/dsg/ - Souls General

First for Kaathe

>>151663770
why are Gwyndolin's legs snakes?

>>151663901
So he could be more of a disappointment to his dad than he already was.
Snakes are imperfect dragons, after all.

>>151663715
I missed a lot of items in DaS3, what else did Sulyvahn do?

>>151664078

He did nothing wrong.

>>151664074
well Gwyn was a shit dad, so he deserved the disappointment

To the guy in the last thread who asked what I meant by the scat fetish :
>you feed Frampt shit and he likes it
>you can throw shit in the games as a weapon
>Dark Souls 3 has 3 different poo-themed items like 2 types of Dung pie and excrement-covered ashes
>Fallen Knights stuff and Karla's pants description allude to excrement staing them

>>151663001
More tags to add:

Mindbreak
Monster girls
Corruption
Whatever you could call Rosaria
Transformation
Rape
Incest


Feel free to add more

>>151664481
oh shit!

>>151664598
>mindbreak
>corruption
>transformation
>rape
where

>>151664078
He killed a bunch of people and made himself pope, taking over the religion. Imprisoned Yorshka, fed men women and children to Aldrich, fed Gwyndolin to Aldrich, created a bunch of freaky monster things like the croco-doggos and the giant curse spiders.
He was also trying to harness the Profaned Flame, an Abyssal flame that only burns humans, for his own purposes.
All of his outrider knights would go insane due to their rings and become uncontrollable berserkers who were fused to their armour.

Lotsa bullshit.

I don't know what to do with my build.

I just beat Curserotted Greatwood.

I'm level 21 with 15 in vigor, end, agi, str and the one with carrying capacity.

Is Straid tsundere?
>Here, take these items, cursed one. And stop being so weak, b-baka.

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>>151663770
Gwyn family a cute!

>Yuria
>Quelana
>Karla
who is best?

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>>151665026
Very good indeed!

>>151664213
>madman
>even bigger invasion range
>can backstab or kill anyone to fill my quota

You're thinking too small.

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>>151665026

The NPCs in DaS2 wheren't that bad. I miss them, honestly.

>>151665143
>Yuria
Which Yuria?
But I think honestly Quelana is the best.

>>151665143
Karla. She takes brutal rape in her stride and still flirts with you.

>>151664860
>Sillyman oversaw people being fed to Aldrich
No. Back in Aldrich's day, the Church of the Deep was fearful of the horrors that lurked within the Deep (the Abyss), and worked tirelessly to seal them away. They were later corrupted, and began worshiping them instead. See: Deacon Set.

Considering that Sully is all about that there abyssal magic, it makes little sense for him to be overseeing the Church during this time period. I posit that he arrived later, and was the driving force behind the Church's corruption.

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>>151661729
I'm not really into pampering but this sounds awesome.

>>151665403
Gavlan Wheel. Gavlan Deal.

>>151665425
>Karla
I wanna be her fiendish little lad tbqh

>>151664860
But i killed the femboy in das1.

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Sulyvahn did nothing wrong.

>>151665418
Yuria (DeS)

>>151665425
so did DeS Yuria

>>151665648
No you didn't, CU canonically does not kill Gwyndolin or Priscilla

although I'd say theres 90%+ odds of finding Priscilla dead in the dlc

>>151664817
corruption is irina and transformation is heysel i guess. rape is OG yuria. or he could just be talking about the og yuria's doujin, which is non canon of course and pandered to by fans, not from
>>151664598
can't think of incest other than that gwyndolin doujin.

>>151665612
>*Gulp* *gulp*
>"What you want?"

>>151665545
the Deep isn't the Abyss. It's something else.

But yes, I do not mean that they existed at the same time before Aldrich linked the flame, but it is since his resurrection as a Lord of Cinder that Aldrich has been feeding him.

>>151665551
Source?

>>151666052
No, the Deep isn't the Abyss, the Abyss is an invader that moved in, and is corrupting the Deep. Hence, the Abyss being the Horrors of the Deep, and not the Deep itself

Guys, hear me out. I have a lore theory.

So we all know that Gwynevere left lordran and became the wife of flame god Flann from who we basically never heard of. In DS3 it is heavily implied that Rosaria is or rather was Gwynevere who got reborn for some reason.
As some of you might know, Leonhard is someone who is very close to Rosaria. The item description of Leonhards mask also states that he wears this mask to hide his burning scars. Leonhard is, close to Rosaria (reborn Gwynevere), and has burning scars because he most likely inflicted them to himself on accident.
Did I ring a belll?
Leonhard is Flann who accidentally killed Gwynevere,injured himself and was so ashamed that before he resurrected her, he disguised as normal human.
Now he continues on collecting tongues for his wife that, doesn't remember nor recognize him, to probably restore the rest of her because as it happens to be, the tongue is the part of the human body that regenerates the fastest.

TL;DR: Leonhard is Flann in disguise who fucked up big time and wants his waifu back.

>>151666032
poison knives, gimme

>>151663529
This is a good OP image.

>>151665551
>mothgirls
disgusting festish even by monstergirl standards. moths are fucking shit. fuck them in the non sexual way

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>>151665045

>>151665995
Transformation is also dragon body stones.

>>151666474
Mothgirls are fine.

>>151666362
>in DaS3, it is heavily implied that Rosaria is Gwynevere
tell me why the game implies that she's Gwynevere herself, as opposed to one of her handmaidens. considering that all of the gear you get from Rosaria was standard-issue to all of Gwynevere's servants

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>>151665425
>Kalra will never call you a fiendish little lad in her seductive tone of voice

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>>151666496

>>151664817
>the definition is kinda lose but you could imply some stuff, pope's ring, the raped characters, a few tortured enemies
>pretty much anything related to abyss or Kaathe, blood addling, Irina (reverse corruption with Ivory king's dick)
>Ghrus, witch of izalith and her daughters, man grubs, dragon fuckers, two of BB's runes, some enemies in BB
>Yuria/Yuria 2, Doll depending on your point of view

>>151665013

Bump.

Is quality 40/40 with 25+ in the stamina stat and hp stat king?

I never really got far when I first played. I'm tired as fuck of the longsword.

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>play since release
>get my first darkmoon summon
>"failed to join session ... "

JUST

>>151665995
Incest part was just a joke because homoprinces, don't take that one seriously.

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does anyone have the Gwyn/Gwyndolin version of this?

>>151666496
I love pictures like this, they're just super comfy.
>That Silver Knight in a waiter outfit
Loled.

>>151667027
yes. almost any weapon that con be infused is better as 40/40 refined, even those that look like the should be better as sharp base/99 or heavy 99/base.
>>151667140
ah, forgot about those. no, there's certainly indirect homolust between the lobros

>it's another big guy in a suit of armor

Brilliant boss design from the B team

>>151667451
>most memorable bosses in souls series are big guys in armor
>being a braindead miyacuck

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>>151667292
>MFW it's actually better done

>>151667349

So an infused longsword (lets say fire) is going to be stronger than 40/40 refined?

>>151666474
>not liking mothgirls
holy shit you need to get the fuck out

>>151667451
>everyone hyping up archdragon peak and its final boss
>reach the end of the area, ring the bell, great presentation
>cross the fog
>a big dude in armor flies in
>alt-F4, uninstall, get on 4chan to complain about it
Completely ruined the game for me. Absolutely unforgivable.

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I want to cream inside Kreimheld

>>151666640
Good question. The miracle that you can get from trading her soul is a miracle granted by the sun princess, which does imply that it might be her considering that you most likely wouldn't be able to get the miracle if you traded the soul of someone who happened to have this miracle because it is GRANTED by the sun princess herself.
The fact that you invade Leonhard in the place where Gwynevere was in DS1 amplifies that belief.

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>>151667292
>>151667618

>>151666416
Glad you like it. This is only the second time I make a souls thread and I thought this would be a nice pic.

>>151667618
Thanks

>>151667451
>kill dude in armor/robe
>his armor/robe isn't available at the shop

>tfw we will never get pontifus set or the corrupted moonlight set

>>151667834
it's a miracle that is originates from Gwynevere, but you don't have to receive it from her personally. In DaS1, you get Bountiful Sunlight as a drop from the tentacle women in the Duke's Archives (since Seath had been capturing Gwynevere's handmaidens for experiments). It can be grabbed from anyone who already knows it

Anyone have any idea when DS3 might be on sale on Steam?

>>151668273
>enemy has shit armor
>you can get it
>enemy has cool armor
>set unavailable

5 fucking games, they can't keep getting away with this

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FC anyone? I can host

>>151666362
Why do we know nothing about Gwyn's wife?

>finger in Archdragon Peak
>waiting at bonfire
>10 minutes on, still no invasions
I'm not even going to mention that I've had the Darkmoon Sigil on for the last 10 hours of gameplay an have been summoned only once

>>151668273
>we will never get Pontiff's Set
just wait until we time travel back to the Profaned Capital in the past for the dlc, and meet young Pontiff Sulyvahn as he searches for the Profaned Flame

>>151668498
>not even going to mention
>mentions it

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>>151667831
I want to cum inside Karla's hat and make her wear it

>>151668446
I'll join, but I'm only level 98

>>151668614
D.Lete this

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>>151668614
This may constitute one of my fetishes

>>151668509
>Pontiff summon against boss who guards the profaned flame
>if you win with him, he gets a Sif like cutscene when you fight him

>>151668446
yes

>>151668498

Level?

>>151668818
98, but I just bugged out if >>151668446
is gonna host

>>151668446
Sounds fun

>>151667831
>kreimheld has firekeeper's clothes
call vaati

>>151668446
>Kakyoin
>Hosting
Congratulations, you've gotten my attention enough for a (You). Is it true or is this another one of your elaborate bait scams? I'm down for an FC

>>151667623
what? no. how do you get this from what i said. what i mean is that any weapon, not only straightswords, can be very strong on a 40/40 build if slapped with a refined gem. fire longsword sucks ass, you get much better replacements almost immediately in the game, although it will probably be the strongest thing you can get as soon as you get to firelink
>>151667451
there is literally nothing with big guys in armor. in fact, the best fights in the franchise are typically big guys in armor. the problem arises only when the guys share the majority of their moveset
>>151667743
mothgirls a shit. SHIT.
S H I T
H
I
T

>>151668614
I wish karla was this qt.14159 in game

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>somebody will defend this

>>151668775
>to preserve continuity, he somehow escapes the fight without you killing him, just to troll you

>if you do this before fighting him in the present, you get a special cutscene in the "normal" sulyvahn fight

How do we fix infusions without thinking too much about damage?

I say, give them alternate effects.

Fire infused weapons do DOT.
Lightning has a better chance of stunning an enemy.
Crystal drains enemy FP
Dark Increases enemy encumbrance.

Chaos improves flame buffs.
Blessed does more damage to foes with low faith.
Simple recovers more FP with each hit.
Deep gives you huge protection against dark based attacks.

>>151668286
That's true, but the difference here is that the Pisaca directly drop this item which is not the case for Rosaria. The item is acquired through the trade of her soul and the soul is the essence of beings. The soul trade gives you items that originated from bearer of said soul.

>>151669338
you missed a 3 and a point, you dickhole

>>151668425
>Nameless Kang
>Undead Legion
>Artorias
>Champ Gundyr
>Ornstein
>Burger King
>Velstadt
>bad
GR8 B8 P8

>DS1 SL1 NG+ run with light enough equip load to fast roll
So pretty much everything kills me in one hit now? Don't know about this, was plenty painful enough on NG.

>>151669342
TRIGGERED

>>151666124
Don't remember it, sorry. Layers of White or something.

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PC FC AT UNDEAD SETTLEMENT
PLACE SIGNS BY THE WELL
PASS:dsg
GET IN HERE FAGS

>>151669665
WAIT

WHAT WELL

WHICH ONE

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>walk through boss fog
>see this
what do?

>>151669452
this just in, rosaria is gwynevere who is also the dancer and obviously the queen of lothric and probably gertrude too. oh yes, and the dog enemies and smough. gwynevere is also the dog enemies and smough. have you ever seen gwynevere and the dog enemies or smough in the same room? didn't think so

>>151669443
Dark is now either broken or useless and the others feel too MMOish.
Just make bleed and poison not reduce anything while poison becomes toxic. Now there's no reason to run uninfused at all.
Give heavy and sharp some incentive, like sharp making dex weapons more spammy or lighter and heavy changing HA or poise amount.
Blessed and simple can now be buffed, so there's a reason to run them on main weapons, but you need to watch out for timers/charms.

Everything else is fine.

>>151669830
near the beginning by the estus shard

>>151669832
*tricks beast cutter*
Nuthin personnel, beast.

>>151670015
>using the beast cutter

>>151670110
>not using the best cutter to cut the best beasts
I beat you used the Rakuyo, faggot.

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i like the idea of these characters interacting with each other, except MC would probably be klimt

>>151670254
I really don't like the look of the posterboy armor this time around

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Why is it so hard to think of good character names?

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>>151670414
well the true poster boy is firelink armor, which i fucking love

in fact, it's my favorite armor in the series

>>151670254
>Longfinger Jobs to Pointer
>Yellowfinger gets grubbed for the sake of their yuri unbirthing fetish
>Thumb gets cut from the hand by a dorkmoon
>Ringfinger edges out and kills his waifu
Why this covenant so shit?

>>151669832

Mark out, delete dungeon.

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>>151670447
Oh boy here we go

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>summons phantom to help me against the Dancer
>he goes home immediately
Another faggot who doesn't know how passwords work.

>>151669650
Found it, it is called layers of white.

Been thinking to replay DS2 after finishing DS3.

So what's the most casual, easy build you can go for PvE? I just want a chill experience.

I used to go your usual dex scimitar but scimitar's moveset was shit. Can't compete with Anri's sword in 3 which was so good.

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>>151670632
>Yellowfinger gets grubbed for the sake of their yuri unbirthing fetish

why the fuck has no one drawn something like this yet? it sounds hot as fuck

Comfiest non-hub bonfire/room in the games?

>Demon's Souls
Ed's forge

>Dark Souls
Bonfire outside of the Crest of Artorias gate in Darkroot

>Dark 2
Cardinal Tower bonfire

>Dark Souls 3
Estus Soup room in Irithyll.

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>>151669338
Karla is plenty cute in game

>>151670254
>yellowfinger not doing the slut bow

baka

>>151670632
>shitters
>fetishists
>salty gank victims
>NPC-killing edgelords
The fingers are literally the entire invader community in a nutshell

>>151670254
isn't "yellow finger" euphemism for index?

Jesus god somebody is lagging in the FC

>>151670885
Karla a shit, Yuria of Londor is best DaS3 girl

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>>151671196
I think you meant best girl of the entire series.

>>151670767
Hexer /Mace user.

>>151670632
Who is thumb and pointer finger?

>>151670632
look at the picture mate.

>>151669843
In case you are the same guy I replied too, I guess this is the closing of our conversation. I appreciate your humor thats was born out of deprivation from topics but you could have just said something like:"well okay if you say so, I guess that could make sense...cunt"
It was nice talking to you. pls no bully

>>151670632
>Pointer
Index, anon. It's called an Index finger.

>>151671301
the Abyss just got 10 feet deeper!

>>151671196
>girl who wants to get cucked on purpose
>best

Top kek

>>151671636
But that's Gundyr

>>151671574
meant for
>>151671468

>>151671583
you're talking to two people right now, anon

>>151671468
Thumb is Creighton and Index is the player.

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Identity theft is no joke

More importantly, am I lagging for you guys? Or is everyone lagging?

>>151671675
>gundryer is an invader
CALL VAATI

>>151671674
>misusing the word "cucked"
dumb memeposter

>>151671674
That doesn't even make a lick of sense. kys.

>after ten thousand years i finally get a blue summon
>DUTY FULFILLED
>NO FUCKING REWARD

You have no idea how much i want to strangle the sneaky jap that broke this fucking online

>>151670414
I honestly like the DS3 Knight set more than any default knight set this far. Including Fluted.

>>151671792
That's good to know. So it's you then? Just feel like the response was directed to you except for the middle part I guess.

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>>151672158
best default knight armor is still pic related

>>151671830
Ramir the Whiffer here, I'm not feeling any lag, but that doesn't mean anything

>>151671196
>tells you to kill your second best friend
>gives a shit weapon only used by hyper mode retards
>gives shit bow that can't conpare to proper or default bow

Yuria a shit. If I want the edgelord end I just bully the firekeepeer

>>151671583
i'm not. the dancer's soul also makes a miracle of gwynevere. since gwynevere can't be both, it means that we can conclude it's not a tell and she's probably neither. the qween of lothric is heavily associated with gwynevere but some people think they're the same, mostly because of a mistranslation of divine blessing's description. the gertrude part was mine as a joke, since she too is heavily implied to be associated with gwynevere. the dog and smough part is also a joke from a strawpoll to decide who gwynevere would be.
>please no bully
now you're askin for it, prepare for bully
__________to*__________

>>151672134
> tfw got summoned into a guy at pontif, 2reds and an aldritch

>killed all 3, 4 conchords

It was a good feel

>>151672125
>>151672030
Are you that blind? She wants you to marry and fuck Anri, not her. She will never love the Ashen One

>>151672358
It was objectively better in Dark Souls 2. It was more colorful. It's desaturated as fuck in Dark Souls 1 and too brown in Dark Souls 3.

>>151672414
>sorcerer jobber
>your friend
lol

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>>151672358
i prefer the das3 knight armor. i like the helmet more and it has an actual chestpiece

>>151672358
I just wish they fucking remodelled it instead of using the das1 stuff. It looks ass.

>>151670767
Greatsword + Tower Shield turtle.

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Where the DLC at, FROM.

WHERE IS IT.

>>151672358
I love elite knight, but it always looks better in art than ingame.
My favourite armours are fluted, dull gold, embraced and sunless.

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>>151672627
have a better version of that pic, friend

>>151672714
>mfw got season pass
>no occasion to use it

>>151672527
No, she wants you to stab him/her in the fucking face to steal his/her shit. Anri's dead. And Yuria is still also thine.

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>>151672527
no you've got it all wrong. she loves the ashen one so much she practically worships him. she finds you a wife because she wants to remain your servant. she probably helps anri with having sex you

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>>151672627
the EKS has a chestpiece, it's basically pic related, but with the blue coat overtop it. You can even see the "skirt" of the long brigandine coat underneath the chain

>>151671196
>Waifuing beef jerky

Ok. I just started SotFS and killed the Last Giant. I know I can still kill the Pursuer and get the Flame Sword. What else should I do while I'm here?

I can't remember what my level is but I leveled up twice and put points into Vigor, Strenght and Dexterity. I've only died once.

>>151672889
>Anri's dead
she is not, look carefully at the end cutscene of the usurpation end, she can be seen on the right of the crowd
>>151672527
>implying that I can't have both
>implying that Yuria doesn't love the mc

>>151672627
>has an actual chestpiece
do you actually think there's no armor beneath the cloth?

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>>151672939
ya but it's not a solid piece of metal like cuirass' should be

all in all, i like das3 one more

>>151672992
>What else should I do while I'm here?

Delete local content

eygon best husbando

>>151673184
this post is 100% correct

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>>151672935

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>>151673162
>ya but it's not a solid piece of metal like cuirass' should be
dunno about that one pham, brigandines got pretty thick, solid and tight. A long brigandine coat like the EKS or my other post probably wouldn't be as tightly made as the related pic, but you get the idea.

plus they're lighter and easier to repair in the field than a full set of plate + underarmor

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I always think I'm just out of range!

Fallen Knight set is baller. Best raggedy set.

>>151673184
>liking violent, neglectful, abusive men
D A M A G E D
A
M
A
G
E
D

DAD'S GONNA FREAK

>>151673101
Fuck that shit it's stupid. Like any other character killing her in human form causes her to hollow out or disappear completely. That fucking slut is dead after I stab her in the face. And if she's not, I'll kill her again and again until she's gone. I'm the motherfucking Lord of Hollows, I can chose whoever the fuck I want to marry and bang. And Yuria's #1 in both regards. And she fucking wants it too

>>151673682
I hate its silhouette desu. Its look much better if the hood etc had slight cloth physics

>>151672547
>magic fuccboi
>not your friend

>>151673740
GOOD!

>>151673827
please do not bully the Anri

>>151673184
>getting off to verbal abuse
degenerate

>>151672992
You'll have so much fun when you go up against the Pursuer at low level. But it's worth it since you'll get access to weapon infusions afterward.

The Fire Longsword is pretty okay for the early game but unless you intend on going down the Hex route to get elemental damage bonuses, it eventually gets outclassed by good old quality.

Beyond those two there isn't much else you need to do, just remember to drop down the hole after Pursuer, get the bonfire in the new area and then head towards Heide.

>>151673986
Anri's a good person but i don't want to hear her fucking annoying voice for the rest of eternity. I want Yuria to whisper in my ears when we are spooning in bed.

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why is siegward so qt?

>>151673740
>not wanting a tsundere husbando who will bully you yet defend your dignity from ashen fucks

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bargain bin smough ready for action

where is my discount partner in crime?

>>151674028
getting off to name-calling and varying degrees of degradation during sex is actually one of the most common fetishes around, especially among women. it's so common that it's barely a fetish at all

>>151674187
Why is your language so retarded sounding?

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>>151673986
Bullying NPC's is /dsg/ standard procedure

>>151672451
The Dancer is mentioned as distant daughter of the formal royal family so it would make sense to assume that she reacquired this miracle and that she is perhaps one of Gwynevere's daughters or maybe grand daughters. We don't know how much time passed since DS1. The correlation here woul be that Rosaria would be the person where most implications are there. Also, I didn't know of a translation error.

__________I'm*__________

>>151674264
t. not a woman

>>151674164
so just send her away instead of murdering her over and over you edgelord or let her join in for 3ways with you and Yuria

>>151674459
Absolutely degenerate.

Plus I don't my Yuria to think she doesn't satisfy me completely. I don't need any other girl.

>>151674454
it really is one of the most common fetishes, sorry if that makes you uncomfortable

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>>151669665
>>151669665
NEVER
ATTEND

>>151670603
I'd like it if it didn't turn your limbs into twigs

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>hit boss' hands
>he dies

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dont mess wiht us


or esle

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>>151671196
They're both good, but Yuria would be okay with being your concubine and also probably let you do butt stuff to her

>>151674952
How's that any different from hitting their legs until they die?

For Anri's quest, do I have to help him/her kill Aldritch before killing him in my world?

Or can i kill Aldrich in my world and still do the quest after?

>>151675095
>LOL SO RANDUMB SET XD
>LOOK AT ME IM SO RANDUMB !!!
Nice

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>>151674906
i don't mind, keeps the theme of undead-ness consistent

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>>151675095
*crunch*
VERY-BAD!

>>151674952
I'm sure of someone was hitting your hands with a sword for 5 minutes straight you'd eventually die from shock or bloodloss

>>151675180
You need to summon her and kill Aldricth with her to win.

>>151675187
do you have any idea how hypocritical it is for you to go into an autistic fit over other people goofing around?

>>151672714
From 100% confirmed for showing a DLC trailer at Gamescom

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>>151675187
>hating on R.L. Stein and Smuph

>>151674952
How big do you think his dick is?

>>151674776
But
Are you not hosting it?

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>>151675268
>Artothere randomly

Way to ruin a picture. Why isn't it the Elite Knight set he's wearing?

>>151675425
when is gamescom?

>>151675161
Yuria deserves better than being a concubine

>>151675582
Next week

>boss doesn't get weaker as his HP drains
>if anything he gets stronger

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>>151667831
why is she so perfect

>>151675564
*Artorias there randomly

Had a stroke

>>151675421
Didnt know that qualified as an autistic fit.

>>151675462
Not hate

>>151675780
have you heard of "second wind" and adrenaline?

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>>151675513
No.

>>151675928
seriously though, why is it that no matter how many times i report you for being an annoying avartar-fagging cunt you're still never banned? are you ban evading?

>>151675621
At least concubines get laid.
Dancers don't.

>>151675367
>summon her
You get as a phantom summoned into her world. Killing Aldritch in that case does not kill him in your world.

>>151676107
Oh yeah. There's also a weird part where you have to kill a hollow or she dies. That happened to me.

>>151676045
>Dancers [strippers] don't get laid
on what foreign planet are you posting from?

>>151675780
>enemy attacks more aggressively and desperately as its backed into a corner

Optimal SM for getting summoned by the Looking Glass Knight?

>>151676327
>I haven't been banned since the last time I got banned

No shit Sherlock

>>151676267
On a planet where dancers aren't whores, in other words, a civilized planet.

>>151676043
He obviously evades.
Everybody on /vg/ evades when they're banned because /vg/s mods are shit and they don't stick to evaders to actually discourage them

We had the 4kings bot spamming this thread for like 3 years consecutively and it got banned at most once a day, which stopped it for all of 5 minutes at a time.

>>151676481
>On a planet where dancers aren't whores
lol

plus the Dancer was totally Pontiff's personal stripper, bruh

>>151676506
Still better than /jp/'s mods who are way too anal. I once got in trouble for answering a guy who called me a faggot. I called him a motherfucking redneck. Got blocked for posting "off-topic garbage", he didn't.

>take a break from SL 60 Faithful shenanigans
>run to Firelink to check out my gear
>try upgrading my Izalith catalyst
>upgrade it to +5 without thinking
noooo I wasn't done beating up shitters whyy

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Post your reaction to your very first invasion in a souls game.

Mine was some katanababby havel dad in anal rodeo.
Even though I kept spamming parry I got backstabbed.

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>>151676506
how pathetic do you have to be constantly ban evade to spam or avatarfag? at last lucifer has an excuse of being his shitty self

like, go do something with your life instead of bothering people

>>151676481
>that unarmored ass
>related to a goddess of fertility

I bet Sully wasn't even the first

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>>151676669

>>151676506
>mentioning the bot

STOP IT YOU FOOL! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

>>151676683
>not restoring your hourly backup

>>151676651
Nice headcanon.

Too bad people don't send their stripper in exile, thus proving you wrong and embarassing you even more.

>>151676723
Mine was a minxmaxer twink with a giant curved sword infused with lightning. I died in one hit despite having full health.

>>151676723
Some guy tried to flamespray me to death. I wailed on him with the Saw Cleaver.

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>>151676761
its our job to guide them back on track

>>151676669
>he actually got banned in /jp/

What the fuck? That's almost impossible

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That's it for me, boys, I got too much work to do to keep getting my booty busted up. Next FC!

>>151676723
I was a full havel kiddy with a black knight sword +3 and a black knight shield in anal rodeo on my first playthrough. I got invaded by a pyromancer guy after i killed the 2 giant sentinals in the main hall. I beat him because i was unknowingly using the best fire resist shield in the game. He hit me once when i didnt have the shield up, right as i traded for lethal. It about killed me.

Dog plz fix ur connection if possible

>>151677127
I'm not a boy though

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>>151676723
Mine was in anal londo too it was something like this:
>INVADED BY DARK SPIRIT SOMETWINK
>what the hell is this, another player? oh well let's just have a duel I gue-
>YOU DIED

>>151674410
what you assume about rosaria you need to assume about the dancer. they are both descendants or handmaidens. the translation error is "was initially revered as a goddess of fertility and bounty" should be "associated with a goddess of fertility and bounty"

>>151676723
>>151677378
>first invasion halfway through the game

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>>151677301
Why would anyone lie on the internet?

>>151677127
Curious, what is your FTH at?

>high VIT build
GOD DAMN. I wish this game had Dks1 poise

>>151677301
you can stop pretending gwyndolin daddy doesn't care about your moon shit anymore because he's fucking dead

>>151677457
I had spent most of my humanities by then and I was planning on popping one only after reaching the boss.

Are you implying that either you never died and stayed human for the better part of it or that you farmed humanites non stop for your very first playthrough?

or probly youre just a DaS2 babby and i'm wasting my time here.

>>151675856
he is the posterboy for AotA. which begs the question why ds2's boi isn't a forlorn

>>151677457
>can play the while game without figuring out you go human at bonfires

>>151676893
>Too bad people don't send their stripper in exile
people fire concubines/strippers/escorts all of the time, fool

>>151677652
>carthus memesword/warden memeblades user with DaS 1 poise
pls no

>>151677301
L O N D O R
O
N
D
O
R

Can't you parry for sure after the second hit of a straight sword or katana anymore ?

>>151677301
L O T H R I C

>>151677301
L O R D R A N
O R D R A N
R D R A N
D R A N
R A N
A N
N

>>151677301
post boypucci

>>151671830
It's a good identity.

I'd probably go BKGS or some other poke capable UGS though. I've been trying out FUGS on my SL20 twink and it sucks for invasions.

>>151677301
>baiting a bunch of thirsty virgins
Fiendish little lad

>>151677418
What I assume about Rosaria is what I choose to believe as it goes for the Dancer. That is the good part about souls lore that it's a bit vague with implications and you can basically create your own sub-lore but it also has it's downsides like our 2 hour long argumentation. Thanks for the translation error clarification.

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>>151678397

>>151678468
80 minutes

>>151670876
>DeS
Storm King Archstone

>DS1
Oolacile Sanctuary

>DS2
Crestfallen Retreat

>BB
Moonside Lake

>>151678667
Time is distorted

Damn this grape at the FC is persistent

So I just lost my save (Formatted and didn't know DS3 doesn't use cloud saves), I want to try something different this time, is there a viable magic or hybrid build for getting to 120?

why does /dsg/ like (DeS) Yuria and Karla so much? Is it the femdom gimmick?

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God damn it is DS1 really unplayable with a keyboard + mouse? Please tell me there's a mod somewhere to fix it...

>>151679376
Witches are hot

>>151678739
>Moonside Lake
>comfy
MUH SPIDERS

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Your waifu a shit

>>151679423
just get a controller

logitech f310 is like $20 and will serve you well

I'm trying to summon two of my friends, but as soon as I summon one the other one's summon sign disappears
Why is this?

>>151679423
Just plug a controller in via USB and download the respective drivers. Besides that I'm pretty sure there's a mod out there for DaS1 mouse and keyboard

>>151679659
Dried finger.

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>>151679376
Witches are almost always the best girls, not to mention that the characters you mentioned both have nice personalities

>>151679659
you can only choose one friend. this is your guys destiny

>>151679629
>>151679676

The last console I played was a fucking N64 back when it was still current. I have no idea how to play on those damn things.

>>151679376
stinky witches and rape implications
>>151679423
>everyone says KB is unplayable
>can't play with a controller
i guess i'm backwards

>>151679423
DMFix.

>>151679860
How do you do it? Specially with the mouselook camera, it keeps wobbling and chopping...

>>151674252
>not the wooden hammer

>Dog and Samuel sick relentless trades

It's almost like poise exists

Invasions in this game are just not fun.

>>151680240
>soldering iron
>plow
>wooden hammer
Peasant uprising weapons ready.

>>151680027
i use the numpad for camera controls. gave up on the mouse the day i started the game

>>151680430
Being invaded is fun though.

>>151680027

See >>151679880

>>151680516
It sure is fun getting invaded by a sl10 dude with 7 estus while I have 15 and a seed on. Don't even need summons.

>mfw just found out that instead of killing Patches, I could've paid Velka's statue

Highest level for high wall invades?

>>151680359
Lol. Yeah it's weird having to think how to fight another UGW user

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>55 tongues in a single session
>a shitload of hosts just disconnecting
>zero fanmail
why the fuck can't valve make some easy to use private message system

>>151680830
Your "recent players" list in Dark Souls 3 is empty if you check it after leaving the game.

>>151680610
Yeah, I know, don't actually even need seed. I just like waiting for twinks and counter twinking them, sorry that invaders don't have a fool's proof way of winning now.

is fc over

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FC IS NOW OVER
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
jesus people weren't kidding about grand lance, this thing is shit

>>151680830
>>151680969

It's the same on PS4. The Recent Player list STILL doesn't work after 3 years and only updates after like 45 minutes.

You actually have to look up their name manually if you want to send someone a message.

>>151680969
Players => Recent games list works normally.

>>151681045
I wish I could get a seed.

I would trade it for whatever the crow has.

>>151681181
Only if the game is still opened. If you try to open it in Steam after closing the game, it's empty.

>>151679376
I like DeS!Yuria, but I couldn't care less about Karla. She's just Yuria in every single aspect, even down to her armor description. I'd rather have something new.

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>Divine Pillars will never be good

>>151681151
hey i never knew that eygon looks like le feely man

>>151678359
It's not really that bad for invasions, I've been able to hold my own quite nicely in my fair share of brawls

>>151681270
Mine is always full and updates properly. I can see the names of everyone i've invaded in last hours and my game is closed.

>>151681280
lucky for you, there are Anri and (DaS3) Yuria eagerly waiting for you to embrace your destiny as the champion of hollows!

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8 watchdogs later, I remain undisturbed

>>151681270
You want some? I got a huge stock I never use.
It's just part of Solaire's armor if I'm correct

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Smough do you need this

>>151681591
Nah, it's okay. Eventually I'll get invaded and get one.

I don't even need it, it's just that I have the rest of Solaire's armor except for the boots.

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>>151681151
I was about to join since I finally finished this fucking bullshit cancer. ;_;
oh well

>>151679580
But those spiders are cute.

CUTE!

>>151681439
Yeah... To be honest I was never crazy about them either, I'm kind of put off by the more superficial refrences about them; Anri wearing Oscar's stuff and DS3!Yuria always confused me because why was she named that when there was a copy-paste of DeS!Yuria just down the hall from her.

I guess I'll just stick with Sirris then...

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FAMILY A CUTE

>>151681576
Stretch out?

>>151681770
Sirris a shit

Anyone up to dropping 99 soul of a champion for me?
W10 won't let me open Cheat Engine

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>>151681821
Cute!!

>>151681675
Would you say swordgrass farming is better or worse than concord farming?

>let's put yuria from DeS in DS3
>ok now rename her to karla
>alright now let's name this one other character yuria
>perfect

y tho

>>151681928
That's funny because I can Colon Evacuate fine on win10.

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>>151681909
You got it

>>151681943
why is Father Gascoigne in the last panel of that comic?

>>151663901
Wasn't there some lore saying seth did it to him?

>>151681821
>>151681943
Dark Souls needs more happy comics.

>>151682130
Not that I know of, no

>>151681770
>Sirris
>can't beat anyone 1V1
>can't do shit for damage
>no fun allowed
>needs help to defeat her decrepit grandfather
>kills herself after she tells you that she'll always be there for you

Shit/10 waifu

>>151682090
For some reason I can only if I'm online but that would be asking to get banned again

I'm thinking of just going NG++ but what if the next FC is too far ahead

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What the fuck does this even mean? Did this motherfucker block me?

>>151682409
Yes, he fucking hates you

>>151682409
give me your steam name so I can block you too