/smgen/ - SMITE General

Hi.

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First for Scylla a cute. CUTE! CUTE!

XTH FOR TERRAS BIG DONKEY DICK

>>151817215
why is she wearing a helmet?

>>151818002
So she doesn't hurt her head

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>>151818002
>not building Imperial Helmet on Scylla
wtf u doing son

nth for me~

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>>151818002
Japanese elementary school outfit.

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Name my band

>>151818412
Rockin cocks.

>>151818412
Futanari Guitari

>>151818412
The Rock Cocks.

>>151818512
Beat me to it. Also, http://rockcocks.slipshine.net/comic/page-1-nsfw-track-1-start

Imagine Terras thick meaty cock swinging side to side as she chases you down. You know there's no escape. You know once she catches you she's gonna teach you the meaning of rock hard. She eventually corners you, walling you off. Then, she slowly walks towards you, removing her skirt and stroking her tool to full mast. It's not long before you're on your knees, and her powerful hand is grabbing your head, moving your face closer and closer to her divine love stick. "Please, Terra! No, you're too big!" you cry, but its no use. Mother nature knows best, after all.

>>151819740
I imagine it every day.

>>151818412
what type of music would they play?

>>151820383
It's just a bass and vocals to maybe jazz?

>>151820383
They would gargle ne zhas cum so they can do fdot impressions.

>>151820690
>Ne Zha not struggling to gargle both of their cum at the same time

>>151820690
every time i hear fdot talking i feel the urge to clear my throat. its unreal.

Double fb no longer active?

>>151821478
yes or no idiots do you shitposters even play the game

>>151821785
I haven't played in 4 months.

>>151821785
If you don't know, why are you mad that someone else doesn't know?

>>151821785
I play paladins, not smite.

>>151825189
Is Paladins even its own game, or will I get the "Hm I should probably just try overwatch insted" feeling?

why why wont hi rez add a tutorial for conquest, im forced to play supoprt at least my carry can have a mild idea of wtf is going on and the jungler could have a basic route

>>151825615
yah i know it hard dide u play suupor by game doesnt tell you which go where and i throw controller in anger at screen hirx idiots i am going baj to call of duty

>>151827552
Looks like she's giving suku a dicking

>>151825359
Not that anon, and I haven't played since update 30 hit, but a lot of people are saying the game doesn't feel unique right now (after said update). They lowered the 'TTK' to something more like that of Overwatch, before you used to kill someone way slower and that allowed for counterplay and overall it was more about personal skill than just picking [hero] to counter [hero]. Right now it seems everyone wants LowRez to revert the changes to hp and damage
Anyway to answer your question more specifically, I'd say wait until HiRez reverts the TTK because it feels more like poor man's Overwatch right now. Fuck, they even said they will add Play of the Match in the next update.

>>151827751
>they even said they will add Play of the Match in the next update.
Seems like there's little hope then.
Oh well, I'll try it anyway just to see for myself.

>>151827608
Shame it's not the other way around.

My SMITE download restarted at about 80 percent what the fuck.

First time install, by the way

>>151827751
CB 31 is a bit better than 30 and marked an increase in TTK, which makes me kinda hopeful for the next patch as it was just a hotfix. New maps are really greats though and the mount system could work with a little change to the rules.

>Fuck, they even said they will add Play of the Match in the next update.

There is no winning with it, tons of people request it and would probably never shut up and on the other side adding it makes it seem more like an OW clone but appease some of the community, I think Hi-rez should rather ignore the "issue" and spend their resources somewhere else.

>>151827852
Well it's not that bad, hopefully HiRez will listen to the community and change it back >>151829382
I don't really care if they try to make it poor man's Overweight with features like that, so long as the gameplay is fun

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Is anubis the hottest male character? No homo, I swear

>>151831143
hou yi is

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Since this will apply a poison, would this be a good item with Serqet?

>>151831626
Not really. It's not like the items poison will interact with her passive.

But whatever, it's a crit item so it wouldn't be horrible on her. But I wouldn't get it on her. It's more of a hunter item helping you duel.

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>check smite's plebbit
>see this art

WE WUZ SNEKS N SHIIIIIIET

>>151832427
DELETE THIS! SNEKFU IS NOT A FILTHY NIGGERESS THAT LIVES ON WELFARE WITH A DOZEN BASTARD CHILDREN!

>>151832427
Did she deserve it?
Where is the hero who takes her to a quest the restore her beauty?

>>151832427
XD well memed

Who's your favorite god to take down, lads?

>>151832427
>hahaha i totally don't browse the reddit guy
>hahahaha I know i'll call it plebbit, see it means i don't browse it hahahahaha

Fuck off.

>>151833289
Apollo. Hate that look, that voice, that kit. I delight in dropping that derp.

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>>151834502
Did apollo cuck you?

>>151834502
Apollo doesn't really annoy me.
Now kill-blocking a Loki on the otherhand.

Incredibly satisfying, especially if he fucks up his ult and you get to stun and kill him.

>>151833289
Neith. Damn is just so satisfying to kill the fucker who taunt backflip you.

Hey /smgen/, what should or have you done when you realized your favorite God to play is one you are terrible at?

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guys I think I'm one of the best Geb players in the world , he is not my favorite to play but man when Im on him I time my knockups and calculate my rolls almost perfectly, I can make every athena diamond nigger completely irrelevant by cucking their dashes and taunts.

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What did you get with yesterday's odyssey chests anon?
Me:
Cabrakan skin
Jandroid skin
Vulcan skin
Apollo bubblehead ward
Guan yu vp

>>151833289
Not really a specific god, but those hunters, typically Cupid and Neith, that never stop holding down left click.

You'd think they'd be easy prey but not with some of the teammates that I get.

>>151836524
Well done on cucking low elo players anon.

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>>151836909
>>151834848
Why would it satisfy you to kill the goddess of sex? I grief everytime I am froced to.

>>151837324
dude I'd legit give iraffer a tough time,not beat him sure but would definitely make him struggle like hell

So are there more codes any time this week or can I get back to what I normally do?

Fucking Janus mates, cannot play Janus, always end up feeding as fuck.

No clue how to build him either.

>>151838259
I beat zapman

>>151838269
No, codes only come in lans. Next lan isn't for months.

>>151838654
Start with vamp shroud and tier 1 of the lifesteal tree, pots
Pen boots, book of Thoth (or warlocks if you're getting BTFO), obsidian, chronos pendant, soul reaver, rod of tahuti
You use your 3 on yourself to maximize your 1-2 combo, and spam your 2 as much as possible

>haven't played in a week
What's new boys? Did this patch add another retarded item

>>151839327
3.15 isn't out yet.

>>151837603
Whenever I am supporting Neith my defense game is on point. Must protect the waifu.

>>151839327
>What's new boys?

I dunno. It would be great if there was some way you could read patch notes. hmmmm, wouldn't that be great. If only.

>>151839560
He probably meant has the meta shifted or anything. Like if this item is so broken that every hunter is building it now or something.

>>151839437
you do realize you're handholding some spic shitter who stick to the tutorial god right ?

>>151837603
Why is that model so oddly attractive?

>>151840734
Because the default nieth model was built for sex.

>>151840734
>oddly
Because damn bedroom eyes.

TRIPLE WORSHIPER WEEKEND WHEN

>>151842054
I would rather have the 30 FP again.

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UGLY

Three free enigma chests over the weekend.

http://www.smitegame.com/gamescom-party-week-aug-16th-21st/

>>151844280
Is Jing the dva of smite?

>>151845167
Are you Sure it's three chests and not one over the weekend if you get three FWOTD ?

>>151845264
Maybe.

>>151845414
It's three, one for each day.

>>151845167
WOO.

One thing I like about smite is that no matter how long I play it there has always been a constant.

Scylla is worst girl.

>>151847378
not even close.

Isis,ne zh a,serqet,hel,chang'e,awlix,

>>151848035
>>151847378
>not knowing Nemesis is worst girl

>>151848523
Not unless retribution gets nerfed.
Nemesis is a bitch to fight otherwise.

and she's p.qt too

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>>151848523
>implying

>>151848648
CC breaks the shield, anon. Just hold it until she uses it and then kill her.
Also, she's ugly as fuck.

>>151849612
Well I don't use many gods with hard ccs

Aside from the passive, is Bulwark essential on a warrior like SWK? I sort of want to swap it out for Runic, for the extra damage. SWK just seems so weak, even with Titan's and Jotunn's.

>>151849760
SWK isn't mean to do damage, he is here to bully the backline and being hard to kill.

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>>151849612
>implying beauty is only skin deep

>>151850685
Well she's not real, so yeah it's skin deep for her. This webm just makes her look even worse.

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>>151850685
Nemesis pleases old men for money!

>>151849760
I don't understand the question. Are you saying if bulwark didn't have its passive and was just stats, would it be a good pickup? Then no, obviously not.

>>151825615
Seriously I'm surprised they haven't. I'm tired of playing with people who don't do shit but chase kills all game instead of prioritizing objectives. I think Hi-Rez wants you to support the community and look up streamers and follow their meta. But it's unbearable going from a good ranked match where everyone is duking it out evenly to a Casual match where the enemy team is premade and Hi-Rez punishes you for trying to experiment with the meta (aka you'll lose to keep that win rate at 50%)

>>151850794
Fuck off dad, you will never understand.

>>151850986
Last time they spoke about it they said they didn't want to "impose a meta" and they didn't want to have to updated it every time there are meta changes like different starts/routes etc...

>>151850886
nah she did zeus for free

>>151850238
I can do that, but I hardly feel useful to the team. I suppose I am too focused on the K/D.

>>151848035
>ne zh
>girl

>serqet
>worst anything

full retard, anon

>>151851954
>ne zha
>not a girl

>>151851841
Yeah man, ignore the K/D. I've been 1-3-3 but been 2k ahead of my lane opponent, there are way more important things to do than dick around chasing a kill through the jungle and wasting time.

>>151851954
>sissy boy
>not a girl

serqet is bad though.
Kali is superior in every way.

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If we threw all of the goddesses in a pit for a fight to the death, who would come out alive?

>>151851954
I thought she was a girl?

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>>151850886
Wait a minute, that circlet...

>>151852016
Fair enough, I am good at clearing lane thankfully. I suppose I'll focus on keeping alive, and grab kills if I can do so without dying. Appreciated!

>>151852419
Kali. In the beginning when everybody ults she won't die and will probably get a ton of healing.

>>151852165
Serqet is not bad, but Kali is superior.

>>151852419
>everyone gangs up on terra
>kali can wait until the absolute last second to alt

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>>151852430
>>151852005

>>151852669
???

>>151852669
He may as well be a girl

>>151852669
memes
-----------------
your head

>>151852669
>I can't recognize memes

>>151852669
Like I said, he's a literal sissy boy.

You could change the name and people would think it's a typo.

>>151852669
>ne zha
>not a girl

>>151852669
full retard, anon

So, what is in your opinions, the best non-Conquest/Ranked Conquest mode, /smgen/?

>inb4 h-heh, t-thanks for the y-yous...

>>151855031
Domination.

>>151855031
Arena is fun.

>>151855031
Siege.

>>151855031
Ranked Arena

>>151852669
Should've posted this with the old model

>>151855031
Clash.

>>151852419
Terra would dominate all the girls in the fight and have them on all fours lining up their asses and begging for her dick. Even stronk grills like Bellona, Freya and Athena will tremble and salivate before Terra's Monolith.

>>151856628
Stop it anon. I already fapped.

>>151852419
Jing since she will just fly out of the pit whilst bombing eveyrone

>>151834502
>>151834649
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/d/d7/Apollo_Move_eastereggforthefans.ogg

>>151857263
No, Jing. No flying allowed. Anyone caught flying outside of the pit will be disqualified. That goes for you, Nu Wa, and Freya.

>>151857263
That's some fantasy here. The ult does like no damage, and you can't just spam it, and there's plenty of other goddesses who can do the same like Freya.

Does Sol have the biggest butt?

>>151858616
Terra

>>151858616
It just looks like she does because they cemented her crack. Sol has a diaper butt, Awilix has the best butt, unless you count skins and then I'd say wrangler Artemis.

>>151858793
>Awilix
>best butt
That it not Nu Wa

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>>151858965
>almost completely flat
>best

>>151858965
>tfw nu wa and awillix will never give you a footjob /assjob together

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>>151859094
>this is considered almost completely flat

>>151859346
He said Nu Wa.

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>>151859437
oops

>>151858616
Butt tier:

>top tier delicious brown bubble butt
Awilix

>muh dick
Aphro, Terra

>gross dude wtf
Sol

>dat thorax
Arachne

>no butt
Medusa, Scylla

>"its ok"
everyone else

>>151857175
No, just imagine the mind-broken state they would be in right now. When she commands four of the obedient girls to lubricate her meat with their mouths. When she takes a stroll looking for that one ass to set her blessing upon. When Nu Wa squeals as she gets penetrated and all the girls around look at her with jealousy in their eyes.

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>>151859696
Scylla has a butt.

>>151859713
>>151856628
>be me
>be strong respected goddess
>getting ready for battle
>hear loud footsteps, ground is shattering
>its Terra
>start sweating and look over at the other goddesses
>we all know whats about to happen
>Terra looks at us, searching for her lube-bitch of the day
>suddenly she slaps me in the face
>demands I get on my knees
>pulls out her thick 16 inch dick and presses it against my face
>it reeks of cum and sweat
>i start to cry
>forced to suck and clean her dick in front of everyone
>she looks at some other goddesses and demand they "get ready"
>they all get on their hands and knees and lift their asses up
>Terra slaps me in the face with her dick as thanks for lubing her up
>nearly go unconscious
>she starts to fuck every goddess in the ass, one by one
>their moans are a mixture of pain and pleasure
>some of them pass out
>everytime she's done with one I have to re-lube her dick with my mouth
>my jaw already hurts
>i shouldnt even be here, i'm a boy, but some faggots kept calling me a girl and now I'm stuck here forever

>>151859696
Please rate every goddess to their respectiv best parts.

My vote for best hips goes to
Nemesis, Neith

>>151831143
Vulcan or Ullr.

I want to touch their breads.

>>151862654
Wrong on both counts. Nem just fakes having nice hips because she swings them everywhere. Awilix has best hips.

>>151863286
Awilix a ugly shit.

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>>151828287
no it's definitely better this way

When can I vote for a t5 skin or was that all a meme?

>>151863490
when they put the vote up you mong

>>151863730
That was supposed to be friday.....

>>151863794
and? this is hirez, you should know by now they won't do shit when they say they will

>>151863889
So it was just a meme? Hi rez is making their own t5?

>>151864049
vote is delayed you mongoloid

Oh man I love dick so much, the world would be better if everybody has a dick. I wish I was able to sustain me only with semen, that would be nice I would spend my meal sucking dick.
But I would only do that with girl, I'm not gay, it's just that I like dick and everybody need to know it.

>>151864318
t. normie

I never play conquest because im a sensible flower and dont feel like im that much ackowledged about the roles.

How bad will i get roasted by my teammates if i perform bad?

>>151864318
I am the same only with vaginas

>>151864438
>normie
>saying he lives off dick

>>151864771
(You)

I swear, people are geting more and more retarded with each passing month. Today I meet a group of people who managed to cost us the game simply because, when we were ahead, we were going into the enemy base to finish the game and the fucking morons panicked and stood still or ran away without attacking, while the enemy hunter and assassin slowly killed them one by one. Generally the ones panicking are the guys who are about to lose. Arena was a fucking mistake.

>>151864845
"Normies are like the Amish."
-Futafag

Guys, I have never even kissed a girl. Can I be saved?

>>151867823
no

>>151867823
Sure anon

>>151867823
You can alway kiss mother earth.

>play support
>initiate
>give my team kill on a silver platter
>they wait and do nothing
>I get killed while they watch
>they get killed
MOVE YOUR FUCKIN ASS!

>>151868676
And this is why I've stopped playing tank even if it WAS my favourite role. I'm playing since 2013

>>151867823
Have you kissed boys?

>>151868676
This.

Like god damn I am going 4vs1 on them holding them off and they wasted all their abilites on me come the fuck on.

you have to be fucking autistic lowlife retard spic subhuman nigger to pick jing wei in arena and tell yourself you're some hot shit just because you fly to low hp squishie and crit them with your roid

>>151868973
No, that's gay.

>>151869151
Stay mad whilst I keep fucking you up little boy

Which goddess would you fug? And why is it Awilix?

>>151869171
faggot

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>>151869649
>Which goddess would you fug?
Jing Wei

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>>151869171
>151868973

;)

>>151868973
Boys aren't for kissing, they are for tieing up and fucking until they learn to love it.

>>151869447
stay behind watching your teammates doing all the job so you can back to base and get that last hit you mongoloid autismo shitlord

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>>151869649

>>151869649
literally aphrodite

>>151869171
There is nothing wrong with being gay and kissing boys.

>>151870128
Seconded

>>151870424
You're mentally sick if you are a man and like other men. But it's a good thing since then you won't reproduce

>>151867823
How old are you lad ?

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I never noticed that Amanda had such huge tracts of land.

>>151869649
Neith.

Fucking her would not only be hot but fun aswell seeing her personality.

>>151870730
20

>>151870751
ewww

>>151870751

Amanda's actually p nice really

really don't like people using my main.
Especially when they build wrong, and do bad.

>>151871063
t. amanda

>>151870871
Then yes, you still have plenty of time to have your first (and not last) kiss. But this is not the topic of this thread. Also, pray Aphrodite.

>>151870576
Science is changing that.

>>151870813
>yfw Neith does her victory dance as foreplay

>play assault
>get erlang shen
>enemy team has ra
>get brawlers beatstick
>allied sol builds divine ruin
>every time he drops a heal, we both nuke the area with our aoes
>100% healing reduction

every time

>>151871218
>Science is changing that
Hopefully by creating a disease to wipe out gays

>>151871309
god bless you m8

>>151869649
All of them.
Except Avilix.

>>151871372
God doesn't exist.

>>151871227
>she attaches you to your bed
>she start to tease you
>she said
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/c/c5/Neith_Ability_4f.ogg
before backflipping through the window with your computer and your wallet

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>>151871087
Seeing someone building attack speed and crits on Guan Yu

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/b/bf/PoolParty_JingWei_Ability_3b.ogg
What would you do?

>>151871542
But aren't crits great with his 3?

>>151871726

no....

>>151871490
god, damn you, heretic

>>151871840
o-oh

>>151871726
Not at all. Read closely the spells/abilities's descriptions. By the way, if you ever tried using crits on him and unleashing a Taolu Assault on an enemy god, you could have seen that no crits occured.

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>>151871417
delete this

>>151871490
*tips fedora*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scSGhXKLW6U

>>151871726
>people like this browse the general

>>151872283
You should be killed if you're fat too. No reason to chow down everyone else's food and then sit on your couch all day like a fat sack of shit

>>151871490
Everything in the bible has been confirmed by modern historians and scientist that aren't on the global elite's payroll.

I am praying for you. You may think I am joking around but I am not. I don't know you personally, but you need God now more than ever.

>>151871542
I got bitched at when I tried to experiment and build Trans on Guan Yu last night in Clash. It's bonus mana and damage, which never hurts, yet "That's not right! That's not meta! Go back to base and sell that now!" for some reason, even after explaining to them why I was building it.

>>151872290
Nevercake is good at what he does.

>>151872481
Leave it m8. He's a *tips fedora* reddit man.

>>151872481
>You may think I am joking around but I am not
No, I think you're shitposting and you are

>>151872769
>haha! I sure told him *tips fedora*

>>151872884
>(You)

>>151872486
experiment in jungle practice, not in a game with people that you will force to lose

Butt anon here again. Was wondering if anybody would mind trading for gems? The guys I've been emailing won't get back to me still. They just took their nudes and left. I really want Grim Weaver Arachne... I'll do anything, please.

>>151873359
What do you have to offer fuckboy?

>>151873359
here we fucking go lol
so much for "won't do it again"

>>151870424
spotted q cc

>>151873359
>>151873713
probably just a troll post, not actually him.

>>151873713
It's someone else baiting.

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>last time on SMITE GENERAL

>>151872434
>you have to know every single build for every god
i was just curious m8

Think we will see the team chests/bundles return for retired teams? I need TSM Sun Wukong to finish my skin collection.

cupid needs a fucking nerf

>>151874395
But he's awful though

>>151873989
>>151874012
I'm really not.. Why do you people get so upset over this? Its not uncommon, a lot of my friends do it for stuff and said I should too. I didn't realize the thread really was so against something the rest of 4chan does all the time but okay. Sorry once again.

>xbal dives for no reason and gets killed
>spams help
>actually says team?!
>tell him to play safe and not rush into them
>ignores me and keeps using his dash to initiate
>ends up 0/6 and blames us

Some fucking people man

>>151874536
>>151873359
Put a shoe on your head and do a back flip.
If the shoe falls off you won't get the gems
If the shoe stays on you may get the gems

i'm a sexy girl, anyone want pics?

i charge 400 gems per 5 pics

>>151874524
not really

>>151874395
Cupid needs a new look just how Freya got one.
Maybe I would play him if he didn't look like ass.

>>151874536
(You)

>>151874676
Ok, gib pics

>>151874685
Yeah, cupid is S++ tier just like anubis is. Nerf them both.

>>151874676
We need evidence first, dummy.

Please be Kelly

>>151874947
mummify just needs its range to be slightly shorter and anubis is fine.

>>151874858
>>151874987
I can give proof for 100 gems

>>151874947
Are you serious?
But are at best B tier.

>>151875091
look the man whore and op cupid bait was enough just stop

>>151875153
>how to spot a sub 2000 sgs shitter

>>151875214
>i don't agree so its bait
ok

>>151875330
>I am a shitter, my opinion matters.

>>151873359
Here's your (you)
At least its different from the jing posts.

>>151875443
no other hunter has a kit like his.

I want to ____ ponpons ____ with my ____

>Play Defensive, lane clearing Wukong.
>Majority of the game, no deaths or kills, few assists.
>Team focuses on a right tower. (Clash, inb4 meme mode)
>Enemy team had engaged, trying to get to our tower, our Khumba and Zeus had roughed them up.
>Did not secure two kills I went for, but that's cool.
>Ult while minions tower dive, enemy Hel is defending the tower at 75% health.
>Enemy Ullr goes for the other lane, so I bird my way over.
>Somehow bag a kill with my clone while defending a tower some distance away.

Two kills, zero deaths, four assists. Playing smart feels so good. Thanks for all the suggestions, advice and banted /smgen/, I honestly feel like I've upped my game with your assistance.

>>151875271
>Implying it takes skill to get 2k.

>>151875826
Ah, you're the SWK from before. No problem, man. And if you keep playing like that, you'll be able to secure kills while still keeping it safe with no deaths.

>>151875773
(You)

Since you niggers are talking about op gods i'm going to give you the list of op gods now. All these gods need to be reworked or nerfed. If you play any of these gods you are trash at this game and should kys for picking easy mode broken shit.

>he bo
>posedion
>hun nigger monkey
>sun other nigger monkey wukong
>terra
>ama
>baka
>bellona
>scylla nigger bitch
>thanatos
>chronos
>chang'e
>vamana
>bastet
>nox
>athena
>freya
>janus
>chiron
>ares
>hel
>sol
>cupid
>raijin
>chicken shit ra
>odin
>ymir
>chaac
>anhur
>fagnir
>kali
>fenrir
>hou go fuck yourself yi
>isis
>aphro
>nu wa
>neith
>zeus
>ah faggot puch
>geb
>xbal
>ao
>anoobis
>shitbeck
>skadi cunt
>hades
>baccus

>151876304
Ah yes, a spectacular refute.

Who has a firmer butt, Isis or Nemesis?

<<151876329
(you)

>>151876437
Nemesis obviously. She's more athletic.

Isis is just a skinny-fat lazy mage.


Shame about Nemesis's face though.

>>151876437
Nemesis. I suspect she does a lot of exercises to stay fit and aware, and being single and chaste being raped by Zeus does not count! she has not stuck anything in her butt to possibly cause it to sag.

>>151876647
But could nemesis crack a coconut between her thighs? This is important.

>>151876401
>0.49% pick rate on ranked conquest
>39.53% win rate on ranked conquest

>>151876729
Possibly? I am unsure the amount of strength and force it would take to do that, but were she not a fictional character I would not put it past her.

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>>151876329
>tfw waifu arti isn't on this list
Good feel.

>>151869649
Freya with her new model but her old outfit.

Even if she is a futa she likes getting dicked and not being the dickee.

>>151877603
>Even if she is a futa she likes getting dicked and not being the dickee.
Kill yourself. Freya gives her massive cock to everyone.

>>151877603
Stop posting ne zha, you won't get to dick freya. Now bend over.

>>151877431

It's because she's so shit there's no point in picking her.

>>151877431
I want Artemis to drink 3 gallons of water and then peepee all over my peepee

>>151877836
>Ne Zha fucks Freya
>he's sweating and struggling and stuff
>She's just laying there bored

I thought cabraken was nerfed to only 3 shields for spec? I see no difference wtf is this

>>151877603
I want to fuck Freya but then right as I'm about to cum inside her she whispers in my ear Trump would make a terrible president so I pull out and high-tail it out of there.

>>151877824
No you, she likes feeling my dick in her ass while I force her to cum over herself.

>>151878482
But I agree with her, I will take your not quite sloppy seconds off Freya.

So, we always seem to talk about which god/goddess you want to fuck/marry/get fucked by/etc, but I wish to propose a new question: Gods you want to be friends with.

Quan Yu and Xing Tian. Just chilling with them, hearing stories, poetry and thinking about zen. Sounds like a relaxing time to say the least.

>>151878712
Chiron. He's be wise as fuck.

>>151878712
My answer to these will always be Chronos. He literally can stop time and show me the past, future and everything. It would be cool as fuck.

>>151878636
Lass I was once like you. I thought if Obama got a second term we would fall into a second recession, but it didn't happen and I realized the media just likes to say "the other side will doom America."

Contrary to what you or Jamie Marchi thinks, Trump will not make forced labor camps or his own currency to wipe out the dollar. What will happen is more people will pay no taxes, and that's something both parties can agree upon.

>>151879082
Hilary and trump are both terrible. Hilary will win just cause she's a woman. Shit sucks. Where the fuck is Kanye?

>>151878712
Raijin is the only true answer.

>>151878712
Medusa.
I imagine her to be pretty fun if you get past all her hatred.
Though I imagine her getting some..complexes having one friend.

>>151879334
>waifufag comes along and ruins it

>>151878712
Probably Bacchus, party animal and would be able to get drunk off his endless wine. And probably Xbal and Hun Batz so we can play football together against the Hero Twins.

>>151879391
>waifu
Dude she is ugly as fuck, we were talking about befriending here.

>>151879461
>medusa
>ugly

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>>151879578

>>151879864
qt mask but underneath I'm pretty sure she's ugly as fug

>>151880110
t. athena

hey this is my job, sorry the all caps rants have been lacking these past weeks but that doesn't give you the right to do it

also fuck you nigger for making fun of me for saying that scylla is pure concentrated aids for niggers with non existent skill who want a character bloated with one shot mistake rewarding kit nigger

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Why the fuck would anybody play ranked on this game?
>7+ minute queue time for the mot popular mode
>obnoxious, insufferable pricks
>people treat a poorly balanced casual MOBA like their life depends on it
>have to grind up this ladder for dozens of matches to know your actual placement

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>>151834649
no, we cuck apollo

>>151880262
FUCK OFF YOU NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT YOU DONT EVEN PLAY THE GAME ANYMORE

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>>151852483
>mfw i dident notice this before when it was 50% off
I'M MAD

>>151878287
L-lewd...

>>151879082
Go back to /pol/ faggot. This thread is about Smite waifus, fucking our Smite waifus in our imagination and wondering what the hell kinda meta Hirez is trying ti push in Smite

>>151878852
That would be cool, philosophy, archery, astrology and medicine all day, and wine all night. Chiron would truly be the Great Teacher.

>>151878996
What if Chronos showed you your inevitable, unalterable death? Not to mention his tenses would be all sorts of fucked up from experiencing time all at once.

>>151879315
Raijin? That's a bit of a surprise. Can you tell me why, if you are still around the thread?

>>151879334
You could use her gorgon stare for good, make statues and sell them and give Medusa a proper life once more. Clingy as fuck though I bet.

>>151879421
True that, he's also a master of magic as well. I just would never trust him around any female relatives, or girlfriends/wives. Also, Xbal was one of the Hero Twins.

>>151882207
How do I upboat your blog?

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Who has the best recolor in the game and why is it Fenrir?

>>151882389
Arachne's and Freya's are awesome too.

>>151882517
Freya WAS awesome, now its just a regular old plain recolor.

>>151882207
Raijin, because pain and death are just the costs of having fun.

>>151882207
>What if Chronos showed you your inevitable, unalterable death?

I think I'd be content with it. If that's the tradeoff for being able to witness so much, I'll take it.

>>151882571
no it isn't

>>151882351
That's easy, go to tumblr.com/fuckoffhomie and smash that upvote button!!!1!

>>151882608
Raijin clearly does a lot of cocaine and participates in illegal car races. He just seems like that sort of god. Gotta party hard till you die.

>>151883000
Logical answer, not the route I would take but I can respect your opinion. Seeing history would be pretty amazing. Or committing practical jokes throughout time.

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I can't help, but look down on them.

>>151883958
I hope Nox gets a decent skin at last any time soon.

>>151884604
The Bunny one that was leaked through data mining looks nice.

>>151884886
Is there a picture?
I can not really imagine a bunny Nox

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>>151885079
>>151884886
You mean this?

>>151885079
The portrait art is pretty damn cute. Hoping it's a Season Ticket skin and not a massive chest skin. Well I want Nox to have a massive chest, but still.

>>151885079
>>151885375
Yeah, that's it. https://youtu.be/z3EJ_YvOuVU
That's her voice pack. They're probably just finishing animation for moves or something I guess.

>>151878712
Definitely Odin. We'd ride into battle together obliterating our enemies then celebrate with a feast and party lasting for weeks.

We would scour all of creation together disguised as mortals. Learning all there is to know about the world and enjoying it's many pleasures including food, art, and women. Then when we were needed we would return to Asgard to lead the gods once more. And on the end of days I would fight by his side until I could no longer move my body. And right at the end we would share one final brotherly embrace before drifting off forever, satisfied with how wonderful the journey had been.

>>151885554
Its shit.

>>151882207
>>151883636
So is it just aspergers, or do you have some kind of weird cocktail of autism?

>>151885682
Lol gay

has anyone ever tried to pick a comp full of gods with wall obstacles and wall off minion waves until they all gather to form a gigantic army ?

>>151885554
what the fuck man that vp fucking sucks. literally doesn't fit the look of the skin

I was playing SMITE with my GPU ovrclockd and then my screen went black for a moemnt and now everything feels like it's running at 30 FPS. How to fix /smgen?

>>151885554
Nox voice needs to be soothing or at least have the charm of a high class lady, that vp sucks.

>>151886398
This happens to me sometimes too but not playing any games.

Why is agni so fun /smgen/

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Can someone explain what this redditor is crying about?
I thought you can already do this? Buy a diamond skin, wear it, and hide your stats. Same goes for buying a diamond skin, using the default skin (lol?) and still hiding your stats? He says he wants this yet still wants to show he's diamond with a character? Literally what? Is the X in the bottom left of his frame not enough?

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>>151885554
>high-class outfit with bunny ears for god knows what reason
>"lets give her a southern cowgirl accent"

>>151886925
Seriously mane, landing his gases with his dash then ulting like 69 times on a enemy is so satisfying. Gonna pick up the Swagni skin during the Hindu sale.
>>151887542
I dunno man...ask him?

>>151887684
I don't have a leddit account I just browse there because you guys say they get the first scoop on all future updates.

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>Odyssey 2015 was released on aug 19th
>Odyssey 2016 was released on sep 29th
>Odyssey 2017 will be released on _______
Hello????????????

>>151888542
October 39thor should i say November 9th?

So, i just was in a game with aphro of 3.7k worshipers who said & did following things:
1)Boots are bad, never bought them throughout the game
2)You don't need beads on Aphro (enemy team has Athena)
3)Bellona is overpowered and cannot be dealt with (what is knockback and stun in your kit)
4)Did not have a single stack on warlocks sash 15minutes in the game, whilst it was her first item, but she chose to keep it at rank 2, whilst finishing assrod & polynomicon
Amazing

>>151888542
>implying there will be one

>>151888802
Everyone has his own play style. What matters is, is he successful?

>>151888764
Hehehe you said Thor

>>151889041
No, of course not.

>>151885554

It's like they told Nig Nox to do a voice again, but you know, white it up.

>Phase 3: Voting on Concepts

>August ??? – August ???

>**Due to the overwhelming amount of submissions, we are committing extra time to review them all.**

>We’ll give you the top concepts, selected by a special HiRez panel, and you’ll get to vote on your favorite skin idea.

Seeing how they didn't change the date for phase 4, we don't exactly get much time to vote.

HOLY FUCK

I just played a game of Clash where my team had only 2 kills the whole game...and I was the one that got both kills as Ymir.

Matchmaking is a fucking joke, I went 2/0/0 and the rest of my team went a combined 0-29.

>>151889998
post proof

>>151889998
Get good.

How to counter Loki in Duel?
Inb4 GET GUD because top streamers even have problems with him in Duel

>>151889881
source? when is phase 4

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>>151889041
Not exactly. However he did buy winged wand after we yelled at him.

>>151890353
Ward.
Pick his daughter.

>>151890353
Mystical mail, Skadi, early pressure, wards, AMC ban it

>>151890424
The smite homepage.

Every time I play a female character in a game I like to pretend she is me and then pretend I get raped

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>pick bastet
>enemy team's next pick is awilix
It's about to be one of those games.

>be that one guy in the team who uses wards
>team completely ignores visible incomming enemys and get ganked to death
>tell them via voice command to retreat if necessary
>completely ignore me and die
>put the head set on and tell them to fucking look at their mini map and to stop playing like autistic fucks
>get a message "no u"

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>>151885554
that's a sexy voice, but i doesn't fucking make any sense to put it on that skin

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>go solo lane
>jungle nem tells me to follow her
>I guess we're going to hog steal their buff and gtfo
>wait from afar until the camp is low
>she goes ham on enemy arachne and wukong
>nemesis early game
>is
>trying to fight
>arachne and wukong at level one
>dies then proceeds to suicide dive for the rest of the game
>smashes f7 as if the show wasn't ridiculous enough

nemesis mains confirmed autistic