Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Literal pub plays

Is this some kind of pub game?

DELUSIONAL LITTLE FAGGOT

IM THE GREATEST, GREATEST THERE EVER WAS

I BOUGHT A 40K$ ENGAGEMENT RING

I COULD BE THE PRESIDENT OF ESTONIA

THEY SHOULD WRITE A MOVIE ABOUT ME, FUCK THIS, THIS IS BULLSHIT

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nth for Saint Artour, carrier of our sins and dark knight of dota 2

thread is slow because the americans are preparing the memes for EG's match and the EUs have killed themselves

only people here are Australians

>>151332067
Who is Puppey's gf anways. I'm curious what kind of girl an alpha like him can get

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I NEED TO BREED AUROTH

WHERE WERE YOU

WHEN CHINESE DOTA

WAS FUN TO WATCH

>>151332031
>>151332043
>le dota epik digital chess xD

kill yourself

>>151332129
martyr yourself, shitstain

who here /wanttobethegirl/?

>spiritbreaker
>support hero
what

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>>151332136
White piggu go home

>>151332098
she probably looks like a gorilla without these tons of makeup. You western's have a really shit taste in Asian girls.

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Daily reminder that if you don't like ass, you are a low-test beta numale small-dick cuck.
Only high-test big dicked men like ass, such as myself.

>Loda, a Swedish numale cuck
>His girlfriend is an uggo with no ass
This confirms my theory

GOOKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>omnislash the right person twice among four targets
>bash on every necessary hit
>void bash on every necessary hit
>crit on jugger
>pa constant crits
is this the peak of dota?

>>151332202
t. delusional little faggot

>>151332098
>no chest
>no ass
>pounds of makeup

>>151332331
What wrong with looking like Harambe

>>151332331
nobody cares what you think chink

>>151332129
hopefully he finally kills himself this time

>>151332391
t. babyrage twitch trash

>>151332098
>No boobs
>No ass
What does her boyfriend grab when he fucks her?

>>151332456
Fuck off with your shitty facebook memes you ledditor

nth for president puppy and saint artour.
They belong on the same team along with envy

>>151332582
REDDIT OUT FOR HARAMBE

>>151332576
Her thi-
no wait

>>151332576
her dick

>>151332618
whats that even supposed to mean?

Febby playing like shit.
>all melee
>dies before he can track everyone
>for 10 minutes in a row

>>151332813
ur mom 4Head

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Can you think of any other player that got carried as much as this awful piece of shit with bitch tits?

I mean, he won two majors off the back of his team, I don't think there has been a leech this big since whoever was sub on Jordan's Bulls.

Lucky guy, gotta give it to him, he memed his way to the money. It's the only time I've seen a carry player getting carried on every single relevant game. Truly mind boggling.

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>>151332576
>>151332421
spotted the burgers

goddamn wings are playing good doto

>THAT STOMP
HOW THE FUCK

Anyone watching this at a bar? Tried getting the manager to change the channel to this but he wouldn't let me. So fuck him, I'm watching the match in a booth sipping on a nice Guiness.

Febby playing like trash holy shit

Why is their bounty always going in too deep?

so did reddit find out about the leaked convo

>>151333192
They are airing it on TV?

THE CHRONOSLASH

yay gooks down

>they keep ignoring the juggernaut

what a waste

>literally no disables against a multiple disable team
gee what could go wrong

>>151333616
Stream. Bdubs can let you stream if the manager approves. He agreed to do it for me last year with a local MMA fight, but this time he told me to fuck off even after I explained the inconsistency with his discretion.

did no one tell MVP about elder titan?????????????????????????????????

Elder Titan demolished an all-melee lineup

>TRIPLE GHOST SCEPTER

>no dagon

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MvP draft is so bad, what were they thinking senpai?

>>151334681
they dont

lol

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;_;

>left dota 2 like a year ago
>my bro elder titan was considered jack shit and never picked
>watching TI6
>elder titan is picked everywhere now

what happened

I love my nigga ET

time dilation tho

>>151334681
They lost lifestealer and now their draft won't work

>>151334880
Retarded buffs to his stomp and ult

Serious talk:

Where are the k-pop shitposters? this is the only time they will ever be relevant.

>>151335036
they could have drafted a ranged hero with a disable

cant tell if helen is cute or not
i guess yes

>>151335354
Or they could have built dagon

>>151335798
they had no disables and no support heroes to bail them out

>>151335798
>>151335354
they had absolutely no disables, no way to set up kills and no recovery. All they could do was run in, get kited and die.

>>151335932
It's all in or nothing with that lineup

The disables they relied on were bash and slows but they couldn't make it work. They also kept ignoring juggernaut once he spun.

>>151336186
They relied on track for a setup, charge and blink in, then retreat.

>>151336348
they picked poorly. synergy is a crucial part of the game.

just look at Wings' lineup.

Omnislash works through Chronosphere
Kinetic Field and Static Storm works through Chronosphere
ET's ult works through Chronosphere
Bladefury works together with Kinetic Field
Echo Stomp works together with Kinetic Field and vice versa

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I hear there's a team of unbeatable Chinese pubstars that needs to be destroyed.

>>151336684
Flawless indeed

i would fuck that fat chick

who has that laptop ee pic

>>151336736
PPD is my spirit animal

>>151336736
STAY AWAY FROM MY CINNAMON BUN BEAVIS

old chicken

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who /comfy/ here?

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Buckle up.

>icecubes's hair

sumail needs a burger

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its time

>>151336736

SAVE US PPD

SAVE US FROM THE SOULLESS GOOKS AND A CHINA V CHINA FINAL

>>151335826
me on the right

TRUE SAD BOYS

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ARE YOU READY?

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wishing i was getting my dick sucked by a pretty boi atm lads

i want to SODOMIZE zai

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B A F F L E D

>our boys ehome against our boys eg

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>>151337127
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

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zai a cute

do normies actually think that actionfats is funny?

>>151332943
Eternal Envy.

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>>151336736
It's like poetry at this point

>>151336584
sorry if you missed out
http://imgur.com/a/pidIZ

dev.dota2.com got sql injected, someone stole the database and sold it to a site, which in turn cracked all the passwords of the users.
Puppey was registered on that forum and had his password there for the public to see after.

This was used to access his facebook. The hacker couldn't find much so he went for Theeban instead. Theeban had a whatsapp account and the skid used the credentials he found at dev.dota2 on that app.

The skid (script kiddie) had to use his phone to access whatsapp instead of just using bluestacks and referenced several times that he might get caught, which makes me believe he used one of those cheap free VPNs to conduct the breach on the whatsapp login and those VPN providers have no problem giving authority information out.

Hope it explains everything!

[USA USA USA USA intensifies]

ARE WE DOING USA AGAIN?

WHATS THE CURRENT THREADLY RECORD?

gonna be hard to beat last years

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LETS GO BOYS

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REMINDER TO CHEER FOR OUR GUYS EVIL GENIUSES SO THEY CAN REPEL FLUFF GOING WILD AT KEY ARENA.
EG = LOSE = FLUFF GUNNING PEOPLE AT KEY ARENA

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>>151337138
>slacks singlehandedly made USA chants reddit
NO
DELETE IT
DELEEEEETE IT

>>151337097
>weechat
>not chatty

>america fans
iceiceice pls kill this

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Average PPD poster

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POST

PPD

RIGHT

FUCKING

NOW

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Any more leaks after the Whatsapp and facebook?

As a chunk I just want to say that I hope EG gets to the grandfinals. I just love the whole USA vs China storyline.

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Is it time?

>>151337294
reddit usually steals memes from /d2g/

just ignore it

Friendly reminder USA-posting is now slacks/Reddit tier

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>>151336913
no idea man, honestly i envy him. if it was my job to go around the world watching dota, having fun, and general do what i love i would be the happiest man alive. ya he is a big meme and basically the "fool" of dota but that honestly does not sound bad at all to me.

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>>151337097
>vlc
>shitty fonts
>interface looks like windows 98
Found the freetard

>>151337028
>ubuntu
kys

>>151337228

envy just won one major and he had a major role since TB was meta. Sorry but bitch tits is on the 1st place for the "deadweight" contest.

>>151334681
They were thinking

>This is how we beat OG

>swede in EG

Sweden wins again

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>Sheever as an analyst
>Never has an opinion on anything or any information

Amazing. I thought she couldn't get worse than she was as a Host.

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>>151336736
LITERALLY FUCKING POETRY OHHHHHHSHIIIIIITTT

See 2 chicks on screen.

2 WHALES. JUMP SHIP.

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>you'll never get to hang out with slacks at the international

he seems like a fun guy

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USA
USA
USA
USA
PEACE, JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN WAY
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PEACE, JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN WAY
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PEACE, JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN WAY
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PEACE, JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN WAY
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PEACE, JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN WAY
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PEACE, JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN WAY

>>151337357
>it was a sticky

yeah no way the USA record gets beat since mods are being dicks

holy fuck why do you guys have such huge screen shots

>>151337374
arch on a x201 you faglord

>>151337328
not nearly as fat as I thought

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>>151337231
Do you have this iamge without the stupid EG logo and ti qualifier things

>>151336025
>>151336072
>>151336178
>>151336416
He is confused because in his game supports do nothing all game but the casters try to make them feel better by pretending they do stuff. So here he sees all heroes doing stuff and thinks they're all carries.

I fucking need to breed sheev

>>151332842
>pick DS
>he is your only hero with farm
>does nothing

>>151337385
how did sweden win when alliance won exactly zero (0) games in the main event.

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Sheever looking fiiiiiiiiiine!

>>151337369
there's literally nothing wrong with vlc

My USA USA USA USA USA copy paste is ready bois

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When you come at the king, you best not miss.

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So is shitrekt gonna be a thing after TI6 or is the roach gonna pull the plug on his failed project?

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You're not doubting, right?

>>151337369
>not using streamhtml5

kill both of ur are selves

>>151337451
Didn't the sticky only pop up for GF?

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No new Sheever webms today?

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>>151337517

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/pol/ reporting in - channel meme magick for our boys

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P P D
P O W E R
IGNORE JEALOUS EUROKEKS AND POST FREEDOM

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>>151332943
fuck off with this stupid pasta, it is incredibly irrelevant and false.
what kind of sick pleasure do you derive from beating on a wounded animal? Your life must be pretty miserable.

Pic related it's you

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Why the fuck couldn't they put the EG game earlier in the day

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LETS GO

I want to gift Sheever my virginity

>>151337508
i don't understand this sheever obsession can someone explain it to me

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Say it

>>151337562
Goddamn I hope Tobi never changes

EG need to ban Timber

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>>151337435
>tfw no qt basket case gf

>>151337402
I miss soe

>>151337508
a fine horse

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>>151337539
Poopede already misses his ex gf, he's a BIG FAT mess.

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>>151337248

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i want zai to lift the trophy but i dont think i'll happen. even with a slighty superior eg draft, wings and ehome will outplay them

ehome needs to win so we can see iceice vs iceiceice

>>151337508
>>151337578
i wonder what her asshole smells like

I want to feed sheever sugar cubes

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Restrictions lifted.

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>unstoppable Chinese teams at the biggest dotard fun gathering
>EG is the only hope left after yuropoops dropped the ball
wait a minute here, I've seen this script before

>>151337507
How did the USA win when CoL won exactly zero (0) games in the entire event?

>>151337601
fuck off

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"analysts" think chinks will win
lmfao

>>151337665
ENDURANCE RUN

>>151337618
No one would watch the rest then. Also China gets to wake up to the big game.

USA wins 2-1

>>151337539
adding an extra ice doesn't make you better

>>151337676
fuck off non believer

zai doesn't need a fan like you

>>151337563
Of course I am

EG does better the more people doubt them

>>151337248
>Kuro's ideology of girls at LANs

??

>>151337665
he already found a new cum dumpster

>godz not rooting for chinks
what went wrong?

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Ehome got this

>eu panel sucking EHOME's dick

Typical EU

At least the golem still has our backs

>>151337539

Honestly feel bad for iceiceice he's never won anything big.

Sheever is literal fucking trash , dumb yuro hag

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ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS TIME

Can you guys please stop posting Sheever?
All these Sheever pictures are brainwashing me into thinking that she's actually attractive.
I'm starting to find her hot pretty GODDAMNIT

>wake up
>mirana first pick material

dropped

>>151337698
Like shit, anon. Her asshole definitely smells like shit.

>Universe left EG to Secret then came back

Why did this happen? I haven't watched doto since last TI.

>>151331934
i wish viper was picked more.

>>151337772
Kuro believe women cause trouble.
One prime example is kellymonkies in SC2

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If Ehome loses we still can expect to see an all China grand final
So I'm okay with both

Ehome加油! Ehome强无敌!
Ehome Ehome Ehome Ehome Ehome Ehome

>sheever is actually being paid money to say nothing for 5mins 5 times a day

dotards?

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ITS TIME

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>>151337721

>>151337775
>downgrades from a blonde to a shitskin brunette
Poopedee is A BIG FAT MESS

>2nd pick Warlock

Its happening boys

Iceiceiceice got this

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OUTTA THE WAY FUCKIN CHINESE SHITS

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Anyone was looking at that chink in the background? Was air punching Sheever and Godz, please some screencaps!

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>>151337517

>>151337808
>ass implants

>>151337835
delicious

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See 2 girls on stream.

2 Whales
JUMP SHIP

>>151337659
Isn't she doing CS:GO shit now?

Maybe she and James can start a DotA2 Refugee Shelter.

Im going to pick who im going for based on their draft and no one can stop me

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Guys why are they holding the grand finals on a wednesday night???

>>151337808
>based mia

>>151337798
she needs that superior black american seed
imagine sheever having two little black babies, that is so cute

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>ameriburgers triggered nobody cheers for their unlikable shitskin team

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can the crowd see the holograms?

>>151337610

are you upset reddit?

>>151337676
>he didn't watch Newbee vs EG game 2

EG played high level Dota. They're fine.

>>151337808
source?

>>151337838
EG was playing like shit with RTZ, so he and RTZ left for the meme team secret to "win" events. Ended up realizing RTZ is pub carry, came back to EG to win.

US US US boyz

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post more ppd and spirit breaker

WORLORK

>>151337562
i mean is there some fourth option out there he didnt mention

what else can they do but try to get better, change the roster, or disband

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rev up those 2000 character USA spams

What team does our boy rtz destroy next? Will he go to china?

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THE STRONGEST NATION IN THE WORLD.

>>151337665
QUICK SPRINT

>ehome drafting orcs and ogres
Are they roleplaying horde?

>>151337936
can the suicide hotline see the europeans?

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ITTT'SSS

TIIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE

>>151337676

Are you dumb? EG has some of the most mechanically skilled players in Sumail, universe and Zai. Even old man Fear's mechanics aren't that bad.

Has Bruno made an appearance at TI yet?

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This is what happens to your American hero.
Europe was just a martyr

>WARLOCK + OGRE
M A D M E N
A
D
M
E
N

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>>151337936

can the audience see the holograms?

>>151337864
I see Ehome are following the throw order.
>picking Warlcuck
>ever

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>>151337959

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can the hologram see the crowds?

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MFW THERE ARE DELUSIONAL LITTLE FAGGOTS ALL OVER THIS THREAD.

>>151337856
>implying the panel isn't taking turns dropping loads into her in between segments

I only like Ehome because of my boy iceiceice, are the other players nice too?

can we see the holograms?

>>151337851
Who the character on the left? Is it Honoka?
inb4 "me"

>>151337947
oh forget about it>>151337924

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>>151337936
what holograms?

>>151337959
They looked so cute together.
What the hell caused them to break up...

>>151338048
Whenever she's not on cam, she's bent over under the desk.

can the holograms see us?

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dem legs doe

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>OG
>Secret
>Alliance
>Na'Vi
>every single team has had the problem that their carries are shit and would bring the whole team down with them
Are hard carries hard to come by in yurope? This pretty much is the year of Xboct with the return of Lifestealer in the meta.

>>151337924
>based mia
>only does scenes now with her boring as fuck boyfriend who wants her to fuck a nigger
lmao

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>>151337817
if you wanted more sheever pics you should have just asked

guys the axe hologram is looking at me what's happening help

>Mirana SD

Fuck it, rooting for Chinks. Tired of this lame ass boring draft.

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>slacks literally does the "euros XD USA USA USA" schtick
>shitposting faggots just ignore it and carry on

So we're reddit now right

>warlock
Guess ehome are going for the deep LB run

>>151337959

she looks strangely similar to him

>>151337863
i dont follow her or anything but im pretty sure she's blonde

@deathnekotifa

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I'M FUCKING NERVOUS LADS EHOME HAS LOOKED FUCKING STRONG. CAN PPD REALLY DO IT? I DON'T WANT TO DOUBT BUT I CAN'T HANDLE THE PRESSURE JESUS CHRIST

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this kind of dialog could only come from a genuine human being

>>151337580
>>151337892
vlc is fine for streaming

THATS A BIG ROCK

>>151338106
Alyssa is actually so bitchy.
I've met her in real life, after we talked for 10 minutes, i was wondering how ppd handles her for that long

>>151338189
>not just watching the dota2 in game

The only time the stream is even worth watching is the grand finals and after party

>>151338153
You could count the number of good worldwide carry pro-players on a fingerless hand

>>151338189
>Implying we ever weren't

>>151338189
>he actually watches slacks segments

>>151338230
Shadow Demon Mirana.

>>151338207
It's his sister obviously, he needs to follow american tradition to be their hero

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>be black
>a living ogre
>go from obese to thin
>move to china
>fuck countless hotties
>play on vg aka tier 1 dota of 2014

whats your excuse?

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nice cursor

>>151338106
peter got salty because she gave him herpes

>>151338034
Wings literally just beat MVP with Warlock.

>>151338153
>most games lost because of drafts
>somehow carries fault
?

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Sorry for slowpoke

Are those 3D Holograms of the picks on stage??

>>151338230
good.. good.. they feed on the doubt of eurocucks and turncoats

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>>151338106
Probably after 7 months of dating, she found out he has a small dick.

>>151338154
she used to be good, don't watch her anymore
>lovia is the shit now

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>>151338170
AXE THINK YOU HAVE A PURDY MOUTH

>axe mirana SD
the meme is on

EG should pick Silencer

>>151338230
EG is going to throw

Ehome is going to beat wings

EG then sweeps lowers and faces ehome in the final

>>151338189
>now
but to answer your question yes

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>>151337898

>Fat fuck with black, blue skin and white hair
>Immediately think it's Ursula
>It's actually Drow """""""""cosplay""""""""""

>>151337838
Our head canon is ppd got his revenge by sending Universe to dismantle Secret and make them take Bulba when EG kick him and take back Universe.

Reality is probably Universe left beliving in Puppey's and rtz's lies, only to realize ppd really was a great captain and Secret was a sinking ship. ppd took him back mostly because it's Universe, he's a good player that just needs to take order to unlock his potential. That and he's better than Bulba. Secret being desperate for Bulba was a bonus.

>PPD getting outdrafted
Is over lads

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>>151337817

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>>151337994
>Aren't that bad
>Fear is one of the best players you can have in any position

Great mechanics and the knowledge of how every single position works and what every player is going to do at any time. He's DotA2's one true god.

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Ehome这手术士有点飘啊 这是要开始放准备好的战术了?不过其实输了也无所谓 输了才可能决赛中国内战

>>151338087
Me!
Honoka actually

universe void lmao insta lose for eg

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>>151337329

>>151337654
>>151337654
I told you bros, EHOME Timber is scary as fuck

>>151338296
FRIDGE

>>151338387
"no"

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REMINDER THIS IS THE TYPICAL SHEEVERFAGGOT

can somebody explain the puppey chat logs

what did kuro do that was toxic? is puppey just an egomaniac?

Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that Sumail a cute? CUUUUUUUUTE

>>151338420
universe has a pretty dapper void though

Building a team that counts as NA works like building a wheelchair basketball team.
>Players with slight disablities count as 4 points
>Players with bad disabilities count as 1 point.
>Team comp cant go over 14 points.
So in Dota
>Shitskins/huehues/CIS/chinks count as 4 points
>Halfchinks/4th generation white imnigrants count as 3 points
>EU but pure white count as 2
>Actual white NA like fear/PPD count as 1
>Team comp cant go over 8

>>151338328
Lovia is pretty boring too 2bh, I only fap to 2d and japs these days anyway so I wouldn't really know

>>151338369
Wait hold on that's drow?

I thought it was supposed to be QoP because of the eye makeup

>>151338313
what? did she really? that shit doesn't go away right? i bet she got it from a black guy

PPD CHOKING RIP AMERILARDS

>>151338153

There's literally three good carry players

Fear
Shadow
Arteezy

that's it.

6k here btw.

>>151338265
Oh well. At least their pics together look great.

>>151338420
what did he mean by this

>PPD always gets outdrafted and his team has to play with a handicap

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>Sheever's real name is Jorien van der Heijden
>her name
>her accent
>her tall, strong body and bright blonde hair

Memes aside, Sheever is a beautiful Nordic goddess - and the people that make fun of her are cucks that hate their European ancestors

wait
what is icex3 playing ? jugg or timber

>>151338316
They could have won that game 4v5
The warlock did literally nothing

>>151338473
he was trying to take over the team and bullying s4, rtz, etc.

>>151338410
If you're so hungry for attention, why dont you just post the translated versions as well?

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What would Freud say about Peter's subconscious desire to literally fuck himself?

who /ehome/ here

>>151337959
ENDURANCE RUN

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Is america ready to feel his full length and girth?

>>151338469
>Her hip nudges your fat belly

How do you not feel the embarrassment like really

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>>151337329

>>151338540
Jugg

>>151338410
Why the fuck do they have the same coloured bow-ties?

SHIT fanart mate.

STORM

lets see if sumail and zai can bail out yet another shit PPD draft

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>>151338469
oh god THE HIPS

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>>151337665
What happened with slotherina?

SUMAIL
AA
MID

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>>151338550

What was Universe's Chronosphere average hit rate again? He catches 1.7 people each time on average?

>>151338106
Probably after 7 months of dating, she found out he has a small dick.<

>>151338391
Fuck me ok that was kinda cute

>>151338487
>>151338328
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>>151338478
>sumail
>not zai
neck yourself

>>151338545
Its narcissism not wanting to fuck mother

>safelane void

1-0 ehome

so where exactly is EGs damage?

peter?!

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>FOUR MELEE HEROES AND A WARLOCK
>AGAINST AXE, SD, AND VOID

IT'S TIME

CARRY

AXE

>core warlock

ooh baby

I want to fuck zai.

>>151338545
how new are you? He dumped her months ago

EG lost game 1

just move to game 2 please

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When's Secret playing?

>>151338490

Beta Drow also had face paint remember

>>151338545
>Not being a narcissist
Do you hate yourself anon? Why don't you love yourself?

>rooting for the trump voter
>not rooting for iceiceice

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>>151338539

>dutch
>nordic

I don't want my ancestors to be associated with those dirty people, they are germanic.

Nice try though Aart van der bong