Don't talk to me or my daughter Edition
Current stupid event
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/youkai-watch/
>3.35 Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/498f86d8acb4d44925b3f83e96c82c85a550f9a0
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/:
>>149302024
xth for
>tfw <pure> went from comfy dormant state back to notorious erp-den
i feel bad for sweet jp, jara, rio and red.
>>149334730
>ada snuck paks in
hello
tfw very late and very sleepy maps with friends
anyone for hunts/dungeons/maps?
>>149334730
Don't worry about me I'm on a fishing adventure and bothering the entire FC every time I catch something.
>>149334920
>I will never go on a fishing adventure with red.
feels bad man
>>149334920
That skeleton looks very interested in what you're up to.
>>149335004
I chuckled.
>>149334878
go away skin cancer
Highlanders!
Good morning
Futa and traps are gay
In a world we must defend.
Sometimes the only answer to life's biggest questions is to shitpost.
>>149335180
reporting
>>149335004
I've made lots of fishing friends amongst the things that used to try to kill me.
>>149334997
JUST FISH
Godbless, jumped from 27 to 30 at the end.
>>149335180
>>149335244
Shut up Clown
>>149335283
>FFXIV dev logic
>MAKE IT BRIGHTER
>BRIGHT IS COOL
>>149335180
I can't wait to go back!
>>149335408
>FFXIV dev logic
>It's a book, and to read a book you need words and/or pictures
>MAKE IT GLOW AND HAVE /NOTHING/ ON IT!
Wonder what ACN see...
>>149335408
>2018
>Playing Final Fantasy XIV: Undersward
>Enter one of The Mists 200 wards to see if a house has freed up.
>Screen is pure white after I load in.
>Realize there's a relic wielder somewhere in the zone.
>Have to log out and log in on an alt to ask a GM to teleport my character out of the mist so I can see my screen.
>GM bans me for filing a ticket that isn't over hurt feelings.
welp guess I can go play the new Overwatch MMO atleast.
>>149335731
>no >You have left the free company.
I still laughed though.
On a scale of 1-10, how ticklish are your characters?
Enter comment here.
>>149333764
>Everything is about gear
It's about having fun clearing challenging content while it relevant or with friends, and you're never going to experience either of those cause you're bad and you will never improve.
Gear is nice, it's a reward, makes the fights different when you try out new stuff
The difference between someone who enjoys the game and someone who enjoys drinking piss and eating shit.
>>149335867
0, my characters are data, virtual, they do not possess nerve endings, nor skin, they have no tactile response, they cannot be touched. anyone that believes so or gives a number between 1-10 is an idiot, and your question is idiotic.
Negative nancies have arrived.
>>149336206
>FFXIV
>fun
>challenging
>Implying you're always be capable of clearing content with friends unless they're hardcore raiders
>>149336206
>It's about having fun clearing challenging content while it relevant or with friends,
Then why has every top world group fallen apart since 2.0? Not a single one of them are still the same since Fall 2013.
>>149336206
Of course it's about friends, why the fuck do you think i'm still playing this game man
>>149336383
Because you have an unhealthy obsession with feeding people your virtual fecal matter and urine.
>>149336373
>Not even trying
>Not making new friends
>>149336374
>If you don't poopsock 16h a day during the first two weeks you're not clearing challenging content with friends
They reasons they fall apart are obviously not within the game.
>>149336383
Because you have nothing else in your life besides expending your neetbux on fantasias every week
When are you getting kicked from your house again because you can't manage money?
>>149336593
>>149336558
These have now proceeded into bait and can be safely disregarded.
>>149336206
I just wish there were gear pieces that were something you got to use for more than a few months and did something unique. I still haven't found a feel in an MMO as good as the day a Ridill dropped in XI and I got to be king shit on my warrior for years.
Would you rather have:
>Content every 3 months, but rather watered down and lazily executed, longevity doesn't even last the entire span of the patch (same as it is right now) or..
>Content every 5-6 months, same number of content in 3 months, but content was thought and worked on much more, has more longevity
>>149337041
The latter, to be honest.
>>149334641
cute op
>>149334857
fanta now
>>149337041
I would rather have content every 5-6 months that's watered down and lazily executed with no longevity since I'm only playing this game because Final Fantasy is in the name. ecks dee.
>>149337041
the content that lasts the longest
every patch only has a longevity of a week at most, since it makes the previous content obsolete
we're left with like a bag full of useless content
>>149337041
I'd pick the second one. I just wish content wasn't so lazily done. I mean, look at PotD. It obviously feels like it was copy-paste content. I'm not surprised if the next 51-200 floors are just as bad. Maybe if it was worked on longer then it would be better than it is right now.
I think the devs need to stop making so much content (that dies out the next patch anyway) and make LESS that's actually fun, challenging, rewarding and lasts long. Quality over quantity please.
They really need to stop creating so many dungeons, especially hard modes of an old dungeon since it's not even hard! A lot of dungeons in the game are already ignored and feel so watered down, but they still keep making more.
They can't really make quality content with so much quantity since they've said their team is so small.
>>149337041
>thinking a longer time investment is going to yield greater quality
Look at FFXV. Fucking look at it. Animes, merchandise, actual good looking female and male characters, highly developed world, fucking look at it. That's where all the resources went. Wallow in your shitty MMO wishing for a better tomorrow that's never going to come.
>>149336140
"0.34"
>>149337463
>every patch only has a longevity of a week at most
This only applies to a single group of 8 people, since there's only one world-first clear per raid tier.
>>149337493
XV looks terrible outside of the graphic assets though
>>149337375
no
>>149335235
Ohhh you're my best friend!
>>149337562
FFXV:
>Godzilla sized Ramuh picks your bitch ass up and throws lightning nukes at Behemoths.
FFXIV:
>geriatric beard guy throws out some balls once in a while, throwaway fight that was recycled once, can't even summon him
>>149336140
You do realize it's going to have to download another 15 gigs for heavensward too right?
die futas
>>149337730
>can't even summon him
>get fucking teased that you might be able to in the SMN questline
thanks nips
>Not playing male elezen or male au ra
Do you not enjoy being handsome?
>>149337824
gay and slanky more like
>>149337824
Being said races/gender does not automatically make one handsome.
>>149337824
LET'S HIT THOSE SHOWERS!
Rest well everyone
>>149338052
are you girls irl thats gay
>>149337746
>expending 35% of your body's energy into one devastating punch
>you feel her cock give just a fraction of depth to the blow before you feel it throb and harden
>>149337529
The raid is a time investment, but it's not for everybody.
Ignore the raid and look at the other content in regular releases. Dungeons get boring after the 2nd run imo, and they're only ran for tomestones. Then what's the point of making such cheap but glorified content for getting TOMES? Also, it gets rather obsolete after the odd patch because right after the even patch, most people would have a complete tome gear set (unless they plan to gear up alt classes).
Ex trials are good, they're not as hard as savage raids that people couldn't clear them during the patch (but I know, I know. The playerbase is shit at the game)
Then there's the relic and beast tribe dailies which usually last half the patch, and then they release some new type of content but it's usually a hit or miss for people. Most content they release usually doesn't last long for people at all.
>>149337824
But I am already handsome, hombre.
>>149338052
I
uhh
Just
Idk
>>149338113
m-masaka!!
>>149337824
Feels good man
>>149337746
>>149338113
I don't even have a wiener!! Yamete!!!!
Is it common knowledge that the 3.x series has been pretty shit compared to 2.x?
>>149338406
stop
>>149338431
yes
>>149337824
so which race do you pick if you want to have rough sex instead of look in the mirror all day?
>>149338475
catgirl
>>149338475
Play a Roe if you want potato sluts to try and sit on your cock all day
>>149338431
As common knowledge that ARR only scraped by on the coattails of 1.0's story and WoWification of game mechanics, and thus, wasn't even a product of 2.0 being good in and of itself, just the work of it's predecessors.
>>149338096
No homo.
>>149338297
Don't be shy anon, everyone needs to shower! Let's hit them together!
>>149337824
Are Midlanders handsome?
>>149338543
i'm allergic to potatoes
>>149338540
but i wanted a penis
>>149338668
ugly dumb stupid
>>149338683
>but i wanted a penis
catgirl
>>149338652
>tfw mado was hit on the head so hard he is now gay.
>>149338683
>but i wanted a penis
Yea, and whats the problem?
I strim?
>>149338692
What the fuck..rude..
>>149337824
I never really make a character to be handsome. I like kinda homely, older looking characters.
In fact one of the gripes I have with this game's character creator is that it's hard to make a legitimately "ugly" character, not counting awful colour palette decisions.
>>149338740
NO!
>>149338750
are you saying catgirls can have penises?
>>149338431
Yes.
>Shitty raid
>Less dungeons (which really doesn't matter)
>Shitty endgame for crafting and gathering
>Shitty "new" content (Diadem, PotD, Aquapolis to an extent)
>etc
>>149338915
So wait, its sandcat that is gay?!
>>149338593
>This game will never be an improved version of 1.23 like they promised it to be
>>149338951
Nice catman
>>149338925
Have you seen catboys? the species would have died out if the girls had to fuck those things.
What went wrong?
>>149338915
Let's steer you back in the right direction.
>>149339126
are you a catgirl? do you have a ding-a-ling?
>>149339128
grown men happened
>>149338751
low skill black mage play for a bit
hitbox tv/noxus2hu
>>149338668
No, midlanders are cute.
You're very, very cute.
>>149339252
y u lyin
>>149339128
is this for fucking real? THAT SLUT
>>149339043
Uhhh, No.
>>149339252
can you turn the shitty music off
>>149339335
Thanks!!
>>149339423
heybe my cute tiny cat waifu
>>149337498
This is my reaction to my own Internet every day.
>>149337732
I clicked the button to include it in the download. I already downloaded some, but I exited so when I came back the size remaining was lower.
If not, then I am screw.
What are the downsides to becoming a Garlean citizen? They seem to be like Tau, which is awesome.
>>149339423
heycan i be your cute tiny cat waifu
>>149339126
>>149339126
Are you saying that the catgirls fuck other catgirls?
>>149339090
thnx
>>149339571
That would require me to change back to my cat.I would if a friend wanted me to
>>149339750
uhhh
>>149339710
Do we know much about the garlean empires own land atm. Would love to learn more about lore tho.
>>149339813
>I would if a friend wanted me to
And what friend would that be?
>>149339043
Neither of us wtf
>>149339176
That artstyle is a little off-putting, but appreciate the gesture
>>149339813
well, we're not friendsyet.
>>149339813
From what I remember, they give citizenship to all conquered people and they can work their way up to positions of power. Other than being manipulated by Asciens, seems like a pretty sweet deal.
>>149339043
Wait... he is gay?! So many bussibilities...
>>149340053
And people still think the Garleans are actually in the wrong. What if there was no Ascian involvement within the Garlean empire?
>>149339435
I love the music I listen to, so no
>>149340000
This
>>149339889
A friend, not a specific one.
>>149340053
>>149340110
I remember this. I do like their style of armor for the soldiers. I want the lieutenant style or above armor for the general soldiers real bad.
>>149340097
STAP THAT
>>149340183
>music
>>149340097
neither are gey tho
tfw you can't sleep
>>149338593
That's how I feel about ARR's success 2.0 was only good because you compared it to only how awful 1.0 was, if you compared it to any other MMO it would have been complete and utter shit.
The only probs XIV has for me personally is that it's very comfortable and controller friendly.
>>149340335
pink is overrated
>>149340335
just schlick yourself into a retarded stupor
>>149340335
stop trying to sleep with a dick in your butt then silly :3c
>>149340110
If there wasn't then they'd probably have a harder time with their goal of conquering Eorzea, but it still failed when they did have involvement.
People hate the Garlean empire because they're trying to conquer Eorzea, the people's homeland. That's pretty much just why.
>>149339813Your email doesn't work any more.
What's your favourite kind of chocolate, /xivg/?
>>149340097
Downycat no!
>>149340643
The uncensored kind.
>>149340685
http://i.imgur.com/fjWY3dv.png
>>149340643
ok who is this elezen?????
>>149340756
wtf!!!!!!!!!!
>>149340472
Good point. I'm just rooting for the Garlean Empire because, well, their cause is noble. No more primals to worry about.
>>149340370
Same here. 1.0 wasn't even that awful after the last patch, but people still put their minds on the release version and how awful it was.
It was going so well, most of the game's flaws were fixed and they just needed a better engine for the game and tweaks in the combat, and here we are with a completely different game in 2.0 that's really not much of an improvement aside from the engine, but it's not as great as most MMOs.
>>149340643
The kind I am
>>149340756
Thanks~Did that cat and midlander get to enjoy that milk chocolate?
>>149340643
Highlander cock
>>149340832
I wouldn't trust any of your "chocolate"
>>149340643
This kind
>>149340805
xiv's problem forever will be a lack of meaningful content. there's just not that much you can do with a skeleton crew.
>>149340923
i want to penetrate this elezen
>>149340919
;)
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yikes
>>149340805
>that bait and switch on the combat
>never got to see 1.23 combat with a good engine and no latency
>nothing feels like a weaponskill now and more like mashing auto attacks
>>149340794
I really think the only possible way to remove Primals is to seal them away again since they can be summoned over and over again by beast tribes, unless they somehow kill them all until they become extinct.
They were sealed away in Mor Dhona's lake before, but the seal broke after their giant airship fell down the lake. That's just the theory of where they came from though.
>>149340890Maybe
>>149340643
>>149340756
>>149340923
is this the same Elezen ?
>>149340998
Did any of them get to fuck you or did you just suck all 3?
>>149340998
got 3 comms too even though tank and bard kept dying
monk was the tnk
>>149340636
My other one was flagged for some reason so i just deleted it instead of dealing with google support. Why whats up?
>>149341017
It was pretty fun, much more compared to 1.0 and that debacle.
>>149341026
Well that dumped a ton of aether into the atmosphere no? That would certainly allow manifestations that would utilize said aether to become corporeal I think?
i became addicted to this general help me
>>149341149
>>149341026
I'm pretty sure the whole "Primal" thing is an excuse for the Garleans to invade.
The crashing of the airship and death of Midgardsormr made it possible to summon Primals, sure. But that doesn't excuse that fact that the Garleans were heading to Mor Dhona to kickstart their invasion before Primals were capable of manifestation.
>>149340963
True. Even the original version had some meaningful content even though there was only very little of it to begin with, even on something like a levequest for a relic weapon.
I just think SE wasted their money on remaking the entire game's graphics and zones instead of improving 1.23 and what they left off from instead.
>>149341017
1.23's combat was the most superior. It had actual combos, strategics and such. It just needed more fixing but instead we got braindead combat with linear rotations.
>>149341149
Never got another method of communication from you.
>>149341296
>getting a full pre-made party of people when you solo queue for a trial
feels good
strawpoll.me/10814142
please help me
>>149341446
I voted plain human.Go highlander.
>>149341446
ok stop voting for the fucking elf I mean it
>>149341149
While it dumped a lot of aether on Mor Dhona because of a cereulem spill, it also broke a seal of some sort that Primals were trapped in. This came from the trailer of 1.0 and when the lake emitted a pillar of light after the airship crashing down, and then there were sudden balls of light that went away, which were Primals.
>>149341304
They actually used the whole "exterminate Primals" thing so they would convince Eorzea to surrender to them so the Garleans can help them. Of course, it didn't really work out in the end. So yep.
>>149341558
no
Poms are amazing.
>>149341446
Go highlander for extra manliness
>>149340097
HEY, STOP POSTING MY CAT
>>149341446
Always go scaly man, anonalways
>>149340923
Is this the Odin or the Mateus elezen?
>>149340097
>tfw falseflagged
>>149340097
>>149341760
What server is this c@ from? Also, Sandcat I gay?! Who knew...
>>149341717
I belive this is the Odin Elezen
>>149341932Gilgamesh
>>149334730
>soon Ada will kidnap and hold down Rio with his collared <Soft> cat harem
>they'll feed him hyperscatties and urine til his mind breaks
>with Ada's shit dripping from all of Rio's orifices he will become a shit demon, bent on spewing hypershitties, his first victim Red and Noponis are found covered in hypershitties
Post straight c@syou can't
why can't highlanders have eyebrows I am triggered
>>149342018
No way? I'm on that server... do they actually play the game?
>>149341932
I'm gay?!
>>149341304
>>149341605
Man, they need some shit to allow us to replay through 1.0 story and lore.I only got to level 30 then
>>149341373
I think that's probably best unless you don't mind someone who is mostly into lore and trying to craft shit.
>>149342058
I hardly even talk to Rio, anon.
>>149342058
He's not even a catboy anymore
>>149342132
noyes
>>149342158
I felt we didn't get awfully far as far as the conversation went, I'd be interested in continuing, but if you weren't interested, nothin' I can do about that. If you are though, hit me up again, let's try to get a more stable means of communication.
>Feast solo
>Get good group and then queue again, hoping for same people
>It's the shitty people we went against last time
>tfw your face is shield bashed in by that PLDbro who covered you just seconds ago
>>149342058
>Jara laughs A E S T H I T I C A L L Y in Dagobah with his music as all of this happens
>>149342158
I'd kill for a 1.23 server, with fixes on the engine and lag.
I miss that game's storytelling, zones and the music the most, even though the terrain is copypaste.
>>149342235
Well we should do roulettes or something some time! Do they have a name or should I just start /shouting for "downsy cat" in every main city?
>weeaboo faggots want samurai
>idiots want red mage
Beast Master is the patricians choice.
>>149342458
who are you
are you gonna try toerp me
I don't get this hypershitties mean, it just makes me think Ada is some autistic form of Sagat and instead of "Hyper! Hyper! Hyper uppercut!" it's Ada throwing globs of shitballs yelling "Hypershitties! Hyper poopercut!"
>>149342562
>wanting another pet class after the abominations that are summoner and scholar
No thanks.
Where do you buy the new hair styles?
>>149341760
I am sorry for doubting. I didn't want to believe it was you. ;_;
>>149342562
Any class involving beast and man working together are and will always be gay
>>149342581
Have you not been reading what I've been posting... I just thought it'd be nice to have a buddy to play the game with who had /xivg/ as a common interesting... are you trying to erp... me? D: if you're hoping some sort of weird reverse psychology will work, it wont! And furthermore, now that I think of it, why are you asking that... either it's what you want or you've been asked it plenty times before and you're just wary...
>>149342652
He didn't even name it right, it's "mhm, wait what" with a comma. And I don't talk aboutbussyor anygaystuff
>>149342754
I want toadoptthis cat andteach her basic life skills
>>149342745
I do NOT want to erp. I'm just wary ofweirdos.You can try to find me in theDravanian Forelandsdoing beast tribes for the next few minutes.
>>149342562
People will get mad that their beasts are as tiny as egis are and that there's no variety in beasts.
>>149342745
G.T.?
Do you want to be free from your torments?
>>149342873
This is my cat, please find your own. She knows all her basic life skills.
r8 or h8
>>149342979
I never will be.
>>149342587
Fuckin' shitoclones in fighting games.
>>149342875
Meh, watching anime right now and then bed soon after, maybe another time... just kinda bored right now.
>>149342951
Unlucky.
>>149343095
What, did you transfer to Gilgamesh after your string of lies on Balmung fell through? Leave that cat alone.
>>149343024
>Glowing blush
>Small eye area giving the appearnce of a smushed brow line
It's okay but could be better, you get brownie points for using my fav hair though.
>>149343024
Edward Cullen/10
>>149343095
Well, you can find me whenever, I'm usually lurking the thread
>>149342745
There's a whole LS to play the game with, dude.
>>149343132
he needed some tonality in his skin otherwise I felt like he looked like a corpse
I also like narrow eyes so idk
>>149343135
i don't know him
>>149343275
He's from those shitty vampire movies.
>>149343123
Nah, I'm chilling here visiting someone for a week and I'll be back before you know it, also, what string of lies are you talking about? Mm, something I find funny is how people know who I am by how I talk ;D
>>149343168
Okee dokee, might wanna get your fill of gossip on me before you let me talk to you in game ;) I'm a big bad person yknow!
does anyone want to go hunting for a-ranks or do dragonskins? send a tell to Nea Liandri on Balmung
>>149343326
I can do some maps until I'm too tired to play
>>149343326
Can we go hunting for boyfriends?
>>149343316
I wanted to look like akpop idol, not a vampire
>>149343326
How about you skin yourself.
>>149343321
who are you
>>149343275
Glowing pink cheekbones doesn't tone your face. When contouring you don't slap on highlights and no shadows. To really tone your face, you focus more on the shadows, but not really heavy.
You can't really tone your face with pale skin besides a dark facepaint to add something extra to it and bring attention to the sunken cheeks and strong jawline that face has.
If you REALLY wanna use that blush, make it more close to your skin by going up one color shade.
>>149343394
>kpop idol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-wFp43XOrA
Maybe a shade darker on the skin, then? Less reddish, so down a few and over one or two.
>>149343326
Come to the benches to confirm it's not a false flagsomehow
>>149343394
Jawbones too defined for that.
If it's worth anything I think he looks nice, just delegate yourself to a caster.
>>149343415
God Tier ^_^
>>149343321
This person is a dramamonger, just stay away from them.
>>149343391
alright, I found one hunt though, let's go kill it really fast first
>>149343393
sure>>149343398
bURself
>>149343470
at the bench now
>>149343501
Please, kind sir, tell me of all the bad things I've done!
>>149343479
>>149343501
I don't know anything about him, just seen the name a couple times. I hope I don't get memedagain
>>149343451
I haven't played before so I wasn't sure how the blush would turn out in-game so I'll tone it down
as for the skin, I'm partial to lighter skintonesI love dino and vernon
>>149343476
to be fair, there are masculine kpop idols with nice jaws
it's not like I'd get the look I am going for anyway. this creator is pretty limiting
>>149342562
the one person i've ever known who's crying for beastmaster was a furry and a dramawhore who chose ERP over his IRL fiance and child
grown men
>>149343637
you'll get erped.
>>149343123
>>149343501
Just spouting random stuff, are we? Boorrriiinng... gonna go to bed now... when I wake up I hope I'll see some juicy stuff about me, night night anon ;p
>>149343394
You look Korean at least. Maybe add black eyeshadow to make your eyes look bigger?
>>149343852
>over his IRL fiance and child
Holy Jesus man.
>>149342260
>>149344101
Is it true you're gay?!
>>149344257
hes not gey stop this
>>149344257
No, why?
>>149344101
Not as uncommon as you'd think, sadly.
>>149344029
I'm un-erpable
>>149344402
Did you abandon your family to lead a life as a fishercat?
>>149344257
Tfw you find out Sandc@ is gayer than British Film Director Derek Jarman.
>>149344653
Can you imagine me having a wife and kid(s)?
>>149344472
Nobody fully are! I was naive as you once then I started to hang around certain people and I fell flat. Maybe you are stronger than me.
I have known a few heavily worded against "erp" now they sleep around even I am disgusted by them.
>>149344708
I try not to have expectations.
why can't I use christmas as my first name
>>149344708
I want to be your wife and kids.
>>149344703
I thought it was mado who was clearly gay w/ the "I'm straight guys" spiel?
>>149344996
we're all cute, gay girls here anon
snooze
>>149345046
me
>>149344823
Well I don't and if I did I wouldn't abandon them for fishing, I'd teach them all to fish and we'd wage war on the ocean together as one.
>>149344924
Okay you really can't be both that's gonna cause all sorts of problems if I marry you and you conceive yourself? Honestly I feel like you didn't think this through.
>>149345126
>>149345314
here you go
pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57785112
>>149345225
Alexander can solve all of our problems honey/dad.
Tanks.
>>149345493
We need to be able to solve all our problems without having to resort to giant reality warping primal fortresses.
>>149345479
bless u
>>149345563
OMEGA
WEAPON
>>149345594
STOP ENABLING THE ASCIANS
If I'm up to level 31-40 in PotD as one class in matched party, do I have to keep entering as the same class? Because I hate this machinist shit. What a crap class.
>>149345543
good morning
>>149345943
yes
and yes mch is dogshit
>>149346012
grown men
>>149346012
That Elezen again?
What's the best shit to desynth for Battlecraft III these days? Wanna make myself some new glamours.
>>149346012
Is there more? Looks mighty cozy.
>>149345046
When does this fucking happen? I have to see this.
>>149346012
i hope you never interact with an actual, real female in your life ever
>>149346237
Too late.
>>149346012
is this what happens when you become prison gay and desperate
>>149346012
where can one get in on this
>>149346304
I am what you just described and that never happens to me (´;д;`)
>>149346271
woah there, buddy, pal, that is so hardcore, can you teach me how to talk to girls too? i wish i was cool like you
>>149346012
>another censored pic
You teases.
>>149346420
I got you covered buddy.
Step 1: Your shoes are super interesting, stare at them.
Step 2: Mumble, women are known for their super hearing so the harder it is for women further away to hear the more intimate the conversation and they won't use their women powers to intercept the conversation
Step 3: Ask them if they like Pokemon
Step 4: Oh god mace burns whyyyyyyyyyy
>tfw you buy a pack of fantasia but just want to settle on one thing
now I've gotta use these other 2 on things I don't really wanna be
>>149346593
Same, I bought a three pack a while back and really liked my first fanta so the others are just sitting there.
>>149346593
>>149346654
Try something new for a week then go back to the one you liked. It's refreshing seeing some other animations for a bit.
>>149342434
>Jara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4txVqr1eNwc
t. Meria
>>149346714
But I've done everything once and I have idea for 2nd to last but this free 1st one is literally "I don't know what to use this on"
I'd save it but I don't like having the temptation in my inventory.
>>149342158
I'll assume you've lost interest proper then. Best o' luck, Sandcat.
>tfw showing my friend the degeneracy that is balmung via shared screens on skype
>>149347648
i also want to kow! you hear so much but i have yet to experience it cause well the server never opens up for me to make a character.
>>149347730
just steal your parents credit card and transfer your existing character you massive faggot
>>149347859
i just want to look. transfering a level 1 sprout seems extremly wasteful to me.
Lonely catgirl lf erp on any server
>promised I'd keep up on content minus Savage
>still haven't done NidEx
I am going to fail!
>>149348057
Do you like lalafells...
>>149348067
omg cute catgirl
>>149347191
http://jklp.org/public/html/choose.html
>>149348076
awena...
>>149348067
tfw you haven't fapped to this cat in forever,so much catching up to do
>>149347309
You have skype yeah?I assume its the same as your email?
>>149348057
Do you have any weird kinks? I just want some vanilla stuff.
>>149348230
Nothing weird I think, want to try?
>>149348230
Cockfucking
>>149347730
theres nothing of value on balmung, it's just the loudest cunts too over the general and created its """culture"""
it's like that in a bunch of generals
>>149348189
I actually don't remember the details for that skype. Toss me another e-mail and I'll tell you my actual skype.
what do you think of someone with an adjective for a first name?
>>149348260
>>149348297
you two should hook up.
>>149348450
Absolutely nothing.
>>149348450
probably underage
other than that nothing
>>149348067
>promised I'd keep up on content minus the only content that matters
lol
>>149348450
Isn't that part of the naming scheme for an entire branch of roe?
Remember
They never cared
They never would've cared.
>>149348057
Anyone? ;w;
>>149348787
Got a dick?
>>149348862
>>149348634
All I do is roleplay. Bashing my head against a wall for +2 stats and shit looking gear isn't my idea of fun, friendio.
Post qt lizards and cats and whatever, i will draw them mindbroken and collared. Batches of three
Female chars only
>>149349123
>>149349186
welp im looking forward to this.
>>149348412
its me.
>>149349123
>>149349123
I know this is a bad place for posts like this, but I wish I had anyone I could talk with. Just acknowledging that I exist woukd be enough. Nobody ever sends me messages. Sometimes they don't respond either.
>>149349123
>>149348891
Not even 1 made out of energy?
>>149349243
are you on... balmung?
>>149349243
Hello person who exists! Keep trying in your life.
Have an old pic of mithra.
>>149349243
If you're on Balmung then you've got nobody to blame but yourself. Go to literally any other server.
>>149349123
>>149349123
>>149349261
I want to cum on thisNeph
>>149349123
>>149349123
Do you only do the lewd portraits now?
I was interested in getting a normal one.
>>149349371
Do you want to be free from your torments?
>>149349243
If you're on Balmung I can spare some time to chill with you
>>149349690
If you want a normal one sure. Just say so in your post
Will they ever update elezen animations so that they're not stiff?
>>149349371
>imgur filename
don't you dare post my waifu in this context
>>149349371
omg yes please this is a beautiful lizard
>>149349228
cute alice
>>149349123
>>149349748
normal one please.
>>149349748
In that case a normal,non-lewdpicture of my cat would be awesome.
>>149349123
Could I have a link to the imgur please, I forgot to save it. Thank you.
>>149349931
>those lips
>>149349359
how balmung is different from other servers if i don't play with 4chan? maybe itll solve my problems
>>149349748
Normal picture of cat please
>>149350131
what with my lips?
>>149350332
and get me a lewd picture of this cat for me aswell.
>>149350367
I dunno, in that shot the lighting made them look really gross.
Are lizards cute or should I change to a cat?
Also does anyone want to ERP on lamia?
>>149350426
Lizards are cute.
Not that lizard though.
>>149350426
I think we took a wrong turn somewhere.
How does being recycled feel like?
>>149350426
It's alright, but it's hard to judge very well because the screenshot is also pretty bad quality
If you want actual constructive criticism though I'd say to drop the lipstick and the glasses, I don't like the hairstyle either personally but at least a different color would be nice. It doesn't really feel like those colors fit with your eyes and there's no point to picking a crazy eye color like that unless you want it to be the main focus which you aren't really going for at all with that glamour and those colors.
>>149350836
Like being reborn
Do you think posterboy-kun will change jobs again for 4.0? This time to MNK, maybe?
Honestly the thing I'm most looking forward to in 4.0 is the new cinematic. I love SE's cinematics.
>>149350836
Get on youralt.
>>149349795
No
But that's okay because they're very reserved as a race
>>149350874
That's about the only thing SE is good for.
>>149350874
As a Monk main, the second they inferred that the next expansion would be Ala Mhigo I got hyped for Monk pandering like the Dragoon pandering in Heavensward.
So here's hoping.
>>149348894
And the ex instances are different... how?
sleep for 3 hours or stay up
>>149351164
Go to bed mumu
>tfw you already blacklisted someone in pure for trying to proposition you
>>149350873
That sounds fun. Where do I get recycled?
>>149350920
I'm on right now. Meet me at the ceruleum processing plant aetheryte
>>149351324
give me back dormant <CC> without the futa erpbrigade right now
>>149351324
it was ika wasn't it?
>>149351331
>07/01
You ain't fooling me, backstabber
>>149351331
I'm not fooling for that. Take a screenshot with todays date on it and I might.
>>149351265
i'm not sure i'll wake up in 3 hours
>>149351370well I have blacklisted him as well for trying to trade me sweet cream
>>149351360
>tfw want to be in same fc as meria again
>don't want to drag her into the degenerate erpden that is soft
>>149351378
>>149351401
Fine, you guys got me. Here's a screenshot from today.
>>149350874
>just went and watched Heavensward intro and Flames of Truth again
Holy shit I had forgotten how fucking anime the 1v1 showdown between Louisouix and Bahamut was
Fucking awesome
>>149351456
I do that too
Not out of lewdness though
>>149350874
I can't wait for the expansion focusing on WHMs so I can see the posterboy whm in the cinematic.
>>149351557
You just changed the date of the image! Do crossarmed /cpose combined with a /wink.
>>149351456
>>149351557
You trashcan.
We're friends ingame I can tell you're not online.
>>149351802
Trashcan more like Trashcan't.
>>149351769
can we erp
>>149351704
I don't really think there's any (known) areas that are known for their White Mages in Hydaelyn.
Ishgard + Dragoons and Gyr Abania/Ala Mhigo + Monks are obvious connections. Assuming we'll one day go to Doma he could possibly switch to either Ninja orSamurai. But then again I have no idea what 5.0 would even be.
I'm now the happiest cat in existence.
I can't believe how empty Monk felt without this.
>>149351981
You wish
>>149352093
tell me more..
>>149351735
Who would do such a thing, anon? Here's a screenshot of crossarmed cpose AND /wink emote taken today 7/23/2016
>>149351802
ShhhI can't right now.
I just killed a man and I'd like to apologize.
>>149352065
I still want a Garlemand expansion with a Centurion Gunblade DPS.
>>149352129
Fine...I miss u
>>149352065
There was Amdapor in the past, and Gridania in the present. Gridania would be the only area I can think of that would be remotely connected to White Magic because of the elementals.
>ywn find a female futa Au Ra to get fucked by and cockvore you, churn you into her cum with her big full swinging balls, knock some slut up, and be reborn to look like her.
I'm dying
>>149352209
I'm closer than you think.Don't look behind you/
>>149352124
If you want to talk to me so much just whisper me ingame, its not that hard.
>>149352381
What's your name then?
>>149352456
Ika FigureTheRestOutYourself
>>149352456
Ika Musume.
Where does this gate lead (other than the Battle on the Big Bridge) anyway? Geographically speaking, what's on the other side?
>>149352552
A big bridge.
>>149352552
Griffin Crossing.
Lonely au ra looking for friends...
PST...
>>149352347
You saved me frommalberry
>>149352607
>>149352627
Look at that little guy go! When the rest of us died because >Weeping City, this guy refused to give up. I admire his guts.
>>149352381
>>149352503
>>149352524
nope , no thanks.
>>149352552
Its a bridge to the eastern highlands
I assume this image is too big to upload so not gonna bother
http://ffxivmaps.com/img/region-coerthas-large.png
>>149352456
Smegmavaggio's Sloppy'seconds
>>149352793
>>149352834
Never gets old :^)
>>149352793
I'm sure they bought that on MB for cosmetic/gather things
>>149352793
Who is the best petplay master in Soft?
>>149352925
No, D'nali made it for me because they thought it would look good on me. I don't get why everyone is getting so worked up about such a trivial thing
>tfw all the drama here comes from gay men, prison gay men and trannies
>few actual girls keep to themselves and only get shitposted about as opposed to these faggots stirring up their own shit
>>149353040
Anyone who can make goatskin collars
>>149353040
Nashu had half of Saint under his heel for the longest time. Only a matter of time till he collars all the sluts.
>>149353048
Because faggots here made colars a thing. Now everyone assumes having a collar with a crafter's name on it is pet play.
>>149353207
>Goatskin
Senpai please, step up your game. At least make dodore ones.
>>149353272
>actually calling it a collar and not saying "choker"
Yeah... THEY made it a thing.
>>149353342
One set of faggots made it a thing, and a different set of faggots obssess over it. Point is, someone made it a thing and now everyone's being a fag over it.
>>149351704
I doubt we will have one since the War of the Magi is already being covered by 3.0's alliance raid, unless they make an expansion where we time travel to the sixth astral and umbral era where the war happened.
>People think we'll have an Ala Mhigo expansion where we liberate it (when it's right beside the Garlean Empire) or Doma (which was razed to the ground)
Anyone on balmung wanna do a2s in like 6 hours?
>>149353342
> THEY.
>>149353847
What do YOU think 4.0 is gonna be?
>>149352552
Coerthas Eastern Lowlands, the Shatter PvP zone.
>>149353847
>We're killing gods. The empire isn't as threatening as they seem.
>I agree on Doma, people are fucking retarded.
>>149353904
HAVE NO STYLE
>>149353935
It'll really depend of what 3.4's story is gonna be.
>Tfw no horns and no one cares about proto ultima anymore
>>149354089
In that case, did you miss the endings of 3.1 and 3.2 MSQ of Yda and Papalymo planning something with the Ala Mhiggan refugees? If that's not a set-up for the liberation of Ala Mhigo, then I don't know what would be.
>>149353904
suck my dick or go away
>>149354126
Horns are overrated.
>>149353272
Collars =/= petplay.
>>149354026
Yes.
>>149354169
No thank you.
>xaela
Shyv, rocklizard, Iri
>Raen
Paks, naaiki
There's no winning unless I play male is there
>>149354312
>male
>thirsty fags like megu and meria's thirty orbiters
really tho dont let other people ruin a race for you, retard
>>149353998
>We've killed "gods", while mere adventurers have killed Titan before
>The empire has conquered 2 continents, 1 region already and has the most advanced technology
>>149354165
Of course that means Ala Mhigans are gonna fight back, and with some measly resistance? I think it means nothing.
It'll be debunked like how the Ul'dah shit was debunked. Watch, the story will be more about Ascian shit.
>>149354207
Why is your big dick still not up my butt
>>149353096
Are you telling me Ftelor Tia isn't an attention whore posting off topic/real life bullshit all the time?
Say it to my anon face, anon.
>>149354209
o-oh
>>149354625
Correct, she isn't.
Now go back sucking some futa dick.
>>149353096
>few actual girls keep to themselves and only get shitposted about as opposed to these faggots stirring up their own shit
interesting that you left out "thirsty orbiters" when they post more than any of the other three you listed
>>149354708
No offense intended, but for some reason I can't wrap my head around that face. Cats look so weird without their facial markings, it's uncanny.
>>149354615
{I'm not up for it.}
>>149354312
nigga I get called naaki on a daily basis
don't let others ruin a race for you. Play it cause you like it/it's cute
scaly boys are cute as HECK and the grills can be pretty kawaii too
don't let your memes be dreams
>>149354778
Gives em that innocent look
why do bard songs lower your damage when mch turrets don't?
how is this fair?
>>149354312
>male
Madotsuki plays male. It's just as tainted.
>>149354967
WHO HAS THIS CAT COLLARED
WHOOOOO
>>149355015
Probably because changing a Turret to restoration mode, or not having a turret out, means the MCH isn't dealing full damage. Turrets follow the same principle as BRD songs.
>>149355015
Bard does more damage than Machinist I think.
>>149354518
what am i thirsting for exactly? you get 500x more attention as a female character anyway
>>149354518
I am thirsty for male characters. Especially male au ra and elzen!
The more people play those the better.
>8 hours later
It's happening!
>tfw ywn have a clumsy elf meido
ylife
>>149355186
>tfw ywn maid clothes because you are EU
end me.
>>149352808
>All that copypaste land never to be seen again, replaced with smaller and inferior zones
What a waste
The minute you get attached to anyone, you know you're fucked.
How am I supposed to hold all these stupid event, justforlooks and holiday items in my measly inventories? Even with retainers everything is full. I'm not paying more monthly for another retainer, that's crazy.
>>149355276
I know this pain.
>>149355414
iktf
>>149355414
True
>>149335180
>Highlanders!
Are second worst only to elezen female.
>>149355075
>what am I thirsting for
>pic related
Lol
>>149355420
Stick them in your armoire.
I just hit level 50 on my first class. How is the grind from 50-> 60 compared to 1->50?
>>149355420
The armoire in the inn rooms or as housing furniture.
>>149355515I'm sorry
>>149355524
>>149355513
Thanks. It has been so long I forgot about those.
>>149355515
The same as 15-50. One level takes like 4-6 dungeons.
>>149355515
Heavensward is a lot funner than ARR.It's the stuff in between that'll kill you.
>>149355575
You should totally tank runs for them to make it easier
>>149355432
WHO is this magnifcent meower
>tfw work got you so hard by the balls, you can't even shitpost once
>my day off has been postponed
>my feet hurt
>>149355276
>tfw I will never tank an instance with the maid outfit, because reasonsSUFFERING. This life is pureSUFFERING. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, SCHOPPY WAS RIGHT
This chest is toadally awesome.
Does anyone want to do some top quality erotic role play?
I have 10 years of experience and my f-list has over 50k clicks and 2k favorites.
>exclusive time limited content
>7 eleven japan only promotion mounts
>content patches are starting to feel boring
This is why we can't have nice things.
Hey, I was talking with a friend of mine (we're both big FF fans) about how it was a shame we never bothered playing XI, I suppose my question is:
How hard is it to get into FFXIV? Is it something more for more MMOfans or can any JRPG fan jump in?
>>149355928
Son of a gun
>>149355921
>Working a 9 day week of 9 and a half hour shifts
This is fine, I'm okay with this.
>>149356062
it's a wow clone with a lot of fanservice for ff fans
>>149356062
It's not like FFXI where it actually feels like a JRPG but it's casual enough for most newbie MMO players to get into it. You're gonna enjoy it if you like Final Fantasy, but sure as hell not as an MMO.
It's pretty much a WoW clone though.
>>149356046
Yoshi being unoriginal, and SE demanding he continues being unoriginal to get funding for XV/KH3/FFVII is the reason why we can't have nice things.
>>149355913
Who knows.
>>149355509
yeah mutual attraction = THIRST thanks boss
>>149356227
I want to pet this cat!
Min height female Raen on Balmung looking for male Au ra to gaze at affectionately from afar pst...
>>149356062
>How hard is it to get into FFXIV?
It's not. Just pick a populated server if you want to have plenty of people and a lively life.
>Is it something more for more MMOfans or can any JRPG fan jump in?
Yes, and you won't run out of content for a few months of non-stop play. It's worth every penny for beginners.
When I started playing I was so impressed my sleep schedule went to almost nothing and I played every day for about 2 months.
>>149356219
I think it's a mix of many things actually. One thing everyone can agree on though is that we can't have nice things, and no new games are coming out in the next decade that can replace this one.
>>149356241
its thirst when you're "mutually attracted" to a new person every week
I'm still salty about Au Ra females not being demons unless you really go out of the way
>>149356270
meria......
>>149356429
its wwwwwwwayyyy more serious than any other thing ive had which have been mostly ingame fuckery
>>149356153
>>149356196
>>149356283
Ok, thanks for the response.
I'll look into picking it up. Is the PS4 version good?
>>149356531
>It's different this time
Really painting a bad picture m8
>>149356262
Thanks, hair this fluffy was made to be {/pet}.
>>149356554
Also this pastebin is...
>>149356531
lol ok
in a week it'll be someone else
>>149356554
Is alright, it'll get you by a couple of avatarfags use it with no problem.
>>149356046
They've been really boring ever since 3.0. Heck, maybe before than that.
>>149356219
True. They've been reusing a lot of things from XI and 1.0 like the music when there's no good reason to replace them in the first place.
At this point XIV's universe doesn't feel original anymore too, after Yoshi was in charge.
>Literally a crystal tower with FFIII characters in them
>Reusing important figures that only existed in one FF universe, that are just blatant copies of them like Ozma, CuChulainn, Diabolos, the Warring Triad etc.
>Dalmasca apparently is a place in XIV's universe, etc.
>>149356676
maybe, hope not and i dont think so
>>149356605
im trying
>>149356672
The game literally hand-holds you so much that you don't need external sources to know much about the game unless knowing how to play your job (since they never teach you that at all)
>>149357025
>(since they never teach you that at all)
and things like dragoon are literally batshit insane if you want to maximize dps.. you have to have long ass combos that change based on situation and current resources. i hate that shit. hated it in wow, hate it here.
>>149356494
>implying
meria only wants to gaze at godspeed and its sad
>Healer questline literally tells you to dps and heal when playing the game
>Run across healers who just heal and watch their butt waggle at 60
Why
>>149335180
Needs more males.
>>149357345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqK1FrO3BdM
>>149357345
man some of us just want to relax and play the game in a comfy manner without have to stance dance constantly and shit. come the fuck on with that stuff. people don't generally play healer because they want to do multiple jobs at once. they play healer because they want to heal shit.
>>149357345
>>149357462
>tfw new to healer
>trying to stance dance, but get confused and mixed up
>just resign to healing, feeling like a useless loser
>>149357462
Then you're playing the wrong game. In this game, every class is a dps. tanks are dps that can take hits. Healers are dps that can heal. Dps are support classes that can dps.
My fear.
>We're losing a significant portion of our subscribers
>Fuck, let's charge our current playerbase for more shit so they can make up for the losses
This game needs to go f2p so it can start to actually make some money.
It's making less than fucking blade and soul, games with optional subs are beating it LOL
>>149357656
But at the end of that questline, she helps with attacking the voidsent.
>>149357757
Except for Monk.
Monk is a DPS that can DPS.And do nothing else.
>>149357757
no, fuck that shit. if SE wants every healer to DPS they need to do it right and not half ass it. blame SE for their shitty class design decisions, not the players.
>>149357715
don't listen to these scrubs.
>>149357462
play a dps
>>149357863
And how would they "do it right"?
This is the worst timezone for avatarfags.
>>149357804
According to Square Enix's investor information, FFXIV appears to be trending to about ~$25-35M/quarter in revenue right now (after trending down since the release of the big expansion pack with Heavensward). That is $100-140M/yr run rate and it wasn't high enough to make this list.
Lineage 1 made 83B KRW, or roughly $70M USD last quarter, according to NC Soft's investor materials. About a $280M/yr run rate, growing slowly.
So, we know SWTOR is doing between $100M and $280M/yr run rate right now.
Blade & Soul, according to the same previously linked materials, made about $27M USD last quarter, jumping up ~33% from the previous quarter and growing quickly due international releases. It's revenue should be up quite a bit higher as of February because B&S just released in the US and EU on Jan 19, 2016, so February is part of it's international launch window. Expecting an increase then from the previous quarter's $27M ($108M/yr run rate), that might tell us B&S is currently doing ~$120-180M run rate as of Feb'16.
So, SWTOR is likely doing north of $150M/yr run rate, but well short of $280M/yr. Somewhere in the $150-200M/yr range seems reasonable.
>>149357804
If it goes f2p most p2p players will quit.
liz
>>149358045
I want that haggard washed up prostitute on the left.
>>149357804
Korea is a gamer culture. Japan is a tiny island. It has 1/3rd or less of the population of the US. Also most of the population is aged, working slave jobs, or going to school and studying from morning to midnight. It's too bad Korean MMORPGs have been shit for a while. They have the technology, but they keep doing stupid shit that isn't fun to anyone but Koreans.
>>149357995
>if they add a cash shop I'll quit
>if they add level boosters I'll quit
>ill never really quit
>>149357863
> if SE wants every healer to DPS
But they do. Savage content during progression is literally built around the healers DPSing or you straight up won't make DPS checks until your DPS jobs start getting more gear.
>>149358135
lvl boosters and f2p are a dealbreaker for me
current shop is fine
I guess it would be good if I quit, might fix my life.
>>149357761
Please, god. I hope they're not that stupid.
I mean, they remade the original game because it sucked and nobody wanted to play it. They just need to make this game better instead of dumb shit like that.
>>149357804
No thanks. It would do more damage if anything.
>>149358045
lzrd
>>149358218
How is the current shop "fine"?
>>149357901
WoW shadow priest, etc. Make it seamless where if you need more dps the dps spells actually do decent healing, and if you need more heals you can go into super healing mode. FFXIV skills have always been clunky and samey. You shouldn't have to momentarily sacrifice your healing just so you can clunkily throw in some shitty dps.
>heal group
>healing, aoe healing
>cleric form, throw rocks throw rocks throw rock spam
>untoggle cleric form
>heals heals heals
It's shit.
>>149357761
Your fears are reality. Since they've added a cash shop, buyable extra retainers, and the paid in game weddings.
>>149358352
Whats the problem with it? Making old event rewards for those who missed it aviable is okay for me. Most of the prices are fine too.
>>149358045
Where do you get the money to Fanta? ?? You don't work.....
>>149349371
fuck i love this au ra
anyone got more of her?
>>149358162
I know. I DPS on every dungeon I go to with every healer class I use, and it's shit and clunky.
>>149358352
It's fine as long as it only contains untradeable vanity shit and not game boosters.
>>149358445
ty
>>149358452
i rmt gil for them
>>149358353
>>149358501
>itt: people who can't plan ahead more than 5 seconds.
>>149358593
huge or fruge
>>149358414
>>149358517
Why can't that shit be put in game? Why not bring holiday rewards back for the holiday?
We already pay a sub fee and 0â„… of that goes to xiv, why pay more??
>>149358593
np
What if they added lap dance emotes
>>149358501
Also a reason I started disliking dungeons in this game. I play healers to heal, not to stance dance dps and heal. I also stopped liking tanking in non-friend groups because you're expected to pull everything optimally and in huge chunks. I just want to fuckin relax and enjoy some dungeons without these min maxing types getting up your ass every time you queue up. The devs have created the game so that it isn't even possible to do so without being an underachieving shitface.
>>149358771
A lot of it is holiday/event shit that gets put on the shop for those who missed it.
>>149358771
>Why can't that shit be put in game? Why not bring holiday rewards back for the holiday?
Money, money, money.
>We already pay a sub fee and 0â„… of that goes to xiv, why pay more??
You tell me.
>>149335180
super late
>>149358683
Read my posts. I never said I couldn't do it. I said it feels clunky and shitty and they force it on us.
Also fuck you.
>>149358045
Shana is soooo lucky
>>149358841
Dungeons in this game aren't really designed for sitting back, relaxing and grinding.
It's like a duty where you gotta race to the final boss. I wouldn't even call them dungeons, they're far from the concept, especially since they're so linear now and your only objective is to reach the boss, that's it.
>>149359208
They actually are though. They're tuned for 20-30 ilevels lower than the bare minimum, and have almost no mechanics. They're literally brainless grind content.
Oi /xivg/ I'm bailing from WoW to come play this, should I buy just the base game to start with? do I get anything neat from having the Heavensward on my account?
>>149359519
All you get initially is the ability to pick the Au Ra race.
Literally all the rest of the content is locked behind level 50 and a fuckload of quests.
>>149359519
Unless you want to play au ra it doesn't really make a difference until 50.
>>149359519
Just play the trial and see if you like it, buy both the base game and expansion if you do. They're usually sold together pretty cheap. Don't buy it from steam.
>Que tank on arf because I like the way it looks sit back and enjoy the scenery helping new players
>Relic and ESO boost fuck it up, now stuck with speed running faggots every time
>They half ass with the heals and the dps wanting me to go faster
Thanks for ruining my quiet duengon Yoshi.
>>149359208
This game needs massive open world dungeons where the monsters (that are actually dangerous and not just trash mobs) drop chests which has loot, rare mats or even tomes. There's no time limit whatsoever and you can just explore, do quests or grind there all day. Oh well, this will never happen.
>>149359710
So basically a fixed PotD
>>149359710
So basically a fixed Diadem?
Post the initials ofERPersyou think are nice and what you like about them!
Doesn't have to be ERP related.
Imagine if FFXIV had an actual dev team working on it to make things awesome and not some group of leftovers who didn't get a gig working on their new games. I hate big companies.
>Look at all the money FFXIV is bringing in!
>Let's use it to make new games!
slutpatch for free where?
>>149360175
send a tell to ada valentine
>>149360125
I think people who sleep around, even in RP are disgusting individuals. I'd pick a single partner and stick with them. Unfortunately, everyone here is a nasty STD ridden alley rat with long histories who have never really known love.
>>149360175
https://mega.nz/#!b8V0wLoB!szWOWRvWRAEpB9XYal3g2tjt8HakayseEOAXDZsb_3c
post butt with it
>>149360125
R.F
They are super nice and super cute, tries not to leave out anyone on anything.
Hope everyone slept wellOr if you a real nigga, are still up
tfw waking up late to morning wood
Everyone ready for our new event on Tuesday?
>http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/youkai-watch/
>>149360301
which R.F.
there's like 3
ITT: This game is fucking shit but I play it anyway.Me too I'm addicted, please send help
>>149360361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QytfpesdBfA
>>149360441
That's why you post initials and not a name
>>149360337
I just want to hug this cat and tell them that everything's going to be okay.
>>149359783
Perhaps. PotD is another type of dungeon though, dungeon crawl?
Honestly, PotD needs more than just killing monsters on every floor. There's been some good suggestionsin the OFlike events where you get a floor where a mysterious merchant is there and you can buy rare things from him (or just buffs, an area where there's a treasure goblin in it, an area where there's multiple doors with different things inside them, puzzle rooms, an area where you solve a riddle and if you don't, you gotta fight a miniboss, a miniboss room, a room where you fight a primal? A room where a tonberry chases you and you gotta be quick clearing the floor, a time attack room, a room that's pitch black and you gotta find a way out, or even just a room where you do nothing but talk to the NPCs in there etc. There's a lot of possibilities.
>>149359872
Kinda. Diadem is more like an open world end game zone, honestly. It could have the same things like I said but has those other things like gathering in them. There's gotta be HNMs in there that drop loot or maybe mats for crafted endgame gear. I feel like endgame zones should be something like doing missions in monster hunter where you try to do the objective in them and all.
>>149360337
How is your post related to the game? I swear you and your friend are the worst things to crawl out from pso2g.
>>149360337
I always sleep well
>>149360337
Why are you lewd posting so much now?
what happened to green?
>>149360586
WHO is this cute kitten and does she have an owner
>>149360606
Green cut it off with purple to ERP with his boytoys on Balmung.
>>149360361
Nice.
>>149360125
P.M. Gives free ironworks gear to people who ERP with them.
>>149360582
>how is an FFXIV picture related to FFXIV
hmm
>>149360361
>delicious brown elezen legs and toes
More.
>>149360426
Only the DRK sword looks good.
>>149360816
Boytoys? What?
>>149360586
Futa?
Wow, after seeing Sephirot, this game needs more monsters without AoE markers in their attacks and you just gotta learn what their attack name or charging animation does. Would be pretty sweet.
It seems more appeals not seeing any AoE markers at all during battles.
>>149361074
Green's dating like 6 boytoys. Maybe 5 now since Purple's being cucked.
Haven't you heard?
>>149361107
>appeals
Appealing*
Also it might be a bad idea since the playerbase is already so bad and can't dodge shit, even with a marked warning.
>>149360572
>There's been some good suggestions in the OF
Does SE ever listen to any suggestions in the forum?
>>149361197
Who is green dating?
>>149361197
who?
spill the beans
>>149339128
How much did you pay for that A7S clear?
>>149360572
so like diadem then?
they literally drop loot which can be used or turned in for various rewards. you get a bonus for completing objectives.
>>149344257source?
>>149339128
>tfw ada hasn't collared me yet...
>dps that don't use pomander of str
>tanks that don't use pomanders of steel
>people in general who save said pomanders for bosses
>dot classes who persist in placing dots when the burst classes are burning the mob before dots can do any effect
>tanks in tank stance
>tanks who pull big when theres 0 aoe in the party
>tanks in general in this fucking dungeon
>healers who need to be forced to dps
>people who don't split up on early floors
Fucking potd sometimes
>>149361258
They do, they added birds to tokens because people asked for it.
>>149361341
ayyyyy
>>149361258
They did in a thread about improving PotD.
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/299702-If-you-could-make-impovements-to-Deep-dungeon...?p=3791307#post3791307
Also there's been some responses in the JP forums, too. They mostly respond there.
>>149361197
So green transferred to Balmung to erp with more people?
>>149360337
can u PLS post BUTT for ME
This thread is like highschool all over again, only with more trannies.
>>149361605
no, green has an alt on balmung that he leveled in secret
>>149361081
>>149361605
yeah something like that
Wait when Mateus cats were telling people to come to their world they said they didn't erp and would only really lewd talk eachother. I'm starting to think you Balmung faggots that went over there corrupted green cat and now talk shit about them.
>>149360458How about you get addicted to this dick instead?
Does anyone here like miqote...
As much of a copy-paste mess the old zones were, I miss them. I liked how they looked and how they felt. The new zones don't feel the same at all, but I've had attachments with the Hinterlands.
>The mogdance quest refers how dragon moogle and human worked together to build the plaza
>Ixal had literally the same shit where the Lalafells grandfather and the Ixal Chief's grandfather worked together too
SE please, be original
>>149361768
It is ugly too, well then the greencat was not a looker in any case.
Purple is a stunner though (maybe a bit too much rouge on the cheeks.)
>>149361854
No I like xaela
>>149361341
Well I didn't pay it with gil if you know what I mean...
>>149361831
But people shit talk green because of Polygamy.
>>149361028
>elezen
Well, I'm a wildwood in bed...
>>149362003
what's the exchange of hyperscatties to clears
>>149362003
Can we make requests for imgur pictures now?
How about some more doze pictures.
>>149362032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjuzxiuIbjs
What server do I play if I want to ERP anons?
How do you non-ERP anons deal with all this
>post booty!
>random picture of some scantily clad character
>ohh girl so hawt...
>let's do eachother!
>random picture of some scantily clad character
>random picture of some scantily clad character
>name is so amazing
>random picture of some scantily clad character
>>149360582
>>149362008
>thirsty for erp
>nerds think she's gonna marry them because she sucked their dicks
>they put their hopes up and complain when she moves away to avoid the clingy fags
>>149362003
>Literally a good enough lay to get an a8s clear
So cool...
>>149361964
Oh...
Do you like blue xaela...
>>149362126
i look away
>>149362167
Then people shouldn't get so attached. I've done a ton of shit with him and I don't ask him/expect him to marry me.
Doesn't even take advantage of me.
>>149362126
I scroll past those posts.
>>149334641
best op for having HDK artwork
Ohayou gozaimasu /xivg/~
Should I stay as a lizard or fanta into a generic catgirl?
:3
>>149362118
Moogle server
Post initials of the person you hate the most
>>149362126
Ignore them. What else are you expecting?
>>149362321
stay lizard that cat is ugly like all cats
>>149362218
>>149362306
But it's literally every other post. I wanted to stay here, but I feel like I'd be better just not.
>>149361770
>incredibly lewd
>cat
It's like owning gold on another planet.
>>149362367
N.M.
>>149362003
How many fugs do you owe Abe for your A8S carry?
>>149362354
Who do you think will ERP with them their? Who?I play on Moogle so I would really like to know whom to ask...
>>149362308
too bad it's ffxi, not xivmore like too bad it's xiv, i miss my fucking mithra
>>149362367
C.M.
video games are my favorite
edda is so cute
please post edda screens and fanart
>>149362126
Ignore it, duh.
>>149362321
Left. Right is cute but left is more expressive and animated compared to cats.Also cats have really shitty teeth, especially moon, which bothers the FUCK outta me.
>>149362428
This is a containment board for a reason, anon.
>>149362542
same
>>149362276
>Then people shouldn't get so attached.
I don't know what it is about XIV but it seems to attract really depressed and lonely people, they react poorly to potentially good social contact and then react even worse when they flub it.
I think because it's a game for weebs, you don't find this kind of shit in U.S. games.
>>149361831
Idk how anyone could do that to purple honestly. Pretty sure the erp thing is just a hoax. They probably have wanted to go to Balmung because it was crowded
why don't you ERP fags just go rub one out or meet with someone in game and stfu already
>>149362126
I take it in stride while grinding and watching DotA
>>149362703
because showing it off in public is part of the fetish.
It's like a bunch of hormonal horny teenagers who are grounded by their parents and erp is their only sexual outlet.
>>149362842
Isn't it reportable
>>149362913
>only
>wanting to catch an STD
Herpes has no cure.
>>149362946
in game, yes. on 4chan? also yes.
>>149362946
It should be. This is a blue board, and no one cares how horny or willing they are. They're nasty.
>>149362913
mentally handicapped people such as people with downs syndrome have higher sex drives than normal people
tl;dr they're literal retards
>>149362126
I ignore everything that is not Lalafell related, these days are really sad
>>149362703
how can I meet you if you haven't told me who you are yet...
>>149362540
why?
>>149363038
>>149363119
So does Genius, what's your point?
>>149363164
Would you say no if me and my EB wanted to spit-roast you?
>>149363196
Yes. But ERPing in public channels is not cool.
>>149363119
Isn't this really bad? That means mentally handicapped and less intelligent people are going to outbreed smart people and people with good genes eventually.
Is there a big mage hat i can put on my black mage that isnt the ugly lvl 45/50 quest one
>>149362321
>unironically playing as a shitnose cat
>>149363256
Likely...
I'm interested in who you are though
>>149363404
You aren't even subbed so I don't want to tell you..
>>149363038
lol
>>149363404
does me calling you a dirty useless slut turn you on or something?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q4icfLVB0T
>>149363398
http://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/wiki/Yafaemi_Hat_of_Casting
I want a brute justice minion named Cute Justice.
>>149363196
That looks and sounds fake as fuck, this isn't a R18 game so you can't go around talking about sex on general chat.
>>149363510
Well I'd still like to know... And free time campaign in two days anyway
>>149363551
Not unless you're my EB ;^)
>>149363563
cute
but no
>>149363639
That GM wasn't referring to general chat but yes that anon ignored the context.
>>149363639
The gist of it is you can freely talk about the concept of ERPing in public channels, you're just not allowed to do the actual ERPing in them.
what's an EB?
>>149363665
Why would you like to know if you'll just refuse us anyways?
It sounds like you want to know who it is so you can ask for it on the down low and pretend you're not interested.
Would anyone on balmung like to fcob? I have poe bonus
>>149363869
eternal bond, a marriage system in this game
>>149364002
I'd like to erp with you
>>149363891
I just want to know who's interested, nothing more to itunless you're potentially interested in a 4man one day ;^)
If you don't want to say then don't worry about it
>>149364002
Yes but not with you
Is anyone on Balmung up for some PotD with me?
I can play any role, idgaf.
PST to Kiss Dissem :3
>>149364080
>4
Comes after 3.
>ArenaNet implements wedding attire and a ceremonial area in a major city
>but no system for marriage
That way none of its players can take this shit seriously.
>>149364002
Would you like to ERP? Message Megumi Megu
>>149364215
But what happens if you EB with someone and then you decide you hate their fucking piece of shit useless guts?
>>149364215
S U P E R I O R
>>149364150
what is your favorite role?
>>149364002
fuck off degenerate scum, and take your boyfriends back to Shitaeus
Anyone want to hold hands....
Message Awena Marette please.......
>>149364002
Whaa. This is greencat's alt?
>>149364382
"Alt"
It is time.
Post c@s.
>>149364353
I don't talk like that...
>>149364353
No thanks.
>>149364328
Hmm.
For PotD I enjoy DRK a lot. So I guess tanking?
But DPS is pretty close behind.
I've only tried SCH in PotD, and it's probably my least favourite role. I might like healing better as an AST or WHM, idk.
>>149364448
So I'll take that as a yes?
>>149364002
Do your seven boyfriends not get along enough to play together with you?
>>149364595
One of his four or five yes.
>>149364474
Oh.....people keep calling me you........
The Vault (Extreme) when
>>149364723
>more dungeons
oh boy
>>149364503
go pld, shield bash stuns almost everything for 3-6 seconds, enough time to prevent curing needs for the vast majority of partied-runs
>>149364723
SICKNESS WILL BE PURGED
What was SE's excuse for only putting out 2 dungeons per major patch instead of 3?
Is it still a roulette if there's only 2 choices?
>>149364830
PLD is boring to me.
;_;
>>149364076
Im not feeling it
>>149364145
unfortunate
>>149364382
yes
>>149364237
nty but they seem solid
>>149364347
>>149364637
here's your yous, gotta recycle these things
>>149364704
You're using my name...
>>149364940
Budget cuts. Same reason they're advertising Youkai Watch. Shameless whoring for money from budget cuts.
>>149365160
So the game's going down under already? Wew
>>149364940
Why have more? Dungeons are just a long, piss-easy and boring content, ran only to get tomestones.
I'd rather have them improve or even just overhaul on dungeon design to actually be more challenging and interesting if anything, and be something that you can solo and grind without a time limit and make less of it to have more quality on just one.
>>149364940
because if there were 3, people would groan that they got Z dungeon in roulette instead of X or Y.
Ded game.
What did you get from your weekly A8S
>>149365217
was heavensward their last big push for this game? is it all downhill from here?
>>149365000
First you shill Mateus for months.
Now you shill carrying you through content.
How about you "go relax" on Mashitus and never come back. Take the hint.
>>149364940
Who the fuck cares when the storyline one will always come up 90% of the time.
The roulette is only a real roulette as long people aren't queueing specifically for a dungeon. If someone is on your datacenter, everyone queueing for that roulette will get grouped with that player.
>>149365442
They are announcing a new expansion in 3 months and there's a new major patch due in less than 2 months.
>>149365416
I play this game to relax. Repeat raiding is not fun or relaxing.
>>149365442
It might also be SE leeching for XV and VII
>>149365000
Why did you leave purple hanging ;_; or is there another side to the story? Did you just want more people to play with on Balmung?
>>149365452
the grass is always greener on the other side
Even if this game is really shit, SE won't acknowledge it since people still eat their shit and it still prints money.
>>149365593
>Goes to Balmung
>Gets plat wedding
>"Just wanted to play with more people"
>>149365000
why are you trying to web brown lightning?
>>149364962
yeah, it's pretty boring just stunning shit
could do smn, titan is unusually good in there
>>149365658
I don't believe this. Who did they marry then?
POST DRK GLAMOUR
>>149365416
what's the point of doing savage when the gear you get from there is just going to be come obsolete anyways and there's no new story.
>>149365848
Fuck if I know but they have the mount.
>Male PLD wearing light steel coliseum set
Why
fencer when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-a_gq2W0bE
buying eso on balmung 7.25k / 20 pst Mamoru Megu
>>149365750
Fuck titan, just had a party where one of the smns refused to desummon his titan and kept pulling aggro away. Using holy with that fucker in party is a pain in the ass.
Though both smns on that party were shit.
>3 poms of witching
>remove traps
>reveal map
Guys, lets do a large pull
>pull 4 rooms worth of trash
>pom of witching
>smns were hitting one of the mobs i grabbed but titan grabbed off me
>die
>both smns didn't had raise
Getting sick of people that don't listen on this shit.
>>149364940
Because they realized its a waste of effort if people only want to run 1 type of dungeon at most because its 'optimal.' If anything is the slightest bit like an actual raid, people give up and leave as soon as they zone in because 99.9% of this community are trash.
>>149365442
Game isn't going to be dead for a long time, until we see how 4.0 goes. SE is literally just transfusing blood from ffxiv to all their other projects. FFXIV quite literally saved their shit and is continuing to fund their shit while they give ffxiv nothing in return.
FFXV better be fucking amazing.
>>149365850
You can't go wrong with the coat desu
>>149365904
fflogs circlejerking.
>>149366140
>FFXV better be fucking amazing.
Are we getting a crossover event for XV?
>>149366229
they said we were
>>149365452
go to bed shyv
>>149363196
Fake as shit.
Next time you want to shop a tell try doing it with a solid background.
>>149365904
having fun?
>>149366101
Never, unless they give RDM a fencing weapon.
>>149366219
hi ruseman
>>149366140
>FFXV better be fucking amazing.
How many others here give zero fucks about anything FF that isn't an mmorpg?
>>149365850
Why can't they just make dungeons that can only be done with a preformed group and are harder than your typical expert dungeon? It could also give armor that's around the same ilvl as the current extreme primal.
>>149365945
Why not?Post him
>>149365850
moogle fluff to soften the edge
>>149365416
xth scouting body and drg spear
also using that hood with that body causes an insane clipping, i dunno how you can put up with it
>>149365032
S-Sorry..............
>>149365850
>>149365904
Are you new to MMOs?
>>149366448
That's what it's like in 1.0 for the premade group part. DF didn't exist back then and that you had to run to the entrance to get in.
I can't remember if you could solo it, get in with a party below 4 or not but you can get in with a party above 4.
>>149366495
>i dunno how you can put up with it
he's just less autistic than you i guess
what did paks get from a8s this week?
>>149366442
>>149366489
ink blue allagan mind
Asking again because I'm bored to tears right meow.
Does anyone on Balmung want to join me for some PotD?
I'll play any role, idc. Though I'd prefer to go healer to try out AST atm.
Send a /tell to Kiss Dissem
:3
>>149366448
The playerbase is too casual for such hard content!I'm a casual player but I find the casual content like """"expert"""" dungeons, PotD incredibly easy and boring.
Game needs a glamor log to hold stuff without taking inventory. 1 have 1.5 retainers on glam alone.
>Buy a retainer
Buy this dick
>>149366335
how does anyone have fun doing a 2nd job? gotta make or find a static, bash your head at progression, and hope people don't quit.
>>149366495
>all this purple
you reek of diapers...! embarrassing!
>>149366873
can i do PotD if im only level 20 something? someone said i needed to do tam tara hard first? i have a balmung alt
>>149366985
theres liking feet and then theres liking feet way too much
>>149366967
Yeah playing games at a non braindead level is the same as work, you're right.
it's so much more fun to just sit around idle in town and pretend you're sucking futa dick!
>>149365593
>>149365848
you can message me on steam or something if you're curious, but I'll avoid sharing names
>>149365680
they're nice and were friends
>>149367028
I think you just need to do Copperbell Mine normal mode? And then go get the quest from Gridania...
I'm not entirely sure though.
>>149366917
Yoshi's response to that was "We can't do it since we can't add more inventory slots right now" or something.
>>149367028
Yes, and you gotta finish the first three dungeon first. The hard version one is for the final floor I believe.
>>149367103
there's a difference between having fun in non braindead content and having to make schedules and guide 7 other people around playing a fucking game.
The suspense is killing me.
>>149367248
>0.35mb/s
the fuck
>>149366495
It's not that bad desu, only really clips if i /cpose and even then it's slight
>>149366967
I enjoy progression in raids. Getting a static is shit though, but once you have a good group it's loads of fun.
>>149366448
The extreme backlash from Pharos Sirius probably put them off from doing anything of the sort. And it was a huge backlash, on the official forums and basically anywhere discussing the dungeon.
It's a cool idea, but the game lacks the rewards to make it appealing. You could have increased rewards, but they would have to be much more than just lore to justify just running 1 expert a day because its so easy to cap casually. Armor that's like 1 step below crafted gear and meldable could work, but how do you introduce that gear with odd # patches where stuff like VA/Weeping city are supposed to be the 'middle' gear. Assuming you had it for 3.2, it would be like 215 for the dungeon gear, but then it'd have to be 225 for the next step of gear. By the time of 3.3, everyone would have a set of 230/240 lore gear by then and render the whole thing moot.
While I'm all for running content for 'fun', the game lacks the gear variety to actually make it work. Maybe a huge chunk of esoterics? Or materia.
>>149365850
>>149366985
Is this an ebin?
>>149367109
How do I find your steam?
>>149367109
what's your steam?
>>149365680
he's webbing shito
>>149367242
Some people have fun doing hard content with 7 like minded people. How do you think raids/teams form in the first place. If you make it work out, nothing in casual content compares to clearing a hard fight after progging with good players.
>>149367448
>>149367459
http://steamcommunity.com/id/noxus32
>>149367342
That's because they forced that shit on relic. It was an optional duengon so it really wasn't a problem untill SE went "hey guys you know that duengon everyone doesn't really like? Let's make it a forced objective for an already annoying grind." They knew what they were doing.
>>149366515
Who are you.... Who are you really...
>>149367303
I have been posting these since yesterday. It's really slow! I just wanna play.
>>149362557
>midlander engaged to a lalafell
She was clearly deranged.
Good riddance.