/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

hyur boypussy

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i want to motorboat merlwyb!

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Good morning xivg

What's that Maelstrom theme that plays when you fight moistbeard, I'm newish.

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Taking over this thread

>>149877614
Post butt

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highlanders?

I'm Yuro and I'm gonna post!!

>>149877521
THE Capicoli?

>>149877553
This blueberry needs some cream filling!!

>>149877553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0fy1HeJv80

xth for dont forget to fuck squiddy-chan today

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>>149877675
no

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>>149877553
Good morning.

>>149877614
Ripples in the Sea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmfPPkjAmyo

>>149877675
who is this cute boy?

>>149877774
Better than whatever you post, shyvana

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>>149877614
>moistbeard

>>149877840
>ib4 standard shyv reply where he states his opinion is fact

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>>149877840
incorrect

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>>149877675
Highlanders!?

>>149877894
>>149877917
lol

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>>149877774
>>149877917
>that rat tail

>>149877787
Awesome thank you~

Anyone on Balmung willing to sell a full ironworks crafting set for less than the marketboard?

I'm too cheap to purchase off the MB and too lazy to gather the materials myself.

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>>149877894
>how dare you respond to an opinion states as fact with an opinion stated as fact
??

>>149878019
it's a phat croc tail ya dum bitch

>>149877990
Everytime see this highlander my will to not hunt them down and pump them full of cum weakens

>>149878114
>ERP IS BAD GUISE BUT LET ME MAKE BUTT SCREENSHOTS

>>149878114
the rat tail on the back of your head, retard

>>149877835
its me

>>149878114
He's talking about that dorky ponytail in the back

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>>149877675
I want to kiss this Highlander on the lips.

>>149878197
Theres a huge gap between slightly PG13 screenshots and grown man ERP. I dont know how you people cant grasp this.

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>>149878153
But anon, that highlander is dead.

Except for an alt using the same character data.

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>>149878197
nice damage control

>>149878241
>>149878259
o my bad
yeah it kinda sucks, i wish it wasnt there desu

>>149878334
That thick tail is lovely on femras

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>>149878092
>is anyone on balmung who was willing to spend a lot of time and effort and money to get themselves to being a 4* crafter willing to fuck themselves over for me because i'm too poor and lazy to get something for myself?

oh my god, people will be tripping over themselves to help you. how does it feel to be scum?

>>149878334
Damage control to what?

>>149878324
It boils down to the same thing.

>>149878451
he doesn't know what it means

>>149877434
>she will never be your sugarmomma

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What are some good ways to get more MGP?

All these glammies and I'm so poor.

>>149878692
fill out your challenge log for the gold saucer

>>149878692
Chocobo racing is decent if you feel like grinding to the point you can pound out the challenge races.

The woodcutting minigame up in that part of the saucer is also decent.

>>149878692
Challenge log
1 week will get you a nice set of horns or claws.
Or spam out on a limb every minute

>>149878692
really qt c@

>>149878451
It really doesn't though? There's a huge difference between a screenshot that might be considered risque by a fucking puritan and "here's 300 pictures of me and my slut staring blankly forward and nude please fap to this"

>>149877990
Shrimp

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what do you do while waiting in queues, xivg? i should be gathering but i really don't like it...

Post soft house!

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>>149878742
>>149878797
>>149878813
Thank myew.

>>149879000
Fuck or molest my catgirl pet, if it gets real heavy we just cancel and fuck some more

ARE PLD FUN YET

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>>149879119
my disgust knows no bounds

>>149879000
I cook some food to sell on the marketboard

>>149879323
Didn't you get hugged by an actual voidtouched Au Ra?

>>149879127
Which dom in soft are you?

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>>149879127
>if i get a boner then we just start typing back and forth its crazy dude hahaaah

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>>149879473

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>>149879119
cringey desu

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>>149879323
Sorry!
>>149879576
Yup

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>>149879127
that sounds probably pretty exciting!

>>149879365
this is what i should be doing i think

>>149879473
madot fucks your crush every night

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>>149879089
s-sure

why

>>149879473
Do you ever read a book and feel like your really hooked on the story? Like you're feeling actual emotions from it?

ERP is basically the same way. People make stories that get them off. Quit forcing your opinion down people's throats, and force your cock down mine instead.

>>149879656
Go to sleep, I'm not even horny.

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>>149879692
so i can blow it up

>>149879692
Post the crowd of idling sluts!

>>149879473
why do you try so hard to appear cool and normal when everyone who has actually talked to you knows you're an autistic sperg

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>>149879758
nyo

can someone write some smut about the squid? it'd be fuckin hot especially when we get his reaction

>>149879692
less stinky more soft members

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>>149879717
But I'd rather not.
You can put a soft penis in my mouth if you want.

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>>149879684
that's incorrect

>>149879714
it's just mega autismal how people try to pass it off as if they're actually fucking

>>149879889
zzz

>another avatar of the month is here to roll with the punches and pray people will eventually tolerate him

does he just respond to anything about him

>>149879938
where is this cat hidden? :3

>>149880021
You had your chance to get your message across like an adult and you blew it. You have only yourself to blame.

>>149880109
I play on Gilgamesh

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>>149879450
hey, i've trained it to not steal my soul

>when your sword is wider than her torso

>>149879974
>mega autismal
Haha, Brucie. I forgot you were the expert on such things!

>>149880190
>mittens thirsting after a new tranny

How do you make lots of gil, xivg?

>>149879974
It's part of the role play, one must really feeeeeeeel their role if they want to make their partner participate to the fullest. It's what separates erp from *grabs yer dicc and starts stroking it* bby ;3.

>>149880164
don't ever reply to me again you retarded fag

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black c@ ww@

>>149880032
yeah

>>149879974
>that's incorrect
What does rocklizard say
"I love being collared by my alpha kitty!"
ya they're erping, m8

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>>149880234

how do you get over the fact that you're stroking your dick to another grown man?

>>149880369
It's pretty much a non-issue dude.

Whoever has made the past few threads needs to stop making them.

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>>149880285

>>149880369
By not caring since it's a dumb video game and it gets me off?

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>>149880369
by accepting that im gay

>>149879974
i honestly want to fuck everyone you love just to see you suffer while you just sit in a corner in the fetal position screaming about how its mega autismal

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>>149880349
i don't have a crush on rocklizard and they're not erping

>>149877303

/xivg/ What would you consider the best training regimen for someone who has a level 50 PLD but every other class is in the 20s?

Should I just do dungeons/trails and FATES inbetween the 15 minute waits? Also, I'm digging PotD 1-10 runs post level 25.

>>149880369
you jerk off to porn that is written and directed by men, with male actors.

or if you're really fucked up, you get off to cartoon porn drawn by men.

>>149880487
>Constantly together
>(Not sure) Collared
>Always in a locked house together
>Their posts

>>149880369
I don't break immersion, duh.

>>149880285
Who is this chocolate meower?

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>>149879896
not even that many around right now

>>149880525
what if i just straight up fuck girls irl

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>>149880487
You sure are the master of assuming shit, huh?

>>149880487
>posts from both of them every night saying they are
>"they're not erping"

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>it's a "you need to wear the coliseum galerus until you hit level 50" episode
Why is literally all the Disciple of War gear so revealing, I just want my cyclas already.

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Bruce is the Köksal Baba of /xivg/.
Köksal Baba is this autistic little manlet that no one in his town takes seriously, but they all put up with him because they know he's harmless and that he'd probably fucking die without the attention because of how useless he is.

>>149880653
you get the level 45 set at level 45, stupid cat

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>>149877675

>>149880612
you don't though lol

>>149880696
but koksal baba is funny

>>149880724
They're complaining about the chest piece of that set not being until lv50, calm down.

>>149880724
AF chest pieces are all level 50.

switching servers but theres a 1 million gil limit, what items usually hold their value the best across servers? are there any better methods for gil transfer besides laundering it through items?

>>149880696
No because Koksal can actually throw a punch.

And he drives a sweet car.
Also he has family that teases him but still loves him.

>>149880724
you don't get the chest until 50, stupid anon

>>149877303

Are FFXIV threads always degenerate waifu shit? Because nothing of substance is being discussed and you Autistic fucks are just posting your female characters.

I mean, Jesus, go the fuck outside.

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>>149880724
You get the 45 torso piece from the 50 quest though stupid anon.

can anyone on Shiva check the price of Savage Might Materia V?

>>149880945
you can just not come here you know

and yes this is normal and there's nothing wrong with it

>>149880945
Already out playing Pokemon go

>>149880787
wanna bet idiot

>>149880884
minions, materia

>>149881026
it's not a bet if the outcome is already determined

>>149880945
Have you not gotten tired of reposting this Aaron?

>>149879250
I have been leveling mine from 50 to 60 in palace of the dead and I think it improves a lot. I don't have warrior at 60, but I put 60 pld about on terms with drk in terms of being fun. Drk is much more involved though

>>149881117
you fucking bastard!!!

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The shit I continue to see..

>>149880948
you could also just glamour the top or not wear it, the stats make very minimal difference unless you were wearing a level 15 piece or something

>>149881124
yes the pee drinking faggot that constantly dumps imgur albums of him and ada posing their naked characters together is the one whining about the lewd shit in this general

>the WHM uses Medica instead of Cure III

>>149880945
xivg has times of serious discussion, like for example when it's discussing the intricacies of astrologian.

It's just too bad that AST mains are tumblerinas and can't be told that their is bad in anything or they'll get triggered and ignore all facts.

>>149881198
You can't glamour until you hit level 50, and all the other pieces around this level aren't much better in skimpiness department.

>>149881246
>playing a B team healer "intricately"

wew

>>149881312
Silence Briana Wu

>>149881239
What if the party is spread out further than the 6y range

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The closer I get, the slower my stuff seems to sell.

>>149881428
I think the implication is that they used medica instead of cure III for something like big arrows where the group stacks up to split damage. WHMs do this more often than not.

>>149881475
Why are you trying to hit 40 mil? Personal goal?

>>149881475
Hey let me get a mil

>>149881312
>level 43 option is a woolen tunic that falls below the crotch

okay mr wu

>>149880651
>Just making up random stuff at this point

Point me to those posts and prove they belong to them and not just the guy who is saving Rocklizard images to troll people

>>149880607
D E A D

>>149881475
>I don't level crafters and make all my money selling eso mats on the MB

Ironically, if you're not leveling crafters, then you'll never need more than 500k gil at any one time. SE is so fucking incompetent that they created a gil cycle that only exists within a bubble of crafters.

>>149881475
You can loan me 20 million and I will return 40 to you in two weeks

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wink

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>>149881475

>>149881735
You better not be the fag who crashed the ESO market

>>149881775
When are you sitting on my face?

>>149881775
Did you break up?

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>>149877675
Bestlanders

>get all pokeripoff minions
>5 weapons complete
>working on second 99 stack of medals that now do nothing

SE just can't make anything that suggests even an ounce of foresight.

>>149881775
How big is your cooooooock?

>>149881864
Hey let me get about 5 mil it's for a good cause I promise

>>149881894
It was me. Are you upset?

>>149881591
Yeah, just a personal goal. I like watching my gil go up.

>>149881751
>>149881592
I only like watching my gil go up, not down. I legit keep some gil on my retainers so I could make a quick withrawal after teleporting or repairing because I want the number on the bottom right of my screen to be higher every time I look at it.

>>149881864
One day, anon. One day ;_;

>>149881894
The eso market always crashes.

Remember this cycle:
tomestone relic mats introduced > tomestone mat market skyrockets > a few weeks go by > tomestone mat market crashes hard

Rinse and repeat until the game dies.

>>149881976
You know you only need the minion and not the watch to get legendaries right

>>149881976
i hope they implement something to waste the extra medals on, like letting us trade some for a legendary medal

>>149881894
No it was that Japanese fucker who always ruins the market one way or another.

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>>149881775
wink

>>149882113
you forgot:

filler patch introduces new recipes > tomestone mats required > prices spike again briefly

>>149877660
>>149877660
>>149877660
>>149877660
>>149877660

guys.... its time for some ebinism

A'exis Fhuz
A'hl Rhowa
Adorable Kitty
Aldyet Holt
Algy Fair
Amal Thelzan
Archana Bellsong
Auks Reuenthal
Autumn Jones
Awena Marette
Ayase Natsume
Black Steve
Blackcat Ofillomen
Brahms Torsten
Byooki Braus
C'kyza Nunh
Cecilia Tyyne
Cellar Doors
Cu Chulain
Cute Girl
Diego Trester
Elk Crowe
Emin (Ebin) Thonal
Emina Sha'ressa
Etiennette Aquila
F'telor
Fay Eternes
Godspeed
Hannah Day
Harkenia M'haura
Harpiua Rivers
Haruna Kaini
Ippiki Atros
Jarben Raret
Jessa Covey
K'is Maram
Kan Ojo
Koata Caravaggio
Kumfi Kush
Laeka Torei
Lei Lanni
Linus Daychaser
Masha Moshantu
Meracle Shinx
Mezzu White
Momo Deviluke
Mumutsu Mutsu
Murcadh Stark
Muscle Wizard
Mute Luhren
Naandae Vara
Ninfia Jinzouneet
Ninii Nii
Noelle Kataweissnen
Nysoph Ageskel
Please Relax
Proci Nebluda
Reimi Shirohime
Rheia Etsaetal
Rukira Michaelis
Rylai Shendelzare
Sabin (Ebin) Rene
Sena Sanjou
Shyvana Hiiragi
Spuki Bugi
Stratos Fairclough
Suro Ruro
Sweet JP
Tai Chhe
Talonaar Skystrike
Tieve Melriss
Tolan Revant
Vaudegan Caravaggio
Waffle Slapper
Wet Paws
Yaranaika Abe

PHEW!


Remember, this is the only list that matters

How do ERPers not get bored? A lot of the scenarios seem to end up very samey and I'm having hard time seeing how you can come up with new things to do that fit your kinks.

>>149882307
Whats the exact purpose of this?

>>149882307
you'll never be on this last even though you post a lot with pictures...

>>149882307
Like 98% of these people aren't relevant anymore.

>>149882307
all those dead ebins

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>>149882392
it's an old as fuck list my dude

>>149882127
Literally no reason not to have it on. You won't exactly speed up FATEs that are being instamelted by hordes of players.

I'd rather gather a retarded amount, spread word about it on the forums, and force SE to make something useful out of it. Then I take my 1k medals and cash in hard.

>>149882361
Positions, situations, how intense it is. It can all vary.

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>>149882307
How do you get on the list?

Roll to get shipped for your Moonfire Faire date

00-01 Quentyn
02-03 Ippiki
04-05 Sabin
06-07 Ninii
08-09 Waffle
10-12 Tofu
13-14 El Suavador
15-16 Byooki
17-18 Harkenia
19-20 Hanna
21-22 Suro
23-24 Mahayana
25-26 Mumutsu
27-28 Black Steve
29-30 Algy
31-33 Paks
34-35 Harpuia
36-37 Ayase
38-39 Elk
40-41 K'is
42-43 Jaiba
44-45 Mute
46-47 Slithice
48-49 Sera
50-51 Vjera
52-53 Meracle
54-55 Abe
56-57 BG
58-59 Ceveth
60-61 Masha
62-63 Leukka
64-65 Cute Girl
66-67 Kellam
68-69 Momo
70-71 Kumfi
72-73 Rylai
74-75 Tolan
76-77 Rukira
78-79 Talia
80-81 Naandae
82-83 Angelus
84-85 Lei
86-87 Read
88-89 A'exis
90-91 A'lamahni
92-93 Laeka
94-95 Godspeed
96-97 Aldyet
98-99 Shanoa

>>149882478
shitpost in 2014

>>149882478
90% on that list don't even play anymore bimbo

>>149882392
>>149882478
neo shitters

>>149882523
>Not on here
G-guess I'll roll!

>>149882307
Why don't mods ban people like you? This is the equivalent of taking a big, steaming shit right in the middle of the thread.

>>149882361
Do you eat a different kind of food every single day, or do you maybe have some variety but a few staples or favorites that you have often?

>>149882523
Still irrelevant.

>>149882307
>A'exis Fhuz
Wew

>>149882523
no rio, no interest

>>149882478
>literal dressed up turd

>>149882523
no shyv, dont care

>>149881687
Why don't you wait until tonight when rocklizard starts posting again? Or fuck, why don't you look in this very thread where madot literally told shyv they're erping?

>>149882523
I'm going to breed the read

>>149882523
Rolling..I hope they like me!

>>149882523
roll

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>>149882689
pst

>>149882586
The mods gave up on banning Paks. They've pretty much abandoned this place to him.

>>149882523
>>149882307
these lists are old as fuck

new please

>>149882818
The guy who spams the crazy "I finally woke up.." images and posts isnt Rocklizard. Its just some random making fun of her.

>>149883003
I want to interact some more with shiv

pst

>>149883080
>Her
They are a dude, d00der

>>149883080
Sure it is.

>>149883080
Okay rocklizard

>>149883080
>her
lol

I was wondering how these fucktards manage to get orbiters but I think I understand

>>149883080
It literally is rocklizard and he was talking to people in the thread last night while making those posts.
>her
I get it, you're trolling. Okay, won't bother replying to you again.

>>149883193
It's rocklizard himself or one of his faggot friends constantly forcing the >her shit.

>>149883152
rocklizard is confirmed female

>>149883080
It's literally rocklizard you dumbass.

Does anyone want to buy a maid or butler outfit on Balmung? Gil preferred but would consider trade goods

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>>149882818
they're not erping

>>149883126
no u pst

I will never understand the 'post wrong information as the truth' meme as some pathetic excuse for trolling.

The sky is green! LOL! TROLLED!

>>149882686
Rude..

>tfw had 3 incredibly shitty days in a row
I'm gonna go to bed. Everything will be better tomorrow, right?

>>149883256
If they are female they are a bulldyke have you heard their voice

>>149883401
Yes it will anon.

>>149883401
kill yourself elk.

>>149883471
voice changer anon

>>149883336
Because theres an art to disinfo. Its not about saying silly, outlandish things that could never happen or be true. Its about creating scandals that could feasibly exist but aren't true. Like trying to convince people that two ebins are in a secret relationship because they are in the same zone, party or house together. Sure its not true, but it plants that seed of doubt in people's minds and they start to believe it and act on it as well.

>>149883550
That's gossip though, it's very believable and doubly so because of a lack of hard evidence.

But Rocklizard has posted multiple times saying they're a guy and posted several vocaroos. It's just dumb. Almost as dumb as Kirito posting.

>>149883036
someone made a 2016 list, go look for it

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>>149883336
it's better than pic related

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>>149883332

>>149883642
"You just don't get the joke behind Kirito posting"

>>149883761
lewd

obvious erp

can they add audio prompts for when you find a party while tabbed out of the game please

also what sick fuck designed the armorer job and didn't create any leg armour?
im level 26 wearing brown leather shorts and neato metal armour.

>>149883906
Turn on sound in background.

>>149883906
There are audio prompts for when duty finder pops and you are tabbed out its under system configuration

don't be a sperg metal leg armor exists

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>>149883906

It sure is free login ingame this week. The number of shitters has skyrocketed hard.

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Of course it starts to rain..

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>>149883550
>friend says hes gonna shitpost in the thread about us having a grown man relationship
>have a laugh and let him do whatever, nbd
>everyone believes it
>he actually DID want a grown man relationship and was just warming me up to the idea
>can't escape the memes

i regret many things in life.

>>149884028
does it?
i'm a lancer so i can't wear the special plate leggings.

>>149884170
search for sollerets or leg guards

>>149884064
it's funny because yesterday i had my quickest run of weeping city ever

>>149884160
I'm sorry neko

>>149884273
it says that both of those are feet armour, not legs.

idk if they cover both or what but even if they did it'd be a way worse tradeoff to use them over my iron scale greaves

I really hope that since Ala Mhigo is going to be an arid environment that the armor designers will stop with the fucking dresses and skirts on all the gear and give us some normal fucking boots that don't go all the way up into your ass crack.

>>149884529
well i'm not quite sure what you're looking for. there are no armored pants afaik except maybe the level 50 heavy wolfram cuisses which are chainmail and the heavy (iron/steel/darksteel) pants which are tank only. there are body pieces which extend downwards past the waist and foot pieces that go high up the leg.

>>149884380
No Neko is PURE and Seto wont take him! I want to tame Seto instead in this triangle....

>>149884608
Nigger I'm still waiting on a set of non racial form fitting non glossy back thigh heels.

>>149884720
Taming Seto is really easy.

>>149884837
Whats the secret?

I was kind of worried that PotD would make you go out and do class quests to unlock skills you didn't have, but thankfully they all just unlock on their own for you.

>>149884707
Velveteen Sarouel seemed to be what I was looking for, under weaver.
I just didn't want to look like a goober with little brown shorts, t b h.

>>149884976
Too bad, your stuck with that ugly ass lvling gear until 45. At least then you get your artifact armor, except for the chest which is at 50.

>>149884914
PoTD is retarded because you have to unlock the job outside of it to even use those skills in the dungeon.

>>149884881
Just start talking about ERP "ironically" with him, he'll play along as you start to get more and more serious, eventually start calling him useless and a degenerate and stuff like that and he'll fold like a good kitten and do whatever you say.

>>149884608
>Ala Mhigo is going to be an arid environment
>highlands
This is conflicting information. Citation?

>>149884529
Feet armor tends not to just be boots, but extends up past the knee. And some of the chest armor has skirts so very little of the leg armor will be visible. There are plenty of dragoon sets that have a lot of plate armor in them. But if you want to be a complete tin can you'll need to play a tank.

>>149885220
He's a fuckwit who thinks Ala Mhigo is in the desert.

>>149885179
I thought Seto was the type to be the bully though? Is she secretly a sub?

>>149885098
if you queue as pugilist ofc you'll get pugilist skills. archer and bard have different icons too, same for smn/sch and arcanist

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Is there some kind of benchmark used for when you create a cat or a lizard?

Where are the slutty catboys.

>>149885331
Seto is a grown man

>>149885336
My point is you should still unlock job skills since it shoots you up past lvl 30 so quickly. It would be different if level 60 archers, pugilists and arcanists were completely different jobs, not just inferior versions of their job counterpart.

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>>149884608
Alamhigo environment is similar to scotland. You can already see more or less how gear will look like thanks to highland smock/barding/etc.

in a nutshell imagine the highlander movie

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>>149884976
well don't worry, once you get a few more levels, drg has some excellent heavy armor sets. in fact, as someone who mostly plays tanks, i am extremely jealous of some of the outfits they get to wear.

>>149885336
the reason that its dumb though is that if you use it for its stated purpose, levelling alt jobs, you have to stop after awhile and reset instead of clearing unless you already had the job stone for the alt. i guess its not a big deal if you're going with a full party but you're still missing the experience of seeing what the job plays like at 60 (which is what ive been using it for)

>>149885708
So something even MORE boring and played out than deserts.

I haven't played in a while, thinking of resubbing for the Youkai Watch thing, are the event FATEs a good opportunity to level up low classes or do I need a leveled class to do well enough in them to get medals?

>>149885708
I'm surprised they're not going to take us to Doma next xpac. That would seriously grab back all the weeblords they lost in HW.

>>149885708
I hope it looks like old Coerthas. Lots of nice green hills and grey mountaintops with rivers.

>>149885891
>That would seriously grab back all the weeblords they lost in HW.
Time travel?

>>149885976
Doma was razed to the ground, the fuck would we go all the way out of the continent to watch ashes for?

We'll faster travel to the moon than to doma.

kill yourselves. every single last one of you.

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>tfw saving eb from the great evil tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQzgI6xJEH0

>>149886123
>>149885976
meant to quote >>149885891

>>149886123
Wouldn't that also be the path to get to the Empire?

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>>149885537
>>149885331
>>149885179
>>149884881
>>149884837
>>149884720
>>149884380
Excuse me?

>>149886123
this is final fantasy, senpai
ruins are like, the #1 place where shit happens

>>149886123
>>149886391
I don't actually know the lore, I just know that's where NIN came from.

>>149886443
Take a cute pic without that dumb mask.

>mom wont let you be futa

fucking bitch

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>>149886574

>>149886697
my mom told me i can be a futa just like her when i grow up

>>149886710
C U T E
U
T
E

>>149885869
they arent event fates, theyre the normal fates. its an ok opportunity to level low classes, but you might get caught in weird spots in regards to leveling with some areas. you get medals as long as you get at least a silver rating, so just make an effort to participate and youre good.

>>149886710
i want to stuff my fem highlander dick into your mouth

>>149886849
pst...

>>149886710
I want to brush this cat's hair while rubbing its ears and kissing its neck!

>>149886798
Thank!

>>149886849
Where is this meme even coming from that I'm a slut?!

>>149886710
Ily...:^3

>>149886802
Thanks senpai

>still haven't docked the proc
>kinda like being mocked

help

>>149886302
agree

>>149887091
the proc is dead

long live lauren

>>149887186
elk you cutie!!!

>>149887091
>dock the proc
>session finishes
>he gets really mad at me
>tells me the world would be better off if i was never born
>removes me and blacklists me
>starts telling all my friends i raped him
sigh

>>149886454
Except doma is just a bad excuse for yoshida to implement asian weaboo stuff.

Assuming the last update is when we reach lv 99, we'll go to ala mhigo for lv 61-70, maybe sharlean for 71-80 garlean territory for lv 81-90, then the moon/dark world for lv 91-99 to fight the ascians.

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>>149886302
i'd much rather you kill me instead

>>149887326
>he thinks this game will last another 4 expansions

>>149886992
Not that I think you're a slut, I just want to fuck your face and fill it with semen

>>149887343
>you will never fuck the shit out of shyv while he denies that it's erp the entire time
y lyv

>>149886710
Does this bandit cat have a dick?

>>149887568
You can do that with me. We can both stuff Seto, yeah? I wanna make Seto To into my cumdump!

>>149887414
All the money the weebcucks and Japanese are pumping into it to fund other Final Fantasy games, it probably will and people will say "this is how you make a successful game" like they know what they're talking about.

>>149887186
especially you

human garbage

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oy vey

>>149887326
Yoshi doesn't care about a planned out story and linear story for each xpac, he just wants to grab subs and turbo weeb shit after a failed xpac would be perfect.

>implying levels will jump that much

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>>149887661

>>149887309
So it wasn't just me he acted like that with? Well that's good to know.

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>>149886443
>>149886710
Has Neko gone male again? What's up with that? That idiot... Also - that's a cute c@ ; very much so, but I still prefer your last one the most.

>>149886302
>>149887343
Stop this awful meme.

>>149883761
Suki... no... c@ should stay pure. Collars are for filthy dogs.

>>149887414
Tera was in much worse shape after the ncsoft lawsuit and is still alive. Assuming a MMO to survive 5 years is pretty realistic.

>>149887750
>51-60 didn't happen for heavensward

>>149887818
why are you so cute server?

>>149887576
>teleport to uldah
>walk to bench
>there's a crowd and people are going crazy
>catch this bit among the walls of text
>Anony Mous slowly drives his cock into Shyvana's succulent boypussy, groaning like a rutting bull as he feeds his fucklog into that warm and wet hole.
>(Saeha Mugen) hahahaha
>(Saeha Mugen) this garbage man thinks we're actually erping
>Anony Mous is undeterred by the ugly Au Ra's nervous laughter and continues to slam that bp for all it's worth.
>(Saeha Mugen) HAHAHAHAHA
>Exit game

>>149887741
i know i am

the road to self improvement is a long one

>>149887763
I was going to post this but you were one step ahead.

It's a great picture.

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>>149887576
you're right, that's never gonna happen

>>149887763
To be fair I kind of want to ask him to draw my mooncat like that but like my mooncat being extremely tsundere about it.

>>149887568
>>149887661
I hope not at the same time, that'd be weird.

>>149887641
Maybe.

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>>149887818
>should stay pure

As if you'd know anything about "pure"! I saw the thing you bought!

>>149887898
Cringe desu

>>149887950
You have to be able to fit both at the same time. If you can't we will get more people

*joins <Soft>*
I am NOT going to erp!

>>149887898
Just report next time, you can't erp on public channels.

>>149888090
for every dick you don't suck i'm going to suck three

>cringy manchildren thread roleplaying hour

*turns TV off*

>>149888204
where do i sign up

>>149888204
37 dicks in a row?

>>149888090
>tfw want to become the soft bicycle

Wish me luck!

do you just think about cocks all day everyday? I sure do

>>149887880
Do you think we're getting another 3 jobs next xpac just because HW did? Yoshi even said that both 10 levels and 3 jobs were very stressful on the dev team.

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>Try to do a GATE
>Fail immediately
Is there a trick to this thing?
>>149888348
Yes.

>>149888348
Yes.

I wasn't always like this but then I came to Balmung...

>>149887940
>you will never cum in shyv's mouth, painting those black lips white
por qué vivir

>>149888318
37 isn't divisible by 3

moron idiot

>>149888419
Please be a girl irl.

>>149888373
Please understand the cultural difference. Yoshi doesn't mean it as a bad thing when he says that.

Japanese workers live only to boast about how stressed they are and how hard they're working.

>>149888419
How about you specify which one you stupid attention whore

>>149888480
>this idiot didn't get the reference.

>>149888373
Actually, the translation was more along the lines of "creating three jobs so soon after making a job mid-patch (ninja) was stressful on the team" and that they'd never do a job halfway through like that again.

*puts on a collar and holds up a sign reading "fuck me use me and abuse me"*
I am a pure c@! I will never erp!

>>149888446
We know, Megu.

>>149888348
yeeeep pretty much me too

>>149888496
No
>>149888517
Uhm, sorry. I didn't know there was more than one. A cloud sneezed me off a stage.

>>149888419
you're getting uglier and uglier with each post

>>149888512
>>149888536
>translation: we're gonna give you less next time

>>149888591
That one is RNG. No trick

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At what point did you people ruin your lives like this? Was it the videogames or did you guys get raised by a single mother?

fucking sick freaks

>>149888591
Lmao. Dropped.

Why is everyone here so obsessed with sex

It's not something you have to talk about every day

>>149888591
That's "RNG". There are some spots you can stand on that give you a statistically better chance.

>>149888591
>a cloud
Oh that explains why your character is so ugly, you're blind.

>>149888689
This thread is mostly populated by sad men who never had sex?

>>149888446
>you and friend look down on ERP'ers
>muh live-action porn
>read some smut
>much better
>you and friend break up
>no peers to tell you 'no' so you go to Balmung
>maybe it will be like that smut I read
>it is

>>149888710
he's playing stupid to try to throw people off the trail that's he's someone's alt

>>149888672
what do you even mean

>>149888689
How can you not love dicks desu

>>149888536
That sounds like bullshit because NIN was supposed to be included in HW but they released it early. How is it more stressful if they split it up and essentially had more time to make all 4 vs releasing all 4 at once?

>>149888690
>>149888679
>>149888648
>>149888612
Ok, Thanks.

>>149888710
Yes

>>149888786
Sounds dreamy.

>>149888318
I'M 37?