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USA is best.
hana song
>tfw 960 2gb
>>151682979
I want to poz Lucio!
Fareeha?
>>151682979
Think I'm going to take a break from this game until they put out new maps. If I see Hanamura one more time I'm going to off myself.
>>151683334
What's the problem? Runs the game fine.
>2gb
Wish I had gotten the 4GB model.
Reyes
>>151683706
Why does she say PHA-REE-HA?? With a hard P.
Sleep tight.Reap tight.
They need to make a skirmish specific map. I hate that right now, you end up having to waddle around the map for a minute just to find somebody and then halfway through the fight you end up loading into the game.
If they made it a small fy_iceworld like map, it'd make it so much more worth playing.
Create a thematically and mechanically unique movement ability.
>>151683239
Is a fucking slut
Hot off the presses
>All this playtime with Lucio
>I can't have fun with him
Ana will never have a friendship like Reys and Jack
>>151662330
whats are some good team comps? i know 2 dps 2 tank 2 healer but what heros should there be?
I want Roadhog to own me!
>>151682886
Arena with lots of floating flat surfaced curving walls and small floating platforms. Lucios only, right click air blast only, on a 2 second CD. Permanent speed boost too. Objective is to ride around on the floating walls and knock the enemy Lucios off into the abyss below.
>>151684013
Hovering. You can only hover.
Requires no extra ability meter but move slow. Super slow.
However you can stay hovering in place near-indefinitely.
>>151684180
Just go fuck any fat dude then.
>>151683991
That's never going to happen because of the way this game works. They're not going to waste unique resources on something that exists between matches, and there'll never be a deathmatch gamemode that would justify the creation of a map like that.
I only play this game for the memes
>>151684180
I feel you
I feel like we could use maps that have more verticality.
>when you kill the genji with helix rockets after he shits on your for picking 76 in competitive
>>151683991
>>151684265
They could just take a regular map and change the spawns. Like Hanamura Attacking Spawn 1 and Attacking Spawn 2
>>151684013
A lucha character who grapples enemies. They have little control over their movement and firing when grappled. Slow damage from bind.
>>151684013
Something like Widowmaker's grappling hook, but it lets you stick to walls. In fact, it forces you to stick to walls for a minimum of 3 seconds, at which point you can let go.
>>151684142
Pharah, 76, Winston, Roadhog, Symettra, Mercy
>>151684049
>making this image over some /b/cuck or /soc/cuck crossboarder trying to get some attention
We already gave him plenty of (you)s, there is no need to do more than that.
>>151684376
I feel like we could use maps where the defender spawn doesn't exit onto the fucking point
>>151683941
It's that feeling of everything being on high but textures
>>151684013
Bore. You can pass through thin walls and floors. This includes passing through a ceiling if you can reach it with the ability.
>>151684338
>overalls that has a belt loop
>nipple rings against hard leather that will tear them off
Why tumblr why?
My zenyatta reaction folder is little to none
post zenyatta pics.
>>151684013
Slow rate of fire precise primary weapon that lets you teleport behind a target you headshot.>'nothing personal kid's behind you
>>151684013
Some spear-chucking mechanic. Functions like Junkrat's trap except the enemy gets pinned against whatever surface the spear hits. If it doesn't have enough momentum, it just hits them and wedges into the ground for a couple seconds. With enough force, launches the enemy back into a wall.
Which regions have 60 tick servers now?
>in QPYes, it's QP, that's the joke read the end
>getting rolled by 2 dvas, and because it's QP and I play too much zarya practicing other players I don't swap to zarya
>Team consists of a mccree, rein, mercy/ana, genji, and something else that shoots bullets
>Tell team "wow it's like you guys want to lose to 2 dvas"
>Keep messing around as bastion, sym, torb
>Swap to Zarya because it seems like no one knows how to counter dva and zarya is main bae
>Stop their steam roll, but die so then it goes right back to it
>we lose obviously
>team mate literally says
"How do you counter dva anyways? I don't know how"
At level 79. Fucking 79. How can you get this far in the game, even QP, without knowing counters.
And what multi verse is some retard picking Hanzo in comp 'my fault' and I'm somehow suppose to work around it if the other team has an actual composition?
>>151684725
it seems NA only
show em boys
>Zarya finally gets a skin where her hair is a normal color
>It isn't a mullet
>>151684492
960 2GB right? I have textures on high and I'm running at 70FPS
So, I just did my first 10 competitive matches, and I scored 70 points.
Is that good?
>>151684049
I don't get it what does poz stand for?
>>151684771
Your team has to do the 'wait for a pick and then go in' strat. Either Hanzo does his fucking job and it's fine or your team sits there until Hanzo knows he's the one at fault.
Your child will be raised by the two heroes you've played the most in Overwatch.
How awesome/fucked is your kids life /owg/?
>>151684956
Stands for HIV positive.
Apparently its a kink for some people, which makes no fucking sense.
>>151684924
I have everything on high but textures which are at medium
Why is Imp/Devil Mercy flatter than the other skins
When will Reap get his revenge?
>>151685102
>two healers
>open box
>3w1b
>the only olympic one is "no pain no gain" from zarya
well, nice
>>151684835
is this her original concept? I bought the origins edition thinking i would get this
>>151685102
tracer/lucio
roadhogthumbsup.jpg
>>151685102
Reaper/Lucio would be interesting
>>151685102
D.Va/Zenyatta
I don't see this working out too well
>>151685419
It's an edit
>>151685298
He set the bar pretty high for his vengeance quest.
>kill Jack/76
>kill Mercy for fucking his shit up
>kill all of Overwatch
>kill the people who promoted Jack instead of him
>kill all the omnics
>kill kill kill
>DIE DIE DIE
>>151685131
Why did he get HIV on purpose? Wtf
>>151685102
>Reinhardt and Pharah
Kid grows up to become a paladin
>>151685064
> your team sits there until Hanzo knows he's the one at fault.
Well meme'd friend if the Hanzo had a brain he wouldn't be Hanzo
>Guy shit talks a big game
>Can't back it up
>Ends up quietly exiting the match halfway through
Is there anything sweeter
>>151685131
>Not wanting to have sex with a random dude, get a deadly disease, and die a very painful death, all for the sake of limited sexual pleasure
When did /owg/ get so vanilla?
Why is she so perfect?Why the fuck doesnt the screenshot resolution option work for me?
>>151685102
Tracer/Lucio
I think my kid's life will be great!
>>151684013
runs faster backwards
cant jump, spacebar forces you halfway into the ground, falls off platforms
bullet trails remain for x sec, speed boost for allies, slow for enemies
hovers with leftclick, aoe damage, walks very slowly when not hovering
ability that marks an enemy, both characters move more slowly/quickly when user has enemy in fov
>>151671252
>>151671362
>>151671498
>>151671886
>>151672169
>>151672254
Alright, so after some research I've decided that I'll go with the Deathadder. I saw there's an Overwatch version of the mouse available so I figure I might as well spend the extra bucks to get it because why the fuck not?
Thanks so much for the suggestions guys, I'm shocked so many of you gave me such helpful information. Really based thread.
>>151685736
>buying razer stuff
>>151685102
>Lucio
>Junkrat
Kid's gunna grow up just fine, right up until his mid-20s when he blows the Vishkar Corporation HQ sky high.
>>151685656
>Doing it for pleasure
>Not doing it for (you)s
Do you have your priorities straight, anon?
>>151685102
>Junk & Torb
At least they'll be able to rebuild my house after blowing it up.
>>151685657
Only works in borderless windowed m8
>>151685834
You say that, but all the reviews I've read specifically referenced the deathadder as being really good, despite Razor's cheesy marketing.
Is Ana meta?
>>151685102
>Lucio and Mcree
I have faith.
>>151685921
thx m8
>>151685590
>kill Mercy for fucking his shit up
Oh for fucks sake...
Mercy was on the other side of the world when the shit between Reyes and Jack went down. More then likely some fucking idiot loyal to Reyes tried to rez him but fucked it up by using experimental tech that Mercy was working on.
>>151685102
>Junkrat
>Lucio
Really gonna be interesting. Is Lucio neutral or positive towards Omnics? Will he create a genre of music out of explosions?
I fucking hate quick play, I always have a sniper or a shitting Ana on my team during attack.
And they're always useless and we always lose.
>>151686053
He'd still kill the good doctor just for being an Overwatcher.
I think it's funny the way Genji says "Very Well"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JRDwpk097K
You don't get the full effort here, but I swear in-game it sounds like he's slurring it.
Is this happening to anyone else? With my "main" I have a great win rate, but my backups (support, tank), are not so great. Majority of the games I lose are where
1.) I should have switched and the tank/support was garbage
2.) I switched, and didn't play my role well enough
How do I play her senpai?
She's one of my lower win ratesand I honestly prioritize healing over damage
>>151685736
It's a damn good mouse
The mamba also is excellent
Make sure your dpi is 800-1200 though
I recommend 800 and 8-10 ingame sens
>>151685656
ok warcrimes
>>151684049
>took 3 fucking months to get HIV
this anon was the luckiest person alive for 3 months. he wasted god's grace.
>>151685102
>Widowmaker/Tracer
That kid ain't right.
>>151686224
>and I honestly prioritize healing over damage
Fuck winrates keep doing what you're doing. You're a good Ana.
>>151685736
It doesn't matter what mouse you use. Overwatch is such a slow-paced game that aiming isn't difficult at all.
>>151686224
Learn to aim and how to prioritize targets and know their hp pool to your hps.
>>151685590
>>151686329
>that thumbnail
Uhh
>>151671886
How do you melee without a mouse with side buttons?
>>151685736
I recently just got the G502 to play OW.
>>151684013
you can crawl on the ceiling but only when your dick is out
>>151686245
wtf i cant play above 400dpi 6 sens
>>151685102
>Lucio and Junkrat
Would probably spend most of his time with Junkrat and Roadhog since Lucio would be away for concerts. So long as he doesn't die in the meantime, he'll have no problem getting rid of Vishkar for Lucio, though I'm sure Lucio wouldn't approve of his methods. It actually sounds pretty interesting.
>>151684828
I started at 47 from placements
telling you right now, there is no difference in play skill between people from 38 to 47, its the same thing, and I'm pretty sure its also the same in the 50s.
>>151684049
Jesus christ /owg/ how did we stray so far from God's light?
>>151686329
is tracer/widowmaker shipping going too far?
>>151686329
>concealed smug
I like it
>>151686202
>He'd still kill the good doctor just for being an Overwatcher.
I'm absolutely fine with that.
But this "Mercy rezed Reaper" shit needs to stop.
>>151686224
Heal your team often
Throw heal bombs into clusters of enemies and team mates
Put snipers or anyone attack from a distance to sleepfap to her until you cant walk
>>151686506
theres a pretty big difference between 50-54 and 55-59
Consider thiswhat if they removed Roadhog's ability to jump? If you think about it, it makes sense. Why would that fat fuck ever jump?
>>151685102
>76 and Zarya
This kid's going to be more masculine than Kenshiro himself
>>151686224
Either get your own stack or be ster. Anything less you WILL get shit for anything you do or don't do unless you mute others.
>>151685834
its a good mouse though.
A friend of mine gave me his a long time ago after he scammed swifty for a mouse from his giveaway thing.
So I didn't pay any money for it, but its better than any other mouse I've ever used. The main thing I'd say, is the weight, and the program that comes with it for adjustments. Although mine isn't the chroma one, those game way way later.
>>151685102
>Roadhog and Reinhardt
Well this is gonna be weird.
>>151684654
>>151686636
Consider this.
>>151684142
>Below 55
Pharah, McCree, Zarya, Rein (Payload)/Dva(Koth), Lucio, Zen
>Above 55
Genji, McCree, Zarya, Rein (Payload)/Dva(Koth), Lucio, Zen
Below 55, you rarely run into McCree's/76s who can completely shutdown a Pharah, and Pharah just shits damage from the sky. High 50s everyone can aim, and almost every game has McCree.
>>151686607
>>151686224
Watch how all of the other people play Ana
Ignore your team's cry for heals and go for kills like you're playing Widowmaker 2.0 :^)
If you became hanas bf, but discovered she had been hiding a ten inch dick all this time, would you stay with her?
>>151686593
ok [LG508] The_Grouch
>>151686748
Unf.
>>151686220
opposite.
I main McCree and have a 45.6% win rate.
I play pharah on some maps and have a 73% win ratio with her, and a 50% win ratio with Winston, Reinhardt, and zarya. But a 30% win ratio with lucio.
>>151685102
>JunkratandBastion
???
>>151686748
>you will never be date raped by ana
If D.Va is korean, why does she sound like a mexican slut?
>>151685939
Mine started doubleclicking after 2 years.
>Merciful
>Captain Amari
>Horus
wat do for ana skin?
>>151686795
Only if she's into topping at least some of the time.
let me hear more of your hero ideas / desires lads
>>151686795
I'm pretty sure hana would cuck me with another guy if I dated her.
she seems like the slut type.
>>151684180
i will make your dream come true
would you a genjimouto?
>>151686957
Someone like Father Alexander Anderson the paladin. Heretics need to feel gods wrath Amen.
>>151686957
A hero that, story wise kills hanzo permanently and removes him from the game when released
>>151686862
Yeah, one of the cons I've read is that it doesn't last as long as some of the other more durable mice, however its comfort-ability and precision were huge pros. Also, I'd only use the mouse for gaming only, so that should also preserve its lifespan.
I'm also assuming there's software that comes with the mouse that will allow me to change its DPI settings? I'm seeing it has a max of 10,000 dpi and I'm really hoping I can lower it as needed, because apparently 1000-2000 is the ideal range, with some people preferring 400 even.
Muscular male hero who throws steak on the ground as healing pick up.
>waiting for players...
>leaving game, not enough players
>>151685102
Reinhardt and D.va
He'll either be a hyper competitive white knighting ass hat, or a self hating beta that could never live up to either of their expectations.
If a member of Overwatch joins Talon, what does Reaper do?
Does he execute the new recruit? Is he cool with them?
>>151686886
A-Are you sure? Futas have huge sex drives, you would become her cum dump!
>>151687081
Amen!!!
>>151686871
Merciful if you want old Ana. Captain Amari if you want young.
>>151687240
I'd love that tbqh
>>151686795
The dick only makes it better
>>151686957
An alternate version of tracer where she didn't get the harness and eventually mastered her abilities on her own and has an axe to grind and is basically an edgy cunt because of what happened to her.
>>151687102this new hero is also a bow user
>>151686506
55+ is very different from 45-55, which to me, was different from 35-45.
35-45, you can group, and simply dominate. If you are stuck here, you are just bad at the game, or solo queuing like an idiot. Lots of Widowmaker and Hanzo picks that can't aim, useless bastion picks, and idiots who get shutdown by a turret. I tilted once and ended up at 38.
45-~55,play the meta and you win - and solo queuing is a bit easier. At the low 50s a bit more skill is involved, but at the high 40s is more about coordination.
55+, IMO was everyone plays the meta, and being garbage at this rank means you aren't skilled enough. Dropping from here usually means your losses were your fault. Widowmaker picks here are usually good and people actually fucking switch.
Being in 55+, in hindsight, was the most fun I ever had - I just didn't take my games seriously enough. Losing games in 45-53 just seems like an exercise in futility, at 55+ I actually felt my losses were deserved and needed to go back and study what I did wrong.
>>151687071
>killing your sister then wanting to fuck her when she's a cyborg
hanzo is fucked up
>>151687189
>in skirmish
>everyone gets put into a match but you
>>151687338
crossbow
>>151687081
>>151687249
When lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hvMvP07uuE
>>151684473
The game already inherently favors attacking teams, why would you want to make it even harder on the defense?
tfw you want to play overwatch and four people on your friends list are playing hotswhat do people see in that game? its just a shittier lol/dota
>>151687113
Yeah the software is just some download off their site.
>>151687605
It's an even more casual MOBA.
>>151686795
>she had been hiding a ten inch dick all this time
>play comp
>get 50 rank
>never play again
>>151685219
Tighter chest armor. Boobs are soft, anon.
I posted earlier how I received the same red zarya skin three times now. I was so fucking pissed. I shrugged it off and kept playing, I grinded for hours until I got 2 boxes.
The same
Fucking
Skin
TWO TIMES IN A FUCKING ROW
THE SAME SKIN 5 TIMES
Can't think
Can't cry
Keep thinking of a suicide
>>151687102
>>151687338
>hanzo shoots his own eye out, thinks bows fucking suck
>now he uses an M16
bam. fixed.
I played Hanzo and I liked it. Help me /owg/.
>>151685219
Its a skin from before she gave herself enhancement surgery
>>151687694
You don't hide something like that.
>>151687354
I've never played in a group, but I still think I'm in the right range. 38-50 is the same thing.
>>151687705
>ywn make mercy cut her hair short and wear a binder so she can pass as a qt femboy
;__;
>>151687863
Quit being a faggot an embrace him hes decent.
>>151687863
roll
>>151683954
Reapotato
>>151687863
WIDOWMAKER ANAL
>>151687863
If you can actually hit people with him consistently and know when to ult it's ok.
>>151687863
Ok.
>>151687605
>tfw managed to add my favorite cosplayer but he only plays HoTS and Diablo
>people rage quit Lucioball
>people leave because AFKs
Thanks for the free late join exp.
>>151687863
widowmaker is better
roll
>>151687081
this image gets worse in quality every time i see it
>>151685102
Roadhog and Mccree?
By god...
>>151687863
hanzo is the best
>>151688042
I have to perform oral on some cold pussy? Luck of the draw.
>>151687863
Loliandra plz
>>151687863
neat
>>151687863
>>151687973
I don't even have a foot fetish fuck you rerolling
>>151686871
Shrike is best skin.
GOD DAMN IT YOU FAGGOTS PLEASE STOP PLAYING ANA ON ATTACK YOU'RE NOT GOOD AND YOU'RE NOT HELPING WIN
Is this is the best Overwatch YTP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UulqArDRCHc
>>151688360
Honestly anon she's probably gonna pull your dick clean off.
>>151687863
Again.
>>151688365
ana can be good on attack
the problem is that she requires aim and actually thinking unlike the other healers
>>151688275
>>151688042
>you receive a blowjob from traceranon pls on the image there is tens column and ones column
>>151688365
Holy shit exactly
It's even worse when I check their profile and it's not even an hour with her...
>>151688365
Ana is better on attack then defense faggot. Nano boost is amazing and she can combine her grenade with the payload heal for pretty much a lucio amp.
>>151688475
It's all right anon she can have it.
>>151687863
30 please
>>151684013
Obviously done before but I want it.
>>151688365*Sip*
>>151687863
mercy pls
>>151687071
Sure
>>151687060
2 seconds in gimp
>>151688639
>39
kek
>>151687863
d.va get
>>151688869
You lucky dog, can we trade rolls?
>>151688573
But the 4 is in the 10s column and the 2 is in the 1s column.
>>151688580
How do you check their profile? I don't see that arrow that allowed me to do it before anymore.
>>151688947
oh waiti'm drunk
>your team and the enemy team are just fucking around and all playing winston
>that one guy who refuses to switch to winston and plays reaper
>tells us to win or he'll kill us
>>151688995
If you press p in game to open the channel thing it lets you click that arrow thing again
>2k gold
>already have all the skins I want and don't even care about emotes/highlights
>>151684013
Double tap any direction to do a short dash (about half of tracer's blink), .3sec invulnerability while dashing, 2 seconds cooldown.
>>151682979
So does anyone here actually use the group discord at all? I'm not adverse to it but I understand why some people dislike it.
>there are hanafags in this thread RIGHT NOW that think D.Va is pure
SHE'S A DEGENERATE YOU IDIOTS
>>151684654
I feel like I post this too often but I rarely make OC
>>151687863
Railing.
>>151687237
He kills them. He is not loyal to Talon. Not like Widowmaker, who is their dog. He is only loyal to himself. He uses Talon for his own agenda.
>>151689208
no I just use gamechat
>>151685736
Mate I had the deathadder. Make damn sure you like how it feels in your hand before you buy one. It would constantly slide out of my hand because of how smooth and spherical it is.
I just recently bought a G502 and I like that but eh I can't be as accurate with my macros as I could with razer synapse.
>>151689208
No, it's only ever used by people from EU, NA doesn't even do anything.
You have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't riding the Zenyatta train before nerf
>>151689359
CUTE.
the macthmaking in this game is something else
>>151689208
every single past experience with shit like that leads me to the assumption that people that voluntarily join random chat groups arent the kind of people actually interested in playing the game, they just want to use the game as a social crutch because theyre boring, dreadful people to interact with
>>151687863
Hanzo is actually pretty solid if you can aim. Also, rolling.
>>151689145
Thanks senpai
>>151687894
Tuck it under and right into your own asshole.
>>151687863
D.va please
>>151686804
back to war thunder general with you faggot
All right lads how do we make Torb great again? Quicker fire rate outside of molten core? Armor only costs 25 scrap or gives 100 armor? Maybe he can put down a second turret for all 200 scrap that stays in level one mode and when you molten core it goes to level two while your main turrets still hops to level 3? Any ideas I want the Manlet king to be good.
>>151688275
Why would anyone not be thrilled by getting to eat out Widowmaker? Literally the safest way to have sex with her without getting killed. Unless your head game is pleb-tier.
>>151689550
I was playing Zenyatta before the nerf and I will be playing him after.
Though I think when Discord is inevitably nerfed to 20 or 30% he should personally take less damage from the person he has discorded. A percentage equal to whatever the damage is increased on the person.
>>151689805
>Someone fucking saved this.
>>151685102
A cute older sister to play video games and go on MEKA rides, and best dad
My child will be alright
>>151686871
disregard all exceptHorus
>>151689908
Only torb picture I've ever found here.
>>151687334
>that thong
Is that actually the in-game or SFM fanart?
>don't blame your team, look for ways you can improve as a player
>ana ult a reinhardt, he throws his shield up and slowly backs away
I know you're not supposed to blame your team, but wat even do with people like this?
>>151689994
wew
>>151687863
Hana Song, I love you.
>gold as eliminations
>over and over
>as fucking Lucio
I need to stay with comp, the sheer stupidity of people in quickplay is maddening
>>151689994
in-game
>>151687863
people say they nerfed his arrows but I'm still constantly oneshot by hanzos who miss ten shots in the kill cam before accidentally hitting me and pausing in shock right after
>>151689814
Anon, did you have a good relationship with your mum?
Having time limited skins, with no way to work towards them, makes the game less fun overall
Since the event started, I've started playing less Overwatch per day than at any point since release, culminating in playing none over the past 5 days when I used to play every night. I think I've nailed down why this is. This event has made opening loot boxes something I hate rather than look forward to.
Previously, every box got me closer to my goal of getting my next skin. I'd either get something outright and be very happy, or get credits (dupes) that I could save up to purchase it. That isn't the case any longer. If I don't get the skin I want in one box I'm no closer to getting it than I was before. There's no progression. /Nothing/ I have done so far contributes in any way to me getting the skin I want and there's nothing I can do to change that.
Add on top of this, I now only have a limited amount of attempts to get a specific skin. Every box I open without getting what I want feels like a failure. Not only am I disappointed I didn't get what I want, I feel like the time I spent working towards earning the box, or the money I spent, was wasted. I'm constantly under pressure to play more than I want because I'm on a timer. Overwatch has become an obligation rather than an escape and eventually I've just stopped playing altogether to remove the frustration. Blizzard themselves have realized timed rewards are a bad idea back on Diablo 3 as expressed here: http://us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/20420494255#8 When you reward playing at specific times, you cause your playerbase burnout chasing the timed rewards and make playing at any other time less rewarding by definition.
With the recent indication of the seasonal events being the main way of releasing new skins I honestly feel like Overwatch has lost its appeal.
>>151690043
tell them that you're going to nanoboost the before you just throw it at them without warning?
communication is key
>>151689805
>How to fix torb
He can repair while its taking damage
It only takes 4 hits to upgrade the turret instead of 5
Only takes 25 scrap for a pack but he can only carry 100
Any of the 3 would do a long way towards fixing him.
>tfw you will never be good enough to reach top 500
>>151685102
They'll have the most loving mother in the world to guide them and another one that will play with them nonstop and get them into racing.
>>151690190
>Lucio hits someone while doing nothing else
>gets an elimination
That is pretty normal just as long you aren't in damage
>>151690150
Holy shit, it's my lucky day. I wouldn't pick another girl. She's all I need.
feels bad man
why solo queue gods do this to me?
>>151688614
NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO FUCKING PLAY HER OR THEY SUCK HARDER THAN YOUR DAD
>>151690142
>>151690206
This is what really pisses me the fuck off about Blizzards crackdown on Overwatch porn at Pornhub. These motherfuckers are notorious for sexualizing their females, it's literally their primary marketing strategy as well.
Yet the have the fucking nerve to get mad that people make porn of the females they pimp out themselves? There are very few things that piss me off, but hypocrisy is definitely one of them.
Jesus Fucking Christ.
I play as lucio only because he is the best healer I just hate how it feels like I might as well be just shooting nerf darts
>>151690263
He can repair it while its taking damage all ready he just can't out heal any fucking damage.
>>151690305
he shouldn't be getting fucking gold unless the dps is shit
>>151689580
Did you win?
>>151687863
roll
>first double legendary
>dupe of a shit skin I will never use and the shit version of D.Vas good skin
At least I have enough to buy a nice skin now
>>151689254
>Hana smoking
delete this
why aren't women in america thin like her? real life isn't worth it boys
>>151690446
More like why the FUCK do high ranks bring their no skill shitter friend to fuck everything up.
>>151685834
I hate razer but the one thing I will give them is they make a damn good mouse. I just got a new mouse and I spent the extra 10 bucks for the extended warranty just so if something does go wrong I can avoid razers shit customer service.
>>151690446
If someone is that high level 99% of the time they just afk against bots for crates
>>151687863
rolling
>>151690641
feelsbadman
>>151690489
>Can only repair 50 per hit
I can't believe they thought this was a good idea when everyone except for maybe just Zen or Mercy do less than 50
>>151690508
Lucio litterally has nothing else to do but help put dps out there. It shouldn't be surprising for him to take people for 10 12 points worth of damage those still counts as eliminations while he shouldn't have its not imfuckingpossible like mercy.
>>151690446
Blizzard matchmaking at it's finest.
>yeah bro it's totally fine for 50's to be in the same game as 75+
>>151690713
You can get crates from bots
>>151687863
roel
>>151690684
i had two razer mice and they both broke before 1 year of usage
meanwhile my g600 that i bought in 2013 is still strong and functioning well
>>151690446
>Lucio, Zen, McCree, Zarya on the team
>Lowest rank player is with one of the easiest characters in the game
You can complain when you get a [NO HEALERS] [NO TANKS] on rank 63.
>>151690256
I guess I should have posted porn along with this or something if I wanted an actual discussion.
>>151688009
Widowmaker shyly asking me for a date
This is now my fetish thank you
>>151690931
You're repeating shit people have been saying for weeks now.
>>151690834
Er, do more than 50 I mean
>tfw not enough time to play
>had the game since launch and im still only level 30
>>151690512
no, we got rolled
>>151690834
>no one can do 50 dps
This is bait right? thats fucking soldiers default dps.
>>151690256
>>151690641
Protip: No women in England are thin like her as well
>>151687863
I don't want the loli.I promise I don't want the loli.
I FINALLY GOT IT
>>151690446
>those team comps
is that the meta right now?
>>151685736
Fuck the death adder chroma.
I had my 2009 edition for 3 years before I got the double click shit.
Bought a chroma and within 5 months the thing triple clicks on left click, and double clicks on right click. Scroll wheel just stopped.
Disassembled the thing to attempt the "fix" and it didn't do shit. Customer service cucked me hard, too.I just got a mamba TE and it's really good, would recommend.tfw can't stop buying razershit cause i'm too used to it
>>151690867
Good luck friend
>>151689326
gangster gibbs hoe
horus or captain amari?
>>151691309
yes meta is 2-2-2 right now.
>>151691309
pretty much
>>151690895
i have the g600
its 130g, 30g heavier than the deathadder
while its a good mouse, it is way too heavy for low sens players
>>151691339
mamba sensor is shit
>>151684013
Not necessarily a movement, but you can stick to walls and ceilings, like spider-man. But you cannot move, only look around and fire. Any enemy your cursor crosses over will be highlighted to the enemy team for 3-5 seconds like Hanzo's Sonar or Widow's ult
>>151690256
>getting this worked up over poorly put together last minute shiity skins
its almost like kaplan told the team "we have to have an even this month no matter how bad and rushed it may seem"
its still the same game, i dont understand why lootboxes should have any impact on your playtime
>>151691368
Captain Amari
>>151686804
/wtg/ go away
>>151691421
no its actually not shit
>>151691309
Yes
Now understand why high ranked players get upset cause you want to pick your junkrat comfort pick
>>151691309
2 tanks, 2 supports, genji+mcree is the meme meta
>>151691556
acceleration at a hardware level, it is shit
>>151690256
It's obvious this is how every event will go from here on out but what I really want to see is if we're going to get this few amount of skins from events with the majority of them just being recolors. Feel like a chump for saving up my credits and I'm not going to buy boxes so I'll just have to hope I'm lucky with items I want which hasn't happened so far.
>>151691509
>highlighted to the enemy team
highlighted to your team, excuse me
>>151691603
>Genji mcree
Only because they work the best for zen. I don't understand why no gets Zen is the whole reason the meta is like this.
>>151691630
Yes because razer a company that makes exclusively (gaming) gear would put acceleration in on of their mice
>>151691258>>151691258
>>151691258
God fucking damn it that is all I want and all I get is soccer shit and shit flags like Nepal and Shitstralia.
FUCK
Could I at least get the real Union Jack?
>>151691373
not the 2-2-2, but the picks themselves
like Zarya/Roadhog. is Rein not a viable pick?
and Lucio/Zen. no Ana even though she can almost outpace Mercy healing?
also, I thought Genji was the go to Assault
I don't know this stuff, I'm actually asking
>>151691538
Because I actually like two of the skins. I want to get them but I can't. I've opened ~65 boxes so far with no success. I burnt out on trying to get them and even the through of playing now repulses me.
>>151690258
>"my ultimate is ready"
>"my ultimate is ready"
>"my ultimate is ready"
>ult him
not really sure what else I could say
All the characters need nerfs except the characters I play which need buffs
Hanamura is the literal worst map in the game. I would pay money to never have to play it again.
>>151691759
that's right, razer is dogshit. the mamba uses the philips twineye laser sensor which is universally regarded by all mouse enthusiasts as gutter trash.
>>151691818
Support is always Lucio/Zen Tanks can litterally be any of them depending on the situations pro teams use every single tank. As for dps its normally Genji Mcree or Mcree Reaper because they work the best with Discord.
>>151691697
No I get it but thats what people will flame you about really hard. My role is best I can pick any tank I want and still come out on top but offense and support will get hell if you dont go
>genji, mcree, zen, lucio
I got my first ana in competitive yesterday and I had to fight to keep her because of my genji losing his shit over no lucio. Literally screaming into his mic until it shut off at high volume
>>151691630
Acceleration is there, but on default it is turned off.
It was the first thing I noticed when I started synapse after installing the drivers.
thread is moving fast
time to waifupost
>>151691871
Agreeable. I don't really like Hollywood that much either.
>>151687863
rolllll
>>151687863
roll
>>151691852
maybe tell reinhardt that you're going to ult him and not someone else on your team?
>>151691871
Volskaya is undisputably the worst.
>>151691871
that's not volskya
>>151692091
This.
Who decided moving platforms were a good idea.
>>151691996
you can't turn off hardware acceleration, there's a reason no professional FPS player uses a laser mouse. if you want a flawless sensor you select from a small handful of optical sensors like the pmw3310/3366 among others
>>151685102
>D.va and McRee
Kid's doomed.
>>151691871
I'd pay for a fucking map/mode selection option.
>>151691309
Kinda.
Replace Pharah with Genji or tracer and you could probably sacrifice the roadhogs for D.va or winston.
>>151691871
You misspelled Anubis
Is it just me or does Zarya have a steep learning curve? I tried her out for a few games and she seems like hell on wheels if you can time her shields right and aim her laser but if you just flail around you're a sitting duck.
PLAYING KOH
2 GOD DAMN ANAs ON MY FUCKING TEAM
PLEASE GOD FUCKING STRIKE ME DOWN NOW WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME?
>>151692072
If there's one thing that overwatch has taught me, its that there's literally no one playing that will read a manually written message ever. I'm 99% convinced that they're actually automatically filtered out of the chat tbqh.I'm honestly being 100% serious too
the game is really shit at choosing highlights and PotG
>be me
>playing torb on volskaya attack
>ana gives me nano boost
>run onto the point, molten core and shutdown a lucio ult while he's mid-air
>kill their zen
>kill their bastion
>point b is mine
>potg goes to a bastion killing a pharah who was trying to kill the other bastion
so I checked my highlights
>it starts with me in respawn queue
>get a double kill from my floating platform turret
>then a third as assist
just sayin
WHY YES I'D LOVE A WIDOWMAKER ON ASSAULT MAPS
What would be some reasonable nerfs that Blizzard would apply to Zenyatta?
>>151692378
>>playing torb on volskaya attack
lol
>>151692241
>Caring in quickplay
So how will Blizz nerf the current meta (Lucio+Zen+McCree+Zarya+Genji)?
>>151692408
Make discord 30%.
>>151692241
>quickplay
>not accepting ana's nanoinfused love juice into your buttcheek as she prepares you for the gun show
>not scaring their team shitless while you are filled to the brim with syringe infilled goodness as you go from 20-500 in seconds
>so fucking close to hitting comp 60 for those sweet free vp points after working up from 43
>every time this happens I'm matched with an entire team of players with no mics or coordination
I thought this wasn't supposed to happen at 55+!!!?!?!??!!?
>>151692408
40% to discord orb instead of 50%
>>151692453
I can't deal with comp because same kind of shit happens.
>>151692241
Hurrrrr its QP throwing the fucking game is fuuuuuun I get the best practice during a one sided shit stomp
>>151692151
Ah, I read that wrong. Well, I haven't found a mouse that fits my hand at all, I have really large hands, and long fingers.
The mamba feels comfortable for me, and that's enough.
I will look at those mice though.
>>151692404
The problem with attack Widow is that 99/100 times she's shit but then you get one on the other team when you're defending and that Widow accounts for 80% of the other teams eliminations.
>>151692408
Change Discord's function so that instead of making a target receive 50% more damage, they do 50% less damage. This way his Discord doesn't become a shitty damage amp if nerfed.
Improve his orb's healing so that he can, you know, be a support.
r8 my ideas and tell me why i'm an idiot.
>>151692459
I can really see Lucio getting nerfed without making him 100% useless, maybe this is why he wasn't nerfed yet.
Zen's discord is already getting nerfed.
McCree will probably become useless again.
I don't know how they can nerf Zarya, but I hope they do it soon.
Nerfing Genji's ult range should be enough.
>>151685102
>Winston and Zarya
My daughter would be the first bodybuilding rocket scientist.
>>151692496
>Spawn with ana
>tell her dragon blade is ready
>she gives me nano boost right at the spawn
Calm down granny at least get to the payload first.
>>151692408
make discord indefinite with only 25% damage increase
>>151692601
one of the zowie EC has a flawless sensor and is designed for freakishly large pork mitts, i can't remember which one since i'm not a huge zowie fan but you could look into that
I WANT THE DON'T PUT ME WITH THIS FAGGOT EVER AGAIN NOT IN THE GAME.
>Traveling to Hanamura!
>FUCK!
>oh phew, its just a skirmish
>leaving skirmish to join game
>traveling to Temple of Anubis
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
vincenzio has autism
>>151692304
I read them but don't respond because that takes removing my fingers off the WASD keys.
>>151692146
>be Pharah, attacking
>running back to B from respawn as I hear friendly Zarya ult go off
>I'm the only one with an AoE damage ult
>oh fuck
>go around the left, under the platforms
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
>platform rolls by just above me
>any higher and I'd be dead
>>151692740
it was in the game but widowfaggots got it removed by crying that no one wanted to play with them because everyone avoided them
What is your least favorite map to play on and why? I wanna know what it takes for a map to be considered bad
>>151692620
>McCree will probably become useless again.
but he still does great damage without discord.
>>151692740
That feature is never coming back. To many whiny bitches used it to avoid people who spanked them.
Lads, why is defense so shitty on every single map?
>there will never be a server browser to filter anything that isn't payload on the attacking side
>>151692617
>completely shut down an enemy by pressing a single button
You'd have to add a cd to discord, and at this point you might as well stick to Diva/Rein and replace Zen with another healer.
>>151692936
Defense relied on pre-nerf Widowmaker and now that she's gone it's much harder to defend.
>ATTACK ON HANAMURA
>MY TEAM CONSISTS OF MEI AND TORB AND FOR OUR DAMAGE AND 2 TANKS AND A GOD DAMN ANA
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>151687081
I'd be fine with this.
>>151692936
Because the game favors offense and things can snowball very easily.
>>151692882
I like almost all the maps; if there's any one that feels off to me I'd have to say Hanamura, and even then only because of the choke at Hanamura A.
>>151692936
Because there are so many checkpoints.
>>151692459
Genji gets a nerf to ult charge up speed and ult duration.
If his ult charged anywhere close to the speed Zarya's does there would be near to no complaints.
>>151685102
>76 and DVa
What the fuck. 76 will try to teach the kid to be obedient like a lil soldier boy while DVa runs around being a self centered brat. Kid's fucked for life.
>>151690256
My last 10+ loot boxes have been duplicates of sprays, icons and skins and overcoins. I've been tabbing out and stop playing a lot more often lately.
The matchmaking pisses me off. I get matched with premade 200+ level people on the enemy team and get 2 man shitter carrying premades on mine and people making piss poor decisions. When I do win it's a fucking chore. I back out of a lot of lobbies when people instalock certain heroes or if I just plain hate the map which is about a third of them at least.
>>151692726
I actually wanted to buy the EC1-A but the mouse4/5 buttons look so tiny. Fuck, well, I'll order one and try it out.
>>151687863
roll
FEEL THE HEALIN' BEAT
>>151690834
It's to punish fags who want to just let the turret play the game for them instead of going out and putting red hot spikes of metal into fools' faces like a real MANlet.
Who /traitorous/ here?
>find enemy who is alone
>spam Hello and crouch
>walk with them to their team
>ask them to group up
>have them join me while I bait my team towards them
>give a thumbs up in the back of the enemy while they destroying my genji
>rank 72
>>151693225
It's unfortunate that they ruined such a good game. I suppose it was probably a fluke that it was any good in the first place.
>>151692408
I posted my ideas further up.
>Discord Orb increases damage against affected target by 30%
>Discord Orb decreases damage of affected target by 30%
I also changed up his ult.
>Allies within Aura Radius all have a Harmony Orb attached to them with a 50% boost
>Enemeis within Aura Radius all have a Discord Orb attached to them (no boost)
>>151692778
Why is Pharah being so selfish? Mercy just wants to make her comfortable :(
>>151687863
Roll
>>151693365
>They trust you after a while
>while playing reaper
Got a free pixle because of dumbasses
>>151693486
change Rape to Reap.
>>151693429
Because Pharah is just as autistic and socially awkward as Symmetra
>>151685921
works for me in fullscreen
In years from now, do you think people will still discuss the horror of pre-nerf mcree and widow?
If I purposefully play shitty for a while in QP will it start matching me with enemy teams that aren't 6 man premades or am I doomed forever?
add me to get carried by a 70
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197989994673
>>151693363
>tfw I play torb it works out better if I just drop a level 1 and run around the point m2ing everyone
He really needs a fix.
>>151687863
Rollin'
>>151687863
R-r-rollan
>>151693429
She's already comfortable. How could one not feel comfort knowing that in the event of a sudden firefight you have superior protection, highground, firepower, and ability to scout. Now rein on the other hand thats a man with some armor.
>It's a "the whole team stays behind a wall the whole match and never tries to capture the point" episode
Genderswapped skins when?
A SNIPER?
FIGHT TOE TO TOE YOU COWARD
>>151684013
This character is an accidental hero. They constantly find themselves in danger and subsequently get themselves out of danger in circumstances that the public and reactivated Overwatch finds impressively heroic, but in reality they're afraid of everything and are mostly trying to avoid conflict.
Passive Ability: Run speed is up to 125% faster away from enemies and 25% slower running towards them, scaling within a range of 50 meters from the nearest enemy.
>play support
>lose
>play literally anything else
>win (sometimes)
how do you healsluts do it?
why the fuck is reddit so miffed about genji?
>>151693771
>71
>Symmetra handjob
>dick teleports outside spawn and falls off the cliff
>>151693662
I made it to 56 guys. Am I good yet?
>>151692459
So how will Blizz nerf the current meta (Lucio+Zen+McCree+Zarya+Genji)?
Lucio+Zen, Ideally you want to do this without nerfing lucio but if it doesn't work out you might have to lower his healing. The problem you run into is that as it stands now there is no reason to ever pick Ana over Lucio, if Mercy comes back into the scene that means Ana will never get used. Somehow you'd have to make it so that Lucio and Ana both have their uses in the second support role.
>Buff Mercy greatly so she is a much better healer and has real utility
>Nerf Discord and increase the healing output of harmony a little
McCree is kinda ok now, lets change the rest and see where he still is.
>Undo the 76 nerf so he isn't totally outclassed by McCree
Zarya is fine.
Genji should really be more about harassing and not instagibbing.
>Lower ult timer from 8 to 6 seconds
>Potentially lower charge rate
>Fix his animation canceling combo
>>151693891
I don't know whats worse looking at her or reading the actual autistic posts on the reddit thread
>>151694082
>56
>good
anon...
>>151692936
Defense is underpowered
>>151694083
>Zenyatta
>Add a CD for discord that resets on death of the enemy
>if they leave your LoS to remove discord the CD is not reset
>>151693891
I want her to hook me and bury my face in those titties
>>151694082
im 55, wanna duo?
>>151694160
Be honest sempai
>When your 76 either can't hit Pharah or is retarded and is aiming at everyone but Pharah
>>151682979
Should I play Widow on low or high sens? I feel like I'm getting consistent but I keep having tracking/snapping issues.
>>151694316
People at mid 60s are still bad.
>>151682979
Anyone have the summer items checklist that some anon posted a while ago?
>playing D.va
>last meter on Gibraltar attack
>all enemies come swarming in to stall the payload
>ana on the back keeps healing me, and I keep shooting everyone
>my mech gets destroyed once, the Lucio breaks it down and I manage to get into the mech
>mech breaks it down again, ult and get a triple kill
>mech breaks it down again, Ana nanoboosts me
>literally stood on the payload for over 3 minutes
What do you all do when your teams keep clashing but your team always comes out on bottom?
Sometimes, we have a good composition, communication, and 2 healers, but every time our teams come together the enemy team just murders us with minimal losses. Feels like there's nothing you can do. I can't tell why this happens but i think it's because the DPS on your team sucks and is getting outplayed heavily by the enemy DPS.
>>151687863
Rolling.
>>151694232
>Make it impossible to get his already hard achievement.
Good jorb
>>151692459
They are nerfing discord. Ana will climb into rein like he is a giant mech tank so she can better infuse him with roids and heals. She will on occasion pop her head out to sleep dart hog and throw jars off piss on lucio
>>151694385
>>151693782
>superior protection
>dies in 1-2 hits
>>151693730
>steam
>battletag
>>151693339
>>151694565
>Ana will climb into rein like he is a giant mech tank
>inb4 if Ana is using the wasteland skin and Rein is using blackhardt, Rein screams "THIS IS THE STACK THAT WILL PIERCE THE COMPETITIVE SCENE"
>>151694420
wow you got 5 upvotes omg so pro!! grats epic for the win xD!
>hey guys we need a healer (playing the only fucking tank)
>"we don't need a healer"
>we have a fucking widowmaker
>lose
fuck this fucking game
>>151694841
t. healslut who is angry because people didn't vote for your "15% of team's damage healed"
>>151692936
Game is too reliant on catching people out with ezpz ultimates.
>>151694347
76 don't think they have to look at Pharah since the spread nerf. What these fucks don't understand is that they should be shooting at her even if they don't kill her because otherwise she'll just keep raining down rockets nonstop. Motherfuckers don't understand what pressure is. You shoot her and even if she does not die due to spread issues she still has to back off. Sometimes that is enough. Just don't give her free reign.
But nooo, "muh nerf boohoo blizz I wanna hard counter!"
Fuck these faggots.
>>151693709
Might be. People can remember when Widowmaker was actually "in" the meta.
>>151694445
>You perform anal on Widowmaker.
Most excellent.
>>151687863
This still needs negative options.
>>151691240
>Doing all the above with Widow and Alejandra
It's a good day.
I lied guys: I wanted the loli.
>>151693782
Literally THE perfect man
>>151695232
why is his head so small?
>>151693730
>steam link
>>151692936
>Defender spawns are really far away
>Tons of ultimates and abilities designed for pickoffs and free kills where each death means a lot more for the defense
>Very few defensive abilities in the game
>The main hero that gives the defense a chance, Mercy, was sent to the dumpster last patch
WHAT'S IN THE BOX
>>151693730
lol
>>151695501
disappointment
>>151695501NOTHINGOTHING
>>151694781
>>151695357
im not comfortable posting my friend's bnet here, just add me if you wanna get boosted by a 70. im on a friend's smurf acc right now
>>151695335
Compressed justice
>>151695664
suspicious tbhq senpai
>opened 59 summer boxes
>still no nip genji
>still no tracer tummy
>sill no americcree
Would it be an exploit if I killed someone over the Dorado spawn before the game starts?
>>151695335
Head amputee
>>151695961
Nope. People die to bullshit all the time before the game starts.
If reaper emotes through the wall and I kill him, am I exploiting? Nah.
>"don't blame your team for a loss, look for ways you can improve"
I understand this reasoning, but I honestly don't know how I'm supposed to win some of these games? I mean sometimes its legitimately on my team. If I'm getting 4 gold medals as winston on a KotH something is wrong? I mean what more can I really do in that position?
>>151695912
>want murica skin
>well i better buy a bunch because my luck is shit
>2nd crate
>lol didn't need to spend 40 bucks
>>151695912
i got weeb genji and not-GB-flag tracer
i want GB tracer and widowmaker
fuck this event, anon
>>151693891
I want to titty fuck her
Am I am okay Reaper?
Should I play more aggressively?
[Spoiler]rank 56 console shitter, would be 57 or more but my internet went to crap so I stopped playing for a while[/spoiler]
winston is actually unplayable against reaper or zenyatta
>>151696072
there are always games that are mostly unwinnable
the point is that while you can blame your team for individual losses, you can not blame them for forcing you into elo hell, as you are the only constant in your climb
>>151687863
rolling
>not killing their healer
>not healing as lucio
>focusing on one person the whole game because your his "counter"
I can only play D.Va, which other character should I learn first
Guys what does this mean
>>151687863
What crosshair type are you guys using?
>>151687863
roll
>>151696937
Default.
>>151696937
D O T
O T D
T O D
>>151696756
you are the best!
>>151696809
Yess
>>151696937
Short crosshair. Dot is a meme
>>151696937
Small crosshair green.
I have opened so many boxes.
This is ALL I HAVE.
>>151696756
Trash
>>151687863
Rollin
>>151685102
Reaper/junkrat
RIP
>>151696937
SHORT CROSSHAIR FUSCHIA
DVA, REAPER - DEFAULT CIRCLE FUSCHIA
>>151697480
>Mercy and D.Va do everything to me
Nice
>>151687863
roll
>>151697349
i hear paying shekels gives you better rng
Am I wrong in assuming that most of playing Genji is just farming damage for the ultimate?
>>151697857
I bought five boxes, I got only grey and blues from all five. I will not be buying any more.
>>151697857
Well I'm getting ready to drop $40 on boxes to try to get Nihon so wish me luck.
>>151697947
Bought about 50 boxes learned my lesson
>>151696475
Your average accuracy is 10% higher than mine, a fact which makes me mad. I'm trying to hit 40%.
>>151698069
don't give into the shill anon! you can grind it out!
>>151698069
Don't. You're only encouraging them to never release a non-seasonal skin again.
>>151698069
anon don't do it, stop giving activision/blizzard money
How do you beat W+M1 reapers? It seems like such a dumb strategy but it works really well at my shit elo
WHY CAN'T YOU APPEAR OFFLINE ON BATTLENET
FUCKING SHIT
THIS IS SOMETHING BASIC
>>151697349
This is all I have.
>>151698268
>at my shit elo
hate people that say this about everything
>>151698086
It's weird, I thought I had garbage aim then I saw that I'm in the top 1% of accuracy for Reaper. >>151698086
>>151698295
deliberate decision by blizzard not to include it, some sort of marketing strategy by them
>>151698334
I'll trade you my reaper BMX icon for all of that
Got the dream team lads
What's the point of placement matches if all it does it calculate your wins out of 10 matches without factoring in your personal performance? Doesn't that practically make what rank you get pure luck?
>>151698546
>caring about quickplay
>>151698546
Why do people play Hanzo in any mode? He's red hot garbage.
>>151687863
Rollin
>>151698607
Supposedly it does use some personal performance. Blizzard didn't tell us what so they could literally just be using your death count if they wanted.
>>151698546
You got 2 DPS, 2 Supports, and 2 Tanks. I see no problem here.
If everyone's good in their role, you'll do great.
>>151698607
It'd be pure luck if you spectated 10 matches, but alas, you are actually playing in them
Seriously, Hanamura B on attack is pure cancer
It's basically devolves it the team can pull off Q combo wombo to win
>>151687863
Tracer or Mercy please
>>151698809
Tracer or Mercy?
I'm emotionally invested in your result: I NEED to KNOW.
>>151697871
Eh, Genji is all about making picks then he ults
>>151698743
Hanamura A is pretty bad, if you die you have to wait a full minute before you can do anything.
>>151698743
Hanamura A is way worse
>>151698743
>On A you can just kill whoever is sitting at the choke and shit starts falling apart
>On B you could kill the whole team and still not secure the win
Fareeha is cute
>>151697871
Well against a decent team it may seem that way. If you get good landing those stars though you can pick off smaller characters relatively quickly
>>151692378
>>151692431
Has anyone tried torb on attack with any luck?
>The only thing I really fucking want is Bastion's boxing emote
>Get this
I should just stop playing
Favorite maps to defend?
Anubis is pretty fun as Reaper, along with King's Row and WP: Gibraltar.
>>151699317
Volskaya as a Genji is great.
>>151698717
t. Lucio
>>151687863
rollan
>>151698295
>>151698431
I was wondering why there was no option. I was so used to it on steam that I thought it was weird that battlenet doesnt have it.
What the hell kind of marketing is this?
>>151698646
We actually won that one too (the other team went all genjis and they switched to monkeys)
>>151699029
Hanamura and Temple of Anubis should just be removed from the game. I don't feel anything winning on them and they're infuriating to lose on.
>Prestige Mccree.
>Has trouble hitting me as tracer.
>Level 23 Mccree.
>Has killer reflex on stun and always manages to hit me consistently from a distance.
Anyone else get this sometimes?
When the fuck are they going to give us new fucking maps
How do I genji senpai?
I main Tracer and I love her. I heard Genji was a very similar style of play so I tried him a few games and while he's similar he just doesn't seem effective. His attack is much harder to aim and is more an an "all or nothing" than tracer that can score something almost for sure. His ultimate is the one part that he shits all over tracer, but in every other aspect - the juking and dueling and annoying people tracer just feels more effective. Is Genji just tracer for people who are fps aiming gods?
>>151699612
Fall event. You can only play on it if you get it in a loot box though.
>>151687863
>>151699454
Actually, the end quote reads as something the bastard hatefuck child of Lucio and Symmy would say.
"Look at this team! We're gonna do GREAT." - Lucio
"If everyone performs their function, victory is assured" - Symmetra
"If everyone performs their function, we're gonna do GREAT!" - Lucimmetra
>>151685298
Reaper has taken over the kitchen and nobody can get to the doritos :(
>>151687863
Roll
>>151687863
rollerino
>>151699694
Coming from another tracerfag who tried genji, I'm going to say something another anon posted: Tracer teaches you bad habits with genji. What works with her won't work with him. Now express your undying love and devotion to this picture.
>>151698737
Yeah but when I'm the only support on the team and there's just 5 other retards who never group up or push when they're supposed to what am I supposed to do?
>>151698268
S+M1
>Blizzard's face when I bought 11 loot boxes when I told myself I'd never buy any ever
>Blizzard's face when I'm considering buy 20 more
PLEASE SOMEONE TALK ME OUT OF IT, I WANT THE GENJI JP SKIN AND THE OTHER TRACER SKIN
PLEASE
honestly, i'm surprised blizzard didn't even do the simplest solution: you can now buy lootboxes with credits
instead they just didn't give a fuck and got away with it anyway
>tfw all my friends are sub sub 50 and avoid playing with me even quick play cause im 80
>>151697857
This is true
I bought $50 worth of boxes the first day. Since, I have gotten 10 legendaries and a ton of epics from 25 level up boxes. Blizzard rigged this shit.
>>151699897
You are doing what ALL poor thinkers do.
You can only imagine the game being (A) all skill, or (B) all luck, and since you can think of one situation where it's not (A), you conclude it's (B). So. Fucking. Dumb.
>>151699978
I haven't bought any boxes, but I'm debating splurging on a bunch of them if I don't burn out before then. When does this event end again?
>>151700056
22nd iirc
>>151685102
Pharah and McCree. Could definitely do worse.
>>151699984
>tfw you can't resist humble bragging on /owg/
>>151699204
>Only wanted Pepsimaker and her spray
>get her Icon, Victory Pose, and Voice Line
End my life
>>151698887
Oh shit uhhhhTracer
>>151700304
Good choice love.
>>151698369
Okay and?
>>151700304
You're a brave man, taking on someone who likely has emotional damage.
Which maps are actually defensible and what can Blizzard learn from them?
Jealous?
Not the tracer I wanted tho, still need mccree too.
>>151700504
But I chose Tracer not Mercy anon.
>>151687863
RollercoasterTycoon
>>151699984
>tfw all your friends think you're an asshole and use your rank as an excuse
>>151684017
fuck off
>>151700538
Hanamura
Anubis
Volskaya
Gibraltar
Guys, Im really considering buying 50 lootboxes just for the Korean D.Va skin
I just reached level 25 and I would like to get the season 1 emblem or whatever for completing the placement matches before the season ends. I'm also terrible and will probably lose them all.
Is this going to fuck me over going forward in the future seasons in the unlikely event I manage to git gud?
>>151700563
>Thinking the preternaturally cheery timeghost doesn't have some sort of mental health problem
Yeah I'm sure having to where a harness at all times to avoid coming untethered from the timeline has no detrimental effects on one's psyche.
>>151700584
It always bothers me that whoever did this didn't finish it and you can see his arms and shirt poking out at the bottom.
>finally get a non-KOTH map
>LOL REINSTANCING
Fucking hell
>>151700785
>finally get a non-koth
>it's temple of anubis attack
Which OW hero is the most autistic?
>>151700859
Symmetra.
She's literally canonically autistic.
>>151700720
But you're forgetting.That a shy tomboy is cuter than a shy milf
>>151690206
Liar
How do I actually make Zenyatta win matches for me
>cant break rank50
I fixed my mouse settings, what are the other protips?
Just the mouse thing really improved my dps game.
I play McCree/Pharah, Winston/Rein, Lucio/Mercy
>>151700785
Can literally ANYONE explain what is wrong with KOTH maps? Would KOTH be the direct best representation of which team is better since they both have to hold / take a point?
Honestly like what the hell? Are you just so shit that you have to only play payload attack and sit as 2 bastions behind 2 rein on top of the payload?
>>151700980
Score climbs while point is contested.
>>151699978
Dont buy until the last day for special loot boxes if you havent gotten what you want.
How do I tell someone that they are a retard in a non-toxic way?
>>151701063
I admit that is dumb, but doesn't it make sense? You haven't technically taken the hill? You also can't win if it is contested because it goes into over time. Both sides are flawed.
On one side you can have just 1 person preventing you from taking it as their clock goes up. On the other, you have 1 person constantly preventing the timer from ever going up.
Pick your poison.
>>151700739
Ask and you shall receive.
Don't boop that bastion
Don't sing Hana A song
Don't shock that genji
Don't ride the dragon to long
Don't step in the trap just because junkrat is taking a nap
Don't drop the beat while lucio is in the sack
Don't wake mcree when he is counting sheep
Don't melt that mei she is trying to sleep!
Don't wake my daughter unless you plan to ask for Mercy today
Don't blow onto gabriel or his smoke will dissipate
Don't shake jack or he's bound to cause trouble
Don't whisper to rein or I will be cleaning up all the rubble
Don't tell hog that Australia is no more
Don't bother symmetra she can really snore
Don't you unleash that molten core
Don't shout cheers because Lena is on the floor
Don't call athena while winston is getting his rest
Don't go to widow right now or she wont look her best
Don't disturb Zarya shes acquiring her gains
Don't ship off Zenyatta hes just trying to attain!
Its bed time /owg/
>>151687863
spin me a reel mighty digits
>>151700947
fill for 2/2/2
be aware of where your team is, dont go in by yourself
dont play when angry
dont purposefully annoy team
pick winning battles, this one is important.
>>151701298
Tell them they have downs, you can't get in trouble for saying a direction
>>151700945
nigga, what
everything lies in using the orbs well,
transcendence might as well be called AoE ubercharge
>>151700695
Gibraltar is one of the least defensible maps and there is even a dev forum topic on it made by the lead designer. What the h*ck you silly goose.
>>151700945
Discord things and left click them. Use ult to prevent wipes.
>>151701412
Imagine payload but it continues to travel in the direction of the last team to hold it successfully.
Quickplay is such a fucking hellhole
>>151701443
Ever think we'll get super fanservice skins?
The tracer sprinter skin kind of is, but I mean like, bunny suit shit kind of fanservice?
>>151687863
Rollerino
>>151701063
youre clearly tilted from losing too many koth maps. its symmetrically unfair and thus by proxy fair. its better in both concept and execution than capture and payload where high level games always stall out into coinflip. so while i do think its bullshit, youre also just a punk bitch
>>151700980
>quickplay
STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT QUICKPLAY NO ONE FUCKING CARES ITS NOT A REAL PLAYMODE ITS LIKE COMPLAINING ABOUT LUCIOBALL
>>151687863
rolling
>>151685736
Don't know if its too late to reply to this but I bought a deathadder chroma (the one they made a OW edition but not the OW edition) just to play OW and it broke in 4 months
the scroll wheel no longer works and I had to buy a g502
How do I git better at tracer? I've got the surviving down pretty well as I don't generally die that much. The problem is killing things. If its not a tank or standing still, most of my clip will whiff.
>>151701606
REAPER
ROADHOG
ZENYATTA
D.VA
Reminder that there are people who unironically believe Mccree flashbang counters Genji
>>151701542
Which point because you can get some solid defense at 3 and 4
>>151701524
>AoE ubercharge
blizzard thought this was balanced.
every time an ally is damaged in transcendence it should reduce the radius of the AoE
So, uh, what does Talon even do?
>>151701746
low sens
ana custom
get close
hit their head
>>151701657
the SJWs won't let us
>Have been playing all day and want to quit
>But level 99 and want those boxes
What do
>>151701598
But they can never win if a single person is on it. Imagine if it was the other way around where it wouldn't go up if a single person was on it. That would mean infinitely long games of tracers/winstons/lucios just running around the point constantly wouldn't it? All in all it seems like there is no positive spin on it either way. Blizzard just picked the worst of two evils it seems.
>>151701698
Who said qp? It seems like you need to stop being tilted.
I've had the game on PC for 3 days now and holy fuck, Pharah is so much fine. Is she considered shit tier?
>>151701845
Whats this about a previous Tracer pose?
I've never heard of it or seen it
>>151701524
Transcendence is worthless if your own team refuses to stick close.
Also what is with Hanamura B that the attacking team almost always forgets to NOT FUCKING TRICKLE IN
>>151687863
Roll
How will the main screen after this even compare? I rue the day we get a new one ; ;
>>151698717
>2 supports
symmetra belongs in defense
>>151701942
they considered it too lewd
>>151701898
>Who said qp? It seems like you need to stop being tilted.
>2 bastions 2 reins
hmmm, I wonder WHAT GAME MODE YOU'RE PLAYING IN.
seriously, stop shitting up this thread. Quickplay mode is at the same level as complaining about losing game against bots. Its not serious, no one cares.
>>151701898
>But they can never win if a single person is on it
Anon that's exactly how the game is in its current state.
>>151701802
Oh lookie here we got us a goodie little two shoes asking what Talon Company does well i'll tell you what we do we are the BADDEST mercenary gang the wasteland has to offer, you got caps you come to US and no one else.
>>151701942
It was just her looking back
Appreantly it was "too sexualized"
Meanwhile Widowmaker still has more sexual ones that no one gives a shit about
>>151701845
>>151701942
Have you compared the old and new tracer poses? The new one is just as risque. It's literally taken from a fucking pinup.
>>151702080
No, you mong, they considered it out of character.
>>151701909
Does the red team have a good hitscan player? Your life will probably be a living hell. If they don't then go wild raining justice down on people that forget to look up.
>>151701909
>soldier
>zenyatta
>mcmeme
I just came.
>playing some Lucioball before I have to go be the eternal wagecuck for the night
>most intense game I've played
>2-3
>30 seconds left
>go on the attack
>being overly aggressive but incredibly reckless
>score the tying goal with 10 seconds left
>keep up my attacks
>score the winning goal at 0.0 seconds
>mfw
Also, Play of the Game selection for this is dogshit. It's always some ez mode goal someone scored.
>>151702250
Because you got a shit skin?
>>151702135
>The new one is just as risque. It's literally taken from a fucking pinup.
Fucking this. And it looks great
>>151701751
IT'S NOT A MATTER OF WINNING OR LOSING
IT'S JUST FUCKING ANNOYING
fuck these stupid idiots that won't listen to reason and play terrible heroes poorly and shit up my fucking placement matches
fucking duo-queue torb/mei on attack on gibraltar, and we had a fucking bastion, too; i can heal, or i can tank, or i can play a useful offensive hero, but i cannot do all of those things at once
i'm gonna start at fucking forty or some ridiculous shit because there are just so many fucking stubborn-ass, stupid-ass, terrible-ass players shitting up the game
>>151702250
at the 15 gold from the genji, the two shitty sprays or the shit skin?
>>151701657
>>151701942
Before this shit happened during the BETA on route 66 the outhouse had magazine pictures of mercy and symmetra that the deadlock gang fapped too.
>>151702328
>Expecting tumblr and SJWs to know anything but how to be offended
>>151702096
im actually curious. would you prefer if the game ended immediately? if not capping a point just ended the round regardless of whether it was being contested by a team would you enjoy it more than the current method?
>about 45-50 boxes so far
>2 of the same sprinter tracer
>red zarya
>BR lucio
>USA mccree
>THREE fucking torb sweden yes
>2x french widow
>2x 500 gold
>2 random vanilla legos
Look game, I want the mercy skin and nothing else, why won't you give it to me?
>about to hit 65
>get an widowmaker doing literally nothing, didn't get a single kill, refusing to switch, and saying "this skin is so hot" while emoting and looking at himself
I am literally about to kill myself
>>151702405
The season ends in like 3-4 days. Just finish placements for your free points.
When does Winston stop being effective? I never really gave him much of a chance, but I've been playing him more and more lately.There is no better feeling than running down a genji while he desperately uses his E in a vain attempt to not die.
>>151702096
That is what I am saying. Is that you can't win. That's the counter to the timer constantly going up when it's contested.
>>151702085
Do you even fucking read anything before you make a comment mate?
>Honestly like what the hell? Are you just so shit that you have to only play payload attack and sit as 2 bastions behind 2 rein on top of the payload?
AKA if you do that shit, you are fucking retarded and can't play. Fucking read.
>>151702405
But you can do all those things at once, Anon.
You know who lets you?
I'll give ya a hint.HE'S A ONE MAN APOCALYPSE.
>>151702327
>>151702408
Motherfuckers salty they doesn't have grapes and have to settle for apples.
>>151702521
Do it faggot
>"think i'll try practicing my support so i can be flexible in comp"
>select mercy
>team can't even get out of spawn room
>>151702463
>No one can take a joke anymore
I want off this planet. Let me die in space among the stars
>>151684013
I wish tracer could be thrown large distances by bigger characters, like how Winston throws her in the museum cinematic
>solo queue
>get matched versus 2+ people playing together and coordinating
>lose
>queue with 1 friend
>get matched versus 3 or 4 people playing together and coordinating
>lose
why isn't this game fun
>>151702580
The epic skins are just lazy reskins.
The only one that looks nice is the Mercy one.
>>151702521
report him
>>151702580
i also have the skin though and am using it, doesn't make it good though
>>151687863
faf
>>151702487
5 minute mode
Earn points while holding the point and not contested.
Lower the capture time.
Winner is the team with the most points at the end of 5m
There. Now Overwatch has a balanced mode.
how
I mean, I'm rank 24 but at least I'm not this bad
>>151702682
>>151702685
It's okay. Enjoy your apples.
>>151702531
god dam im not him but you completely making a fool of yourself.
you cant stack heroes in competitive. thats a quickplay exclusive feature. youre killing me anon
>>151684013
character can move freely on walls and celings, and is more resistant to knockback, but has reduced movespeed at all times.
the hero acts as terrain for most relevant abilities i.e. team mates can stand on them, deployables can be placed on them they act a a los block for relavant abilities
hero has true flight (assumedly balanced out by other stats)
hero has both acceleration , the faster they go the wider the turning circle turning circle (one would guess a high max speed to offset the arkwarness)
>>151702580
I have your shit skin though, never wanted it, because again, its shit.
Try again
I want the pain to stop.
How did your last GRAVITON SURGE go for you /owg/?
>>151702624
Poisen became a shemale because feminist started talking about how hitting women in video games is teaching young men to beat women.
>>151700980
Nepal with the little house is THE WORST fucking map in OW
>That top section of the little house that serves 0 purpose
>>151702528
i want my 300 blizz bux
>>151702547
i'm learning
>>151702125
their excuse was that it didnt fit her character
i can see what they mean
>>151702836
Clutched the game on Gibraltar defnese.
>he changes sensitivity for Lucioball
>tfw the fall skin is going to have pharah in a cute outfit and you'll never get it due to RNG lootboxes
>>151701942
TL;DR
Some guy on the Blizzard forums complained one of Tracer's poses was out of character. Everyone in the topic disagreed, Blizzard decides to replace it with something else. Everyone gets mad butthurt, Blizzard replaces it, people stop caring.
>>151702760
anyone below 30 must've been deliberate
>>151702931
That retconn was retconned, she's a proper girl again.
>>151702993
>It's aSundress
>It moves whenever she boosts up.
>>151702836
Double enemy team support ults.
>>151702836
Play Zarya for the first time. Got 3, maybe 4 people. I think only one of them died. I'm not a good Zarya, I don't think I've played her since.
I just fucking love how when you're one game away from leveling up the RNG decides to not give you those 50XP points you needed to level up
>>151702836
>Fire at will!
>You're powered up, get in there!
>MAXIMUM CHARGE
>>151702782
>Saying someone would have to be shit if that is the only way they could win
>Get called shit for saying they would be shit for doing it
????
Read it from the beginning mate. Try again.
>not him
>Definitely same guy because he can't understand what I am saying is that you would
>have to be
>shit
>To do that
>>151702531
>>151702487
>>151702756
On the side note, I thought of this. What if for each person on the point you got a point per second per person no matter who on what team is there. So the more people you have on point the more you get, there is no contesting only denying, and at the 5 minutes it's who has the most points.
Sound good KOTH?
>Respawning in 3, 2, 1, 0
>Stays 0 for what feels like three seconds before respawning me
WHAT THE FUCK?
>>151702967
Please. Tumblr wants tracer to look like this
>>151703101
>it Marilyn Monroes when she falls down
>there's a huge bulge
>>151701657
I doubt it, with the kind of dev Blizzard is these days.
I'm at least holding out some hope for PG-rated fanservicey things, though, maybe for halloween. Mercy in a nurse outfit, stuff like that.
>>151702771
>anon dislikes the thing i like
>anon is sour because he doesn't haev this skin xD
>Hanzo/Widowmaker mains that refuse to switch and would rather lose than have more than a single minute as any other character
>Teams that tilt as soon as someone dies and will not stop blaming eachother
>Leavers in general
>Team that refuse to coordinate and beeling from spawn to dying
How am I supposed to rank up
Why are those players not banned from competitive yet
>>151702947
Nepal is literally the only good map.
I don't even know what house you're talking about.
>>151702125
That's because everyone knows that Tracer is pure and that Widowmaker is a dirty dick-loving slut.
>>151702931
The point being that Adults who have no lives and who have children will lose their minds over stupid shit at the drop of a hat and they have been for a long ass time.
>hookers in the gta series
>mass effect sex scenes
>postal series
>hatred
>calling the women in capcom fighters shemales because of fear of banning the games in the usa
>blood rayne
Just had a half assed thought.
>It's tank with 400 health with half of it being armor
>It has cybernetic scorpion legs to walk around on walls
>It's main weapon is a spear-like rifle that shoots poison rounds and it's right click was a javelin toss
> Ult would be smokey javelin toss that covers the area in a poison fog equal to the distance you can throw it
>Make it Italian with mafia-life motives.
Yeah it's probably some post MGQ bullshit taking over but you want to make it a scorpion looking mafia bouncer with a scary accent that would be cool too.
Post Crazy Character ideas.
>>151687863
rul
>>151703434
this is the house he means I believe. Where you can only get in the sides
>>151703043
This >>151703456 was for you
>>151703561
This is worst Nepal map.
>>151687863
Fuck it ill roll.
>>151703434
Village section of Nepal
>>151687863
Sure why not.
>>151702836
finished a koth map by locking a few people against the wall before they could contest
How long until summer event is over?
>>151702756
the problem with your suggestion is it wouldnt be "fun". whoever won the first engagement would have a very large advantage. there are no comeback mechanics, which is exactly why a point can continue to tick while contested. its either a steamroll or what we have now. every game would be like a coinflip attack for the loser of the first engagement because they would only have 2.5 minutes to capture the point or they would just immediately lose.
>>151703190
except im not him. he says qp doesnt matter. you asked him why he assumes youre talking about qp. he brings up stacking heroes. its not about skill level, its about game mechanics.
http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/08/12/overwatch-mercy-and-mei-to-get-buffs-zenyatta-to-get-nerfed
read the comments if you want to laugh
>>151702836
>fire at will!
>bzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZAAAAAAAOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>it ends
>rein charges off with zenyatta and clips the rest of the team off a cliff
>NOT BAD OLD MAN!
I love rein and zarya together
>>151687863
Rollan
>>151702967
what fucking character? I mean really. every hero has a one tone personality, they aren't fleshed out at all. There's barely a story or lore.
I lost 9 of my placements, AMA.
>>151703863
right, and they thought it didn't fit her personality as exists from the shorts and the rest of her voice lines and shit.
Notice how Widowmaker gets to keep her overtly sexual poses and shit? That's why. It fits her character.
>>151703819
8 days
>>151703561
Oh ok. The secret to this map is that you fight over the high ground and the point comes for free. Remember that you don't need to touch the point except to contest it.
>>151703937
Do you like blueberries?
Haven't played in a week and I'm probably going to be shit.
>Just bought the game a few days ago
>Doing alright with Reinhardt and Junkrat
>Try Reaper for the first time
>12 player killstreak
>On fire for the majority of the game
>Play of the Game
Holy shit, is this why there's 2-3 Reapers on the field every time I play?
Dream balance changes?
Roadhog
>Hook range nerfed
>Hook hitbox made reasonable
>Hook now immediately immobilizes on hit, Hog also can't move during the animation
D.VA
>Defense Matrix range reduced
Pharah
>-25 HP, +50 Armor
>Splash damage buffed just a little
Mei
>Slow removed from M1
>M1 damage buffed, slightly larger AoE
>Ult area now targeted like wall is (more QoL than anything else)
Junkrat
>Increased magazine size and firing rate
>Grenade damage halved after touching the ground
Mercy
>HPS increased slightly
>+50 HP
>Ult is now channeled, instant press revives at 50% hp, the longer you can channel it the more health your teammates gain while they're in gold invulnerable form.
>Ult charge rate buffed
Genji
>M2 damage nerfed
>Ult charge rate nerfed, -1 second ult duration
Zenyatta
>Discorb now increases damage by 30%, is removed 2 seconds after breaking line of sight
>Ult HPS reduced back to 200
Soldier
>Accuracy nerf reverted
Zarya
>-100 shield, + 100 hp
>Energy decays at a slightly faster rate
Ana
>Deleted
Hanzo
>Deleted
Widowmaker
>Deleted
Go to bed /owg/ or your sleep schedule will be bad!
>>151704043
I mean, cooked in with stuff sure. Can't just outright snack on them anymore.
>>151703840
What about the second half of >>151703190 with the point per person system?
Also, he said
"STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT QUICKPLAY NO ONE FUCKING CARES ITS NOT A REAL PLAYMODE ITS LIKE COMPLAINING ABOUT LUCIOBALL" but it literally does not matter what game mode and he shoehorned it in for no reason whatsoever than to say "hah this is QP none of it matters you fucking shitter" because I said you would have
to
be
shit
To only be able to win with that strat. Literally does not matter. Not once did I complain about quickplay. Not once did I complain about that strat. Not once did I complain about anything. You/he shoehorned an argument for no reason at all with literally nothing to back it up besides the fact that you can do it in QP.
So far I'm feeling pretty good about my haul of summer goodies, at this rate I feel confident that I'll get everything I want. I want to pass on the posi vibes to all of you.
>Annyeong
>>151704156
Why don't you make me, Ana? You're not my REAL MOM.
>that comp team that stays completely fucking silent, ignores you, refuses to switch characters
>>151704156
It's 9 PM grandma
What are good youtubers/twitch streamers I can watch to learn how to properly play Symmetra? She's literally the only class I haven't had any luck finding good players using.
I'd be grateful for any helpful replies.
>>151701657
No. And tbqh, you're lucky the girls in this game got away with looking how they do without massive outrage.
SJWs are ruining everything, fuck they're the reason we are forced to have blue boards, so fucking faggot normies have their safespace while they waste time at work.
>>151704156
Okay
>>151704141
yeah, kill yourself.
>>151703845
I still don't understand why people have an issue with Mei's ult, it's the strongest part of her kit and it's her weak main attacks that make her not get picked.
It's a fucking zoning ult that forces the enemy team to react and is so fucking enormous that it's impossible to miss with. It's not meant to outright teamwipe the enemy team every time you use it.
>>151702656
Fastball special fuck year.
>>151704430
>they're the reason we are forced to have blue boards
It's so that every single board doesn't devolve into off-topic porn posting retard.
>>151704315
I don't think Hana Song would put something like that on.
>>151704430
SJW's are cancer agreed, but Blizzard can eat a huge dick for their recent crackdown on certain sites hosting Overwatch porn. They literally use their females as a selling point for many of their games, yet have the audacity to get mad at fans for wanting to fap to them?
That's just as cancerous as the SJW's.
>>151684049
please be fake
pleasebefakepleasebefakepleasebefakepleasebefake
>>151704805
Oh it's not. Definitely not.
where is the froodust discord
>>151704141
>roadhog
no
>dva
use hog
>pharah
yes to splash damage
>mei
Remove the slow from an ice character that fires ice thats just silly
>junkrat
hes fine and one of the few used defense characters
>mercy
no
no
jesus fuck dude she is already useless dont shoot her in the foot
NO
>genji
pointless
you could reduce or make its attack range more obvious to other players
>zen
Line of sight is alright but its already getting nerfed
the ult change isn't needed because of ana's existence
>soldier
I don't miss three round bursting soldiers from across the map
>zarya
im surprised I expected you to switch her damage to like health or something else
>ana
oh god you are rank 40 aren't you?
>hanzo
yep you are
>widow
lol
>>151704215
it would encourage a clusterfuck of closeranged characters. like there would be no reason to play zenyatta/pharah/anything that cant handle itself close up and on the point because it would have to be 6 vs 6 on a tiny control point. unless new maps are introduced or theres a cap to it, say a maximum of 3 per team just like for payload.
what you dont seem to get is that you example of a shit strat is 2 bastion 2 rein. that example only exists in qp. it literally is impossible to encounter 2 bastion 2 rein in competitive because the game is coded so it is not allowed. you can not possibly be complaining about any mode other than quickplay and that is what that guy had a problem with.
>>151685102
>Zarya and Pharah
Nice
>60 boxes in
>only want the tracer skin
>LEGENDARY
>it's the only summer skin I've already received
>>151704315
>that inch of exposed labia
>>151704943
Did I complain about anything or did I say you would have to be shit if you did that? That's it. That's the whole argument. Stop trying to shoehorn in your bullshit.
>>151704723
yeah instead we just talk about waifus
>>151704872
God's light has abandoned us, there is only darkness here.That's legitimately the most fucked up thing I've read on here, at least the people anons claimed to outright kill in self defense or otherwise died fast.
>>151704776
>recent crackdown
What happened?
The only crackdown I've heard about is around release when people would google Overwatch-related terms and get porn, which is totally reasonable.
>>151705004
You know there's two varients right? Enjoy getting the shitty orange one at the end of it all
>>151685102
>my kids are going to be raised by the worlds greatest russian athlete and a giant German knight
Thank you fate for stepping in and saving my genes
>>151705139
I do. I fully expect to get the shit version or none at all. That's why I fucking hate this event.
>team holds back enemy team like nothing
>enemy team uses ults
>they win
ultimates are cancer my dudes
i think the game would benefit from a slower charge with them, i dislike how reliant pushes are with them
>>151705218
If this game had trading I'd give you mine. I don't even play Tracer, so all the skin is good for is having some eyecandy after the event whenever Tracer ends up on the menu.
>>151687863
Rolling for Pharah...
>>151705116
>Literally deep web forums for people who get off to getting HIV and spreading it to people to purposefully kill them.
Shit's been fucked since we discovered HIV and AIDS
>>151705134
It was a huge deal. A few months back Blizzard started having Overwatch porn taken down off Pornhub, and many popular SFM Overwatch porn makers had to delete all their Overwatch content.
It actually pissed me off more than the whole Nostalrius thing because of the sheer hypocrisy of it. It's like an attractive girl wearing slutty clothing and getting mad that guys are hitting on her.
>>151685960
>Can counter-snipe Widowmaker.
>Easily help tanks stay alive by spamming heal darts into their asses.
>No less scoping in and keeping friendlies within the triangle magnetizes any fired dart at them, lessening a real need for precision healing.
>Can throw heal/poison grenade pretty damn far like she was a former baseball player.
>Sleep dart can be used if you're being flanked and just need to get away or prioritizing targets by keeping them out of the picture long enough to focus on other enemies if your fellow team members don't immediately shoot them once they go down.
>Sleep dart can also probably ruin any situation the enemy team is possibly coordinating a push with ults by putting one of them out depending on how they're building the push.
She's essentially Widowmaker but with more utility and less mobility.
Are these tracer stats alright, /owg/? I only have around ~7 hours on her (bundling competitive and quick play).
Also looking for Tracer tips if anyone has them
>got both niggers skins
>got both tracers skins
>Mcree, genji, mercy, dva respective country skins
>bunch of icons I didn't asked for them
The only thing I wanted from this event was torb captain sweden skin
>>151705065
i guess my answer would be, thats a pointless argument cuz who cares about quickplay you fucking cuck. some people are just wasted space.
>>151687863
gogogo
>>151687863
wew
>>151705339
look up your account name on overbuff and check at what percentile you're at.
>>151705369
I didn't start anything about quick play. You wasted your own time starting it. I just said you would have to be shit if that is the only way you can win.
Which I assume you agree with. So congratz, you created an argument for no reason of which you agree with.
/owg/ : The place where someone creates an argument against something they agree with.
>Gold damage
>Gold elims
>Gold obj kills
>Still lose
Thanks for the quality teammates Blizzard :-)
>>151705339
Here are my comp stats (I've only played 2 games, and won both of them)
>>151685102
Reinhardt and Symmetra. Huh.
>no boxes bought
>>151686957
Spearman hero.
Tribal themed black girl. Spear deals 90 dmg and bleeds over time for next 60 15 per second. Spears give slight knockback depending on wether you were moving towards the target the knockback gets bigger.
E is a spin - she spins with the Spear. Anyone caught in a small aoe is counted to be hit with the primary attack.
She can climb walls like hanzo.
Alternative fire switches the spear to a harpoon. Works melee range and allows you to slowly drag the enemy for 2 secs. They can only melee at that time.
Ult would be summoning some spirit or some ugabooga magic she knocks away the enemies by some fair distance and any of them who hots the wall gets hooked to it as if by the harpoon.
If she direct it to the ground instead of towards an enemy, they get knocked back radially
>been playing like mad to get to 100 to prestige for easy crates before event ends
>Level 88 and life keeps getting in the way
I just fucking want the Mccree skin...
>>151705579
>no boxes bought
>no good skins
Pretty typical mate.
who /above90thpercentile/ here?
>>151705582
Urgh awful
>>151687863
>no Genji
>>151705582
>150 damage one attack non-headshot
Why isn't Pharah in the meta anymore?
>>151687863
RoLlIn
>>151705518
Turns out I'm not very good at Tracer
Any and all tips will be appreciated
>>151705520
all you had to do was admit you used a bad example and we could all just agree that people who use cheesy strats are braindead. youre not stupid guy, i know what youre trying to say. but you dont have to go to such lengths to defend your pride. it just shouts cuck
Leaked image of Sombra's default highlight intro
>>151687863
play whoever
>>151705730
Because Zenyatta's discord and mccree
>>151705730
Because McCree and Zen are.
>>151705730
McCree shooters her out of the sky after buffs
Zenyatta discord makes her even easier to shoot out of the sky
D.Va completely negates Pharah ult with defense matrix
all 3 of the above heroes are strong picks in the current meta and also fuck Pharah hard
>>151705319
It's one thing to hear about some fucked up thing on the deepweb or the news but people here doing that shit never came to me. I guess degeneracy is everywhere.
I'll never look at Lucio the same way again.
>>151705785
>>151705780
All you had to do was admit you shoehorned an argument in when there was none and we could all agree that it was a cheesy strat and those who do it are brain dead. you're not a stupid guy either. I know what you are trying to say, but you don't have to go to such lengths to defend your pride. it just shouts cuck.
>>151705326
Shut up.
This is not a strip club, this is not a porn convention, this is not a rented house that's barely furnished with a naked annoyed woman waiting for a nude man to come close to climax.
This is a product and you don't want customers loitering around your store getting naked on top of your merchandise.
>>151705536
Being king of shit mountain doesn't mean you're actually good. Shit, I've had games where I played like ass and had the gold medal for three elims. Accept that sometimes you contribute to the loss as much as your teammates and you'll start improving as a player.
>>151705716
Low ratę of fire, slow projectile.
But yeah it's prolly too much
>>151704268
I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, anon-kun
>>151705943
well i tried to reason with you but youre just autistic. i hope you die of aids before you get a chance to transition to the next thread you troglodyte homunculus.
>>151686957
A large pro wrestler who grabs and throws. He can throw teammates onto higher vantage points or throw enemies away from himself. He would have a move similar to Reinhardt's charge, except vertical, jumping above and performing a flying bodypress. His projectile is throwing a chair. Maybe work off of the wrestler's need to show off to the audience and buff his jumping ability based on how many players have line-of-sight on him.
>>151706192
>tries to reason by saying someone is shit even though you agree with them and creates an argument for no reason at all with nothing but scraps that had nothing to do with what I was saying
k.
>>151705767
better than I am.
>>151687863
fuck it
>>151703479
shilling this omnic again
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
>>151706948
I GET UP
Is it worth it to go on a derank quest for rank 1? I've really had enough of this game blueballing me at rank 59 where im so fucking close to 60 only to get a loss streak and go back to 56 everytime.
I've pretty much lost my motivation to try anymore or play seriously. My rank 72 friend says i should be in high 60s with my gamesense and good aim (can consistently play aim based heroes or supports well). But I always end up getting shitters who dont realize they need to play the objective to win, not deathmatch. Even when i get a quint kill with dvas ult they are too fucking braindamaged to move in and capture. So fucking sick.
>>151687863
SMAGEYEYEYEY
>>151687863
meme
>>151708930
HOHOHOHOHO
>>151687863
I'm about 80 hours in to Overwatch now and i have never played Mei or Hanzo
How do I make this game fun again
>QP is just retarded
>ranked I can't do anything solo queue
>other modes arn't worth mentioning
>>151709193
Learn Mei. She sucks in high level comp but is great for making quickplay games hell for enemy players
We nitpick the game
>Blackhardt and Bloodhardt axe sound effect still the same as a hammer not slashing
>Ana young sking still has old voice
>Blackwatch Reyes still has multiplexed voice
>literally everyone gets noodle legs when they jump most especially with widow and zero suit dva
>>151687863
roll
>>151700698
That was in my first box along with dance party emote. I really need that Mercy skin though.
What sensitivity do I want for Tracer?
>>151687863
roooll