/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

ultrash cuck

xth for rare mado footage
https://youtu.be/yq2eWQpANQc

xth for chemo baiting his own replies

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xth for best post.

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>Heavensward will save FFXIV

xth for feeding pizza to squiddy-chan

xth for tfw no gf

>>149934402
Gardening only and no it's not worth it to do yourself

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>>149934191
they deliver until 4:45 in my area

>>149934226
no fuck that

>>149934253
i might just get ground beef
i kinda cba for too much

>>149934396
sure

>>149934309
i'm not that into pepperoni honestly

>>149934396
sure

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>>149934337
Xth for stop xth'ing

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xth for getting hype for armor crush even though i just hit 50...

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xth for doze pose

>>149934875
armor crush is the best thing ever I feel dead without it whenever I have to do a dungeon or something that's too low level to have it

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post lalas

>>149934993
Nice booty.

>>149934841
Totally on topic even
>>149934875
Comtains more game related stuff than you.
At least with butts and erp posts that has people implying they're going to interact with the game.

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xth for Style

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>>149934843
xth for bored times

>>149935084
I will especially slap you to the ground!

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>>149935020

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>>149935016
I know what you mean, and getting to taste that power via deep dungeon is making me really excited to level.

>>149935059
>talking about a class and it's abilities vs pizza
ok dude whatever you say

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>>149935059
pizza is well worth it tho

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Some spots to fish are nice.

>>149935020
never post this again

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how do I convince myself to actually play the game?

>>149935171
you realize that anon was praising you for actually discussing the game, right?

>>149935553
put a gun to your head and pull the trigger

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>>149934993
>dat ass
I wanna be in it.
Gib butt pls.

>>149935171
did you fanta from your cat ?? I loved your cat ;-;

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>>149935569
Yeah i realized that after the fact, it was worded weird to me

>>149935673
It's dead jim. It was a good cat but I don't like playing them as much. Was a good romp though.

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>>149935020

>>149935553
>>>149935642

Anyone up for some lewd talk?

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Finally...
The sweet embrace of calmness

>>149935553
figure out a goal and work towards it.

>>149935850
>>149935642
fuck off.

how do i get the old catalog back this new one is dumb

>>149935936
Meet me at the bench™.

>>149935936
Do you like au ra...

>>149935983
calm down orbiter

I still love hiM.M....

>>149936125
fuck off.

>>149935936
How lewd do you want to go, anon?

>>149936026
what do you mean?

>>149936120
yes
>>149936226
very lewd

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>mfw people say tanking is easy

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>transfer to Balmung
>can't find an RP FC
>can't find an RP LS
>have never erped before so I'm too shy to go to the quicksand and possibly find someone to bone my cat

How do you guys get over the fear of trying to find an ERP partner? I always get too scared that they might just insta log if my writing isn't up to par with them

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xth for please no bullying in this thread

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>>149934993
Even when asleep I must punch in my dreams.
>>149935553
Just gotta find something to set your mind to, otherwise it's just boring tedium.

>>149936335
Are you on balmung...

>>149936335
Do you like white-haired catgirls?

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>tfw collared

ah im so habby :DD

tfw no main

tfw existence is meaningless

>>149936151
it's okay noriko you'll find a new bussy to play like a fiddle soon

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>>149935850
{soon}
>>149935983
thx this yokai stuff and the deep dungeons has actually got me running around doing stuff a little bit more. I guess I'm just being lazy, it's so much easier to just do nothing.
>>149936125
I have orbiters?

>>149936545
That happens. Just talk enough and don't be an ERP alt.

>>149936545
You solicit someone from the thread and start there.

If you post the cat I could help you.

>>149936665
You dated a black man

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tGuPgJopTd

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>>149936376
Tanking is easy, not the game's fault you have to stroke your microdick every 5 seconds to your shitty waifu Revy~

>>149936665
Shitou no...

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>>149936930
>Revy shitty waifu
Hold up now.

>>149936335
Got a throwaway email? I'm not sure if I have enough time for some extensive lewd talk, but I can do some very lewd talk as long as it's nothing gross.

>>149936545
I find the best way to go about finding RP of any kind is to dive right in. It's how I managed to start some ERP.

>>149936930
Shut the fuck up

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>>149936848
one of my best friends is a black man

>>149936930
yank my collar sedo do

>>149937179
*Yanks your collar*

Time to eat dinner, be a good boy.

>>149937121
Nice

>>149937027
Sorry I need to hate the things he likes.

>>149937091
Sounds good. Yeah I got one.

>>149937179
Vjera is your best friend?

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>>149936772
ERP alt? I don't think I'll ever go to that, I'm just currently stuck in that awkward rut of learning the lore of the game and finding a good starter RP-FC.

>>149936780
She's pretty bland.

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>>149936665
sh...sh...sh...sh

shi...shi..

shi...rou...

cu..cu..

cummie...ies...

i...will...skin...you..alive..

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>/sft/ feud hour

>>149937179
I'm not black.

>>149937414
incoming meltdown

>>149937415
i just watched this video it was neat

>>149937414
I would have to level a bit and run over to Limsa, but I like this cat. Do you like other catgirls?

>>149937467
What?

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>>149937262
>be a good boy

haha can you not ever say thoes last two words to me again

>>149937309
no god dammit
they have nothing to do with me, or anyone with a brain

>>149937415
what the hell, why is this named after me

>>149937461
you're also not my best friend, he's not around much anymore... it sucks

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>>149937443
>mfw I realize what this is
Why do this on your property?

>>149935035
>>149935654
Thanks!

>>149937564
i think you look like some random thread celebrity or something so people are about to flip their shit maybe

>>149937414
clearly not someone new and just a shitposter copying my eb

>>149937635
Be a good shithead

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>>149937179

>>149937560
I don't mind anyone really, It's my first time doing anything like this and I just want to learn.

I'll be the level 8 MRD standing awkwardly next to the mender.
>>149937660
There really isn't much character customization in this game..

>>149937414
Are you looking for a male or female character?
Any particular preferred race?

>>149934841
>9th post
>dumbass shyv talking about fucking pizza

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>>149935020

>>149937635
Did this friend of yours have an odder than usual name?

>>149937690
I don't think white haired cats are copyright Abe
>>149937660
>>149937467
idc

>>149937768
I might need a second to access the airship, but I'll run over as soon as I'm able. Can you specify which mender?

>>149937842
sorry i wasn't talking to you

>>149937646
You gonna gib da butt tho?
I'll be gentle.

>>149937843
The top floor next to the innkeep, she's a female Hyur Midlander.

>>149937861
Shyba's fc imploded before it took off?

>>149937690
There it is.

>>149937908
Sorry that you're sorry.

>>149937861
i'm surprised you guys have so many credits because it used to be bone dry since no one did shit

Who deserves an extensive foot massage?

>>149937935
Right, right. I'll try to make this quick. If you'd post a first name I could just look you up, as well.

>>149937861
>tfw my plan is already working soon the fc will destroy itself

Any trans women on right now who would like to drain me of my cash? My wallet needs a good raping.

>>149938051
Do you have paypal.

>>149937913
No, sorry.

>>149938026
Ami

>>149937091
post your mail

>>149938007
nooo it's ok! just misunderstanding

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>>149938013
I carry this FC on my back.

>>149938083
Yes, mistress.

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>>149937758
i'll try

>>149937760
jesus fucking christ

>>149937827
hmm... it's not too unusual, no

>>149938051
yes, send me a tell
shirou kuma

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tfw comfy but alone

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>>149938171
probably a good thing since everyone else is just, you know, on their back instead

>>149938051
im a pretty good looking one or at least people say so

Why doesn't Vjera ever respond to the nigger posts?

Is it because he thinks everyone will just forget?

>>149938363
yes

>>149938363
vjera isnt a black wo/man.... right?

>>149938116
Pity.

>>149938363
He can't lie around it and iri and brahms are retarded and delusional

>>149938363
i forgot that a NOT black tranny said theyd kill themselves and miraculously came back to life

My is Jeff.

>>149938363
That's how Vjera universally deals with truth. Vjera combs through responses and only replies to stuff that is readily defensible and ignores everything else

I want to get home and play ffxiv.
Thinking about male au ra helps me to endure work.

>>149937861
Dungeon buddy!

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>>149938024
I believe my services can be of use.

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>>149937414
Annnnnd done, thanks

>>149937289
Is it alright if you drop it here?

>>149938126
I'd rather not publicly post it here in case people give me shit for indulging in a bit of lewd. Some people here are like that, unfortunately.

>>149938363
why wouldn't s/he? what's there to respond to? do you expect "(You) i know"? or do you expect them to say no?

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>>149938338
Oh fu-

>>149938253
tfw no identity

>>149938945
Hello, Steven.

>>149937939
Cock Gizzard would rather ERP so they aren't interested in shibs garbo FC.

>>149939102
Rocklizard doesn't ERP, they only cyber. Learn the difference.

>>149938893
[email protected]

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>>149939075
He's at work.

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>midlanders, cats, lalafell and au ra are too girly or cutesy
>elezen are nice have bad proportions/small heads
>highlanders and roe are too masculine

When is this game going to get some real women?

Pic fucking related.

>>149937639
Isn't it that avatar fag from /bdog/?

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>see Momodi giving same speech she gave me about not coming to her about scraped knees and her gossiping to a different adventurer in cutscene
>no longer feel special
I didn't ask for this.

>>149939189
Sorry.
Cock Gizzard would rather textfuck so they aren't interesting in shibs garbo FC.

>>149939243
Why did you lie?

>>149939243
Where does Brahms work?

>>149937861
Is that why autismo was fuming? Because he can't pick good friends?
Well I guess that's the result of being a bad one yourself.

>>149938338
Fucking savage.

I have no main and no sense of self

>>149939261
Dunno, just know it's a picture someone jizzed on.

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swimming when

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>>149939427

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>>149937939
idk, rocklizard helped me transfer it back to my main and i let him stay because he was my friend

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>starting to notice a huge influx of japanese feet tickling art from pixv and other japanese art sites
HELP
THE MEMES
THEY'RE COMING TO LIFE
WHAT HAVE YOU ALL DONE?!

>>149939485
PS3 limitations.

>>149939257
>highlanders are too masculine
No they aren't, they CAN look fine.

>>149939534
When are you going to stop trying to control your friends?

So after doing the Nidd EX Dummy the calculator website thing says I got 1678 Deeps. I know that's not really a good test of skill but it's all I've got at the moment. I'm an ilvl 227 BLM, how does that rate? No pots or food either.

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>>149939257
>we could have had tall, seductive, succubus-like fem au ra
>japanese idol otaku forced us into midlanders with horns and skin infections

We won't get anything good until the next FF MMO, I believe.

kill

me

pls

I love how everyone in this general is destitute for attention.

What does Vjera's life have to do with any of you? It doesn't.

Love how testosterone has turned hordes of society into mindless, literal, penises.

>>149939709
same

Plane has been booked.

Mado will die.

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>>149939623
ok madot lmao
i consider rocklizard my friend, but i'm in turbo mad mode 24/7 rn
fuck off and speak to me ingame if you actually wanna talk about it

>>149939726
I prefer the term "zombie cock" or "feral schlong"

>>149939772
I'll talk to you where I like, you're not going to control me as well. Maybe that's why Megu didn't like you.

>>149939772
Holy fuck I hate you so much.

main

>>149939769
You ain't doing shit white boi.

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>>149939772
Not even me, dude.

>>149939769
Where is your plane booked too?

>>149939726
Calm down there tumblr.
>>149939772
>only madot thinks you're trying to control your friends
several people tell you this on the thread you reta-
>>149939860
calling bait.

>>149939075
literally who?

>>149939726
alex post

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>>149939772

>>149939772
You're such a fucking faggot.

How does one become the sexiest and sluttiest manwhore, /xivg/?

>>149939928
How does shyvana "control" his friends

>>149939928
>>149939803
>w-w-waaahhh
>mommy!!
>I-I don't have an argument!!
>wait.. m-mommy!?
>who can justify my s-shitty actions now!?!?
>b-better just b-be i-i-ironic.......

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>>149939860
then do it you fucking pussy

>>149939869
>>149939986
aight

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>You will never, ever, EVER, be Shyvana

Feels so good.

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>>149940026
By wearing as many layers of heavy armour as you can possibly bear without collapsing under the weight.

>>149940084
I'm doing it; right here, right now. You're the one resorting to insults and crude words when you're in the wrong, "pussy".

>>149940045
>you aren't allowed to do X or I will not be your friend
>I will shitpost any and all parties involved and get turboautistic on the general if you do

>trying to reason or even be around a spastic 19 year old

Stop this, Balmung.

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>>149939556
>look on pixv to see
>428 tickling pictures added in the last week
Holy fuck.
Anubis still a cute.

m

I miss Jaiba so much

>>149940045
>my friends better not ERP or I will sperg out
>my friends are pretty close, BUT THEY KNOW IT BOTHERS ME SO THEY WON'T ERP
>THEY ERP AAAAAARRG
See also: he is full mad right now.

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>>149939360
He told me once, but I forgot because where he works isn't as important to me as the fact that he does.

>>149940105
DELETE THIS NOW

>>149940161
aare you soloing t4 in this picture?

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>>149940105
plz stop posting this, you aren't fooling anyone into thinking that's me

>>149940172
ok pussy boy
how to be a coward 101

>>149940218
he doesn't even erp

>>149940219
Does Brahms think that you are who you say you are?

>>149940290
>only rocklizard is your friend apparently
that assumption says a lot about you, retard.

>>149940290
Calling me a coward on the internet? Oh no, what will I do?

I think the more cowardly thing is being too afraid of your friends having independent lives, with their own personal hobbies and preferences that don't align with your own, and thus trying to control them and force them to follow your guidelines.

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>>149939556
>>149940204
Japan is hopping on the memewagon. Prepare yourselves.

I need a

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>>149940290
You really should stop this.

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>>149940276
Nah, I went in with a friend for some shenanigans because he wanted some replica gear. I've only actually been able to solo T4 twice so far.

>>149940045
Why do you think bluehaircat is never seen around anyone other than shyv

>Balmung protects, shelters, and defends people like Shyvana
>Balmung protects, shelters, and defends people like Vjera
>Balmung protects, shelters, and defends people like Iri

Grand purge of Balmung and all of Aether when?

>>149940458
Atleast it isn't NTR or more fat old men doujins.

>>149940573
>Balmung is one person

>>149940189
>>149940218
You know you can disapprove of things your friends do, right? Being friends with someone doesn't mean you can't think poorly of something they do.

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>>149940613

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>>149940290
>he doesn't even erp!

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>>149939573
apartments soon at least rite

>>149940621
disapproval is one thing, but sperging out and flailing like a baby is quite another.

>>149940621
He doesn't just disapprove, he manipulates his friends into not doing things he disapproves of; if they don't comply, he will cut off all contact with them and badmouth them on every platform to every open ear.

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>>149940613

>>149940621
Disowning them, sperging, and talking shit about them publicly if you disapprove of something they do is poor form.
>>149940708
>soon
Not soon enough. I've got furniture that needs placing.

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>>149940458
Could be worse I suppose.
Could be your favorite fetish.

>>149940667
Chemo shouldn't you be busy pretending to be me? ;^)

>>149940621
He's a control-freak.

If you guys have nothing better to talk about than some crying child then just let the thread die for once.

>>149939901
I need some spider in a bikini

>>149940769
He hasn't done that to me though.

>>149940573
>implying the majority of balmung has even heard of these people
lol grow up

>>149940816
>90s after "chemo" posts, paks posts

Hm.

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>>149940621
they're on about the fact that i let them know of my hatred of it
stuff like that legit makes me feel sick, so if my friends do it then it makes me feel awful

>>149940769
not fucking really
i badmouth ayase because he was a shithead and specifically tried to hurt me multiple times

>>149940806
in what timeline did i talk shit about rocklizard

>>149940816
Shouldn't you be busy learning how melds work, you retarded asswipe?
>>149940790

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>>149940502
ugh, i just can't seem to do it on my own

solo, that is... i always feel bad having to drag another when i want to farm for replica mats, but no matter how many times i try i end up eating shit usually around gravity thrusts or shortly after

>>149940816
Paks do you live on your own

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>>149940816

how do i get a bf

>>149940934
>in what timeline
You will as soon as you realize they'll do whatever the fuck they want and not what you tell them they can or can't do.

>>149941101
be black pretend to be a tranny and play with a retarded neet's heartstrings and fetishes

>>149940985
Do you think anyone else could survive his piss fumes?

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>>149941101
just ask

Paks is a resisted sex offender right?? Isn't it a bit risqué for him to erp pissing on the toddler race?

>>149940812
nipplefucking will never be a popular fetish

I don't know if I feel good or bad about that

Have they said if heavensward will become part of the base game when a new expansion is released?

>>149941178
this

>>149940947
It's because you suck ass and should be guarding bases in shatter.
:^^^^^))))))))

someone be my bf please

>>149941259
I will be your boyfriend! do not worry my friend

>>149939556
>ahegao from tickling
This might be a new one on my list boys.

>>149940934
>stuff like that legit makes me feel sick, so if my friends do it then it makes me feel awful

Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

>>149941259
It's the notion of asking for one that's offputting. You're meant to want to be with someone you're already fond of, not want to meet someone with the intention of them being your boyfriend before knowing them. That shit's just gross.

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>>149940947
It's not super easy, but it's not super hard, either. I do it as PLD because Clemency is ridiculous, especially with Convalescence up.. I just save Fight or Flight for the double Spinner Rooks - as WAR you can probably either do a double Fell Cleave to kill one ASAP or a double Decimate with Berserk to weaken everything or wipe them all out. The most dangerous wave is the final one with the potential double Dreadnaughts - one of which will be buffed from eating a bug - plus the clockwork soldiers. That one's really harsh, even if you kill the first Dread in the wave before the second one drops. I usually eat dirt there because lolnoMP.

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>>149941146
this one hits too close to home...

>>149941252
i don't even pvp anymore!
taking a long deserved vacation with my rewards

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What would you do to Algy's cute boyfeet?

Me personally, I'd brush against them and give them nice kisses. They're so perfect...

>>149941459
i know that im joking around

but nobody wants to get to know me anyways

>>149941583
>nobody wants to get to know me
same, wanna get to know each other?

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>>149941252
>guarding bases in shatter
Revolting.

>>149941524
I'll 1vs1 you right now for all of your mounts and wolf seals.
I need that dapper revolver.

>>149941583
How many characters have you had with blue hair?

>>149941648
are you on balmung

I feel empty inside emotionally.

Does anyone want to ERP with a lonely cat girl? Any server.

>>149937795
KUMFI!!!!!!!!!

>>149941649
>playing shatter last night
>not one, but two tanks were standing at the base
Fucking horrible.

>>149941771
Are you on balmung...

why did egyptc@ go to leviathan

Why did Sera and Rylai break up?

>>149941828
Because Balmung is horrible, and anyone who is capable of rubbing two brain cells together can realize that.

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>>149941486
maybe i'll try again later
feeling demotivated at ze moment

>>149941583
maybe you should try being less boring

>>149941649
it's not so bad, and someone's gotta do it in 24man
i remember in some of the last wins i needed i got stuck guarding base, and i straight up 1v2'd these maelstrom players

it was really grand

>>149941672
you wouldn't stand a chance! i've been pvping since before you were born kiddo

>>149941826
No.

I'm probably not on any server that anyone plays on.

>>149941707
none

>>149941942
i try but im no good

>>149941898
Rylai needed penis in her life and Sera could not supply it.

What's shyvana's steam

>>149941826
yes and >>149941961 is not the person you're replying to

>>149940934
>stuff like that legit makes me feel sick, so if my friends do it then it makes me feel awful
imagine being this afraid of words that have absolutely no consequence on you

>>149941909
rub a dub bub i haven't realized FUCK

>>149941942
I'll stomp your potato ass into the dirt, and many more potatoes will sprout from your corpse and I will stomp those as well.

>>149941985
Damn. It would have been neat to blame the hair color.

>>149941961
It's ok green cat, I'll be your new gf.

>>149942061
Do you want to meet up...?

>>149941942
>1vs2d these maelstrom players
Confirms I wasn't playing that day, I would have fucked you up.

>>149942048
Xx_Kirito_Tia_xX

im bi pls no bully

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>>149942048
Shyvangles

>>149942082
idk why i hate it so much

>>149942253
*bullies to cover up the fact that i am too* t-take that u dweeb

>>149941713
yes I am

>>149941942
It takes a lot of practice, that's for sure. I've been working on it casually ever since 3.1 came out, but the release of Replica gear kinda reinvigorated my desire.

>>149942313
Fear is the reason

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKzwbsI7ISQ

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Why do people like feet in this game when they look this shit even on max?

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>>149941985
try harder!

>>149942094
my brood shall swarm eorzea if you ever do that

>>149942221
i bet it was you who tried to 2v1 me
and it was I WHO DESTROYED YOU

probably not but hey, that'd be a neat story

>>149942313
May I pay you to humiliate me, Shyv?

>>149942313
You really should just let your friends enjoy theirselves... it doesn't affect you at all, you let it affect you, when it shouldn't have any affect on you.

You'd have a lot more friends and people who liked you if you just didn't do stuff like that, man.

Is there still a gil cap for server transfers?

>>149942448
>expecting standards from perverts that get off to feet

>>149942448
the same reason why people like the nude mod even though it looks like complete shit.

>>149941486
i tried this as drk thinking "pshhh how hard could it be"
too hard for me was the answer!

>>149942554
1m on character, 100k per retainer. Same as always

>>149942384
whats your ign

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>>149942415
fear of what?

>>149942462
no

>>149942481
but then i bottle it up and assplode

>>149942625
those fucks

>>149942567
I forgot to save the unmodded files and can't be bothered to redownload just to uninstall it, I agree it is pretty shit though.

>>149939726

>Love how testosterone has turned hordes of society into mindless, literal, penises.

On the contratry, you fucking idiot. Testosterone has nothing to do with that.

>>149942678
>my friends can't enjoy themselves because of my feefees.
>You expect me to control them and not sperg the fuck out?
get over yourself dude.

>>149942583
The problem with trying to solo T4 as DRK is that even if you're in Grit (for Souleater's self-heal) you still don't have the kind of sustain required to weather the storm. And the problem with being in Grit to keep yourself alive is that your DPS is no longer high enough to surpass the DPS checks of each individual wave, resulting in overlapping waves of mobs which quickly spirals out of control.
I don't think it's impossible as DRK, just extremely difficult. I've been planning on slamming my head against T4 solo as DRK again some time soon to see how far I can get, though.

>>149942678
Find someone to talk to about it. Someone you trust who's really close to you. Just have someone like that to talk to, and you should be fine. It's always easier when you have someone to talk to.

Stop approaching everything with anger, you need to take more of a passive approach.

>>149942914
Now just imagine if the retarded Grit requirement on the SE heal was gone

>>149942797
Testosterone is a poison that clouds the mind.

Take estrogen for a year and you'll realize how stupid you really are.

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>>149943068
That would be the best thing ever.

>>149942631
sugoi desu

>>149943142
>delusional tranny/feminist in the thread
Why do these people get attracted to this game?

Mado has to be killed.

>>149943142
You're pretty stupid to take estrogen for a year so yeah, you'll definitely have a moment where it dawns on you.

>>149942448
You should see the butts with the nude patch. It's like the butt cheeks are webbed too.

>>149942448
It's not like a footfag would argue against high res textured feet and defined toes and more foot exposing footware and a barefeet option.

Puttel has to be killed.

>tfw you haven't done deep dungeon because you're too socially retarded to ask people to do it with you

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>>149935020

>>149943269
last time i tried to talk to you you ignored me and then got naked on the lap of some cat who walked up

ill pass

>>149943437
Not missing out on much. It's really unfun.

>>149943291
>>149943304
More like why do retarded males try to cling to false lives instead of just shooting themselves?

At least you have your computer :)

>>149943519
Then why do people do it?

>>149943465
i want to violently pet this lala in my chambers

>>149935283
I recognize this.

Anon has to be killed

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>>149943142

Who the fuck are you? Please tell me I have to go laugh in your face. Do tell me how smart you are ARE HAHAHAHAHAHA x999999999999

ENDLESS LAUGHTER

ENDLESS

LAUGHTER

I really hope you're joking

>>149943572
It's content for the bads. i235 weapon for those that don't do ex Primals or lolrelics.

>>149943510
its not nice to make things up

>>149943564

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This general really never fails to open new doors of retardation

>>149943689
im not, you had a pf up saying you wanted to make friends and you ignored me

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>>149943629
Please anon, calm down, this isn't good for your health!

>>149943665
>horde weapon has shit stats
>padjali weapon perfect
ok my friend

>>149942153
will you?

>>149943725
>>149943629
Look at how smart you are, you even laughed in caps!

So confident, do you trade stocks?

>>149943572
Decent xp pre-50 and a welfare i235 weapon for people who can't do Nidhogg.

>>149943564
Let me know when your comedy routine is over

>>149943665
Fastest and easiest way to get a scholar book with crit on it, the Nidhogg one is sps/pie. I was unsubbed for 3 months and just started raiding again so I may not get a dip before 3.4 to get a 240 book. Midan is unattainable for someone of my poor caliber.

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>>149943819

HAHAHAHAHAHA

A TRULY ENLIGHTENED INDIVIDUAL

>>149943863
So like I said. It's content for the bads. As is Nidhogg Ex. lol.

I'm gonna Kill Bill

>>149943734
im not actually sugoi im just trying to get someone to be friends with her but that doesnt sound like something she would do

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>>149943819

ABSOLUTELY STRONG

>>149943937
I'd have a 240 lore book if I hadn't unsubbed because my old group cleared 7 and split up after getting stuck on 8, but if your definition of bad is people that won't clear a8s before 3.4 then yeah, it's content for bads. I have like 8 nidhogg weapons so it's not like I couldn't even farm that.

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I came down with a really shitty cold and feel like I can't concentrate super hard on anything. What are some comfy mindless things to do in game that don't involve having to do a dps rotation or extreme mechanics?

>>149944114
Palace of the Dead or FATE farming for the Yo-kai stuff.

Mado will die in his diaper; the same thing he idolizes. The moment he dies, his bowels will let loose and he will shit in his diaper. A fitting end for a disgusting piece of shit.

Does anyone have an updated server population list?

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>>149943819

You're missing out.

>>149943665
I've got a fuckload of Nidhogg weapons and a couple Midan ones and I'm still working on my third Padjali because it's just pretty fun.

>>149944043
forever alone

>>149943759
If it were possible. But I'm just shitposting because I'm sick and can't do anything else.

Anyone want to kill themselves with me?

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My disguise is absolute.
The Garleans won't know what hit 'em.

Puttel will die in his pig pen, the same thing he idolizes. The moment he dies, his pet pigs will feed on his flesh and he will ejaculate to that final thought. A fitting end for a disgusting piece of shit.

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>>149944160
this is the latest one

>>149944450
ok

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I shitpost sometimes

>>149944506
the pants won't give it away?