Dota 2 General - /d2g/

DELUSIONAL LITTLE FAGGOT

THESE FUCKING MIXES DUDES


INCOMING DOTA 2 REMIX MUSIC PACK?

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ENVY AND W33 AS EQUALS

Like POTTERY

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>Fear and Demon broing it up

/ThrowEG/ ww@

EE and w33 walkng together.

POTTERY

HOLY FUCK THIS IS TAKING FOREVER

>oh no he's getting naked

top

>swindles

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W H E R E S
H
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R
S

T H E
H
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L A M B
A
M
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S A U C E
A
U
C
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>wonderful

>>151455892

TITTY FIEND

>>151458496
>>151458513
oh shit

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>All star match
>All star
>ALL
>not all of them are stars

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TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL

I'm glad that n0tail didn't kill himself yet

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>DEMON AND FEAR DOTA REUNITED

HOLY SHIT

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who here having fun?

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>tfw PPD sees your draft

fear is such a beautiful man

>EE and W33 walk out together
>Fear and Artour walk out together
What did they mean by this?

I SWEAR TO GOD IF NO ONE PICKS QO OR JIMMY

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>why'd we sign up for this shit?

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>YFW NO PITLORD

What an awful meme

>50 000 threads per hour
>still no sticky
Well fuck you too then, mods.

>EE

artEEzy look so broken

wtf

why can't it just be pros vs pros

not this fucking 2k mmr random people or people who dont even play shit FUCK

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>wasting your pick on that retard

L M A O

I DONT KNOW WHO I WOULD PICK SO MUCH PRESSUREEE

>average noskill fan

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
PIT LORD

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N0TAIL MY FUCKIN BOY.

>NOLANS
YOU FUCKING DUMB MEXICAN SHITTTTTTTTTTTT

>nofail
ROFL

for those wondering about the music
https://www.youtube.com/user/haveluckgoodfun/videos

Sirredditslacks is the worst piece most unfunny piece of trash I've ever had the displeasure of having to watch. For this whole TI.

I hope he never gets work again.

Just

AWFUL

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And I thought we'd already seen the face of misery twice today

did he say igloo

>>151458620
>JUST

>>151458629
He's going to be the last hero picked by dendi

>>151458620
I JUST WANT TO GO HOME MAN

Here comes the part where someone doesn't know the pros

this is actually a pretty fun way of doing the allstars

> Biggest memers get picked first.

WTF IS HAPPENING

I bet the pros want to murder every single one of these faggots

YOU CAN PICK
AAAAAAAAAAAAH

>you can pick any pro
>hol0lans!
Is he a Kaci double agent?

>PICKING NOTAIL

lMFAO

>People picking are fucking memers
dammit

>Pros + average people from the crowd + EE and Synderen

wow they have literally everything

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Fucking giving spammers on twitch chat air time holy fuck

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>YFW ENVY PICKED LAST
>YFW ENVY PICKED LAST
>YFW ENVY PICKED LAST
>YFW ENVY PICKED LAST

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Post your fucking face when seeing these deflated memester ``pro players" being forced to participate in this shitty memematch.

>first two picks are memes

pitlord is still being shown, right?

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for the first time in my life im glad im not a dota pro right now

>willingly picking loda

LMAO

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>n0lans
>Bulldog

>notail will off himself on allstar
I guess it's rather fitting

this is horrible

i feel like killing myself as an apology to the universe

You have all these pros to pick from.

>Bulldog

You fucking failure.

look at how nervous these losers are

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BULLDONG

>>151458692
I wasn't wondering about the music at all, no thanks.

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>EE

>tfw nobody will pick kuro

swindle must be happy, there's no way hes getting picked

Why are they drafting shitters?

>They are picking the cucks

>they're all Alliance fanboys
lmao

WHY ARE THEY PICKING SWEDES

>Loda

>Picking swedecucks

DEmon+ FeaR bromance

>>151458694
hi Kaci

>>151458708
There should be no fans, at all.

okay, this is pretty good

75% of these fuckers look like they just want to go home.

>>151458694
>memes
>not getting work
Normies unironically love memes of all types so there's plenty of work

I REMEMBER YOU I PREPPED YOU FOR KELLY

>notail
>bulldog
>Loda

are these guys out to pick the worst players?

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>It's an Alliance fangays draft a pro squad episode

Just kill me familia

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE PICKS

BASED ICEICEICE

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>pros carted out to play with morbidly obese unemployed reddit faggots that are sub2k

Slacks sounds like a looney toons characters, how do you handle it

>these fucking picks

kill me

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>inb4 sumail isn't picked cause racism

TAKE YOUR BETS

WHO WILL THE UNPOPULAR KID WHO'S PICKED LAST?

>>151458765
You'd be on the verge of puking

GAYED ON LIVE

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Who else is getting anxiety about who will be the last pick?

ICE CONFIRMED BIGDICK
JIMMY CONFIRMED QT

The crowd literally has to make an EU team themselves.

Reposting on this new thread
Please (You) me whem the match starts and Slacks stops speaking
If he's somehow casting it, don't bother
Thank you

>i hate you a lot

WHAT THE FUCK

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>I REMEMBER YOU
WHAT
DID
HE
MEAN
BY
THIS

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>>151458620
He really wanted to win

>>151458695
>>151458691
>>151458689
Come on, you're telling me you wouldn't have picked n0tail to cheer him up?
Look at him, he should be on suicide watch

i dont know how would some players with huge egos react to not getting picked


first their ego makes them think this is a waste of time

but then their same ego makes them think they went unpicked because they are unliked by the community

>picking LODA

LUL

WHY ARE THEY PICKING ALLIA NCE LMFAO

this picks are HORRIBLE lmao

>>151458858
the Chinese

>>151458802

memespouting redditor detected

>>151458864
mE WHAT IF NO Wants artour

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Why is swindlezz there?

NO PPD???????????????

>>151458762
>>151458751
>>151458795
>>151458789
IT'S A FUCKING MEME MATCH, BULLDOG IS A MEMER, IT'S A GREAT PICK YOU FAGS

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why is this so fucking painful to watch holy shit

THESE ARE THE WORST FUCKING PICKS.

>n0tail
>loda
>bulldog
>iceiceice
>dendi

this draft is fucking terrible

>>151458815
>do awful
>forced to stay and play with literal autists
I'd want to leave too

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Dude

Its like they want pros to feel even worse

>Get eliminated first
>Get picked last

>ENVY THOUGH IT WAS HIM.

HOLY FUCK AUTISM.

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I bet all the pros want to kill themselves right now.

>>151458786
>Is cuckoldry contagious?

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>Demon, Fear and Arteezy hanging out
What did they mean by this?

SOMEONE PICK MATUMBAMAN PLS

>>151458834
>>151458857
... Are you two twins?

ENVY LMAO

fucking envy

>ETERNAL AUTISM

FUCKING ENVY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IRRELEVANT KEK

GAY DOTA PLAYER

This guy what the fuck

Is he really talking about big dicks at the international?

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>RTZ is the last one picked

I FOCUS ON THE PAIN

are they every going to pick a chinese player? they're all standing in the back looking sad and awkward :(

>WE DONT WANT YOU
im okay with slacks now

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>tfw I will never get to pick Chuan and have him hug me

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>EE

>Eliminated by DC 2-0
>Forced to play in a meme match
Poor iceiceice

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Just look at EE, Arteezy and Notail
They look mentally destroyed

>EE picked
JUST

THIS IS SO AUTISTIC

ALSO WHY AREN'T YOU FAGGOTS PICKING BASED QO?

>EE

EE

>EE

EE

>EE

EE

>EE

EE

>EE

EE

>EE

EE

>EE

EE

>EE

EE

>EE

EE

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>EE

EE blows it again

PICK QO ALREADY

BAFFLED

>>151458843
If you didn't win Ti, might as well whore yourself for a few extra bucks.

FUCKING EE
HAAHAHAAHA

inb4 no pitlord

i'm sure daryl is thrilled to play in this allstar after getting his ti dreams crushed 30 minutes ago

every fucking year

ENVY NEVER FAILS
EVERY FUCKING TIME

>ENVY
JESUS CHRIST

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>>151458786
did that guy like model his life after loda

ALL OF THESE FUCKERS WERE ELIMINATED DAY ONE

HAAHAHAHHAHAHA

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>EE

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>no one picks sumail

are these people fucking retarded did they even watch TI or only watch when their dumbass euro teams lost

HAHAHAHA

ETERNAL AUTISM TRYING TO GO IN

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH

>EE

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DENDI IS CUTE

CUTE

EVEN OUTSIDE OF DOTA


ENVY CONTINUES TO FUCK UP

BAFFLING SCIENTISTS AT ALL TIMES.

>EE

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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The mysterious holo-grill lets you pick a pro.

Who would you draft, d2g?

BASED TALL BLOND DUDE

BAFFLED

i feel so bad for the asian players....nobody pick any mvp or chiense players. iceiceice isnt chiense

When do they start picking good players?

Holy fuck Swindlez will literally kill himself if he is last

pick artour ya faggets

DONDO PUDGER

>EE's autism overflowing
Can't make this shit up

BASED SHAUN

>ARTOUR

>EE
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ETERNAL FUCKING AUTISM
>ETERNAL FUCKING AUTISM
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>Envy mistakenly going onto the team

SOMEONE

POST

THE

WEBM

>>151458695
Everybody looks fucking miserable. I wonder if they're contractually obligated to show up and be part of Valve's memery during All-Star events and autograph stuff

ARTEEEZYY

THAT FUCKING EE AUTISM

MY FUCKING SIDES

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>Jacky Mao walks up

CANT MAKE THIS UP

Why are there American Alliance fangays? I'm Swedish and still hate those faggots

ARTOUR BAAAABAAAEEEEEEEEVVVV

RTZ baked out of his mind

YEAH TEAM SLACKS FUCKING LOST

LMAO

YOU

CAN'T

MAKE

THIS

SHIT

UP

nobody is gonna pick any of the chinese right? lmao

WHAT THE FUCK EE???

why is rtz so high?

, put Dendi in front of a camera and I can't help but smile

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>Remember, no Pit Lord.

S A D B O Y S

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>get fucking btfo
>have to clown around else you'll get timeout corner by valve

NUMALE ALERT

RTZ look so dead

>Den-Dee
>Eee-Eee

>>151458909
are you MEEEEEE

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>Rtz barely acknowledges the guy that chose him

F E A R D O T A

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>>151459024
the high as fuck finnbro of clutch support plays

>>151459024
I want her to tell me I'm a good boy and breastfeed me :3

OLD MAN
F E A R
E
A
R

>>151458786
>I don't even know this kid

oh my god I just feel so bad for envy

>w-who picked me?
>I'm still relevant?
Suicide watch is over

>RTZ

Team Slacks lost already.

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Rtz....

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>how the fuck are these niggas gettin picked over me?

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Literally the best part of any TI in 2 years

>Kaci has Fear and Universe
It's over

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I feel bad for the chinese players

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god bless Dendi

>>151459024
Fuckin Sumail, he'll carry us so hard.

the rtc suffering isnt over

XIAO 8

>>151458992
Maybe daryl should stop getting buttfucked by tier 3 teams every year.

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>>151459036
>implying he gets picked

>EE
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>no one picks chinks

>>151458962
I'm mentally destroyed because I will nver play Dota2 with podchan

HE DESONT FUCKING SPEAK ENGLISH

>Not picking the mastermind

EVERY SINGLE YEAR
HE FUCKS UP

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Why the fuck do they do this autistic fans shit

>>151459087
LOCAL MAN...
SCIENTISTS...
HOLOGRAMS

>QO not picked
>Jimmy Ho not picked
>Jerax not picked
What did they mean by this?

The elims are getting paid for staying an extra day ,right?

THEY HAVENT PICKED A SINGLE CHINESE OR KOREAN PLAEYR YET. THIS IS BULLSHIT.

THEY HAVENT PICKED A SINGLE CHINESE OR KOREAN PLAEYR YET. THIS IS BULLSHIT.

THEY HAVENT PICKED A SINGLE CHINESE OR KOREAN PLAEYR YET. THIS IS BULLSHIT.

THEY HAVENT PICKED A SINGLE CHINESE OR KOREAN PLAEYR YET. THIS IS BULLSHIT.

>>151459024
slacks

He doesn't even know he got picked

wtf 2 maybes

thank god I thought fear was going to be left out

>token Chinese pro for the Chinese spectators

What did EE do, not watching

fuck me is EE autistic
lel

>>151459184
How will you ever recover

>CHINK LITERALLY PICKED HIS TWIN

>Picking chinese players

MAYBE

?
?
?

CLUTCH QO LAST PICK

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EVEN IN DEATH HE CONTINUES TO BAFFLE

>MAYBE MEETS HIS TWIN BROTHER
MAYBE MEETS HIS TWIN BROTHER
>MAYBE MEETS HIS TWIN BROTHER
MAYBE MEETS HIS TWIN BROTHER
>MAYBE MEETS HIS TWIN BROTHER
MAYBE MEETS HIS TWIN BROTHER
>MAYBE MEETS HIS TWIN BROTHER
MAYBE MEETS HIS TWIN BROTHER
>MAYBE MEETS HIS TWIN BROTHER
MAYBE MEETS HIS TWIN BROTHER
>MAYBE MEETS HIS TWIN BROTHER
MAYBE MEETS HIS TWIN BROTHER
>MAYBE MEETS HIS TWIN BROTHER
MAYBE MEETS HIS TWIN BROTHER

EE

BTFO
T
F
O

>>151459206
U were saing fucker?

>Last Pick QO
Oh man, GOOD TASTE

I DIDN'T SEE THE EE
POST SCREENSHOTS

PUPPEY AND EE BTFO
>MY SIDES
PUPPEY AND EE BTFO
>MY SIDES
PUPPEY AND EE BTFO
>MY SIDES
PUPPEY AND EE BTFO
>MY SIDES
PUPPEY AND EE BTFO
>MY SIDES
PUPPEY AND EE BTFO
>MY SIDES
PUPPEY AND EE BTFO
>MY SIDES
PUPPEY AND EE BTFO
>MY SIDES
PUPPEY AND EE BTFO
>MY SIDES
PUPPEY AND EE BTFO
>MY SIDES
PUPPEY AND EE BTFO
>MY SIDES
PUPPEY AND EE BTFO
>MY SIDES
PUPPEY AND EE BTFO
>MY SIDES
PUPPEY AND EE BTFO
>MY SIDES
PUPPEY AND EE BTFO
>MY SIDES
PUPPEY AND EE BTFO
>MY SIDES
PUPPEY AND EE BTFO
>MY SIDES
PUPPEY AND EE BTFO
>MY SIDES
PUPPEY AND EE BTFO
>MY SIDES
PUPPEY AND EE BTFO
>MY SIDES
PUPPEY AND EE BTFO
>MY SIDES
PUPPEY AND EE BTFO
>MY SIDES
PUPPEY AND EE BTFO
>MY SIDES
PUPPEY AND EE BTFO
>MY SIDES
PUPPEY AND EE BTFO
>MY SIDES

>>151459206
>>QO NOT PICKED
BTFO

>>151459215
icethrice was picked

MAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
qooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

lmao 2 maybes

>>151459206
>QO not picked
AYY LMAO

>>151459206
>>151459215
QO

what is wrong with my boy artour, is he alright?

2bh the selection of pros that should be picked is too large

i feel bad

jesus christ dota players are all autistic

YIMMY SHORTER THAN SALLAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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How does the entirety of EG not get picked?

>>151459206
MOOT

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>ETERNAL ENVY.
>NO ONE WANTED HIM.
FUCKING HELL MY SIDES.

>>151459074
Of course.

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Is Demon joining EG again?

WTF 4 MAYBES

LMFAO 2MAYBES

>EE having flashbacks of high school gym class

hes gonna kill himself isnt he

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B A S E D

>NO SUMAIL NO SUMAIL NO SUMAIL NO SUMAIL NO SUMAIL NO SUMAIL NO SUMAIL NO SUMAIL
NO SUMAIL NO SUMAIL NO SUMAIL NO SUMAIL NO SUMAIL NO SUMAIL NO SUMAIL NO SUMAIL
>NO SUMAIL NO SUMAIL NO SUMAIL NO SUMAIL NO SUMAIL NO SUMAIL NO SUMAIL NO SUMAIL
NO SUMAIL NO SUMAIL NO SUMAIL NO SUMAIL NO SUMAIL NO SUMAIL NO SUMAIL NO SUMAIL

ENVY SUICIDAL

>Sumail and Miracle didn't get drafted

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>EE not picked

Why didn't Slacks banned QO? Is he retarded?

>no one picked ee
>no one picked puppey
>no one picked ppd

>>151459240

He tried to steal Dendi's spot.

EE OFF YOURSELF

WTF 4 merlinis POGCHAMP

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>no one picked Peter
SHAKING MY FUCKING HEAD

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we LoL now!

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>EE

imagine being sumail in this moment

he could be fucking prime 16 yo while carrying a 8k mmr match and valve makes him do this shit


imagine being sumail in this moment

C O M F Y

>not picking based neva eva

>allstar match isn't 10v10 all pros only

Why do they bring these 2k shitters out I wanna see my boys Jimmy and fear style on some kids.

>>151459024
a person who is still in the fucking tournament
so no alliance or secret

WHAT DID EE DO I MISSED IT FUCK

I just want to watch the draft see pit lord and go to bed. Please just show me.

Gabe.

>>151459332
Fear got picked m70.
I feel bad though, poor jimbo.

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>EE not picked

Poor EE, he actually wanted to play ;_;

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>chinese pick chinese
>don't know any english except for the english versions of their names

NO ONE PICKED PUPPEY
WHY

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>fuck them other niggas

NO MUDSLIME

>>151459323
they probably cant hear shit

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>EE

>be rtz
>be n0tail
>get picked
kek

eternalautism got away lucky this time

>>151459240
>guy calls dendi
>EE starts walking towards him

>QO
GOOD FUCKING TASTE

>>151459268
see >>151459121
he walked up when Dendi was called

>>151459323
I'd like to see you on the stage, anon

wow poor ee must be having middle school flashbacks

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>>151459192
she probably doesn't care about it and thinks that games is for children

>NO PUPPEY
HOW LOW HAS THE GREAT FALLEN

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>Not picking Synderen

>people not being picked
man this is lousy. Do like a sub-every-death-thing

>>151459215
ice^3, maybe, qo

ye

AND FOR THE REST OF YOU
YOU ARE FIRED

PUPPEY KEKED

CAN'T MAKE THIS UP LMAO

I hope the unpicked players enter the game with pitlord

>>151459338
I fucking hope so

>>151459336
Nobody wanted to get yelled at

>>151459332
>Fear
>Universe

I'm pretty sure the pros who didn't get picked are fucking celebrating right now

QUICK
WHO WOULD YOU PICK, /D2G/?
QUICK
WHO WOULD YOU PICK, /D2G/?
QUICK
WHO WOULD YOU PICK, /D2G/?
QUICK
WHO WOULD YOU PICK, /D2G/?

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>all these pros that were left out

>be RTZ
>someone drafts me
>"omg who actually wants me?
>"can i be on your dota team? i need to switch teams again"

>>151459428
>'ye'

>>151459390
'i knew i wasn't going to be picked dude'

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>E
>E

>mfw this is a huge chore for players and everyone is glad they weren't picked

QO even trying to dodge the draft

>>151455892
>NO PITLORD
KILL ME

>>151459379

>imagine being the favorite to win this tournament

must hurt man

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WHAT ABOUT ME ?
GUYS?

This is just rtz when he solo ques

Is jimmy actually gay or just soft spoken?

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>get to 9K MMR
>don't get picked for the all star

>EE
FUCKING AUTISMAL
>Maybe's twin
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

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>call down all the pros
>kick most of them out
this is awful

>someone actually picked Loda

MY FUCKING GIGASIDES

Arteezy has clearly been crying his eyes out lmao

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>clement "Next President of Estonia" Ivanov not picked

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WHERE'S DENDI WITH THE PUDGE COSTUME????????????

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anyone else feel bad for them?

>>151459451
SWINDLEZZ LMAO

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>"Are you excited to be on Team Slacks, RTZ?"
>"...Ye."

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>no chuan

>NO ONE PICKED PUPPEY

>>151459451
QO

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how did no one pick sumail

I just

cannot comprehend

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REMINDER THAT YOU LITERALLY CANT HEAR ANYTHING WHILE STANDING ON THE STAGE THATS WHY ALL THE PROS ARE SPERGING OUT

PIT

MOTHERFUCKING

LORD

CONFIRMED

>>151459404
IT'S NOT FAIR BROS, HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PRESIDENT OF STONER

RTZ FUCKING HATES IT HOLY SHIT, HE'S PROPER SADBOY 2K7 SHIT.