/owg/ - Overwatch General

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apologize

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hana song

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Tracer is for cuddling

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>>151894401
Post healslut

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Don't boop that bastion
Don't sing Hana A song
Don't shock that genji
Don't ride the dragon to long
Don't step in the trap just because junkrat is taking a nap
Don't drop the beat while lucio is in the sack
Don't wake mcree when he is counting sheep
Don't melt that mei she is trying to sleep!
Don't wake my daughter unless you plan to ask for Mercy today
Don't blow onto gabriel or his smoke will dissipate
Don't shake jack or he's bound to cause trouble
Don't whisper to rein or I will be cleaning up all the rubble
Don't tell hog that Australia is no more
Don't bother symmetra she can really snore
Don't you unleash that molten core
Don't shout cheers because Lena is on the floor
Don't call athena while winston is getting his rest
Don't go to widow right now or she wont look her best
Don't disturb Zarya shes acquiring her gains
Don't ship off Zenyatta hes just trying to attain!
Its bed time /owg/

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Post yfw "Tactical necessity"

I JUST WANT THE WEIGHTLIFTER ZARYA SKIN

I WANT IT

>>151894520
No, go suck a dildo

m8s I'm rank 52 is that average or bad?

>>151894520
I dont have any pictures of you though

ITS HIGH NOON!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_Jg2MZexkA

>meta as fuck team comp
>lose horribly
>crazy team comp with "unusable" heroes
>win easily

>>151894612
bad

If i drop from 65 I still get the 300 points right

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First for incest.

>>151894572
I have both of them
on PS4

Anyone else getting terrible connections errors all of a sudden?

>>151894673
see you in 3 days

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>>151894561

>>151894572
We have a few more days. Let's try our best.

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>>151894520

>>151894572
arctic is better anyways

>>151894712
WAKE UP JEFF

>>151894647
why do you care about picks when you're in a low rating?

>>151894712
WAKE UP JEFF

>>151894647
>Nepal
>3 stack all goes Bastion
>other 2 people go offense
>think to myself "no way in hell I'm going a healer in this"
>go reinhardt
>babysit the retards to victory

>>151894717
I have been on PS4, thought my provider was just being shit.
>>151894673
Too light, both are darker

>>151894659
FUCK

I literally lost every game where someone picked mercy, I probably got revived by mercy once in 4 matches

fuck mercy players

>>151894401
I hope sombra has some sort of EMP to hard counter bullshit heroes like zarya and zenyatta. That way blizz could also buff symmetra's shield giving ability without breaking the hero.

>>151894673
That doesn't even make any sense

>>151894612

50 is average.

About 80% of players are in 40-60.

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>>151894667
Yes it counts your highest attained rank of the season, once you get to 65 you can start having fun again.

>>151894750
>big coat and tiny dumb goggles
vs
>red spandex that hugs the curves and a cute ponytail

nyet

>>151894667
Yes. Your Highest Rank is saved as just that.

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>>151894673
This isn't even good porn.

>>151894712
JEFF WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU NUMBER 50 LOVING KEK

>5 attackers on attack
>Accept we're going to lose and pick healer
>We win
I'll never understand that, going along with their memes instead of fighting it works out better

>>151894770

Even low rank teams bully over picks.

Need to grind 60 to 65 and I'm going to do it solo

How fucked am I?

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>>151894561

>>151894717 here
Just had a "Travelling to Numbani" screen that still played the Route 66 music

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>>151894470
fareeha amari

>>151895013
Just try to pick an offense hero or any tank but Reinhardt and just grind it out. Shouldn't be too hard if you're not retarded.

>tfw discord 2-shotting people as zenyatta
is there anything more satisfying?

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>tfw hear Genji complaining
>"Payload has stopped, and here I thought we had a plan..." with a soft voice

;_;
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=61Odj2pGuSI

>>151895114
So far I've been stuck with Lucio almost every single game. Maybe I'm being too passive and just need to grab an attacker before some Genji "main" can fuck us over

What actually happens to competitive play when season 1 ends, is it quick play only for a couple weeks?

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>>151895103
Little Fareeha

>tfw got so tilted that I deranked to 38
>my team reported me for giving up and afk'ing

>>151895013
Play a character with no competitive viability for the greatest ranking gains. Winning as, say, Torbjorn will give you more shit than winning as Genji or Zenyatta.

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/fit/reeha

>>151895192
He says it sarcastically, not in a sad way
Also
>that classic Naruto music
Still gets me a lil man
>>151895153
Thank fuck he's getting nerfed, I used to live Zen, but now...

>>151895261
>Couple weeks
You wish. Months.

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Why the fuvk does it take An Eternity To respawn????? I swear this game makes me rage so much, I felt dizziness and stomach pain when I got mad at it today, i swear man its making me pissed in new ways

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Do you guys think they will buff the defense heroes for next season or nerf the offense heros?

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Imagine how much better this game would be without ultimates

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>>151895192
Genji, you shut your nip mouth, you're not even going to help push

>>151895224
When let yourself get cucked by GenjiNarutofan and then regret it when he is dies 1v6 the entire game. Just instalock that shit

>all this art with limbs on pharah
lmao waifufags are delusional

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>>151895425
Neither.
Kaplan doesn't want to tweak the Defense heroes to be viable beyond cheesing sub-Platinum players because he's a beta cuck who's afraid of hurting the bad player's feelings.

>>151895431
>tfw I play a character that doesn't even have an ult
i guess it'd be an improvement

>>151894712
Nah we need a genji buff. Fuck this

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>Tracer and Widow are dating
>Tracer slowly realizes that Widow will never become Amelie ever again
>Tracer brakes up with Widow once and for all
>Tracer marries a man and starts a family
>One day there is a car accident which kills her husband and child
>Tracer gets home from the funeral
>Package on the doorstep
>Inside is the car's break wires
>With a single white card with a purple kiss mark on it

I did not know how much I wanted this till just now.

>>151895386
Thought it was early September for season 2, are they gonna delay it or what

>>151895192
>>151895383
>tfw Lucio says "Look at this team! Were going to do great!"
>The team composition is garbage

that line is great because Lucio's tone sounds both sincere and sarcastic

>Trying to play Quick Play because no friends online for comp
>Two Widowmakers and a 76 on offense
>No healers

Send help.

>>151895410
tab out and fire off some knucklebabies while you wait, the tray icon flashes when you respawn. i'm sure 10 seconds is enough time, virgin

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>>151895542

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>>151895523

>>151895521
t. SR 45 genji main

>>151895617

>me ooga team booga

git gud

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>>151894837
>finally hit 60 to gurantee my golden wep

I immediately lost my next match and dropped to 59, but I don't care anymore. Golden balls here I come

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Shhhh Tracer is sleeping.

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SOMEONE WAKE ME FROM THIS NIGHTMARE

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>lose
>lose
>lose
>flanker main wants me off hog
>i go zenyatta
>the team is getting REKT by dva
>literally overflowing with HATE at this god awful genji on my team
>switch to hog
>anytime genji speaks in voice chat I just start laughing
>hook dva and fill her to the brim with scrap
>hook zarya and pump her once, wait and then pump her again
>lucio goes junkrat and he is like arabic or something because he keeps shouting MY FRIEND MY FRIEND COME MY FRIEND WE HAVE A PAYLOAD TO POOOOOOOSH
>genji is doing that thing where you just talk to yourself really angry
>poosh he says! he wants to pooosh the payload with roadhog as junkrat! My supports want to poosh!
>my zarya goes mei
>my mcree goes dva
>genji is LOSING his mind
>me and junkrat have a combo
>I hook, he blows up his mine mid hook, and then slap grenade into the enemy
>WE ARE DOING IT MY FRIEND
>LET US POOOOOOOOOOOSH
>mfw victory with no support at 65
>mfw voice is completely gone from laughing

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>>151895521

>we need a genji buff

>>151895681
>100+ comp wins and only rank 60

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>>151894673

>>151895431
Imagine the game with limited ammo and ammo pick ups.

>>151895383
Sounds pretty sad and disappointed to me tbqh

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f_nkDqmPD1A
@4:54

>>151895681

You need 65 to get the maximum reward. 60 will only get you 200 points, instead of 300.

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>>151895703
I want to go down on that so fucking bad.

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>>151895542
Lucio is the nicest man in Overwatch.
Impossible to hate him.

>>151895709

Means nothing.

D.Va can tag them with a single pellet and it counts.

So are they increasing the cost of guns to 3000 since all our points are being multiplied by 10?

>>151895856
>implying I didn't have gold damage

>>151895523
>someone actually used my green text from the last thread

Oh gosh, I feel so special.

>>151895103
I thought that was Yuna from FFX

>>151895875
>So are they increasing the cost of guns to 3000 since all our points are being multiplied by 10?
why would they do this?

>>151895643
> virgin
Where do you think we are?

>>151895856
this, get 13k average damage and blocking and colour me somewhat impressed.

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>tracer will never cutely mock you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knD6CqI3t04

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Can someone explain the phenomenon where you unironically just lose non fucking stop in a single session? Is it just tilt or something?

>in a fun lobby
>lobby closes because not enough players after a match
Why does this happen every single time ;_;

>>151895709
Tracer, D.va, Soldier, and Torbjorn kill participations / elims are absolutely meaningless.

>>151894673
Damn someone ripped the Ana model already?

>>151895791
Actually, relistening to it dude sounds passive agressive sarcastic.
Watch out ya'll.

>>151895709
> I did 1 dmg to 46 people

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>>151894996
People have gotten so complacent on defense, thinking they're going to hit 2 healers and a utility that they don't expect the banzai.

>>151895739
I dinged 60 on my 200th comp game actually, haha.

But I had to crawl out of skill level 43 after going 6-4 in my placements.

Going from 53 to 60 was 20 games though. The trench is literally a thing, and yes, its miserable.

>>151895875
>in b4 epic rage when they increase the prices before season rewards are granted and 65s only get 300 toward a 3000 point gun

>>151895875
Yes.
My question is whether or not we'll receive 10 points per win or if they'll change it so you get slightly more points for doing better.

>>151895926
You will gain comp points by losing and getting ties as well, just not as much.

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>>151895853
>fucking someone that is unconscious
Yeah we call that rape anon. That's not cool.

>>151894712
FUCK OFF KIKELAN I HOPE YOU NEVER WAKE UP

So just be out of curiosity, is it normal to get ranked at 42 after doing placement matches for comp, or is that below average?

>>151895979
Nigger its been a whole month

>>151894712
WAKE UP JEFF
also, I think Genji is balanced, but if they want to fix that one bug, they can do it for all I care

>>151895943
I had an 18k damage game with her the other day and still got totally rolled.

The 40s suck.

>>151896109
When we call eachother low teir shitters we're talking about people like you anon, im sorry

What's the line you're sick of hearing the most?

EVER GET THAT FEELING OF DEJA VU?

>>151896109
I did my placements and was put in Rank 50 and I've played 5 matches and I'm now at 55. I'm pretty sure like 55-60 is average, we're probably bad.

>>151896079

>Rape her
>She rewinds
>Rape is undone.

Easy

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>>151896079
I guess I'm a rapist.

>>151896154
Keyword in my post was -average-. 18k in a single game is nothing amazing.

>>151896202
>>151896109
>>151896154
The average is rank 49

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So who's the daddy?

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>>151895948
>Reaper ults point blank in front of Tracer
>Tracer walks through Reaper and takes no damage

????

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I have not gotten a legendary summer skin yet but got three shitty normal legendary skins for Mei, Bastion, and Zarya.

>>151896109

Placement is win rate + something.

I don't think it's possible to get more than 5 from your win rate.

>>151896193

I love that line. The lines I dont like are Pharahs. All of them. Her VA is shit.

>>151896202
50 is the average mate. With how the ranks are distributed moving up to just 54 puts you in about the top third of players I think

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>>151896193
I KNOW THE DOUBTS THAT PLAGUE YOUR MIND

Never again Zen, never again...
(I think you only hear this as a Discorded Genji)

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We /climbin/ boyz

>>151896306
Its probably a native american guy

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>captain amari
>scavenger d.va
>devil mercy

which one should i get
help me out

>>151896064
thank FUCK

now I can just play and not try so hard

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>>151896079
Are you feeling sleepy anon? Maybe you should go to bed

>lose because your team can't handle Bastion/Rein/Torb/Mercy
I want to leave dumpster ranks

Quickplay should be KOTH only. It's the only bareable gamemode because it's basically team deathmatch. Playing payload or points with retards is absolute cancer

>>151896306
It was me. I also POZZED Soldier.

>>151896306
mei
>thinking chinese women exist

What's the best way to git gud and break SR 60 anons?

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>>151896391
Only real men with big balls play Devil Mercy, Anon.

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>Genji's dash now stops the second he hits an oppenent

Jeff, you are a fucking mad man.

>>151896458

HOw about we get more gamemodes. Getting kinda stale playing the 4 gamemodes over and over.

>>151896391
only 1 of the 3 choices given is a useful hero, so that decision should be easy

>>151896508
Thats because Devil/Imp Mercy is a Futa Mercy with huge balls

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>>151896391
Captain Amari>Devil Mercy>Scavenger D.Va

>>151895703
w-who did that to her? :(

>>151896191
thats fine anon.

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>>151896491
>tfw 64 coming out of placement
Beats me. Wish I could help you.

>>151896491
Start off as torbjorn or bastion like half the time on defense, if the enemy is smart switch

It's an idiot test, but if the enemy team fails it's freelo

>>151896545

What kind of new game modes would you like? Personally I have always loved capture the X modes.

>>151896543
source?

>>151896563
Nice

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>>151896563
It should be obvious.
>you will never facefuck your teammate after a win as a reward

>>151896685
A CTF game mode would never work in Overwatch without extreme hero limitations, do you know how much turtling there would be?

>>151896543
That is NOT how anime works

>>151895703
Did the artist use Gene Simmons's tongue as reference art for Tracers snatch?

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sombra in 2 days

>>151895728
>Arab playing Aussie Akbar

Pottry

>>151896880
I want a new D.va skin to waste my coins on

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>Pharah will never have reins genetic charisma

>>151896767
>heroes cannot capture the flag while ulting or under the effects of another character's ult
I think it'd be fine like that.
Mei and Lucio would probably become staple characters.

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>>151895730
You're just not good enough to handle genji.

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>>151896729

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>>151896193
There's one line I keep fucking hearing for some reason. I can't really explain it.

It sounds like a woman moaning. It goes "Awww...*sharp inhale* Uhhhh~!". I don't know what fucking character makes that noise, and I swear I've heard it plenty of times where no one on either team is a female. Line is loud as hell too.

What gives? Does anyone else know what I'm talking about?

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>tfw I will never marry Mercy

>>151896929
>Tracer/Genji grabs the flag
>blinks/dashes around a corner
>a chain of Lucios pumps up the volume
>1-0

>>151896994
maybe someone getting pinned

>>151896923
When I heard about summer skins I thought they would be new skins for all characters and not actual skins related to summer for SOME heroes. I dont know if we'll be getting more skins for everyone along with sombra.

3k credits (would be 4k if I haven't bought mystery man)

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>playing ilios
>this junkrat is fucking my shit up
>kills me for the 5th time on stage 1
>had enough of his bullshit, switch to roadhog
>literally don't even care about the game at that point
>just hunt this roadhog down, hook and kill him
>over and over again
>borderline spawn camping the fucker
>finish the round with 17 eliminations
>at least 10 of them are him
>we win the round
>round 2 starts, pick up right where I left off
>halfway through he calls me out in all chat
>ignore him and keep bullying
>we win
>he starts cussing me out in all chat
feelsgoodman

Does anyone else childishly take early focused fire too personally and spend the rest of the match making that person regret crossing you?

>>151896994
Might be Mercy.

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Edgy Talon skins when?

>>151896880

Won't happen.

>>151896929

>Lucio
>not staple

>>151897021
>Ice Wall coming up
And that's why Mei would be a staple.
This is assuming the flag is in a room and not some wide open space.

In fact, the Defense heroes would actually see some use in more enclosed maps.

>>151895853
She just wake up as soon as you touch her

Then what?

>>151897118
I want Talon Tracer to dominate me!

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how do I stop playing roadhog
he's just so easy to carry with

>>151897064
>tfw finally bought Ribbit for Lucio
>get Selecao in the first box

At least I have all the soccer stuff for Lucio, even his voiceline, no spray though

>>151897198
you play D.va

>>151897150
Genji can always double jump the wall.
Or climb it.
Or slash over it.

actually why the fuck can genji and hanzo climb the ice wall
it's ice
it's slippery
buff plz

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>>151895854
>Impossible to hate Lúcio

>KotH
>Someone actually picks Lúcio other than me for once
>Things are going pretty good
>Suddenly notice the team isn't getting healed even though Lúcio is around
>Turns out Lúcio has been on speed for 90% of the time and only switched to heal himself
Literally why the fuck would you go this? I would have played the guy and not waste anyone's time.

>>151897036
It's not a scream

>>151897137
Well yeah.
He's already a staple but I'm talking about how in that game mode specifically those two characters would be staples.

>>151897157
Hope I'm doing a good enough job for her to let me continue.

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>>151896865

>>151897084
I operate on a 3-strike rule in QP. If someone kills me (and singles me out specifically) 3 times, their game is over. I'm counter picking them and making them leave or live in their spawn room.

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>Play ana on koth.
>Shut down mccree's and roadhogs on a regular basis.
>Play dps on koth
>Nobody pays any attention to the ulting mccree right in front of them.
>two teammates walk into a corner when rip-tire's revving.
I just want to not support once in a while, and based grandma is the only support I actually like playing anyways,

>>151897263
If the flag is in a room, there's a doorway.
If there's a doorway, there's a ceiling.

Also, Tracer touching the flag with all her blinks intact wouldn't be realistic at all.

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>friendly Widowmaker kills the same person three times in a row
>they swap to Widowmaker and wreck us
>peek any corner
>get instantly dinked
>Roadhog shutting down our Winston and constantly destroying Reinhardt's shield

>>151896994

>Awww...*sharp inhale* Uhhhh~!

I have no idea what this is meant to be.

>>151897113

He said even when no female characters are present.

>>151897276
maybe its one of roadhogs voice lines, the laugh one

>>151897198
>you can hook ulting genji
>you can hook dva and pop her mech
>you can hook zarya and pop her skull
>you can hook supports
>you can hook mcree out of his ult
>you can hook lucio who is stalling for time on the point
>you can hook flying mercy
>you can hook zenyatta during his ult
HOG FEVER

>>151897232
last thing I want to get is reaper bmx spray, I dont need any legendary skins

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Amélie has been a bad girl

>>151897459
>you can hook deflecting Genjis and Ice Blocked Meis
why is this allowed

>>151897362
playing healer while Genji is so prominent is the most unfun you can get with this game

I only ever play zenyatta if we need a healer, at least then I have a chance of killing Genji, and make no mistake there's always a Genji.

Lucio and Mercy, as strong as they are, basically get fwip-fwip-fwip-TOH'd off the face of the map and nobody on your team will give a shit.

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>>151897538
>you can hook deflecting Genjis and Ice Blocked Meis

>>151896880
Nah, Sombra on the PTR on the 23rd.

>join a game
>2 min remaining
>3 gengis
>2 mcrees
>ask them why they're being retarded
>hurr this isn't competitive, why should we try to win?

>>151897497
Where's her cock?

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Why is classic Reaper the best Reaper skin?

>team stack on enemy team
>they play very well and stomp us
>team stack is on my team the next match
>they decide to play like retards and try to force some same hero meme team

why does this always happen

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>>151897391
>teammate constantly complaining about Genji
>he butthurtswaps to Genji and fucking murders the enemy team

>>151897263
wet ice is slippery, and even then it's not hard to imagine Hanzo and Genji being able to climb it, being trained in ninja arts (Genji's robo body probably allows him some form of friction to climb walls on any surface due to techno magic, and I believe Hanzo has hooks on his shoes for climbing)

>>151897269
Attack lucio is fun as hell, used to do it when I first started playing him.
Can be surprisingly effective

>>151897538
>see genji deflecting
>jump on top of him and hook him
>see mei ice block
>count out the timer
ROADHOG RIDES AGAIN

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>>151897701
>anything other than el blanco

>>151897626
>see a roadhog comin at you
>hit your defensive button
>the hook comes out
>you're swinging your sword / sitting pretty in an icecube
>yanked over to his face
>your defensive ability is still on cooldown
Obviously it doesn't work if you've been sitting in the thing for half a second first, but the shooter-favoring hit detection will actually negate those defensive abilities. Obviously that shit's unavoidable if that's how they want the hit detection to work, but it shouldn't put the abilities on a cooldown (recognizing that the ability actually fired) if they're not going to process for the main server state.

>yet mccree can roll out of hooks

>>151896994
it's Junkrat
Not kidding

>>151897701
blood and nevermore are both edgier

>>151896193

Mei's smug lines.

They really add insult to injury from her abilities.

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>play comp match
>i add guy because that team was fucking spotless
>we go on win streak
>54 to 57
>KOTH Chingchong tower
>we win 2 rounds
>entire enemy team quits
>except one guy
>add him as pity
>next game we dominate again
>57 to 58, edging to 59
>add two other hombres
>win
>ifeelsoclosetoyourightnowbycalvinharris.mp4
>I can practically taste rank 60's nutsack sweat
>lose one match to an enemy mei
>fuck mei
>2 guys leave, they had to go either way
>lose streak
>back to 57, edging 56

Dreams never do come true

End my misery

>>151897701
I was using green default for a while but recently bought plague doctor. No regrets since new skins arent coming.

>>151897814
Mei is seriously bugged right now
>ice wall falls through the map
>ice block will sometimes not activate
>ice wall will sometimes flat out collapse after its spawned
I wish blizzard cared about the defense hero bugs and the symmetra bugs

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>>151895703
>>151896865
>>151897285
>>151895853

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> begin match
> good team comp
> "player left match. Match is cancelled in 8 seconds

>>151897586
>Mercy, as strong as they are
mercy is the weakest healer hands down right now, there's no reason to play her over Lucio, Ana, or Zen

Lucio is easily the hardest character to kill as genji aside from tracer/another genji, so either you or every team you play with is awful

Ana, eh, never really used her against Genji, but she can put up a fight to be sure

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got em

>Plumber meant to be here at the latest 30mins ago to fix some shit
>he not here and all I want to do is play videogames

>>151897765
He's only effective if you coordinate with your team, and if you coordinate with your team you should be healing more often than not

>>151897934
>altfire going right through frozen enemies' heads
>ice wall will occasionally shove you to the side instead of put you atop it
These two piss me off to no end
Mei is so bugged right now

>>151897934
What's wrong with Symm?

What feels worse on comp KotH maps:

When you lead with 2 points but the enemy takes the next 3 rounds

The enemy team is on the lead with 2 points, you win the next 2 points, but you lose on the last round

>chingchong tower
>run down a genji as winston and zap him to death
>he presses E to deflect when he gets to half life
>it does nothing and he dies
>he does this multiple times when I chase him down throughout the game
>he's got 2 prestige stars
How does someone get over 200 levels and not know that you can't reflect winston's beam?

>>151897992

When I was in university, they used to give 2 week windows for things like this.

>>151898127
She's boring. Her ult is fire and forget. Her 'e' is fire and forget. Her turrets are fire and forget.

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>TFW I wasn't expecting the speed boost

>about to solo queue comp
Who else /madman/ here

>>151896491
Play Zarya and Lucio only

>>151898270
>got to 65 with nothing but solo queues
Placement+3 games, no sweat.

>>151898127
Certain walls on kings row will let you destroy her turrets without having to actually see them. The walls in front of the tour buss for example if you launch explosives at their center you can destroy the turret on the opposite side

>>151898210
he's probably trying to deflect more powerful shots into you

I do that because most winstons can't kill shit without getting below half health even a lone genji

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>>151897690
My bad

>>151898239
>Strafing near the edge of a cliff
>SPEED BOOST
>Accidentally walk off

Th-thanks

>>151898237

I think her shields should be a passive and give her a new fun E.

>>151896994
probably mei's ult

>>151898295
I'm upset that people figured out Zarya is gud because she's the only real counter to my character.

>>151898406
Not even gay, but would lick

>>151897814
I've never pulled a Mei or Genji out of their abilities before, I have seen McCree and Tracer teleport out of the hook though.

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I love Tracer!
She gave me hope that maybe a shitter like me could git gud, when I had almost given up on the game
Thank you Lena! :3

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>>151898239
>walking near an edge
>SPEEDBOOST

>>151897118
I like the one better where the device is implanted into her chest.

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67th BOX WHAT'S INSIDE?

>>151898504
You will almost never see it on your screen due to latency. But the players you're hooking will have seen their abilities fire, get yanked out of them, and be stuck with the cooldown.

I have seen myself in an ice block on a Roadhog's screen during the kill recap twice, though, but this is two instances out of like 100+ times it's happened

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>>151898406

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>>151898406

So, whats the patch for?

>>151898547
tracer doesn't make you good though

if anything she'll make you worse at other heroes because of how easy she is

>>151898629
Bastion voiceline
Dupe emote for a character you never play
Olympic spray and a regular spray

>>151898629
It's the Swiss Mercy skin.

Again.

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>1 day until everyone except me has a gold gun

>>151898629
GREY
GREY DUPLICATE
BLUE
GREY RIO ACCOUNT ICON

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>>151897964

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>>151897725
i want this guy on my team

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so if your team is shit, and refuses to do anything beyond hang back and occasionally be slaughtered, and the enemy team has the common sense to group up and has some modicum of awareness, you just cannot really play genji effectively, right?

>>151898804
>if the other team is better than you genji is shit!!!1
uh, duh?

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>>151898708
>>151898742
>>151898756
FINALLY. I'm so happy right now

Just need weeb genji and tummy tracer now.

why does every single person who posts in this general hold nothing but incorrect opinions about overwatch

>>151898693
Sombra

>>151898127
It's a horrible pick right now in meta that only allows Lucio and Zen to be supports, replace one of them with a Symmetra and your team severely lacks in healing or offensive power compared to the full meta enemy team.

If she dies without getting her teleporter up you are almost guaranteed to lose the first point and even if she gets the teleporter up early it will most likely not even get half of it's charges used since every flanker knows every teleporter location.

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Where are all the cute asian boys to play with?
Everyone I heal sucks.

>>151898916

>people still believe this

Lol

>>151898890
congrats lad

americree is a damn good skin

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>>151897717
>mfw some of my friends and i play like this
having a team of good players that dont give a shit is really the best

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>>151898890
God fucking damn it. I'm jelly.

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Threadly reminder

>>151898754
I won't. I've played a total of 4 competitive after my placements and I'm at rank 54.

>>151899037
I've been grinding pretty much nonstop since the event started. I'm seriously considering suicide at this point.

>>151898754
I won't, because team games can fuck right off.

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How does she put on her suit? Can she put it on herself or does she have to be sealed in it by a machine?

>>151898754

I won't either.

I've never even liked the gold gun meme.

Hopefully S2 has better rewards.

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>>151898239
>Hit my speed boost
>Soldier 76 runs off a cliff on route 66
>"Too fast"

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>try ranked
>people keep picking trash like Winston/Widow/Hanzo and refuse to switch

I end up having to go healer so the Lucio doesn't kill himself.

>>151899186
She doesn't have legs

>>151899139
I bought 100 boxes and have ranked up around 70 times and I don't have americree and track and field tracer

I only just got weeb genji today

I've gotten 6 hue lucios and 3 champion zaryas

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>>151898705
That's okay. She showed me that I have the potential as a player to aim and shoot and do something when no other hero could. She gave me the confidence I didn't have!

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>>151899243
>"Too fast."

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Should I spend all my time practicing Reinhardt or Zarya?

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>>151899186
She has a trained professional to help her in and out if it.

>>151899369
Reinhardt is more useful

>>151899369
Zarya, unless you run with a dependable team

>>151899243
>tfw sit in certain areas of nepal and route 66 as lucio and wait for people to walk by before hitting speed boost
>they fall to their deaths
>giggling like a madman while they think it was their fault

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>solo q comp
>instalock into tank before anyone can pick
>no one picks a healer
>i end up having to heal every single game
>as soon as i switch to support someone takes the hero i was gonna play
i hate the people that play this game so much

>>151899441
stop picking healer then

>>151899295
99% of people who haven't done placement matches at this point are new players, what do you expect

How come I never run into girls in voice chat on this game?

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>>151899186
No idea, but since it's an experimental model there might be a team that helps her with it.

Guys

What if when Mei's ice walls fell they exploded in a very small radius?

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>Widow is a sadistic evil bitch in 99% of lines

>Then there's that one line after she gets revived by mercy that she says sometimes:

>"GERARD"

I didnt come here to feel

>The only characters I can play are McCree, Soldier, Pharah, Bastion and Widow
>Out of those, only McCree is considered viable for competitive
>Terrible at playing support
>Tanks are either boring as fuck, or can't play them at all

So there is like 1 character I can play, and what happens if someone else instalocks him? No thanks, I'll stick to quick play and play as whatever the fuck I want and still win.

>>151899186
>>151899513

You know the giant gyroscope thing from Halo? Its like that.

>>151899502
I expect them to switch to characters needed when told over the mic instead of double widows.

>>151897701
I like Wight because of the bloody hands contrasting with the white coat.

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>entire team picks dps
>go Lucio because nobody else will
>don't believe I ever witness one of them getting a single kill on the enemy team
>even during the several times I ulted with out entire team up

>>151899570
ok

>>151899563
Why would she say that?

>>151899645
>expecting new players to not be retard niggers
lol

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>>151899369
>spend all my time practicing
>in a game with a lower skill ceiling than fucking Splatoon

>>151899570
Try Ana, she requires good aim too
And stop crying faggot

>>151899186
it sprays on

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>>151899563
Don't forget:

>>151899726
To be fair Japs are next fucking level in Splatoon

>>151899441
this is why a true competitive rank queue must:

a) force people to pick a role before queuing: 2 tanks, 2 dps, 2 supports
b) it must be solo queue only

>>151899691
because she saw him in the afterlife

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I've dropped 5 ranks over 2 weeks. Every game has been with a group of level 60s and their level 30-40 friends (I was 57). Each game ends with them blaming everyone.

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>>151899563
There's still a bit of her left in there

>>151899689
>>151899730
So I'm a crying faggot for wanting to play the game like an FPS instead of a half-assed MOBA?

>>151899309
That's really unfortunate anon. I haven't bought any boxes yet, but I might on the last day if I still haven't gotten what I want.

Fuck this event.

>>151899839
yes

>>151899563
I wonder if Overwatch is going to do a Widow/Reaper redemption arc where Widow begins to atone for her crimes and Reaper sacrifices himself (or something)

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>>151899825
Nope

>>151899570
top fucking tip idiot "the meta" isn't some hard and fast rule

think for your fucking self and play whatever you feel you can make an impact on

How the fuck am I meant to hit tracer/genji with mccree?

>>151899839
pretty much

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Is there any way to gift somebody else crates?
My birthday's coming up.

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>>151899807
>Killcam is now afterlife
Ok senpai

>>151899923
>Blizzard
>REDEEMING characters
ha ha ha
HA HA HA
No, you can take your pick of currently good characters who will make an absolutely retarded face-heel turn for no reason, though.
>Mei wakes up one day and decides it's time to become an eco terrorist
>Lucio joins her because he discovered dubstep

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>>151899513
I hope it's like the first trailer for StarCraft 2. At the end of the armor up, they give Pharah a cigar and not knowing how to smoke she coughs loudly as she says "hell, it's about time"

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>>151899563
Source or bullshit

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>>151900104

>>151899570
>>151899839
ok selfish shitter. who fucking cares?
great that you're staying on QP. you belong there not fucking up comp

>>151899186
She has no arms or legs so she's probably wearing it most of the time

Nerf Genji pls

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>solo queue for comp
>Hanamura
>both teams have two four stacks
>we're starting on attack
>only one person from the group joins team chat
>I pick Zarya
>our comp is Zarya, Lucio, Roadhog, Genji, Pharah, and Hanzo
>we actually win the round
>cap both points but it takes us over 7 minutes
>we win the game after a successful hold on point A
>they never even got the 1/3 checkpoint

>>151900356
but what rank