/eog/ - Eve Online General

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caw

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Fact: Onyx is best girl
Fact: every other Caldari ship is ass

>>150946963
why is that necessary? I dont understand why they have to tuck in the missiles
these cool animations would be way cooler if they actually had a purpose

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>ze unironically flies hics

>36km scram 500dps
>dog smith

>36km scram

ccp pls

Join Broski

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>>150947414
>orthrus thinks he can get off the gate fast enough

>space sim thread in /v/ talking about space games
>eve so shit it's not even included

i-is it dead?

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>Roaming through lowsec
>See a Svipul
>Turn 360 degrees and warp away

>he doesn't hunt down arty sebo shitter svipuls in his t1 frigate

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>EVE
>space sim

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EVE Valkyrie when?
EVE Legion when?

>>150948121
You have too many people for ded spess game general. Your game is alive and kicking. dsgg is for wallowing in sorrow.

>>150948121
see >>150937840

fuck off retard

>>150950016
>muh eve is speshul

must be why it's dropping subs as fast as you're mum drops her pussy. gottem

You are everything wrong with 4chan.

>>150951163
who gives a shit about what's wrong with this cesspool? only a cheeto-eating neckbeard like you.

>cheetos
>YC 118

It's like a dumpster diver complaining about the smell of the homeless.

>>150951408
Why are you getting so buttmad that people don't want to merge /eog/ with your shitty general?

>>150951923
>moving this many goalposts

>>150952106
>irrational autistic analpain

>>150952501
not an argument

>>150951512
>Not enjoying Quafe instead

Amarr = UK
Gallente = Sweden
Minmatar = Syria
Caldari = US

^
top bait, dumb Brutor

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>he wants to merge /eog/ with /pol/

>he

Is this game ded? Should I resub?

>>150953949
Has been ded 13 years. You should at the very least give me all your stuff. Why did you quit?

>>150953949
if you come back you will quit again as you remember the reason why you quit in the first place. happened to me. Staying quit.

>>150954159
I quit because I played the game like a retard. I expected to be able to jump into PVP and stuff right away as a new player. And I didn't really have enough time to play it in the first place. I've felt the need to scratch my MMO "itch" lately and now I actually know what to expect from this game

>>150954372
Just join a nullsec blob corp, they tend to have plenty fleets so you don't need to spend all that much time finding fights.
Or go leave in FW lowsec if you want solo.

>>150954517
I'll probably end up being a fag and mining for a while just to relearn how to play and make some safe ISK. Appreciate the advice though senpai

>mining
>safe ISK
Have you paid for your mining permits yet

>>150955015
>afk mine in hisec with Procurer
>CODE flees in terror of a target that actually has more than 5k ehp

>afk mine in hisec with a venture
>suddenly a rorqual doomsdays all the asteroids, you and your ship included

>tfw no combat salvager

>unironically mining

boy you must be having a blast in this "game"

>mfw salvagers don't work on minmatar ships

>unironically not gas mining

>>150956797
It's not all that good if you cannot clear the sleepers. 15min worth of gas for every 1-2h of scanning is shit

>sleepers
>in kspace

this shit with this fucking game that really grind my gears is the fact that you can try so hard, and it can only get you so far, it just doesn't fucking matter in the end. The game forces you to fall, to lose it all. And yet again, in the end, it doesn't even matter. One thing I don't know why it is in this game is that it doesn't matter how hard you try. it's all about reminding you of a time when you tried so hard, and got so far with the game, in spite of the way other players were mocking you, acting like you were part of their property. Remembering all the times you fought with them, you'd be surprised how it go so.

Things just aren't the way they were before

one thing

Someone wake me up

>grind my gears

Hey guys , this game is shit. Just saying, cya

>she thinks she can leave

Burn 30 jumps to watch test rep a tower with bombers

>test
ignored

>>150960315
Well from what I've seen in delve so far test isn't cancer but karma fleet is.

<content

>>150960540
That's goon SOP for you

both are cancer

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>BjornBee fanboys cry when your gatecamp drops an aposte to win against his logi focusing 70 man blob

>>your gatecamp

>gatecamping unironically

kys

>gatecamping

what fun gameplay you Evers have! I cannot imagine how exhilarating it must have been.

Mean while I am having incredible fun in Elite exploring planets and actually landing on them.

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>All of the 'EVE killers' have to combine threads to stay bumped

Holy shit.

>she doesn't know that there are /dog/s there also, keeping it bumped with shitposts

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Chameleon down.

https://zkillboard.com/kill/55467028/

>oh boy time to post le funny memes in the comments
>everyone pls upvote me

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>>150965706
Noice.

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>WHEN WERE U WHEN MANDOLORE WAS KIL???

>>150960225
>It was actually true
Fucking kek

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>>150966485

:^)

>>150964995
That thread and the leddit starcitizen sub are some marvelous shit

literally who

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>I only care about youtube 'superstars'

>>150965706
I guess props to that guy for not leaving it as a hangar queen.

>>150968630
I'll never understand people who amass vast wealth then never do anything with it, or buy one of these ships just to look at it

>>150968630
>Not collecting special edition stuff just to look at it

>>150968294
Xenuria's looking good.

>>150968753
It is the same as being a collector. Some people like collecting things. e.g. baseball cards, stuffed animals, etc.

>tfw actually kind of looking forward to the final days of this game when the community comes together and has a massive clusterfuck filled with AT ships being thrown into the grinder supers being suicided etc etc

It'd be the greatest day.

>>150968294
I want to punch that guys face so bad.

>>150969298
Who is he ?

>>150965706
>dread guristas rapid light missile launcher

>>150969296
Uh, yeah, no. Basically like any sisi masstest/back when Solace was up. Fuck that

>>150970451
Except with those, none of it meant anything, none of those ships had any work put into gaining them, no one had spent years carefully keeping them safe no one had successfully won an AT to get them.

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>>150969420

The man who played his fiddle while Rome burned.

>>150970631
And the only reason what you suggest could happen is because there would be just as little meaning to everything.

>>150970785
Catharsis, it's an emotional thing, you wouldn't understand being terminally autistic and all.

>>150966692
>memedalore memes on you
>scream on twitter
>memedalore posts more memes

Amazing

new zkill guide xD

>>150972537
thanks reddit xd le funny voice

>le
wrong
la is correct

LOL KEK XD

Max>Chloe>Kate>Victoria

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>tfw the sandbox graces you with a ridiculous chain of events leading to a tengoo uninstallation

>degeneracy over purity
Really makes you think

>>150950012
>>150950016
>both replies on about /vg/
>post is about /v/

>implying religious cucks are worth the trouble

>she doesn't want to have a friend who will help her be saved by Jesus our lord and savior
INRI is heretical

>IESVS NAZARENVS REX IVDAEORVM

>literal king of jews

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>premium ratting space

Are the GSF ever going to get their premium ratting sov space back?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyz7Zzj0MhU

vid related

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>>150978531

>funny-tree-predator-sloth-david

>>150978531
How do you even find a 2 year old video with like 500 views

>Xe doesn't bookmark Eve reviews and critiques

>>150980936
he made it

>>150981031
I prefer they/them pronouns

>le pronous meme

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>Youtube

>Undercut literally less than a minute after posting an order in jita
How are you supposed to sell anything here? Fucking hell.

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>Vimeo

>>150983731
The market history tells you how much sells a day and the average price. I list at a bigger discount depending on that and how fast I want it sold.

punisher gang

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>30 Day Pilot's License Extension (PLEX)
>Best price in station is: 1,008,000,000.00 ISK

>>150970296
faction light rapids get an extra volley
of course you lose t2 ammo and 10% dmg

>>150987835
they do more dps with all skills 5

pretty sure spec is rof not damage

>>150983731
1 minute you say?
that means you need to split your orders into 5 groups of course, a 4th grader could have worked that one out for you

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>>150987208
>he didn't invest in plex when the 15% discount hit
git gud nerd

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>investing in a virtual good from a video game

>>150990334
Everyday the amount of isk in the economy increases. Keeping it all liquid just makes you poorer in the long term

>>150990682
inflation is a meme in this game. It really doesn't exist.

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>>150990924

>>150991248
>mfw they aren't even doing anything about it

>>150991336
citadels are a big isk sink senpai

>>150991564
>not reducing bounties

nigga just put a cap on how much isk a player or alliance can have in the wallet.

>>150991651
lol

>>150991651
That wouldn't do anything. People would just use goods instead. For example, in Guild Wars 1 there was a hard cap of 100 platinum that any one character could carry at a time, yet people still sold items for over 100 platinum by trading said items for 100 platinum + items. For example if someone valued an item at 150 platinum and globs of ectoplasm (a rare crafting material) were currently selling for 2 platinum each, they would trade the item for 100 platinum and 25 globs of ectoplasm.

>>150992135
then they should be banned for exploiting a game mechanic

>>150992135
It was already a thing for contracts that went over the isk limit - you just add the rest of it in plex
>>150992227
What mechanic, retard? Barter'

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>you are only allowed to be this rich

>>150974760
>catch a tengu in a 6/10
>he actually ejects the absolute madman

>>150992316
>being this mad because you can't understand how it curves inflation

>it's the economy is cheating autist again

>>150993008
how can somebody be so autistic? even for eve that's really out there

>>150993008
sorry that I consider mechanics that are broken for what they are, and instead not sugar coat them and call them "emergent gameplay" as if that makes them totally ok.

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>mfw remembering when EVE players were cornering the TORtanic item markets and were all banned because they were too good at making money/farming items in 'low level' zones

>>150991564
>>150991336
theres nothing wrong with people collecting money

>oh man he has a lot of money someone do something about it!

and you know what's funny? This isn't a problem with Elite. A game that is a few years old got it right the first time vs Eve, a game that has been online for almost two decades.

>>150993226
>its broken that people buy things where they are cheap and transports them to the place where they are expensive and collecting the difference

>>150994861
>unironically thinking this is ok and healthy for the game

>>150994820
>problem with elite
its not a problem with EVE ever

but go ahead, keep defending your artificial supply, price fixing and no market

>>150995062
it's a fucking video game you moron, everything is artificial.

>>150995014
It is, it keeps efficiency up and it balances the spread between markets


>>150995151
You're an idiot if you don't know what it means by artificial supply.

>Still taking ED bait
Come on, guys.

>I don't understand the market, therefore it's evil!
Okay gramps

>>150995461
quite literally venezuela tier

;the market is so fucked up in Eve, the only way that a large scale conflict came about was because an outside entity set the stage for it.

>m-muh markets are perfect

ya if they were, conflict wouldn't be so shit.

>>150996058
>;the market is so fucked up in Eve,
how?
> the only way that a large scale conflict came about was because an outside entity set the stage for it.
What?
>muh markets are perfect
no one said they were perfect, they work as intended and the market is driven by supply and demand by the players so thats working adequately

How to fix assfrigs?

>caring about underpowered t2 ships

>>150995014
Am I being trolled right now?

>>151000321
obviously you colossal fucking retard

>>151000381
Woah man. I've talked with people in my alliance that are legitimately this retarded. My alliance leader is convinced I shouldn't plan on sp farming my alts because "they're going to remove skill injectors/extractors from the game".

>>151000672
>I don't like x so I'm going to cry to the devs until they make the bad things go bye-bye.
Why are you still in this alliance?

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>>150970780
>the dissapointed mittens face

>>151000949
Idk if I will be in it for long. We've had manditory defense fleets for a couple weeks now and I haven't shown up to a single one. I just want to mine in safe nullsec, I don't give a fuck about anything else. I like my corp, and a few other miners I hang out with, but my alliance is also filled with SJW women and my alliance leadership is filled with retarded faggots.

newfag question.

looking for fleet content, but dont want pirate status (still want to go to hi-sec), and FW is ded. Do you lose status for initiating fights in null? I'd like to be able to have my cake and eat it too, but I can deal if I can't

>>151001246
>my alliance is also filled with SJW women and my alliance leadership is filled with retarded faggots.
Gallente_Minmatar_Alliance.jpeg

>>151001246
>unironically saying ES JAY DUBYAS
>being this much of an edgy tween fag

>denying the truth so hard
lmao

>>151001904
>edgy
>Criticizing someone for using a stupid buzzword by using a stupid buzzword.

>>151002162
>he thinks edgy is a buzzword
>you should calm down friend, this isn't the time to bring out the fedora trench coat combo and your katana out yet.

>>151001904
Is there another term for female canadians that constantly bring up politics on coms, bitch about the US 24/7, bitch at male players that disagree with them calling them evil/bigots/slavemasters, constantly talk about how strong they are and how they could take people in fights, constantly shit on other alliances for being "children" and "having no lives", and some dumb shit like "I don't need boosts to mine because I'm not greedy/lazy".

>>151002527
>hurr no one is allowed to have their own opinion unless they align with my neet-oriented neckbearded ones.

>>151002694
Sounds about right, get fucked normie.

>>151002919
>He thinks he hasn't reached his full potential in life because of SJWs and normies putting him down instead of his own sick and twisted thought pattern

Just pull yourself from your boostraps mate, why do you have to make it so hard?

>unironically defending sjws

>>151003106
What? I'm just calling them faggots for being loud and needing to constantly express their shit opinions on people playing a game that don't care at all.

>>151003280
not an argument

>>151003383
epic argument

>>151003340
>he fell for the "joins comms and talk to people" meme

>Getting trolled this hard.
C'mon, dude.

>>151003383
>needing an argument to back up opinions

Take off the labcoat mate you don't need it. I form opinions and run my life entirely on emotion.

>>151003596
>run my life entirely on emotion
kek that much we can see.

>Year of our Lord 13 + 2003
>Not being a Vulcan

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Is there any real reason to own a Citadel over a Large POS? I just read some Math put down and have to say I'm abit disappointed in how shit they really are. Apparently 4 BS can hit the Damage Cap and they do so little DPS that 2 Logi can mitigate everything. Their math didn't take Fighters into consideration but still that's pretty shit. I mean ECM can take out one ship a piece but that means 6-11 people is all that's needed.

>>151004064
>Christ Clock year 2017 - 1
>not being an INFJ
>Not sharing a personality type with martin luther king and osama binladen
>being unhappy because you let factual evidence override your personal beliefs of what you've experienced first hand

Theres a reason so much of you autistic /g/ and /vg/ folks are suicidal edgelords that feel the need to argue in organized debates on the internet. Living your life based on what society tells you is the factual, impirically correct way won't make you happy. Theres no right way to live life, if you listen to yourself, to your experiences that you feel you can't be unhappy or have regrets because you'll be making decisions based on what you want to do and who you want to be.

Trying to understand and control lifes experiences and progression is a myth that will only make you unhappy and confused when things end up a completely different way.

>Not sharing a personality type with fag and faggot

>>151001283
You only lose sec status for shooting neutrals in lowsec and highsec.

>>151004732
Sooo... your role models are two different black dudes, one was murdered with a knife and the other is either hiding in Saudi Arabia with his family or got killed in a specialforces assault on his compound in pakistan, an act which violated international law and constitutes an invasion of said country.

Those are some great role models. I'll take living to 80 and having grandkids for 25, Paulie.

>an act which violated international law and constitutes an invasion of said country
lol

>>151007480
>role models

I never said that, they share my personality type though. My only conscious role models are my dad, my brother, my best friend, and some of my extended family. They are the only people I've seen enough of to actually consider they're actions that they would have taken when I consider my own.

The idea that role models have to have made the best decisions is flawed. The best you can do its try and mold your decisions around what you think would have been the right decisions based on what they have done and how it turned out for them.

I don't care what factual evidence I see for alchohol not being bad, I've experienced the effects of alchoholics on a family first hand and I'm determined never to mimic that even if it means I'm an autistic no-fun straight edge. I've seen people be extremely happy with nothing, I've seen people be extremely happy with tons of money too, and knowing both those people the only common link is that whenever they were doing something they didn't want to do, they stopped doing it.

That doesn't mean they never cleaned, or never did their taxes, or never exercised, that just means they judged their decisions based on what they found valuable instead of what society told them they should find valuable. People today are too concerned about "being somebody", or "being successful", or whatever other phrase you want to attach to suffering through years of schooling/debt/shitty relationships/ whatever else just so they can own their own home with a small family and be the ideal person society wants them to be. Even though they might be far happier alone, playing D&D and watching anime, doing a job that is simple enough to support those things and leaving them with plenty of free time to have fun.

>>151008292
Their* and I forgot my mom. I totally think about my mom too.

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>implying barack "sand nigger grave digger" obama actually broke international law
now if he had shown some ankle on the way out, we'd be at war

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>mfw I can't take anything maqari says seriously after having talked with him on voice comms. Guy is the quintessential captain autismo. Couldn't find a more stereotypical autistic retard anywhere else.

just checked sov maps after a long period of not playing. why the hell are all the sov maps 100% grey neutral states?

>>151010343
you are looking at the coalition map

there aren't any currently

>>151011103
Aren't CO2 and TEST bffs now?

>>151011258
having blues doesnt really make you a coalition

>guy threatens to sue you
>post about tendies
devilish

>>151011103

What happened to all the coalitions? I thought there were like 10 or more of them. They all just disappeared?

>>151011841

alliances still exist, as far as coalitions they pretty much reset after they achieve their goal

of course goons were the exception to this hence the last 7 months

>>150998539
easy, delete t3ds
i'm a total shitter and still managed to figure that out

>it's the autist upset about t3ds again

citadels are fucking dumb

how specific

>Amarr

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pls i don't want this game to die

arbitrator buff when

dead

rip

lml breacher with web drones

I don't wanna resub, how to scratch that itch?

>>151018116
its not going to

>>151025509
Play NMS or E:D. :o)

Then you'll have no choice but to resub!

>>151012198
>stainwagon and DRF disbanded
source?

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>NMS

>>151025509
Star Citizen

>kill faggot with polar guns
>has resist mods

Polarized Talwar

polarized machariel

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So why aren't you running L4s for dank 300M/hr?

>running highsec level 4s when you can make more than that money in a fucking cheap fit hac doing fw level 4s

Because I can just sell plex for ~1 billion an hour

>joining FW

>absolute retards who don't realize you literally use an alt to pull them and do the actual mission on your main with your alt docked to hand them in remotely instantly

>joining
>FW

>make an airplane
>call it spaceship

>make a spreadsheet
>call it a game

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>make an apocalypse
>call it a good ship

>make an orca
>call it a capital

So what's the best method of making the cash for a Procurer? I got me a kitted out Venture, well at least as kitted out as my skills allow, and as far as I can tell the best method of making cash is grinding out plagiocrase runs and selling the raw ore because reprocessing is super inefficient at this level. Is there any better methods than this?

>>151037336
Just go explore or do solo pvp, bro.

>>151037551
But I wanna mine

>>151037598
Give me your location and I'll suicide gank you to create content.

>>151038035
No I don't want to

>>151038149
But I can free you from your horrible condition, Anon!

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So that's it, huh? She's the content. Some kinda suicide gank

>that one guy who isn't mining gas

What a boring general, give it back to etrian odyssey.

>unironic weeb pedo shit

Hello guys, total newbie here wants to start EVE, downloading my trial in a moment.
1. Is there a way to get 21 day trial instead of 14?
2. Can i do something like that?
>i earn money on my 1st 14 day trial
>i exchange ISK into some movable asset
>i hide that asset somewhere in the galaxy
>my trial expires
>i get my second 14 day trial
>travel to that place on galaxy on my second trial and retrieve my assets
repeat until i have enough money to buy PLEX. Such thing possible? Cant currently pay with real money for this game.

I want to play this game bc of politic and social aspects. Also i enjoyed dwarf fortress and unreal world so i think ill like this one too.

>>151040567
>repeat until i have enough money to buy PLEX
Are you a masochist or something?

>>151040567
if you want to you can, just jettison the item at a random planet or customs office and come back for it within two hours

but dont do that, just join all-out and make shekel from scanning

post email for 30day trial, if you sub instead of plex i'll send you half

>30 day trial

>>151042179
>if you sub instead of plex i'll send you half
explain.

[email protected]

>>151042673
If you sub, he gets a free PLEX.
He proposes to sell the PLEX and send you half the money.

>>151025126
>5% webs

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>>151040567
Here's a 30 day trial code:

3779J-6ZECF-HT7WC-9NCZ3-EQ8CD-4YTHT-D8009

You can redeem it here:

https://secure.eveonline.com/Activation/

>>151043273
Thanks anon!

>>151040567
>>151043520
You can send isk directly to the new account when the first is about to expire. No need for jetcan gymnastics.
There are ways to make enough isk without needing all that much work, just think outside of the box and exploit your fellow player.
That activation link doesn't tell you who invited you - so you have no way of knowing who to ask for half of that plex

>fitting light meme launchers to a brawling frigate

>>151039886
We've been around far longer than you fags which is how we've the name in the first place

>>151039886
I'd rather /eog/ be known for autists and sociopaths rather than pedophiles playing weebshit.

>>151045190
Dont care, im happy to be able to play for 30 days.
I might buy PLEX for real money though, found out some people sell it faar cheaper than official EVE site.
Also, does it impact which race i choose? Any tips for start?

/dog/, redpill me about streamers, large alliances, and their supposed RMT shenanigans
What I mean to say is post proofs

>>151046610
holy fuck the game is pretty /pol/-tier
I've chosen fascist Caldari, Deteist female. Can i exploit the female aspect? Does other players see mine sex? Planning to pretend to be girl irl.

Choose any race except Brutor.

>>151047372
oo we have a budding jita whore
someone train him properly~

>>151047372
You can ERP for ISK, yes.

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>>151036321
underrated post

>make a shitpost
>call it a good post

who the fuck thought not having loot drop on citadels was a good idea

>pos with sma/silo/etc
show up, bash (can be done in solo bomber if you're a masochist), come back for reinforce twice then pop sma/hangars/silos/containers and enjoy some (hopefully) dank loot + km

>abandoned pos with sma/silos/etc
show up, shoot sma/etc (easy in solo bomber), enjoy loot+km

>anchored Astrahus
show up (with at least 4000 DPS), shoot thing, come back for two reinforce cycles, enjoy fuck all loot (all either moved out during reinforce, or safely transported after explosion for a small isk cost), a bit of salvage and a 1.6b killmail

>abandoned Astrahus (still fully operational, aside from the guns not shooting you)
show up (with at least 4000 DPS), shoot thing, come back for two reinforce cycles, enjoy fuck all loot (all either moved out during reinforce, or safely transported after explosion for a small isk cost), a bit of salvage and a 1.6b killmail

not to mention they're nigh on impossible to kill in wormholes, and this is just mediums
most of the dead citadels so far have been found while anchoring, and I expect that trend will continue.

yet i still play this fucking shit "game", probably only cause I joined all-out

fuck you ccp

rat aggro changes (lol just start shooting the guy that is "helping" you), death of highsec safari, then aegissov (dude lasers are fun and engaging gameplay lmao) and now this, what the fuck will they come for next

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>>151049270
>Marle Audeles

>she joined all-out

>>151049035
>make a shitpost to call out a shitpost
>it thinks it has the highground

>>151050019
>she

>>151050019
>she
>>151050080
>tfw he beats you to it because of the timer between posts

>she uses the wrong pronouns

>>151050385
>she
>not xir

I unironically main a mining character who deliberately mines in sub-optimal ships.

Before the changes I used to mine in a Burst. I legit quit the game for a year when they took its mining bonuses away.

I'm currently orbiting some Glacial Mass in my Endurance right now.

I've actually seen unironic endurance fleets a couple of times, non-barge mining is cool

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>>151051194
>Endurance
Cute.

xir is not a correct pronoun

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>>151052343
stop invalidating my experiences

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>>151051467
>>151051368
>>151051194

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>>151053107
let's fuck

>>151053336
sur thing bby, ur cit or mine?

>>151053107
Soundtrack:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDBbaGCCIhk

/eveog/ reporting in.

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hi,
wat do u guys thinks?

>>151055487
looks good, make a le funny reddit voice video about it

>le
la

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How I do make le funny youtube meme skillshot?

>Insert airhorn here

>le

>>151049270
So, I agree no loot is gay, but there was no way nullbabs were going to stage out of stations that can lose them everything. It would kill sov null and everyone would stage out of NPC.

>>151040567
join all-out so you have someone to complain to while you attempt this harebrained scheme that will kill you unless you have the autism of siegmund

and also to receive advice from people who are more aware of which activites are likely to be lucrative and which are not

>>151059465
>nullbabbies

nobody would

F

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>machariel

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What did she mean by this?

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>Waffles

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>Waffles

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>piercings

Why do people in corps who are known to hotdrop literally everything complaining when you don't want to fight?

I thought hotdrops are for blops and covops only

>>151069397
titan bridge and capital ships

Why do small gangs with ecm and dampeners complain when nobody wants to undock and try to engage them?

>complaining about damps

kys logi cancer shitter

Why do elite solo pvpers complain when people want to rework how warfare links work?

>>151071026
they don't

Why do elite hisec mercenaries refuse to fight honorably?

are we just using the word elite to mean not elite now

m8s just shorten it down to why is cancer, cancer?

Elite = Dangerous

>>151071451
yes
for a while now

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How long has the Tristan had these super cute flappy-ears?

>>151072698
couple of years now I think. I preferred the old model desu

>>151072698
Why do they even fold back like that? It's not like it helps for wind resistance.

>>151073218
>t. irl warp scientist

>>151073218
they cover up sensitive electronic hardware that could be damaged by micrometeors/space dust at high speeds but that need to be exposed to operate in combat

the flappy ears need to have the greatest area exposed in combat use but the torque is too strong to support in acceleration so they fold back and additional supports clamp on to them to stabilize them in warp

why do you even ask unanswerable questions

>>151073548
It appears more that it exposes something in the main body of the ship in order to warp, as opposed to protecting something on the top during it.

There's lights which are revealed behind the moving parts only when folded back for travel.

Could probably fluff it as some sort of warp calculation sensor or something. fuck knows.

>space wind

space autism more like

>>151074542
How is space autism different from regular planetary autism?

But I thought being in warp meant you were in some kinda subspace or some shiet - isn't this the explanation given why EVE ships warp through stations,other ships, planets, etc.? So the folding stuff isnt really for protection

>>151074857
maybe a smaller profile makes warps easier or some shit

>smaller profile
>Titans can warp

Due to space restrictions imposed within the small chassis of the Tristan class frigate by the inclusion of the advanced drone systems, some passive systems such as background sensors and warp tunnel stasis generator had to be moved towards the exterior of the hull, thus raising issue with their relative frailty.

Gallentean ship designers solved this issue with the multipurpose mobile armature plating, allowing the delicate components cover whilst piloting under normal conditions but exposing them for operation when required.

Herpa da derr

proofs?

Could someone make some porn of a tristan exposing her delicate parts for operation?

I'm new to this but do any other ships have animated parts on them? I know that weapons and such tuck themselves away but that's the weapon animating, not the ship.

What other ships are there with situational (Not just something that spins forever) animations?

Caracal and Cerberus

Rapid Light Missile Launchers

>>151075889
all the ones that have been made or redesigned in the last few years, so I'm going to guess it includes all these and their faction/t2 variants:

crucifier
condor
incursus
tristan
all mordu's legion and sisters of eve ships (probably)
all t3 destroyers
maller
blackbird
caracal
moa
exequror
apocalypse
dominix
megathron
typhoon
tempest

Naga folds up a little during warp and t3ds morph with whatever mode you have then in.

>moa redesign

rip good looks

>She likes asymmetrical ship designs
>she is a plebeian
baka

>>151076693
Wow I had no idea it was so many ships!

The last time I played this game, around 2005, everything was so static.

The exequror animates? That is my favourite ship! I can't wait to get back in and check one out!

>getting triggered by asymmetrical designs because you have literal asperger's

>tfw /eog/ is aspergers general

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>>151076693
>Maller

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Corax buffs when?

>>151079902
Once they nerf polarized rocket corax maybe

>>150949723
Shit I forgot about legion. Is that even still coming? I loved dust during the beta. Especially when charge rifle was low tier and people didn't realize how good it was.

>>151076937
it also doesn't look like a moldy tree anymore

>>151081595
I have now seen the exequror and would rather not talk of it.

It is not the ship that I knew, it has entirely different systems now, it is some sort of shitty fleet aggro-magnet instead of an armored hauler.

>>151076693
I think the Talos also has an animation

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>>151081798

>>151081798
>armored hauler
Wasn't it a mining ship?

>>151082389
It had a cargo bay size bonus.

>>151084967
Who is this meme machine?

probably another random reddit memefag

>tfw no Mazda Savanna RX-7 Infini III FC

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>mining

>no civilian miner

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What did they mean by this?

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>tp iv

what's wrong with target painting v?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/4wsycg/monday_mail_7/d69napa
upvote this comment

>she is a redditor

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>tfw the moros is still the worst dread in every way

>she is in autz

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>Armor Repairer cycle time

>not rep amount

>>151093359
just fuck my cap up senpai

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>Morons on suicide watch
>Getting better by Revelation
>Mfw Amarr has more cap than Gallente

>capeshit

>Amarr