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Late night comfy edition

Previous Timeline: >>149508290

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/

-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm

-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/

-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc

-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h

-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale

-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782

-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
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First for fish!

And reminder that the Undyne thread is back!
>>>/trash/4310396
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nice
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nth for lizard
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xth for a comfy season with Toriel in the Gold Coast.
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>>149547864
Blook's small nubby arms
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Have you ever met anyone similar to your favorite irl? Tell me your stories /utg/
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>>149547889
I feel exactly the same, I just wish I had the time and money.
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>>149548002
>meeting people
>going outside
>talking to people
>having friends
>having relationships
>having a hobby
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sans
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>>149548059
>not being a fully functioning adult that moonlights as a turbo autist over a game thats gotten too old to be discussed in any real capacity

Are you even trying anon?
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I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT
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>>149548002
yeah, myself
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>>149548298
Who is your favorite?
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>>149548002
All of my friends are basically different versions of Alphys.
One could be Sans-Alphys.
Another could be Frisk-Alphys.
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>>149548167
>Being a normie who is a functioning member of society and thus would never understand the lifestyle and issues of a non normie.

We do try believe us, but lots of things get in the way so it's much easier not to interact with the general public.
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>>149548279
That goat specifically? What about this one?
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>>149548365
sans
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>>149548279
I can give you A goat to fuck, but who knows if it'll be THE goat.
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>>149547003
We know that monsters were completely devastated in the human-monster ambush, so I'm not saying monsters are stronger than humans on average. The problem is there's a lot of context which makes it hard to determine how strong monsters are compared to humans.

>no humans died in the human-monster war, but having wizards includes the possibly of having knowledge and control over their reality-warping bullshit to ensure not a single human life was lost
>Frisk is a kid, but his actions are both prophesied and scientifically predicted, giving him a "chosen one" vibe instead of reflecting an average kid in modern/post-modern times
>monster defenses are directly related to their willingness to fight, but most monsters don't even realize they're being attacked
>the two monsters with absurdly high stats compared to de facto strongest in the underground (Undyne) are holding back their full strength
>fucking sans manipulating karma to exploit the true power of magic

There's just not enough information. What we're left with are monsters who believe humans are way stronger than monsters, unless they absorbed a single human soul, which supposedly would let them completely turn the tables even though by their own admission it's never happened before.
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>>149548420
>not having determination
Unless you've got literal autism then you can manage a normal social presence. Also there a difference between shy and basement recluse
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>>149548570
>Unless you've got literal autism
>where do you think we are.jpg
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>>149548492
So are you more like canon sans or fandom lmao super deep turbo depressed pussy slayer sans?
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>>149548675
canon, im an idiot who drinks condiments plain
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>>149548671
>implying you need literal autism to post about a video game on an Argentinian shoe polish imageboard
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>>149548767
I used to pour salt in my hands any time we went to a fast food joint and lick it out of my palms like an animal
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>>149548767
Fucking ew my man
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>>149548570
Let me explain how it works.

Lets start with the first step.

Where am I going to go to socialise.

Nowhere.
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>>149548901
sometimes i just grab popcorn straight out of the bucket with my tongue like a frog so i feel you
>>149548905
chill its not like i do it 24/7
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>>149542424
Fucking post pics of it man.
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>>149548543
I completely agree, but I feel Frisk being the "chosen one" has more to due with the actions they take rather than their level of determination.

Frisk could go through the entire game without saving or dying once and still save the underground.
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>>149548002
My friends are a mish mash of Sans and Alphys with a bit of Undyne because they still train.
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>>149548997
There are people who DON'T do that?
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>>149548675
canon of course
the second option is more or less exclusively for teenage tumblr girls
>>149548767
I drink honey straight out of the bottle and eats coffee and sugar out of the jar.
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>>149548932
>relying on someone who can't/doesn't socialize for socializing advice

Find a place and become a regular there. If that means going to the bar after work on Fridays or something then do it. Eventually you'll develop a rep. Here's a tip, pretty much everyone is cooler while shitfaced

Bars are just one place that real humans go to. Try out specialty parks or check your local postings for shit you find fun. Its better to try something and be bored than just exist a miserable lonely life

If first time anxiety got you fucked then just pop a benzo
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>>149549096
>>149549101
honestly, you guys are my boys
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>>149548543
I don't really see how being "The chosen one" means you have to somehow be any different than a normal person. Frisk can still be a normal kid and still have the power to wreck the monsters without any magical fate bullshit.
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>>149549152
Oh but don't take benzos and drink

You'll die
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>>149548412
>>149549091
>being friends with any kind of Alphys
RIP you poor bastards
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>>149549101
>I drink honey straight out of the bottle and eats coffee and sugar out of the jar.

Jesus H. Christ. I can barely eat a teaspoonful of honey. Coffee is too bitter even normally and eating more than a few grains of raw sugar like that makes me sick. You must have some blocks removed from your brain that limit normal boundaries.
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>>149549407
You ever have chocolate covered coffee beans? Shit's good.
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>>149549383
Well I mean the worst thing they've done is run around unashamedly catching pokemon on go for days now.
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>>149549015
He does have to reset at least once, but it's semantics whether or not resetting is going back to an initial save.

>>149549245
You don't have to be special, but it casts doubt, which is the whole point. It's another contextual cue that makes it even more difficult to determine how strong monsters actually are compared to humans. Then there's the whole influenced/controlled by Chara thing and whether/when his presence affects Frisk's abilities. It's a total mess.
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>>149549152
>pop a benzo
What?
Also I don't drink. I don't like the kind of people that do on a regular basis usually either.
Specialty parks, what?
Local postings?
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>>149549527
>his
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>>149548412

But Anon, Almost everyone has parts of Alphys in them, especially if you have friends who plays vidya or what animes
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>>149549572
I use his for unknown genders. Screw college rules.
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>>149548543
I just realized after typing >>149549015
A neutral run is an exact example of why Frisk in particular is the chosen one.

>Legend has it, an 'angel' who has seen the surface will descend from above and bring us freedom.
>Lately, the people have been taking a bleaker outlook...
>Callin' that winged circle thing the 'Angel of Death'.
>A harbinger of destruction, waitin' to 'free' us from this mortal realm...

The only way to free the monsters is to do a True Pacifist run or a Genocide run.
Frisk during neutral has just as much determination as Frisk during True Pacifist.
But the only way too free the monsters is to take the necessary actions to reach the other endings.
That is what makes Frisk the chosen one.
A human can fall into the underground with the same amount of determination as Frisk but wont do what's necessary to be the chosen one and save the monsters.
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>>149549383
Alphys would be cool as an internet friend, she'd be down for trading and making fun of weird porn, shitty youtube vidoes, fanart, and meme garbage, and that's all I'm really looking for.

>>149549549
Not that dude, have you tried looking up your area on Meetup and finding a group that shares any of your interests?
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>>149549664
Pretty much the same for me. Unknown gender types typically default to male in my head.
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>>149549549
Xanax or the genetic Alprozolam. Basically they lower the response rate of GABA signals and thus dampen the effect of serious issues. They are most commonly used to help with anxiety.

Also parks like state parks and the like. Amusement parks to, but fuck them. Local postings like Facebook, Craig's list, your local paper. They often announce events open to the public. Facebook is best for finding hobby groups in your area for more obscure shit like roleplay sessions and the like (I wouldn't call rp normal, but it's better than alone)
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Do you guys think Toby Fox is good at making friends offline? I just wonder because he seems like he's be a really good friend but it's hard to tell if he's an introvert or not.
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>>149549549
Also get a job and socialize there. It's pretty fun even if it starts off fucky
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>>149549952
You're confusing introvert with something else, half of all people are introverts.
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>>149549714
That's a new way of looking at it. The other interpretation I've read referred to Asriel/Chara after coming back from the surface. They each represent one-half of the prophecy: Asriel is the one who breaks the barrier, and Chara is the one who destroys the universe.
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>>149549952
He uses friends as stepping stones for his success and abandons them once they have outlived their usefulness.
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>>149550064
is he not still bro with Hussie? Last I heard he was working on Hiveswap with the rest of whatpumpkin
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Slow it all down for a moment, fall into yourself and see all the possibilities. A glimpse of clarity twinkles in the craggy depths, revealing a path least walked.
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>>149549991
Sorry then. I thought about that after I posted. I know what you mean by something else, but I can't think of the right word. I don't want to say reclusive because that's another extreme. Maybe I meant shy.
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>>149550064
I don't see the problem here.
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>>149550125
He didn't write any music for volume 10. it's all over.
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>>149550129
>google this
>'Oprah Winfrey quotes'

that...can't be right...
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Should I get out of bed and draw or go to sleep and draw tomorrow?
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>>149550235
YOU CAN SLEEP WHEN YOUR DEAD
GET DRAWING
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Anyone else love this guy?
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>>149550235
Do you draw better when you are sleep deprived?
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>>149550275
Never tried before
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>>149550271
No he was annoying as fuck ;)
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>>149550271
No, he was annoying.,
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>tfw only boring human friends to watch anime with
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>>149550327
>>149550335
Wew.
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>>149550356
>tfw only boring imaginary friends to share your life with
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>>149550356
Ew, weebs.
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>>149550203
but he did Oppa Toby style

I hope he didnt bounce though because Roach is a fucking dramahound
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>>149550271
I loved the fact that the game was constantly making fun of him.
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>>149550271
Aaron kills you by outflirting you.

Does there exist a more shameful way to die?
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>>149548570
But what if you are a diagnosed autist? Is it better to just an hero and be done with it?
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>>149550458
vore
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>>149550271
I prefer the original
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>>149550458
Choking to death on the semen being pumped out of your wife's ass put there by your wife's boyfriend Tyrese

That's more shameful
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>>149550229
Not quoting anything.
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>>149550535
You sound like you have some experience in these matters.
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>>149550409
>boring imaginary friends
they can be literally anything you want how are they boring?
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>>149550496
I would say you should pass judgement there buddy. If you believe there is a way for you to be happy then go for it.
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>>149550458
how could you not want aaron to flirt on you?
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>>149550601
You can imagine them next to you but you can't feel their warmth.
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>>149550496
Whatever, autists can do stupid good things like draw or arts, just find your fucking savant power.
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>>149550710
That's some low quality imagination you got going there if you can't imagine the warmth.
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>>149550710
Get a pet
You know what to do next
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>>149550584
Yes, I have choked to death many times in my life.
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>>149550710
Imagine the warmth!
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>>149550229
To be honest that would've been hilarious.
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>>149550757
>its the "every autist is a savant" meme

Savantism is rare and most autists are hindered, not aided
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Good morning utg

I woke up this morning from a dream where I was an orc and I was choking an elf woman to death.

Just felt like sharing, how are you?
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>>149550757
This. Everyone has a thing they can direct their inner autism towards. You gotta find it.
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>>149550959
Did you at least rape her?
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>>149550959
Too kindly of a death for elf scum.
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>>149550959
that's rather Freudian.
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>>149550785
Hey, that's my meme
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>>149551068
Dogs are better anyway.
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>>149550959
The elf is a metaphor for Asriel. He deserves it.
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>>149550774
>>149550831
That wont make it real anon!
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>>149551158
fcuk yuo
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>>149550050
Thanks for not telling me to kill myself.
Friendly discussion is fun.
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>>149550757
But i'm no good at anything, and believe me I've tried a shit ton of different stuff
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"Break the code
Find the formula
Lose control
In euphoria"


Share that music, utg

https://youtu.be/gnIraZRcxK0
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>>149551524
>In euphoria"
>Tips fedoria
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>>149550504
>>149550535
I meant a worse way to die to a monster in Undertale.

Those are pretty damn shameful though.
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>>149551556
I miss when I could use that word unironically to describe that cerebral sensation, but whateves, 2012 memes are eternal
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>>149551524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1AEsy7l330
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Best goat, Asgore did nothing wrong.
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>>149549714
not involved before but here's my take: Chara's the angel.

>in genocide, the demon literally destroys world. Bye bye monsters
>in pacifist, is the one who SAVEs asriel, who then triggers barrier breakdown. Bye bye monsters

"But frisk saved the gote"
Well, frisk saved people by making them remember what happened during hangouts.
>no deranged flower hangout

So who calls up those deep-seated memories from Asriel if Frisk can't? Headcannon liberties say Chara.
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>>149551840
killed kids
failed to realise chara was a psychopath, therefore causing his sons death
declared a war he had to kill multiple children to wage
KILLED KIDS
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>>149551840
I want that Asgore to shoot lasers out of his crown and chest
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>>149551681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Optsl47Fco4
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>>149550959
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>>149550959
The damned knife-ear probably had it coming.
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>>149551374
Yeah, wish there was more to talk about.

>>149551840
He beat kids with reset powers so many times he deprived them of the will to live. That's pretty fucking brutal.

>>149551976
>failed to realize chara was a psychopath
Adding onto this, you just know that line about the "future of humans and monsters" on Chara's deathbed wasn't the first time he brought up the chosen one from the prophecy. Way to place impossible standards on your deranged kid to pressure him even harder, dad.
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>>149551524
https://youtu.be/5OAiFp7QDbs
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>>149551524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfJOHRYRgJg
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Morning, /utg/.
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>>149551524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_O2mscWDBo

The first song.
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Asriel died like a bitch
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>>149551840
Asgore has sins, but so does everyone.

Except Papyrus, duh.
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>>149552225
>march of trash
>asriel picture
like pottery
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>>149551524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCshwGbQuq0

WAKE UP
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>>149551840
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Goodnight, /utg/.

Stay comfy.
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>>149551976
Asgore carried the future of his people and their hopes on his shoulders,
his decision to kill the children and wage war on humans was justifiable with the information he was given,
in his eyes the humans had just murdered his son and heir for trying to return a dead kids body back to his people,
blaming gullible person like Asgore (most of the monster are gullible to the point of retardation excluding Sans) for not spotting Chara was a nutjob is harsh,
in Asgores mind person like that would have been impossible to imagine before the loss of his son,
he was misled sure but with the information at hand he made the right call,
and besides killing the children was only hope his people had of ever going back to the surface,
Asgore gave the monsters of underground hope and will to live on,
he gave them a future to look forward to.
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>>149552761
>two ifunny logos
holy shit
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>>149552761
Needs another ifunny logo
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How about this pic but with chara
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>>149551524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jtpf8N5IDE
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>>149549729
>any of your interests
Unfortunately I don't really have any or enjoy much stuff in general.
>>149549862
Isn't that stuff pretty restricted and like, prescription only But I might see if any of that stuff appeals to me, there must be some kind of interesting events.
>>149550356
>having friends
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>/pol/ shit and some other offtopic gets deleted from the last thread
Okay.
>Grillby gets deleted
>mfw
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>>149552879
>>149552967
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>>149552085
>>149551681
Both of these videos have far too few dislikes.
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>>149552079
PEW!!
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>>149553262
You're doing gods work son.
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>>149550710
I substitute their warmth with pillows I can hug and talk to.

It's sad sure but boy, nowadays it's the only thing that can get a genuine emotional reaction out of me.

Though looking back hugging a pillow while laughing and thinking about asriel is pretty sad.
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>>149550504
It's not a normal but at least you'll have a good reason to die.
But flirting? Death by something that's not generally hazardous is embarrassing.
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>>149548002
I'm basically Napstablook in that I just lay around feeling like rubbish and feel like I'd just get in other people's way.
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>>149553034
>not interests at all
if you're here, surely you like video games and stupid internet humor to some degree

time to explore new things and find something you like

>>149553262
OH FUCK
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WE ARE
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>>149553401
Are you me anon?
I feel the same way.
Let's be losers together.
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>>149553110
right? it's a fucking travesty
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Post lewd.
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>>149553404
Well I guess I do, but there's not exactly meetups or events centered around lonely 4chan users.
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>>149553568
gaster wearing this when
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>>149553568
You asked for this
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>>149553568
How about suggestive?
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>>149552761
Asgore declaration of war came from the same place Toriel's abdication of the throne came from. They weren't really decisions, they came straight out of emotions. It's the story of the fallen monarchs, trapped by bitterness and regret.
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Am I dead? Is this a heaven?
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>>149553482
Misery loves company but we're probably a continent and a half away.
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>>149553262
Daaamn.
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>>149553568
Beat this!

>>149553784
Yes. There is only gote.
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>>149553784
yes anon, heaven was on 4chan all along
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>>149553949
>There is only gote
Sounds more like my special hell.
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>>149553568
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>>149553949
Woah anon this is a blue board!
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>>149553110
We don't take kindly to flamers around here. :^)
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>>149553568
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>>149553110
Only one fire man is allowed here.
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>>149553568
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>>149553568
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>>149554524
>i wonder if she's ashamed of how fat i got since i bulked up on those kids
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>>149553685


>>149554574
>Asvore "Child Chomper" Dreemurr
>Asvore "Turns Small Kids Into Big Shits" Dreemurr
>Asgore "Toriel Sent Me Lunch Again" Dreemurr
>Asvore "Serving Monsters By Serving Man" Dreemurr
>Asvore "Enjoy The Little Things" Dreemurr
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>>149554632
I enjoyed all of these, thank you.
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>>149554632
>Asgore "Toriel Sent Me Lunch Again" Dreemurr

oh man, that's a good one
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I'M KINKSHAMING!!
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>>149553568
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>>149554775
that's my fetish
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>>149554676
>>149554774
Thanks, I try.
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>>149551524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGl93deEBfk
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>>149554775
DOGS CANT PET DOGS
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>>149553568
Get it Flowey!
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So this is a thing that exists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEmAvW7bEdM
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>>149555163
cute
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>>149555353
>therealreasonGasterisstuckinthevoid.jpg
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So does it ever state the same monsters have been down there for centuries since they were sealed? Or am I just stupid? I always just assumed the characters in the game were descendants of the ones originally sealed down there.

If they really have been down there that long then that's kind of interesting, also leads me to believe monsters are ageless to a degree.
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>>149555728
Well we only know Asgore and Toriel have been there since the beginning being Boss Monsters. Gerson too since he's a turtle monster.
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>>149551524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5Gf9UOnhCY
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>36 posters
>Posting at approximately 1 post per 5 minutes
Rip thread.
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>tfw i feel closer to some of you guys than my actual real life friends who i see in person on a daily basis
in person there are consequences for voicing my interests, however here nobody knows who i really am, and more importantly everyone here is just as bad, if not worse than me

the "me" my friends know is a shallow act of the person i think they want me to be
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>>149555860
im ready for death
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>>149555860
I can never tell if you're being sarcastic.
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>>149555860
We're just in slow europoor hours.
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>>149555849
>Charafags like edgy music.

No surprise there.
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>>149551524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI0CxTgpA6Q
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>>149556191
I check out most of the stuff people will share and I've seen them link this group a few times. Dunno, I think it's kinda cool, has that theater showmanship thing to it.
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>>149556191
Thanks! Have some more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohB5AOsqNF8
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>>149555728
There's that old monster who still talks about the good old fashioned traps, implicating that the tradition of building traps underground is already very old so I imagine pretty much none of the original monsters are no longer alive.
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>>149556191
>Creature Feature
>Edgy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ5gKH-V-LM
Atleast it's not linkin park faggot.
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>>149555894
I share the sentiment, dude. Not all the time, but when we have slower hours and no one's participating in characterfag wars, I like the atmosphere here.

>>149556498
I still think Hybrid Theory and Meteora are good albums.
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>>149556498
there's nothing wrong with liking linkin park
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>>149555894
I know that feel, we can all be losers together, hiding our actual personalities.
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>>149551524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYG4okfEQwY
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>>149556785
Would Moonman be racist against monsters too?

>Ooga booga go back to the underground!
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>>149556901
>implying monsters wouldn't all join the KKK
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>>149556901
He's racism incarnate, he hates everyone but the white man.
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I'm depressed. Post funny Undertale images.
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>>149557459
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>>149557459
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>>149557459
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>>149557459
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>>149557632
>>149557698
>>149557714
Thanks guys
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>>149557459
Sans is a shortie
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>>149557936
you too!
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>>149557459
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Someone draw me a sad goat, pronto!
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>>149558297
I can't draw.
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>>149558094
DELETE THIS
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>>149558094
Sans is a manlet.
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flowey.
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what time is it?
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>>149558945
Even Frisk can fit his clothes!
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>>149558945
Sanslet
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*achoo*
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>>149559073
>>
I'm afraid that I might be legit dying from liver disease over here

Can I get suffering pics to lighten the mood
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>>149558297
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>>149559172
Literally all of these are bad. The least bad ones are the 'period of dislike', and 'displeasant aftereffects' ones.
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>>149559362
now make it look dead
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>>149559214
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>>149559380
I believe that's the joke, yes.
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>>149559214
does this count?
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>>149559628
>blood
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>>149559707
It's ketchup
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>>149559707
Ecto blood.
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Morning utg, how was the sleep?
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>>149559214
I'm sorry to hear about that, anon. Is that prognosis likely at the moment or are you seeking treatment?
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>>149559481
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>>149559775
yeah, frisk just likes the taste of ketchup
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>>149559813
heheheh nice
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>>149559790
Not great, might go back for just a coupe more hours.
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>>149559790
Woke up 5 mins ago and my sleep was pretty chill and dreamless I guess.
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>>149559790
Poor.
I've sacrificed a good sleep last night for a great sleep tonight.
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>>149559790
Awful because being sick kept me up to 4 am.
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Who else /goat/ here?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goat_(zodiac)
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what's your favourite's favourite genre of music?
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>>149560643
His own.

And spook tunes.
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>>149560643
Cutesy anime openings.
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>>149558297
kind of late I guess
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>>149560935
That's what he gets for being a fucking asshole.
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>>149560935
Now draw Flowey bullying him.
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>Raiding artist's tumblr.
>Learn they used to do request here.
>They don't anymore.

It hurts.
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>>149561567
there's only so much someone can take of being told to fuck off and kill themselves, yeah
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>>149561365
too tired to I'm sorry
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>>149561798
What have you done? What is this?
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>>149561794
I'm curious how well this would work out for her.
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>>149561798
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>>149561831
nothing
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>>149562210
BLUE BOARD
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>>149562386
I didn't even notice it until you pointed it out Woshua. Who's the one with the filthy mind now?
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>>149562430
Everyone knows Wosh has a 6th sense for filth.
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>Asgore and Toriel are both immortal
>Frisk is not because his determination stems from You and You leave him at the end of the game
Another dead child.
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>>149562673
>because his determination stems from You and You leave him at the end of the game
Nice headcanon faggot
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>>149562673
asgore needed another yummy yummy to fill up his rumbly tummy anyways
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>>149562739
The proper term is "confort food".
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>>149562716
Frisk never turns back time, you do.
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>>149562862
Nice headcanon
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>>149562862
>the player exists in the game
Nice headcanon faggot
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>>149562927
Flowey literally talks to you as the last line of dialogue in the game
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>>149562949
He's talking to Chara

The player is not Chara as you would know if you had played Genocide
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>>149562949
>to you
Nice headcanon cunt.
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>>149562996
>People here actually playing the game before posting here
Nice headcanon
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>>149562996
He's talking to what he thinks is Chara but is clearly mistaken.
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>>149562996
Someone post the Chara is not the Player/Frisk is not the Player/All three are the fallen child image.
>>149563054
Nice headcanon
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>>149563036
>implying the player is Chara
game is 10 bucks, play it
>>149563054
The player is never once referenced throughout the game

Undertalle is not OFF
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>>149562996
He's talking to you, the player.
Most people will have used their own name as charas name on their first playthrough.
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>>149563192
nice headcanon asshole
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>>149563192
>Most people will have used their own name as charas name on their first playthrough.
Jeez I hope you're not actually right about this guess.
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>>149563192
You're naming the Fallen Child you double cunt. Chara is just the default name.
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Oh god.
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>>149563267
It's another Chara argument. Better than most shitposting though.
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>>149563192
Toby says the fallen child's name is whatever you want it to be even if it IS your name.

No he's not talking to the player you dumbfuck.
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>>149563262
You will literally never see the word 'Chara' in game unless you look up the plot online and enter that name. You are fully intended to use your own name so that you realise flowey is talking to you, personally at the end of the game. How do you miss this?
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>>149563616
Yeah you're suppose to think that Flowey is talking to/about you but if you had actually played the game you would know that its a red haring and he's really talking about Chara aka the first fallen human
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>>149563616
>You are fully intended to use your own name so that you realise flowey is talking to you, personally at the end of the game.
Nice headcanon
>>
Very important poll

http://www.strawpoll.me/10827296
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Unrelated Anon here.
Why/How is Flowey talking to Chara at the end of the game?
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>>149563616
see
>>149563574
The fallen child may usually only bear the same name as you, they are NOT you.
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>>149563685
Fuck off. If chara was the one with the reset power then the good ending would not be attainable, they would just reset it away every time.
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>>149563936
>Why/How is Flowey talking to Chara at the end of the game?
Because Chara is there the entire time but only takes over when you do genocide
>>149563985
Yes this is what happens and why Genocide is the 'final' ending
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>>149564023
>Chara is there the entire time
>Genocide is the 'final' ending
There is nothing to support this
>>
Bustin' makes me feel good.
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>>149564139
>Chara not being there
Genocide shows that Chara is always there in some form but only awakens when doing genocide. This is canon because Chara tells you this after you do genocide
>not the final ending
It's the only one that has a permanent effect that can't be changed in-game and no this isn't Elder Scrolls where console shit is canon
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>>149563124
>The player is never once referenced throughout the game
Even if we're setting the true pacifist ending aside, Chara directly addresses the player in the genocide end without question, declaring that their determination stems from you.
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>>149564341
>Chara directly addresses the player in the genocide end without question
Nope Chara is talking to Frisk
>but muh RPG mechanics
Sans does the same thing
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Reminder
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>>149564429
>Nope Chara is talking to Frisk
Chara doesn't recognize Frisk exists, what are you talking about?
When he looks in the mirror and sees Frisk's face, he thinks "it's me, Chara".
Chara can't even perceive Frisk.
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>>149564434
Keep up this kind of logic, and I'm going to make YOU fall, child!
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>>149564520
>When he looks in the mirror and sees Frisk's face, he thinks "it's me, Chara".
>Chara can't even perceive Frisk.
They say that because at that point in Genocide Frisk is indistinguishable from Chara.
Also
>he
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>>149564292
Genocide ending says that chara 'awakens' a little more whenever you level up, you never level up in pacifist.
Flowey is not talking to someone who is dead, he's speaking to you, the player.

This is all irrelevant anyway because chara says the determination comes from you, that means the save/load/reset power lies with the player, in every scenario except the genocide end.
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>>149564813
>Flowey is not talking to someone who is dead
Technically Flowey himself is dead.
>>
>its a chara headcanon thread
welp see ya later
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>>149565052
Yeah but he got resurrected by determination by alphys, the same happens to chara in genocide, but not in pacifist.
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>>149565174
Wuss
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post a single goat
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HAHA TIME FOR FLOWEY
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>>149565174
>It's people actually discussing the game
I know right, where's the shitposting and /soc/ discussion famabam!?
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>>149565437
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>>149565447
No! Time for FIRE!
>>
I want to feel ice wolfs cum shoot down my throat!
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>>149565437
>>149565447
Compromise
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>>149565536
>you will never take the knot

hurts
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>>149565669
Blooky knows how that feels.
>>
Well, I suppose dead hours are coming to a close.
What's your favorite and least favorite enemy to fight?
Also your favorite and least favorite Undertale in general, fuck it.
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>>149565798
Are they a couple?
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>>149565437
Gladly
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>>149565862
>Favorite to fight
The Amalgamates
>Least
Fucking Pyrope
>Favorite
Mettaton of course
>Least
So Sorry
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>>149565879
>Implying Ice Wold doesn't fuck his ice blocks
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>>149565862
>Favorite Fight
Mettaton EX
>Least Favorite Fight
Pyrope
>Favorite Undertale
Alphys
>Least Favorite Undertale
Toriel
>>
>just ate McDonald's for the first time in months
Kill me senpai
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>>149565862
>What's your favorite and least favorite enemy to fight?
Fav: Omega Flowey
Least: Knight Knight
>Also your favorite and least favorite Undertale in general, fuck it.
Fav: Frisk
Least: I never really liked Asriel all that much but I can't say I hate any of the characters.
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>>149565862
>favorite fight
Papyrus
>least favorite
the flexing guy
>favorite character
Undyne
>least favorite
Chara
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>>149566204
>Implying he doesn't fuck asriel
>>
>>149566409
You're more disgusting than the Chara posters from earlier desu.
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>>149566897
Asriel is a flower anon
>>
>>149566897
Asriel is fucking dead anon.
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>>149566971
a flower with a mouth
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>>149567036
>>149566971
No he's not. Fatz saved him and now he's gay.
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>>149567036
this picture always looks more like asrielle than asriel desu
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>>149567106
flowey being used as a fleshlight for various monsters when
>>
reminder to not trust ghosts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a8hvmgivOw
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>>149567183
>asrielle
>>
>>149565862
>favorite enemy
Hmm I've shit talked the Sans fight as being boring before but having redone it after a while it's actually pretty fun when you know what you're doing and it doesn't take 10 hours of trying to get past that last attack over and over. Undying is still a better fight but Sans is pretty satasfying
>least fun
Toriel
I actually hate this fight because even though I can somehow do genocide and a 'hard mode' run (no equips or heals) I can't fucking beat Toriel without getting my ass kicked first. Her attack pattern just fucks me for some reason.

>favorite Undertale
Asgore
>Least favorite
Either fanon Toriel or that one old guy who boitches about how puzzles use to be better. Fuck you old guy, you generation sucked balls and is the reason the world is so shit right now.
>>
>>149567396
look at those eyelashes and tell me im wrong, no little boy is going ot have eyelashes like that
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>>149559790
Considering I fell asleep around 7am and woke up at midday I'm fine.
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I wanna get lewd and sweaty with Flowey.
I want people to wonder why do I smell so strongly of flowers afterwards.
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>>149567883
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>>149567960
>disgusting
No, it would be all flowery
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>>149568318
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>>149568496
I want Flowey to call me a sicko.
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>>149568496
>this actually happened
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/130450498/#130457770
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>>149569480
fucking good job
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>>149569627
Fuck you Charafag
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>>149569480
A good EAAE to you too!
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Fellswap Gaster!Papyrus?
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>>149569679
>Charafag
wrong
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>>149569785
t.false flagging momfag
Don't you have some dadfags to go bait?
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>>149569839
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>>149569839
but i actually dont mind the dadfags
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It's okay it's okay it's okay
I fixed it. See? Fixed.
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>>149567883
I shouldn't like the idea of this.
But boy do I.
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>>149569839
>t. pajeet
Shouldn't you be shilling on /g/?
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>>149570013
>pajeet
DESIGNATED
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>>149569918
Go away Asvore
>>149569951
I'm just fucking around
>>149569968
Thank you
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>>149569968
FACE THE TRUTH

>>149570130
i'm too tired to tell okay
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>>149570118
Oh no not lewd Charas
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>>149570202
>him
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>>149570130
Did you say "come closer"?
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>>149569918
>>149569951
>>149570013
>responding to sorielfag
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>>149570258
Delete this lie
>>149570286
Wow rude
>>149570275
Please
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>>149569997
It's normal to enjoy the idea of doing something so wonderful with someone as cool and beautiful as him.
>>149570273
Him.
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>>149570286
No Anon, Sorielfag is just talking to you, the player. Most people use their own name when talking to him, Anonymous, and it's intended that way so you know he's talking to you, personally, at the end of the shitposting.
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>>149570364
Okay.
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>>149570286
Actually, out of all the people I can recognize, sorielfag isn't one of them.

>>149570364
face the TRUTH
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>>149570498
Wanna kiss that goat
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Papyrus
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too early for bone bangers?
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>>149570443
>Cool and beautiful
I would say misanthropic and cute, but hey. still a good character.
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>>149570498
>>149570671
Dadfags please leave.
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>>149570927
He is all those things.
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When you die and go to hell (don't pretend you're not!) which undertale do you hope is your torturer?
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>>149571048
Botfag quit trying to act like Sorielfag!
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>>149570498
This picture makes me want bad things.
>>149571126
Edge Asriel.
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>>149571126
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>>149571208
I'm actually a floweyfag not the botfag
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>>149571268
More twists than an M. Night Shamalamabama movie!
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>>149571208
But that wasn't me.
This is going to get out of hand quickly.
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>>149571126
UF Mettaton
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>>149571330
>twist
Oh please, it only makes sense that Flowey would be false flagging.
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>>149570258
ANON NO
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>>149571126
Well, if I'm believing in a hypothetical anyways, I'll play along.
I think Toriel would be right out since she'd probably actually try earnestly to punish you. Teaching you your lesson or some such.

So which NPC would treat you the best (IE, not actually well, but not as cruel as others)? Papyrus, I guess. I don't think his heart would really be in it. He'd put up a show to make it look like he was being earnest though.
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It's way too fucking hot out here
Post cool undertales or undertales cooling off
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>>149571703
ANON YES

>>149571946
>cool undertales
This works, right?
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>>149549862
>>149553404
>>149549152
It's obvious you don't know how people with anxiety work.
Some of them have trouble buying something in a supermarket, you think they are gonna do so many steps at once?
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>>149572029
Cooler than cool!

Surprisingly I don't have any pictures of Mettaton overheating.
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>>149571946
I'll do both
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>>149572480
I do (different botfag).
They're all too lewd though.
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>>149572480
I think I got just this one and that's it.
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>>149572813
He's not overheating, that's just his sauna feature.
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>>149571946
I guess this counts as cooling off.
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>there are actually people on /utg/ who don't think Sans is sexy
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>>149573271
Glad I'm one of them.


t. sansfag
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Hello my fellow goat fuckers, how goes this bloody hot day?
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>>149573626
>goat fuckers
You're mistaken, we're all floweyfags here.
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>>149573626
I chaperoned my cousins when they went to Solomon's island to play Pokemon go, but since I wasn't playing I suppose that made me Brock.
Got a free ice cream out of it tho
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>>149573931
>that made me Brock.
Did you *Act >Flirt at all?
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>>149573931
Oh God, hasn't that thing turned into an occult now?
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>>149574006
Not really, but I was significantly more confident than the girl that sold us the ice cream
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reminder
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>>149573626
Despite living in Texas i'm actually cold because I have an AC blowing right no me

it's great

>>149573780
Well I do like Flowey more then Asriel...
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>>149574225
You. Bastard.
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Hello!!
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Kinda quiet right now.
Your favorite, what kinda firearm would they use.
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>>149574058
>>149573931
Would Asriel play pokemon go?
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>>149574981
Hello, deary.
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>>149574986
You posted him already but here.
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>>149574981
Hello.
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>>149574981
Howdy
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>>149573780
>Flowey in the sewer
Yeah, that's about the right place for him.
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(Omegle is a wonderful place for finding info on OCS. Case in point..)
Name:Coconut,race:Neko,F,nice sweet kind mean,has two little sisters,crush:???,has fluffy ears and fluffy tail,job:???, Loves:being petted,soul color:purple,power:gaster blaster,magic,healing,teleporting
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So what's your headcanon voices for characters?

I always read Mettaton EX's lines in a Team Rocket James voice.
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>>149574960
For the cold or the Flowey thing?
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DEEP INSIDE
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>>149574986
What kinda gun is that supposed to be, like model?
Anyway, I see Chara with either a .44 Magnum or custom M1911A1.
>>149575627
If you've ever heard the voice of Doctor Nefarious from Ratchet and Clank, then that's my Papyrus voice.
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>>149574986
Political sabotage.

(Make the Underground great again, vote Mettaton 2016)
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>>149575823
It's based off of Mettaton's scrapped form.
Mettaton AR.
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>>149575627
That one child actor in James and the Giant peach for Asriel
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>>149576039
I was asking since I saw the magazine of a SR-88, Picanny rails with weird bumps on the top and bottom, a fictional flash hider, a M16 buttstock, an unknown pistol grip, and a receiver that I have yet to recognize, and also has an action before the feed. Are those rivets or firing selectors on the receiver anyway?
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If you had to torture and murder one main character which one would you choose?

Nobody would mind and everyone would forgive you for it and blame the person you killed.
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Question, does this general have its own voicefags?
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>>149575627
MTT is obviously voiced by Tim Curry. Preferably the voice he gave Hexxus in Ferngully.
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>>149576645
VAfag shows up on occasion to voice over whatever bullshit we come up with.
>>149576607
Chara
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>>149576607
why would i do that
you failed to provide an insentive
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>>149576827
If you don't do it then everyone else dies
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>>149576468
The artist that drew the thing said flat out that they're terrible at drawing firearms in general, to explain somewhat, hopefully.
As for the latter, I think firing selectors.
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>>149576645
We have that one Brooklyn Sans guy. He drops in whenever he feels like it.
We used to have Lewdster, but he got scared off from backlash.
And sometimes we get randoms who drop in once or twice.
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>>149576851
sans, if I absolutely had to
He's practically dead inside already, Papyrus could be taken care of by Undyne, and it would hopefully keep the skeleverse people from corrupting him anymore
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>>149576645
If I had a microphone and money, I'd be cleaning house with VAs, but sadly, no.
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>>149571946
>>
>still no fanfics or art of Nicecream guy eating and digesting Burgerpants while Mettaton watches
this fandom is trash
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>>149577414
>still no fanfics or art of Mettaton crushing and absorbing Nice Cream Guy while Burgerpants watches
this fandom is trash
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There's a story in which Nicecream guy keeps Frisk in his freezer to give the nice cream more flavour. That one was pretty sexy.
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>>149577537
>still no fanfics or art of Burgerpants and Nicecream guy kidnapping, torturing, dismembering and then murdering Mettaton so that Burgerpants can get a promotion
this fandom is trash
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>>149576679
Eh I still prefer James voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8mY6NmiK1k
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Grillby is the coolest (hehe, get it?) character. I dare you to prove me wrong.
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>>149577689
>still no fanfics or art of Mettaton kidnapping, torturing, dismembering and then murdering Nice Cream guy so that he can keep Burgerpants for himself
this fandom is trash
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>>149577689
How can you get a promotion if your boss is dead?

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A DEAD-END JOB
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>all these AU games on GameJolt

Are any of them worth my time?
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>>149577952
No, just check out the fanfights in the pastebin if you want more content
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>>149577897
why is he so perfect?
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>>149577897
More Grillby and Frisk. I like them.
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>>149578429
I second this notion
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>having to crop the ifunny logo off of all these pics

nah
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>>149571210
Good.
Let the vore flow through you.
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>>149578729
Grillby is a buff dude.
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>tfw Papyrus will never be your Mom.
https://soundcloud.com/megaflamehedge/storyshift-au-broken-bones
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With all of these Grillby pics, I'm surprised no one posted any of that green flamegirl yet
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>>149580373
there are no straight people left here
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>>149580373
Fuku off.
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>>149578783
>not google image searching the originals
I shiggy my diggy
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>>149580373
Grillby's cooler
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>>149577414
>>149577537
>>149577689
>>149577925
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>>149577925
He only needs to throw the guy into a pool of lava
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Which 4chan board would each Underman visit?
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>>149580893
The last one was (Me) and I was just memeing


I think.
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>>149580893
I know right?203 I really wish this fandom had better writefags so we could get some Nicepants vore
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>>149577689
I want it to play out like the episode where Spongebob and Squidward kidnap Mr Krabs
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>>149574986
Asriel.
Mr. Toots.
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>>149580967
that's fine
>>149580969
it's time to stop
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>>149580550
sorry boss

wont happen again
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>>149574986
"I am heavy weapons goat, and this is my weapon."
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cute goat family
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>>149574986
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>>149570707
i agree
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>>149581440
this is a good post
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>>149581108
>>149581418
>>149581575
>3 replies, an hour and a half later, each of them being the 3 different goats
that's neato

>Asriel
You know what, yeah, that works.
>Asgore

>Toriel
I honestly expected Toriel to use something a little heavier. Maybe like a shotgun or something.
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The next two characters posted are my OTP for the day
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Hey, friends. Just wanted to let everyone know that I'll be working on an update later this week and it'll be updated probably Thursday or Friday evening. Saturday evening if I end up being lazy. Just wanted to let everyone know.
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>>149582059
Alright.
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>>149582132
this is not an otp for the day
this is an otp for life
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>>149582132
>>149582185
and there it is
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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

>>149574986
Revolvers. Six of them.
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>>149582249
Welcome
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>>149582248
Of course.

>>149582249
At least it's cute.

>>149582313
-----
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>>149580512
Wrong.
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>>149582459
>At least it's cute.

yeah. In hindsight, that could have gone horribly wrong
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>>149582072
thank you pbanon. god speed.
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Is there no love for Jerry? Come on anon!
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>>149582553
That's the spirit.

THE NEXT TWO CHARACTERS POSTED (excluding MTT or Frisk) GO ON A DOUBLE DATE WITH METTATON AND FRISK
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Need to wosh more often
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>>149582185
>>149582249
All according to plan.

>>149582339
>Go to save this image
>Realise I've already saved it twice before
Fuck.
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>two characters in one pic posted before jerry
GOOD
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>>149582727

>>149582868
>>149582851
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL PAIR
ENJOY THE DATE
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>>149582132
>>149582185
Top Tier desu
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>>149582459
_______________________________________________________________________
__________'Sup.______________________________________________


The next character posted gets a discount coupon for a Spider Donut, uses it, and is happy and in a good mood for the rest of the day.
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>>149583061
Shit I didn't see Mad Dummy
OHHHH BABY A TRIPLE
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>>149582851
>>149582868
maybe they have a three way relationship
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>>149582851
>>149582868
Woshua chaperoning mad dummy's date with Jerry?
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>>149582313
The spider is a saint!
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>>149583154
________d_____________________

Is this what we're doing for the rest of the thread? I mean, it could be worse, but it could go worse really quickly.

>>149583183
BAD
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>>149583275
>>149583154
Muffet gives herself a discount like the greedy demon she is.
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I'm a straight man, but Sans is just so fucking hot...
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>>149583062
The anatomy of that bot is horrendous in this picture.
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>>149581928
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>>149583404
kys my man
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morning fuckers
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>>149583425
There you go.
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>>149583392
All bakers do. It's called a five finger discount, they make it, so why not have some if they have too many? It's not an evil or greedy act. They are also guaranteeing that the batch is not contaminated, so really, the spider is a hero.
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>>149574105
never realized until now that this picture is in power of 2 dimensions, maybe the creator is a gamedev. toby?!

who am i kidding, toby used gamemaker, he doesn't give a shit about optimization
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>>149581108
This. Or maybe some sort of non-lethal weapon like t0ranquilizer rifle or stungun.
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WiP
>>
fish
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>>149583483
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>>149583872
lizard
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>>149583897
I'm upset that we're never getting anymore gundertale stuff.
>filename
Yeah, probably. Although, I wanna see Mettaton work firing off two Uzis into his dance routine.
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>>149583423
Leave Alphys alone, she learned from those How To Draw manga books
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>>149583897
Mettaton would obviously use something bigger than Uzis.
Asgore seems right desu.
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>>149584036
Taking the little lizard's fish doll away and tearing it up in front of her face
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>>149584119
DO NOT
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>>149584058
>that spoiler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPyxUUAyvNc

>>149584093
Still gotta use SMGs, because video above.
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>>149583275
Such a thing is so obvious, one does not even need to say it. Everyone already knows.
>>149583332
Okay, just to recap. Are you calling me or Muffet a demon? Because one of those two options is completely wrong. It's becoming hard to tell.
>>149583392
Well, if she is paying for a donut, that is still good regardless because she would be giving her own personal money to the spider rescue fund.
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bully the lizard
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>>149584080
I need to see that. Mettaton looking like he is from one of those books
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>>149584058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqFhzodjpp8

Also now that I think about it, who of the characters would use a flintlock?
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>>149584260
You raise a valid point. Sadly most of my MTT gun pics are either pistols or rifles.
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>>149584691
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What alignment do you think Chara would be? She seems to have some indications of being chaotic good.
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>>149584881
Chaotic Evil
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>>149566017
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>>149584881
More like Chaotic Evil, Neutral Evil at best
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>>149584881
I would say chaotic evil, but she seems to be able to make plans and manipulate people, so maybe neutral evil.
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>>149585030
>she
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>>149584881
even if you don't think they're a literal demon, they're almost certainly chaotic evil for wanting to destroy humanity
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>>149584881
Chaotic Evil for wanting to destroy human and monsterkind, Chaotic Stupid for failing so miserably at it.
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Who is the best girl in underground?
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>>149584876
I wish I knew what this was about so I could enjoy it more.
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>>149584956
>>149584978
>>149585030
>>149585096
Chara is only that edgy in the genocide route, I don't she's truly evil.
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I want to see Toriel wearing Stockings clothes.
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>>149585237
Frisk
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>>149585246
The anime itself? Its Madoka Magica
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>TFW UT has very active tummy content creators but it's all of Sans

No worse feeling.
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>>149585264
they manipulated asriel while they were alive and wanted to kill humanity. that was not in the genocide route.
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>>149585264
Well we all like to think things.
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I like Alphys and Undyne, but not together. I don't see them working as a couple.
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>>149585264
You are wrong.
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>>149585264
Yeah, except from also being like that in the backstory
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>>149585335
But he is not a girl!
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>>149585358
We deserve to suffer for being such sinners.
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>>149585648
He's a robot
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>>149585648
If he can bleed he can breed
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>>149585435
Me neither. But hey, it's not unusual for stuff about Alphys to feel rushed and not well written
>>
I have a hard time believing there's more than 10 people that visit here regularly, it's pretty crazy when you think about it
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>>149585648
Frisk is a beautiful trap and you have to deal with it.
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>>149585435
Any particular reason why?
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>>149585879
Asriel, pls
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>>149583810
already losing interest
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Oh no! You (and your favorite) have been sucked into your favorite video game that is not Undertale! How screwed are you, and what do you do?
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>>149586101
RIP WIP
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>>149586154
I'll get Asgore to lay low, shave my head and beard, bullshit my way through Navarro, pre-emptively kill Schreber, free Xarn, convince him to help us out, then we'll make a dash for Vault 13 and wait for the Chosen One to come and save the world.
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>>149586154
Me and Undyne are now in a space shoot-em up.

It's... I don't really know how we will get out of this but I am sure she is a good gunman.
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>>149586154
>Alphys
>Dark Souls

well, maybe we can do some lewd shit before we get killed horribly
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>>149585360
>manipulated asriel
I'm pretty sure Asriel was okay with the plan, and to be honest Chara was getting the short end of the stick.
>wanted to kill humanity
They did say they hated humanity, but I don't think they wanted to kill all humans.
Also
>Undyne
>Wants to kill Frisk and supported Asgore's actions
>Asgore
>Killed 6 children and declared war on humanity
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>>149586423
Fear fucking best fucking
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>>149586429
>other characters did bad things so the bad things chara did don't matter anymore

asriel sure as fuck wasn't okay with killing an entire village of people. he even said chara wanted to use their full power and he stopped them.
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>>149586154
>Chara
>MGS3
Well, being good with a knife is half of CQC, but.. Yeah, this may take a while to get through..
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>>149586685
Asriel was getting BTFO and Chara wanted to protect him.
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>>149586154
>XCOM: Enemy Unknown (Or Within, I forget)
Hopefully we get picked up by XCOM. I'm questioned about my apparent ability to jump realities, while Sans is similarly questioned and studies. Hopefully they're recognise that he isn't hostile and don't torture him to learn about his abilities.
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>>149586429
>"but I think"

Into the trash. Your headcanon is not valid, sorry.
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>>149586154
Me and smol gote in New Vegas
Well if we play our cards right and avoid quarry junction we might make it
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>>149586154
>Muffet
>Touhou Hisoutensoku
I book it straight for the human village. I don't want to get exploded by beautiful colorful magic bullets.
Muffet is perfectly fine. As long as she stays out of trouble and makes friends with the right people, she'll be safe.
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>>149586154
me and papyrus in metroid well hopefully we can survive long enough to confess our darkest secrets
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>>149586154
>Mettaton
>either Left 4 Dead 1 or 2
Doesn't Mettaton already have a chainsaw on him at all times? Even if that isn't the case everything should go smoothly.
>>
REAL
MKID
HOURS
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>>149586154
Me and Smol Goat in Bayonetta.

Well I guess as long as we stay away from the magic meme towns where heaven and hell plays TDM then I guess we'll be ok.
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>>149586154
>undyne
>grand Th auto

well we wouldn't be screwed but we would probably try to avoid the police
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>>149586154
>toriel
>don't actually keep track of favourite games, so lets just go with ffxiv
dead as fuck depending where we end up, but she might be able to cover us until we make it to a city, then I suppose we just set ourselves up as culiarians in Limsa
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>>149587281
I already ate lunch
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>>149586429
>Asgore
>Killed 6 children and declared war onhumanity
He did that because of Asriel's and Chara's death
Which was caused by Chara's stupid plan
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>>149587634
Please, don't be rude.
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>>149587780
that hand
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>>149586429
That reminds me, anyone done good DyneGore pairings, pics or fics?
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>>149586154
>Mettaton
>Company of Heroes 2
Laugh and share tea with him as my sim city build of Bofors and mortars makes mince meat of the enemy
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>>149586926
*studied
>>
Potato
>>
I can't believe /utg/ is dad.
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>>149588626
Hi Dad. I am son.
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>>149588626
Who is mom?
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>>149588675
Hi son. I'm anon.
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>>149588789
Asriel
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>>149587905
Why should they when Asgore canonically fucked Undyne every single day until she was too old while making her think it was normal father-daughter bonding so she wouldn't squeal
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>>149588675
dr dad I'm cia
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>>149588827
But Asriel is boy.
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>>149589113
You don't get to bring family.
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>>149586101
don't, it looks good, stay DETERMINED!
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>>149586014
It's exhausting work to be in a relationship with a depressed, anxious person that hates themselves. It's painful to love someone who regularly tells you they don't deserve it. The True Lab segment's conclusion was rushed, and whatever character growth Alphys was meant to gain from it felt undeserved and unbelievable as a result. In my opinion, Alphys still seems like a broken person at the end of the game, and she'll need a lot of help and support before she's truly comfortable and accepting of herself. Toby needed to show the two of them having more positive, casual interactions to make them feel like an actual couple, most of what we see is Undyne adopting a supportive role and doing all the emotional gruntwork as Alphys buzzes with anxiety. That kind of dynamic can turn ugly in a lot of different ways, especially given Alphys struggles so much with guilt. Heaven help the lizard if she ever starts believing that she's a burden to the fish.

Maybe I'd think they'd last longer if Toby showed Alphys having stronger bonds with other characters. Maybe I've seen too many relationships similar to theirs end in failure and I'm biased.
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>>149587281
Can someone something the something out of this something?
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>>149589507
>It's painful to love someone who regularly tells you they don't deserve it.
Uh oh
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>>149589230
That's the point
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>>149587905
You want lewd?
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>>149589230
prove it
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>>149587898
hands are hard to draw, you know
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>>149589716
Everyone calls him a he
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>>149589705
Either or, so long as it quenches my thirst
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>>149589785
what if she identifies as as a girl, but nobody respects her pronouns?
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>>149589705
Asgore old silly pedophile!
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>>149589848
Asriel be a boy.
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>>149589819
Pyrogina did 13 lewds of those two.
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Asgore_Dreemurr%20pyrogina/1

>>149589868
Please, she's of age.
Children are for eating, anyway.
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>>149589705
DON'T
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>>149589507
On the other hand, Undyne is Undyne, and Undyne is crazy.
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>>149589961
>she's of age.
Every pedophile says so!
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>>149589723
I know this pain intimately
>>
Post it.
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What would happen if Nicolas Cage fell into the underground?
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>>149589983

>>149590046
She's old enough to bang Alphys, if you prefer that definition.
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>>149590180
>Undyne banging Alphys while Asgore banging her
This is something new, isn't it?
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>>149589868
First Chara, then Undyne
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>>149590147
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>>149590147
If you insist.
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>>149590154
What if Norm from Norm of the North fell into the Underground
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>>149590147
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>>149590369
>been together for over a hundred years and still obsessed with each other
Best side characters.
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>>149590269
Fish sandwich, almost as good as lizard sandwich.
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>>149590147
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>>149590451
Don't remind me of that shit movie.
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>>149590147
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>>149590568
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>>149590452
This triggers the VA anon, please delet
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>>149590147
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>>149590568
>"Look Frisk, I asexually reproduced a goat butt baby!
>"I'm not impressed"
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>>149590568
I dunno why everyone give this image shit. I kinda think its cute
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>>149590667
Oh look, actual porn.
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>>149590147
>>
>>149590269
>errr.... uh alph....?
>yeah dude
>where are youre pants....?
>i took them offbecause i was banging your dad for a minute there.....
>AND NOW YOU ARE BANGING HIM
>HE HE HE
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>>149590754
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>>149591116
Sharing is caring.
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>>149590147
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>>149590147
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>>149586154
>Papyrus
>Pokemon

We're gonna travel around Johto and he's going to lose to every gym leader there.
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>>149590147
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>>149590154
Which Cage? He has several forms.
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Near last for Papyrus!
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>>149590147
don't look
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>>149590519
>for over a hundred years
where is that said?
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>>149591514
ALL OF THEM FUSED TOGETHER TO FORM PERFECT FORM CAGE.
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Near last for sad ghost
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Last for I love this goat waifu
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Last for Muffet!
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>>149591718
He would walk in
Get attacked by Flowey
Bite Flowey's head off to gain his power
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>>149590986
But it's cute porn though.
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>>149591860
DEEEEEEEMOOOOOOONNNNN.
>>
TRIGGER ME
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>>149591815
you fucked up.
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>>149591319
remember pillow prince
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>>149591863
A perfect start, what else would he do?
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>>149591942
Charrator is canon
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>>149586154
>Toriel
>Halo (As a game series, don't know favorite game)

Maybe we are caught in a pretty bad situation, hunters, elites scrambling into firing positions with an elite zealot presiding over them with a handful of hapless grunts.

I suppose she'd run interference by causing a fire storm in the middle room, sending the grunts screaming in terror, giving the elites pause. I run around to some dropped munitions and grab a M41 Rocket Launcher, fire at the support structure of the cause way and have it crash down on top of the warriors. After the smoke clears, I notice I just caught the attention of the hunters as one of them chargers up their fuel rod, ready atomize me into nuclear goop. I scream for Toriel and she launches a barrage of fire balls at their exposed backs. Groans of pain fill the hall as both of the wormed beasts collapse to the floor.

I find a phantom to hijack and pretend I know how to fly one and we get the hell outta there for some pie and ice cream at the nearest outpost.
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>>149584978
Neutral evil is worse than chaotic evil.
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>>149591993
Sans is canonically a pillow prince.
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>>149591890
It is cute, and at least they are adults here, but anon this is a blue board...
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>>149591994
Become Flowey
He digs a small hole, stands in it, covers his feet with dirt and just waits.
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>>149592034
OH THAT TRIGGERS ME GOOD MY FUCCBOI
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>>149591993
yes. good times.
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>>149591921
I regret nothing.
>>149591942
Your favorite and least favorite holding hands.
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>>149592303
Does he wait for another human?
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>>149592321
When you actually quite like your least favorite and does nothing to upset you.
>>
>>149592321
Different anon but
>Mettaton holding So Sorry's hand as he uses his hydraulics to slowly crush it painfully
Not triggered
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>>149591860
Spider ruins another good thread
>>
i like asriel
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>>149591942
Chara did nothing wrong and is literally the game's Christ figure, she so strongly identified with the monsters that she sacrificed her life in the hopes of freeing them. She only sought to destroy humanity as a way to protect her new people, who had encouraged and amplified her hatred for mankind while she lived among them.
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>>149591942
Your favorite is watching your least favorite cartoon while having their genitals stimulated by your least favorite dressed up as your least favorite cartoon character
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>>149592682
fuck youj
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>>149592309
you've got a strange definition of good, bucko
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>>149592682
I'm sad that I don't have an asriel
and I don't have any entertainment to distract myself from that fact
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>>149586154
>Asgore or sans
>Civilization V

If we land in Indian territory after the Atomic Era, we would be completely fine, can't say the same to other places.
Learning Hindi could be a problem tho...
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>>149592863
well, we're all a little bit different.
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>>149592817
fuck you leatherman
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>>149592405
Yes
Waiting and waiting. He doesn't know for what.
He just knws that this is his destiny now.
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>>149593073
What will he do when the human arives?
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>>149591942
The far left is right on every single political point.
>>
favorite ship?
>>
>>149593207
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
I've seen the phase Toby is a hack thrown around here a few times, what has he not done?
>>
>>149593212
Mettacest
>>149593207
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>149593280
Most of the kickstarter promises.
Or the things promised on the Steam page pre-release
>still no Mettaton date or robot husband
Toby is a hack
>>
>>149593104
Shoot him again! His soul is still dancing
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>>149592321
But it's cannon Undyne and Alphys are "close"

Alphys isn't the worst, but she's the worst main character
>>
>>149593212
me x my favourite
>>
>>149593212

Sansby
HoneyMustard recently though
>>
>>149593280
Robot date/imminent marriage
Goatdad date
Flower date
NEO battle
Hard Mode
Alarm clock
Wallpapers
Extra comics
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>>149593462
>HoneyMustard
Explain
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>>149593212
me x >>149593446 's favorite
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>>149593434
>still no Mettaton date

I just checked we were supposed to have a robot husband. I'm legit triggered right now
>>
>>149593212
Friskriel
preferably fem Frisk
>>
>>149593212
Me X >>149593568
>>
>>149593462
same
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>>149593743
b-but anon, I'm already taken
>>
Well it's time for another roll call folks.
Botfag here.
>>
>>149593575
I'm telling you, Toby wanted to keep Mettaton to himself.
>>
>>149593909
I'm torn between bots and fsh
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>>149593909
skelefag present
>>
>>149593212
let's see...
Asgore x Toriel
Asgore x sans
Asgore x Gaster
Asgore x Bowser
sans x Frisk (in a non-lewd, cute and platonic way)
Beautiful Mettacest with EX and box

sans x happiness
Asgore x Anon/myself
sans x Anon/myself
>>
>>149593909
I'm a fish enthusiast.
>>
https://soundcloud.com/opheuse/papyrus-learns-what-hotbox-means
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>>149593909
Other botfag.
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>>149593980
I mean realistically he was probably the most fun to work with. He's got that jet pack/snarky comments/color puzzle maze/most unique battle system/quiz show

Why the fuck wasn't here a main character
>>
>>149593909
Muffetfag checking in.

I just noticed an image got deleted, but I will let someone else get a replacement last.
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>>149593565
Underswap Papyrus x Underfell Sans
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>>149593909
momfag here
>>
>>149594170
woah
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>>149593909
Beardgoat, fish, lizard.
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>>149594083
Oh! I forgot Asgore x Doggo!
Now that's a rare ship.
>>
>>149594189
>I just noticed an image got deleted, but I will let someone else get a replacement last.
beat you to the punch demon
>>
>>149593909
asrielfag
>>
>>149594305
Because it's shit
>>
>>149593909
Grillbyfag reporting
>>
>>149594324
You're welcome.
>>
>>149594083
>Beautiful Mettacest with EX and box
Literally the only good choice there.
>>
>>149593212
i ship friskriel because im an awful human being

i dont even like shipping really, and i don't even self-insert which makes it weirder.
>>
I'm gonna spare 'em all.
A seven royal army couldn't hold me back.
>>
>>149593212
nicepants
>>
>>149593909
momfag
>>
>>149594391
you're just saying that because there's not enough of it yet! Also, Soriel is the true shit ship
>>149594539
b-but what about sans x happiness? He deserves it...
>>
>>149593212
Mettaton EX x NEO
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>>149595025
No he doesn't, he like the one character that's not really friends with you
>>
>>149595057
Patrician taste
>>
>>149593909
Temmie Flakes standing by
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>>149593909
Lizardfag.
>>
>>149593212
muffet x both skeletons
dog marriage
>>
>>149593212
Soriel

Fuck off Dadfags, even though I like Asgore better than both of them
>>
>>149593909
monsterkidfag
>>
which one of you assholes kept going on omegle to shitpost about mkid and immediately disconnect

you are a fuck and I demand an apology
>>
>>149593907
That's what makes it hot
>>
>>149593909
Momfag
>>
>>149593212
froggit x whimsum
>>
>>149595553
Mkid a shit
>>
>>149593212
Ruins Rock and Sans pet rock!
>>
can I force myself to be laid back or is that some sort of paradox
>>
>>149595553
Probs him >>149595408
>>
>>149595025
Doggo and Asgore don't fit together and never interact to justify a ship between them.
You just want to see two furries fuck because you find them hot.
>>
>>149595554
That is sad
>>
>>149595553
>shitposting about some other douches shitposting
are you sure you aren't just some same fag?
>>
>>149593212
ToriGorey.
Algore.
Goredyne.
Lizard sandwich.
>>
>>149595762
why do they need to justify it
all shipping is dumb wankbait
>>
>>149596048
It's shitposting friendo
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>>149595761
jokes on you i never been on omegle and I plan on never going there
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>>149596320
But some is dumber than others
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>>149596320
they need validation.
>>
One of each Undertale vs. one billion lions
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>>149596320
Shipping is kinda like theories. They need some ground to them
>>
almost there
>>
one billion papyrus against one billion propyrus
who wins
>>
>>149596696
One of each Undertale vs. the sun.
>>
>>149596696
all the lions are in the lion pit
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>>149596528
>>149596320
Yeah, you have to go to your nations capital and get it approved by whoever is your leader.
They give you a cute stamp and everything.
>>
im so tired
>>
>>149596895
stay determined, anon
>>
sans is so lazy that I bet I could bully papyrus to tears right in front of him and he wouldn't do a damn thing
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
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>>149596696
Undertales because nothing can scratch Mettaton box
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>>149596842
An Undertale made of fire vs an Undertale made of ice
>>
>>149596980
i just need some rest.

i'll try again tomorrow.
>>
>>149596895
of being what she want you to be?
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>>149596739
this. Even if that ground is paper thin, there has to be something
>>
>>149596895
Sleep is for the week anon

>>149596994
If Toriel doesn't say to protect you, he'd probably kill you for fun
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>>149597031
vulkin vs snowdrake
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>>149597129
which is why ToriGori sucks
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>>149597129
I don't see why, if you're already jacking it to a game like Undertale why not go hogwild, you've already crossed the line
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>>149595402
>implying we give a shit
momfags are the ones who get triggered by that mate
>>
We need some bread.
>>
This is the end.
>>
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>>149597791
>>149597791
>>149597791
>>149597791
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
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