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/nsunsg/ - Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm General

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/nsunsg/ - Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm General

Elderly Gangbang Edition

>Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/NSUNSG/

>Discord group
https://discord.gg/0tYAz6VE2zJENjBI

>New to Storm and/or coming from "traditional" fighting games?
http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/comment/7766808/#Comment_7766808

>How to force a jump blocker to do something offensive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMPEHZjOTWo

>Naruto Abridged Series (best re-write):
http://overloke.imgur.com/

>Screenshot album
http://imgur.com/a/tiAWA/all

>/nsunsg/-approved fanfiction
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IdKzPOFC6J_qhL-1BzyNEvVqhp73cD5oUGFVnqgbbEA/edit#

>Hall of Anal Devestation
http://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4/all

>TLAnon's Patreon
https://www.patreon.com/TLAnon

>R20 GM's summaries of the game so far
https://www.dropbox.com/s/uds093rtywlm38k/Game%20Summaries.pdf?dl=0

>Naruto Artbooks, Music, Manga, etc.
http://pastebin.com/SmwKFShb

Previous thread

>>149166834
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Claiming first post in the name of all girls and Haku
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>>149288639
you fool!
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>>149285268
Wasn't there some shitposting war about the size of Naruto's dick on /a/?
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>>149288286
DELETE THIS!!!
TSUNADE IS TOO OLD FOR THAT!
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>>149289371
Dojutsu is a type of ocular ninjutsu. It's simply ninjutsu focused through the eyes.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIp1I5Atr3Q

THIS IS NOW A PEST THREAD
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So we're starting a bit late because apparently Japanese internet is shit, and Binkbonk is actually travelling like 45 minutes away - at 6am - to go to an internet cafe, so he can play.

I don't deserve these kinds of players, you guys
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>>149290128
Nah, see?
This here's a Nacho thread, see?
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>>149289438
>Implying age has anything to do with the D
Kaguya is literally thousands of years old, would you not give it to her?

>>149289637
Dojutsu is a type of jutsu, not ninjutsu. Jutsu = mystic arts.
Ninjutsu is a type of jutsu. Dojutsu is more of a bloodline limit anyway.
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>>149285226
this
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>>149290456
If there was a dojutsu that made your eyeballs super tough and stick out of your head so you could fight people with them, it would be both dojutsu and taijutsu
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>>149290402
STINKY DINKY NO JUTSU!
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Idea: Naruto finds a summoning contract, signs it without reading the fine print, and upon using it a few times, realizes it summons random things from other dimensions/worlds/series/etc.

Good/bad/shit?
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>>149290936
Not even Naruto is dumb enough to sign something in his own fucking blood without at least someone cool like Jiraiya specifically instructing him to.
I don't think the idea would really occur to anyone without instructions from a trusted source.
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>>149290936
I like it
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>>149291180
Naruto does do things without thinking things through though. Maybe have the contract be a reward and Kakashi says some offhanded thing that convinces Naruto to sign it.
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>>149290936
> SUMMONING JUTSU
> Dozens of dragon dildos fall through a portal in space-time
KONOHA YES
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>>149290936
It has potential.
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>>149291391
So long as you set it up right, that's the main part.
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>>149291514
>>149291429
Yeah, it was just something that I was surprised hadn't been done yet. Or maybe it has, who knows.
>>149291412
>Naruto's in a jam
>uses the summoning technique
>summons a literal tentacle monster
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Naruto is now set in Czarist Russia, what changes?
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>>149292251
I don't know enough about Czarist Russia to comment. I was going to say that Naruto would get sent to gulag at age 3 for his pranks against the state that cost many communist-ryo to clean.
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>>149292335
kek
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Naruto is set in the last game you played. What the hell happens?
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>>149292668
> Doom
Uh....
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>>149291817
>I was surprised hadn't been done yet. Or maybe it has, who knows.
I have read a bit of a very terrible one, probably written by an actual 14 year old, where Nardo sees Jiraiya perform the hand seals, and repeats them. Apparently doing it without a contract reverse-summons you to the realm of whomever is the best fit for you, he ends up with the Foxes. They offer right off the bat to teach him a whole load of bullshit for no reason, and that is where I dropped that fic.

Also Chuunin Exam Day, another notoriously terrible fic, insists the only explanation for the weird tech all over the Nardo world is that they are summoning them in from other worlds. The writer even has a small rant about it as I recall.
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>>149292668
It's like an entire team of genjis
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>>149292668
>Naruto in the witcher's world
>tries to make friends
>everyone's a cunt so he gets fucked over
>some sorceress takes him in, acting all friendly to get at the well of magical power of Kurama, ends in /ss/
Also, if he ever had a chance at learning the fire affinity, should he use it there everything would go very wrong very fast.

Alternatively pic related.
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What is your opinion on this man?
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Alright, game is starting!
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>>149292668
Nothing changes
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>>149293930
He and Haku should've been part of the new seven swordsmen of the mist
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>>149293930
He had an impressive boner
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>>149294031
>Narutho chilling with Orochiimaru, Nejhi & Deidarha
What does the mean?
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>>149294031
Holy shit what the fuck am I looking at? Naruto habbo hotel or something?
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>>149292830
Yeah, if you do the seals without a contract you get summoned to the home of the animal that suits you the best. That's how Jiraiya did it, I believe.

But yeah, to bypass that I need to have Naruto sign the summoning contract beforehand. The only real issue aside from doing the story well is thinking of adequately useful (or useless) summons.
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>>149294371
*What does that mean?
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I FINALLY GOT IT
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>>149294641
never mind me I'm being stupid, it's there
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>>149294685
Got what? Your period?
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>>149294685
got what?
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>>149294738
I call first dibs
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>>149294641
Naburo: the revengeance
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>>149294829
>wanting to fuck a girl on her period
ew
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>>149294539
>The only real issue aside from doing the story well is thinking of adequately useful (or useless) summons.
Yup, people have struggled with that in some stuff I've read. You can go the full OC route and try not to be too excited for having made up something nice (especially because if it's random, they are likely to be one time use ones), or with references and stuff lifted from other franchises like you said. But that is risky.

An example that comes to mind, which frankly I did not like all that much, is the turtle summons Nardo gets in Team 8. I like that fic very much, but the author went a bit too far with the reference for my liking.

The initial,successful summoning being a small and blue one that doesn't speak and uses a water jutsu on Naruto when he acts up is fine, fun even, but there's a turtle teacher/mentor figure from another franchise that seems like he might turn out to be a recurring character, about which I am really not sure.
And of course there's the Gamabunta-equivalent for the turtles, so far unseen, referred to as The Four which will turn out to be the Ninja Turtles and boy, is there potential for fucking up there. At least it's not A'Tuin, I suppose.

So yeah, there's potential for it to go wrong, even with an otherwise good/solid writer. I'm not saying it can't be done, but you do have to walk a tightrope of funny, original and interesting.
All in all, godspeed on that, anon.
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>>149294929
>not earning your redwings
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>>149296139
It's really not as great as it sounds
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>>149266090
If Lord Tobirama was allowed to massacre the Uchiha literally every single issue in the series would have been solved.
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>>149296275
it was for me
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>>149296382
>He fell for the SenJEW lies
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>>149296515
No Uchiha, no Indra reincarnation, no Indra reincarnation, Kaguya never leaves the moon, the Rinnegan goes back to being a legend that doesn't exist, the Ten Tails never gets resummoned, power levels stay decent. Seems like a fair trade.
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These nerds are STILL getting their weaponry sorted.
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>>149296774
This desu, the Uchiha are unironically the cause behind every single problem in the series
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>>149297636
Not the Sound/Sand invasion of the Leaf.
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>>149298043
If we really want to go back, we can probably trace that to Itachi for fucking Orochimaru up
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>>149292668
>The Evil Within.
>Detectives of the KCPD( Konoha City Police Department) who are Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are being driven to a crime scene at the city's mental hospital by officer Sai.
>Naruto and Sakura enter the mental hospital as Sasuke stays outside as backup. While investigating Naruto and Sakura discover an old man (Madara Uchiha) on the floor in the room with security cams mumbling something about this "Tobi". Naruto goes to check the cameras and sees his fellow officers being slaughtered by a mysterious man in an orange mask (think of him warping around like in that Itachi filler). After turning to the camera, he appears behind Naruto and knocks him out.
>Naruto would have to escape from the Butcher/Sadist who is Orochimaru. Getting out of the hospital and escaping from the crumbling city in the ambulance with Madara, Sasuke, Sai, and Gaara (Leslie).
>All the haunted are white Zetsu.
>The Keeper would be Zabuza. He can revived himself from his sword, appearing from mist in the ground.
>Mobius is Akatsuki. The CEO is Pain, shadowed and all. Sasuke is their agent, he is the Kidman.
>Sakura is Josepth. Which means she gets fucking shot by Sasuke while trying to protect Gaara.
>Ruvik/Ruben is Tobi/Obito Uchiha. Rin is the Laura. STEM is Infinite Tsukuyomi.
>Naruto kids are dead just like Sebastian's daughter. Which means Hinata disappears trying to find the real reason behind their deaths and is revealed to work for Akatsuki in Sasuke's DLC.
>The final "boss" is Obito turning into the Juubi.
>Sasuke's DLC is his side of the story and his relationship with Akatsuki, who want him to capture Gaara. He is antagonized by Pain to complete is assignment (Imagine the first half of his boss battle against Pain with him having to shoot is six bodies, the second half would be Pain making Sasuke clones, and the third would be Sasuke trying to face him while avoiding his Almighy Push).
>The Keeper aka Zabuza DLC will be about him searching for Haku.
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>>149299217
Oh, and Rin appears as a turtle monster like Laura was the spider monster. Instead of fire her weakness would be electricity (lol).
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Is a growing affection worth reading? Don't really mind the length
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>>149299960
How much do you care about canon?
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>>149298724
Itachi should have just given his body to him.
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>>149292668
>Naruto is set in the last game you played. What the hell happens?
uhh...
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>>149299989
Couldn't care less
>In my world, the Rinne rebirth and edo tensei didn't actually happen
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>>149300427
Then go ahead. And it's bonus points if you're a Hinatafag.
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Is Hinata a Dandere?
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>>149301128
seems like it
also seems like dandere is the only type worth a damn
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>>149301128
Yes, she is very Dandere.

>>149301627
A Yandere is fine too.
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>>149292668
>Mortal Kombat X
Well shit, does he get Rasengan as a special move?
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>>149302289
What would various character's Fatalities be? Like, Naruto's Animality, obviously a fox.
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>>149302386
>Not a frog
Tsunade would be bashing skulls with heavenly kick shit everywhere.
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>>149302386
>Naruto's Fatality
-Rasengan splatters your intensines or skull
-Kurama literally eats you
-Torture by shadow clones
i could name it all
Hyuugas' Fatality would be more gory since they could channell the chakra in wrong way and can cause opponent's body to explode
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>>149302639
> Obito's Fatality
> Warps the enemy into Kamui
> Looks at the camera and holds his finger to his lips, making the 'Shhhh' motion
> Warps into Kamui himself
> After several seconds the Kamui portal warps open and gore just pours out, with Obito stepping through, flicking blood from his shoulder
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>>149301627
Kuudere types are not my kind of thing, but they are feasible.
Yandere is a retarded meme.
Tsundere characters tend to be fucking awful. There ARE exceptions, with milder cases, but the type itself is fucking shit.
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>>149302845
>Not just teleporting half an opponent
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>>149302961
who you callin a meme, faggot? don't make me lock on to you.
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>>149303167
Eh, each character has like three different Fatalities.
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>>149296095
I don't think I'll go the full OC route, but thanks for your input anon. I'll try and give it a shot.
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>>149302961
Is Taiga the only good tsundere? I thought she was pretty okay.
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>>149303903
She's the queen of tsundere.
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>>149294449
tibia
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>>149304249
I thought Asuka was, from Evangelion. Hope I'm getting that right, I've never seen Evangelion
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>>149304454
I've only seen the anime and if i recall correctly she was all tsun.
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>>149304249
>>149304454
Is there even a tsundere in Naruto? I'm surprised that archetype was never tacked on.
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>>149304825
Temari.
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>>149304825
I'd say Temari is a bit of a tsundere in regard to Shikamaru. And I mean the classic type tsundere who starts cold and warms up over time.
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>>149304981
Not the modern "it's not like a like you or anything, Baka!" kind which is unbelievably overbearing?
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>>149305084
Karin, oddly enough, tries it although she's more or less a parody of it.
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MITSUKI DLC WHEN?
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So we're finally at the actual entrance to the area of the weapons cache, after fucking around with weaponry. Both Arata and Waniko wanted the iron claws, so I made them roll off for it to indicate a scuffle going down. Waniko won, so after what I can only assume was a semi-sexual wrestle, she pinned him down and took the claws off him. They caught about six hours sleep, and at midnight, Fugetsu managed to wake himself up, wake the others, and get ready for a night raid. It was around a five hour trek to the camp - thanks to a map they got from the nobles - so they got there around 5am, with the sun about half and hour from rising.

They're now formulating a plan, with Waniko rolling a 21 on her Perception check.
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>>149305342
1 week after never.
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>>149304825
Sasuke
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>>149305453
Sasuke's a cold asshole, not a tsundere. Or if he is, he's a really, really shitty one. I'd say Kurama is closer to being a tsundere despite having had only one "real" tsundere moment.
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>>149305453
Sasuke's kuudere.
>tfw no kuudere from!Sauce
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>>149305980
Kurama is a classic tsundere.
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>>149305442
>>149305342
Checked this
https://steamdb.info/app/349040/depots/?branch=nsuns4_0107_debug
1.07 debug build updated hour ago
So yeah we can expect something
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>>149305980
> S-stupid Naruto, it's not like I want you to take all my hate or anything
> I-It's not like I LIKE you or anything
> Me g-giving you my chakra doesn't MEAN anything, b-baka
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>>149306627
>>149306848
All I remember is the scene where he's like "w-why are you thanking me? It's weird!"
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Well, they took too long coming up with a plan of action, and so were spotted. Due to you guys all saying I should be tougher on them, when Renya immediately rolled Initiative, they immediately lost any chance at talking their way out of things. Binkbonk has to leave soon, so tomorrow's game will start at the point of contact. Initiative rolls have already been made, so it looks like shenanigans are going to happen tomorrow.
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>>149305342
Soon™
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>>149289436
Why the fuck are they making chidoris and rasengans when Kakashi invented the chidori and Minato the rasengan thousands of years later?
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>>149307784
because the pottery has grown too large to contain.
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How the fuck do i play this game? In the first battle i keep getting fucking raped in the ass, i cant do fucking shit.
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>>149307784
Because the animators are fucking morons
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>>149307784
Madara and Hashirama probably knew them too.
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>>149293930
Cool power but died before he could be shown as anything other than a diehard Orochimarufag and his thing with Juugo went nowhere.
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>>149307784
Because everything must be related to Naruto and Sasuke or else what's even the point
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>>149307147
>Due to you guys all saying I should be tougher on them
whoever said this, I'm fucking coming for you.
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>"Neji your destiny doesn't matter, bloodline doesn't matter! You have the power to change your destiny!"
>"Oh, by the way, I'm the son of the fourth hokage and a part of one of the most powerful clans. I'm also the reincarnation of Indra and am prophesied to be the one who brings true peace to the world"
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>>149308313
In Naruto's defense that was retroactively fucked by Kishimoto's retarded zeal for parallelism.
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>>149308313
> I'm also the reincarnation of Indra and am prophesied to be the one who brings true peace to the world"
Naruto was an Asura transmigrant. Sasuke was Indra.
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>>149308313
The moral of the Neji fight is that you can't tell another's fate just by looking at them. Neji had no idea Naruto had all that shit going on but judged him to be a failure. Neji was wrong.
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>>149307784
Because Studio Pierrot are fucking retards like usual.
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>>149308724
I dunno, looking at a 12-year-old casually using a Kage-level kinjutsu is a pretty good sign that, maybe, you're overlooking some aspect of their character
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>>149308871
But all that meant was that he had a lot of stamina. To Neji, that didn't mean anything.
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>>149310161
Having a lot of stamina should mean something to someone that ends up getting knocked out by a single uppercut
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>>149310161
It meant he had Kage-level chakra reserves. At age 12. And was also able to actually be good enough to steal a scroll that was locked away in the Hokage building, and then LEARN said kinjutsu in under six hours.
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>>149310247
FUCKING LAZY FAGGOTS!
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>>149310542
don't be sad
have some cute
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>>149308313
>Naruto says the prophecy is bullshit and that he'll save the world because it's the right thing to do
>Minato is revealed to be from some no-name civilian family
Would that have helped? You might as well make the Uzumaki heritage meaningless, Naruto doesn't really get anything from it. You can say "muh life force" but he would've died without Sakura when Kurama was extracted anyway, and his chakra doesn't really subdue Kurama anyway.
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>>149310993
But the fanboys latched onto it saying he's going to live to be 200+ and be unkillable in combat
He'll outlive Sausage and be gifted the eyes, getting Rinnegan and generally just becoming the very best at everything. :^)
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>>149311342
Which is retarded. Naruto doesn't get squat from his heritage, Kishimoto literally tacked that on for pottery shittery.

Seriously, how could Kishimoto give this kind of a heritage to Naruto and say "nah he'll still use only rasengans and shadow clones lol". I was so fucking pissed when Karin suddenly used those chakra chains.
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>>149310993
>Naruto says the prophecy is bullshit and that he'll save the world because it's the right thing to do
You do realise that changes nothing?

>Prophecy is bullshit!
>Prophecy happens regardless
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>>149311567
What else is he supposed to do, destroy the world?

Only other thing I can think of is to have them say "Naruto, the prophecy states--" and then have Naruto shut them up and say he doesn't want to hear it.
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>>149311917
If he had at least the storyline would have a little consistency in themes
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just came to the boys at the battlefield part and its giving me the feels, this part in the manga was my favorite part, ill never forgive kishi for raping obitos character so hard

atleast he left jiraiya alone after his death
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>>149313681
How so? Naruto never does anything that destructive. I don't think Kishi could even write an edgy Naruto well anyway.
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>>149306964
I mean the old type of tsundere, who starts up cold or hostile and warms up over time. He does have a few modern tsundere moments throughout the transition.
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>>149310247
Why didn't they just use that? Doesn't look like it would take much more work. Seriously, the frequency of those slideshow cutscenes seems pretty lazy. They could have at least used actual animated scenes from the anime.
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>>149313729
>raping
You mean "enhancing".
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>>149315450
I dont remember too much of the manga but IMO he went from my favorite character to one of my least favorite characters. It was just too much bullshit going around. When i was reading the manga i was always like "please dont rape jiraiya too please dont rape jiraiya too please"

also madaras entry to the manga was really epic... and that was all, after that nothing special happened with him..

hell i dont even clearly remember the ending, it was something with a mother and bla bla, well, thats one of the good things about playing uns4 i guess, reliving it a bit
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>>149304825
Obito. Naruto/Sasuke felt too one-sided.

https://youtu.be/Ae63ffDz_5E?t=2m42s
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>>149318081
No.
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>>149318113
No to what, fuckstick?
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>>149318271
You know damn well what I'm talking about, faggot.
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>>149318113
No?
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>>149318389
Not a clue.
blow me.
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>>149318760
>dat cheek hold
Hina too cute.
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Is Mazaku worth watching?
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>>149319324
that black youtube guy?
Na.
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>>149318081
>>149318113
Let's not start this again, please.
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>>149321319
I guess the only way to avoid shit going crazy is to post girls that aren't Sakura or Hinata.
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any good naruto exhentais friends
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>>149321704
Yes
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>>149322059
This is the part where you post links
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9CmDB2uQHE
You thought NaruHina was canon?
TOP KEK HINATAFAG SHITS
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Kishimoto planned a long time ago to go with naruhina and sasusaku so that is the only reason he made them to go together and of course another reason is european fans everyone like pushed kishimoto to make that happen in Japan its important for them to get the respect from foreigners. I would respect naruhina and sasusaku if kishimoto would have made clear development with those pairings and their relationship... He made a big mistake making naruto ignore hinatas feelings and not doing enough moments for them and the same goes for sasusaku. Instead he made from the start clearly that naruto loves sakura and sakura was little by little forgetting her so called love/crush feelings for sasuke and started feeling something for naruto. Like i have said many times everyone who gets logic and has common sense would understand this... there has been many moments and sings that Sakura was starting to feel something for naruto and naruto never said that he didnt love sakura anymore if Kishimoto wanted to make it clear that Naruto doesnt love Sakura and loves hinata he should have it clear in manga. Kishimoto even said in an interview that: '' I decided quite a while ago to go with Hinata. There was a time when i was on the fence about going with Sakura, but after coming this far and just having Sakura switch over to loving Naruto would make her kind of a terrible woman.'' <--- And that is just horrible way of thinking. So in kishimotos mind youre a terrible woman for switching over to a nice guy who loves and respects you wholeheartly and just needs to be with the one who hasnt cared for you at all and has tried to kill you and has used mental violence but you just need to love him and be with him because otherwise youre a terrible woman. I think thats very rude for every woman on this world.
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Does Team 7 go on any more missions after Wave but before the chunin exams start?
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>>149324581
The last naruto movie was just all about hinata. Hinata was there for naruto always and his first bond <-- what a bullshit and when they realized that they made a huge mistake making naruto love sakura all this time to the 1chapter to 699 chapter. They tried to fix everything by making Sakura say in the movie that '''Naruto didnt love sakura, he just tried to compete with sasuke because sakura liked sasuke and they were rivals. But if that was the case then wouldnt that be the same for sakura because she competed and was rivals with ino. So that would mean that Sakura didnt love or like sasuke actually at all. I can see that kishimoto really likes to make onesided love stories and break peoples hearts. Even many my friends who are naruhina fans have said that the movie was terrible and everything just got ruined and kishimoto ruined all the characters and said that narusaku would have been much much better. I'm glad that junko takeuchi was a narusaku fan and she said this when she was interviewed:

"Interviewer: So, the chronicles of a grown up Naruto begin at last. Can we expect any major changes to his voice and your performance to reflect it?

Takeuchi: Well, both young Naruto and grown-up Naruto are the same character, but…I’m going to imagine that some amazing stuff happened in the two years not chronicled in the original manga, and approach the role as if it were brand new. As for whether or not there’ll be changes to the voice or not, I won’t know until I actually do it… well, maybe it won’t change (smiles). I’m intending for half of the elements in my performance to consist of what we’ve built up until this point, and for the rest to be a brand new character. I’m really excited about it.
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>>149324702

Interviewer: Will his relationship to Sakura and Kakashi undergo changes as well?

Takeuchi: I don’t think there will be major changes. But, for instance, where before he would have surely tried a brute strength approach, he might not; where before he would have simply tried to plow forward, he might stop and think. That’s where we’ll see his growth. I feel Naruto grows stronger the more people there are whom he cares for and needs protect, and the Naruto we’ll see in Shippuden will have a better grasp as to how to protect them. I think he also has more power to work with now, too. But he’ll still be as reckless as ever (smiles).

Also, I’m eager to see what happens, romantically with Sakura. I mean, little by little things have started looking up, right?

Interviewer: Well, that’s true.

Takeuchi: And that’s why I’m worried things will go terribly wrong! If things are going well right now it means it’ll be difficult* later on, so will you please stop getting worked up so easily, Sakura-chan!”

Do you people still need more facts why narusaku should have happened? Well honestly im getting real tired of your shit who just dont get it. Haters gonna hate. I'm not gonna explain myself anymore and i think i need to delete the whole commenting thing again because you people just come here to insult sakura or this pairing.
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>>149318760
>implying Sarada isn't a cuter name than Bort
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>>149324828
And people still dare to say things like: ‘’Sakura never loved Naruto she always loved Sasuke’’ & ‘’Naruto didnt love Sakura he only tried to compete about Sakura with Sasuke because Sakura had a crush on Sasuke’’. <– What a bullshit, make up a better story all people who have some common sense know that SasuSaku & NaruHina is just shit with no logic. Here is and there is more prove that Naruto & Sakura was the most logical pairing if some pairing needed to happen. Geez i love these two so much they will always be in my fantasy world together and loving each other having beautiful kids. Sakura as a strong and respectful woman and Naruto being happy that he got what he wished the most the woman he loved and becoming hokage with a bright and big smile. Nothing more to say. Love you Naruto & Sakura youre together in my heart always.

Fuck all you naruhina fags. NaruSaku was the only pairing that made sense in this fuck up world
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All this does is make me wish Kishimoto rolled a die and paired Naruto up with some completely random girl just to spite NS and NH fags desu
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>>149324654
Only in fillers
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>>149324949
>>149324997
Nothing ever goes as planned in this world..
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https://youtu.be/iMdH5mbchoQ

3:06-3:25 - what is this from?
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>Doesn't bump til page 10 crew
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>>149325031
better than nothing
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>>149324949
Ok
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Oh right, I had an idea and I only just remembered it.

Since I'm getting the NBN with an unlimited data plan, assuming my upload speeds are good enough, how many of you nerds would be down for group-watching the series, from the start, and just shitting all over it together from start to finish?
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>>149330663
I'd be down for it
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Are we dead or did /vg/ shit itself?
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>>149308313
Shameless plug but I will answer this retcon in my fic.
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>>149330663
Sounds good desu, count me in
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>>149296382
That's a stupid fucking way to look at it though. If you were to massacre everyone on the planet there would be eternal peace.
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>>149336873
Cool. I dunno WHEN exactly, since, you know, Australian time, but if my speeds are good enough, I'll definitely let the general know well in advance before I start streaming.
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>>149337140
Pfffft, Sasuke's plan was to massacre anyone who opposed him.
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>>149305394
Just make sure to write up a summary
>21
What the hell is her perception check bonus? Why do I feel like she's been rolling consistent 19-20+s on her perception checks? Does she at least have Alert?

>>149310361
He had more than Kage-level, he was just shit at actually using it like Ebisu said.

>>149337238
That doesn't invalidate my point. Killing them all is literally the fail-proof way to solve conflict but it means squat-all.
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>>149337140
No it isn't. The end clearly justifies the means
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>>149337409
So creating a desert and calling it peace is legitimate? I mean I guess it actually is...
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>>149337473
>So creating a desert and calling it peace is legitimate? I mean I guess it actually is...
Technically yes, but I'd argue it isn't justified because there's no one to enjoy it. If you wiped out the Uchiha the vast majority would have far more peaceful and prosperous lives
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>>149307934
This is why you need to read the OP
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>>149337721
You could make the argument that without the Uchiha all that would happen is a significantly weakened Leaf which is coincidentally the only nation at the start at all interested in peace.
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>>149339393
Destroying the Uchiha would significantly weaken the leaf but it's likely that other nations wouldn't capitalise. The nine tail fox attack and the Uchiha massacre happened within a relatively short period of time and no other nation took advantage of it
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>>149340315
The problem is they would remain weak as fuck. The Uchiha like it or not were THE 'holy shit run' clan, killing them off would mean they'd be fucked in any wars and more importantly it means that the one guy sitting on top glaring at people starting shit is no longer strong enough to enforce.
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>>149337363
+2 bonus and she rolled a 19. Nobody has any Feats yet, and I dunno if I'll include them.

I'll do up the summary soon
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>>149340461
Yet no one capitalised when the massacre happened? Obviously they wouldn't be fucked if a war started because no other nation thought to attack, also keep in mind Lord Tobirama wouldn't have lost a huge part of the village to the nine tails.

This is all under the assumption that the other villages would even be able to find out, we don't know how secure the village is in terms of infiltration
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>>149341105
> other villages would capitalise
> and attempt in invasion
> of a defended village
> led by the brother of the strongest shinobi in existence
> who can summon the largest Water Dragon Jutsu ever recorded, with one hand seal, with no water in the local area
Yeah, gotta agree, probably not gonna happen. Almost every war began in a third-party country like the ones that housed Ame or Kusa (sucks to be them), and the wars themselves actually never reached the Hidden Villages. All of shinobi that died but the dust outside of Village borders.
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>>149341105
Everyone inside the village knew about the Massacre and Kabuto got in literally piss-easy for years on end.

>>149341303
Tobirama was nowhere near as strong as Hashirama and someone like Mu or Nidaime Mizukage could probably give him a run for his money.
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>>149341384
Iwa was still scared as fuck of him because he was a goddamn teleporting necromancer that could turn himself into a thousand copies with no way to tell who was the real one.

Man, when I say it like that, it IS a cop-out that he lost to the Kinkaku Force.
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>>149341524
Meanwhile Mu could literally obliterate a village cleaner than Pain with less setup while Nidaime had a bomb that kept going off over and over where attacking it simply made it blow up faster.
>tfw powercreep
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>>149341598
I don't think Mu could expand Dust Release to cover an entire town. He especially wouldn't have enough time to do that in the middle of a fight.

Gengetsu's Steaming Danger Tyranny can easily be nullified by breaking the heating and cooling cycle. By, say, being eaten by a massive water dragon.

But yeah, the Kage's got ridiculous late-game. Especially the Super Senju Bros.
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>>149341725
Dust Release blew apart something the size of a mountain before so I dunno about that, but either way getting hit with it has no saving throw you're dead and gone, I don't even think there was a demonstrated guard against it except for Rinnegan or another Dust Release.
Steaming Danger can't be broken by Suiton because getting hit with it would roll him around like hell and blow him up. You have to keep him still, Haku might've have a chance.
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>>149341949
> Dust Release blew apart something the size of a mountain before
I don't remember it ever destroying a whole mountain, but I'll take your word for it. It sounds about the right power level for the Shinobi World War arc, anyway.

> getting hit with it has no saving throw you're dead and gone
While the barrier portion of Dust Release: Detachment of the Primitive World Technique DOES stop anyone inside from physically exiting, there is still a loophole that can be exploited via space-time ninjutsu - such as the Flying Thunder God Technique. Even the Five Red Yang Barrier can still easily be bypassed with teleportation.

> Steaming Danger can't be broken by Suiton because getting hit with it would roll him around like hell and blow him up
I believe being entirely encased in water would do the trick. Maybe if Tobirama trapped it in a Kage-level Water Release: Water Prison Jutsu?
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>>149342225
>Kage-level Water Release: Water Prison Jutsu?
That might work. That being said, the Mizukage doesn't have to control the thing it seems so he's still needed to be dealt with.
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>>149342294
> Mizukage doesn't have to control the thing it seems so he's still needed to be dealt with.
It's a good thing that Tobirama can make a thousand clones of himself, all able to use jutsu. Just bury Gengetsu in bodies until the Steaming Danger Tyranny is dealt with.
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>>149342370
Gengetsu has a machinegun finger though, bodies literally don't matter. You also have the Seven Swordsmen and the elite clans of Mist to deal with and Tobirama cannot be everywhere at once without becoming weaker for every clone he makes.
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Was Jiraiya's death the only meaningful one in the series?
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>>149342682
Seeing as everyone else had to die the second time, yeah.
Haku / Zabuza, Asuma, Itachi, Nagato, Sarutobi, and Kakashi were some meaningful deaths at the time they happened though.
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>>149342575
I know, but the Uchiha still weren't the ONLY clan. Hurr jobber eyes aside, the average Hyuuga is still a CQC monster, able to drop regular mook ninjas without any hassle. Ino-Shika-Chou formations can be brutal, especially when you get an Akimichi that can use the full Body Expansion Jutsu and become the size of a Tailed Beast or so. Uzumaki clan was also still around then, and the entirety of Uzushio could be counted on to protect Konohagakure at a moment's notice, what with the incredibly strong blood ties between the two Villages.

I'm not saying it wouldn't be a major struggle - it would be, for sure. But the Uchiha simply aren't the make-or-break clan in a war, considering how low, canonically, the rate of acquiring the Sharingan is, and how even LOWER it was to acquire a Mangekyou.
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>>149343069
Yeah but you get my point. With the Uchiha, Konoha had the ability to just drop any attack flat on its face. Without it, they're just a strong village, not a gamebreaker one, meaning constant shit.
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>>149343312
I guess. To be fair, I guess the only thing that ever stopped Konoha unleashing the dogs of war (read, the combined might of the Uchiha and Hyuuga clans) onto, just, every village, was the Will of Fire and Hashirama's dream of 'Let's just be friends, you guys'.

Madara - and likely Danzo - would've just been like "Alright, so, uh, you guys are now just an extension of Konoha. We're like...the capital of the world, and you guys are just other minor cities. What? Pardon? You...don't want to do that? Ok, sure. Expect the two strongest clans knocking at your gates in like, ooh, four days? Three? Actually, since I'm fucking Madara Uchiha, and a master at tactical warfare and battlefield logistics, I actually just brought like all of those shinobi with me, just in case, so I'm just going to attack now, ok?
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>>149335561
Good on you, anon. I need to go read it when I have a few hours of free time.
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>>149343568
Madara tried to do that with Iwa.
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>>149343568
>the capital of the world
Wasn't it stated that the Narutoverse went beyond just the morphed Sengoku Japan? For all we know there's other huge-ass superpowers I'm looking at you China right off the coast?
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>>149343741
What are the chances Boruto goes the path of expansionism outside the 5 nations instead of space time ninjas?
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So, we begin where we left our intrepid heroes last week - at the makeshift armoury that the nobles put together for them. Since they are completely useless and didn't know how to select stuff, the grizzled veteran that was there gave them some advice. In short order, he tossed the chainmail to Arata, Renya snagged the naginata - not chakra-forged like Waniko's, just a normal one - Fugetsu picked up a katana, and Arata and Waniko got into that slightly sexual scuffle that - to my mind - ended with Waniko straddling Arata, punching him the face, saying "Give. Me. The. Iron. Claws", with every word being interspersed with a punch. No word as to whether Fugetsu and Renya were secretly praying if her clothes would come off. They're probably a bit young to care about that JUST yet.

Anyway, after all that, they decided to catch some shut-eye before making a night raid on the camp - the nobles were able to provide a rough map towards where the rebel camp, and by extension, likely the weapons cache, was located. It was about 6pm, and everyone agreed to wake up at midnight. As psuedo-team leader, and the laziest member of the group, I made Fugetsu roll to see if he woke up on time, or slept through. Luckily, he made the roll, woke his teammates up, and then put his Boil Release to use...boiling water for coffee that someone (likely the veteran) left on a table outside their rooms for them.

In short order, the four of them were under way. Following the map, it took them around five hours to reach the camp, so while the sun was just below the horizon, they estimated that they had approximately half an hour before the sun was up proper. Deciding that there's no such thing as being TOO sneaky, they went cautiously as they approached the camp.
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>>149344000
Probably zero.
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>Tsunade couldn't defeat regular Kabuto
Remind me why she was chosen to be Hokage over Lord Danzo?
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>>149344057
Power play and politics.
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>>149344020
>ended with Waniko straddling Arata
Her memories are surfacing! Straddling a man is the best way to make them listen to you!
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>>149344057
Renya pls go

>>149344020
Players, don't look at the image. It's just a screenshot of the current state of the game, but it shows stuff that is hidden. Don't do that.

Now, as they got closer, they realised the map had left out a detail - there was a large dugout section that preceded an entrance to a cave mouth. Staying behind some water tanks, they took stock of their situation. With two on lookout, I allowed two other players to actually focus on details, and roll Perception checks. As I said before, Waniko smashed hers and rolled a 21 (19+2). She found a gap in the water tanks and looked through - her prior training peeping on Fugetsu in the hot springs paid off here - and revealed a whole new area that, before then, I had kept hidden in the fog of war. Now, Binkbonk, Waniko's player, thought that the area I revealed was only shown to him, not realising that the rest of the group could see it as well. Waniko also noticed that the guards didn't seem like professionals, not really handling their weapons well and not fully covering their vision arcs.

After they started deliberating what to do, I gave them three minutes IRL to come up with a plan and path, based on what they could currently see. Due to the misunderstanding, Binkbonk outlined areas and pointed out enemies that the other players could already see. However, you bastards decreed that I be harsher on the players, so once the three minutes were up, the three minutes were up. No movement plan had been formed, and as such, they were spotted by a passing guard, who shouted a warning to his allies. Renya, deciding to forego any chit-chat this time, immediately rolled Initiative. Again, because I'm like, a quarter doing this for your enjoyment, I decided that there's no take-backs, and they lost any chance to talk their way out of it. Combat began, we have turns sorted, and that is where we left it.

Join in tomorrow for combat! Intrigue! Plot twists! And a rather difficult moral decision...
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>>149344397
>Waniko's intiative
>Fugetsu being a slow fucker
As expected.

>peeping on Fugetsu
W-wait
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>>149344495
Every time Fugetsu went to the hot springs after a mission, Waniko inevitably joined him, and while there was a divider between the men's and women's baths, she has found an convenient hole. It's unknown if Fugetsu - in character - is aware of it yet. It's likely, since they saw her pull away when Arata last visited Fugetsu to get them for face measurements.
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>>149344579
Is she THAT wet for Fugetsu
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>>149344594
She's that wet for everyone, it seems. No comment if it'll get used as a glory-hole in a sequel campaign when they're all mid-teens.
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Also, the PDF has been updated.
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>>149344627
She's such a slut and she's only 12. Can't wait for her to grow up. pls put me into sequel
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>>149344817
Probably not dude. I've decided that while I likely WILL run more campaigns - with make-your-own characters - I think this one, and any sequels directly relating to this one - will be just this current group.

Don't fret, you'll be included in other games, and you'll get your chance to make your scroll-using pseudo-ninja. Just likely not in this campaign.
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>>149345000
bleh
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>>149345026
Trips of Truth, friend. Relax. You'll get your chance.
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>>149345057
I trust you
Do not betray me
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>>149345124
Be aware that I don't have an actual TIMELINE for when I'll start a second one, but at some point. Might make the action one-shot a make-your-own character. Newbies might like that more.

Horror one is gonna be preset though, since jutsu will play a minor, if any, role.
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This pretty much sums up the latter half of today's session.
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>>149345191
>one shot
I'll pass on oneshots although you're right, they are great for newbies.
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>>149345348
Well, I don't know exactly when I'll run the second one. I probably won't run two campaigns simultaneously, though.
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>>149345396
Meh either way.
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>>149345000
Heh, now this reminds me
> join anime club
> realize club prez is actually /tg/fag and uses club just for his D&D games
And worst thing is there was barely any anime related stuff
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>>149345624
>>149345000
Dont get me wrong, i like your game since its related, but that guy made me hate /tg/ games like how /tg/ hates elves
> Welcome to anime club friends
> btw we arent gonna discuss anime or manga
> now who wants to play some D&D XDD
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>>149345968
Couldn't people have just said 'No thanks'?
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>>149346092
Most of them are normies who willing to play D&D games
But yeah, there was one Itachifag
Anyway, i fucked off after we drink couple of beers
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>>149346276
Sounds like a pretty average sort of a time.
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Why do we never get to see Jiraiya train Minato?
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>>149308042
Juugo was a waste of a character. Had literally no reason to exist. I don't believe they added him just so Sasuke could add natural energy to his susanoo, that's way too much of an otherwise useless character just for a single battle later on.
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>>149288286
UNS2 vs 3 vs 4?
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>>149288286
heh
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>>149347532
3.
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>>149288286
>page 7
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>>149350034
>Bumping on page 7
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Any good fanfics where Naruto becomes evil? RTN style but with Naruto still having the same childhood as cannon
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>>149350105
>page 8
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Well, Arata's player already guessed the path the mission will take.

Then again, it's not very hard.
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>>149350034
why would anyone make a mod for this?
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>>149350167
You mean evil like Obito, or psychopath evil like the joker?
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>>149352350
Like the joker I suppose, evil without a focus or intent.
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>>149352570
> the entire ninja world bands together to fight against random attacks by the nine Jinchuuriki who roam the wastes between the settlements
Yeah, I back it
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>>149352570
>>149352350
Maybe bearing a hatred towards Konoha Orochimaru/purposeless Sasuke style?
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>>149352570
Just a second
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>>149352718
>Kurama's evil consumes him
>Proceeds to destroy the leaf village and it's inhabitants
>Attacks the remaining nations
>Naruto manages to take control away from the nine tails
>Realises what he's done
>Suddenly black sludge rises from the ground
>Puts on the mask
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>>149351809
same reason they made this
http://www.nexusmods.com/narutoultimateninjastorm4/mods/63/?
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>>149352917
>http://www.nexusmods.com/narutoultimateninjastorm4/mods/63/?
hot
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Should Rinposters get unique privileges in this general? After all, they do have great tastes in the clear best girl

>T. not a rinfag
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>>149353675
No. Our goal is Ninshuu. We are equals, regardless of locale, taste in waifu, or any other factors. Nobody gains privileges above the other.
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>>149353675
>unique privileges
there's no better privilege than having a platform where I can post my girl and live in peace with other waifufags
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>>149354036
I've come to like you.
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>>149352741
>>149352350
There was at least one good story in which Nacho is just a crazy little fuck, and it had some of the coolest concepts I had seen in regards to combat, but I can't find it for shit.

The author probably changed the title and his name or just removed it.

I won't recommend any beyond that if you're looking for a story in which he's bonkers.

But if you don't mind him being twisted by someone else into being opposed to Konoha then I can rec this
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5166693/1/Scorpion-s-Disciple
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>>149354546
Thanks my man, I'll have a squizz now
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i haven't slept
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>6 games played
>0 wins
just kill me already
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>>149354890
Speaking of, I'm going to sleep now. Stay comfy, I'll be back in 7 hours for shenanigans.
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>>149354762
>sakura obviously has tits there
>is for sure not flat
what is this shit
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Who is the most metal Naruto?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=37&v=S5o0KaXDlzY
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>>149355702
Me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbvePryw7ao
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>>149355806
Brutal

What is this?
Black metal?
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>>149355585
>konan is flat there
Why
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>>149355976
You know it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9I9R-IMG20
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>>149355702
Right here muchacho
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>>149356004
I don't know but just for you.
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>>149355585
Deidara was the real heartthrob of the series
>N-no homo
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>>149356406
>being a gay
wow
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>>149356515
There's nothing gay about acknowledging that Deidara is the sexiest character in the series
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>>149356078
Yo dawg,
who is the hood-est Naruto?
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>>149356574
>not haku
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>>149356634
Haku is a little too feminine
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>>149356631
Kisame was the realest nigga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9WnqAIq2QM
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>>149356660
So?
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>>149356660
>this is a bad thing
gays please leave
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hello anon who's your attraction?
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The episode with Asuma's funeral is actually pure kino.
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>>149358125
any female.
even the fatter, ugly ones.
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>>149358149
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>>149358149
what? I didn't give two shits about his death. Didn't even feel it for any of Shikamaru's little story arc, just felt kinda weird - like Shikamaru taking care of Kurenai.
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>>149358149
>implying the rest of the show isn't already masterfully crafted

literally just took these stills from a random episode
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>>149358423
It has more interesting storyboarding and color work than most episodes.

Plus that scene where Shikaku gets Shikamaru to stop repressing his emotions and just break down is real heartwrenching.
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>>149358705
Man you had to make those black and white but I didn't alter this screencap >>149358394 at all.
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>>149358742
>more color work than most episodes
>more interesting storyboarding
pic related

The Shikaku Shikamaru scene was great though
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>>149358852
>he doesn't watch Naruto with a black and white filter
Christ, do people like this really exist?
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>>149358876
A lot of those colors are garish, though. In episode 82 everything has a really subdued palette that lends to the sorrow of the episode.
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>>149358423
At least his death meant something, unlike Neji's
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>>149359279
Neji's death meant something. It's not Jiraiya, but it meant something. Naruto named his son after Neji.
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>>149359015
yeah but it would be boring and overly depressing if every episode did that. They didn't even repeat that style for the episode when Naruto's mourning Jiraiya's death from what I can recall, and in my opinion it was a superior episode.
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>tfw hate my voice
>can't do any naruto impressions
I've been trying to get one i could do but i just can't do any of them.
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>>149359401
I don't think anyone here can do Naruto impressions.
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>>149353675
>>149353791
>>149354036
RIN IS A FUCKING TEASE AND YOU KNOW IT
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>>149359359
>yeah but it would be boring and overly depressing if every episode did that.
Not every episode has to have a subdued palette, but episodes should have a palette that works. Look at Kakashi vs. Obito. Shit looks amazing because the animation is great and the color palette really works.
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>>149359524
I can do a really bad orange mask tobi impression
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>>149359342
>Naruto named his son after Neji.
You mean the son who is one moon rune away from being named Naruto.

I know the whole "b-b-but Neji means screw and Bort is the Engrish pronounciation of something similar to that"

If he wanted to honor Neji then he should have called him Neji rather than Naruto Jr, not to mention how Bort is dedicating his life to be just like his favorite uncle Sauce.
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>>149359524
>>149359401
there was an anon we used to have on here who posted Tobi impressions on vocaroo. He also did random stuff like saying one of Minato's autistic jutsu names, Australian accents, etc.

>tfw hate my voice
I know what you mean anon, more than you could possibly imagine. I have a fucked up lisp where I can't pronounce the letter 'j'.

>>149359767
oh fuck are you the vocaroo guy?
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>>149359847
yes
>>
Rate the Hokage in terms of how /fa/ they are.

>Minato
>Kakashi
>Naruto
>Tobirama
>Hashirama
>Tsunade
>Hiruzen
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>>149359769
>denial: the post
He's named after Neji. Deal with it.
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>>149359896
1st 2nd and 4th hokage are the only real hokage
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>>149359896
>Naruto higher than Hashirama
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>>149359896
>Minato
>Kakashi
>Tobirama
>Naruto
>Hashirama
>Hiruzen
>Tsunade


>>149359884
glad you're still with us
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>>149360024
Naruto's pretty /fa/ as an adult. He somehow makes orange work for him.
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>>149359847
I am the vocaroo guy, i am multiple posters, if you guys wanna request anything i'd be down.
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>>149360231
do the autistic Sonic-esque Naruto fanfic from a few threads back
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>>149360720
I don't read fanfiction and i've been banned for 30 days so i've missed pretty much everything the fact there isn't one crossing minato and the flash is honestly suprising though.
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>>149360838
it starts with this >>148951264

On second thought, just do the first post. You can do it in a Naruto voice or a Sonic voice, either would work well.
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>>149361004
>a sonic or naruto voice
impossible.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M6Za0sRbX1
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>>149361281
wonderful anon
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>>149360838
>i've been banned for 30 days
Why exactly?
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>>149361553
i've been banned 30 times so i got a thirty day ban, they're always about off topic so maybe that's it.
>>149361535
Well request more if you want, i've got nothing better to do.
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This general is so dead, what happened?
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>>149363787
>what happened?
they took her
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>>149363787
believe it
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>>149363787
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>>149365413
this is memecenter-tier and I mean that in the purist, most wonderful way
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>>149365685
post ebin naruto maymays :^)
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>>149365794
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>>149365794
>neji a homosexual?
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>>149365973
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>>149366095
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>>149365794
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>>149367181
>Konoha is actually Mexican Cartel
id watch it
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>>149367440
>we have no idea who were the other genin besides Minato that Jiraiya raised
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>>149367187
kek

Any more play gifs?

>>149367440
But Jiraiya didn't even remember Kushina's name
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>>149367619
i only have one more that i post sometimes
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>>149367754
I wonder how they made the rasengan-chidori clashes
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>>149367601
I like the idea that it was Teuchi, even if that's entirely fanon.
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>>149368023
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>>149368176
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>>149368317
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>>149368023
Wish there were more 4+ tails Naruto being Hinata's pet art.

>tfw this artist died before NaruHina became canon
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>>149367754
Could you imagine actually going to this and sitting through the cringe live? Can cringe kill a man?
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>>149368565
w-wait, actually?
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>>149368565
I'm sad now....
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>>149368574
Isn't Naruto's cloak in that form corrosive?
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>>149369180
isn't it a fanart picture?
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>>149369081
That's what I heard.
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>>149368106
I remember a fanon that said that one of the members was a young mikoto and some random akimichi.

I wish we had more interactions between mikoto and Kushina.
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>>149369180
It certainly burned/poisoned Sakura, but when Bee does his punch thing with it it never comes up again.
Just chalk it up to Kurama's burning hatred, in that pic clearly calmed by Best Girl.
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>>149369370
But Kushina's not in that picture.
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>>149369370
It is kind of funny that Sakura got bitchslapped so hard she was injured for the rest of the arc by Four Tailed Naruto but despite the fact that she was lying there bleeding out while the terrain was being torn up catastrophically around her, Hinata was untouched by Six Tailed Naruto.
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>>149369225
this is pure gold. the idea that this guy is dead is making me depressed now.
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>>149369439
Best Girl works generation to generation. Kushina was the best girl of hers, Hinata is the one for hers, Himawari is the one of the new one.
Former Best Girls become Best Mums.
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>>149369081
>>149369116
don't
he died doing what he loved
it was autoerotic asphyxiation is what i keep reading but i think im getting memed
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>>149369509
Didn't Sakura literally catch his attention or something? Hinata was kind of busy bleeding out.
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>>149369535
Back in the dark days from the beginning of the Sai and Sasuke up until Hinata's confession, this was pretty much all we had.

Keroyon-jima really drew a cute Hinata.
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>>149368415
>zutara
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>>149369562
Salad better be one of the other best girls. fuck Bort, Salad is the superior kid
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>>149369636
Sakura approached and kinda got idly slapped by the tail. I'm not seriously suggesting Kurama gave Hinata preferential treatment; it's just amusing considering how things ended up.
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>>149369821
Oh, okay. At that point even I might've rolled my eyes.
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>>149369763
>fuck Bort
yep
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>>149369763
Girls of the new gen, in order of quality:
>Hima
>Salad
>Chouchou
>Tarui
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>>149367601
If ninja ID numbers are anything to go by, Mikoto and Nawaki are the same age as Minato and Kushina, while Fugaku is roughly five years older.
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>>149369763
>Salad better be one of the other best girls
I don't trust her. Sure she's nice enough, but as an Uchiha she is perpetually moments away from a Sasuage-tier chimpout.
Himawari is not important enough for her to be ruined via overused jokes of her 'lock on' mode.
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>>149369697
Also totally predicted the bathhouse scene.
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>>149370273
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>>149370019
I'd flip the top 2 if only because we don't see much of a Hima besides her being a gag.
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>>149369292
I have the feeling the female teammate is a Hyuga.
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>>149370637
In this show that is a boon.
>>
>>149370719
Why? Maybe Hiashi looked girly as fuck when he was a kid, though, and it's him. That would make his later stern stuff hilarious.
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>>149370637
She is Naruto and Hinata's daughter and unlike Bort she looks like the two of them.

That's enough for NHfags to declare her the greatest character that has ever existed even if she hasn't done much outside of a joke one shot.
>>
>>149371001

You're really butthurt.
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>>149367601
They were such literally whos that they didn't even make it into Jiraiya's dying flashbacks
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>>149370868
And he also had a boy crush on Minato, lol.
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>>149371165
Fuck off, Mitsukiposter.
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>>149371112
He seems to be right though, people constantly drone on about how great Hima is despite having fuck-all for characterization.

She IS cute though desu
>>
>>149371523
Well, the only contenders so far are Chouchou, Himawari and an Uchiha Fucking Shit.
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>>149371523
>people constantly drone
ctrl+f hima: 11 results

4 are Oroc-hima-ru

7/368 is "constantly droning" now?
>>
>>149371705
>implying Salad isn't cute
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>>149371842
If their eyes are red, they're better off dead.
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>>149371948
Go back to being a cadaver, Tobirama.
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>>149371948
That isn't a very nice thing to say about the 8th/9th hokage
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>>149371948
But Tobirama's eyes are red too, aren't they?
Not that I disagree, mind you.

Well, I suppose Tobirama IS dead already, so it's all right.
>>
>>149371815
Yes, actually, especially since those instances are when people start talking about best girl stuff.
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>>149370461
.... is that it?
>>
>>149372584
There's more stuff about Naruto, Hinata, Sakura, and Sasuke being on a ski trip but it seems unfinished.
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>>149372570
But in the previous thread, which had a pic with her as the OP, there are only 2 instances of her being mentioned. The data suggest people are just being overly sensitive.
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>>149365413
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>>149347532
3 anyday
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>>149347532
neither
Ultimate Ninja 3 all the way
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I hate this series now and it's all your fault /nunsg/
Probably more than i used to before I fell into your genjutsu
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>>149373043
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>page 9
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>>149375546
Just read some fanfiction where people fuck. It'll make everything better, I promise.
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>>149375686
I won't fall for your lies again
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>>149375834
Then go read fanfiction that offers something different. Or look at different things. That's what I did.

I still think the series sucks but there's some gems in there.
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>>149376796
No
I've read it all and I'm bored of the shitty overdone tropes
I'll never be able to escape them no matter how many I read

Where's my Orochimaru living as a Lich Overlord story? You'll never find it, because all this fanbase cares about is making the golden boy, or the edgemaster a campy shit or an edgelord.

No other characters get anyscreentime except for when the time for a beatdown comes, or when they get babby tier 'romantic' buildup to get forced into a stupid relationship.

It's boring.
>>
>>149377714
We need a REVOLUTION in the Nardo fanfiction department.
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>>149377714
>why are people always writing about the main characters??
Good luck then desu
>>149378068
Have fun waiting, it'll never happen. Enjoy your redone Naruto/harem, NS, NH shit with physical abuse cliches
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>>149377714
>tfw all crossovers are just more excuses to get Naruto to fuck girls
REEEE
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>>149378068
Is that possible?
Are you just saying that, but planning to write yet another 'Naruto gets strong fast, gets a girl/every girl, wins every fight, and everyone lives happy forever except characters I don't like; fuck off anon I'm not being edgy, this cunt DESERVES a shit life, also please don't steal my OC guys okay?' type of story?
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>>149378534
>Naruto gets to wrangle all the girls from x game/anime/manga/book/cartoon/comic.
Jeez.
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>>149378534
>Naruto is immortal
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>>149378650
What about you?
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>>149378318
Well why are they?
They have their own story, don't they?

I wish I didn't get disgusted by self-inserting, maybe then I could enjoy shameful power fantasies as well.
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>>149378890
I've been clear from my first couple of posts here about my intentions. This was only ever a timesink, but I unironically thought I could find something worthwhile here. Shame on me for falling for some delusion.

I'm ready to close the tab if you catch my drift.
>>
>>149379058
Everyone has their own story. The idea of fanfiction is to circumvent that, yes?

I can't self-insert at all, it's just beyond me. I want to read about someone, not about myself, especially when the character I'm supposed to self-insert as does something I wouldn't do.
>>149378843
>>149378653
>Naruto fucks up learning the Hiraishin and gets sent to some other universe which he then dominates
DxD crossover fics in a nutshell
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>>149379298
This place is literally Narutobase with 4chan sprinkled on top. You're not going to find anything very interesting her except for the few anons who spitball ideas.
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>>149379058
>worrying about "power fantasies" in a setting with superpowers

I don't know why people care about that shit at all. Why would you read something like Naruto, or anything with a large amount of action, really, to read about people who are weak?
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>>149379559
Batman complex?
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>>149379639
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>>149379935
Watching someone who's relatively weak to everyone else smash their shit due to preparation/cunning/intelligence.

Naruto kind of does that at times, at least until he goes full bullshit power levels.
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>never gets to fuck Sasuke cus he's a guy
>never gets to fuck Sakura cus she's a bitch
>decides to fuck their more attractive and younger daughter
is NarutoxSarada the greatest ship, or is it disgusting pedo trash?

>>149378534
>he doesn't want to read about Naruto plowing Sarada
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>>149380117
I see

I thought you meant something more like when you do alot of good in the world, but you know that it will gain you many enemies so you shun much of public life. You gove up relationships, have an uneasy relationship with family, and you build up your body and your mind every day for the fight every knight
>>
>>149380358
>>149380117
What?
Batman complex is when >(you) do good/nice things for people and nobody cares or acknowledges what >(you)'ve done for them
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>>149379298
>I'm ready to close the tab if you catch my drift.
anon please don't leave us
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>>149380304
I like Sarada but the only way I'd accept them fucking outside of a doujin is if she gets sent back in time and meets Naruto. Cue relationship bullshit, time fuckery, etc.
>>149380358
>>149380607
Wait, I thought it was the thing where you keep up with much stronger does due to cunning, intelligence, preparation, etc
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>>149380304
>is it disgusting pedo trash?
Bingo.
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>>149380892
That's not a complex, dummy
Most writers can't even do it without it coming off as forced anyways
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>>149378068
How about writing a story from the perspective of Konan from Jiraiya leaving to her getting capped and raped by Hanzo?
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>>149379058
>gets disgusted by self-inserting
anon you need to seriously work that out. Even if it makes you uncomfortable at first you need to force yourself to do it. You're meant to self-insert not just for Naruto, but for pretty much all fictional stories (assuming we're talking about the reader self-inserting and not the writer).
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>>149381123
Those are usually trash, and most of the time it doesn't go all the way and something like this happens
>Gest saved By Yahiko right before
>Since he has no given personality, the writer will just make him Naruto
>They have a kid
>"Let's name him "Menma!"
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>>149381083
s-sorry

I thought Atlas was pretty fun to read.
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>>149381326
I refuse to do that
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>>149381403
No, as it keep it canon. It should end with her realizing she's been kidnapped.
I just want to read about konan sex
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>>149381594
There's a lot of that with Naruto
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>>149381686
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>149381594
You can, but only in Godmode!Naruto/Dark!Naruto NaruHarem stories
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>>149381590
well have fun only evperiencing 50% of the story of any novel you read, any anime you watch and most of the films you ever see. There's pretty much no point doing any of those things if you're hostile towards self-inserting. You can still read non-fiction though, not that bad. read some historical texts and make it a hobby.
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>>149381743
>>149381790
There's eroninja which attempts to stay close to Naruto's canon values. It's such an awkward story though since the writer's first language isn't English. My opinion of it bounces all over the place.
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>>149381873
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>>149381790
Heaven will fall.

>>149381873
I think you're using self insert differently from him. He's using it more like 'wish fulfillment' or 'pretend you are me'. You're using it as 'immerse yourself into the setting'.
You don't pretend you ARE Frodo or Aragorn, but you're meant to think "wow, this is a real world with real history and real conflicts" and care about the characters.
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>>149382061
Why would someone do that
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>>149382723
Do...what?
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post cute boys
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>>149382808
Your entire post mentions some horrifying things
>'wish fulfillment' or 'pretend you are me'.
> 'immerse yourself into the setting'.

Both of those are just forms of escapism, aren't they? It's not healthy.
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>>149381403
>Since he has no given personality, the writer will just make him Naruto
But he is kinda like Naruto.
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>>149383052
Lad you're just jealous that you can't write good books.
>inb4 something something mother
I'm a siscon.
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>>149383052
How is that escapism? It's just a story. People tend to immerse themselves into stories anyway. Isn't that why immersion is even a thing?
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>>149383183
>tfw wanted to write something about "Jiraiya is pretty awesome isn't he" but got sidetracked and forgot
Damn you Freud.

>>149383302
He's meming.
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>>149383010
Fuck off.
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>>149383010
You post one first then and we'll go from there
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>>149383323
I hope he's memeing. I really do.
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>>149383620
He posted THE meme psychologist, Sigmund "But what about your mother's breasts" Freud. He's guaranteed to be meming.
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>>149383762
>>149383620
I'm completely serious actually
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>>149383762
Wait, which dude? The one I replied to or the original one saying that immersion is escapism?
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>>149383906
Escapism is only unhealthy when one loses the ability to distinguish or prioritize that which is 'real' from that which is 'imaginary'. Any other form of escapism is only a temporary imagine spot, which all humans do on a daily basis regardless of fucking your mom or sister.

>>149383935
Original one but it looks like I might be wrong.
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>>149383935
This chucklefuck here >>149383906
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>>149384060
Freud never memed about fucking sisters did he?
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>>149384232
It's pretty easy to extend fucking your older sister into fucking your mother, as the older sister archetype shares most characteristics with the mother archetype. The sole difference is that the sister archetype grew into adulthood with you, while the mother archetype simply watched you grow into adulthood.
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>>149380892
>if she gets sent back in time and meets Naruto
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>>149384442
Only issue is coming up with a valid reason for it. Ever read Rewritten? That had a valid (though often used) reason and it worked well with it.
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>>149386115
never seen this Rin before. Thanks!
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>>149386408
A world in which both Kakashi and Rin die is too much for TObito
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>>149386787
>TObito
OBItobi*
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>>149369564
best way to die.
That or death by breasts.
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>>149387453
>you will never be smothered by Tsunade's breasts
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>>149387719
see >>149369116
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What was the point when things got convoluted?
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>>149388579
Shippuden
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>>149388579
Introduction of Taka/Hebi.
Start of world war
The beach episode.
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>>149388579
somewhere between find tsunade and shippuden
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>>149389087
>The beach episode.
Don't get my hopes up like that.
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>>149358149
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>>149388579
Susano'o.
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>>149389786
But's just a Sharinggading powerup.
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>>149389312
Someone capped my post, neato
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Nero, if you're here, get on R20. We're playing today. Chop chop.
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>>149389953
But the power ups before it made SOME degree of sense.

>Sharingan can cast genjutsu, Tsukuyomi is just the super version of that
>Uchiha are good at fire, Amaterasu is the just the super version of that
>Susano'o is....???

Things started getting really convoluted after that.
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>>149372085
the truth hurts anon
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>>149390830
Most of the violence against Uchihas seem to be mostly from other Uchihas.
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>>149390830
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>>149388579
Prophecy. I didn't want super duper Hashirama or Madara to exist.
>every generation trumps the last
Yeah right.
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>>149390830
>truth
Are you perhaps a god
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>>149390981
Damn, Obito is a tall motherfucker.
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>>149390965
a clan of traitors so of course
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>>149391134
>implying
You alone caused more damage than Obito and Madara combined in the war by inventing that stupid-ass fucking rez jutsu.
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>>149391246
Edo Tensei was one of the reasons the world was saved.
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>>149391246
i didn't do nothing
hirushit let oro make it what it is today
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>>149391326
It was the literal reason it was in danger to begin with.
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whats stopping anyone from having a sealed scroll time delay edo tensei themselves
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>>149391612
R20 GM I want one of these
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>>149391219
>dat webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TCdmy-7-Xw
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>>149391612
The fact that you can seal jutsu into scrolls and use them independent of your own chakra is fucking retarded.
>oh lemme just seal 5000000 rasenshurikens
>everyone take one and just fire it when you get to the battlefield
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>>149391612
Cause you'd also need to have a dead body prepared with part of your DNA on it. I mean, I guess it'd be possible to also seal that into a scroll.

>>149391671
Mate if you think I'm letting Edo Tensei anywhere near my game you have another think coming.
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>>149391964
>Mate if you think I'm letting Edo Tensei anywhere near my game you have another think coming.
What's wrong with Edo Tensei?
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>>149392064
It made death about as meaningful as it is in Dragonball Z.
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>>149391612
I don't understand your post.
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>>149392064
It's bullshit.
>capture someone
>kill yourself
>get someone to edo tensei you with that person's body
>release the edo tensei
>now are immortal
>do the same for them
>two immortal fucks with literally infinite chakra
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>>149392209
The person is still dead.

>>149392310
Hey, Edo Tensei was sick before "My feefees set my soul free" and being able to break the contract, making you an immortal and OP.
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>>149392496
Dead, but with infinite chakra and is functionally immortal. Not that you have anyone to learn it off anyway, and even if you did, literally nobody would teach you.
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>>149392496
The main problem with Edo Tensei is that it lets you bring back the dead complete with memories and with their full power. If it was just a projection of them (like, questioning the dead kind of thing) or just their body (like a human puppet essentially) even that would be okay.
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>>149392726
>implying you can't develop it
Just wait for someone to get bullshit high INT.
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>>149392859
I don't think ANYONE has high INT in this game
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>>149393742
INT is actually my highest after CHK

And I haven't used it for a single thing yet
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>>149393742
that's why you should add me
No seriously? You have a team of morons? I mean I guess since chakra takes the effective place of INT for combat purposes yeah...
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>>149394017
You can have my spot when I die
Should happen any minute now desu
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>>149394276
But I want to interact with you
>I now realize that despite having run a campaign for 7 years and having run 6 or 7 others before I have only played the damn game for one 8 session campaign
Shiet~
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>>149391692
This is the perfect sound for this webm. Thank you.

how do you guys think isis feels about being a meme?
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>>149394375
m8 if you start a campaign I'll play
This one is slated for some 20 or so missions and we're at like 3
It'll end before we even know it
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>>149394962
but I don't know how to do a campaign online
All my campaigns were face to face
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>>149395030
Practice
I don't mind seeing if I can be of help while you figure it out
But I know diddly squat about it as well
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>>149394962
It's like 12 m8

Everybody except those four at the bottom? Bad guys. The guy in melee range from two enemies? The battlefield medic.
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>>149395367
I'd rather play a campaign, I honestly cannot be assed to run three simultaneous campaigns
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>>149395472
Dead
Literally dead
Who let these jobbers onto the field?
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>>149395472
He's talking about the total number of missions.
>being THIS bad at forming up
>Medic being anywhere but center of a triangle formation when moving
My opinion? Slut-chan should've rolled to seduce.
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>>149395668
It's okay, it's another episode of jobbers versus jobbers
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>>149395668
The rebels both missed their attacks. They are, just, NOT good soldiers. Also, pic related was literally Arata.

>>149395716
I know. 8 missions and 4 Hidens. 12 missions total.

And Renya sort of made that decision for the group when he decided to roll Initiative.
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>>149395472
He got high on initiative and rushed to the front, not much we could do
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>>149395901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFpks7EvkQY

Arata right now
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>>149395472
>this formation
Who's the glass cannon and who's the tank
Does anyone have CC?
>healer in front
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>>149396009
>Tank
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>>149396252
>not having a tank
t. Leeroy Jenkins
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>>149396009
> Glass cannon
I dunno. Like...all of them?

> Tank
Literally none of them. I mean, Arata knows Water Release and COULD use Water Shield Jutsu to become a little more tanky for a few turns, I guess. He got the chainmail.

> Does anyone have CC
They all know Water Release: Sinking Earth jutsu which can cause an enemy to fall prone, and Arata still has his paralysis kunai
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>>149396709
>no defined roles
>no tanky member
>no long-range nuker
>no sensory-nin
>no high damage output specialist
>no crowd control specialist
What the fuck was nardo thinking when he made the team
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>>149396861
Living in an age of peace must have made the Hokage's brain fizzle out.
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>>149396709
Best bet imo is to kill or blind the two in front and have shadowslut teleport via shadow to the overlooking one, take him out via back attack and go from there
Man their team balance is shit-tier.
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>>149397036
Can caltrops be used as pocket sand?
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>>149397316
No but you can stab them with them, seeing as caltrops are essentially four stiletto daggers tied together.
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>>149397036
They all start as babby tier
Not even into their specific roles yet
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>>149396861
Hey, there's some defined roles! Arata is the medic, Fugetsu is the token kekkei genkai user, Waniko is the team slut, and Renya is slowly acquiring severe PTSD.

>>149397036
Well, Renya literally just blew a guy's chest out through his fucking spine by using a Wind Release tech that the bandit crit-failed on avoiding - he had a -2 mod and roll a 1, so he crit-failed AND ended with a score of -1.
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>>149397560
What's with this fucking brat?
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>>149397845
I dunno man. Fugetsu just rolled a Nat 20 on a STR check so smash open a massive water tank while standing on top of it. I think...I think they might actually pull this off.
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>>149397989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p13yZAjhU0M
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>>149399326
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>>149399398
>that Obito mouth
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>Little Ame girl calling some dude a bitch ass nigga
THE BEST
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>>149400905
Mate what's the R20's chatlog URL? Can I look at the chat log?
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>>149401261
I've thought about posting it in here, yeah. Haven't decided yet.
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>>149402931
Arahon Nohara is going to get rekt
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>>149400905
Gators hate nignogs. This is general knowledge.
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>>149402931
Both of those are pretty cool headband designs.
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>>149403204
Apparently they taste like chicken
They are both naturally at odds
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>>149403204
Everyone hate nignogs.
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Well Renya just managed to take three rebels down to half health with one well-placed explosive tag. The group only has one (rather grisly) kill, but a ton of bad guys are looking bad.
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>>149403718
>and said grizzly kill isn't deterring any of these amateurs
>not even the guy with 1 hp left
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>>149403927
Are they insane?
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>>149403927
>1 HP
That doesn't sound good
First death?

>>149403718
Where are their AoE skills? Where's fireball?
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>>149404028
We have explosive tags for AoE and several AoE jutsu
Problem is landing them because dice are rigged
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>>149404028
>First death?
the guy with 1 HP is one of the non-professional, inexperienced, untrained guards. and he's still going for it.
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>>149403927
There's a reason for that.

>>149404019
>>149404028
The guy with 1HP is an enemy. He got nuked by an explosive tag, spent a turn shaking it off, then charged back into combat and hit Renya for 4HP.

Also, we have two Water Release users, one Boil Release user, and one Wind Release user. That Uchiha we had earlier was the only full Fire Release user we had. They do not have a good spread of techniques.
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>>149404239
How does Fireball work? It should be one of those "does damage even if you dodge" types, like it does 6 damage + however much you beat the dodge roll by, meaning you can be below it by five and still burn the guy by passby.

>>149404346
Oh I thought you meant a team member
>tfw DnD doesn't include a morale counter
It gets old when you decimate a legion of 80k by crumbling them to bone and the few people who didn't get hit for some reason don't drop and run
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>>149404028
5 Nignogs just got boiled alive m8
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>>149404538
> 2 damage
> ''''''boiled alive''''''
They're slightly scalded
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>>149404479
>There's a reason for that.
MIDBOSS CONFIRMED!!
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>>149404538
>boiled alive
I highly doubt you actually have that sort of ability
>nobody is using physics to their advantage
>not just boiling their eyes which is almost all water
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>>149404696
Not quite

>>149404986
They're literally 12 year old Genin
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>>149405258
>They're literally 12 year old Genin
I'm pretty sure I remember chemistry and biology being a thing in Part 1 nardo. Whatever
Does Waniko know that riding a cock can get her with child or is she uneducated?
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>>149405362
That's like saying "Why doesn't every Water Release user just control the water in their opponent's blood and make it explode violently out of their body?"

Assume that the opponent's chakra network is formed in such a way to mostly prevent outside tampering - genjutsu aside.
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>>149405679
Oh I thought you were saying they wouldn't have known about how to apply physics.
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>>149405362
How is babby form?
How girl got pragnet?
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>>149405746
Ease up, Naruto
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>>149405746
t. Fugetsu
Don't worry, Waniko will guide you through it ;^)
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Was this the saddest scene in the series?
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So Waniko just used a justu to form a snake out of water. It normally just knocks the target back and causes damage, but she critted on the damage, so the snake was like double the normal size, made out of water boiling at 181 degrees Celsius, which fell down on the poor bastard like a thunderbolt, basically making him explode on impact.
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>>149406751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmRTawLY5-g
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>>149405679
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>>149407005
>made out of water boiling at 181 degrees Celsius
Stop. Halt.
Water cannot achieve temperatures above 100 Celsius at normal pressures. Boiling water is always at exactly the boiling point.
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>>149407258
Water ALSO cannot be formed into a gigantic snake the size of a small building. It's chakra, I ain't gotta explain SHIT.
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>>149407005
>So Waniko just used a jutsu to form a snake
Futa inbound?

>>149407341
No I don't think you understand. Liquid Water being hotter than its own boiling point is physically fucked, it doesn't work that way. Creating a giant snake of water doesn't violate any physical laws, making water at normal atmospheric pressure be a full 81 degrees above boiling is physically just not going to happen.
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>>149407528
Reminder that Fugetsu can pass a chakra test to use chakra to boil the water without any physical sign, allowing for things like trapping someone's drink and making them drink 300 degree tea.

Again, it's chakra. I ain't gotta explain shit. This is the game setting where someone's soul can pass through millennia, inherit a body, and then TWO people who had that done to them then LITERALLY create a moon, trapping someone inside it. While skipping through dimensions.
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>>149407721
But muh physics.
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>>149407791
But muh literal magic. Use a little suspension of disbelief. People break physics ALL THE TIME in this series.
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>>149407859
But muh internal consistency!
>tfw no one uses EM equivalence to create a magnetic field capable of ripping the blood from your body using Raiton
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>>149407936
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>>149407528
>>149407791
The water was a plasma, obviously.
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>>149407936
If people were smart enough to use IRL physics with their abilities, some pleb with no chakra would win everything, just by being smart.

Anyway, it's largely irrelevant. It happened, might as well just deal with it. Or mentally change it to 100 degrees, whatever
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>>149408096
>liquid water
>plasma
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These guys are going full brutal. I dropped a hint after three of them were killed that they're not really that into fighting anymore, and Arata was just like "haha i throw a health potion to renya and fucking brain a dude with my kusarigama"
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>>149400638
For a second, with the three wrinkle lines, I kind of thought that was Nardo.
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>>149408624
It's time for their inner edge to surface
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>>149408267
Nah they were in an experimental physics hideout. the tank he busted open was a super secret futuristic ionizing machine. The water was plasma.

"Using electrical means by applying a voltage across the space in the water
vapor you could initiate a water plasma with a high voltage transfortmer at
a pressure of about 1 torr of water vapor, but in this plasma only the
electrons would be heated to this temperature, and the water molecules
would much cooler, probable more like 400 degrees K. This is called a
non-equilibrium plasma, where the electrons have high energy (e.g. 12
electron volts) but the water molecules are relatively cool; and the ions
are made by the high energy bombardment by the electrons while the water
molecules are cool! [REF:W.C. Price and T.M. Sugden, Trans. Faraday
Society 44, 108 (1948).]"
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>>149406751
Yes, saddest scene for saddest death
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>>149408750
Man I once played a character who pinned a defenceless guy to a dock as bait for a direbat, this is after he threw one of his comrades into a canning machine
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>>149408750
They've stopped now, and Arata is trying the diplomatic approach. This went WAY better than I thought it would have. I fucking love my players, I didn't expect that water shenanigans.
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>>149406751
Pretty much, yeah. It involved a genuine loss and dealing with it, of a character both the audience and the character cared about. Other stuff like Asuma dying was much less striking, mostly because who the fuck cares about Asuma?

That's also why we ought to have had more 'important character' deaths around. Sakura against Sasori and becoming one of his flesh puppets, Gaara getting killed by Sasuke, Tsunade actually dying to Pein. Give smaller characters starved for attention and development, but who still had their introduction and all a brief moment of glory in making a sacrifice, with a cool death scene for Kiba and Shino, Sai and Yamato, the two nobodies Sausage picks up.
Meanwhile don't kill off the villains too fucking easily, make every one be a massive accomplishment, tone down the sugar-coating.
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>>149406751
Anime made Hiruzen's death pretty sad.
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>>149408780
That's not liquid water then you git, it even says "[made from] water vapor...at a pressure of about 1 torr". Plasma is separate from the other three states.
>electrons...water molecules
>"molecules"
>in plasma
>which specifically dissolves molecular bonds as opposed to the gaseous, solid, and liquid states
That's some pretty imprecise language. Is this an actual paper or just one of those publications meant for the average person to read?

Also, to move around plasma he'd have to have Magnet Release or something if even that would work. It's not even water at that point, it's just plasma of protons (hydrogen nuclei) and electrons and oxygen nuclei.

>>149409447
The Popsicle really got me.
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>>149409568
bitch I said it was a futuristic machine. it changes the properties of matter
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>>149409705
Then it's not plasma by definition.
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>>149409705
>>149409568
>>149408780
I did not expect my game to invoke this type of discussion
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>>149409447
You know this is a shonen manga, right
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>>149409798
your mom's not plasma by definition
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>>149410149
That's a good thing.
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>>149394583
dunno
what do you think?
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>>149409974
Doesn't mean we couldn't have had more meaningful character deaths. To this day I'm still wondering why Tsunade didn't go down in a blaze of glory against Pain defending the village
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>>149410228
>>149394583
fuck forgot the link
http://a.pomf.cat/ilewwv.webm
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>>149410380
Because she's a jobber.
>tfw we never got to see Konan without her cloak on
>tfw apparently she wore sexy as fuck clothing under it
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>>149409447
>the two nobodies Sausage picks up.
Juugo and Karin?
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>>149410543
Suigetsu and Juugo I'm guessing
Karin is basically Sakura who can heal you if you bite her nipple.
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>>149410649
>Killing based Suigetsu
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>>149410772
Karin isn't a nobody though, she's literally nonextant. Her personality is Sakura 2.0, her techniques besides biting are literally generic sensory-nin + muh chains. She has nothing.
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>Starting reading the abridged naruto
Thank you for killing my lungs
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>>149410932
You're welcome, buddy. Hope you're liking it so far. Where are you up to?
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>>149410932
>abridged
You mean the Stronger rewrite?
STRONGEST rewrite when
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>>149410932
You know, it's not really abridged. It's the same length.
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>>149411085
Just midway through shitposting boogaloo
>>149411139
Yeah I've noticed but still good comedy.
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>>149411263
I don't get why Iruka hates the Jews.
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>>149411441
He browses a LOT of ninja /pol/
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>>149411543
Redpill me on Sarutobi
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>>149411543
But he's a literal betalordjacking it to his mom getting fucked by an animal. He's the type /pol/ hates the most.
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>>149410932
Is it the manga or anime?
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>>149411796
>reading
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>>149411441
Is Lord Tobirama based? Or is he another Jewish shill?
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>>149411796
manga, I'm pretty sure the abrigdged anime is deader then a screwed neji
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>>149411908
Give me a link then famalam
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>>149411787
>Implying most of /pol/ isn't like that.
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Red pill on Tenten
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>>149288286
They updated 0107 debug again 2 hours ago
Looks like they update this every day on 00:00 GMT
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>>149411969
>>149411981
He's talking about my rewrite. It's in the OP.
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>>149412487
Batshit insane kunoichi who creates conflicts then sells technological ninja tools to both sides
She also develops artificial IT (kinda like VR) along with science jews
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> Did an entire thing from the rebel leader - Gato's son, Niiro - basically saying that the ninja came in half-cocked, not knowing what the whole thing was, that the Land of Soy is basically run entirely by the rich cunts who hired them, killing and forcing the 'rebels' out of their homes and jobs.
> He asks them to make the right decision, saying if Naruto is as kind and as benevolent as everyone says, he'd understand.
> Arata wants to try and intimidate them.
Whoo boy
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>>149412803
Straight outta CK2
Naruto mod for CK2 when?
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>>149412923
What is CK2?
If they go ahead with it, and do it, several games later they're going to see Naruto basically shitting himself because he just got word that the nobles in the Land of Soy led a slaughter against the freedom fighters and wiped out every man, woman and child, and he'll put two and two together and realised he actively allowed that - and helped it - to happen.
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>>149412778
Whats her thoughts on the Uchiha scum?
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>>149412487
If my game is anything to go by, she's a turbo-jew.
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>>149413167
She wanted to get uchiha dick when she was young
>>149413082
> not knowing eugenics through incest jihad simulator
http://store.steampowered.com/app/203770/
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>>149412586
Oh, shitposting boogaloo? I'll give it a shot.
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>>149413784
Oh Crusader Kings. Gotcha. I should play that.
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>>149413939
You should play it senpai
Also Turko-Mongol Sunni characters are OP
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>>149415175
>playing as a fucking Sunni
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>>149415132
When you nut but she still suckin'
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Game is done. Combat is - for now - paused, as the players are talking to Niiro. They're going to decide exactly what to do next week. Write-up will come later.
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>>149416150
post chat link
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>>149416218
Nah. Decided I'm not going to do that.
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>>149416304
Maybe after you're done with the campaign?
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>>149416381
Possibly. Unlikely, though. I'll probably just keep doing the summaries.
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>tfw no female sauce
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>>149415434
>not playing as a glorious sunni masterrace
your loss fampai
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Why wasn't Naruto raised in ANBU?
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Literally Waniko this game. She did like two things, but she pretty much 100-0'd a guy with a single attack.
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>>149416520
>tfw good waifus killed

>>149416630
>can't marry your sister
>"Decadence"
>no cool history
>shit-tier events
Alright
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>>149416304
WHY?

>>149416675
Naruto is the main character. Not canon fodder.
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>>149416675
maybe because of ANBUs were raised as hardcore gays?
not that changes anything though...
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>>149416837
Pretending we're still under the assumption that ANBU are Jounin level elites and expert assassins
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>>149416630
>I'll buy it anyway
Johan detected.
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>>149416820
There are a lot of waifus I like. Fuck, I even like Naruko even though it's literally Naruto as a woman.
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>>149416837
Don't want to.
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>>149417001
Kishi is very good at designing girls, he's just piss-shit at writing them.
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>>149416837
>WHY?
we like to talk about how hard we fucked your mom last night in there and we don't want to trigger you.
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>>149417020
Lazy Kangaroo wrangler.
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>>149417151
>not getting turned on from that
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>>149417103
To be fair he's pretty poor at writing characters in general. Some of them are decent, others are just like "holy shit what are you even DOING".

But yeah, a lot of the girls have nice designs. In my opinion, anyway.
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>>149416820
>Holy Wars
>4 wives (means no concunbine penalty), more room for eugenics
>Andalusia/Turkestan/Persia/India campaigns
>Hajj events
>Furussiya, Sadaqah, Ramadan events
>conducting invasions in exchange for piety
Sunni is love
Sunni is lyfe
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>>149417281
It's worse for girls because he does not manage to make a single based woman that he actually writes anything about besides maybe Chiyo.
The good girls, like Konan and Temari, are almost universally more or less empty shells with a nice personality because if you go any further you end up with the inevitable Tsunade-tier "muh boyfriend who died 30 years ago and I'm not over it".
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>>149416965
>giving shekels to jewhan after conclave, mare nostrum and hoi4
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>>149406751
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>>149417590
That happened with Nagato too. Wasn't that a major sticking point? A lot of Japs thought Nagato was a poor antagonist.
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>>149417721
But Nagato WAS a poor antagonist.
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>>149413167
lust
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>>149417423
>Holy Wars
Every religion can do that you git? Even Germanic Pagan, they get country conquests which are tiny holy wars.

>4 wives
Not relevant.

>Andalusia...
Not rightful Muslim clay
>Turkestan
>not being ebin Tengri nomads
>Persia
>ruining the Zoroastrian Empire which was far more based than the Abbasids and has a better religion to boot
>India
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>events
Yeah that's actually something I guess.
>invasions
The pagans or nomads are far superior for that.

>>149417721
Nagato was a poor antagonist because he broke down at the end. His entire shtick was "Feelings don't fucking work by themselves" and he gets convinced by Naruto's feelings.

>>149417652
>implying
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>>149416520
Naruto, pls
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>>149416520
The misery.
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>>149417836
Yeah, I know.
>muh parents
>muh Yahiko
Meanwhile Kakashi, Jiraiya, and survivors of the Kyuubi attack exist.

Out of curiousity, what do you guys consider a good backstory?
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>>149417590
Chiyo was the only useful female character in the series
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>>149418162
>ONIICHAN WHY DIDN'T YOU DICK ME BEFORE YOU LEFT
>ONIICHAN I WANTED TO BE YOUR COCKSLEEVE NOT YOUR RIVAL
>NARUTO I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I DON'T WANT YOUR DICK GET IT AWAY FROM ME
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>>149417862
>no sharingan vs byakugan fight
iim still salty
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>>149417721
>A lot of Japs thought Nagato was a poor antagonist.
It's weird that they consider that when they fucking love the coolest guy.

Nagato and Obito are almost the same character.
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>>149418162
Orochimaru was creepy enough without 'invading' Sasuko with his 'white snake' and Sasuko to 'consuming' his snake and 'becoming one' with him.
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>>149418207
Hinata and Sakura were useful at times. Sakura propelled the plot forward by whining to Naruto and kept him alive by manually beating his heart and performing CPR. Hinata helped against Pain by pretty much suiciding into him to trigger Naruto.

Tsunade, I guess, saved Naruto when he got bamboozled by Kabuto.
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>>149418289
Obito had a lot more backstory and exposure than Nagato: Nagato pretty much just appeared out of fucking nowhere after being mentioned by Jiraiya in part 2. No foreshadowing in part 1 unlike Obito.
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>>149418269
What would be the point? Knowing Kishi it would end with jobber eye jobbing and everyone hyping the edgygan as the greatest thing that has ever existed.

Especially if the fight had taken place in the chunnin exams with Orochimaru watching.
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>>149418421
Sakura was actually kind of useful in the lead-up to the Gaara fight by spurring Nardo on but simultaneously telling him to calm the fuck down as long as he could
After Sasori I don't think she was ever useful again, the Orochimaru bridge where she almost fell off the cliff was the key point.
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>>149418421
Kishi is only good at writing female characters he's going to kill off.
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>>149418269
>>149418518
> oh yes the sharingan also has the ability to hide the user's chakra network didn't i mention that power dohohohoho
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>>149418518
>Jobber's eyes
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>>149418037
>>149418162
>Sauce becomes female and Sakura just holds a deep admiration for genderbent!Sauce
>plot proceeds the exact same way except that the ending has more lust thrown into it
>The Last features Naruto and fem!Sauce tying the knot or some other stupid shit
Ehh. I mean it's not like Sasuke isn't already emotional.
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>>149418684
Can you imagine femSauce on her period, though?
> all the stupid edgy shit just so happens to occur at around the same time every month
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>>149418660
The people who need to stop are the fags who keep getting triggered. This is 4chan for fuck's sake. It's called "ignore shit you don't like".
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>>149418660
But they are
For all people praise Hinata, she literally IS a goddamn weakling. Even against Temari or Kankuro tiers she'd have massive trouble. She's a support character in term of emotion, not actual combat.

>>149418684
>Naruto ends up with Sasuko because they were almost!lovers instead of just friends
>Sasuko's fight with Itachi becomes extremely sexual
>Sasuko just becomes extremely sexual period
>Naruto and Sasuko's kiss becomes some sort of weird prophecy pottery thing
>Kaguya II is birthed from their unholy union
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>>149418684
>The Last features Naruto and fem!Sauce tying the knot or some other stupid shit
I have this post from a thread months ago.

>The Last would be about Toneri wanting to marry Sasuko instead.
>Instead of stealing Hanabi's eyes, he steals Hinata's.
>Sasuko gives in to his proposal if he spares to the Earth because "muh redemption" or whatever.
>Naruto isn't having any of that shit. He's not going to let some random guy from space take his Uchiha waifu away from him. Nope. Forget about it. Not in this life. Orochimaru and Obito are going to be the last people to do that shit. And he better forget about that marriage too if he knows what's good for him.
>Naruto rallies up his friends to storm that dirtbag's castle and crashes that wedding.
>Naruto punches Moon man so hard there is nothing left of him.
>Sasuko is completely fucking wet from all this.
>They go home and fuck like rabbits. They get married soon after.
>Someone reminds Naruto that Hinata is still blind.
>Naruto: "Oh shit! I knew I forgot something!"
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>>149418903
>she literally IS a goddamn weakling.
That's a bit unfair, we only ever saw her fight against prodigies (Neji) or demi-gods (Pain, Toneri.)
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>>149418875
The fuck are you on about?

>>149418939
>implying Sasuko wouldn't just plothax him out of existence
It's the fucking Sharingan and Uchihas literally power up from emotion and this is the edgiest most overdramatic girl in shonen.
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>>149418684
>Implying Sakura wouldn't be lez for Fem!Sasuke.
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>>149418508
True

Pain might have been a good antagonist but everything about Nagato just felt badly tacked on.

Why did Jiraiya never bother to mention to anybody that he trained someone that had ninja god's eyeballs?

>>149418903
Let's not get into waifu powerlevel arguments, those never end up well
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>>149419056
>The fuck are you on about?
He's saying that Byakugan fans get triggered over the fact it's INFERIOR to the Sharingan.
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>>149419125
Sakura would be left high and dry. If Sasuko were a thing then Sauce x Nardo is an amazing POTTERY ending to the conflict. The whole thing started with siblings trying to kill each other and their offspring, it ends with them eliminating the differences between the offspring.

>>149419236
They don't, he's the only one triggered. At most they get pissed at the massive powercreep from early in the series.
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>>149419236
Of course it's inferior, Kishi didn't need to constantly upgrade the Byakugan to keep up with Naruto
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>>149419201
>Why did Jiraiya never bother to mention to anybody that he trained someone that had ninja god's eyeballs?
Simple: Kishi didn't think up Nagato when he was still writing part 1. If he thought that far ahead he would have referenced him early on.
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>>149419319
>Sakura would be left high and dry. If Sasuko were a thing then Sauce x Nardo is an amazing POTTERY ending to the conflict. The whole thing started with siblings trying to kill each other and their offspring, it ends with them eliminating the differences between the offspring.
Can you imagine how big the shipping wars would be then?
>"Get that Hyuga whore and that pink piece if shit AWAY from Naruto! He belongs with Sasuko! Look how hard he's fighting for her vagina! I don't see him doing shit with your two skanks!"
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>>149419125
I thought Japan hated gays. Or did /v/ ruse me again? Because I'd be totally down for Sakura/Sauce yuri.
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>>149419719
>I thought Japan hated gays.
In real life? I think so. In fiction? Naw.
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>>149419408
Yeah, but for instance stuff like Hashirama/Madara got slowly built up until we finally saw them both in the war arc.

First we had the statues of pottery, then Kurama told Sasuke how much his chakra reminded him of Madara, there was all the stuff about Yamato's wood powers and how Hashirama was the strongest in the world because of it and then we had all the shit with fake Madara.

Meanwhile we never had anything about Amegakure, Jiraiya's students or how he knew about the rinnegan until it was time for him to die.
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>>149419046
It is unfair, but it's not like she's the only one. I actually got annoyed at this back when Hinata nearly got ganked by Zetsu, it made me think her only purpose was to be a cheerleader for Naruto.
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>>149419056
>>149419236
all the problems with the general lately are from people getting triggered. just don't respond. 6 months ago people would just not respond. what happened?
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>>149419893
>Implying Kishi wasn't going to make the Akatsuki leader Minato but didn't know how to make it work with the overall plot.
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>>149419697
Hinata doesn't necessarily need to end up with Naruto. Her character arc ends with her bitchslapping Naruto. If we tweak her story so she's not in love but simply admiring Naruto it'd be fine, they'd remain close friends like Jiraiya and Tsunade.
Sakura would need to be overhauled though, since her character essentially revolves around her crush and I can't see how to make it work if Sasuke is no longer a valid option (and Sasuko is destiny tier for Nardo).

>>149420001
No one's triggered. Should I have ignored this post too?
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>>149420001
>what happened?
The need to start discussion in a dying general.

>>149420081
Sakura would just hook up with Lee.
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>>149419901
>it made me think her only purpose was to be a cheerleader for Naruto.
Well, it is true. Though that it's the case for nearly all the non-Uchiha characters.

>>149420004
I'm sure that a lot of fanfic writers would have loved the idea of Nardo having the potential for a genetic eyehax
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>>149420131
>Lee
>marriage
>not reproducing by budding
What the fuck happened to tenten anyway, is she actually untaken?
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>>149420182
>is she actually untaken?
No, she's a deadbeat if, you catch my drift.
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>>149420272
...I don't.
Are you implying she's the town bicycle?
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>>149419697
It would be hilarious. Absolutely hilarious.
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>>149420320
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>>149421548
I don't see tenten.
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>>149420164
a lot of fanfic writers already give Naruto the Sharingan or some OC donut steel doujutsu

It's never Byakugan though, hilariously enough.
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>>149417669
Kishi made Itachi a liar.
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>>149419697
>Look how hard he's fighting for her vagina! I don't see him doing shit with your two skanks!"

To be fair, they would be right
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>>149421580
Who?
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>>149421642
Jesus shit
If I were I girl I'd be pretty fucking impressed with just how far this nigger is willing to go to get me back
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>>149421595
Naruto should of gotten Shisui's eye
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>>149420081
You could make Sakura's admiration a pretty high tier. But yeah, that's a problem. The promise of a lifetime thing needs to be tweaked.

Other than that though sauce could stay the exact same. It's pretty funny. The lust is strong.
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>>149421458
>NaruSasu: "Pottery, faggots! They are literal soul mates!"
>NaruSaku: "Parallels, dumbfucks!"
>NaruHina: "At least Hinata's nice to him, dipshits!"
There wouldn't be enough popcorn.
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>>149421835
Sasuke's entire arc with Naruto would end up being "I NEED your dick...that's why...to overcome this weakness...I will kill you, with my own hands..."
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>>149421595
>OC donut steel doujutsu
>Kyuubigan.
I've been places.
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>>149421865
Fuck, my sides.
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>>149421865
>Parallels
>Hinata
No seriously, if Sasuko becomes an actual fucking option then all other pairings can up and leave. At most they can be concubines, the tier difference is just too big.

>>149422001
>kyuubigan
See the funny thing about Sharingan and Byakugan is that their names aren't chuuni as fuck by themselves.
The first literally just means "Scribe's Wheel Eye" while the second is "White Eyes". Kyuubigan is some Fate shit.
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>>149421865
what about LeeTen or Nejiten?
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>>149421642
When I imagine Naruto saying all that about a girl it sounds oddly like a romantic drama.
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>>149422253
What a lucky girl
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>>149422239
People care about those pairings?
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>>149422187
>No seriously, if Sasuko becomes an actual fucking option then all other pairings can up and leave. At most they can be concubines, the tier difference is just too big.
If Sasuke was female: Kishi would tease Naruto's endgame with Sakura and Hinata to add tension.
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>>149422467
I'd be afraid for my life. Shippers are crazy.
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>>149422467
Literally not relevant. Observe >>149421642 and then think of the fucking P O T T E R Y which managed to rretroactively grant Chidori to Indra and Rasengan to Ashura. POTTERY trumps all. And Sasuko and Naruto's souls have literally been fighting for fucking centuries, the only valid closure is fucking.
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>>149422345
there is a vocal minority at least
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>>149422613
>>149422651
>We'd end up having two halls of anal devastation.
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>>149422651
So would it be incest? I mean, they were technically siblings.
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>>149422768
Sasuko would've already had dreams of incest for NIISAN.
Now she can act as an oneechan for Nardo.
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>>149422768
So? Naruto and Hinata are technically distant cousins since they both come from Kaguya's sons.
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>>149422883
EVERYONE of note is a distant cousin.
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>>149422768
There is nothing wrong with incest in the nardoverse

The hyuuga, the uchiha, and any other clan with a rare kekkei genkai were inbred
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>>149422883
I meant more like with the transmigrant stuff. Plus I think degrees of separation or whatever stop mattering at like, the 3rd cousin or something.
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>>149422969
Naruto is literally Trailer Park: The Anime/Manga.
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>>149421595
>It's never Byakugan though, hilariously enough.

No point of giving Nardo 360 vision when he already has sage mode. And why bother making a mangenkyou byakugan if you can just create your own eyehax.
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>>149423047
Strictly speaking fucking your full sister carries less risk than fucking a 39 year old, unless ofc your family has a genetic problem already like disposition towards diabeetus or some shit, although two very intelligent and naturally strong siblings will have an intelligent and naturally strong child for the most part. It's fucking siblings over and over and over again through generations that causes problems. 2nd cousins can do it for like 3-5 generations with nothing bad happening and 3rd+ can do it indefinitely with no demonstrateable problems.
Basically there is nothing wrong with fucking your older sister if she's hot.
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>>149423259
Naruto mostly gets the Rinnegan in fanfiction.
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>>149423451
Would an Asura transmigrant get the Rinnegan if they took a chunk of an Indra transmigrant? Would they need to take the Indra transmigrant's eyes as well? Would taking the eyes be enough of mixing the DNA to eventually awaken the Rinnegan?
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>>149423403
Hm, so is the Westermarck Effect just a theory was circumstantial evidence?

Interesting shit, though most societies still cast it out. I think it's legal in some countries to fuck your direct relation so long as both of you consent.
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>>149423823
I don't know. Naruto just gets it by extension of Hagoromo in fanfiction
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>>149423823
I think they would need the eyes, but that should be enough to awaken the Rinnegan
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>>149423823
Naruto gets it either for no demonstratable reason (it just appears) or he's the progeny of Uchiha Madara + some insane Uzumaki. Or Madara is Kushina's dad and Minato has latent Senju genes.

Most Rinnegan stories are fucking horrible holy shit.
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>>149423921
Well not really. The westermarck effect is still useful, because long-term if you keep fucking your sister (without the effect you're almost guarenteed to do so at some point), you'll run into problems.
The generally best time to fuck any girl is around 14-26, so fucking someone 39 years old is already 'weird' as far as nature would care.
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>>149424128
Don't guys get worse as well? Like 40+ or something increases the chance of autism?
>tfw 56 YO uncle and 45 YO aunt just had a baby
Shieet

Is it actually confirmed the Hyuuga interbreed/Uchiha interbreed? It seems like most if not all Hyuuga get the Byukagan but not so much for Uchiha.
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>>149424048
>Most
You mean "All". I have never encountered one that was good. It's pretty much the ticket to overpowered Gary-Stu bullshit.
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>>149424309
The Uchiha are apparently all able to get Sharingan but that doesn't mean they can unlock it. Remember, it only unlocks in extreme emotion or natural disposition, the level of emotion you rarely run into, like "your dad just died because your uncle poisoned him" / "your uncle just died to save your sister".
>don't guys get worse
Both of them get less and less fertile at least.
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>>149424486
There were two I remember finding to be not terrible but one is very early and the other... Ehh, Naruto kind of becomes a Gary Stu. Not immediately at least.
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>>149424309
>Is it actually confirmed the Hyuuga interbreed/Uchiha interbreed?
No, but it's the fanon explanation for everyone in a clan looking exactly the same as all their fellow clan members
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>liking Mint Choco
What the fuck?
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>>149425967
Mint chocolate swirl is redpilled
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>>149427107
Mint Chocolate is shit.
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>>149428683
What was his name again?
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>>149429178
le die to 20 fodder lightning niggers man
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>>149429463
I thought he was killed by the bros who fought the nine tails
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>>149429463
Actually, Didn't hashirama job to an unnamed person too?
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>>149431403
Nevermind

"Tobirama died in the first shinobi world war against the Kinkaku force, a group of 20 elites from Kumogakure, in order to save his underlings"

So he died to cannon fodder essentially
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>>149431567
>Kinkaku force
Which is a team lead by the two brothers.
>"Not it isn't."
Yes it fucking is. Kishi doesn't need to spell it out for all of you.
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kishi shouldnt have gotten away with making such a trash manga
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>>149432564
You're not wrong
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>>149432564
I'll let him get away with creating a bunch of top tier semen demons though
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>>149433456
Agreed, Deidara is perfect
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>>149434758
Someone make a new thread.
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>>149434896
That Byukagan scares me. And I don't mean as in the "haha, Hima's kinda yandere!" gag.
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>>149431954
Dying to the two men that Darui wrecked doesn't make it better
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