.

If we didn't get a campaign with Rapegoats it would problably cost 10 or so.
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>>151924743
They were important part in every previous game which distinguished it from all soulless shovelware rts, without them relic can go kiss my ass goodbye.
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>>151924929
>Or they just look at how much the development cost and how much time it took and then calculates a good price from there.

This is a common misconception, but the market value of a good is how much people are willing and able to pay for it. The optimal price is not directly related to the cost, the cost just determines how profitable it is.
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>>151925072
This.
Value does not inherently exist.

All these 13 year old kids and 30 year olds without any form of economic education whining about companies trying to make a profit.
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>>151924941
>Shovelware
>Homeworld
>Red Alert 2
>CnC 3
>Warcraft 3
>CnC Generals

oh_you.jpg.
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>reach 10k gold per turn while in rank 1 strength
>start new campaign
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>>151925331
>10k gold / turn
>not 25k gold / turn

ur a git.
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>>151924078
>it's sega/gw's fault

classic.
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>>151925314
>Forgotten garbage which no one plays except for couple of old grognards.
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>>151925567
You're right.
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>>151925473
>0,02 favour has been transferd to your account.
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>>151924536
>reich entertainment
>good

xaxaxa
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>>151923196
Do not neglect miners with blasting charges! They are cheap and effective and add a third dynamic to the otherwise two dimensional dwarf game. I usually run 3 shield infantry and 4-5 miners with blasting charges untill the time comes to replace all melee infantry with 5 or 6 ironbreakers. Use them as second line infantry and rear guards, toss their charges once the enemy melee has blobbed up, then go right back to guarding the flank and rear since they have done enough damage to justify their existence by just tossing their charges.
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>>151925567
>DoW with EBIN KILLS xD
> babby's first RTS

wew lad
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>>151925684
>t. SU shitter :^)
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>>151925705
There's no reason not to commit your reserves once melee has started because the AI loves. to bunch up in one corner and is incapable of pulling out.
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>>151925887
>LOL russia send men run into aвтoмaт fire
>60 million fine nagant rifle made
>LOL russia shoot soldat for saving comrade

fuck off nazi blyat
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>>151925906
The enemy melee will be dead by the time they could get around the side to melee.

This is their point really, they can throw charges over the front line melee. It takes a few volleys for all the miners to throw their charges, and by the time they have thrown them all them + the quarrelers usually mean all the enemy fodder infantry is dead or routing.

Blasting charges are really strong
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Any idea why in TW warhammer sometimes the camera is slow as fuck (when zoomed in) and sometimes it isn't?
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>>151926093
wtf does that even mean

You were the orks Ivan, deal with it :^)
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>>151926093
Company of Heroes 2 campaign was amazing dog shit.
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>>151926468
works on mein maschine
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>>151926483
soviet strategist strongest of all. it is soviet who won great patriotic war no?
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Guys I have been thinking and I am at a loss here. CA has said that they plan on having all 16 factions right?

1. Empire 2. Vampire Counts
3. Dwarfs 4. Orcs
5. Chaos 6. Beast Men
7. Bretonnia 8. Wood Elf
9. High Elf 10. Dark Elf
11.Lizard Men 12. Skaven
13.Ogres 14. Tomb Kings
15.Chaos Dwarf 16. Daemons of Chaos

But what about the Russian data mine that says the next expansion pack is chaos divided?

Will there be 20 races? Will Daemons of Chaos end up being the 4 split factions? Or will they just end up taking away 4 factions mentioned above?

What do you guys think?
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>>151926750
but muh kdr
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>>151926869
>Bald eagle landing on the Ogre King's outstretched arm

Okay GW, I gotta give you credit for that one.
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>>151926869
skaven, chaos dwarves and tomb kangs won't be in the game.
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>>151926869
Since CA said that we're getting more content for the first expansion it wouldn't surprise me to get 1 or 2 factions more, maybe even Chaos Demons completely divided

>>151927021
>skaven, chaos dwarves and tomb kangs won't be in the game.
>hey mum, I posted it again XDDDD
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>>151926869
Chaos Dwarfs will be in before Ogres.

Think of it geographically: the chaos dwarfish homeland of The Dark Lands is placed between The World's Edge Mountains (Dwarfs and Greenskins) and the Mountains of Mourn (Ogre Kindoms).

If they added Ogres first, they'd have to have The Dark Lands be empty, which would be really weird.
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>>151927021
>tomb kangs won't be in the game
I could actually do without Skaven when they leave Tomb Kings out. The butthurt would be delicious in the long run it would still hurt not to have one of the best factions and I'm talking about Skaven in this case, fuck Tomb Kings
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>>151927179
>reddit rats with laser guns
>best faction
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>>151926869
They'll replace Ogres, Tomb Kings, Skaven, and Chaos Dorfs with Cathay, Kislev, Araby, and Middenheim.
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But there are Chaos Dwarves already in the game.
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>>151927349
That was a mistake. They'll be patched out.
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>>151927296
>literally JUST egyptian mummies
who even wants the most boring and least creative faction?

>backstabbing wwi ratmen with highest developed technology in the whole setting
>evil mesopotamian slaver dwarfs slowly turning to stone
>mongolian ogres carrying cannons as handguns
now that's what actually sounds fun!
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>>151927315
>Cathay, Araby
No thanks, there are maybe 2 guys who likes those factions

>Kislev
Literally slavs, Kislev fanboys are by far the most annoying people of the whole fanbase

>Middenheim
B A S E D
O
R
I
S
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>>151927542
>Least creative faction
But Bretonnia is right there, anon!

It doesn't really need to be about creativity, though. A lot of Warhammer is just pastiches of other stuff, and that's okay. It is alright to like Elves without worrying that they are sufficiently distinct from other stuff. And some people like Egyptian skellies. Dry undead vs wet undead is a real thing, like with Barbecue. It's okay to like either or both though, because fun things are fun.

Noooo bully.
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>>151927442
>Grace
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>>151927789
>Noooo bully
no u
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>>151927682
>>Kislev
>Literally slavs, Kislev fanboys are by far the most annoying people of the whole fanbase

>>Middenheim
>B A S E D
>O
>R
>I
>S

Irony, thy name is you.
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HOL UP
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>>151928028
>>>/pol/
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>>151928028
>literally irl Tomb Kangz
KING WEWUZ I.
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>>151926869
>CA has said that they plan on having all 16 factions right

No they said all 16 factions with army books will be in the game, that leaves the door open for more than 16.
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>>151927542
>everyone in the universe still using 16th century technology
>le rat horde with ebin laser guns and science fiction weapons and also ninja samurai rats

where's the consistency?
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>>151928250
they're fucking everywhere which means they're in nippon too and smart enough to learn the highest form of assassination from those sneaky humans
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>>151928028

>whites invented slavery
>Egyptians were black
>Egyptians owned slaves
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>>151926986

>americas signature animal
>it's actually a scavenger that rely on other hunters

Shit's hilarious.
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>>151908776
>What sort of psychological issues wich such a goblin have? In the memehammer universe goblins tend to just get abused by things bigger than them all the time. Would he be living in constant fear that whoever forced him to wear the skirt and wig will come back and abuse him? Can you mind break a goblin?

Ogres do have an slave race of goblins called gobblar helping them there mayby remains of eaten ork tribes who developed in to that role
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>>151928356
DA SUM RACISM?
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>>151928340
>the highest form of espionage is in japan
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>>151928472

HOL UP

SO U IZ SAYIN

U IZ SAYIN

WE WUZ WAYCIST ND SHIT?

SHIEEET
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>>151928505
>in japan
no, it is in nippon
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>>151928235

There aren't 16 factions with army books, there are 15.
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>>151928356
Black egyptians didn't own slaves. I'll get memed on to hell for this because this general is racist as hell but the pyramids were built by laborers.
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>>151928560

Whatever, point is they didn't say there would only be 16,
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>>151928554
DAS SUM SHIEEET!!
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>>151928559
What the fuck do you think nippon means you smelly weeaboo? Do you call Germany Deutschland and britian planet der inselaffen?
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>>151928603
>Black egyptians

unicorns dont have slaves either
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>>151928603

>the "they were labourers paid a wage" meme
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>>151928356
>>whites invented slavery
ok tyrone
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>>151928681
>the "they were slaves" meme
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>>151928709

I'm joking Anon.
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>>151928603
>Black Egyptians

I thought we are discussing historical, not fantasy setting now.
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>>151928603

>The pyramids weren't built by slaves so that means they didn't have slaves at all despite it being well documented that North-Eastern Africa was a hub for slave trade in the period.
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>>151928560
which factions doesn't have an army book?
>inb4 chaos dwarfs
>inb4 tamurkhan isn't official

>>151928673
obviously nippon is 'not-japan' but what does a fantasy country in a fantasy world in a fantasy universe have to do with japan or espionage?

>Do you call Germany Deutschland
yes
>and britian planet der inselaffen?
lel
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>>151928817
>I'm joking Anon.
According to the Qu'ran, it's ok to lie as long as your furthering the advancement of islam

You can't fool me Tyrone Ali
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>>151928852

It's Chaos Dwarfs, and Tamukhan isn't an armybook, it's a supplement for Warriors of Chaos that can used standalone if you want to.
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DAS SUM RACIST IN HEER, IT WHITEYS FAULT FO SURE
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>>151928926

Are you accusing me of being a Saracen you bloody heretic?
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>>151928832
Black people only owned indentured workers. It's not the same as slavery. They're housekeepers and treated nicely. Workers who do rough backbreaking work was given decent wages and free medical care.
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>>151929010

You can't actually be for real.
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>>151929225
Of course he's not.
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>>151929225
Name one place where black Africans use poorly treated indentured servants to do hard labor.
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>>151929265
You cant assume this. If you just pass it off always as people kidding, then people will come here and be for real. Its just like what happened to /b/. You must always counter things that are incorrect even when they are said in jest. Its not about discussion, its about ensuring every place these lies exist for what ever reason they are there, there is something saying "no, this is wrong". You must be ever vigilant.
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NEXT TW:W FACTION

BLACK EGYPTIANS

Starting Location: Detriot, Baltimore

LL:
Michel Brown (warrior/berserker)
Barack Obama (Shaman; Black Magic)

Units:
T1 : Tyrones
T2: Jamals
T3: BLM activists

Special rules: fightines; SHIEEEET (see WAAGH); Ghetto influence (see chaos corruption)
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>What is "shitposting"?
>Shitposting is "knowingly contributing low quality, off-topic, or ill intentioned posts."
Damn, I'm a shitposter then...
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>>151928978
you DARE to call me a heretic? you DARE to call me, a Templar knight of justice a HERITIC?

The Grand Turcopolier will hear of this you infidel. I swear by knight fall, I will have your head mounted on the walls of Acre for all of your Saracen scum to see
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>>151929378
uganda
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>>151929481
cringe
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Why do I love Mannfred so much?
It's pretty simple when I think about it.
Mannfred isn't just the best character in the Warhammer world, he might just be the greatest character of all time.
Just imaging him riding through the swamps of Sylvania, the wind in his hair, his mighty steed below him.
As he rides through the World's Edge Mountains, the Lahmians swoon at his very scent.
They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in Marienburg under the the name of "Carstein Orgasm."
The very nature of Mannfred is mystery.
Could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes?
The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit.
However, Mannfred is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers.
Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Mannfred is not one that is easily penetrated.
Mannfred is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the page at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his world.
Mannfred is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty.
Observe his playful smile, his gorgeous and rippling biceps, his gallant nose, and most importantly, his eyes.
His eyes, like pools of saffron, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Mannfred. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt.
Mannfred is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the Warhammer world together.
Without Mannfred, the entire Warhammer world, the entire Games Workshop as we know it crumbles.
The Reik would stop flowing without Mannfred, Athel Loren would become a desolate crater, and Norsca would melt without his frosty gaze.
These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Mannfred so much.
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>>151929454
immune to attrition caused by jewish corruption
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>>151929549
>on a roleplay spaghetti dropping board
>centralised around a table-top based roleplay game that has been adapted into a video game
>>>cringe

damn
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>>151929505
Uganda be kidding me, you mean where white people took black slaves?
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>>151929685
I, neckbeard maximus (GBE), grandmaster of the templar order, unsheathe my katana which I have wrested from the hands of a well traveled saracen dog, challenge you to a duel.. let GOD decide who is right!
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>>151929976
Are you upset muhammed?
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>>151930171
>only i am allowed to do cringeworthy roleplay

get off your high horse.
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>>151929976
>GOD

Pheheh.

>tips fedora and teleports away
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Will those two be the next Dwarfs LL?
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>>151928505
Cirno is too dumb to understand anything
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>>151930315
*pray to GOD*
*she zaps you and sends you straight to hell*

Heh.. should've read Mat 12:31-32..
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>>151930314
>highhorse
It's called being tall, you manlet turk

Fuck off muhammed
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>>151929976
Is there sauce on this webm? Does he do this ironically?
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>>151929976
>this webm
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>>151930446
*it's a hologram*

Also
>she

*muffled "m'lady" as the hologram vanishes*
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>>151930446
>she
hot
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>>151929591
REMOVE VAMPIRE remove vampire you are worst sylvanian.
you are the sylvanian idiot you are the sylvanian smell. return to nehekhara.
to our sylvanian cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo... ahahahaha , sylvania we will never forgeve you.
vampire rascal FUck but fuck asshole vampire stink sylvania..vampire genocide best day of my life.
take a bath of dead vampire..ahahahahahSYLVANIA WE WILL GET YOU!!
do not forget hel fenn. sylvania we kill the mannfred, sylvania return to your precious nehekhara...
hahahahaha idiot vampire and sylvanian smell so bad..wow i can smell it.
REMOVE VAMPIRE FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught.
reikland+talabecland+ostland+stirland=kill sylvania... you will hel fenn/ magnus alive in stirland, magnus making album of stirland.
fast pray magnus stirland. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of magnus...
you are ppoor stink vampire... you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a dark castle magnus alive numbr one #1 in stirland...
fuck the sylvania,..FUCKk ashol vampires no good i spit? in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry.
magnus aliv and real strong warriors priest kill all the vampire farm aminal with pray magic now we the stirland rule.
ape of the zoo presidant mannfred fukc the great nagash and lay egg this egg hatch and sylvania was born.
stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig.
stirland greattst countrey
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>no qt dwarf waifu
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>>151930949
women are inferior to men.
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>>151931045
dwarf females are literally worth their weight in gold
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>>151930949
>>
Is there anything in the warhammer world that could even possibly EVEN SCRATCH an abrams? Let alone disable it. I'm talking about a highly mobile, extremely well armed and armoured war machine, equipped with an autoloading, computer aided 120mm gun with thermal and NV optics, a pintle mounted & coaxial .308 machine guns for point defense and a REMOTELY OPERATED .50 cal for the commander to desecrate the corpses of his enemies, a multifueled turbine engine that can go up to 75km/hr, IMPENETRABLE DEPLETED URANIUM ARMOR, reactive armor which FUCKING EXPLODES AWAY projectiles, blasting vents, spall liners, and protected against chemical, biological and nuclear threats, making the crew virtually invincible, and well supplied by a logistics company. Seriously, is there even anything that can TOUCH this monster?
>>
Cuck or no cuck?

I know giving in to her gives some good bonuses, do you get any good bonuses for refusing her?
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>>151932076
No. Just be a cuck. It's historically accurate and acceptable in this current year.
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>>151932076
I'm not always the brightest
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>>151932212
You'll gain a decent general. Integrity is not an issue at all.
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>>151931939
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>>151932212
Dont be a cuck anon.
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>>151932430
A single 120mm DU apfsds will deal with that.
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>It's another day without any fucking news
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>>151931939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQgd6MccwZc
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>>151933141
What do you mean by this?
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New factions when
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>>151933141
Play greenskin campaign, ya git.
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>>151933141
The more I look at Grimgor's upper lip, the weirder it looks to me. Does he not have upper teeth?
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>>151933413
September
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>>151933495
No. He swallows food whole like a real black ork.
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>>151933513
Eternal.
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Fuck. I hate time limits.
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>>151934121
Then turn it off. Are you retarded?
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>>151934805
Let me restate. Not in battle time limits, the campaign turn limits. As in, "get campaign finished by 1876 or you lose" in Fall of the Samurai.
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>>151934935
It's just an arbitrary screen.
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>>151935024
So I can still get the republic achievement even after that?
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>>151935075
Use SAM if you're that autistic about cheevos.
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>>151930787

STIRLAND WAS WEAK

WITNESS TRUE MEMES
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>>151931268
I don't get why you'd open with a high kick it leaves you so fucking open. Is this some shitty show?
>>
So how much would you be willing to pay for the beastmen dlc?

Personally, i think 10 bux would be fair. 20 is too much.

So here I am waiting for a sale...
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>>151935908
All wrestling is fake and predetermined. It's the closest thing to anime fights there is in the real world.

Half of boxing too.
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NEWS WHEN?

REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>151935908
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>>151936445

Did she died?
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>>151936262
How the fuck do people get excited over it then? It's not even a good choreograph, look at me an armchair martial artist who's barely black belt can see a hole in it right away

>>151936445
Why was she even clinging there, bottom is obviously the one holding on
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>>151936525
Same reason why people go and see movies without sperging out, they aren't autistic.
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>>151936736
>watch combat sport
>don't get to see combat
???
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>>151936098
I went into the game expecting to pay $15 for new races and $25 for the campaign packs, so any number below that is cool with me.
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>>151936812
>watch combat sport
Weren't we talking about wrestling?
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>>151936812
>combat sport
>WWE

heh, just proved your austimo
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>>151937020
...what is wrestling supposed to be about then?
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>>151936812
>>151936525
Have you seen regular wrestling? it is boring to the layman and this stuff they come up for this is exciting to watch, not to mention the storylines they craft which is half the fun. Flashy moves are more exciting for the majority of people.
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>>151936098

20 is a bit steep, I don't think we could reasonably expect any less than 15 at release.

Have you checked GreenmanGaming?

In related new

>Go to check what the price is for Warhammer and the DLC on GMG currently
>The search function on GMG doesn't find it
>Try through google
>Click google link for the Total War: Warhammer page
>"We're sorry, but the game you requested is not available in your region"

?????

Already own this fucking game through GMG.
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>>151937116
Theatrics
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>>151923612
CA are decent

but I pray SEGA goes bankrupt soon
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>>151937145
>>151937104
>>151937020
>>151937194
Well maybe I just don't understand it and misinterpreted wrestling. I don't know man, it just looks boring to me.
>inb4 autismo xD
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>>151932212
I'm new to these games. Can anyone tell me what this one is?

The faq said rome 2 is a casual tw. Are there any good mods for it? I'm trying to decide between rome 2 and atilla.
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>>151937116
Manufactured drama.
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>>151937278
Attila. That one is from The Last Roman add-on campaign pack aka the Last Cuckold (no seriously you get cuckolded during the storyline).
Get Attila, it's what Rome 2 should've been.
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>>151928653
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>>151937237
Shit like high school wrestling or whatever they do at the Olympics is your traditional graeco-roman (homo grappling) wrestling.

WWE is retarded amerifat shit
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>>151937216
SEGA japan yes but SEGA america and SEGA europe are acutaly good guys
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>>151937476
MY HUSBANDS FRIEND WAS A KING!?!?
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>>151937237
It's okay bro never got the appeal either, it's just for autistic Americans , just take a look at /asp/
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>>151937476

Black Napoopan when?
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>>151937363
>storyline

How does this work? I'll look at Atilla then.
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>>151937789
It has a special series of quests if you play as Belisarius, the "last roman" in question. In vanilla the Langobards, desert warriors, and slavs get a mini-storyline quest too.
Don't play the WRE first unless you think you're hot shit.
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>>151937565
Carthage wasn't a Monarchy, so He wuz only a Generul
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>>151937278
Go for Attila, it's a serious contender for best in the series. It got a really good theme going for it, the gameplay is tight and the campaign map is the best one yet. There's also a bunch of fun factions to play + plenty of mods

It's a bit unbalanced though

>>151937789
you get objectives and some events where you can pick between certain things, nothing special. Tanukhids also gets a kind of storyline
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>>151937959
*throat singing menu music*
seriously a great menu theme
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>>151937585

They can do an Alexandre Dumas biopic
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>>151937565
Is that Dany with her nigger merchant friend
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>>151938016
I'm literally listening to it right when I clicked the refresh button

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh9HI4eudR8
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>>151937959
>>151937909

Thanks. Is it worth 35 sesterces?
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>>151938171
They did a great job of making the huns feel like the fucking end of the world in every applicable way
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>>151937959
>Go for Attila
Be warned, Attila runs like shit, might be worth noting
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>>151938319
>>151938171
What really pissed me off about attila is they don't have a fucking parthian shot animation
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>>151938171
Throat singing time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo
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Why does Beastmen cost 15€?
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daily reminder that the huns probably weren't mongoloid
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>>151938579
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>>151938579

Because it's a campaign pack
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>>151938686
Atilla was a turk.
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>>151938171
the Hun music and the Desert music is GOAT. The Roman and Barbarian are pretty forgettable

>>151938306
it goes on sale often, so you should wait for that. Especially considering how much DLC there is.

Sand one, blood pack and SHED THE BLOOD OF SAXON MEN are obligatory dlc, rest is pretty optional
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>>151938716
>>151938703
Why?
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>>151938543
>>151938171
>>151938016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW7uvYz9yjA
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>>151938941

>(Techno)
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>>151938937
inb4 jabbers or charlemagnes
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>>151938752
Yes, and your ancestor were Roman subjects, not proud grey wolves of the steppes.
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>>151939070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h_hS0d4vqg
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>>151939080
What?
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>>151939162

Solid 7
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>>151939160
Romans were turks.
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>>151938171

Truly the best main menu theme in the series
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>>151938686
they probably didn't even throat-sing
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>>151939420
That's just not true
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>>151939420
Those who were Romans became one of the "Turks"
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>>151938937
Because people did the sensible thing and bought new factions, but not campagins

So they bundled them together like malware and jacked up the price accordingly
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>>151939598
>>151939420
>>151938752
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>>151929591
>the wind in his hair
>hair
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>>151938686
You are right, they were black. They were called the BLACK HUNS for a reason white boi.
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>>151939739
Yeah, and I'm an ancestor of a named character in the Bible.

Eve.
Genetic and Biblical. Checkmate both Atheists and Abrahamic Monotheists
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>>151939642
The price is throwing me off. I can stand 35€ for the game, but another 20€ for blood and a shitty campaign pack?
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>>151939865
HOL UP!
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>>151939739
I love how turks claim to be brothers of everyone and how everyone is a god damn turk in the end.
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>>151939965
Then don't buy the blood and campaign pack you think is shit? This isn't rocket science, you filthy frogposter.
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>>151939865

SO YOU IS SAYIN' WE WUZ SCOURGES OF GOD 'N SHIIIIET?!
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>>151940175
I feel like I'm missing out then on the full experience
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>>151939739
>Vatican
???
>Lists off great empires
>"enemies of the great race turks"
>you are still afraid
Here's the thing, while the other empires rose and fell during the time the Turks were being huge, China happened to be fuckmassive during their entire golden era.
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Guys!
What if Huns was just white people?
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>>151940282
We literally do not know what the Huns were. It's possible they were just fucking Parthians or Scythians that split off, basically all we know is what general direction they came from and the fact that they were nomadic horse archers like everyone fucking else on the steppes
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>>151939951
*My ancestor is one of*

Dude, you're no time-traveller
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>>151939965
seriously, unless you are a Beastmen lover, don't bother with the "Beastmen DLC" until it drops to 10$ at most

And paying for blood is bullshit, like it has always been in this damned series
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>>151940387
I think Huns really could be just another Scythian or Sarmatian or any other tribe that united many other tribes
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>>151940576
I've never even played any Warhammer before, I don't know shit about it but the basics of the lore. I've been playing TW since the first Shogun though
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>>151939951
>I'm an ancestor of a named character in the Bible.
t. Lilith

>>151940696
Who knows
I think the Xiongnu theory still holds water, I mean the times do match quite well (Xiongnu just kind of fucking disappear from records around the times the Three Kingdoms started with one last mention by Cao Cao's subordinate around 310 or so), but that they were just an old tribe that showed up again under a different name or a previously no-name one that got rid of the rest makes sense too
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>>151940387
They also worshiped a god called Tengri-khan as part of their pantheon.
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>>151940576
Beastmen are by far my least favorite faction in Warhammer, but I have had loads of fun playing them. You don't have to be a beastmen lover to get your money's worth out of this pack at all.

>>151940238
Unless you want to play as the beastmen, then you're not missing out on anything as they are added to the campaign map whether you buy it or not.
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>>151941032
That's not a huge hint though, although it does lean a bit towards the mongoloids since the Chinese said the Xiongnu worshipped some dude named Tiangu huang or something (iirc sky emperor?)
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History is inherently better than fantasy.
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>>151941610
>trying to start shit
>probably falseflagging
>>>/gsg/
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>>151941610
Yeah, it's better at boring me to sleep.
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>>151941610
History is fantasy written by the winners.
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>>151941610
History + Fantsy = <3
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>>151941034
I too had lots of fun playing with the Beastmen in MP and the grand campagin

But the bundling practice is cancerous, and the whole thing is not worth 17$, especially with the axed roster and how poorly done the mini campaign is
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>>151926986
>>151928385
It's a vulture.
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>>151941610
I like the historical options of having "your own dudes", i.e., dynasties and all that
Warhammer is a bit lacking in that department because of named characters despite the tabletop often stressing each player's individual army choice and flavor
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gettin real comfy over here
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>>151922315
>Not Giant Rabbit monstrous Cav
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>>151942135
>edge elves
>anywhere near "best"

Malekith pls go and stay go
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>He doesn't own all Warhammer DLC's
Excuse?
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>>151943008
>>151942135
Not a WH fan but from the lore it seems possible
Does Malekith fuck his mom?
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>>151943129
>Does Malekith fuck his mom?
Every day. Not even joking.
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>>151943129
I think it runs along the same line as Beastmen raping human women.
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>>151943129
It's canon he's fucking his mother
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>>151943320
Nice.

>>151943353
Wait Malekith RAPES his mom? But how, isn't she some super archmage archpriestess thing?
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>>151943129
I want to fuck his mom desu.
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>>151943129
>>151943320
How exactly does Malekith do it? I thought he was horribly burned by the fires of Asuryan. Is he dick still there or has it been replaced by a mastercrafted and magically enhanced dildo?
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Forest of Pikes sneak peek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJdN-Ojx4a0

The Confederacy shall be free!
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>>151943116
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>>151943513
>doing promos on fucking toasters
3/10 an attempt was made
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>>151943513
>those frames
Kek.

Man, I wish those banners were animated.
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>>151940508
Is that so?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA
Any excuse to post ancient memes ;___;
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>>151943129
He lives in his mom's basement and has sex with her

also, Malekith most likely has a charred dick, which makes it weirder
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>>151944402
Is his mom into weird kinks
>>
Did CA abandon Total War Arena?
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>>151944514

She is one of the edgiest amongst the edge elves

So yes.
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>>151944614
I think it's just in closed beta now

>>151944653
How edgy we talking
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>>151943408
No, I mean lore-status wise.
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>>151910168

DELET
>>
I want news from CA

any hints, something, I don't know
>>
So, is Obstinacy in the dwarf skill tree worth it?
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>>151944514
High priestess of Slaanesh tier (or Khaine after it was retconned cuz dark elves wuz good bois)
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>>151944775
Bathing in the blood of slaves, being the lead priestess to a slaneeshi cult, being one of the reasons of the high/dark elf split, torturing slaves and allies, murder, summoning daemons, fucking her basement dwelling son, bad fashion sense.
Y'know, stuff like that
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>>151945429
>fucking her basement dwelling son
That's not edgy though. That's being a good mommy and comforting her depressed kid.
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>bad fashion sense
Absolutely disgusting
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>>151945429
and one moving violation
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>>151945928
Have some bad fashion courtesy of /fgog/
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>>151945082
I don't have the number crunching to back it up, but the vigour-loss-reduction in all the skill trees seems pretty underwhelming. Anecdotally something like 15% when maxed out.
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>>151923612
Total Warhammer is gonna be GOAT when it's finished, and the reviews will go back up. Rome II has Mostly Positive even after it's abysmal launch. Besides, anyone who reviewed it bought it, so they're just helping us get a finished Warhams
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>>151946023
>Anecdotally something like 15% when maxed out.
Yeah, I think I'll pass over that skill. Thanks.
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How do stop cavalry from fucking me up as dwarfs? I'm tired of corner camping.
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>>151946015
I'll have Nasu's head for this
And then get him to write the fucking Tsukihime remake
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>>151946386

You don't.

Best you can do is to put dorfs at your flanks as meatshields, but you can't escape enemy cavalry.
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>>151946386
Does radious have pike dwarfs?
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>>151946467
I don't know if Nasu is even involved in FGO anymore.
Anyway I thank him for giving us bar none and by far the greatest TM protagonist of all time.
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>>151946467
Was it him who designed it? Or some other guy whose job is designing characters?
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>>151936427
thursday
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>>151946239
>Buy game
>give negative review
>refund it
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>>151946808
Nasu don't design shit ever. Takeuchi is a shit desu, fuck his Saber fetish.
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>>151946808
Nasu does give guidelines to Takeuchi
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>>151939862
no hair is some kind of hair too
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>>151946386
charge up with shield/axe dwarfs and then flank the cavalry with slayers.
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>>151946740
"Long Axes", whatever it is.

God, if you want to give Dwarfs halberds, just use Empire's model for fuck sake. Those ugly polearms would make any self-respecting dwarf blacksmith poke their eyes with red hot iron
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>>151946386
Focus ranged fire?
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>>151936427
Tuesday Newsday
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>>151946747
>Fate/Extra is getting an anime
>We'll probably get a Fate/Grand Order anime down the line
>but they will use Gudao and he will be a stuttering betalord
Mark my words.
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>>151947008
This inspires me:

Which Warhammer LL would be the hottest if genderbent?
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>>151947136
I was maymaying, relax.
I'm not that anon and I'm content with the roster we have for dwarfs. (Though I question the usefulness of some units)
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>>151947324
Mannfreda-chan or Fraufred or whatever
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>>151947324
Geltina with her golden pussy.
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>>151947324
All of them would remain weakshit compared to Gilgamesh.
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>>151947324
L A D Y
A
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S K A R S N I K
K
A
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S
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I
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>>151947324
Summon Karla's cunts.
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>>151947583
Do gobbos rape women to reproduce?
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>>151947324
objectively

or karl
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>>151946891
I doubt many people did that looking at the playtimes of reviewers. Besides, they must have some personal vendetta to go to that length to spout trash.
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>>151947672
>>151947456
>>151947396
>>151947008
>>151946015

I can't stand the anime artstyle anymore. The faces are goddamn identical, the only defining feature of them is the hair.

I mean, goddamn.
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>>151947917
Human faces in general are nigh identical. The fact that out of the five posts you quoted, three are of the same character and two are drawn by the same person drawing that character should tip you off.
>implying Solomon looks anything like Gil-ko
>implying that doujin cover's Gil-ko looks anything like Enuma00's
Blindness is a terrible curse.
>>
>>151947917
>the only defining feature of them is the hair
I think it fits, isn't that how you generally differentiate asians?
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>>151947917
Well why do you think they go with the insane hairstyles in the first place
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>>151948127
>Human faces in general are nigh identical
t. literal autismo
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>>151947917
Anime leaves out a lot of details on most things that's part of the style
Detailed manga like pic related (mainly monthly) are much more diverse in how people look
also fuck off, they look different as hell are you blind
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>>151948127

Take away the hair and look at their faces, and you will barely be able to recognise them.
Good anime and manga artists give their characters good facial features instead of relying entirely on eye colour and flash hair. See >>151948335

>Human faces in general are nigh identical.

Nigga, what?
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>>151948265
>>151948419
They literally are if you don't let uglies onto the board there's like four archetypes for each gender. Look at models from around the world they all look the same if they're from the same ethnic group.
Fate is a waifu simulator, you can't let uglies in.
>>
>>151948265
>>151948419
Not him but geometrically they really are.
There's this global joke in art: What's the easiest thing to draw, and what is the hardest?
The hardest is humans. The easiest is ghosts.
Everyone knows what a human looks like. You fuck up even a little and they notice and they're sensitive to the tiniest differences in their appearance.
Nobody knows what a ghost looks like. You can draw anything and it'll pass.
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>>151948127
>Human faces in general are nigh identical.
Literal autism
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>>151948574
>anime-posters are literally legitimately autistic
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>>151948809
What? Why ghosts?
Why not just say a squiggly line is the easiest thing to draw?
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>>151948837
See >>151948574.
Korean models all look the same, it's a joke even among Koreans. The problem with waifu sims is that they can't allow things like >>151948335, with their flaws, to get into the game except for men - the men look different as hell, pic related.

>>151948879
Nigger do you not understand my post
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>>151948958
Because 1. a squiggly line actually has a definition and 2. it's supposed to be a joke because drawings demons or ghosts can be insanely detailed like drawings of humans, the point is that you could draw a fucking line and say 'this is perfect photographic picture ghost' and nobody could prove you wrong, while if you did that for a human they'd call 911 and ask for a trip to the asylum for one.
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>>151949160
I missed two 'of's there. I should sleep.
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>>151948994
>Human faces in general are nigh identical.
>Korean models all look the same
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>>151949419
>I have no argument because none exists and even the Koreans admit this
>>
>no female LL's

come on i just wanna have a comfy sword-fu who slays the unbelievers.

Will bretonnia have one? or wood elves?
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>>151949419
He's right about Korean models all looking the same though. They all have the same plastic surgeons after all.
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>>151947324
Karla Francesca of course
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>>151949468
My argument is that human faces are NOT identical, no one that isn't suffering from autism believes this.

You even posted two faces that are not even close to being identical, to say they're literally identical is ridiculous and the only explanation for this is that you have something seriously wrong with you.
>>
>>151949567
And that's my point. Waifus in Fate are basically plastic surgeried into what they look like, Saberface is an actual insult at this point where they unironically copy-paste an entire face, not even changing eye shape and sometimes leaving hair the same.
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>>151949567
Literally all Asian people have the same face regardless of gender, it's well known fact :^)
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>>151949784
Buddy, we were talking about HUMAN faces here.

Racism ho!
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>>151948994

>except for men - the men look different as hell

I was kind of hoping we'd see the same variety for female characters in videogames, but apparently "diversity" means skin colour and not actual unique faces and bodies.

It's sad, really.
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>>151949723
Which two faces did I even fucking post that aren't anime? Also I'm saying over and over that they are NIGH identical, and geometrically speaking the ideal face really has shit-all for variation even across ethnic groups, the thing that makes faces of the same gender different comes down to roundness, skin tone, and flaws. As far as a waifu sim goes variation isn't allowed because they must all be fucking perfect.

>>151949784
>ideal faces
Are those even of the same gender?
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>>151949935
>get proven wrong
>DROP LE DANK MEMEZ xD
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>>151949970
>Human faces in general are nigh identical
>in general
this means literally the opposite to 'ideal faces'
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>>151949967
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>>151950141
I didn't fucking say that -
>scroll up
>I actually did
Kill me
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>>151950089
>probably not the same poster ambivalent towards the shitposting
>make a joke
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>>151949970
>the ideal face really has shit-all for variation even across ethnic groups
Uuuuhhh, racist and sexist much?

I mean, hol' up, what if I like fat chicks with balloon faces and huge arses?
What if I like thin, twig women?
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>>151950308
>I mean, hol' up, what if I like fat chicks with balloon faces and huge arses?
You have shit taste opinion discarded.
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>>151950308
>Uuuuhhh, racist and sexist much?


can you fucking kill yourself and then go back to tumblr?
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>>151950416
>>151950432
Wow, what hot heads!
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>>151950163

>oglaf

FUCK YES.

Gets pretty annoying though when a female character doesn't look like a supermodel, like that Shrek asari in ME Andromeda, /v/ goes apeshit about it for no reason.
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>>151915518
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>>151950656
I want to club gobbos to death with Karl 'if it's green, I'll make it scream' Franz.
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>>151950656
Clobber them!

Give me the source.
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>>151950636
But that's wrong. Asari are supposed to look ideal, and nobody on /v/ was going apeshit because Krogan women in Mass Effect 2 didn't look like supermodels.
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>>151950636
The whole point of asari is to look like sex dolls. That's their whole culture. So one looking like shrek is a big fucking no-go.
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>>151950636

I'm honestly surprised the Asari got past the censors.

An entire race that looks like human females whose sole purpose is to mate with EVERYTHING.
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>>151952083
It empowers women.
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>>151950867
Karl 'vampire body counts' Franz.
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>>151952083
They look like the female of whatever race is looking at them. They look like blue female turians to turians.
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>>151953057

That sounds like bullshit to me. But I'd believe it if Bioware wrote it.
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>>151953057
>They all look like Shrek when the psychic waifu field is turned off
O i am laffin
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>>151953057
Not quite. They just have one or more features that appeal to different races, e.g. the head things appeal to turians etc.
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>>151953057
No they don't. You're misinterpreting the drunk conversation on Ilium.
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Played the game in the morning, worked fine. Few mods installed.

Launched the game now, it ctd with your 100+ turn campaign.

RIP.
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>>151953057
What happens if someone takes a picture of an asari then?
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>>151953814
Did one of the mods you were subscribed to get removed from the workshop?
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>>151954036
Dunno mang. Not likely. I checked in the mod manager, everything seems to be in place.

I reinstalled all the mods atm and I am veryfing the game catche.
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>positive attitude
>trade agreement 57 for their 57
>offer 10k on top of that
>lolno
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hello
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>>151956934
helló
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>>151938752
t. Recep Erdogan
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>tfw mods would let you to marry KFC with Alarielle and Morathi.
TWW should have family mechanics.
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Are Beastmen still in the game and just unplayable without the DLC?
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>>151957447
Yes.
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>>151957447
Yeah, they're on the campaign map getting wiped out early game.
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>>151956934
>>151957003
...is it me you're looking for?
also
DELETE THIS
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Just bought the game

Is this a fucking a joke?
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>>151958769
She's pretty ugly isn't she
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>>151958769

Its not a joke, its Bretonnia
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I can play a grand total of 4 factions without paying extra

>>151958854
I'm talking about the roaster. It's shit.
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WHEN WILL THEY ANNOUNCE THE NEW DLC? I WANT TO KNOW WHEN I CAN START A NEW CAMPAIGN.
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>>151958937
Welcome to Warhammer, the "best game of the series". Seriously not getting the hype over it, I mean it was fun the first two campaigns I guess.
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>>151958937
There's like only 4 units missing from the entire bretonnian rooster.
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>>151958937
They are not finished yet, most likely be free downloadable campaign with full roster.
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>>151958986

__later__
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>>151958937
>the roaster
it's quite complete desu, missing only Pilgrims, questing knights, reliquaries and the rest is reskins

which pretty much shows how ignored Bretonnia has always been
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>>151943513
This kills the fantasy shitters
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>>151958937
>I can play a grand total of 4 factions without paying extra
>hurr, I didn't read what was on the box and now I'm angry about the content
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>>151959026
>the "best game of the series"

Only Warhammer babbies think that
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>>151959026
Whereas every other total war game is fun for maybe one campaign and then never again.
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>>151958769
Brets have a mostly complete roster (they don't have a big one on the TT) in multiplayer but their Grand Campaign stuff isn't ready yet. Going to be FreeLC in a few months.

>>151958916
Oi oi.

>>151958937
Still cheaper than tabletop.
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>>151959153
Honestly, if GW had bothered to make 7th and 8th edition armybooks for Brettonia, we probably would have had stuff like dismounted knights and different warbeasts.
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>>151959153
>which pretty much shows how ignored Bretonnia has always been
Nah, only for the last 13 years.
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>>151959448
You have to be new to the series. The reason is simple - had you started with Shogun 2 or anything earlier, you'd have followed this series, which provided exactly 1 fun campaign according to you, for 4+ years.
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>>151959386
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I am high as fuck and they have demigryphs and a steam tank you think I can do it?
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>>151958937
>I can play a grand total of 4 factions without paying extra
Should've bought a preorder code.
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>>151959824
Not him but there was an absolutely massive influx of Warhammer newfags around launch so that's not really a good argument against 'only warhammer babbies think that".
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>>151959176
>not enjoying both
But what would you shitpost about then?

>>151959871
I'd retreat and try to get an ambush going if I was you.
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>>151959958
I really doubt 40% of /twg/ came with the launch of Warhammer. you think prior to launch this place had only nearly half the posters it has now?
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>>151959820
I started with Rome 1 actually. I have played every game since, but have only finished campaigns in Rome 1, Attila and Warhams.
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>>151959871
You can win, but it's gonna be costly. You also need GW Minotaurs. They would have raped the Demis.
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>>151960116
Not really but I'm willing to bet quite a few history gamers left near launch due to the incessant history-fantasy wars. I know I did, I only came back after getting the game after getting a small bonus from my >job.

>>151960150
So you're telling me you literally found every run past the first unfun in every game besides Warhammer? How are you still playing this series?
>finishing campaigns
TW games generally stop being fun around the steamroll mark, which also applies in Warhammer. Hell the Everchosen is more like the Everpussy in comparison to Attila so you actually reach that point sooner.
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>>151960116
There's been a noticeable increase of people who don't know what the fuck they are doing since TWW launched.
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I'm angry
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>>151960608
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>>151960608
Angry about elves?
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>>151960608
Me too
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Napoopan or Empire, /twg/? Both with darthmod I guess.
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>>151954531
I finally found the root of the problem.

It seems I only had 1st part of the Radinous Mod (the one that affect economy and tactical map, no bs units etc.

I managed to play full ork and chaos campaign that way, I have no idea why it started to crash right now.

Is there any idea how to install only the economy tweaks form Radinous mod? I want to avoid Chaos Battering Ram (Fast, Anti Infantry)
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>>151960063
That might have been the prudent choice but I said fuck it I dont want a real siege of altdorf.

The garrison reinforced right on top of my left flank I got an immediate full encirclement with my centigors

I am regrouping my army to put Franz down.
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>>151960445
Yes, it's a struggle to get to turn 50 before quitting and maybe trying a different faction. I find it easier to stick with a faction longer than that in Warhammer because they feel drastically different and not just a reskin with a different start position. I'm still playing the series because I love it, but the late game is a slog to get through.
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>>151928048
I love this meme.
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>>151961018
>reskin with a different start position
I don't particularly think this applies to any game really besides Shogun 2 and Shogun.
I guess you can argue within culture groups it's basically the same shit but try playing the WRE like you play the Sassinids or the Danes.
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>>151960819
I'm partial to Napoopan, because I can play with an emphasis on mobile artillery and light cav much earlier, and that's the most fun way.
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Savage Black Orc Arrer Boar Boy Big'uns (Great Weapons)
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I really fucked up with a few of my centigor units but atleast the demis area dead.
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>>151961454
Fucking radius.
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>>151961454
At least they're not flying and aren't wizards.
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>>151929591
Mannfred stop shilling your self
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I bought this "Total War: Medieval 2" and was hoping I could have strong female generals (And have her skin black) but I was hugely disappointed to see so much racism and misogyny in this game, its downright disgraceful, and disgusting. Why are they no black people, and why cant my faction leader be a woman. The game also encourges racism, by having slavery, white people declaring crusades on good Muslims for not reason. All the faction leaders are white. All the units are white. Were are the minorities? Why cant we have female units too? Females are just as strong as men. No shield maidens for the viking factions? Why is this CA so sexist and racist?
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>>151962379
Not long enough. 2/10 for trying.
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>>151962379
(You)
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>>151961895
Let me fix it for you

Savage Black Orc Arrer Pegasus Boy Big'uns (Great Weapons) (Lore of Heavens)
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>>151962598
>Pegasus
Pigasus
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Does anyone know if there are any mods that add fully working new AGENTS to the campaign? Most I've seen just add them to custom battles.
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>>151962720
Cataph's "The Southern Realms" adds one for sure
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>>151962667
Wouldn´tactuallyhaveaproblemwith/10
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Those dwarfs in Barakk Varr are so fucking shit
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>>151963083
Orcs can actually make a crude imitation of bretonnia now that I think of it
goblin spear peasants sent to die in droves and manning rock lobbas while glorious pigknights run down the enemies of gork (possibly mork), led by an illustrious warboss on his glorious steed
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>>151963424
Those in the bottom right corner?
I´ve had them killing of the Greenskins once and survive late game.
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Remember to be polite and helpful to Elves
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>>151963560
The one in the province between silver road and border prince, capital has a harbor
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>>151963505
>fukken glorious
DLC when?
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>>151963675
Ah yes, they are rather useless
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>watch Hannibal at the gates trailer
>of course at the top there's someone chimping out that he's not portrayed as black
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>>151963505
Even better if they have trophies from real bretonnians. Shields, bits of armour, banners, barding, PLUMES, etc.
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I decided that bestigors, while much faster than chosen, are still slow as fuck.

Think I have enough minos?
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>>151964042
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>>151958937
4 factions that aren't just reskinned humans
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>>151964784
ONE DROP RULE
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>>151964784
Must feel bad, being literally the only people who never actually achieved anything of note, so you have to steal other people's accomplishments.
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Christ Mannifred is a sperg. I can't take the Vampires seriously anymore because I expect him to fedora it up.
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>>151965654
It's worse: there were actually some neat kingdoms and empires in the Sub-Sahara, but because no one bothered to write shit down, everything went ooga-booga, fast. Even worse when you consider that almost every ethnic group in southern Africa is nonnative and just killed off the actual denizens. That wasn't written down, either.
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>>151964042
>>151964784
*incoherent shouting*
ENOUGH! Ozymandias is lost, and Charlemagne has failed us.
What was the last reports on her skin color?
My spies in the American Education System tell me her mother was Spanish. We must expect that she was hispanic!
This is nonsense! The Americans understand nothing; we Turks control true knowledge. Her mother wasn't Iberian, she was Eastern! At this very moment, we have evidence that he was cultured - Turkish! The world will see truth and the Vatican will fall once more.
Ridiculous! Historians won't stand for it; our people have sole claim to accomplishment. I believe that her family came from Africa itself. They crossed the Sahara and settled in Carthage. Their women were swept off their feet and all semblance of restraint was lost once more.
That is wild speculation - we cannot afford to overlook the Africans!
*shouting*
She had come neither from the south, nor from the east! My sources from the north inform me that her mother had hailed from the tribes of Iberia. His father intended to completely avoid the native Carthaginian population and had a child -
WITH A WHITE WOMAN PERHAPS!? *laughing* She'd have lost half her army from her oppression alone. The other half was racist! *shouting* Perhaps she brought with her, an army of men! *laughing*
I daresay that would be quite a feat...even for the great Hannibella Barca.
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>>151965714
do NOT mock me
t. rightful elector count and your true emperor
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Marienburg needs to be nerfed. They achieved independence due to bribes not having the largest army in the old world. Also early game is cancer because garrissons always fail due to how tanky enemy lords are against shit troops.
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>>151965714
He was pretty cool in the trailer...not so much in the game, and tabletop, were he's an immature, little fucking brat. We should have gotten a Lawful Neutral Vamp like Vlad...
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>>151966063
>because garrissons always fail due to how tanky enemy lords are against shit troops
Sounds like early game WRE when your enemies are mainly Germanic Warbands and Gothic Warbands.
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>>151966063
>it's a the entire enemy is routing but you can't kill the general battle
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>marienburg fucks me over with two stacks
>orcs fuck me over with four stacks
>beastmen keep razing all settlements due to how OP lords are in the early game
>fucking dwarves join anyone that invite them into a war with me

Well I guess Im restarting that campaign.
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>>151966370
>>151966063
Is Marienburg the fucking Milan of Warhammer
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>>151966425
Worse. Marienburg not only has the port that drowns them in cash but also difficulty crutch money so they always have two stacks of state troopers and pistoliers that auto-battles favour.
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>>151965864
>It's worse: there were actually some neat kingdoms and empires in the Sub-Sahara, but because no one bothered to write shit down
This actually bothers me. Guess that's why they have to make shit up.
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>>151966584
I really hate the difficulty meme
I long for the day when AI becomes good.
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>>151966650
>>151965864
The Bantu West Africans are unironically the most fucking subhuman of ''''people''''. Not even a /pol/ tard, but when you imagine that every other peoples had its own day in the limelight or at least used other people to create their own glory (Bedouins using Persian administrators) it really fucking makes the Bantus look a thousand times worse
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>>151965864
>there were actually some neat kingdoms and empires in the Sub-Sahara
nigga we out here buildin WALLS and shieet
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>>151966063
>Also early game is cancer because garrissons always fail due to how tanky enemy lords are against shit troops.
I got excited for the mod that adds melee heroes to garrisons but it turns out only when you already upgraded to walls.
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I fucking hate how CA ruined the empire. The empire is about disciplined state troopers, guns and faith. Instead in the game it's all about the gay ass Demi-gryphs. State Troopers are shit and struggle against gors while artillery isn't worth the taken slot when you can fill it with another demi-gryph.
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>>151965864
Africa is a caesepool, back then, and now. It's like how MGSV portrays it. A war torn shit pool, with mercs and millitia killing each other.
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>>151966852
Bantu peoples are south and central African. They were bad though. They essentially committed genocide against the indigenous Khoisan people of South Africa and then had the gall to claim South Africa was their indigenous land that they had a better claim to than the Dutch or English.
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>>151967043
What're Zimbabwes from
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>>151966958
>State Troopers are shit and struggle against gors
I wouldn't mind that if beastmen couldn't field the numbers they do.
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>>151966958
>artillery isn't worth the taken slot when you can fill it with another demi-gryph.
You can replace 'demi-gryph' with any powerful unit for any faction in the game and it still works.
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>>151967168
>Zimbabwe
>no more Rhodesia
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>>151966958
Learn to limit yourself. Anything is easy to beat if you field only elite units. Also, state troopers are quite good if you get the red skills for them.
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>>151967168
Bantu. Virtually everywhere in the picture was inhabited by a people prior to the Bantu whom they virtually exterminated upon migration in the early centuries AD.
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>>151966958
Here's a fucking suggestion...just dont FUCKING TAKE the "Gay demigriphys."
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>>151967482
I already limit myself by never using demi-gryphs but the fact is that you handicap yourself by taking arty units.
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>>151967607
I had a pike-and-shot army that consisted solely of halberdiers, gunners and cannons which worked well against everything other than Chaos.
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>>151967518
>Demi-gryph cuck triggered

I mainly use a bunch of state troopers, artillery and some knights but what I'm complaining about is how bad nearly all empire units are.
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>>151967607
You just don't know how to use artillery. After the helblaster and luminark buff all the empire arty is worth it.
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>>151967712
But the fact is that you would do even better by taking demi-gryphs over artillery.
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>>151967880
>not steam tanks
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>>151967880
I would have done even better having 19 demigryphs over literally any other army composition. Maybe 19 steam tanks would be better.
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>>151967750
I use Empire Swordsmen late-game on Very Hard, and they still do there job. Dont even use Demi's (Mix of Reiksguard, and Empire Knights). I'm fine. Maybe you just suck at the game?
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>>151967801
A demi-gryph unit will still be a better choice due to their mobility, killing power and health pool. Great cannons are still bad at killing large monsters such as giants or dragons. A couple of handgunners will do the job if not better.
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>>151968089
Read the posts idiot. I'm not complaining that I cannot win with state troopers and arty. I'm saying that they're not as good as they should be.
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>>151905252
I would, but only becuz middenland is awesome.

>>151906598
I want to join vampire-chan as Khalida's alve....
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>>151967503
Where can i read about this? I´ve always been intrested in history, all of it, but I have to admit my knowledge of African history (besides north) is really bad.
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>>151968090
>muh demi gryphs are better
Of course the most elite unit a faction has is the best choice for a slot if you can afford it. This applies everywhere. Are you retarded or something?
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>>151968090
>Great cannons are still bad at killing large monsters such as giants or dragons
>or dragons
?
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>>151968373
Zombie dragons and chaos dragons, presumably
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>>151967880
In real life the Russians would've obliterated the Germans if they were using top-tier weapons and armor and cutting-edge tanks by the ten thousands. The reason they didn't is because they didn't have the cash. Same shit here.
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>>151965714
>>151966137
Manny is a shit talker, pathetic when he loses but fucking great when he lives up to it. Just git good like in the trailer and the autism smug is great when BTFOing the empire and chaos.
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>>151968307
Encyclopædia Britannica and Wikipedia are easily accessible and well-cited.
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>>151968090
>Great cannons are still bad at killing large monsters such as giants or dragons.
The fuck? How dare you lack faith in the blessed cannons of Sigmar?
No but really, I usually have atleast 4 units of artillery in my armies. They are really worth it. Also I´ve never experienced that Great Cannons are bad against giants, they do their job.
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>>151968262
>>151968262
You just dont know anything about warhammer then. MOST statetroopers fucking suck, unless your a wealthy province like Reikland that can afford to train, and equip there soldiers. Even then, they'll get there ass whpped by Chaos Warriors, Dwarf Infantry, and basically everything else. State soldiers HAVE ALWAYS been used simply to hold the line, while other Empire units attacked the rear or flanks (Like Empire Knights or Greatsword units) The Empire's strength is its versatility. It has good options for everything, but isn't great at anything. This is also reflected in the art

Luminark is used for single targets, like heros or monsters

Hellstorm batteries are for cheap, massed infatry.

Great Canons are in between.

Mortars are weaker then all, but very longed ranger, and dont require line of sight.

You clearly know nothing about Warhammer, so just shut up
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>>151968547
What do the Vamps think of Chaos anyway? Seems like they'd be against it.
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>>151968425
ah shit yeah i forgot about them.
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>>151968927
>The Empire's strength is its versatility. It has good options for everything, but isn't great at anything
literally every human faction in fantasy or sci-fi
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>>151969047
They are against it, mostly for selfish reasons though, including "we cant raise shit if chaos fucks it all up", thats why they ally themselves with the rest of the "good" races and even accept Nagash as their ruler. Until manny goes full sperg and fucks everything up
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>>151969047
Vamps individually probably have mixed opinions because "muh power" but their souls are basically cut off from the warp so they're not too useful to the chaos gods. Kemmler is notably a chaos servant technically despite being in the VC faction (he's not dead, either, so necromancers may be predisposed to chaos a bit more for the above 'power' reasons, plus magic)
Nagash's main goal was to turn everyone into skeletons and starve chaos out, so he could take control of the world entirely, so the other undead tend to follow along
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>>151969250
Vamps have some good people though, like Aborash, and Vlad.
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>>151969584
Yes but they are few and far between, and Vlad is dead at the time the game takes place. he comes back and assumes command during the end times with Nagash (very grudgingly to be honest) . Even Manfred was somewhat decent for a while until he fucked everything up Thanks GW writing team
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>>151968262
>I'm saying that they're not as good as they should be.
How good should they be?

Gors are
M5 WS4 BS3 S3 T4 W1 I3 A1 L7
Swordsmen are
M4 WS4 BS3 S3 T3 W1 I3 A1 L7 (they get an extra WS for the sword)
Gors have the edge.

In game the shielded gors vs swordsmen: gors have slightly more speed and a miniscule edge in charge bonus, same defense and weapon strength, less armor (bit more health), less attack.

What's your problem? That state troops aren't completely wrecking gors 1v1? That's not what they're supposed to be like, mate.
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>>151958937
its ok, you only have to pay another extra 30 bucks to play the other 2 factions

You also get an extra mini campaign with it! How cool is that!!?
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>>151959026

I have 250 hours in it, and I generally don't play TW games for more than 50-80.

I'm also a huge Warhammer faggot so that's obviously something to take into consideration.

>>151959103
>>151959153
>>151959670

Well, they could back a few editions and add stuff like squires, retainers and those not-Robin Hood guys. Could easily fill out the roster.
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>>151969047
Yeah basically they don't need it, they already have immortality, superhuman strength and can learn magic without care. There's not really anything they can gain from serving chaos that they can't just go and achieve themselves.
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If they are going to use an already way outdated army book for Bretonnia they might as well just go back one edition to get some more units.
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>>151971101
I almost guarantee you they're aren't going to do that. The whole game is probably based around a barebones outline of 8th edition. Or in the Brets' case, 6th.
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>>151972745
> swarm units
That doesn't seem to be with Bretonnia's theme at all. What gives? I wouldn't mind unicorn mounts or truffle hounds.
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>>151972971
>What gives?
Fey magic, ain't gotta explain shit.
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>>151972745
This would make the roster much better. Swarms should be just summoned by magic if they're gonna be in.
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>>151972971
The damsels summon friendly wildlife to help defeat the monstrous and unnatural foe. 10 leadership makes for a nice unit to bog things down with.
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>>151973186
That would actually boost up the Bretonnian rooster a bit
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>>151973282
>>151973186
>>151972971
Are there any units from lore that they could use?
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Why bother to play the fucking Brets, when the Empire Knights are a thousand times better then there pussy ones?
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>bretonnia is supposed to be a cavalry heavy faction
>like 5/8 of their units are cavalry
>each of them still get outclassed by blood knights, a unit belonging to a faction that isn't based around cavalry

nice lady lmao
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>>151973672
And Chaos Knights shit all over your Empire knights. So go and suck Archaon's dick.
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>>151973852
Hopefully Bretonnia's roster gets buffed as well as completed when they are released
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>>151974035
Suck the Reikmarshals armored cock
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>>151973852
No update for over a decade will do that
And blood knights should probably have a bonus versus monsters rather than cavalry
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>>151974394
Magnus was the last good emperor.
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>>151968373
>discussing artillery
>posts James III instead of James II, who literally died in an artillery accident

You had one job, Caledonianon.
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>>151921039
i love you from the bottom of my heart
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What should I aim for in a beastmen army? I know ungor of all kind are shit and to avoid them, and that Minotaurs are great, but that's about it.
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Has there even been a single % reduction sale since release? That price is way too steep in oil money, and even the dlc's is priced like a bigger indie game alone.
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>>151965062
You can't be serious, stop shilling that shit game.

>>151959463
>Still cheaper than tabletop
Yeah... that justifies it.
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>>151958937
I like that they brought back the old ETW campaign selection screen.
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>>151959958
>>151960116
>>151959824
Keep him mind that hist game fans have different preferences in time periods so the bottom line is that 60% of the general still prefers history games and a big chunk of that 40% are newfags.
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>>151975154
Go back to lurking on the steam forum goblin. Its clear your in the tiny minority.
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>>151975286
>him mind
in mind*

>>151975347
Clearly, I'm not.>>151959824
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>>151974975
1 Gorebull, 1 bray shaman for savage dominion, 1 Khazrak, 6-8 bestigors, 2-3 cavalry units (centigors, razorgor chariots), the rest Minotaurs.

Bestigors for sieging walls and to distract shittier enemy units on the field while minotaurs clean up, razorgor chariots for destroy enemy lines and formations on the initial charge, centigors for vanguard flanking, gorebull for the 20% missile resistance buff, bray shaman with savage dominion for a cygor so you don't have to move towards the enemy.

Never give Khazrak a chariot. He's much worse with one. He can be the most powerful LL in the game with the correct items and giving him a chariot caps his melee defense, melee attack and melee strength. Give one to your bray shaman so he can get around quicker and cast spells easier.
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What faction should I play?

I'm playing BC 2.4
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>>151975004
You won't see any sales until December at the earliest. Buy from a key vendor if you want it cheaper before then.
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>>151975489
Khazrak chariot is pretty fun, desu
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>>151974663
i just like posting his face because of how fucked up and confused he looks
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>>151975838
This. You're gonna be microing him anyway, and it's fun as fuck to rack up the kills by cycle charging through formations with 170 charge bonus.
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>>151975286
that's one perspective. another perspective is that out of 10 total war games only 1 is fantasy and yet has 40% of /twg/ thinking it's the best game.
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>>151975680
>>151958937
Medieval 2 > Warscape shit
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>>151972745
>frogs
>scorpions
>fucking unicorns
wow

Bretonnia is already my favorite faction in the game with it's limited roster. At this point everything is candy to me.
also more knights and longbow men pls
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>>151976429
Some part of those 40% are likely to be newcomers though. Only people who've played a majority of the games should be allowed to vote.
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>>151975982
>claims to enjoy posting Stewart monarchs' with fucked up faces
>not posting James II "the Fiery Face" of Scotland (so named for a prominent birth mark)

smhtbqhwyfam
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>>151976429
Its the most distinct.
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>>151976735
Yeah, it's a pretty pointless poll purely because of that. If it was more of a survey (which of these TW games have you played, which is your favourite, how long have you been playing TW) then it'd be much more useful information.
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>>151976735
http://strawpoll.de/72ggc31
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>>151977141
Obviously not perfect or overly accurate, but this should give a general idea of who has played what.
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>>151976735
I'd bet most of the anons in this thread posting started off with Rome.
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>>151977141
https://strawpoll.de/7779dcb
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>>151977438
Certainly applies to me. Started with Rome and played every game after that, played M2 + expansions the most, favorite is S2 (provided that FotS is included).
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>>151977746
http://strawpoll.de/4f5dgba
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>>151976763
why do you know so much about Stuart monarchs?
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>>151977438

I started in 2010 or so with Rome, Med2, Empire, Rome2, then Warhammer. Warhammer reinvigorated the series for me after the abortion that was Rome 2. Haven't touched Attila yet, but /twg/ say it's one of the best.

Rome 2: Emperor is pretty good, but the economy is rather simple. Playing Egypt and everything is just "Build water god temples, build Amon-Zeus temples, build trade harbours everywhere". It's pretty effortless and is just as bad (imo) as Warhammer's "build growth building, build money building, build whatever else you want in minor settlements".

The battles in Rome 2 are much better in some ways than Warhammer. Units are much faster, cavalry actually feels like a fast unit. Seeing ranged units being able to kill other ranged units is really nice, too. Warhammer has really good charges, especially shock cavalry. Heavy units actually feel heavy in it.
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>>151978108
>being that lonely Shogun vote
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>>151978757
>tfw lonely Med 1 vote
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>>151979367
>http://www.survey-maker.com/Qundefined
You havin' a giggle mate?

>>151979408
Old people like us have it hard.
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trying to complete a very hard campaign for each faction

done so far: Empire, Greenskins, Beastmen

need to do: dwarves, chaos shitters, Vampires

which one should I do first? dwarves? been avoiding playing dwarves since I fucking hate fighting them.
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goo.
gl/
SKHKEm
Possibly fixed
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>>151978108
i did a poll where i got 121 votes and no one voted for shogun or medieval, the fuck

http://www.strawpoll.me/10978059
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>>151980273
Yours was which they thought best, mine was their favourite
This survey >>151980249 has both questions
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>>151980273
That poll is which was your first, not favourite.
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>>151979882
Dwarfs early game is quite hard and the campaign is rather lacklustre since it's just fighting orcs for the majority of the campaign while confederating other dwarfs. Their units are fun, though.

Chaos is pretty much the same on every difficulty: run around like a retard avoiding doomstacks while making money and making your horde bigger then curbstomping the entire game with OP units.

Vampires are pretty fun. Lots of enemies to fight, dwarfs, sometimes Orcs, humans, vampires. There's lots of waiting in the campaign because of the Vampiric corruption mechanic which can take a long time to spread to nearby settlements. If you don't wait, you'll have to deal with shitloads of negative public order and constant rebellions.

On scales of 1-5, 1 being aggravating/tedious and 5 being fun and enjoyable, I'd say:

Dwarfs: 3
Chaos: -1
Vampires: 2
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>>151976429
Because they prefer fantasy? If there were other fantasy games it would be more split too. That's a terrible perspective.
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>be /gsg/er
>nothing but shitposting and off topic discussion 24/7
>come here
>video games being discussed 24/7

i think i found my new home
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>>151980691
>video games being discussed 24/7
You just missed whole threads of shitposting, lad.
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>>151980691
Story of my life
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>>151980691

you should compare fallout general vs elder scrolls general. for being virtually the same fanbase, the generals are radically different. it's crazy.
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>>151980804
I've been here for the past few days now. The minor shitposting outbreaks here are nothing compared to the constant shitposting and week long drama on /gsg/.
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>>151980691
Right? It's fantastic
Even the off-topic is still interesting

>>151980804
You don't know what shitposting is until you've been to /gsg/
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so what's the time table for regiments of renown? a few weeks?
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>>151980928
>compared to the constant shitposting and week long drama on /gsg/
I'll give you that.

>>151980953
>You don't know what shitposting is until you've been to /gsg/
Been there, left too quick to buy the T-shirt.
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>>151937237
who gives a shit what you think retard
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>>151980986
Less than two weeks, I'd say. Gotta come out this month.
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>>151972745
Unicorn knights would be sweet
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>>151980621
that's literally how no one operates. not a single person would have voted for warhammer solely on the principle that it's fantasy, rather that it's the superior game. the fact it's fantasy only adds a lot of better mechanics because it fits total war much better.
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Why did they change armies to general lead only?

Warhammer would have been amazing with the old general system. something where you can never hire new generals, you could only promote somebody from a unit that got an insane number of kills during a battle, or from a heroic victory or something, and other than that you just designate a captain from your units as a banner basically, and they get a minor morale boosting aura from it.

I just want an army lead by a giant, or a steam tank or something fun like that.
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>>151980249
Interesting
Wish I had more results though
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>>151981721
Setting aside and only focusing on the gameplay, it's the mechanically worst TW since Empire.
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>>151981793
historyfags btfo
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Is there a better unit in existence?
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>>151981863
How the fuck? He's comparing it to fucking Med 2... a TEN year old game.
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>>151981793
History is inferior to fantasy.
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>>151981847
I agree to some extent. However these things aren't linked to the fact it's fantasy. Things inherent to fantasy - namely magic, monsters, heroes and different races - all suit Total War much better than games which have an innate lack of those things.
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>>151981980
Iron shield pikemen
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>>151982001
Don't take the bait, who knows where it's been.
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>>151981980

I can think of a few.
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>>151982001
The question is which is the best game, and the answers can be any TW game. Just so happens only four people answered.
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>>151981980
>>
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>>151981863
just wait till Medieval III. Warhammer will be absolutely BTFO
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>>151981863
YOU FAGS COME IN HERE, HIJACK OUR GENERAL AND THEN HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SAY WE NEVER BELONGED HERE

GO FUCK YOURSELF
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Knights of the Blazing Sun when????
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>play vc
>beat army with regiment of renown
>can raise the regiment as a vampiric version of them

Do you think that's why they haven't stated who the other faction is? One can dream. Dunno how a vc artilley would work though.
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>>151982878
> all factions use the same reskinned units
> no difference in characters except Mooslim factions w/ DLC
> will probably be plagued with optimization issues
> no guns
> no gobbos
> not even any free Pontus
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>>151983192
Tomorrow, in the regiments of renown anouncement

you heard it here first :^)
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do you like sex?
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How do you win as Chaos in multiplayer? Seems hard to do
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Does Shogun 2 FotS have bolt action rifles?
What's the most advanced rifle it has?
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>>151982871
>5 Respondents
>In a community of 150+ people.
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>>151983762
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Total_War:_Shogun_2#Total_War:_Shogun_2_.E2.80.94_Fall_of_the_Samurai
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who are the canon 'winners' of shogun? I have next to no knowledge of Japan. Shogun 2 is really cool so far.
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>>151984021
Trying to get more, but nobody's doing it unfortunately.
Obviously it's not ready to be taken seriously.
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>>151984059
Tokugawa I think
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>>151984059
Tokugawa
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>>151983762
It has the Chassepot which is a bolt-action, as well as a few other repeaters and breech-loaders.
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>>151984117
An anon did a survey a while back and it got a couple hundred people replying to it.

Granted, that was back during the golden age of Pontus memes and Chinese tripfags.
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>>151984059
The Tokugawas ruled for centuries after Shogun 2's war.
In FotS canonically the shogunate forces lost.
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>>151982878
>Med III
>not Pike & Shot
>not Victoria

wherever i am, i must also form tercios
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>>151980249
>>151982871
I'll link again in an hour or so. Hopefully I get a few more responses.
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>>151984059
>Short Campaign
Oda
>Long Campaign
Tokugawa
>FOTS
Satsuma
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>>151983192
Do these fabulous niggas also come dismounted? Can we get a fucking dismount, button CA?
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>>151983762
>What's the most advanced rifle it has?
I think the Spencer repeating rifle is the most advanced.
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>>151984330
>Wanting Bore & Yawn Total War
Gee, watching lines of riflemen trading shots! the true meaning of strategy!
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>>151984528
>Can we get a fucking dismount, button CA?
Do you have any idea how much that would cost?
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>>151984326
>>151984193
>>151984125

Alright, thanks anons.

Is the FotS story alternate history? Like, did Europeans actually invade and force Japan to modernize or adapt/change its government type?
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>>151984654
>Is the FotS story alternate history?
What? No. It's the Boshin war, look it up.
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>>151984643
around 0.7 Charlemagnes?
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>>151984654
no that never happened but in the late 1800s the muricans sent Matthew C. Perry to put a single boat near them and they forced them to change their entire foreign policy because the japs were pussies
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>>151984654
You're kidding right?

Leading up to the mid 1800's there was a lot of tension in Japan between those who felt that the power of ruling should be returned to the Emperor and those who remained loyal to the Shogunate.

This came to a head when Commodore Perry sailed into Edo bay and told the government of Japan that they would open their ports to foreign trade or he would open fire on them.

The anti-shogun faction united to overthrow the weak Shogunate and return power to the emperor in what was known as the Meiji Restoration.

This was the Boshin War. And After that came the Satsuma rebellion. What the movie The Last Samurai was based on.
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>>151984905
actually i just checked and it was 8 boats but still
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>>151985158
cool
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>>151985164
That was a no-win situation for the Shogunate.
Cave in and show yourself too weak in the face of foreigners... or tell them to fuck off and expose yourself ill equipped to deal with modern, outside threats. Same result but with war added on top.
They chose the first option and attempted damage control but we all know how much good that did them.
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>>151984905
>>151985164
>>151985158
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>>151985775
You forgot about how they were BRACK SHIPPUS
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>>151985775
Nips are inferior to boats.
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>>151985775
Well... that's a lot of boats
>>
Do you guys think Attila is worth the £30? I have £39.99 in my Steam wallet (which I don't consider real money so I don't care about spending it), but I'm kind of on the fence.

If I did, which DLC should I get? I'm not a fan of standalone campaign packs like Caesar in Gaul or Eye for an Eye, but prefer things like more factions in the grand campaign. Viking Forefathers, Slavic Nations, Empires of Sand, Longbeards, and the Celts seem like good ones, but Steam reviews are mixed.

People speak highly of the Age of Charlemagne, but I have no idea what it is beyond a standalone campaign. Is it actually good? How big and long is it compared to R2/Attila's campaign?

Finally, are there any must have mods or good, high quality, well balanced ones that aren't Radious tier?
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>>151986398
http://thepiratebeach.eu/torrent/11857170/Total%20War:%20Attila%20(MULTI9,%20v1.5.0.8856%20MULTI9%20+%207%20DLCs)%20[FitGirl%20Repack,%20Selective%20Download%20-%20from%208.7%20GB]
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>>151982079
>Things inherent to fantasy - namely magic, monsters, heroes and different races - all suit Total War much better than games which have an innate lack of those things.

"No"
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>>151983396
>Anime posting
>Fantasyfag
Well... colour me surprised...
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>>151987068
History > fantasy
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>>151986398
>Steam reviews are mixed.
Like Warhammer there were some technical problems at launch with optimization and such. Don't listen to Steam reviews. The community there is retarded. Attila is the best total war. Most people here would agree with that too. Also, AoC is probably my favourite DLC of any total war so you can't go wrong there.
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>>151986914
i don't know if you're ironically juxtaposing the anti-fantasy side of the argument to mine or actually disagree lazily
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>>151986398
Do you have a stronk komputer?
yes.

Do you have a shit komputer?
nah.
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>>151987256
Total war went 16 years without fantasy and has done great. You're either new or a delusional fantasyfag if you honestly believe that.
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What kind of specs do I need to play the latest TW games at relatively high settings?
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>>151988128
I have a i5 3570k OC'd to 4.20 GHz and an MSI Twin Frozr 770 OC edition and I run everything except Attila at max with good FPS.
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>>151988128
My 970 struggles to stay >50 on highest settings with lowered shadows on Warhammer. Most FPS drops are caused by vegetation and trees, which can be turned down/hidden. It gets worse if you download a camera mod that allows you to zoom in more, which knocks me down to about 4-6 fps. Rome 2 is constant 60 unless I rapidly scroll across the map which causes load-time FPS drops.
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Does the empires great cannon shoot over or through friendly units?
I'm about to fuck up manfred but he's rolling around with a couple nasty monsters
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>>151988457
>over
only if the target is far away or it's a very big monster
>through friendly units?
it can if you man it yourself in first person (press K?)

Point-blank shooting a Crypt Horror in the face is oddly satisfying
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>>151988457
just get 19 demigryphs (halberds) anon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EnZ_6lcPpQ

This right here lads

This is it

Nostalgia Isolate.
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>>151988646
Thanks
>>151988932
Its early game and I rushed Artillery
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>>151987462
are you denying that a game with magic, monsters, heroes and different races is superior to a game without, considering all other factors are controlled?
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>>151989614
>are you denying that a game with magic, monsters, heroes and different races is superior to a game without
Are you telling me that Dragon Age 2 is superior to Total War Attila?
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>>151989945
>considering all other factors are controlled?
'other factors' obviously including it actually being a total war game
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>>151989945
Did you fail grade 4 science or something? He said all other factors controlled
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>>151990139
Well not all other factors are the same between Warhammer and the older titles so it's a silly question.
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>>151990218
you are intentionally making the point awkward. the fact is things that cannot be part of a historical total war game work really really well in total war games. there are some issues in their implementation - magic for example - but no issues towards their actual existence. they improve the experience. fantasy is simply a much better medium than history for total war games, although people who find fictional settings more interesting than historical ones are legit autismos. still doesn't change the fact that dragons and giants and minotaurs and fireballs and heroes and dwarfs and vampires and orcs all improve the experience of the game and can never feature in a historical total war game.
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>>151981980
Gorebull would roll and they would be fucked.

Also Wind of Death>Macedonians
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>>151989614
Don't even bother replying, hes just baiting.
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>>151982878
With the sales they are getting, I suspect it will be 40k before another historical one.

I would like total war: Democratic Republic of Congo though.
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>>151990601
>the fact is things that cannot be part of a historical total war game work really really well in total war games.
But they don't make a total war game inherently "better".
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>>151990763
I kind of hope they add in the pike units to warhams.

Just so we can see what happens to a roid bull jumping into a wall of spears.
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>>151990915
>would you like to play this game with all these cool features
>or this game with none of those features and none of its own unique features
..hm...
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You know, in Total Warhammer, I was kinda wishing there could be some passie magic uses. Like, say, effects on the overworld map. Using some spell as chaos that fucked shit up and caused blood rain that caused corruption for a turn or a few. You know?
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>>151990973
Aren't the only true pike units in warhammer part of the dogs of war?

>>151991138
Play dominions if you want that kind of stuff.
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Why does Rome 2 look like shit? Shogun 2 ran and looked better, and Warhammer looks a lot better
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Three times in a row Shogun 2 FotS has crashed when I shot a corvette in battle. I think I saw it explode just before it crashed. Anybody else have that problem?
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>>151967503
>tfw no one remembers how the Numic murdered everyone in the Great Basin and beyond, basically becoming the Norscans of North America
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>>151991234
I remember seeing a quote on the loading screen about Kurgan tribes or something from an 'Empire Pikeman,' but yes, there are quite a few famous mercenary pike regiments of renown.
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>>151991125
>I don't care for heroes soloing hundreds of soldiers nor do I care for magic.
>Least of all do I care for "streamlined" tactical and political options.
Hmm indeed.
Don't be a fag, I like the TWW but it is not objectively superior in all aspects to other titles.
>>
>>151991245
>Why does Rome 2 look like shit?
I mostly blame the colour filters.
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>>151990889
>total war: modern africa never

>you will never hire child soldiers
>you will never upgrade your minor settlements past mud huts
>you will never marry your generals to 7 year olds
>you will never field soldiers wielding a sword and ak-47
>you will never poach rhinos, elephants and tigers to sell to the chinese
>you will never use child labor to extract "rare" diamonds to sell to stupid europoors and americucks

why live, /twg/?
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>>151991526
>it is not objectively superior in all aspects to other titles.

Good thing I never said that
>>
Total War: Mars Colony Revolt never :(
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>>151992005
Right, my bad.
But you're still discounting the fact that those "cool" features are only going to make the game better for you if you actually care for them, see first line.
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>no total war: total war

I just want to see Atilla fight off swarms of zombie dogs and bats.
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>>151991908
You forgot:
>raping women and children to decrease enemy morale
>destroying crops and killing farms so that everyone starve, including you
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>Total War: Alaric never

it just aint right
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If CA did a historical TW between 1500-600 or so BC, what empires would there be? All I can think of are Persia, Babylon, Egypt, Greek states, Assyria and the Hittites, plus the countless other shitters who have a single sentence page on wikipedia.

Do you think they'd ever do that, or was warfare just too similar to around 200BC-200AD for it to be worth doing?
>>
Any good campaign reposts?
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>>151992194
Well this is all opinion based now but id imagine the vast majority of people think these things are good or at least like their addition. Look at mods whicj remove heroes and mods which remove magic and assuming they even exist I bet they have very few subscribers.
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>>151992650
Armies would just be disorganized mobs compared to the other games, with chariots reigning supreme.
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>>151992724
>the vast majority of people think these things are good
Do not appeal to popularity, or I will have to assume you like Bieber over throat singing.
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>>151992623
So... total war Attila? Because he's a faction leader in the game.
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I'm telling you guys, Total War: Southeast Asia would be brilliant. So many empires and wars and every now and then the Chinese invade.
>>
Total War: Total War when?
>>
Total War: New Thread when?
>>
>>151993475
It would be and I would like to see it happen.
It won't though. Find something more popular.
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>>151993475
>total war: southeast asia
>"some folks are born" starts playing
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>>151990812
No... i'm not
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>>151905036
rollan
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>>151994049
When did the Fortunate Son being referred to as "some folks are born" meme start?
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>>151994049
It's called "Meme: No senators son" you retard.
>>
Do savage orc boar boy big'uns not have a bonus vs large? it says they have bigger & 'arder but the damage doesnt show a large bonus like their non savage version
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>>151994536
/tv/ taking the piss out of movie cliches.

>vietnam movie
>"It Ain't Me" starts playing

Obviously It Ain't Me is Fortunate Son. It, like every other meme, spirals into greater idiocy with time.
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>>151994536
Actually the proper meme is calling it "it ain't me". And it's /tv/s fault unless I'm mistaken.
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If Sigvald the Magnificant had no hair, he'd be
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>>151991908
That actually sounds awesome.

Is there any games like that? Besides MGSV
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>>151995057
Sigbald the Mediocre, of course.
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>>151995057
Sigvald the Wignificant
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>>151994049
Total War: Vietnam when?
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>>151995309
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>>151991234
I'm not sure about the 8th edition book but I'm sure the Empire used to have a Pike unit as well. Like Empire spears were pretty much just pikes.
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>>151996558
>>151996558
>>151996558
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>>151991908
>tfw ebola event
>eating your victims hearts
>play as the "government"
>"fluid coup gameplay"
>civilians running through every battle
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>>151995568
>all skirmishers
>all ambushes all the time
>half your units lay down behind a log and fire randomly crying for their mother
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>>151997263
lol
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>>151997263
If they had Red Orchestra tier voice acting I'd be afraid to play it.
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>>151997428
>tfw you peek around a doorway and catch a round to the arm, so you blindly spray the room with your mp40
>tfw you get to listen to the poor gutshot soviet conscript crying for his mother
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>>151997428
Is that in a good or a bad way?
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>>151997762
It's PTSD inducing. I'm convinced they actually tortured the voice actors.
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>>151997762
Judge for yourself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDaRiyx9fYQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz3SE0pzdc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldNSMnEeKio
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>>151997936
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz3SE0pzdc
>15:56
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>>151997831
>>151997936
Oh no I actually play and love the game, I was just wondering if that was said in a positive or negative way. I totally agree though. I got shot once as a kraut and I started whimpering and trying to yell "Hilfe mir, bitte!" and it damn near broke my heart.
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>>151995989
saved, thank you anon
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