/utg/- Undertale General

vore

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Nth for Omega

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nth for sins

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DUMMY
POSTING

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sans

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Liftan for the liftmom

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nice

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You all better not have any sins in this thread.
>>150963279
That also includes you.
No sins in my house.

>>150963280
I promise you, anon- I promise you Dummy days will come back

I'm hungry!

Alphys vore when.

Gross embarrassing lizard having gross embarrassing kinks.

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>>150963276
Be confident in your post placement, or don't do it at all. Hedging your bet with X/Y/Z for <Character> is a huge pussy move.

12th for Frisk.

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lizard

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Look! Skeleton wizards!

I'm so happy right now.

>>150963391
Hey, J-man. This game contains lots of homos. What's your thought on that?

>>150963391
My daddy has a picture of Jesus for his phone background

Who is this jesusfag?
I don't think everyone here has played the secret easter DLC.

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>>150963439
I don't give a shit honestly. I'm going to keep doing what I've been doing.

>>150963523
im also happy now, thanks anon

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>>150963391
We'll be angels!!

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don't forget this void

>>150963573
Must be awkward to jerk off to

>>150963581
cut your fucking fingernails

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>>150963276
>tfw I took out 5 souls in one life
pshhh... nothing personal kid

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What are ya'll listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LeSFBy2bZU

>>150963606
Then you're a massive pussy, and you disgrace your character by not even being confident enough to correctly post their place. You may as well be last place all the time.

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>>150963391
Don't worry mang, we're all catholic here.

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Fuck, why does it have to take so long? I want it now.

>>150963708
>one life
>dying at all
wew

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>>150963523
>Papyrus
>a wizard
baka
>>150963713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdAgj34G4tg

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>>150963570
It isn't right for gays to be together but lesbians are tight as shit, dog.
>>150963581
bruh I said no sinnin'
Get the fuck out.

>>150963713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqWcCJKVHhk

>>150963713
https://youtu.be/2cjbSgy3vSw

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>>150963359
Walkan for the walkmom

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>>150963690
Cute void!

>>150963667
STOP
FUCKING STOP IT RIGHT THERE

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Hey guys! I'll be out for a bit, but can you watch my skelly while I'm gone?
He better be in one piece when I come back! Thanks!

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>>150963713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1LIsrFdEuU

>>150963713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS9iHP1X-as

>>150963704
What?

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>>150963770
Ok bud

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>>150963670
>>150963806
You both are true saints.
Bless you!

>>150963980
He will never find the greatest pirate treasure!

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>>150963279
i always wondered if the candy bowl had a low key affect on the game or maybe even a too deep for you symbolism

>>150963856
this beat is... FILTHY

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>>150963873
Hey! Mr. Jesus!
Is it a sin to love this undertale?

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>>150963391
I can sin whenever I damn well please.


>>150963713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHkLBXeuoow

>>150964101
I like it

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>>150964049
>Flowey
>bud

>>150964065
Mettaton is gay, Jesus. He's deceiving you.

>>150963875
This is really nice bruh
ievenlikedpinkguy

>>150964147
I LOVE IT

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

>>150963713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HoLdtRi9LA
No idea why I felt nostalgic for this game all of a sudden.

>>150964257
Cool

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>>150963810
I was having multiple simultaneous strokes at the time, pls no bully ;-;

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>>150964105
I would see it unright to 'fuck the goat mom.' Though if you so believe that you are meant for eachother then I was say that it is okay.
>>150964108
My child, please get the fuck out.

>>150964270
>Muffetposter
>Based music
Damn it I'm supposed to bully you guys

>>150964279
YOURE COOL

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ASRIEEEEEEL

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Afternoon /utg/
Watching Green Room
I'll do requests after it's done

It's now or never!

>>150964387
Papyrus please

>>150964270
D

>>150964359
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GET OUT

>>150964349
What are you doing jacking off multiple dicks while playing vidya?

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flowe

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>>150963412
I'll be waiting.

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Such terrible SINS!

Please tell Father Sans more about your sins, I'll help you repent~~

>>150964270
I swear if that is shiver star.

based spider.

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>>150964172
But he has a feminine penis so it is okay in my eyes.

>>150964417
its nerf or nothing

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>>150964417
you're right so im just gonna post it.

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>>150963713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqY0FnkqD98

>>150963856
it doesn't make any sense at all, but I've been dying to see the skelebros as mages for a while

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>>150964359

>>150964545
>feminine penis
Jesus stop browsing /d/.

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>>150964545
It's official!

>>150964519
I was one of the guys who started dummytongue.

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>>150964519
That's gaster
What the fuck are you playing at

>>150964545
B A S E D J E S U S

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>>150964503

>>150964545
How do you feel about the dadfags Jesus? True sinners?
>>150964635
It's okay, I've been wanting to see Asgore as a mage for a while

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>>150964270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOlCCc-_2sg

Can we just spend the thread posting Kirby music and posting Flowe?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmQYICF7ExU
sphider

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>>150964519
>tell Father Sans more about your sins
Do I have to?

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>>150963980
life has many doors skeleton poster-chan

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>>150964519
I gave that>>150964805 guy lewd dreams.
>>150964752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjcxScmlq3A

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>>150964638
Get yo bitch ass out of this thread.
>>150964654
Yes, it is offical, I like traps. No homo tho.
>>150964645
/d/ did nothing wrong
>>150964732
dadfags are literal fags
>>150964519
You are doing God's work, my child.
Bless you.

>>150964519
I want to rape Underswap Papyrus' unconscious, drug addled body behind Muffet's cafe.

>>150965025
>dadfags are literal fags
Well I suppose that's true

>>150964519
I want to vomit in daddy sans' mouth and then use his bones as dildos until i'm bleeding and then die

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>>150965025
Okay guys Jesus is browsing the thread, keep it clean.

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>>150964947
ok that was pretty good

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>>150965025
What do you think of anons who are traps?

>>150964519
I think someone accused me of being impure last night and I'm gonna kick their ass!

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>>150964372
Don't worry, I can take it. I listen to Touhou music and remixes most of the time. You can bully me with that, I guess.
>>150964476
Da spider a cute! CUTE!!!
>>150964527
I prefer aqua star over shiver star in terms of music. I was just listening to shiver star at the time.
>>150964752
The only two Kirby games I ever owned were The Crystal Shards and a GBC game called Tilt n Tumble. I have very fond memories of both.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXyIvykEmmw

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>>150965187
>keep it clean
But it's so lame when it's all clean!

>>150965340
Settle down, Hank.

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>>150964545
GOOD MAN

>>150964965
Me too
It was a lot of fun to tease him

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>>150965258
Like I said, I like traps. No homo.

>>150965036
what does the back of Muffett's cafe look like?

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Post only the gote. Save only the gote. It's your civic duty.

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>>150965378
>not posting the church approved version

>>150965509
fuck you faggot, i'm gonna kill and rape that goat, in that order.

>>150965382
I'll tell you hwat.

nth for making cookies with your fav!

i've got a tray of chocolate chip cookies in the oven right now, but i'm really bad at cutting them, so they're probably gonna be huge

>>150964758
spider a cute

>>150965364
THE SPIDER IS A DEMON
MORE THAN METTATON

>>150965562
But that's boring.

>>150965460
I like this Jesus.
I will try to live up to your words

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>>150965509

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>>150965460
Is it homo if he has a robo-puss puss?

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>>150965382
No!

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>>150965509
fite me

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>>150965783
No, that'd make you straight bruv

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>>150963363
nicehug

>>150965509
i wonder if he wags his tail while he jerks off to gay things

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You know exactly what this thread needs.

>>150965901
Jesus, what do you think of Manny Pardo

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>a basement dwelling troglodyte pretending to be our lord and savior

This thread has officially hit an all time low.

>>150965695
The spider is a cutie!
More than Mettaton and anyone else for that matter!
>>150965949
This thread needs more love and happy things. There can never be too much.

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>>150965901
That's good to know, thanks Jesus.

>>150965936
No because he doesn't jerk off to gay things

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>>150965981
He's cool.

>>150965901
Jesus who should we purge from this thread and cast into the pits of hell?

>>150966147
well that just means everything posted from now on is an upswing

>>150966147
>all time low
>not the cat rapist constantly posting, the unironic daddy sans shit last year, the otherkin faggots that used to post here or any of the anonfaggot shit that used to happen and still happens
whatever you say nigger

>>150966367
>cat rapist
missed this. explain how and why no ban

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>>150965915
nicehug

>>150966163
Just because the spider is cute doesn't mean SHE ISN'T A DEMON.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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>>150963713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck_L6tADORk

>>150963806
I'm Lutheran.

>>150966195
so, straight things?

>>150965901
What if there's both a puss-puss and a benis?

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>>150966342
The vore posters.
The dadfags.
And most importantly the guy posting cat balls.

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>>150966661
>The dadfags.

>>150966572
I'm actually orthodox too, but just pretend we're catholic.

>>150966661
what about the pedos

>>150966661
I can agree with this.

I mean, dadfags are ok but if we have to sacrifice them to get rid of catraper and the vorefags then so be it.

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>>150966624
THAT IS THE HOLY PAIRING.
>>150966810
SORRY BRO, JESUS MEANT THE AUTISTIC DADFAGS, YOU CAN STAY.

>>150966661
I thought you were all about forgiveness, dude.

>>150966661
Question.
What do you think of the spider?

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>>150966661
Vorefag purging crusade when?

>>150966568
Well, now that I think about it, one of the definitions for demon is "a forceful or skillful performer of a specified activity".
So yeah. She actually is a demon at being cute!
I think we can finally reach an agreement!

>>150964519
I absolutely hate this place.
Mostly because I learned that I hate a lot of the things people here like to see in threads.
But every once in awhile a thread will hit all my sweet spots and that makes it all worth while.
So just like everyone else I can't leave.

>>150966898
>God shows up
>Inb4 satan posts

One of the more enjoyable threads so far.

>>150966834
Don't you mean the catholics?

>>150967062
Satan is already posting though. It's the Spiderposter.

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>>150967062
?

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>>150964671
What are you talking about, I'm right here :)

I see father Sans is as viglant as ever, I'm sure we'll have QUITE the conversation tonight.

>>150964270
Ripping off the baby spider's coat and then shoving snow down her shirt!
The baby spider crying and shivering from cold and from how upset she is!
The baby spider getting really sick!

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>>150966975
right fucking now, drench the ground in their wretched autistic blood

>>150966558
He ban evades.

>>150966604
yes

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>>150966949
If I forgave everyone then there'd be a lot of shit in Heaven. That's why we have hell.
>>150966952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmQYICF7ExU
>>150966975
Now, my child.
>>150967132
The spiderposter is just a false prophet. The mettafags are the true saints.

>>150966565
>>150965915
boylove is so pure

>>150967268
Oh I see, it was just an autistic botfag the entire time.

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>>150967268
>The mettafags are the true saints.
Oh no.

>>150967268
Jesus is a botfag and wants those thick robot thighs around his face confirmed.

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>>150967268
>now
Aw fuck.

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>>150967268
DEUS VULT!
put all the vorefags to the sword!

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>>150967268
>The mettafags are the true saints.
Nah we're not that great.

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>>150967380
>>150967432
You bet.

so when you shank undyne and she becomes the undying THROUGH DETERMINATION she gets that awesome glowing eye.

SO what is under her eyepatch when she is not the undying?

>>150967660
She poked it out at a BBQ

>>150967660
Another eyepatch

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>>150967660
Another hole.
ifyouknowwhatimean

>>150966558
I don't rape him, I just suck his dick
But people are stupid and insist that I'm a rapist anyway

>>150967660
a turd

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>>150967062
Nah no Satan here bro haha.

>>150967763
cats can't consent you faggot

>>150965496
Probably the same as Grillby's but more like a cafe/diner and more purple.

>>150967804
Asriel is a pussy

>>150967660
>SO what is under her eyepatch when she is not the undying?

7 pupils

>>150967364
I sure hope so

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>>150967763
Is fucking your cat just an extreme pun? You get pussy all day? Is that it? I'll make sure you don't get up here bro

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>>150967892

>>150967892
FAT

>>150967851
Don't argue with catfucker, he's only doing it for attention

>>150967851
>responding to catraper

>>150967660
If she takes it off her spear powers go wild and start shooting everywhere. Her hidden eye is the source of her power.

>>150967364
it is, yeah

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Favorite Genocide song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THfWhYOQLvQ&list=PLoq58GDeKElcdxUImxXYKqG91vdxzwrBH&index=105

>>150967983
she's a vriskers reference and you know it! She even has her own Tavros!

>>150967851
Why not?
>>150967965
nah

>>150967187
[After some consideration, I have decided to keep responding to these posts. I figured if someone doesn't like them, they can just ignore./spoiler]
Remembering to cover the spider in multiple layers of coats!
Bringing the spider back home!
Setting up a warm radiator and heating up some hot spider cider!
Giving the spider her medicine!
>>150967268
Now, that's rude.

>>150967937
I always thought it was weird but now I tried it out and it's way better than anything else.

>>150968126
>that's rude
Not only is it rude, if it's actually true, we're well past fucked.

>>150968093
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>150968083
Area:http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yen4QGoLse4

Boss: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bPCMJC1Ig6s

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>>150967268
>Jesus is a botfag
>janitors are botfags
Why haven't the rest of you sinners converted yet?

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>>150968126
spider poster theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmQYICF7ExU
shpider

>>150968083
Area: Core
Boss: Power Of NEO

>>150967008
How are you feeling about the current thread, anon?

>>150968093
But Undyne doesn't cut MKid in half and throw him down a pit.

>>150968376
Because mettaton is literally shit

>>150968083
Battle Against A True Hero

>>150968104
a cat does not know that it is. therefore it cannot allow itself to give anything.

if you think cats has a concept of yes and no you are really stupid.

>>150968501
>if you think cats has a concept of yes and no you are really stupid.
t. never owned a cat

>>150968376
sans is cooler, mettaton is my 3rd fave though!

>>150968424

that's because Undyne isnt in love with MKid.

Maybe when he's older, she'll remove his legs

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>>150968376
They require a blessing to convert. I ask you, will you be the blesser?
>>150968426
We have a sinner here.

>>150968413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI3eWXsWbNI

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xyil5-d799k

Could Sans out dodge Dark Donald?

>>150968413
More like Power of Never Ever
HAH!
;_;

>>150968376
>jesus is a botfag
>janitors are botfags
Jesus, how fucked are we?

>>150968637
How dare you.

>>150968613
HOW DARE YOU.

>>150968398
kek

>>150968424
wait a minute, it want Vriska that cut him in half. That was Kanaynay Mkid still falls into a pit though

>>150968135
That makes me happy anon

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>>150963713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw

I'M-A NUMBER 1!

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>>150968858
He's gay and dead.
I'm totally straight and basically a ghost.

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>>150968376
Mettaton is sort of uninteresting to me from a character point of view and I don't really find his robot form attractive.

His box form has some top tier fanart though
>>150968858
But Harry Potter was literally wizard Jesus not Dumbledore

>>150968768
But Undyne saves him if you don't.
Also, I got it wrong. The correct thing to say was the Undyne doesn't impale MKid on a spear and then throw him into a pit.

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>>150968592
>I ask you, will you be the blesser?
Oh gosh, really?
I'll do my best!

>>150968554
i mean like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBO8c7v7guI

>>150968858
Draining the lizard on a dead gay wizard

>>150968947
>His box form has top tier fanart though
let this one live

>>150968258
So it's not true, then.
>>150968398
My favorite part was when he said "we love you, spider". I love the spider too.

>>150968414
Nothing that bothers me.
It's a pretty average thread.

>>150969021
Do you really think a cat is incapable of indicating whether or not it wants to be pet?
Are you brain-dead, never owned a cat, or are you intentionally being dense?

>>150968928
>basically straight
>likes traps and Petrus, probably Judas too

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don't look

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Chara a cute.

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Hey guys are we doing god meetings?

Gaster is my favorite.

>>150969228
liking traps doesnt make you gay

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>>150968947
all Harry did was bang Ginny at the end

>>150969259
Is there a full list of the preds in this mod?

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>>150969228
bro i'm straight, its a feminine penis
>>150969259
Looks like we have a vore fag bois.

>>150969212
Do you really think cats actually have an understanding of human morality?
They would basically rape each other if they were human.

>>150968985
there are still way too many parallels though
>blue/brown
>one missing an eye
>scorpio is a water sign
>one has only one set of usable appendages. arms vs legs
>Undyne wears red boots
>RED boots, anon

>>150969212
i was saying it doesn't know the concept of yes and no. a cat does not understand the significance of consent like a human mind does, that's the reason animal fucking is illegal.

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BABY
BONES

>>150969297
That's a pretty cool Gaster, heres a nice picture of Asgore.
>>150969348
I mean he did that whole coming back from the dead thing

>>150969448
I'm going to die?

>>150969501
stop. just fucking stop.

Can we not waste images in this thread?

>>150969385
>>150969501
What does that matter to the cat?
If the cat isn't bothered by it, can you really say it's harmful?

Wow this image limit is getting eaten as fast as MKid.

>>150969610
Yeah sure I'll delete my junk

>>150969610
Malal is 100% undertale related

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>>150969379
>Looks like we have a vore fag bois.

im on it

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>>150969379
My son, it is time to come home,
for you are scaring your mother right now.

>>150969610
this thread is too far gone.

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>>150969637
Are you referencing vore?
>>150969774
You don't understand me, dad!
You'll never get me...

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>>150969610

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>>150969610
>tfw goatfag asking for not waste the image limit

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>>150969769
>implying you can hurt ghosts

>>150969610
It's just a thread.

I didn't partake in any of the Jesus bullshit and am still ashamed to be a part of this thread.

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>>150969610

>>150969637
Maybe if half of them weren't images of Jesus and Harry Potter characters...

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>>150969546
yea but still anon wouldn't make him a wizard Jesus without a beard

Mr Janitor stop eating hot pockets already and wosh the thread of all this HERESY

>>150969610
we're gonna be in textpost hell for several hours tonight and you're going to LIKE IT

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>>150969259
The fuck even is this?
No really, wat? I need a good cringe today.

>>150969991
I WILL
I am a textposting master!

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>>150969904
>>150969931
Don't shame me, guys. Am veru suicidal.

guys we need to text post
quick, tell me what is your most valuable text

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DEUS GOTE

>>150970073
d

>>150970073
underfell papyrus ass.

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>>150969842
>>150970064

Please, my son, come home.
There are pizza rolls in the oven,
waiting for you, you love the pizza rolls!

Okay guys let's textpost by adding a word to make a story. I'll start

Flowey

Undyne more like Undyke right?

can we stop shitposting for just one thread?

>>150970013
The Simple Starbound Vore Mod.
http://issheights-true.tumblr.com/

>>150970205
killed everyone in the underground

>>150969610
anon this will be the thread to end all thread because Jesus finally showed up to save half of us while the rest of us stay in the pits of hell

Please you autists. Fucking stop.

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>>150970073

>>150970229
it's sunday. literally the day for shitposting.

>>150970073
Conclave Bible, Datalinks.

>>150970205
diarrhea's

>>150970073
I've always been fond of the letters c and m

>>150970376
take your scat shit out of here

just fucking post dedede

>>150970073
alright but dont show anyone, here; Papyrus is a cool dude

>>150970134
this right here

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Will I find a boyfriend/girlfriend if i wear this?

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>>150970145
Okay but can I have a Dr. Pepper with the pizza rolls, Dad?
>>150970101
Can I take this goat home too, dad? He's adorable!

>>150970073
The holy grail of posts was already lost to time.

To me it was shotagotebros post about touching Asriel and being frightened but Asriel waking up with his "eyes of dom". Still makes me laugh sometimes even when I'm not here.

>>150968414
>>150969160
Never mind, this has gotten out of hand.

>>150970239
Oh christ.

Cover me boys, i'm going in. If I don't return tell Mettaton he's a gaaaaaaaaaaay

>>150970073
I love kissing boys and I have to thank you guys for finding that out

>>150970476
You'd get one of those "trans" girlfriends that uses skell/skells/skellself pronouns

>>150970476
ye, id date you if you did

>>150970515
Post live screenshots and updates as you play.
This thread is garbage already, may as well make this thread entertainingly shit.

>>150970476
Well I mean you might find a lot of people who like Sans but it's doubtful they'll want you. It's doubtful that you'd want them either.

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>>150970515
What'd ya say about my husbando, (blank)fag?

>>150970073
sometimes when I can't sleep, I put on an audiobook where the reader has a really low, monotone voice and pretend I'm Papyrus and that Sans is reading me a bedtime story

>half the images in this thread aren't even undertale related

hopefully they will finally shut us down and we can be free

okay, that was good
now, tell me: which undertale is the best to spend time playing videogames? what about talking about life choices and expectations?

>>150970742
It's been worse before, lad. It won't end here.

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>>150970702
Okay, dad, I'll be home soon!
Bye guys, my dads making pizza rolls! I'll come back and play tomorrow!

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>>150970652
Nah i'm not buying starbound m8.

literally EVERY review on the front page except for maybe 2 are a thumbs down and ranting about how shit it is.
I think that's enough of an indication to not waste my dosh on it.

>>150970689
I said he's gaaaaaaay also Spiderfag thank you very much Mister Roboto.

>>150970747
>playing video games
undyne, i like people who tryhard
>life choices and expectations
sans, because i make horrible decisions on purpose and have no goals
>>150970898
see ya around j dog

>>150970747
>which undertale is the best to spend time playing videogames?
Alphys or Undyne would probably be the undertale with tastes the most similar to mine.
>what about talking about life choices and expectations?
I feel like Asgore would have some interesting stuff to say about this but i'm biased

>>150970832
a man can dream, anon

Serious question guys, are we disgusting for getting off to 2d fictionnal "monster" characters?

>>150971272
No worse than MLP

>>150971272
Who cares? It's too late anyway.

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>>150970747
>gaming
Alphys is probably the biggest gamer, but sans would be the chillest, so I'm torn. Probably Alphys because we'd share more tastes.
>life
Asgore, probably. He's got the most experience.

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>>150970476
Only if you are also wearing this.

Amazon finally took it down, rip.

>>150971272
If /mlp/ can whack it to cartoon horses then I think we're pretty okay.

>>150971272
No. Different strokes for different folks! Don't worry about it. There are worse things to get pleasured by.

>>150971272
nah

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>>150970838

>>150971272
no.

>>150971272
as long as it isn't hurting anyone and you aren't bothering other people about it, nobody should really give a shit what you get off to

>>150971450
>girl goat

eww

>>150971505
I do
please die

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>>150971272
/mlp/ jerks it to a kids show
some of us jerk it to furries, others to skeletons, others to robots
which is worse?

>>150971352
>>150971365
>>150971389
>>150971451
Eh,thank goodness, i can shlick it to skelettons without feeling gross afterwards and going to hell then.
Bronies are awful though.

>>150971630
There are worse things to whack it to. Like dead bodies!

>>150971630
exactly. just enjoy it and stop giving a fuck.

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>>150971598

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which characters are unforgivable

>>150971630
horses > skeletons

>>150971272
i dont do it and think you guys are alright so id say no

>>150971834
Alphys for being a weeb

>>150971598
you gonna fuckin bad time kiddo...

>>150971834
Jerry.