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>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
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QTmaker
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hana song
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sometimes I'm like "20 tick isn't that much of a problem"

but then I get shot or hooked around a corner

it's actually such a problem
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>>150150217
>weebs
it's a star wars reference.
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>>150150346
I'm sure she makes sweet music during sex
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i'm so fucking close I can taste the animated spray. too bad it still doesn't beat punch kid
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>>150150313
I want her to fuck my ass.
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How terrible is my taste?

I'LL GET POTG AS HER ONE DAY
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>>150150451
gay
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>ask for heals
>blind ally gives none
>healer 20 ticked into a hook
>lose game
>win game
>net rank loss
everything wrong with overwatch in 5 seconds
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Challenge: fix Torbjorn, Mei, and Junkrat to make them reasonably more viable than they are now.

Hard mode: only buff a single skill.
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genji is literal cancer

>LE EPIC TINY HITBOX JUMPING AROUND LIKE A RETARD SO YOU LITERALLY CAN'T HIT HIM WITH THIS GAME'S SHITTY TICKRATE
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>You want me to morph into a ball?

Skin fucking when, Blizzard?
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>>150150523

>have 308 health
>healthpack is one jump away
>just sits in a corner and waits for heals

You're bad.
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>>150150523
Here's the (You) you desperately crave by posting this obvious bait over and over again.
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>>150150313
So is she blue-berry flavored or grape flavored?
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>>150150523
Fuck you, shitter.
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dank memes
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>>150150523
>rank 40
>expecting competent gamers

just play reaper 24/7 and dig your way out of the trench
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>>150150445
except it can

>>150150649
except theres literally a healer right next to me
one who can literally press shift beteen his shots and lose nothing in the process
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>>150150445
>don't die due to bullshit
>"i guess i'm just good at the game"
>die due to bullshit
>killcam shows you how you died
>"ok that's fucking bullshit"
>don't kill due to bullshit
>"that's also bullshit"

come on man THINK
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>>150150523
Since there's no friendly healthbars for all characters, you can't tell how lit Soldier got standing there in the open. Zen could have been bad, or he could have been healing a 200 hp character at 100 hp over a 500 HP character at 300 hp.
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taimoutv confirmed for lurking /owg/ and the finnish 4chan whatever the name was
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>tfw you will never smoke a blunt with lucio ;_;
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DENG DENG WO
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>>150150712

>left is ugly
>right is beautiful with that shitty angle and expression making her like a tranny
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>drunk
>can only think about widowmaker

i-is something wrong with me?
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>>150146860
Are they making a STEALTH character?

Why are so many characters having voice lines about unseen enemies?
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>It's a German farting into the mic episode
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*unsheathes katana*
Ryūjin no ken o kurae...
Heh... Nothin' personnel...
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>>150151060
no, all accordin to plan
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I unironically think that they should make Mei's m2 hitscan and her m1 freeze people 25% faster

This WILL trigger you if you are a scrub tank/Genji lmao
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>>150151154
dont devalue my cold snap achievement
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As Zenyatta I don't find his damage to be enough to deal with the tracers and genjis and everyone else after my ass. How do all you top tier Zens survive?
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has /owg/ made a tierlist to reflect the latest patch?

who's top tier? who's dumpster tier?
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>>150151154

Her ult is the worst part of her kit to be honest.

I'm pretty sure it freezes slower than M1 and the damage is laughable.

Make it freeze faster and up the damage and we're fucking golden.
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>>150150603
When the NX comes out. They're developing a version of Overwatch to be playable on the NX. There will also be exclusive nintendo themed skins. Pharah will have Samus, Lucio will be Mario.
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>>150151154
>make her mccree but with a wall and a invun button
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>>150151234
Going to sound like a shitpost, but get good

Slap Discord on anything you're shooting, and then hit it with your shots
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>>150151268
>I'm pretty sure it freezes slower than M1 and the damage is laughable.
it freezes slower but freezes longer
you can also m1 to reach that freeze point even faster

its a cc ult. might as well complain about the damage on zarya and reinhart
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>>150151251
Mc REE, Zen and D'va are brettyyyy good
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>>150151234
shoot the cyberninja until it dies
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they should make it so if you're a healer and getting flanked, your hero should scream a fucking "HELP ME" voiceline into your allies ears so loud it hurts

FUCKING IDIOTS

T U R N

A R O U N D

TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND
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Does the aiming in this game feel off to anyone else? I feel like I have trouble putting my sights on the traget but I then go play games like Verdun, Insurgency, CS source and dod source and don't have any problems. I thought maybe I'm just getting old and fat, but that doesn't seem to hold me back as much in other games.
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from my last match
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>>150151516
for this reason i think heals need to be increased much more. any other class thats fragile gets broken amounts of damage and mobility. so too should it be for healers

>>150151234
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>>150150712
Left isn't ugly
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>it's a "you were safely around a wall but still die to McMeme ult because you weren't on his screen" episode
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>>150151516
>i suck as a healer
nice
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>How Blizzard should fix overtime

Team that pushed the payload faster wins the game, no overtime.

Or if they insist on overtime the team that pushed it faster gets to vote on attack/defense and then they get a 15% spawn speed increase.

>How Blizzard will fix overtime

Let's make it so 40% of the games end in draws!
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>>150151645
who are you quoting?
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>tfw trying to get the quadra kill achievements for all heroes
>can't get Junkrat's and McCree's no matter what
FUCK
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>>150151154

>Mcree that can literally 1shot tracer, heal himself and cockblock people with the wall

DELETE THIS

I would love this simply because i'm an aimfag so i love everything that actually requires aim so seeing shitters, tankucks and healsluts tears would be glorious
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>>150151697

Meant sudden death
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>white rabbi
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>>150150501
Not if it's her.
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>I'm your huckleberry.
What did he mean by this?
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>>150150712
But Sibella is cute.
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>>150150313
>that smug
Such a perfect blue QT.
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>>150151747
might want to use a bit of game sense and know where to position yourself so you don't get flanked easier than seeing through a hilary lie
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>>150146860
Nice reaper has a quote from the wire from one of the most bad ass characters in that series no less
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>>150151916
The perfect smug
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>>150151861
Are there happy merchants in Korea?
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>>150150313
isn't her skin blue because she's all cold and gross

you some kinda necrophile, friend?
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>>150151234

Your damage is more than enough to kill genji and tracer before they kill you

If you dont its because you weren't landing your shots. You can litereally 2 shot headshot genji, or 2 shot headshot - bodyshot tracer.
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How does Widow operate with such lower oxygen content in her blood stream?
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I want to DATE Mercy
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>Lost 3 games in a Row because a person left

It's been a while since I've been this mad, I think I need a break from this game
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>tfw not much decent fanart of dat boi
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>>150152205
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>>150152279
The SFM models are so uncanny valley tier compared to the ingame models
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>>150152251

Is it some kind of gross Korean carbonated drink? I don't get it.
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>>150151771
Who the fuck isn't able to 1 shot Tracer?
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>>150152106
She only meets 1/3 of a necrophile's criteria. That's no corpse. It's much like how without the poncho and revolver McCree would just be some southwestern guy with a regional hat instead of a cowboy.
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tracer nerfs when?
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>>150152182
the REAL question is,

if Talon has the ability to convert random housewives into perfect sniper assassins, why haven't they started kidnapping hobos or whatever and done it to them?
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>>150150276
>game is so poorly deesigned that 1-2 people on each team have to play a role literally no one wants to play (support)
thanks but no thanks, overcucks
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>>150152251
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>Mei is probably the weakest defense and among the weakest heroes
>But you can't buff her without having shitters complaining about it


People under rank 60 shouldnt be able to voice their shit opinions on Blizzard forums or any board for that matter.
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>>150152324
Lower poly+lack of proper shaders
The SFM models are the actual models, just don't look good outside the game
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>>150150572
>wahh Genji is OP and keeps killing me jumping around
>instalock Genjis are shitters
Well what is Genji then?
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>>150152532
Who says they haven't? But her husband was a high priority target so she probably got the expensive stuff while most of them are probably just foot soldiers.
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>>150152336

I think its soju

Not as strong as vodka, but still pretty damn strong
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>>150151516
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>>150152576
why am i so triggered by this? maybe its because i am a mixed breed and i dont want everyone else to fall into the trap my mother did
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>>150151343
>>150151443
>>150152172
Yeah I get my shit rekt by a single clip from Tracer, a combo from Genji, etc. too fast to kill them myself. I have a lot of trouble accurately landing shots with Zen, not sure why.
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>>150152617
He's a ninja
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>>150152601
I already said something like this in the WoW General, if you have less than 10k Achievement points you shouldn't even be able to post on the forums

People got super angry saying "lol cheevos say nothing about you"

when in reality if you have less than 10k in fucking 2016 then you almost haven't even played the game at all
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>>150152617
We told you last time and that's that there is no middle ground with Genji just like with snipers in most games. They're either useless or game defining.
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>>150152251
>>150152576

>still trying to push this awful ship

just give up
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>>150152324
>>150152279
I know rite? Mercy literally looks like the Scout
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>>150150748
>except it can
He had his deflect up when it connected. The server recognized it and it shows if you look at the recording. Tracer would have been fucked on that hook because blink doesn't count as something that disconnects hook. Genji still needs to preemptively reflect instead of reactively because of 20 tick working against him. I'm sure you can hook him out of dash just like Tracer, he just has a better ability for hook.
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>>150152576
Like zoinks d.va check out this mixtape me and scoobs made.
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>>150151892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8OWNspU_yE

>>150152234
welcome to blizzard games
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>>150152182
I imagine they give her supplements or some shit and keep her frozen until someone needs to catch a bullet.
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>playing Zarya
>My Ultimate is Ready
>Hanzo: Acknowledged!
>I ult and trap 5 people
>he ults and kills them all

ME OOGA
TEAM OOGA

WE ARE ALL IN SYNC
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>>150152854
I already said why. They are the real models but renderer differences make them seem off.
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>>150152234
>Lost 3 games in a Row because a person left
Just like my WoW raids.
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>>150152576
Lucio is streetpig's bottom bitch and nobody else's
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>>150152854
SFM's edge lighting will do that. Honestly my #1 grip with SFM stuff. That lighting doesn't look good outside of valve games. Is there anyway to make SFM not look like SFM?
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>>150153057
>hanzo potg
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>>150150963
Anon stop ;_;
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I didn't realize people were still playing this piece of shit.
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so who are the best gamers outside of D.Va and Genji?
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>>150152753
Since they're projectiles, you need to lead people a bit
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>>150153057
I just love when Zarya syncs her ult with mine

>be D.va
>"I'm ready for self-destruct sequence"
>Zarya: Acknowledged!
>I throw my MEKA and immediately she uses her ult
>5 people trapped and about to be BTFO
>"QUINTUPLE KILL"
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how do i into dva?
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>>150153435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44zvadtA7AM
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Guys, please fucking help me. I don't know what's going on and I'm verging on a nervous breakdown.

I always feel like the enemy team has 100% perfect aim and will insta-gib me whenever I show my face because that's what usually happens. I pop around a corner, and I instantly get hit by a hanzo arrow and a Zarya bomb, dying on the spot. I play Reaper and I spend a few minutes getting behind the enemy team, and within a second, they all turn and shoot me right in the face. So I'm constantly playing under this pretense that the enemy team is pretty much flawless and I'm insanely weak. Say I'm playing McCree. I have to play under the pretense that Pharahs and Soldiers have 100% accuracy with their rockets, because they pretty much do.

I can't win a duel for the life of me even with a surprise attack. The enemy players always just whip around and two shot me while I struggle to make ends meet. If I'm playing a healer, a Genji will dive through my entire team and eat me alive. I can never fend him off while my team can't even touch him. Is my positioning shit? Am I not jumping enough? Am I not moving erratically enough? I don't get it. I just don't get it. I've lost like 12/15 games today while solo queuing.
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>>150153409
>D.va ults
>Zarya ults instantly because of the call-out
>the Zarya ult isn't in LoS of the mech throw
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>>150151210
try getting game over pre ana patch
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How do I git gud as 76?
I feel like I'm playing him way too aggressively, trying to get into Reaper range because I used to main Reaper.
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>played 4 of my placement matches
>lost all 4

Quick play seriously has more competent players than comp. Save me from this hell.
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>be rank 49 shitter
>See a dude in an overwatch sweater other day
>I'm not a beta pleb so I actually talk to him
>We both hate D.Va players
>We exchange PSNs so we can join up
>Tonight we group up and he brings 4 friends
>They're all 60+
>They carry me all the way to 58
>tfw youre in a rank you don't deserve
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>>150153687
then don't play comp

ez
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>>150153631
got it launch day :^)

a character being shit is no excuse for sucking with them, anon
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I don't get it; I'm not improving at all. I play for hours every day and yet I don't feel like I'm playing any better than I was when I started this game.

My most-played hero is Zarya; you'd think that after having some days where I play literally nothing but her I'd be able to at the very least keep my beam on someone, right? No, I consider it a blessing when I'm even able to take off half of someone's hp with it, because most games I just flat out can't keep it trained on anyone but the enemy tank.

It's just so discouraging trying to play any of the actual difficult heroes like Tracer or the gook brothers, since no matter how much time passes I can't do better with them at all.

How do you guys manage to actually get better at this game? A lot of people say it's in the mindset, but I don't believe mindset matters until you have a solid level of mechanical skill, which I just can't seem to attain even through hours of practice.
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>>150153609

>Is my positioning shit? Am I not jumping enough? Am I not moving erratically enough?

Likely all of this is true, but mainly it just seems like you have bad aim. If you are losing 1v1 fights even when you get the drop on them, it means you are being severely out dps'ed, meaning your aim is bad. You can help fix this by fiddling with your sensitivity and maybe buying a better mouse, but mostly you just have to practice. The practice range exists for a reason. Aim for the head.
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>>150152968
>Scoobs
>Not Harambi
You had one job anon.
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>>150153695
>We exchange PSNs
Stopped reading.
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>>150153828
play Reinhardt and Junkrat if you can't aim
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Post your fave KOTH setup

Lucio/Reaper/Junkrat/Roadhog/Zarya and either Winston or Zenyatta
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>>150153828

Anon, a lot of us have been playing CS and Quake for 20 years. Your aim isn't going to become great with a few hours or even a few days of practice. It takes months and years. There's no way to rush it. You just have to keep practicing. Try to have fun. :)
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Who /EDGEY/ Here? :)
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Who is and isn't a counter can depend on the game mode and whether they're attacking or defending. No one ever factors this in.

For example everyone says Genji can run away from Winston but if Winston is on defense and Genji is on attack it doesn't matter if Genji runs away. He's not accomplishing much by doing that either. If he wants to do anything outside of picking off enemies who overextend he'll have to go into Harambe's territory.

Or what the fuck is D.va on defense going to do on her own against an offense Reinhardt on payload maps? Her effectiveness, or at least doing anything with the objective, is zero if her team can't deal with Reinhardt because she certainly isn't going to win in a 1v1 with him. And if she runs away? The payload keeps on moving.
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>>150152968
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>People say forced 50 isn't real


>Decided to check my winrate
>277 games played 139 won
>50% winrate

hrmmm
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>when your team gets all the end cards
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>>150153945
>D.va/D.va/McCree/Reaper/Lucio
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>>150154107
>QP
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>>150153943
I'd rather actually get better at aiming than give up on it altogether.

>>150153965
Thing is, this isn't my first PC shooter; and I've had the same problem there as well.
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>>150153945
Depends on map but generally.
D.va, Zaria, reaper, phara, Lucio, zenyatta
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>>150153828
zarya in particular is kind of shit unless you have 50+ charge, that might be why your beam cant kill anything. also, her right click is great. use that a lot. practice using the beam on fatties until you git gud.

you could also play something that doesnt take as much mechanical skill, like winston, lucio, or reaper. you can work on your gamesense ("mindset") with them and not worry too much about aiming perfectly.

tracer/genji are all about movement and less about aiming
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>damage boost mccree
>he doesn't get a single elim
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>>150152782
competitive truly means nothing though, its literally just a different quick play queue
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>>150153057
>Zarya on my team ULT READY
>D.Va on my team ULT READY
>Zarya fires ult onto point when there are only three of us there
>D.Va just shoots at people on the point
>Zarya ult ends
>Type in chat "Dva ult???"
>She then ults into the point
>Enemy team just runs away from it, she doesn't get anyone
>D.Va types in chat "see its useless"
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>I'm your huckleberry

What did he mean by this?
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>>150153820
>launch day
so when most people have no idea what they're doing? cold snap would've been easy, hell any quad ult achievement would've been easy shot on launch
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>>150154478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8OWNspU_yE
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Is McCree the hardest attacker to aim with?
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>>150152970
that seriously looks like a gay porn
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1. Best offense comp
2. Best defense comp
3. Best KOTH comp

Pro tip: all include McGod
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>>150154535
soldier is harder to aim with, tracking is harder than flick aim
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why aren't you playing the best support tag team available right now?
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>>150154535
Yes, and one of only five classes that require you to aim at all
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>been playing all day (about 10 hours)
>didn't go up a rank
>didn't go down a rank
Well at least I'm consistent
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>>150154028
>go on a winstreak in quickplay
>win lots, win HARD, go several matches with 0 deaths
>next day boot up the game
>all of my team are below level 50
>other team all has at least 3 autism stars
>are coordinated as fuck
>any low HP enemy is immediately zarya shielded
>reinhardt doesn't miss firestrike ever
>junkrat who pills our pharah out of the sky reliably
>mercy who reliably 1v1's our tracer
>pharah who i'd accuse of being surefours smurf account if i didn't live in australia
>anytime I get a flank and take out an enemy in an isolated part of the map their entire team responds to shut me down so they're clearly all on mics
I'd be all for them matching me with people like this if they didn't make every single one of them be on the enemy team. I want to get better but having to fight six people where every single one of them is better than me and every member of my team is not good odds.
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>>150152576

the way how this artist writes "g" exactly as his/her "s" triggers my autism
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>>150153945
I like Pharah for KotH. She deals put a lot of damage and most Champs in KotH can't kill her. And she has one of the better ulti for KotH
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Would D.va be a good mom?
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>>150154705
mccree, s76, tracer, zarya and?
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Why the fuck can't i spectate games i'm not in a group for? how is this not a feature yet?
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>>150154773
does every female character have to be a mom now?
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>>150154803
chill get out
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>>150153985
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>>150154773
no because children themselves cannot be parents
just watch Teen Mom
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>>150154773
No, her kids would be all fucked up listening to the 'D.Va Private Cam Show' that the old men who pay her checks love so much. Every night would be a bad one.
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Torb hollywood attack OP
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>>150155029
>QP
Disregarded
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>>150155029
>quick play
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>>150154346
Believe me, it's not that my beam can't kill anybody, it's that I can rarely ever hit anybody that is actually trying to make a conscious attempt at dodging it. Most of my damage (and kills) do in fact come from the right click.

Funny thing is, my winrate with her is decent, but I feel like not being able to properly track her beam is holding me back horribly, and I know I have definitely lost games all because I couldn't aim with it during a crucial moment.
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>>150153985
How are your stats so inflated? Did you play for like 5mins with him and get a good ult and then switch off?
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>>150155029
>qp
>premade
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>>150150276
GUYS YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME


THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT


I NEED LEWD PICTURES OF ANA AS MANY AS I CAN GET PLEASE GOD OH GOD PLEASE SHE MAKES MUH DICK MUH DICK
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>>150155008
Mighty strange headcanon you got there
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>>150155264
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>>150155264
no
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A74Wq0B1WrI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuFWKbFiQ1A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNiVx65SXyA
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Post your Mains and your Themesongs

- Reaper

- Motörhead - Dancing on Your Grave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgbGKMEeskU
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Anyone know what 90% of the time I see a pro player using Genji they mostly use the right click instead of the left click?
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>>150150490
Dude did you buy all those with points? I bought everything you have basically except tea time but I was planning on getting it when I get more coins.

I have the same skin, vic pose and highlight intro and I'm going to get that same emote as you. The only difference is I have her Old Soldier spray and No Scope Needed voice line that I spam when I frontline.

You are a Patrician sir.
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>>150154794
Widowmaker. But since I'm not him I'd say there's a few more. To a lesser extent Reaper if you want to headshot without most of your pellets going wide.

Pharah at least requires leading and getting direct hits for reliable dps, in fact, as far as doing damage goes I would say she would takes more skill than Tf2's soldier (she doesn't but only because of rocket jump skill ceiling) whose splash damage is huge in size and damage by comparison. She's basically using a shittier version of the Direct Hit.
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>>150155281
The saddest part is mine isn't even the worst posted around here.
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>>150155373
That arm looks tiny
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>>150154390
Top kek, this just happened to me. I guess shitters are playing McMeme again.
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>>150155410
Left click is somewhat unreliable, right click is faster and works better when you're up close.
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>>150154757
You can't escape forced 50 either. If I win 5 in a row no matter if I wait or keep playing I know I am getting a murderers row of top tier teams and shitters on mine.

I had a string of 5 games where I averaged 4 golds a game as Reinhardt including eliminations
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What do you think your favorite Overwatch hero's fetishes are?
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>>150155373
GRANDMA ANA IS BEST ANA WHAT IS THIS DISGUSTING FILTH?!
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The fuck are you supposed to do as winston?
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>>150155601
>zenyatta
>humiliation fetish for being cucked by real human monks
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>>150155608
jump around like a retard and focus the lower-healthed heroes
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>>150155608
Jump into squishies/snipers/supports, disrupt, put shield, pop ult, jump out.
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>>150155608
Dive into the backline and give snipers and supports the warmed ape phallus.
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>>150155608
Make everyone react to you so your team's damage can pick people. Bonus points for killing healers and squishies.
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>>150155608
Annoy Mercy
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>>150155442
I did! I use the red X spray on everyone to put over others' sprays.

>>150155608
Play him like a flanker who jumps over to people in stead of taking flanking routes.
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Are these good stats for Zarya?
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Mei buff when?
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>>150155608
jump on a frail white lady
drop your bubble so you dont give her aids
give her your nigger dick
jump back out when 5-0 try to bring a brother down
chimp out if they cant corner the dorner
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>>150155608
Destroy Tracer´s ass
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1b2TcBhYTo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1b2TcBhYTo


>Not listening to this while playing Winston

>Also +100 armor buff and aoe pulse when?
>>
>almost lose sudden death because some retard tries to make offense mei work

stop
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>>150155959
>>150155968
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>>150151251
>Dumpster Tier

Your Team

>Top Tier

THEIR Team
>>
basically if you're playing lucio and your objective time isn't higher than the match time you should probably just uninstall the game
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>>150155608
Rape supports
Give tracer the monkey D
Chimp out when there is 1 second left and the enemy dva is flying to contest the point.
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>>150154852
yes
>>
help me spend my credits (have 1280)

only missing legendaries on:
>ana
>genji
>lucio
>reinhardt
>symettra
>torb
>zarya
>zenyatta

out of those I only real play/am good at Ana and Lucio. The rest I'm either not good at or just don't enjoy playing. Thinking Hippityhop/Ribbit (can't decide) and Shrike. But Captain Amari is pretty sick too.

help me
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>>150156256
they're about to add new epics and legendaries, cool your fucking jets
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>>150156289
any info if they going to include Ana too?
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>>150156398
all characters
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>>150156289
this is news to me, have they unveiled any or announced a release date?
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>>150154903
I dont even know what this means?

But seriously, why do i have to be in a group with someone to spectate? When i have friends playing and i want to watch the game, i can't. It's stupid.
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>>150155968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kdgB5SRqHw
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>>150156457
On the forums, they said that they're doing new legendaries and such
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>>150156457
just jeff posting that they are in the works and will be released this summer
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>>150150748
as you passive-aggressively whine in chat
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>>150156448
nicee
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>>150156101
This desu

>tfw even a few retards here think objective time means time capping or pushing the payload
>they use "I'm too busy fighting and don't want to push a car the whole game" as their excuse for having shit objective times
>they don't realize objective time is the total amount of time you're on the objective while people are also there trying to kill you
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>>150156557
>>150156573
ah so it's not like this tuesday or anything. whatever I'll just buy more when they come out lol
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>>150155968
when will this dubstep meme end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGHbp7cEs6k
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>>150156693
good goyim
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>>150151626
>pre-buff Zen

Impressive
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What counters Zarya stacking?
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>>150156913
competitive mode
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>>150156690
Thats only true for defenders
Attackers get objective time for merely standing on the point, defenders have to contest
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>>150156913
don't shoot the shields
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>>150156913
playing comp
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>>150152782
to call you a cata-baby would be generous
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>>150156537
In SC2 the lag of spectators affected those playing.

Chill was a spectator who lagged during a tournament I think. The players said "Chill.. t.t" and "Chill get out" and he left.

Random question for the wrong general, did SC2 ever get LAN?
>>
>>150156964
>>150157028
>solo queuing in comp
lmaoing @ (you)

>>150157001
Don't shoot them ever, got it.
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>>150155550
Thanks. I figured it was faster but Genji is my least played hero. I plan on starting to practice him more soon.
>>
any chance Blizzard will stop being faggots and introduce 128 tick?

Cant count the amount of times I've died after I found cover or zipped away tracer/genji/mccree/dva only to see in the killscreen that I died before that move.
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1000 coins!

Now I can buy Hana Song's new outfit as soon as Blizzard releases it!
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>>150156836
>dat 15 year old ass tho
>>
Upcoming Overwatch content
>Heroes
Sombra - support/defense
>Maps
Black Forest - Map related to Reinhardt, set in Germany
>Modes/extras
No modes confirmed
New skins confirmed

Speculation
>Heroes
Doomfist - tank/offense
Soundquake - tank
>Maps
Horizon - map related to Winston, set on the moon
>Modes
Skirmish

Anything I'm missing?
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>>150157185
Are you on pc? I feel like I played with/against you
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>>150157063
Right, this makes more sense now. I wish Blizzard could get the spectating thing down. Can't be too hard just look at dota2.

And no SC2 still doesn't have LAN.
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>>150156101
>mfw golden medals in objective kills and objective time as Ana in defense.
>still lose
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>>150153945
Any combo of Pharah, Tracer, McCree or Reaper for offense, Zarya, Winston or D.Va for tank, and Lucio and either Mercy, Zen or Ana for support.
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>>150157249
yes PC
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>Playing as Reaper against a well coordinated team
>D.VA is constantly getting shielded by Zarya and healed by Lucio
>One guy on my team goes mental on me "REAPER, KILL D.VA ALREADY, YOU KILL TANKS IN 2 SHOTS, DO YOUR JOB"

I wish I could strangle these people to fucking death, holy shit
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>>150156913
mei, very well actually if she plays like a derpy reaper
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>>150157158
solo queuing is actually great because it forces you to do your best to carry and you git gud faster
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>>150157329
Coolio, I probably did then.
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>>150157218
whoa whoa whoa

is the top stuff known leaks?
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>>150155601
Winston probably has barely any libido whatsoever. But let's say he's a real huge fan of Taimanin Asagi and its related works.

>>150155608
Be insanely fucking annoying to squishy snipers and supports and pick up clean up kills on wounded enemies.
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>>150157389
nothing is known about sombra except their name
>>
pokemon crystal came out 15 years ago
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>>150157208
:DD
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>>150157636
?¿?
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HERE WE GO!!!

/owg/ What's it gonna be!!
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>>150157547
but the map is a sure thing? because this is the first time i'm hearing about it. i couldn't care less about sombra. i'm sick of hype over what's likely going to be another shit character.
>>
Mei and Symmetra should seriously have their category changed to tank and defense respectively.
>Mei
>short range, can self heal while also being invincible, also has defensive walls to block attacks
She has more in common with reinhardt, winston, Zarya and D.va than she does with any of the other defenders.
meanwhile
>symmetra
>deploys turrets and sets up teleporters to better keep her team on point. Cant heal at all
she is a like a tweaked torbjorn. Why the fuck is she on support when she cant support at all?

both characters would be better off if they were changed. you could even justify some buffs for them with a new category, like a bit of extra armor or shield for mei to make her tankier.
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>>150157389
Sombra has been hinted at. She most likely is either a support or defense hero. Black Forest has been found in the game files. Blizzard confirmed new skins too
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>>150150449
nothing can beat punch kid, but I'd sure like to see blizzard try
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>>150157691
not a sure thing, but some voice lines referring to it were datamined
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>>150157681

Oh lord this is exciting!!!!! Best in 150 levels!
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>>150157681
trollborn spray
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>>150155608
>jump past their front line as stealthilty as possible
>wait for jump cooldown
>give their mercy / zen / widow / genji / tracer the hot ape dick
>jump away or into the front line if your team is there

his ult makes him a giant gorilla that's very hard for the entire enemy team not to focus on, while making it very hard for them to actually focus on anything, can get kills with it sure but it's mainly for GIANT GORILLA OUTA FUCKING NOWHERE factor
>>
Biker Torbjorns
>Knows good turret placement spots
>good aim with his magma gun
>will provide armor to teammates as soon as possible
>will change class when necessary
>His PoTG clips show a mastery in both turret placement and aim with his default gun

Pirate Torbjorns
>Only places turrets in spots everyone expects
>cant aim for shit
>if he ever spawns armor it will only be for himself
>will stay torbjorn the whole match even if he cant keep his turrets alive for more than 10 secs
>PoTG clips are him doing nothing while turret gets kills offscreen
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>>150150382
Not to be a pedant, but that's a lag compensation issue, not a tick rate one. The only way to fix it would be enforcing a max ping limit due to the way the game is programmed to favor the shooter.
>>
>>150157862
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>>150157862
Two chars you don't use
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>>150157951
i like this meme, can you make more?
>>
>>150158013
>getting two skins

Loot box buyer detected
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>>150157547
And her affiliation with Reaper (Old Soldiers comic), and all of this.

>In the Origin Story reveal trailer for Ana, two encoded messages briefly flash on the screen at 1:16 and 2:11.[6][7][8][9] When converted from hexidecimal and passed through a XOR cipher using the key constant "23," the decrypted text reads: "sombra... la que tiene la información; tiene el poder..." (lit. "sombra... she who has the information, has the power..."),[10][11][12] suggesting that Sombra may be the 23rd playable character in Overwatch.
>At the end of the Developer Update video for Ana, a beep is heard and and four images flash across the screen.[13][14] The first, second, and fourth are test cards, while the third was decoded into a QR code which, after scanning, reads: "Estuvo eso facilito? Ahora que tengo su atencion, dejenme se las pongo mas difici." ("Was that easy? Well, now that I have your attention — allow me to make things much more difficult.")[15][16]
>In the comic Ana: Old Soldiers, while attempting to infiltrate Hakim's compound in Egypt, Soldier: 76 overhears radio chatter between Reaper and Hakim coming from the earpiece of a fallen guard. The two briefly discuss intel regarding an incident involving Helix Security International, which Reaper hopes Sombra can make use of.[17]

>>150157691
They said they were working on 4 new maps with one coming out soon-ish. All of existing game modes. So that's probably the first new map.
>>
>>150157727
Mei is not a tank. At all
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>>150157218
Are the speculation heroes based on actual good evidence or just shit like the nameless Overwatch portraits in the trailers
>>
>>150157772
>>150150449
What's so great about punch kid?
>>
>>150157169
Probably never, 20 tick makes it so casuals think they're good.
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>>150158301
Make her one then
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>>150158324

Memes
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>>150158327
It's for third worlders in internet cafes. But they could just make competitive 60hz and keep QP at 20.
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do you think dva wears a diaper while in her mech i dont have a fetish or anything im just asking as a joke haha for a friend haha
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>>150158301
>2 shielding abilities
>self heal
>short range with a ranged alt fire
>ultimate that holds people in place

am i talking about mei or zarya? gee its a mystery.
>>
>>150158324
Has the best spray combo potential.
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>>150158426
Give her ice armor that regenerates over time.

Her m1 does freeze anymore but slows range is increased

Ult no longer target but aoe around her
>>
>>150158549

Nah, commando as to not have a filter for shitting on noobs.
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>I want to hug you like big, fuzzy Siberian bear!

And yet there are people who think Zarya isn't cute.
>>
>>150158549
heres your (You) you fucking degenerate bernie voter
>>
>>150158549
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>>150158706
Faggots all of them
>>
>>150158595
Zarya had a lot more health and her barrier cool down is very very powerful compared to Mei self heal that let's people line up head shots
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>>150154773
she'd be a good cocksock for me lmao
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>>150158706
I spammed the shit out of that voice line in Beta. I haven't really played her much since release though.
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>that giggle D.Va does in her GG and lol lines
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>>150158595
>Zarya
>Self heal
What?
>>
>>150155281
>>
Hana Song's was a critical and commercial failure!
>>
>Bad players think Mercy is bad right now

I'm laughing
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Tracer is cute
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>>150158978
>forced

Abortion, anon.
>>
>>150158934
shield regen
>>
>>150158301

Your right

>>150158426

You're right as well. It's the best thing to do with her. She's kinda fast and according to roadhog, fat is the same as armour, so she should have way more hp, and she does get the on fire bonus for blocking (afaik the only non-tank who can get it).

Literally the only thing that makes mei not a tank is that she's 150 hp shy of zarya.
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>>150158906
>Using lines other than ;) or Here comes a new challenger
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I know you're not supposed to blame your teammates when you lose, but what the fuck am I supposed to say when I get teammates who will pick Pharah, walk up to a Bastion, and try to ult in its face?
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>>150158651
Maybe give her a passive that slows for being near her
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>>150159051
I'm not the one who typed it, friendo
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>>150158934
Not him but half of her health regenerates due to it being shields
>>
>>150158978
Couldnt you just cut her belly fast and get the baby before it heals
>>
>>150158978
do people actually masturbates to this?
>>
>no pay2win champ
ded game
>>
>>150158978
This actually has some sense behind it though
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>>150158706
>Go down, give me 20

Loving dom Zarya is best Zarya
>>
>>150158978
You know, if she can figure out how to resurrect the dead and come up with all that biotic technology I think she could work around a drawback like that and see it coming a mile away.
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>start playing
>mei on the title screen
>sigh as i have to fap again
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>>150159078
>>150158906
I like Ohhh yeah!
>>
>>150159113
Forever a fetus
>>150159127
In a dark corner of the net, yes
>>
Holy shit d.va is so fucking overpowered I can't stop ripping assholes with her.
>>
>>150157951

Biker torbjorn
>russian, only cares about potg. Loses games for his team.

Pirate torbjorn
>stupid cunt retard
>>
Finally, I convinced myself to uninstall this piece of shit.
Have fun playing your unbalanced mess of a game, guys. Hopefully you can get more enjoyment out of it than I did.
>>
Is there a better juxtaposition than a really rude Mei player?
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>>150159207
It falls apart because Mercy is some kind of super medical genius and could avoid a situation like that in a number of ways. She understands her own modifications better than anyone.
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>>150159285
her dps needs to be buffed
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>>150159078
FUCK THAT UGLY ASS TRACER, TAKE ONE BETTER
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>>150159398
Mei only appeals to psycopaths, so it makes sense.
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> Borderline 57, queue with friends, drop to borderline 51.
I love my friends but jesus titty fucking hell the shit they do sometimes boggles my mind.
Is it even worth solo queuing mid-day to try to climb?
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>>150159343
see you soon
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>>150159398
A D.va player that is bad at video games.
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>>150159493
Nah, you won't. Not unless they basically revamp the entire game, nerf Zenyatta, increase the charge time of D.va's barrier, fix 20 tick, and stop pairing me with pharahs who kill themselves with their ults.
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>tfw do best with Zarya but she's boring to play with
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>>150159447
I just like the goofy ass expression.

>>150159398
I AM a really rude Mei player.
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>>150159343
Good luck on your future endeavors
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>>150159475
I abandoned the friends I play with normally, they're just all too shitty at the game and games in general. They think Bastion and Mei are top tier Gods and never listen to what I have to tell them despite literally being right 100% of the time.

>Easily climb to 57 by simply playing with one other competent player after being 43 or something, literally win every game

Those guys I play with?

>All in the 30s

Yeah, no thanks to that.
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>>150159609
D.va can have beautiful body, but she is ugly inside
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>>150159398
A super cheery Reaper or Widowmaker
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>>150159343
this is a 3 year old League pasta
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>form group
>losestreak continues
i thought teaming up was supposed to help the overwatch shitstream
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>>150159612
>nerf Zenyatta
Bad player detected
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>>150159830
Yeah, call me whatever you want. I don't feel like discussing it anymore, I just feel so giddy that I'm purging this from my life.
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>>150159682
FUCK WHATS WRONG WITH THAT PELVIS, TAKE ONE BETTER
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>>150159907
>doesn't feel like discussing it
>keeps posting

seek therapy
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>>150159907
The only reason you're doing it is because you're bad, end of story. You're simply not good enough for any of the elements in this game to effect your gaming experience since you're clearly not up against any decent players.

You leaving isn't going to change that, you're taking your badness with you...wherever you go.
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Is it weird that I only pick heroes when the map I'm on is related to them in some way?

>McCree on Route 66
>Tracer on Kings Row
>Zenyatta on Nepal
>Mei on Lijiang
>Genji on Hanamura
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>>150159612
I usually agree about characters needing a nerf or rework but D.va is far from a problem. Seriously. Any tank not named Winston can deal with her and like Reinhardt she's vulnerable to being attacked from behind.
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>>150155186
he played for 1:59 hours, and blizzard's playoverwatch site rounds it down to just 1 hour.

here's zen's stats a couple of minutes into the 1 hour mark (note the number of games played), and the stats will only increase as it goes near the 2 hour before it normalises back.
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>>150159928
Winston got to her
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>>150159992
how about you seek some skill instead of calling me a bad player? all you're doing is jsut showing how bad you are taht you need toc al otehr people bad
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>>150159992
I meant discussing the game itself, bro.
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>he's not playing Mei to counter all the D.Va shitters
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>>150160013
This times the moon

So you might as well play
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>player leaves on comp
>still get deranked for leaving after the minute buffer period
This is complete horseshit.
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>>150159467
>Get a kick out of freezing people
>Enjoy when I get to make someone helpless when I kill them

You're right, but it's just so fun
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>>150160121
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>>150157654
source
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>>150160121
you're even more autistic than the person you're pretending to be

>>150160157
>keeps posting on thread devoted entirely to game
>"I-I don't want to talk about the game, honest! Ch-chill b-b-bro!"
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>>150160101
WHATS WORNG WITH THE FACE, MATE SERIOUSLY PICK BETTER TRACERS.
TAKE ANOTHER
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Anyone want to comp tomorrow? I want to try and reach 60 just once, it's bothering my autism. I play tons of trashmouse though I'll take tank or support if needed.
these stats are outdated
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>>150150559
torb drops level 2 turrets with a 4.5 second built time

mei walls last 4 seconds longer

junkrat magazine capacity to 10
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>>150159928
I want to touch that fabric
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>>150151154
No, just remove the damage fall off on her icicles, up the freeze speed of her ult, and then she will be perfectly viable.
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>Tracer fag races out from first spawn
>Headshot her dead as McRib
>Immediately calls for reports and nerfs
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>>150150559

Just let Torbjorn to upgrade his turret to level 3 and his ult just give him the extra armor and health it does now.
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>>150160347
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>>150159828
Not if the people you're grouping with are still retarded.
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>>150150559
>Junkrat
>in need of a buff
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How the FUCK does everybody have such flawless, perfect aim? I just zoom out from behind a corner as Tracer and start dashing like absolute mad all over the place, and it doesn't even matter because the enemy McCree/Hanzo/Widowmaker/ just turn on me, get a headshot in less than half a second, and that's that. Literally how the hell am I supposed to play anything but tank if I get decimated the moment anybody realizes I'm there?
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>>150160485
>Remove fall off damage of her secondary fire
Yeah, they should give Reinhardt a shield on his back too. And while they are at it, why don't give Bastion wheels for his turret mode?
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Why is there another thread with 650 posts?

I sat in there for like 30 min wondering why there were no more posts....
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>>150150559
>fix Torbjorn
make his turrent have to turn to lockon to enemies instead of auto-snapping
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>forced to pick support my last couple games
>everyone spams they need healing
>try my best to heal everyone and still push the payload
>everyone's constantly spread out
>have to run up to one person to heal them as lucio
>no one groups up for ult
>never get helped when a mei or anyone else is harassing me

probably going to have to stop playing for a bit, on console so i can't even communicate
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>>150160378
>junkrat mag size to 10
And this is why paid experts design games.
Besides, Garbagegerbil is still viable, plenty good as a flex character, like many others
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>>150155373
That guy is fucking awesome, that other one with Mercy are the beast.
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>>150160956
>let's buff tracer!

fuck off retard
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>>150160730
He's Pyro status. Bad like all the other defense heroes and not used in tournaments for more than a minute or two while also triggering new and low ranked players.
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How do we fix this AIDS 2 offense/2 tank/Zen+Lucio meta?
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>>150160968
Playing heals in solo queue is usually suffering.
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>>150161065
That doesn't save Scouts in Tf2.
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>>150150559
Give dwarf-man a lv 3 turret after 20 hammers to lv 2 turret

it's basically the molten core turret up at all times

:^)
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>>150160756
Create a custom lobby, fill the enemy team with nothing but Ana bots, turn it to headshot only mode and reduce healing to 25%. Now you can safely practice headshots against moving targets without dying.

There's also stuff like osu! and aimbooster that could help outside of Overwatch.
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>>150161204
i love that pic
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>>150160378
by making ice wall last 4 seconds longer, Mei could virtually contest any point by her own, since that's the cooldown difference between cryo freeze and ice wall
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>>150161204
>DAT PIC
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>>150161204
it really is, i'm not too experienced with it, but my last couple teams have been really dumb, some of them have been decent though, was able to actually heal and ult everyone
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>>150161218
scouts don't blink
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I want to cum inside Jesse McCree!
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>>150161321
Sometimes it can be all worth it.
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>>150161363
Then don't allow blink to reset the turret's targeting. A lock-on delay like a Tf2 sentry would have allowed them to give it more than 48 DPS and avoid that stupid console nerf.
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>>150161447
We all want to
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>>150161065
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>>150161481
>invisible Mercy.webm
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>>150161113
Make mei even thicker and give her another one hundred hours.
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>>150161481
i only play as lucio for support, so no PoTGs for me ever
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>>150161481
>no one attacking Mercy
retards man

>>150161525
kek
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>>150161204
It can be fun, but it really comes down to getting lucky with teammates. I felt a little bad when I was up against a team that had a Mercy that healed for 17K+ which was only a few hundred higher than mine as Lucio but they still lost. That's the support life, I guess.
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>>150161204
>tfw this is me 3/4ths of comp
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>>150161525
>>150161065
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When will this stop being every Rino i play with
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>>150160956
it does turn numbnuts
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>>150161597
I don't mind bad teammates as long as they aren't rude. I don't know how many fuckings genjis or hanzos have said I'm a shitty mercy for not pocketing them the whole game.
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>>150161937

You liar sack of shit, I know you are that useless Ana that does nothing but be a dead weight to the team.
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>>150161481
Christ they just let you walk right in front of them, in front of your team and continued to let you do it after you res'd.
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>>150161993
Did I miss something? What happened to you, anon?
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>>150161525
>>150161729
Peek a boo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQa3nVqsMo8

Mercy must put up with so much (even starting to get muscled out of the meta)
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>>150159078
>Game hanyon igogachi
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>>150162061
Best part is that there was a genji right behind me that left me and dashed into the double ult to try and grab some sweet elims.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIUPraXXjuY

ROFL MATE
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>tfw 3 gold medals
>5 elims, 1280 damage done, 3 objective kills

wtf team were you even at your keyboards
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Is there anything more satisfying than a Reinhardt pin? If there is I've yet to find it.
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>>150162121

I am sorry Anon, I just hate Ana and Ana players with a passion.

Never stop being Mercy, she is the best support there is no matter what anyone say.

Stay awesome.
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>>150162353
when he pins a bunch of people and you're playing widow and get like 3 or 4 headshots in a row
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>comp
>win
>trump speech starts to sound on the voice channel
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>>150162353
Full team hammer down
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>>150162186
What if they gave her Tracer and Genji's move speed and overheal (50 max)?
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>>150161525
>>150161729
>eliminated by BazookaBIll
>eliminated by NoYouShutUp
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>>150162353
Pins are stupidly easy to land considering Reinhardt's hitboxes and LMAO 20 tick
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>>150162353
Freeze him with Mei's ultimate when he's about to pin you.
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>>150162705
It's actually wonky as fuck sometimes.
Even if someone isn't jumping I'd slam right into them and they'll slide right over the top off me.
I think it's hilarious that I can pin someone standing on a ledge by running into the wall right below them.
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>>150162286

Did that account survive ban?
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>>150162404
Oh, same. I haven't touched Ana after I played her 3 times in quick play and realized I wasn't contributing nearly as much.
My character selection usually goes like so:
>Is there good support already?
If yes, Reinhardt/Zarya.
If no,
>Is it a KotH map?
If yes, Lucio
If no, Mercy
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>you will never be Widowmaker's human bidet
Why even live?
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>>150162353
>hear Lucio screaming
>jump out the door
>turn left and pop bubble on two deities flying across the screen
>run over and pop my own bubble
>eat a hammer but I only grow stronger
>melt a german
>"Thanks!"
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>>150162286
why would you do this to people?
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>>150159398
a skilled genji player :^)
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>dorado, competitive
>sudden death after a very even game
>we get defense
>teammates were working well together all game, had solid picks
>i'm on zenyatta, we have a lucio, rein, d.va, mccree
>last guy hasn't picked a hero yet, 20 seconds until we start
>he picks symmetra
>is so late he has no time to place any sentries before they flood out of their spawn, doesn't even try to place any even after
>we get stomped

what the fuck went through this idiots head?
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>>150163084
>people still think a good genji is worse than a good tracer
I envy the ignorant.
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>be completely around a corner
>still get shot and die because LOL NO U WEREN'T
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>>150163004
Is that jiggle girls?
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>you will never play a 6v6 game that doesn't have a Genji on either team
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>>150163196
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>>150163004
>Posting the inferior version.
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did anyone else just have their server crash
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>>150163338
>somebody else watches Les Kassos

Neat.
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Now that D.va is actually good and Winston isn't just flat better, how do the two compare to each other and for what reasons should I use one over the other?

It seems like they fulfill similar roles, but now that D.va can actually protect herself and her team better, she's typically a more reliable pick.
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>on suicide watch because every match in competitive nobody will lucio
>lucio is my top played competitive hero with a 3 hour difference to second place and I absolutely hate playing him
please nerf this deadmau5 meme into the ground so I can play another hero that nobody wants to play
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When will Blizzard be nerfing D.Va?
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>>150163360
yeah sure, close enough google
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>>150152576

Lucio is gay, no, really. I don't leak stuff about the game typically but this isn't a big thing to say IMO so yeah.
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>>150164090
It's jiggly girls just looking up Widowmaker Jigglygirls should find it
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>>150150276
I main Reinhardt and Zenyatta ask me anything.
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>>150155517
your dick looks tiny but you don't see people pointing THAT out
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>>150163094
As a Symmetra player, this rustles my jimmies.
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McCree nerf when?
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>>150164238
is your mouse just a giant RMB?
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>It's another 3 min matchmaking episode
>Then proceeds to have 0 teamwork or troll picks
Did i get put in the naughty queue for having a 70% win rate?
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Anyone spare any knowledge about playing Harambe? I just started testing him in qp, and he's real fun.
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>>150164328
I think it's odd I have to wait for over two minutes for a QP match as a shitter. Shouldn't there be tons of people as bad as me to throw me into the blender with?
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but why
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>>150164453
Dr. Winston, I presume.
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>>150164403
Don't. He's worse than D.Va in 99% of situations. Underpowered without hero stacking.
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>been stuck at 60-63 for days
>when I dip down to 59-60 I get matched with friendly people who co-operate and communicate
>when I get up to 63 i'm matched with a bunch of people who are just below 70 who constantly sling shit at eachother and spend all game sperging out over mic instead of playing
what does being rank ~67 do to people?
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>using any spray but GLHF from the World Traveler achievement
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>>150163962
without monkey-stacking, D.va is better in most situations.

Winston is pretty weak by himself.
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>play genji when the game comes out and have fun even though I'm not very good
>/owg/ convinces me genji is shit and I end up spending most of my time as reinhardt
>later /owg/ decides genji is too good
>got peer pressured out of practicing the hero I wanted to play and now I'll be a shield bitch for life

last time I listen to you schmoes
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>>150164403
>>150164556
the only time he's good at all is overtime, because if you know it's going to head that way you power up his ult ASAP and get like 500 + 1000 health to stall until your team comes back alive and becomes more useful than you
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>>150164594
I really want to get to 60 but I always lose until I hit 55 then win until I'm one win away from 58
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>>150164692
it's because people actually learned how to play the game, same reason pharah went from being trash to god tier before the mcree nerfs
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>>150164692
cause if your teammate sucks as a hero, that hero is underpowered, but if you die tot he hero, then its overpowered
its a self-centered community
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>>150163962
My group uses Winston almost exclusively to harass Genji/Widow, Supports, and Tracer (barring exceptionally good Tracers), or to buy time on maps with good open air space because he can spam jump to contest. If the enemy has more than two potential Winston counters there are better choices (Zenyetta, Reaper, Roadhog, Dva, and a well-played McCree or 76 can all counter him)
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>>150163962

Harambe really needs to be next to get a buff especially his ult, shits so underwhelming on its own
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>the seagull hanzo defense video is circulating
>people will start dickriding hanzo and claim that "hanzo is really good you guys" every match trying to be seagull
>it's going to be genji a few months ago all over again
the video if you're curious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKLmoDsB180
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I NEED THE SMUG MERCY EMOTE

I NEED IT
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>>150164692
/owg/ is shit, they're like 50sr average
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>play starting to learn how to play reinhardt
>get defense on hollywood
>first flamestrike only hits 1 enemy
>oh well
>second flamestrike kills 2 enemies
>ha
>third flamestrike kills another enemy
>haha
>fourth flamestrike kills an enemy
>what's happening
>fifth flamestrike kills an enemy
>start yelling in voice about how i'm now a widowmaker
>sixth flamestrike kills a pharah
>enemy team gets poke down on their push attempt
>kill 3 of them with 1 flamestrike and charge a 4th and just swinging my my dick around to get a penta kill without even using my ult

So this is why you guys like him so much.
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>>150164427
Yeah i'm only 60 (now 55) and it takes ages to get a game, when last week it was nearly instant

Blizz at it again
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Does anyone increase their sensitivity when playing Genji?
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>>150164969
So far, every match I've had a Hanzo lock, they rush ahead and spam arrows until they get ult them immediately shoot it like it'll kill anyone when the entire enemy sees him shoot it
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>>150156619
>pic
I never knew I wanted this so much until now
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>>150164969
>those enemy team ranks
no shit he can win with Hanzo when it's that unbalanced
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Anyone on PS4 want to group up for comp?
I'm tired of randoms.
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>Genji players

Really though he needs to be nerfed but I don't know how they do it since each individual part of his kit isn't op. He just has so much shit that it becomes op together.

Maybe look at his Swift strike reset and canceling
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>>150163964
I pretty much auto-lose if I don't play Lucio. I can't play other shit on level of my rank.
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How do I play Symmetra on offense?
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>>150164969
Hanzo is really good. The problem are the shitters that pick him no matter the enemy team composition. Hanzo becomes shit against literally every kind of shield making character. I'm so sick of seeing retards picking Hanzo and being 99% of the match spamming arrows against Reinhardt's shield/Winston's bubble/Mei's ice wall. And don't get me started with the retards that ult and THEN use their fucking wallhack arrow.
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>>150165356
read the file name
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>>150162353
>roadhog ulting to the left and I'm facing him
>planning to charge him
>just as I do he turns and sprays me
>fly straight up to the fucking moon
>come straight down
>no idea where I've landed
>pin their ana who was hiding behind a box

i didn't deserve it but im glad it worked out
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>KOTH
>no Lucio
>lose because arriving to the point first is literally all that matters
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>>150165356
Protect backline from flankers.
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>>150165428
>spoiler
>filename
don't worry boys, summer is almost over. Only a couple more months of this
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>>150165324
his ult needs to charge more slowly
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>>150165479
>He doesn't know how to see filenames of spoilers
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>>150165479
Maybe they were joking? I refuse to think that they fucked up like that.
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>>150165324
Slower ult charge for sure

Maybe make his right click unable to headshot
Maybe reduce the hitboxes of his sword
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>>150162353
Nowhere is safe
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>>150151861
That mech has a huge nose
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>>150165479
boi read this
>>150165536
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>>150165606
>That panicked shot at the last second
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>>150165356
i saw someone switch to her on the 2nd point of anubis at like 1 minute left and get a tp up and basically won us the game.

>tldr i have no fucking idea
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>>150164998
Which one is this
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>>150165808
No pulse
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>>150165862
Well shit
I got that at level 6 and used it ever since
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>>150165910
S M U G
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RrF3k1Ybx4
>hitboxes used to be massive
>now they are too small
hahaha, oh blizzard
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>>150165958
>blizzard in charge of literally anything
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How can I get good at shooting down Pharah as Zen? I can never predict movement
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>>150166068
What would happen if they were in charge of a country?
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>>150165958
>This company still exists
Such incompetance should not be allowed
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>>150166159
There would never be a mass shooting due to bad hit boxes.
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Why is it that the genji on your team is ass cheeks but the other team gengi is Ninja Gaiden on hard? Or the other team tracer is the fucking Flash on steroids why your tracer is getting farmed by a reaper?
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>>150166240
>a lone gunman loses his mind and opens fire in a crowded mall
>deathcount: 0
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>>150164692
Now the new whine topic is Genji. Just a month ago everyone was complaining nonstop about pre-nerf Widowmaker and McRightclick.
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How high can I go, boys?
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>placed at rank 67
>now rank 52
>HelpI'veFallenAndICantGetBackUp.jpg

How do I escape this hell?
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>>150166159
Get stoked everybody!

This patch, we're introducing two new characters! One is a lying golden spoon liberal with an ulterior motive for sitting in the country's big chair, and the other is a bombastic man-child with fucked up hair whose ult can build a wall to make even Mei blush!

THE BEST PART IS YOU GET TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM! There can be only one!

Cast your vote in November! The winning candidate gets a bonus promotional skin only purchasable for a limited time!
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When are new costumes?
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>>150151234
Like the other anons were saying, git gud, etc. However I will give you some insight that can help you with this matter. Both Tracer and Genji have the ability to offset your ability to deal damage, either by Deflect or Recall. For both situations, an application of your M2 attack will be sufficient. For Tracer, it's a matter of waiting for her to use her last blink while she's reloading and unload once she's used that up. With discord and a flurry of orbs, the pesky fly is swatted. For Genji, it is a more difficult matter. M1 and Discord are good for the start of the fight, but once the Genji deflects, it is time to charge your M2. The Genji may or may not swift strike to interrupt his deflect, leaving him on the opposite side of you. To counteract both possibilities, you can simply turn to the left, and wait for the deflect to run out. If he uses Deflect, you turn another 90 degrees and shoot the Genji at the apex of his double jump, for that is all he can do once his cooldowns are used up. If he does not swift strike immediately, turn back and unload on the Genji anyways. I feel the meta for this will shift in Genji's favor once they realize this technique, so utilize it as best you can and enjoy the fruits of your labour.
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Best skin
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>>150166472
ochre is better. Fashion is about colours that go together, not all the same color at once.
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When will they finally implement queues based on map modes? I only want to play KOTH maps.
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>>150166472
That's not Bundeswehr
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>>150166449
sometime in the next month or two.
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>>150165951
Don't know why people say that's a smug. It hardly looks like one.

THIS is a smug
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>>150166313
>Be living in Blizzardland
>mugger chases me with a knife
>have a good 20 feet distance on him
>he swipes his knife
>get stabbed in the gut
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>>150166636
>rob a bank
>outside about to get in my getaway car
>suddenly back inside the vault getting tackled by a guard
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>>150166313
>Live in Blizzardland
>Work at the best paying job in the country
>People complain that I get payed more
>I get "nerfed"
>Poorest person in the country now
Not that it'll matter, in 2 months I'll be rich again with Blizzard in charge
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Is Bastion a joke hero?

I don't understand. He seems godawful.
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>>150166472
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>Attack Hanzos

RREEEEEEEEEe
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>>150166394
>blizzard adds something where players vote on the next overwatch feature
>costs 1 comp point per vote
>value is multiplied by highest skill rating acquired
t. bad idea main
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>comp
>someone on mic is literally a 9yo kid with chipmunk voice
>starts to fight with a 16yo as bad as him
>16yo says stop squealing
>9yo says stop sucking dick
>they repeat that the whole match
at least me and the rest of the team managed to carry them and reported them
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man

torbjorn is one of the most fun heroes when you're winning, but one of the least fun when you're losing
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>>150152608
It's also good to note that they may be the same models, it doesn't mean they're in the same hands. Regarding facial and body expression, I often find SFM users to be on the weak end of expressing anything beyond the creepy doll face. Note that both characters in the picture are using almost the same smile, and the eye positions are exactly symmetrical. These two characters could be expressing any sort of emotion that shows the dynamic between them, but instead you get bland contentment. Mercy from her angle is looking at the back of Pharah's head. In screen space it makes sense, but you can't expect to be doing that if you were in that picture. SFM is often used as a crutch for people who don't want to study the human figure through life-drawing but believe that the 3d-ness will help them draw the image from their mind, when the opposite is true.
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>play Widowmaker
>cuck all of the healers and pharah and tracer(as long as she doesn't get the jump on me)

god this feels too good
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>>150166814
He's just underpowered like all of the defense heroes. He's a strange case because he went through a lot of changes in beta. Used to have a shield like Reinhardt but couldn't turn around and stuff like that. Maybe they can give him a weaker version of the shield or something.
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>>150166775
>Be fasted kid in track
>Everyone complains im too fast
>I have to run with weights on now
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Okay I'm really getting annoyed at D.Va and Genji with anywhere from four to eight in a game, every game.

But what can I expect, when Blizzard balances more heavy-handed than the fattest kid on the playground on a seesaw?
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>tfw your team will never
>ever
>in anyones natural life span
>learn to just stay with the fucking payload

Nobody died, so how am I spontaneously the only 1 on it facing 4 enemies? Why does the enemy team get the memo but never mine?
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>>150167173
>as long as she doesn't get the jump on me
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>>150167238
>Quickplay

Found your problem
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>1k gold
>new skins still nowhere to be seen
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>>150167453
>985 gold
>not receiving any duplicates
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>>150167296
>66 attack
>all of the enemy team and all of my team fighting somewhere, I don't even know where and I cannot even hear them
>while I'm sitting on the payload in all silence moving it to the final point

me ooga, team booga, enemies booga

>tfw all of your regularly played characters are in top1% obj time (top 4% at worst) at overbuff, snipers included
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>>150167453
>2000 blizzcoins
>don't want to spend them in case I pull the legendaries I want out of a box
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>>150167453
>had 1k gold
>bought Bedouin so I could stop using Carbon Fiber
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>play placement matches and get put at 60
>dont play for a month
>win 2 games and go to 62
i thought this was supposed to be hard
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whats the current tier list
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>>150167575
MercyxSoldier shipping is trash

It's all about PharahxMercy
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>>150167453
>7k gold
>collecting dust as new skins are no where to be seen

SAVE ME
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>>150167629
t. person who is wrong
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>enemy team always has a good genji
>forced to play winston every game otherwise your team gets stomped
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Should Dva be changed so she's less like Winston or the other way around? I think matrix is a bit too strong but ignoring that she sort of outclasses Winston at most everything he can do.

Should Winston have a better niche? Should he be buffed?
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>>150167656
fuck off soldier fag
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>>150167597
zarya/dva/lucio/zenyatta are top tier

>>150167693
Winston needs his shield buffed. Something like 800 hp up from 600 and for the cooldown to be 10 seconds after it ends instead of the current 18
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>>150167668

Really good Genji's will only be slighly zoned by Winston. Genji can outdamage him if he can aim and Monkey being mobile every six seconds isn't enough to really punish the Genji.
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>>150167693
What if winston's knockback was a knockdown instead? Split second duration similar to Mei's autoattack freeze.
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>>150167709
t. faggot
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>>150167693
winston actually just sucks ass and needs some buffing. He's so easily countered, and was only really relevant in the hero stacking era. Everytime I see an enemy winston I have no trouble dealing with him, and if I'm playing him I usually get shrekt.
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>>150167629
Pot meet kettle.
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>>150167693
why is that picture still getting new versions?
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>>150167847

That would be really annoying but it probably wouldn't help him. I'd much rather see higher damage leaps or a better shield than a new gimmick.

>>150167795

I think the cooldown is 13 seconds.
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Friendly reminder that yurifags are betas
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>>150168032
Or extremely Alpha females.
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>>150167997
>>150167795
The cooldown only starts after the shield disappears. This was a nerf from way back when double Winston's would use a 1k hp (it was 1k back then) shield on the payload while the other's was on cooldown. Maybe they should revert it or up its hp. Probably not both at once.
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>>150167906
Winston has carried me up 23 ranks
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what are some good skin+highlight intro combinations other than
Daredevil 76+tarrget rich environment
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>>150168154
yeah from 21 to 44. Good job at being within 1 standard deviation below the average.
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>>150168107
>Lesbians
>Alpha
Epic
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>>150168107
Probably not, not all dykes are bull dykes. The chances of them being dumb closet cases who married men is way higher on this site.
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>>150160756
lower your sensitivity
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>>150167997
You're right. I don't know why I was thinking it's 18 seconds. That said 13 seconds is still just too long. He should be able to drop a shield after using his leap twice every time. Something else they could do is to give the Player more control over the leaps arc. Currently you just can't leap through small door ways or onto people that are just outside of tesla range which is pretty dumb.
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>>150168221
Captain Amari with the Sleep Dart intro
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>>150168221
McCree basic/recolors+the name's McCree
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I think Blizzard really just needs to decide if Winston is the teamfight zoner or the squishy picker and balance him one way or another.

If he's the zoner then give him a better shield, a stronger leap knockback, and make his lightning ignore armor like the Zarya laser.

If he's the squishy picker then lower the leap CD and give his lightning slighly higher DPS so an enemy healer can't just ignore your fat ass.

Right now he's really a shitty fat Genji that only exists to be annoying.
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>>150168310
>luchador skin
>they make his leap 'pin' like rien, but without the one-shot
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Which ones do you think are most open to taking it up the butt?
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>>150168328
>Ana getting play of the game
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>>150168132
it's 650 now right?

just make it 750
but knowing blizzard they'll make it 850, give it a 3 second cooldown, and also make his ult not kill him anymore
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>also got POTG
>tfw not a single upboat
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>>150168232
You don't HAVE to be lesbian to be an alpha female, it just happens to help one if you are the other.
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>>150168497
I wish SFM guys could into lighting and posing the eyes more accurately to the ingame appearance.
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who do i pick to kill this weeaboo fuck when he unzips his katana and teleports behind my whole team
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>>150168552
>10 shields
>only 6 teleports

You probably got a webcam kills card, nobody upvotes that.
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>>150168229
Not him but you can get up to mid 60s rank with him. He's not terrible but he's definitely the weakest of the tanks.

>>150168406
as I mentioned here >>150168310
I think a huge issue that nobody seems to understand with winston is just how little control you have over his leap. If they simply made it so you had more control over your arc at low and short ranges he'd be significantly better at killing squishies. He still might need a slightly lower CD on his leap (maybe take off .5 seconds or a second off of it) but he 100% needs to be able to jump onto somebody that's just outside of his tesla range.
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>>150168497
>uncanny valley
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>>150168497
it's <not pictured> the one the birthed you
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>>150168630
Mccree can flashbang him
Roadhog can hook him
Reinhardt can hammer down him
Zenyatta can ult cuck him
Lucio can ult pseudo cuck him

Winston can tickle him to death but he'll still kill 1-2 team mates.

Pick your poison
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>play ana because she's fun
>spend all game losing
>switch to lucio or zenyatta at the end
>instantly win
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>>150168497
Why is there a green outline? Did he need to put them on a green screen then shop them in? Plus the lighting is JUST.
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>>150168682

I don't know if Blizz ever intended him to be so reliant on the 50 damage to kill shit but I get your point. I think the same issue could be resolved if he just had longer lightning reach without changing how the jump works.
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>>150168682
>needs to be able to jump onto somebody that's just outside of his tesla range.
Maybe blizzard tried to make him like a warrior. I don't play Winston much, can you take a step backwards with them running away to get a good jump landing on them?
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>>150168786
You forgot trap him as trashmouse
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>>150168630
>hear shouting in moonspeak
>turn around
>focus fire on squishy dexfag with no projectile attacks
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>>150167649
do you guys not read the posts from blizzard?

a u g u s t
u
g
u
s
t
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I FUCKING MADE TOP 500 ON SOLO Q.

THE TEARS. THE RAGE. THE SHITTY HANZO TEAM-MATES. ALL HAS BEEN FOR THIS.

GIVE ME THAT ANIMATED SPRAY.
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>>150168912
Sure. Don't do this with a well behind you
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Speaking of fixing Winston. When I want characters nerfed I usually want it in order to buff another, even if only in niche ways. I would love if Zarya's shields were no longer immune to knockback and Winston's tickle gun went through it. I would even be okay if the drawback were that his tickle gun still gave charge even if it's hurting her or the shielded teammate.
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>I actually made reaper and 76 stare at roadhog's pierced nipples
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>>150154584
Oh you fucking cunt. Now you've made me associate the best scene in Tombstone with this.
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>>150169034
Screencap anon, I wanna know when I lose against you
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Blizzard...
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>>150167693
>winston ult punch damage got nerfed
;_____;


please if blizzard could just buff his damage just SLIGHTLY


or just against turrets only. christ that would make him a little bit more useful
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>>150158315
Both come from the original announcement trailer for Overwatch. Doomfist is the big bad and Soundquake is name dropped by the kid in the cast.
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>>150169048
>gun still gave charge even if it's hurting her or the shielded teammate
>potentially more than 50 charge per shield
Easily fixed to forced 50 max, but who knows what can be missed.
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>>150169048

Even if he could do that Zarya would still just melt him long before Winston could do anything meaningful.

50 DPS absolutely ruins this character.
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>>150168912
You can do that but he still goes pretty far. I'd say you'd probably need to walk backwards for a solid 1.5-2 seconds before you'd be close to landing on them and while that doesn't sound like enough you gottta remember that we're in the zenyatta meta now.
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>>150167629
Soldier x ana is far superior
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>>150168674
I can't force my teammates to die more often so they can use the teleporter and let me reapply my shield.
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Blog post
>Finally get to play with friends on pc
>Person hosting is a friend of theirs that I don't know
>Their name is Dad.
>Plays junkrat mostly, that's fine
>Wants to to "funny" all X lineups, okay that's cool I haven't actually tried it that much
...
>Talks about junkrat and pavement swine shipping
>Can't handle bantz and blocks people then exits the match
>Turns out they use a controller.
Me and my friends aren't great, some of them are not good at shooters but we try.
This just makes the experience more boring and unfun.
also I think it was a girl playing
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I keep going into qp to screw around and do stuff I'd never do in competitive but I'm having trouble figuring out what to do during defense during attack I usually go torb for attack just force flank people but I'm at a loss as for defense and koth
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>>150153609
probably spend less time getting in sneaky position, and probably just chill with your team a little bit, focusing people that drop to 60%-40% health or so


be the cleanup man, not the 1 man assassination team
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>>150152601
>the majority shouldn't be able to enjoy the game

Ah, business major I see.
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>>150169248
Much like with Rein's shield it's mainly to put pressure on her in team fights. Reinhardt can fuck Winston up to but if there's a Pharah forcing him to keep his shield in use it's another story. Similar thing. That's kind of a consistent theme with Winston though. If his teammates don't capitalize on the chaos he causes you're just fucked a lot of the time. The idea wouldn't be his primary fix but it would go a long way in giving him more unique niches over characters like D.va. Upping his damage seems simple but at the same time it's a fine line between being broken and being inept. Bastion has the same problem.
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>>150168973
I need the exact date anon
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>>150169147
If they just made it so he could use his leap to consistently jump onto people if you could aim it correctly His ult would do good aoe damage.

It's 2 seconds after every leap end that he can leap again and the ONLY way to leap onto enemies that are just out of your attack range is to leap directly into the air or directly into a wall that they are next to. If you leap directly into the air you waste a ton of time (and thus damage) because it takes so long to land. Leaping into walls to cut the leap short works but it's super situational
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It's ridiculous that I see so few Mercy picks in games now, ridiculous

Everybody thinks Zen or Ana is the best solo healer ever now or something when Zen heals slowly and Ana constantly fails to focus solely on healing and decides to be Widowmaker.

Mercy is constant and dedicated 50 HPS with RESURRECTION you shits
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>>150153670
s76 does best in a cool defensive bubble of teammates, instead of a pokey/run-in-make-plays hero.

stay with your homies, and try to make sure your biotic is down and you're popping anyone in the face that comes in looking at your friendlies

try to lure them into a good helix shot, instead of firing it at people peeking at you. i like to lay into people that trickle in, and then helix the doorway they try escaping to


also highground is your friend, by do try to stay in the middle of your team helping lay down the hurt/popping heals
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>>150153609
Turn your volume up. Footsteps are a big giveaway for flankers, and Reaper has some of the loudest so unless you're sneaking up in the middle of an ult-off, someone will probably hear you. Learn to listen to the enemy's footsteps too.

Consider playing an easy tank/support for a while, whilst working on your aim solo as others suggested (headshot-only rounds as McCree vs Ana AI is apparently a good way). Sit on the objective as Rein or Lucio and watch how other people position themselves when you can.
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>>150169561
Business Law major here. A real business major would've been like "We've gotta get AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE influencing this shit so that we can get more people buying the game so we can have more shekels to count!"
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>>150169561
>Games should be balanced around players that aren't willing to improve themselves just because there's more of them
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>>150155407
>Zarya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzhNdCxhK28
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>>150153695
>PSN
stopped reading there

got a call for you on your playskool phone, it's the 1990s, they want you to get a computer
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Can I be banned from voicechatting if I micspam?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXp6O0qtMyk
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>>150169818
nobody thinks zenyatta is the best solo healer.

Zenyatta is the best DUO SUPPORT because he has crazy good utility and pairs insanely well with lucio. Ana has potential to be the best solo healer but you need to be really good at her to pull it off (unlike mercy which has a much lower skill ceiling). And even then she's probably just the best solo healer when your team is on attack on capture point maps.
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>wait a full minute for someone to backfill that last shit match
>there's literally nobody else in queue
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So are there only like 20 people playing right now? i swear im playing against the same people every time I queue up.
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>>150154028
requeue after a couple losses or one bad loss

poof 60% winrate
if you keep going for too long winning, the game finds you more and more garbage teammates to stack against your 'winning'
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any scrubs want to join up for competitive? 45 here
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>>150170096
>nobody thinks zenyatta is the best solo healer.

I constantly see him picked as solo healer these days
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>>150169573

I'd be fine with the shit damage if he had more tools to stay alive and cause chaos. It's just not feasible for him to be in the thick of it because his shield is a non factor and his damage isn't there.

If he had a vampiric effect with his damage to stay alive for longer or his shield was substantial it would give him more reason to pressure a point.

Again there's two conflicting characters here trying to be good but they both can't be the same character at the same time.

A tank that has a bubble shield and hits multiple targets has no need to be mobile so often. You need one leap to get on the objective and then you start shitting lightning behind the shield to get people to fuck off. But Winston's shield is bad and his damage is shit so people don't actually have any reason to fuck off when you're near them.

So there's this other angle where Winston is a pseudo pick class that has more mobility and leaps in on supports but he literally can't kill fast enough before Zen removes you or the support fucks off and leaves. A pick class has no use for the beserker ultimate or a big bubble shield anyhow and would appreciate more damage of either of those things.

It's just a worse of both worlds situation.
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>>150170208
* pc america
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>>150170241
Because fags still cannot understand that support=/= healer and someone who can heal=/= dedicated healer
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>>150154028
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>>150162286
Most of the people in this video don't even seem very mad, it's just, alright, waste your and others time I guess?
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>>150170137
Why do you guys never explain your platform, timezone, and whether you're queuing for QP or comp?

Also, some of them could have used prefer this player on you. That's what I do when matchmaking think it would be hilarious to put me on a team of new players up against multi stars. Fuck that, I'll make the stomping team carry me when I re-queue later.
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dear /owg/

i am creating an overwatch drinking game and i need YOUR help

what should the rules be?
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>>150170241
I pick Zen as a solo healer all of the time, but that is because I'm a shitter and if I'm going to get shoehorned into playing support because the entire team auto-locked Genji I'm at least going to play a healer that is fun.
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>>150170351
Killed by genji?
Take a drink
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>>150154028
:^)
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>>150170351
depends

do you want to die?
>take a drink every time you have 4 golds when you lose in QP
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>>150170351
Every time there's more than two Tracers, Reapers, Hanzos or Widowmakers on your team, take a drink
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>>150170351
Drink if someone picks Hanzo on attack. [/spoiler]Or ever.
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>>150170481
nice spoiler
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2+ genjis/widows/tracers on your team? drink

no support or tank? drink
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>tfw working towards my original rank
feels good
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>>150170351
Every time your team either doesn't have
1: a reinhardt
2: 2 tanks
take a drink
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>>150170496
P r e t t y m u c h
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>>150170351
drink every time you load illios
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>>150168971
Zarya is CUTE!
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>>150155164
beam has really long range

don't get TOO close


when basically trick them into heading a direction to avoid your beam-
but then instead of pressing forward, dodge away and lay them out with a right click fadeaway where they are going to BE.

its only a slow attack (m2) if it's got to travel very far.


remember that as long as you have 1/100 in the clip you can right click- so do yourself a favor and bust one of those when you get low on melt-munitions
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>>150170334
nah man its epic XD
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>>150170278
His shield should do something when its destroyed, it fucking fried Reaper in that cinematic, it might as well do some sort of shock nova when it gets destroyed.
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So I've been playing Overwatch for a while, I have no real fps background so this is the first time I've really put time into something that requires this sort of mouse control (I played some starcraft, but none of that transfers over). Long story short my aim is shit. I've gotten by playing mostly D.Va and Reaper with some Rein and Soldier sprinkled in, and looking into it more- I need to learn to play characters that require more precise aiming. I've tried to play McCree in games in Quick Play, but end up switching off after a minute or two after seeing I could be helping the team more(because I don't want to be an absolute shitter).

What can I do to practice my aim outside of ruining other peoples games until I figure out how to aim quickly? I've turned my mouse sensitivity down, I use a good mouse (and have tried a few other mice that friends own to make sure I'm using what's comfortable for me) and I just don't have the hang of identifying good shots yet I guess.
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>work my ass off supporting team or being a good tank
>get fed up with salty teammates that dont do anything useful
>become a genji main and do literally nothing useful
>5 votes at end for blocking 1500 damage

?????????????
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>>150162286
whats sadder is that you spent all the time playing bad on purpose and editing a video where people werent even mad
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>>150162286
You really think about promoting your channel somewhere else.
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>>150156537
... uh, just right click on them from social and hit 'join game'


poof now you are spectating
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Why is hitting people that don't see you so hard?

>above on the ship as mccree with ana and mercy below me
>whiff 4 shots before deciding to just run down and shoot him
>in a huge battle with 3 people all gunning for me
>somehow live and outshoot all of them
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>>150170760
top cringe
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>ana will keep getting buffed because retards don't know how to aim
>she will get nerfed into the ground because of this and people will whine every match about how she's OP
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>use Dragonblade
>get nanoboosted
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>>150170851
Probably because you're used to them reacting to you, so you try to lead your shots like that. I'm the same way.
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>>150170008
>>150170008
>>150170008
H E L P
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>>150170278
This feels all too familiar, I'm sure not a lot of the original and current WoW team is on Overwatch but it is Blizzard, Blizzard games love the idea of hybrid classes but can't pull them off very well.

Take vanilla Paladin and Shaman. On one hand you had a class that was advertised a warrior with healing potential. Ideally they would be off tanks or off-healers maybe with a bit of both... oh, just kidding it sucks outside of one option. Healing was its only viable tree. Enjoy your priest reskin.

Then on the other we had a Shaman. That was good at everything because we had to cram in as much cool stuff as possible in this hybrid but make sure all of them are as good as the the version belonging to other classes.


And the problem never really went away. They just made Paladin into another Shaman eventually.
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>>150170351

>gold objective time
>take a sip
>gold as healing as a non support
>finish your drink
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>>150170992
If enough people feel like reporting you.
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>>150170693
A huge AoE knockback would be cool. Let's you get away easier if things go South or just help you secure a kill in the chaos.
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>>150170351
Ok I've got one

Every time you play overwatch, drink yourself to death.
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>>150170278
His shield used to have 1000 hp and now it has 600 because people would just always play double Winston

No idea why Blizzard didn't switch it back with the hero limit
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>>150170278
>>150170693
Honestly I'd love having more control over the jump. It's a cool ability but really damn difficult to use and I think that alone would at least make things smoother and more fun. I also like the idea of him being able to just ram people instead of just relying on the landing to hit others. I mean a gorilla sailing through the air has to be a pretty dangerous target right?
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>>150171130
Quickplay. Sure balance isn't too big of a deal there but there's a limit to how much bullshit a person can take in even a casual match.
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>>150171059
is having gold objective time bad

i always have it
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>>150154028
You're just not strong enough to carry retards yet. Work on it.
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>rank 75
>forced to play with 65 because its the morning
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>>150171195
Only if it's getting you killed. Being on the point in KotH doesn't do much if the other team owns it and they are still alive.
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>>150170351
Every time Mei puts an ice wall up in the most innapropriate time/place take a drink. >>150171206
The best part about this is the hanzo in the attacker's bay
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I honestly don't believe in games without Lucio.

Someone post the "Local Man contests point" newspaper picture
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>>150171394
i want to play other supports

i really do

but lucio is the definition of a free win
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>>150170719
don't worry about ruining quickplay games m8
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>>150171170
Am I the only one who feels like his jump is fine? He's a disruption hero and his jump disrupts. It's pretty easy to aim it too. I'm not even that great at Winston but when I do play him he feels effective.
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>>150170534
play with friends two different nights
drop 6 ranks

yeah feels good
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>>150170351
edgy name?

take a shot
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>>150168912
Or they could give winston a secondary fire that prevented movement skills for a second or two, that way Trashers and weebs wont just *teleport behind u* or dash away from you so easily.
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>>150171394
>THE TRUE ENEMY OF HUMANITY IS NO MONKEY BUSINESS
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>>150171195

I put it there because I always have it too and I wish someone else would for once.

Even when I'm playing characters better suited for flanking and supporting I'm sitting on the point alone.
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>>150171540
Is this missing colour or something?
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>>150154773
yes
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>ywn eat out Mei
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>>150171540
I've been improving with him quite a bit myself, I'm just tired of landing just behind people, it's really weird.
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>>150171472
I can't stand most supports in this game. So one dimensional and boring to play.

Mercy is a walking ultimate.
Lucio feels too passive for me to just play songs and skate around shooting.
Symettra can't heal and sucks on attack so I only play her certain maps.
Ana feels weird to play. Not sure what they should do with her.

Lately I just go robot man and throw my balls into people's faces.
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>>150164692
>listening to opinions on the internet
found your problem
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>>150171676
Winston's colour is dark blue-black like his skin/fur.
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>>150171682
What happened to her plugsuit?
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>>150162286
Back in my day mic rage meant more than people just asking you what you're doing with a completely neutral voice and others saying you're trolling and everyone should report it in equally neutral voices.
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How do I counter tracers. I usually have to switch to tracer but if I'm playing tank/healer I acn't do that
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>>150171378
One drink for taking pressure off of the enemy team by blocking an active chokepoint.

Empty your glass if she hinders a friendly ult.
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>>150171748
Oh, okay. I thought it was me
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>>150171838
pocket sand and dink lad
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>>150164453
for the facial expression, champ
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What did I do wrong? Second game playing Zarya and we lost this game. Ana wouldnt heal and did the "lol it's just a game bro xD" before telling me it was my fault we lost. I was using my shield to tank turrets and throwing it on our reaper so he could ult
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Friendly reminder that the competitive ranking structure is absolutely fine. The only people complaining are bad players that think they're better than their current ranking.

Further friendly reminder: if you think your team is always bad then just remember; you are the common denominator.
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>>150171540
The problem is that you literally can't aim the jump at people just outside of your tesla/primal punch range. You'll end up flying past them instead of jumping onto them unless you're doing a high jump that gimps your damage because it takes so long to land AND draws attention to you. Having to spend an extra 2 seconds flying in the air just to be able to land where you want is what kills it in a meta where every team has a zenyatta that's going to discord orb your ass every time he sees you.

It wouldn't be such a factor except for the fact that his shield is also pretty terrible and has a fairly long cool down relative to its strength.
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>charge for your multiplayer game
>allow full premades against randoms or partial premades because there's a lack of even matchups

This was a bad decision. I'm not saying the game should've been F2P because that would have brought on unfixable issues of its own, but solo queue and group queue should've been separate. Groups make a world of difference in team based gameplay, pitting them against randoms because averages of their arbitrary numbers are close together is terrible matchmaking.
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>>150171838

When I play roadhog all I need to do is keep track of her blinks and she's fucking toast.
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>>150170351
Someone types "ez" in the chat post game.
DRINK!
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>>150171838
Roadhog
>>
PICK A NATIONALITY AND MAKE A HERO FROM IT

HARD MODE: MAKE IT INTERESTING
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>>150171920
>not being able to win a 1v11
git gud
>>
Assuming that two players of equal skill fight, is there EVER an instance in which a Roadhog loses 1v1?
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>>150171682
>no cameltoe
0/10 missed opportunity
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>have 14 games played including the placement
>guy starts crying about how much better he is when he has 50 games played and is still at 57
lamo
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>>150172070
Depends. Does the zarya have full charge and her shield?
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>>150172070
if he misses his hook
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>>150171920
vs two roadhogs you'll want to be using your shield to save your squishies from getting gibbed

It's quickplay though, don't sweat it. Zarya takes a little while to get into the swing of.
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>>150171935
Friendly reminder: if you're not 80+ your rank has been literally luck based.
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>haven't played Zen since before the buff
>decide to test the old boy out on Hanamura Defense
>mfw throwan discords, tossan balls, embracan tranquility
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This game would be objectively better if Bastion's turret mode was slower to transform into and he didn't heal as fast.

Prove me wrong.
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>>150172238
>>150172238
bastion is garbage
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>>150172238
you're wrong
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>>150172238
>bastion
>relevant
kek
if anything he needs a buff on his ultimate/complete rework
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>>150159046
Too bad she's the pikachu of the franchise.
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>>150172238
Bastion's shit if you aren't brand new to the game or on console.
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>>150172070
Ana can shit on Roadhog 1v1

No memeing


t. top 500 hog
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>>150172238
>This game would be objectively better if one of the weakest heroes was made worse
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>>150172238
did you try getting good because this worked for me
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New thread:

>>150172346
>>150172346
>>150172346
>>150172346
>>150172346
>>150172346
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>>150172029

canada is a bear with a little mountain man with a rifle on his back his attack is his gun his passive is climbing walls slowly his e is roaring which slows down people in front of you his shift is a bite that recovers health if it heals you his ult is he drops his weapon and gets on two legs and starts running around and it plays the hannah barbera running sound effect if he hugs you he breaks your neck each hug is two seconds long and the ult lasts 10
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>play competitive
>drop 4 ranks in one day
>someone in chat informs me that I'm trash
>play quick play instead
>literally nobody tries
>half my team is reapers
>enemy team buttfucks us every round

fuck, man, I just wanted to have fun
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>>150172337
>>
>retard with a le epikk 420w33d name instalocks Genji and can't kill a single person
>refuses to switch despite being trash
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>>150171946
I try to treat Winston like any other flanker, so I don't jump in from short ranges in the first place. You pick a target, bomb in from the heavens to enrich their life with the monkey dick, then get the fuck out before their team turns around.

I do agree about the shield cooldown. I like the idea some other anon suggested about it having some sort of zap when it goes down like in the cinematic. Maybe a debuff that boosts Winston's lightning damage for a few seconds? Or have it auto reset his jump cd.
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What rank is considered average? I placed at 35 and I'm an awful player
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>>150172448
Ummmm
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>>150172516
>sleep
>grenade that prevents healing
>out ranges him
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>>150172604
45-55 is probably 80% of the player base.
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>>150172609
This

Shoot from range, as he comes up sleep him, shoot, grenade, spam until dead
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>>150161319
I tried this once with my friends over and most players told me to shut up when they heard the slurping and gag sounds and I imagine I was muted by most of tge team.
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>>150172604
98% of people are better than you

I'm sorry
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>>150172468
>study for 12 hours yesterday
>play some OW in quickplay for a break
>put against the most try hard teams i've ever seen
>me ooga team booga
>getting rolled so hard that i'm lucky to get more than 4 eliminations a game
>autism stars on every player except the ones on my team
>payload never stops moving
>capture points are contested for less than 5 seconds
>hanzo and genji on my team every game
>Ogon’ po gotovnosti!
>Warīhum quwitak!
>Ryūjin no ken o kurae!
What did I do to deserve this
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How come I gained a SHIT ton of points even though teams were even?

I gained basically 75% of a level from a win. Did my personal performance have anything to do with that?
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>>150172050
Muay Thai kickboxer, Thailand
female
Melee only

LMB: Kick attack. Combo. First kick deals low damage, with each kick dealing increasing damage and having a longer range, with the last kick being a fully extended kick that can strike at a longer melee range than any other character can manage, and deals heavy damage.

RMB: Shin Kick. 1s charge, but deals massive damage, and slows enemy movement, also knocking them back slightly.

LSHIFT: Duck and Weave. Movement ability. Will dash forward for a set distance or until cancelled. Bobs and weaves the whole way, starting with a juke to the left or right, chosen at random when the ability is activated. The juking pattern is predictable though, and each juke moves the character a meter or more in that direction. the juke distance is shortened by terrain collision. at the end of the dash, the next attack made deals 20% more damage.

E: Breaker Knee. Lunges forward slightly, extending the knee. If an enemy is struck, they are stunned for 1 second. If not, the cooldown is halved.

Q: Smash Kick. A spinning kick that knocks the target back and deals damage. Any enemies the target collides with take damage and are shifted away from the initial target's path of movement.
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>>150172576
What rank are you?

the problem i'm talking about here isn't the initiation. Anybody not complete shit should be able to land the initial leap consistently. The problem is after you've initiated the leap becomes pretty bad because VERY often the people you want to leap onto are in your dead zone.
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>>150172752
Win streaks. The more you win, the more you benefit form winning.
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>>150171920
>eddie

instant shitter
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>>150172050

>Canadian
>Oil Rig Guy
>Defense?
>Call him Slick huehue

Right. 250 health.
Give him a wrench, primary. Big ol' 100 damage.
He's got a barrel of oil, maybe an oil gun?
Skill A. Lobs/shoots oil blob.
Hits enemy? They slip and slide the direction they were going for an amount of time, 2-3 seconds?
Hits friend? Speeeeeedboost. They lubed up son!
Skill B. Throws a wrench, 100 DMG as per melee and turns the target round 180degrees.
Ult. Dumps his barrel of oil. And chucks a match. Like Mei's ult but a fire AoE. 60 tick per second for 5 seconds.

I don't fucking know.
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>>150161319
This doesn't make much sense. It'd be better in your vag/ass along with a remote vibe or something. Bobbing your head would be to cumbersome
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>>150172789
Is it female or >female?

I hope it's the latter.
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>>150172804
55, but I've been up to 62.

Why aren't you landing your initial leap on the people you want to leap onto?
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>>150172832
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>>150172930
>ladyboy
Why the fuck not, Thailand is known for them. I'd prefer an actual waifu but eh, whatever. I don't think Blizzard would have the balls, though. Even though the character still would.
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>>150172468

>rank 36 because I thought my placement matches were a good time to learn zarya
>every QP is symmetra on attack torbjorn on koth and two d.va on my team
>every competitive game is me playing our only tank and babysitting a bunch of children screaming in voice chat

I thought I could use a character with a high skill ceiling and this is the price if my hubris
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>>150172050
Mexican

Can go invis

Smuggle behind enemy lines to provide enemy intel to your own team

The longer you can stay alive and stay as close to enemy team as possible, the bigger the damage boost your team gets (capped at 25% max)

You have decoys (max 3 stored) that grant you invisibility (3 seconds) when you use one.

Your main weapon is a machete which does standard melee damage.

Your secondary weapon is sand in the eyes, which blinds enemies for a second.

Your ultimate is Burrow, which grants a tunnel to any part of the map within a radius.
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>>150162353
absolutely
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>>150173067
Will he be available post elections?
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>>150173074

OUT FUCKING SKILLED
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>>150172789
So basically he's Muay Thai Lee Sin with everything removed except his ult
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Sombra when?
Also what is she gonna be?
TF2 spy 2.0?
Just a bad reaper clone?
THOUGHTS!?
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>playing comp on Nepal KOTH
>teammate picks Symmeta
>leaves the team voice channel after we tell him to switch
>we get anally ravaged on Sanctum
>round 2, village
>we're sure we're going to lose 3-0
>we capture it after Symmetra is instantly killed by Roadhoad
>Symmetra gets ult and places teleporter in the middle of the point
>instantly destroyed
>we win the round 100-0
>win on Shrine as well
>get Village again and win again even though Symmetra puts her teleporter in the middle of the point
>we jokingly say that Symmetra and her teleporters carried us to victory
>guy on the enemy team says "No, your Junkrat carried you"
>tfw I was Junkrat
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>>150173808
Why do people cover up names?
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>>150172050
Isreali and a palestinian update...

Shit that was some low hanging fruit, but I had to...

For reals though it would be nice to have a hero from a country but not be a sterotype of that culture. I mean, if a new character comes from canada, is he or she going to be wearing denim and be a drunk lumber jack theme or a hipster that looks acts, talks abd dresses like an American but and even works and shops in America, but was born and lives accross the water in Toranto??

how about a Flip American who uses a semi auto rifle that is super accurate on the first shot, but the spread increases wider the faster he shoots without letting his weapon cool between shots so his best tactic is to do slow single shots to "snipe" or do double taps in mid range or shorts bursts and tgen mag dump in close range.

His rifle should have a bayonet for fast melee attacks that ignore armor And his special is deploying caltrops or barbed wire spools that slows down foot traffic in a wide area great for choke points to slow enemies so he can get more shots off and his ultimate is a smoke bomb that obscures vision thus giving cover and even breaks line of sight for turrets allowing the team to surge forward.
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>>150173808
Oh shit, it's the Symmetra main from this picture
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>>150173808
I suspect a lot of people who play Symmetra share her mental illness. Also we're all friends here, no need to hide who you are.
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>>150173909
Tripfag-sympathiser pls leave.
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>>150173808
Sometime if you want to have fun have an ana ult symmetra that's on the point on koth when the enemy team is hard engaging. She kills 200 hp characters in like .7 seconds after locking on with her primary fire
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Has anyone had an issue the last few days with performance going to complete ass halfway through matches? Some games are fine, others it's like I dropped to 10 fps
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>>150172050
Fuck Earth
The next hero is an alien
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>>150173808
Why are the names covered? You need the numbers to actually do anything, Baka. Unless you know my numbers are 1466, you can't do anything.
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>>150173909
Because I already post too many webms of myself and don't want to keep posting things with my name. I want to avoid being a pseudo-namefag
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>>150173915

Zarya is spooky accurate except for the femdom part.
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>>150174149
I'm pretty sure the person who made this is a Zarya main.
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>>150174069
>a literal namefag asking why someone covers their name
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>>150174326
Ignoring >>150173968 & >>150173909 because secret club
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>point B vulvaskybox
>I have deployed a teleporter, we move quickly

I wish there was a fuck you emote sometimes I really do.
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>Ana doesn't have an alt fire that lets you choose between healing or dealing damage.

Kinda fucking retarded since she can't wallclimb like hanzo or grappling hook like widowmaker to make her get up high so she can have clear shots
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>>150174501
>being a namefag
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>>150172070
It literally all depends on whether the hook lands or not
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>>150174557
Why choose when it can be done with he same button? And how does that have anything to do with her lack of mobility?
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>>150154028
>Won a couple of games in a row
>3 guys left the game
>Reinstancing
>Forced to play 4x6
>Lose

This was expected after all
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>>150174557

>I want something useless, also here's a complete non sequitur
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>>150174557
>Reinhardt doesn't have a quick melee where he hits someone with the handle of his hammer

Kinda fucking retarded because he's so slow when he's holding M2. He should be able to charge when holding his shield, but have it deal no damage.
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>>150174635
>>150174792
some of you are legit retards I swear
he's saying he wants the ability to damage opponents even if an ally is in their line of sight, which would be nice but would also make life harder for everyone in general if shitters played her
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>>150174962
This post is even worse than the original
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>>150175040
there seems to be a barrier of knowledge here that you're on the other side of
let me explain it to you step by step so that you may cross
1. Ana wants to damage enemy
2. Teammate is standing in front of enemy
3. If Ana shoots she will heal teammate instead
4. Ana also has no form of higher mobility to prevent this
5. Possible solution is to make healing darts and damaging darts seperate
6. While it would be a quality of life change, it would also further encourage incorrect play of the hero
are you of understanding now comrade
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>>150174635
>Trying to snipe a bastion/toblerone turret
>keep healing spastic teammates who jump in front of me

It's a line of sight issue, widowmaker's grappling hook doesn't give her "more mobility"
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>>150175337
I'm not having trouble understanding what he means, you moron. You two are just unable to form proper sentences.
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>>150174885
His quick attack is his Haduken which is even ranged
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what if ana's shots penetrated through all allies and enemies and dealt damage or healed appropriately
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>>150174962

What the fuck are you on about?

>he's saying

It's clearly you samefagging unless this is illiteracy day on 4chan or something.
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>>150175380
>widowmaker's grappling hook doesn't give her "more mobility"
And why not just say "Give Ana an ult fire that penetrates teammates"?
You and >>150175337 this retard need to learn how to better transfer your thoughts into words. I suggest going back to elementary school or taking a class in grammar at your local community college.
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>>150175337

every time I see this picture I get the feeling that that girl smells awful
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>>150175380

>oh no, I'm healing by mistake

I think you fail to understand exactly what the fuck you're supposed to be doing as Ana, you noscope420mlg prick. Post your rank, shitter.
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>>150175337
>it would also further encourage incorrect play of the hero

Because healing a teammate that doesn't need a heal when you are trying to shoot an enemy is correct play, right?
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>>150175624
>healing your full health teammates is better than killing enemies
post yours
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>>150171838
WOAH THERE
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>>150175624
>>150175735
>Ana players
Unless you're Star_, you're both shitters.
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what if mei could freeze explosivea in an ice cube
and then carry the ice cube to the enemy
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>Everygame goes to SD and lose because my team keeps throwing everytime a round swaps
I'm done with comp until Blizz fix matchmaking - going from 70% wr to 58% in 3 days is BS
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>>150175761
When did I say I was an "Ana player" ?
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>>150175548
quote both posts then you dumb cunt

>>150175729
I was referring to people that would pick Ana to frag with her. Giving them the option to just not heal at all would encourage that kind of play
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Bastion's self-heal should be able to heal teammates, and slowly turn them all into machines
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>>150175583
>why not just say "Give Ana an ult fire that penetrates teammates"?

Because that wasn't what I suggested, I said give her the option to switch between a damage shot or a healing shot just like Mercy can change her stripper pole between healing and giving increased damage.

This isn't hard to understand, are you autistic?
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>>150175840
t. Robotnik
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>>150175735

>I'm rank 39 and I just can't understand why my team is so shit I'm so ooga

K
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>>150175890

>I'm retarded, and I am becoming angry so I'll call others autistic
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>>150159745
how?
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>>150175990
Who are you quoting?
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>>150176105
>I have no actual counterpoint so I'll just point out how he used ad hominem and hope no one notices how I just did the same thing
>>
Speaking of this stuff with Ana I predicted that she couldn't headshot, zero to no mobility, and would have lower DPS than Widow back when all we had was the preview image of the rifle schematics. What I got wrong was that they were going to give her a situational gimmick where her attacks could pierce through targets, a bit like the machina from Tf2 if you're familiar with that, and that it would work around the issue of friendlies body blocking enemies or enemies body blocking friendlies.
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>>150175624
Sniping people while healing when teammates actually need healing, you fucking idiot.
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>>150176187
>>150176218

>I'm mad
>>
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>>150171798
me
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no surprise here
http://2p.com/44115562_1/Overwatch-May-Offer-Free-Trial-in-the-Future--Report-by-Wei.htm
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>>150176105
The retard who couldn't understand the suggestion of letting her choose between damage and healing shots so she doesn't waste her shots healing fully health spastic genjis and fatfuck roadhogs that get in the way of when she's trying to damage the enemy.

Yes, I'm calling you retarded.
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>>150175890
Just have it pierce targets. Meaning it passes through the Roadhog on your team and hits whoever you were trying to harm.

Two birds. One stone.
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Make Zen's Healing orb and armor reduction orb be bound on the same key.

It'll be like playing a minigame during a teamfight over whether you're healing the team member and debuffing the right enemy.
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>>150176861
except that'd be OP as all fucking get out
That's literally a 155 HP exchange by a 3rd party from any range. That makes Ana MANDATORY
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>>150176861
No way in hell blizzard will allow that unless there's a big damage reduction after the shot healed a teammate, or vice versa.
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>>150177073
Lucio is already the mandatory support, wouldn't want competition now would we?
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>>150176861
I had thought about that but then I decided to suggest a more realistic change.
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>>150177073
It really wouldn't come up a lot. I guess someone could coordinate and build a whole team around that but the issue of bodyblocking really doesn't come up as often, those moments are memorable because they're annoying, as you'd think. Seriously, this gimmick didn't make the machina a good weapon outside of pubs because it's very situational that two targets line themselves up and their hitboxes are both vulnerable. Especially when both parties (friendly, enemy) tend to strafe around each other anyway whereas two enemies have more chances to line up like that.
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Can someone post the character popularity slides from capcuck please?
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>>150177073
No it doesn't. The odds of hitting your jumping zero suit D.va through the Reinhardt blocking most of your LoS to her would be very slim.
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Now that the dust has settled... is he OP?
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>>150179125
What the fuck were they thinking with the middle one.
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>>150152324
>uncanny valley
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>>150180186
Might as well give up, anon. It's just another meaningless buzzword now.
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