/owg/ - Overwatch General

hana song is gay

>>151133823
She sucks logs of her own poop like dicks

>>151133495
>ifunny

wrong thread

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>>151133901
what's wrong with ifunny? They have great content. Your thread was first so we'll use it but don't shit talk ifunny like you know what it is

>>151133901
Autism.

>>151133495
anybody else having connection issues?

>>151134114
There's nothing wrong with ifunny, it's objectively better than memebase

>>151139820
I am it won't let me reconnect since the patch installed.

Hey anons if I got 7-3 in placements where will I get put?

>>151143634
40 something

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Reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96-a8qiU3Xk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LgZdVJhlPk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW_iXZi0kOw

>just a bug bro

>blizzard: some players are just REALLY good... they have been playing for YEARS and have YEARS of previous experience... (like actually less than 10 people across all top 10 teams)

>we have zero tolerance for cheating

>>151143634
I went 6-4 and got 55. Depends on your personal performance I think.

>got the sprinter Tracer skin
thanks blizz

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Reaper has the best figure.

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>mfw a female eceleb(?) complimented me for heals
Best day of my life.

I wish I were joking.

>>151143858
>healing
>when a woman (who should be the one playing healer) is present
oh dear

>>151143856
>Reaper will never tell you to CUM CUM CUM while you're deep in that joocy ass

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>>151143858
It gets better.
Haha just kidding
:(

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>tfw it's another "Mercy is good guys :DD she can res" episode

When will those idiots learn? So tired of losing matches because of them.

>i ressed 2 people once when we lost the point already, it was totaly worth it having gimped support for the whole gamesupport

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How are your achievements going?

>>151140898
>>151134114
>this is what 4chan is becoming

jesus christ, fuck off

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Genji Shimada!

>>151143854
Better luck next time anoon

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How do we make Pharah good again /owg/?

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Post sick plays.

https://a.pomf.cat/xkokys.mp4

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>>151143858
>female healer on my team
>she sucks balls and is probably only playing because her boyfriend is
>edgyish special snowflake named female Reaper on my team
>she does alright

>>151144060
how is this a sick play lol

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>start off the morning with a handful of ranked matches.
>encounter a nigger intentionally giving kills to the enemy team, using Symmetra on Dorado attack when they have an airtight defense and we never reach the first point.
>get the same nigger on Nepal immediately after the Dorado match, does the exact same thing, rushes off, dies rinse and repeat.
>Has about 73 hours on comp Symmetra with a winrate of 37%

Welp 4 matches in and that's enough overwatch for today. I don't know if its forced 50% or really really shit luck and comp trolls.

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>>151144060
>top 30%
>top 10%
>top 1%
Then why the hell am I stuck at sub 50&

>>151143951
>no escort duty or undying
How?

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Dubs names my new account

>>151144154
healsIut

>>151144154
okamifucker69

>>151144010
my luck is consistently bad, I don't think it'll ever get better.

>>151144154
>that font
>asking for dubs
luv2h8u

>>151144154
DeathSoul696

>>151144154
george420bush69

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>>151143849
>tfw got the shitty orange version

Thanks Jeff.

>>151144154
>>151144191
this

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Patch notes or any info on what was changed yet?

>>151144154
Genji except in japanese characters

>>151144154
pharmercyOTP

>Pharah hasn't ulted all game yet
>Suddenly boosts up because we're semi clustered pushing the payload [shock, amaze, the team is actually pushing it]
>JUSTICE
>Boost mech up with Matrix going, swallow most of her ult, punch her in the face, shoot her as we fall back down
>Get the killing shot off in her face as they blast me back, landing right next to my lucio.

D.Va is the queen of ult denial it feels so good to waste opponents ults

>people actually want sombre to be a stealth character
literally why

I can't think of a single multiplayer game where I went "gee, I really enjoy playing/playing against a stealth character"

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How do I get better with tracer guys?

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What stupid fucking meme shit am I seeing in the 50's here? I've got people fucking INSISTING on Hanamura of all goddamn places that we don't hold the biggest choke in the fucking game and instead sit in the point and hold the point. We had Mei, Rein, Zarya, and Sym. That's a fucking choke lockdown and half of them are listening to this retard who wants to sit on the point directly. Why am I losing ranks for this retarded shit. FUCK.

>>151144154
eloassassin, only play hanzo

>>151144405
Any invisible ability should be limited to an ultimate imo

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>tfw Amelie will never sit on your face

>>151144405
playing stealth characters is fun, not every character has to be to your tastes.

>>151144154
rolling for this >>151144191

>>151143951
i gave up because i will never get the friend zone achievement

The Reyes skin looks too much like 76's silhouette.

>>151144405
stealth characters are either completely broken or just useless, there is no middle ground
>ins't completely invisible
>useless
>is completely invisible
>broken

whens doomfist

>>151144317
Pharah usually just can turn 3 degrees and onload it into another teammate.
It's more satifying to have Roadhood, McCree or Bastion to stare hopelessly at you while they take your teammates damage to the face.
Eating Mei, Tracer or Zarya ult midflight is the best though.
She should probably be able to deny Hanzo ult while it's still in arrow form, but that never happened to me.

>>151144564
the Spy is both and is perfectly balanced.

>pick torb on defense because fuck it we're rank 53
>after they take first point eveyone on mics is complaining about torb
>I have gold damage and elims but whatever
>switch to soldier
>keep telling them to group
>No one ever does
>run around and pick off their supports
>we still get steamrolled
>they whine about me running in alone when our tanks never touched the fucking payload
>our turn comes around
>not a single fucking person on my team touches the payload once
>no one gets their ult for a full minute and a half and then they all hang onto it
>I've already ulted twice
>suddenly 4 people on my team blow their ults
>we get 3 kills
>somehow get wiped after that
>game ends
>I have 4 golds
Lovin it

>>151144405
There's already one being introduced
Listen to the new voicelines, all heroes have some kind of callout for when there's an invisible enemy nearby.

>>151144564
Being broken is fine in Overwatch as far as it's limited to ults.
We have literall aimbots and wallhacks ffs.

>>151144419
Nice what percentile is that?

>>151144624
spy is the worst character in tf2 tho

>>151144419
>less than ten games
Show it to me with your rank and when you have 100, then I'll be impressed.

>>151144152
>escort duty
It's bugged
>undying
Every time I carry hard enough for it we usually win. I had several occasion when the game ended on 19 streak, fuck my life.

> defense
> fighting on the objective
> play pretty well, deny the ennemy, push them back
> already have good medals about objective and kills
> ennemy team deicdes to focus you
> you die
> your entire team begins to be completely crushed
> all your teammates die because you're dead
> objective lost
> repeat for point B

Does this happen often to you too, anon?

>outdamaging the damage dealers as a tank

I know medals dont mean shit for how you overall played but god this happens every single time. why are you instalocking genji and mccree if apparently you struggle to left click people

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>>151144745
I have yet to play a Comp match where I have been carried.

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>post yfw "team kill!"

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>Wake up
>Look at Overwatch patch notes
>Genji and Tracer still haven't been nerfed
>The game is still dominated by insanely mobile insanely safe heroes that deal an entire team's worth of damage by themselves

>>151144745
Yes.
But what really bugs me is when people try calling you out for stupid shit.
>playing Rein
>D.va ults
>my shield breaks
>"Uhhhh You know YOU CAN block her ult with your shield RIGHT?"
>throw out firestrike
>Junkrat ults
>I hold shield up
>"Uhhhh and firestrike can oneshot his tire"

>>151144782
Offense heroes picker are always the worst players in any single team
I realized that after 100+ games in com
every game is two support player + 2 tank fighting each other while the s76 and genjis are doing fuckall

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What rank is feasible to get to while soloqing?

>>151144060
>that fucking music
I'm in tears

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>>151144782
>why are you instalocking genji and mccree if apparently you struggle to left click people.

I wanna be just like seagull when I grow up.

How do I deal with Pharah as Junkrat?

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>>151144916
My experience with soloque.

>>151144580
Usually yeah, but this once my team was all pretty stacked behind me for whatever reason, either way they took a few to the face but otherwise we just laughed and grounded her eternally, good feel.
She most definately could deny Hanzo ult, but youd have to be close enough to get it in arrow form and honestly even shit Hanzos rarely sit close enough to a D.Va for that to happen.
I think eating Zarya's ult up is my fav simply because half the time the opponents hear her ult and then blow theirs only to find no cluster for them to hit.
Oh, and matrix boosting up to a turret bastion whilst they pointlessly unload their clip at you is always fun

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>>151143951
>got both of Zarya's in a single round yesterday

>>151144952
McRee is always the answer.

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>>151144841
If I ever get a team kill.

>>151144952
You don't. Pharah is Junkrat but better. Slap her with a mine if she's low enough to.

>>151144154
>dubs on /v/ or /vg/

Fat chance, the only dubs you can actually get are 00

I just got selected to my country's World Cup team, to go into the drafting period. What do, I can't go to Blizzcon due to university and it sucks :(

>>151144926
>zenyatta above Lucio
why ?
I know he's great, but when do teams not pick Lucio ?

>>151144952
Let your teammates deal with her
Spam M1/mine
Go for cover until she's grounded and spam M1 at her

>>151144782
It's not about how much damage you're dealing it's about when and where you're dealing it. A genji that's taking out their supports quickly and efficiently is going to be doing less total damage than a tank that's shooting other tanks. I used to wonder why I'm almost always gold or silver on damage as Zarya and then I think to the tanks (especially D.VAs) that I'm melting through and it makes sense.

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>fairly new to the game and come back after not playing for a few weeks
>get stomped by the same 4 man rank 300 premade 3 times in a row
>waited several minutes in between queuing for each match
>get matched with them a 4th time
>right click their name
>avoid this player is gone
i'm having fun

>>151144916
70ish and maybe 80

>>151144154
MuselkFan512

>>151144926

We wuz uber and shiet

>>151144895
t.trench

>>151144841
>yfw SEXTUPLE KILL

>>151144869
what patch notes? from 6 days ago?

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>Reinhardt goes to pin other Reinhardt
>I toss out e the moment his shield goes down
this kills the tank

>>151144736
>it's bugged
That's the one where you stay on the payload for x distance right? I got it about a month ago by just planting my ass on the cart. If it's bugged it's a recent one.

>undying
The key is to pick people off rather than winning full on team fights. That way you're racking up your elims towards the achievement but your team is still too timid to engage even with the numbers advantage, so you never gain ground and the game is stalled.

>>151144926
I'm surprised D.Va and Rein are as low as they are. I'm guessing Winston is picked to counter Genji and Reaper is picked to counter Winston?

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Goddamn literally all I want to do is fuck widowmaker
She is the best girl in all respects and deserves to be treated as such so please post as much of her as possible

>mfw people think tracer has a better ass than widowmaker

>>151145169
Pretty much
I know mcree and Genji pickers will carry every team at a relevant rank, but at rank 40 to 60, it doesn't happen

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what's it like playing hundreds of games and not being anywhere close to my rank that i got after just playing less than 20 games

nice system blizzard created right

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>>151145096
This is the worst OW meme

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>>151145308
genji

>>151145308
Windowmaker has the best ass in the game.

>That satisfying PPPSSSSSH sound when you are on fire

>>151145318
72 is a shitter rank

>>151144952
Try some lobbing while you run from her.
You can splash her with mine if she's low

>>151145380
>not PSHHHVVWOOOOOOOIIIIP

when are we going to get a dfc hero

>>151145380

>I am on fire
>But an extinguisher is not required ^_^

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>>151145307
>I'm guessing Winston is picked to counter Genji and Reaper is picked to counter Winston?

Winston is for sure picked due to his ability to harass Genji's. Reaper is picked because he is not only an amazing tankbuster but also an amazing game changer when paired with Lucio's speedboost.

>>151145393

>Top 2% of all players
>shitter

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>>151145461
Tracer is DFC

>>151144869
>insanely safe
>Tracer
Learn to aim broski

>>151145046
>>151145307
It's data from 2 days of some "pro" open tournament with not even a hundred games.
Why do people continue taking it seriously?

>>151145475
I'd fug that Lucia

>>151145481
It is. Come back at 77+ and we'll talk

>>151145481
People who play competitive love their own ego a bit too much.

>>151145461
imp/devil mercy

>>151145420
*raises katana*

>>151145475
>but also an amazing game changer when paired with Lucio's speedboost.
>tfw reaper ult during amp'd speedboost
LET IT RIP

>>151145531
>Oh no I took damage
>Better press my literal reset button
>That somehow doesn't prevent me from capturing/contesting a point while I'm 100% invulnerable

>>151145539
i'm the one who posted the picture not that guy, but i'm not playing any more until 60 tick and some balance patches

just wanted my free golden gun so i played for two days

>>151145532
Data is data, it stills gives a general idea of what characters are picked or not

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>>151145461

>>151145539

Not an argument.

If you are in the top 2% you aren't a shitter, doesn't matter what you are talking about.

>>151145621
>12 seconds cooldown

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>>151145461
when are we getting an oppai loli hero

>>151145719
Yes is an argument. I played with you retards all the time and even at 72 there's morons who don't grasp the team concept of the game. Being a shitter isn't relative to what others are, you're bad or good. 72 does not make you good

>>151145393
xD epic

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>it's another "a third of your team are Koreans" episode

>>151145461
>All these people saying x is dfc when it isn't
Flat means flat people

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>>151145461
>>151145760
When are we getting a chuuni hero

>>151145854
reaper and/or genji bruv

>>151144150
Because you lost the random team diceroll.

>level 25
Time for competitive!

so, is there patch notes for the latest update that just started downloading for me?

>>151145801
>pvp game
>literally every measure of skill is relative to others' skill
>being a shitter isn't relative to what others are

>>151145892
But those aren't cute girls

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>>151144485
Suffering.

>>151145854
When are we getting a white, american girl hero?

>>151144154
YIFF

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>>151145854
We already have Reaper.

>>151145950
unfortunately they're not
but you don't have to be one to be a chuuni

>>151145824
>Nice good job.

>>151145649
Picked in that environment, sure.
It doesn't correlate in any way with your QP or rank 50 shitfests. Any rank really.

>>151145801

Well then according to the comp-data and how you use the word "shitter" then you are a shitter yourself since you are still stuck in the 70s and just arbitrarily saying that the cutoff is 77 because that is where you are ranked at the moment.

Skill in a pvp game is relative, so calling the top 1-2% "shitters" is just objectively wrong.

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>>151145824

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>>151144154
nineinchnails

>>151145854
Shirabe would be a better hero. At least you could chase that cunt Lucio.

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>>151145308
Only the plebs think Widow is for anything but marrying.

>>151145928
And you're a shitter to me then. Guess it worked out in the end

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>watching someone who can actually aim play when you're a complete shitter

how do I git gud

>>151145318
>>151146052
>GUYS I GOT A HIGH RANK PLEASE VALIDATE ME
>no
>YOURE WRONG DO IT VALIDATE ME TELL ME IM GOOD
why are you like this anon

>surely yelling abuse at my team will make them play better!

>>151143953
There is literally nothing wrong with ifunny, it's a superior version of memebase. YOU fuck off child

>>151146149
Think of one thing every day you want to get better at. Keep running down corridors and getting killed? All day think to yourself not to do that when you don't know it's safe.

And then just playing.

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>>151146186
?
i'm >>151145647

>>151146196
At least crop it so you don't look like a faggot

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I want to _HUG Widowmaker

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>>151146186

You are must being a shitter, no need to get salty about it and deflect by making arguments that aren't even true.

Pic related.

>>151146196
>there's literally nothing wrong with eating garbage, it's so much better than eating shit

>>151146149
Turn off Mouse Acceleration in windows or whatever OS you'r playing on to start.

>guy tells me to learn a real hero
>i'm playing genji and he's not on my team

i'm officially gud

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>>151144191
>>151144206
>>151144237
>>151144265
>>151144272
>>151144283
>>151144301
>>151144313
>>151144465
>>151144536
>>151145034
>>151145115
>>151145987
>>151146074

>>151146262
I want to hug you while you hug Widowmaker

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>>151146262
Same.

>>151146262
i want to get hugged by widowmaker

>>151146280
>>151146256
samefag

>>151146280
I am a shitter but thats neither here nor there. People posting rank then everyone getting defensive because no-one was impressed is embarassing.

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>tracer main
>literally spent the whole match screaming about no heals
>had 2 heals all throughout the game
>he kept running in to the enemy team like an idiot instead of grouping the fuck up
>ask team politely to group up even though they were retarded and decided each to flank 5 different ways at once
>lose
>guy starts losing his shit in chat
>told him he should have grouped
>says this
>to the tank
>with the shield
>trying to carry a team full of retards who won't stand behind it

Let's give him a round of applause, shall we? And let's all laugh at me for playing during a losing streak and getting kicked to the shit tiers.

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>tfw the other team doesn't have a healer

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Is there a way i can filter out having koreans in my games?

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God damn I want to fuck Mei so badly

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>mfw I click with tracer
>litteraly unhitable, its like I've got ADHD and brain doesnt even have to think
>running in the 90s/sandstorm blasting in speakers

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>>151146393
herp derp wrong pic, though still very related.

>>151146398
>tfw your team has ana and all she does it sick back and try to snipe people and never heals

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>>151146347
I want her to spoon me in bed.

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>>151145174


It actually happened to me last week

Does anyone know if comp winning/losing streaks reset after a set amount of time? I try to end each session with a win but I'm worried it's a win "wasted" that won't apply to the next day's potential streak

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>>151146475

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>>151146356

Ok.

>>151146361

Except that the two people you were arguing with never showed their rank here. You were the one who sperged out about how everyone under 77 (your rank) is a shitter because some tard shared a pic and we disagreed with you.

>>151146509
Can I spoon you in bed?

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Did my placement matches the other day and was placed 43.

4 matches had leavers(on my team only) and another match just inexplicably dropped and gave me a loss for some reason.

Probably just gonna only queue for quick play. My ranked matches so far have been pure cancer.

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This SOMBRA puzzle is getting pretty silly.

Blizzard released a new pictures which decoded reads as

"This translates to: "Why do you look to the sky? The answer is not above your heads, it's behind you. Sometimes, you need to analyze your previous achievements"

They should just go ahead and release her already. At least it will distraced people from the summer lootboxes fiasco.

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>>151146475

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>>151146475

>>151146569
>the two people you were arguing with
>how everyone under 77 (your rank)

I literally wasnt part of it but alright anon okay

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>>151146570
I can spoon you while she spoons me.
Are you a cute girl?

>>151146572
ranked low bracket is literally worse than quick matches now days.

>>151145076
Block them. Better than avoid ever was.

>>151146649

Not going to bother playing detective about it, at least the guy saying that the top 2% of a pvp game are all shitters has quieted down, don't care about the rest.

>>151144745
yeah, and it's more fun when my team decides that i'm the one who's dragging them down and is the shitter of the team.
there's a certain satisfaction in just being polite and courteous about it though.
it's even better when you get play of the match and the only scorecard on your team, and they're still going on about how you suck and shouldn't ever play again.

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Oh no! Mei is starving! What restaurant do you take her to?

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>any time you try to kill widow her Ana buttbuddy outheals your damage while McCree and reaper fuck you up too
>can't focus ana without being put to sleep
>team doesn't

I fucking hate widowmaker so fucking match holy fucking shit

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Hey, /owg/ I've been gone for a week. What d4nk memes do you have for me.

>>151146782
depends, what kind of food does she hate the most?

>Assholes in rank 55-60 que with a level 30 dude
>He's absolute shit and just keeps dying pointlessly as Tracer
>Point it out cause someone asked after the first round "What are we doing wrong"
>His pre-made buddies lose their fucking shit white knighting him saying I'm the reason we're losing
>Point out I have 4 gold medals
>they just go "lalala not listening"

I fucking hate premades

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>>151146826
People have been pushing the meme that Amelie is for sexual.

>>151146843
she eats anything

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>>151146492
I Instantly report anyone that picks Ana under any circumstance.

Saves lots of time senpai. Also using the 30 second safety window in QP to DC staves off those forced losses with her.

Had someone in comp who mains ana pick her when they had a 36% winrate with her.

>>151146883
Are they seriously too retarded to realize that when a 70+ queues with a 40, the 40 isn't actually a 40? This can't be real

>>151146926
Amelie is for sexual though thats all she is good for

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>>151146926

That cannot be, she must remain pure.

>>151146991
Ugh tell me about it...I love how she feels to play as but if Ana is on my team I never see any heals even if as a tank. Such a 5vs6 hero

>>151146926
If she isn't for the sexual, then why doesn't the whore zip her bodysuit up?

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>it's a 2 widowmakers and torb on King's Row attack episode

Do people just enjoy ruining games or what goes on their mind? I don't think anyone on our team stepped on the objective even once.

>>151147171
>not leaving immediately during hero select
Games like that aren't worth the time

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>>151147143
>pure
>has a husband

She's basically had semen in all 3 holes.

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>>151147168

For

>tactical advantage

baka

>>151147171
quickplay has rapidly devolved into absolute nonsense

your team will always be filled with retards while the enemy team is miraculously well composed with good choices

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>>151147168
Because it has no zip, and Talon gave it to her.

>>151147120
She's wife material after saving her

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What do you think of my Symmetra cosplay?

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>its a "people think overwatch costs 60$" episode

>>151147153
I don't play Ana very often, but when I do, healing's basically all I do with her. Why would people pick her and not heal when Windowmaker is making perfectly fine windows right over there?

>>151146883
wouldnt the other team have a lvl 30 too?

Anyone ranked around 77 who wants to duo queue with me to top 500 ?

>>151147293
it's spot on

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>>151146926
>>151147120
>Amelie

Amelie is dead, senpais. There is only Widowmaker

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>>151147293
the true enemy of humanity

>playing rein
>reaper ults
>turn shield to reaper, shield is clearly in position to block his shots
>die to it anyway
>killcam doesnt even show me turning around
>lose the game solely because of that

Guys????

>>151147308
No, in fact the enemy team didn't even have a pre-made.

>>151147402
git gud

>>151147402
20tick + interpolation

>>151147364
Widowmaker is the one who killed Gerard, and ingame she's shown to miss him.

>>151144564
>>is completely invisible
>>broken
Wrong, TF2's Spy had 100% invis and compete to this day for worst character.
>>151144624
>Doesn't work at all against good players
>Balanced

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Is it acceptable to drop Reinhardt shield to smite mine enemies from a distance when my team behind me isn't under fire?

I get 5-6 kills a game doing that but my teammates bitch about it sometimes despite them not dieing and sometimes not even taking damage.

I've been gone a little over a month. Anything major happen? Have they buffed D.Va yet?

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>>151147456
IG she reminisces about his death. She rubs one out every time she murders people, Gerard was her first. You never forget your first.

>>151147143
>>151146926
i've only just realized how stupid widowmaker fans are.

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>>151144060

>>151146883
>>151147308
competitive uses simple arithmetic mean to calculate the group rank, anons

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>>151147487
They buffed her patriotism.

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>>151147487
Yes, and sadly best girl is only good if you are one of those Quake 3 pros.

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>it's a team is too pussy to walk past the first chokepoint episode.

What would you do in this situation /owg/?

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>>151143951
The ones I miss and probably never get:
>Slice and Dice & Their own worst enemy (Genji)
I was always garbage with Genji, killing one opponent with his ult is pretty much the maximum damage I can aim for. Same goes with reflecting especially now everyone stops firing when they see it. Bastions are rare now.
>The path is closed (Anyone against Symmetra)
Even if somebody pick Sym, he switches after the first cap. To be realistically do this the teams should be somewhat even to feed Symmetra enough for 3 teleporters but not take the first cap.
>Decked Out (Anyone)
I could get this any time since I have 12k in the bank but I'm interested what skins I get randomly
>Waste Not, Want Not (Reaper)
I see other Reapers killing people in two shots and survive but not me. Even if I sneak in from the back and survive the team kill using 7 bullets, my team deals too much damage to them.
>The Floor Is Lava (Lucio)
Another fucking joke. I got the game preorder, play every day since release. I'm Lucio on every KOTH map and can't get it. Can barely push away people a few meters, they always manage to crawl back and when I finally push down someone and jump on the wall to register it as wall kill of course there is some fucking problem and the character don't ride it properly. Several times when enemy players noticed what I want to do they solo ulted me just to deny the achievement. I even got messages afterwards "No achievement for you XD"
>The Iris Embraces You & Rapid Discord (Zenyatta)
Rapid discord is impossible on it's own and people either die arond me or don't get damaged that much.
>The Dragon is Sated (Hanzo)
I'm shit with Hanzo. Hanzo is shit on its own anyway. Impossible to land this ult without a well timed Zarya and my teammates shoot down everyone anyway.
>Enabler (Ana)
Bad aim, bad luck. I drag my team down using snipers and Ana is no exception. Every time I land the ult, either not enogh kill around or the attacker dies in some accident.

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>>151147468
Tell them to grow up and ask if they even took 10 damage.

Your job is to tank for your team and beat ass; can't beat ass if you're covering something that doesn't need to be covered.

>>151146782
meic donalds

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>>151147549
Rude tbqh.

>>151146782
papa johns, i want to watch her eat something really unhealthy and greasy.

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This game makes me SO FUCKING mad, especially quick play.

I just want to have fun but what happens half the fucking time is the other team is actually playing their mains and doing comp strats so fuck you for thinking you could practice McCree, you need to pick D.va now to stop being fucking obliterated and practically locked in spawn. Or dumb shit like one widowmaker on the enemy team that's being fucking pocket healed that I have to go Winston to deal with, or a fucking group sitting up on high ground that I have to go Pharah to knock them off and then switch to something else because I get my ass shot for pressing shift as her. Or just wanting to play Ana or Zenyatta in general but nope lol gotta pick Reaper because there's no one to fucking heal when everyone keeps running in one at a time and the enemy Tracer is trying to sniff your asshole

just god fucking damn it, god fucking damn everything.

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I can't wait until competitive fags get forced back into quickplay so they can deal with offensive torbjorns on control point maps

>>151147487
Defense matrix is much better now and her ult was buffed slightly.

>>151146991
I have a sub 50 winrate with every support except Lucio who's like exactly 50%, supports can't honestly do that much to affect the overall outcome of a match like DPS characters do, and tanks like Zarya to a lesser extent.

Nanoboost/Discord/Sound Barrier is useless if no one capitalizes on it.

>>151147231
She was purified by cum then

>>151147736
Eh, i just gave up on QP.
I always end up with 4 gold medals (I once had gold damage with lucio)

Now I'm a full blueberry main on QP just because.

>>151147231
There's nothing purer than waiting until marriage.

>>151144154
Bootylover69

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What do you think of my new hero concept?

>>151144060
>killing a stationary enemy
>sick play

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>>151146782
Right here.

>Thought I was slick purposly deranking myself for easy CPs
>Realized my teammates are also going to get stupider
>Now now one wants to play tanks or supports

Welp.

>40-50% accuracy as McCree
>20 eliminations

>20-30% accuracy as Tracer
>30 eliminations

Balance, am I right?

>>151147925
I don't like it.

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>>151146991
>ana on my team
>worse widowmaker
>ana on their team
>clutch heals and her ult is up every 45 fucking seconds

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>40 hours on widowmaker
>5 hours on next
>hurrdurr why do we have two widows hurr autism
>win game with potg

>>151147925

this really triggers the shit out of me
this smug smile on his face and tis shitty graphic in general ...

i bet he's in the next major update

>>151146931
Applebees it is

>>151147925
Incrediboy from the incredibles/10

Villain hero who uses robots as weapons when?

Reinhardt
Lucio
Roadhog
Mercy
76
Torbjorn


How do you counter this shit?

>grind boxes from 82 to 122
>still no nihon genji
>still no americcree
>still no tummy tracer

>>151147925
honestly i find this hilarious. is this a serious hero?

>>151147925
also he needs some animated shorts where he is the hero all the time and gets all the overwatch girls

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>>151147925

>>151147925
>This is still getting replies

>>151148076
I don't like it.

>>151148043
that's fucking appalling

who's responsible for this shit? that frumpy fuck kaplan?
>*FREE* content
im mad

>>151148029
Reinhardt
Winston
Mccree, reaper if on koth
Soldier
Lucio
Ana

>>151147925
>CC the character
>Offense

>>151147293
Spot on.

>>151147925
>sims 3 expansion

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>>151148029
Zenyatta
Zenyatta
Zenyatta
Zenyatta
Zenyatta
Zenyatta

>>151147971
>tracer's weapon is a full auto smg
>mccree's weapon requires pinpoint accuracy

(You)

>>151148124
Forgot to mention I've gotten the same shitty white zarya skin 3 fucking times
And every purple I get is just fucking currency that I can't use for any summer stuff

Fuck kaplan

>>151147925
>Former overwatch
>17
Everytime

>>151148076
The horrify is a bit too op I think.
I think any damage taken should break the fear to make it good.

>>151148228
>Not killing Omnics at 1 years old.

>>151148076
That's complete trash. How to make a broken character that's plain not fun to play against.

>>151148076
>horrify
>5 second stun in a 10 yards aoe
>>151148029
>roadhog
>mercy
>bad mcree
>tjorb
>ever hard to counter

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>Love Ana
>Never get to pick her in comp cause Zen/Lucio meta
>In quick play if I don't pick a carry it feels like I lose 90% of the time, and she's kind of ass when no one picks tanks which happens a fucking lot in QP

And I'm still tempted to buy her gold because I feel like the moment I buy Zen gold he's gonna get the nerf bat.

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what happened to d.va that made her this way?

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So do end season rewards count for your season-high rank or your current rank?
Cause I went from 62 down to 47 and I REALLY don't want to play this game anymore.

why does mercy turn into a man halfway through her olympic voiceline?

>>151148341
Widowmaker fucked her in the butt with her huge futa cock

>>151148076
Horrifying a bear should aggro every bears in a 40 yard radius.

>>151148341
sum1 sstol her dorito!!!!11 XD

>>151148364
season high and iktf

>>151148364
Season high

>>151148372
I hate this so much. Would be a cute line if she did it normally

>>151148372
mercy confirmed for having a 12 inch cock

>>151148364
current rank

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when will i get lucky?

>>151148414
>>151148426
Oh thank god

>>151148372
steroids

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>>151148029
The same exact team.

Maybe replace Torb with Genji.

>>151148457
Post template my dude.

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5 cute facts about D.Va:

- She's a girl!
- She's a bunny!
- I love her!!!!!
- Love D.Va!!!!!!!!!!!

>>151148382
Anon pls you're turning me on

>>151148212
>white zarya skin 3 fucking times
I got it twice. What makes it worse is how blatantly they piss in everyone's face by saying "we know everyone is mad, and we understand why, but we won't change anything"

>they make their own in game currency literally worth nothing for this "special event"
what fucking assholes

>>151148543
Kill yourself

>>151148543
this isnt as good as the mcrib lover anon

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Orendi best gril

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>abused the Lucio ball glitch all weekend
>didn't get banned

Week ban would have been so overkill for something so funny.

>>151148382
Is this from D.Va's POV?

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>I get nano boosted as Reinhardt
>can't kill shit and I die in seconds because I get focused
>enemy team Reinhardt gets nano boosted
>getting so many darts up the ass he's literally invincible, no matter how much I shoot him he does not die

I just wanna have fun

>>151148372
>造作ないですね。

She sounds fine to me.

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>>151148543
where's the 5th fact?

>>151148543
i want to smell dva's soles!

>>151148543
- She's annoying
- She's a gamer, that's stupid to have her on the battlefield
- She is probably some kind of sex bike, that's why she's famous

>>151148543
Where is mccreefag?

>>151148662
I want to smell your soles!

>>151148615
You just haven't gotten banned yet. It took them a while to start getting around to thinking about it.

>In the meantime, we are in discussions with our Customer Support group to start taking action against those deliberately using the bug to play heroes other than Lucio.

>>151148641
>All Ana does is nano boost Reinhardt because that was in her trailer
>Doesn't even consider boosting someone else in a better position/with ult

>>151148615
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-08-09-overwatch-taking-action-against-lucio-ball-exploiters

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>>151148614
Before you go on doing that...

Lets let everyone hear what battleborn has for voices!

https://youtu.be/bozvLUp0f1o

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>>151148640
Damn, forgot pic.

>>151148543
1. She is not a bunny, she is a human being.
2. You do not love her, she is a whore and will fuck any man that pays any attention to her.
3. That is only 4 facts, can you not count? Once again you disappoint me. Get out of my thread.

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>>151148515

>>151148614
She's cute but her voice is annoying

>>151148643
>moon runes
what do those sound like