Lala Edition
>”Do You Even /Pose?” Showdown! (August 15th-August 26th)
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/302202
>Moonfire Faire 2016 (August 5th-August 25th)
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/Moonfire_Faire/
>Free Login Campaign (July 25th-August 30th)
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/0b8920e68063ec4a16533bcc115d6d154b75ce73
>Youkai Watch x FFXIV Event. (July 26th-October 3rd)
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/youkai-watch/
>3.35 Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/498f86d8acb4d44925b3f83e96c82c85a550f9a0
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/KevrQ8Kn
Previous Thread:
>>151823886
Catbois
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
Correct pastebin
/xivg/ discord
https://discord.gg/0gZmJPQElZ22e0py
>>151862519
STOLEN AGAIN
>>151862668
GUFFY, YOUR TRIP
>>151862753
I'm not Guffy. I'm just a neutral person that likes causing mischief.
Post cute cats.
>>151862921
cute
post colored lizards
>>151862921
THIS IS A PERFECT LIZARD
>>151862921
Aranea'sCOCK!
Character and YouTube?
Also favorite candy.
Nerrrds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaMIg_q4LeY
>>151862921
>>151863016
>>151863058
Top tier au ra deserves top tier payment!
>>151863016
No this is.
>>151862968
early threads are alright if image cap is reached fast.before it's said image cap doesn't lead to more game discussion either. last time it was just one giant stupid argument over discord.
>>151863115
xth for dating broken people and making them smile
>>151863016
n0
this is
>>151863330
>>151863115
Get on it
>>151863345
Meria's au ra was god tier
>>151863330
>broken
imagine if godspeed had low enough standards to date meria
fuck
>>151861428
because no one is cuter than rheia. WH O ARE THEY
>>151863310
I can't take the flower seriously lol
Good otherwise though
>>151862519
>>151862753
love catbois
>Turn 5 undersized
>friend joins
>other than me and friend other three are borderline incompetent
>healer won't DPS
>other DPS is a fucking moron
>friend leaves after a few clears
>realize just how badly friend and I were carrying them
>friend was tank for mount achievement
>Bard: I'll tank
>literally changes to a tank
>DPS changes from Dragoon to Ninja
>how often the DPS dies compared to before and after my friend leaves doesn't change
>Katon on single enemy
>periodically just stands there
>healer stands next to me with Conflagration
>Ninja enters Conflagration
>doesn't understand how Twister works
>EVEN THOUGH HE TYPES WHAT HAPPENS TO HIMSELF TWICE
>divebombs getting me killed
>Paladin: let's call it
>You have entered a sanctuary.
>Player 1 is now blacklisted.
>Player 2 is now blacklisted.
>Player 4 is now blacklisted.
Remember Ninfia. Say no to internet prostitution and attention whorism.
hello
what happened with sanjou?
>>151864285
Too much blush.
>>151864285
>>151864336
How do you take really nice looking screen shots?
HEY GUYS I AM ACTULLY QUITE SHY >////<
BUT I HAVE NO PROBLEM ATTENTION WHORING ON 4CHAN AND DROPPING MY REAL LIFE INFORMATION HERE!
>>151862921
>>151863007
>>151863016
>>151863058
>>151863094
I wish I could post and get people saying nothing but nice things like this :c
>>151864285
This cat deserves a thoroughpetting and pumping.
>>151864485
gpose.
Who /highlander/ here?
>>151864485
use /gpose
mine look kinda shitty because they are jpgs but w.e
>>151864569
you aura looks deathly ill.
>>151864285I want to pet dat pettanko.
>>151864569
Velvet isnice
>>151864569
>>151864732
Fitting because I'm dying inside.
>>151864650
Me!
I haven't played since they released the deep dungeon. A friend told me they added new animations/poses, I can't find anything on lodestone or patchnotes about it besides the new /doze poses which I already knew.
Was he lying to get me back into the game? I kinda just got burnt out after two months of being maxed out on progress and just doing daily/weekly stuff on repeat because it's daily/weekly stuff to do.
Is there anything promising coming in the future to get me hooked again? I also got burnt out on ERP.
VELVET HOUR
PREPARE YOUR SILVERBACKS
>>151864127
Man, I miss her.
I would play so much XIV with her if she came back...
>>151864569
Personally I prefer your cat butvelvetlizard a cute too
>>151864650
sup
>>151864336
ugly
>>151864798
Thank you,you're nice too.
>>151864578
What does 'pumping' mean
>>151863115
What is this rectum revelers name??
>>151864954
If you do not raid there is nothing new on the horizon to get you hooked again. Game is the same as it ever was, just some new rides in the theme park.
>>151865006
Thank you too.
>>151864617
>gpose
>>151864656
I HAD NO IDEA
>>151864954
Well, he probably didn't know that you already knew about the /doze poses. We won't know what exactly will come other than more main scenario that'll segway into the next expansion, two more dungeons for the Expert Roulette, the final tier of Midas, and probably some QoL shit and minor balancing.
anyone want to be friends
Please
nobody in the discord circlejerk though
preferably asexual or abusive but also very caring
must pet me and also let me hold them
no lewd
message tanitsuki shiruku
>>151864569
One of my favorite lizards.
>>151864127
She'd still be posting if she didn't get so many mean comments or just flat out ignored
Stop using her to push your stupid crap, dude
>>151864993
She still plays, I saw her in Idyllshire the other day when I was running around
>>151864941
You're a cookie cutter cat again, shut the fuck up.
>>151865387
who's your favourite?
>>151865225
Can you get a trip? I don't want to see your posts. Surely you're not attention starved and willing to let people filter you?
>>151865508
I had a trip many moons ago and people still complained about that so no.
>>151865503
>please give me attention
HAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE BRUCIE
>>151865446
Bitch that was mostly your fault lmao stfu
>>151865446
hypocristy of ftelprostitute - the post
Ninfia isn't here because of you, you fucking attention starved cyst
Post cute characters you've seen that you don't know and that aren't ebins
>>151865446
>She still plays, I saw her in Idyllshire the other day when I was running around
Holy shit really?
*slicks back hair* Hope renewed
>>151865446
Fuck off and don't mention Ninf again. Go post your id in /soc/ or something. This thread needs less you, and more her.
>>151865664
I don't take pictures of them.
>>151865508
How come you don't care about people like Shyv or Elk?
>no images being posted
Dead medium....
>tfw want to be a slut
>tfw all my friends are anti lewd who would shun me
>tfw no one wants to lewd lvl 1 alts and I would have to make a character that looks completely different
I just want to slob on some feminine dicks
>>151865664
>tfw her bust is small and cute
Post your FAVORITE thing about________!
Hard mode:post initials
>>151865580
>>151865641
How was it ftelly's fault
>>151865743
She probably still plays at weird hours because of school and stuff, but I'd imagine it wouldn't be too hard to get a hold of herJust be nice to her and no lewd tho
Asexual FC where?
>>151866207
Don't mention her name bitch
will meria introduce me to filthyfrank if i get in her good graces? or is it too obvious
>>151866059
or own up to who you are and/or do it with someone you can trust or something
>>151866059
Just do it. If your friends hate you just because you sucked a dick, then they aren't friends worth having.
>>151865560
It's impossible to have everyone still complaining, but you bet I will instantly filter you and never mention you. Please do it. It would allow me to enable recursive filtering and instantly get rid of all the ook posts quoting your post.
My experience would improve if you got a trip. It's not a hassle, nothing difficult to do. Just put a name in the name field :) Only people who WANT to be read would not comply :)
>people trying to force relationships of any kind
That's not how they work
>>151866303
<NEET> was before fatshua killed it for gil
>>151862921
master race coming thru
>>151866387
Other way around Anon
I blacklist anyone that isn't abstinent
>>151866598
>abstinent
>abstaining from sex
>not being born without sexual urges entierly
heh. weak....
>>151865664
You first mate
>>151865503
Top favorite? Creepyscale.
I've told you I don't consider you a lizard, you're asquid. And that makes you my favorite_kid_.
>>151866338
still waiting for proof it's him
>>151866453
Trip codes are for losers.
>>151866668
Anon I want to get rid of sluts not the entire server
>>151866668
Everyone is born without sexual urges pedo
just me n my dog
>>151865387
Thank you, your Roe is nice. It's too bad not many fem Roes post.
>>151866739
says one of the biggest shitposters on vg responsible for death and ruin of now 2 generals
>>151866718
why the fuck would we give you proof
either you're in the friendcircle and know for a fact or you don't and your opinion doesn't matter
>>151866821
>what is asexuality
>>151866739
A'weiner is so khute do ye 'ink 'e'll 'old me 'and eef I ask 'em?
http://youtu.be/CgHiPGOczI0
>>151866902
>he thinks babies have sexual urges
what is WRONG with you
>>151866875
soon to be three hahahahaha
>>151866952
downvote.
>>151866902
Asexuality is a sexuality for intelligent people, it is a sexuality without sexuality hence the suffix 'a' in asexual and asexuality and asexuals.
>>151866691
This midlander is cute. I like her outfit.
>>151866207
>lewd
>someone as pure and cute as Ninf
How can you even humor the thought.
>>151867228
because the bitch had her brain 4channed
>>151866902
Asexuality is a sexuality for people who can't get any so they pretend it's a choice to not get any and pretend that somehow makes them more intelligent than everyone else.
>>151867457
Speak English if you ever decide to reply to me, faggot.
Post what do you listen to when you get your grind on?
https://soundcloud.com/adrianwave/insatiable-feelings
>>151867228
Just making sure
There are too many people here that would want to try to corrupt an innocent cinnamon bun
>>151867457
Why are you so obsessed with me, for real
>>151867509
asexuality isn't uncommon for women and is a common symptom accompanying various mental illness
>>151867571
It's amazing how you try to damage control and cover the whole thing, painting yourself as her friend. You fucked up. People remember. You're the whore of this general.
HEY GUYS I AM ACTULLY QUITE SHY >////<
BUT I HAVE NO PROBLEM ATTENTION WHORING ON 4CHAN AND DROPPING MY REAL LIFE INFORMATION HERE!
>>151867674
>a common symptom accompanying various mental illness
Wait, does this mean I'm mentally ill?
>used to be a huge-eslut
>now never in the mood to do anything lewd
Should I see a doctor?
Is it a fact that XIV funds were redirected to XV? Could that be a reason for little and meaningless content this expansion?
Do you think wih XV out of the way, 4.0 will be a better xpac? How high/low are your hopes for 4.0?
>>151866338
hope you're okay with 3rd wheeling because that's all you'll be doing if you talk with them
they're attached at the hip
Tis a shame such a place brimming to the teeth with such a potentially great environment for harboring an illustrious community filled with creativity and humor has resulted to the least common denominator of humanity and wrought itself unto a prenatalistic hive for hated and despair. Such a sorrowful tale for what could have been. Naught a day goes by that I do not consider the happiness we could have instead of the pain we choose to writhe in. What is it that drives us? Nature? Instinct? Or mayhaps it is fate that has driven us to such discourse. However, I digress. I merely wish to inform all of you still there, grasping for hope in this sea of ignorance that we are out there. Those of you that are not need not reply, as I'm quite certain you find my verbosity off-putting anyway.
>>151868086
xiv funds for ff7hd
>>151867747
It's amazing that you're this obsessed with me
We're not friends and I said I handled the situation badly, but that doesn't mean I wish her ill will
>>151865664
Does myneighborcount?
hahahaha guys i posted again hahahaha i alt tabbed and made a blankpost again surely to rile up some people i am such an abe junior hahahah even though the game isnt even fun for me anymore i come here daily for no reason haha
>>151866338
taken
>>151868212
People will remember forever, force yourself more often that will definitely make people stop bringing ninfia into this just to shit on you
see you with "catbois!" in the next thread, you autistic washboard face fuck
>>151868186
Amber please
>>151868045
don't give away my (You)s so easily shitlord, get the right poster next time
Anyone want a friend? no lewd please I'm actually amazing too
message tanitsuki shiruku
>>151868658
Apparently you have him filtered, is that yet another proof that you're a hypocrite?
>>151868117
joji and meria unironically refer to each other as soulmates third wheel is the understatement of the century
>>151868658
Now tell us what your post brings to the discussion of FFXIV.
>>151868519
Nah, I'm sure I'll post later in this thread and you'll be back to obsess over me like always
You just can't get enough of me, anon
>>151868819
I only filter 10 and over quotes.
>>151868856
You first
>>151868853
lmao I want r9k posters to leave passPlease add tanitsuki shiruku I'm so lonely
>>151868853
You haven't seen hell if you haven't voice chatted with them it's waaay worse
>>151868856
don't reply to it
>pissdrinker ALWAYS HERE ;/////////////////
>>151868929
God damn you two really have nothing outside of this thread. This chat proves it. Actually no, you seem to care even more than abe.
Do something with your life.
Is there any benefit to taking Ixal beast tribes to max rank after I unlock the materia quests? It seems like the only thing it'd accomplish is make the item delivery quests more expensive to complete
Wanting to be beaten up (in-game) and used as a human piss jug (in-game) can my Raen still be asexual?
>>151869340
>can't talk about xiv thread when I log in to do a dungeon in xiv
take your own advice autist
what the fuck is with my framerate in uldah?
>>151869486
suck my bbc
>>151869483
You're the biggest autistic fuck itt atm. That's my first post in 6 days and I am inclined to believe you're here daily posting the same shit. Yeah, truth hurts, I know.
>>151869486
Isn't it obvious? It's a very fucking crowded place. Lots of models to render.
>>151869483
You calling someone else autistic, that's rich
>>151869601
>first post in 6 days
>Wasn't the first post from his IP
Shut up
>>151869790
Wait nvm, you're right I posted about /poses, make it 4 posts total with this one
>>151869486
Yeah it sucks, it's probably more stressful on your CPU than your GPU though. You'd probably need something stupid like an overclocked i7 to get decent framerates in Ul'Dah.
>>151869870
Don't reply to Tsunderism. Report it.
>>151869483
are you so insufferable you only log in to run dungeons when abe agress to run with you? nobody else wants to run shit with you?
When do I start sending friend requests to people?
>>151870356
He pretty much has nobody else but Abe.
>>151870812
whenever you want?
>>151868186
*tips fedora*
>>151870889
The most collusion I've done with others is play with free company members for a short bit and the story dungeons. how to make random people my friends.
how do i seduce meria
>>151871463
I'll be your friend
>>151871525
Mmmm yes that PS2 era gap. please more
are there any beautiful flowers to be other than ninii and velvet ?
>>151869486
780 ti here no fps problems in uldah
Do catboys purr?
>>151872010
who is this cutie and does he like boys
>>151872010
it'd be really cute if they did
>>151866059
Name a place and server and I'll help you out..
>>151872010
We can test it out, let me/petyou
>>151869904
60 FPS always, S ranks etc included, max graphics
and rylai's screenshot was taken when there were like no people in uldah
>>151871618
would that mean we would do dungeons together?
>>151872292
>82c
lmao
>>151872506
sure but only when I also want to do them.
>>151872524
although not optimal, below 85c is fine
>>151872010
they do
>make new FC
>cant find recruits
>ok i guess
>>151872545
Of course. Friendship isn't dictating someone to do what you want at all times.
>>151873462
Okay, we're friends now
Would you a Sera?
Dead thread, post brown cats.
>>151873426
Offer people an "incentive"
Help
>>151873635
not even with a gun to my head
>>151873847
koko stop
>>151873828
Like what?
Cant believe I didnt know about /gpose.
>>151872183
>>151873182
Officially my headcanon.
>>151872183
>>151872254
{Purr}
>>151873981
use your giant highlander tits you slut
Final Fantasy XIV? More like Dating Service XIV!
IS THERE A WAY TO RETURN TO THE BRIDGE WHERENIDHOGGIS STANDING THERE WATCHING?
>>151874403
Lol!
>>151873934
That's not my post.
>>151874403
I don't get it
>>151874532
No
Its like the rooms after you complete a raid tier, its a one time area for screenshots and thats it
>>151873426
ill join but im prob not gonna renew my sub when it ends
>>151874403
>still being this mad
Lol!
bwahaha
>>151874403
Your MOST SENSIBLE PART is covered in smegma, Muhammad!
>>151873558
Okay
>>151874387
No...
>>151874786
calm down zani
>>151874786
Muslims practice circumcision.
Only white people don't.
>>151875272
Catholics practice circumcision too.
need new
Cab someone explain this "smeggie" memes
>>151875791
Ready to get fucked yet?
>>151875272
Well it is a good thing Smegmavaggio is muslim. His smegma must be pristine.
>>151875879
I have raid and stuff soon, like an hour ago might've been a good time
>>151873981
this is an imposter!
>>151874658
im on gilgamesh, and its just me but do come along for whatever time you have left :)
how does one get into the ERP server?
>>151876192
paid transfer or 30 second window (maybe) after the next maintenance
>>151876192
You gotta pass an erp proficiency test
>>151876192
18 bucks
>>151876273
>30 second window
sweet jesus
>>151875717
No they do not. The church renounces it, in fact.
Can someone tell me what buttons I press in what order to Dragoon?
The dragoon per second thread is like 50 pages........................
>>151863087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dPaVk4G1jg
I prefer fruit.
>>151876192
alternatively if you are on Gilgacome meet up with me
>>151876760
NO
STOP LEWD
>>151875717
fucking lie and slander
test
>>151876646
HT -> BL into IR -> ID -> BotD into B4B -> Dis -> Pot -> CT -> Power Surge + Leg Sweep -> 4th -> Jump -> P -> SSD -> TT -> DFD -> VT -> Geir + Life Surge -> FT -> 4th
>>151874757
Teach me your ways, Commander.
Is this a trap cat?
>>151876646
>The rotation is in the first 1-2 posts of the thread
Fuck man it's so hard!
>>151876526
it just keeps getting worse, I wouldn't be surprised if SE disallowed transfers to balmung for a while at this point
>>151876953
can I heavy thrust your butt
>Get lancer to 34 to pick up BfB
>might as well unlock DRG while I'm here
>Oh shit it's Estinien
>Wait, why is his armor black again
>Wait, why doesn't he recognize me
>Wait, why is he even dragooning it up in the first place
>>151877167
god please do, it's embarrassing when dragoons do anything before heavy thrust is up
>>151876646
it should be noted that your dps will rise mainly based off how you handle geirskoguls and your B4B lines up with other oGCDs
>>151863087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wqu5UfBFUW8
>>151876953
I'm just coming back after a lonnnnnng time. If you could type this without abbreviations I'll be very grateful!
>>151877339
I was jkI'd rather you heavy thrust me
>>151877319
Should have leveled it before going into HW
>>151877398
Heavy Thrust -> Battle Litany into Internal Release -> Impulse Drive -> Blood of the Dragon into Blood for Blood -> Disembowel -> Strength Potion -> Chaos Thrust -> Power Surge + Leg Sweep -> 4th (Fang and Claw or Wheeling Thrust) -> Jump -> Phlebotomize -> Spine Shatter Dive -> True Thrust -> Dragonfire Dive -> Vorpal Thrust -> Geirskogul + Life Surge -> Full Thrust -> 4th (Fang and Claw or Wheeling Thrust)
>>151877478
I'd do it with perfection (or something)
>>151877339
As long as you Geirskogul 3 times a minute you're all good
There's some advanced tech on waiting to line up 2 Geirskoguls under each Blood for Blood but it's weird
>>151877649
thank you green haired cat dragoon lady
Hello ffxiv thread.
What is your favorite dance?
>>151877903
slut
>>151877741
Yeah those are the specifics that raise your DPS but it's difficult to explain it, whenever I teach someone how to DRG I emphasize simply being able to do the rotation asleep first, because if you cannot do that then there's no way you're going to be able to handle actual situations without dropping BotD while using Geirskogul.
The major dps increases are waiting for your BotD drops to activate B4B, then you use Geirskogul and activate BotD before you hit CT and get your 4th combo off with a 30 second BotD ready, then you use Geirskogul as soon as its off cooldown.
The other is after doing two B4Bs counting the one in the opener, a lot of cooldowns are gonna line up together, Battle Litany, Life Surge, etc, it's best to hold Life Surge for the FT you'll do there since it'll be under B4B, and the combination of IR B4B Battle Litany at that part is just a high DPS increase since DFD and SSD are both off CD too. Those are the most important things
>>151877903
{/bombdance}
>>151877903
Moogle dance
Whats your favourite location?
why is Bronze Lake so comfy
>>151877903
I havent unlocked any yet
>>151878020
CONTROVERSIAL POST
WHAT
>>151878289
;c
they're really easy to unlock
>>151878229
I have too many. There's two in Idyllshire I like, two in Forelands, one in East Than, one out in Zenith. There's too many comfy sitting spots.
>>151878390
Which should i unlock first, friend?
>>151877903
>>151878476
unlock harvest dance first
it's in new gridania at the roost
>>151878075
Isn't Life Surging your 4th combo every time better than waiting for FT?
>>151877903
Probably either Moogle or Thavnarian Dance.
>>151877903
How do I get into your pants Zettai?
>>151878668
thank you comrade
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>>151878779
No, when your B4B is up it is better to save it for Full Thrust, it'll be about 180 seconds into the fight. Aside from those ones you should however pop it on your 4th combos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT5wusB0c_o
>>151879030
god speed
MCH
IS
FUCKING
TRASH
>>151878161
Stop posting already bitch
Has anyone ever seen the bald hairstyle used on a character?
>>151879091
Oh, that far in I guess then it makes sense, but I mean after your first LS under B4B
There's a lot of math on the official forums but this is after it
TL;DR: At a 2.4 second GCD, we should burn Life Surge on the soonest possible Full Thrust, Wheeling Thrust, or Fang and Claw (except during the opener).
>>151879403
also saitama cosplay
>>151878229
There's a spot in the North Shroud I like to sit and stare at stars a lot. I love anywhere with snow too for throwing snowballs!
>>151878289
That's okay, I only have the easy ones to unlock!
>>151878929
Uh-uhm I don't know, I'm wearing shorts... Try searching through my wardrobe maybe ^_^"
>>151879431
Yeah, since then it's been rectified I believe though, the video I linked is more recent. In the rotation it also is uh, inner release has been swapped with blood for blood now
>>151879394
Awe, I missed you too, anon
>>151879208
>godspeed
pls love me i'll wait forever
>>151879584
You know what I mean cutie.
>>151879403
I used to play this guy for a while
>>151865664
Never EVER bring people to xivg...
>>151879734
bleh
everytime i see a bald person i just think they're sick with something
>>151880213
sorry not everyone has good genetics
4/5/12
LOTA on Aether
Please queue.
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>>151878161
*pulls out gun*
show me the bussy
>>151880408
Internet Prostitute is becoming a problem.
>>151880407
especially choosing to have bad genetics is another thingunless you're actually bald irl, then i'd just pity you
>don't come to xivg for days
>chemo still spamming
>>151880624
what if I want my character to have flaws?on my way there
fuck you mom
>>151880607
Internet prostitute?
>>151880767
bad genetics and shit taste in women
there's such a thing as too flawed you know
Is this game fun?
>>151879584
I want you,lewdly
>>151880973
CATBOIS HEHEHEHHEHE OWWWWW
>>151881012
If it were fun this general wouldn't be so shit.
ftelly is nice
>>151861178
I reached about level 25 in my free trial, I'm having a blast but i'm not sure whether i should buy the game or not. Should i just do it or level till 35 before i think of buying it?
>>151879641
i love your adorable catboi he looks like a sweetiepie
>>151881281
Just finish your trial/hit cap, whichever comes first. It's free gametime,
>>151881281
you get a free month by buying the game, if you're having fun at level 25 I'd say it's worth a shot
>>151881384
Will do, and if i buy it before my trial (remaining of 14 days) ends. Would it stack with the free 30 day game time?
heck yea buddy
>>151881491
i'm straight female that likes her cat so checkmate spergin
>>151881501
two bgc@s...............
>>151881373
Thanks<3
>>151879684
Well, I guess if you wanted that you'd have tobe someone special to me.
>>151881069
Very embarrassing >//<
>>151881501
I see that edgelord lizard has his own harem of redheads and a rat servant/punchingbag
>tfw 4 pennies and no farthings
fuck i have to va now
>>151881612
But anon, that is Shirou's harem/
Would it be frowned upon if I EB'd a Roe as a Lala?
reminder that godspeed dated abe and ninii and had a thing with >>151881604 but didnt want meria
kys meria
>>151881672
why do people dislike VA? it's fun except for the final boss
>>151881765
It's boring as fuck
its hell as healer
>>151881765
whole place looks the same
>>151881765
It's fucking boring, brainless shit that takes 30 minutes, has no relevant loot inside it and is just a purple-black corridor with no interesting environments.
>>151881712
no? it's an eb
>>151881765
VA is literally one of the worst, most braindead pieces of content in the entire game, only beaten out by Diadem. It's fucking garbage and needs to be removed.
>>151881764
Reminder that all of those people learned their lesson and find him repulsive anyways.
>>151881765
>When you still find people who wipe to tree and dog
why, Why, WHY
Why do people dislike Madot Suki? They don't seem to post often and it doesn't seem that bad when they do.
>151882282
>chemo baiting more replies about someone he can now filter
just fuck off already
>>151881604
I'd lewd the hell out of you, followed by lots of cuddling and making out.
>>151881973
>has no relevant loot inside
>except for some of the best looking glamours in the game
>>151881765
It's like Praetorium and CM except I can't fuck around and try to pull aggro on everything as a healer.
>>151882463
bait
>tfw got one of my favorite caster glamours
I am happy.
>>151882360
Please don't fall for this obvious bait Mado
Keep it
>>151882360
What? Are you saying Madot Suki and Madotsuki are the same person?
>grinded DR Expert enough the past two days to max out lore
>still no berserker's gloves
God dammit why
>>151882524
butt wings
>tfw still no EB
>>151882524
smeg
>>151882815
thats the whole reason I like it so much
Ippiki
>>151882816
EBing someone isn't hard, finding a good EB is hard.
>>151883038
No.
No.
>>151882816
just ask someone you know
>>151883085
Yes.
Yes.
>>151883038
>EBing someone isn't hard
then how about you tell me where the fuck do I find someone
>>151882816
>>151883038
LF EB... Pst....
>>151882816
don't bother
from the type of person i think you are you'd be happier just jumping around from person to person
don't EB someone just suddenly if you do, sure it's a stupid in game marriage but the type of people who do it really quick are pretty messed up and weird most of the time.
>>151882816
its ok meria
>>151883207
Just ASK someone you think is okay and maybe fun to hang around with.
>>151883192
No, not at all.
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>>151883259
cute
>>151883145
>>151883326
>dude just get a friend lol
fuck you
>>151883259
What about Shana?
>>151883259
Try sft and leave.
>>151882816
>tfw EB
>>151883284
>>151882816
also damn you sound dependent, the best kind of relationship you can get yourself into is by not looking at all and just being happy with yourself, the only people you can attract with that attitude are similar mined dependent losers.
>>151883284
>>151883580
who the FUCK do you think you are
>>151883673
God himself.
>>151883207
Honestly what I've noticed a lot of times about people complaining about either wanting to get into someone's pants or to EB someone etc is that they don't actively try and do anything about it. All you have to do is be forward and persistent and if they don't want it then either you've got a bad rep, have an ugly character or are awkward in game. Just be chill and befriend them and don't be cringe, if you wanted I could be your wingman even. Internet relationships are easy to get into and if you don't want that for your EB then it's even easier. Basically, don't be a little whining bitch and go for it.
>>151883259
But you already have everybody webbed..
Hello, welcome to bussy hut, proud home of bussies so tight they can't be right, how can I help you?
>>151883673
im the warrior of light
Is this too lewd?
>>151883798
Who did I web?
>>151883503
Stop this {may} {may}
>>151883259
Already EB'd, sorry Shito Jew. Why don't you post your feet for the thread again?
>>151883875
Lesbians are gross. Worst fetish hands down
>It's a 2 subs try to dom one another episode
>>151883570
who did you eb stinky
>>151883848
hi i order a think crust bussy but i didn't order it with anchovies
the fishy smell makes my stomach upset can you take them off?
I want to kiss Thancred on the forehead and hold hands with him! I want it now!
>>151884034
Hispoopy.
>tfw your EB stops playing the game for no reason
>>151882490
>I can't fuck around and try to pull aggro on everything as a healer.
syrcus tower back on 2.4 ish was great for that. Put regen on all 3 tanks and then start spamming stone II and you'd rip aggro off the MT without anyone noticing. It was hilarious to then see everyone bicker among themselves because tank couldn't hold aggro and the whm was tanking like a boss
Good times.
>>151883993
>lesbian
>fetish
>>151882370
Cuddling sounds okay, pst,
>>151882816
tfw will never get to {/embrace} someone
>>151884181
i know that feel
>>151884327
I'll cuddle you onalt serverlater if you want.
>>151884327
shut up, christ
>All these losers wanting an EB
Y THO
>>151884125
Would you pet his nutkin, too?
>>151884125
i want to force myself on a pure midlander and pull on her braids
>tfw raiding with your EB
it's nice
>>151884348
She's a friend outside of the game, but she still won't give me a reason. I thought she was having fun, but oh well. Less hand-holding for me at least.
>>151884125
Meria pls calm down.
>>151880989
Stealing this gif, hope you don't mind.
>>151879734
This character looks like my 60 year old father. gg no re.
>>151884125
I want torapeThancred and make Meria watch!
>>151884694
That sounds not too bad
My EB started pathologically hating this game
glad it's semi working out for you from what i hear
what the fuck SE
How do you stop someone from playing this game before they become too addicted, I'm worried
>>151885293
spoiler that shit
>>151885293
roes are a meme race like lalafell
the difference is that they are too ashamed to make a roe only ls/fc
>>151884483
she already has
>>151884241
>not living in the Bible Belt where chicks x chicks is for male pleasure only
Gimme back my thread, lib'ral.
>>151883259
server? Will buy rings
>>151885449
>he doesnt know
>>151885293
>tfw my cat ears arent here yet
>>151885449
>roes are a meme race
>giving them access to cosmetics that everyone else has makes them a meme
We agree that lalafells are a meme because they don't make any goddamn proportional sense and make purposely adorable.
>>151885705
>The Cait Sith plush is currently available for pre-order through the SQUARE ENIX Online Store, and they are scheduled to be shipped by the end of September 2016. Get your orders in right meow while they are still available!
One month and a half to go.
>>151885612
Balmung.
>>151885652Gul'dan best orc.
>>151885840
>end of september
but the german site says august and they already took my payment
;_; fuck I want them now
>>151885919
You mean Ner'zhul you demon loving faggot
>>151886081
Nah, I meant Alt Universe Gul'dan. Because he's not stupid.
>>151885919
>Gul'dan best orc.
Dumbass ageing wizard decides to get into a fucking fistfight.
Gul'dan is terrible.
>>151885763
Yea but only roes are usually put on this situation by SE.
>>151885987
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/pr/blog/001563.html
It's on the latest dev blog so it's the most recent info about it.
>>151886285
Idk senpai, he's a pretty smart villain, when he achieved Sargeras tier powers he knew he should've used them to bring in the Legion instead of using it himself and potentially dying because one person vs an entire group of heroes isn't the way to go.
>>151886285
HE CHEATS
GUL'DAN CHEATS
>>151886395
Noo, so close but still so far.
Thank you for the link anon!
Which soft cats do you have a crush on??
>>151885449
Lalafells should be far more ashamed.
>>151886496
Have to say though, their "we're actually modeling the plush after the Cait Sith Doll minion found in-game" reminds me of sader.
>>151886632
Zettai.
Sorta.
>>151886632
ZETTAI
>>151886632
Rin!
>>151886705
>>151886775
good taste, dudes
>>151886673
Kinda yes, but I think the plush turned out rather cute.
>>151886673
i should have done a classic saber glamour rather than a shitty saber alter glamour
but saber alter suits my character more so idk
DRG BLM or WAR
What should I play? I'm lazy and don't want to hit many buttons.
>>151887220
BLM
>>151887220
BLM is going to be your best bet in that case.
>>151886924
>rused
>>151886632
zettai of course
>>151887220
blm
>>151887220
BLM. Relatively few binds, job mechanics promote moving as little as possible.
>>151887187
Nothing suits your character except a garbage bag.
>>151883850
is that not a seal
>>151886705
>>151886775
>>151887307
Stay away from my WIFE
>>151887391
Hahaha i love this thread
So how come binding coil isn't on mentor roulette?
>>151887391
godDAMN
>>151887391
thank u
I'm going to hug Ftelor!
WHAT IN GODS NAME WAS THAT
>>151888171
Your videocard might be goin out m8
I need some wonderful peepo to queue for Void Ark on Aether Data center. Need tanks and healers and dps
I'm about to have all my jobs leveled to 60. crafters and gathers at lvl 60 too.
What do I do next?
Is there a video showing the full scale of the 1.0 end of an era event? I want to see what all went down.
>>151888171
Ozma FATE.
>>151888463
Eight Animas.
>>151888463
Gear them. And after that?ERP ALL DAY BABY!
>>151888505
>>151888502
There's one in youtube, just look up.
1.0 story was pretty boring though, it's mostly shitty dialogue with a epic cutscene at the end with gaius kicking ass.
Thanks to anyone who queued up for Void Ark! got my pop
>>151889172
shut up
Well, /xivg/, I did it. I finally woke up.
My journey has come to an end, although I'm sure I'll see you all again.
I guess this is goodbye. It was fun.
I'll miss you.
Have a song to listen to as I ride off into the sunset - toward new beginnings and one final ending.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y3inHhU9JU
:'3...
>>151889712
Fuck off dipshit.
>>151889712
WHAT!?! WHY?!
I can't deal with this right now!
>>151889712
Why do you talk like fishface
>>151890086
sage
>>151890086
tell us about it
in detail
>>151890086
Fuck off with your grown man lesbian bullshit. Nobody loves you, you were an accident, and your parents contemplate killing themselves to escape your existence daily.
>>151890268
jealous self-insert loser male detected
>>151890086
purge
>>151889712
Next time you activate chim please pick a better song.
>>151890086
/u/ is the worst pairing and it belongs in a trash fire
>>151884181
I haven't talked to my eb in over a year
>>151890086
You are not your character
>>151890086
I've never seen a max bust shirtless highlander... God damn those are big.
>>151890086
who sucked off who?
Name any member of Soft and I'll dump all the information I have on them here. Only the member with the most requests will be done. You have one hour.
No Ada. They wear everything on their sleeve so don't be fucking stupid.
>>151890836
Kiwi Bussi
>>151890836
Ririten Yuyuten
>>151890836
Seto Tsunderie
>>151891071
Really makes you think.
>>151890631
Femroes are actually a lot bigger
>>151890836
Can i pick ada anyway
>>151890398
lol
>>151891213
What
>>151890836
Community's Pick #1 Cat of /xivg/ 2016Lil "God Tier" Bun:^)
>>151891274
Please ram your chocolate cock down my slutty throat-pussy
>>151890836
Hanna Day
>>151890836
Zettai Ryoiki
>>151890836
Hanna Day
>>151890836
Sleek Crush
>>151891274
>femroes bigger
Example?
No fucking chicken censors either, put it on imgur or something.
>>151889710
what got into your butt anon
>>151890836
Hanna Day.
>>151891949
Nothing did, that's the problem! Ha!
>>151891543
Ok.
>>151891850
Sorry anon, I keep a stable of cats. No readily available femroes for comparison. And besides Ilove cocks on my tits.
>>151892096
>cocks
Pity the mod doesn't have support for that.
>>151892096
you don't have tits
you have never had a cock on your tits because you are a man
you can't love having cocks on your tits when you don't have tits
>>151890836
Hanna Day
>tfw your EB changes server
>>151892086
>>151892096
A.A is soooooo cool
>>151892210
Manboobs are a thing, you know.
>>151892210
At least he's not some autistic kid with scoliosis!
>>151892210
tellem!!
>>151892096
"I love cocks on my tits"
- Overweight Butthead with Y chromosome, 2016
>>151892253
Maybe I can be your EB now...
>>151892350
that mental image is gross
>>151892362
there is a 99.9% chance i am better looking than you ;0
>>151892402
thank u thank u
>>151892395
I've fallen in love it can't be helped
>>151892208
give it a year or two
>>151892210
But i did some pretty gay stuff in highschool, shy. Also i said that as a joke because the last pic was censored with chickens but you wouldn't get that because you're as dense as the fucking Mariana Trench
>>151892362
>
>>151892253
Looks like you're fuckin' divorced then!
>>151892541
tfw im the .01%
BSM or GSM desynth?
>>151892541
>there is a 99.9% chance i am better looking than you ;0
pickles????
>>151891513
Fat cat. Thats about it.
>>151892253
"tfw your EB"
not yours anymore lel
>>151892541
>99.9%
Unfortunately today is that .1% day.
:3
lf grown men pst
>>151892717
Cruel.
>>151892598
>>151892717
He didn't even tell me he was going to do it.
>>151883875
It's not lewd enough.
>>151890086
Now that's what I'm talking about!
>>151892594
the point of my post was to finish u
i understood what you meant and i was shitting on you because of it
it's not that i don't understand the point you were making, it's just that i don't rly care
if i use it against u u cant rly come back and go "auhhh u dont understand IDIOT!!"
>>151892668
Fraulein, I...
>>151892650
>>151892770
post a pic of urselves to compare
i'll post one if you do
>>151892814
b a l m u n g
>>151892868
are you going to talk to him about it?
it must be something you did, just because he hasn't told you anything.
>>151892541
post pic or don't anything, cuz there's a 99.9% I'm more attractive than you ;3
>>151892894
Nah nigga it don't work like that. You said you were better looking first, now you have to present proof since you're being called out.
>>151892894
>I-I don't care i'm just responding anyway
filter my trip if you don't want to be triggered, limbo champ.
>>151893006
i just said post pics to compare
>>151893115
pm me and i'll link you a pic then, i'm not posting shit here unless you post yourself first
If there's one good thing about POTD, it reminded me that some classes were actually fun playing, Like DRK.Still not as fun as war though..
>>151892804
I really can't tell anymore, is this Paks or Neko?
>>151893228
Paks has a trip now.
>>151892991
I did after he transferred, he just said the server was dead and his friends wanted him to play on another, and that I wasn't online enough.
Back to WoW I guess.
>>151893182
>limbo champ
>BiS MCH in A8S
>can't kill his steam regulator
????
>>151892906
what the fuck is that
>>151892948
"nooOuO"
Too bad these aren't dyeable, pretty nice outfit though. When the heck are they gonna put this and Thancred in the shop anyway?
>>151892814
y0
>>151893286
Just transfer to Gilgamesh and get a new, better EB.
>>151893182
but i wasn't triggered at all, i was just throwing shit at you
are you sure that you're not the one that is bumhole bothered?
you have literally spent the last year of your life typing about how your character takes a shit on someone elses character lmao, don't try to resort to low blows when your life is a mess
>>151893228
TFW constantly mistaken for ebins when you're actually a literal who...
>>151893461
>thancred
Thancred gear is in the shop.
>>151893514
I love you holy shit
>>151893286
.....yea, ya blew it
>>151893514
>when your life is a mess
>gets mad and deletes people because they do anything remotely sexual ingame with anyone other than him
shyv...
Ada > Bruce
>>151893461
I want Alphinaud gear.
>>151893607
The new stuff.
Outfits and haircuts were datamined but haven't been made available yet.
>>151893690
This
>>151893514
>projecting
yeah okay kiddo come back when you can come up with something other than "u do gross erp lol!". You're just as guilty of starting shit as I am, but at least I can touch my toes without throwing my back out like i'm fucking 90.
>>151893514
>tfw watching a kid try to argue with a grown man
>>151893514
>you have literally spent the last year of your life typing about how your character takes a shit on someone elses character lmao, don't try to resort to low blows when your life is a mess
GETTEM
>>151893690
>Playing spectator for a shitflinging contest at all
No, they're just as bad as each other
>>151893607
I'm talking about the new ones, not the old ones. Both the Yshtola & Thancred new outfits are in the data files + Modern Aesthetics consumables for their hairstyles.
>>151893286
>just said the server was dead and his friends wanted him to play on another
Sounds like a bandwagoning traitor to me. Another one fallen to the Balmungamesh meme.
Good riddance.
>>151893478
No, I'm never EBing again! Deleting all my wedding screencaps too.
>>151893867
Is it true that you're Madot Suki AND Madotsuki? Someone was saying that earlier in the thread...
>>151893286
Sounds like you weren't that interesting.
Try to be more interesting and less shitty.
>>151893867
mama when are you coming home
>>151893776
u can say what u want but if the majority of your free time is spent text fucking other people then it just means you're a lonely ugly autismo irl
go to fanfest, buy me tickets and pay for my plane over there so i can fuck u up personally u wasteman
plz dont poo on me as u fall to the ground nd crack ur teeth off of a table
i'll even let u get a sick shot in on my back before we start to give u a chance
>idiotic brit who voted remain thinking he can talk down to anyone
And another blunder by "baby oil" Shyvana.
>>151893514
>you have literally spent the last year of your life typing about how your character takes a shit on someone elses character
So why did you guys EB?
I did it for the cool mount, my partner wanted the dress.
>Tfw Zettai doesn't respond to getting cuddled and pet on other realm
;_; it's okay Zettai maybe next time, I'm going to go pass out, falling asleep at desk.
>>151894094
He's old enough to even vote?
>>151893954
Why not? Next time will be much better, I promise.
>>151894091
>lonely ugly autismo irl
SHYV SAYING THIS! I'M DYING XD
>>151894023
False, they are a completely different person. We are often online at the same time, even (though I'm not on my Balmung alt much lately)
>>151894061
Undetermined
>>151894091
>>151893776
can u 2 stop I like you both!
>>151894091
That's not how Shyv flings shit around.
>>151894165
i wanted the stuff and they wanted to eb, so i said sure
second one, i had all the stuff, but they were practically begging so i said "fuck it, why not"
Sera is cute
Meria is cute
>>151894091
this is a false flag
>mean hour
oh...
>>151894345
why can't we all just be nice
>>151894091
shyv please this is reading like a middle schoolers threat
>>151894285
ok well i miss u and jeph
>>151894285
It's 3 AM in the UK with none of the current images being recent. It isn't even Shyv, Ada is responding as if it is just because it's full lower case, when not even Shyv would ever say
>so i can fuck u up personally u wasteman
>>151894251
i'm fairly normal looking tho, and i'm hardly lonely
autismo is debateable. .. . .
>>151894290
>>151894336
sadly it isn't, i had a lot of fun with the last one
>>151894285
no
>>151894345
It's time for good vibrations.
>>151894285
>>151894429
>unironically liking a blithering british buffoon
>>151894091
I dunno champ, I don't want to buy you NA fanfest tickets, it might be love at first sight. I'll be sure to crack your spine in the right directions so you can look up at me when we get into our spat.
>>151894285
We're secretly bros and this entire back and forth is a ruse to bring in youtube subscribers pls donate to my patreon for more
>>151894345
You came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker!
>>151893197
DRK is a fucking mess of a job and needs to be remade.
>"lets make pld but give it a lot of off gcds and make mp an actual resource and call it drk! -Yoshida"
>>151894504
If that's the case then alright
>>151894429
I miss you too lil'Shirou
>>151894489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQlZsxF9GMA
>>151894639
DRK is fine. It's what PLD should've always been.
>>151894438
>>151894471
I bet you feel pretty stupid now, orbiter.
>>151894504
it's dead now stop posting
>>151894429
if u want me to fuck u up too plz pay for my plane
i'll crack u like an egg
>>151894672
C O O L V I B R A T I O N S
>>151894504
>I'll be sure to crack your spine in the right directions so you can look up at me when we get into our spat.
Fucking shit. It's like verbal gold spewing from your luscious lips, Ada please, I can only get so turned on x.x
And this is a perfect argument for why we should limit 4chan to IPs only located within North America.
Tfw wanna jerk butt but too much drama going on :^)Loktar ogar 4 the horde
>>151894669
when's balmung, take jeph tooi need friends
>>151894752
>stop posting
LMAO
>>151894502
fuckin hate this idiot kid
>>151894669
y-you too!
>>151894752
i'll fuckingb reak you in two
maybe i mean i dunno, i actually don't like fighting... go easy on me
>>151894639
>DRK is a fucking mess of a job
Say that to mygameface and not on 4chan and see what happens.
In dungeons while leveling BLM I just Fire spam then blizzard 3, thunder 2 then fire right?
Why can't we all be friends? Why does everyone here have to fight?
You're talking to real people with real emotions, you know.
>>151894752
>it's dead now stop posting
running out of things to stay, scoliosis?
>>151894752
ok dad
>>151894836
fuck the horde
>>151894094
2 months left to see if britcucks will actually leave or not.
>>151894974
Thunder 1
>>151894974
thunder 1 is usually better desu
once you get fire III it's
fire III > fire til low > blizzard III > thunder variant > fire III rinse repeat, use thunderclouds and firestarters when you get them
>>151895005
well its just a back and forth of the same shit
get it? shit?
that wasn't intentional but i'm trying to make it look like it is
>>151894504
did anyone else misinterpret "spat" for scat"
ya know, cause ada likes shit.
>>151894992
THIS is a false flag
>>151894992
People get emotional about other people on the internet that have absolutely 0 effect on their real life.
Idk, people are dumb. Post the moogle dance webm pls.
should i resub for erp?
>>151894705
I disagree. DRK should be all about lifetaps and ehp buffs.
>the only single target lifetap can't even be used outside of grit on a job that wants to spend as much time out of grit as possible
>>151894968
It's a good tank, but it's design is lazy and pathetic. Of course I guess it could always be worse; they could have tried to give it the AST treatment by giving them a "defiance/deliverance" stance too in an attempt to replace a WAR OT if needed.
>>151895137
Hahaha holy shit, I hope to got his is someone falsflagging you, but I can see that the res is normal.
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>>151895105
Cheers qts
>>151895292
this is a pic nobody has seen before
i just took it
there u go
>>151895220
Are you on balmung? If so, yes, erp with me.
>>151895451
>unironically using the worst DRK weapon
>>151894672
Perfect in every way.
Listened to that as I caught another fish into the log. Two to go.
Also, whats the best way to level once you have your first 60? No quests left so I guess just dungeon spam/fates/leves?
>>151894974
fire 3 -> fire 1 until dry -> blizzard 3 with your last bit of mp -> thunder 1 -> fire 3 -> repeat
use instacast fire 3 and thunder 3 when they proc
>>151895554
stfu kid ..
>someone you knew is getting name dropped
>you look them up and they got even cuter
Can we agree to not name drop cute people? It's for the best.
Naka
>>151895598
Dungeon spamming. PotD if you like being bored. The armory bonus carries you
>>151895598
Dungeons and if leveling a DPS then doing fates while queued for dungeons
>>151895663Namedrop themOr at least initials
>>151894898
Dunno haven't logged into my alt in a while, maybe sometime this week
>>151894921
Good!Pic related is me to your nervousness.
>>151895759
M.A.
>>151895759
It's either Zettai or Hannah
>>151895603
!!! ADVANCED TECH !!!
if you have a fire 3 proc in umbral ice, transpose into fire before using it
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>>151895694
Argh I went away for like a year and everything has changed. Even the duty finder is different.
Theres these blue quest markers, theres some mentor thing. There actual cooldowns. What the frug happened.
>Diapershitter and Ada are friends.
I guess birds of a feather flock together. Or at least in this case, shit on each other together.
Disgusting.
Emily Epperson is thirsty for cock. Found out I masturbated to her three times and ended up milking two more in a row out of me. I've never felt so empty. Give that cat some more dick!
>>151896004
>i haven't filtered two people I dislike
idiot? faggot? pissbaby?
>>151895930
>>151895942
No
>>151895759
I have to honor the agreement i made two minutes ago.__
>>151896004
You're a bit late to that train
Anyone here like miqote?!
>>151895486
do you like elezen? literally not memeing here
>>151895558
i knew you had good taste, red
>>151896173
Forgot the elipsies, shitlord.
>>151895942
why not both
uh oh!!! mado made a stinky xP
ada, it's your turn!!! clean that mushy steamy mess~ make sure mama mado is nice and clean, clean up all the poopoo~
>>151896173
post butt
About how much gil would it cost me on balmung to get sum of them SPATS off the mogstation
>>151896589
stop forcing your shit fetish
>>151896004
It's like a scatt monopoly if you think about it.
>Ririten jerks off about motorcycles hour in Discord
Guess I have to close that out and come talk to you assholes.
What's goin on in the thrad?
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>>151896238
Forgot what?!
>>151896641
Why should I?!
>>151896090
too bad shes on cuctaur
>>151896589
why is chemo so obsessed with shit? get help
>>151896090
How did she milk you?
>>151896824
shit gimmick
don't come back without the ellipses
>>151896090
Chemotherapist?
More like Coprophlliac.
>1,079/1,080 blue scrips
>>151896340
>why not both
>>151897274
I hoe you don't expect me to google that.
>>151897123
I don't understand! Why ellipses?!
does mado actually like poop or is that a meme
>>151897274
>>151897420
means chemo is obsessed with shit
>>151894091
Is that a 2 person mount or what's going on here
>>151897558
meme
>>151897558
chemo is the scat fetishist
>>151897558
He is obsessed with diapers, which were invented by humans to shit inside. They were quite literally MADE to shit inside of. And Mado loves them.
You do the math.
>>151897558
meme
chemo can't stop talking about poop tho
>>151897678
obligatory response
>>151897334
how do I get a 3 way with these whores?
>>151897558
The Super Nintendo has 16 bits. The Playstation has 32 bits. But the Jaguar has 64 bits.
You do the math.
>>151897678
Gonna be a white wedding
>>151897558
He makes sandcat shit himself on the regular.
>Paranoia getting worse
>Depression getting worse
>Fuck up hand chopping down trees with a machete
At what point will I get the balls to just off myself?
>>151897709
>He is obsessed with diapers, which were invented by humans to shit inside.
Thanks for the clarification, I never realized.
>>151897752
Jesus christ you guys are pathetic, just ask for it in game. Whenever I do that people are fine with it, but maybe that's just because I'm awesome.
>>151890836
Looks like Hanna Day wins. Five facts about them:
Hanna Day is a male. Not the character, the person playing. I know that's not much of a surprise which is why I'm throwing in a bonus: Sometimes he'll play while having a dildo shoved up his ass. It's an available request for certain people.
Some favorite fetishes include spanking, nursing, ageplay and incest(specifically mother/son but others are done on occasion.) Bring those up if you're trying to ERP with him.
Tried out the whole "masturbate to my character" thing thanks to Ada's circlejerk pressing it so hard in the FC but didn't really like it. Still does it rarely for certain people to help them get off but would much rather have RP.
Currently a pet. Not going to say to who, you faggots will have to vote for that person when I do this again.
Manwhore. He's willing to show off on skype for gil, typically in the ballpart of 500k. If you want a cumshot it's going to cost you at least 1 million. Kind of squeeks when he cums. It's cute.
>>151897571
yes, it's a 2 person mount
How do you get taller women to notice you?
>>151897865
Everyone laughs behind your back, Lance.
>>151897943
Helps to not be a catboy
>>151897793
>Fuck up hand chopping down trees with a machete
Alright anon, I'm curious. Explain yourself.
>>151896802
>not because it's fucking wrestling AGAIN
Awful every fucking time
>>151897943
1.Don't be male
>>151897890
this is bait
>>151897916
ur a 2 person mount.
>>151898015
I was really pissed off so I went and chopped a tree with a machete and it fucked up my hand when it fell. It wasn't a very large tree.
>>151897946
Lance posts like this, FAGGOT
>>151897943
this is an adorable catboy
you look like a pikachu
summoning ftelor
>>151898182
>This is an adorable catboy
>You look like a rodent
Nice
>>151898124
That's adorable. Get well soon. Wanna explain the paranoia next?
>>151898182
He really does. I want screencaps of his encounter in the level 50 DRK quest when it happens.
summoning brahms
>>151897890
can you dontall true
>>151898243
ur stupid and should shut up
>>151898285
its the short blonde hair with those black tipped ears. qt
>>151898145
Limit your interactions with your so-called "companions"
>>151898380
You're the one that called him a rodent, not me
>>151898243
Well you do look like a pikachu. He's not wrong. Shit I'd apply some blush, get a chocobo suit and emvrace it. Too bad there isn't a thunder job.
>>151898285
I'll try to remember to take one when I get to that point. May be a couple days due to classes this week.
>>151898281
>Adorable
Fug you. What do you think you are my counselor?
I'm pretty sure nobody except MAYBE my family would give a shit if I up and died, heck I doubt anyone would even notice if I just disappeared for a week to the hospital or some shit.
>>151898445
Thank you, I hope I'll be around when you post 'em.
>>151898445
so cute
>>151898215
Yes, hello, this is cat
>>151897243
I just wanna slap those stupid ass hipster glasses right off this shit cat's face.
>>151898450
You rage killed a tree and almost got rekt. That's pretty damn adorable anon. We're all forgotten at some point. Stop looking for validation.
>>151898730
Tree was dead already, I'm too much of a pansy to kill a tree.
how do I make friends in this game? seems like everyone on balmung just sits around and talks or brags about parses. I don't really raid and I have nothing fancy to talk about...
>>151898871
pretend to be a cutle anime girl and get into relationships with other grown men that pretend to be cute anime girls
>>151898871
Don't forget ERP.
>>151898113
why would u say that to me
>>151898698
show feet
>>151898871
Send a tell toLohillus Pan'Umbra, I'm willing to chitter with just about anyone, mate.
>>151898871
have you tried showing some skin??
>>151898124
lol this nigga
>I had a bitch fit and went and chopped a tree with a machete
>the tree kicked the shit out of me
>>151899140
A V O I D
V
O
I
D
>>151898945
>>151898993
I tried it and found that none of those people are even friend worthy
>>151899205
Care to elaborate?
>>151899140
"chitter"
try to be less thirsty, please
>>151898871
FISH
Actually fishing is kinda solitary most times but it takes your mind off things.
>>151899182
Pretty much. I'm not a proud man, I know I'm retarded.
>>151899098
That's weird, I can't
>>151899221
pst
>>151899205
lohillus is harmless
>>151899221
Honestly your better off making friends with a bucket then with anyone who sits around in ul'dah all day. Those fuckers be some serious drama queens.
>>151899027
i dont make the rules i just play the game
>>151899275
Shit happens. I've gone outside when literally enraged and emptied a pistol clip into the treeline before.
post funnies
>>151899205
What did I ever do to you?
>>151899268
I am very confused. This is a term I regularly use, is there some kind of negative connotation to the word?
>>151899332
some of them seem okay. I just don't how to even interact with them without being a weirdo.
>>151898871
i have 1 friend on balmung who i talk to regularly, the rest of my friends are onexcal
>>151898810
Try giving yourself compliments to build confidence. Doesn't matter if it's a lie at first. It's the same thing coaches do to athletes. Sometimes all you need to succeed is a little motivation. You can be the best tree killer around. I believe in you.
>>151899464
>worried about being a wierdo, infront of wierdo's.
mmmkay..
>>151899462
Does this cute boylikes getting raped?
>>151898319
he's probably asleep or at work or he doesn't come here anymore
I'm his retarded little brother though maybe I can help
>>151899484
stratos...
>>151899605
not him
>>151898871
Best you can do is try to slowly get to know people by doing game content with them and gradually opening up + asking them to talk about themselves to find out if you have any interests in common. If you find people with similar likes and such, you can flourish things from there. It can be tough to break the ice sometimes or to find people with similar mindsets but you're bound to find some people out there.
My closest friends I met in FFXI; that game was pretty good about forcing you to interact with people and building bonds to just be able to do basic things.
>>151899425
What did you do to that poor boy balmug?
>>151899539
I guess im nervous i'll say something dumb and they wont want to talk to me. sometimes I try and they don't reply at all. maybe they are busy talking to other people...
What a great server
>>151899643
How long do i have to wait before asking them to shit in a diaper?
>>151897943
Have a great personality.Horse tranquilizers or a industrial-sized tub of chloroform can be used in a pinch.
>>151899759
Oh god my heart, I've fallen in love again.
>>151899307
do it or i'll multiquote you
>>151899572
I demand you stop this at once.
>recipe makes three cookies
>Collectible Synthesis
>make a single cookie
hey xivg whast uip
>>151899221
sounds like your standards are too high
>>151899801
That's not justice.
>>151899643
post feet
>>151899593
>that midlander bot at the MB is always there
everytime
>>151899643
I try it but most of the people here never want to do anything.
>>151899919
maybe? I just think there is something off when the person only cares to talk about lewd and is otherwise putting you on the backburner for whoever else is talking lewd to them.
>>151900051
he's actually not there right now believe it or not
>>151899789
idiot? loser? pissbaby?
>>151899425
Hey, that's me!
>>151899907
Whets your dress? Our EB ceremony is in ten minutes!
>>151899919
>not wanting friends who only associate with you because you're a cute grill ingame = high standards
>>151900082
You're around the wrong people, easy
>>151899757
Honestly most people tend to stay within their known circle of friends, barely letting outsiders in.
Look, they may seem nice, but if experience has taught me anything these past 2 years, your better off not being friends with them.
>>151900152
Is this Elliot? I miss you. You never added me on Steam, you wad.
>>151900168
but im ebed already
>>151898871
>balmug
The fuck did you expect?
>>151900230
>wanting more than that from a anime image board on an mmo in the year of our lord 16 suns pas the second millennia
>>151900351
No...
>>151900479
youre months late anon
>>151900351
That was like 6 months ago! Whatever.
>>151900423
kek
>>151899813
Why Red... they'll just pet you into Redfetti...
>>151900346
Oh shit whaddup. I rarely if ever use steam.
>>151899852
It would just get filtered and I wouldn't see it..
How about moogle slippers instead
*only uses fire 3 in your dungeon*
>>151900801
>miqote
we already knew this
>>151900801
What about when you run out of mana...?
>>151900801
at least you're not an ice mage
>>151900693
I want to sniff your slippers IRL.
>>151900578
I hope my body can take it...!
>>151900892
post butt...
>>151900892
mana can be restored by blowing the tank, you of all people should know this
>>151900892
Ihug youto recover
>>151900016
Feet
>>151900082
The foundation of a friendship usually should be started on something other than ero-roleplay, unless you are really into it as a hobby I suppose
One suggestion might be to try and find people who need help with leveling, clears, or crafts if you have them. That can be an icebreaker and lead into wanting to hang out beyond just those things.
>>151900972thats why i leveled ast despite mana problems
>>151901049
I want to cum on all of those feet.
>>151900892
lmao 4 horns
>>151901049
Grown men ladies and gentlemen, Grown. Men.
>>151900892
"Oom, please wait for mana before pulling"
>>151900894
>tfw scathemage
Sharpcast was a godsend, man.
>>151900909
My hello kitty slippers are off limits
>>151901049Please tell me you're the one who secretly wants to tie up cats and tickle their feet.
>>151901049
>tfw unable to make actual, meaningful relationships with people
>become reclusive, except not like those cool anime magicians
>>151898871
>go up to someone that sits around in cities often with little clothing on
>>Player Name: you always in that spot or do you have several?
>finds it funny and she actually does rotate between afk spots
>we do expert/leveling roulette together
>get her skype
>it's a 40 something woman from tennessee
>very pleasant to talk to, tease her about the skimpy outfit
>"you know ah don't find enough decent guys on here, everyone just sends me rude tells asking fer other stuff"
It's really easy, most people aren't used to straightforwardness
Go send a tell to someone, they don't reply, no big deal
>>151900669
Would be nice to have a way to talk to you still though, mate.
>>151901693
B-but what if I get rejected?
>>151901693
guys ;)
seeking women and asking them for Skype ;)
chatting up 40 year old women online ;)
teasing them ;)
>tfw you will never EB fishface
>>151901693
cringed and laughed at the same time, proud of you son.
>>151901863
pretty cute lizard would befriend/10
>>151904103I can't even keep up with the friends I already have.
>>151897943
What Sword is that?