Bondage edition
>Youkai watch event (July 26th-October 3rd)
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/youkai-watch/
>3.35 Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/498f86d8acb4d44925b3f83e96c82c85a550f9a0
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL (embed)
>Previously on /xivg/!
>>149728056
ultrash cuck
>>149753624
bad OP make a new one.
>retarded grind for the yokai weapons
This makes the lightning fate easy as shit.
>>149750823
how come you add ayase to steam every other two months and complain about me to him? fucking get over it holy shit
>tfw trying to figure out how the MB works
>can't tell what sells and what doesnt for crafting stuff
I think i'm going to stick to gathering.
well this threads getting deleted
>>149753957
its a sfw pic so i doubt it
>>149753696
who this time
>tfw just beat the Bloodletting beastI had to summon for it.
Post your cats and lizards
And your shoe size.
xth for futa and traps are gay
>>149753934
Check the sale history for the items you are interested in
xth for never trust a swede
Requestingmale c@WAR glamours, I need some ideas for a new one.
>>149754198
Yeah, that's what i've been doing for the most part. Been checking to see if multiple buyers for the same item, but the item is either impossible for me to craft at my level or very tedious to obtain the mats (haven't really leveled my retainers yet for hunting).
Been sticking to some low level stuff that sells consistently, just being an impatient butthead.
hello
>>149736421
>>149733413
cringe as fug my dudes
>>149753934
FFXIV'S Market Board is one of the worst in MMO's.
Give us XI's Auction House instead so you can't see the price people put shit up for only the sale history.
will you ever be happy, /xivg/? content?
>>149754353
I'll take it.
>>149754431
>>149753934
Market boards and auction houses are mistakes and make trading easy mode.
All trades should be face to face, withpeople shouting what they have for sale in the middle of crowded banks
>>149754021
here you are
>>149753726
justentire ownershipalsome too
So how's everyone's night?
I almost RP'd with a cat man. I think. I donno.
10 minutes into {Palace Of The Dead} and she gives you the look
>>149754746
i really wanna fuck this cat
>>149754692
Crafting and gathering to make money for materia.
> tfw no grown man notices you on Balmung. Even when you dress like a total slut and hint that you're wanting it...I guess I'll be in my Private Chambers alone again tonight.
Highlanders
>>149754807
What kind of materia?
this is gross
>>149754813
>tfw never dress like a slut and no one notices you
It's probably because you aren't trying, anon.
>>149754534
dicks out for harambe
>>149754872
Determination V materia, had a bit of matter saved so I was able to put some crit ones in my lore pieces. And then will probably work on upgrading my right side.
Buuuuuuut for that I need dosh, which I have none of. Grinding waits for no one.
>>149754431
>>149754568
>can't see the price
>Guild Wars 2 allows order placement
>you can sell your items quickly if you don't want to wait for people to buy them
>it's value regulates through the community on supply and demand
>>149754534
nah
>>149755038
it's also across all servers so...
that blows.
>>149754673
Ada..when can I get lots of rares of this perfect cat..
>>149755080
>that blows
Because it's across all servers? God forbid they take measures to prevent server bloat! BECAUSE XIV DEFINITELY DOESN'T HAVE THAT.
>game crashes as you finish the grind
Yokai Watch is only a video, right? It doesn't have a show, too?
Okay well six big fish in a day is okay. Mad about the 7th getting away though.
>>149753924
cucked ayase real good
when will u drop him
>>149754568
>face to face
>4 items at a time :^)
>>149755378
It was a video game first but it became a popular anime in Japan, probably more popular than Pokemon over there.
Is it too late to start playing? Will everything pre-endgame be a barren wasteland?
>>149755427
huh
gee, it sure is boooring around here
>>149755069
I'd love to get you hogtied and barefoot.
>>149755452
Time to check HorribleSubs.
Thank you.
>>149755612
No. No.
Devs frequently make outdated content relevant by making players do it for their relic weapon or items that upgrade your armor.
>>149755612
>Is it too late to start playing?
Not really. They always make things so new players can catch up.
>Will everything pre-endgame be a barren wasteland?
Yes, sadly.
>>149755676
I love you, Shirou!!!
>>149755069
>>149755697
>squid finally finds his baby oil soulmate
or should i saysole mate?
I'm gonna look stupid for asking but I am sure others may need such a thing too...
But.. Is there any guide or anything for ERP?
>>149755932
log on balmung
>>149755932
Now I don't usually go for Elezen buuuut...
How do you feel about foot massages? Or maybe something a little more kinky?
>>149755806
thanks for the kind words, don't ever post that image again though
>>149755932
this elezen is what all true warriors strive for
(war is my main btw)
>>149754851
Highlanders?
I tried FF14 at launch. Is the combat system any better, or is it still based on a ridiculously long GCD?
F2P when
>>149756052
foot roe youre creepy
>>149755612
No such thing! The only issue at hand are the dps queue times and leveling up your first job to 60, but now it's much easier than it was before, so you're good. If you have friends to run the dungeons with, you'll reach endgame content remotely fast, after the painful god-knows how many filler quests that you have to go through no matter what, and then you'll have lots of fun.Hopefully. The hardest part of this game isn't the game itself anyway. It's making a character that you're happy with. For real.
>>149755925
Yes. Right next to the official guide forbreathing.
>died making america great
should have let it burn down, at least maybe some of these shitposters would never be born
Should I work on leveling WAR or what
>>149756129
Never.
>>149756052
You are the hero we need.
>>149756129
For another 4 days then it's back to subs.
>>149756126
>.5 secs more than WoW
>Ridiculously long
shitou shitma
Which DoH should I level
Post lewd lizards! Art, screenshots, it doesn't matter!
>semi-afk
>bunch of fate goers past by
>that one guy who fails to jump up onto the rocks 6 times before he goes another route
>>149756378
That depends. What are you looking to get out of it?
>>149756378
depends on what server you are on
>>149756378
is this cat a slut
>>149756459
>>149756462
Diabolos. I'm just looking for something to waste time on I suppose, maybe something that might be useful.
>>149755954
What for, you Rold Gold Pretzel
>>149756052
I do like how you made your Roe, honest. The colors go well together.
>>149756054
Bombs? You want 'em?
Did they give out 5 days for anything recently? I decided to try logging on after months for the heck of it and have some time.
Did I not fucking notice this on my statements for months?
>>149756576
Free login campaign.
It's literally in the OP.
>>149756567
I need a motherly elezen
>>149756567
post feet
>>149756567
Not him but maybe you should
>>149756551
You could level your alchemist and make potions for raiders to buy. That's what I plan to do on my server.
>>149756551
level a gatherer
you either go all in when crafting or not at all
>>149756620
Oh wait, never mind. The retard that made the previous OP removed it.
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/0b8920e68063ec4a16533bcc115d6d154b75ce73
>>149756551
don't know anything about diablos economy unfortunately
>>149756334
hi it's me
>>149756052
Mado loves feet.
>>149756828
the cutest
Well, finally got the 235 weapon out of the way for when I finish BLM leveling.
Even after the change, POTD is still suffering.
QUICK
POST CHARACTER AND MUSIC
RIGHT MEOW
>>149756940
No.
>>149756879
are you the catboy i always pet who hates getting pet?
>>149756878
thanks...
goodnight!
>>149756940
Can't be bothered.
>>149757065
Cease and desist.
is it possible to solo all of potd
>>149756420
I saw a bit of that fishing when people were running across rivers. Some dude on a puff just strugglin'
>>149756940
I'll give you some music, but no character?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fPBLaiZKeA
wobblewobble
the new mount is way cuter than I thought it would be
>>149757238/pet/pet/pet
Mado will be killed.
These two hands.
Prepare yourself, diapershitter.
>>149756695
Guess I'll work on Mining for now then. Any good guides or anything?
>>149757371
Efferescent water and Rock salt are pretty good, since you need them to make natron and for some reason people love that shit
>>149757317
I have seen so many people just skidoodling around on that thing today, it's kind of hilarious.
>>149757418
natron is used for chimerical felt
>>149757317
swallow it
>>149755379
Good work Red!
>>149757325
Had to get to work, but.
I knew going mooncat was a mistake.
What's fun to do in-game?
no erp
>>149757584
Thanks! Only another 42 for the title!
After that I have no idea what to do with myself so I'll try to stretch this out a bit.
>>149757354
What are you going to do? Drown him in fecaliths?
Throw chicken tendies at them? Shit on a picture of him?
>>149757708
I'm around 40 in total iirc. How many of the HW ones have you snagged so far?
>>149757440
it's like a lala simulator for non-vegetable races
>Greased Lightning 3 and Fists of Fire.
Level 40 is the best milestone for Monk, time to go punch some dragons.
>>149757714
>tfw I bought tendies to eat later
bless u for reminding me senpai
>>149757772
post pits
>>149757772
>Seihai
hi
>>149757750
Only one, that Kraken that you need fish eyes for in the same pond as the Magic Bucket. If that's even a big fish I forget.
I'm gonna get all or at least most of the ARR stuff out of the way before I head into the HW stuff.
>>149757705
>What's fun to do in-game?
> .....
>no erp
That only leaves raiding really. Everything else pretty much fucking sucks.
Don't like raiding? Then cancel your subscription and uninstall.
>>149757796
>tfw ate french fried and hash brown earlier
Cannibalism!
>>149757645
do you have a fluffy tail or lion tail
>>149757705
Running around and being idiots with friends is good.
>>149757905
Fluffy is the only choice.
>>149757796
>pic
Smackdown has gotten weird.
>>149757943
>deviantart bs
Get new bait please. It's boring.
>>149757801
Well, I'm in a chasm at the moment, that's a type of pit right?
>>149757821
Hey.
>>149757857
>french fried
don't u meme me u little potato fuck. I should probably get a potato side for my tendies but I think I ran out of potato gems earlier
>>149757943
>old deviantart pictures
Bud if you're gonna shitpost at least get new material. Also Mado seems like a nice enough dude. People are gonna like what they're gonna like, my dude. Time for you to move on.
Bye, /xivg/. See you next week! Duty calls and all.
>>149758050
Maybe one day you guys will stop giving it the replies it wants.
>>149758142
see u in the fast lane
>>149758026
That's Kamen Rider Fourze for ya. You either be friends, or he befriends.
>>149757282
oh.. I thought you weren't logging on so I got into bed..sorry ;w;
>>149758142
Go log in your alts and ERP, then.
at this point i'm convinced the guy does it for (you)s i don't think literally anyone could be this obsessed with mado of all people
Is Famfrit dead? I'm not seeing anybody really.
Can someone explain to me why so many people hate Mado?
He seems like a pretty chill dude, I don't get the hate.
>>149758290
I don't know and I've been here before Mado even showed up. Its 4chan so nothing surprises me
Looking for some lewd fun on Gilgamesh
>>149758290
No one of value really hates him.
Literally no one cares what anonposters think.
>>149756396
>>149758290
poopy diape
>>149754946
But I was told I'd look more beautiful if I wore normal clothes...
>>149758406
Paks post
>>149758432
Putt post
>>149758406
the only manchild here is you
>>149758290
It is a meme too since there aren't any real reasons other than just disliking their personality.
Refer to >>149758406
and >>149758432
>>149758368
Name?
>>149758406
I don't think he's ever gotten a commission of his "characters shitting" as you so eloquently put it.
Then again, I don't harass and stalk people online or follow their name anywhere I can.
Get a hobby, kid
>>149758450
You were told you wouldn't look like one of the run-of-the-mill sloots if you dressed properly? That is true.
>>149758450
Just find your nearest futa and submit.
>>149758565
dudes been at this for years. at this point I think it's like some sort of anime where he pretends to hate him with every fiber of his being, but he's actually desperately in love with him
How often should I upgrade my gathering armor
>>149758659
Every 5 levels.
>>149758504
Gridania's adventurers' guild if you want to meet up. Not namedroping myself here.
Just 5 more Yokai weapons and ill be done
>>149758659
You should upgrade it now. No one in Ul'dah will want you if you're wearing a potato sack.
>>149758623
Wouldn't that be a twist!
>>149758659
Every 5-10 levels, but this can lessen with cheap melds. The biggest things are you main hand/offhand
>>149757943
>He doesn't force it
I would have gone my entire life never knowing about the name Mado, or their fetish, or you, literally you, giving them a scat tribute. You're the one that forces it.
>>149758714
> Having an event mostly over in about 25hrs since it started. Thinks they've had it rough.
HAHAHA.
>>149758714
WHY, you have 3 months
>>149758714
someone on my server confirmed #11 requires 30 medals
>>149758714
I got 5 medals into my 7th and had to stop before I cried. Also I don't know if you know but some JP dude got to the 10th weapon and it shoots up to 30 medals per.
THIRTY.
tfw no male xaela to honk
>>149758659
As long as you have an HQ main and offhand and an up to date chest, the rest doesn't particularly matter unless you plan on selling HQ materials.
>>149758837
>>149758856
It's almost like you're not supposed to do this event that lasts a MONTH in a few days
>>149758597
No, they specifically said clothes are more beautiful and that is leaves more to the imagination.
>>149758857
They're people not bike horns please.
>>149758706
Too bad, bitch. You're probably an ugly femroe.
>>149758857
If by honk you mean squeezing my nose, then hello there.
If by honk you mean something ungodly, then goodbye.
>>149758952
It lasts even 2 months.
looking for someone to put a bullet through my fucking skull. pst.
>>149758952
The problem with doing it later is that most people are poopsocking it now and no one will be around to do the fates in a month, or even a few weeks time. The fates will have high spawn times, they will take forever to solo, and not to mention you can't have your minion + chocobo out at the same time because yoshi p is a hack.
I don't want to poopsock it all now either, but I know my server well enough to know these fates will be dead in a few weeks and I'll be the only slack cunt out there soloing them. This may not be the case for all servers, but it is for mine
>>149759042
can I honk yourman pecs
>>149759082
Oh shit, you're right. I forgot about September.
Fuck September.
>>149758856
What the FUCK, the medals aren't even guaranteed per FATE.
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
>>149758985
That is true. What are you seeking exactly?
>>149759129
Can't promise it won't be a Blank that shoves you around awkwardly.
Will 4.0 save FFXIV?
>>149759010
male xaela were made for honk honk
>>149759205
Don't you want to do atmas for that shitty mount homeboy?
who is your favorite nyan?
>>149759279
Cease.
>>149759279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUamHEvVQy0
>>149759229
Depends if they fix the problems this game has and change things that's not really working out for them.
>>149759157
Sure.
What do you mean by "honk"?
>>149759286
This is beyond shit. I thought it was 7 medals per, to pad out the event.
But 30 fucking medals? That's beyond fucked up.
>>149759330
THATS THE STUFF
>>149759323
*honks u*
>>149759395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00sncDavtOQ
>>149759279
Male xaela were made for hugging and nowhonking
>tfw did 1 hour of grinding and there were no legendary medal drops
>>149759496
you prob didnt have ur pet out
>>149759494
whenever you see a male xaela remember tohug,petorhonkthem
>>149759441
Where's the no honking sign when you need it?
>>149759563
I did. When I started I got a few in just the first 3 FATEs and then nothing after an hour. Half the time I made sure if my minion was out and it was.
>>149759702
you were probably not in a zone for that minion then
What the hell am I supposed to do with all these crafting materials and armor I've acquired while leveling up they take up all my bag and retainer space.
>>149759610
>Had been thinking about fantaing to my Xaela
>Realise I'd be trading petting for honking
There are no safe places
>>149759702
This is the average XIV player. Too retarded to read tooltips.
>>149759803
store them forever and never sell them
>>149759789
It was the correct area.
>>149759880
Huh, what?
>>149759496
>tfw did A5S for the first time and wiped within 30 seconds.
I think Square Enix is making this game too hard. First A5S, then Weeping City and now Yokai Medals when will this shit stop.
Why can't we clear stuff like this and be done with it in 30 minutes like we can with dungeons? This game makes no sense and is inconsistent.
>>149759857it doesn't matter what you fanta into i will pet you forever. you're never safe
>>149759938
it has to be a yokai minion from the event
>>149759946
>A5S
>hard
Come on.
>still no pastebin script of Thok ast Thok
>Thordan's Reign
>or The Vault in kanji
>>149759803
Unless you're crafting or using the armor, get rid of it. Sell it on the MB or to an NPC. Low level stuff isn't relevant after after you raise your level a bit. So it's all pointless to hold on to.
>tfw i'm the sole provider to my fc and friends
>tfw i'm the go to person for crafting and gathering
>tfw i just want to reroll on another server
>tfw i'll never find anyone that wants to make all of my gear and levekits and just take care of me
>naming characters
why is this the hardest part of any fucking game
>>149759960
Anything is hard if you haven't done it before
Everything is easy if it's burnt into your muscle memory
>>149760007
you lack confidence
>>149759949
SE please make Policeman job so I can call a policeman.
>>149760018
Don't you get a little hot sleeping in all them clothes?Post lewds
>>149759957
I'm not retarded. I have the specific minion out and I'm wearing the watch for good measure.
I already have 2 weapons.
>>149760018
>sleeping with your mouth open
disgusting
Vjera.
>>149760189
I'm pretty sure ur just retarded desu
>>149760265
Nah it's just tough luck.
>>149760070
i think he only sends lewds if you're a tranny
>>149760189
You better be in Outer La Noscea
>>149760306
Or to try and make up for sending lewds to a tranny behind his bf's back.
>>149760345
I actually am. I'm at U'ghamaro mines.
>>149760434
Good, it sounds like you just have a case of very bad luck
Guys how do I get into the midas (savage) raiding? It offers me practice in the raid queue but I cant seem to find practice parties
>>149760529
the raid finder was a japanese effort that was another dead on arrival feature in america and thus will never be used. circlejerk ur way into the raid scene and you might get noticed eventually.
>>149760609
Oh well
>>149760423
>sending lewds to trannies behind bfs back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsVH0m9j_CU
THANK FUCK I FINISHED ALL THIS YOKAI SHIT
>>149760678
What does the mount look like for getting all weapons?
>>149760757shit
>>149760813
but what is iiiiiiiiit
>>149760678
show mount
>>149760678
Post proof of mount or go back to sucking cocks.
Is Odin still a thing? I haven't seen the fate in a long while.
>>149760936
Yes.
>>149757317
how do i get this cute sperm mount
>>149760897
Same as normal but with the cat on the side.
>>149760970
wow that's gay
tfw no FC
>>149760968
Step 1: find an attractive catboy...Step 2: ....
jk just get all the yokai minions from the event
>>149757317
I can't wait for my lala friends in my lala fc/linkshell to all get this mount and go on lala cummies parades to post on tumblr!
>>149760018When are you going back to Midlander?
Leaving home sucks. Going to work sucks. I'm sad and require some serious petting.Please. Thank god Nujabes and the LiS soudtrack are so effective at relaxing me. I just want to chill in-game and talk to people...
>>149760968
get all yokai minions
then meet me in my room
>>149760970
fuck I need this
>>149760970
It also pukes rainbows
>>149761078
/pet
I am skipping work today because of a 24-hour shift, i know how you feel. i am now just drawing while shitposting and drinking beer
>>149760529
Server?
>>149761043Why
>>149761082
Wow the achievement items dude is getting randy in his old age.
>>149761295Finally found time to come around but you changed to miqo'te. Not as appealing.
>>149760970
can you show a pic? i'm wondering if it's even worth my time
>>149761329
the time to reward adventurers for free is over
>>149761350Who
>>149761078
>talk to people
Sounds boring and repetitive.
>>149761256
Cactuar but I'm gonna transfer soon
>>149761402
>>149760529
Raid Finder is dead for NA. Best choice is to get into A5S learning parties and Nidhogg farms to try to get your name out there.
>>149761424T.T.
>>149761412
I think I've read this h-doujinshi.
tfw no fc!!!
>>149761683
Join <Soft> and receive a free blend of Ada/Sayora's smooth hyperscatties and one free futaroe ERP session.
>>149761683
tfw fcless on Balmung alt
Oh man the queue times as a dps on Balmung are really bad. I assume it's mega late and no one is onifrit never
How does this gun even shoot, anyway ?
>>149761858
tfw fcless on main and have to deal with annoying awful fucking random FC invites and whispers every day.
>>149761516
So you don't even have it. Got it. Please refer to >>149760926
>>149761887
> Oh man the queue times as a dps on Aether data center
ftfy
>>149761887Need help?
>>149761968
Not falling for it. That cat just wants to poopy on me.
>>149761954
You sound salty man.
>>149761968
who is this cock wrangler
>>149761887
Yeah, they're awful.
I came from Primal and it's quite the increase in waiting time that's for sure.I'm just lucky I've got healers I can use to sneak in on their insta-queues.
Why are Au Ra soshit.
>>149762178
Wait. Are you saying Primal has better queues than Aether outside of peak times? Cause that's so horribly wrong holy shit
>>149762270
please dont remind me this exists
>Guffy said he'll consider the poopy
I'm so happy /xivg/…!
>>149762118
I DONT WANT TO JOIN SOFT!!!
TFW NO FC!!!!!!!!
>>149762270
>still no ada highlander album
Horrible
>>149761205
Thanks... It feels better to know I'm not the only one. Have a butt as my thanks.
>>149762035
thank
>>149762073
I'm at 34 minutes for ifrit god bless
>>149762178
This is some SHIT I'm bout to log back over to my home server and pretend I'm havingfunfate farming
>>149762270
What unnamed thief hath stolen their asscracks
>>149762398
no butt, it's just legs
>>149762459
I'm waiting until the memory editor is updated anon pls forgive
>>149761078
>>149762585
It is updated.
>tfw can't get to fates fast enough without a mount and all of the fates are being eaten by yokai addled mouth breathers
>7 legendary medals each? Boy this will take a while.
Hahaha I was so naive.
>>149762271
I might just be lucky, but I never had queues this bad on Monk while doing the MSQ.
On Leviathan I averaged at about 5-10 minutes, while here I'm getting upward of 20 on the regular.
>>149762478
You can do it, I believe in you!
>>149762690
It also gets more expensive each time you get a weapon.
>>149762585
>legwear
ada p l s
Can you skip to HW MSQs yet
>>149762585
looks like a diaper
>>149762795
I know. That's why I was naive.
>>149762820
Oh hey, cute dirty Au Ra isn't dead.no
>>149762820
I'll tell you if you post your cat alt
>>149762827
It's meant for Mado
>>149762820
>>149762894
you can't skip them
>>149762504
>>149762796
mado
calm
down
>>149762936
that hairstyle has never worked on anything and it wont
>>149762690
>Fuck, 15 medals is tough but I can deal getting it each for a weapon.
>The last 3 weapons are 30 medals each.
>this obsessed
lmaoing @ ur life
>>149762894
This one?
>>149762885Busy and playing other games. Though I think the break's kind of refreshed me on the whole MSQ overload thing
I'll probably be back soon.
>>149762929
Thanks. We got Deep Dungeon at least, right
>start playing FFXIV
>always get burned out very fast in MMOs because I lose track of what to do and it seems the only way to know is to play it religiously
>FF gives you recommendations as soon as you log in
Why does no other game do this thank you FF I am so gonna sub
>>149763046I'M CUMIN I'M CUMIN
>>149763046
Deep Dungeon isn't very good, but welcome back in any case.
>>149762468
nice butt.
what do you do for work anyway
>>149763046
Yeah that cat.
Thanks
>>149763198I accidentally deleted the pastebin of that
But god that was some funny shit
>>149763242
Really? How'd they fuck it up?
>>149763287
fuck off Seto
>>149761858
you can join mine if you want, i'm on the way to level 8 atm and could use some help
>every class 20-28
>still no job
Why am I retarded. Do jobs change play styles of their core class at all?
>>149763312
It's dull, monotonous, and if you want the 235 weapons, it's RNG based too. I heard the hotfixes fixed the RNG a little though.It is fun with friends, I've been enjoying playing classes I've never touched before to level 60.
I need to fight Ifrit NM for the MSQ and it's a 20+ min queue. Anyone willing to help a deeps out?
>>149763427
>ffxiv rng
>>149763406
They only add extras to the class, the only job that has any notable changes is Scholar.
>>149763427
>still no FFT OST in-game
Deep Dungeon sounds like it wouldn't feel right without it. Unless I'm mistaken.
>>149763337
THANKS
>>149763451
Server/name?
>>149763578
Balmung
Qina'to Zhwann
>Sohm Al last boss at 15%
>holmgang right before 2 meteors pop down and drop my health down to 1
>get all commendations
how to be a hero: a guide by me
ded thread, post riveting game discussion
>>149764184
I want to see dirty-chan's panties!
>>149764308
perfect
post champions of the realm
>>149764184
Game is boring after getting a 240
fuck tribes
>>149764308I'm probably not who you're looking for but whatever. Have fun
>>149764732you are
>>149764184
This game is so linear about everything
How to improve PotD and Deep Dungeons?
here cums the boom
End me
how many minyans of you guys got so far
>tfw you lost all motivation to play this game
>One of the shittiest jobs in the game, PLD gets Shogunyan, a legendary yokai
>>149765213
BLOCKED!
Does anyone want to help me masturbate to their character? Can do alts if you're not comfortable using your main.
>>149765487
Where.
>>149765383
>tfw outta leves and don't want to craft grind/gather anymore
Cant wake up
>>149765396
someday I want to be a legendary yokai
>>149765487
make a big mess for me daddy, okays~?
>>149765383
Okay, bye
>>149765632
Jokes on you. I'm okay with male characters.
>>149765487
Whisper me, Liora Nae'blis
>>149765487
My specialty
>>149765741
>My specialty
>only makes ugly shit characters
I like you but you need better taste, ada
>>149765383
>tfw no motivation to play and think the game is really shitty right now but can't stop yourself because you're an addicted NEET with no self control
Save me
>>149765213I'm watching you
>>149765698
You're not on.
>>149765741
I'll admit I've cum to your characters on a few occasions but after talking to you and a few other people you hang around(Guard to be specific. Not the people from CC) you're all throwing up quite a few red flags. Sorry, don't trust you enough to do it in-game.
>>149765806
Transfer to some other server, it's the best way to really kill it for you.
>>149765396
Is shogunyan the only legendary yokai out of the ones in the event? I don't know anything about yokai watch
>>149765646
I'm not leaving ya dingus
>>149765806
I don't even play to have fun anymore man, it's sad.
>>149765852
>quite a few red flags
Damn I'm curious. Would dropping specifics be too close to identifying you?
I'm 2 arms upgrades away from this stupid 235 weapon and I can't do it anymore because its killing me slowly
>>149765906
play overmeme
>>149765906
>>149765806
You're addicted to the social aspect, not the game.
>>149765852
Nigga, you're jacking off to their character, not asking their hand in marriage.
>>149765956
literally 1 more run
power through it you big baby
>>149766005
It's true, the only human interaction I get is from my friends in the game and I don't want to go back to isolation.
>>149765852
Where are you?
>>149765901
Yep. Legendary yokai are S ranks, too.
Kyubi, Blizzaria and Venoct are S ranks while Robonyan model F is an A rank. Everything else is below.
>>149765995
>wondering how
>open up
>shutdown
idk why i expected any other way
>>149766064
That's part of the problem.
Often times people willing to help like this are also the ones who are unstable or extremely lonely and immediately cling to anyone showing them any form of affection. This applies to ERP as a whole, sadly.
>>149765815
Watch this *whips it out*
>>149765906
do leave
nothing as obnoxious as all you "i hate this game but i won't stop playing nor complaining 24/7 about it!"
>>149766135
Balmung. Or are you asking for a very specific area?
do you have a darkside, /xivg/??!
>>149766238
Specific area. I'm in Ul'dah. If you just want a character to look at or something while I get ready for bed
This >>149766176
>>149766250
Yeah, but he's a bit of a dweeb and generally just needs a hug.
>>149766096
The sad part is that as you may suspect, is that once you unsub, most of your in-game friends remain exclusively in-game.
>>149765213
you have such a hot fucking au ra well done
>>149765852
Strictly business, in out and satisfied anon.
>>149766352
... yes this is the only acceptable response
>>149766414
It's better that way. I don't need any friends.
>>149766419
>male
>hot
Pick one
>>149766250
No darkside here, just me and the inner beast.
>>149766176
Nah, I have hope in this game's future but I've just been lacking motivation lately. That's all.MMOs suck anyway.
>>149766250
no im all sunshine, rainbows and kisses
>>149766161
No, not at all.
Jerking off to a character is always "just business". It's not like ERP where people cling to you.
You clearly have no experience in this.
>>149766176
they have a trip, filter it to stop ur pussy from bleeding all over the thread m8
>>149766625http://imgur.com/a/kj61S
Here. Repost but whatever.
>>149766414
Yeah since I don't do anything but play ffxiv I wouldn't really have anything to talk about with them outside the game anyway.....Time to just look forward to eventually dying I guess
>>149766625
What the hell are you talking about?
Nigger I played TERA for three years. That's about as lewd of a game as you can get without going to Second Life. Seriously, look at the fucking general for it. Nothing but people jacking off to tits and ass together. I was in a guild that frequently had group masturbation sessions.
The last three people who have done this all ended up being clingy as fuck. Who the fuck are you to tell me that shit doesn't happen?
>>149766546
better than the shit girls being posted anon.
>>149766748Artist? I've been looking to commission some stuff.
Debating a fantasia. Currently a potato.
Thoughts?Yes, I like brown.
>>149766810Norasukohttp://imgur.com/a/Zgevx Another I got from him
>>149766879
The hyur
>>149766879
5 ugly characters
>>149766594
>>149766352
>>149766550
you're all prettycutethough
>>149766879
>read spoiler
>look at image
>mfw
Femroe and au ra look good. I feel like the elezen could be a little darker but she's also good. Midlander has the dollstare, miqo'te is cat #3099122.
>>149766879
Au Ra or Hyur.
>>149766879
the au ra
elezen if you give her better hair
Hurry up and get your sperm car mounts so relevant content can actually be done again.
Tired of waiting in empty queues because every faggot on every server is playing bootleg pokemon.
>>149766748
Hnnnnnghhh
>>149766780
I did that stuff in WoW for years and not once did I get someone clingy. Just "business" and friendship.
>>149766594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CalmeXqMYNg
>>149766879
Au ra
>>149766250
you better have life insurance if you wana mess with me...
>>149766879
>abe
>etie
>that "new" futabeast that keeps posting naked
>arie
>generic face 3 cat #91246
>>149766879
hyur, everything else is shit
>>149766985
I could say the same back at you.
>>149767017
>>149767013
>>149766996
>>149766978
>>149766926
>>149767135
>>149767160
>>149767180
And that's 4 votes for the Chocolate Raen.
Which is good enough for me.
Thanks guys.
>>149767112
Do you know what anecdotal evidence is?
>>149766780
>I was in a guild that frequently had group masturbation sessions.
That sounds extremely hot and also extremely awkward. Bless tera sometimes.
>>149767019
You should get one too, anon, nothing says "pussy destroyer" like giant floating sperm.
>>149767213
you can!
>>149756940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-6xk4W6N20
Tempted to cancel sub till this fucking yo kai bullshit is gone.
>>149767239
It is actually 3:3 for Au ra and Hyur
>>149767239
Congrats, you chose the least original out of the entire bunch.
>>149767296
I'm actively not participating. I don't care about a shit mount or useless minions that everyone on the server will have in a week.
>>149767305
>see yt name
>Think about the item
>tfw I just got finished watching that like 5 minutes ago but still thought of the addict's cocktail of choice
>>149767323
*peels out in my cummies mobile and flips u the bird*
>>149767467
*crushes you with two seater moogle mount
>>149767268
Clearly you're having problems with yours while others don't.
>>149767323
>tfw haven't queued for anything during this event
>>149766780
>be nice to people in fc
>autists assume my niceness is interest in them
>gaggle of autists get clingy as fuck and i have to run away
nah i get you man, i had some guy add me on steam and straight up tell me he loved me and sent me pictures of his ass after i helped level his summoner and gave him some basic 150 crafted gear (this was 3.1). you don't even have to erp to get these maniacs chasing after you, they're just this starved for affection or basic human kindness
>>149767670
You're part of the problem.
I haven't seen any bitching about PotD since this came out.
I assume everyone is satisfied with a mediocre reboot of the atma grind.
>>149767296
>That sounds extremely hot and also extremely awkward.
it's pretty hot, especially if you are fine with the fact that you will be doing it with guys and ifyou love dicks
>>149767781
>i had some guy add me on steam and straight up tell me he loved me and sent me pictures of his ass
lmao what the fuckwas it a cute ass?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10845571
>>149762586
Thanks a lot, kind anon. I appreciate it!
>>149763279
I work in a luxurious 5 star hotel and have to deal with extremely rich and even more so annoying and arrogant guests every day. We've got like 20 suite rooms and I, my manager and two other collegues follow and organize everything for our guests from the moment they arrive to when they leave. It's a job I hate, but that I'm good at, thus the reason why they called for me to come back after my first year here.I hate it all; I really do, but having money is not only very nice, but also necessary.
>>149765383
You just need a break, Moni. I'm only able to play the game 2 days in a week, and everything about it feels awesome; even though I mostly idle in Uldah most of the time. I have a bit too much stuff to do in-game actually...
>>149767793
I like both those things. The idea of a literal circlejerk is pretty funny though, do they like pick someone and have them stand their character in the middle? lmao
>>149767783
>You're part of the problem.
I got one Yokai weapon while leisurely picking and choosing FATES and browsing the internet. I haven't queued for anything in two weeks, there's nothing I want and I use Party Finder to avoid dumbasses.
>>149768029
Then you're taking up server space.
Still part of the problem.
Retarded question related to BRD: can I queue up Sidewinder so that it goes off as soon as I use Windbite and not cost myself potency like if I were to queue up Fester after Bio?
>>149767983
Nah. It was a few of us taking our Elin out in the middle of nowhere and masturbating to all those fat thighs and big butts. TERA has great masturbation material with costumes. We didn't really pick who was the target or anything. Everyone used everyone else's character.
>>149768120
idk but you can test it yourself with a striking dummy
>>149768120
It has the problem as Fester and Bio, unfortunately. You won't get the full potency if you try and spam it off right after WB/VB.
>>149767793
>>149767983
I'm also interested in more details about this TERA-based mass-masturbation. Sounds hot. They roleplay their dickgirl characters, right?
>>149768223
>>149768192
Fuck. Okay, thanks.
>>149768120
nop
use something else in between like blunt arrow (also why the fuck are you not using windbite first and venomous bite second)
>>149768029
>I use Party Finder to avoid dumbasses.
What paradise of a server are you on, my server has even bigger idiots in the PF than I find in DF
>>149768120
You can not. The only skill that applies DoTs immediately is Iron Jaws but even then you shouldn't Sidewinder immediately after it. Summoner has the same issue. It's best to wait one GCD after DoT application to follow up with any abilities or skills that rely on DoTs being up.
>>149768272
>>149768280
And thank you both for the answers as well. I had a feeling it would be the same, but at least I know now.
>>149768190
if there was a machine that someone invented that took all the people like this and just like shot them in the head, that'd be cool.
>>149767835i guess if you were into that kind of thing, he actually put in the work to pull off the fuckboy look unlike some of the subhumans here
http://www.strawpoll.me/10845644
>>149768190
brb making a circlejerk linkshell
>>149768229
sounds like they just stood them in a line or something
>>149768367
dang
I wish I was on balmung
Welp, got the last weapon I care about, guess I'll wait to see how that second mount looks to decide if I want to farm the rest.
>>149768464
Neat, I didn't know some parts of the weapons actually glow.
>>149768554
PLD gear does too, BLM top of the staff glows faintly.
that was some riveting game discussion folks.
grown mansturbation and talking about how much this game sucks.
So, are they implying Othard has *these* yokai in them?
>>149768675
they're not implying shit because events arent canon
>>149768732
>Events aren't canon
>When they try to make them as canon as possible
>>149768674
This game sucks ass
>>149768763
for immersions sake
>>149768384
Vjera is a man pretending to be a tranny and Elk is a trap. This poll sucks.
which weapon do you like
Massage?
Okay, now what?
>>149768962
begone foul beast
return to thine swamp
post cute au'ri butts!
>>149769009
no bully!
>>149769009
Them's fighting words!And I oh so love it when they fight back.
>>149768969
speak to the NPC you talk to to get into deep dungeon as the job you want the weapon for, and ask about using your aetherial weapon outside of DD
>>149769115
You mean I can't kill myself yet?
>>149768969
You can either quit the game, kill yourself, or start the grind all over again.Nice filename by the way, I smiled
>>149767983
>>149768229
i'm not the guy that did the tera one, although i have done it in tera with a few friends.
>do they like pick someone and have them stand their character in the middle? lmaosometimes. sometimes you just line up and start jacking it to all the characters doing their poses and writing + saying lewd stuff in voice
it definitely sounds awkward when explained but you don't really care about that when you are horny and there are all these lewd sounds in the voip alongside heavy breathing and moans
>They roleplay their dickgirl characters, right?sometimes. sometimes it's just guys encouraging each other and being very gay, other times it's about guys jacking off to the same things and saying what they want to do with the characters
>>149769428who is this? All this sounds pretty hot to me
>>149769159
>I smiled
Then my job here is done and I can finally die in peaces.
Pose with your EB, /xivg/!
>>149769695
>>149769695
>tfw no EB
someone marry me...
>>149769695
>
>>149769695
>>149769695
>tfw waiting for the right moment to ask
>>149769695
>tfw can't post for another two days
>Want to play game
>No one to play game with
>Know a few people that would be interested in it, but are jobless neets who would massively outlevel me while I'm at work
>>149769515Just a slutty c@girl on balmung
>>149769695
>needing a companion other than the accompaniment node
>>149768913
"Like" is a strong word.I love how goofy they are though.
>>149769848
ur fat
>>149769695
>>149769920
fuck the eb police, yolo
>>149769695
Technically his alt because we just did it for emotes, because e weddings are gay
>>149770069
>tfw handlebars will never EVER pet me
suffering continues…
>>149770097
Send me a tell, or walk up to me, or something!
>>149770013
Ya
>>149769695
>>149769940
hit me up sometime anon
>>149770097
we both pet people, frequently.
>>149769695
>>149769695
He's such a cutie.
>>149769695
Every so often I get the urge to get EB'd but then I remember I'd probably miss the ceremony cause I'm dumb.
>>149770087
>tfw sweet death will never embrace you
>>149770160
That's just you copied and pasted! I'm no computer expert but that window looks really odd.
Want a real EB? Pst Seto To
>>149770216
more often than not it's the other way around
I embrace sweet death....especially now that I am 8 weapons deep into the event and still going
>>149770293
are you ready for 30 medals
>>149769695
Hah haaaaaaaaaa-dying alone.
>>149769695
>tfw need to save EB from the great evil
Morning everyone.
>>149770235
The only bond that lasts eternally is the one with yourself.
>>149770087
Noponis being tsundere, in reality these two ERP all the time.
>>149769695
pst for eb
>>149770143
will do~
>>149770235
>pst Seto To
The irony...
>>149770113
What if I get rejected…
>>149770536
For a /pet..?
>>149770351
I still have like 40 episodes of kamen rider double ahead of me
so yes actually.
>>149770524
What does THAT mean?
>>149770479
Still looks faked.
>>149770475
Morning
>>149770595
Yeah…
do I get anything cool for leveling every class to 60 like the secret red mage class or something
>>149770521
is this a serious offer
>>149770521
message me, ayase natsume
>>149770653
you won't. hurry up and come get pet.
>>149770653
Don't be silly.
>>149769695
>>149770680
a title
>>149769695
Why does she wear the mask...
>>149770680
A hat
>>149770774
she might be ugly
she probably isn't but that's the main reason i can think of!
>>149770630
You're the one that looks fake
>>149768274
Gilgamesh.
>>149770504
you wish, gossip-kun
ERP is for degenerates, heretics andLOSERS
>>149770959
so are lalafell but you dont see me mouthing off
>>149770904
Woah when were we together like this?
>>149770863
my wife is NOT ugly
>>149770727
>>149770731
Is this a trap…?
>>149770863
It's true, I'm hideous...
>>149771210
agreed
>>149770697
kinda
i wanna eb someone at some point
>>149769428
Holy shit that is a crazy level of comfortable atmosphere. This can't be an easy thing to find, though, despite the lewd nature of the game, I imagine. I would probably be a disruptive element in that community, since I wouldn't want to participate in the really gay aspects.
>>149770820
A hat you say?
>>149771210
hideous insidebut cute outside, post panties
>>149771096
The worst, least thought out trap in history.
>>149771281
message me, ayase natsume
>>149771014
nah, lalas are fortop dps ;)
>>149771210
Cute.
>>149771281
I pst'd you and you told me off;_;
>>149771281
Whisper me, Liora Nae'blis
yfw phase transition
>>149771210
CUTE
>>149771320
That sounds like something a master trapper would say…
>>149771321
ironically enough, ayase was my only EB
>>149771381
no i didn't
>best MMO has the worst general
>>149771517
Come on, I don't bite.
>>149771210
i think you have cancer on your face
>>149771391
>best MMO
This game is ass. All it has going for it is consistent updates. The armor's pretty good, too.
I would say a game's general is reflective of its actual content.
>>149771573{/pet}
>>149771653
>>149771534
Whoops.
>>149766161
Don't project like that, buddy. I mean, I've been there, so I know what I'm talking about, and while what you stated might be true in some cases, it's not something you can apply to all the people who ERP. Hell, most of the people who I've met that felt genuinely friendless/antisocial or inadequate/clingy, even in a virtual environment, don't ERP at all; because they're unable or totally uninterested in doing something like that. Now what you're talking about can be an issue especially with those people that cannot separate roleplaying from cybering/having a relationship.
>>149766879
Go for the au ra; she's the cutest one of the bunch, and I don't really like lizards. Everything else... not so good.
>>149769695
>tfw no cute c@ partner to eb cuddle gently in my lap and spoil
It's ok to be alone, right?
>>149771573
what if i want you to...
>>149771870
{Thanks for the offer, but I'll have to pass.}
>>149771741{/pet}
>>149771856
Go away you dont even do content nishit
>>149770475
And a good morning to you too, friendo.
>>149771534
>best MMO
Ahahahaah
>>149771995
but it is, its just MMORPG is a dead genre so it's damning with faint praise
>>149771972
Post more of this lip gloss dad!!!
>>149772038
I mean, it's the best MMO on the market but not really good one either.
This game has a lot of flaws but so polished that people barely notice. Some people are just naive or just like to eat the shit they're served.
>>149772046
Some dads just gotta have that glossy luster, you know?
>>149772038
>>149772185
>MMORPG is a dead genre
>so polished that people barely notice
>>149772227
Cute! I feel you, fellow dad
It matches the mythr gear which I WISH dyed properly with a tint instead of a full paint.
>>149771573
OK... I'll come for petting one day…
>>149772291
You're right, a lot od people notice that this game is shit, polished garbage.
>>149772227
Dad is this why mom left you? Is it because you kept using all of her lip gloss?
when will she come back
you keep telling the same bedtime stories
>>149772038
>>149772185
It's like you haven't played a game beyond FFXIV. This game is hollow garbage that banks on the Final Fantasy namesake. There is no interesting design. It is empty and apes more accomplished studios.
Even Warcraft is superior to this shit in so many ways.
>>149772396
Why not now? I'm at the bench right now.
>>149772501
I love going into generals to talk shit about games I dislike
>>149772501
I did say this game is shit though.
>>149772534
I'm working…and not subbed right this sec…
>>149772501
we both said the game was shit, anon. its just the prettiest looking shit, all coiled up in a pile just so.
>>149772573
I love playing a game I dislike because my faggot friends somehow find an inexhaustible supply of fun rifling through garbage.
Haha cats!
Look friends my new fantasia!
Woo glamour! I don't even get to raid with these alternate jobs, but I level them anyway because they're cute!
Hildibrand haha!
>>149772749
Then don't play the game you dumb shit
>>149772749
I level alternate jobs because taking a break from your main is refreshing. Making them visually appealing to me, and not in a shitty slutwear way, is just a very nice bonus
>>149769695;_;
>>149772936
Hey I can see me peering through the bushes.
>>149772335
Tell me about it, there's so many armor sets where the color from the dyes just stands out way too much.
>>149772492
Mom was a bad person and I don't think shes coming back Timmy. But that's ok sport, lip gloss dad will always be Dad.
WHO'S UP FOR TACOS TONIGHT THOUGH?! BEST DAD!
>>149771327
Is that why it took you full 230 and 240 gear to clear A6S?
Hope you all have a wonderful day, peoples.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ExTKw3y7q0
post glam
>>149773125
I didnt try until recently because i wasnt playing the game
>>149767876
Just a boost before I bite the bullet
>>149773283
if those are the only options, i say you should just bite a literal bullet.
what do you call someone you get a boner whenever you talk to?
>>149773148
am i glamorous
>>149769695
no
What's a good server to transfer to to escape all the grown man stuff?
Just a quiet morning on Gilgamesh.
I should probably try talking to more people. . .
>>149773736zodiark
>>149773736
Even Balmung is fine if you don't hang around the quicksand or xivg crowd.
Someone marry me.
>>149773792
Are you in the LS?
>>149773736
Excalibur, so you can be my friend.
Anyone want to talk about lewd stuff...?[email protected]
>>149771856
By "ERP as a whole" I did not mean literally everyone who ERPs is like that. You can't deny that it's substantially more common though. It's the whole reason why there is constant relationship drama; lonely virgins take character relationships seriously and get depressed when they find out their "true love" is off text-fucking someone else.
It's just RP. People need to stop taking it so seriously.
>>149773964
I don't know how to join a LS
I'm neeew~
>>149774102
>talk about lewd stuff
yes
>bp
no thanks.
>>149774292
It's just a throwaway...
>>149774379
I don't really want to talk lewd with a bp... they are kind of played out...
>>149773148
>tfw idk what shorts to wearThe ones I want were too expensive
Why did I get this weapon first? I think I might be mentally challenged.
>>149774462
Look behind you. See that expression? It thinks you made a poor choice, too
>bot running fates for 5 hours
>74 yokai medals
>1 legendary blizzaria medal
>>149773148
>>149774425
Oh, okay then..
>>149774707
If you were a gb maybe...
So. I got 4 days free time for some reason.
What class/job/whatever is fairly fun to play I like big numbers or something fast paced. I picked gladiator last time since sword and board looks great but holy fuck I was bored to tears.
Also what is a good, active server? Playing with /vg/ is a plus since drama aside you guys are generally pretty cool dudes.ERP is also ok.
>>149774779
I'm whatever you need..
>>149774851
Play on Balmung
BLack Mage is the big numbers class but its a turret caster and quite bad to level
WARrior is pretty active and has big numbers for a tank role.
Monk or Ninja would be the fast paced jobs which are both melee dps that work in different ways.
>>149774892
(<{you}>)
>>149774892
no me
When will this be f2p?
>>149775167
once wildstar kills it
>>149773148
glims 'n glams
>>149775229
Don't you mean Neverwinter?
>>149774978
>BLack Mage is the big numbers class but its a turret caster and quite bad to level
What makes them bad to level, just general squishiness that comes with magic users?
>>149775239
I need this blue to post butt RIGHT MEOW
>>149775323
I found it quite dull, and you end up taking aggro from tanks quite a lot if you go full pelt because of the way skills unlock.
>>149774892
why do you care some much about a random person to take pictures off their shit
How different is the Black Mage rotation at 60 compared to 50?
>>149774282
cuuuute
>>149775525
apples and hamburgers
>>149775239
Le blue grown man
>>149775239
Strawberry>>>Blueberry.
>>149774869
Are you...?
>>149775525
It's more punishing to move around, you need to keep a buff up (Enochian) to ever use IV skills instead of not having any.
>>149775407
I'm going to pretend this is why I was terrible at Gladiator and not just because I was dogshit at the game.
Could anyone give a brief rundown on what makes Ninja and Monk different in how they play?
Need a tank for Vault in progress on aether
>>149775730
I just really want some lewd chat t b h...
>>149775752
So it's not fun then?
>>149775935
that can be arranged
>>149775935
Are you on balmung...?
>>149771283
yeah it's comfy and i guess its not a thing that many people really advertise even if they do it.
>I would probably be a disruptive element in that community, since I wouldn't want to participate in the really gay aspects.
nah. you're into the stuff you're into and there's nothing wrong with that. it's a really laid back atmosphere and no one expects you to reciprocate everything or take part in everything.
>>149775942
It's actually more fun because it's a bit of a challenge, and Fire IV has a neat animation you just want to see over and over and it actually feels like you're destroying your enemies.
>>149775960
yay~
>>149775979
Yes, but I'm offline...
>>149775849
Still need one?
>>149775849
Cancel that
>>149775809
Gladiator is pretty terrible till you get halone at 26 and only becomes easy mode at 40 with shield oath.
Ninja uses mudras that are like 3 combo spells to do magic spells, keep up their speed buff or apply vuln up to a target.
Mnk has 3 stances you rotate through that each have 2 skills attatched to them with either buffs or damage on them. So you pretty much alternate between them. When you do a move from the third stance you go back to the first and get a stack called greased lightning which is a damage and speed buff. Most of the time on mnk you're keeping up 3 stacks for maximum damage.
>>149776107
What's your name...
I sent an email...
>>149776107want to make alts on a different server and meet up
>>149775996
>tfw keep TERA updated for no reason
Looks like I've got some searching to do.
>>149775542
Thank you!
Awena…
Male elezen looking to be dominated by fem/futa roe or elezen...
>>149776205
Secretfor now...
>>149776213
Maybe later..
>>149776463
Alright! if you say soI would really like to lewd talk with someone aswell
>>149775334
No!
>>149775682
[groaning intensifies]
>>149775710
How about both?
>>149775809
Tanking at lower levels is complete shit unless you're a Dark Knight. Gladiator gets a little bit easier at 26 and drastically easier at 40. Marauder gets everything at 30.
Don't be hard on yourself until then. If you still suck at tanking it's your fault.
>>149761529Don't remember a T. T
>>149776756
just POST the BUTT
>>149776324
What...?
>>149776883
We only spoke once. Suppose I'll wait until you're Midlander again.
>>149776971
Why are you soliciting lewd in thread…? I thought you were better than this…
>>149777052
I can't help it... The temptation is too strong...
>>149777153
>>149777052
>>149776971
That wasn't me...
>>149776756
Who is this cat
Eb me please
>>149777220
Prove it…
>>149777308
Send me a tell and I will...
>>149777375
>>149777220
Obvious fake
>>149777375
I can't right now…
>>149777513
I've gone back to tyria...
I want a cute boyfriend
>>149777684
>>149777772
>cute
sit down mark
>>149777868
im cute
>>149777684
pst
>>149777868
>mark
>>149777679
1v1 me scrub
bet you're something gay like ranger or guardian
Can I get a cute girlfriend that does all the boyfriend things?
>>149777924
hes a dickromancer
>>149777772
looks cute to me
>>149778034
are you a girl
So how does Palace of the Dead work exactly?
I just finished it for the first time and my weapons and armor at at 23/19. Do I reset my progress to do it all again from the beginning? Are those weapons even bound to a particular job or are they on a character basis, so could I just use another character instead but keep the weapons?
Also is there a reason to keep the save if you've finished it already?
>>149777924
I play mesmer... so even worse...
>>149778043
No...
How do I make Elk my bf?
>>149778034
I can be both just for you
>>149778220
Shut up Elk.
>>149777772
>>149777905
Both of you are super cute...
>>149778220
pst
>>149778162
>salad
>mesmer
fucks sake awena why are you such cancer
>>149777905
I want to talk aboutlewdstuff with this lizard
>>149778392
What's wrong with sylvari...My pvp mesmer is a human...
>>149778547
norn or bust
gw2g shitposters at their finest
i assure you all problem-people of this general crawled out of there, and pso2g
>>149778116
Yes
>>149778246
That'd be fantastic~
>>149778572
My guardian is a norn...
>>149778772
so when do you want to meet up?
How well do I need to know encounters and dungeons to be a bearable tank?
As DPS all I really need to do is avoid circles and hit adds.
>>149778869
maybe you're not so bad after all...
>>149779020
I don't play my guardian much...
At all...
>Make alt on dead as fuck server to test a fanta
>See this
>Feelbad that their server is dead
>>149778989
Bearable?
Dungeons you can blast through without any foreknowledge. Easy.
Raids you need to know when to pop your big CDs, where to position boss, when to provoke, etc. Can be off-putting with how finicky everyone is about muh DPS muh FFLOG PARSE
>>149779064
at least you have it...
that's all that matters...
>>149778907
Oh my.
I don't know.
welcome home
>>149779289
Why...
>haven't played since before heavensward
>login requires one-time password
>don't have that shit anymore
>can't delete it because I can't remember the emergency removal password either
>open ticket
>"you will get a response within 48 hours"
>48 hours later and nothing
t-thanks squeenix
Looking for cute c@s to give full body oiled massages to. Must be comfortable with having your buttocks and feet rubbed thoroughly. Satisfaction sworn.
>>149779452
This is starting to get lancia tier
>>149779452
Please
>>149779452
Is this tincan's new thing?
>>149779613
He said cute cats. Not cats that look like they malnourished and are about to die.
>>149779323
This is paks
>>149779452
Everyone say "Thanks Harambe" to this post.
>>149779452
>>149779395
it's important to me
>>149779613
shrek no!!!
>>149779452
THANKS HARAMBE !
>>149779452
>an ogre obsessed with feet
Oh boy.
Your mistake was pandering to footfags...
>>149779842
Feet are extremely cute. And sensitive. And beautiful to the touch- especially when they're bare and oiled.
>>149780152
That Roe needs flushed.
>>149780152
>>149780152
i want harambe to tickle my feet
>>149780042
Meanwhile we will be creating a virus.
>>149780472
The footfags virus?
>>149779703
Oh hi, I'm Tatsuhira.
>>149780152
Thanks Harambe
>>149779323
thats too bad! I was looking forward to meeting you
And there's your name for the ebin of the week trying to force themself, lol
>>149780791
Stop being mean or I'll get Harambe to beat you up.
>>149780860
Do we really need two more erpfags though, dude?
>>149780860
*Tie you up
I'm only into subduing, not violence
>>149780769
Oh, really?
Where do we meet?
>>149781115
MORE
>>149781115
ummm xivg how do i get elk to be my gf ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zq6Va901ME
i want her to be mine after seeing elk modelling in this video .
>>149781180
>>149781129
You name the place and server
>>149781327
>>149781327
MORE MORE MORE
>>149779452
Whisper me, OliveOiled
>>149781327
god this is pretty hot
post more you sexy beast
>>149781383
Well I play on gilga..
Not sure where any cool spots are though.
>>149781327
more of your oiled roefeet
>>149781327
Imagine getting your feet tickled by this giantess beauty...
>>149781532
your butt is a pretty hot spot
>>149781532
you ant make an alt on that server right now im afraid
>Need one more armor so that the completion bonus will get me 30/30 on my sixth run
>1-50
>Clear as much as possible
>No armor
I'm so fucking mad.
I've never been this mad at this game before.
>ERP hour in full fucking blast
I'M STATUS: OUT
>>149781606
You first.
On the bed. Shoes off.
>>149781705
What a time to be awake.
>>149781515
>olive oiled
You fucked up, dude
>>149781616
Sure, sure. . .
>>149781625
Not sure what that means but I think that's a no
>>149782181
cant*
I play on a different server im afraid
nap time
I don't understand how anyone can enjoy memeing as WAR, it's only fun to play when you actually put mitigation first and do it right.
>>149781759
>>149782181
>>149781797
ugly. please no more ugly hour.
resume regularly scheduled miqo'te cutie posts.
Gaius was right.
Burn it all down to the ground.
>>149782480
just oogle over >>149782181 like I do
>>149781768
I wannabend this Miqote over a table and fuck its mouth senseless!
>>149782469
No complaints. If Tamtara was like the Alpha version we'd have two Thousand Maws of Totorak... and ain't nobody need that.
>>149781759
Christ almighty, you're making me vomit
stop erp
fucking heretics, I swear
>>149782480
>>149781768
This is the good seto
>>149782787
ugly. get back in the lake you died in.
>>149782787
Elk is always so perfect...
I want to kiss all of his characters' necks...
>>149782852
smd loser
>>149782889
stop...
What's a good, friendly server, Balmung is closed and I want to play now not at 4am.
>>149782950
>>149782950
Move whenever.
>>149782689
Those kinds of expansive dungeons would only work if it was open world. Nobody really has the patience to explore dungeons with how it's designed here since your objective is to reach the final boss and clear, unlike open world ones which you just grind and grind and explore every nook and cranny without a time limit of some sort.
>>149782787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0fy1HeJv80
>>149782181
But if you want we can make alts on a different server and talk
>>149782801
>>149782679
ENOUGH
>>149781606
>>149781518
>>149781467
Please stop same fagging yourself. Your character is shit and so is your taste.