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MEEPETTES edition
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22824/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
Previous thread: >>151086439
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first for CHING CHONG BING BONG
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foist
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How does MVP do it?
>win a total of 0 (ZERO) series in the groupstage
>still make it into the winner's bracket now being underestimated by everyone else
some fucking cake cuckoo door-E shit here
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>>151102927
STICKY MOOODDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSS
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>>151103018
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>this man is going further in TI than Secret and Lquid
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What is the mmmmmmm meme
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>>151102860
>little girls can't be pedophiles
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Haha very funny guys but when is ixmike playing?
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man fear at least pretend to care
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I feel bad for @cr1tdota he tried his hardest and wins multiple tournaments throughout the entire year but it doesn't even matter for TI6 because Bulba decided to start taking DOTA seriously again and will win TI
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nth for the duck
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
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1st for THE PINOY DREAM IS REAL PUTANGINA
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I don't think i'm ready d2g
I can't handle anymore heartbreak
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>>151103041
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REV UP THOSE SHITPOSTS, IT'S TIME
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are you ready for secret to finally be BTFO?
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>>151103065
Is that a gulag poster crossplaying as Lina?
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post them rare agressif's
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ARE YOU READY FOR CHINKS TO GET ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT?????
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i love rtz
will he ever stream again?
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PODCHAN!
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IT'S TIME
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GAMBATTE EE-SAMA
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>EE is 25
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PICK ME FAGGOtS
I AM GOOD
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>great team decision making
HAVE ENVY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoSszS3BkRY
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>>151103104
He could have qualified but Mason didn't want to play the second open qualifier.
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DO NOT OPEN
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H O L Y
O
L
Y
S H I T
H
I
T
How TERRIFIED are LGD on a scale of 10~crapping their pants?
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GET THAT STARRY NIGHT SKY READY FOR THE SECRET BOYS
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Ok lads how hard will Envy fuck up
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Jeaus Christ this crowd is cheering for Shitkret and EE
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>Misery and W33 won't get the pleasure of knocking Secret out themselves
Kind of a shame
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>>151103041
>undefeated with PA
>at fucking TI
how do they do it
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CHEER FOR OUR LITERAL ONE TRUE BOY PUPPEY PLEASE OK THANKS
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dat pimple
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>LGD or Secret going home today
I am not okay with this
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how big is the coming choke by secret going to be?
scale of 1-10
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>>151103231
DELETE THIS
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>>151103107
these are fucking great
>>151103172
panda tv
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>mfw there's people that think Team manchildren even got a chance a this TI.
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>lgd and secret are literally the east and west version of each other
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>>151103240
I'd let him fuck me
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WHY ARENT WE STICKED YET?
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>>151103193
MODS PLEASE I LOVE MY MOMMY BUT THIS HAS TO STOP
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AND
HERE
IT
COMES
BOYS
CLEMENT
"NYXPICKER"
IVANOV
IS
COMING
OUT
FOR
HIS
LAST
GAME
OF
HIS
LAST
TI
EVER
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>secret wins
>massive shitposting
>secret loses
>massive shitposting
no matter the outcome, the general wins
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lol good luck secret
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>>151103160
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STICK WHEN YOU JEW MODS?
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>tfw xiao8's divorce really did a number on him
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agressif looks like a MEAN motherfucker
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Help me boys
The director, mmy and aggressif
or
Artour and clement
I can't choose who to cheer for
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>>151103243
>great team decision-making
lmao who writes this shit
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TIME TO END REDDIT
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>>151103167
>>151103172
>BFF GET
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does anyone have a pic of dark arteezy?
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>>151103243
>great team decision-making
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Who /xiao8/ and /agressif/ here
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artour looks like shit tbqh
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>>151103243
>Dynamic Draft
Ban Huskar to win
>Effective usage of resources
Abandon EE in bot lane to feed because he can't be saved
>Great team decision-making
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAaaa
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>>151103357
We don't want a fucking sticky with 2000 posts that lags like fucking shit just to type a post.
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>jimmy makes it out of BO1s
>now I get to watch Secret fans swear it out
Whew, this'll be an emotional night for everyone.
What a fucking night.
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>>151103243
>great decision-making
they're the best at choking
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>>151103357
later you fucking goy
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Is Chinese the ugliest language in the world?
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>Secret gets knocked out here
>Secret vs DC that ends with w33 and misery getting their revenge
I can't decide
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>>151103193
I want Secret to LOSE!
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WHO WILL CHOKE HARDER
SECRET OR LGD???
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why is he so dreamy and cute?
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JUST START THE GAME ALREADY, NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS REALITY SHOW BULLSHIT
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>>151103243
>those """characteristics"""
10/10 SPOT ON
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post yfw secret unironically gets eliminiated by 4chinks + standin
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>lower bracket best of one
>bulba vx LGD
Bulba's about to pull Secret into the next round kicking and screaming. Just draft him clock Puppey.
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>>151103107
post more fear
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>>151103292
engaging protocol G0D M0D3
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EVERYONE
GIVE SECRET YOUR ENERGY
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>>151103374
LGD. Secret doesn't deserve it
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>>151103240
Who dis pls
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>>151103368
thought chinks didnt get divorced
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>>151103193
>Implying memes can even stop secret from fucking up
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>>151103426
Want to know how I can tell you're a redditor that only comes here to shitpost during TI?
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>>151103453
The eyelashes
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holy fuck Chinese is a disgusting language
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HOLY SHIT IM LIVE AT THE VENUE AND SOME RANDOM BROWN DUDE JUST RAN ONTO THE STAGE AND INTO SECRETS BOOTH HOLY SHIT WHAT HTE FUCK IS GOING ON
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okay maybe's family is loaded
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TIME FOR SOME CHING CHONG DING DONG
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How is this a language
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great
team
decision
making
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>>151103240
Tfw no gf
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>>151103292
they cant choke if they arent good
literally impossible
so if they win -1
if they lose 0
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>>151103436
No, Vietnamese and Danish are worse.
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How is chinese a language??
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HURR ZURR WURR
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SECRET ABOUT TO GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT
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my only friend... the end
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>>151103401
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>>151103291
>>151103414
>both fy and aggressif or artour could be eliminated first day
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>>151103525
thats bulba their offlaner
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>>151103193
fuck you
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>MOM
literally thought that was his gf or something
she's HOT
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>>151103306
panda tv is fucking garbage and those fucking jews should kill themselves
i want old arteezy stream on twitch back
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>>151103401
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>>151103292
if rtz dies in first 5 mins they'll lose.
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SWNL
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TIME TO GET A NICE CUP OF TEA TO DRINK WHILE I WATCH SECRET CHOKE
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>CHING CHONG NIP NONG
>>
DON'T
GIVE
UP
HALF
WAY
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>>151103180
she is very cute for an asian girl
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LET'S GO CHINA
I'M GIVING YOU MY STRENGTH
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Man Xiao8 just seems like a boss. One of the few dota players who doesn't look like a complete autist.
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>>151103243
>great team decision making
top kek
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Every asian story is exactly the same
"I wanted to play professionally but my family objected"
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>>151103626
Secret fangays confirmed for shitty artists
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Fuck me I just met fluff at the venue!
He must be handing shit out to fans, he was wearing a fucking huge backpack
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>>151103172
>>151103167
God why can't he win a TI already? He could've stayed in EG but fucked it up.
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>>151103471
Most of the Fear ones are boring, he looks like a cardboard cut out
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can we get some adelaide up in here :^)
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>>151103525
>everyone's expecting Isis to hit The Olympics
>they hit TI6 instead
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penus
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>>151103243
Of Secret? No CN team is scared of these Eurocucks
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>tfw you like Secret more than LGD but like laughing even more than that
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>兒兒兒兒兒兒兒兒兒兒兒兒
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>>151103626
ew what the fuck is that
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MingLee
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>>151103653
Directorate has always been boss but his huge ego balances it out
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SECRET WILL NOT LOSE
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GAME UP IN CLIENT
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>>151103286
>>151103453
>>151103572
FUCK YOU PUPPEY FOR PUTTING THESE GUYS IN MISERY.
I'M A SECRET FANSHIET AND I KNOW THEY'RE GOING DOWN. BUT I STILL HOPE. I HOPE THAT THEY PULL OUT SOMETHING OUT OF THEIR FUCKING ASSES. HOLD ME /D2G/ I JUST WANT ARTOUR TO WIN
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>>151103626
DELET
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this may well soon be the greatest shitposting event of this year
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>>151103685
>Every asian story is exactly the same
Every story is exactly the same*
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>>151103614
RTZ on Panda actually talks now, while he can't stand Twitch chat memes so he just plays music and never talked for weeks at a time
I'll take the RTZ without the Twitch spam
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>>151103193
>But why
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based maybe desu
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>>151103513
Suck my dick you little faggot. Believe whatever bullshit you want to tell yourself instead of focusing on the games.
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>>151103525
prove it.
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>>151103685
>They tell him to grow the fuck up and get a job
>When the money rolls in 'follow your dreams son'
$$$
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>>151103653
he cucked his marriage with dota 2 give him energy to beat secret
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>>151103685
>I wanted to devote my life to (competition)
>Parents utilized brain
Hmm...
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SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE
SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE
SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE
SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE
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I want these chinks to win so badly. Fuck secret
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>>151103231
lewd
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>>151103243
>Literally just making shit up that means nothing as "characteristics"that's interchangeable and can be said of any other team
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>>151103584
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>>151103769
Games not even on right now you blind retarded redditor
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pieliedie here, once again
this FUCKing retard envy is begging for a mirana pick, he said something about missing singsing so much, if that's banned he wants huskar, just kill me
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>fangay
HOW TRIGGERED IS NAHAZ?
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>>151103685
You mean every player?
Shit Fear got kicked out of his house for trying to play pro dota in an era of 2000 dollar tournaments being the biggest and best in the world
>>
Maybe a cute! A CUTE!
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Sheever confirmed secret fangirl
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nice save redeye
>>
Sheever's dopeyness is adorable. I don't get how you guys hate her
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>>151103745
Maybe Sumail will retire from Dota and Artour can be EG's mid and we'll have SADBOYS again
one can dream
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>LGD GOT KUNKKA AND MIRANA
ITS OVER
SECRET IS FUCKED.
KILL ME
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>TI3
>sticky
>TI4
>sticky
>Ti5
>sticky
>TI6
>literally nothing
what went wrong?
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>>151103712
this is DOTA, not LOL
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>alch
HAHAHHA GG AHAHHAHHAHAA
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>>151103698
Where are you getting these from again?
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>alchemist sd cheese
Bravo!
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wagafagat
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>>151103243
>dynamic draft and playstyle
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>jeans
wtf dude
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>>151103793
chink parents never support their kids life choices unless it makes mad shekels
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>>151103712
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>>151103884
we're not shitting up the board enough apparently
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>some people online are saying i act a bit abnormal
>i better make a reference that only us humans will get
>haha lunchables guys
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>Waga the reddit man.
For god sake why is he even in the "pro circle"?
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ALERT POKEMON GO PLAYERS ALERT
THERE IS A SNORLAX IN THE KEY ARENA
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS
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>>151103709
>they hit ti6
Well thank god no one would get hurt then.
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I hope Secret put up a good fight before they go down
It can't end in complete humiliation
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CHOTTO
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>alch SD mirana again
zzz
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WHO READY TO SEE SHITTEKT GET BTFO OF ANOTHRER TI BY CHINKS HERE?
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>Alchemist
MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE
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>>151103884
It's all MootTwo's fault.
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>alchemist
It's over
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>No Huskar ban
Secret won
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>>151103849
please dont kill yourself pie.LUL
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>Alch SD
chinks lost right?
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reminder that dakota is OUR guy and secret is OUR team
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Do LGD have off white shirts?
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>>151103712
not at all like the anime / MLP community
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>>151103849
lel didn't work this time m8
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kotlguy is my favorite human caster
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PLACE YOUR BETS HERE
DOES SECRET
F
A
I
L
HERE AND NOW?
>>
JUST
BAN
HUSKAR
THEY LITERALLY CAN NOT WIN WITHOUT EE HUSKAR.
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gg
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why is drow being banned? she's so shit unless she was recently buffed?
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Good old family friendly Fear
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>>151103712
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>>151103878
TB next pick
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>mirana kunkka
Bye bye secret.
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>mirana
>kunkka
it's fine secret can win this
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Is Secret going to treat this game like a honeypot and win at 40 minutes, or absolutely unleash oblivion on LGD and force them to GG at 14 minutes?
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>this production valve
muh dick
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>>151103849
Don't kill yourself, kill EE instead! He won't be missed!
>>
gonna fap marathon
cya folks in an hour or so when Secret lose
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will arteezy ever win a valve event?????
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what if secret gets oracle huskar?
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is our girl casting?
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>2:30am and there's still 3 games to go
Fucking kill me honestly. I've been watching since 5pm.
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He was such a cute and happy boy...
What went wrong, /d2g/...?
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I fucking hope Secret is out. Like, fucking please kill these Secret posters for good
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>you lived to see the day when Kunkka was first pick material
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thank god winter isn't casting
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>Kunkka is first tier support now
What
>>
Can we all agree maybe is categorically the best player in the world?
If you say miracle you're autistic
>>
>these casters are unaware of secret's tried and true SD Alchemist meme
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>>151103193
>>
>>151103895
Do NOT reply to reddit spacing anime posters
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C H O T T O M A T T E
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>Secret Alch
>>
Can someone help me check my math on this alchemist pick?
>>
wasn't rtz alch core the start of secret's 7 game losing streak
>>
>>151104079
>will arteezy
n
o
>>
>>151104010
? we're about to pick huskar you fuck
>>
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Why best of one?
I though that Volvo wanted to make a great event, with tons of epic matchs.
>>
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what is it about chinese that makes it sound like such garbage? most other oriental languages sound just fine but every chinamen 'word' rolls of their tongues like hot wet trash.
>>
>>151104028
where are you finding these?
>>
>>151104089
watch teh vods dumbass.
>>
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Oh god I just realized something
>casters we've already had today: OD/Drask, LD/Maut, Tobi/Merlini
>casters currently on the panel: Blitz, Winter, Waga, Kotl, Godz
>only caster left: Anne
>>
>NO HUSKAR BAN
stupid ass chinks
>>
I can't wait for Team Reddit to get shit on, and kicked out of Ti.
>>
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can the audience see the holograms?
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>>151103963
reddit or not, he is better than most of the others there. he is actually 8k and knows his shit about the game. meanwhile pyrion flax and shane are only comedy relief.
>>
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>alchemist rtz
FUCKING
STUPID
MOTHER
FUCKING
ARTOUR AND POOPEY
RETARDS
GG
YOU SUCK
FUICKING DISBAND
RETARD PUPPEY
FUCKING SHIT
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONES
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS SHIT
>>
>RTZ going to lose with Alchemist
>>
>>151103965
That's not a very nice way to talk about gabe
>>
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BEST IN THE WOOOOOORLD
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>>151104095
they will just bandwagon onto OG and DC dawg
Literally MVP and Wings are our only hope.
>>
>>151103943
That's fucking most parents just look at >>151103856
>>
>>151104105
that better not be a trap
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>>151104093
dota two
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>>151104028
>>151104028
>tfw your dad takes you to seattle to met the American Hero of Dota 2
>>
time to watch chinks get HUSKARED
>>
puppey got fat lmao
>>
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>>151104019
EE will prove to be a failure
>>
GABOR MATE
>>
>>151104052
>>151104036
Did I miss something? d2g used to say those 2 heroes were trash
>>
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>>151103915
>>151104162
https://www.usnaps.com/#/brand/dota2-2016-0808
>>
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can the holograms see the audience?
>>
>>151103965
>walkers on 4chin
lul
>>
chotto
matte
gg lgd
>>
>>151104112
i made this official objective tier list before the group stages started:
ATTENTION: OFFICIAL OUR GUYS TIER LIST INCOMING
>Best Carry
Miracle
>Worst Carry
Envy/rtz
>Best Mid
Maybe
>Worst Mid
Sumail
>Best Offlaner
AdmiralBulldog
>Worst Offlaner
Moonmeander
>Best 4 Support
JerAx or zai...or fy...shit idk
>Worst 4 Support
Banana or Saksa
>Best 5 Support
iceice
>Worst 5 Support
MMY
>Best Captain
Innocence or Dubu
>Worst Captain
puppey or misery
>>
>secret cheesing already
>>
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Secret wins. sorry gooks
>>
TIME TO WATCH MY BOY CLEMENT PICK SOME RANDOM SHIT.
>>
>>151104186
>haha remember that ti4 eg webm guys XDD RTZ ALCH IS BAD LOLZ
fuck off
>>
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>>151104095
OG vs MVP
>OG fans cheer for OG and MVP fans cheer for OG
DC vs Wings
>DC fans cheer for DC and Wings fans cheer for Wings
Secret vs LGD
>OH MY GOD OH SHIT WOW OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD OMG PLEASE MAKE THE SECRET FANS LEAVE OMG GO AWAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
>>151104026
the hero gives a F R E E relic to the entire team
>>
>>151104232
wyhy is this so funny
>>
>>151104182
he's just a pubstomper abusing OP heroes of the patch(TA).
He even tried to play competitive but got shitted on by everyone. So he just gave up and went on with his streaming.
>>
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guys i really need artour and clement to win this...
if they don't i might off myself...
>>
WHAT WAS THE TEAM THAT WAS PICKING HUSKAR ALOT IN THE GROUP STAGES? I FORGOT
>>
>>151104138
I still cringe when I think about that game. Everything they could have conceivably fucked up they did.
>>
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>tfw Xiao8 picked Kunkka so Puppey doesn't pick it ever agian
Thank you based director.
>>
>>151104279
>admiral bulldog
>our guy
woops
>notail not the worst carry
>>
>>151104279
>Not Sonneiko for a support as our guy
What are you doing?
>>
>>151104180
on screen yeah
>>
>>151104264
>swagletknight
>>
please win secret
>>
>>151104158
Korean and Japanese are all about sharp consonant followed by vowel, while Chinese is all mushmouth back of the mouth noises
>>
>>151104313
>MVP fans cheer for OG
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>>151104340
Wow, I want both of them to lose this.
>>
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>>151104152
Yeah, I wish all of the lower bracket games were Bo3s, just like the best TI ever, TI3.
>>
>>151104279
>misery worst captain
think you gotta change this
>>
>TB Alch SD
>>
>>151104340
sleep tight frogposter
>>
ENVY TB
I REPEAT
ENVY TB
SECRET IS OUT
>>
>>151104105
That better be a trap
>>
>rtz sucking his thumb
>>
>Maybe Ember
it's over
>>
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Remember TI4 Arteezy alch? When he stunned himself in the roshpit and died like a retard? That was and elimination game against some chink team.
Aah, good times.
>>
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>>151104340
i hope theylose
>>
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>>151104171
>mfw i got same picture with exact same filename name
whats habbinig :DD
>>
ENVYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
ricing team
>>
>>151104165
Yeah nah.
>>
secret lost
>>
>>151104265
maybe
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoSszS3BkRY
THERE IS NO HOPE FOR CHINA
THE GAME IS OVER
THEY NEVER LEARNED
>>
>>151104089
I slept for like 6 hours and even managed to watch DC get rekt.
>>
magnus last pick for LGD?
>>
>>151104260
Kunkaa is a fucking shit carry but an amazing support. Mirana got a really good buff to arrow(kills creeps instantly) and a good aghs. Basically she's a farming machine with ridiculous team fight.
>>
>secret baited into TB
>insta Ember
GG PUPPEY
GG EE
>>
>>151104143
Yes (it was a 9 game losing streak if I recall correctly), but that game was strange since they were team fighting and diving towers at low levels instead of farming.
>>
>imbaspirit
Secret lost
>>
ALL THE FARM
FARM
MULTI-TEAM VACUUMING
>>
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TERRORBLADE
ALCHEMIST
SAME TEAM
IS HE TOO MUCH OF A
MADMAN???
>>
>Kotl making up conversations between players even on panel
Is this guy ever self-aware?
>>
>>151104298
this picture is fuckin hot as fuck senpai
>>
TI4 RTZ incoming
>>
>>151104171
holy shit stoooooop
anne is a top 4 casterrr
>>151104385
this isn't about who is and isn't our guy it's jjust about who's the best and worst
that said, navi is not our guy. and none of them are the best.
>>
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TB AND ALCHEMIST.
>SELECT ALL PICTURES OF RIVERS.
>>
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Which dota pro masturbates the most?
>>
>>151104171
Maybe shes not a main stage casters or something? Hopefully.
>>
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>putting the bafflemeister on terrorblade
secret will never learn
>>
they're actually not going to pick huskar
the absolute mad lads
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AGGRESSIF EMBER
WARNING
AGGRESSIF EMBER SPOTTED
>>
>>151104031
called it
>>
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who will be the next to fall
artour or agressif
>>
CAPTAIN PUPPAN NO YOU'RE MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE
>>
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>EE-sama terrorblade
Secret confirmed for not giving a shit about honeypots and looking to absolutely demolish LGD
>>
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>>151104450
Not the only time too
>>
Cleave strat best strat
>inb4 lgd magnus
>>
>Envy with le 3 ultimates hero
He will throw this so hard
>>
>>151104171
We could have Cap+synd
I want to believe.
>>
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>>151104340
it's almost done
this is artour's last act
secret dies tonight
>>
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>>151104392
they won't
>>
>EE terrorblade
puppan gone full retard
>>
I have a dilemma you guys, I wanna see arteezy win because hes my fucking boy but I wanna see envy lose because hes a stupid faggot weeb who sucks at the game
What do?
>>
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>>151103574
you mean reaperTZ?
>>
>puppan just picking everyone their favourite hero
lel
>>
>>151104152
Not enough time for everything I guess.
>>
"yerr but ye hef to ge- berrer ferre.
PLEASE STOP CHINKBOI. PLS
>>
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Can the see holograms the audience?
>>
>>151104448
It's probably Maybe jugg mid
>>
>>151104503
If Alch goes for Armlet Crest BKB or even Mek then it's ok
As long as they don't obsess over the BadNaga route while TB has 3k gold at 15 minutes
>>
well it was good while it lasted
Ember + jugg
G fucking g man, i cant take this anymore
>>
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ARE YOU READY TO SEE THE GREATEST RUN FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP IN YOUR LIVES YOU STUPID DOTARDS?
>>
>ee
>tb
>>
>ember
so he chosen impressif
>>
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Who's going to be the cause of the great secret throw?
>>
ARE THE PLAYERS HOLOGRAMS AS WELL?
OR IS THIS A LAN?
>>
>>151104602
No, they are stuff for the stream and the screens above the stage. So they look up and see them
>>
>>151104152
Because usually it would be BO-0.
>>
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g'day fellow travelers,
soon my journey will come to an end
it has been a good run
but Fear not! - a new journey soon awaits
>>
Can the holograms see the audience?
>>
>>151104537
this lol
Ain't no EE ember that's for sure ;)
>>
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post predictions here on how many ppypauses
>>
>EE CAN'T STOP BLINKING
PALMS SWEATY
>>
>>151104313
spot the cancerous team
>>
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I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything
What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here
What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way
>>
>bo1
>EE on TB
Well ..
>>
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The audience sees the hologram cans?
>>
>LITERALLY AND UNIRONICALLY GOING VENGE IN YOUR DO OR DIE GAME
lel secret is finished
>>
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>>151104701
>>
im literally having a stroke right now
WTF BSECRET
>>
>push strat
LGD has some fightan, Secret pls
>>
>>151104726
ME NEITHER I'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR YEARS
>>
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Who /stillcorrect/ here?
>>
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Should I out rice the ricers?
>>
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>>151104579
EE is a monster on Terrorblade. The only person who can play a better Terrorblade than EE is Loda.
>>
>>151104748
>cans
?
>>
BREED
>>
Is it time for CHOTTO MATTE
>>
>huskar neither picked nor banned
???????????
>>
BREED
>>
waifu
>>
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Only in death can you see the holograms spirit.
>>
Can the holograms see the holograms?
>>
>Winter Waifu
>>
15 to 25 minutes game incoming
Secret will get BTFO
SCREENCAP THIS
>>
BREED
>>
>>151104831
Cans the cans cans the cans?
>>
>want to see DC vs Secret
>want to also see Arteezy's face when he gets crushed in his first match
kill me
>>
>>151104815
lad anyone can be a monster on terrorblade, provided they get 40 minutes worth of babysitting
>>
>>151104863
Can the holograms feel?
>>
>>151104171
Crisis avoided.
>>
Can the audience see the audience?
>>
[ADJUSTS GLASSES]
>>
What if
Just what if
This one game
Secret doesn't go that shit pseudonagaalwayslose Alch build
And actually build a fighting Alch so they can win a fucking game
>>
Analysts so biased they vote Secret. Like honestly they won't even bother pretending.
>>
>>151104815
post that one EE webm, You know which one
>>
we're dead right? CHINESE DOMINATION
JUSTKAR SIDELINED
>>
>it's an 'Alchemist loses' episode
ugh how many more of those
>>
>tb
>ee
>>
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The sees can the hologram audience?
>>
Does LoL have holograms?
>>
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The secrets out, EE terrorblade
>>
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poopey 'clement' invanov
bulba 'fat face' sossale
dark artour (a fallen hero)
diediedie
eternal 'vancrewva rear estay' envy
>>
>>151104869
SCREENCAPPED
>>
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DOTA 2 @DOTA2
VGR walk away from their only match at the main event. Cheers echo in the corridor as the next squads take the stage
>>
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>secret
>>
EE GOING FULL SHONEN WITH THE EDGEY RED TERRORBLADE
>>
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>this production value
Holy shit valve actually spent some of thier gorrillians
>>
>>151104171
>tfw od and dad continue casting
based gaben
>>
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>>151104948
>>
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>>151104093
>>
>>151104171
they're saving anne for the big liquid vs navi match
it's smart saving the best and most well deserving caster for the biggest game of the night
>>
ayyyyy
>desktop shit itself
>got laptop working with monitors just in time for secret to lose
>>
>>151104804
screen capped for when LGD btfo's Secret.
>>
>>151104998
>cheering for this autistic animelfaggot
thank god he is getting exposed AGAIN
>>
TREES?
>>
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Did I do good?
>>
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my heart is pounding boys
>>
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any of these shitters still gonna get picked?
103/110 still pretty nice dotards
>>
>>151105024
>Red
it's white nigga
>>
>>151104748
Not IRL
they do see them in the screens however
>>
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Daily reminder
>>
can the holograms see the people?
>>
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When is Singsing playing?
>>
>>151105093
>last one
are u retarded, there's a fucking alch
>>
SECRET WILL NEVER______
>>
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>CRT monitor starting
>any bitch I want
>>
Really makes you think...
>>
MAN IT'S BEEN A YEAR
BUT I'M HYPED AS FUCK
FOR AGGRESSIF PLAYING EMBER
>>
>half the casters/hosts are british
>0 brit players
uh.. britcucks?
>>
>>151105093
>player with highest net worth at 10
>not alch
>>
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>that local man ruins everything sign
>>
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MY NIGGA BANANA WILL WIN
>>
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Is team secret a hologram?
Is that why they're called team secret?
>>
>>151105093
>ember
>highest networth by 10mins ever, especially with an alch in the game
are you fucking retarded or just new to the game?
>>
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SECRET
WILL
NOW__
LOSE
>>
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET OUTDRAFT THIS FUCKING BAD PUPPEY
>>
>either yurop or china gets eliminated
who /all smiles/ here?
>>
>be me mvp lgd fan
>have a gf who likes og and secret
>already in the doghouse for trashtalking ogs loss
>REALLY want lgd to win but afraid I will be severely punished if I openly admit it
wat do?
>>
>>151105163
C U C K
U
C
K
>>
>>151105163
looks like a tekken char
>>
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>>151105179
LIKE AN EVIAN BOTTLE
>>
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u got this bb i believe in u
>>
>>151105163
Next year.
>>
HOW DOES HE KEEP FUCKING UP
>>
btfo
>>
>rtz
rofl
>>
>>151105125
treant, that's it
>rtz FB'd
we lost
>>
dat crit
>>
How is Arteezy so fucking BAD?
>>
>ARTEESHIT
>>
CHOKE ENGAGED
>>
SMACKDOWN
>>
AYYYY
>>
E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
D
>>
>>151105125
Is AW in captains mode anyways? I forgot
Anyways the only one I am sure won't be picked from that image is blood
damn he sucks
>>
>secret lose lanes
>secret lose game
>>
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AHAHAHAHA
>>
>>151105125
everyone except arc not-in-captain's-mode, blyatcyka and le shrek will get picked
>>
EUROPEANS
ON
SUICIDE
WATCH
>>
oh god here we go...
>>
those crits were complete bullshit
maybe literally crit 4/7 times on artour
>>
NotLikeThis
>>
Is this elmination???
FOR SECRET? LMAO
>>
RTZ IS GOOD THEY SAID
>>
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
>>
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>that crit
>>
>>151104869
IT BEGINS
>>
RNGESUS
>>
IT BEGINS
IT BEGINS
IT BEGINS
IT BEGINS
IT BEGINS
>>
ARTEEZY
IMPLYING IMPLYING
>>
>RTZ
LMAO
>>
Is it time?
>>
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>>151104541
FIRST BLOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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its already over
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rtc?
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>20%
dotards will defend this
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MAYBE
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>RTZ is a good player guys i swear! its his teammates that are holding him down.
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ITS OVER
THEYRE TILTED
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
THEYRE TILTED
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
THEYRE TILTED
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
THEYRE TILTED
ITS OVER
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>>151105125
tree and jakiro will probably be picked
lina, necro, and visage might be picked
bloodseeker and lesh will be forgotten
or wings might just memepick again
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NOTHING CAN STOP PURE SKILL
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>>151105125
I would say that necro or visage are the most likely, but it would still be out of left field.
>>
R'tour?
>>
BABYRAGE ACTIVATED
TIME TO GG OUT
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Can the audience see RTZ feeding?
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>Decisive TI match
>Give Artour Alchemist
Why do captains keep doing this?
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Okay guys, I'm posting this from TI6 while I wait for the final match. I met Puppey and Dendi yesterday after their match, back at the hotel. My girlfriend and I approached them, seeing us Na'vi is our favorite team then Puppey looked at me then at my girlfriend and said "the fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get raped you whore." , I was completely shocked and didn't know if Puppey was joking or not so I stood in silence just not sure what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh puppey you found another goofball?", "Yeah Dendi, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is." Right at that moment Puppey jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Dendi jumped on me and held me down. He started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the goofballs and you ain't going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my girlfriend started me at in the eyes as Puppey undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Puppey just kept pushing her head down. He looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball", it was like a silent movie, I watched as Puppey then proceeded to pull out his tesitcles and forcibily push them into her anus with his hands. Dendi who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far a it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Dendi's penis pushing into my back...I blacked out.
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Reddit is down during fucking TI and the Olympics wtf are they doing
So anyway we're bringing /r/dota2 here
Current topics before Reddit went down:
Kaci + Slacks
TNC vs VGR
JIMMY
Bulba + Artour lunchables and juice box
Let's get it going!
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PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDUUUUUUUUR
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WHICH PLAYER DO I SPECTATE TO GET BETTER
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>>151105231
let the bitch know who has the pants in the relationsh-
>gf
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>>151104939
Naga build is supposed to give you a huge lead and suffocate enemies, then sell shit for actual items. Same for caster Mirana
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>>151105052
haha remember this? whats worse - him going full autist or letting him get away with it like that?
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>>151105285
He always does terrible during tournaments when he's Alchemist. Seriously. I don't know why teams keep giving him that hero.
>>
RTZ blown the fuck out
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>>151105410
RTZ
>>
>be arteezy
>get firstblooded by solo lvl 2 juggernaut
wew lad
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>>151105179
man fear really is just drowning in that 6/10 pussy
>>
>bulba cutting trees for shit n giggles
MY PREDICTION FUCK YOU SAM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH GET FUCKING DESTROYED
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>>151105312
>Secret is american when they win but european when they lose
this meme is awful
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>RTZ Alch
I'M GETTING FLASHBACKS
>>
This is so fucking over
>>
post winter waifu plz
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JUS
TP
OUT
:^)
>>
>pinoy stream talking shit about artour and Secret
>>
top
kek
>>
is rtc gonna buy a midas again?
>>
The first 5 mins don't even matter faggots, Secret is just saving their energy for midgame domination.
>>
CH-CHOTTO MATTE
KUYASHII
>>
>rtc feeding as Alch
Somebody post THE webm
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>>151105410
It depends on what are you trying to improve.
What is it?
>>
>>151105447
but he just went full rtz
>>
>rtz leaving lane 3 minutes in
SECRET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>
>ARSHITSTAIN
>>
>>151105163
soon, brother;_;
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pls no
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>SHITREKT
>>
o-ogre
>>
DIRECTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>>
Jugg's cat is the best cosmetic in the game.
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>>151105459
>solo
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>>151105406
Any other Redditors??
Ping this post with a reply if ur hanging out here while Reddit is down!
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>pinoys are going to place further than secret
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>Secret throwing
ez rares
>>
I can't watch this to be honest
fucking puppey, fuck everything
>>
>SWNL
>>
catastrophe
>>
>bulba not microing the boar to kill xiao8
BULBA THO
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Is there a better cosmetic simulator than d2armory? That shit's gay.
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>>151105386
LANING AGAINST JUGGERNAUT IS SO CANCER
>go to trade because I have 3 tangos and he has 1
>gets a double crit
>try to run
>1.4bat lets him get in 2 more free attacks
>use all of my tangos
>jugg pops healing ward and back at 100%
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>secret
rip
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>TB freefarm
all according to keikaku
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can the audience see that secret is shit
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fuck your ganks
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>this laning phase
THE ONLY WAY SECRET CAN WIN IS IF ENVY PUTS THE TEAM ON HIS BACK
WE'RE FUKT
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A G G R E S S I F
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>Secret
>EU
>>
BULBA THOUHG
>>
welp might as well just go back to bed lmao
>>
CAN'T WAKE UP
>CAN'T WAKE UP
CAN'T WAKE UP
>CAN'T WAKE UP
CAN'T WAKE UP
>CAN'T WAKE UP
CAN'T WAKE UP
>CAN'T WAKE UP
CAN'T WAKE UP
>CAN'T WAKE UP
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secret fucking CRUMBLING
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HAHAHAAAHAHAHA
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ITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVER
>>
well fuck see you next year artour
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IT'S OVER
SECRET LAST PLACE AGAIN LMAO
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Not like this...
>>
TUMBLING DOWN
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Poor secret poor poor secret
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>secret place dead last in TI
LMAO YOU LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE THIS UP
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BULBA THUOG
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SHIT REKT
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it's over
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作为一名DOTA2粉丝,我一定是支持中国队的,在中国队当中,,,我支持LGD,还有NEWBEE,特别是小8复出,虽然LGD现在的成绩并不是靠前,但我相信,只要团队团结,队伍配合,我相信很快就可以在钥匙体育馆见到LGD战队,也在最后的比赛中拿下最后的胜利.
>>
REMINDER: THERE IS ANOTHER STREAM FOR BOOTHS
WEBMS PLS
>>
get fucked. disband and die
>>
>>151105427
>then sell shit for actual items
I would believe this if they would ever do this, but instead they build an octameme that doesn't do anything and then a shiva's guard that doesn't do anything
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SECRET 2016
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THIS GAME DOESNT MATTER SECRET WILL JUST WIN GAME 2 AND THREE FUCK YOU FAGGOTS
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F
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WHO /ON THEIR FEET/ HERE?????
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>151105637
>envy farming mattering in the slightest
>>
>Maybe
pls make him stop ;_;
>>
THESE KIDS ARE SO FUCKING SHIT YOU GUYS
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MAYBE GOD
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KappaPride SECRET KappaPride ELIMINATION KappaPride GETTING KappaPride CLOSER KappaPride ANY KappaPride LAST KappaPride WORDS KappaPride SECRET KappaPride FANGAYS KappaPride
>>
>rtz and miracle are the same mmr
proof that the system doesnt work properly
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holy guacamole ppu cant really be this bad, right guys? what is his plan here?
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>the only ones who place lower than Secret are the wildcard losers
>>
fuck it hurts to see my boys lose like this
>>
jesus christ it's a complete catastrophe
>>
M A Y B E B A Y B E E
A
Y
B
E
B
A
Y
B
E
E
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>>151105392
>all those early game throws
>>
>secret
L
A
M
O
>>
CALL ME
>>
>last place
LOL
Where will Artour go now?
>>
>ARTOUR DIES ONCE
>LEAVES TO AFK FARM JUNGLE
>LETS JUGGERNAUT FREEFARM MID
CAN NOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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GOING OUT WITHOUT A FIGHT THIS IS HOW THE SECRET MISTAKE FINALLY ENDS
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>>151105723
its a best of 1
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>>151105723
Anon....
>>
Someone post the JUST fuck my ti5 up artour
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>Secret
>Reddit on suicide watch
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It's over. Secret is finished.
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>Bulba
AHAHAHAHA
>>
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>Secret
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WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE YUROP
>>
not like this
>>
Good thing this is a best of 3???
Right guys?!?!
RIGHT?
>>
MAYBE IS ON FUCKING FIRE
SECRET GETTING EXPOSED
>>
PUBSTOMP
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHA
BILBO TOUHGH
>>
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>SHITREKT
>>
>>151105708
>Dota2 Fan, the Chinese team and support China,,, THK support, especially small newbee in August THK separately now, but I think the team unity, and we parents are Key Arena, the ultimate winner will be final THK, though.
>>
>It's a Maybe carrying the whole team episode
>>
they should just gg at this point to protect their mental states
this game will literally ruin what is left of rtz
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NEW POLL: Is secret EU or NA?
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ITS NOT FAIR
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MAY BEE
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listening to these chinks chant makes me want to fucking puke
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>EU DOTA >EU DOTA >EU DOTA >EU DOTA >EU DOTA >EU DOTA >EU DOTA >EU DOTA >EU DOTA >EU DOTA >EU DOTA >EU DOTA >EU DOTA >EU DOTA >EU DOTA >EU DOTA >EU DOTA >EU DOTA >EU DOTA
>>
russians call pieliedie pilidili
my fucking sides
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>last year MVP and Secret tied for 8th place
>this year MVP will go up 8 places to 1st and Secret will drop 8 places to 16th
YOU
LITERALLY
CANNOT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
>>
MAYBE THE GOD
>>
maybe, secret will win? hahaha
>>
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>eu buttblasted by chinks
I AM FUCKING DYING
FIRST OG LOSE TO GOOKS
NOW SECRET LOSE TO CHINKS
>>
Is this, dare I say it, the most embarrassing e-sport performance ever?
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>rtz alch
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>Yuroshits
>>
YES
NO
MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE
CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION?
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>predict LGD as winning
ez points
>>
IT'S FUCKING OVER
>>
>Two (2) haste runes within 6 minutes
Nice game
>>
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
>>
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
SECRET IS DEAD
ITS ROTTING
END IT
>>
>giving alch to rtz in an elimination game
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
>>
>Shitreckt
>>
>>151105845
No excuses required, shitrekt is an NA team
>>
secret is out
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ALERT
SECRET ON SUICIDE WATCH
ALERT
GAME IS OVER
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>mfw stealing shitrekt fans
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STOP IT
STOP IT RIGHT NOW
>>
It's over.
Secret placing 13th-16th.
This team is done for.
>>
>jugg 1k nw higher than the fucking alch
holy shit
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Anime makes you shit at dota.
Anime makes you shit at life.
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LGD Certainly does it again
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IRON TALON ALCH
>IRON TALON ALCH
IRON TALON ALCH
>IRON TALON ALCH
IRON TALON ALCH
>IRON TALON ALCH
IRON TALON ALCH
>IRON TALON ALCH
IRON TALON ALCH
>IRON TALON ALCH
IRON TALON ALCH
>IRON TALON ALCH
IRON TALON ALCH
>IRON TALON ALCH
IRON TALON ALCH
>IRON TALON ALCH
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>>151105889
Nothing has EVER been more fair than Secret getting destroyed
>>
2 EZ 4 SHITEEZY
2 EZ 4 SHIT EEZY
EternalThrower
EternallyAwful
>>
If Secret had CLQ's Puck to make space for EE's Terrorblade they win this game.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhH4NdB2JxE
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>>151105845
>literally 3/5 shitskin americans
?
>>
>Invoker losing mid to Jugg
>Same jugg is also wrecking shit everywhere else
haha great joke valve, this is obviously a pub 2kmmr match. Now please put on the actual secret match, please
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>>151105825
>reddit literally died during Secret vs. LGD
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The losing TI with RTZ alch is my favorite episode tbvqh.
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Secret is saving strats for TI7, you fools!EE and RTZ are easy to tilt. Unless LGD throw hard Is ogre for Secret.
>>
They could easily come back from this retards, in fact, I would argue that they are even ahead at this point.
>>
HAHA HOLY SHIT
THIS IS DIVINE PUNISHMENT
YOU PUT THE TWO ULTIMATE MEME PLAYERS ON YOUR TEAM AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
>>
whoever gets interviewd will end up throwing. this time its bulba
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JESUS CHRIST THIS IS BEYOND PATHETIC AT THIS POINT
>>
So, whats the new Secret lineup?
>>
>Secret against the most mechanically talented mid player of all time
wow i wonder how this one'll turn out
>>
>Secret last
Remember secret last year? yeah that was better than this shitshow
>>
what the fuck is wrong with puppan, did he have a fucking stroke or something, drafting TB *AND! Alch?
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Oh shit
This is a bo1?!
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>EU vs NA shitposting
NO YOU FUCKS, FOR ONCE EU AND NA ARE UNITED IN THEIR HATERED FOR SECRET.
>>
>>151105887
Secret: 3 NA players, 2 NA coaches/subs
They're NA family, just like DC are EU
>>
>>151105887
>owned by a fat turk
>EU captain
>2 EU players, 3 NA players
>attended EU qualifier
after today it doesnt matter anyway since they will disband before TI has ended
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h-hey ppd can I get invited back?
it w-was all a joke I swear
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Gotta dodge that DC
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>arteezy tries to rosh with midas while LGD pushes high ground
its HAPPENING AGAIN
>>
CHINESE ASSASSIN
>>
MAYBE MAY BE THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD
>>
MAYBE IS STYLING ON THEM
>>
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Poetry
>>
Maybe is such a RUNE WHORE.
>>
ahahahhHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>>
>THEY CAN'T LOCK DOWN A FUCKING JUGG WITH 3 PLAYERS NEAR THEIR T2s
E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
D
>>
>Maybe
what a dumb nick
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LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED
USA
USA
USA
>>
>3 people can't kill a jugg
>>
>secret
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A SHIT TEAM
>>
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>NA Dota
>EU Dota
>>
>>151105898
BASED FUCKING SCVBRO
>>
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HE FUCKING DID IT AGAIN LADS
>>
SO HERE'S MY NUMBER
>>
>playing out of his mind
>get RNG runes and press one button
Uh...?
>>
M A Y B E
A
Y
B
E
>>
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What's Secret's win condition?
>>
I'm shocked Secret isn't just standing up and walking out of the booth at this point.
>>
>>151106094
>implying S-Allah will give it to him
>>
holy fuck my sides
secret is so shit
>>
HOLY SHIT HE PRESSED Q AND WALKED AWAY WHAT A PLAY
>>
>le balanced spinny swordman can escape from THREE (3) people
Brava, IceFraud!
>>
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Why is this allowed?
>>
>maybe literally smurfing
>>
god bless you china. honorary NA today
>>
rtz is team cancer
he is going to play for the root revival team next lol
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where were u wen secret was kill
dad call
say
ITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVERITSOVER
>>
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>secret
>>
Is there, in the history of e-sports a more PATHETIC team than secret?
>>
>10 minutes
>game is already over
>>
Secret literally already disbanded, what team is RTZ going to ruin now?
>>
Secret fans, want a hug?
>>
What's with jugs spell icons?
Does he have an arcana?this is why wisp needs to win faggots
>>
>secret is actually going to place last
wow. even if you're not a fan of secret you gotta feel bad for artour. so much promise from a young age and so little accomplishments.
>>
God damn, I have to admit that ppd put on a real number on Team Secret with that Arteezy/Bulba trade.
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Maybe RTZ is shit
Maybe EE is shit
Maybe, just Maybe
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>>151106207
RNG makes the game more fun and exciting to watch :^)
>>
THE CALIPHATE OF EUROPE
>>
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J U G G E R N A U T
B I T C H
>>
this isnt even close
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>>151106094
>PEEDUR
The sad part is this would actually happen and there's a good chance he would get back on EG. This is why rtz is such a bad player: he has no pressure to get better.
>>
THAT FUCKING BOUNTY SNIPE LMAO
STYLED ON
>>
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lord have mercy jugg got out
>>
WHY IS THIS JUGGERNAUT SO UNSTOPPABLE
LITERALLY EXPLAIN THIS TO ME HOW COME A TEAM OS PROS GETS THIS STYLED ON BY A FUCKING JUGGERNAUT
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REMINDER
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>>151106194
Lgd calls gg out of pity
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lmao, LGD winning this 3v5, Mirana and ES just afk farming side lanes
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its all over isn't it?
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>DC placing better than secret
>jimmy placing higher than secret with his team of ragtags
What a fucking night, I'm dying.
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i feel so bad for team secret
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>>151106204
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>>151106203
>t. mad secuck
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Secret one and done.
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>>151106194
Get rid of Puppey
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The fucking crowd cheers when LGD gets a rune my fucking sides. Secret aren't even gonna put up a fight
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>>151106249
it's because he's an asshole
people always talk about ppd being unlikeable, but artour's attitude legitimately kills teams
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>>151106247
It's just a fancy set.
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BOUNTY RUNE: STOLEN
T2: GONE
WIN: SECURED
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will secret even get a single kill?
or will they literally get perfected?
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>>151106172
based Lelcoste
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>10 minute T2
It's literally over
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DISBAND
>DISBAND
DISBAND
>DISBAND
DISBAND
>DISBAND
DISBAND
>DISBAND
DISBAND
>DISBAND
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Will secret get a kill or go full tilt? place your bets!
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LMAO THEY'RE FINISHED, HOW CAN SECRET COME BACK
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>around 25 minutes left before pld strangles EE live on stream
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>>151106293
D-DELETE THIS.
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>>151106309
It's over alright. Start rubbing the syrup on your nipples.
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>0-7
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What's his Secret?
Maybe it's Maybelline.
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>>151106260
>Maybe
Literally Maybe. He's rekking.
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>tfw watching this shit in person, its as good as OG fucking up
So many people are sad
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>>151106281
>this is why rtz is such a bad player:
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AND THE VISION THAT WAS PLANTED IN MY BRAIN
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canada and yurop in flames
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How soon after this match do you think Secret will disband?
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IT'S FUCKING OVER
TOP FUCKING KEK
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>Secret
lol
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>Reddit down
>suddenly everyone hates Secret
Makes you think
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>this is the team that animeNEETs shilled for all this time
really makes you think
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ABSOLUTE CLINIC
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>Unironically putting RTZ, EE, and PieLieDie on the same team after watching Cloud 9 for so long
Puppey, I thought you were better than this.
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IT JUST DOESN'T STOP
WAKE ARTOUR UP
WAKE HIM UP INSIDE
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M-M-M-MEGA KILL
>11 minutes
>jugg 6.4k networth
holy keke my sides
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>>151106170
>Secret
what a dumb team
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LMAO this is the most pathetic ending for secret.
End with a whimper.
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>0-8
NA bulls?
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>>151104869
AHHHHHH
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Say your pray Secretfags
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SHUT OUT
COULD THIS TI GET ANY SWEETER?
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ETA ON ETERNAL DOGSHIT SUICIDE?
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22-0 inc?
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>SECRET 13-16TH
NOT LIKE THIS
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>sub 20 min GG
NOT LIKE THIS
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>>151106435
>>Reddit down
how do you know this?
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POST YFW SECRET LOSES WITH LITERALLY 0 KILLS
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Thank you based LGD for taking out the trash.
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7-1
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GUYS IM AT THE TOURNEY PLD JUST EXECUTED EE IN THE BOOTH EVERYONE IS SCREAMING
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WILL SECRET EVEN GET A KILL THIS GAME?!
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>>151106249
No, I'm happy Artour is finishing last. That mother fucker bails on a team the first time it looks like they might have to work on things.
I'm sad for Bulba though. He deserves better.
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>>151106094
>>151106319
I want to FUCK Arteezy.
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>Aggresif was just sandbagging earlier in the tournament
Ayy
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>the secret is that they are actually shit
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Oh man this is actually kind of sad to watch Secret getting dumpstered like this
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CAST YOUR VOTES
WHO'S GETTING KICKED NEXT?
HARD MODE: NOT BULBA
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>>151106390
>0-8
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There is no way PPD will take RTPEEPEEPANTS after this
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>>151106332
stealing a bounty rune from an alch is a pretty big deal
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does puppey retire after this?
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>>151106401
I'm sorry, what place is Secret getting this year again? Dead last?
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is this dota 2's 7-1?
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>>151106391
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nooooo pls just one kill
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who /comfy burgerbro/ here watching this humiliation
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HOW DOES SECRET WIN
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>>151106435
>suddenly
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POST YFW THEY'RE LITERALLY GOING TO GET SHUTOUT ON THEIR EXIT GAME, THE ONLY GAME IN THE MAIN TOURNAMENT THEY GET TO PLAY
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>12 mins
>0 - 8
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I'm so excited for the incoming pre 25min, no rax taken gg
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>Secret
>Pull players from other teams
>Kick good players out of your team who do better in every way when they find another team
>Literally a cancer upon the metagame
>Finally getting exposed
I am pretty happy guys.
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>Secret getting lower than Pinoys and DC
kek
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this is sad to watch.
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>wasting roar on wyvern
dude
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incoming 3-22
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blubal thuhgo
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LULBA THOUG
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>Get good runes
>Win $200k
nice fucking game
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>sink mad moneys from turkish retard
>casually fuck csgo cuties in a hottub
>internet thinks we care about tourneys
lmao
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>>151106391
underrated post
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>>151106376
Tilt
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SO AGGRESIF
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>EE gave evangelion a 1/10
>now he's about to score 1 - 10 against chinks
POTTERY
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>>151106435
>unironically rooting for secret
The fuck is wrong with you? EE and RTZ are least likeble persons on the scene.
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>>151106543
that damn arrow..
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You know, I do sort of feel sorry for EE for all this, but he already won a Major so there's that.
But I'm always happy to see Arteezy get BTFO yet again.
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>WHAT'S HAPPENING
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>>151106621
eat shit anime
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Just wanna say, as a member of Valve,
I am glad to be a part of this for the last 3 years. from LIQUID IS DOING IT to DING DING DING MOTHERFUCKER. We actually follow d2g's stuff. Won't say much more, but just letting y'alll we like you.
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>>151106545
>NA team is being eliminated
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reminder that Artour is feeding this game and Envy is trying to salvage it like a tard wrangler in a highschool
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>15 mins
>no tier 2s
is this really it friends?
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>>151106781
fuck off you money-grubbing goypendium shilling cunt
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>juggernaut acting cocky against a beastmaster
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Tp canceled
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>>151106781
(you)
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Greetings from China, Eurocucks. Time to get back to praising Allah you filthy, spineless retards.
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blubuh deserves more than this
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>when your lane creeps have 1/3 of your teams kills
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When fucking Bulba is not even the worst player on your team, something's fucking wrong. Everyone's been heaving shit onto Envy, and yeah, Envy's been playing like a walking dumpster; but let's not let Puppey off the hook. To be frank, Puppey's been drafting & playing like one of the worst players at this tournament. Literally shit tier. When it comes down to it, Secret is pretty much just Artour and Pieliedie, and sometimes Bulba when he decides to play better than mediocre. That can't win games.
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>yfw creeps killed more players than Arteezy and EE put together
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>Banana casually tping infront of creeps with 0 health
What a madman
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PIELIEDIE THE MASTER OF THE TACTICAL FEED
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>LGD start playing like shit
Right on script
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diediedie living up to his legacy
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Pieliedie living up to his ultimate title
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If Secret manage to fucking win this...
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>>151107416
such is life it is sad there is no real competitions
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BAFFLED
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WHAT THE FUCK IS ENVY'S PROBLEM?
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