/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

Hime is the best waifu.

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How many bar drinks have you tried irl that are in the game?
What's your favorite in game?
What's your favorite in reality?

>>149731798
i drink a lot of milk

>>149731798
I just like straight brandy or scotch, I don't really bother with mixed drinks

>>149731646
Marry me

t. Reica

>>149731798
All I've had irl is vodka

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twenty

>>149732030
the purple on the arms is very off-pallette
needs some shading on it or it looks like a magic wand job in photoshop gone wrong

>>149732030
FIVE
TWENTY FIVE
IF MAN IS STILL ALIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcUBI-YVRY8

>>149732136
IF WOMAN CAN SURVIVE
THEY MAY FIND

>>149732030
No clue why the vox helmets have glass in the back, not big enough to turn your head around in like a bowl helmet, not like they have eyes in the back of their heads

Also where do the quills go?

>>149732345
all station vox were scalped for trophies

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>>149732030
>vox mining suits
fuck off birbs

Please fuck my face.
t. Morena

>>149732612
sorry bb i'm no mouse

>>149731953
Maybe.

Talk to me more in game first

>>149732420
Haha, now to bastardize your work by making a vox version of this

>>149731798
>implying most of this server is old enough to drink

19th for Naomi is my waifu and I won't accept otherwise!

>>149733565
you're actually 20th

>>149733763
I don't care my message is still the same

>>149733512
>implying most people care about legal drinking age anyways

>>149732030
Will you be able to upgrade it with goliath hides like the regular suit?

>>149734712
it's fairly easy to do. he could just make it a child of the miner rig suit or add it to the check in the goliath plate code

>>149734924
Nice.

>>149733565
I'm okay with this

>>149732612
I'll fuck your face.
t. SJ

>>149735165
Great!

>>149732612
I'd rather fuck a woodchipper.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10842957/r

>>149737081

And ?

>>149737081
it's stupid that you think this strawpoll is even worth anything

>it's an Engineers and Atmos don't know what they are doing episode
>it's a Three Miners and No Materials episode
>it's a Hyper Extended episode

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I want to apologize for anyone and everyone who I took about 5x longer than I should've to treat in the medbay if at all since I'm coming back to this game as a whole after months

>be a cripple
>have the captain and warden beat me to death so I can be cloned
>enjoy my new legs

>tfw you spare your waifu but she still succs you heartlessly

Why even live?

Antonio the god killer

i honked hard

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>>149732106
eh

>>149732420
When is this getting added? I've seen people say nothing bad about it.

>been playing for 7 months
>probably logged 700 hours
>finally got a hang of nuke ops
feelsgoodman

>>149737540
She wanted you to be hers forever
Now you will always be part of her

>It is another "Antag busts into toxins and just fucks the place up wasting your time and effort" episode

STAY THE FUCK OUT OF TOXINS IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORK REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>He created some explosions
>The AI memes that my shitty mix saved the station
I could get easy 7devs with that setup you god damn stupid dumb AI, I should have just bombed your core.

>try playin CM
>get banned for shooting some guy after we won

I will never understand banning for end round shit

>>149732965
he isn't me but yes i will get around to this

>>149735751
>implying sj didn't find love and settle down

>>149737540
that was her thanking you.

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>knock out QM to succ
>someone walks in
>just make it look like i want to force drink them
>later think they're dead forgetting zombie powder stops their pulse and isn't just a meme stun
>somehow don't get lynched
>later finally kill him
>then try to succ an atmos tech
>SOMEONE WALKS IN
>tell them they wanted to be a burger
>they believe me
>borg walks in later on me succing a suicide
>ling bro tells borg to fuck off
>greentext
>mfw whole round

>>149737743
muh immershun

>>149737743

>Don't read the rules
>Get banned for not reading the rules and breaking them

Apparently this is to avoid clogging up attack logs, but wherever you agree or not doesn't mean you get to break the rules at your discretion

>>149732245 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WDRxtd-2dQ

reposting brilliant idea from last thread
looking for coders to adopt it as their own

being near someone vomiting has a chance to make you vomit as well
Just imagine the clown popping radium during a trial and starting a chain reaction

Vote!

www.strawpoll.me/10843748

>>149738127
Where's the "they're all shit" option

>>149738040
W H E N

>4 AIs and no borgs
>6 medical staff and no chems
>5 engineers and no power
What a shitty fucking round

who is your favorite bartender?
favorite chef?

>>149738785
My favorite bartender hasn't played in ages
My favorite chef hasn't played in ages either

>>149738785
Vox bartender.

Nobody cares about chefs.

>>149738595
>>149737490

I don't know how the other 5 didn't cover for my utter incompetence though.

>>149738785
Kayahi is legitimately an intelligent, polite, and fun guy to be around

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>>149737490

>>149738785
>favorite bartender
I forget his name but he was a grey who always did some sort of gimmick bar

>>149738907
You have it the other way around.

everyone looks naked to me

>>149739442
That's pretty hot desu

>>149739442

Update BYOND

>>149739502
I did, its on the latest version

>>149739561 Ask everyone what they're wearing before deciding to robust them.

What do you do as assistant?

What does it mean to greytide?

>>149739050
That was The "washing machine fucker" Eliminator16

>>149738127
Ive never seen half of that list as any sec job tho

>>149738127
>pick one
>i can't pick EVERYONE except the one I hate
it's the closest thing to a negative vote, fuck you

>>149738272
>>149740278
www.strawpoll.me/10843922

>>149731798
I tried making myself a gargle blaster. It was like a really shitty, sour scorpion bowl. I dumped it.

>>149740725
The gargle blaster should never be attempted.

>>149739929
You assist, sit around and do nothing, autism, hunt for antags, or just drink a lot.
Really, it's just the job for people who don't want to commit and have responsibilities like medical or science

Unless you mean what I do personally in which case I sit around in the bar and talk mad shit on everyone

Greytiding is being a nuisance by breaking things, stealing, going places you shouldn't, and generally making life difficult for others, especially sec.

Quick, claim your husbandos!

>>149739929
You are a nobody without a job, that wants it all like the megalomaniacal little devil you are.
Graytide is breaking into places because you want it all for the sake of wanting it all, just in case.
You care more about loot and equipment to make people fall over 90 degrees more efficiently than anyone else around you.
The station is your candy store, and you are a fat kid that wants all the goodies and eat everyone else's candy.

>>149741017
Probe please come back whatever it is I did I'm sorry ;_;

>>149739929
>What do you do as assistant?
Risk your life to raise your chances of not dying whenever your life is at risk.
>What does it mean to greytide?
When scarcity sets in. Assistants have to compete with among themselves for limited Insulated Gloves resources.

>>149741017
I claim fat albert, in the minuscule hope that he will return to us, one day

>>149737920
Yeah nah fuck you

>>149741017
I claim Intigracy, I really really really want to bounce on his fullmin cock.

>>149739972
oh
does that mean he's gone?

>>149739929
an assistant is a crew member with zero responsibilities and zero expectations placed on them
most of our assistants are bitter verteran players who don't give a fuck about doing jobs that serve the station any more

greytiding is a term in ss13 culture to describe lawbreaking non-antag assistants
they tresspass and steal, get caught, then yell 'SHITCURITY DINDU NUFFIN',

>yesterday at work
>talk with coworker
>go to toilet next door
>*fart
>you feel the stations structre shake around you
>it literally sounds like a genetecist-enhanced fart from ss13
>had no idea I could fart that loud

I mean I have the shits now and feel terrible, but that was kinda cool

>>149743637
Thas nasty

>>149743637
did you push your coworker down first

quills is CUTE

If anyone posts themselves giving a cum tribute to a picture of Yahir I will pay you real life money to your paypal.

>>149744313
Give a picture of yahir and i'll do it

>>149741017
I want sj to love me! I want the master of waifus to waifu me!

>>149744313
How much
Do you want it streamed or just a picture

>>149744560
How many waifus has he taken now?

>>149744647
Either/or.

5 bucks.

>>149744962
>5 bucks

Cmon pal, I've still got to jerk off here, physical labor should at least make it 10

>>149744939
Many, but now he has the only one that matters.

>>149741017
I'll never be a husbando, and I think I'm all right with this.

>>149745291
>getting paid 300 dollars an hour to jerk off

>>149745291
We both know you're going to jerk off anyway, might as well make a fiver while you do.

>>149745349
false equivalence
money and time have a high marginal utility

5 dollars for 5 minutes of work is much worse than 300 dollars for one hour of work

>>149745349
>300 dollars an hour
That's a fucking great stealth joke, anon

>>149744313
Can I see the picture of yahir first

>>149745313
who?

>>149745575 Sperm donors get $100 for (essentially) the same job.

>>149745670
If someone supplies this man with a picture of Yahir and posts their paypal, you will also recieve 5 dollars.

>>149745712
Kammerjunk.

>>149744313
>>149744364
I'm about to go jack off, hurry and post a picture so I can make some money from it before my semen just goes to waste.

I fucking hate this place
I don't even play the game anymore, and I don't shitpost, so why am I in this stupid general?

>>149745759
The sad part is this isn't even just a meme, it's real.

>>149745808
Memes and the occasional semi-porn pic?

Maybe it's nostalgia

>>149745759
kek are you meming me?

>>149745907
see >>149745856

Ranking system based on greentext or simply surviving W H E N

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>go back to main station to see whats up
>apparently the only ones alive were lings working together
>get lexormemed on and antags use the shard i dropped

GONTRAN WITNESS ME

VIROLOGY STRONK

>>149745808
The impossible fantasy that this place stopped being shit.

>>149745808
because you don't have a hobby and are killing time on the interwebz?

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>>149746042
>lexormemed on

>>149746129
I do have a hobby, several, in fact, but mentioning them would give away who I am

>>149746215
>caring
Is one of your hobbies being autistic?

>>149746270
Close enough, honestly

>>149746331
I doubt you're whoever that annoying admin with the mineral shitposting is.

>>149746410
>elim
>annoying
Elim is bro-tier as fuck, he was honestly one of the best admins we ever had

CUM

>>149746623
stop

Since nobody has posted a picture of Yahir, post a picture of your waifu and I'll cum on it, I'll even do it for free.

>>149746559
Yeah he was annoying as hell with his weird fetish and shitposting about it.

Wait, why the past tense?

>>149746623
>tfw daddy gives you cummies

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>>149746673

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ZALIKA and NAOMI my security waifu traps!

I heard there was a discord, gimme the link please

>>149746731
Do you really want me to cum on this picture of pancakes?

>>149746709
>weird fetish
What fetish, the man just liked rocks and wanted to share pretty pictures of rocks
Also, he hasn't been around for a long time, I don't know what happened to him
You clearly didn't play when he was really active, his adminbus and events were always top quality except that one time

>>149746810
I don't NOT want you to cum on that picture of pancakes

>>149746824
>tfw you will never touch elim's rocks
why live

https://discord.gg/jSXFx

Alright guys, join us on discord!

>>149746731
THICC

>>149746962
>he never posted a picture of his mineral collection
What a shame, I bet he had some cool stuff

>>149746824
I was actually part of one of his events when he tried enacting abductors.
Regardless the fact that he shitposted like that and that it was extremely disturbing remains.

And admins are never truly gone unless they make a post on the forums asking to leave.
It's kind of dumb actually.

>>149747096
>extremely disturbing
He wasn't being serious, he wasn't sexually attracted to rocks
What are you, some kind of pussy? Even if he DID get his rocks off on them would it really bother you?
You know what website you're on, right?
That was just his sense of humor

In fact, if you've ever seen "angry mineral bro" on /v/, that's him

>>149747248
Yep, his shitposting was annoying and I deeply disliked it. We already went through this.
Plenty of things bother me, like anyone else, but those aren't exactly the topic of our discussion.

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>>149747459
Quick, everyone, post minerals to trigger this guy

>>149747576
Won't work, you'll never be elim, anon.

Microcline is great.

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>>149747576

i'm glad we don't have tableclimbing

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>>149747807
And I could swear, in that moment, we were all elim

Did it die

I just want to get drunk and forget that I'm alive

>>149747990
table climbing is such a meme
I want to keep my windoors open damnit

I want Reica to tenderly nurse me to health!

>getting memed to death by ruptured lung as wizard with no one to surgery you

Worst thing ever, wizards really need a healing spell to avoid this kind of shit.

>>149749112
>capable of insta-crits, turning invisible, moving through walls, stopping time, summoning guns so your enemies kill each other while you just watch. and summoning even more over powered assholes
>in need of a buff

>>149749112
>Wear internals
>Lungs don't pop
??? ???

>>149749259
Mutate needs nerfed or we cant buff wizard at all.

Oh lord, i'm sorry Peter.

>>149749281
This.
You're going to be hiding in an o2 locker half the round anyways, just get an emergency o2 tank and breath mask from in there.

>>149749259
>still gets memed on by a strike of lag and a single laser gun

oh wee oh wew lad

>>149749281
>wearing internals, space suit with mags to check on toxins mate who blew up
> cant wear oxy tank on suit
>oxy tank in hand
> forget to use magboots
>get ZASed,hit my head not that bad and drop oxy tank
> lungs ruptured whole round and trying to survive on pills and scavenging

>>149749421
Which differs from any other humanish antag how, precisely.

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>>149739929
You run around looking for trouble or otherwise fuck around. You cross the line into greytiding when it starts to seriously inconvenience or hurt people.

If you own up to it and face the consequences without singing negro spirituals or trying to break out most people will look the other way.

>>149750873
All Assistants become Admins in the end if they toe the line well enough, so it's ok if you get banned a few times.

Ded serb?

SERB.

At least it's not just me this time.

Does ss13 porn exist?

>>>149751812 not checking the OP
http://ss13.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=lewd

>>149752078
>tfw you will never have porn of your waifu

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>>149739929

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>>149751812
>>149752078
>tfw I uploaded half the lewd on the booru

You're welcome.

>>149752607
Fuck you

>>149752607
What happened to all the Angelite pictures?

Everytime I join the server it crashes :(

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>>149752724

Can someone tell me what lifeworld is and how do i join it? I heard its basically ss13

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>>149752886
>mlp
>joji
>romanes

>it's a traitors plasma flood, singuloose and bomb the entire station round
How is that even fun

ill get you next time mr america

>>149752902
Kill yourself.

>>149752902
Lifeweb.
It's a rape and child molestation simulator.

i had ling disabled for so long i forgot how good the succ feels

>>149752886
hi morena

>>149753172
If you use deathsting to meme kill everyone, there is this unspoken rule where you must commit seppuku at the end of the round.

>>149753149
how does one play on it

>>149753232
thanks for the heads up

Remember, if you're in plasma gas and your clothes get a biohazard overlay
TAKE THEM THE FUCK OFF OR YOU'LL TAKE TOXIN DAMAGE

>>149753131
ith phun 4 me :V
remember to play a meme animal like me and get nice and pozzed up for pride

>>149753339
Isn't it kinda obvious?
BIG FUCKING RADIOACTIVE SIGN OVER CLOTHES.
mmmmmm what could it mean? and why do i feel bad and vomit? maybe it is contaminated?
naaaaaaaaah

>>149753339
>>149753472
so salty

>>149753131
It'd be great if the same thing hadn't be done three times already in the last few hours.

>>149742294
http://www.strawpoll.me/10840937

>>149731798
Beer, Sake, Vodka, Kahula, Wine, Allies Cocktail, Arnold Palmer, B-52, Bahama Mama, Pina Colada, Black Russian, Bloody Mary, Bravew Bll, Classic Martini, Cuba Libre, Gin Tonic, Gin Fizz, Goldschlager, Grog, Irish Car Bomb/Coffee/Cream, Lemonade, Long Island Iced Tea, Margarita, Mead, Screwdriver, Teqila Sunrise, Whiskey Cola/Soda, White Russian.

Favourite in game: Neurotoxin for various "fun" uses.
Favorite IRL: Gin Tonic.

>>149753131
Traitors whole job is to make the round unfun for everyone else.
And guess what, if you communicate shady behavior to sec instead of going lone wolf, those things would happen less frequently.

>>149755070
>Traitors whole job is to make the round unfun for everyone else.
You can kill people without being an uninteresting dick. There's nothing interesting about releasing the singulo or setting off bombs, we've all seen it a hundred times before. And your job is to make the round interesting, not "unfun" for everybody else. You're just an asshole.
>And guess what, if you communicate shady behavior to sec instead of going lone wolf, those things would happen less frequently.
All those assumptions.

>people who act like they're hot shit after having the silicons do all their work for them
Truly reprehensible.

>>149756497
I am hot shit.

t. FAWN

>>149756554
You are fat.

t. Pingy

>>149756497
don't worry, you can be hot shit too if you were one of the bastards caught in R&D

Yahir did really well that round

>>149756497
Oh no, I wasn't acting like I was hot shit.
I wanted to give everyone something to fight for their lives against.
The silicons sure enjoyed themselves at least!

>>149756619
t. Yahir

>>149756554
Molten hot diarrhea for sure

>>149756580
thick milfs

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>Get teleported into a locked room with 3 others and beaten to death by a murder bot.
>"lol I just wanted to give you a challange :3"

Go eat a dick Yahir

>>149755549
Dunno man, whenever I was sec or secborg I usually got my valids before they could do much harm to the station.
Also how do you kill people interestingly? Are you suggesting murderboning or Ai subversion are more interesting?

>>149756554
You aren't.

t. Elaw

>>149756630
>>149756554
>>149756580
In the future, I would suggest starting small with borgs beating people instead of plasmaflood out the gate... work your way up to flooding after shocking doors, draining O2, etc.

Gives the carbons a chance.

>>149756554
you're evil

t. cal

>>149756647
Do you happen to like thick milf borgs probing you?

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>>149756698
try to not get mad about antags antagging, there isnt much point to it.

>>149756698
Turn off your suit sensors the moment the AI is confirmed rogue. I fucked up by still having my SPS on me.

>>149756769
I only flooded the guy in toxins. He was asking for it. The plasma spread for some stupid ungodly shitcode reason.

Antag Shame tier list

kill yourself tier
>making an RPD/RCD at an autolathe then acting like a normal crewmember
>recalling the shuttle more than 2 times

reasonably shameful tier
>subverting borgs and having them cleanse the crew while you hide
>betraying other traitors
>using any chloral whatsoever
>singuloosing with a beacon at north solars, which destroys both comms consoles and delays round end

slightly shameful but mostly funny tier
>destroying someone's autism project
>bombing the bar/medbay
>needlessly killing your peaceful neighborhood clown

>>149757026
Maximum Shameful: Emagging a borg and not protecting it

post trader antag ideas

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WHEN
H
E
N

>>149757894
Oh yeah.
This sprite was a thing.

>>149757894
Is the fiery bit animated? Floating pixels will look strange. If it is, I'll code it.

>>149758229
>Is the fiery bit animated?
Yes,when the lights are on. It looks neat as hell!
http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=80225514181703090988

>>149758435
Neat. I'll try something with it tomorrow.

Yred best admin please headmin him already. Thanks.

>captain goes full valids
Cant blame him during rev really. At least I know I can still make bombs.

Suit sensors don't save lives, but they will save your corpse.

KILL ALL WIAFUS

>>149758804
Unless it's malf.

>>149753226
why did you think that was me? the one music tab? please, too many 4chan threads open, I only come here.

dead

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=2698

bread

The priest is cute, handing out pictures of her god!

>>149762964
ick muhfuggah

>>149745856
Yeah, Kammerjunk hasn't denied it, if you bring it up in deadchat, he boots you from the game.

>>149686621
There is but you don't know cause you're a baddie. Step up your robustness fampai

>>149715865
Read the mech ui and view stats shit then you can make it so instead of giving the "pilot" slot the view stats mechui you give the guy in the pAI slow the pAI view stats. Then just run a check where when you change shit it updates the other and plays a pAI has did [thing] message

>>149716953
>Take stims
>Puke to cause a chain puke
>Everyone else is helpless
>*meme my compressed fireaxe out
>9 in crit before anyone can even move
No thanks.

>>149737743
>don't read rules
>get banned when you break the rules
>cry 'WAAAAA WHY ISNT EVERYTHING /vg/ FUK RP' when you get banned

Fuck off retard.

>>149737743
The rules were pretty blatant that post-end griff is unacceptable. I presume half because they're med rp and half because they and their code are such backwards savages that they have no idea log wise when the round actually ended.

>>149738937
Because the other 5 were just like you.

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>try to strip a patient's belongings after cloning him
>he fucking explodes because he was gambling on postmortem valids
Holy fuck, I wasn't expecting a fucking grenade to be in the nigger's pockets, goddamn

>>149762964
> nonantag killing is cute
:^)

>take the priest's helm off and beat her with it
I found that really amusing.

>Eric Peters says, "Snackbar"
Good round lads. Happy to finally see somebody use bombs for mining.
Also fuck you mouse, I tried to enlighten you.

>>149766298
Oh, ta was before that. I was the paramedic who battered her with her helmet in the shuttle in reprisal.

>Try to save Runtime and Ian
>Traitor eats them.

:(

At least I escaped with a copy of the Lusty Xenomorph Maid and the CMO's stamp.

>>149766384
nah, she actually killed me as nonantag
> someone antagonizes your religion
> you could use your taser to force someone to see pictures of your god 24/7
> nah man fuck that just laser the fucker
at least i made a plasmadoc walk without a hardsuit without burning

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>pick brain damaged chaplin start
>make the lord of my religion Sonic
>Captain steals my book during a sermon and farts on it
>take his ID and go around the ship sharing the wisdom of god
>share a picture of my god with everyone
>bless people and their machines
>kill the blasphemer Coolio
Good round

>>149766298
I only killed coolio and it was at the very end of the round

>>149766490
Sonic is not a merciful god, life is a gift from him to you, do not take it for granted

>>149766378
I need to start doing that as a miner. It will be fun to see how many times people actually give me bombs, and how many times they blow me up.

>>149766494
>>149766656
i dont ahelp this kind of shit but try not to laser someone to death over a non escalated fight, because next time you'll do it to someone who will and that's baneable for shitery mang

GOD BLESS LACY

>it's a lowpop wizard round where the wizard gets the spare and robs the armory

Should've just stunned her with a taser, why do I make stupid mistakes

plasmas are cute
C U T E

>>149767556
I didn't rob the armory, I hid the armory, honk. No guns for you mister validhunter.

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>manage to get two keloderms in me before the wizard comes back
>lightninged into crit
>they don't finish me off
>mfw staring at the edges of my screen and waiting to see if I get back up

>>149767614
Yeah I know, I bet they were in that locked locker too.

>stopping a murderboning wizard on lowpop as the only sec is validhunting

I mean I guess

I should have been able to take care of you, even without guns, is what bothers me. Just fuck my shit up

>>149766494
Coolio is actually a nice lad, don't bully Coolio

>tfw Lacy will never disarm, juke and laser you to death as a wizard

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>>149766271
>Ever stripping
Make them do it themselves

>>149766378
>>149766680
It's pretty good, have the admins lift bombcap for an even better time. Secrets verg, toggle bombcap until it says 32/64/128. You can shred the roid by 12:15 if you hurry.

>>149767716
Coolio is an alright dude

>>149767867
I want to do this so bad. I want to set off all the bombs at once and see if I can destroy the asteroid and crash the server at the same time.

>>149767716
>>149767869
Yeah, but he called Sonic shit

>>149767930
Sonic is shit

I want Lisa Tovir to sleep with me!

>>149767930
Make his hair blue and edgy, break his legs and but him in a wheelchair, anything is more entertaining than straight up lasering a man to death.

>>149767867
I think the worst part about that is scooping the minerals up, short of the little robot nothing really sucks them up in a satisfactory manner, shame the ore box doesn't collect on drag.
Even some sort of research-locked solution is better than nothing.

>>149768013
The shuttle was about to arrive, I had no time

>>149768012
>tfw Sandy_Sand is a dude
;_; fantasies ruined

>>149767923
It wont crash but you get some solid chug.If you favor power over speed you can crap out some mid-20's for better clearance. You can get a good 90% of the roid that way.

>>149768131
Most people are dudes, my dude.

>>149737920
>CM is too stupid to have it so it doesn't log useless shit after round end
>make a bullshit rule for it instead

CM is fully made up of retards

>>149768360
>makes a bullshit rule

Anon, you realize more or less every RP server bans ebin end round griff, right?

If you don't like it, don't play there. Some people don't like the idea that their characters were unceremoniously slaughtered 4noraisin because some memer didn't get in enough clicking during the round.

how do i make biomass?

>>149769073
Put meat slabs in the cloner.
You can make meat from mixing clonex and blood together in a container like a beaker or something.
You could also set up a meat hook and kill a monkey for a single clone if there's an emergency or something.

>>149766271
I don't strip scientists without a little apprehension for that reason

>>149769181
Make 90u of clonex, put it in an IV drip set to succ then hook that up to a monkeyman

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post flavor text you've seen

>>149769342
>5'4
>"standing out in a crowd"
When will they learn?

>>149769342
>i'm not a changeling guys I swear

>she has huge tits

>oh god he has no face oh god oh god oh god

Those are the only ones I remember.

>>149768212
>mid-20s
desiretoknowmore.jpg
I'm stuck at mid-10's. Whats the secret? 3030 in the hot tank? Perfect O2/Plasma ratio? Or do you use more gasses than o2 and plasma?

>>149769413
Read it again, she's floating 5'4" in the air! That shit would stand out in any crowd.

>>149769342
>deep blue floodeyes of eyes

What did she mean by this?

>>149769503
>tfw no levitating waifu with floodeyes of eyes

>>149769475
I have a whole guide on how to make a 21 dev if I ever want to make a 21 dev

>>149769475
Take notes and keep experimenting.

>>149769651
Don't spoil him, if you give him preconceptions you're gonna get him in the same rut the rest of us good bomb makers are in.

>>149769342
How does one set their flavor text?

>>149769710
>us good bomb makers
get the fuck out with your bullshit

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>>149769342

>>149769710
I wasn't going to, I actually have 2 ways to make big bombs, and I don't know which one works best, but you sure as hell won't figure it out without fucking around for a lot of rounds

>>149769736
setup character>general settings>flavor text: set
Don't actually do it, people will shit on you for it.

>>149769801
Holy tenses batman.

Also "the man usually walks with a smile that looks like a mask most of the times" is probably the worst part.

>>149769891
>>149769736
Do it. Don't let other people dictate your space experience for you, if you want to RP, by all means, RP.

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What the fuck is this shit

>>149769994
Just don't give yourself floodeyes of eyes.

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>>149769342

>>149769342
>>149769521
>>149770236
Seriously though what the fuck does it mean

>>149770329
He most likely meant to say "deep blue floodlights for eyes"

>>149770431
Possibly floodgates, alternatively.

>>149770253
>VC disco hoodie
what is this?

>>149769710
bombnigger go away

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>>149769342
not as cringey as the others

>>149770796
what server is what i meant

>>149771197
Oh, I didn't realise, sorry

>>149769751
>>149770965
You start ramming diminishing returns with your face and you're constantly tripping over bad habits you picked up getting as far as you did. It's essentially being root bound but with your research instead of your plant pot. Putting yourself in the same box I'm in on top of the laziness that came from not having to actually think and scrap your way to it helps nobody. You need to scrap your way up and through that innovate or you're stuck in your mentors shadow.

I thought flavour text was supposed to be a short descriptor a la item examine text, not an autobiography?

>>149771581
That's some nerd shit.
Tell us how to make bombs or i'm gonna kick your ass and take your lunch money, dweeb.

>>149771594
/vg/ flavour text is a meme

roleplaying servers give you paragraphs if you're examining players

>>149771594
flavour text describes your character, /vg/ is just meme tier shit or subtle one lines from roleplayers.

>>149771936
>subtle
i think the word you wanna use is brief

>>149771706
>roleplaying servers give you paragraphs if you're examining players
That's the thing, I think some of them are cheatsheets for RP.
>my character will behave like this
Which takes away the interaction of meeting new people.

I haven't been in this thread long enough to know how you folks use them.

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Angel race when

>>149772043
I like a bit of roleplay and all of my character information is stored in their medical and employment notes which you can set in the character creator

Once in a blue moon somebody will read it, especially if it's medical notes

>>149772217
I did Harley Quinns med and sec notes, but then someone lost all the character info and i never bothered to redo them. RIP

>>149769342
"what a bitch"

post that picture
you know the one

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>>149772689
i got u senpai

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>>149772384

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>>149772689
Catgirl roundstart race when?

>>149772895
This is painful to look at, please stop

Post medical/security records you've seen

i don't have any pictures of ones i've seen though

>>149773145
But almost nobody sees them
And almost nobod writes them

>>149773145
I don't want to post my own and I don't screencap them, but I read others if I see them

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>>149772689

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>tfw making a newscaster channel with the door wires
Just the right amount of nobody cares

>>149773590
It'd be useful for me

>>149773686
Check the newscasters sometime then, noone does

did someone say alice conrad shitposts

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>>149772689

>>149774075
I knew this was going to happen. I shouldn't have said anything. Please stop, Doobie.

>>149774175
not even him my friend

>>149774175
not even me

>>149774175
You have no power over this side of the UK

>>149774202
>>149774432
>>149774524
Turns out it was Sawbones. Not so mature, eh friend? Deadmin when?

>>149774075
So literal shit posting?

>>149774590
i am not sawbones

>>149774590
'not even me' was me not sawbones

>>149771695
Oh no! Please, don't take my Iron coins! How will I live without my 4noraisins and bustanuts???

>Sleeptoxin Julia and drag her to Ghetto Theatre
>Read out her crimes of adultery as all the people she's slept with [Patrick, Sergay, Reica)
>Play Komm Susser Todd on the piano and twist the lyrics to fit her
>Execute her with a revolver as mad world plays on the piano.
>See the geneticist morphed as Julia
>Shoot their head off and space it
>Hide back in Ghetto theatre
>Set up flares on the corners and put the real folk blues to play on repeat
>PDA the captain my location
>Security pours in and I go down fighting
>Last words are "bang.."

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nftxDrStny8

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that was a great bar

>>149776791
>Reica
All I did was suck her off in the bar twice

>>149776791
Good news: that wasn't julia you fucking retard, it was a new player with her UI/UE

>tfw tempted to write some kind of guide for security detailing how to deal with every antag and situation but at the same time don't want to reveal some of my secrets or let people know how to do better as antags

what do

>>149776791
If you placed that banana there on purpose that was some next level shit

>>149775612
relax lad, i make it rain coins for days!

>>149776934
>Implying I didn't know that

Was muh roleplays

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guys what if
WHAT IF
librarians can read arcane tomes without being cult because it's retarded needing a traitor item for an item only useful in another game mode
also they should be able to learn spells because they're nerds

>>149776981
send it to me

>>149777041
still, it was pretty rude to the guy
he was learning genetics one second and then BAM thrown right into waifu wars

>>149777091
still the same problem 2bh

>>149777217
don't worry i don't even play the game anymore

>>149777084
You still have an emag afterwards so its hardly a waste of telecrystals, and the tomes can throw security off. Librarian doesn't need to be the omniantag. However a traitor book that makes you read the contents aloud would be fun, WGW valids for all

>>149757704
Tell the Captain that DAT FUKKEN DISK leaving with you works like it leaving on the shuttle.

>>149777615
I want a traitor book that gives you brain damage the longer you read it. Doujin will be the death of many.

anyone know why i couldnt attach a taser gun to my ED-209?

>>149774163
I'd love to know what happened next.

>>149778693
did you follow all the steps?
if then you didnt, do it again