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TWENTY SEVEN days until MF's pic is resumed at aka6's stream
eyosongive.us
first for cocks
>>150591290
second for cocks
gachi
r e m i n d e r
Xth for balance.
Lol jk that doesn't exist in this game.
I love Lulu.
I want to smell Trundle's armpits after a long day sweating andplaying Pokemon GO
Fertile midriffs.
Post your 5 most played and favorite champions.
1. Darius (pre-rework, I dislike his new kit0
2. Yasuo
3. Volibear
4. Jhin
5. Heimerdinger
>>150591809
That's not how midriffs work...
>>150591809
I see that this general doesn't understand what fertile means anymore and it's a worthless idiotic buzzword at this point.
>>150591809
f'am....
Post 'em
Say something nice and something mean about the person before you
>>150592142
>you will never have a floating waifu
>>150592142
>Kayle
You're only 66.66% a terrible person.
>>150591290
>TWENTY SEVEN days until MF's pic is resumed at aka6's stream
Don't remind me
The wait is killing me
>>150591809
FERTILE
>>150592142
you're a fucking faggot for spamming this every thread, but judging by those champs that's probably a compliment
you're most likely the most boring person ever too, even more than me
>>150592381
Physical appearance has no impact on fertility.
>>150592581
???
it does, but the fags here do not know shit about that
>>150592581
except people with wide hips are scientifically proven to be more fertile
>>150592581
>Physical appearance has no impact on fertility.
Evolution would disagree with you
>>150592381
>Fox woman born of magic
Anon, Ahri is likely barren and incapable of reproduction. She is not fertile in any way shape or form.
Draaaaaaven!
Project Kat looks so good!
>>150592381
fertility is literally a meme
>>150592417
>Knifecat
>K6
Are you trying to be ironic or...
>>150592787
>take magical thing that defies logic
>let me just apply logic all over that
>>150592729
No it doesn't
>>150592886
>Mental gymnastics to avoid the truth.
Name one champ more fun at the time of their release.you can't
>>150592743
No they aren't.
We like to assume they are, but they really aren't.
>>150592764
Uhh no, no it would not.
Like, unless the person is literally missing the womb.
>Champs that fit the theme but do not have a PROJECT skin yet
- Garen
- Talon
- Diana
- Akali
- Darius
- Draven
- Gangplank
- Jarvan
- Jax
- Jayce
- Riven
- Shen
- Tryndamere
- Varus
- Vayne
- Xin
Who do you want to see?
>main top
>wake up
>20 second queue
>im jungle
>top taken by a yasuo player
it's not like i wanted to win or anything.
Best girl.
Best box.
Best wife.
>>150592764
Wide hips meaning fertility is an old wives tale anon. They only mean easier child birth in most cases they do not have any impact on fertility.
>>150592417
>a league of legends video game related question that people obviously enjoy responding to judging by the responses every thread is "spam"
>seeing what other anons like playing and everyone giving each other the bantz is spam
Doesn't add up anon.
>>150592256
What's stopping you from having a floating waifu?
>>150593286
Technically, Jayce has Full Metal. I think that's pretty close.
I want to go swimming in Lulu.
>Game starts with cait getting triple and doublebuff 4 minutes in
>Ends at 21 minutes with her scoring 3v5 a penta while pushing our nexus
>>150593286
>Wanting more of that trash line
Please acquire taste.
>>150593481
>our jinx gets a triple kill on invade
>doesnt back with juicy kill gold
>dies
>calls us shit and quits
>>150593286
Project shit thould have ended at yasuo
Important poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10910976
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10910976
http://www.strawpoll.me/10910976
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10910976
this fucking match making.
>>150593286
If they dont make project Riven they clearly don't like money
All the ribben drones will get it.
>>150593481
>>150593596
>Enemy knows how to use gold to his advantage
>Aly doesn't
Every time
give me
ONE GOOD REASON
why i shouldnt main the FUCK out of zilean
>>150593765
no
go out and make some niggas pop like fucking popcorn
>>150593708
you're just a plat shitter with mid gold mmr, enjoy demoting to gold soon
>>150593765
DO IT
>have 2800
>both ekko and voli are on sale
should i?
>>150593765
Drink acid
Xth for the league's biggest and best bust
>>150593992
>>150593913
>>150593842
WE OUT SON
SOON AS I HIT 30 YOU BETTER BELIEVE ITS ZILEAN MAIN TIME
>play vayne
>enemy team focuses me so hard
>ahri snowballs
felt good, though my farm is shit.
Is Riot trying to tell us something?
>>150594080
>using worst skin
VAYNE SHITTERS GET THE FUCK OUT
>>150593708
im gold 5.
>>150594123
>Aristocrat
>worse
but that's one of her best skins.
>hurrdurr Arclight/Dragonslayer
i own Dragonslayer though :^)
>>150594078
FUCK YEAH
MAKE NEW META
>>150594096
you know ahri loves that big white bara cock
Probably the most fun I've ever had
what should i change my name to, for being a zilean main
>>150594229
PocketwatchMe
>>150593883
im gold 5.
>acolyte lee sin
what's that skin that you know shit's about to go down, and down HARD?
>>150594229
The_World
DioBrando
Yordles are for ________.
>>150594359
that plat 5 is going to be there too when his league drops to where his mmr is. stop whining
>>150594370
Soul reaver draven, crimson elite riven
>>150593587
oh, it's not a matter of wanting to see more.
there will be more, they sell too well for riot to not make more.
>>150594370
>Woad Ashe
>>150594370
Arctic ops varus
Final boss veigar
Frozen shen
>>150594435
nerfing into to the ground
>>150594435
Appetizers.
>>150594482
>woad ashe
usually who i meet using this skin are shitters
>>150594370
any shaco skin
aviator irelia or infiltrator irelia
soulstealer vlad
jedi master yi or w.e the fuck that's called (chosen one?)
any ww skin provided they main ww
judgment kayle
crimson elite ribbon
any kat skin
>>150594435
Breeding
Also Yordles are interstellar invasive species, females of which adapt to the surrounding environment and seek to crossbreed until they are ready to build replicas of their spaceship and seek new life.
>back and forth game
>everyone at full build
>we get aced at elder dragon
>they push 4 turrets and start hitting the nexus
>Enemy Ezreal [All]: stay free noobs
>we respawn and ace them with one hit left on our nexus
>walk all the way to their open base, push their last nexus turret and win
ezreal probably hanged himself after this
>>150591624
Third for cocks
But only nice big white ones
>>150594435
Interspecies breeding by a human male.
Have you guys been climbing?
>>150594789
So... what? The half breed can kill the mother during gestation?
Learn how breeding works before you meme about it, Christ.
>>150594640
Why was Graves dying so often? Was Fizz camping?
>>150594789
If two animals can breed and produce offspring that can also progenate they're considered the same species. It's the defining factor.
>>150595028
because its gold 5 and he probably ran around without proper vision
>>150595028
hes full AD, most of the deaths on everyone are because of teamfights
he said he wasnt a gay faggot that builds tank items on graves
>>150595072
Feel free to put Irish Wolf Hound sperm in female pug and see what happens dumbass.
>>150594918
>Start playing last year
>Want to get to Platinum but only reached Silver 4
>Figure out the secret to git gud
>Hit gold 5 last month
Still want to climb but I'm taking a break now.
>>150595163
gold 4 actually
should i buy vayne?pls respond
* ᴮᵘᵗ ᶰᵒᵇᵒᵈʸ ᶜᵃᵐᵉ
>>150595072
This is a fantasy setting, the rules of biology are pretty loose.
>>150595258
you didn't even post it dumbass
>>150595248
>Are you good at csing?
>Do you have good game sense?
>>150594370
>Muay Thai Lee Sin
Those fucking abs
>>150595248
Do you want to play Vayne?
Do you think Vayne is cool?
>>150595389
define game sense
>>150595437
i don't give a shit about looks, i just think her lategame damage does my style
plat 5 0 lp
when do I get demoted to gold 1?
elo of my last game
>body some kids in solo queue
>post my twitch link with a " :^) "
>they pour into my stream butthurt and salty
MFW
I think I just had a game where the enemy team was toxic and my team was chill.
Easiest game of my life even though I had a shit matchup.
>>150594370
Spec Ops GP
all of those faggots always land a cheeky le epic triple barrel and win the game.
Fuck those guys.
>>150595473
how is scaling damage a playstyle
just buy her
>>150595175
Dogs are 1 species. Those two things are separate breeds of dogs.
>>150595545
does my style means i like extreme burst champions, not does my playstyle
>>150595473
If you have to ask a question as basic as what is game sense, you should not or you'll feed on her.
When tentacle bitch yoinks you are you supposed to attack her or break the tether?
I'm afraid if I attack her I'll just get pwnt especially if the enemy jungler is around.
>playing plank
>say something in all chat after I get dove by darius and nasus
>darius tells me QQQQQQ
>end up making him ragequit after stealing his drag with my ult across the map twice
>>150595317
They're not rules of biology, they're rules of etymology. If you can breed with a yordle, that makes yordles humans.
>>150595475
when you start seeing silvers in your team.
>>150595581
veigar
nasus
next question
could i get from LV19 to LV30 in 25 wins or naw (with double XP boosts)
>>150595473
Did I say anything about her fucking looks?
I asked if you thought Vayne is cool and if you want to play her?
>>150593708
>PLATS PLAYING WITH SILVERS
>WHEN THOSE TWO LEAGUES CAN'T QUEUE TOGETHER
LMFAO
>>150594370
First one's pretty obvious but Championship Riven, Snow Day Syndra, Yellow Jacket Shen.
>>150595538
Toxic enemies OP
Chill allies OP
Not being a shitbag OP
It's like people don't even know how to play the game.
>>150594370
Lord Darius or Classic Darius
>>150595651
Well that's the big question.
If you think you can beat her ass then go in.
If you think she'll beat your ass then run.
If you afraid of jungler then ward and watch the minimap.
>>150595651
You either run away or assert your dominance by dodging it.
>>150595651
>get tested
>she hits me again and double tests me
What the fuck nigger
I'm sure of it now that people who play udyr, master yi, tryndamere, nasus and singed are not playing the same game as the rest of us.
>>150595981
It lasts 10 seconds. 12 sec cooldown.
So that's like 6.6 cooldown with max cdr. It's the gayest shit.
>>150596031
They play the waiting game
>>150591678
Gimme the sauce, bro.
I need it.
>>150596092
no all of those aside from yi play the autistically splitpush game
I've recently picked up trynd and by god, autistically splitpushing works even in plat, I've won so many games now where I basically never grouped and just splitpush
it's gotten to the point where I tell my teammates in champ select "pick teamfight champs, I'm never going to group and just gonna split"
>>150596235
The reason this works, is because most people don't know how to split objectives, nor do they know how to arrange teams to deal with splitting. The counter to splitting is literally just hard engages. You engage on a 4v5, forcing you to choose between possibly losing more than you gain. The panic and 1-2 of them head top, leaving it an even 4v4, or forcing their own team to have to deal with a 3v4. Which of course is what you wanted to happen in the first place. Because now YOU don't have to choose between anything.
>>150593286
Project Shen, Braum and Gangplank are the only other ones I want to see
lulu buffs when
I had a dream about lee sin like I had just tidied my desktop and it was really pretty and then lee sin came and like ate a file and kicked the others around and it was completely gone and Ihad to open a screenshot to see what it was because it disappeared and I was so angry I was shaking at rito for having lee bee a thing that exists why
>>150594370
Lord morde
I know I'm about to get zoned out and deep dicked
>late-game Talon is literally able to kill you by breathing in your general direction
>>150596031
BREACH D GATES
>>150594370
>guerilla tristana
>flashes rank 7 in lane
it's ogre
>>150596824
In what world do you live in?
He falls off hard after 30 minutes or so.
>>150596412
it seems more like its just hard to react as a team because you only have pings and nobody in solo q trusts their teammates
Which qt league girls would brutally murder you? pic related maybe?
>>150597000
i hate this guy
he tries to draw abs but everything he draws looks fucking flat and like if it was made of plastic
also the retarded sameface
This is now Noxian 4chan. Shitpost and meme as if you were a Noxian soldier/noble. We can even have a mini soldiers vs city boys clash.
Wtf /lolg/ I thought you said mordekaiser was trash. He shit on me in lane and I couldn't do anything in lane other then lose my tower. He roams and grabs drag and sieges mid and takes it and by that time he snowballed so hard its impossible to stop him. I even got a jg gang early and just just gets a double kill with his stupid ghost thing. Like what is that damage he shits out? How can he heal for so much?? Fucking cancer champ
>AD malz can still solo baron
nice game lolbabbsi love doing it
>>150597449
>morde is cancer
this is it, we've made it. We've hit peak shitpost. Nothing can surpass what we have achieved beyond this point.
>>150597000
Why does J4 look so beta?
>>150597234
Oh my god sameface is THE WORST.
And it's always the moe/hawt shit that I see it in.
>>150597449
>Gave up a double kill early
>wonders how the enemy Mord snowballed
>>150597531
I couldn't even farm. He would just slow me with that cone thing if I got too close and get on top of me and kill me
>>150597532
Motherfucker just wants to eat a sandwhich leave him alone with that beta/alpha shit guy has a stressful life.
>>150597579
I was playing riven and she should be able to shit on him shouldn't she?
>>150597597
Have you considered that you are maybe terrible at this game?
>>150597658
>riven
nevermind, answered my question
>>150597532
Why aren't you answering the question?
>>150597000
why does lucian looks so angry
>>150597449
>Letting a win more champ snowball
A fed anything will win game. Even a trash champion.
>>150597692
Cause thresh killed his wife
>>150597430
The only thing I agree with Noxus on is that Riven is a piece of trash.
>>150597692
Dude is just drinking coffee wtf he looks angry???
>>150597687
Because I don't want to be murdered brutally by an anime girl
>>150597738
> A fed anything will win game
Unless it's a fed LeBlanc, of course. At least the assassin update is happening, can count on sigil getting % max hp true damage on the second activation.
>>150597692
Why do you not want to answer the question
>>150597831
Yes she fucking will
Blows up all the squishies and the team mops up the 4v3
>>150597000
Why is garen starring at J4 from the bushes?
Post controversial opinions.
>Death's Dance is the best AD item in the game
>when you man handle a Jax as Darius
>when your adc is copying Tyler1 and is actually doing pretty decent
>too bad he's fighting an ashe and ashe is still fucking aids
>too bad you've got an Akali midlane and a Jungle twitch that end up feeding a 0/5 jax and annie
>too bad that 3 of the enemy team were plat and you were the only gold on your team
>too bad that he ends up coyping Tyler1 to a T and runs it down bot all game.
>>150597921
Idk anon. She's made out of paper
>>150597761
I hate these sexy fanarts that completely ruin the personality of the character.
>>150597921
if you have an exceptional leblanc
but otherwise she gets popped and guess which kind of players love her
>>150597831
Tank leblanc when?
>>150597000
Why is Vayne in a cafeteria when shes supposed to be in a certain Noxian sex dungeon
>>150598031
Homie, pay attention to teh context of the conversation and try again.
>>150598030
>sexy
>ruin
>>150597430
Have you guys seen Draven's new show?, it was to DIE for!
>check mmr on opgg
>says I've got 1456
>lose next game
>check back in like 30 minutes
>says I've now got 1487
LOSE GAMES GAIN MMR
>>150595353
@150593461
>>150598007
So is just about every other goddamn carry in the game.
>tfw spending 10 minutes in queue when bronze
Why the fuck do I bother with this stupid fucking game?
Almost a full row
>>150598130
It's like you don't have access to internet and 10000000000000 picks of sexy women.
If I wanted to imagine fucking any sexy chick I'd look up that. If I want to imagine fucking Riven then I want to imagine fucking Riven.
>>150597968
if you need the cdr
otherwise no
I really wish I could play Azir well
How am I supposed to get an S
>>150598353
Just gotta go spam games till you get him down
>>150598365
"accidentally" take more CS
CSing is a huge part of whether or not you get an S rank, probably the most important seeing as going 7/7/16 with sub 40 CS as Leona was an A+, but going 5/8/12 with 70 CS was an S
>>150598365
not enough wards probably
>>150598365
literally steal as many kills as you can
That's all you gotta do for support S ranks
that probably would have been S+ if you spread 16/0/16 instead of 0/0/32
>>150598117
the implication is that most people dont have a leblanc good enough to rush in, pop a carry and dash out without getting CCd and ripped apart like the piece of wet toilet paper that she is
most people will however get a fuckton of kills on her early/midgame because its easy to do so. so no, a fed leblanc will not automatically carry the game.
Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c
>>150598365
>not getting any kills
youre supposed to get a kill.
>>150598457
The fact that people are so hardcore about "Supp don't CS" is insane.
>>150598365
>reddit riven
>>150598510
Oh I'm sorry, was the argument "fed LB automatically wins the game"?
You wanna try reading further up?
>>150597989
>when ur team feeds
>me unga
>team bunga
>>150598541
Yeah really. At the start of the game? Go ahead and take all the cs, I'll just use my targon's stacks to take some stuff and get us both gold, but late game I need my tank items too and that 20+ minion wave bot needs to die
>>150598610
>A fed anything will win game
>A fed anything will win game. Even a trash champion.
are you okay anon? maybe if youre disgustingly fed but a leblanc getting a 1v2 mid or something does not equal victory...
>>150598730
Especially since people can be so braindead about making sure the sidelanes aren't snowballing.
Supports scale just as good with gold as anyone else.
>>150598730
> going to a sidelane to catch the wave lategame as a support without TP/global, allowing the enemy team to pressure everything they want
Spotted the silver.
what do i build on vayne?
>>150598960
Damage
>>150598960
damage
>>150598856
>Supports scale just as good with gold as anyone else.
No they don't, that's why they're supports.
They don't need the gold because they offer utility.
Sona is for ______.
>>150598960
Triforce into full tank. As a champion who gets free AD from ult and free max % hp true damage from W you don't need any more damage.
I don't know what the fuck to disenchant it be a shame to get rid of them.
>>150598804
Yes it will.
Like I said, fed LB pops squishies easy.
By the metric of "well if a shitter plays them..." then no champion can carry.
A fed LB will win the game for you.
>>150598884
What am I going to do as Leona at 300 hp after we just aced them?
I want my mom back
placem and watchem!
:0
>>150599050
x-ddd
>>150598884
>not having TP on support
>implying wards aren't up to see if enemy team CAN pressure the map
Use your head if you want to get out of Bronze.
>>150598960
these are her core items
>>150598996
>because they offer utility they don't scale
wut
wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
You ever been hit by Zilean bomb?
Fuck do you need to look up how their utility moves SCALE?
Have you ever even played Support?
>>150599148
>triforce on vayne
is it really that good?
>>150599225
Supports do scale, but unless EVERYONE else on your team has 6 items, elixir and sold boots for triforce, the gold will be strictly better on them than on you.
>>150598996
>Not wanting your supportZilean's bombs to deal 1.3k damage per bomb
get the fuck out of here
>>150599289
literally reportable if not purchased
it's in the fine text under griefing
>>150599225
>they don't scale
THEY DON'T SCALE LIKE TRADITIONAL TANKS OR CARRIES DO.
Did I ever say they didn't scale?
No.
So fuck off.
There are damage supports too, but they don't need items to do damage, like Zyra, Brand and Vel'koz.
>>150599309
>support Zil builds damage instead of more utility
Worst support ever.
>>150599304
So what you are saying is "No" to all those questions, right?
Because right now it sounds like you are just saying shit without anything to back it up.
Like, it sounds like you are saying that scaling utility isn't fucking strong as balls.
>>150598996
>Implying a gold starved Soraka is even 1/4 as effective as full ap or full tank
>>150599348
d-doesvayne topworks?
>>150598996
>No they don't, that's why they're supports.
>Karma ult Q
>Karma's giant shield
>Sona's ult Q enhanced auto
>Alistar never dying because he's tanky as fuck
>Leona never dying because she's tanky as fuck
>Soraka making all your poke completely worthless
>Zilean blowing up your squishies with Q W Q
>Bard 1v1ing your adc
>>150599349
>Not building Rabadon's on damage supports
What the flying fuck? You really don't play support do you?
>>150599117
>Draven triple kill 5 minutes in
>>150599401
Yes
I don't understand how I get these project caches do I only get one when I earn a box but I am fucked once I run out? Or do I have a chance at earning one randomly?
>>150599452
i'm not that guy but rabbadon's on ap supports seems a bit excessive, i'd rather build utility AP items
is it actually good?
>>150599530
Fuck yeah it's good.
I mean read the situation sure and build what the team needs but fuck if I've regretted buying a Rabadon's on an AP support.
>>150599401
No. She's forever meant to be a bottom because she's cute and young and petite.
>>150599435
>AP Karma
Always fun to shield your niggas for 1k
>>150599642
And that shit has a low ass cooldown so they NEVER DIE.
>>150599530
No, he's just being sarcastic.
D-Cap is the most expensive item in the game, if you buy it on support, you are doing something very wrong.
>>150599435
All of those champs have utility in their kit, but giving them a bit of gold or a kill will never make them 1 shot an ADC or be an actual tank like a top laner/jungler.
Gold to carries much more worthwhile.
>>150599043
Breeding.
Alright /lolg/
what should my name be for maining zilean
and what skin should i go with
>>150599750
NotAnAlarmClock
>>150599736
but only with Big White Cocks
>>150599712
Fuck you being sarcastic.
Rabadons is fucking amazing on AP supports that have strong scaling/low cooldowns.
Also who gives a shit about 1 shotting a carry? The carry gets plenty of gold from minions and assists.
>actual tank
>Alistar and Leona are not actual tanks
Do you even play League?
>>150599750
Groovy Zilean is the only real option
>>150599750
ReligionOfPeace
Shurima
>>150599838
In particular this one.
>>150599750
Za_Warudo
Classic
>>150599845
>>Do you even play League?
What did he mean by this?
>>150598960
Bronze: Youmuu>Boots>PD>IE/ER>BorK>GA
Silver::BorK/Youmuu>Youmuu/BorK>Boots>PD>IE>GA
Gold-Diamond: BorK>Boots>PD>IE>an actual defensive item>GA maybe
>>150599936
That he's not sure if the person plays League?
>>150599501
You buy the three 750 ones and crack em open
You then fuse those three fragment things into a box and crack it open
You'll end up with this stuff
The next box comes out on the 9th
>>150599838
>white
anyone want to play a game or two on na
>>150600031
>Still believing in the myth that nignogs have dicks
>2090
>>150600031
That nigge has some pretty hands
>playing bot games cause leveling new account
>bots always barely make it out of a scuffle with like ten hp
>Every
>single
>time
If I'm a jungler, why would I start refillable pot instead of 3 pots?
>10 minute queue trying to play top lane
>so play a game of support
>my adc (draven) gets fed as balls
>still lose
I literally can't win as support.
Lisandra kept saying I was baiting her. Whenever I went to her lane and qed someone she'd go all in on them.
>>150600471
It's better on Jungler's with comfy first-clears, like Aatrox or Udyr.
>>150600471
If you don't need three pots to get through your first clear healthy then it's way more efficient
>>150600561
>>150600614
Oh okay. Most of the junglers I play don't have enough sustain and the third pot is my safety net.
I was asking because I'm spectating a J4 jungle right now who took refillable and his dumb ass had to back after just gromp and blue because he got too low.
7 Picks the champ I one-trick on my new account
>>150600058
Who the fuck are you?
>>150600743
>starting blue as J4
>>150600760
Yorick
>>150600760
Teemo, and you have to play Cottontail.
>>150600543
Report for Unsportsmanlike Behavior and do it again.
It's a team game, just because you are support doesn't make the 4 other people magically retarded.
>>150600836
Whenever I jungle I pretty much always start bot side, because I know I can get a better leash from adc + support than from my toplaner.
>>150599481
>thresh dcs right after
lucky for us
unlucky for them
elo boosted nami/cait get a free win..
>Pick support
>Choose the option to play support
>Click on the box that reads support
>Make it a possibility that you will play support
>Queue up with support as one of two options
>Build full damage
Fucking WHY, and they always get like 12 deaths yeah it's real nice you did as much damage as the rest of us, really glad you also had our number of deaths combined at the end of the game
>>150601047
>nocturne jungle
>that skin
Good fucking taste
>>150601053
So long as they got sightstone I don't see the problem.
If it makes you feel better building full damage doesn't spontaniously cause Supps to explode
Crit Lucian will returnScreenshot this
>>150601260
Is that a top lane Nunu?
>"Do not bring back nunu top"
Because he is so shit?
>>150601260
Crit Lucian was never gone, it just spikes later than Youmuu's+BC, so if average game length increases by a considerable amount, then crit becomes more viable
>decide to go to bed
>sleep for about 1 hour and a half
>brothers are screaming and laughing
>wake up
>can't sleep anymore
well just fuck my shit up senpai
>team is "lol weed XD" kids
>"im so le high XDD"
>call them out on being leaches on society and afk at base
>they cry at me saying how pot will cure everything and how i should smoke pot to be cool
>brag about "making more money in a year than you do in your life"
>check op.gg
>consistent 9 hours of playtime a day for weeks
Weed kids BAKA. Oh well, feels good adding a loss to their account.
>Be a nice guy and let top pick for me and we'll swap since he didn't want 2nd pick
>Pick Irelia for him and match is about to start go to swap
>Sits there for a half hour doesn't swap
>Go into game and says "nononononono thing froze"
>Leave game
I expected nothing and I was still disappointed
>>150602012
Daily Reminder that pot kiddies are leaches on society and should all be shot for the betterment of the world.
>>150602012
>being even more of a child then stonerfags
congrats, you achieved something
>>150602093
I play 2 games a week.
They play 9 hours a day.
Me enhancing my enjoyment by making stonerfags cry is worth it. This game is their fucking life. Me not doing something for 20 minutes literally ruined their day to day life (9 hours a day jesus christ) and failed them their promos.
.
I don't understand why anyone would play support
Like shit, it's not fun.
You dont farm, you can't kill, you can't take objectives.
Even with great decision making, you still need your team to follow ur shit.
>>150602163
yeah
so?
>>150602167
This. Whenever I'm about to flame a support for a bad play or anything, I just remember, shit man they're just a support, I honestly pity them.
>>150602206
Lol Weed XD Kid Detected
>>150602167
>>150602226
Honestly it isnt that bad.
>get shit adc
>call him out
>''Woah support, you're right, adc is shit''
>ruin someone's game experience by not being toxic
>fun
:^)
>>150602328
no just like
they're going to continue to do the same thing they always will do. They'll just think you're an asshole and then move on, and you have a loss. I don't get the point.
>>150602328
You say you play 2 games a week. You literally wasted 1 of those games just to spite someone.
I fed yasuo 3 kills in the early game as Kayle... Then he got an early top lane inhib.
Somehow we won.
Never in my life have I been carried so hard. I think it was our leona.
>>150602408
Stonerfags legally don't have rights
As a proud American citizen, I take any opportunity I can to shit on the lives of the leaches on society
Defending leaches is irrational.
>>150602491
And it gave me double the fun anon. If you're a real american you'd kill all stoner kids
>>150602553
>>150602163
> I play 2 games a week
> They play 9 hours a day
That only makes your behaviour more pointless? 9 hours a day is like 90 games a week. You have spent 50% of your playtime to ruin their 1%. How is that worth it?
>>150602697
>>150602706
I can already tell you two degenerates aren't voting for God Trump.
>play as kata mid because i want ez elo
>our olaf wont buy mr
>our ashe is a fucking brainless bot that dies 1 v 5
>our blitz gets ttriggered if someone pings his overextention
>they keep feeding the xerath while attacking the fucking tank
>mfw bot duo flames me for "noob no help" when is a 1 v5 woth full hp enemies
>mfw olaf wants to "le report 4 toxic" just because i told him to buy magic resistance "olaf you should buy mr if you gonna dove xerath"
>mfw duo bot lies and tells im flaming asll the match while they flame the shit outta me
>mfw we could have won but these brainless animals gave them the match
A wise support player told me that the key to winning as support is not talking. If you talk you lose.
I'm gonna try some sona RP now. I'll let you know how it goes.
How old is Hashinshin?
He looks 26+
>>150602736
Try harder
>>150602504
As Kayle, laning phase does not matter as long as you have decent farm.
After around 25 minutes you should have been able to kill Yasuo 1v1 and splitpush.
t.lv 7 mastery Kayle
>>150602736
I support trump too.
I thought I was the last one left after how this week has been. /pol/ is #shill4hill now days.
>>150602873
Well at 25 minute he was playing with his team and I was killing super minions for 10 minutes straight.
My team won 4v5 fights somehow, even though no one was particularly fed. It's because leona was a god imo.
>>150594968
>what is shyvana
>>150603001
Spectator bug, nothing to see here :^)
>>150602873
I used to main jg devourer kayle, that shit was op until it got nerfed to every 3rd hit on ranged.
Now I try and play kayle top, I do well in laning but then in teamfights it's like I forgot how to teamfight as kayle, I can't get any damage off at all. I'm never at a safe range to auto and ramp up my rageblade stacks, there's always the threat of being bursted by the ap mid on enemy team or getting wrecked by the adc + supp. I just feel so useless in teamfights with kayle now. (mained kayle jg in silver, and am now high plat so there might be a difference in playstyle/teamfighting)
>>150603001
Spectator bug.
Karma was moved to raptors and alistar heabuts her over. Animation plays in the wrong order.
>>150602781
that's the key to any role imo
the only time I talk is when my team is quite behind, I tell them we'll win and to wait for small throws here and there, and also to get some zzrots to delay the game
>>150603130
So alistar missed the combo?
>full damage xin zhao jungle
>outdamaged by full tank gragas jungle
why are people like this
>>150603181
Looks like it.
>>150602942
Kayle akes takes down super minions fast as shit though, and you should have tp to be able to go in on a teamfight.
What is your build order?
>>150603054
If they have a lot of cc and a strong frontline you are kind of screwed. Try to catch their adc and\or support because you can kill them with your ult. Otherwise, rely on splitpushing which is very easy as kayle.
What is your build order?
>>150603181
If you look at just ali's animations it looks like he did the combo real slow. Certainly seems like he missed it.
Still need a name for being a zilean one-trick
none of the names before worked
>>150603197
Gragas op rito pls nerf
Where are my fellow nocturne DEATHMASTERS located?
>>150603268
nashors -> runaans/pd -> rageblade -> rylai
or
nashors -> rageblade -> runaans -> rylai
finish off with any other item + void
The only times I'm able to successfully play kayle are when my team has 3 tanks, like an alistar + naut + grag/vlad (tanky mid)
>>150603361
loser
>>150603392
How the FUCK do you get blue essence I'm sitting on a ton of level 6 mastery tokens and I literally have 0 blue essence and have gotten any
>>150603392
>tfw I picked up lol again so I can chill out in /vg/ with my boi imthem
>tfw I realised hes on NA and I'm on EU
life is unfair
>>150603487
buy a token from the store doofus
>>150603487
You can buy champion shards and turn them into essence
costs IP
>>150603268
>>150603410
also, if I'm going to be splitpushing I'd rather play someone more reliable like trynd
>>150603507
>wanting to do anything with imcrap
?
>>150603392
>nocturne levels as an assassin
>even though riot explicitly stated that while he looks like an assassin he's a actually a diver
Riot sort yourselves out please
>>150603410
You should not build void unless they are literally only building MR. Wits End is much better because its on hit and gives you MR too.
As I said, splitpush to the max and only team if you are sure that you can win.
>>150603536
Do what you want, I just like playing Kayle desu
>>150593029
Yasuo.
Which League girls wear cute underwear?
Which ones wear slutty underwear?Which ones wear no underwear?
>>150603639
>This set
>>150603639
Soraka wears panties the same color as her dressUnless she's laning with you
>>150603639
>Which ones wear slutty underwear?
Katarina
>Which ones wear no underwear?
Sona
>>150603639
Annie probably has cute underwear.
Ahri has slutty underwear
Kalista has no underwear
>>150603639
>cute underwear
Lux
>slutty underwear
MF
>no underwear
nidalee probably
Brewpost
no sleep edition
>>150603748
>Annie probably has cute underwear.
>probably
You know you can actually see it right?
placem!
>>150603669
sivir is so underrated
she needs more lewds
>>150603850
you would know, you fucking pervert
how do i git gud at kha'zix, i've been trying to play him but i have had the farthest thing from success
>>150603850
L....Lewd!
>>150603901
Don't you forget it nerd
>>150603639
>>150603869
You, their team comp is so bad
>>150603869
Twitch is probably going to get fucked but if he doesn't your team fight is great
>>150603949
is that bakemonogatari
p5 eu duo
?
>>150603992
>rengar
>ashe
>annie
>not getting fucked
What's a good Yi build right now?
>Kled the noxian meme
what did they mean by this?
>>150603927
jump in
delete carry
jump out
>>150604079
>red smite into ghostblade into warrior
>>150603927
1 shot the adc
try to jump out
if u die its 1 for 1
if u get out its 1 for 0
>>150603982
>Caitlyn - British
dammit
>>150603927
>>150604152
honestly the last 6 games i've played in p5/mid plat/gold I have been aids
for some reason i find it a bit difficult to find openings and get kills especially when the opponent picks some meme shit like
volibear
sejuani
zac
etc
that just jump in and cc the shit out of my laners and win
>>150603982
>it's cold so she never sweats
bullshit
b u l l s h i t
u
l
l
s
h
i
t
anyone else think/believe that ashe
masturbates the most out of any champion in league?
queen so has to refrain from sexual activity
married to a chronic masturbator so no sex
the best bull in the league malzahar walking around
>>150603982
>talk about underwear
>completely irrelevant pic
Everytime
>rick fox is getting relegated today
Was thinking about naming my one-trick Zilean account after Edward Lorenz, cause he was the guy to coin the term Butterfly Effect
>>150604418
?????????????????????????
>>150592142
Great taste anon.
>>150592290
I would love to have you as my jungler. Xin is fucking based.
>>150592417
You like onehitting people, am I right?
Xth for birth giving hips
where the obedient Platinum NA bitches who wanna support Daddy at
>>150604696
Please stop, my erection can only grow so large
>>150604696
>cant look at female hips without thinking of the countless females whose hips broke because of stress due to basic training weight-lifting, i.e. rucksacks
>>150604591
name your account brewposting you know you want to
>>150604958
what is this meme
please use a trap so I can filter you
>>150592142
>>150604670
Soraka is nice
Heimerdinger is annoying ^^
>>150605013
>please use a trap so I can filter you
>trap
>>150604958
why would i want to name it that
that has nothing to do with anything related to zilean
>>150605013
I'll one up your offer if you gift me darkstar thresh i'll stop this meme entirely friendo
>>150603639
Lux wears cute panties with frills.
Leblanc probably wears sexy panties underneat the leotard. Ahri is a given. Evelynn is already wearing slutty underwear for her outfit.
For the commando girls I'd say Vayne (because her suit has built-in underwear, like runner or athlete bodysuits), Nidalee because she's feral and couldn't give less of a shit, Katarina because she loves the feel of leather rubbing her, and Jinx because she forgot to put some on.
Queen Ashe probably wears some very classy garterbelt and panties, too.
>>150604696
>>150605013
he's the newest retard trying to become AN EPIN LOLG MEME
If i buy the hextech augment cache bundle thing with the gemstones would that give me
x10 chests from gemstone
x10 hextech augment cahches
?
>>150604418
Anon can you read your post again?
It's sad to think that someone actually wrote that.
Stop before its too late
It's just stupid.
Youre probably on the spectrum
>>150605259
pretty sure im older than the childbearing hips thing
not fully sure but im fairly sure that started around the same time as project ashe
>>150605294
He's beyond the spectrum anon
it's the malz rape is best rape fag
his fanfictions were fucking horrific
>>150603874
True
>>150594370
Any Zed skin that isn't project
>>150605473
her left arm looks fucked
>on losing streak
>can't stop playing til I win
>keep losing for 5+ hours
HELP ME
>>150605418
>pretty sure im older than the childbearing hips thing
>not fully sure but im fairly sure that started around the same time as project ashe
how new can you be
>>150605519
>took another look
>immediately sent flying into the back of my chair
jesus fuck what in the fuck
>>150605418
its older than u son
>>150605536
haha man just stop playing ;)
>>150605519
That's because it is.
>>150605473
Why does everybody hate Sivir so much anyway?
She's cute, fun to play and strong as fuck.
>>150605541
I hadn't seen it in fucking ages the project fiora shit brought it back though
>>150605624
>>150605642
because she is bland as fuck
ADC has to be the worst fucking role because of how goddamn bland shit is
>>150605642
her left hand looks like an octopus/head-crab
>>150605674
the childbearing hips shit started with Fiora release
>>150605759
This skin did a pretty good job of highlighting Kat's underrated booty.
>>150605686
>he doesn't like killing the entire enemy team without even noticing
>he doesn't like going fast
>he doesn't like that feel when you clear a 20+ creeps wave with two autoattacks
>>150603991
>>150603992
yeah we kinda just grouped and ended lo
>>150605887
>without even noticing
not in this meta with the mobility meme alive and well
>>150605859
the hip game on the cyborg skins is ridiculous
>>150605957
I've been spamming project kat for this exact reason
>>150605925
Sivir is literally the third best AD right now
The damage she outputs in fight is crazy
>>150606008
>kat wearing panties
IMPOSTER
placem!
:0
>>150606104
>>150606008
>>150605859
>>150605759
back off you ugly heathens katarina is mine and mine alone
>adcs that dont build bf -> as item ->boots -> finish bf item
>>150605759
It hadn't been posted in fucking ages and the project skin brought it back is what I meant
WeHaveToGoBack or A Zilean Lives for my zilean one trick
>>150601114
>Mecha Kha
Good taste to you too, fellow bugman main.
>>150606225
it never stopped being posted
stop trying to be le oldfag
Does the chat not work for anyone else in champion selection and after game?
It always says logging into chat for me and its been like this for the past 1-2 months
can we post more butts?
>>150606281
it had a period of it not being posted and I've been here for about a year anon
im not trying to be le oldfag
>>150606247
What about Cultural Enrichment or Religion of Peace?
>>150606247
zilean Zidane?
Is kayle the only monster splitpusher/hyper carry that you can take top who can't get completely annihilated by a counterpick?
I want to love fiora but niggers keep picking quinn.
pls halp
http://www.strawpoll.me/10911810
http://www.strawpoll.me/10911810
http://www.strawpoll.me/10911810
>>150606684
Yes, embrace the qt angel
how long do you think it'll take riot to get this new client ready
>>150606803
I think it is a confirmed season 7 released date MINIMUM
>>150606797
I just wish she had a lewd/sexy skin like fiora does. I picked fiora up purely because of pool party but I'm sick of counterpicks.
>>150606451
>Cultural Enrichment
fuck anon i just made a smurf last week but i love this name
>>150606960
Angels are for hugs and carrying games, not lewds
>>150606764
the one with a sweet cape retard
>>150607071
That's my issue anon. Morg has lewd skins. She needs to help her sister be less uptight.
>>150606764
>dragon knight
>all
>>150607160
Kayle should teach Morg to be less lewd
>>150607179
i heard that dragon knight is bugged and makes it harder to control the ghost
and id like to buy something now instead of waiting for that bullshit legacy vault to come back
>>150606764
is lord really that much better?
afaik it doesnt even have new particles(975) as opposed to dragon knight and infernal who are both 520
>>150607247
This is the opposite of what should happen.
>>150607535
shit taste
>its another support CCs the one hit enemy away from you episode
>>150607624
>its youre mordekaiser and you get snared but still in q range to oneshot enemy and your support thresh hooks him away and then gets killed by him
DOES THE CHAT IN CHAMPION SELECTION WORK FOR YOU PEOPLE OR NOT
ANSWER THE FUCKING QESTIONw
Why is top lane so fucking awful with counter picks? In mid I never feel like I'm in a 80-20 matchup. Bot has synergies and two picks meaning you can never actually be countered. Jungle can be invaded but if you picked a weak 1v1 jungle you probably picked a strong team fight jungle and you don't really have to fight them all the time anyways.
Why are counterpicks so fucking real top lane? Should it be this way?
>>150607792
It does
>>150607825
Because there are so many diffrent types of champs top
What is my job as twisted fate? I feel like i never do damage alone. Even with E proc, stun card, q then AA seems to do nothing.
Im so used to playing viktor and annie and other damage champs that playing TF is so strange to me.
>>150607825
Top lane is the alpha lane, you just gotta man up and handle it. Nobody gives a fuck about you unless you earn a lead for yourself and roam, and even then they will silently despise you
>>150607932
you're supposed to get lich bane and rape fucking anything.
>>150606165
shit teams SIGH
>7/7/7
>gambling champ
>card master
>jack of hearts
>twISTed faTe
what does it all mean?
>>150607983
ya but i have to end up rushing roa and i dont get lich till second item.
>>150607624
>its another support CCs the one hit enemy away from you episode
bard tahm or alistair cucked me out of a kill the post
>>150607791
>thresh hooks him away um it's a fucking tiny distance and what fucking snare lasts that long
>>150607958
>Top lane is the alpha lane, you just gotta man up and handle it. Nobody gives a fuck about you unless you earn a lead for yourself and roam, and even then they will silently despise you
>>150607997
>no roa on TF
how are you so garbage.
>>150607932
earn FREE gold from your passive and ult (kills and objectives)
you know what to do.
>>150608084
i was barely in range
morganas q
>>150608174
all on loaf and irelia
>>150608174
>silver/low gold lee and vayne
Automatic win for blue team.
>>150607997
how did a toplane rengar have such little cs what the actual fuck was he doing all game
Talon nerfs when
>>150607912
Plenty of different types of champs mid lane too. Burst mages. Poke mages. Ad/ap assassins. Wukongs. Pantheons. Adcs. Never do I feel completely out of control of the situation.
>>150607958
The thing is if I get counterpicked top in Plat 1 there's no turning it around. It's a certified ass beating, csing only when master let's me. Praying for another lane to get swole.
>>150608282
he needs buffs, make his slow last for 1s or give him a real passive or something
>>150608282
>Blade of the Ruined King
>No Duskblade
It's shit
>>150608220
>>150608198
well that was some homo shit.
>>150592381
>her face when graves eating her out and tickling her inner thigh with his mutton chops
that is why i play graves
>>150608354
I was going to buy duskblade but i had to get sustain instead since it was pretty much a 3v5
It worked
>>150608336
That is pretty much correct but you need to make it work and pray that you get counterpick. You can also start blindpicking safer champions like Kennen (if Ire is banned) so you don't deal with hard counter lanes.
is Morgana thicc?
>>150609097
Only around the chest area.
>>150609097
She's pretty skinny actually, except for her bust
Havent played a while.
What the fuck is the quick command to put drake and your ult cd in chat?
Seen some streamers get this.
>>150609171
have you seen her rack?
>>150609315
can you read?
>>150609097
morg is actually tiny in game, very cute and would wrap arms around
I'm not even a morgfag but damn I would run my tongue up and down her back in the lunar revel skin jesus christ thats some good shit right there
>>150609294
alt click timers/skills
>>150608380
>corki managed to die twice
wooooow
>>150609332
oopsie i missread that as butt
>>150609294
either alt/ctrl click your skills or just click in the tab menu
QUESTION
Why the fuck is Lord Mordekaiser 975RP and Club King 750RP
like what the fuck
there is no excuse for Lord to be 975
>>150609406
>>150609482
Deecent.
Thanks bois.
>>150609589
cause lorde was made like 4-5 years ago and he didnt get any skins since then until KoC morde
>>150609637
but wasn't there update that was supposed to fix skins' prices?
When you're silver and your senpai says you have the right mindest to get higher than gold, you just have to work on your mechanics, then you fall into bronze and they still believe in you and then you climb to gold. I need to figure out how to plat now. /blog
>>150609705
git gud
stop using weebspeak
learn to use paragraphs
>>150609705
just play more
Have I become the cancer, /lolg/?
What if sona is actually muscly under her dress
and her butt is so big because she squats
What's this mastery flash thing people do after they kill people? It really tilts me.
>>150609705
Gameplay knowledge and decision making is what separates gold from plat.
>>150609920
You did really, really badly but you're not level 30 yet so it's k. Keep learning anon.
Also you don't really need to block out names. Nobody cares.
>>150610143
>Not level 30 yet.
???????????
And yes, I got buttfucked by Ekko at the start, but then I started bursting every motherfucker.
>>150610229
I saw 200 games played and I assumed you weren't 30. Now that you mention it I don't see any experience bar.
You're really new at least. The game went on for far too long, your build is poop, and you have negative cs.
>>150609958
that's stupid
sona hovers everywhere so it would make more sense for her to be out of shape
>>150610368
Ileft the game for 1 year and I'm starting again and since I don't know shit about the new meta I buy the recommended itemsplease forgive me
>>150610383
Goku hovers everywhere and he is ripped as fuck, so fuck you.
>>150606008
sauce?
>>150594229
TimeStopNow
WhatSeasonIsIt
>get camped by panth rengar duo
>team flames me for being shit at Renek
I mean i guess man.
>>150610537
But Goku trains a lot
someone explain to me why matchmaking takes so long in fucking silver
>>150610842
time of day
>>150594370
Jaximus
>>150610893
i played at 6pm yesterday and it took 14 mins for me to find a game and thats usually peak time
>>150610383
Maybe she works out when not on the rift
>>150610978
Maybe she sucks my dick when no on the rift
>>150594370
Omega Squad Teemo
Jesus I feel like people are getting stupider after I started only queueing 1-3 games a week
Sivir building botrk over LW into 4 armour item darius and 2 armour item support
team refuses to bait the baron because their toplaner has TP like ??
if it wasn't for my catches on their jungler and me literally 1v4ing and winning multiple times they would have got fucking rolled
i swear people weren't this stupid when i was queueing hard like 3 months ago
>>150610842
Game is either dead or matchmaking is broken in one way or another.
I've noticed that when I queue in normals it's far more common for me to be playing against someone of a similar skill level now than it used to be. It's very rare that I'm laning against someone who's not plat/diamond but the games as a whole still have wide variance. Unranked. Bronze. Plat. Dia.
I wonder if it's trying harder to match up lanes with similarly skilled opponents.
>>150610978
she'd get raped on the spot if she stepped into a gym unsupervised
How to fix the pink ward issue:
>pink wards now give 100 gold when killed
There, no more pink wards in literally every bush
>>150610808
And who says Sona doesn't? Your headcanon?
>>150611378
That wouldn't fix anything
teams would just be effectively trading gold because everyone will still buy pinks
>still no diaper wearing champ
why live
>new game released
>everyone is exploring new aspects of it and sharing our findings
>new guy comes in
>explains that he arbitrarily chose one small part of the game to 'main'
>starts asking people how best to 'main' it
Are all league players this autistic? Do you inform your basketball coach that you 'main' 2 point layups and refuse to do anything else?
>>150611504
Okay, how about this one
>pink wards removed from the game
>>150600760
Annie
>>150611553
and what do we do about stealth?
>>150609958
we have skins
we know sona is soft and pure sex
>>150600760
Diana
>>150600760
Urgot
>>150610108
I know like 60% of the cooldowns of the top of my head at 0-20-30-45% I know how to ward and anticipate ganks, as well as my damage output and my teammates. I know how to use my minions to trade.
I don't know how to push an advantage, or shot call and can't carry.
>>150609763
Git'n gud'r
No desu
Run-ons are the only truth
>>150609804
I've put so much time into this game it's embarrassing I'm not high plat or low diamond. But that's what happens when your silver friend who got you into league is the only person for you to learn from for a good year.
>>150600760
Yasuo top with ignite and flash
>>150611631
buy the red lens and git gud
DIRKA DIRKA BANDLE JIHAD
>>150611678
except red lens has time between it scans and doesn't doesn't allow for targeting.
also does nothing unless you're actually on the person already.
so again, what do we do about stealth?
>>150600760
aatrox
>>150611769
add oracles back into the game
>>150611824
but it still has the range problem.
what don't you like about pinks?
as it is only the support can realistically buy them late game and they still have to give up an item slot for them.
you're lucky they haven't implemented a "pink slot" like many people keep asking for.
Anyone want to be my friend!
>>150612074
sure what server?
>>150612028
Stop accepting the new paradigm where there has to be true sight in every corner of the map
Oracles elixir is fine
>>150610842
Queue up as support
which champs let me spread the word of the lord?
>>150612115
North American Server
>>150612118
>Stop accepting the new paradigm where there has to be true sight in every corner of the map
>new paradigm
??????
Anyone want to do some normals on EUW just for fun?
Post name I'll add you
No weebs or betaboiis allowed
>>150602553
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, I smoke every day, but only after work like a normal human being. Just because I smoke pot doesn't mean that I am a leech on society. It's like calling people who drink alcohol societal leeches. It's bullshit.
>>150599050
Shit man, I just lost to this last night. Along with an AP Udyr top.
ITT rate the likelyhood of this list coming true
>Large scope reworks(rework from the ground up ala Sion/Poppy):
Kayle
Tryndamere
Evelynn
Irelia
Urgot
Nunu
>Medium scope rework(new model+ abilities but defining iconic skills kept ala Shen)
Pantheon
Xin Zhao
Galio
Singed
Kalista
Jayce
Mundo
Cho'Gath
Diana
Aatrox
thoughts?
>>150612118
There's only 10 pinks max at a time. Why is true sight a problem for you?
What champions are the most and least rapeable?
>>150612394
Add Wukong to medium scope rework
>>150612394
Don't you touch my kayle you fucking heathen.
>>150612329
>arguing with a post from over 3 hours ago
Chill brah.
>>150612537
just woke up, was reading thread
>>150612397
Everywhere there used to be a ward there is now a pink ward
>>150612487
most ? obviously sona
least ? I dunno anyone with a stun
>>150612394
>Large scope reworks
kayle
Irelia
U wot m8?
>Medium scope rework
cho'gath
diana
Xin
Yea, ill have 3 of what you're smoking buddy
>>150612723
But sona has a stun?
>>150612537
Kayles kit is a fucking mess
>Has base melee form even though theres no incentive to engage in melee combat and E has a near 100% uptime
>Literally Tryndamere levels of braindead right click and forget
>only thing that seperates good from the bad is when they press R
>no real counterplay, just a stat check DPS race
brah
they could make her 10X cooler
>>150612503
and Morgana I think
>>150612681
In what divisions and regions, bro?
>>150612831
master eune
>>150610383
Maybe her movement seems hovering because she is tip toeing with ripped leg muscles, like a ballerina.
>>150612397
I mean if he thinks pinks being everywhere (which they really aren't due to inventory limitations) is a new thing in this game I doubt he can properly explain his problem with pinks or a suitable solution.
>>150612884
So why should the game be changed to cater to a junior league?
>>150612681
There are less pinks now than ever mate.
Obviously you didn't play before they put a limit on wards.
>>150612983
Name me one other time there has been pink wards everywhere in this game
You can't, cuz there hasn't been such a time before
>>150613065
This has nothing to do with my league
>>150613117
>Name me one other time there has been pink wards everywhere in this game
Seasons 1 through 3.
>This has nothing to do with my league
It's to do with you, then. Why do you hate pinks?
>>150612828
Where is the counterplay in renekton dashing in, stunning, spinning his glaive, and dashing out? Where is the counterplay to getting kited by a mallet gnar?
The fuck is your boner for "counter play" about?
Also kayle pushes lane by last hitting or must go risk life and limb to melee minions. That's why she's melee despite being 100% ranged later.
Yo guys 2 days ago some guy on Craigslist sold me a $100 RP code for 15,000 RP for $60. And it worked. Today I bought a $50 code for $30 for 7200Rp and it worked. They were Amazon codes and he even showed me the order number on Amazon and sent me screen shots and all the codes worked. How is he selling $100 worth of RP to me for $60? I can't figure it out and all of the codes worked
>>150613242
If you actually played during those seasons, you would realize that there weren't any pinks around at all
And it has nothing to do with me either, it has to do with the stupid amount of pink wards everywhere
>>150613117
when the trinket gave free pink wards
>>150613256
prepare to get b&
>>150613117
Pinks didn't used to have limits per player and they used to be invisible, but only lasted 3 minutes (pinks in key locations won't usually last longer than this nowadays anyway)
>>150613346
>If you actually played during those seasons, you would realize that there weren't any pinks around at all
LOL what
pinks were implemented early in 2009
>>150612828
E is designed like that for a reason, you harass her when its on CD, also Kayle needs 37% cdr for E perminantly up
Yep brain dead, apart from you're a squishy mage that generally doesnt build lifesteal
>only thing that seperates good from the bad is when they press R
(which is true of nearly everyone except maybe Udyr)
No counter play except just stun and burst her, or walk away from her when she's ulting, or playing jax or irelia or a good panth, or a decent mage that will out range her, like anivia or viktor.
Lulu is the sweetest, most adorable lady, and i wanna cuddle and protect her forever!
>>150613496
wait my memory is shot, maybe that was before the official release
either way pinks were there at some point starting in 09
So all of this project core crafting shit is just to get the First Strike loading screen portrait right? The confusing explanation and ominous music on the page is giving me a headache trying to decipher how all this shit works. Is it worth spending and of my IP on this stuff?
>>150613471
Nobody used that trinket
>>150613496
It's not about how long they actually last, it's about the potential they have to last. They force you to kill them, unlike the old ones
And obviously I didnt mean that pink wards didnt exist by saying that there werent any pink wards around at all
>>150612394
Kayle 3/10
Tryndamere 3/10
Evelynn 6/10
Irelia 1/10
Urgot 10/10
Nunu 9/10
Pantheon 3/10
Xin Zhao 2/10
Galio 7/10
Singed 6/10
Kalista 6/10
Jayce 3/10
Mundo 4/10
Cho'Gath 2/10
Diana 2/10
Aatrox 10/10
Now whether they'll do them any time soon is another matter
who a good counter to darius top?
>>150613603
get the 3 750 IP icons, unbox them, combine the augment caches and open that. you get 2 free skins and some shit with it
then you buy the 1500 IP shit on the 9th and get one of the old project skins, if you dont want the borders.
>>150613671
Teemo.
>>150613640
>They force you to kill them, unlike the old ones
So you keep getting baited by pink ward traps. Got it.
>>150613706
your a funny guy.
>>150613768
No that has nothing to do with it
Do you not understand the significance of having to kill the ward in order to make it last 3 minutes?
>>150613245
>Where is the counterplay in renekton dashing in, stunning, spinning his glaive, and dashing out?
you can watch his rage bar to easily tell when its going to happen or when he might attempt it and prepare accordingly. If he uses it without being enraged you can easily trade back.
Mallet Gnar is a powerful combo but its a combo enabled by an Item purchase which can also be countered by a purchase (swifties)
>>150613502
>only thing that seperates good from the bad is when they press R
>(which is true of nearly everyone except maybe Udyr)
lmfao nigga did you really just say that?
that is the stupidest shit Ive heard in a while
thanks for laughs m8.
>>150613703
I thought it was going to be a random project skin from all available? Also if it's just "old" ones, which ones count?
>>150613860
the augment caches you combine from the icons give any skin possible.
the shit on the 9th gives you any project skin that is not katarina ashe or chrononigger
>ashe goes 4/13
>they have the new project skin
>>150613837
The ward also dies if the player who placed it places another ward elsewhere. Don't you know that?
>>150613640
you could stack like 5 pinks in 1 inventory slot, don't even bother trying to say we have pink wards more consistently now that you get 2 max and only the support can get them post 6 item marks.
back then they were invisible so you were forced to drop your own pinks to counter it, now they aren't invisible (meaning you don't need to buy your own pink to beat theirs) but you're forced to kill them due to them lasting indefinitely otherwise.
prior to warding changes there was minimal reason to buy greens because you could just drop multiple pinks everywhere per person
>I didnt mean that pink wards didnt exist by saying that there werent any pink wards around at all
you have fucking downs dude
>>150613671
Vayne
>>150613256
>>150613481
No they would have banned me in 24 hours if it was fake, they don't fuck around with RP and money. My friend got temp banned in less than 24 hours cause of Credit card issues
>>150613842
>the counterplay to mallet gnar is to never get near him ever again.
Might as well alt f4.
Kayle is weak early and auto pushes her lane. She is also useless if you gold starve her. That's her "counterplay"
>>150613671
teemo riven
>>150613772
for you.
>>150613920
>Project ekko goes tri and mallet
>gets stomped by singed
>>150591678
Who's the author of this pic??
>>150613245
>The fuck is your boner for "counter play" about?
https://youtu.be/DePjQJaZpqg?t=249
its completely vital to the health of game.
No counterplay = No fun
no fun = ded gaem
pretty basic stuff desu.
Do you think you would enjoy mario if you werent allowed to jump over enemies?
Ask a league of lel elderfag who's been playing consistently since the beta anything
(I missed most of S5/the start of S6)
>>150614000
>the counterplay to mallet gnar is to never get near him ever again.
I never said that though
I said the counter to mallet was to buy swifties :(
>>150614030
Since league is a dead game there is no counter play in it. So your boner for counter play is nonsensical.
10.4. Got it. Understood. (Thank You!)
>>150614145
What was the most fun champion? What was the most broken champion? What was the weakest champion?
>>150614150
Swifties doesn't change anything in the interaction of mallet gnar face fucking you unless you use them to never get near him again. You're still permaslowed and not catching him ever again.
>>150599043
hardcore anal and A2M
>>150607932
Use red + q to push waves easily, not as good as viktor but still.
roa + blue card should be enough to never run out of mana in lane. Get lichbane 2nd item.
Tf is supposed to snowball his teammates.
>>150614169
ahh
step back
hes resorting to memes!
>>150614235
>most fun
Urgot
>most broken
warwick
>weakest champion
Azir/Viktor
>>150614252
well Gnar is a bad example as eventually he gets forced into a melee only form.
I think frozen mallet Teemo is a better example
>>150614235
>most funPre hotfix release LeBalance
>most broken
Beta TF by a mile. His ult was a global basic ability and he had an AoE stun on his yellow. His Q also did a shit ton more damage
More recently I'd probably say S3/4 Kassadong
>weakest
Current Nunu is pretty garbage, although a lot of champions have been at similar points in the past.
>>150613256
Bump
Why do you guys think that the PROJECT skins are bad? They aren't perfect but they're goodin my opinion
>>150614519
Ashe model is too small and doesn't have big enough hips for safe passage
>>150614519
Who said they're bad? All the females are sexy as fuck (and I'm going to get a male for my free one, watch)
>>150614519
I only like Project Lucian, maybe because default Lucian skin is pig disgusting, I mean the guns are ridiculous not the fact he's a nigger
>>150595237
what's the secret?
>>150614414
Why would you get mallet when rylais exists
>>150614768
The best teemo build has 0 ap. Ap teemo is worthless.
>>150614768
Rylais only slows with Q and R not with autos.
>>150614768
why would you bother getting a slow Item when Tenacity masteries ,Swifties and deadmans plate exist?
you poor fool
*teleports to a ward behind you (after 6 seconds)*
Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
*steamrolls you with base damages and herald buff*
heh....another victim falls to the meta golem
>>150615013
*notices ur lane is unwarded*
heh...he'll never see the countergank coming...
*runs into ur lane*
Prepare...to meet ur fate...
*uses full rotation of skills on u*
Nothing personnel...kid...*flicks hair*
>>150594370
Jaximus, without fail.
>best friend comes back to league after spending 2 years in the Philippines doing humanitarian work or some shit
>he forgot me
;_;
>>150597000
>all the women with nu male faces
what is this shit art?
>>150615289
I'm sorry anon
I'll never forget you though!
>>150592142
Fiora is my go to top, the other two are junglers :^)
Why is account selling so hard among these kids?
I just had a guy want me to give him both the username/password AND the passcode from the email so he can switch it to his email and only then he'll send RP.
Like, who's stupid enough to fall for that one?
>>150594616
>Aviator irelia
This
As an irelia main I only use Aviator if I'm on a roll and feel like going balls deep on someone
The exception to this is in first or last game of promos, in which case I always use Nightblade.
The rest of the time i rotate between lotus and infiltrator and sometimes classic if I haven't used it in a while.
Which champion is the biggest definition of "walking ult"
>buff sona
>hotfix gut her
>gut her even more
>next patch more nerfs
>ressurect a corpse only to kill it again
lmao laughing @ your game senpai shits L I T
>>150615498
Probably malphite
>>150615498
Warwick? Literally the ult: the champ: the no pressure until 10+min: the fuck anyone who plays him in jungleWW top is acceptable, as a substitute for Nasus
>>150615506
>>ressurect a corpse only to kill it again
>>150614824
Zzrot movespeed teemo though? Just cs and never fight, just harass them out of lane. Take grasp of the undying for good measure and tenacity masteries
>>150615498
Malphite, Galio or Amumu
WOW TF IS TRAAASH LATE GAME
cant even ult onto the carry and kill them because my damage is pathetic.
>>150616258
>amumu is a walking ult
t.silver shitter
>>150615469
I need help selling an account. where do I go?
>Solo queue.
>pt?
>si
>3 fucking portuguese
>fizz jungle that LITERALLY ganked NO ONE
>ashe that only speaks in portuguese
>passive agressive alistar
>by minute 20 it's 50vs5
t-thanks
>>150616517
What are the details
>>150616751
it's on EUNE and B2. I want 10$ RP for it
>>150616258
Amumu is a walking super abyssal scepter
Galio is a memepick but can actually be pretty stronk if built AP/HP + hybrid resist Items
Malphite is 700 armor FUCKIGN INVINCIBLE JACK! YOU CAN HURT ME! but more or less is the worse on this list if not going ebin on-hit slap build
>>150615407
details on riv jg?
>>150616695
How
>>150616808
Lmfao
>EUNE
>B2
just keep it and have fun trolling in B2. What's the point of selling it for $10 RP, lol ur not even getting cash
do I still build a spirit visage on vlad against an all ad team?
>>150616902
Urgot top fed the gangplank, I fed the enemy yasuo and hecarim, bottom fed blitz and vayne
It was a fucking shitshow.
The jungle never died because he never ganked.
I'm not exaggerating
Can anyone explain why people don't go Cinderhulk Elise anymore? I'm low elo, so I don't really understand much behind how Elise used to be compared to now and how Cinderhulk was a common item to build on her. If I played it, would I be hurting my team in Ranked?
The fuck happened to brew and why is he pissed
>>150616971
if a skin that I like ever comes out I'd like to get it. I'm not spending my own money on this garbage game.
please? I just wanna get rid of this account and get something out of it. just point me in the right direction.
>go to bed
>Thread still up when I wake
Dead game.
>Q up for adc but get mid
>tell current adc that i'm a pro level vayne and he should switch with me
>he refuses so i threaten to afk
>"whatever, we'lll just remake"
>load into game and run it down mid along with minions feeding leblanc first blood
>"/remake isn't working, fuck you vayne"
>alt + f4
>>150617093
dont know dont care
>>150617203
You sure showed him
What are the funniest champs to play? The game feels a bit bland. What do you like doing?
Thanks.
>>150616891
I usually start red side, Kruggs>raptors>red. Standard Riven runes, I don't like taking thunderlords, because I prefer the 300 health from strength of the ages. Her clears after her 1st are insanely fast, if you have enough for tiamat after first back go ahead and do that into jungle item, otherwise start building your jg item. It's not great, but it's not that bad.
Big
Fat
>>150617203(You)
>>150617319
shit
>>150617058
People used to go cinderhulk elise because tank junglers were really popular at the time, so they would build pretty much full tank and just abuse her kit to be useful all game. Now it's all about the carry junglers so she doesn't have to build tank. I wouldn't build tank elise, especially in low elo, because you'd have to compensate for the stats with game knowledge and using her kit well, along with your team making use of your stuns, but if you prefer that playstyle, it's still perfectly viable.
Tfw no vxv lewds
>>150617093
he got shit on yesterday for being a beggar after he tried denying it
guys what happened to hotshot
>>150617653
got shot
guys what happened to nagi
>>150593052
There are studies that prove otherwise, ignorant anon.
guys what happened to league of legends
guys what happened to blackstar
>>150617590
NNNNNNGH
>>150617701
Is he still dating Lily
>>150617840
you can't date someone if you're dead
>bullshit ass losing streak
>fell from plat 4 to plat 5 (0lp)
>finally got out of it, win 3 matches in a row
>happy about it, go to op.gg to see that stats out of curiosity
>3 gold Vs, 2 silvers and a fucking level 30 as teamates or enemies
i am in trouble, right?
>>150617880
thresh and kalista would like a word with you
guys what happened to twitchfag
>>150617915
Same situation here
>>150617915
>caring about your shit elo instead of playing the game
wew lad, you can do that when you are actually good at the game
>>150618042
Aids
>>150598291
I don't give a fuck how old this post is I need to address how retarded it is. Humans are sexual beings. All of them, all of us, exist to be sexualized. Being sexy is a core part of who we are, and with that in mind you simply can't ruin a human character by drawing them in sexual situations. It simply makes them more human and relateable. If you're complaining about characters behaving sexy in a way that doesn't match their character you need to be more specific.
Is taking Xin Zhao into a Fiora a bad idea?
Should I just use Jax?
>>150600760
Le man of hunts and one shots from stealth
>>150618318
u should just open
>>150618313
>vaynexvlad isn't ok
>But your pic is
Why are people so retarded and virginal
>>150618371
>changed name
>changed text
nice! see you in the dota 2 general!
>>150618606
do you live on lolg?
how sad your existence must be
kill yourself
>jungling with yasuo mid
>start to feel that I should have dodged when I see that he has 0 cs 3 waves in
>decide to give him the benefit of the doubt and camp his lane
>give him 5-6 ganks, he gets a kill each time
>he starts doing well
>gets cocky
>gets caught out constantly
>"wtf jg 0 ganks report this hecarim"
Friendly reminder to always dodge or ban yasuo
>Take mid inhibitor after pushing all 5 together
>Group again
>They start to head mid
WHY
CAN'T YOU SEE THERE'S NOTHING THERE ANYMORE
>>150618704
why
>>150618712
>>150618816
T. Bronze 5ies who can't carry
>>150618858
so nobody has to endure your useless existence anymore
>>150618882
I carried, it took 60 mins, but I carried
>>150618042
lissfag Drove him to extinction along with the ashefags
there is still hope for champfags though the threshfag is new and jinxfag is still going strong if lissfag is removed waifufags will return
>>150618816
>lol just group up and push mid, no matter what
>no need to guard jungle entrances at level1, better just sit behind my tower and jerk for that 90 seconds before minions hit the lane
Why are these kids this bad?
>>150618928
if his existence is useless, why are you acknowledging it
holyshit your logic, kill yourself, fucking make an icicle out of bleach bleach and stab yourself in the neck with it
>>150606764
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10911810
King of club fuking retard
>>150619032
>fucking make an icicle out of bleach bleach and stab yourself in the neck with it
heh, that's a new one. Mind if I use it?
>>150619032
>just ignore the problem and it will go away
can human cancer even be killed? must be hard living without the option of suicide, im sorry pal.
been playing one game pre day so i dont rage to diamond
works pretty well usually always win my first game then lose the rest
>Get a key
>Go to hextech
>Game crashes and refuses to let me back in
This shit keeps happening no matter how much I repair it or reinstall it.
>>150619129
>discussing the problem is solving it
true cancer in this general, how about you start killing already you hikki fuck or are you too fat for that too
>>150619406
>projecting this hard
go and suck your faggot boyfriend you're defending's dick you cuck loser
I kinda wanna go over every champion level 1-30 and then sell the accounts. Might be fun. Would probably get better at the game too. Question is how much could I sell a level 30 OTP account for each?
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go in the river tomorrow if you're on Summoners Rift.
happening thread will be posted tomorrow
so long space summoners
>>150598365
>>150598365
this is how
S+ janna
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
autism fighting it out
-------------------------------------------------
No more autism please.
>>150619771
>tripfag
>asking for no more autism
>on lolg
w0wza ! ! !
^^^^^^^^^^
no more tripfags welcome to the blacklist channel
--------------------------------------------------------------
no tripfags pass this line
>>150619856
Filter and move on
>>150619556
>projecting
cant even respond and just assumes shit, guess i hit bullseye
lmao end yourself worthless fuck, just do a backflip into a pit or something
>Adc rushes 4 attack speed items.
>Proceeds to whines about doing no damage.
This shit makes me have no regrets going mage support and taking their kills.
>get given secondary role (jungler) instead of top
>enemy picks darius (my main)
>he has dunkmaster and flashes mastery 7 every second
>he sucks and gets dumpstered
lol
>>150619925
most useless and braindead post i've ever read
typical lolbabby, sub 60 iq
>TFW my desk/chair setup is awful and gives me constant shoulder and wrist pain
>Even my school's library set ups are infinitely better
I didn't even know a set up could be so bad that you couldn't sit at it longer than an hour. I legit have to take a break after every game.
>>150619925
I'm projecting my image of Ashe onto you.
Can we fuck?
>>150619906
>>150619856
Hehe XD le epic memes autosmobros
>>150618318
>xin top
Fiora can outduel you early, mid and late.
>>150600760
Trundle
it's a good flex pick can go any lane
when will parties larger than 2 be banned from the game?
I've lost too many times because my team is just a 4-man shitter squad
>>150591290
I get very angry when I read riots "leaguespeak" and epic fucking jokes when im reading patchnotes
>when all your lanes die at level 1 or 2
>when mid viktor can't lane against mid draven and has to keep backing
>>150619992
guess i destroyed you too hard
nothing personal, dont cry kid, get a thicker skin next time
>>150617590
>it's an "ADCuck can't dodge the blitz grab" episode
there's a reason I hate playing support and it's because adcucks are literally braindead children who need to be carried every game
>>150620608
that's what you get for playing shitpicks that can't gank at level 2
>>150620578
They're getting more shameless too; Kled might not be the best release ever but he doesn't deserve getting called a meme to begin with. I'm thankful Draven isn't being released right now.
>>150620729
>talking shit about the hardest role whilst playing the second easiest role
lmaok
>>150620783
They didn't die to ganks
>tfw I get nervous even for normals
I can't take it anymore
from now on, I play what I want, where I want, and i no longer care about winning or losing, i'm just gonna have fun and my uncarryable feeding teams can kiss my ass
>>150620836
that's why you gank their lanes at 2 so you make sure they don't do anything stupidand then they feed regardless
>>150620876
thats the best way to not climb
the second you dont care anymore is when you go full retard and will be stuck with 1k games in silver
>>150620656
I've got the 20 million dollar prize pool though
go buy some epic for the win chroma packs for your new champion, Kled, the Epic Meme
rofl
>>150600760
Urgot
>>150600760
Yasuo :^)
>>150618427
>why are obvious jokes okay
Gee anon, I dunno
>>150607932
>What is my job as twisted fate?
To gank other lanes.
>>150620951
>implying i give a fuck about climbing
lol i gave up on ranked years ago
>>150600760
>>150620608
how does viktor lane against draven before getting his ebin waveclear item
>>150621253
Apparently by eating 8 autos to the face
>>150620876
>playing for fun
revolutionary
Why is this faggot sad? Doesn't he have a loli gf?
whats a really troll support to play to fuck with my adc
>>150621482
he misses his parents, hell i'd be sad if i lost my parents even though i was getting the tight anime pussy
>>150621482
he's sad because riot couldn't give him a decent lore
>>150600760
Gayren
>>150621482
No?
>>150600760
Ekko.
>>150621157
It's a lewd doesn't matter whether it's serious.
>>150620676
No, I am part of this thread now. Part of you, part of each and every one of you. I am in your veins. I am League of Legends.
>>150621610
warwick
>>150600760
aatrox
>>150621709
>>150600760
meme man of 4 shots
>>150621610
yorick
>>150620541
just add a "only match me with soloq" box which you can tick.
>>150621709
>Still posting this shitty ass chart
Why isn't this fucking reportable yet. Does it count as commercial spam?
>>150600760
Kalista
>>150621898
They can't split the ranked community any more. Queue times are high enough and matchmaking is loose enough now as it is with the game declining and everyone refusing to support.
>>150600760
Jungle/Top AAtrox
>>150619312
Gl anon
>>150621709
>Search what edgeplay is
>get THAT
o-oh man.
>Ekko top is fotm
>AGAIN
Oh look, it's that huge backlog of other games I wanted to play. I guess it's time to catch up.
>>150619561
You can buy level 30 with enough champs for ranked and 15k ip for like $10
>>150621928
No
And sorry I don't think trundle is a good husbando
>>150622283
>This shitty ass retort
The trundle fucker should get banned as well, but you should get banned for life for being this braindead.
>>150593029
Reksai
>>150622347
Yo if intelligence was a reason for bans from lolg I'd be the only user.
Yes I tip my fedora
New
>>150622247
>>150622247
>>150622247
>get dunkmister dorito from project chest
Is it worth it cause i dont play darius
>>150612723
>sona most rapeable
you cant rape the willing
>>150594194
Dragonslayer at least has the regular particles, arclight is objectively garbage
>>150617590
>>150619958
>be given mid lane
>playing as talon against a zed
>he says he mains talon and that my skins sucks SKT is best talon skin (i own Dragonblade)
>keeps making fun of my build (starting youmus and then dusk instead of cleaver)
>spams laugh , mastery and says that "he could teach me how to play talon for rp"
>proceed to destroy him and mutilate their adc to oblivion
>everytime he dies i just type ";)"
>"report zed afk"
Why did vi's winrate go down?
>>150624492
you looked at her
>>150622478
I still use it everytime I play Darius but I miss that I can't spam my dance for BM.
>3 weeks already
>ping at 110-ish
>playing with 50 now looks far away
I'll demote if I don't play ranked. My picks were Darius, Vi, Yosua, Ekko, J4, Voli and Yee. What do you reccomend, /lolg/? Both Riot and my Internet Service Provider couldn' t care less about me, I'll have to stick to this ping.
>>150593029
nocturne
a message to the fetishits of poppy
how bout no?