/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.

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REMINDER THAT THIS IS A WHITE THREAD! PAPISM IS NOT ALLOWED!

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>>149826174
Reminder to report and ignore /leftypol/ raiders

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>>149826068
>Darkest Hour in OP
Keep up the good work mate

>>149826174
t. guy in pic related
>>149826365

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>tfw relaxing game where you never have to raise your military

>>149826495
back to Africa movement when?

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>>149826495
4 u
Now post /gsg/ stuff before thread gets reported and deleted

>>149826174
go back to cripplechan

>>149826495
see >>149826530

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>>149826426
>C*ngolombians
>Statistically negligible

Next you'll say that so are Bolivians

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Reminder that the Eastern Orthodox church is the only correct form of Christianity. All others are attempts to undermine truth and the eternal empire of Rome.

Post playthroughs
Recommend playthroughs
>inb4 Prussia every time

>Mine
Prussia
Two Sicilies
Sardinia
USA
Columbia
Japan
France
Persia
Spain
Netherlands
Belgium

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>>149826174
t. meneth

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Reminder this is better than America.

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>>149826612
>lets go back to Africa
>Hoover fucks them forever
BASED
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Garvey

>>149826897
>Decoupling school funding from local taxation
That looks interesting though

>>149826965
>blacks literally deporting themselves back to africa

>>149826897
Wew Meneth's GF leaving him really did a number on him

>>149826897
>getting rid of names on applications
Yes, get the goyim used to being identified exclusively by a number

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Daily reminder

>>149827154
t. europoor

>>149827154
t. falseflag pro

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>>149827106
hes even past ledditor tiers of delusion

>>149826897
>more gibsmedat
Yeah that'll help

>>149826174
Still butthurt you got BTFO last thread leftypol?

>>149827154
>Americans
>All of the United States = Americans
delete this

>>149826927
>MALVINAS
REALLY MAKES YOU FUCKING THINK DOENS'T IT

>>149827674
lol they didn't even bother to rename the capital to something Spanish

>>149827792
>PUERTO (Port) Stanley
That's like saying rename O'Higgins

pd: there is a good chunk of welsh diaspora in Argentina

>>149827946
>shit island

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>those generals

>>149826174
back to /r/paradoxplaza meneth

>>149826365
>>149826727
>>149827458
Did leftypol ever even strike back after we raided them with waggles for raiding us?

>>149827946
I that the fucking Star of David in the little kid's helmet

>>149828857
no but they left a couple butthurts behind

>>149828857
No, but the steamgroup and /pol/tards keep using it to spread their agenda, much like >>149826078
does with his months old screenshots of how ebul le steamgrouppe is.

>>149829192
t. leftypol

So what do you think of iSorrowproductions?

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>>149827946
>[Kichner Diplomacy]

redpill me on liquor

>>149829718
it just works

>>149829649
this

Macri will Make Argentina Great Again

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>>149829718

I'm going to play a Prussian Germany and you can't stop me

>>149826495
why are you reminding us when no one ever doubted you

>>149829982
go gross

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Does speed actually do anything?

>>149830226
Yeah, it makes the army move faster.
Who would have thunk?

>>149826586
then why do you have 4.5% soldiers
military spending should've been on 0

Is Serbia fun to play?

>>149829192
>muh steamgroup
t. r&i

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>>149830424
You sure?

>>149830676
What.
Game.

>>149830936
Victoria 2 HPM
>implying people play HOI4

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>>149826586
this desu

why can't I figure out what country to play as. I've been sitting in the Victoria 2 select country screen for almost 2 hours.

>>149830676
CK2: Depends on the year
EUIII/EUIV: lel who plays this shit
Vicky2: No

>>149831057
any small nation is boring as fuck

>>149831073
>westernized and completely urbanized African country
>81% Animist
Every time

>>149831113
Johore, form Malaysia.

>>149831073
show map of your territory

>>149831539
>>149831073
never mind im retarded you can see the regions in that tab

>>149831259
Netherlands was fun :^)

>>149830921
Certain. Give them both move a move order from the same province to a distant one and see who's going to get there first.

Or don't, because you should already know the fucking answer you moron.

How do I not get cucked by mudslimes (particularly Abbasids) as Zoroastrians (Karen)?

>>149832472
play as abbasids then convert to zoroastrianism

>>149832472
ally with tengri memelords or use jewish tricks to break apart the big green blob

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what are some fun countries to go commie as without it turning into micromanagement hell?

>>149833230
korea

>>149833230
Turkey and Sweden

>>149826927
I'm glad they actually used the four color theorem to color all the provinces

>>149833551
what would a commie turkey look like?

>>149832472
A fun trick is to swear fealty, take intrigue focus, kidnap event to imprison the Sultan/Shah, and push a claim.

You can also convert to Zoroastrian as a Muslim or Christians, and the Samanids, Bavandids, and every Armenian dynasty all trace themselves back to to the Persian Emperors.

Now hardest might be Bavandids in the Charlie start. I've done it before, using that intrigue trick, but damn is it complicated.

>>149833230
Byzantium

Persia looks like fun to play in eu4

Do I form it as QQ or release it as Timmy?

>>149833230
Maybe an unciv that can sit comfortably and build up a very strong Industry with only a handful of provinces. Something like Ethiopia, Iran, or Vietnam.

>>149833603
I like going commie as the ottomemes because the flag in AFP looks good.

Also micromemeage isn't too hard.

>>149833681
Isn't that a meme nation

>>149833682
Form it as Taberstan/cuck it eventually, Timurids will collapse within the first 20 years.

>>149833852
>commie ottomemes

keeping all that land sounds uncomfy as fuck

>>149833603
just turkey and crimea with turkestan as a puppet

>>149833230
micro is fun

>>149834306
t. russia

My dick is micro too

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>>149833603

>>149831446
this might just be the most boring westernization ever. my armies too small to conquer shit and even if i had one britain has everyone around me sphered.

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>>149834538
superior borders coming through

>>149834896
I'd love an alt history where ottomans instead of just mindlessly expanding, assimilated its populace, it'd be interesting to see.

http://poal.me/m7jkgt

Im going to do an aar, write in what you want

Also pick whether I should do this on 2.4.5 or most recent since thats what I have access to

>>149834896
Pic related are the superior Turkish bordes

Sub-saharan Africans are white and based

>>149834538
>Crimea
That's Russian

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oh fuck

>tried Serbia to form glorious Yugoslavia
lol no

time for another prussia playthrough i guess since you guys don't recommend any fun countries >:(

>>149835771
Now this is a "holy" roman empire

>>149835781
Tibet

>>149835771
>that Sardinia

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>couple of weeks
>been a month already

dead on arrival game lades

>>149839942
>well deserved

Germany as of June 1, 1897:
Population: 122,720,000
Most produced goods: Coal, Fabric, Lumber, Glass, Liquor
Biggest exports: Lumber, Furniture, Glass
Biggest Imports: Tea, Grain, Timber
Army size: 501,000
Navy: 48 ships (phasing out for battleships and cruisers)
Allies: Portugal, Zanzibar, Ruthenia
Literacy: 86.3%
Ranking amongst Great Powers: #1

I'm too lazy to convert a map into a jpg image, so r8 from what I've provided,

>>149840386
>Literacy: 86.3%

>>149840497
I own about 1/3 of Africa, so the nigs are dragging me down.

>>149838329
i actually tried tibet recently

5% intellectuals is cool but there's literally nothing to do for like 40 years

>>149840657
>nothing to do
Meditate, brah.

>>149840386
>2nd biggest export is furniture
German Ikea/10

>>149840560
How are your colonies dragging down your literacy?

>>149841150
>niggers get added to the overall population
Gee, I wonder....

>>149841278
...
he doesn't know how colonies work

>>149833230
>without it turning into micromanagement hell

Just hold down shift and press the "expand factory" button for one of your factories once a year, lad. It's that easy.

Vic 2 fag here. I forgot to mention that in this universe, Southwest England has been under French control for over 50 years.

>>149841406
>he doesn't know how colonies work
he doesn't know how colonies work

>>149841873
wot

>>149842634
>tfw me (Prussia) and France BTFO England in the 1840's and France took Southeast England while I got jack shit
>tfw France betrays you only a few years later and tries to take the Rhineland

>>149842752
are you new

>>149842752
>and France took Southeast England

Sounds like someone is playing with the forbidden strait.

>>149840386
>>149840560
>>149841278
>>149842348
kys

>>149842348
Why did you turn them into states if you didn't want the literacy hit?

>>149843212
what is this meme? does the lad want us all to kiss each other? that's gay.

>>149826927
>Sub-20 HDI cunt delusions
Really makes you smile don't it

>>149834538
that's a fascist turkey. commies wouldn't give a fuck about pan turanism

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>>149842752
Hmmm. I wonder who was behind this.

>>149835089
blegh

>>149841873
Same guy. Post yfw WWI is being fought over Britain trying to reclaim Southeast England

why in the fuck are we so dead holy shit

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>>149845297
You know why.

>>149845554
OH SHIT

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>>149845081

alright lads, what if I gained a monopoly on liquor as usual, and using those insane profits I stockpiled liquor, and then once I have enough I shut down all the liquor factories and sell the stockpiled liquor to my PoPs. Would the massive liquor shortages outside of my country trigger an economic depression and revolutions?

>>149845554
oh wait it's over by now

still dead here

>>149846228
>economic depression and revolutions?
If that's all you want just play a normal game and enable purchasing from stockpile.

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>>149846228
>make the people of the world dependent on your booze
>stop sending booze to the countries you don't like
>citizens of said countries rise up against the government

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Could this be why /gsg/ is so dead right now?

>>149846640
He's making reddit great again!

>>149845297
the liquor meme killed this general

Who's best at forming Arabia in V2?

Also, can someone make one of those blobbing goals maps for Germany and the KuK?

>>149846640
based desu

>>149847452
shen

Why you fuckers hate eu4?

Is there a particular strategy for the American Union State in Kaiserreich (aside from building a shitload of MIL and praying)? I've never played as them before, but it always seems like they're the weakest faction by far. Is there some trick to it?

>>149847769
You have to suck for crying out loud.

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Holy shit is this boring

>>149844398
>don't it
Retard.

>>149847709
Because spamming liquor factories and encouraging bureaucrats is way more complex and thoughtful

>>149847709

What the fuck is there to love in EU4?

>>149830921
unit that caps speed

>>149848142
EVERYTHING.
I legit don't know what there is to hate.

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Alright I've got 3 different campaigns going on currently and I have the urge to start a new one as some usually non great power country so I'm leaving it up to the anonymous hacker known as 4chan to decide.

0-1 - British Empire in Napoleon's Legacy
2-4 - Russia in HPM
5-7 - Japan in HPM
8-9 - The last two digits decide the rank of the country I'll play, if the last two digits are below 10 I'll go with the last 3 digits

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>>149847452
http://poal.me/608fry
http://poal.me/608fry
http://poal.me/608fry

What do you fellows think of the eu4 to Vicky 2 converter mod. Is it well done or does the game feel half broken after using it?

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>>149847895
>47895▶
>File: v2_560.jpg (384 KB, 1366x768)
>Holy shit is this boring

Become enlightened, anon.

pic unrelated, but about to take Mecca after truce breaks.

>>149848589
t. embryo

How can I assimilate Korea as Japan?

>>149849802
genocide

>>149849802
You can just cheat for it

>>149849353
It's going to be vanilla vicky so it's already going to be a broken piece of shit.

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>tfw it took a decade to start getting Europe to destroy itself and now you only have 16 years to make it worse

Germany must die.

>>149850432
show craftsmen

Is there a way I can alter the game files in Vicky 2 to convert Ashkenazis into fuel?

>>149850518
nope but i know a couple brothas that will convert your ass into their personal fuckhole.

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>>149850505
Did you want this tab or the actual factories tab?

>>149850518
we usually only create mods for realistic scenarios like albanian factories. you're being ludicrous right now

>>149850747
what about capitalists

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>>149850919

Is there any reason to research Revolution & Counterrevolution and Mass Politics? Everything they bring looks bad imo

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>USA
>land of immigrants
pick one

Hey goyim. China just took a loan of over $13,000 from me. If they go bankrupt, should I declare war to get my money back?

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>>149851316
Mass Politics is needed to dismantle empires in Great Wars.

>>149851474
Check this upcoming Brit diaspora.

>>149851602
What are you doing to Europe?

>>149851587
Build liquor factories to make up for the loss.

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If anyone remembers what I was doing from yesterday I found a better way to do it

Testing this in vanilla and it all works as intended, but coupled with HPM for some reason HPM's files take precedence. Google says vic2 load order is alphabetical, my mod is called liquormod which comes after h, so mine should get loaded second and therefore overwrite HPM's files. Does anyone know what's wrong?

>>149851602
What does your culture map look like, or are they assimilating so fast it just looks like a normal USA?

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Does Britian just ship irish pops to the new world? the US and Venezuela have comparable levels of Brit pop migration

>>149852314
how do i upvote this meme XDD

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r8 my "let's not fuck with big China or the allies and not buddy buddy with Nazis" playthrough

questions

what are my chances of invading the soviets if they are fighting the Axis and the Polish Faction

how do i view or search for individual ships, i have recently partaken in the Kancolle game and anime and would like to search for my individual battleships, also by class

how do i effectively use my navy, like for what fleets with what compositions should i do for what missions

where should i expand, british raj, soviets, or the spice islands, i am not good with naval invasions and i barely understand how to use my air or my carriers

if i do choose to invade either, what battle strategies should i use for each area

>>149852517
>large exclaves
1/10 lad

>>149852641
well then buddy

it's not like there's an option to annex your puppets
right

>>149852517
>what if we don't invade china
>invades china
>in three different places
0/10

Should I spam synthetic oil refineries? I have a shitload of coal (Germany).

>>149852751
I rarely see the world market run dry unless I'm mass-building barrels and shit, but it's always nice to have a strategic reserve of the military goods.

>>149852751
oil is literally useless in vic 2, it's always overproduced and fuel has very little uses

>>149852894
>tfw johan turns wool provinces in texas into oil to promote late-game wool shortages

Are any of the culture mods updated to work with 7/25 HPM?

>German is at war with the Soviets and Allies
>hey Hitler let's DOW Yugoslavia
>good idea Goering

why

>>149853228
>not colonizing patagonia to get a monopoly on wool

wtf it worked

Yugoslavia capped in a month

>>149853553
>tfw you're not living like a king in patagonia

who made the liquor meme

>>149853740
me

>>149853740
Initially some meme capitalists invested in it but then it was nationalized for our enjoyment

>>149853740
The Irish.

>mfw I'm building tanks in 1902

>mfw I'm building liquor in 1836

>mfw I'm building memes in 2016

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'zit get any better than this!?

>>149854450
>building liquor

>>149852517
people still play this game?

Should I change my economy and trade laws

There's so much better options like war economy and free trade but I think there's some unforeseen monkey paw I have to deal with

How do I trigger the Burgundian Inheritance? Is it triggered by Burgundy being at -50% WS?

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What exactly did I do wrong? I wanted to form Arab Union but I could never become a GP. I have all dreadnoughts and other capital ships to increase my military power and have rushed all prestige techs for prestige. It's just that I don't have the population to anything, not enough for building huge armies or industry. Should have I blobbed to Ottomans? Started as Trucial States btw

>>149855114
Probably best you could have done honestly it's pretty good
Just do it as egypt

>>149855114
>russia blobbing into persia
nice

>>149854749
I hate this game so much.

Is there a worse name for a city than slavgorod

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>>149855313
We Rome Now

>>149855568
>not destroying the german barbarians ASAP

>>149855568
>Comintern in Westsahara

???

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r8 my osterreich with unions on bohemia, spain and lithuania

>inb4 bitching about poland existing, they're next now that I kicked the turds out of Europe

>>149855718
>,
Reddit please

>mfw I have an operational Panzerkorps by 1903

>>149855814
inb4 gets meme arrowed, my newfriend, perhaps it's you who should return to reddit

how are you supposed to form poland from krakow?
sure, i can become a great power if i avoid getting annexed by someone, but how am i supposed to get my rightful clay from russia?

>>149853340
On a related note, is the anon working on the no meme cultures mod still around?

What can I do with piety as a christfag in CK2, senpai? I was pagan until just recently.

>>149856057
you can hoard it to contribute to your dynasty score, retard

>>149856165
Can't spend it on dank shit like prestige?

>>149856240
you use it to hire crusaders to fight unholy tyrant wars for you*

*does not work against fellow christfags

>>149856240
You can get holy orders, which are Mercs, but take piety instead of money.

>>149855657
>going beyond the Rhine

Boo

>>149856276
Nice thanks

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>>149856240
>can't exchange score points for other score points?
fuck outta here

>>149855884
>doesn't know how to inb4
>>>/r/eddit
>inb4 "whom are you quoting?"

>>149856463
>>>149855884 (You)
>>doesn't know how to inb4
>>>>/r/eddit
>>inb4 "whom are you quoting?"
what did he mean by this?
really makes you think

149856514

>not going even more fun

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WE
WUZ
_____?

>>149856787
MEMES

>>149855042
please friends it's so fucking annoying that it never happens

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>>149856876

>>149856975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDfWAr8ut_I

>>149856939
First make sure you have a royal marriage with Burgundy if possible, because just being emperor isn't enough anymore, it can go to Spain or a non-Austrian member of the HRE if they have four or more provinces, and especially if they have a royal marriage with B and you don't. And actually it gets more and more likely to fire when Burgundy is at war and has -25, -50, and -75 warscore. It also becomes more likely if Burgundy doesn't have an heir, and if B is using their ruler and/or heir as a leader. Unfortunately, the only way you can really influence this is by getting Burgundy into a losing war, but if you're unlucky and it doesn't fire they can end up losing a lot of territory and their unions that you wanted for yourself.

>>149857219
Personally, I would just royal marriage and ally burgundy if you can because getting them into a losing war is too big a risk. There's actually a separate event that also causes the burgundian inheritance without a war as long as the king doesn't have an heir. But in either case, having a royal marriage increases your chances by a lot.

Hey guys, how do I mod provinces and states in Victoria 2?

>>149857219
>>149857526
Cheers lads. Playing as Holland at the moment so after breaking free it's taking me a good while to get them past 'hostile' and into marriage relations, by which point they've just got heirs constantly so i'll just keep trying i guess.

>>149857873
Dude, as Holland you literally must have a royal marriage and you must have four provinces or you can't get burgundian inheritance at all.

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Give me ideas for custom nations

Zoroastrian Esfahan with a single province

None of you fuckers are working on a Hoy4 mod, right?

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>>149859130
What about the details and shit

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>>149826068
Daily reminder that Turkrpaches are subhumans

>>149859485

female ruler and heir

take military ideas for navy

>>149859508
It's not like countries on the left are great either

>>149859068
A slovene settler state in north italy

>>149859752
t. Turkroach
Even niggers are better than you

>>149859508

Turkey is a shithole
if they didn't border Russia they wouldn't even be relevant

>>149859812
tfw no trieste province in eu4

Expand into Russia or India?

300 divisions
Half my army is Japanese troops but I'm retarded so they're missing supplies and equipment

The other half is my puppet troops which are mostly Chinese so they're shit

Russia has 100 troops on my borders, I have twice as much on mine

I have 2000 fighters, 700 bombers and 230 ships

Stalemate with Russia fighting Poland and Germany separately on 1 Front and Allies are losing in Africa

The year is 1942 and America is neutra and I control half of China and Siaml

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=METAXPuP9go
Hold me, lads ;_;

>>149860089
>The year is 1942 and America is neutra and I control half of China and Siaml
>half of china
>1942
Git fucking gud

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>>149860116
you some kinda faggot?

>>149860037
Just make your own lad, its not hard

>>149860249
Brushstrokes are quite like Mr peanut butter cups, I leave ride out when I'm done Wai eating peanut butter out of them and I don't clean them. But they will bite be tolerated any longer, particularly when the best way to butane the uncrowded is to fuck the Brazilian Bubba

>>149826297
>France is not White
>Germany is not White (because, yes, they were Papists before the meme that is "write you own fanfiction! t. Martin Luther")
>Scandis aren't White
>Anglos aren't White
By what definition is someone white then

>>149826803
>Christianity
>correct
Fuck OFF Constantine
You convert, a hundred years later Rome is burning

>>149861080
piss off idiot!

>>149861080
Persians
Hail the King of Kings

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what did he mean by this

Which should I do lads as newly restored UK in Kaiserreich? Keep the military government forever or use the national party to abolish elections? Also is there anything for the AOG to get replaced by British/National French companies should they defeat mitteleuropa?

>>149861580
He wants to do more damage to you.

>>149861761
what more damage can he do than literal subjugation

>>149861080
>actually responding to protestant subhumans

>>149861789
I have no idea what the context is but I often stayed at war with the HRE for years at a time when I'm already 100% fucking up their levies and therefore killing the Liege and causing huge fucking revolts.
I don't actually need the county or duchy I'm at war for or even want it all the time, I just want to kill off their levies.

>>149861789
he can plunder your shit, ruin your economy, cause misfortune for your counts and barons, imprison other people

>>149861886
but that would make me a shit vassal

>>149861924
Who gives a fuck? Do you actually keep the vassals you conquer?

>>149861924
>implying
Imprisoning dukes or counts gives loadsamone and it's repeatable as long as they have spare cash, when they don't you execute them to cripple their shit.


>>149861989
I don't get it...?

>>149861989
>le ebin buckley loss /v/eddit meme

absolutely hilarious:dďdddd

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>>149862035
>I don't get it...?
I guess you're at a loss

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Reminder that Protestants killed more people by religious trial than the Holy Inquisition

the Inquisition had a structured Hierarchy of Courts and Presumption of Inocence while in Protestant Countries every Parish could prosecute people
the Inquisition killed mostly crypto-jews and crypto-muslims that were comiting terrorism and political enemies while protestants killed thousands of gingers because "red hair is pact with the devil"

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we wuz stadtholders and sheit

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Reminder that Paradox are epic memelords.

>>149862251
but evil spanish cathlics??????????!!!!!!

>>149862279
>black military advisor
WHAT THE FUCK

>>149862353
ARE YOU RAYCISS?

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>>149862353

das razist

>>149862463
>dutch looks like a retarded mixture of german and english

I think I gonna throw up.

>>149862591
dutch honestly sound like a german person with Tourette's having a stroke

>>149859068

Chinese colony in Australia.
Norse colony in vinland.
Portuguese rogue colony somewhere in afrika.

>>149862687
Dutch sounds better than German desu

>>149863281
t. Ambroos van Janssen

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La Nuova Europa

>>149863667
>not großbelgiums

speaking of hoi4, are there any mods yet that fix the game?

>>149862305
Will we ever see any good non Paracock Grand strategy games?

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>>149863281
DUDE

anyone know a quick way to disunite the usa so i could reunite it? (hpm)
i find it fun reuniting countries and im tired of playing gross germania

>>149864739
I know if you change to dictatorship USA gets split

So just use the fascist dictatorship event

Why nobody talk of historical immersion project mod for Ck2 ?

>>149865240
>Memeth's mod
You can go to r/paradoxplaza to talk about it

>>149864476
What the fuck is she so smug about

>>149865240
>menethmod
>wizmod
What non-shit alternatives are there?

>>149865240
Because nobody talks about mods that everyone knows about besides maybe HPM without someone else bringing it up first
Do you want to know something about HIP? Everyone knows about MEI "Toasterfags can fuck off" OU but nobody needs to talk about it for that reason unless someone posts a playthrough or someone has a question

>>149865421
Thank you for this well constructed answer

>>149865356
>she

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>>149819017
Damn shame AARnon, liked your AAR.

Still don't get why you said you were uncomfortable writing such blatant incest, come on, it was hot. Either way, I much rather liked the AAR, it made me feel.

>>149865817
>Look mom, I posted it again!

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>>149866026
Damn it, how did they manage to ruin such a good visual novel with a shitty adaptation?

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>tfw my wife get's pregnant while I'm busy leading troops against the french
T-thanks Johan

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>>149866335
You tell me, you tell me.

How the fuck do you guys find your way everywhere.

Why can't I make my sailors do pushups to get navy mana in hoi4?

>>149866894
No you have to make them swim laps across naval straights to train

>>149866894
>>149866969
>your army can do maneuvers to gain experience but your navy and airforce can't
Believable worlds

is hoi3 better than hoi4 in terms of realism, flavour and fun?

>>149866476
I think pregnancy events don't fire the night your wife gets pregnant, probably after one or two months. Were you leading troops back then?

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>>149866894
>HOY$
What did you expect from a broken game made by SJWs, effeminate betalords and borderline mentally incapacitated autists?

>>149867285
quality shitpost my friend

>>149867285
bravo johan
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>>149867285
>>149867382
>implying based Johan "Six Million More" Anderson is any of that

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>tfw you leave the game running over night and something big happens

>>149867883
Well, they did say superpower by 2020

>>149867883
how do you have negative nukes

>>149861080
>Scandinavia is Catholic
>Britain is Catholic
Damn you're retarded. Also the only reason Germany could be said to be Catholic is because sl*vs raped the Protestant side so hard they became Atheists.

>>149868305
When you get to high numbers with anything, the game starts counting to negative. I had -1.6M artillery after being high in surplus before.

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>>149868406
Like so.
>next bomb is -26% done

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Should Italy own the Balkans?

>>149867285
there's nothing wrong with being an effeminate man.

>>149868515
t. jewhan

>>149868513
Italy shouldn't own anything.

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>>149868665
t. Corsican Nationalist.

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>>149868515
>effeminate man
I don't have problems with that either

>effeminate betalords
Should be exterminaned or sent to Africa to serve their bull overlords

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Pay denbts, or else
1880 soon, I have to do my best and get as much of Africa as possible

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM77MVUGyIw

Find a flaw.

What was the biggest Central Asian formable country, Turkestan? Feeling like going for it now, who should I try to form it with? Something releasable from Russia maybe?

>>149869282
No, you take one of the khanates like a man

>>149869331
Which one?

>>149868991
you can't be both effeminate and dominant you dumb /pol/ack

>>149869368
Idk, take the one with most pops I guess

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>>149869039
>playing as yellow party

>>149869331
>>149869368
>>149869391
>>149869439
Have fun in your exercize in futility. Playing uncivs beyond a select few is utterly pointless, you might as well be playing as the Caucasian Imamate.

>>149869779
Liberal revolutions turned all my pops into liberals man

are there going to be some fixes to the HOI4 AI soon?

Germany underperforms to hilarious degrees, during my belgium playthrough (democratic) allies didn't even need the soviets to win the war and eventually the germans capitulated to me which just felt silly

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>>149869391
I know, that's why I'm a dominant male who likes to fuck effeminate males unfit for their reproductive roles.

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>>149869039
And now I have both canals

>>149870213
show europe

>>149866476
Pregnancy notifies at 2-4 months.

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>>149870408
Not much to show desu

>>149868351
>Damn you're retarded.
>implying they weren't before the epic protestantism meme
Like you could argue Scandis were still heathen for quite a while, but yeah.

>>149870496
i dont get it how are u so powerful with only 1 province in europe. did u just make prussia win all ur wars for u at the start? what colonies did you take?

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>>149867252
>>149870413
And here I thought it was some ebin cuck memery

>>149870607
Well I mean you can't tell she's knocked up until she gets symptoms which is near end of Trimester 1
Nobody had pregnancy test sticks or whatever back then

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>>149870496
Fucking t*rks Ill show who's the boss.

>>149870596
Yeah exactly what I did. Then once I made China pay reparations I invested everywhere, I have built railroads literally all over the world, that's why I have a good industry score despite having only 220k german pops to work with

>>149852517
How did you take vietnam when it starts in French control?

>>149870498
Yes and Greece was "Catholic" before the Schism, what's your point?

Why does Vicky crash when I call certain events?

>>149871372
Maybe events are busted or they have pre-events that are required

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>>149870607
>open console
>charinfo
>hover over your wife