Our True Cause Edition
>Current Content Update:
- Warzone Firefight (available on 6 maps)
- Campaign Score Attack
- 1 new arena map
- 1 new warzone map
- 1 new warzone assault map
- 1 new forge canvas
- New bosses, including the Grunt Goblin
- New reqs, including the UNSC wasp vehicle and the Halo 2 Beam Rifle
- Req items available in forge
- 5 new campaign score attack achievements
- 3 new warzone firefight achievements
>Official Warzone Firefight reveal trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3My_2vZQjBI [Embed]
>Important Halo Links, Notes etc.
http://pastebin.com/64rb9y4w
>Latest Halo Community Update
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/news/comic-con-preview
>Spartan Companies:
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/spartan-companies/halo%20general
>Looking for custom games/campaign co-op players/matchmaking squad
http://halolfg.com
http://halocustoms.com
http://halolobbies.com
Watch the threads for occasional party squads
>Xbox One clips and screenshots
http://xboxdvr.com/
>The third /hg/tage is out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj0swJRlm5g [Embed]
Previous thread >>149205028
Reach isthe worst
>>149358717
Second forHalo 4 is misunderstood.
>>149359067
Shitty comic hours?
>>149359206
>making thread early just to dump shitty comics
eric
>>149359312
>what is the poster count
It's stupid that he made it early, but MS paint comics are always a welcome thing.
>>149359312
>bieng this autismally assblasted about thread creation that you fail to check the poster count
>>149359067
Do one of these exist for "were it so easy?"
How does this make you feel?
What are covenant AIs like? Are they shitty?
>>149361213
Do you mean gameplay AI or lore AI?
>>149361507
The lore AI.
>>149361117
It makes me hype.
I want to see what Prometheans can do, especially since they'll be less boring in an RTS setting.
>>149361627
>The Covenant's knowledge in the field of AI technology is notably inferior to that of the UNSC and the Forerunners. The AIs used by the Covenant are comparable to human "dumb" AIs, as they are non-sentient and are only designed to perform a certain task; for example, their starship AIs have no function beyond the piloting and navigation of their ships. So far, only two types of Covenant AIs (security and naval) have ever been encountered by the UNSC. Upon dissecting a Covenant AI aboard the Ascendant Justice, Cortana theorized that it may have been based on captured UNSC technology, altered to fit within their theocratic society.
>The Covenant's limited use and understanding of AIs stems from their beliefs. In Covenant mythology, it was a form of self-aware AI, referred to as an associated intelligence, that led to the demise of the great Forerunner civilization by defecting to their enemies, the Flood. As a result, the San'Shyuum imposed a ban on this sort of technology under the penalty of death. While less sophisticated AIs were allowed, machines that could actually "think" were prohibited.
tl;dr: The Covenant were actually smart when making their AI and actually made them dumb so they wouldn't turn on them (see rampant Cortana/Mendicant bias).
HALO WARS 2 WHEN
>>149362042
February 17, 2017
>>149362193
Thank you. I hope it turns out better than the first one.
>>149362446
Looks like it, at least from the beta.
They're also taking player feedback, which is nice.
>>149361917
Isn't navigation the only thing they use them for?
>>149363698
Yeah, it's all a dumb ai is good for
Just cleaned my room and the Xbox One power brick was the biggest fucking culprit of dust bunnies. The thing was covered. Have you cleaned yet /hg/?
>>149365668
I have fans going constantly, so dust can't really settle anywhere obvious
Looking for anyone that wants to speed run halo 2 or 4.
Also looking for a general MCC lobby. Message Pathogenicity and I'll invite
>>149366098
Unless you have four fans pointing at all dimensions of your Xbox. You're going to have dust buildup on the dimensions of the Xbox that has no fan pointing at it
>>149366329
I'd be down for it later today, maybe.
Depends on whether I end up having to go out today.
Surely 343 focuses on the casual player base for Halo 6 right?
>Keep spawning with BR's and carbines and boltshots in super fiesta
FUCK OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE
Come to hg to find someone to play with
>no one will actually play with me
>but they will have a six hour discussion with me over the lore of halo.
It's like the world is telling me to be a serial killer
>>149368312
After realizing that MLG rakes in zero cash?
Probably.
Need help with the no pain no gain achievement. Apparently you have to beat a level with all skulls on. Also general achievement hunting on MCC. Pathogenicity is my gt
>>149369274
>I have no social skills
>better kill people
>>149370932
>no pain no gain
I'm up for helping and all but fuck LASO
>>149369274
>tfw enjoy randoms more than anons
>>149371109
Please help. Because fuck my life doing this. Even on normal.
>>149371187
Just follow some walkthrough online.
>>149372071
B-but halo buddies.
>>149373175
Halo buddies lead to pain and sorrow.
>>149373426
Not having halo buddies is what made Elliot do what he did
>>149373494
I thought Elliot just wanted the puss puss.
>>149373620
It was really because he just wanted a halo buddy.
Prevent Elliot's by always playing with your fellow /hg/ anon
>>149373764
But that would delay the beta uprising
>>149374747
You need social skills to co-ordinate an uprising.
Halo 5 still up there
>>149375314
It beat todds game truly we are the halo 5 guardians.
>>149375570
To be fair, Todd's game is split into two for no fucking reason, like how there are two Overwatches, because one is Origins Edition and one is Regular.
>>149375314
>people will still argue destiny is worse than halo 5
lul just lul
>>149376130
Remember, it's ok when Bungie does it.
>>149374747
Some of you guys are alright.
Don't play halo tomorrow.
>>149376782
Wasn't planning on it.
>>149376130
>half a star less
I guess it actually is :^)
>>149359067
>>149359206
>>149359297
Source? These are great
>>149378347
DELETE THIS
>>149378495
I don't know, they just kinda float around
>>149378495
Daily reminder that sigmund is a two faced bitch who will fuck you over.
>>149381408
lol shut up, hes my baby boii, desu
>>149380992
I still miss Johnson.
Palmer isn't much of a replacement.
>>149381871
Get online. Shit was cash last night.
Moar
Mfw Legendary with iron + thunderstorm skull isn't that hard on H4
>>149382318
lol no I only play with sigmund
>>149382478
Kek I played with you last night fuckboi. Get on.
>>149382658
who are you?
>>149382873
We did iron skull on legendary. I drove you.
Pathogenicity ? You were drunk last night.
>>149382978
lol yeah sorry you were kinda annoying, ill pass.
Going to start up a WZFF lobby. Feel free to join.
>>149383107
Kekkkk. I didn't even have a mic.
Not sure if you're trolling or not 7 fish
deacon pipap on raid on apex 7 is a goddamn nightmare
>>149383181
yeah, but you still sucked at the game and were annoying to play with, move on kiddo, lmao'ing at your life.
>Bias might come back
>>149383348
I now know 100% that you're not 7 fish.
He died 10 times more than me. Was apologizing everytime. Was totally chill and fun to play with.
Kekking at the fact we can't use trips to avoid the shenengans. I'll wait till 7 fish is on xbone
>>149383510
fuck off kiddo, i and sigmund will cut you
pic related, me
>>149382978
>can't identify false-flag shitposting
>>149384001
lol yeah what a newfag
hownew.ru
>>149383804
Exactly fuckboi.
7 fish I'm pretty sure he was Canadian because he apologized to me when I ran him over with the tank accidentally.
He's not a fuckboi. He's Canadian.
And if you are 7 fish and you have bipolar disorder or short term memory loss then that would explain why I feel like I'm in the twilight zone. Pic related
Ps. If you message me on xbone confirming what your sentiments here and I will pledge me allegence to sigmund as I set myself on fire
>>149384160
do you have autism?
>>149384001
>>149384117
At the time I posted that no. I just came here within the week. I am new.
But as you can see I called it out before you two called newfag
>>149384308
dont talk to me ever again, newboi. Otherwise I have to show you who the boss of /hg/ is.
>>149384521
Why is every board the same. It can't possibly be inhabited by the same people.
I just want to play halooooo
>>149384308
If there's a post with a GT and it's not a post about joining or looking for a game, it's probably not them.
>>149383356
Is it wrong to say I actually kinda unironically sort of missed him?
>>149384610
>implying
>somebody is so buttblasted that they have to falseflag
Why even stay?
Is it autism?
>>149384828
(You)
>>149384828
>gets buttblasted because he gets falseflagged as
>>149385402
>tired of constant shitposting
>must be the guy!
Fuck off
>>149384828
Halo
Posted a couple days ago and told you guys I was Silver 5. I am now currentlyGold 2
Am I progressing at a decent speed? What's an "above average" rank in Halo 5? Tips on not being a shitter in Swat?
>>149385969
Above average is diamond. Gold is shit, and I'm tempted to call you a liar for being silver.
>>149358870
>Not Halo 4
Shit taste detected
>>149385969
Wait until next season starts then get with a group of good players and win every single match
That's the only viable way to escape the shitty rank system unless you enjoy hundreds of matches of grinding
>>149385969
Here are some rank distributions for the playlists.
>>149386310
Wow, I am middle of the road average.
>>149386203
Swats probably easiest playlist to rank up solo in.
SURRENDER THAT AI
>Protect the forerunner cores
oh for fuck's sake
>>149385969
>Tips on not being a shitter in Swat?
aim better desu
Anyone want to help me either speed run any halo 2 or 4 levels
Get the scarab gun/soccer balll
Beat any level with LASO
Doing this now and looking for at least one person
>>149386163
4 had better modding potential.
>>149385969
Aim gud and spartan charge
>>149387204
I'd be up for it tonight after MCC customs
You are currently browsing /hg/ thread #186.
>Previous threads since numbering began:
#185 - Black Undersuit >>149205028
#184 - Heretic Hunt >>149027360
#183 - Master Chef >>148884035
#182 - Take the Cruiser Back >>148678867
#181 - What the Fuck Were They Thinking >>148550631
#180 - What Ever Happened to that Stupid Cloak (Archived)
#179 - Parasite's Cove (Archived)
#178 - We Numbered Now (Archived)
>>149390521
You're late
>>149390521
>literal autism
>>149390521
Keep fighting the good fight
>>149389850
Send me a message. I'll invite you.
Pathogenicity
Breakout was a great concept
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLq4DB9egb8
this series turned 10 years old 4 days ago
>>149386089
To be silver is to kill yourself without getting kicked for the whole match and feeding more than a mission to Africa.
>>149391364
>Halo started 20 years ago
>>149391425
Sounds like Russian. I was going to say this was impossible, since 343 made a containment game for Russians, but then I remembered it died, so this is fully possible.
Is the MCC thing still starting at 7:30?
>>149391841
>Is the MCC thing still starting at 7:30?
I hope so. I'm taking a nap to help me detox faster. Right now I don't feel good at all.
>>149391935
We better play CE.
>>149391935
>Detox
so white
>>149391778
The only reason why Russians are so bad is that they tank the games when they don't get to play as the red team.
>>149391935
I thought it was just a meme, but you literally are an alcoholic
>>149391935
Alcohol is degenerate.
Reminder that OUR boy Naded is streaming.
>>149386089
Y tho, fampai. I'm a new Halo 5 player.
>>149391425
You motherfuckers on 4chan love to exaggerate
>>149391841
>tfw work until 11pm (EST)
[ANGER]
>>149392540
People have been legitimately getting ranked silver this season, so I think they changed the algorithm a bit.
>>149392540
Ignore them. They're probably buttmad plats who blame their teammates for every loss.
>>149392707
>wageslave
>>149392804
Thanks anon
>>149392707
>>149392804
>They're probably buttmad plats who blame their teammates for every loss.
If you are going 1 for 10 in slayer, i have a valid point
>>149392709
I do too.
I got placed D1 at the beginning of the season and I'm sitting right now at D4 but every single game is an full Onyx 1500 clown show.
I'm ranked Bronze 5 in Slayer. AmA
>>149393807
Do you have a severe disability?
>>149393763
This is why people should be able to derank.
I wish to be the little girl
>>149395389
>being an actual gay
>>149395389
M00t plsstay
>>149392804
I'm a diamond, but platinum is the average.
What ever happened to that Russian halo mod?
>>149397475
It's still a thing. Only like 1000 people play it still.
Last call for MCC before I delete it because I refuse to play alone.
I've been asking for campaign. But st this point I'll do anything. Even disgusting SWAT
Pathogenicity is my gt.
>>149397651
>only 1000
>>>only
Shit son sign me tf up
>>149397727
There is a custom lobby going up at 7:30 but I can play now. Censoredchart1. (I'm too lazy to add you)
>>149397727
Add me: sick_fvm
I'll play some SWAT with you tonight. I'm the wageslave who gets off of work at 11pm though, so I'll be on later.
>>149397727
Chill the fuck out Mellow.
>>149398015
What did you do?
Also what do you want to play?
>>149398482
whatever is cool.
>>149398482
As for what i did.
I kept sending some kid kys messages and he actually did it.
>>149398885
Anon, you're supposed to make them send those messages to you so you can report them
>>149400078
It was only banter
https://youtu.be/tIk1-_-SLeA
Halo wars 2 intro cinematic
>decide to fire up a thundermythic run on halo 2
>remember the prophet of regret fight
>>149400306
>3 man spartan 2 squad getting BTFO by a brute
uh oh
>>149400954
>>149400306
Somebody save this shit.
>>149400984
They got dominated.
>>149400306
>have guns
>charge the brute with a hammer
Fucking stupid.
>>149401343
Didn't you see that? Bullets weren't doing shit to Atriox
>>149401667
Then why the fuck would you charge him?
>>149401783
he was resisting arrest
>>149401783
Because when all you have is a hammer, plus they immediately when on full retreat.
>>149400306
Cinematics are nice but that beta was fucking hot garbage
>>149402126
Just like halowars 1.
>>149402126
Because it was an actual beta, they will have another one closer to release anyways that you would likely find more palatable.
>use legendary RP boost in arena
>get 30 kills 15 assists and 5 deaths and win 20 over enemy
>end of match stats
>only get 1200 RP
there's literally no fucking point to playing arena if you plan on ever unlocking anything is there
>>149400984
Friendly reminder that MC rekked a brute 1v1 in first strike
>>149402437
rp boosts in arena are about as much use as tits on a spartan.
Warzone is what you play if you want RP
>>149400306
It already looks better than 5.
>>149402491
That brute was certainly not Atriox.
What's going on with the MCC customs game?
>>149402760
And those 3 young spartans were certainly not the chosen one MC.
>>149400306
RIP in peace Douglas, it seems we'll only have Splaser and turret spartans for the campaign.
>>149401259
>Somebody save this shit.
Done
>>149402972
Red is kill
>>149403009
MC almost got killed by Grunts on first strike, Atriox would baby shake him, literally.
>people think atriox would beat mc
>>149403508
Without plot-armor i can't see why not.
>>149403943
if it was on even ground and they both had their weapons and armor of choice I don't know who I would say could win
MC killed tartarus and several other chieftains singlehandedly
>>149402617
Hard to see how it could be worse than 5
>>149404072
Arbiter killed tartarus with the help of Johnson and several elites though.
>>149404072
>MC killed tartarus
You what
>>149403231
Grunts can be lethal if your shields are down. Chief also 1v1 a hunter in FuD and hunters btfo brutes
>>149403943
He has luck bruh.
>>149404256
>arbiter needed johnson, elites and camo to beat tartarus but chief beat regret and friends single-handedly
Sangheili BTFO
>>149404516
more like forerunner magic lmao
>>149402972
>What's going on with the MCC customs game?
I'm still not feeling 100% but I'm manning up and hosting anyway because I said I would.
I'm on MCC now
>>149403943
>implying shitriox can tank a lotus mine thrown like a grenade
>>149404952
Big dick nigger.
>>149405149
What did he mean by this?
>>149405249
He's a cuck!
His wife's a BBC slut!
/s Coffee
Cawfee
>>149406013
Good work.Gween team.
>9 people in a party
>no one speaks
I love /hg/.
>>149407172
I would, but my mic is broken.
I can only sit and listen to the silence.
I was promised Halo 4 customs
any of you streaming?
Thought we were doing customs?not 4 though please
>>149407172
Party consists of mutes and Neo neo neo /hg/
>>149407686
fuck you cuck
3:1 kda feels good man.
>>149408001
>>149408025
fukin hacker
>>149408025
>not 4:1
>>149408313
Anarchyreigns is a pedo, kick him
HALO ON HALO
OR
BOARDING ACTION SNIPERS
PLS
>>149408495
All in good time
>>149408580
>playing normal modes in 3
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>149408671
>getting rekt
topkuk
H2a blood gulch red
REEEE
>>149409281
>wanting to play slowest game ever made
>>149409338
>inability to gitgud
stick to halo 4 senpai
>>149409338
If we do any more halo 3 big red, set the base movement to like 110% or something PLS
>>149409431
I'll stick to good games like CE, 2, and 5.
>>149409693
>2
>good
Am I only one lagging?
>>149410302
Nope
Party got rekt for me too
>>149410302
yes
>>149410108
babby
>>149410302
MCC IS FIXED GUYS :^]
THERES NO GLITCHES YOU'RE JUST HATING 343 :)
Dammit, Red leaves fo 5 minutes and shit gets real
Why are sigmund dew weylamd and rentaroo playing halo 4 matchmaking instead of customs with us
>>149411427
They can't play real halo lol.
>>149411427
Who?
>>149411427
Because why not?
>someone finally cares enough to shitpost with my name attached
Yay, I'm e-popular!
About to start CTF
We have 11 ppl
>>149411427
Discord fags want to circlejerk by themselves.
>>149411427
>>149411472
>>149411619
>>149411661
>>149411794
Okay mom.
>>149411661
I dunno. It's just weird. They're even in their own seperate party like they don't want to talk to us
>>149411918
They're probably mocking you right now.
>>149411918
>customs party filled with people that don't talk
>they don't want to talk to us
???
>>149411918
>>149411918
>>149411427
So the Halo 4 shitters have been exposed
>>149412127
There's nothing wrong with playing the Big Team playlist
>>149411918
It is weird
Customs happen like once per week and have been planned for the past 2 days and when they finally start instead of playing with us they play matchmaking on the exact same game instead in a separate party (halo 4 no less)
>>149411427
Everyone likes to go back and play their first halo game.
>>149411427
Dew playing Halo 4? Why wouldn't he be playing his favourite game? I'm glad the shitter isn't playing with us
>>149412062
But we are talking
You'd know if you joined the party you cuck
>>149412338
They need their dedicated mic spam and meme spouting anon.
>>149412127
>>149412216
>>149412274
I have zero interest in playing with any of you now.
>>149412408
That's OK I mainly wanted sigmund rent and cookie
>>149412408
It's mutual.
>>149412504
>That's OK I mainly wanted sigmund rent and cookie
But i'm one of them.
>man why aren't some people playing with us
>it's not that they don't know or just didn't want to
>it must be malicious!
>now how will we make them want to join?
>I know, blatantly shitpost and shitfling!
>this is a great idea!
Now I remember why I don't play Halo with /hg/
>>149412504
>come home from din din
>someone invited me to join a party
>somehow in brought into this
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>149412712
If you're not here to play halo then why the fuck are you here
>>149411427
> Halo 4
That's a funny way to say H5 WZF, friendo. I joined on Sigmund because he's usually the one to be hosting a full team doing something interesting, don't start pissing and whining because I didn't pick your cool kids club over another idiot's cool kids club.
>>149412712
>I don't want to play once a week customs with a ton of people
>instead I want to play halo 4 matchmaking
>>149413436
>don't play with /hg/
>must be one of /hg/ playing with /hg/
Are you stupid or just pretending to be retarded?
>tfw it was probably sigmund starting shit about himself
the META has gone too far
>>149413381
Go take an aspirin gramps.
>>149413605
I don't understand what you mean by that post
But can't you see why it's a bit baffling? The whole point of /hg/ is to play with each other so when there's one big group with room to spare playing customs and then a smaller group playing the same game it's really weird
>>149414164
Aren't they also the people that are constantly playing with /hg/?
It's not weird that they maybe just wanted to do matchmaking.
>>149414285
Yeah but why wouldn't they even join the party and talk
Don't say game communication because nobody in /hg/ has ever needed that much clarity for communicating during a match. We're casual as fuck. And I doubt they're starting their Competitive MCC career right now
>>149413884
It wouldn't surprise me desu
>>149414440
I'm watching porn.
I need my headset so others don't hear.
>>149413884
Sigmund the crybaby
>>149414824
Oh so it IS a literal circlejerk then
>>149414440
Wouldn't it get kinda hectic with two different games going at once?
>>149414105
Just saying, is all. I really don't want to be part of a rift between two camps who're both blatant attention seekers and need parties forming up in order to get some validation. I don't care enough for that shit, I just want to play some games and have fun.
>>149415092
>my edit
Dude, nice!
>>149415092
Fuck you smigmermd
>>149415258
Yes that's the whole point
>traded my Xbox One in for a PS4 a month ago
>still no regrets
How the fuck are you guys still playing this game?
>>149415721
>Mexican
>Nasty nails
Kill yourself you disgusting piece of shit.
>Anime poster
Top kek
>>149415948
I have nasty nails but I'm not Mexican and I don't watch anime
>>149415869
Well, you put the disc in and you pick up the controller.
>>149416202
Um, the PS4 doesn't play Xbox games. Idiot.
>>149415721
>>149416279
>trying this hard
>still failing
>>149416334
Smigurmd is getting ROASTED
GUICHY GUICHY
>>149414178
>>149416334
Disgusting fingernails
>>149416334
>>149417017
>it's a sigmund FUCKS EVERYTHING UP episode
>>149417017
Are you an alien
>>149417017
elites go home
>>149417017
>>149417017
Can smiggles ever recover from this one???
>>149417729
>that size
What the shit, cookie.
>>149417017
ayy lmao
>>149417729
>>149418009
>>149418009
Do you all live in fucking caves
>>149418101
>2988x5312
we gaming with fucking shrek or what?
>>149418209
No, I live in an apartment. But I'm trying to glue rocks to the walls.
>>149418146
Who's that qt3.14? :3
Sigmund getting blown the FUCK out
give discord leader pls
>they added all of the noble team armors except for Noble 6's canon armor
fuk u 343
>>149418294
>always thought sigmund was a girl
>find out that picture of the fat boy with glasses is him`
>>149418465
>Sigmund
>Fat
>>149418465
>fat
He's a skeleton.
>>149418465
What.
>>149418537
>>149418614
No moe kusoge allowed.
>>149418786
>>149418537
>>149418614
>>149418906
aneme is for nerds fagets
>>149418786
Then talk about why Soldiers are shit. SHIT!
>>149419185
But that's a video game you fucking retard.
>>149419185
>>149419291
This just got interesting
Not botherring with taking a pic of my finger, so have my foot instead
>>149419370
Smol fot/10
>>149419370
looks good, if I was a Hobit.
>>149419225
Sauce?
Artist?
Umm is this/hg/ or some weaboo shit
Holy fuck can /hg/ ever just be about Halo and things similar to Halo. See more fucking anime memes than Halo.
God damn its like Djorwell and Shinobi x10. But at least those autists stayed on topic. Id rather see halo meme trash than this shit
>inb4 someone tries to tell me this is /hg/ culture now. I hope to god we didnt fall so far down that anime is now a meme trend
>>149419305
no its anneme u gay
>>149419370
Delicious
>>149419663
the other foot was mine
>>149419651
Yeah sure.
>>149419663
kai u bitch u go gold
>>149419758
>vn
lol just lol
>>149419758
>people consume this trash
>>149419992
It has a fail state, so it's a game
>Go on /hg/
>See anime
>Nope
Guess I gotta wait until people can stay on topic. But hey if anyone here wants to actually play Halo share your GT. Ill gladly add you and do some actual playtime
Anyone ever notice that the darker part of Cortana's legs looks like leggings?
It's pretty hot.
>>149420195
Sorry anon, but if you're gonna be like that I won't play with you.
It's not nice to judge people on their hobbies.
>>149420195
Hit me up.
I A Mclovin 177
>>149420229
"HMMMMMF! LUUUMMMMM MMMMMNNNNN GGGNNNNNNNFFF"
>>149420329
Fuck off cookie.
>>149420449
>posting worth your trip in the thread
Looks like someone is gonna be Barry Allen again in the discord
>>149420593
Looks like something that happened before will happen again?
Is anyone playing Halo 5 customs?
EXCLUSIVE HALO 6 CLIP LEAKED!
WARNING! SPOILERS!!!
>>149420930
You're a day late
SECURITY TO THE BRIDGE!
THE MASTER CHIEF HAS GONE RAMPANT!
>tfw brother was always one of those kids who would lie about shit in games
>shit like how you could unlock sonic in SSBM if you played 5000 games without turning the gamecube off
>in like 2008 he tells me he saw a leaked opening of what halo 4 was gonna be
>instantly dont believe him
>he said cortana wakes up chief and for some reason there are still covenant and they're attacking the ship
>they crashland on onyx and fight a bunch of sentinels and other forerunners
>mfw finally playing halo 4 and its almost exactly what he said with a few things changed
I know he was bullshitting like usual but goddamn343 really knows how to write like a 14 year old's fanfiction
>>149421480
more like rapeant
Who /fat feet/ here?
Question for you all.
Would you a qt elite?
>>149421842
Pingas pls
>>149422040
>>149422040
if they were like the fem elites in the legends anime ye
that gif aint an elite u bazinga
Tfw no lewd ai gf
>>149421842
Top fucking kek, gross
>>149420323
Oh god. Noo
Nooooo
OH GOD NO
tell me its not "him" tell me im being baited
Tell me im being rused
God help us all
>>149423051
Just
So you know
Anyone
That types
Like this
Is a colossal faggot
And should never
Be taken
Seriously
>>149423051
>insist that we're "Orwell x 10"
>afraid when he comes here
You deserve it.
Who is thenicest/hg/ anon?
>>149423267
Me.
>>149423362
him
>>149423267
Bias
>>149423267
The ones who join lobbies and keep the thread alive (and ontopic) and don't start or perpetuate drama
>RED
>good at CE
playing with /hg/ be like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0seCeyjLiM
>>149423707
So none of these anime fags?
>>149423679
Only real answer here tbqhwyfam
>>149423775
>Big "AFK in every game" red
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1469330976203.webm
sigmund likes this shit and plays halo 4.
veto to remove sigmund
>>149424157
>off-topic is using pictures you don't like
>>149424157
Yes
I know that 4chan was originally an anime imageboard but I'm sick of the weebs infesting this site
>>149424512
Macross is great, it's got planes that are also mechs
Question time. Why is Halsey hated by everybody? I understand the hate from the last 2 heads of ONI ( Osman is a Spartan wash out and the old one got sick of her shit.) but why does John use Halsey as an expample for what Cortana is doing. Last I recall from first strike she was still his mother figure.
>>149424759
I watched the whole video. I'm pretty sure sigmund hates freedom.
H4 Legendary run starting now.
With iron + thunderstorm skulls.
Two spots available to any who want.
Message pathogenicity
>>149424458
His internet connection sucks a big red one!
>>149424812
Chief understands that the Spartan 2 program was morally "bad"
Pretty sure all the Spartan 2's do. The way it was explained is they know it wasn't good, but it was nessecary and it was their duty and if it hadn't happened to them it would've been someone else
>>149424952
Dis gon be good.
By which I mean I'm gonna regret this.
>>149425294
Why cant I hear you ? That was half the fun last time.
>>149424512
>cgi kusoge
Sigmund pls
>>149424952
>iron
No thankyou
It becomes harder than solo that way
>>149425504
I'll have you know Macross 7 the better series.
>>149423775
Did it stop lagging?
>>149425730
HOnestly. Not hard at all. We take our time and kill everything. Join us. It becomes easier.
>>149426021
Sorry but I don't like being reset in the event that a teammate dies
It's why h2 legendary co-op is garbage
Guys what's the company commendation req pack for?
>tfw set up my physical autism to watch me grind for digital autism
comfy
>>149426284
We died five times. It just takes you back to the checkpoint. Not that bad. It only took 18 minutes. For one leve.
>>149426698
I did not like those figures(mark IVs). I have rarely ever hamfisted a figure but putting on that thin AR on its back snapped it in half.
>>149425907
Yeah but he was frozen.
>>149427117
they're not very well built
and my nephew got his hands on the one posing and managed to break its hand off in less than 5 minutes so I just carved into the joints to give it better maneuverability
>mfw l(east) coast fags have fallen asleep and don't bump the thread
>>149427117
That's why you sit them on a shelf
Who is themeanesthg anon?
Who is thefunniesthg anon?
Who is theshyesthg anon?
Who is thelewdesthg anon?
>>149429216
I'll tell you who the most annoying is.Whoever keeps making these shitty posts.
>>149361917
>covenant decide to Butlerian Jihad their ai
nice, does that mean Engineers are covie Mentats?
>>149429216
>Who is the meanest hg anon?
Droid
>Who is the funniest hg anon?
Bias
>Who is the shyest hg anon?
Backup
>Who is the lewdest hg anon?Bv
>>149429657
>>Who is the funniest hg anon?
>Bias
what are you 5 yrs old
>>149429924
No, I would have said Pingas otherwise
>>149429306
rude
>>149430485
Welcome back Spic
>>149430485
>>149430485
NO, YOU FINALLY WENT BACK!
GET BACK ACROSS THE BORDER!
>>149421119
really makes you think
>roland defends cortana early in H5's campaign, setting up some of her points later
>he's seemingly the only human ai IN THE GALAXY who doesn't join her
what did they mean by this?
>>149431432
>for some reason, the Infinity is hard to see, despite being the biggest thing floating in earth's orbit besides the fucking moon
>she can't see it
>oh wait, she can
>lol, they somehow escape anyways
What?
>>149431432
That he'll probably turn traitor
>>149432420
I mean, they'd be stupid to trust him. And if he was gonna go traitor there's no reason he wouldn't do it now.
Can UNSC ships even function without an AI?
I've never witnessed Red so upset.
He's usually a pretty happy guy.
He didn't even care about hosting. He just wanted to play Halo. He wasn't even angry, just disappointed and sad.
>>149433008
Keyes took the autumn in manually.
They could probably make do with dumb ai and programs.
>AdjacentBias has joined the party
>>149433542
w-what happened?
>>149433810
Red's Internet shit the bed.
Be got a huge MCC lobby and couldn't do anything. Every game had horrible lag.
He gave the lobby leader to Kai and everyone else could then play, except Red himself.
he tried to fix it, but to no avail.
I'm currently experiencing server issues with warzone firefight...
>>149433915
RIP in peace.
If he ever wants to play all he has to do is just join up whenever.
>>149433915
>>149433915
>Post yfw Red might ACTUALLY kill himself
Goodnight /hg/.
>>149434052
>>149430628
More like
Get backMacrossthe border
>>149434052
:(
>>149434052
>>149434052
>>149434052
>>149434208
Goodnight, anon.
Have sweet dreams ofHalo 6 having good lore.
>>149434052
>mfw Chiron TL34 was the map that pushed him over the edge
>>149434052
>>149435180
I'd tap out too if we had to play on Chiron
Let's have a Late Night Cringe Thread.
https://youtu.be/3l01GAdnFgU
>>149434023
What kind of issues, exactly?
>>149437006
That second Black Ops verse is legitimately good
>>149437006
>>149437006
I got 25 seconds in and had to stop.
At least I know I'm not autistic.
Does it get worse?
>>149437006
Nothing was settled.
Neither game was declared victorious.
>>149437174
Fucking hell, the people from back then are going to be able to vote
>>149437736
The Black Ops verses were significantly stronger. Plus, the guy who made the video sided with Black Ops.
>>149437006
That's actually not that bad.
The first rap is significantly more autistic.
https://youtu.be/nGY0l1k6WCA
>>149437978
>OOOOOH WE DONE DID IT NOW
Is there a /hg/ Discord?
>>149438357
https://discord.gg/UneQk
>>149437748
>the people from back then are going to be able to vote
>>149438357
>Actually using discord
Just wait until they release their botnet
>>149438526
Bill is looking worse by the day
What is wrong with this faggot?
>>149439409
Maybe he's like the guy from Hunt the Truth, and 343 is sending dudes in black suits to his apartment at night.
>>149439442
>343 will never send ONI spooks to kidnap you
>>149404691
I wonder if this is any better or worse than >>149404516
>>149440452
"Luck" was always dumb plot armor.
At least it's explained now, even if the explanation itself is somewhat weak.
>>149439409
Self esteem issues?
Depression?Is he Big Red?
>>149439409
He craves attention.
Literally next to nobody believes his bullshit "leak" and it's triggering him.
>>149440451
>343 sends ONI agents to kidnap you for mentioning MCC issues online
>hear a door creaking open down the hall
>4 Intruders are approaching behind me
>they're wearing black undersuits so I can't tell if they're on my team or not ans they're hard to see
>they beat the shit out of me then take my credit card and make a $99.99 REQ transaction and leave
Those were some dirty tactics, 343
>>149440803
If you were smart, you would have made a long, detailed post during the REQ sale.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tv4vxTMQlE
Huh, I was just memeing about getting gold again but if super fiesta is here I might actually do it.
>>149440548
Yeah, and I mean, the "Forerunner magic" doesn't really work in a way that negates Chief being a badass.
The problem was that the explanation was done in such a way to be perceived as suchwillingly by some.
>>149441043
>>149439240
>>149440624
Wait what leak?
About what?
>>149441227
How can somebody that old that looks that bad have such a perfect head of hair?
>>149441328
He posted a video about how he claimed to have knowledge on MCC and Halo 5 development and it's the most obviously made up shit ever.
>>149441375
how does he have knowledge about those things?
>>149441426
>how does he have knowledge about those things?
He doesnt.
He claims he got Skype meetings with ex 343 devs that broke the news.
>>149441487
what if he's telling the truth though
how do you know he doesn't?
>>149441529
Fucking kill yourself, LNG.
>>149441636
I'm not even him lol
Just asking because I'm wondering if he has any proof of his connections considering he's smalltime on youtube
Get a drink of water. Breathe.
>>149441529
I don't know he's not telling the truth.
I just think his leak is bullshit based on listening to the details. Some of them make absolutely no sense to me.
>>149441776
>>I just think his leak is bullshit based on listening to the details. Some of them make absolutely no sense to me.
So do at least 50% of 343s design decisions for Halo 5.
You still can't sell more than one req at a time.
It took 7 months for them to put the fucking menu options in multiplayer in alphabetical order.
This game costed 250 million dollars, yet a fan made main menu is better than the UI we got, and a fan had to program a chrome extension for selling reqs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jZNCz_8axA
Nothing about Halo makes sense anymore anon-kun
>>149442017
>It took 7 months for them to put the fucking menu options in multiplayer in alphabetical order.
This is the worst. It takes forever to scroll down to the Forge canvases and gametypes that matter, and nothing is in categories like they used to be.
>>149442095
>>149442017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2upjCuYaLrc
>Based act man laying down the hammer
>>149442148
I generally don't mind the UI, I just hate selecting maps and gametypes.
>>149442194
>>149442148
>pregame lobby is nothing but emblems
>200 fucking armors that you cant sort in any order at all
>dozens of emblems that you cant sort in any way
>the numbers 1-10 are all over the place and aren't in any order
Good lord. I still haven't bought Halo 5 but it just looks like a disasterpiece of terrible design decisions
Built a $2000 Windows 10 rig.
PC Forge when?
>>149442095
>>149442194
I really hate that every forge varient of a map is listed as its own map and not as a subdivision of the forge canvas it's made out of.
Know what I mean?
>>149442426
It makes a bit of sense for the disc maps. I'd at least like to make my own folders outside of disc maps, bookmarks, and my own maps.
>>149442330
>>200 fucking armors that you cant sort in any order at all
How often do you actually change up your armor? If it's that big of an issue, you can just use Waypoint to change it.
>>149442194
I think it's fucking bullshit that we don't have the right-hand player menu like in 2, 3, and Reach.
You can't see who the players other than your fireteam are before a match, and you can't just swing to the side and click them. You have to load a completely separate menu to do that.
>>149442490
It's not sorted on waypoint either
And I don't change it because there's 200 fucking armors and you have to wait for the preview to load before you can even see the differences which takes a few seconds
Oh you want to go back to that one armor type? Have fun going through all 200 sets trying to find one because they're not sorted in any way.
>>149442515
>You can't see who the players other than your fireteam are before a match
This was done on purpose, and was even changed in MCC. It's to stop people from dodging matches.
>>149442561
It's a shit idea. If it really came down to seeing names to dodge matches, then they'd wait the extra twenty seconds, see the name on the scoreboard, and quit.
>>149442550
>It's not sorted on waypoint either
It is if you go to the page of all your reqs. There, it's sorted alphabetically by rarity.
>>149442613
And then it would count as a loss.
>>149442635
>>149442490
>Just go to the games website to change armor instead of doing it in the fucking game
Is this really what things have come to?
>>149442635
>And then it would count as a loss.
It already counts as a loss if you leave before the match starts. It also gives a ban.
>>149442740
>It already counts as a loss if you leave before the match starts.
No it doesn't.
>>149442761
It does. Bans get marked down as losses.
Even if you win a match, if you get disconnected during the ending animation of your team standing there, it gets marked as a loss. 5's matchmaking is fucking retarded.
>>149442896
If you leave in the lobby, the game doesn't count.
>>149442950
It actually does. If you get to 4/4, which is when it shows the other players' emblems and is when you can't press B to back out anymore, and you do something like shut off your system and come back, you'll have a match counted in your division ranking. Like, one of those ten notches will be filled, and it counts as a loss.
>>149443123
You can quit as late as the map/mode reveal and have the game not count. Try it.
>>149443195
The second it hits 4/4, which is when it reveals the other players, it counts as a loss. And if the problem according to you was to prevent people from dropping from seeing opponents' names, then the problem was either already solved or just made more extensive.
>can never know where any of the good weapons on the map are because 343 changes and removes shit every update
what's the point of having POWER WEAPONS in your fucking game only to remove them because they're "too powerful"
Like fuck they even remove storm rifles. If 343 had their way it would be pistol/AR/BR/SMG only
>>149444567
>storm rifles are no longer on maps
>brute plasma rifle doesn't count towards the commendation
>cannot do the commendation without fiesta or warzone
>>149444567
>>149444630
>storm rifles are no longer on maps
WAT
>>149444890
TOO POWERFUL! :^]
See, during the beta when prophets bane was on truth, I though each map was going to have a unique power weapon on it. I guess not but imagine how cool that'd be.
I'd still like to see prophets bane on there, with the properties of either a regular sword or ravening sliver. No invisibility
>>149445256
When did they take storm rifles off?
I was just playing free for all the other day and they were still there
>>149445412
They're still on certain maps
Just removed from most
Good example of subspecies:
Skirmishers
Behave differently, look similar yet unique. Appears alongside regular jackals ingame
Bad examples:
343 grunts
343 jackals
343 elites
Behave the exact same. Look worse in nearly every way. Turned into generic evil looking baddies. Don't appear alongside the other variants, literally function as redesigns in all but name
>>149445947
I agree but let's get the shitposting out of the way
>Reach
>literally mentioning an enemy from HALO: REACH
do you have autism? Kek, what a faggot. Its like you don't know reach did everything wrong.
>>149445947
>343 Elites
I like em better than Halo 3-Reach Elites desu. The former looked goofy and the latter looked bestial.
>>149445947
Elite subspecies is a meme. Just like "nanobots".
There's no subspecies of elite.
>>149447672
The new ones look goofy
They're way too bulky, their armor is SHIT, their feet are gigantic
Looking 'bestial' isn't a good thing. Just because they're aliens doesn't mean they have to look scary and evil. That's one of the worst parts about 343's designs. It's like a child's mindset.
H2A elites eternally a best. Halo wars 2 is using them.
>>149448176
No no, the REACH Elites were bestial. Their needle teeth, the beetle eyes, plus there was this odd proportion thing going on.
The Halo 3 Elites had this funny fish-look going on when viewed from the front, their jaws were fragile, it got rid of the hooves from CE-Halo 2 (which continued in Reach).
Halo 4 gave their hooves back, gave them back a more intelligent (but intimidating) look, and while some armor was miss their was some hits.
>H2A Elites
Unarguably great. I'd have loved if Arbiter's elites looked like them, while Jul's was made up of the Halo 4 phenotype.
>>149448774
I don't think they've got hooves in 4. They've got the 3-toe style from reach and 3
I'm glad we agree h2a elites are the best. If we ever get to play as elites again, I'd want to play as them. Playing as the bulky ass 4/5 ones in h2a multiplayer was such a shame
>>149449335
I only wish their feet weren't so... insubstantial. They're positively dainty.
>>149449335
343 has everything at their fingertips right now to make the perfect halo game.
>bring back the h2a art style for enemies and weapons and armor
>keep the subspecies but make them a a rare tougher variant
>bring back Marty for the music alongside jinochi (he said he'd like to if he was asked)
>bring Joe Staten back for the story (has written a novel for them and did the grunt voices in 5)
>bring back playable elites and split-screen
>return classic sounds to things like the banshee, ghost, plasma rifle, etc
>beef up the covenant with brutes, drones, engineers, and skirmishers
>continue refining the H5 gameplay with more modes and options
Boom. Perfect
I know they don't have an unlimited budget, but I don't think any of that is particularly unreasonable
>>149449658
Elites were always super slim until reach, 4 and 5 made them bulky with clown feet. I actually prefer the small feet of the h2 elites. It looks good. Looks alien
>>149449856
Don't forget
>fire the current armor designers and art department who won't let us have black undersuits or customize our armor because mixjng and matching pieves would "ruin the sillhoute"
And
>promote Tom French and the forge team. Give them all the resources they need. Those guys are fucking awesome
>>149450093
God, I fuckered that one up
mixing**
Pieces**
Sillhouette**
It was probably readable but I'm an autist for spelling
>>149449856
Imagine this:
>Joe Staten heads the overall story
>Eric Nylund handles UNSC aspects
>Greg Bear writes for Forerunners
>>149449953
Originally their hooves were pretty imposing; it was both aesthetic and functional, fit for holding up a heavy 8+ foot creature.
As for bulk... tbqh I don't see it, they aren't that much bigger than CE-H2. Most art I've seen just shows them hunched over and/or wielding swords.
>>149450454
Yes. I don't know what they were thinking hiring a fucking comic book writer.
As for elites, the new ones are indeed much larger. If you can, go into theatre in halo 2 anniversary MP and see how much bigger the elites are than the Spartans, because they use the new type there. It's ridiculous compared to classic h2 or h3
>>149448176
>>149450454
The one thing I really like about the new elites is the large hooves in imposing boots, looks like something that would hold up a 10 foot snake guy, and the one thing Halo2 anniversary got wrong on the Elite design was the hooves, if you compare it to the original Halo 2 elites the feet are much smaller.
>>149449856
>>149450454
From everything I've heard and seen going on, I think these things have a good chance of happening. This is making me really hype, and I know it'll fall on me but fuck.
Bumpness.
>>149454412
>Bump after 4 minutes
Are you of kiddings me m8
I am both scared and excited for Halo 6
>>149447815
No subspecies and nano ots were actually used by devs to explain away artstyle changes.
>>149454740
I'm sorry, i hadn't refreshed the page in a while and I was going to bed, but now I'm on my phone...
Here's a picture of my actual real life face to make up for it.
>>149455380
Where are proofs?
>>149449856
A man can dream.
I just want customization back, and no REQs.
>>149459108
Pretty sure REQ points are here to stay
>>149458468
There's the Jackals, for one. The art book mentions that the Jackals exhibit a unique variability, and the Kilo-5 Trilogy gives name to the 3 subspecies we've seen so far.
I recall some comics showing Elites of various... ethnicity(?) serving in Jul's Covenant. Same with Grunts, if I'm correct.
>>149460264
The Forerunner books also mention humanity had at least a similar kind of physical diversity, before the Didact turned all but a few of them into Prometheans
>>149460569
Depends on whether everything under "Homo" counts as "human"
>>149461529
Well for the sake of simplicity, there were a variety of closely related species that fell under the label "human". Including the Hobbits, Neanderthals, Denisovans, etc.
>>149462014
>hobbits
>>149460569
I think I preferred when it was just that human numbers were kept controlled instead of just making them into robot soldiers
>>149464229
>human numbers were kept controlled
When was that?
>>149464453
Greg Bear's books
>>149464863
I don't think anybody specifically did that... Forerunners just dumped humans on earth as bugeating savages and let them ape around.
>>149424812
343 pretty much raped Halseys character, it's one of the things that pisses me off the most. Spartan Ops was fucking atrocious, why the fuck did they not retcon it?
Halsey lost an arm, for this
>>149466351
>caring about psychopathic war criminal
>>149466762
I'd say sociopath caring only for herself and her remaining spartans
>>149466762
If he wasn't an Englishman I'd say he was obvious shillary supporter.
>>149466351
Spartan Ops portrayed Halsey perfectly, for all its other faults. She was exactly the same as the original incarnations, such as in Ghosts of Onyx: always well-intentioned, if a bit of an outlier when it came to following rules.
Halsey did nothing wrong.
>>149467386
>Englishman
>play Halo 4 legendary again
>just for kicks, actually use the suppressor this time
Welp, now I just feel like an idiot. Although I'm sure I'm not the only one.
>>149468008
>not using the supressor from the start
Why didn't you use it before?
/hg/ shits on Halo4 for being unhalo and shit. Rips on 343 for not being Bungie bunguloo
>Shits up its own board with off topic anime and waifu trash.
>>149467504
Except abduct children.
>>149470663
EVA is not off-topic when speaking about Halo.
>>149470668
Inb4 halo3 fags try to say "buh muh covies"
She did it to kill other humans. She didnt do it to save humanity from alien trash. So she killed and neary tortured hundreds of kids who just happend to be fully ready when big bad aliens came knocking.
Humanity has every right to hate her. Doesnt matter. If you killed 100 kids and raped some but saved your city do you think people would forget?
Its not one of your shitty weaboo anime where they destroy a city in some gay battle and everyone sucks thier dick
>>149470663
>>149470668
>>149470978
>muh children
>>149470832
Oh I see because 343 armor is kinda meh you think its now some Anime
Was halo3 anime too fag? I mean one of that games armors had a fucking weaboo sword on it.
And really does EVA have any real connections to Halo. I mean if looks are enough is Aliens in the same world as HaloCE?
I better start talking about Aliens. Ill get a few picks of some colonial marines. Itll be more on topic to Halo than your fucking loli pedo shit
>>149471291
>is Aliens in the same world as HaloCE
Yes.
>>149471291
>a bloo bloo bloo stop doing things I don't like
Don't want anime? Go to to reddit, it might be more your speed.
>>149470978
If she did it solely to fight covvie it would be fine, bUT they were anto-human weapons first and foremost
>>149471291
>>149469584
Because I'm an idiot I guess. I thought knights were bullet sponges so I refused to use anything they were associated with except the light rifle.
Now I see how easily they can be dropped.
OFFICIAL THEME OF ADJACENT BIAS
https://youtu.be/q-Rqdgna3Yw
>>149472487
>implying its not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0
OFFICIAL THEME OF MTN DEW VOL7AGE
https://youtu.be/QMYKc1J_YCo
>>149472637
>Bias
>qt girls
I don't think so
OFFICIAL THEME OF UNKNOWN KAI
https://youtu.be/-bzWSJG93P8
Who /HCSFinals/ here????
>>149473027
Kai hardly is a power abuser
>>149472808
It's Mt dew vol7age also not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8ekz_CSBVg
>>149473191
>Kai hardly is a power abuser
Hello Kai
>>149473107
I'm watching. Don't know who any of these shmohawks are. The onle people Im know are Naded, Legit, Pistola, and Ogre.
OFFICIAL THEME OF SIGMUND82
https://youtu.be/yy0Bvu7vy9I
>>149471440
>>149471747
You have all of /b/, numerous VG boards more tied to anime. Several other boards for Anime. Manga etc
>But you HAVE to shit up something very niche and specific
You arent even using Halo anime (which exists). And you arent even just using it as reaction images while talking about Halo. Which would be a lot better. You actually talk about it. On a specfic thread meant for one game. Which again you dont even use Halo anime to do. You just talk about completely off topic things
Also to your "cuckitredit" comment. Im sure they talk about anime just as much as you do.
>>149473551
>You arent even using Halo anime (which exists)
It's trash though.
>>149473551
It seems you do not understand 343's artistic direction they clearly want the anime audience so either get used to it or pack your bags.
OFFICIAL THEME OF THE ONE BIG RED
https://youtu.be/vt1Pwfnh5pc
>>149473431
Yeah it was a close series though whoever they are.
>>149473825
10/10
>>149473825
Fucking kek
>>149473825
OFFICIAL THEME OF NUMBERFAG
https://youtu.be/oY9m2sHQwLs
THE REAL OFFICIAL THEME OF SIGMUND82
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzy9tsYv07o
>>149474402
Tipped out of my chair laughing
>tfw you'll never have an /hg/ theme
>>149474973https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPM0mD8hrUw
Here's yours.
OFFICIAL THEME OF Rentaroo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs
>>149474973
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYh7uBtiPJ8
>>149473107
I'd watch if any of the teams were actually good
>>149473551
>VG boards
So you're a new guy, huh?
Where'd you roll in from, the GAF?
>>149474973
OFFICIAL THEME OF THE GUY WHO'LL NEVER HAVE AN /HG/ THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snJXhKzs0bw
>>149386310
>Been playing Halo for over a decade now
>Only slightly past the peak of the bell curve
Why even bother
Here's my official theme.
I'm in the company. You'll have to guess who I am.
https://youtu.be/w73qxCxRnWE
>>149475134
Perfecto
OFFICIAL THEME OF /HG/ - HALO GENERAL
https://youtu.be/7W5TvaBdNJc
>>149477013
More like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01fttIlMgIg
>>149477013
I've always called this the Halo Taco song
>>149477013
>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGzXCw8THmQ
>>149475539
It's entertaining regardless
>>149477345
>Halo 3 soundtrack
No
>>149477345
It's a good song, but the H2 OST has much better ones
H2 par time or par score
H4 par time or par score
Anyone want to help ?
Message pathogenicity
>>149477013
REAL OFFICIAL THEME OF /HG/ - HALO GENERAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
>>149477515
You take that back
>>149477013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrymMGcluLc
>>149477515
>hip fresh 'le halo 3 was terrible' meme
oh boy the rest of this thread sure is gonna be fun
>>149477013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJV202TpGrY
>>149479431
>Halo 3 was terrible
I literally never said that. I quite enjoy Halo 3.
Don't be so defensive
>>149473752
>lel 343 armor are anime
What a meme
>>149479431
Bad Soundtrack =/= Bad GameIt was pretty terrible though
>>149477782
Are you going for the legendary in under 3 hours?
>>149479840
Are you trying to tell me that this Armour doesn't look like anime.
>>149479431
>slowest base movement
>projectile weapons with shitty netcode
>over use of set pieces in campaign "muh scarabs"
>mediocre sound track
Only halo game worse than 3 is reach.
>>149480083
Rath please go back to playing monhun.
>>149480079
>has a horn
>"IT MUST BE EVA"
Ah I see, you're one of those weeaboo people who think everything's a reference to your favorite animu.
Heh, oh-kay, whatever you say...
>>149480684
Daily reminder anybody who presses enter that much has nothing worthwhile to say, as well as a distinct lack of arguments.
>>149480083
>shitty designs (those brutes, those Kung Fu Ninja Rainbow Force colors)
>shitty sound design
>shitty Halo 5-tier story
>shitty "bossfights"
>shitty fanboy defense force
>>149480914
It's not a defense force if they are being paid to do it
>>149480816
No no, man, you're right, if any design utilizes horns it's definitely a reference to Eva. It's the ONLY logical explanation for anybody ever conceiving such a unique and singular design piece.
>>149480914
I wasn't that big into halo 2 either anon
but I mean were the heretic/tartarus bossfights really so shitty that you had to make a whole post about it
>>149481161
>somebody criticizes babie's first halo
>defense force changes the subject to Halo 2
It never fails, oh I'm laffin
Apparently the Sanheili got cucked by the Prophets. How did that happen? seemed like they were running shop.
>>149481754
You're a bit late to the party, man.
How are we doing for achilles?
>>149481754
Space jews.
Why didn't you listen?
>>149480020
Fuck is that an achievement ? If so I'm not sleeping until I get it.
Help me braj.
>>149481370
I'm confused anon
the previous post was clearly talking about halo 2
>terrible AI
>brutes barely even designed at all
>annoying pointless bossfights
>cliche as fuck 'enemy must work with protag to defeat even bigger badguy' story
>ends on a child's mystery story level cliffhanger
>weapon balance is all over the place due to rushed production
>levels are bland and suffer from having to design two types of protags
>>149481370
The subject was clearly already Halo 2. 2's the only one with bossfights.
>>149483896
but that's wrong
If you guys can't discuss Halo without resorting to personal attacks and buzzwords perhaps you should make a Halo thread on /v/, you'll fit right in
>>149483896
2,3,4,5 all have boss fights.
>>149483347
>>149483896
>still trying to focus on Halo 2
Oh it's still funny. But here's a bit of trivia for you: the quality of two games is not mutually exclusive. Both Halo 2 and Halo 3 could be shitty. But it's legitimately retarded to try to prove one game isn't shitty by saying another game is.
>>149484618
Forgive them, they probably want to forget the horrendous "bossfights" that were Brute Chieftains, Scarabs, and (I shudder to recall it) Guilty Spark. It's like Bungie didn't even care.They probably didn't
>53 kills
>25 assists
>Only one boss kill
>Highest personal score of the match by 2000 points
>Zero REQs spent
I think I'm done playing Halo for the day so I won't ruin this.
>>149485732
>4
You sure the Didact counts as such?
>>149485902
IMO it does. I died once during that sequence. I didn't know what to do.
>343 employee
>7 days warzone, 4 hours arena, 3 campaign missions completed
>>149361117
Makes me feel like 343 is shoving their shitty designs into a game Creative Assembly should have total control over while they develop the game.
>>149486369
>Forerunner forces
>Not present on a Forerunner installation
>In the middle of a war between Humans, Covies, and Forerunners
Um...
>>149486494
they have already announced DLC leaders
>>149486309
Do you perhaps have literal autism
One button press doesn't count as a boss fight, and if you failed it I don't even know what to say
>In Amber Clad
>Pillar of Autumn
>Forward Unto Dawn
>Infinity
What went wrong?
>>149486687
I don't have autism. Like I said, I didn't know what to do.
>>149486956
343 went wrong.
Best track coming through: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfePwIuGxwo
>>149487129
>PRESS LT TO KILL DIDACT
durrr... What do I do?
REEEE
WHY WONT THIS BANSHEE GO INTO THE HOLE?!?? I'll never get the scarab gunnnnnnnnnnnn.
Why won't someone help me get this niche achievements????
>>149487835
Because you won't learn anything if we do.
>>149488524
>posting some guys facebook shit
Are we supposed to care or know who that is?
>>149487835
Because you type like thiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssss.
Hi /hg/, I don't browse /vg/ at all and I was scrolling down for the emulation general and saw this thread.
I just wanted to let you all know that Halo 3 was the last good game
>you'll never play team swat again
>you'll never play 2 on 2 or team doubles again
>you''ll never play party games again
>you'll never play custom games that are good ever again
>foundry
>sandtrap
>that modded valhalla with the trees
btw, this is coming from a guy who had 3,000 ranked/social games combined, and 8,000 custom games
RIP halo series, press f to pay respects
>>149488524
My favorite part is seeing people who praise Halo 2 & 3 get demolished when CE comes up. Usually it ends with them quitting, though.
I wonder who could be behind these posts every thread?
>>149488524
>implying everyone already doesn't know rath shitposts about halo skill
>>149488528
I would agree if it wasn't something that I only need to do once.
>>149488738
You elitist bitch. It's me typing out my frustration. I don't know why I'm responding because it's obvious you wouldn't play anyway and you just took the opportunity to mock
>>149488954
>It's me typing out my frustration.
Sounds like autism.
>>149400306
I like how they didn't aim for the brutes unprotected face at all.
>>149488954
The banshee thing is inconsistent as fuck and is arguably more difficult in co-op.
Anything else you need help with?
>>149487525
I didn't see the prompt at first.
>>149487525
In his defense, it was the only quick-time event since the first level. Which itself is only the second in Halo history.
So I mean, it might be unexpected.
>>149489452
So many. Basically all the par scores. Some par times on halo 2 and 4
3 hour legendary speed run
LASO skulls speed run
Btb fun would also be nice.
Add me regardless Pathogenicity
>>149489537
https://youtu.be/MlQeLoTUoZE?t=56m
How the hell did you miss it? Are you a Valve playtester?
>>149490032
I'm away from my xbox atm, GT is madhorvath if you want to add me in the meantime. I will be back in about half an hour
>>149490282
Cool beans I pleased with you yesterday during those lag city custom games.
I'll wait braj. Thanks for helping.
>>149490081
I just don't know.
>>149488749
>Halo was the last good game
>>149491064
*Halo 3
Was there even a Halo ring in 5?
>>149488749
>>149491258
Yeah at the end cutscene with cortana
>>149491258
In the legendary ending.
>>149491258
>he didn't beat it on legendary
>>149491398
I did. I just forgot the entire thing.
>these casters
>>149491258
Apex 7 takes place on a halo ring
All the forge canvases are either on a halo ring or there's a halo ring I'm the distance (the space one)
>>149491675
Those are simulations.
>>149491765
I don't recognize 343 era lore sorry
Multiplayer being simulations is a retarded idea
There didn't need to be an explanation for multiplayer.
>ywn be Chipps Dubbo
>>149492530
>I don't recognize 343 era lore
>>149492786
I don't because halo 4&5 campaigns are fucking terrible
Maybe reach too. I mean the story wasn't retarded, what's retarded is how much they retconned with it
>>149492530
Yes there should be an explanation for multiplayer. I couldn't play the other Halos because of that lack of story. It's just weird to see Spartans fighting for no reason what so ever.
>>149493527
How autistic are you?
>>149493748
>Bring in my opinion
>Get called autistic
>>149493527
You're a grade-A autist
It wasn't actual Spartans fighting eachother
It's just made up. It's for fun that's the whole point.
Could you not play the campaigns because there could be 2 master cheifs?
Actually you know what, 343 probably has some retarded explanation for that one too
>>149429657
>Who is the shyest hg anon?
>Backup
>shy
>posts sluts
How do you reach these conclusions?
Going to play some WZFF in a bit. Feel free to join.
>>149493527
Do you also need an explanation for respawn and checkpoints?
>>149494269
I'll join up later, doing some huntan for a while
>>149494470
It made no sense in every Halo before 4. It now makes sense.
>>149494653
How do checkpoints make sense?
>>149494091
Venom chief
>>149483046
I can help you with 3 and 4.
CE and 2 are best done alone due to exploits.
>>149494817
In campaign? That's just part of the game. You're just going back in time before you died or getting stuck.
>>149495279
I know so if you can accept that why can't you accept multiplayer being "just part of the game"?
>>149429657
>Who is the meanest hg anon?
Droid, filthy teamkilling kike.
>Who is the funniest hg anon?
Crusading Dude or Bias.
>Who is the shyest hg anon?
N/A
>Who is the lewdest hg anon?
BV.
>>149495279
No, Master Chiefs conscience is jumping timelines until he finds the one where he wins, because he's a poor sport, this is the canon explaination.
>>149495279
Multiplayer is part of the game
Having 2 chiefs is part of the game
Instantly swapping guns and picking them up with your feet is part of the game
Not everything needs an explanation
>>149495374
Because it's a constant fight over kills, flags, bombs, territories, whatever. There's no "background" to it.
>>149495601
Lorefag are cancer. Don't bother arguing with them.
>>149495681
So close yet so far.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr9DM3St0vA
would halo 5 have been better had it kept this scene in the final draft?
>>149495681
Why does there need to be background to it
I'm red team
You're blue team
We kill eachother for points. Points let us win. I want to win
That's it
>>149495987
10/10
>>149496259
The real problemis the fact that there is background to it now, it's all a combat simulation, heaven knows why they'd simulate fighting other spartans since that's the least likely thing for them to be fighting.
>>149496259
Why are you still responding
Just accept the fact other people have different opinions
You are really triggered
It's so obvious since you are typing like this
>>149496259
>>149497012
This is why the worst thing to happen to gaming in the past 2 decades has been a gradual shift to a focus on narrative above all things.
It has infected every aspect of game development and as a result has dumbed down the medium as a whole. Today, people don't play games for the challenge of success. They play games instead so they can push a button in the controller and have something happen on the screen, often something vibrant and explody.
Uncharted and Metal Gear Solid are some of the biggest offenders of this trend. There's no replayability, no real challenge. No concept of choice. Failure is handed out only because you didn't play the game the way the devs wrote it. And I stress the word "wrote", because that's how games are made now. The script is written first, then the game mechanics are made around that, which is opposite as to how it should be.
This is why in The new Halo games, we have random shit like pressing a button and you get a little animation for pressing it. I don't need that. I don't need to see that. Time went into that animation. Time that could of been spent, I don't know, making the game not suck? We don't NEED an explanation for why the spartans fight each other. We don't NEED to spend 30 minutes fighting our way to the Didact only to press X to kill him.
It's the worst thing to happen to Halo and the worst thing to happen to the AAA industry. Worse than DLC. Worse than microtransactions. Worse than paid online. Worse than the death of couch play.
Games are not movies. Stop treating like they are.
>>149497568
>Metal Gear Solid has no replayability
Look at this retard.
>>149497674
Where is the replayability in MGS?
I'll Wait.
>>149497674
It doesnt.
The only one that has serious replayability is V and everyone hates it because of "Muh plot!"
That guy is spot on.
>>149497674
No it doesn't dude.
>>149497568
200% correct.
>>149497792
>everything carries over
>multiple ranks
>items unlocked only from the multiple endings
>everything about the ghost camera, which is NG+ only
>>149497674
You're completely missing the point.
It's fine for games like Metal GEAR Solid and The Last of Us to exist.
It's not fine for devs to try to imitate their design in their own games that we're fine without all that shit.
>>149497568
>>149497568
681st post best post
>>149497568
>Worse thing to happen to Halo
Tbh all the faggots here say every single little thing is the "worse thing to happen to Halo".
The word becomes meaningless when this particular "worse thing" is treated with equal indignation as the fact that Grunts now have toenails or something.
>>149498776
So, it could all be equally surmised with "343 is the worst thing to happen to Halo"?
>>149497568
Holy shit, this is so right it's not even funny.
>>149497568
You're wrong.
Story IS the single most important aspect of a game.
Story is the reason you care about anything. Story is the only reason you play the game after level 1.
This is true for all art forms, not just "movies".
You don't actually believe that Super Mario Bros. 3 is a 10/10, do you? First off, anyome who actyally played that game at release is way too old for this site. Secondly, When people say that about it's quality, they're referring to it at its time. It's a solid 5/10 by today's standards, and yes, the lack of narrative would hurt it and should hurt it by today's standards.
SMB3 is just an example.
Seriously your post reeks of "MUH 2D ANCIENT SPRITE GAMES!"
And font give me that "challenge" bullshit. They were only as hard as they were because the model of the time was arcade machines that were designed to have artificial difficulty so they could eat quarters.
No, Halo 5 does not have a very good story, but it would be far worse with no story at all, and if you honestly don't believe that, then you need to play more videogames.
>>149498964
>SMB3 is a 5/10 game
Does that make Halo 4 a 2/10?
>>149497568
I'm 90% sure this is Big Red.
Yeah, I'm blowing your cover.
You're not going to get away with writing a book-long post with strong opinions and hide behind the mask of anonymity.
>>149499283
The post in question is so far up the ally of being correct that I don't care who it is. He's right.
>>149499401
>The post in question is so far up the ally of being correct that I don't care who it is.
The only ally it's up is the ally of acting high and mighty.
We don't need that on this board.
If you're going to blog post a strict opinion, attach your GT to it.
>>149498964
No
Story should be decent enough to keep the player interested unless it's in a genre that is largely story driven such as an RPG.
FPS should have an story akin to an action movie and nothing more. Halo 4's downfall was it's story requiring players already being familiar with the expanded universe.
>>149498964
I fucking hate post-90s kids so much.
Your post is cancer incarnate.
>>149499283
>>149499583
>criticizes an anon for not posting GT
>doesn't post a GT himself
Either abysmal bait or consider suicide
>>149499583
>I don't like your opinion!
>I don't like your tone!
>make it go away!
>this is a safe space!
I think I'd prefer he stick around while you go to >>>/tumblr/
>>149497568
Is this pasta?
I need to know because if it's not I'm screencapping it because I believe everything it says.
>>149498848
Nah, because then the good is lumped in with the bad, and accusations of hating on principle (as retarded as loving on principle) becomes simple truth.And yes, there is good, may the snide little shitpost replies of "lol no" come
But I was just commenting on the general melodrama /hg/ often suffers from.
>>149495220
Send me a message.
Pathogencity
>>149499583
Post yours ;)
>>149497568
>worst thing to happen to the AAA industry. Worse than DLC. Worse than microtransactions. Worse than paid online.
I'll have to disagree on that point.
>>149498964
While story is important to a game it should not compromise gameplay experience. Players should be able to immerse themselves and that world and fuck around having a great time messing with the game and having fun. When you turn a game into cinematic experience players lose the control of the game. In short it feels like you are moving a character in a script instead of playing a game. A game should never take freedom away from the players. Look at Metroids 1-Super, look at Halos CE-3 and compare them to Metroid: Fusion along with Halos 4 & 5, the first three games of both series have a lot of freedom that the players utilize with out the story compromising much. Then when you look at Fusion, Halo 4 and 5 while you do have a bit of gameplay segments the games would also stop you and take control away from you to watch what is going on. This is one of the problems of today's games, less freedom, developers need to embrace ore freedom.
>>149500836
*more
>>149499583
>If you're going to blog post a strict opinion, attach your GT to it.
Post yours.
>>149501139
>trying to use my argument against me
>STILL DOESN'T POST HIS OWN GT
You're on thin ice
>>149497568
>MGS
>no replayablity
>no challenge
>>149500590
I think the worst thing to happen to the gaming industry is the recent surge in that physical dlc bullshit that unlocks on-disk content like Skylanders, Amiibo, and Lego Dimensions.
>>149500512
>Kai
What a surprise.
You're not helping that guys argument.
>>149501298
You already missed the part where he DID post his GT. Yours holds no bearing, now, because we don't know if you've ever even played Halo.
>>149501595
Hes kind of helping it though, considering when kai was saying something about disagreeing with reach being the worst game a while back and because he posted with his gamertag the other person just shitposted and strawmanned because of his gt instead of giving counter arguments
>>149501552
>physical DLC
>bad
Laugh at the pirate-fag
>>149501595
>Post GT!
>Ok, here you go.
>N-never mind! I still win, too!
>>149502005
What'd you expect?
>>149503206
Civil Discourse!
Respectful Debate!
Enlightened Conversation!
>>149495510
>>Who is the shyest hg anon?
Probably me to be honest.
>played with /hg/ multiple times but never joins parties
>finally joins a party, but keeps mic muted the entire time
>weapon certifications
So this is the power of the Gold grind...
>>149503765Johnny/Gainax/Twenty pls
>>149503903
Johnny talks, but his voice is godawful so everyone told him to shut up, and now he pretends like he never talked. But people remember the horror.
>>149503903Twenty pls
HE KNOWS
>>149504305
Fuck off Sigmund/Rentaroo/Rath! You fucks! Get off me.
>This halo 4 controller delay
has it alsways been this bad?
>>149504939
>I'm not any of those three
Fucking loser.
>>149504985
It's probably just you.
I think you should kill yourself.
>>149504939
>Rentaroo
>>149505256
make me you prick.
>>149504985
Never had a problem
>>149505018
>>149505335
FUCK OFF SRR!
>>149503765
I was shy at first but right when I felt like I wanted to start talking my microphone broke
>Rentaroo will be deported spoon
>>149507197
He married me and now he's legal.
>>149507320
Fuck off Bias
You'll both be gone soon
>>149507426
ImpossibleI'm about to be elected president
>>149507509
Just do me this solidHill
>>149501997
It's not even technically DLC though, I don't want to buy a $70 game and then buy assorted 15 dollar toys to unlock stuff that's already on the disk, it's not like pirates can't just bypass that shit anyway, but as someone who plays console, this would piss me off (if I actually played those games) I though Lego dimensions looked pretty cool, but that trash turned me away from it.
>>149507197
>spoon
What did he mean by this?
>>149508773
Daily reminder you don't actually own digital content!
>>149508773
You need to understand that it's okay when Nintendo does it.
>>149509018
I'm not arguing in DLCs favour, I'm saying that I like to be able to unlock stuff that's already on the disc without paying more money.
And also by your logic if you own the toys that do unlock actual DLC you still don't own it either, as soon as the servers go down the toy is just a toy, the NFC device only tells the game to "yes this person now owns this" just like a DLC liscense.
>>149509658
Not really the case for ninty first party stuff, since that's all local and not server-based. I'd just rather have something rather than nothing if I'm shelling cash.
>>149509658
>And also by your logic if you own the toys that do unlock actual DLC you still don't own it either, as soon as the servers go down the toy is just a toy, the NFC device only tells the game to "yes this person now owns this" just like a DLC liscense.
Not him, but no. The pieces still work. You can play Skylanders and the Nintendo games without an internet connection/a server. Don't know about Lego Dimensions.
>>149509979
>>149509913
Yeah, that's why I said the ones that unlock actual DLC, as in new characters that have been added to the game after release.
>>149509913
I'd rather have a choice
All amiibo shit should be unlockable ingame
Imagine trying to play one of those games in the future but WHOOPS all the amiibos are super rare now and go for 180$ used
>>149510205
So, not Skylanders or Nintendo games.
>>149510205
Considering "actual dlc" is all on disc now, it's a moot point
>>149510436
>>149510436
New Treads
>>149510364
Huh, I could've sworn Skylanders had DLC characters, and Nintendo is just chinky all around.