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>Previously on /xivg/!
>>150165489
xth for collars
くコ:彡
It's over.
xth for lalabois are miracles of the universe
>>150200513
nyo
>>150200379
>msg rock lizard on steam, asking why she shitposted so much and why she suddenly stopped
>says she did it for herself
>she liked it
>she was good at it
>"I was... really..."
>"I was alive."
>logs off
>haven't seen her since
what did she mean by this...?
Haven't had a good sneer in a little bit.
>>150200634
Jei is cute!!
What do I have to do to be called a "horsefucker" here?
Hey, /xivg/, does anyone know what's the latest naughtyWeaver version and where can I get it? Or do you guys use other mods?
>tfw you've been collared
I'm so happy...
>>150200651
>>150200785
rock lizard posts
>>150200651
>she
nth for Highlanders
xth for crashing on startup
>>150200845
rock lizard is confirmed girl though
so is seto
>>150200865
>>150200983
i'm a girl too
>>150201061
take new screenshots instead of posting old ones all the time
>>150200983
Elk is the only girl here.
>roughly 900k exp for a 1-50F run of potd at lv 40~45
This exp probably scales to shit once i reach HW levels but holy shit this was probably the fastest 40-45 leveling i've ever done. Much better than aurum/DD for sure.
rock lizardgirlpussy
>>150200983
Why do I have a dick then?
>>150200225
What's supposed to be wrong?
>>150201230
>tfw this lizard will never step on me and call me names
why even live desu
>>150200983
Can I be a girl too?
>>150196331
I like how this image gets smaller every time it gets reposted
>>150201383
>Why do I have a dick then?post it
>>150201486
we're all girls until proven otherwise
>>150201486
we're not on tumblr, can can't have gender
>>150201573
That's gay senpai
>>150201601
Thats discrimination towards cans, if a mayo jar can, a can can also canwtf did i just write
Mado will die.
>>150200723
so are you fawning over seto, shana, or sena "i pretended to be a newfag" sanjou? do you even play the game?
>>150201764
I don't know about you but I sexually identify as a Trans-Am.
>>150202179
cuuute who is this
>>150202173
Yes, his name is Bis Koi.
Why does Mado pretend anybody actually likes his diaper shitting ass?
>>150202453
Biskoi is cute!!
>>150201230
Sooo cute, I love this lizard!
What is the quickest way to level now? Just spam Palace of the dead?
>>150202802
same
>>150201805
same
>finish leveling a crafter to 50
>ez leveling with hq leves and ixals
>now to quickly level MIN so I can stop buying ores and shit
>I'm sure leves will be just as effective
>it isn't
Is there no more effective way of leveling these? I completely forgot how the fuck I even got BTN to 60, but MIN feels like a goddamn drag right now. At 28 so I can make some money selling silver, but this grind feels awful. Ixals won't let me hand in anything either, and GCs are only once a day.
xth for Guffy's soft pink boysoles
xth for seto's BP
>>150202802
it's a pretty cool lizard
>>150202130
It's "fucking first place", this has been your English as a Second Language lesson for today!
Additionally, you can appear smarter by excluding common cuss words from your vocabulary! It's very common for young foreigners from third world countries such as Poland to overuse "fuck" and "shit" in regular speech.
Which is easier to playon controlerWAR or DRK.
>>150202173
>tfw Sena will NEVER EVER answer the why did you pretend question because whatever he comes up with, is going to sound retarded and fake
>>150203456
war
drk is really finnicky as it is, it'd be awful to play on a controller
>>150203565
Thanks,squid kid.
where is your favourite place to fish, xivg?
>>150203268
best au'ra in this general <3
>>150203456
WAR. It's easier to fit all your important buttons on the crosshotbar, since you can use macros to reassign buttons as you swap stances.
the stench of Algerus is very strong itt
>>150203226
No...
gotta love the starspangled subligar
>>150203712
anytime
>>150204042
>those muscles
jesus christ
>>150204042
>huge muscles
>tiny bulge
lay low on those roids man
>>150204265
>squid is into muscle worship
>>150202864
No, potd really isn't that time efficient, it's just braindead easy and gives you big chunks of exp at a time. Highest available dungeon if you are tank/healer and highest dungeon/fates are still probably the fastest for DPS. That said I like doing potd because I can watch TV during it without feeling guilty, like FATEs. And if you know you're gonna want at least one potd weapon then it makes sense to grind it a bit as you are leveling.
>>150200379
>>150200634
>>150200721
>>150201935
>>150201805
>>150200723
>>150203435
notorious ban evaders
>>150204417
no wtf
he just looks shredded there
>>150203804
>since you can use macros to reassign buttons as you swap stances.
I hope you're joking.
>>150204737
why did u backstab rock lizard??
>>150204929
ur not even good shittou, if we need advice on licking black dudes feet we'll ask u
Anyone know the name of the song that plays during the rogues guild cutscene where Jacke ate V'kebbe's sandwich? I can't find a video with the cutscene to example it.
>>150205523
"Diapered by 2am EST" composed by ChantDuDiaper
>>150205192
>no rebuttal so they just dismiss it as some avatarfag they dont like
>>150205136
Why is this aura so small?
le shirou has arrived
>>150205192
what lmfao
>>150205685
i know right
Where are all the elezens?
Max height lalafell are creepy.
Do we know yet what this 'secret glamour' being given to Fan Fest ticket holders is, yet?
>>150205853
Being comfy.
>>150206232
Well it is a secret
As a returning player, which is better between BLM and SMN? How do the 3 healing jobs compare to one another?
Also are crafting/gathering worth doing anymore?
>>150206325
BLM
WHM>AST=SCH
Yes
>>150206232
Considering the minions, probably yuna/tidus outfits
>>150206325
WHM and SCH are core. AST is lol.
>>150206279
this giraffe is super cute!how does her legs fit in there though?
>>150205853
Purging heretics
>start leveling a class from 1
>cant take leve quests
what
>>150206279What's going on on the bench right next to you?
>>150206325
AST/SCH is best pair
AST = SCH > WHM
people say otherwise but they're memeing based on the fact that it was shit at 3.0 and no one bothered with it since. compare for yourself
>>150206653
hunting log
>>150206509
>>150206554
Thanks
>>150206325
BLM has higher single target damage, SMN has higher AoE damage, but BLM still does good AoE. I would say that BLM is a bit better, but SMN ain't bad. SCH is indispensable in 8 man content, WHM is favored over AST, but AST is usable. The only thing AST brings compared to WHM is damage buffs which are good for fluffing parses or farming. For 4-man dungeons WHM is king, other two are just fine though.
Crafting and gathering are absolutely worth it and that's the best way to make big money other than selling clears.
>>150206653
You should be able to. I do 1-30 on the Adamantoise tears leve when I don't feel like actually playing the class and just want a skill.
>>150206325
>which is better
I think BLM is preferred in raids, but they're both fine right now and if you prefer SMN you can probably do just as well with it
>how do the 3 healing jobs compare to each other
SCH is still completely stupid and has a guaranteed raid slot, though rumors say it's getting adjusted in 3.4
WHM is solid
SE is still trying to figure out what they want AST to be, people meme on it here but it's not a bad class
>are crafting/gathering worth doing anymore
yes
>>150206786
did 1-10 already
>>150206232
its thancred and Y'stola 3.0 outfits
>>150206771
2/10. Obvious bait when you compare it to a post like >>150206831
>>150207062
>if you don't explain in depth, you're baiting
okay?
>>150205853
Can't be bothered to level when everyone is asleep.
xth for FATE FAILED.
>>150206771
>ASTs trying to get into a pissing match with WHMs instead of uniting against the most braindead easy healer in the game
you guys are worse than aether mael
>>150206771
here we see ast apologists rushing in, probably the contaginal mechanic himself
>>150207149
Great, you figured it out instead of arguing. A gold star for you!
I love the Arachne attire
>>150207282PUFFY
>>150207220
>>150207062
>all these sweet AST tears
>>150205853
being high, lol
>>150200379
I see.
>>150207193
Isn't that a dungeon boss and not a fate?
>boob window on nin af1 chest
Fuck OFF Yoshi
>>150207282
WHO is this mysterious moonie?
>>150207220
it's because AST shields simply aren't good enough to compete with SCH, while their regens are competitive/better than WHM while bringing more utility to the raid too
>>150207193
lewd!!!! please delete this
>>150207419
>their regens are better than whms
okay i am done getting baited
>>150207193
how do neets get the money to spend on tons of lewd smut commissions?
>>150207406
nyo
>>150207419
ayy
well baited
Seriously thinking I should have made a lizard instead of a cat.
>>150207638
yes you should've
>>150207502
face it, your class is shit compared to AST
the only reason anyone takes WHM at all is because nerds hate new things
>>150207638
>pic not related
blew the free fantasia already?
>>150207638But cats are great!
>>150207701
>she deleted her fat body from her tumblr...
>150207694
make it a bit less obvious please
>>150207786
whats wrong with your character
>>150207701
Remember last time you posted this and got absolutely B T F O by the archives showing you either have a complete lack of understanding of the English language or just willfully quoted out of context because you don't understand the game?
>>150207502
>>150207612
Not him and to be fair aspected benefic is 10 potency stronger than regen. But then the rest of toolkit comes in and nobody really heals raids with regen alone.
>>150207220
>AST literally copy pasted WHM
>calling WHM braindead easy healer is the same as calling themselves braindead easy healer
I like ASTs, i really do. I would love to raid with one and have it feed me every single ewer they get so i can dps the whole run. But you're just embarassing yourself.
>>150207701
lmao who is this beast?
>>150207382
>>150208148
no, sch is the most braindead easy healer in the game
>>150208148
the fact is, AST isn't perfect but the people saying it's total shit are just as retarded as the people saying it's the greatest. literally duty finder tier players
>WAR doesnt use eye
>other NIN overwrites my edge randomly
Now I remember why I stopped playing NIN with randoms.
>>150208286
MY JOB IS VERY COMPLEX AND APPROPRIATELY BALANCED I AM A TEAM PLAYER AND WE SHARE THE HEALING BURDEN EQUALLY
>>150206580
Iuno, Yokai engineering.
>>150206759
Beats me, maybe you should go and see it for yourself.
Is this even remotely useful?
>>150208204
Fatshua
>>150208379
>WE SHARE THE HEALING BURDEN EQUALLY
>>150208439
it's oGCD so yes very
>>150208439
It's off-gcd damage and part of your rotation, if you're referring to the additional effect, no, that's worthless
>>150208439
>140 potency ogcd
guess
>>150207193
Lance..
>scholar
>a healer
>>150208710
how do I get to sleep with Tynne?
>>150208439
its ogcd
>Tell other DRG they can do BL first
>"huh"
>They dont use it the entire fight
I hate people who give DRG a bad name.
>>150207193
> TFW I kinda want this to happen to my character
>>150207638
Fanta into an elezen
I'm debating turning my cat waifu into a RoeBro just because I never see ninja Roes. Well I think it would be funny I can't help but feel I'm about to kill my toon...
>>150208820
ask them
>>150209054
Post your character.
is anyone here into tender, cute, somewhat vanilla ERP? i cant be the only one here surely
>>150209060
>>>>>>>>>>toon
kill yourself instead
>>150208973
Even so, it doesn't affect you that much as a DRG which is why it's such a great job. You can still just worry about your own normal rotation no matter what, even if the other 3 melee are also DRGs.
>>150209069
okay I'm going to whenever I see them. Which is highly unlikely but can always keep hopes up.
>>150208973
>instinctively use it at the beginning of a boss fight in mhach
>the other drg in my alliance uses it 5 seconds later
ffffffuck
and then half the time on later boss fights, they never use it and i'm left sitting there waiting for them to do it
are people scared of their cooldowns or something?
>>150209131
yep
>>150209131
I would be if i was literate
>>150209419
selzh...
>>150209080
It's over, isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it over?
It's over, isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it over?
You won, and she chose you, and she loved you, and she's gone.
It's over, isn't it? Why can't I move on?
>>150209056
Mega hottie.
>>150209560
shiwo kumer
If each job was a car brand what would they be?
>>150209560
shirou...no...
>>150209131
if ERP, it's the cuddly vanilla kind I do like. Not saying I have not explored other things. You are not the only one.
>>150209560
STOP
>>150209650
STOP
>>150209725
NO
>>150209560
Looksdelicious
>>150209919
Shirou no....
>>150209919
how could you shirou kuma..
>>150208710
I have to admit, getting memed on like this made me chuckle.Even though I was too busy playing the game to make a post in this thread until now.
>>150209919
Shitou wanna watch eva together?
>>150210261
no because he's going to watch all of eva with me not you he's mine
>>150209946
welcome to die
>>150209969
IT WASN'T ME
>>150210051
SEE ABOVE
>>150210261
yeah! it's one of my favorite shows
what happened to rock lizard?
i haven't seen her posting in a few days, is she alright?
>>150207282
Tell me about it! It really is a nice set of clothes. Feels like some sort of a magical school uniform that you would see in one of those chinese cartoons; which is great, desu.
>>150209056
I feel like I need to congratulate you on howgorgeousyou've made your elezen.
>>150210231
Its Tyyne Noon
>>150209946
pot too small, only half of it will cook and not enough space for the ingredients
>>150210434
hehe, see for yourself http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/11291526/
he's dead
>>150210231
i like you and look forward to meeting youone day.
Is RDM out yet? I wanna play a good caster
>>150210434
>talk to rocklizard
>says he's done shitposting
>ask if he's ok
>he says he woke up from the dream
>ask what he means
>he says he woke up
>tells me he's picturing a different ending altogether
>"a clearer vision of the true ending"
>logs off from everything I have him added on
>haven't seen him since
What did he mean by this...?
>>150210261
>>150210356
nevermind, watch it with him!
>>150210784
Do you ERP..
>>150210393
will your eyes pop like bubbles if i poke them with a needle?
Which race is the most ticklish?
>>150210445
Thank you!
>>150210931me irl every inch of me is incredibly ticklish if i'm ever in a room with a boy i'll dieprobably miqo
>>150210457
McCree got nerfed, anon (or so I hear from the grapevine). This meme isn't as strong as it used to be.
>>150210651
I'm in the Discord, and Sargatanas isn't constantly restricted for character creation. Feel free to say hi at any time, provided I'm available.
>>150207193
Can you edit my characters face onto the next one?
>>150211103
He got nerfed hard, buffed hard, and then given perfect balance. Third time's the charm and all that.
>>150211074
wow cute
>>150210575
rock lizard doesn't erp guys
;)
>>150210826
rocklizard and his friends are utter cancer
>>150210575
Post collared cats! And lizards!
What's your favorite type on bondage position?
>>150211387
basic hands tied behind the back, i want them to keep their dignity a little bit still
>>150211310
>>150211482
who is this cute catte this mysterious meowster this fine feline??
>>150211245
McCree got Perfect Balance? How does that work?
>>150211596
Slightly less range than he had after the buff but a tighter spread on his alt fire. Making him capable of dealing with anything shy of a tank pretty well but not letting him counter snipe with a revolver. Patch notes are around, check em out.
>>150211596
He got some training from Zenyatta and Doomfist.
>finally start seeing what the drk quests mean
damn the feels, also every single healer that doesn't dps should level drk to see fray dpsing when their hp is above 75%.
Have you been collared xivg~?
>>150211387Hands and feet tied to all points of the bed as a vibe magic wand is inserted into my pussy and taped to my vagina so that I'm left immobile and helpless to keep cumming over and over for hours.
>>150211835
CNJ quests literally tell you to DPS when healing isnt necessary, I don't think paying attention to the DRK quests is gonna do anything.
>>150211961
nope!
>>150211961
Yes.
>>150211835
You never meet Fray.
>>150211961
I'm the one who puts the collar on others.
>>150212025
Anon didn't you learn in the healing school that when someone is missing even 1hp they need a heal? It's probably best to just keep healing them when they are at full hp
>>150211961
I'm not gay, no.
>>150212129
Do you collar au ra...?
>>150211961never
>>150212025
It's more on a "if a npc can do it, they can do it too". But then i'm sure most healers that don't touch cleric are dps who just want fast queues and get through dailies without doing shit.
I've seen leaf players dpsing more than lv 60 ones.
If each job was an emotion what would they each be?
>>150211282
So that's an "of course I do, idiot"?
>>150211835
>>150212025
>THE WHOLE QUESTLINE IS YOU TEACHING SOME BITCH THAT SHE NEEDS TO GET HER ASS IN GEAR BECAUSE SHE JUST WANTED TO HEAL AND YOU SMACK HER SHIT
>get lv 30 plus people who dont even chuck an instant areo AN INSTANT FUCKING AREO
do healers even watch the damn cut scenes
>>150211387
Nothing in particular.the more restrictive the better though
>>150212407
>I've seen leaf players dpsing more than lv 60 ones.
Who probably get told my trash players/mentors they don't need to, or become jaded by the time they hit 60 and stop.
>>150210575
feast your eyes on cancer
>>150212578
your picture?
>>150211961
yeah... i'm so happy...
>>150211961
I was given one, I doubt the person meant the same thing by it.
What do catboy players look like in real life?
>>150212651
How much for this lala
>>150212578
lmao, are you still crying about rock lizard not being your fucking puppet?
you're the real cancer here, buddy. you need to fuck off.
t.K.C.
>>150209131
yes, hello. pstyuchu ahirubut don't tell my soon to be eb! >w<
>>150212379
That depends on if they're worth it.
>>150212850
i don't erp
also i bet
>"hey anon, can you change roles so my friend can come? They're a really good ___"
>they're bad
>>150212808
What's the best way to level now?
PotD seems pretty good since oyu dont need gear and it's quick if you team isn't full mouth breather
>>150212948
>waaaah erp waaaaah rock lizard's collared waaaaaaaaaaah everyone should cater to me!!!!
lol
>>150212948
Shyv what do you need to do in order to have some lewd talk with you?
>>150212445
warrior would be anger
paladin would be calm
drk would be agony
whm would be happy
sch would be greed
ast would be wonder
mnk would be pride
brd would be curiosity
nin would be aloof
the rest idk
>>150212578
youre a pretty shit friend 180ing on them like that. no wonder so many people dislike you, youre like a little megu or noriko.
>>150213079
what do you mean by "lewd talk"?
>>150212968
You're delusional
>>150212808
>>150212831
1 copy of dragon's dogma and a glass of water
>>150212879
are you saying she's not worth it
how do you make a hot male au ra without them looking like an edgy devil may cry character?
>>150212808
I can't speak for anyone else but I'm pretty much just an ugly, fat version of my character. desu even the grey hair isn't that far off these days.
>>150213196
SMN would be scatterbrained
>>150212808
short and sleepy
>>150213380
by not using the worst face
>>150213380
Youdon't. __________________
>>150204042
>those muscles
omg
>>150213380
>Raen
>human skin and pale at that
whatever you make using that will be shit
>>150213443
catboys with nose spots are mega cut
>>150212879
Would a xaela be worth it...
>>150211164
wow he added his own headband into someone elses art trying to pass it off? fucking loser lol
>>150200148
Hey, Im only lvl 17, but does gear gets more diversified late in the game, or does everyone uses the same set? I mean, tha game already alloes me to distribuir certain points in my characters, but the gear for my class always follow the same pattern. Do i get damage-based gear, tank-gear or hybrid gear later, or it's all the same? It's more a concern for diversified build, vut maybe Im looking at the game in the wrong way.
>>150213198
the irony in this statement is astounding
>>150213535
but this is by far the only good male au ra face
>face 1
constipated face
>face 2
low poly ps2 face
>face 3
edgy dmc face
>face 4
no one uses this ever lmao
>>150213591
well you see, i'm making this character for someone else who wants to play with me. im xaela and he wanted to be raen
i don't get how skin color palettes work in this game and my character is pretty bad as you can see
>>150213079
The only way shyv is fucking anything are the parties that take him into content. They get fucked out of having someone useful in the slot he takes up.
rocklizard is a cat now....?
nooooo
>>150213808
Elaborate.
How is this ironic at all? You literally cut him off and kicked him from your FC because he hung out with someone you don't like. You're a cunt.
>>150213380
there you go
>>150213786
You will almost always just equip whatever the highest item level your class can equip is.
>>150213786
All gear at endgame is the same. And everyone should be using the same stat allocation too. Diversity comes from the classes you choose to play not from differences in one class.
>>150207193
>>150211164
so some anon took the time to edit this picture to falseflag lancia
>>150213947
i didn't kick him lad
>>150212808
Like this
>>150213380
you make them look like woody from toy story instead
>>150214072
fujoshit detected
>>150213894
>female lizard with blonde hair and pale skin
opinion discarded
>>150214181
Gross
Don't call me a stinky fujoshit
>>150213672
Yeah, it gets itchy though
scritch scritch
>>150213894
Are you that one anon that's leveling a healer?
>>150214072
those are ugly and not real men
>>150214038
Then what happened, lad?
Tell us, cunt.
>>150214326
yeah
>>150214341
So pretty much cat boys in-game
>>150214072
someone post the catboy edit of this. it was floating around at one point
>>150214351
why would you ask me and then call me a cunt in the same post
i had no intention of getting deeper into it, and now i'm even more inclined to stay that way
gz
Does it matter what grand company you join now? How much does it effect the story? How different are the items?
>>150214653
No, no, and only in glamour.
It matters only in PvP.
>>150214653
No.
Maybe some words.
Red / Yellow / Blue
>>150213198
>megu or noriko
What do they have in common exactly? One is a thirsty gayboy who wants love and the other is a psychopath.
>300 posts in
>people still posting about drama
can you fuck off for even just one hour
>>150214934
Nori is not a psychopath.
>>150214553
Lmfao
>won't tell anyone what happened because he knows he's a cunt and in the wrong
>still shittalks rock lizard like he did something evil
Shyv, ladies and gents.
>>150215060
fuck off with your retarded drama. i wish they was a branch of xivg for this garbage so discussion could actually happen here
hey brace your backs
(hey brace your backs)
Its Mr. Shiv
(its Mr.Shiv)
and he's here to to spread his salt alllllllllll over the thread.
>>150214072
then people wonder why c@girls go look around for men of other races
If they depended on catbois the race would've been extinct a long time ago
>>150215060
shyv does this a lot he did it to me too
>>150214072
>>150215385
catgirls are whores, npcs and players
>>150215431
give an example pls
>>150215501
>still dodging sharing details
Shyv, I'm not on your side OR rock lizard's, but you're digging yourself a deeper hole every time you post. Be careful dude.
>>150215452
i just noticed the fingernails on the middle one
disgusting
>>150214361
Still need a leveling friend?
>>150215452
perfect
>>150215614
also the guy on the lefthe's also a girl now
>>150214934
Which is which?
>>150210393
is it true
>>150214934
Nori isn't a psychopath though? And leave her out of this, she doesn't even post here.
>>150215892
cus its hella gay to want a catbois cock. no one here is gay
>>150215892
>tfw you just want a straight catboy to fuck your straight catgirl
literally no straight catboys on balmung
>>150216027
message me, proci tia
>>150216027
>tfw straight catboy on Balmung
>>150215892
You do realize "bussy" and "futa" are analogous with being closeted, right?
>>150216084
proci is the worst catboy and eats creampies of other men out of his gfs puss
>>150216263
pigfucker post
Why are cactuar players so cancerous?
>>150213690
Only if they know how to serve. Do you?
>>150216387
no just someone who saw those logs of him literally asking to do that
>>150216257
futa isn't gay and neither is bussy, both of those imply interest in something feminine. maybe you are projecting your closeted nature bub.
What islewdwith Jandelaine like?
>>150216415
I do...
>>150216525
oink
How do I become a Monk master?
>>150216156
You gotta name?
>inb4 EB'd
Is there a list of sluts from here that like to be tickled?
>>150216530
Yep, you caught me.
>>150215614
does the middle guy have something tucked into his trunks in the front too?
>>150216682
you're ugly
>>150216027
>Balmung
That was your first mistake.
>>150216682
I know your name. Is this a ruse or should I send a tell?
>>150200148
>http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>half of the 2.0 small patch OST download links are dead
>>150216843
there's no rp anywhere else, didn't have a choice
cute lalas where
>>150216974
>No rp elsewhere
lmao
DAKARA
>>150216530
>sucking on a cock attached to a guy with fake tits isn't gay
>>150217057
let me rephrase
there is a ton more rp on balmung than any other server
>>150216538
>utterly flamboyant
>immediately skip scene
>months later
>someone mentions they "love the JoJo references"
>tfw love JoJo
>watch the scene
>now also like Jandelaine
>>150216257
Wait. How do you know? Are you gay? I dont look at either so I dont give a shit but you sure do know a lot about it.
>>150216682
>tfw not a catboy to fuck this cat
>>150217048
nowhere to be found
>>150217256
don't try to wrestle with his mental gymnastics
Burning heretics in their homes <3
>>150216682
you're a man irl, stop trying to catfish men you sleezeball
>>150217607
who is this cutie? ;3
>Analyze data through fflogs
>Wonder why your broil ticks are lower than other scholars
>Wonder why i have 35 mind less than other scholars
>Sudden realization that i have been raiding with 35 points in INT for the past month.
F U G
>>150216819
(You):^3
>>150216856
Not online rn but that's me! Dunno how to prove it. I'm running errands rn but I'll be online later! ;D
>>150217532
I'm not biased towards any race... exceptGiraffes!
>>150217396
>You have to be gay and look at gay things to understand something is gay
>>150217769
Alright, I'll be around.Hope you don't intend on disappointing me.
>>150217769
post butt
>>150217769
ugly
>>150216974
Then you weren't looking hard enough. A number of servers have growing RP communitiesin part because Balmung is almost impossible to get into but w/e
In some cases, a smaller, tight knit community of role players can be much more ideal than having to deal with the bullshit that comes with being on Balmung.
>>150217769
>being racist against elezen
Never mind then.
>>150216682
CATFISH TIER
>>150217714
Wat, when did I say I wasn't a guy? No catfishing here, I just think catboys arecute!
>>150217898
Well fuck, the pressures on now @_@
>>150218016
I don't have any butt pics, tell ya what, I'll go on a photo shoot when I get on later and take all those butt pics and pit pics you guys seem to ask for.
>>150218108
I-it hurts ;_; stop calling me ugly! I'm a p-p
retty catgrill!
>>150218345
They're like lanky, weird old dudes... some of the females are pretty though, although they're rare.
>>150216027
>tfw straight catboy but would never get on Balmung
>>150218708
ugly
Post feet.
>>150218708
Aymeric is perfection, you take that back!
>>150217748
good thing its only video games
>3 yokai watch weapons left
>still 90 of the 222 legendary medals to go
Worst event ever. I don't mind the grind but after grinding 10 weapons just to find that you just did 60% of the grind is annoying.
>>150218708I think this c@ is actually really cute.But im not a catboy.
>>150219242
Just don't grind them
The mount look like shit and most of the weapons are bad
>>150217607
I need to suck on this elezen's pussy.And toes.
>>150217048
Casting gun at a bitch.
>>150219378
go inside
would you erp with this dragon??
>>150219242
>Worst event ever.
>it lasts for two months
>gets you to play the game for an extended period and keep those Yoshi Bucks flowing
Seems to be working as intended.
Never trust a swede
>ywn have a tall elezen mommy-dom to rub their feet all over your face as you lick their toes like an obedient dog
>>150218594
>>150218832
>>150219039
>>150219304
No name calling, ugly oh no, Aymeric qt it's true, thanks!
Alrighty, leaving now, will lurk later, got IRL stuff to do, stay thirsty my friends ;D
>all these amazing looking guns
>all ruined by the ugly as fuck gauss barrel
epic, yoshi
simply epic
>>150219842
You can turn it off now.
>>150219842
reminder library gun looks the best
>>150219818
dont come back
>>150219934
HOW
>>150219998
I prefer the adamantite revolver
Nyan nyan!
>>150217445
more?
>>150220103
*crawls out of proci's foreskin*
>>150219750
>>150220154
noun does anyone like you at all? i mean between all the generals and other boards you go to, like does anyone do anything but just barely tolerate you?
>>150220128
/gaussbarrel off
>>150220241
m-more
>>150220404
oh wow
does it make it invisible to everyone?
>>150220452
>>150220318
I make it a point to piss people off on imageboards but yeah, I have people that like me but I also have a lot of people that dislike me!
>>150219375
>Just don't grind them
>I don't mind the grind
I've gone through much worse on gook MMOs, at least the rewards are guaranteed.
My point is that even though you're almost done in rewards, you're barely ahead of the half point in the grind, that can be offputting as getting to this point takes around 300-350 fates.
>>150220497
>→Changes your Gauss Barrel display settings. These settings will not apply to other players.
Sadly no, but it's better than nothing.
>>150220241
I need this elf to stroke my dick with her feet
>>150210913
probably, i wouldn't like that at all
>>150215801
i've never been to africa so i can't say for sure
please post cute au ra boys!!!
>>150219636
Why not?
>>150220519
love it
>>150219560probably
>>150220681
>>150220876
>>150220846
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/13012858/
Would you ERP with this toon?
>150221143
this is bait
>>150200148
>mfw bought black desert cuz dat dank combat
>keep coming back to this tab-target shit
Kill me pls, y I keep getting drawn back.
>>150220846
>>150221085
Kaori is one of the cutest c@s
>>150219636
Why not ?
>>150221217
>falling for fishing simulator bait
cam 4me colin
>>150219750
>not an elezen mother with a permanent smile and narrowed eyes
>tells you to eat your vegetables
>when you bend her over she gives the mildest of resistances out of reflex
>"O-Oh, oh, okay, honey."
>makes cute grunts with every thrust when you're close to finishing
>"Aah~. Sugar Pumpk' is so strong. You were so excited, baby!"
>pats your head and orders you pizza
>>150221463
ugly ugly ugly
Lampshading your sins won't save you now.
Is Kaori-chan the most ticklish c@?
Lonely au ra looking for friends...
PST...
>>150221463
Ugly, cute, decent.
>>150221684
Who are you talking to
Should I play this game? I'm a pretty big fan of Yo-Kai Watch but this spinoff seems like it took a weird departure from the rest of the series.
>>150221463
so much ugly in one picture
>>150221961
It's more Monster hunter spinoff.
>>150221961
do you like MMOs
do you like final fantasy
>>150222161
thats why you fantasiad into my character and ERPed as it you god damn potato piece of SHIT
''Farm'' Parties
9:42 to kill a fukken dragon
>>150221961
Can someone explain the appeal of E/RP? Are you really that upset with the way your life/sex life is? Or is it just that fun to write stories/ Smut?
>>150211103
How do people even join the discord?>>150213443
Really cute /wink
>>150221143
No. Stop
>>150219750
>tfw you're a subby elezen milkmaid who makes sure her husband always has it fresh from the sourceHe even breeds me afterwards
>>150221395
Which one?
Fishing in FFXIV is chill as fuck,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRDzJGnftbw
>>150222379
just some choking, there wasn't really any ERP... i mean, a tiny bit
thanks for recognizing me
>>150222534
People have been roleplaying in fantasy games since the inception of Dungeons and Dragons, and even longer before that. It's nothing new.
>>150222390
>5k whm hps
how? did you just not do shit during ahk morn or something?
>>150222534
Can someone explain the appeal of video games? Are you really that upset with the way your life/sex life is? Or is it just that fun to play cool characters and do cool things?
Can someone explain the appeal of art? Are you really that upset with the way your life/sex life is? Or is it just that fun to paint pictures and draw people?
Can someone explain the appeal of music? Are you really that upset with the way your life/sex life is? Or is it just that fun to listen to emotionally compelling experiences or get lost in a melody?
Can someone explain the appeal of cooking? Are you really that upset with the way your life/food life is? Or is it just that fun to cook tasty meals and be healthy?
>>150222648
black desert, have a few friends playing and all of them say endgame is all about fishing.
>>150222281
Yes.
That a new Yo-Kai, or?
>SCH stealth bragging about his meaningless dps
Yeah nah, no (You) for you.
>>150222953
He was an overhealing madman spamming cure 3.
Virus + fey Cove for first.
Soil + succor for 2nd
Virus +fey Cove for third.
Soil + succor and Etac succor for 4th
>blackcat
hahahahaha does that guy still post here
>>150223420
>ever posting videos or images of yourself on the internet
I hope none of you ever make this mistake.
xth for gilgamesh tree
>>150221463
I wannaBUST all overthat center Au Ra!
>>150223165
>stealth bragging
its called humble bragging, anon
>>150223503
I did once, but nobody will ever get that it was me.
>>150223165
I find more amusing he has % of damage done, hps and overheal % but not % of heal done.
That whm overheal was obscene though, 70% by add phase is ridiculous.
pst if u wanna die
>>150223971
That's hps% not overhealing
>>150223997
Cucking you doesn't seem to be the downfall of everyone who's done it though.
>90k
>go back to main screen
>2002
>client crashes
????
>>150223997
finish your DRK first
>>150200651
Hopefully he's killed himself by now.
>>150223503
I did, but nobody seemed to care.
>>150223420
he looks like ashens wtf
>>150224428
idk if i have it in me at this point
>>150224315
I get a lot of 90k's and I've found that the game just crashes if you click "start" too fast in the main menu. You just have to wait a few seconds to click anything after you get booted back to the main menu or you basically get a CTD.
>>150223562
hey shirou
How does one make a decision and stick to it without second-guessing yourself /xivg/?
Why are there suddenly a million bards and no machinist on balmung?
>>150224774
Because 1) bard is braindead easy and 2) it got buffed
>>150224774
because bard got buffed and people are sheep
>>150224774
Because bard is less work and was recently buffed.
>>150224739
DAMN
he was an ugly kid that turned into an even uglier grown man
>>150224851
>bard is less work
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>brd is easier
do people actually believe this?
>>150224990
>doesnt explain why they disagree
(Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu)
>>150223503
I'm attractive so I don't care
Can you guys take Zan back?
>>150225245
fl@t @$$
>>150225256
it's undoubtedly easier to be passable with but some people believe machinist isn't monk with a gun
vjera
>>150223420
ugh they all have beards and the only cute one is probably that guy with the beanie
>>150225420
fuck your lizard is ugly as shit
>>150225321
Who?
>>150225420
ugly
>>150225441
yeah what up kid
>>150225420
Friggin cute as all heck
why do people say gil is useless?
>>150225943
because it is
>>150225513
>>150225539
grump
>>150225994
why though
Which pure ebin do you want to corrupt into a slut?
>>150224706
heyo
brb eating
>>150211282
>>150211282
>>150211282
>>150211282
>>150211282
>>150210784
>>150210784
>>150210784
>>150210784
>>150210784
>>150217946
>>150217946
>>150217946
>>150217946
>>150217946
>>150221085
>>150221085
>>150221085
>>150221085
>>150221085
The liar and fetishposter incarnate are bored. Report.
>>150225289
mch is press 3 buttons for 90 seconds braindead garbage, then it turns into bard for 15 and then it goes back to drooling retard mode :^)
>>150226129
Kirito Tia
It's not about bard being easier.
It's about MCH being less fun than watching paint dry.
if you wear a collar in this game, ironically or not, you need to kill yourself asap
>>150226129
there are very few pure ebins
>>150226129You
>>150226129
Bad Nyanners
>>150226112
because you can't buy good gear with it
>>150226129
frenchc@
>>150226163
What did he lie about? Tell me the story.
>>150226129
That tanned au'ra that posts here from time to timeShe is pure, right?
>>150226129
B'nhaka
Sue
>>150226296
Tfw he got forced to name change
>>150226129
Awena Marette
>>150226361
probably about his identity
>>150226129
Awena!
>>150226112
there's virtually nothing to spend gil on.
>>150226405No, actually.
Anyone know of any good AST guides? Trying to get better at it.
>>150226361
He pretended to be new afaik
>>150226361
he told everyone he's "a new player and a furry porn artist" while it's sena sanjou, the notorious shitposter
>>150226129
vana uso
>>150226662
i actually already corrupted him into a slut a long time ago, sorry
>>150226129
Cutielander
>>150226545
How to be a good AST in 1 step
Step 1:
Level WHM/SCH instead
>>150226716
thanks abe
>>150226545
The only way to get "better" at it, is be on voip and communicate with everyone to get the most optimal use of your cards. So essentially, make a ton of effort for a small reward.
>>150226440
I don't believe it. Both have to be sluts they just do a good job hiding their ERP.
>tfw actually want to be tickled irl after all the shitposting
How do I make millions in this game? What are the steps that I have to take to achieve this? I'm in Balmung, but ERP is not an option.
>>150226653
>>150226654
>>150226497
Has Moni ever reacted to that? That's some Tofu/Paks tier of manipulation.
>>150226350
>>150226440
>>150226805
>>150226842
I just like the theme of AST better, I know it's not as good as the other two but it'sfun
>>150226937
You're in luck.
>>150227003
He never pretended to be new and people knew he was sena before he even got to 50
>>150226937
>tfw severely ticklish and always worry for the person in question that attempts to tickle me
>>150227148
So why he kept asking those questions only a total newfag would ask? He knew the game in and out from day 1 lmao, stop trying to justify it
>>150226654
>sena sanjou
Who? I'm behind on my Balmung Politics.
>>150227267
A notorious shitposter of Muscle Wizard type. As in, the worst type.
>>150227003
Before joining one if the first things said to me was "this is an alt". Not once did he pretend he was new. He even mentioned it as soon as he joined.
>>150227232
He stopped playing for a year and missed an xpac.
>>150227104
It's already beginning. Check Pixv. It's the nip flavor of the month.
>>150227390
What else have they done? Any notable examples of debauchery and degeneracy?
>>150226969
pst lily celestine
>>150225943
Gil has only has one true purpose: To buy a house. But because housing is limited, it just sits. Useful gear is easily acquired and doesn't require any tradeable materials.
>>150226969
Just do stuff.Like aquapolis.
>>150227417
That's fair, I am actually grateful you chimed in, Jeff.
One question though, why he kept on asking those newfag questions? For fuck sake, I replied to his question about how to continue MSQ. Maybe you will answer as I can't get the answer from the shitposter himself.
>>150226129
Lazanah
>>150227232
>asking questions in xivg
oh no
exposed
>>150227154
>not ticklish in the slightest
>no one ever takes this at face value and sees it as a challenge
>almost guaranteed to start being touched in weird places by even stating it
>>150227417
>not once he acted as if he's new
he asked itt whats main storyline quest, crafting, and how to advance from class to job
>>150227417
Those are some cute cats. Make them kiss!
What's the best bot I can use to level up that won't get me banned? I rolled a new character for a raiding alt.
>>150227564
>why he kept on asking
>>150227804
Any bot.
>>150227667
It's a curse. I think it's constant fear of being tickled outta nowhere that makes it work.
>>150227834
Examples as? The only one I know of is ffxivminion.
>>150227667
I want to touch handlebars in weird places.....
monis name is jeff? but i thought it's a cute grill...
>>150227957
RebornBuddy
>>150228009
My is Jeff.
Ah, so it's Shito
>>150228191
I can never tell if you mean Shirou or Seto when you meme this.
>>150227521
>tfw Nysoph has't invited you to the office
>>150227417
come on nigga, reply
please explain the sanjou to me
>>150227717
Post an archive link
In the immortal words of Ozzy OsbourneI'm not going away
>>150227521
What would you do if you found a poor, helpless c@/au ra knocked unconscious in a dark alleyway?
>>150228015
What are your experiences with it so far?
>>150227564
>>150228431
these are bait
1-3 tank
4-6 healer
7-9 dps
0 uninstall
>>150228516
stop that
also does anyone want to do the aery pls respond
>>150228526
Leveled 2 combat jobs and all 3 gatheres jus fine, profiles are annoying to set up sometimes.
>>150228598
1-3 melee
4-6 ranged
7-9 caster
0 quit forever
my is jeff
>>150228438
fireden is dead
>>150228658
message me, ayase natsumen
>>150228520
Force feed her a bowl of eggs, freshly laid
>>150228725
Even BRD
Odd MCH
0 Go to college and become an astronaut
>>150228791
no?
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/150200148/#150228791
>no strictly vanilla erp virgin to pop my cherry with on our eb night
why
>>150228009
>>150229023
>tfw no married rich guy to pop my cherry and my erp cherry on the night of their eb/behind their eb's back
why aren't I on balmung
>>150229079
hey shitposter, i know you havent made a single game related post in a few months, and most of them are blankposts or one liners about "c@s" but can you comment on
>>150227717
>>150229079
monimonimonimoni
>>150229186
this is bait
>>150229249
this needs to STOP
>>150229186
there is literally no answer you would be satisfied with
>>150228000
WHO IS THIS
>>150227917
I don't understand. Is that a fear that ticklish people have?
post moon cats, need inspiration to make one
>>150229386
moon cats, need inspiration to make one
>>150229386
moon
>>150229386
look at NPCs for inspiration. teleport in and out of mor dhona and iddlyshire a few times to cycle through them all.
>>150228658
too ugly, sry
>>150229386
Okay: >>150228516
Do I just need to send an app to join curtain call?
>>150229386
>unironically playing miqote
Come on dude, you can do better than that.
>>150206325
Ok here's a non-shitpost.
BLM is better at single target and for targets that die quicky. SMN is the fucking AOE king.
SCH is still the same as ever. AST nocturnal is widely considered useless and outclassed by SCH in every single way.
As far as WHM vs AST, at the end of the day, they both get the job done. AST is better at healing two targets simultaneously (like in the case of Thordan Ex's knight phase or Hummelfausts, or anything else where both tanks are taking significant damage), WHM is still AOE King. AST has lower personal dps in exchange for dps buff cards, so they're a good choice for healers who aren't totally comfortable dpsing, since you'll only be expected to throw out combust/combust ii every 30 seconds. WHM has the highest single target DPS of all the healers, but is MP limited. Gravity is also no match whatsoever for Holy, so WHM is still the preferred healer for dungeons.
>>150229563
the fuck did you just say
>>150229507
Ooh! That's actually a bit similar to what I was working with. Really pretty. Thanks for the response. Later gonna post a picture of options
>>150229079
Are you slamming the salami right now?
>>150228387
You need to schedule a appointment. That's how offices work.
>>150207374
Like, zoinks.
>>150229719
time to use a fanta shyv
Anyone else feel like NIN is just really fucking powerful?
>>150229954
nope
ayyyy im out of money.
I'd fuck everyone in this thread.
EVERYONE.
>>150229954
not really no
>>150229948
no
i like my spooky squid
>>150229954
I'm playing NIN now and wish I was playing MNK
>>150229954
Every class is really fucking powerful when you git gud. That's the magic of git gud.
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/12356192/
what went wrong
>>150229954
Not at all, it's super stylish though
>>150229954
nah
>>150229386
>>150229249
tfw I love this c@
>>150230314
moonies areSLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS
>>150230314
This cat right here got it.
>>150230314
ugly
>>150229954
You can go balls-deep as a NIN and still won't even come close to a competent MNK.
>>150229079
More cute monies please
would you erp with a real cold blooded lizard girl?
>>150230539
all day everyday
>>150229369
I'd like to think so! it's more that they know that you're ticklish, and even though they MIGHT be kidding about doing it, they could just tickle you outta nowhere and limbs start flying.
>>150230301
I want to make love to you in this weeb oasis.
>>150230539
not a max bust one.
>>150229569
>>150230819
what about now
>>150230819
what's wrong with max bust?
>>150230660
step into my girl kissing den if you dare
>>150230046
fuck i really need to remember my trip.
>>150229845
The heck does that mean?
>>150230502
Here you go.
>>150230728
just how many commissions the degenerate had done?
>>150231040
proci is SO lucky...
>150231049
>150230728
bait
>tfw No Man's Sky is confirmed dogshit
>>150231003
you know. every time i try to hug you or pet you you just respond with "bababaababbababbaaba" and run off.
>>150231040
>collar
kys
>>150231236
pls explain
>>150231259
Maybe his house is on fire.
>you will never eb bnhaka
why even live
>>150231236
it took you this long to figure that out?
>>150231297
Someone reached the center of the universe in 1 hour.
>>150231259
That's a typical 4chan epic for the win behavior. Hopefully he'll Jason Bourne again and earn himself another public ban
>>150211282
>>150210784
>>150217946
Time to evade, miss Sanjou
>>150231459
Thank you for your work on survelling and bringing justice to B'nhaka "Sweet Feet" Vhis.
>>150230979
Dont have to go full flat! But it's okay.
>>150230991
Dont like how 100 lookes in this game. 80 is better.
>>150230314
Nude imgur gallery pls
>tfw there are no more good MMOs with an actual relevant overworld, exploration and adventure
sad
>>150231236
>>150231456
Okay, but what's No Man's Sky got to do with XIV?
>>150231456
It took him 30, and that's with a poor design flaw in Atlas Stones.
Au Ra make no goddamn sense aesthetically. They look like accidents of clipping, not something a sane person would design on purpose.
>>150231028
ily selzh
>literally sitting on your phone and chain reporting for two hours
You know what time it is, Aaron.
https://my.mixtape.moe/cmajel.mp4
>>150231040
You know are you cleaning your rife.
>>150231914
too bad i have no more money for a subscription till the end of the month.
I'm waiting for the moment Memeaika slips up and says something epic for the win in all of his 4chan glory. He deserves a trip to the Mordion Gaol, that will set him straight. Anything to keep him shitting out avatar supplied selfies in "raid" for a couple of days will bring me immense pleasure.
>>150231259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjc6MVh1L5E
garbage
>>150230314
I wanna kiss your c@ all over!
>>150231909
The females are ugly abominations
>>150231459
>>150232067
Smells like..
Oh what's the word?
>>150232218
teen spirit?
>>150230314
Let us make many ugly moonie babies
>>150232035
Weren't you like 22? :^)
>>150231003
i bet you kiss boys like a fucking big gay lol
>>150232351
Weren't you unsubbed? :)
>>150232501
I'm still unsubbed
>>150232593
So vacate this general, Asperger
>>150232370
i will not be provoked
>>150232035
>can't spare 12 bucks
That's some pretty poor money management right there.
>>150232637
you too
tfw lonely
>>150232637
Shouldn't you be getting mad at the shit eater for not having an active subscription too?
>>150232218
Smells like the Dodds himself.
If we just range banned all non-US IPs, this general's quality would improve ten-fold over night.
>>150232840
If Paks was assassinated*
>>150232351
im 21. i dont get paid till the end of the month.
dont get a job kids. it sucks so bad.
>>150231990
The heck does that mean?
>>150232985
That is not enough. Dumb Yurotrash like shyvana and guffy need to be removed, and all Australians should have been shadowbanned ages ago.
>>150232840
>shana, guffy, paks, bnhaka and puttel all gone
yes YES
>>150233017
he means are you doing the backflip into oblivion on the chromesphere boss
>>150233145
hello
zzzzzzz
>>150231665
>tfw I always send them lewd tells about sucking their feet
Surprised my alt hasn't been banned yet.
>>150227717
>>150233017
hey :)? avatarfags usually love to reply to everything! whats stopping you now?
>>150232998
>i dont get paid till the end of the month
>end of the month is today
>not being paid on the very last friday of the month so you receive the payment within the month you worked for
Top lel
>>150233225
Bnhaka isn't an issue
all of the rest are to an extent
Although all avatarfags deserve to die in the end.
>>150232840
But then baguette c@ would be dead
>>150233482
>Bhnaka isn't an issue
how new are you? if he wasnt an issue he wouldnt have received a public ban lmao
>>150233017
Dont play dumb with me.
Are you in the progress of stroking the one-eyed snake right now!
>>150233386
>person X can you please answer the question that only person Y can know
do u have autism
Abe deserves to die.
>>150233580
Some sacrifices must be made for the greater good.
>>150233427
no. i meant the end of august. all of my money this month went to bills and food.
>bjc@ litereally puts penor inside of Zandera's vagina
>he literally khoomed inside
>stratos wants to kill himself because Zandera Ebd naka
>>150233605
They aren't an issue anymore.
The real enemy is Australians. Fuck Australians.
>>150231040
Moni you never sent me cute pics in that set..
>>150225441
Hi, been busy playing el free weekend R6: Siege and ESO.
Can I help you.
>>150232998
But you said you are 22 :^)
>>150233894
I thought he spent all that money to visit her and she wouldn't let him fug
>>150231040
>>150227717
hey :)?
>>150233974
Says Selzh toilett.
>>150233974
guffy uncovers the facts once again
what would xivg do without him?
>>150233974
Did you really go look that up just now? Or better yet did you have it saved?
>>150233974
Legit question why the fuck are you still in this general
>>150233974
that not me.
>>150233985
>She wouldn't let him fug
More like she tried to get him to fuck her.
>>150232069
Get your queerass weeaboo shit outta here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8
>>150234214
nope. its totally me
>>150234206
Yes
I remembered him saying he's 22
>>150234210
I'm bored
>>150234214
Same trip
>>150234068
>person X can you please answer the question that only person Y can know
do u have autism
>>150233974
THE GAMEMASTER IS ALSO THE ARCHIVEMASTER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
Reminder.
>>150233985
>>150234259
She was grinding her bp against his penis and he litearlly cumed inside.
>>150231909
>>150232209
Actually Au Ra are very cute.
>>150234419
>Are you saying I'm not worth it?
gets me every time
>>150234370
to anyone wondering. selzh's tripcode is ##heavyduty1
ther. now anyone can be sc@c@
So Guffy was the archive autist all along.
>>150234419
who the fuck is this and why should I give a fuck
>>150234363
you're cool. sell some shit to fork out the dollars.hope you got some good food.
>>150234419
I like how even the guy she's talking to took 2 minutes to reply to the "Are you saying I'm not worth it?" because he was probably sitting there looking like this for a minute
>>150233287
hi cutest lizard
how are you
What the fuck are you people even talking about.
>>150234731
Take your armor off and take a screen.
Now.
tfw
l
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l
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>>150234548
lol. no its not.
>>150234068
He will not reply to you as it would leave him in a problematic position. However, he'll gladly reply to the next post cats bait. His 4chan friends already informed him in game that it is le bait and he should not answer, and Shitushka, being a good tool he's always been, will obey.
>bjc@ actually fucked Zandera's bp
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkg
>>150234553
Nah, he's just really obsessed with selzh... For some reason?
>>150233287
I am in love with you and your sister. please EB me!
>>150234725
asleep, good night
>>150234943
That lizard is taken though.
>>150234943
who is sister...
>>150234068
>>150234859
You were asked to post archive link
You never did. Even retard swede can use archive
>>150234859
>person X can you please answer the question that only person Y can know
do u have autism
>>150234548
>secure tripcode
retard
tickling is a shit tier fetish
all of you fuckers who are into that shit should be ashamed and reconsider your lives
>>150234843
do something about it instead of whining anonymously
>idiotic swede can quickly use the archive to find evidence
>pak- I mean put- I mean Chemo can't even look for a brief second for an easy archive search
lmao
>>150234548
i am sc@c@ i like the poopy.
just testing to see if this works.
>>150234502
They have a decent human base, but everything that marks them as Au Ra looks like dogshit.
>>150235084
Probably talking about this one
Will anyone ever actually love Mado? I'm talking in real life. No girl wants a creepy virgin with a thing for diapers.
Time for chemo therapy lesson.
>>150235438
>>150235337
IT FUCKING WORKS HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
>>150234807
K
see also >>150228516
>>150235150
secure trips are a meme.
Will anyone ever actually love Puttel? I'm talking in real life. No girl wants a creepy virgin with a thing for pigs.
>>150235438
As long as I wasn't forced to do the diaper thing then maybe!
>>150235554
>Pants on.
Remove everything you slutty moonie, bet you enjoy showing off your lewd body.
>>150235605
>Le only one guy could ever hate Mado meme
Do you ever get sick from the stench of Mado's diaper or have you become accustomed to it
new trip.
>>150234917
guffy is tsundere for selzh
>>150235605
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/cuckolin/
Take witness to supreme autism and Stinky/Abe obsession
It's over, isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it over?
It's over, isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it over?
You won, and she chose you, and she loved you, and she's gone.
It's over, isn't it? Why can't I move on?
>>150235605
CURRENT XIVG COUPLE POWER RANKINGS
HIGH TIER
Lance Gravel + His hand
MID TIER
Abe + Shana Tsunderie
Guffy + Selzh
Brahms + Vjera
Naka + Stratos
LOW TIER
Grown men in soft
WIFEBEATER TIER
Proci + Ftelor
>>150235841
>Naka + Stratos
>>150235710
>Le only one guy could ever hate Puttel meme
Do you ever get sick from the stench of mud and shit caked into Puttel's overalls or have you become accustomed to it
An attempt was made.
>>150235749
nah. she's a little mad because i gave her the ol' mouthy poopy
pic unrelated.
>>150235841
fuck off i hate guffy with everything i have.
>>150235841
>Naka + Stratos
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/linkshell/25614222880748256/
where is fwha
>>150235841
What about Greencat?
>>150236040
Abe clone
>>150235841
wait vjam and brahmmy are back together??
>>150235681
That's all you get for free m8 if you're not gonna feed me dick then gtfo
>>150236098
this is shyvana post
>>150235841
how did lance gravel become a meme anyway
>>150236057
Eliminated
Ironically by his own 4chan friends
>>150235745
Go away. Your a fake sc@
>>150236057
Run out of the thread when he tried to brag about clearing A7S.
>>150236045
Nigga you fucking sent me piss erp tells when I was afk
>>150234259
Hold the phone
So what about that whole "are you saying I'm not worth it" chatlog?
Are you telling me this nigga flew all the way to wherever to see this bitch and she told him that she wasn't interested in dating him but still wanted to fuck?
And he cried about that?
Did he not jump for joy? I mean it's a lot of money to pay for pussy, but no strings? My relief would have been palpable
>>150236305
post screens of it
>>150236375
>>150236305
yes. but you still drank my piss.
now fuck off. you dont even play the game.
>150235539
>150235438
maybe if i keep responding to myself people will reply!
>>150235841
KEK TIER
Anzu + Seto
>>150236161
went full fedora reject on Meria
>>150236161
It's Milady Meria's White Knights still upset he exposed her for being the fake and ugly person she is
>>150234548
sc@c@
>>150235826
Don't you DARE disrespect Piggly Wiggly by associating it with that fuck.
>>150236057
ebin eliminated
see-
>>150236195
>>150236276
>>150236524
You don't play it either and you refuse to even equip a job crystal because it's "too easy"
>>150236635
this is bait
>>150236668
You didn't have any part in it.
Who is the cutest in real life?
>>150236134
I've only been playing 4 days, I dunno who that is.
>>150236690
job crystal? maybe you're just too much of a fucking faggot to NOT have one.
>>150236501
hahaha fucking disgusting pissdrinker
>>150236727
this is bait
>>150236598
I thought he was being ironic
>guffy drinks piss
lol
do any of you actually have irl friends or talk to anyone outside for that matter?
>>150235841
>>150236135
Can we stop this meme. He constantly berates me and tells me to kill myself. Why would I want to be with anyone like that?
>>150236772
it's me
it's cute and doesnt actually look that much like me anyway
>>150236734
Probably Neko because he's so young
>>150234419
>$140/night
>$40 in food a day
Is this as braindead as it seems to me?
>>150236845
No. That's the weird part.
>>150236867
this is bait
>>150236893
He's so young yet together with Seto they control Moni like a doll
>>150235841
GOD TIER
Madot + Collared pets
>>150236727
yeah i did i crushed him beneath me
i am the superior ebin as was declared through 1 on 1 combat
>>150236891
I see, and thanks. Yours looks good too.
>>150236920
Depends on where she lives, I am guessing she made his ass stay in a hotel and I bet the $40 was for both of their meals, lunch and dinner. It's actually pretty damn cheap if she lives in a city or close to one
>>150236969
How is that bait.
If moons are days then what are bells?
>>150235841
>tfw low tier
why live
>>150237128
[Citation needed]
>>150237278
Because you still play games with him
>>150237314
hours
>>150237273
>she
this is a bait
>>150237314
Hours most likely.
>150237278
Your (You)s are now forfeit.
>>150235841
>tfw together a year and a half and meet IRL and still can't be an xivg powercouple
why even shitpost . . .
>>150237314
Hours of the day. Ever heard a church bell toll? count the number of times it rings and then look at your watch/phone
>>150237356
You know that thing where domestic abuse victims stick to their aggressors?
Yeah, I'm like that. I'm all battered and stuff.
He was never the one on a leash or trapped...I was.
>healing ifrit normal
>big aoe after nail comes
>people running everywhere like they think they're going to escape the level wide aoe or something
>everyone out of range of my aoe heals
>they all come back to the center, but they're right on the FUCKING TANK
>everyone gets hit by aoe fire cleave
What the actual fuck? How can people be in EXACTLY the wrong place so fucking often?
>>150237457
>>150237415
>>150237374
Hmm makes sense. Also moons are months whoops. Suns are probably days I assume.
>>150237314
also i think moons are months
i know the phrase "a turn of the sun" refers to a day, but i don't know if there is a shorter way of saying that
>>150237453
Who is thiswell done
>>150237128
But there's already a dollcat.
>>150237314
moons tends to be in reference to months though. what's the context?
>>150237571
1st
>arrive at sahagin (lv48) fate at 95%
>hard slash
>its dead
I swear to god people do their rotations better on fucking fates than on daily content
>>150237356
>playing games with each other makes you a couple
I must have like 20 boyfriends then, anon.
What do the following all have in common:
Rheia, Proci, Shirou
>>150237571
You aren't even a tranny you're a literally gay nigger
Kill yourwelf
>>150237627
>tfw ywn make moni your personal fuckdoll
>>150237638
i think moons are months because the full moon is ever 29 days or something
>>150237673
cucks
>>150236327
Zandera is a prolific liar. There's another side to the story obviously. Bg told me about why there was tears and shit and it's more of him trying to show sympathy for the crazy chick. I'm certain that they banged (Zandera said a bunch of lewd shit about what they did once bg got back).
>>150237673
All wrote their names on their dicks for vjamal's sweet pink nigga soles
>>150237697
stop with the bully shyv
>>150237673
all got webbed by vjera and cant get over them
>>150237673
>>150237667
They see people coming and want to burn it down quicker.
The worst are those fucking black mages on low level fates.. The ones who solo'd the fate to 85% with an assured gold and still insist on 1 shotting everything before you can attack it to get even a measly bronze. People are fucks in this game.
>>150237627
You never answered me!
how is launching the hand shuttle going?
>>150237673
>big cucks
>sent vjamal money
>>150237673
Shirou rejected his past and is currently leading the charge in the Resistance.
Rheia and Proci still remain as agents of darkness, and are threats that need to be eliminated.
>>150237453
>tfw made my irl boyfriend start playing the game again and always make him fantasia into a matching husbando and he takes care of me in the game and in real life
>no one knows who i am
feels good dude
>>150237673
i was gonna say we're all cool but then you had to go and add proci to the list
>>150237645
"What did he mean by this?"
>>150237697
Okay, Pete.
>>150237830
>Bg told me about why there was tears and shit and it's more of him trying to show sympathy for the crazy chick.
Wew.
I can't believe this free weekend is sucking me back in, grinded for a bunch of the yokai watch stuff, I haven't even touched the void ark, is it good
>start erping
>fap way less now than I used to, and still haven't gotten off during erp or even to the logs later
It feels like I'm doing this wrong
>>150237897
but shirou talks about vjamal at every opportunity
that's not rejecting lmao
>>150237775
yes, that is the logic behind moons being used as a reference to months. seasons can typically be used to denote years, though it's usually a specific one ("summers," "winters," etc.)
>150237981
>>150238097
these are bait
>>150238047
It's incredibly easy. So easy that the developers even thought that. Weeping City is more difficult than it, but still not hard.
>>150237273
The fuck that's cheap. Fucking idiots with no grasp of money's worth.
>>150238047
I got re-addicted to it as well, but everything is an RNG grindfest. SE has so many good ideas, but they rely on RNG grindfest content too much. It's starting to ware on me after only a week. PoTD, leveling crafter/gatherer, Yokai medals, etc, it's all RNG grinding designed to keep me fucking with it for weeks.
>>150237981
who's pete
>>150238057
Fap to other people's logs
I'm just down on my luck man, I just- I just need something to get me through the lean months, y'know
You like the, uh, the waifus? The BPs? I got those cheap if you want 'em.
>>150237884
>tfw you burn fates as fast as possible, but if someone else shows up you stop attacking until they tag things
t f w l o n e l y
>>150237667
it's possible there are more people on the fate than there were the last time it was up, which means it would be scaled to a lower number of players but getting whacked by a higher number of players
the other possibility is that the fate timed out and reset to a really low player count, but that's not likely considering how ARR fates are getting whipped right now by people who want yokai done in a week
>>150238047
no, void ark is boring as fuck
mhach is cool but due to having some mechanics that get really stupid people killed and result in wipes on bosses, people hate it and usually stop running for the week once they get their loot
though i think i'm one of the rarities that found the old 24mans fun to run
>>150238057
sounds like you broke yourself desu
>>150238057
ERP sucks. If you like fapping to text read some of the amazing erotic stories on the Interwebs. If you want friends or attention, get actual friends. Like ACTUAL friends. Even online actual friends. ERPrs are just drama whores, ugly people and people who need constant attention and gossip. You don't want to fuck with any of them. They're absolutely insufferable.
>>150238220
I wish more people shared their logs so I could get ideas to improveas well as other reasons.
>>150237903
We fanta around together too, it is cute !
>>150237884
Those fucking fireballs and aoes blowing up mobs instantly
Around blacks never relax
>>150236501
when is selzh going to hook up with paks
>>150238260
I do this too. I would think it's common sense, but evidently most people don't have the capacity to understand this, or just don't give a fuck about anyone else. I think most of them are too self centered to even realize what they're doing.
New thread where?
Bgcuck should meet Miunih irl and fuck him. They seem to care for each other deeply
>>150238439
I'm new to the game, what are the thresholds for getting golds in most fates?
>>150238375
>Around blacks never relax
lmao
>>150238368
The old /d/ fc has their logs publicly available, search for them.
>>150237887
I ain't launching any shuttle I'm at work my man.
it looks like this is it guys, the last thread in xivg history...
you're all a bunch of faggots, but you were MY faggots, I'll be honest I'll miss you...
new thread sponsored by Balmung ERP
>>150238615
>>150238615
>>150238615
>>150238375
FFXI had shit AFs tbqh
>>150238574
Enmity. Generate as much as possible in the least amount of time possible. AOE heals, taunting, deeps, just pop cooldowns and throw everything at it if you're about to miss it and hope for the best. It always helps to have a group.
>>150238368
How do you feel about dickgirls in skintight latex bodycondoms?
>>150238370
oh my GOD your lalas are the best and i rly like your lizard girl
>>150238787
Where do you two play?
>>150238306
Nah, this fate just dies this fast all the time, it was one of the ones required on the lota storyline iirc with the fucker that spams stoneskin. It got nerfed and now is squishy as fuck
>>150238750
So I basically have to be a cunt and spam fire/blizzard II to get golds?
>>150237937
proci is cooler than you and has a bigger dick
>>150238306
>>150238953
Forgot to mention its also lv 49 so people are sync'd to lv 51-52
Heavensward stat boost (lv50>51) is kind of OP in this kind of scenario.
overweight tranny cutting for gil pm me