/smgen/ - SMITE General

>>149400283
CUTE

Anyone on PC want to play some Clash?

>>149400457
>clash

>>149400457
Yeah sure. My psn name is vaginastomper11

>decide to play Nemesis
>no tanks on enemy team
>decide not to play Nemesis
>4 tanks on the enemy team

>>149401868
i bet you play her bruiser so you deserve it desu

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console plebs IN

>>149402747
I want to rim her.

>>149402747
I want Posedion and Kraken to ult her.

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>>149402747
Not nice senpai. I like jing Wei

>>149402830
well you can't rim her but maybe you can rim the originals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ

friendly reminder paragon > smite

>>149403037
I'm pretty sure barely anyone plays that game.

Am I the only one that would fuck the shit out of Jing?

I want to cum on Jing's wings.

>>149403543
nah, i wouldn't fuck jing though, If i had to choose a semen demon it'd be Kali, Nox or Awilix

>>149403037
paragon is slow, clunky, abilities are dumb, 1vs1 dull, laning is dull, jungle is a mess, fine its a jungle but goddamn jungle mobs are stupidly hard to kill, leveling(in game) is comfusing as fuck and takes a long ass time, "card" and builds are confusing as heck, games take longer than LoL/Dota 2 games on a 3rd person view.

In general paragons visuals are fucking 8/10, would give it a 9 if it didn't look so washed out but its still very pretty, everything else sucks.

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>>149403802

All top tier picks really

>>149403859
it's almost as if it's an alpha game

half of those problems are alraedy solved

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>>149403037

>>149404108
they might solve all of them(not movement speed tho, they said they won't make it faster at all), but at its current state paragons is not better than smite.

So how do the deserter penalties work?
I'm in a match that im afk in and don't plan on playing, strangely my team is winning and took out a couple towers.
If I don't play at all and the team wins do I still get the penalty?
I just want to practice my Nem jungle

>>149404458
>I'm in a match that im afk in and don't plan on playing
Fuck you

>>149404575
I only do it if there's a good reason (shit builds that will make us lose, shit team mates die before 5 mins, someone instalocks a role i already called or someone else)

>>149403859

Most games in Paragon take 20-25 minutes.

it's only certain matchups that take 35-50 minutes.

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Which gods aren't jerks? I mean, lets be honest, Zeus is a pretty big butthole at times, and I imagine that Bakasura isn't exactly chummy. But who would you sit down and drink a beer with?

>>149405443
I don't drink beer

>>149405443
Bacchus and Tyr clearly.

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>>149404138

>>149405443

Pretty much any norse god bar Hel and Fenrir

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>>149405725
Who would you indulge in non-sexual comradery with my friend?

They should add a vgs line saying "Reported!"

>>149405443
Khumba, Xing, not sure about drinking, but it would probably be fun to chill with Ne Zha. I think it would be fun to try to play cards with Xing. Khumba, Khepri and Zhong. I need real friends I think.

Jing Wei is for ______.

>>149408439
Masturbating.

>>149408439
Cuddling

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>>149408439
With thighs like that there's no other option

Deploying emergency memes.

Loki's stealth mechanic is busted as hell., and his ability to near-instantly 100-0 any squishy late-game needs to be nerfed, big time.

I want to mercilessly pound Jing Wei's cervix.

>>149405443
I'd party with Apollo and Bacchus, drink a beer and chill with Xbal and Loki, to drink and possibly seduce...NOX
i want dem fun bags

>>149411469
I know it's a meme, but honestly all hirez need to do to remove the frustration factor of loki is to bring back aegis 3

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>>149411771
>yfw you realize her summer skin is going to be a two piece and not a swimsuit
get ready fo' dat lewd midriff bois

>>149411881
Apollo and Bacchus seem like the type of cunts that would charm and fuck any women around, even your girlfriend. Xbal seems like a Grade A bro though.Play some casual football with him before grabbing a few cold ones.

>>149405443
Bro tier gods and goddesses who would be great drinking buddies:
>anhur, bacchus, freya, khepri, khumba, odin, ra, skadi, sun wukong, sylvanus, thor, tyr, ullr, zhong kui

He can't drink anything without a head you stupid fuck tier:
>Xing Tian

Attention whores/ wont shut up tier:
>aphrodite, apollo, awilix, bastet, cupid, hel, mercury, neith, thanatos, zeus

Molotov cocktail tier:
>agni, sol, vulcan

Wake up without a kidney tier:
>ah muzen cab, ah puch, ao kuang, arachne, artemis (if you hit on her), bakasura, fafnir, fenrir, kali, loki, medusa

Disney producer tier:
>Jing wei, scylla

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I like this MOTD

>>149413305
Xing has his chest face. Even if he could not drink he would probably be pretty awesome, being a warrior poet and general. Play chess and go and shit. Teach you how to use an axe and maybe... ride on his shoulders. Just maybe.

>>149414187
What is it?

>>149415229
Omnipotence in Conquest

>>149414712
>Ride his shoulders
I've never had a life goal.
Until now.

>>149415371
I am glad my thoughts have inspired you friend. Godspeed on your dream, and the best of luck.

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Does anyone here know who to get the PC Xbox account merge shit to work? I want that fucking skin.

>>149408656
Delete this

>>149411469
>Deploying emergency facts.

>>149415371
>tfw ywn ride on Xing's shoulders and ride his metal cock afterward

>>149408439
Long walks on the bench as you tosh stones into the ocean and hand holding

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>>149416361

>>149416361
who walks on benches you fucking weirdo

>>149408439
Relaxing with. Help her excavate some stones into the ocean, have some ice cream. Stuff like that.

>>149416002
They literally walk you through this shit on their website

>>149416002
Don't u just link ur gt to ur hirez account?

So when are they gonna remove Erlang from the game?

his voice is shit
his model is ass
hes annoying to play against
his passive is stupid as fuck as its really useful and its not at the same time
and I hate him

Have they ever added a second Nezha skin?

>>149420632
When are they gonna remove you from this reality?

You're stupid and a faggot.

>>149420842

>calling me a faggot when you fap to R@ porn

yeah ok kid.

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>>149420936
>R@ porn

>>149421327

Posting Scylla isn't going to hide you from the truth , homo.

>>149420936
>>149421327
seriously though why does r@ have so much porn

>>149418354
>>149418873

Whenever I try it, I press "Get started", then "Log into your Xbox Live account", put in my Microsoft info, then it just redirects me back to the "Get started" menu. I been trying this shit for literally months and I am quite flustered about it.

>>149421670
Furries

>>149420780

It seems not.

I have been waiting 3 years.

Shame.

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>>149420780
>Ne Zha got cucked out of the summer skin by Jing

>>149422834
That's what she gets for having a dick

>>149422834
>TFW freya doesn't wanna pound your boipussy anymore
;_;

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Favorite Favor purchased god emote? Xing Clap here. It's good for great plays or taunting an enemy down the lane. Best of both worlds! Yes, I have been posting a lot of Xing lately. He's my favorite.

>>149424579
Well shit, wrong picture.

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live

>>149403802
I absolutely agree with Nox but Kali and Awilix?
I'd much rather me a Neith or Nemesis.

>>149427278
the list is actually freya, bellona, and freya
thx for playing

>>149427508
So a whore who is into dwarfs and a dyke?
I never saw it comming.

When do we get the Freya update for the console?

>>149427278
consoles please go

>>149427278
consoles please stay

>34 posters
I don't want smite to die it's one of the only multiplayer games I like still :(

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>what god is this game

>>149430747
Anubis?

>>149430747
Xing, Ares or Bacchus.

>>149430747
ao kuang

I feel like players are getting increasingly more retarded in unranked modes.

I wish I had some people to play with, this shit is infruiating.

>>149430747
Fafnir

1v1 scrims time, post ign

>>149430747
The hot Ah Puch 8^)

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>that feel when you are on the other side of bad matchmaking for once

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>>149430747
>>149430902
>>149431024
>>149431027
>>149431653
>>149432118
Tadaa

>>149432150
How can anyone play Chiron?
He is so very bad.

>>149433153
why do you think he's bad?

>>149433504
Because I played him and found him to be the worst carry.

>>149433153
He is good in joust. I do infinitely better there with him than I do in conquest due to sustain and clear not being as important.

>>149433731
transcendence start is essential on him, as is leveling up your 2 before your 1. In conquest I don't recommend doing that because you have to clear, but in joust it is superior. You get a lot of kills you wouldn't normally get because shitters have trouble calculating delayed damage into their decision making.

>>149433956
If you don't start your carry with transcendence your are doing something severly wrong in my opinion.

>>149433731

>worst carry
>not Artemis

>>149434151
Exactly, not Artemis.


Artemis > Anhur > Amor > Chiron

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The brood is ready!

>>149434385

If you were rating in terms of design, you'd be right.

Will the mermaid Medusa skin be worth it?

>>149434721
When they reveal the in game model and VP, we'll see. Its 50$ worth of gems so it better be good, otherwise I'm saving my gems for robot Medusa in the Odyssey.

>>149434906
Won't it be to late when we get to know what it will look like? I think you need to buy everything in a limited time to get to the skin.

>>149434396
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/6/62/Arachne_Taunt_2.ogg

>>149435056
You can wait till she is revealed and if you like her, you'll still have plenty of time to buy everything to get her.

>>149435056
Of course not, don't be stupid. The whole point of these ending skins is to be an incentive to buy.

>>149436054
>The whole point of these ending skins is to be an incentive to buy.
They already hooked me with lewd jing Wei

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>>149435109

they're already releasing a new god this Wednesday?

>>149434721
>>149434906
Wait what? I thought the sea maiden was the skin that was the incentive for this since merdusa is only the middle unlock

>>149436180
every two updates

>>149435056
Are you a retard?

>Ymir says he has to put something in the oven 3 minutes into our game
>comes into the game 5 minutes later and ends a 17 minute game 1-8
>blames the team for feeding Kali
>tell him the next time he sticks something in the oven to make sure it's his head

How strict is the penalty for being reported? I'm assuming it's just a slap on the wrist if the report even goes through.

>>149436719
Sea maiden is a mermaid medusa skin m8.

>>149437961
What? Why are they giving two mermaid medusa skins then?

>>149437996
What the fuck are you talking about 2 mermaid skins you mong? The mermaid skin is a limited for buying everything.

Are you getting confused with the pedestal?

>>149438106
Oh, haha. I didn't realize it was a pedestal until you said it and I looked

>>149437941
In game reports rarely do anything.

You need something like 100 in a short period to just receive an automated warning.

>>149413305

>fenrir
>Wake up without a kidney tier

Do people not realize his story is a warning about self-fulfilling prophesy?

Odin hears from an old hag that the wolf will be a big bad in the future so what does he do? Gets the people who raised and fed Fenrir to betray him and lock him up in chains in isolation and despair for years and years. Fen had every right to hate everything by the time he got free.

>>149439630
>>149439630
I want fenrir to give me the knot.

LIVE

>>149442546
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/e/ec/Rama_LastCommando_Joke_2.ogg

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>>149443007
no we cant let it die, we have to beat life into this thread as it wheezes face down in a pile of its own feces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh6tXmKGY6Y

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>>149443760

ahahahaha

what does solo lane mean and where can I find all the ebin terms for ranked

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>>149444724
Not this shit again

ranked games starter guide when

>>149413305
>Odin, Freya & Thor
>Bro tier

Bunch of cunts, Odin is a womanizing dick that loves to flaunt and brag about his position among the gods, Freya constantly uses her beauty to create drama for amusement and Thor is very prone to anger and not that hard to provoke.

What the fuck is up with the cutesy Khepri icon, I've gotten it like 5 times and it still shows the quest.

>>149445612

Shut up loki

Honestly I would love to be loki. He gets to have all the fun and entertainment in the world. Just imagine going outside and fucking with every person you see.

>>149446969
Loki was bound with the entrails of his son Nari, and his son Narfi changed into a wolf. Skaði fastened a venomous snake over Loki's face, and from it poison dripped. Sigyn, Loki's wife, sat with him holding a basin beneath the dripping venom, yet when the basin became full, she carried the poison away; and during this time the poison dripped on to Loki, causing him to writhe with such violence that all of the earth shook from the force, resulting in what are now known as earthquakes.

Sounds like a good time.

>>149447643
why couldn't loki put a bucket over his face himself
why couldn't he just lean at angle where snae poisons self
why couldn't wife get a bigger bucket
why doesn't skadi do anything with poison in game if she's such a master of snake

>>149448763
Because loki is stupid
Because loki is dumb
Because loki is an idiot
Because loki is a moron

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>conquest

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it was like a br server simulator

>>149449502
>>149449734
?

>>149449734
>>149449502

>2200 sgs
you are a shitter, so you get matched up with other shitters, and when you get a kill, you record it and post it on 4chan.

>>149449502
>Solo Geb

the fuck

Why is Nu wa so sexy?

>missclicked guardian in the t5 skin vote
fug I wanted warrior
sorry guys this one's on me

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>>149450962

>>149451102
Doesn't matter. Mage will win anyway.

>>149451871
how do you know

>>149452751
https://twitter.com/schisam/status/755836836203917313

>>149453008
gay

>>149451102
>not voting ≈1K times

>>149453598
Neith

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>all these people here caring about the T5 when all they will do is complain about the price when it comes out

>>149453950
>Not stocking up on gems last 50% off
Senpai I got enough gems for to own your family

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>>149454012
>tfw I only bought the 13000 gem pack once during the sale

I should have got it twice, I had no idea I would burn through 13000 gems so quickly.

>>149454183
>I had no idea I would burn through 13000 gems so quickly
fuck did you buy idiot?

>>149453950
I planned on getting Odyssey items and I'm already in progresses of getting summer stuff but I plan on quitting. I play raked solo queue and I got fed up with matchmaking and playing against trio parties and in general life as solo queue in smite is suffering. I probably wont even finish summer event because of this shit

>>149454228
>fuck did you buy idiot?
English please, idiot.

>>149454228
Shit tons of skins as I don't buy gems very often. The last time I bought gems before the 50% was like 2 years ago.

I do have 4000 left though, but most of that will be going into getting the medusa limited skin. So i'm going to have fuck all for the T5.

>>149454310
There probably will be another big sale on black Friday

>>149454389
There usually is. But it wasn't 50% off was it? Wasn't the last sale the first 50% off?

>>149454432
Yeah, the dreamhack one was the biggest sale they ever had.

>>149454432
>>149454478

only the 13k gempack was 50%, which was introduced just before the sale

they'll probably repeat it on black friday

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>>149453598
>>149453843

>>149450263
>this mad
the artemis has a sgs of 1k, 30 conquest games

the matchmaking is shit, sorry ponpon

>>149454759
DELETE THIS

>>149454310
How much will t5 skin cost?..

>>149456091
Thanatos was 8150 gems. Thor was 5100 gems.

I'd guess the next one will be around 5000-6000 gems.

>>149456281
>$100 for a damn skin for just 1 god
you got me fugged up idiot

>>149456389
Every moba has some kind of super expensive skins.

>>149456389
It's why the t5 vote is a big deal. Shit only comes once a year and because it's expensive, hirez put a little bit of effort into it. So people are hoping their favorite god finally gets a decent skin.

>>149456527
>Community vote
>Community design
>hirez put a little bit of effort into it
Yeah, sure they did. They made the drawing come to life for $100 a piece

>>149456669
It's still going to have the T5 effects whatever it is.

I would pay $100 or so for a -good- T5 Xing.

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so is ranked conquest just niggers roaming the entire game until everyone dies

>>149457752
How does it feel knowing xing will never get a t5

SPL/OPL/Whatever the names of the current tournament stuff on the season ticket has yet to update or give me FP since Thursday.

Should I be worried I'm going to get fucked over by this?

>>149457752
>>149457864
who

>>149458089

probably update it on monday, hirez is incredibly fucking lazy (even going by their standards) when it comes to not-SPL matches

>>149458089
That's normal.

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I made it lads

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>>149458952
mediocre desu

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>>149458109
Best Guardian.

Is the lane to the far right solo lane?

>>149459461
The lane with the smallest space between the opposing teams towers is the solo lane.

>>149459567
So the middle lane? So why do people not just call it mid lane? What's the right lane called if the far left is duo lane?

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>>149459697

>>149459567
>>149459697
*sidelane with the smallest space between the opposing teams towers is the solo lane.

>>149459697
Middle lane is is mid lane. The side with fire giant and blue buff is Solo, which is shorter than the side with Golf Fury and red buff which is duo lane.

The sides of the map are different depending if you got Chaos or Order titan, so using left and right terms isn't helpful.

What items are anti-heal, sometimes I see people recommend that people get that to combat certain comps but I don't see that you can filter items by anti-heal like you can with, attack speed or crit for example.

>>149459953
There's no filter for it.
Curse is a relic that reduces healing and slows.
Pestilence is a magical defense item that reduces healing in an aura.
Divine Ruin is a magical power/lifesteal item that applies an anti-healing debuff when you hit with an ability.
Brawlers Beatstick is a physical power/penetration item that does the same as Divine Ruin.

>>149459830
>>149459921
Thank you for the help.

>tfw 5/19 rama

Really nigga

>>149460641
KEK??? Arena? That was literally just me. Are you the fag that kept saying I rock when I died if so go die idiot

>>149460081
Sweet, thanks man.

>>149460719
homie you are shit lmao.

>>149460641
>>149460719
>>149461043
lol game so dead that this dead shit general is seeing each other in random matchmaking nice 1 guys

>>149459107
whats ur ign

you fags are always posting bullshit

>>149461198
Bigfart23 is my psn

>>149461198
Cracky7 :^)

>>149461374
>stacks a party every game

nothing to see here

>>149461198
Zapman

Loki > Thor

>>149461932
does nobody want to play with you anon? wonder why

>>149460719

lol no, but good job outing yourself as a shitter

nemesis weaboo skin voice pack is so cute.

Post music that amps you up

>>149464232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgczlrYM4eI

>>149464232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNveMjoSxp0

>>149464232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_0G6WPuss4

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I WILL SSSSSSSUCK THE IMMORTAL OUT OF THEM!

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>>149465456
You suck!

>>149464232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfiQnxjl53A

>>149464232
https://youtu.be/9YCMBIgvFTc

it's that time of the day again

who wants to scrim 1v1? post ign

>>149464232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChCp9knOnII

>>149465806
>1v1

Kumbhakarna nerf when?

>>149465642
i'd suck your titties if you know what i mean

>>149465456
wow, i never noticed how stacked she is.
now she jumps very high on my best divine titties list.

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>already have 1 ref
>mfw thinking of making 2 more accounts to referr and get puppet skin tyr

>>149469169
>He didn't get that skin for free during the cancer shit for that spic

Lmao

>win 8/10 Duel qualifiers
>get placed in Bronze 3
>thus is fucking bullshit but whatever lets play at least I don't have to carry any shitters
>winning 9/10 matches and climbing ranks
>mfw I'm still only Silver 3
Fuck it takes a long time to rank up in this, when will people actually start to be a challenge?

>>149469169
Have fun getting to level 15 with each of those accounts!

>>149469534
Well it's double xp, how long will that take?

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>start up assault
>get guan yu
>cba
>attempt to trade with artemis
>click her name
>game crashes
>long back in
>30 minute penalty
nice1 hirez brb time for overwatch

>>149469614
With double exp, and a decent amount of playtime (10-15 matches a day) that might take a week for each account, possibly two.

>>149470031
rofl?

>>149470031
>a week or two each
It'd take any non shitter like 3 days kid.

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>be me
>playing smite on xbox
>game start
>god select
>call jg then pick ao kuang
>faggot called jg2 and autolock ratatoskr
>message him then call him a cancer
>message me back telling me that ao kuang can't jg because he's a mage
>me cringe
>message him back telling him to get off my dick (because I'm lvl7 with ao)
>recieve a message from another guy
>tell me to stop
>me awnser "kek sure"
>5min later
>I'm banned

Where did I go wrong?

>>149471442
That's actually funny since when I used to play 360 for some reason I could report people and they would get 1 week bans for almost anything. It's almost as if I was a moderator without knowing it

>>149471442
>me cringe
Yes you are. And not like it matters in casuals.

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>>149471442
>me cringe

>be me
>solo queue conquest
>everyone's picking their roles just fine
>pick carry and lock in Medusa as everyone else has already picked their role
>support picks Athena
>ATHENA
>REEEEEEEEE YOU MADE ME A HIDEOUS SNAKE
>put on mic and hiss and growl at Athena
>match starts
>constantly shooting her, let her fight off xp camps on her own
>finally get my ult
>ymir and skadi are pushing while she has very low health
>if I ult them I can buy her enough time to escape
>ult her instead
>laugh as she dies
>recall to base and start shooting her again as she respawns
>stay afk
That'll fucking teach that "Goddess of Wisdom" shit before she goes ruining more lives.

>>149473220
Wow
You must have got this off of Wikipedia explaining Autism

>>149473220
This ladies and gents is where your donations go to help Autism.
What a waist

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>krett and drybear are sat in the office meeting room
>i'm feeling jewish today drybear, how can we make more money in paladins?
>me too you baldy fuck, any ideas?
>we need to make the game better friend
>I agree, don't call me a friend, four eyes
>o-okay, well the maps are too big, we need to do something about it
>we already made them smaller you hairless fuck
>I know drybear but players still get around them too quicky, we need the overwatch audience we can make money
>what do you suggest, you window licker?
>well, the only thing I can think of is to remove mounts, it would make sense since mounts don't really work for the game
>wouldn't players who payed for the premium mount be angry, you mango looking fuck
>yes, we will need to do something to compensate them, add something new for them, would require work
>w-work
>at this point drybear falls to the ground screaming 'work, work, work, work' over and over
>he begins to foam at the mouth having a seizure
>krett runs up to him and slaps him
>rory, it's okay we won't do that, that requires work and actual effort lmao
>drybear wakes up and slaps krett so hard his glasses go flying off his face
>so what do you suggest we do, you bold dwarf looking thats a load of me breaches manlet
>make all the champs really slow, I can have that done by today
>do it you fucking faggot
>no problem
>krett is crying at this point from being slapped to the moon
>anything else rory
>don't call me rory and yes, buff pip, you beedy little frog

>>149461198
Whats bullshit about 3.8k??? I have almost 3.2k

>>149469272
the only way you got placed in bronze if you went 8/2 is if you had shit elo from last season :^)

game's dead anyway, so you might find masters as soon as you hit gold

Why is this season ticket rewards so shit compared to 2015? Seems literally not worth buying.

>>149463974
T5 Magical girl freya skin when?

So this jetpack fighter skin. Is it easy to get? How long do I have to play that shitty jetpack game for?

>>149474780
Never, that OP faggot doesn't need anymore shit.

>>149474887
You can get it for 15$ or play the game for a good 8 hours until mission 50

>>149474887
>How long do I have to play that shitty jetpack game for?

2 or 3 hours though you have to wait for Stamina to refill.

>>149474887
What are you on about?

>>149475254
kys

>>149475074
You have to admit how great of a fit Freya is for a magical girl skin

>>149475307
What?

>>149475507
kys

>>149475507
He is kissing you

>>149475648
What?

>>149475648
Oh, sorry not into men!

>>149475972
faggot

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>>149475972
>men!
>assuming
I am a little girl you faggot

>>149476260
>He

>>149476421
I can identify as whatever I want faggot

>>149400132
Do you guys actually have a problem with the console players, or is this just an outdated meme?

>>149476578
They're just mad that they beta test the game for us elite console players

>be me
>solo queue joust
>Die once
>Teammates say "You rock"
>Reply "Ok" "Have fun"
>Go afk in spawn until we lose
Sorry but you dirtbags who bm like this don't deserve a win

>>149475334
It's not a fit at all, what are you talking about. She doesn't transform, she doesn't have any of the magical girl tropes or personalities, she doesn't have that annoying sidekick, there is literally nothing similar between the two ideas.

>>149477152
>>149474145
>>149473220
>>149471442
>tfw one guy keeps not getting any replies so he keeps shitposting in different ways trying to be le ebin troll and it never works

>>149477381
You don't even know what a skin is

>>149477529
>Be me
>tell story on 4chan
>Others copy and do stories
>Retard thinks we are all the same person
>BTFO him
>He kys
>Live happily ever after

>>149477529
I was the one that made the Medusa Athena post for shitposting / laughing at the reactions. I didn't make the others you tagged.

>>149477529
I was the one that made the krett and drybear post for shitposting / laughing at the reactions. I didn't make the others you tagged.

>>149477152
Lol u have feelings

>>149478173
Lol u like losses

>>149477152
what does bm mean

>>149478613
Boil Meat

>>149478613
Black man.

>>149478613
big meaty

shit general

>>149478613
Billy mays

>>149474159
nothing if you actually got a high sgs by solo queue.
90% of people with a high sgs just stack teams and fight randoms.

>>149479135
I know you are but what am I?

>>149454310
>>149454183
>>149454012
>people waste this much money on gems for this mediocre game
I literally can not even.

>>149480448

you need to take your pumpkin spice frap and go back to tumblr

>>149477152
>everything wrong with humans and Smite players in one post
You should be perma-banned from Smite.

>>149480448
Who cares. What else am I supposed to spend it on?

>>149480604
Anything else would be better.

>>149480531
>wasting real money on shitty games

>you can select your role before queueing in lol
wow smite really sucks

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>>149457752
Too bad this game is ruled by reddit, and reddit is ruled by little kids, and little kids only like classes who can make the red bars go down and get the epic kills to carry the game with superior skill
There is no love for guardians but at least we can dream

>>149480858
All completely wrong. There is no love for guardians because any game I pick a guardian the whole team will blame you for any deaths they have. Not going to pick a class that tries to help but is unappreciated and shitted on all game

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>Wah wah wah others have money to spend!
>I have to sit here in my hut and play games with cans
>Fuck them!
Stay mad poorfags!

>>149481159
bm = bad manners = talking shit

>>149481327
I miss "Nemesis pleases old men for money" anon.

>>149456389

Smite is one of the cheaper mobas in terms of skins.

>>149464232

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77zU5JMOqUg

Whenever I play Amat.

BIZZY B SKIN FUCKING WHEN

>>149456389
It's going to be about 5-6 tier 3+ skins, cosmetic items, and like 12-14 odyssey chests on top of t5 skin.

>>149480858
>letting your teammate die as a Guardian
Git fucking gud. All my best wishes rates are on guardians, nobody dies when I'm around, and everyone gets fed.

I'm 100 games on to ranked and I've been playing whatever role is left open, unless I'm first pick. I think I enjoy mid and solo most. But for me as a player is it better to focus on certain role or keep playing everything to be good all around?

>>149484393
Better to focus on two or so roles but still get up to date on the other so you can fill if needed.

>>149480448
>can not even
Back to tumblr lard ass.

>>149405796
>Loki, the guy who would take a shit in your drink and scream how he trolled you.

Whats my hirez account password? I signed up by linking my gmail.

>>149485612

Loki in norse lore isn't THAT bad of a guy, just made some shitty choices. Also having the herald of ragnarok as a son probably fucks up a lot in your life

>>149485714
It's over

>>149485802
Doesn't work.

New to Conquest- would I be considered a shitter if I took Xing to Solo?

>>149485714
When I request my username I get an email with "USERNAME: ". Some high quality shit hirez

>>149486215
No, he does okay. He used to be the best, now he's just okay. You might get called slowpoke.

God damn I'm really grinding JPF for that sweet Leona skin but god damn it's typical jew rez shit happening.

1. Have to grind through 48 or so lvl's to get Leona, and on top of that you have to pay alot of coins to unlock her
>2. Some levels are fucking annoying for a mobile game. For example, the only things that might hurt you are lasers,and there's a bunch of rooms that stuff you in a room SURRONDED by lasers with fucking laser shooting enemies
3. The bosses, they're fucking pathetic but they usually end your No Damage bonus, they're so easy but shit.
>4. Level 39 (the one I'm stuck on) is fucking IMPOSSIBLE, it's only a stamina drainer
5. Oh yeah, the only way to play is to use stamina...yes. STAMINA. FUCKING STAMINA. If you play for a hour you will probably use them all up and have to wait a whole day to get more

>>149486947
L O L

O

L

>>149486947
They released the Android version and the skin is back up?

>>149486947
Tip: You don't have to three star the map. Just literally run through everything besides a few certain points. It's like playing sonic without collecting anything. The game is so easy a child could do it

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>>149486947
>He didn't get it out of the chest

r8 my mean green build lads

>start watchers and lvl 1 boots
>mail of renewal
>thebes
>genjis
>gaia
>sell watchers for shield of regrowth

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>>149486947
FOR ANYONE WHO CARES THIS IS LEVEL 48
IT'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE
the big jew nose in the middle is a boss with 4200 health and takes 10000 scratches on your screen to kill

>>149487769
Oh yeah, and it's on Guan

>>149488172
SO EASY A CAVEMAN CAN DO IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8aj1AlYvxI

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>>149487375
>he didn't get it from some anon in this general

>>149488773
Does the code work on multiple platforms?

>>149436123
It was revealed?

>>149453950
Can anyone tell me how this works with getting a T5 skin? I never had the chance. What would one cost?

>>149489509
It was already posted here>>149456281

>>149489035
Yeah

>>149489913
So If I already used it on ps4 people can use it on pc and xbox?

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>>149489271
Yeah looks something like this

__ :^) ___

>>149489509
It doesn't cost anything, it's a reward for buying everything from the odyssey

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>>149487375
>buying chests
hello q cc

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>>149490148

>>149490148
Can't wait for all the tears when she is in a lewd bikini

>>149486947
iktf
Speed running through it atm got to lvl15 now I have to wait a day to continue...
Not gonna lie, if I wasn't in it for the skin and played this on something with a larger screen it'd probably be fun.

If I download JPF and get Leona can I use the code on PS4 or its PC exclusive?

>>149491161
Anon I'm sure you've seen plenty of nemis running around with the skin on ps4.

>>149491161
Yeah, you can use it on ps4. That's how I did it. But I am still wondering if it has multi use so I could use it on xbox and pc

>>149491251
Only after it was in the Hocus Pocus chest, but I'll take that as a yes.

>>149491343
I doubt it.

>>149490078
Not sure about that. Before you could with skin codes but after last few updates they kind of unified stores or something. But I haven't tried, so I can't say for sure

>>149491343
>playing on all 3 platforms
Truly autistic.

>>149491343
It does yes. Once code can be used on each console once.

>>149492218
>>149492120
>>149491918
>>149491665
Looks like it doesn't matter anyways since there doesn't seem to be a way to see the code again

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PC/Xbox get
PXJPF9655DD9451214

>>149490148
>Ashur is a pedophile
/votekick Townshend from the clan.

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>>149492768
Grabbed PC. Thanks senpai, now I don't have to bother with memepack fighter.

>>149493562
So close. I wish they would port Jetpack Fighter to Win Phone already.

>play motd
>go positive each match
>doesn't matter because I get shafted every single round with shit comps and disconnects
>finally play one with guan yu, but he is incompetent and doesn't understand how to instacast or the fact that he is a heal bot
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149494953
Guan is considered a healbot? I rather like his abilities, but I guess I could be wrong about what his role is.

>>149495286
when the cdr in the motd is 75% he is a heal bot

I just searched up Jet pack Fighter on the play store but the first result was the Smite app. Is Hi rez meming me? I want the Leona skin.

>>149492985
stop this meme

FUCK I CANT WAIT ANYMORE!
I NEED POOL PARTY JING WEI ART TO FAP TO

>>149492985
Ashur is pretty awesome. Leave Ashur alone!

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Third fucking game I lose where I go 20+ kills - 2 deaths. WHY DO THESE FUCKERS NOT KNOW HOW TO DO A LANE. IT IS FUCKING CLASH! THERE IS ONLY 2 AND THEY STILL CAN'T DO IT. I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149495787
Follow the link from here

https://twitter.com/JetpackFighter/status/756552374425161732