/meg/ - Mass Effect General

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>>149680267
Sheploo Best Waifu

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>>149680460
Miranda best wiffle

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>>149680681
Jack best anything she fucking feels like.

>>149681310
Femshep Best Waifu

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>>149681568
Seeing as how I have a split personality disorder, now, you understand I have to disagree.

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Can we post Yvonnes?

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>>149681710
Tali worst waifu

>>149680267

Was actually going to check to see if anyone's made a new thread and make one if no one else had.
I see Ossed stepped up to the plate.

>>149682205

I still dislike that haircut.

>>149681568
>http://i.imgur.com/wjn8M5w.jpg
jesus, I nearly died from an erotic overload, be careful with this stuff

>>149682329
That was me, not my split personality, so I have to agree. Also, we need to spread out our pics or we'll hit image limit.

>>149682509
>I still dislike that haircut.
It's a bun. It has the benefit of revealing things like the neck and cheeks, but it is a terrible hairdo indeed.

>>>/v/346304970
/meg/ do you think Felicia Day will grace us with her presence in the new Mass Effect? Her role in DA2 was severely under appreciated.

>>149682624
>erotic overload
Shit. Can't post reaction image. Have to think of image limit.

>>149683028
>Have to think of image limit.
there were only 5 posted, the limit is 250.... are you on drugs?

>>149682624
>>149683028
https://i.imgur.com/rMC6amT.jpg

>>149680267
>Collectors Edition

>>149682667

I love buns, but that's a pretty shitty one.

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>>149683150
The ratio of posts to image posts is terrible so far. If we go on at this rate, we'll reach image limit half way through the thread.

>>149683165
>multiple futa femsheps with a foot fetish
Welp, I tried.

>>149683330
Diju raik it?

>>149683028
>Felicia Day will grace us with her presence in the new Mass Effect

I'm good without it, thanks.

>>149683539
well good thing you posted an image then.

>>149683534
Too much volume, not a good enough shape. Better than Leiah's, though.

>>149683676
Can you honestly look at >>>/v/346306479 and say that with a straight face? Tsk tsk tsk.

>>149683723
>Welp, I tried.
My hand was forced

>>149684120
>Better than Leiah's, though.

Who? Princess Leia?

>>149684252
Yeah. Those buns were atrocious.

Requesting ideas for dinner.

Also, what did you think of thread theme?

>>149685010
Spaghetti Carbonara

Oh, PES 2017 trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XMVoAp-6I8

I thought Konami was only going to make Pachinko from now on?

>>149684120
Personally, I hate everything she has ever published/created/performed. Every. Single. Thing.

>>149685218
Alex, meg is not for a wholesome lady like you, I told you a hundred times.

Haven't had carbonara since before my health problem. Done.

>>149685579
Wow, harsh! She was pretty nice in New Vegas. I didn't even know it was her, until much after I finished the game.

>>149682329
That's a cute Tali. I like the reflective irises.

>>149686216
Who is the face model? Reminds me of Marie Avgeropoulos.

>>149685875
No idea who Alex is but you can call me whatever you want, love

>>149685579
Even her sex tape?

>>149686703
It's a joke. Alex is an ex of mine.

>>149683028
>Felicia Day
You mean shitty and ugly Karen Gillian?

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>>149686703
>Even her sex tape?
I need a source to form an opinion.

>>149688546
Well ... never thought of her like that, but since you put it that way.

>>149689269
I don't.

Can't do it, meg. Heading to bed.

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Guess I'll have to start bumping.

I found a hilarious Twitter account today. It's basically /pol/'s stereotypical version of Jews. To the T. Every single tweet is about the demographic in the US, and how the evil whitey will eventually cease to exist. Even posted pictures of interracial couples (obviously with a black man).

>>149693427
>Every single tweet is about the demographic in the US, and how the evil whitey will eventually cease to exist
This is true though. The percentage of the native, white population in Western countries is steadily decreasing year after year.

>>149693462
If only FemShep looked anything like this in the games. I really don't understand how they managed to fuck up her ingame model that much, it's not even slightly similar to any of the artwork.

>>149694103

What is this, and why did you post it?

>>149694076

It wasn't so much that is was decreasing, he advocated the decrease. I still don't know if it was satirical or not. He also commented and retweeted every tweet made by Hillary.

>>149695423
>He also commented and retweeted every tweet made by Hillary
Creepy. I didn't know there were actual real life people who liked Hillary.

>>149695268
I guess it's supposed to be Jack? Or someone from Auschwitz. One or the other.

>>149695612
>someone from Auschwitz.
I wonder if she was on the soccer team or part of the band?

>>149693427
come on man, what's the adress? I desperately need a laugh right now.

>>149695612

Looks like a punk girl from the -80s or -90s.

>>149698001

His name's Hershal Lieberman. Or Herschal, maybe.

>>149699249
>(((Herschel Lieberman)))
Yeah, just a /pol/ parody account who's using pictures of an actual rabbi Ephraim Mirvis

once I've met a russian girl, she was a former junkie who looked like jack(ME2 jack) minus tattoos

>>149701235

Thought so. It was too perfect.

Qt femquars?

>>149703325

I prefer qute human women.

>>149703416
what about BT sults ?

>>149680681
Why did you have to leave her childless, bioware!

>>149680681
your're mom best wiffle

>>149705034
so you can make love to her without putting your friend in an astronaut suit

>>149707536
>Not wanting to breed Miranda
Mate...

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>>149682205
YES WE CAN

So I want to replay the Mass Effect trilogy, but change it up a bit. I've got the trilogy on the Xbox, but it's scattered all over the place.

If I wanted to get the complete package on PS3, what should I go for the Trilogy Collection or buying each separately? The trilogy is the only real, fair price, but I don't think it comes with any DLC, and those are still crazy expensive. I could spring for each game separately, ME2 has an ultimate edition that's not priced too badly, but 3 lacks the same bundle. What should I do /meg/?

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>>149715978
Lewd.

>>149715939
>I've got the trilogy on the Xbox, but it's scattered all over the place.

You mean three physical copies?
I'd go with the trilogy pack. What does the ME2 Ultimate Edition contain?

Goodness, MEG.
Have you seen the new Star Trek, yet? I really liked it. I didn't like the new Star Wars, so getting a sci-fi movie I DID enjoy was nice.

>>149721897
Not yet, no. Need to re-watch the other 2 rebooted Star Trek movies first anyway.

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>>149682329
tfw no real woman will be close

>>149719196
I've got ME digitally on my Xbox 360 and thus my Xbox One. I would have to hunt for ME2, possibly even buy a new disk. I have ME3 with me, physical. The only thing is my 360 disk reader is wonky, and my disks may not be in the best of condition due to multiple moves. But I do have all the DLC for everything except 3, never bought Citadel or Omega.

The PS3 Ultimate Edition of ME2 contains ALL the DLC, including the pre release stuff like Terminus Armour and Recon Hood, which is also available standalone via an 8 USD dlc bundle. I don't know why but I'm really wanting to try ME on the PS3.

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femshep a CUTE

>>149728279
not true

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Last post before bed. Good night, MEG.

>>149737376
night

sleeeeeeeeep

>>149739425
>>149739813
Good morning.

>>149740906
good morning OCD

>>149741875
Off to work, anon. Have a good day.

>>149742653
bah

>>149742653
y-you too

>>149747319
surrenda hughmon
HROJ HROJ HROJ HROJ

>>149747319
hejemonie STRONK

Will the new game allow me to go full retard Great Crusade on galaxy full of xenos filth?

>>149751441
likely not

http://i.imgur.com/WI4sTHG.jpg

>>149764284
Whoever made that should kill herself.

>>149764513
>x_name_was_probably_taken_already_x

>>149747319
STRONK!

>>149767475
rip

>>149767475
>quarian chick enjoying how the waves flow over her body.
>She stretches and rolls around in the shallows, the sun warming her skin.
>Helmet display flashes, time to get back in the suit.
>Dons the suit, feels it tighten around her.
>There's an itch between her buttcheeks.
>Sand in various places.
>Then notices a tingling all over her body. A tingling that quickly turns into pain.
>Sunburn lotion fills her suit, each step she takes makes an audible squelch.

>>149768847
I imagine quarians' suits can fill or partially fill themselves with several kinds of helpful fluid, I wonder though if they have any particular means of expunging tiny objects or small irritants such as grains of sand beyond flushing with liquid.

>>149771242
never thought about it

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you're waifu greets each new day as a new fresh adventure?

>>149773328
what a retard

>>149773328
Looks like an obnoxious

>>149773520
cunt. An obnoxious cunt.

>>149773328
wouldsqueezemilkbags/10

And we're back!

>>149775969
Was it a productive day? Or at least productive for the low standards of your country.

>>149767475
Why is she still wearing the mask?

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>>149681310
agreed.

>>149776117
she can't tempt the unwary with it off.

>>149773328
women like this make me angry

>>149747319
>iridescent armour

Pfft, what a bunch of fags.

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>>149773328

Sure. Having breakfast with waifu?

>>149744572
Sheep are not allowed on 4chan.

>>149756491
Yes!

>>149776117
Productive? Always. Eventful? Not so much.

>>149777738
Damn right we are.

>>149779194
>Sheep are not allowed on 4chan.
This is blatant sheepscrimination.

>>149779417
That's terrible. Even for my puns.

>>149771242
I would assume it depends on the quality of the suit. Some might not do anything at all. Slightly better suits might encase the offending object in a layer of rubber until it can be removed. Like a pearl, except squishy. And the most expensive ones might be covered with tiny polyps on the inside, that slowly grab and take the object to a miniature airlock located somewhere.

>>149779194
>Sheep are not allowed on 4chan.

actually, only robots and children are forbidden

https://my.mixtape.moe/rklvth.webm

>>149787052
That Jack is really good. Sounds as close to Courtenay as you could ask.

>>149787652
>>149787052
Yet Liara sounds awful

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>>149787918
Sounds generic, true. You could have put a porno voice over and it'd be about as good. But dat Jack ...

>>149787052
Is it out yet?

>>149791335
September

>>149787052
It sounds like Marge Simpson

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>this DLC: Citadel dialogue

>>149795216
>choose Renegade to be a giant dick to everyone
they really screwed it up

>>149795216
man, crystal pepsi tasted so great

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>>149787052
nice

>>149795342
Tooquirky4me

It's like NCIS: The Citadel

>>149795859
And still best part of 3

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>>149796006
>a clone threatens to kill everyone and steal the Normandy
>shepherd is concerned he doesn't sound cool enough
>Traynor doing her best PeNgUiN oF dOoM

The only good part is Wrex. He's not that different from non-Citadel DLC Wrex and playing a Charging-Shotgunning Vanguard it's cool to see him doing the same stuff.

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>>149797147
>He messed with my hamster guys. Now it's personal!

>>149797147
>The only good part is Wrex.
But dead members can't appear

>>149793256
No ... say it ain't so!

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anyone else having trouble getting this to run on windows 10?

>>149801143
Run as administrator

>>149801287
doesnt work

>>149801475
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=5555 apparently it's related to this. Try reinstalling.

>>149801719
figured it out, it was because windows 10 didnt come with dll files the game wanted. thanks anyway

>>149795216
>>149797147
>>149797857
missed you

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After spending nearly 3 days modding ME2 with ALOT and SweetFX I have to say, the result is surprisingly satisfying, it really makes the game look more up to date and with a bit of tweaking even runs better than MEUITM for ME1. You really should check it out if you plan on replaying the triology.

>/meg/ is its own general again

huh

>>149807885
what?

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>page 10

Not sure whether f I should masturbate to ME waifus or watch the AMA with the God Emperor.

Anyone got any good smut to convince me one way or the other?

>>149814936
>or watch the AMA with the God Emperor.

explain as if I didn't know what "AMA" means and who the God Emperor is, besides the WH40K one

>>149815286
Trump AMA on kekkit.com

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>>149815286
Trump answering people's questions on Leddit

>>149815757
oh god that sounds awful

>>149814936
>Not doing both at the same time
http://67.media.tumblr.com/8caba1a17c5a5c4ccce071d42650d58e/tumblr_oawfrzEGtX1uqe1zqo1_1280.png

>>149817036
Endlessly entertaining you mean?

>>149815596
>>149815757
on reddit of all places...
imagine how hilarious it had been if he would have done it here on /pol/ instead

>>149817271
He's doing it on the trump fanboy subreddit, which is pretty much /pol/.

Asked him how he'd go about finding alien life, preferably the sexy kind.

>>149817197
>http://67.media.tumblr.com/8caba1a17c5a5c4ccce071d42650d58e/tumblr_oawfrzEGtX1uqe1zqo1_1280.png

would throat/10

So is there any point to the Citadel: Party, or is it just fanservice? Are there positive goals I should look for, or is it just a bunch of meaningless dialogue?

Why is Tali's voice actor not in anything else notable? Her performance in the third game was unexpectedly god tier, especially in Tali's big emotional scenes on Rannoch and Earth.

>>149821239

It's all just fanservice. People who are into that sort of stuff seem to like it. There's also party with memes galore with all of your squadmates.

>>149821239
Fanservice. Other than getting a +70 war asset bonus at the end.

>>149821782
No one cares who she is if she doesn't put on the mask

>>149821782
>drunk scene sounds forced as fuck
>sing-along-mode
>god tier
take off the waifu goggles

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>story on HF where a married Tali is basically a housewife on Rannoch that gets the occasional job to fix things, while her husband (Sheploo) goes around Spectre-ing around
>gets dicked by an old quarian friend
>a comment on the story about how they should nuke Rannoch

Lel. Reminds me of the ridiculous idiot getting legitimately upset about the story where Liara sluts it up good after using a prothean device to corrupt the female squadmates.
Is it autism?

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>>149823337
this one too

>>149823337
>Liara sluts it up good after using a prothean device to corrupt the female squadmates
That was a great story though. Always makes me sad when I look at it and see it's still not updated and I'm out of corruption stories to read. Almost makes me want to write something myself, but then I remember that I can't write for shit.

True suffering all around.

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>>149823727
>and I'm out of corruption stories to read

unexpected laugh

>>149823727

I know, it was really awesome. TheRedDakker hasn't updated anything since a year back, or something, too.
He was a great writer, too.

>>149825542
equally bad are writers who abandon a story to start another one or promise to finish them but never do

>>149824356
It's tragic, not funny. There's way too much gay shit and femshep/garrus shit, so it's already difficult to find something good in between all the trash, but if the good stuff also stops being made and/or updated it becomes a tragedy.

>>149823337
>people getting upset at a shit fetish

How is this autism again?

>>149827473

They're not angry about the fetish, though, which would still be autistic. PROTIP: Don't read the story.
They're angry about what the character does in the story, and saying how they should be punished for it. Acting as if the character isn't not only fictional, but a FAN MADE version of that fictional character.

Getting upset about a fan made story of a character is as ridiculous as the Ess-Jay Dubyas getting upset about the lack of diversity in Hollywood, if not moreso.

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you are all autistic faggots

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>>149828893
you too, ya homo

I havent played in awhile, but im here to remind you that quarians are space rat jews that deserve to be gassed

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>>149832220

good night /meg/

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Keepin' alive.

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So when Andromeda comes out, can I expect some new wave of actual discussion like the other "respectable" generals have, or will it still be off-topic banter and waifuposting?

>>149843706

Probably, yes. At least by those who bought the game. The rest will probably continue being negative.

>>149843706
That seems obvious

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>>149848615
>barddbarb

No, thank you. I don't know why, but like with the shitty Fishbone, it just looks weird. I don't know if it's the lighting, or what.

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>>149841379

>>149848994

Agreed.

>>149834781
good morning

So, does Mordin's testing rule apply to vorcha?

>>149860983
which rule?

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>>149862812
Never test on any species capable of calculus.

>>149863548
I think so, vorcha are recently 'discovered' species and the galactic scientific community no doubt found ways to test and experiment upon them. Mordin may have worked with vorcha at some point himself, or is at least an acquaintance of some salarian or salarians who did

>>149848615
>http://orig11.deviantart.net/4c1a/f/2016/209/b/6/let_me_see_what_s_under_this_by_barbdbarb-dabnzku.jpg
too little ass, what a shame

http://img01.deviantart.net/4ef3/i/2016/206/7/d/jack_and_miranda_ii__mass_effect_fanart__by_ayame2014-dabck5r.png

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>>149870608
Would you a femtur?

>>149875102
>would you a bony alien with no tits, ass and sharp teeth

No.

>>149875102

Yup, once the SHT has run its course.

https://my.mixtape.moe/nnsnfr.mp4

>>149877569
woah!

>>149877569
That's a big Johnson.

>>149877569
She should know better than to let her juice get backed up like that.

>>149877569
>fapping in front of a framed picture
pathetic

>>149875983
>tfw you see her plump lips smile awkwardly between bursts of the old turian teeth she's spitting out.
>tfw she shows you her first strands of hair. And you make love hard enough that her razorsharp genital plates fall off, to reveal a smooth hairless mound.
>tfw you can finally share a meal, although she's still suffering from phantom-mandible syndrome.
>tfw one day, in the shower, she asks for help. and together you pry away her large chestplate, to reveal a glistening pair of breasts.
>tfw she experiences rain without getting her headbowl flooded.

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>>149850765

>>149888321
This sounds like something over which the hegemony would declare war.
>>tfw one day, in the shower, she asks for help. and together you pry away her large chestplate, to reveal a glistening pair of breasts.
Nice.

>>149890313
Poor girl lost her pants?

>>149890398
>Breaking news. The Hegemony's finest foam-troopers suddenly lost the ability to foam.
>The troops refuse to leave their armour and have barricaded themselves in the government mandated sl*t-storage building.

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Any news on Andromeda yet? Are burqas confirmed?

>>149891392
That's a horrible boobjob

>>149891548
She shouldn't have listened to Ashleigh.

>>149891195
Meant turian hierarchy, whoops. Though the turians might make war on the batarians, if BTs started taking femtur slaves due to the emergence of sudden human transformation syndrome.

>>149891497
there will be no hetero human romances

>>149891790
Turian spec-ops return from a mission, exhausted and sweaty.
Turians can't sweat. No one notices.
Gradually their plates, once thick and tightly adhered to their bodies start to loosen and become thin. Medical officer prescribes metal supplements and plate-paste to keep cracks from forming.
spec-ops team can't keep the supplements down. A young comms officer notices one of his talons is very loose.
It falls off the next day.
Medical officer is not informed.
The diminutive nub that remains gradually thickens. The others in the team experience the same problem. Most of their talons fall off, a few crack as the nub thickens and lengthens.
A few days passes. The team is in full armour, command knows nothing.
The armour must be cleaned out daily, the inner lining suffused with mucus and metal deposits excreted through the skin.
Gradually the plates become nearly transparent. Nipples and breasts can be seen through the foggy scales. Growing.
Each day more plates fall off, the team grows a sickly shade of pink instead of healthy grey.
Mandibles fuse, muscles calcify and the tongue shortens. VI 'talker' programs are used to substitute words no longer able to be pronounced.
Itchy sensation under headfringe and the faceplates.
Hair, eyelashes and brows. Sprouting through the fragile plates that remain, borrowing through and eroding.
At this point (a few months after initial exposure.) the team is noticeably shorter, their armour no longer fits their new bodies.
Unfamiliar organs sprout from their crotches, penises that don't retract and vaginas that lack protective plate coverings.
Several spectra of colour become lost to them, but in return a greater ability to see at a distance.
Most become mercenaries, some travel to refugee camps or a mercy colony for those with no other options.
Seven years later they meet up again.
Two females are swollen with child and the comms officer married a turian conspiracy theorist.
Could have been worse.

>>149892129
I wouldn't be surprised if this was true.

>>149895624
Rollan

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>>149891678

Every waifu should get implants. Especially Miranda and Liara.

how big are asari dicks?

>>149896182
see >>149877569

>>149896182
Long as your forearm at least and very thick.

>>149896501
If they're that large, how big is the urethra? Can you put your dick in it?

>>149896182

Don't listen to the other guys, they're around 12 inches long and 8 inches around. About as big as Miranda's.

>>149896625
Depends on the size of their and your dicks obviously. I imagine that the most hung of the Asari likes to dominate and humiliate human males by making them insert their small dicks into their blue megacocks.

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>>149896625
Yes you can.

>>149896772
>You will never massage Miranda's massive sweaty balls with your tongue while she rests her huge monster dick on your face

>>149897814
Where does she keep her dick hidden while in the tight catsuit?

>>149896772
Are there any women who don't have a dick?

>>149899675
Tali? Kasumi perhaps, along with Kelly.

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>its another fag discussion about "feminine penises" epidsode

>>149899870
Your beloved swampbeast has a dick as well, autist.

>>149899591
It's probably retractable, she pushes it outward when needed.

>>149899675

Jack doesn't. But she also gets used by all the women with.

>>149899870
what's wrong? you some kind of fag-o-sexual?

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>>149900584
>Your beloved swampbeast has a dick as well, autist.
maybe in your sick twisted mind, I prefer my women with a vagina

do you really like the idea of asari(and not only) having a big phallus ?

>>149900830
Doesn't matter what you prefer, she has a cock according to official canon lore. Miranda put it on her when putting Shepard back together because Miranda has one herself thanks to her father.

http://i.imgur.com/jrY2ThB.jpg

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>>149901143
>official canon lore

>>149900932
its not gay if you dont thinks its gay, its JUST A PRANK BRO XDDDD
ofc they are all faggots, some of them know it some will realize they are gay in the future....some kind of mental problem I guess

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>>149901143
>that minus-ass on "fem"shep compared to miranda's

>>149901590
OFFICIAL
CANON
LORE

No use fighting it, autist. Just accept swampbeast has a nice feminine penis. Just more for you to love!

>>149901143
>Miranda bullying female Shepard's small "penis" with her huge cock
Could get behind it.

>>149901758
I can't stand swambeast autist but you faggots should be hanged on trees

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>>149901758
>OFFICIAL
>CANON
>LORE

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>>149901590
>>149902152

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HACK IT OUT
HACK IT OUT
HACK IT OUT

>>149903797
will do, thanks

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>>149891392

>>149906904
On one hand I want her. But I want to stay with Ash...

>>149902147
Uhm, could you not?
Homophobia is not allowed on this board, and aside from bullying not being nice in general it could also be dangerous to people to which stuff like that is triggering.
Bioware games pride themselves on their diversity so there's a high chance a lot of people here identify with the lgbtq+ movement, so your toxic language and behaviour is really not appreciated here.

what does "+" stand for?

>>149907981
meant for >>149907921

>>149907981

I'm still wondering what the asterisk in trans* woman/man means.

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>>149907216

Why not both? I'm not a big fan of Jack's, but they look hot together.

>>149907981
Thanks for asking and trying to educate yourself!
The + is simply a means to be more inclusive to people who might not exactly identify with any of the specific labels that are more widely known in the LGBTQ+ community but who still feel that they have a non-normative gender or sexuality.

>>149908331
I'm always happy to answer that!
Trans* is an umbrella term that refers to all of the identities within the gender identity spectrum. By adding the asterisk we make it clear that we mean to include all transgender, non-binary, and gender nonconforming identities, including (but not limited to) transgender, transsexual, transvestite, genderqueer, genderfluid, non-binary, genderfuck, genderless, agender, non-gendered, third gender, two-spirit, bigender, and trans man and trans woman.
While if we just use "trans" (without the asterisk) it becomes more clear that we only talk about transmen and women.
The reason the community chose the asterisk for this is a bit geeky actually because we <3 Geekdom!
You see, when you add an asterisk to the end of a search term on a computer, you’re telling your computer to search for whatever you typed, plus any characters after that. In the same manner we wanted to include trans and other identities related to trans, in the most technically awesome way!

I hope that has cleared up some of your confusion!

>>149907216
>AWG claiming yet another waifu

>>149909602
>The + is simply a means to be more inclusive to people who might not exactly identify with any of the specific labels

are you fucking sexist pig implying that those who identify themselves outside of LGBTQ don't deserve a letter of their own?????

>>149909729

For once it's not me.

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>>149909729
>AWG
Who?

>>149910531
you're obviously new here

>>149910617
And?

>>149910307
Not at all!
It is simply for people who don't fit in a label or don't want to put a specific label on themselves!

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>>149910531
just some tranny loving faggot, really not mentionworthy

>>149910690
if you weren't you would know he is a tripfriend

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>>149910826
Ah, you're one of those guys

>>149910826
Ashley doesn't have a dick though, she only looks like she has one.

Swampbeast does have one.

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>>149911106
>Swampbeast does have one.

>>149910826
ash has negro jeans, but she's still a hotty

>>149911205
There's nothing wrong with being attracted to a transsexual woman!
I actually find it really brave of you to be so open about your love for a woman with a little bit extra.
Your progressive open-mindedness is really encouraging for other people who feel the same way but aren't as courageous to come out for it.
So thank you! You are a good and awesome person!

why kaidan goes full homo in me3 ?

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>>149911875

>>149911875
becaúse Sheploo is gay in the offical canon lore

>>149895624
Well why not

>>149911986
I laughed harder at this than it deserves, but you are actually right that that is the reason.

>>149910985
What exactly do you see in worst girl?

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>>149912912
Not sure, to be honest. Something.

>it's a femshep autist got triggered hard episode again
don't the writers ever get bored?

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>>149913495
tf are you talking about? I didnt even post an autistic rant

>>149913784
>he doesn't even notice any more
or is it amnesia? dementia?
and that's red sonja by the way

>>149914391
then please direct me to any post of mine which you consider "triggered hard"

>>149914662
all of them. every single one. not going to discuss this with you.

>>149913049

Want to kiss those lips, man.

if vorcha can't literally close their mouths isn't something really bad is going to happen ?

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>>149915227
you are fucking retarded if you think any of this irrelevant stuff got me triggered kiddo

>Only way to get these threads moving without OCD and WG is triggering the autist and/or futaposting
Fun times. Lets hope Andromeda has a hot new alien futa species.

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>>149915929
hope so, they ruined the super model asari look because they were too pretty for fat tumblr cows

>>149916903
>that webm
what was that all about anyway? cinema? theater? lecture at university?

>>149917970
Milo Yianosomething giving a lecture at a university

>>149916903
>>149915929
They'll just have sexy male aliens for tumblr to fap over

>>149918484
>Milo Yiannopoulos (/jəˈnɒpᵿləs/,[1] Greek: Μίλων Γιαννόπουλος, translit. Mílon Giannópoulos; born 18 October 1983)[2] is a Greek-British journalist, entrepreneur and technology editor for Breitbart News, a conservative news and opinion website based in the United States. He has previously written under the pseudonym Milo Andreas Wagner.[3][4]

>Yiannopoulos founded The Kernel, an online tabloid magazine about technology, which he sold to Daily Dot Media in 2014. He rose to notability that year when he began to provide media coverage and commentary surrounding the Gamergate controversy. As a self-identified homosexual, "cultural libertarian",[5] and "free speech fundamentalist", he is a vocal critic of third wave feminism,[6] Islam, social justice theory, political correctness, and other movements and ideologies he perceives to be authoritarian and regressive. While Yiannopoulos has been called a spokesperson for the alt-right,[7] he prefers to consider himself a reporter of, and "occasional fellow traveler with" the movement.[8]

oh boy

why would they make jack a fucking teacher??? she's mentally unstable

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>>149918826
Milo is mai waifu.

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>>149919441
>liberals

>>149901813
Why is this turning me on? I don't even like dicks.

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>tfw you send jacob into the steam vents to die

>>149920394
oh nooo the token negro dies, what are we going to do ???

>>149921230
wait patiently until you can make space rat jew tali jump off a cliff in the next game

>>149921668
t. Volus shitter

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>>149920089
I think that's the one who got raped by 3 refugees but she didn't go to the police at first and when she did she said it was Germans who raped her so that refugees wouldn't be looked down upon

Only in Germany.

>>149922603
this is fucked up beyond repair

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>>149922776
it's one of my personal highlights. the fact that she got raped by refugees was very very satisfying.

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>renegade femshep will never sit on your face and taunt you

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>>149922603
>Only in Germany.
Happens in Sweden, the UK and France too. In Swedish media they even make photos of criminals white and then mosaic them. Liberals and progressives are fucked in the head and continues to deny reality even when it robs them or fucks them in the ass.

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>>149924062
>feels says he feels

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>>149924193
no wait, I get it now. he was raped by migrant feels

>>149923989
I'd rather let Miranda sit on my face and force me up between her fat asscheeks to worship her asshole while she is bullying me.

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>>149923989
>FIRE

>>149923246
Thanks, Germans, for making this happen.
http://www.westernspring.co.uk/the-coudenhove-kalergi-plan-the-genocide-of-the-peoples-of-europe/

>>149924463
>Not wanting to be bullied by both Miranda and renegade Femshep about how their cocks are bigger than yours
Even more to worship

>>149925151
theres stories about this on the internet

>>149925374
Link please.

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>>149920394
lol did the same. i liked hearing him fear for his life.

>>149925754
I have it saved but heavily edited to more suit my tastes, i got it originally from futanaripalace or hentai foundry most likely so you will have to look there

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>>149926240
pretty sure it isn't from futanaripalace.

>>149926774
I laughed at this pic much more than i've should

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>>149925151
>tfw you are sandwiched between Miri and Femshep as they bully you

>>149926240
>>149926774
What's the name? Place is a bitch to search

>>149926240
>but heavily edited to more suit my tastes
What sort of lewd edits did you make, anon?

>>149930094
10 bucks says he made them all children

>>149928914
wouldn't know. I only said I'm pretty sure a story like that isn't on FP

>>149931039
I bet he made them all feet

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Night /meg/.
Don't forget to kill the rachni queen, sabotage the genophage cure, kill the quarians, then choose destroy.

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>>149923989
its a hard reality to live with

>>149932908
Good night, Westy.

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>tfw putting Udina on the council

>>149931039
loli femdom femshep? dont be ridiculous, little girls cant be doms, i changed some of the girls into floor tiles

>>149935045
>not the outlines of the state of Ohio

>>149935045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0Xc_XRyH48&list=PLAX8JHUJcFR2ud3JLZp9Lsw6LKw9TYr0G&index=14

>>149933906
And Trump being Anderson? Not sure if that fits...

>>149935502
Trump is pretty much TIM before he became a cartoon villain.

>>149936352
He was also quite the cartoon villain in ME1 though, even if you didn't actually see him. But yeah, ME2 TIM is closest to Trump I guess

>>149936614
Did TIM even exist in ME1?

>>149710009
Is this who Miranda is based on? She is really pretty. They fucked up, I always thought Miranda looked like her mom drank a lot when pregnant

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>>149940561
she is a semen demon but her voice and accent are the best parts of her

OFFICIAL BEST FEMALE ACCENTS POWER RANKINGS

1. australian
2. irish
3. french

>>149940561
Yeah, voiced too. And I was a bit shocked when I saw it, but it clicked. I think it might come down to her facial expression. Not like facial expressions in video games are usually good, but she always had that slight self satisfied grin, even when she was worried. Something about her made her feel really empty, moreso than the other boring characters imo.