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>Search and Destroy Ops on known pirate outposts
>maintaining security in Alliance space, and ensuring safe travel for civilians transporting food and ore
>the Hegemony's Foamland Security causing quite the diplomatic ruckus
>waifus wearing latex masks
>comfy colonies around gorgeous gas giants
>COMPLETELY FAITHFUL WAIFUS THAT DON'T GO ON THE PROWL FOR BIG ASARI DICKS
No dying, please.
>1 poster
wew
>>150739594
I like this atwork of Ashley
>>150739894
People who play the standard Shepard dont have any imagination and lack commitment and willpower to craft a personal protagonist for their playthought.
Literal casual tier.
>Torrentz is down
Friendly reminder to grab the Galaxy Edition while piracy is still a thing on the Internet.
>>150741132
Piracy will always be a thing. Torrents, Usenet, Mega or whatever, there will always be piracy.
>>150741132
was a lousy searchengine anyway
>>150739113
>>comfy colonies around gorgeous gas giants
God, I hope we get something like this. They need to learn to make more varied environments.
What a sad general this is
I like it, but the lips looks bit weird.
>http://puberty3dsfm.tumblr.com/post/148478224745
>>150744047
Before you push play it looks like the dick was copy pasted into the image.
>>150740376
That's really depressing.
>>150739449
Well, too late for that.
>>150744047
Saw that earlier. Really good animation, but there is a problem with the left cheek. Doesn't clip, but there is a lot of jittering going on there, that makes it look weird. He has a few hinches to iron out, but the animation work is very nice and also the fact that he uses Miranda is a huge plus in my book. Want to see more, love to see him improve, am very satisfied so far.
>>150744047
Nice.
>>150749060
>Dem butts
I mean, if you ignore the gypo and assume the other butt belongs to Ash or Kelly, it's a pretty good lineup.
>>150749060
Jack's butt is best butt
>tfw exterminating the quarians like the roaches they are
I want some really alien alien civilizations.
No more space prussians, gypsies, mudslimes or whatever, just genuine aliens. The only races that somehow gave off that feel were (of course) the reapers and the geth. Talking to Legion for the first time remains one of my favourite scenes, when you got a being that has assumed a humanoid form but is completely different and incomprehensible by human standards, and that is a platform built for the sole purpose of communicating with organics.
>>150752807
I should perhaps not have pointed out the butts.
>>150750625
Not best butt, but her butt. Which makes it best.
>>150753625
It's cool, I'm alive, I'm still trying to figure out if I want to play Mass Effect on PC or Ps3. I want to play it on PS3 simply for the Trophies. Games like Mass Effect always had good achievements that were fun to go for. But PC has 60 fps and the ability to mod the ending of ME3
>>150754048
PS3 ME has frame rate issues, memory issues and general console limitation issues. Go for PC. Also, cheaper.
>>150756671
Why does Liara have a crazy eye?
>>150757325
Needs a better hairstyle.
>>150754278
This. PS3 and ME are not good friends.
>>150754278
>>150758827Damn I already own them on ps3
>>150754048
Mass Effect does have in-game achievements, you just don't get the notifications like on PS3, Xbox, Steam, etc..
>>150743343
Mass Effect has high comfyness potential, mostly ignored more and more with each entry. Even basic cityscapes can be great if done right like say Liara's apartment in ME2 LotSB, but it's also cool with more exotic locations since the setting allows it.
In that regard the Normandy is somewhat of a letdown, you don't have any cool vistas to marvel at in the location you spend most time in.
>>150761076
>mfw MEA will be completely de-sexed
Imagine how nice it would be if they took things further instead with complete latex and rubber outfits and butt physics. Could just be one incredibly slutty character who would turn out to be a Cerberus sexbot operative.
>>150762676
>mfw MEA will be completely de-sexed
It won't. It's just the men that will be sexualised. So you can Ride the Bull again but now in space, and you've got all kinds of cute gay guys!
>>150766180
Shit like this is why I'm pretending Bioware closed after Me3
>>150766296
After ME2 you mean. DA2, ME3 and DA:I were all garbage.
>>150766589
Fair enough
Holy shit man, playing ME1 is like a trip down memory lane, it's just familiar enough to me to remember basic things, but it's been so long that I actually forgot a lot of stuff as well. This is so pleasant, I wish I could bottle this feeling and drink it every time i feel like life is passing by too fast.
I wish I could play this all day but unfortunately I have a "Job". This is perfect.
>>150762676
>>150767895
I found it aged horribly when I tried to play it again recently. A shame, because I loved the whole atmosphere of that game.
>>150770308
>I found it aged horribly
A lot of Bioware games suffer from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XW0v_R5uo8
>tfw no great war to fight in
>tfw no one to fight for
>tfw no one to protect
>tfw no one to sacrifice myself for
;___;
>>150767895
i always feel happy when i restart. its a little paradise away from reality when i get the time.
time to slog through the omega dlc again
>>150772762
it's not that bad 2bh
Is all the DLC for ME2 available on steam or do I buy it off of Origin?
>>150773427
you pirate the whole thing you brainless piece of shit
>>150773618
Figured that would be the answer.
>>150773618
>>150773837
but thats mean to EA
>>150774172
They deserve it
>>150774393
but they deserve money :C
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtTkcM9BfXM
Love is the key ;_;
>>150774490
>>150774643
Such a nonsense scene, ruined the whole movie.
>>150773837
Why would you even think about buying that overpriced shit?
>>150774490
fuck off
>tfw Jack, Ashley, Miranda and Liara will never have a cumshot compilation video showing them taking loads from random people
>>150774925
Sold my consoles a few years ago and got ME1 and 2 on sale but never actually got around to playing them since I was burned out
hello
>>150775038
Together, or each having their own videos? I hope they're wearing something sexy.
>>150774901
ok. u can pirate.
u deserve to play the game just as much
>>150774990
i am sorry :C
>>150775403
Each have their own. Never really been a fan of multiple chicks in cumshot videos because I like watching one girl getting plastered
>I hope they're wearing something sexy
Way I'd have it is Jack just wearing the belts over tits she had in ME2. Miranda wearing a collar that says bitch and maybe some fake cat girl ears. Ashley wearing her full Alliance dress uniform with her tits out and Liara probably wearing nothing at all
>>150775250
why aren't you asleep WG? I'm binge drinking tonight, guess this is my excuse
>>150775979
VODKA AND IRN BRU
>>150776057
niet, drinking yellow piss aka beer
>>150775789
>maybe some fake cat girl ears
Mah nigga, I thought about her wearing that today, actually. Of course, I also thought of her wearing a tailplug and thigh-high boots and latex gloves, but still.
>Ashley wearing her full Alliance dress uniform with her tits out
The standard one, or the rubbery-looking ME3 outfit?
>>150776141
love listening to sunyo when im drunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PGLAht_nLc
>>150776443
>The standard one, or the rubbery-looking ME3 outfit?
No the formal dress uniform that Marines would wear to the Marine Corps Ball or some other formal event.
>>150776519
thanks buddy
>>150777759
Oh, these ones?
>>150776519
I wonder if the suits that quarians wear cling to their skin, or if there's some sort of lubricant that lets them slip around a little inside.
>>150778329
Something more formal like this but obviously updated to the ME time period. Those in your pick come across as an every day dress uniform that people not in a maintenance/combat role would wear.
>>150778738
they put lubricant otherwise they fucking die
>tfw no good Miranda wallpapers
>>150770308
I disagree, I think it's aged very well, but the gameplay isn't as refined as ME2. Regardless of what people say.
>>150779881
Since lubricants would be at a premium on the Migrant Fleet I imagine there would be mandatory full body bukkakes cut down on costs. At least for the ladies.
>>150780885
>ladies
everyone is a whore there
>>150781224
Yea, but the idea of dudes getting bukkaked as well isn't that much of a turn on.
i wish she was real
>>150781832
She could be alive right now, we'll just never live to see an age when humanity makes contact with a race of alien sluts.
>>150781796
bukkaked by whom ?
>>150781994
Men of whatever ship they are on.
>>150781941
>>150779121
Oh! Yeah, that'd be hot.
>>150782126
>>150754048
>people unironically play games under 60 fps
>>150783085
>People unironically care how others play their games
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>>150774490
>EA
>deserves money
>>150775979
It was 1 in the morning when I posted that.
Came back from a friend earlier, watched Murderman vs Homicideman - Dawn of Genocide Ultimate Edition. It really wasn't better than the original.
Missed part of the Olympic opening ceremony for that shit...
Also I don't drink any alcohol any more anyway.
>>150783323
im drunk im sorry
they indoctrinated me
>>150781832
why do you play standard sheploo if you want to be with her so badly? how can you deal with seeing another man with her? are you acuck?
>>150783372
I don't care about olympics since our "athletes" were caught drinking tons of doping
>>150783608
because people laugh at my badly made shep D:
im self concioous
>>150783241
it's a reaction image exclusively by the autist. you should have noticed by now.
>>150783643
they are better off at home considering everything associated with the 2016 Olympics
>>150783875
who cares? we are all mongolian basked weavers here and with 16 posters chances are that no one you will ever know posts here.
>>150783909
I know, but it triggers me none the less.
>>150783643
I don't even blame the athletes that much, it was organized by the state. still they should have shown them what's for and banned all Russians to make an example.
>China marching in
There come the real world class dopers.
>>150783241
>>150783909
I mean, come the fuck on, 30 fps is so fucking choppy you get eye cancer. Just turn off your console and follow other avenues in your life that bear more fruits than your meager attempt at enjoying video games.
How would Clinton or Trump react to the First Contact War?
>>150783917
>>150784115
a russkie is already a fucking brainless drunk communist in a western worlder eyes, this just even brings more shame to my countrymen
>Shepard gets all mopey and bitchy after Thessia falls to the Reapers
>Asari could have literally saved the entire galaxy a lot of heartbreak if they gave up the Prothean VI that told us how to complete the crucible
I really hated this part of the game. Wanted nothing more then to just unload on Tevos and the Asari for letting the rest of the galaxy burn because they wanted to be some greedy cunts.
>>150784090
Citadel killed me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XW0v_R5uo8
i wish my life could be like that. where i can tell the love of my life how much i love her and ride off into a unwinnable battle.
just to have a purpose
>>150784475
but arent you basically brainless drunks all the time?
>>150784408
Trump would go balls deep and Clinton would pretend not to while using robots and drones to attack civilians while claiming that Trump made her do it.
Who seriously cares about these Olympics? They're a joke in a literal shithole full of diseases and monkeys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if6GLohPq8k
>>150784408
Clinton would start a war and lose, Trump would try to make a good deal and use nukes if there's no good deal to make.
>>150784574
Shepard was full on retarded in most of ME3. He also got all mopey from seeing that one kid get blown up, even if you're full on renegade who previously killed everyone without remorse
damn man, those danish cuties. that ct carrying the flag
>>150784408
neither would live to see it.
>>150784716
>Shepard was full on retarded in most of ME3
Agreed. I wish I could kick that little bitch in the face.
>>150784649
I can't answer for all of this brainless biomass that somehow survives here
>>150784795
oh that was Caroline Wozniacki, haha, should have recognized her.
>>150784913
agree
>>150784913
By little bitch I mean that kid at the beginning of ME3.
>>150784716
Rio was a great place to have it!
>>150785041
he is THE ending, though
>>150784716
>>150784913
you were railroaded by Mac
>>150785128
I never understood that either. Was never one for the Indoctrination Theory but how did the AI that ran the Reapers on the Citadel even think to use that character?
>>150785270
They probably read his mind or something.
>>150784716
2012 opening ceremony and generally London 2012 was the best I can remember (and I remember back to Los Angeles 1984).
Anyway, watching a few more Batman Beyond episodes then going to sleepSINCE I FUCKING MISSED THE GERMAN TEAM, I THOUGHT THEY'D WALK IN AS "GERMANIA" OR SOMETHING BUT IT'S FUCKING ALMANIA OR WHATEVER SO THEY WERE RIGHT AT THE START AND I DIDN'T START WATCHING UNTIL B!Watched a video of it just now though and they wear terrible shit again, I think it's becoming a tradition to look as goofy as possible
Uh, anyway, you planning to keep this thread alive this time?
>Sovereign in ME1 literally plows through multiple ships and it takes multiple fleets to kill him and even then they needed Shepard to take out its shields
>Reapers in ME3 literally can get killed by a single shot from a cruiser
>>150785650
isnt there a distinction between Vanguards and normal reapers?
>Reapers in ME3 literally can get killed by a single shot from a cruiser
HIGHLY doubtful
>>150785626
>2012 opening ceremony and generally London 2012 was the best I can remember
Yeah, that's London. This is Rio. London had Rowan Atkinson, Rio has Zika.
>IT'S FUCKING ALMANIA OR WHATEVER
Alemanha
>>150785813
None that I ever heard of.
>>150785820
Rewatch the final fleet battle video where all the fleets engage the Reapers above Earth. There's a cruiser that takes out a Reaper with a single shot
>>150786238
tons of ships were shooting at him, this occurrence brings more possibilities like shooting down reapers one by one. the fuckton of ships you bring to earth seems to obliterate the reapers, conventional warfare is ineffective my ass
>>150786796
That could be the case, but I don't think conventional warfare is as effective as is shown in the games when previously the bar was set pretty high for taking out just one Reaper
>>150786796
>>150787352
it's not even the complete reaper force they're fighting there. and are you forgetting how, when you used the scanning function too often, a reaper appears and kills you instantly when it reaches you?
and there's that dreadnoughtthat can somehow fly in atmosphere even though previous lore declared it is impossible for them because they're too big and aren't built for that, no wings etcat the beginning that is shot down by a reaper after shooting it several times with no apparent damage.
so we can conclude, they just randomly paired up ships against each other in that cutscene and it came out like that. bioware laziness again.
>>150787352
this cycle had more advanced tech than normal due to the delay and cancelling of the citadel relay. the normandys new main gun is based on the reapers molten metal space lasers for example
>>150788106
>dreadnought that can somehow fly in atmosphere even though previous lore declared it is impossible for them
I always assumed it was a cruiser or a heavy cruiser
>>150788613
>the normandys new main gun is based on the reapers molten metal space lasers for example
Yea but there is no way that every ship in the human/turian/asari navies was upgraded in time. The reverse engineering, research and development time table, testing, and eventually fitting those on every ship for widespread use would take almost 20 years from start to finish and that's if it doesn't get shitcanned by the government for being to expensive.
That above reason is why I was mad as fuck when thermal clips were introduced into ME2. No way that technology was adapted from the Geth, put into widespread military use and then trickled out to mercs and random arms manufacturers in just two years.
>>150789228
Not only that, Shepard even knew about them, somehow.
>>150789228
Thats just a shitty retcon either way. The crew of Jacob's dad was stranded on a planet for years and yet they also use thermal clips for instance.
>tfw you run out of vodka
>tfw you find the birthday Jaegermeister your best friend gave you
>mfw
I LOVE ASARI SO SO MUCH
>>150790649
Jagermeister
>>150790765
i mixing it anyway
booze is booze
>>15079085144
piss is a beer
what would you do for one day with her?
>>150786238
>be Reaper #7561
>pleb fleets arrive at Mass Relay
>I_got_this.jpeg
>fly in the frontline of the counterattack eating countless dreadnaught slugs
>barriers down, systems running on emergency but stiill anihillate those filthy pleb spacewagons
>tfw get 360 noscoped by little pleb cruiser
>>150789228
yes it is, read the codex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdsIufjJUcI
>post yfw you see Liara in andromeda
>>150796267
i hope she is a matriarch with huge tits
>>150797428
I JUST WANT ONE MORE HELLO
>>150797596she isn't realand won't be in andromeda
>>150739113
I loved playing these games, and I got near the end of ME3 before I took a long hiatus.
I picked it back up and had no fucking recollection of the story at all. I couldn't remember much.
The ending made no fucking sense to me at all. Also, Ashley disappeared somewhere during ME3, I didn't see her again.
Makes me sad desu :'(
>>150799383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am7eHyJ8_1Y
all i want is to find someone to love. with all my heart and true.
http://orig15.deviantart.net/b208/f/2016/218/3/1/comm___asari_oc_ref_sheet_by_soraicefreeze-dacw5bm.png
http://orig12.deviantart.net/1ab0/f/2016/217/5/f/we_don_t_enjoy_this_by_rastifan-dacowbi.jpg
>>150796267
My hands are a little dirty.
>>150807585
pig
>>150809365
cow
>>150788613
>this cycle had more advanced tech than normal due to the delay
The delay was like 2 and a half years. That's nothing. Not nearly enough to justify such massive leaps in technology.
Don't get me wrong. I understand why it was necessary to nerf the Reapers for ME3, but the writers really should have dragged out the timeline for the series a bit more.
Shepard should have been in the "coma" for like... 10 years, at least. Maybe even 20 (totally different tone from the game if Shepard feels like a relic from previous generation and all his squadmates have moved on, growing into familiar but now estranged people.
Then if Shepard is imprisoned at the end of ME2 you can easily throw in another 10 year time-skip. Or even skip the imprisonment and instead have the intro to ME3 be the very start of the war, and then the game proper is 10+ years into the grueling galactic war against the Reapers, with the story picking up around then as the allies finally start to cobble together an actual counter-strategy that might work.
2 and a half years was just way too short.
Christ, the entirety of the Mass Effect series takes place in less time than it took to fight WWII.
>>150811474
almost-cockroach
>>150812840
Young Grasshopper.
>>150772646
>>tfw no great war to fight in
You know that's not true, defending the remains of the west against barbarian hordes is way cooler than getting stomped by the reapers.
>>150784408
Clinton would die because of the stress due to her condition once she got the first news.
>tfw you discover that you pretty much don't have a gag reflex
>tfw not gay and Asari MTs aren't real
>TFW EA surprisingly hates money and won't port the trilogy over to PS4/Xbone
Fuck.
>>150814951
Why not just play it on PC? I'd like to see a remaster of the original trilogy that includes all the DLC, has the same mechanics throughout all three games and plays like a single game but I don't think that'll ever happen.
>>150820682
noice
all of your waifus are secretly femturs under the skin
>>150823120
More like are secretly taking BT cock.
I hope we have a male quarian companion in Andromeda.
>>150824253
Where is this from?
>>150824253
Even if we got that Bioware would find a way to ruin it. Like not making him a romance interest or not allowing Ryder to bully him. Whoever the companions are going to be they will be shit. The dreamworks ugly Asari with eyebrows is probably going to be a companion so already they have managed to botch the obligatory Asari squadmate.
>>150824341
Othello
>>150799657
you started the game after some time right before the ending without starting a new playthogh? are you braindamaged or something?
>>150823120
>>150823971
Why can't we have both?
>>150834106
Turians aren't into BT cock.
>>150835067
How do you know, are you a turian?
>>150835195
Crap, found out again. I'll be in my cupboard until the coast is clear again if anyone needs me.
>>150835501
Th-Thanemancer???
>>150812702
>Shepard should have been in the "coma" for like... 10 years, at least.
>>150812702
thats wrong retard. sovereign spent a whole lot of time planning and getting to get to the citidel after the protheans fucked it up
>>150836641
That should've been an alternate outfit for all waifus.
>>150837087
Agreed
>>150837087
Not particularly fond of it. Terrible colour/texture and covers too much.
>>150840370
I want to FUCK an Asari!
>>150842687
Looks like a fucking frog.
>>150842860
no,they fuck you
>>150843015
An MT is fine too
>>150842860
>>150843015
>>150843113
>>150844661
Was hoping for something else, already had my dick in hand and everything. Thank god for slow loading pictures though. Knew what it was as soon as I saw the hair so I could close it in time.
>>150844661
Isn't that the guy who was throwing a fit about Eidos? The White Tears "I'm gonna kill a white person" guy?
he's the reason I refuse to touch any more Bioware games.
>>150844661
thanks god the picture takes some time to load, everytime I see his pubes on his head I still have time to close it without doing any damage
>>150844661
Good thing is, though, that he makes it very easy to decide whether to buy Bioware games.
>Denuvo is finally bypassed again
Great, now it will be easier to pirate Andromeda
SJU thread:
>>>/hr/2688270
Absolute yes.
>>150844935
yes, it's him.
I still say he can't keep getting away with this and when he's finally fired, he will never ever get a job in the industry again.
simply because there will be a lot of people disagreeing if a corporation would want to hire him for whatever reason.
>>150851126
Well I'm in firm belief that Bioware will be closed by 2018, I doubt he'll get hired after that. The only way for Bioware to turn a profit again is for ME4 to be a blockbuster hit, which I don't think it will be. I'm not saying it will flop because fucking morons will have forgotten all about Mass Effect 3's ending or will have bought into the gamer entitlement angle, but I don't think they will be able to survive, shutting down their forum is a good example of them getting ready to clean house.
They will honestly be the first company that's closure won't be the fault of EA
>>150851126
>I still say he can't keep getting away with this
Yeah you can keep saying that but clearly he is getting away with it. It's not like Bioware is unaware of the shit he's pulling, they just don't care and/or agree with him.
>>150851415
>The only way for Bioware to turn a profit again is for ME4 to be a blockbuster hit, which I don't think it will be.
It will be. Regardless of the quality for many people it will be an instant buy.
Bioware is not dying, shutting their forums is because they want to control the feedback, not because they're going to shut down
>>150851415
>won't be the fault of EA
who do you think is responsible for this downward spiral, kill yourself shill
>>150852132
SJWs and bioware's catering to them.
>>150761910
>In that regard the Normandy is somewhat of a letdown, you don't have any cool vistas to marvel at in the location you spend most time in.
What really bugged me about the second game, is how you immediately left whatever place you docked at when you entered the Normandy.
No, I didn't want to leave, I just wanted to switch my fucking squadmates.
It'd be really cool if you entered the orbit of a planet before you went down. Seeing the lights on the dark side of Illium would be nice.
>>150837075
When I talk about the delay, I mean after Sovereign died. Prior to Sovereign's death it is clear the current civilization had not advanced enough to be any kind of threat to the Reapers.
In ME1 as the anon said it took more than an entire fleet to kill Sovereign, but in ME3 less than three years later Reapers and cruisers/dreadnaughts were about equal.
>>150852002
the pressure will come from EA's stockholders and that's what EA cares about the most. Profit and their stockholders.
>>150855184
what? you always have the option to either swap squadmates or go directly to the normandy.
>>150855338
>Reapers and cruisers/dreadnaughts were about equal.
this is pure fucking bullshit, where are you getting this from? because of this one reaper getting destroyed in the storm on earth?
>>150855748
Must've remembered incorrectly. Still, it's really gay how you leave immediately. Just let it sit there until I give the order to relocate, i.e. going to another place.
Oh, you want to speak with someone quick? Sorry, you've got to leave first.
>>150855338
>Invasion of the Reapers
>entire Alliance fleet gets annihilated to a firery scrapmetal raining on Earth
>Reapers and Cruisers are equal
yeah, no buddy, dont know what game you are talking about.
>>150856307
its only your autism that cares about this shit
>>150855668
He's been at it for years, they don't care
>>150858170
hasn't been this extreme thhough until like last year. he was what you could call "moderate" back then, he was just the token activist, but it's beginning to get borderline insulting to the people he's fighting.
Any news on Andromeda lads?
>Sailor Rannoch
>>150861024
they haven't said anything yet but wait for the gamescom in 2 weeks, I'd wager there will be something.
>>150859009
>hasn't been this extreme thhough until like last year
Mate, he was already talking about wanting to murder with people in 2013
https://twitter.com/manveerheir/status/309349895318417408
>>150862493
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS FOREVER
>>150862493
>>150863115
>>150863115
He will, just accept it, man. Bioware/EA certainly doesn't care about it.
Try complaining about it to the higher-ups instead of here.
>>150864023
>tfw imagining me to go through his complete twitter account just to get him fired
I don't think I can handle it
>>150864831
so you imagine yourself like a dirty mexican?
>>150867550
I can be anything you want me to be, anon
Absolutely alive.
>>150871427
>trying to wake /meg/ up
absolute madman
>>150855338
>"At Arcturus Station, a dozen Reaper capital ships engaged the Alliance's Second, Third, and Fifth Fleets. This was mere screening for the main force. Dozens more capital ships continued through the Charon Relay, where the First Fleet had been lying in wait but was soon destroyed. The Fourth Fleet, near Earth, had a few minutes of advance warning. It stood no better chance."
>three Alliance fleets including thousands of ships and hundreds of cruisers can't handle literally 12 reapers
>"Reapers and cruisers/dreadnoughts are equal"
>>150871719
'Dozens' is more than twelve. But, yes, they got run over.
>>150871719
I don't get where anon got the idea of equality from (maybe he's working for bioware), a dreadnought may have a chance against one of the small reapers but never against the big ones.
you even see that in the fleet arriving cutscene. they shoot all guns against the reapers but they don't get scratched after literally hundreds of shots hit them
>>150872416
>At Arcturus Station, a dozen Reaper capital ships engaged the Alliance's Second, Third, and Fifth Fleets.
>>150872416
Oh, I thought you meant
>Dozens more capital ships continued through the Charon Relay
>"In the case of a Reaper capital ship, these kinetic barriers can hold off the firepower of two dreadnoughts simultaneously, but three clearly causes strain, and four typically results in destruction."
Three dreadnoughts (presumably modern 1000-meter ones, like the Kiliminjaro, rather than 800-meter older ones like the Everest) firing a shot each every two seconds can't so much as damage a Reaper or do anything except cause "some strain" to their barriers, implied to not even be oustripping the rate of recharge.
>"The Thanix's core is a liquid alloy of iron, uranium, and tungsten suspended in an electromagnetic field powered by element zero. The molten metal, accelerated to a significant fraction of the speed of light, solidifies into a projectile as it is fired, hitting targets with enough force to pierce any known shield or armor. The gun can fire reliably every five seconds."
Reverse-engineered Reaper frigate guns can one-shot Citadel dreadnoughts.
>"Precise targeting computers and correctors also give the Reaper weapons a longer effective range than organics' dreadnoughts or cruisers."
The Reapers also possess such a drastic range and maneuverability advantage that engaging them at point blank is pretty much the only viable option.
But yes, totally equal.
>>150875000
b-but muh human ingenuity and spirit and being special
>>150871427
>>150876981
>>150876981
>>150876981
I hope we will get to see cool planets like that in MEA.
>>150878413
as if
>>150852002
>It will be. Regardless of the quality for many people it will be an instant buy.
I'm not so sure, the third game got a quite negative reception and it isn't a part of the trilogy. I think it will sell because it doesn't face much in the way of direct competition but a success? Nah.
>>150878878
Maybe by some mistake a talented guy with a love for actual science fiction might have sneaked in on the team? Kinda like another Chris L'etoile but in charge of level design or something?
>>150879549
>Kinda like another Chris L'etoile but in charge of level design or something?
That would be the dream.
>>150878893
You underestimate the power of hype and the press. The press will praise it like they always do with Bioware games (only to dial it back a bit after the first month) causing the hype to be as big as possible. With a title like this that alone will pretty much guarantee that it will be a success. It's just too big a name
>ywn sail through the universe with a qt asari gf
why live
>>150879549
what's happening in that pic? is that a butterfly?
>>150879734
Unfortunately it will likely remain just a dream. In a workplace where guys like guys like Curry Thunder thrive you're not likely to find any talent or creativity.
>>150881286
>guys like guys like
Wat, how did this happen?
People still play this?
>>150881286
take a look at current science-fiction writers, the ones who win the big awards. it's only diversity/minority stories now.
got mildly "conservative" ideas? too bad, your book is now canceled.
http://behindtheblack.com/behind-the-black/points-of-information/harper-collins-bans-a-sci-fi-book-because-it-isnt-sufficiently-liberal/
www.nickcolebooks.com/2016/02/09/banned-by-the-publisher/
he basically wrote about a robot race that watched humans, then when they realized abortion is allowed with humans the robots decided this was unacceptable and attacked the humans.
this was enough for harper collins to cancel the book because it wasn't progressive enough.
he could release it independently and directly via amazon after all though, at least they don't give a fuck at all.
>>150885092
Did science fiction become irrelevant because of braindead "progressives" or did they take over the genre once it became irrelevant?
>>150885763
is science-fiction really irrelevant?
>>150886125
absolutely
>>150885092
>he basically wrote about a robot race that watched humans, then when they realized abortion is allowed with humans the robots decided this was unacceptable and attacked the humans.
This actually is a really good and interesting plot, even if you're pro-abortion (which I am).
The idea that something which we see as perfectly ethical and normal is seen by aliens as one of the biggest sins, could make for a great story. I guess if it was about the death-penalty instead of abortion the story would be applauded by these same people though.
>>150885763
Science-fiction has always been pretty progressive, what these people want is more regressive than anything.
>>150886638
Thinking about it there hasn't really been a good book being released in recent years. the most recent science-fiction stuff I bought that is still ongoing is The Expanse and that is borderline SJW as well, because 90% of the characters are non-white.
But I wouldn't call it irrelevant, it has just a downphase right now because the SJW try to inject their toxic ideology into it.
Doesn't phaze me much though since I prefer classics anyway (just finished "The Demolished Man" by Alfred Bester and started "Against a Dark Background" by Iain M. Banks yesterday)
>>150887135
>The Expanse
I tried to like the tv-show so much but it was so shit. I really can't stand these SyFy shows with their cringeworthy acting and forced multicultural cast. The detective also annoyed the shit out of me. It was just so sad to see him try to play the hardboiled detective (including the silly hat), and instead just come across as a joke in the proces.
Just couldn't take the whole thing seriously
>>150886125
More or less I think it is, I'm not talking about popularity although I'm sure that has dwindled too but about cultural relevance. The dream of a better tomorrow is dead, relegated to the dustbin of history. Maybe it died with the space program, maybe something else caused it but mankind beyond Earth no longer seem plausible to us.
It's funny in a way that many things look far grimmer now than they ever did during the cold war.
>>150887834
Sci-fi movies often do very well nowadays
They're generally awful but they do well
>>150887834
Maybe it's because there currently isn't a really good science fiction show on. The last Enterprise series was very disappointing. Let's see how the new one will do.
Look at Game of Thrones (I'm not saying it's good), but Fantasy books have become really popular again, judging by how much shelf space bookstores provide for it (and it looks like vampire books took a huge dent for it)
>>150887834
>mankind beyond Earth no longer seem plausible to us
It's not that bad. Multiple organisations are actively looking for manned missions to Mars and Moon bases in less than ten years time.
>>150886815
>Science-fiction has always been pretty progressive
Science fiction is by its very nature "progressive", that's why it will never be considered serious literature among other things. The thing is that the tune of "progress" always change, as expected of something not based on eternal truths, the progressives of yesteryear are the ultra conservatives of today. These days progress is defined as the collective cultural and ethnic suicide of white people, who knows where the next step leads.
>>150888629
>Look at Game of Thrones
Now there's a shitfest if there ever was one. I will agree that it's somewhat culturally significant but not as an example of the fantasy genre being alive because it's really the final nail in the coffin.
>>150890324
>it's really the final nail in the coffin
you may have a point there
>>150890324
The books are good though, especially the first three.
The show is just babbys first fantasy, and while certainly not a masterpiece it does get more people interested in the fantasy genre who might end up discovering and liking some better stuff in the end.
Having said that, the fantasy genre suffers from the same sjw-tripe as the sci-fi genre currently. Going so far as the World Fantasy awards dropping the image of Lovecraft from their awards because he was racist..
>>150891137
>Going so far as the World Fantasy awards dropping the image of Lovecraft from their awards because he was racist..
this is so fucking crazy, I still can't wrap my head around it. if you had said that 10 years ago people would have laughed you out of the room
well that discussion has DIED down right lads?
>>150891390
>Going so far as the World Fantasy awards dropping the image of Lovecraft from their awards because he was racist.
Fuck we gonna do next, take Washington off the quarter?
>>150896113
depends, was he a racist and/or misogynist?
Holy shit this guy is annoying
I killed Ashley because she was racist and almost killed Wrex and that shit doesn't fly with my Shep
But this guy keeps bugging me about Cerberus
Would Ashley have done this shit? Constantly questioning me and my alliances? Being surprised that everyone in Cerberus isn't the same or evil?
>>150899897
>because she was racist
you're not welcome here
>>150899623
All white males are, Westy.
>>150901663you can't be racist against non-humans
>>150901452
I'm here to save lives, all lives. If you're not here for the same thing you don't belong on my ship.
>>150902063
that's pretty ostracizing and intolerant of you
>>150902971
I don't disagree
>>150891137
>The books are good though, especially the first three.
They're really not and I wouldn't call them proper fantasy because all they do is to take a dump on the genre. GRRM is not only a hack but he's a completely dysfunctional human being who don't understand how normal healthy human relationships works. There is more rape and adultery in AsoIaF than there is procreation within marriages, he doesn't even seem to be able to conceive of sex within marriage.
The whole series is just a postmodernist pisstake on the genre, with a burgerclappers ignorance of both how real feudal societies were and western culture in general. It's the worst drivel I've read in a long time.
>>150812702
>totally different tone from the game if Shepard feels like a relic from previous generation and all his squadmates have moved on, growing into familiar but now estranged people.
Imagine that feeling when Shepard would come back still young as fuck and find his LI and crew are now elderly and have families of their own. The potential mindfuckery would have been amazing.
>>150899897
>racist
Bullshit. And it's specieist.
>>150903572
They refer to it as racism in game
>>150903910
So what? Just because the devs are dumbfucks doesn't mean you have to be.
>>150904071
You can refer to them as a race
sorry it's not the word you want
>>150903910
>bioware writers are fucking idiots who can't even use proper terminology
it's almost as dumb as dextro species being unable to consume levo-based food
>>150875000
Don't forget that there's not many and possibly less than 100 Dreadnaughts in the galaxy due to the treaty all the species signed limiting their production. So the fight is even less fair when it comes time for the final battle above earth and the navies of each species has been getting shit on for the past few months.
>>150904459
that definition makes it clear that you can't.
blargh
>>150899897
>Ashley racist
Really anon? Use some fucking brain cells. Nations in the ME universe are entirely arrayed along racial lines. Allowing aliens on board the normady is like allowing foreigners on board a US navy prototype warship. Foreigners with questionable backgrounds and no security clearance or even check. There isnt an NCO in the history of NCOs that wouldnt at least question that.
The bear & dog story is pure realpolitik, and she's proven right by both the counsels history w quarians, krogan, ect and the ENTIRE 1st half of ME3. Most of the game is getting the various races to stop taking care of only themselves and work together.
>>150909856
>There isnt an NCO in the history of NCOs that wouldnt at least question that
Every rank that isn't privy to their commanding officers reasons for doing things would have a problem with it. Funny how everyone shits on Ashley for being racist yet they let that bald fuck Pressly or whatever his name is have a pass.
>>150909856
Well put. Every time I read that Ashley is supposedly a racist I wonder if the guy writing this is trying to make a bad attempt at pulling the wool over my eyes or if he's just plain stupid.Or if he's working for the German government.
>>150910452
Presley is the forgettable grandpa republican side character no one listens to but Ashley is a squadmate.
>>150910803
But he still has the same views as Ashley yet gets almost no flack for it.
>>150903572
>Bullshit
>"I'm no fan of black people"
>"Let's kill his black ass"
>"I can't tell the blacks from the animals"
>putting blacks on the level of dogs in a metaphorical "who would I value keeping alive" contest
Would someone who says these things not be considered racist in the real world? inb4 "she's not racist against Tali so she can't be racist against members of different species who are slightly less ideal".
>>150911005
>"Let's kill his black ass"
When did Ashley suggest killing any of the squadmates?
>>150911275
wrex
>>150911314
When was this? Not trying to be a smartass, completely forgot
>>150911421
virmire
Wrex gets upset and she is very eager to kill him
And she does if you don't calm wrex down
>>150911595
>>150911421
AFter you land she tells you that she's ready to kill him and she'll keep an eye on him
While you're arguing with wrex if you don't pass a speech check she comes behind him and kills him giving him no chance to actually attack or defend himself
>>150911275
She says something like "let's blow away his turian ass", referring to Saren. Now there's nothing wrong with just saying "let's kill the bad guy" in a slightly hyperbolic way, but specifically drawing attention to his species instead of saying, like, "let's kill this traitorous sack of shit" or something is pretty telling.
If you just sub "blacks/Jews/Chinese/etc." for "aliens" in a lot of her lines- pretty appropriate since in ME most aliens are basically humans in terms of psychology- she suddenly sounds like she belongs on Stormfront.
>>150911728
She's got some xenophobic tendencies but who doesn't? Through no fault of her own she's been stationed on backwater planets her entire time in the military and has barely any interaction with any of the outside races and all she knows is being fucked over because of Turians and her grandfather. So its natural she wouldn't be very welcoming of people like Garrus when they first meet when she's literally never met a Turian before.
>>150911005
>"I can't tell the blacks from the animals"
This is a common problem though. And I'd imagine it would be even worse with aliens, I mean would you be able to tell the difference if we suddenly came in contact with all kinds of alien species and their alien animals?
>>150912586
Get out /pol/
>>150912565
This doesn't make her not racist
It's just an excuse to explain why she's racist
Many racist people have similar excuses
>>150912840
Ah sorry, forgot that if I'm not immediately welcoming of people even if I have no knowledge of them I'm racist and should be shot on sight.
>>150912565
>She's got some xenophobic tendencies but who doesn't?
A lot of people in ME actually.
Also "some xenophobic tendencies" =/= "other races are equal to animals"
>Through no fault of her own she's been stationed on backwater planets her entire time in the military and has barely any interaction with any of the outside races and all she knows is being fucked over because of Turians and her grandfather. So its natural she wouldn't be very welcoming of people like Garrus when they first meet when she's literally never met a Turian before.
You're explaining why she's racist. That wasn't the question. The question was IF she was racist (or speciesist, but no one else is using that word). Which she is. Very blatantly.
>>150912586
>This is a common problem though
go back to jerking off at /pol/.
>>150911005
>Would someone who says these things not be considered racist in the real world?
Not really. Let's go through your bullshit examples.
>I'm no fan of niggers
This is just an expression of preferences, people are entitled to those. You don't have to suck nigger cock to not be a racist.
>Let's kill his coon ass
I don't see any racism here, just a description of what kind of ass will be toast.
>I can't tell the negroes from the apes
Just stating facts, like how do you know if a pink jellyfish is someone's pet or a person if you're an alliance grunt?
>metaphor
You're dumb as a doornail, humanity was the dog in the metaphor.
>>150912687
>Getting so triggered by having your bellyfeels disagreed with that you can only resort to a "go away!"
Gee, I wonder where you picked up that sort of behaviour.
>>150913440
God go away /pol/.
>>150913318
Look I agree with you that she's not some shining beacon of equality, but I disagree when it comes to labeling her a racist/xenophobe because she dares has opinions that go against the norm of "Asari, Turians and Krogan are completely awesome."
Shit Tali straight up proves Ashley is right not to trust aliens when you encounter the Quarian Admirals in ME3 and they have a prototype ship with primitive stealth abilities based off the Normandy's drive core.
>>150913318
>Which she is.
Only white people can be racist and Ash ain't white. Checkmate.
>>150913750
>Anyone that doesn't agree with me is automatically a reddit user
>>150913906
>God go away /pol/.
Not an argument.
>>150914008
>Anyone that doesn't agree with me is automatically a /pol/ack
>>150914304
>Comes in spouting memes only seen on /pol/
>Expects to be taken seriously
>>150912840
Justifications, not excuses. Lrn2 English.
>>150913906
No she didn't. This meme needs to die.
https://mobile.twitter.com/PatrickWeekes/status/230835430885564417
(inb4 "my interpretation overrides the direct words of a lead ME writer")
It's not even a logical extrapolation given that they didn't seem to have this tech in ME2, and in ME3 everyone has it.
Anyway, there's a very big difference between "not 100% prejudice free" and "literally compares other races to animals". You can't seriously say that someone who says what she says in the real world with blacks/Jews/Chinese etc. subbed for "aliens" wouldn't be considered a racist.
>>150914383
What memes? And funny that you would know what's on /pol/, pretty hypocritical that you're calling me a /pol/tard when you're one. I've never even visited the board.
>>150914631
Aliens are literally animals you retard.
>>150914631
>No she didn't. This meme needs to die.
Because the Turians are going to willingly give the Quarians stealth technology that only they and the Humanity have access to at the time. There is almost nothing that the Quarians could offer that would get them to part with this information.
>>150914457
it's an excuse
Just because you go to school and a group of black kids picks on you doesn't mean you should hate all black kids
>>150913318
>>150912687
>>150913906
>Being this triggered
It's like I'm really on BSN. Do we already have those refugees here?
>>150914631
>with blacks/Jews/Chinese etc. subbed for "aliens" wouldn't be considered a racist.
This doesn't work for obvious reasons, why are you trying to equalise real world ethnicities with fantasy creatures you racist piece of shit? I bet you were one of the Nazi assholes who thought Watto in the Star Wars prequels was Jewish because you only think in racist stereotypes.
>>150914963
Fuck BSN. Just want you to go away as I'm trying to have a conversation with some other anon and your retarded ass comes in trying to fuck shit up.
>>150914948
People learn from experience. Most negro kids are awful, reality is racist and not adapting to that is dumb. Your arguments whatever they are can always be summarised as "Not all stoves are hot so why not put your hand on one?".
So can stop talking about who is and is not racist and discuss the more pressing issue of Jack and Batarian dicks?
>>150915461
You should judge people by how they act and not tie it to their race
You should be able to feel if a stove is hot or tell that it's on before you smack your palm on the burner
Why the hell are you putting your hand on a stove top anyway?
>>150915538
Would she be racist towards those BT dicks? Or is she tolerant of all dicks?
>>150915538
What's the issue here
>>150915739
Racist as I would think that would give the BTs more incentive to pound the racism out of her.
>>150915739
I'm sure she's tolerant of all dicks
With all the gangs she's ran with i'm sure she's had her fair share of vorcha dick
>>150915880
>Jack was only in gangs so they could have a warm hole to fuck on demand and her hard ass act in ME2 is her trying to make it not so obvious that she was nothing more then a cocksleeve
>>150915113
And instead of a normal human being you didn't just ignore it but got full in triggered?
BSN, not even once.
>>150915660
That's what I'm asking.
>>150914963
Expect more of these faggy refugees in the future. As Andromeda draws closer the cancer will grow.
>>150915660
>You should judge people by how they act and not tie it to their race
It's correlated though, why ignore facts? You have no arguments besides empty sentimentalism.
>>150915832
I bet she pretends in order to make them fuck her harder.
What does a BT cock look like anyway?
>>150917663
>It's correlated though, why ignore facts? You have no arguments besides empty sentimentalism.
It has more to do with the environment people grow up in not what color they are
not all salarians, turians, quarians, blacks, whites, etc act the same
http://ladychi1.tumblr.com/image/138249691778
>>150917831
No, it's all about genetics. Nature trumps nurture pretty much all of the time.
>>150917850
That's not a gang of BTs foaming Jack.
>>150916187
I think she picked up the attitude from all those hundreds of alium lovers' dirty talk.
>I will destroy you!
>>150918136
If I could find pics or stories of it happening I'd post them here.
>>150878893
Haven't you looked at what's going on with Nu Male's Scam?
>review embargo until game officially released
>minimal gameplay footage
>almost complete silence about the game from devs in general
>devs only made 2 games before, and both were decent mobile ports
Yet, despite all of this, Sony's managed to hype it up to the point where it's the number one seller on Steam for a couple days now, and it's not even released yet.
ME:A will be published by EA, and they're even better at hyping shit up than Sony. Practically impossible for ME:A to flop.
>>150915538
I don't think BTs would like Jack much.
>>150918748
NMS is a pretty novel game though, MEA is just another cover shooter. It's much easier to hype Molyneux type of games like NMS because even though it might suck people have nothing else to compare it too. Black & White for example didn't deserve all the hype it got but it was a really interesting game even if you didn't like it. MEA is just formula.
>>150919559
Don't like as in wanting to hatefuck her until she goes insane (more insane I guess) or don't like as in not wanting to touch her with a ten feet pole (BT cock)?
>>150920948
The latter.
dead
http://orig13.deviantart.net/b58b/f/2015/051/8/9/asari_patreon_celebration__by_masscomics-d8ivj10.jpg
Dragon Age > Mass Effect
>>150910886
because he doesn't have any screentime plus they rewrote him in part 2. you find that diary at the normandy crash site which sounds like it was directly lifted from a steven spielberg movie.
>>150911005
>Bullshit
>"I'm no fan of white people"
>"Let's kill his white ass"
>"I can't tell the whites from the animals"
>putting whites on the level of dogs in a metaphorical "who would I value keeping alive" contest
would non-whites saying this be considered racist? somehow they wouldn't.
>>150931215
>>"I can't tell the whites from the animals"
Why do people get so upset about this statement?
She's obviously just referring to the strangeness of the hanar, keepers, and elcor. If you saw those from a distance and didn't know what they were you could easily mistake them for wild-life.
>>>putting whites on the level of dogs in a metaphorical "who would I value keeping alive" contest
Oh my god, like 9 fucking years and I'm STILL having to explain this simple fucking metaphor to people.
METAPHOR
METAPHOR
DO YOU KNOW WHAT A METAPHOR IS???
All she is talking about is that a nation needs to put its own interests before the needs of other nations, even ally nations. In Mass Effect, humanity is not just a race; it's a country. All the other races are countries too.
A country which does not put its own interests first is going to be taken advantage of by others.
She is not in any way equating aliens with dogs; she is merely using a dog and owner metaphor to explain why human needs need to come first to humans.
To misunderstand Ashley's metaphor you are either a leftist and/or a moron.
>VastClumsyAustrianpinscher
>>150937778
bretty succulente
>>150931823
>She is not in any way equating aliens with dogs; she is merely using a dog and owner metaphor to explain why human needs need to come first to humans.
I was going to write a post about that, but you did it first, so good job.
>>150899623
He owned slaves, apparently.
>>150899897
>Would Ashley have done this shit? Constantly questioning me and my alliances? Being surprised that everyone in Cerberus isn't the same or evil?
Pretty much, yes. Her character took quite a hit when they changed writer, since Chris L'Etoile left after ME2.
>>150914631
>https://mobile.twitter.com/PatrickWeekes/status/230835430885564417
God, I wish she did, though. It would mean some much needed depth to Tali's character.
The sort of classical 'Do I keep my loyalty to my country, or my friends'-thing.
Also, because it doesn't really make any sense for the quarians to develope that kind thing, when they're already scraping by as it is.
>>150941429
If he had been made the lead writer the series would have been amazing. What he wrote on Legion before he left was really good even though the producers tried to make Legion dumb with the whole Shepard's armour business.
>>150943476
A real stand-up guy.
>>150943476
What's a snowquester?
>>150944770
You're getting the collages from Twitter, I think, but for what purpose? Is someone sending them to Bioware?
>>150945027
I doubt it would make a difference.
>>150944857
Was the name for a predicted snowstorm in 2013. Seems he didn't like the name though, because white people.
>>150945261
Wow, I just checked Urban Dictionary, that's literally it. That's all it is.
But it can't be, it doesn't make any fucking sense.
>>150944770
But only black people are allowed to say the n-word, how racist of him
I am looking forward to discovering Mass Effect Andromeda with you all
>>150944770
>gameplay designer
Thank god, I thought he was a writer
>>150948541
Thankfully, no. Still, just imagine working for that guy.
>>150948256
I will enjoy laughing at this upcoming burning trainwreck of a game with you guys too.
>>150951758
>aliens known for their beauty cannot be pretty anymore
>>150950017
same here
A waifu doing vids with Latex Lucy? Doing so well she starts her own stuff?
I've done some Internet archeology and dug up some writings of Chris L'Etoile and the more I read of his thoughts the more I like the guy. The latest thing I sort of unearthed was a drunk blogpost he made on the release of ME2 about religion in science fiction and he was just so absolutely based. What is this guy working on these days? How come he's not more well known?
>>150952358
Waifu being an descendant of LL and having an inherited fetish for latex and rubber?
>>150952746
>What is this guy working on these days?
I have no idea.
>How come he's not more well known?
I don't know. To be honest, I never knew of him until Mass Effect.
He feels like someone who genuinely likes sci-fi, and all of the different things that come with it ('AIs' like the geth not having emotions, for example, even if the higher-ups fucked Legion), instead of just making a third-person shooter with horrendous power fantasies.
>>150952956
Oooh yes.
Discovering her 'secret' box of goodies? Her feigning surprise and proceeding to get completely kit'd up?
>>150953298
This is why I still come to this general.
>>150953298
I feel sick now
>>150953298
Is this OC?
>>150953298
Change quarian to human, and we've got something good.
>>150953298
whyboner.jpg
>>150953647
>Not catching your waifu in the act
>fun story gets deleted
ah well, there's still the archive.
>>150955436
Need more fembois in Mass Effect.
>>150954715
How? Coming home early?
>http://41.media.tumblr.com/2a119f65eddc9003bbd8d5bb6ec8afa6/tumblr_nxholrASaJ1ts28vno1_1280.jpg
>>150955730
Yes!
>>150955730
Already have Kaidan and FShep, can't you faggots be happy
>>150957653
what?
>>150953298
>>150957306
Pretending to leave on an errand perhaps and timing your return just as she's done with her self bondage?
>>150957825
Kaidan is a femboi and its all but confirmed FShep has a dick
>>150954715
>>150957306
someone got that pic where miranda surprises shepard fucking oriana
Why was the lewd post deleted?
>>150958834
Too l*wd, obviously. Maybe the mods don't like cute femboys.
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1945339#search=Mass_Effect
>>150959049
So you're saying the mods are fags?
Anyone know if there are more images by the same artist that follow this one.
>>150779121
Is it just me or are those uniforms horribly overdesigned?
>>150961962
They are, but they aren't meant for every day use. Usually formal functions like awards ceremonies, funerals, honor guard stuff and other things like that.
sick perverts! How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a quarian's suit and licking his tiny body all over, nibbling his neck and kissing his adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about his cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with his saliva, pumping in and out of his mouth until it erupts, the cum more than his little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down his chin over his flat chest, his tiny hands scooping it all up and watching his suck it off his fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading his smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to his pure, tight, virginal anus and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes his lips which are slippery with cum, while his small body shudders from having his cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over his, listening to his quickening breath, his girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, his sweet pants warm and moist on your face and his flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over his tiny body while you violate his, feeling his nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick his chest, his neck and his armpits, savoring the scent of his skin and sweat while he trembles from the stimulation and as he reaches his climax,hearing his cry out softly as he has his first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside him, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through his freshly-deflowered boypussy for the first time, filling his ass only to spill out of his with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop his flushed body, he murmurs breathlessly,"You came so much inside of me", then his fingers dig into your back as he feels your cock hardening inside again.
>>150962083
No I get that it's just they look like the designer got carried away and added on a load of stuff that feels unnecessary. I think if you trim some of the fat off they would look really good
>>150963330
>him/his
GET IT THE FUCK RIGHT
>>150955730
I'm pretty sure they aren't progressive so I doubt we will see any. Expect Krem 2.0. Maybe the uggo Asari pretends to be a man?
>>150951836
I'm pretty sure their modellers are just incompetent due to hiring people because they have vaginas or brown skin rather than because of talent, it's not an intentional decision. The eyebrows also points to their incompetence.
Just got the trilogy. Are there any fun/effective builds and setups? Is it better to play a "sniper" kind of role, dealing damage from safe distances, since entire game is cover-based and slow-paced? Also, is there any way to have decent combat skills and develop enough "speech" to get through most of the awkward dialogue-based choices with best possible outcomes? Or am I overthinking everything?
>>150965423
Vanguard or gtfo.
>>150961401
Found it.
>http://cjrus.deviantart.com/gallery/
>>150965650
Which is that?
>>150965676
To bad that is the only image of that.
>>150965880
Mix of an adept and soldier. They get biotic charges in ME2 and paired with a heavy hitting hitting shotgun they are really dam fun.
>>150965423
Only the first game let's you properly snipe enemies from a distance, I'd go with a class more suited for close encounters. As for the speech skill just spend all your points on one of them, it won't be that expensive.
>>150966145
ME3 Infiltrator with a shotgun is op as fuck
Live dang you.
>>150968367
Needs more sluts
Waifu abuse?
>>150968367
maybe later
>>150968548
Latex sluts?
>>150969359
This is cruel, I do not approve and disavow.
>>150969359
Absolutely not!
>>150969359
some of it isn't on the list though
Staying alive and afloat.
>>150974110
More like undead and sinking.
>>150974661
Would you slap her tits?
>>150976037
>Not slapping her arse
Come on, anon.
>>150976037
I'm sure that would only result in her tits deflating like balloons, spurting thick noxious clouds of decades of smoke and weird new-age shit.
>>150974912
GODDAMNIT!
>>150976379
Sounds cool, like a hippy piñata!
>>150976142
>he doesn't slap his waifu's tits
I bet your don't even choke her, either.
>>150976379
Are they fake?
Post your best Joker/EDIFUCK YOU IT WAS CUTE
>>150976527
She's pretty weird. Saw a painting she made today of a woman looking like her in a dress in front a birch tree.
The birch had really thick branches, one branch had a very birchy manly face with a unicorn horn sticking out. The unicorn had was covered in arts and crafts glitter.
She's the kind of woman that thinks she's cool and profound. but she's actually pretty silly.
>>150976634
I don't think so.
>>150976898
Absolutely not.
>>150976953
>She's the kind of woman that thinks she's cool and profound. but she's actually pretty silly.
That's the best kind of woman, anon. Is she like super heavily perfumed and stuff too?
>>150977569
Yep. Wears leopard pattern scarves and hats, along with very very bright lipstick.I believe she's single too.
>>150977765
She sounds awesome. So why do you think she's a shitty person? I'd go out with her.
I lost my ME1 and ME2 saves, and I don't want to start over from 1. I only want to play 3, and I don't want to use someone else's character. Should I just start a new character in 3, or should I go outside and make mud pies.
>>150972767
Where's that list from? It's ridiculous.
>>150978673
Use the save editor to recreate your decisions like any intelligent person would.
>>150974912
what sorcery is this?
>>150978790
Australian something about domestic abuse. Clearly, men are never victims.
>>150976379
... When they explode does sandalwood incense and gluten free exotic candy pop out?
>>150978818
You know, women that act like that, just haven't had a good dicking in a while.
It's true, too. People mock Shepard's healing dick, but all women behave a little bit better after a good dicking. Fucking hormones, man.
>>150980278
>tfw will never tell bitchy self absorbed waifu into an affectionate cockwhore.
>>150978818
>she got a bush if that's what you're into.
Woha, she's just my type.
>Because she's mean and think she's right.
Those kind of people are easy to deal with, you just need to manipulate them a little. She also sounds like she needs a person to be her anchor, a serious and solid person to reign in her whimsical and silly attitude. You should support her, anon, be her rock.
>>150980278
Yeah, she sounds like she needs a dicking pretty badly.
>>150978790
it's especially ridiculous because if you tag 1 thing you have to tag 5 more or something, which adds up to 6 abuses and so whoever made that list can say "HERE! LOOK! 6 (SIX!) ABUSES! LOOK HOW WOMEN HAVE TO SUFFER!"
>>150980278
>>150980605
>people talking Ed into fuggin' his aunt
This is the best place.
>pic
CUTE
>>150980605No thanks.
>>150980278
Doesn't semen contain progesterone and a few other things that make mood better? That would require bareback though.
>>150979963
>Which save editor do I use if I want to import a ME1 character into ME2?
I'm not sure I understand the question. If you want your ME1 character in ME2 then use the import thingy that came with the game?
>>150980798
The rectum absorbs stuff the quickest. Just saying.
>>150981025
>Waifu feeling sad.
>wakes you up, you're the big spoon and she scoots up agaiants you.
>Pushes her ass up against you, panties pulled down slightly.They might be pink and frilly
>She reaches behind her back, and grabs your dick, lubing it up with spit from her other hand.
>Parts her cheeks and you thrust into her ass, sliding inside. She's been fingering herself before you awoke.
>Both are half asleep.
>Her ass brings you to a slow and lazy climax. You play with her tits a little afterwards.
>After you're done she hikes her panties back up and gives you a kiss before going up to make breakfast.
>She sways her hips and hums a pleasant tune all the way to the kitchen.
>>150980792
Run from their terrible advice. You don't need her to get pregnant with your perimenopause baby and it end up with an extra eyelid somewhere.
>>150981449>They might be pink and frilly
>>150980792
It's your loss but you shouldn't be so mean to your horny hot aunt. Please give her a nice long hug from me and tell her she's great.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4l6418/blizzard_is_taking_down_overwatch_porn_and/
wew
>nice but how is that mass effect related?
he claims people will go back to doing asari porn now instead.
>>150982826
Why would Blizzard be against the porn? It's literally the only reason I even know about the game.
>>150982826
>submitted 2 months ago
>>150983907
made her face even more square
>>150984550
Yeah but I kinda like it.
>ywn be ed's little spoon
>>150984718
just in my sleep already
>>150984550
It's hip to be square
>>150984718
>ywn be ed's aunt's big spoon
>>150985172
>no outlined reflection of her engorged mating tube in the glass behind her
>>150969975
Worth a try.
>>150987254>http://www.pornhub
>.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57336f73eda6e
Latex-clad waifus wrestling?
>http://imgur.com/a/WVsrT/all
I know it's boxing, but wrestling would be hotter. Also, they should've had high heels, instead.
I can't believe Dragon Age general is fucking dead
>>150988880
Then make a new one and leave us alone.
>>150988880
>>150989156
Y-you were the ones running to us and posting Blueberry shit!
>>150989232
>implying I ever posted in that shit general
>>150989386
/dag/nas never made posts about Quarian sweat
>>150989232
"we" did no such thing. and since you claim to be /bwg/ as well you'll have to suffer through that.
>>150988880
good, it was nothing but actual faggots
>>150989470
Discussing the bodily functions of alien species is far more respectable than playing or discussing degenerate tumblr games.
>>150989921
Mass Effect is a tumblr game.
They made Kaidan gay and you got Felicia day too.
>tfw his feet literally hurt
warning, it's graphic.
https://twitter.com/manveerheir/status/762350940028538880/photo/1
>those claws
when was the last time he cut his nails?
>>150991930
I don't think street shitters cut their nails.
>>150991930
WG, for God's sake, stop browsing his Twitter.
>>150992501
needed something to bump the thread
>>150990182
Felicia Day in Mass Effect?
>>150993534
She's the correspondent in 3
>>150993607
nah its some other slut
>>150991930
Holy shit, he has to snort coke out of his big toe nail.
>>150994752
maybe they do game cock style fights for the best places to squat in the designated shitting streets
>>150995862
>implying there's much choice
>>150993607
That was Chobots or whatever the PSP lickin slut's name is.
>>150991930
i can't see where his foot ends and the rest of his fat fucking leg begins christ manveer get it together paco
>>150998035
it's swollen because he injured it
>>150794853
srsly no one told him normandy is a fucking frigate?
>ME2 Tali has a drone named Chiktikka
>ME3 same drone is now named Chatika
Am I the only one that was seriously triggered by this?
good night meg
>>151001087
G'night
>>151002914
Morning.
>>151007321
Morning meg
>>150999583
Chatika is by far a better name.
Is there any way to enter codes in me2? I got the upgraded version on steam.
I WANT A TURIAN GF NOW!
appearing dead
>>151018590
>2 hours
it still doesn't look better.
>>150999583
Chatika is Chiktikka's evolved form, hence why it's a different color, has stronger shields, and can now shoot rockets.
>>151019952
>tfw trading combat drones with another drone trainer
>>150991930
Jesus christ. Those are some nasty feet. And his big toe is tucked inward, as though he has made a habit of wearing high heels.
>>151022691
>And his big toe is tucked inward, as though he has made a habit of wearing high heels.
that is a most worrying thought
>>151018590
Maybe it's about time that this general died for good.
>>151024562
get fucked
>>151024562
I don't think it's you who should decide that
twitter suggests to follow Manveer Heir now. I've been surfing his twitter entirely too often.
>>151026231
I haven't, it seems to have run its course on its own. Nothing left to discuss here really.
>>151027890
try reddit
>>151027890
nothing stops you from leaving then.
>>151027890
>if I don't enjoy it here any more then no one should
that's how this sounds
>>151027890
Mate, we haven't even properly discussed asari/human docking rituals. There's still a lot left to discuss!
>>151029303
is it most enjoyable when they stand opposite of each other or should they do it in the missionary position? can the asari do the fucking or should the human do it?
what if the asari's urethra is so tight that the human dick barely fits in? what if the asari cums and the cum can't get out and around the human dick? will it just pressure into the human dick or will the mating tube explode? or do asari have a biological safety mechanism against it? will the tube develop a knot if that happens? is the just temporary or permanently?
>>151029291
Enjoy what? There's barely any activity at all.
>>151037196
No, that's disgusting
>>151037196
What if my waifu is a krogan warrior, with a healthy set of four tits under her space burka. Full of thick weirdly sweet milk?
>>151034007
>botched the face
>forgot the heels
Dropped
>>151038237
HeT
>>151040193
What if she's aquarian?
>>151040263
Still HeT
>>151042915
finally took the mask off
where can I pick up a waifu?
>>151046236
Right here:www.realdoll.com
>>151038115
Are you going to let your waifu down, anon? She's been hard at work to give you the thickest and most intoxicating krogan seed there is. You're not one of those abusive types are you?
>>151038237
I thought krogan were some sort of reptile? Do they even have big milky udders?
>>151048173
Sure they do, huge bulbs of flesh. They look like tits and even excrete some small amount of nutrients. But that where the similarities end, because krogan young grow strong on a diet of meat, not milk. The breastmeat of a krogan is fatty and spongy, easily digested and suffused with nutrients.
The meat grows back quickly, and four tits are enough to supply a few young krogans during their first months. Normally a krogan broodmother rotates which breast is eaten, and which is left to allow to regenerate. Takes about a week.
>>151048526
I did not want to know this
>>151048526
She must feed her tits to her favorites, seeing as krogan have such large clutches of offspring
>>150952746
Got any links? The only things related to Chris L'Etoile I can find are about the changes that happened to EDI and the Geth.
>>151052151
Exactly. The weaker kroglings get eaten by the others, predators, or the mother if they become too weak to be worth feeding.
Need fics of slutty waifus.
is /meg/ religious?
>>151056560
We probably have somebody who believes in 'something'. I don't.
>>151055356
there was once a slutty waifu which fucked everyone with a big dick in search of finding her perfect husbando (but she wasn't averse to some lesbian action either).
then she met her dream man, who posted requests of fics of slutty waifus on an anonymous uzbek whale hunting forum and they lived happily ever after.
the end
>>151056560
I only believe in the holy trinity. Ass, titties, and hips. All encased in divine black leather.
I wish we got a spacegame that feels like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_6LqdnCc9w
Something confined to an old colony, something worn and loved and full of people.
>>151056879
>which
>not who
>but she wasn't averse to some lesbian action either
Absolutely dropped.
>>151057035
Good man. What size on the tits?
>>151057432
28 HH
>>151057650
Those are some big guns.
>>151057432
Depends, B to C cups are my favorite, so somewhere around there.
>>151055356
Which waifu would you like to read about and what is the fic about?
>>151057946
What about leather-encasedDFC?
>>151058064
I'd be okay with that.
>>151058058
Liara, Miranda or Ashley. Getting thrown alien dick.
>>151058457Quarian dick. Aggressive sub slut waifus going wild in a bar full of pilgrims
>>151058724
>waifu indirectly killing a whole group of pilgrims
Quite the black widow.Also dressed in skintight clothing.
>>151058903
Not just any kind of clothing. A thick sprayed onfluid solublecoat of rubber and paint.
>>151056560
I am, why do you ask?
>>151057264
"which" is usable, don't be a Grammer Nazi
>>151058997
Does it allow her to sweat, or does it also get disolved as her body temperature goes up, and she gets all hot and bothered?
>>151061185
At first, yes. But soon the pores of the paint melt together, and sweat accumulates underneath. Her fluids start eating away at the paint, and it starts dissolving, running down her body and sloughing off to reveal her glistening nude body.
>>151056560
You already know
Some like to talk shit about Cerberus, but the Alliance is a bunch of Mary Sues as well. I don't mean in that they are always winning and in the right, but it is portrayed as an organization that can do no wrong and in typical Ameripig fashion, worships the military man like Hackett and Anderson who are holy warriors and have no flaws whatsoever while shitting on slimy politicians like Udina who cannot do everything right.
It is straight up COD levels of military worship, except that COD actually bothers to pay lip service to real life military and masculinity. Mass Effect tries to do this Amerifat military worship thing with a bunch of trannies, gays and liberal minded soldiers. It is jarring.
>>151052301
A lot of his writings are lost forever, he deleted his Mass Effect wiki account for example. GamerDNA, where many of his posts were hosted is gone. Here are a couple of things I've dug up so far (sorry if it's messy).
http://pastebin.com/Rz61xJFE
He was also active on a forum that I haven't gone through yet.
>>151062930
Cheers
I'm going through his posts in the ME3 spoiler thread on f13.net, doesn't give much we don't already know, but it's still nice.
>>151062930
>That last thing on religion
One of the things that really stuck to me about Mass Effect, even in 3, was how religion, real and fictional, was played in a positive light. I even had the choice in ME1 to make my Shepard canonically Christian. I don't think I've ever seen that before, or since, in any video game. Except maybe Wolfenstein.
Jesus, she's thick.
>http://66.media.tumblr.com/7d5d61f4c50fa59661460f3149f89278/tumblr_obcx3r9HSt1sjg4iso1_1280.jpg
>>151064095
>futa AND NTR
Degenerate
>>151064437
>not being stolen from your waifu by huge asari dicks
>>151064095
Would be hotter if it was Miranda.
>>151064760
I don't really have a preference between the two if they're futa.
>>151063750
Yeah, and it's even rarer in science fiction. I really liked how he wasn't a fedora about it but had a mature and nuanced view. Something pretty much unheard of in the entertainment industry as a whole.
>>151064095
beautiful. truly a modern masterwork
>>151064095
>>151064760
>>151065484
i hope you get aids and give it to someone you love
>>151066304
That's not very nice, anon.
>>151066304
go to sleep autist
>>151067496
>someone who isnt a faggot
>must be the autist!
sorry to burst your bubble but only 1% of the population is gay
>>151064437
>Not liking NTR
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Sparrow/444823/Tali-Sucks
Which ME character has the most appealing voice?
>inb4 Keit David
>>151072538
I always like Courtenay Taylor's voice. Ever since Damsel, Juhani, Scarlet Lake etc.
>>151068131
>not liking futa
looks like you belong to the 1% you fucking fag
>>151072538
I really like that picture. She looks so invitingly cute.
I wonder if there's a zipper in the crotch of the suit, and some transparent stretchy mebrane underneath.
>>151072538
yvonne strahowski
>>151074535
i'm a guy you retard. the cum you gargle day in and out is really starting to rot your brain
>>151075658
>i'm a guy you retard.
yeah. you are a fag.
>SJU thread on /hr/ turns into cancerous /pol/ """discussion"""
Visual autism.
>>151075750
>not liking penis makes you homosexual
jesus christ i was right you are actually clinically retarded
get help
>>151077143
get a load of this fag. are you gay or something? fucking fag-o-sexuals in this general
http://imgur.com/a/2DZ50
>>151078259
it's HIGHLY doubtful aliens are with same reproductive organs as us
>>151079274
It's a shame people are not creative enough to come up with alien cunts.
>>151078259
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Sparrow/444823/Tali-Sucks
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Sparrow/444824/Tali-Sucks-X
or direct links
http://pictures.hentai-foundry.com/s/Sparrow/444823/Sparrow-444823-Tali_Sucks.jpg
http://pictures.hentai-foundry.com/s/Sparrow/444824/Sparrow-444824-Tali_Sucks_X.jpg
>>151081097
Why is Tali such a whore?
>>151081097
forgot the accompanying story:
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/Sparrow/17432/Quarian-Diet
>>151081174
it's the way femquar minds work
>>151081174
>tfw all of the fics on HF aren't about literally anyone else but Tali
>>151084784
I thought they were supposed to be cuddly, not promiscuous.
>>151085810
they like to cuddle dicks
>>151085810
All waifus are slutty.
>>151067217
i bet she gives the best handjobs before snu snu
>>151087278
well hey, that one's actually funny
>>151087278
Would.
>>151087278
god empress
So now that Denuvo is cracked again, who's gonna pirate Andromeda instead of buying it?
>tfw you spent countless hours modding ME3 and it doesnt crash
>>151089981
im scared of viruses so i pay
>>151090073
>tfw you realize it still doesn't make a good game
>>151090190
you dont have antivirus? how retarded are you?
>>151091827
I like ME3, if you cant enjoy it its your problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdsIufjJUcI
was she happy? in the end?
>>151093171
Her husbando died, of course she wasn't happy you idiot.
>>151093501
i never wanted to die.
>>151093501
>SheplooxLiara - Sheploo dies alone, Liara is finally free
>FemshepxLiara - Liara rescues Femshep no matter what so they can spent the rest of their lifes together
Topkek, Sheploo fags cant do anything right
>>151093946
then don't
>>151094326
stop making me feel depressed
i did everything i could. he even breathed at the end of destroy.
>>151094361
i suppose he did live. ill just never see the little blue babies ;_;
>>151094326
>literally not mass effect but doctor who
>still has to headcanon to get his deranged world view in order again
go to sleep, autist. where have you been these last days anyway? banned again?
So is Andromeda gonna be good?
>>151095225
im getting it just so i can go back
>>151095225
no
>>151095706
i want to date a nigress
>>151097218
gross
>>151097853
>151097853
im very lonely
>>151078259
Why is she neon pink?
>>151095371
This. I miss having space friends.
>>151098584they're not real
>>151098584
>>151099319
but they feel real. and thats all that matters to me.
the happiness i feel when hanging out with joker or liara.
when talking to them. i dont feel so alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7BuQFUhsRM
>>151099872
not going to fix your problem by pretending
>>151100041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWaodAu6uLM
>>151099750
finally a chance to post this
>>151100204
>>151100204the force isnt real either
>>151100176
>Swedish subtitles
Lel.
>>151100554
>>151099872
Boy, this is autistic.
>>151100204
>>151100902
i am. i know its loenly for male to be in love with a fictional charater
>>151101153
i want to be their friends
>>151101359
>mfw i go to the gym everyday so i can impress her when i die
>>151101335
Why are you posting?
You're depressing all the non-autists. Although for some reason Bioware games are autist magnets, so I'm not sure there're all my in this thread except me.
>>151102150
because this is the only place i can say it
>>151102150
>You're depressing all the non-autists.
speak for yourself, I'm having a good time reading about other people's misery
>>151094638
nah, had lots of shit to do, hope I find some time to shitpost soon
>>151094586
install JAM if you need a happy ending, I enjoy it alot more than the vanilla one
>>151093171
>>151093946
>>151094586
>>151099750
>>151099872
>>151100176
>>151100204
>>151100397
>>151100629
>>151101153
>>151101335
>>151101680
>>151102318
holy shit get your shit together ffs
this isnt your personal feels thread, go post on /r9k/
>>151102479
thank u frend
>>151103159
but you are the only ones who understand :_:
>>151103159
>holy shit get your shit together ffs
>this isnt your personal autism thread, go post on /r9k/
>more Euderion bullshit
when will it end?
>>151103624
>>151108363
>no sound
>627x460
who cares
>>151108363
im very lonely
>>151099872
You wanna talk about autism?Tali was the closest I've felt to a female in over a year
>>151111265
i think tali is a great character
>>151103624
yes, thats why I tell you to get it together. Mass Effect waifus wont bring happiness in the long run, more likely that you will play the games so much you start to hate them and then all you have left is misery.
>>151112091
i work out everyday. i just have the mind of a child and am afraid of women
>>151112237
I didnt ask if you work out or what relationship you have with women, but you are clearly obsessed to an autistic degree.
Going to bed. Good night!
>>151112543
display of manliness
>>151112503
i know.
>>151112237
that's cute
>>151115987
help me
>>151111854
she makes a great splat when she kills herself
>>151116245
i always get geth/quarian peace
>>151116589
ok :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc
>>151133419
Doubly so.
And good morning.
>>150750781
Space war now
>>151134710
morning to you OCD.
http://heatst.com/culture-wars/mass-effect-designer-manveer-heir-hates-white-people-and-wants-the-world-to-know/
>>151141776
wonder what happened to him
>>151086383
>tfw will never wake up to qt waifu playing with cock'n'balls.
>>151143550
He's just being a racist piece of shit because he knows he can get away with it. I mean he has publicly talked about wanting to murder whites but he's still employed at Bioware.
>>151144345
it's probably why he got hired in the first place
>>151144459
Indeed, knowing modern Bioware hating whites and especially men must be a prerequisite for being hired. I wonder if the modellers also have to be good at making grotesque models and nothing else to be considered, there are a ton of good artists out there and yet Bioware never hired any great ones.
>>151141776
How is this guy not fired yet?
>>151148338
Those feet are ridiculous.
>>151062930
this is sort of neat, anyone got his forum posts collected?
>>151141776
well, thanks for that delicious cup of rage I guess. I cant even fathom that people actually spent time writing about this sorry excuse for a "human".
http://orig15.deviantart.net/e55f/f/2016/222/d/f/joining_the_swarm_by_nabs001-dadc1p9.png
playing ME3 with sheploo, is kaidan trying to make advances on me?
>>151155023
Yes, shouldn't have saved his faggot ass in ME1.
>there are "people" ITT who didn't fill kaidan's hungry boyhole
>>151141776
hope they'll fire him
>>151154673
>>151156220
/dag/ please leave
>>151156869
why? i like it here :3
>>151156437
They won't. Jesus Christ, he's been doing this for years and still isn't fired. They don't care. Being racist towards white people is allowed nowadays and in Bioware apparently even encouraged. He won't be fired.
>>151152552
Why do their clothes melt off if it's just their bodies that are stung?
>>151141776
And he'll continue working at Bioware regardless of the article.
They. Do not. Care.
I get really anxious with trying to find a place to live to study. I wonder if in ME, because of flash fabricator tech you can just buy a plot of land. Rent a big fabricator rig and a few tonnes of materials and just print out a little house in a day or two.
Keyboard vs Controller.
Easy fight?
>>151158259
Most of the time, I would say so. Remove auto-aim for controllers, and even the "pros" suck.
>>151159674
>ground vehicle
>on fucking omega
>>151159674
>>151160308
>Look, there's that guy I was talking about.
>Always posing with his bike.
>He just drives around the landing pads.
>I hear it runs on fossil fuels. It's so loud.
>He can't go anywhere with it.
>I hear he takes it with him in the elevator, and on the flybus.
>>151159674
>>151160308
>sunglasses on Omega, a station with perpetual 'night'
I wish we saw more rocket stuff in Mass Effect. Emergency manoeuvers with quick bursts of RCS, for example.
>>151157142
it just hasn't been properly documented and shown to higher-ups yet
would default femshep be good at succ
>>151167927
As good as any other swamp mutant.
>>151167927
>succ
succubus?
>>151169104
Succubi are usually designed as attractive, though.
>>151157142
>I-it's the LEFTS fault I'm a close-minded moron! It's just so darn hard to accept other people who aren't exactly like me!
Fucking come on, if you're going to hold such ignorant views at least own up to them.
>>151167927
Femshep a 10/10 succubus can confirm
>>151170164
>anon says x
>you say something completely different and put words into anon's mouth
>>151170164
So you're saying people should be accepting of racists? Isn't that a bit contradictory?
>>151171285
Maybe he's alluding to the freedom of speech. That doesn't pertain to the problem of him representing Bioware, though, even if it's a private account.
He's not only a gamplay designer, he's LEAD gameplay designer, so he's pretty far up, too.
>>151172894
He said that the other anon was being "close-minded" because he didn't like racism and defended leftism out of nowhere. It's like someone took a commie and a nazi and put them in a blender.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSKLoS4BRpQ
It's a remote controlled sex toy. I wonder if quarians have something similar.
>>151172894
he's actively posting from work and during working hours with a named account. if you post from work openly you represent the corporation.
>>151175697
Yeah, that's what I mean, he DOES represent the company he works for, and if he spews shit like that, that makes the company look bad.
>>151156220
>mfw going in through the waifu's back door.
>>151175548
>hyper advanced real sensation synth vaginas and cocks in quarian suits.
>lovers connect their suits together, older ones use cables, new ones use wireless.
>lonely malequar hands a synced synthcock to a girl, who proceeds to touch it. She sees him hump the air and feels the synthflesh throb and move.
>She drops it, it falls through a grate and into the sewers.
>Rats nibble at it.
>Malequar fills his codpiece with semen.
>>151141776
>By Ian Miles Cheong
Cheong used to be really down with the sjw crowd for a time. He did a full 180 about a year or so ago. Good for him.
>>151176160
not going to buy anything from a company that employs racists like him
If ME:A is gonna focus on a younger cast, maybe we'll get some younger celebrities this time around. Maybe AWG will finally get his wish to waifu Ariana Grande in a video game.
>>151178458
>his wish to waifu Ariana Grande
Didn't knew I waifu'd her.
>>151178806
*know
And coffee is suppose to make you MORE alert.
>>151178806
You were posting pics of her for a while, AWG. I don't remember how long ago it was.
>>151178086
He's a notorious flip-flopper, before being an SJW he was politically incorrect as can be, being an outspoken neo-nazi. I guess he jumped on the SJW train because it's as close to fascism you can get these days but they were too racist and sexist for him so he jumped ship. Asians are pretty low down on the food chain in SJW movements and they all hate men.
>>151179261
She's cute, but I would call her a waifu.
Also, Mass Effect 1-3 already had plenty of young people. Ashley, Tali, Jack, I'm pretty sure Garrus is younger than Shepard, Grunt, maybe Kasumi, Jacob, Joker and Kai Leng are all three younger than Shepard.
>>151180148
*wouldn't
FUCK
>>151180148
We're talking bordering on teenagers, now. Or so it would seem with femRyder and nu-asari.
So, from /meg/'s perspective is the shutdown of bsn a good thing?
>>151180746
Not really, they don't seem to be any younger than Shepard or Liara, or at least not substanially so.
>>151178806
>>151180148
you by default waifu every waifu unless explicitely stated otherwise
>>151181571
I'd normally be happy but the hidden reason behind it (not giving critical voices a place to express their opinion) isn't good.
Who is waifu, MEG? Who is encased in purple latex?
What colour of latex wud you're waifu wear?
>>151181571
I don't really get why, and I'm not buy the 'instant-communication with fans through social media' crap.
>>151181571
I'm not sure, anon. It was a containment zone for some of the most deranged denizens of the interbutts but there plenty of useful stuff over there. Without a centralized platform of discussion things like Curry Thunder being a racist or whatever stuff that is relevant won't be as noticed. If Andromeda looks like ass in the next trailer there won't be anywhere to discuss it officially for example.
>>151181774
Easier to just assume I do, I suppose.
>>151182136
Maybe it's an anonymous waifu? You're not sure if it is yours or not until you are balls deep in her ass and hear her moan?
>>151182136
>I don't really get why, and I'm not buy the 'instant-communication with fans through social media' crap.
If you keep discussions outspread people will have a harder time to notice a consensus. Even all the moderation in the world couldn't stop people from saying how little they liked ME3 on BSN for instance but with no way for people to complain directly it will be easy to dismiss such complaints as a vocal minority in a shitty community. Basically they're bracing for the trainwreck that is MEA.
>>151182201
Not only that, but you can't make in-depth posts on Twitter. Nor is there now a place to ask questions where you KNOW you'll get some sort of answer, without people either just dicking around or aren't talking about things related to it.
It just seems like a generally bad idea.
>>151182136
>>151182596
can you post your retarded smut somewhere else? your fetish is shit and you should feel bad
>>151182847
That's the only thing that makes sense. Community-wise it's a train wreck. People don't have any official place to discuss it, anymore, like the other anon said, so they'll need to create or join groups on Tumblr, Deviant Art, etc., but all those places seem a lot more sensitive than even BSN. Not only in regards to LGBT issues, but also character stuff, using trigger warnings just because someone bashed a certain character.
which one of you made the Curry Thunder thread on /pol/. stop shitting up the board with useless threads.
>>151182884
>Not only that, but you can't make in-depth posts on Twitter.
Yeah, twitter as a medium dumbs down conversations so nothing meaningful can be said. Asking about retconned lore for example would be extremely hard and you wouldn't get a satisfying answer because it's not possible with so few characters.
>>151181572
>they don't seem to be any younger than Shepard or Liara
I think they do. They see more close to Prangley's and Rodriguez' age than Jack. And correct me, if I am wrong, but isn't Jack supposed to be the youngest member of the crew? Tankbred not withstanding.
>>151183459
>no one has posted in it yet
>only you "noticed" that thread
maybe it was who you created it?
>>151183927
yes sure, thats why I complain about it you fucking idiot, I bet it was your sorrry excuse of a thread. topkek
>>151183459
I'm completely innocent but now that you're here, which ME waifu does /pol/ prefer?
>>151184226
Femshep
baking a new bread, hold on
>>151183756
Ashley is 24 to 26 years old and Tali is around 22 to 24 years old, going from the first game to the second. I'm fairly sure she's the same age as Tali.
Jack seems like an odd person to compare to, though, she's not exactly the average woman.
I think female Ryder looked mid-to-late twenties, and the asari didn't look much younger than Liara in the first game. She might seems younger, perhaps, because she's not as socially awkward and has an easier time expressing her emotions.
But, I'd like to see more of the game before I commit to anything.
>>151184706
*seem
>>151184706
>female Ryder looked mid-to-late twenties
More like 16 to me. 14 for the asari.
it's time to go
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