/owg/ - Overwatch General

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hana song

Dva is better than monkey in nearly every way.

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>>150709671
I think monkey shoud be unkillable (by non-stand characters) when ulting.

>>150709712
Yeah, 'cause I'm not a shitter.

Pharah a shit
SHIIIIIT

I'm marrying Reinhardt!

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Placed!

How did I do? What's a good rank to have?

Also, why is everyone so against Widow in comp? It's not like we're top 500. At our skill levels that meta isn't going to matter. Just let me spend time with waifu in peace. Feels like we're Romeo and Juliet, everyone trying to prevent our relationship. No, I'm not going to switch to Soldier 76. Stop harassing me and my waifu and instead focus on the match.

>>150709842
Adjust to the meta, pick a hard carry character and climb out. You're quite below average right now. Aim for rank 60, that's the /owg/ bar for "not on the same level as a braindead idiot", I've found.

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>>150709748
y u do dis

>>150709842
45-55 is average

you are average

>>150709798

Reduce cooldown on shield OR make shield tougher

Reduce cooldown on jump even more

Make his charge faster

He's bad without insane team support and even then he's only used in KOTH.

>>150709705
>How did I do?
Horrible
>What's a good rank to have?
55+ min, 65+ recommended
>Also, why is everyone so against Widow in comp?
Because you're worthless unless you hit 75%+ headshots per match

>>150709748

Did you make a bot for this?

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Who is the best healer?

>>150709948
yay, now I can leave competitive mode forever. Everyone's way too bossy and rude and unfun compared to bot matches and quickplay. And this way I won't be paired up against the ultra tryhards.

>>150710020
reinhardt with his dick

>not ready for ranked yet
>just got level 25
>could play and place and get ranked rewards
>even if I git gud and get 70+ for S2 people will see than in S1 I placed 20 or lower and forever consider me shit
wat actually do? Are the S1 rewards worth plaguing my permanent record?

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>>150709748
what is your ABSOLUTE FAVORITE hana

Servers have been fucked for me ever since the DDoS. I'm so sad lads, post D.va but also have conversations of substance

>>150709965
What if he simply jumped in the direction of his crosshairs, and he could tackle opponents this way.
>Jump and dive downward/forward to push people off ledges
>it's more possible to escape sticky situations inside buildings
>lightning rocket suicide spike Pharahs to their death
Or maybe add an alt fire to his ult where he can pick up enemies in each hand, once per hand per ult

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dude huge guns LMAO

>>150709998
It's called autism

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Genji is cute!

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>>150710051
His little Swedish friend knows about that

>>150710093
>Are the S1 rewards worth plaguing my permanent record?
yes

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>cant climb out of rank 40s
>over 300 ranked games played

I feel like I HAVE to rank up too, I already spent at least 200 dollars on lootboxes and bought all of the tracer and mei skins and unlockables I could(my two mains)

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hana montana's song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA

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>>150710127
Gotta have them if you are going to get into a fight with your former best friend at the Olympics

>>150709705
>tfw was about to post post healslut with this image
you bastard

Reminder to block every Bastion player you see.

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>>150710130
you are correct

autism is a strong force

>>150710093
It's literally impossible to land beyond 40 unless you are uninstall tier bad
Also no one cares about previous seasons rank

So. distance relationship with a girl. She's usually always on in Battlenet.

Can someone tell me if Battlenet sets you on "afk" automatically or do you have to do it manually? Sometimes she says she was afk all day but she wasn't displayed as afk in Battlenet, ever.

Weird question, I know. But important to me.

Does some bro know?

>>150710373
it's automatic

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I want to be D.Va in this picture

>>150710164
wait, so are their more rewards after placing or can I go back to quick play and farm loot boxes? Does comp give more exp?

>>150710373
Is this a new copypasta or something?

>>150710125

He doesn't need a gimmick or anything. He just needs to be more usable in more situations.

His ult is extremely underwhelming. It's good to stay alive to continue pissing the team off but for the most part it's bad unless you have a cliff nearby. 1000 health is nothing when discord is now in every game and reaper exists.

He should get that shit as fast as pre nerf mercy. It's mostly harmless and is only annoying. It REQUIRES team support to have anything happen.

His shield is just bad. It has a really long cooldown but it's fragile af. It should either be quick to cooldown or sturdier. Maybe a little of both.

Right now all he has is mobility. That shit is it.

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>>150709748
She is my only constant in this world

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Post yfw Genji gets inevitably nerfed

>>150710449
Same
That's kinda hot

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>>150710102
sleepy girls are cute so this one

>>150710593
ok

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>genji ults
>ana ults genji

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>>150710449

why does evil-bong make MUH DICK go into overdrive?

>>150710514
winston's ult seems to be more useful defensively (against enemy ult, etc) nowadays.

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>>150710102
I like this one.

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Can I play Morpheus in Overwatch?

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>>150710102

So how salty are you nerds about this summer loot box business? Seems like even the normal web is having conniptions about it, so I assume you mongs are treating your hair out and declaring war on blizzard?

Was it you what done a ddos yesterday eh?

I really just want Genji's ult to be nerfed in some way. I'm fine with him being really strong, but I'm tired of watching him wipe my team over and over again all by himself.

>>150710659
just zen ult pham
fucking simple

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are_you_not_entertained.webm

>>150710147
hot

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>retard roadhog tries flanking on defense away from group
>gets stomped
>he's in the premade group of 3

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>>150710102
This one

>>150710369
>no one cares about previous seasons rank
tell that to the 40+ people that called me out on placing silver II in a season I took a break during, where I placed platinum or diamond every other season in LoL

>>150710730
moderately upset that i can't buy the new midriff bong skin with my saved up good boy points

>>150710741
>just be zen

i want fun

>>150709935

Because he's /owg/made flesh, and our finest poster, dedicated beyond measure. He is the best.

>>150710281

post other healtslut pics
preferably ultra lewd

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>>150710730
/owg/ doesn't care that much about the game besides the new meme of genji bitching

a lot of our posts here is just waifu stuff

>>150710685
for example: it's especially useful to bump ana-ulted miscreants away from your team and bodyblock various other ults.

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>>150710667

>>150710797
just be urself haha

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>>150710815

>>150710685
His ult is really pretty shit compared to every other ult considering he loses dps, and has about as much hp as a huffing pig
what if he had 50 hp regen per second

>>150710718
hi

>>150710853

>no corrupted Pharah art
>its all evil bong and widowmaker

JUST

I'll photoshop some up now but it'll be trash

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>>150710961
hello

>>150710514
Or they could add the 1 second stun if you launch someone into a wall with ult

>>150710893
I don't think men are supposed to have a bust size anon.

>>150710893
disgusting

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>>150710853

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>>150709842
/dad/ main here in the upper 50s

Have fun deranking to 30s within a week. If I have trouble carrying with dad I doubt you can contribute enough with widow to climb. Also you're sub 50 it's gonna be even more unlikely.

Hopefully you realize this before you ruin your decent placement spot cuz I guarantee you dig a hole you ain't getting out til next season.

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>>150710965
Can you do a corrupted mercy too?

>>150709842
>>150709948
The ranking metric is extremely fucked, even Kaplan himself said they fucked it up. There's no way to know exactly what's the average. Sure you may look at overbuff or something and see that ~50 is around the 50th percentile but that only takes into account people who looked up themselves on the website, so the sample pool is hilariously small. ~350k for 15 million players? Even if only 10% of the people played competitive or did their placement matches that's still 1.25million people unaccounted for.

Mid 40s is in my opinion the solid 55th percentile. Maybe 60 with some deviations in regions and such.

>>150711143

I'm just gonna do a trash suit color edit and give her angry eyebrows lmao

corrupted Mercy would have to be a more subtle Mad Doctor vibe and I have 0 artistic talent

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>Roadhog pulls me toward him and his team
>activate ult

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>>150710832
>>150710718
>>150710648
>>150710314
>>150709748
Hana Hall of Fame.
If you're not here, reconsider your Hanaposting repertoire.

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Reapers or Hogs golden guns?

>>150711143
So, Imp/Devil?

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>>150709705
>Zenyatta: orb of faggotry now has a cooldown of 15 seconds after the effect dissapates on the target

>Zarya charges up much slower and builds up more damage in exchange for giving her a slight base damage buff

>Bastion: now rooted for 8 seconds when transforming to turret form and must go through a 1 second animation to get out of it, turret fire also spreads out further at longer distances

>Symmetra: can now place up to 12 projections, Shift can cycle between her laser eyes, camouflaged pulse mines (10 damage with knock back, 3 second arm time) when stepped on by enemy, and a shield deployer that grants 50 shield that dissipates quickly over 1 second when stepped on by ally (3 second arm time) by pressing the 1,2, and 3 keys

>Winston:rocket jump does more damage based on height of fall, increased base jump cooldown that goes down with reduced health

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>>150710815
tfw no lewd mercy pics

>>150711285
That's not really corrupted.

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What are the top tier ways to play D.Va?
I started playing as her and my skill rating went from 49 to 52, but it's getting harder to be as effective.

>>150711235
>D.va ults toward my entire team grouped up while him just running back
>Hook it out of them
>Die but they win the game.
Pretty good feel. Hooking rip tires out are fun too

>roadhog pulls me in
>game constantly ignores when i press shift or E to mitigate
>favor of the shooter except when you mitigate
nice lies blizzard

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I can play zarya and d.va all day.

I don't like playing non tank heros

>>150711354
Translation?

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>>150711363
I did not know you could do that. I main Hog, too.

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>attacking
>team picks bastion, torbjorn, widowmaker
>go in optimistic, but realistically know we fucking lost
>inevitably lose
How do you guys actually deal with this shit? I know its "just quick play" and it "doesn't matter at all" but its still fucking annoying going into a game you literally know is lost before it even starts. I'm still shit and I can't even queue for competitive yet, but even I know that this stuff is a terrible team comp. Wat do?

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>>150709842
Not many people have taste and intellect to realize widowmaker is the best, most sexy, and definitely the cutest girl of entire cast. Truly you are a man of culture

>>150710276
man the new mario vs sonic olympic games looks great!

any othe rbrawl ideas? like Tracer track running or Zayra weight lifting?

Is Winstons sheild bubble the longest god damn cooldown in the game. They need to reduce it down to 10 seconds for fucks sake.

>>150711421
"I want to marry Hana Song!"

>>150711449
Just lock junkrat and spam grenades.

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>>150708179
I don't play comp (I rage enough as it is in QP) but I'm level 160 with over 100 hours in Pharah and I've killed way more Zenyattas than I've been killed by them (post-patch ofc)

McRee is a different story but I was only talking about Zen

And yes, a discord orb will force you into hiding and Zenyatta might kill you if you're too far off from cover, but he has low mobility and unlike McCree who can roll or stun if you're close, Zenyatta is a much easier target

>>150711342
Mercy is too pure for that, anon.

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How many times have you guys cranked it to D.Va's character select photo

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>>150711449
No bad heroes; just bad players. Picks aren't the problem, it's the people who picked them anon. Just try to have fun.

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What are they thinking?

>>150711354
I always harass widow and torb and stay with someone to help him take out enemies and flank people from behind

predict when will someone drops his ult and use my DM

>>150711449
First off fucko, it's QM.

Secondly, pick something just as stupid and play dude. I autolock Genji and shit in games like that or Tracer and win 70-80 percent of the time cause I can have fun and make le ebin playz.

Out meme the memers
Fuck you if you play hanzo in any game mode though.

>>150710893
>implying Zarya doesn't chug a bottle of vodka and rapes Mei every night.
>Implying the fat slut doesn't enjoy it.

>>150710730
It's jewish as fuck but they say they ARE listening to feedback so maybe the next seasonal event will have something different. I dunno.

>>150711530
He's edgy not rude. Theres no excuse for being rude.

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>>150711569
>how long do we have to pose like this?

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>>150711516
>pharah's midriff

>all the heroes that I thought looked interesting turn out to be mostly useless

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solo queue
My back hurts because the crushing weight of these bad teams I can't carry, even with 3 golds and a silver
I also got a skin for worst character in the game cause I'm not a good goyim paying for crates

>>150711608
Strewth. I shielded him with Symm just the other day and he always thanks her.

>>150710891
is there stuff like this for other heroes

>>150711574
I guess I'm not aggressive enough as I rarely flank. I mostly push on the front lines and may rocket to an enemy to finish them off

>>150711569
>The sun's in my face
>My back hurts
>I wish I was ingame breaking it down

>>150711449
Practice Genji or Tracer.

>>150711569
Tracer's smile is cute

something to look at while the game searches for a match

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>>150711517
You sound like that dude who believes his girl "Is so faithful and would never cheat and suck a nigga dick for an iPhone 6"

Wew lad

>>150711608
>tells everyone to die
>says "too ez" the most toxic of phrases
>not rude

Fuck off Reaper I know it's you

>>150711449
>I know its "just quick play"
stopped reading right there, who gives a shit?

>>150711569
>my feet hurt
>this russian lady smells like sweat
>i got the zika virus again
>tracer keeps trying to get free concert tickets from me
>i wish i was at home fucking hana

>>150710730
i don't care for the summer skins tbqh, but the way they treat the whole loot only thing feels like something from /mbgg/

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>>150711721
>not looking at Widowmakers ass 100% of the time

>>150711698
I have found that d.va can frontline pretty well since the update.

you need to coordinate with your teammates though, if you run out and block attacks for nobody you really are not doing anything.

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How far can being a s76 main carry me in comp?

I basically forced myself to learn how to not be retarded with him when comp started, got placed at 45 by playing just lucio, deranked to 40 while I learned him, made it back to 45, and was deranked to 37 after the ana patch made literally every single game I played have a retarded mei or tank throw the game because someone picked ana.

Now I'm up to 47, almost 48, and want to know how far best dad can take me.

Also,
>tfw suck at mccree
>forced to play him in quick because I got murrikan skin and don't want it to go to waste

>>150710891
Oh god, I've been playing this way too much, I get a boner every time I see a Roadhog or Reinhardt on the enemy team.

>>150711698
Don't be too aggressive though, D.va can't win against two people

If you see someone alone boost to him and kill.

>>150711529
cranking it right now while thinking of you cranking it to her select photo

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>>150711569

the Olympics are like a sexual madhouse

the Bong's smirk is highly lewd in that pic

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So it seems afk macros don't work inside spawn rooms. Does anyone have any more info on this?
Yes, sometimes I can't be bothered to play the rest of the game but I also don't want the leaver penalty(qp) get over it.

>>150711826
Fellow /Dad/ here, probably until 60 if you're a god. (Maybe your team can carry you from here on out but you won't solo carry anymore past this point) 53-55 if your aim is good and you make good picks. 50 max if you're only useful when you have ult up.

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>>150709881
>Role: Yamato Class Battleship

okay you got me

>>150711980
follow the instructions on your pic

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Superior taste coming through.

>>150711980
There's a new thing called not being a faggot try it some time

>>150711826
>>150711994
Same anon here, learn Mcree or Genji their reward goes up with experience while Dad until he gets a buff unfortunately plateaus.

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>>150712046
>red anywhere
>having any kind of taste

>>150710235
how long you think until someone gets fucked in that suit

I want to see it.

>>150711354

Watch moonmoon's stream. He moved over to D. Va after her buffs.

>>150712046
No aim no brain, must be a junkrat main

>McSkill kills Reaper
>"and that's his the west was won"
Mexicans on suicide watcg

>>150712202
>implying someone hasn't already
anon...

>>150711380

His hook stuns you so he gets one free left-click before you can act.

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How do you go from "mediocre" Reinhardt to good Reinhardt? It seems like a very, very short but stout skill ceiling.

>>150712226
>No aim
But anon, I hit tons of direct hit grenades for that sweet 120
>Junk mains that can't land direct hits
ishygddt

>>150712312
i'm by no means a good reinhardt but its probably about being able to predict/lead with charges
also just having good gamesense for the shield

>>150712254
I want to watch it.

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>>150712312
Knowing how to SWOOCE right past tight corners and knowing his ult cone well enough to hit multiple people with it consistently

So if I like the defence heroes, I basically just shouldn't bother at all?

>>150712312
Probably not missing charges/firestrikes

those skills are crucial and have long cds. When you use these, you stop shielding, so making sure these connect is incredibly important.

>>150711838
Add Zarya and Winston to the 'choke' list for extra futa & bestiality fun. They deserve to rape your throatpussy as well, anon.

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neato

>>150711826
i dont get the picture

>>150712312
>>150712312
Don't try for a dank charge if you're not 100 percent sure it'll land, if you have to think about it don't do it, it's an impulse thing.

Don't fuck up your ult, block shit, hit niggas tryin to get on your backline with your giant flyswatter (Genjis and Tracers). There ya go hope your team isn't completely downs.

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>you can no long be granted welfare ultimate gauge
>the only way you get ultimate now is by actually earning it
How does this change the game?

>Mei and Hanzo on defense in Hanamura
>lose first round
>other guy decides to throw and picks Torb
>our only support (Zen) goes Genji
>lose

Solo-queueing is truly suffering. People do not know what a good team comp is, and they REFUSE to listen to their teammate's advice.

>>150712496
>tfw you will never sniff undies undies

>>150712437
quick play exists.
if you don't care about rank (you shouldn't), you can play ranked too.

>>150712312

It's all about decision making. You need to know when to charge, land fire strikes, and ult.

>Buddy lets me play Overwatch on his PS4
>Pick Torb
>Put the turret on the moving platform at A on Hollywood
>Nobody can take it out

kek

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>>150711838
How do you handle playing the game and sucking a cock at the same time? It seems like it would just get in the way and make you play worse
>sacrificing heal efficiency so you can get off
Fucking slut
And like >>150712467 said add Zarya and Winston. Fuck it, just do the 'choke' shit if ANY tank kills you, you really shouldn't be dying to tanks.

>>150712518
The sound of heels clacking on the floor turns him on.

>>150712518
McRee is getting a boner from the sound of Mercys heels clacking on the ground whilst she runs

>>150711421
"Da-d"
"Cheer up~"

t. goggle translate

>>150712437

Nah, mid-60s, you still see Mei, Widow, and Junkrat, you just need to be very good with them. There's a guy who only plays Torbjorn, even on attack, and he's SR 80. It's possible, you just need to become a master at your main.

>Playing in 60+ for the first time this season
>It entirely genji vs. genji
I lost fucking Hanamura on defense at the second point, because every time we would ult in, enemy genji would become a dragon and team wipe us. Its retarded because he was better than our genji, so he would kill me (lucio), then wipe everyone else.

Zarya ults? LOL doesn't matter reflect.
Pharah ults? LOL reflect or shuriken-dash-melee combo

It literally devolved to, "well lets pocket our genji too, so they can have ninja battles for 5 minutes, while the rest of try to stay alive inbetween ults".

So retarded

>>150712291
>hook someone
>blizzard teleports him next to me and/or doesnt let me do full damage so they can escape
>ping is 35ms

>>150712785
Swedish dwarf man has an awesome gun, so if one can master using it, he is someone to be feared.

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>>150712635
>telling lies on the Internet

>>150712785
>become a master at your main
pretty huge caveat though

>>150711248

Reaper.

>>150712875
what is that facial expression

so was a genji nerf confirmed yet? if the high level players can't defeat anime_weeblord_420 then how bad will they have to nerf him to satisfy average rank shitters like myself?

>inb4 another dps hero everyone calls useless like 76, pharah, widow, etc.

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Anyone else's hero stats bugged? It says I have 56 hours with Mercy/McCree when I have 0 GP with McCree and ~30 with Mercy.

>>150712635
as a genji main I always prioritize those shitters

>no damage drop off means I just have to out range it and lead my shurikens

>>150711449

Get ready for the fact that people who've had success with that bullshit will try it in your placement matches. That's when the rage will begin.

>>150712915
who care.....

>>150712746
that's cute

>>150713028
I do, I need people to see that I only play my waifu.

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>>150712467
Definitely going to do this, thanks for the idea

>>150712681
I have a second screen that I can attach my dildo to and place close to my face. Usually combined with a webm of Mercy getting throatfucked.

As for heal-efficiency, I don't have to keep sucking all the time during play, only when my ult reaches certain charges and when I want to use it (barring multi-resurrects, of course). Playing the healslut game actually really helped me to keep an eye on my ult-charge at all times.

>Fucking slut
T-thanks, anon

>>150713036
you're cute

>>150711598
>listening to feedback

If it makes them money they'll do exactly the same thing next time, it's inevitable. They don't give a fuck if the money comes drenched in nerd tears.

>>150711826
REACH FOR THE SKY

>>150712908
Isn't it only the high level players like me who complain about him?

I'd expect him to be much less of a problem lower down when people don't know how to properly use his 100000 jumps or realize that they can very easily escape from an unfavorable fight

>2 blue, purple and gold
>both blues are dupe icons (one of them being my summer item)
>dupe winston legendary
>dupe d.va emote
Fuck this game and fuck Kaplan

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>>150713136
No u

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>>150713079
>T-thanks, anon
Y-You're welcome
tfw no healslut
tfw no dildo so I can't play the healslut game myself

bruh genji needs a buff not a nerf. nigga cant kill shit and he dies too fast. also hes too fucking fast to kill shit. you need a fucking trigger bot to do shit with this nigga i swear

Would Pharah be OP if her blast did damage?

I thought this general was for D.Va lewds? Where are all the lewds?

>>150712135
>>150711994
My headshot skills with Ree are horrid. I think it says .01% or something for my career average. I've also heard that McCree is also very much a situational pick and that Genji will be nerfed to shit for some reason sometime soon.

>>150713324
it did damage during closed beta

So, is Ana worth using over Mercy or Lucio?

>>150713319
you're bad
I don't care if this is bait

>>150713342
In the recycle bin

>>150713392
>mercy
yes
>lucio
no

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>>150713342
Right here baby

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SWEDEN KILL ME, I JUST WANT A SKIN

weightlifter > champion

>pick zenyatta
>teammate immediately gives me shit about how he's not a "real" healer
do these idiots live under a fucking rock or something

>>150713167
You've probably never been in the 50's where I am but he's just as likely to mop up with his ultimate. And there are always Genji PotM, cards, etc.

I can see people hopping on the bandwagon and asking for a nerf. I just hope it isn't cooldown shit. Maybe less dragon blade time or something. Without his skills he's a goner in most cases.

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Its that time again famalam
midriff tracer pleeeease

>>150712556

I just got put with the same fucking Hanzo in the very next match. And we lost again.

I just lost two matches in a row because a dumbass Hanzo who queued with an even dumber motherfucker who was 10 ranks higher.

What is the best Lucio emote?

The dance one or that new soccer one?

>>150713517
Same happens with Ana, and I do kinda have to agree Lucio and Mercy are much better at healing

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>>150712075
What a son of a bitch

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>>150713136
Hana Song, how do I kill her
she does too much damage, has a retreat jet, and a shield that never breaks
bonus points if its how to 1v1 her because I've given up on trusting team mates

>>150713651
they're better but zenyatta is actually a solid solo healer now
people underestimate the impact that the buff to his orb speed had

Is it possible to one-shot hookcombo an Ana? I haven't been able to do it yet at all.

>>150713319
You are garbage.

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>>150713342

>rank 29
>complete shit at the game
>no friends to play with
>teammates just rage at me for being shit at the game
should i just kill myself

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>>150713589
They're all really good, nah man is a bit short compared to his other ones though

I'm a big fan of dance

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Amelie skin WHEN?

>>150713681
>rainbowdotdash
kill yourself m80

>>150713714
Yeah like any other 200 hp hero?

>>150710020
payload cart

>>150713681
genji never been about playin no shit.

>>150713787
But HOW? She gets away every time.

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>>150713780
PSN doesn't let you change names, mistakes were made

>>150713764
start autism-maining lucio

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>i'm a Hanzo main
>muh gold elims

>>150713589
i don't have it but people said the soccer emote spawns an actual ball into the map

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>Playing at literal top 1% aka 70+
>People still don't go lucio/zen
>People don't go two tanks
>People still pick defensive heroes like motherfucking torb and ult one time the entire fucking game and that's when he doesn't even have turret up.

Its literally not that fucking hard to see what's good and what isn't.

>>150710775
are you really this insecure

>play reaper
>people only get 50 damage when i shoot them from close up
>enemy reapers
>150 damage from far away
can someone explain this to me?

>>150713685

He's not a solid solo healer, but if you think your team is shit at damage, he's a better pick if you're playing the only support.

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Is it wrong that when I see someone pick Hanzo in comp that I just roll my eyes and prepare to lose?

>>150713853
Every game
>Play the meta
Win
>Don't play the meta
Lose
>Both play the meta
Coinflip

>>150710210
try again with better bait

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>mfw people cry about genji being op not knowing that symm can fuck him up with no skill

>>150713853
>That Image
It's the most friendly and optimistic ones who are the most toxic. Every time.

>>150713869
You need to hit them, idiot.

>>150713714

I'll tell you the secret that even the mid-70s Roadhogs don't know. Ana has a slim hitbox and doesn't get pulled as close to you (for whatever reason). What you have to do is walk forward after hooking for about half a second and then left click. This makes sure all the pellets hit her.

>>150713750
Literally just got done jerking off to this pic like 20min ago

>throw new D.va ult into the air
>100% guaranteed at least a double kill
>stupid ass shield is made into a fucking TOGGLE instead of just lowering the god damn cooldown
>D.Va now has basically a 100% pickrate

blizzard cannot fucking balance for SHIT

>>150713775
Why or how did she become blue?

>>150713934
Threaten to throw the game if he doesn't fuck off hanzo it's not that hard.

>>150713959
good luck vs a half decent genji who keeps his distance

symmetra has absolutely 0 range capabilities, 200 hp, and no mobility. what a mess of a hero

>>150713959
>symm can fuck him up with no skill
>in rank sub-45
FTFY

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>>150713965

>>150714014
I did that once. Everyone got mad at me and said I was no fun and the Hanzo got stubborn and refused to change acting like he had something to prove.
This is why I'm stuck in the 40s-50s.

>>150714016
sshhh, let the genjimain comfort himself to the fact that he lost to a symmetra
>"i-it's okay, sym counters genji!"

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I don't like 'Hold m1 to win' characters.

>>150714012
Talon made her lower her heart beat so she can snipe better

>>150714012
Slower breathing to aim better.

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>Numbani
>losing badly
>enemy's cart is 97% there in
>fucking teammate is playing Widow

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>>150711640
Lewding Pharah is a sin.

>>150714006
>100% guaranteed at least a double kill

That's how ults work in this game

i really doubt hana is 19 yo. she looks so small without her mech.

>>150713965
how am i not hitting them if they are fitting inside my crossair?

How does the leaver penalty work in quick play? Can I bug out while the team is assembling, and there are 2 bastions and 2 widowmakers?

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>>150714091
>Hanzo main
so you prefer hold m1 to lose instead?

>>150714091
>Lucio in would rather sodoku

t.40 shitter would not play with.

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>>150713079
>tfw no cute healslut to service me under my desk while playing OW

>>150713959
>Symmetra can fuck him up

Yeah sure, let me just dash out of range and double jump around you

Good luck

>>150714137
>any map
>losing badly
>enemy's cart is 97% there in
>choose bastion
>wtf why you chose bastion you retard

>>150714169
You need a smaller crosshair to fit them into.

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>>150714138
Pharah sideboob

>>150714169
It's not fucking magic anon you are just bad

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>>150709705
I ENJOY PLAYING AS D.VA ESPECIALLY WHEN I CAN OUT D.VA ANOTHER D.VA PLAYER

>>150714160
Average female height in worst korea is 157 cm
Hana is small, not even her mech is taller than giant characters like Rein.

>>150714091
>Tracer
>Hold M1

Do as your picture says and kill yourself

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>play on wednesday
>5 wins in a row, manage to get to 56
>play yesterday
>it's "Torbjorn on KOTH" episode
>followed by "Tracer suicides over B at Anubis and bitches that no one is healing him" episode
>followed by "team is bickering and screaming in VOIP from start" premier season marathon
>followed by re-run of "losing a 6v5 because my team thought they're getting an easy win"
>51

>>150714221
She still has the advantage

>>150714006
Funnily enough d.va is pretty balanced now all the tanks still see a fuckton of play in both competitive and pro teams.

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>>150709705

Do you recognize the voice(s), /owg/? The WINNER gets 100 internet points. (and no looking up the name!)


http://geekandsundry.com/critical-role-episode-19-trial-of-the-take-part-2/

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>>150711780
>sexualizing Amelie

>>150713959
Only if the Genji is a dumbass, otherwise he will kill ya with his combo.
On a side note, QP is still full with dumbass Genjis, one day a level 254 genji tried to DEFLECT my turrets/m1

t. top 700 Symm gametime

>>150714006
D.va actually feels like a tank now rather than a damage sponge

>>150714352
It's 12 O'clock Cowboy and friends!

>>150713959
>shitmettra
>good

Enjoy being literally the worst support with a teleport that goes down to any flanker in mere seconds.

>>150714352
isnt that robot cowboy?

>>150714289
>17 elim
>gold
just kill your team my man

>>150714014
But anon, the Hanzo is already trying to throw the game, you're just giving him what he wants

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>>150711780
>being an ass woman/man
>focusing on the designated organ
>not focusing on the superior boobs

>>150714421
She shouldn't be classified as support to begin with. It makes more sense to play her as a defense character, and if you do that she's top tier.

>>150714354
She's not even pure. Remember, she had a husband.

>>150714289
Want to be my bf?

>>150714245
>>150714249
no you dont understand their whole body is inside the circle on the default reaper corssair

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>>150714332
yeah winston is on the low end now but i still love my boy

i'll be upset if next character is a tank cause every tank is pretty much in a good spot right now besides winston being just a little bit less useful.
if they add a tank next it'll either be useless or so overpowered that they have to keep reworking tanks for months afterwards.

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please validate my taste so i can feel good about myself

>>150714248
Art like this is going to make Mercy seem like a pedo when blizzard conforms pharmercy.

>>150712046
Color blindness boy, is that you?

>>150714492
All defense heroes are fucking shit retard post ur rank you won't.

>>150714502
Are you pulling the trigger? You need to pull the trigger and not just melee them.

>>150714523
Well they are the heavy and medic of the game.

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>>150714497
I don't like to mingle with anonymoose outside of 4chan I just come here to brag cause I have no friends
Usually everyone is too racist for my taste from here nowadays. If you're a QTP2T I might consider it.

>>150714584
>all three snipers in c
damn someone can't aim lol

>>150714584
did you make this?
you should stop

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>>150714519

Unworthy.

NEVER second best!

>>150714568
yes, you think im joking but i assure you i am not,

>>150714602
>he doesnt enjoy humorous racism

>>150714505

Winston just needs a cooldown buff on his shield. I'm biased, so I'm obligated to ask for a cooldown buff on his jump as well. It should definitely be lower than D. Va's boost.

>>150714663
Maybe you're hitting armour, which lowers your damage or some shit like that. I honestly have no idea, because I've never had this problem.

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>>150714496
No reason to lewd her, stop it pls.

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>>150714640
Not even pro players with better aim than you go either of those three snipers. I love using this image.

>>150714502
Stop using the circle and look at the actual spread

>>150714678
Winston does not need shorter cooldowns. He shouldn'tbe able to jump in, kill squishies and jump out. Most other heroes need way less damage. Blizzard beds to stop buffing shit already. Theres a reason defense heroes are a joke.

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>>150714678
i like that they are both equally mobile
i don't think he should get a CD reduce on his shield
he either needs an electrogun rework so it can do a bit more armor damage or switch out more of his HP for armor

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>>150713962
I know sometimes at the start of the match you get really friendly people who turn into really toxic the moment the team starts losing.

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>>150714779

>>150714739
I won't.

She has disgusting purple skin anyway.

>>150714750
>data from eleague qualifiers week 2
this isn't how you do data

>>150714678
>>150714791
Jump doesn't need it, but I'd say the shield does a little
You put the shield up which lasts a few seconds, then you have to wait 13 afterwards, it's really a pain

What really shits me off is if you're dunking 3/4 of the enemy team and an enemy is dunking 3/4 of your team YOU have to switch to a counter because no one on your team can rub two braincells together to figure out a fucking counter that they can play as to stop getting dunked.

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>>150714602
>everyone is too racist for my taste

Like zoinks.

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>>150714887
>>150714669
you guys right now

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>>150714602
We can be D.Va friends, I promise I'm not racist

I'm too black for that

>>150714880
You don't have to do shit. Let shitters pull their own weight.

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>>150714846
Better?

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>>150714842
Wow, rude too.
kys yourself

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>>150714927
>dat acc

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>>150714091
Why does Lucio look like Teatime?

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>>150714927
You're pretty good

pls gib advice

>>150714970
Yes

I still think this just means most niggas got shit aim though family + snipers have niche use anyway

>>150715090
hit shit and kill people
don't get hit and don't die