Mold bread >>149027628
Full Mirai Jacket edition
GENERAL
>Complete Character Listing
http://senrankagura.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Characters
>Downloads
http://pastebin.com/VHh2LGhn
>Newest Fanart
http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag_full&word=%E9%96%83%E4%B9%B1%E3%82%AB%E3%82%B0%E3%83%A9
>Dioramas
https://twitter.com/hashtag/%E3%82%AB%E3%82%B0%E3%83%A9%E3%83%9E?f=images
SK:NEW WAVE MOBILE GAME
>How to Play
http://senran-international.boards.net/thread/352/guide-play-wave-outside-japan
>Mobacoin Guide
http://i.imgur.com/RbVpnjU.png
>Card Release Thread
http://senran-international.boards.net/thread/666
>Card Archive (Updated 05/10/16)
https://mega.nz/#!GpkVzQrY!bBAd8jm_TtzcOIlOJv8w9j-Ia7y2FPghVIym_QqEM5w/ikqffaf6tq9a479/New_Wave_Cards_%2803-05-2016%29.zipqd01lq/New_Wave_Cards_%2801
>Card Wiki
http://seesaawiki.jp/kagranw/
MISC
>MarvelousAQL Senran Kagura site
http://senrankagura.maql.co.jp/
>Creator's Twitter
https://twitter.com/kenichiro_taka
>Yaegashi Nan's home page
http://chafox.web.fc2.com/maindayo.htm
>Senran Websites
http://pastebin.com/p5RLbHb6
Luvin' Hikage!
I love Murasaki. She's the cutest.
Yumi is so cute!
>>149151329
That's a nice daki you got there!
Harupost.
>>149151515
That is because it is not Yumi!
>>149152191
There's no need to be mean like that!
>>149152191
Should I get an Asuka daki to show my support for her?
Tiny Mistress
>>149152341
It'd make her a happy ninja I'm sure.
Mirai is a sekushii redi!
>>149152420
>9/8
You broke the image streak Anon! Delete this and repost it with a picture!
>>149152602
Never!
>>149152725
RUDE!
Would you still love your senran even if her body was switch with that of her best friend's by an evil piggy scientist?Seriously think very carefully on this one.
I love Hikage! Every thread!
>>149153173
>evil piggy scientist
But what if she is my Senran?
>>149153173
I'd first go kill Haruka for doing this because I guarantee that this isn't the first time she did that, and then try to live with the fact that the girl I love has a different personality than normal.
>>149153698
Picking up Hikage! Every thread!
>>149153173
I love Hikage for her personality. I will just have to embrace her new softness.
And I will get to take her virginity for a second time!
Josui is the love of my life!
wakeup titty ninja general!
>>149157559
Anyone has the Minori injection template?
I had the most weird-ass dream. I was on a 15 minute anime episode that was set on a highschool, and the plot was that Ryoubi could find a was to get her breast the same size as the average senran. She forced me to help her because I understand better that situation. At the end, she gave a speech about being flat is not a problem to her, and eveyone clapped to her. Then everyone ran away because Ryouna was doing something lewd, and Mirai (who was on the crowd) got stepped by the crowd. Then Ryoubi put her hand above mine and we both blushed, but she realized that her best attribute was her butt, and wanted me to research with her, but I get a big nosebleed and pass out.Sorry for the big amounts of autism.
>>149158361
It's always nice to dream of your senran, so you're good.
>>149157987
I'll give you a Minori injection!
>>149158361
It's fine. Reading other Anon's dreams on here is always a fun read.
>>149158361
Why can't I dream of Senran, instead I dreamed of dogs last night.
>>149158804
WHY DO YOU KEEP POSTING DOGS?!
What's the most phallic candy, skg?
I need it for reasons
And don't say lollipops lolipops aren't phallic enough.
>>149159282
Ice pops?
>>149159282
A cock made of chocolate
>>149157559
Can I at least have my coffee first?
>>149159282
Chocolate and cream covered bananas! Especially if you swallow it whole!
>>149158804
Maybe because you keep posting dogs?
>>149159334
Perfect!
I found and orange creamsicle to be most appropriate.
Say something nice about Yumi.
>>149160438
She hascooltits
>>149160412
Wow, how'd Yo get all that cream out!
>>149160438
She'd be a good lay in bed due to all her experience pleasing men.
>>149160529
Ninja magic!
Lick the tip or you'll get a hot load.
>>149161832
Can't I get both ?
>>149161832
Fuck off shitty cat
>>149161832
Don't make me get the spray bottle, you little shit.
>>149161832
That's just a toy gun.
>>149161832
I'll just throw the bullets back at you.
I need flat
>>149163141
>>149163141
No.
>>149163141
Here.
>>149161832
But I want Mirai to shoot her hot load into me!
>>149163767
Aaaaand you're gay.
>>149164085
no mom you don't understand it's not gay
>>149159724
Fuck you I drank it anyways.
>>149164750
I'LL KILL YOU
WHY ARE WE SO SLOW
>>149165780
I DON'T KNOW BUT I HATE IT
IT'S NOT EVEN THE WEEKEND YET
>>149165780
I'm not slow.
>>149165780
You posted yumi and haruka, scaring off all the people with taste
>>149165780
Because your lame and killing everyone's posting vibes.
>>149166435
Extreme speed Bebe.
Putting Porta earrings on Hikage and Katsuragi!
>>149166450
>Your taste is objectively wrong!
>>149165780
Help me, I can't stop falling asleep
>>149167506
1. Stop jerking off so much
2. Limit blue light
3. Limit sunlight in the mornings
4. Sleep consistent hours
5. Get some light aerobics in
>>149168115
>Sleep consistent hours
Awww
>>149168115
>light aerobics
What am I, a girl?Now I'm wondering which senran might have a little aerobics routine in the morning
>>149168580
I just mean increase your heart rate you big fag. Do some jumping jacks or jog a few laps, it'll help you feel more tired at the end of the day.
And also Haruka absolutely has a morning workout routine to keep her figure.
Okay faggots. How would your ideal Senran Kagura game look like?
>Which Engine should be used
>Gameplay inspired by
>5 new characters (can be who waves or OC)
>2 crossover DLC characters
>Platforms it's on
>>149168580
First rule of getting closer to Haruka:
Do not drink anything on your first meetings and dates.
>>149168901
But I made fresh herbal tea with homemade crackers. It took me 3 days to scavenge outside.
>>149168876
>Burst
>EV
>Shadow Asuka, Ashiya, Bashou, another flatty with a complex, Muramasa
>Darth Vader and Yoda
>Wii U
>>149168750
But if Haruka exercised, she'd lose weight and wouldn't keep her figure. If she wants to keep her figure, she just needs to keep eating a lot and letting her robot fight for her so she doesn't have to exercise.
>>149168876
>Which Engine should be used
Soft Engine
>Gameplay inspired by
DMC 4
>5 new characters (can be who waves or OC)
Muramasa, Kuroudo, Chihaya, Yuyaki, Ushimaru
>2 crossover DLC characters
Ramlethal from Guilty Gear and Melona from Queens blade
>Platforms it's on
PS4,just not handhelds
>>149152494
MIRAI IS TOO DAMN JAPANESE!
>>149168876
Let's go crazy!
>Furi Engine
>Furi gameplay, boss rush emphasis. No one cares about the mooks anyways
>New Characters: Hanzo, Kurokage zombie, Miyabi's dad, Hinata, Murasaki and Imu's insane bitch mom
>DLC: Nyo-Tengu and Dizzy
>PS4, Super 3DS and Vita and NX
>>149168876
>Which Engine should be used
UE4
>Gameplay inspired by
Dragon's Dogma except faster paced
>5 new characters (can be who waves or OC)
Exchange students or some who wave, don't really care
>2 crossover DLC characters
Miriam from Bloodstained and Nyotengu
>Platforms it's on
PS4/PC
>>149168750
Well if there's someone to exercise with, that makes it a lot more bearable. So I'd sweat with Haru
>>149168876
>UE4
>Marvel vs Capcom 2
>Muramasa, Hisui, Haruka's Robot, Fuga, and Meimei
>Tron Bonne from Megaman Legends, and Psylocke from X-men
>PS4, and PC
>>149169170
...If she fools me once, it's her fault; if she fools me twice, it's my fault.
...I accept.
>>149170448
She fools you three times and she's officially that ninja, you know the one.
>>149169343
>>149169449
Dizzy and Ramlethal are both shit. Blazblue > Guilty Gear
>>149168876
>Engine
I don't know a lot about engines so let's just say UE4.
>Gameplay inspired by
DMC 1, 3, 4, Bayonetta, I want them to actually fight Yoma with some Cuhrayzee.
>5 new characters
Ashiya + 3 other who waves, I don't really care which they're all the same basically I just want Ashiya because there are no other ginger Senrans. 5th new character isFeaturing Dante from the Devil May Cry Series
>2 Crossover DLC characters
Well I already have 1 crossover character but I guess he wouldn't be DLC.. I have no idea for DLC characters.
>Platforms it's on
PC is the only one I care about because of modding potential but I guess it could be on PS4 as well provided that doesn't limit the quality of the game based on the PS4's aging hardware.
>>149168876
>Which Engine should be used
Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit 2 PS2 + some updates to make it modern
>Gameplay inspired by
Inital D
>5 new characters (can be who waves or OC)
Introduce the ARC Angels as actual characters, or some other who wave, idc
>2 crossover DLC characters
Sergeant Forge from Halo Wars
Jonathan Joestar
>Platforms it's on
PS4, PSVita, 3DS, PC
>>149170561
I don't.
>>149170758
>actually fight Yoma
Haha, that's never happening again.
>>149171145
>multiplatform with handhelds
You're just asking for the game to be shit that way.
>>149170758
>Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series
Ai ammu Dante's BIGGEST FAN!
>>149169246
You got to wonder what she's going to look like in another few years if she keeps letting her robot do all the work.
>>149171230
Even with an engine made for PS2?
Hope everyone's day is going well!I feel like garbage
>>149168876
>UE4
>Any other story-driven action game, always keeps surprising you, not something that feels like a lazy musou
>Ageha, Fuga, Hisui, Kasumi, Ushimaru
>Yukano from Ninja Slayer, Mai from King of Fighters
>PS4, PC
>>149169662
>>149170060
>>149170758
>>149171145
>>149171580
>PC
Nips will NEVER EVER make a game that has the PC port right of the bat.
>>149171442
if the game is limited by the hardware of the handhelds it'll never be as good as it could have been if it hadn't been developed for the handhelds.
>>149171741
But Tekken will be released at the same date for PC and consoles, let us dream.
>>149171741
>What is the new Berserk game
>>149171867And that's why SK2 is the best game of the series
>>149171741
Maybe not, but it'd be nice. PS4 means no mods.
>>149171741
The Koei Tecmo Berserk game was announced with a PC version.
I prefer this, because it doesn't string people along like Square Enix does.
>>149171517
Yags only needs one point.
>>149171997I never quite understood the appeal of mods. If the game is so crap that it requires hours and hours of work from fans to make it work, it's a shitty game not worth your money.
Something like nipples on SV is even more dumb. Just watch porn
>>149172224
The censoring actually causes framerate drops, so it's not dumb to decensor the game.
>>149172364
Then refer to my first point.
>>149168876
>Engine
Any that let you play it on a toaster
>Gameplay
IKD
>5 New
Ginrei, Josui, Ashiya, Leo, Yuyaki
>DLC
Marvelous AQLKai from the Battle Cats Pop
>Platforms
PS4,3ds,PC
>>149172438
well, they're never going to release the game uncensored, they're always going to do the censoring because of law and shit, even if it's just barbie doll nude models. The game itself can be fine, I just dislike censorship. I don't get off to lazily drawn dicks or barbie doll nude models, but I prefer it to scrambled mosaic or black bars or chibi heads everywhere.
If you're going to censor or hide nudity, at least make it not so blatantly obvious like, strategically placed hair or something.
The light effects when doing shinobi transformations are okay, the chibi heads are not (and it's the chibi heads that cause performance drops)
>>149172224
>I never quite understood the appeal of mods
They allow you to fix things the devs won't, and to personalize your experience so you get something new. It also extends the game life by drawing you back to potentially play new things and modding in itself can be very fun. You don't mod a game because you think it's shit, but because you love it and want to make it even better.Unless it's a bethesda game but that's different.
>>149173425
For me Bethesda games are 7/10 as vanilla but 11/10 modded.
>>149172224
You're assuming mods are just fixes for shit games. You can make good games even better, you know. Especially when it's not Bethesda.
>>149172224
Mods can make games prettier.
>>149153173
It's gonna be a little weird seeing Murakumo prouncing about with no mask on and talking savvy, but she's still Shiki at the end of the day.
>>149153173
How is it possible for Haruka to make Murasaki switch bodies with Bebe?
>>149176153
That would be creep as fuck. Sounds like a horror game idea.
>>149176153
Would she take on the personality traits she bestowed upon Bebe-tan and start shit-talking everyone?
>>149151202
Could someone be so kind as to post that Mirai picture in full?
>>149176320
It would be very horrifying. She'd be stuck motionless at the complete mercy of others to move her around. That means no more Rapunzel, vidya, or browsing the internet anymore.
>>149176429
She'd be the same while Bebe would shock the world by saying vulgar things with Murasaki's body.
>>149176912
Bebe-tan using Murasaki's body to be super sadistic while she sits there motionless unable to do things.
Sounds like a good story no?
>>149177093
A good horror story. I'd hope at least Bebe would show Saki the same kindness she showed her at least.
Fuck you guys. At first I was just someone who liked haruka, then you started with this whole mommy issue thing and got me into /ss/, when I was searching for my moms underwear today I found her sex toy and licked it, it was salty as fuck. You're literally ruining my life.
Hibari is a strong independent Senran and don't need no Haru-pig or Yag-Hag blathering nonsense to her.
>>149176909
>>149177575
>>149177707
Thank you so much anon! I'll treasure it.
>>149177093
Bebe using Murasaki's body to masturbate and using the Bebe doll Murasaki's in to absorb the fluids!
>>149177575
uh..
>>149177575
>living with your mom
Anon, it's your fault for being a man child.
Ryouna's Spirit animal is the pig and she hangs around with Oinker all the time. What a wonderful relationship.
>>149177769
How good are you at horror stories? >>149177093
>>149177575
>>149177953
I dunno, I don't think I've ever really written one. That being said no requests are being taken till about August 25th
>>149177953
>Oinker
Stop posting.
>>149177575
>>149177575
You sound a bitsalty
>>149177953
They could share a pigpen together.
>>149177953
Just because she has a little more fat than everyone else doesn't mean you should compare her to a pig.
>>149177575
You need help, anon.
>>149177953
>Haha, I'll keep posting le oinker no matter what people say!
>>149177575
The Harukafag who killed himself wasn't even as sad and pathetic as you are.
>>149178423
Telling Hibari about your severe psychological problems!
>>149177575
>when I was searching for my moms underwear today
>today
There are many pathways to be explored
Why do people hate oinker so much?
>>149177837
Would she even be able to feel or smell that in Bebe's body?
>>149178861
Harukafags can't take a joke.
>>149177575
Hate her with all your hate.Become one of us.
>>149178861
forced meme, obviously
>>149178861
Because Haruka is a nice lady and has lots of friends.
>>149179038
Who have the biggest broom up their ass, Haruka posters or Ikagura posters ?
>>149179051
Could she be used to find truffles?
It seems like skg is slowly dying now
>>149179184
No, that's Yomi.
>>149179158
Probably Haruka poster.
>>149179184
Yes
>>149178861
>oinker
>mommydom
>racist
There's always something being pushed about her and it gets tiring. This isn't even a recent thing, she's almost always had some dumb meme attached to her. This isnt even the first time her being racist has been posted in /skg/
>>149179158
>Who have the biggest broom up their ass
Oinkerfag.
>>149179268
Anon, pls. It's been dying since the beginning.
Much like the series in quality.
>>149178861
Forced meme, devalues someone else's Senran.
The majority of skg is Senran worship, disregarding Senrans is nothing short of rude.
>>149179158
I'd say Haruka posters since Ikagura posters aren't a thing.
>>149178861
More like people hate the attention Haruka brings.
I don't hate Haruka, but I can't bring myself to like her much.
>>149171354
Of course you do, you're the edgy reboot Miyabi!
>>149179038
>>149179070
>>149179120
>>149179389
Honestly, I find oinker kindacute..
>>149179331
>cute nose
>can be used to find rare mushrooms
>thick sexy thighs
I need this in my life.
>>149179772
Same.
>>149179429
The series has gotten better but the waifu-fagging has gotten, ironically for a fan-service series, way worse. Just look at Yumi for fucks sake.
>>149180019
She needs to be stopped.
>>149180132
There is no stopping her. Japan loves her way too much for that to happen.
>>149179268
I don't know, I left for a while and now it's hard to bring myself to make more than an occasional Seimeipost
It's kind of like not showering for a week, cleaning yourself up, and then getting hit by the smell when you enter your room again
>>149180618
You're fucking gross.
>>149178182
>>149180132
What happened to these poor pictures? They're overexposured as fuck
>>149180770
I'll add it to the list of reasons to kill myself
>>149180256
We'll just have to stop Japan...again.
>>149180132
>>149180256
If I had gorillions of dollars to throw away, I would buy the rights to everything SK related and make Nan release official hentai of Yumi getting railed by dozens of faceless men and make it so it's the next game's canon just to see the shitstorm that would ensue.
>>149181118
Imagine this headline
>Japanese men committing suicide over a video game character
>>149179268
used and soon to be thrown to the wayside. no different from a shinobi. what is a more fitting way for this to go out?
>>149181118
Now they can't make their rape doujins about Yumi!
>>149181118
lol nerd
>>149180019
>>149180132
>>149182578
>Yumi
>not just SV as a whole
>>149181882
Woooooooww, stop posting ANYTIME New Hebijos.
>>149168876
>Which Engine should be used
Soft Engine 2.0
>Gameplay inspired by
Metal Gear Rising
>5 new characters (can be who waves or OC)
Murasama (her adult form as a late game power up), a younger Hanzo, Kanzaki, Kagura (not as a DLC), Leo
>2 crossover DLC charactersThundia from the Battle Cats, Tifa Lockhart from Final Fantasy 7
>Platforms it's on
Either 3DS or PS4
Daily reminder that the best senran issubjective
>>149179268
A lot of peopleincluding mekind of lost interest in the series. It's hard to avoid that when there's nothing new on the horizon and Takaki seems to have a knack for failing at self improvement.
>>149183290
Subjective is a shit Senran! Objective is clearly better.
>>149183330
It is kind of a shame really. I loved playing the games too. And I still enjoy discussing it with you fags. Even if it is mainly the girls and not the game itself. I'm just hoping for another game that isn't Uppers or Valkyrie Drive.
Kafuru is the only good senran
>>149183330
PC Shinovi Versus has me a bit interested again. I've yet to 100% any of my Senran games so I really should put more love into the games.
But yeah, it's a shame we haven't gotten any hints about SK3 on the horizon. Maybe Takaki is waiting for a confirmation of a 3DS successor since he's stated he wanted to keep the main series on Nintendo platforms.
Guys, why SV crashes when I start up, but when an update occurs it's completely playable?
>>149183290
Marvy already confirmed Hikage is best girl.
>>149183598
I just can't see the series going anywhere. Even if a new game were to be announced tomorrow, it would be SV 1.7 and for every step forward it would take one step back, because that's all Takaki does. I love the characters and I love skeegee, but it's just so hard for me to still care about the games.
>>149183863
>I've yet to 100% any of my Senran games
I've only gotten platinum-trophies on Sony-games.
BA was the hardest one. Not necessarily difficulty-wise, but you have to grind the songs so much.
I did the math one day out of boredom. If you own the main game, GessenXHebi and Dai/Rin and you clear the story mode with every character once, you're at 110 songs cleared. After that, you have to play at least the Hanzo/Crimson songs on other difficulties to unlock panties for the trophy. That brings the total to 130. You could try to get the other ones as well, even if they don't affect the trophy on the long run. Either way, you're at 154, which means you have to play 46 songs in free play to reach the big 200.
I still don't know how i managed.
>>149184189
They are not the highest authority
Does anyone have this with just haruka?
>>149184894
Carp I meant hikage.
>>149183330
>>149183598
It also doesn't help that each time a game came out we burned out discussion of it within like- 5 or 6 threads. And now we've practically burned through every possible "What would you do if yuor Senran was ______?" the english language can construct.
I miss the few writer and drawfags /skg/ had. The writers definitely made skeegee mega fun and I loved when they wrote aboutmy favorite senran.>tfw i could try to be skeebee's drawfag but I'm lazy at drawing
>>149185037
Hikage has like 3 booty cards max. Like most others. And don't call me carp pls.
>>149183803
>>149185037
I'm not on the mood for saving images, but here's the direct link. http://image01.seesaawiki.jp/k/w/kagranw/93a3c6e2b349cf36.jpg
>>149185594
I'm going to piss on your favorite Senran.
>>149185653
Haruka? Please, do not.
>>149184349
Unfortunately, same here.
>>149185108>tfw Storytiem just disappeared one day for no apparent reason
As autistic as it might be, this bothers me to no end. A lot of of name and tripfags came and went over the years, but it was always clear they had shit going on and just moved on, whatever. STA on the other hand made a post about Hikage's muscles and then just went poof.
>>149184349
I feel the same way honestly. I had a good amount of hope for this series after playing SK2, but playing SV and EV just kinda took that hope and crushed it into a tiny thousand pieces and left a really bad taste in my mouth.
>>149186194
Glad to know I'm not alone on that. I miss that guy.
WHICH SENRAN HAS THE BEST_-theme?__
>>149186296
Daidouji
https://youtu.be/_27mHjyFe8g
>>149186296
These three are tied for the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHHnIag8C90
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0ejz7ZgGpQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8fH8v-Yx1c
>>149185538
I'm trying to figure this site out, but its really difficult. Thanks though.
>>149185108
I WeirdFetishAnon am still here!
>>149186194
Dude got a terminal case of writer's block well before he stopped posting entirely
For a while he only ever chimed in to either waifupost about Hikage or remind us of the latest nipple shoops
Even when he dropped his name from time to time you could still tell it was him because he was the only person who used ellipses unironically
>>149186760
You're only good for futa stuff.
BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH
>>149183290
Thats some lewdass Jojo part 4 fanart
>>149186296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy5gHwg4yiY
>>149183330
I remember getting in SK in the middle of the Estival hype. Everything seemed like fun, discussing things with you guys and all, but now that fun becomes concern.
>>149187582
What do you mean?
>why can't Haruka fans take a joke
Because they're all undeage.
>>149186972
What do you mean by using ellipses un-ironically?
>>149186980
Umm... thanks?
>>149187512
must smack crab butt
>>149187975
I love you.
Don't leave us.
>>149187481
Could be Hagakure from Hero Academia too.
>that cheerleader picture where she's nopan
We need a GH story where a senran becomes insivible and goes commando someday.
>>149187660
Game quality
Same things that everyone else mentioned already about the potential future.
>>149188215
I made fade off a little now and then with real life distractions but I will be around as long as there are Senrans.
>>149187787
I want mommy to dom me!!!
>>149188412
Ah, I thought you meant fun on here.
>>149188789
Mommy's gonna kill you boy
>>149186296
Naraku's theme is certainly up there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9eNWz6USGI
Shout out to the beach theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK5KCnK7CUU
>>149188717
*may fade
>>149188908
I want mommy to accidently kill me during play and cry over my dead body while apologizing and trying, and failing, to resuscitate me!!!
>>149189086
Haruka reviving you as a rotting zombie!
>>149187818
The type of person who would make a post like this...
>>149188717
Very well then.
>>149188978
Naraku's theme is bad.
>>149188836
Actually, I find myself just shrugging off most things posted here nowadays.
Whether because of repetition or I'm slowly realizing how stupid some things sound, I'm just not feeling the same joy from before.
>>149188978
Naraku's theme kind of sucks.
>>149189602
You can say that again. Really wish I could get that feeling back more often.
It rarely comes back, and even then it's just for a brief moment.
Current mood.
>>149190189
cheer up satanist
Imu is sad and lonely since nobody talks about her!
>>149190561
Imu is for bullying.
>>149190403
I will,if you vote for a song.
Why are Mirai and Ryoubi Johnny Joestar's favourite senrans?He loves mosquito bites.
>>149190729
If you bully Imu, Miyabi will hurt you very badly!
Y-Yumi is here to try and make you feel better.
Just vent your issues out on her and she'll make you feel better about it.
>Anonkovich!
>>149192297
Now I feel worse.
>>149192297
Yumi, can I make a lot of money pleasing old men like you do?
>>149192237
Its also because he likes Japanese girls and Ryobi likes cowboys.
>>149177575
>>149192391
Don't be that way! She just wants you to feel better about yourself!
>>149193034
But already have someone who cares.
>>149193172
>implying that any senran will care about your ugly ass
>>149193245
Fite me m8
>>149192346
I want to titfuck that short stack.
>>149193245
>implying that any man will care about Murakumo's ugly ass
>>149193330
I want to titfuck THIS short stack.
>>149192297
I'm moving kinda far away, leaving behind my hometown, and not only there's way too much stuff I need to think about to do this right, but it's also kinda fucking scary.
Yes this is blogshit but I'm stressed out
>>149193513
God I love that card.
>>149193513
I want to footfuck that shortstack
>>149193603
Nobody actually cares that this is blogshit. We're empty enough, any discussion is better than a dead general
>>149193475
I DO care.
>>149193603
Daijoubu.
>>149193475
I care.
>>149193807
I want her to fuck my mouth with her feet.
>>149194062
That's hot.
>>149193807
>>149194062
Footzuri!
>>149192297
THE FUCKING BIONICLES I ORDERED WERE SUPPOSED TO GET HERE TODAY
BUT MY FUCKING MAILMAN DOESN'T KNOCK ON THE FUCKING DOORBELL HE JUST SNEAKS UP AND LEAVES A DOORKNOCKER ON THE DOOR TO PICK IT UP THE NEXT DAY
I FUCKING HATE CANADA POST JUST STOP DOING HOUSE DELIVERIES FOR FUCK SAKE THIS HAPPENS LITERALLY EVERY TIME
>>149193475
>Hating on the qt pa-2t
I care.
>>149194339
You should come live with me in Michigan, anon! We're close and we have a better postal service!
>>149193603
>>149194228
>>149194283
>>149194306
>You like when I fuck your mouth pussy with my foot penis anon?
>>149194707
>Muffled moans of pleasure
>>149194339
Minnow, please stop shouting
WAKE UP, ANON! LET'S PLAY!
>>149194339
Well, duh. You don't knock on a doorbell, you ring it!
>>149194951
I WANT TO SUCK MINORI'S TASTY SNATCH
>>149193513
>>149194062
>>149194707
Why am I getting so hard at the thought of this
>>149195167
Because you're a pathetic virgin!
>>149194951
Go back to sleepforever.
>>149195384
I need the injection template
>>149190561
Peeps just just like don't like Imie and Yaggie that much because they're totally carpet munchers. Why would boys like, be into a girl who would never hook up with them no matter what?
>>149195284
I'd totally be fine with Naraku berating me.
>>149195909
I like to think Imu and Yagyuu would be willing to give me a pity handjob if I was really nice and begged enough.
>>149195909
Shiki, boys can like girls and not want to fuck them.
>>149195909
You know it's possible to like members of the opposite sex for perfectly platonic reasions?
>>149196416
>>149196670
fer shuh but you guys ONLY talk about chicks you're TOTALLY into, it's so grody.
>>149196835
Am I gross for wanting to fuck you Shiki?
>>149195909
I want to be Imu's little brother and cuddle into her boobs
>>149196896
You should totally want to fuck Shiki, that chick is hot fer shuh. But would she? She'd be like Ew no.
>>149196835
At least I'm not a vampire.
>>149196835
dumbass mountain hag I post about how much I like Imu and want to be her friend all the time
>>149197078
Me too. I want to be Imu's little brother and Murasaki's big brother and I'll cuddle with them all the time!
>>149196416
Hahaha
I'M GONNA MAKE FUN OF HARUKA'S FAT ASS
DON'T YOU EVEN TRY TO STOP ME
>>149197141
she's totally not totally a Vampire Nonny, she can go sunbathing for days!
>>149197812
As long as you don't call her a oinker, you can call her a chubby old lady all you want.
>>149197940
CHUBBY
OLDOINKER
>>149197394
>big sis Imu helping you withyour first erection
>>149197812
It's fine if you do so. We need to replace the current Haruka memes with new ones.
>>149198072
Stop that.
>>149197932
But Shiki doesn't tan! If Shiki wasn't a vampire, she'd have a proper gyaru tan!
>>149197812
>make fun of
>not uncontrollably lust after
Have you told your family you're gay yet?
>>149198112
I want Haruka to be my daddy
>>149198185
What if she was a Dhampir? She wouldn't tan, but she also wouldn't spontaneously combust in the sun.
>>149198112
>>149198146
Haruka can't sit in chairs because her butt is too big!
>>149198231
Why not make fun of it so she can punish you with it?
I want Naraku to give me a nursing handjob and treat me like a baby.
>>149198185
Shiki with a gyaru tan would probably make my boner explode.
>>149198460
>uncontrollably lust after Thicc Haruka ass and tiddies
>pretend to hate it instead and bully her about it
>she punishes you by facesitting
anon you're genius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu2OYcgr4rM
Haruka is going to punish all you bullies! Don't act so tough since you're behind a proxy!
>>149198583
Same but I want it with Renka and I want her to treat me like a little brother.
>>149198583
Same but withMinori
>>149198185
She tans her unnoticeable areas.
>>149198906
Does shiki have an inverted tan!?
>>149198948In her eyelids and butt crack.
>>149198906
Considering her shinobi outfit, that's gotta be one hell of an outfit to make sure she tans the areas that are covered.
>>149195502
>>149199091
I wanna see Shiki's butt crack!
Midthread nap post.I see I fell asleep when things got stupid again.
>>149199170
Thanks pham.Soon...
>>149199648
/skg/ is better stupid than in despair.
>>149124972
>Understanding of being wealthy
焔: Rich means not caring in the slightest bit about what you buy or how much you buy, just that you do it and your hands don't shake
詠: Incoherent gibberish
日影: Don't know, don't really care a whole lot
未来: Being "Auntie" from Yamato Nadeshiko Shichihenge
春花: Ruler Supreme Eternal of the World at minimum
>Affinity with animals
Homura: 4%
Yomi: -88%
Hikage: 137%
Mirai: 70%
Haruka: 0%
>Ticklishness
焔: 100%
詠: 100%
日影: 0%
未来: 100%
春花: Infinite%
>Area where they are most ticklish
Homura: Ear
Yomi: Love handles
Hikage: N/A
Mirai: Back of knees
Haruka:Butt hole
>Amount of effort put in leg day
焔: 110%
詠: 100%
日影: 200%
未来: 80%
春花: 75%
Imu seeing a penis and getting grossed out!
>>149198771
I need this.
>>149168876
I just want a senran fighting game mady by arcsys in the Xrd engine.
>>149199880
IM GONNA TICKLE THE SHIT OUTTA HARUKA
>>149199880
Tickling Haruka's butthole!
>>149199917
Apologizing to Imu for having such a gross penis!
>>149199880
>Yomi: Love handles
Lewd!
>>149200046
>tickle Haruka's butthole
>she laughs and she starts shitting herself
>you literally tickled the shit out of her
>>149200294
Worth it
>>149168876
literally just give me Viewtiful Joe
I need more fucking Viewtiful Joe
Just put senrans in it and rename it
>>149199983
>>149200594
>replying to 6 hours old posts
>>149200186
>>149200667
ill reply to whatever I want thank you very much
>>149200667
WELL ITS NOT LIKE WE HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO
>>149199880
>Favorite drink
焔: Anything with lots of electrolytes
詠: Soup
日影: Tries to imitate Hinata by drinking street knockoff jaegerbombs
未来: Apple juice
春花: Green Tea
>Intensity of lewd fantasies
Homura: Incoherent gibberish
Yomi: 25%
Hikage: No Information Available
Mirai: 5%
Haruka: Infinite%
>Time currently spent thinking about how to be a great shinobi
焔: 100%
詠: 43%
日影: 0%
未来: 0%
春花: 20%
>Understanding of fashion
Homura: 16%
Yomi: 55%
Hikage: 100%
Mirai: 37%
Haruka: 29%
>>149201379
Making Mirai fresh apple juice!
>>149201485
Buying Mirai apple juice from the store for half price!
>>149200667
Because everyone's always here at the same time, right?
>>149201379
>>Understanding of fashion
>Haruka: 29%
>>149201379
>Fifty five percent fashion
>Yomi
>Queen Tracksuit
>>149201379
What does Hikage think about?
>>149201969
Mice, boiled eggs.
Don't mind me, just dedicating this post to my wife Murasaki.
>>149201379
>Marketable skill rating in small town sector
Homura: 65%
Yomi: 70%
Hikage: 13%
Mirai: 25%
Haruka: -8%
>Marketable skill ratomg in a high intensity business city sector
焔: 3%
詠: 21%
日影: -2%
未来: 48%
春花: Never happening%
>Amount of time spent considering doing criminal activities in order to make ends meet
Homura: 47%
Yomi: 0%
Hikage: 29%
Mirai: 0%
Haruka: 1000%
>Willingness to do criminal acts in order to make ends meet
焔: 0%
詠: 100%
日影: 100%
未来: 75%
春花: Fuck the Police%
>>149202032
Murasaki would be a bad mother! She'll neglect your children to instead hide in the closet!
>>149202164
I think she would be a very loving and caring one. Just like she really cares for Bebe and since she's also overly romantic she'd love the fruit of your relationship.
>>149202150
Going on crime sprees with Haruka!
>>149202296
Murasaki cares for Bebe more than she cares for you!
>>149201923
>What is poverty
>What is making everyone's clothes except for Haruka's
>>149201805
Let's be fair, she'd be much higher up if it was the 70's in Senranville.
Or if they visited Brazil for carnaval every year.
>>149202303
Becoming Haruka's slave and giving her everything you have!
>>149202435
But Haruka dresses nice.
>>149202150
if this was 100 years ago Haruka would be a very marketable apothecary!
>>149202431
That's understandable, but I'll work hard to become a reliable person for her so I can take bebes place in the long run.
>>149201379
>tracksuit queen
>Mirai's almost offensively bright kids clothes
>half my clothes are torn-kage
>all above Haruka
>>149202150
Homura is the only one not wanting to be a criminal. Time to get better friends.
>>149202594
Holy fuck Homura you're so lewd
>>149202150
wait so is this "marketable skill" thing mean only legal and legit business? Because Haruka's knowledge of chemistry would be marketable just not necessarily legal, though in a big city it might be marketable legally if she went into pharmecuticals or chemical engineering, robotics, psychology, or... dominatrix prostitute.
>>149202978
MARRY THE CRAB, SNIBBIDY SNAB
>>149202150
>Willingness to do criminal acts in order to make ends meet
>not at least 100% for all of them
Literally all the Crab Team girls except for Mirai went to Hebijo to be EVIL ninjas because they had no other choice.
And friendly reminder that most evil ninjas in this series are the moral equivalent to street punks
>>149203164
I wonder what their willingness to do criminal acts in order to get laid is?
>>149202961
You're forgetting about Haruka's 100% canon sex addiction that makes her virtually unemployable.
>>149203164
Evil Shinobi just means they don't do their missions in service to the government, but rather to whoever pays them. They're just mercenaries is all.
>>149203506
an attractive young woman who's a sex addict is probably MORE employable in many jobs.. like personal assistants/secretaries to big company executives.
>>149202150
>Time spent weekly servicing, cleaning, and maintaining weapons
Homura: 4 hours
Yomi: 8 hours
Hikage: Forty five minutes
Mirai: 13 hours
Haruka: 60 hours
>Favorite genre of fiction
焔: Action
詠: Family
日影: Sci-Fi (think Roadside Picnic)
未来: Adventure
春花: Rated XXX
>Tolerance for alcohol
Homura: High
Yomi: Teetotaler
Hikage: Bizarre reactions have been observed. No definite final answer can be determined
Mirai: Extraordinarily low
Haruka: High
>Feelings towards the Senran Kagura franchise currently
焔: Discontent since Estival Versus
詠: Not happy with level of pay
日影: Confused with how things have changed
未来: Secretly ok with things continuing so long as she doesn't get ignored
春花: Living the life for all it's worth
>>149203723
Haruka wants multiple "pets" in collars and leashes, doesn't she?
A job like what you're suggesting would last one day tops.
>>149203943
>Teetotaler
What?
>>149204106
Yomi, like any sensible poorfag, doesn't drink alcohol.
>>149204208
I'm gonna get the crimson squad drunk and take advantage of them!
>>149203164
Yeah, but they're not Hebijo girls anymore. Homura no longer will do anything that will go against her code of honor, otherwise she'd take certain jobs that would have her use her fearsome combat skills.
>>149203723
1) Senranville has massive oversupply of attractive young women.
Plus Haruka would always be pushing her boundaries. This is prime territory for any business that hired her to get sued into oblivion for who the hell knows what. They're not going to go for her.
>>149202961
No university / college degrees and no safety certifications = Not going to be legally hired.
>>149204208
Nice! She's like me,except that I rarely drink alcohol
>>149204437
>tfw you will never be some multimillionaire and employ crimson squad.
>>149203723
Unlike Yumi, Haruka is smart enough to know that relying on her sex appeal for a career won't last after she's 25 and at least tries to pursue a more sensible career choice.
>>149204604
As escorts?
>>149204515
I only ever drink alcohol on special occasions with friends, and even then not much.
I just don't really enjoy it.
plus it's ungodly expensive for my tastes
>>149204832
Yeah and making them do humiliating things!
>>149204832
Uh...I was thinking a bit less lewd. Maybe as secretaries, a group of maids? something that'd provide a good cover for them.
>>149205317
Or maids that you can bang!
>>149204437
well she could get into a school!
>>149205317
Nothing can be less lewd with Haruka involved. She will make it lewd. She'll get Mirai to join in and they'll double team your dick to thank you for being so generous.
>>149205484
Mirai is not a lewd girl!
>>149205381
This, Homura and Snake are maids who can double as bodyguards. Mirai and Yomi can't really conceal their weapons, and Haruka's both too sexual and can't hide a robot.
>>149204797
If Haruka was smart, her first job would've been something where sex appeal mattered, instead of getting fired constantly from other jobs.
>>149204797
>implying Haruka won't invent an anti aging medicine that makes her a sexual tyrannosaur until she dies.
>>149205381
Well hopefully after some time of dutiful service a connection would emerge, but they aren't being paid for sex!
>>149205718
No they're paid to cook and clean. They bang me because they're addicted to my dick!
>>149205317
>AmericanAnon
>less lewd
I don't believe you for a second.
>>149205919
Hey now, those stories are requests from OTHER Anons!
>>149205846
Homura has a severe adDICKtion!
>>149206051
And you encouraging anons to touch Miyabi's butt?
Or to foricbly grope Katsuragi?
Or to fuck Minori?
>>149202150
>Haruka is the most criminal of the group
Please elaborate
>>149206225
That's much more tame than what some other Anons post.
>>149206273
Criminally fat!
>>149206225
I want to gently and consensually touch Katsu!!
>>149206071
Laughing during sex because Homura is so funny!
>>149206609
I want to make bad puns with Homura while I cuddle with her under her boobs.
>>149206387
Perhaps.
But the evidence is still there.
>>149205317
Homura: chief of security/bodyguard
Yomi: personal gourmet chef (just make sure she uses things other than bean sprouts too)
Hikage: she's got a good poker face and doesn't let emotions get to her, I could use someone like that for business negotiations and deal making.
Mirai: IT security/network admin.
Haruka: Personal secretary, on the surface she handles clerical work and appointments.
On the surface that's their jobs. underneath, I wouldn't be able to help but use their Shinobi skills to spy on my competitors and dig up dirt on my enemies. Haruka would be excellent at using seduction as a means to acquire information. Homura and Hikage would be more prone to using violence or intimidation as a means of coercion, Mirai would be able to dig up things online without even physically being here.... Yomi would have shady CI's she could get information from from her time living poor.
>>149206273
Other Senrans will work to make a living to get by. Haruka will just manipulate others, not to mention the whole drug manufacturing thing.
>>149206970
And then you fuck Haruka, right?
>>149206927
Hey, all I'm doing is just encouraging the Anons to man up for their respective Senrans
>>149207353
Being the submissive person in the relationship in my fettish. Please stop encouraging the opposite thank you
>>149207353
By describing the lewd actions they should take?
WHICH SENRAN HAS THE MOST SEDUCTIVE VOICEWHEN IT'S PLAYED IN REVERSE?
>>149207572
That's cool, but at least grab her ass or something to show you're interested.
>>149207109
>Manipulate
You mean seducing them or...what?
>Drug manufacturing
She makes potions for the sake of her own amusement and sadistic arousal.
>>149207263
I was thinking at it from a non lewd angle but yeah, I'd fuck Haruka rotten.
>>149207847
You've gotta use a secretary for what they're best at, especially someone as lewd as Haruka.
>>149207808
Manipulation, as in, making them do what you want. Seduction is only one form, there's lots of ways to coerce someone, you can also use intimidation/threats, blackmail, drugs, you can prey on certain sentimentalities like altruism (IE pretending to be injured or in trouble to get someone to help you. Ted Bundy used fake injuries to get his victims to trust him and try to help him... then he strangled them and jacked off over their corpse), or simply being really confident about what you're trying to convince someone to do. Con men use that all the time, if they sound confident in how well this scheme is going to work and talk about how the victims will be spending all this money they'll be making in this scheme... then of course the scheme is a fraud or doesn't work.
>>149207703
Minori has a very cute voicewhen it's reversed!
>>149208259
well I think Haruka would be good at all those things. Meeting and greeting people (and her being very charming and disarming would help make them passive for when I get to them), handling secrets, acquiring enemy and competitor secrets (drugging, seducing, or other forms of conning, real life CIA spies say there's way more talking, flirting, and seducing than any physical coercion or violence), and of course, fucking your brains out.
What do you do when your fish sounds bad?tune a fish
>>149208919
>>149208919
YOU CAN TUNE A PIANO
>>149208919
I get it. It ain't making me laugh, but I get it.
>>149208378
>Threats
>Blackmailing
>Pathos
Any evidence for her doing all of this?
>>149208919
>>149209352
off the top of my head I don't know what all she's done I just know that manipulation is kind of her thing and I don't think she'd balk at using any tool to get what she wants.
>>149208919
wow Homura! Great joke! Keep it up! Proud of you!
>>149208919
Homuno.
Hai, ronpa!
>>149209657
Well, if anything, back in Burst she refused to mind control her comrades when they were arguing becquse she believes people can come to an understanding, which couldn't have been achieved with her dad back then when she made him confess his crimes.
>>149208919
How do you call a stupid dwarf in french?Un nain-bécile
>>149209984
Bye, Faggot.
>>149209854
Kill yourself, Michelle Obama.
>>149210252
Shut up, you dummy!
>>149210409
What are you gonna do short stack? spray me with some water? You do know all the mooks you "beat" just feel sorry for you so they pretend to die. useless dolphin rape victim.
>>149209984
Hai ron paul
>>149210653
I'm coming over to your house right now to drown you, anon!
>>149210934
The only one who drowns is you in buckets of dolphin semen.
>>149211045
I'm going to ram my dolphin's nose so far up your butt you'll be bleeding for months!
>>149209984
Hai, DOKKAN!
Why is Renka so shit compared to her two sisters?
>>149211129
>my dolphin's nose
Is that what she calls it?
http://i.imgur.com/3OA5W2r.jpg
>>149211129
Good like getting a dolphin 40 kilometers in land to a desert you smug 4 year old.
>>149211317
She's the best.
>>149211317
She's bland compared to them.
>>149211317
On the contrary I believe Renka to be the best sister and the dolphin to be the worst.
>>149211317
She's fine, but there were already tomboys before her .
>>149211362
I want to suck the tip of Kafuru's nose!
I want a Senran that's both busty and flat at the same time.l
she shall bring balance to the force
>>149211852
So Ryobi?
>>149211852
Ryobi
>>149211992
is there more to that one loli senran event
>>149211852
So an average bust?
>>149211778
I want to suck the tip of Kafuru's dick!
>>149212096
That's the only one I could find, but I know there are more
any friends wanna help me out?
>>149211992
I want to commit a crime
>>149212534
You can find them in the New wave pastebin.
>>149211992
Lil Ryoubi is cute.
>>149213172
Yeah she is. I want to cum on her.
>>149212096
>>149213172
Yeah, before she became a bitch jealous of her sister.
Good night /skg/!
Please take care of yourselves and your senrans.The Shining started playing on television tonight. A watched a bit of the beginning and it seems very interesting with the camera but, it's not good for my sanity to watch more of this alone before going to bed.
>>149213302
goodnight yaghomo!
>>149213302
Sleep well!
>>149213650
I swear you're the cutest Anon
>>149213264
Why are loli senrans so perfect?
If I took special care to only ever pleasure Ryoubi's breasts while she's flat during sex, do you think she would subconsciously begin to associate being flat-breasted with pleasure and start to feel more comfortable and happy with her body?As someone who went from having a whole slew of image issues to being a borderline narcissist it really upsets me to see people unhappy with the way they look. I just want to make Ryoubi feel better about herself.
>>149213226
>>149213979
>As someone who went from having a whole slew of image issues to being a borderline narcissist
How?
>>149199880
>Ticklishness
>春花:∞%
Nice
>>149214251
Hahaha! You can't stop me!
>>149213757
well thank you
>>149214493
Chris Hanson will!
>>149214270
Once I finished puberty I stopped being depressed
like a fucking switch turned over night
Purberty and hormones sucked
>>149214652
She's legally old enough.
>>149214732
Lil Ryoubi isn't 18
>>149186760
draw some pregnant senrans.
BIG
>>149215419
PHAT
>>149215419
FAT
>>149215419
RIGS
>>149215481
SMILES
>>149199880
>Mirai: Back of knees
>>149215502
KAT
>>149215632
TATS
Which Senran is which Metal Gear character?
>>149215736
99% camo index
>>149215730
I need an adult.
>>149216687
I am an adult.
>>149217036
Protect me from Katsuragi.
>>149216152
where is Kuroudo? is she behind that bush?
>>149217134
Listen out for the sound of boobs prone on grass
>>149217117
Why would you want protection, she's just going to instant kill you.
>>149217324
I'm scared of that. I'm a virgin.
>>149179268
Breaks my heart. I just found this fucking place a couple weeks ago and it's the most I've laughed in forever. I'd hate for people to lose interest and for it to just die when I've finally found a Senran related thing that actually seems to have some fucking activity going on.
>>149217719
Looks like you're 828 threads late, lad.
>>149218063
Really it's amazing we made it this far
Stop talking like it's over. I don't want this to be over.
>>149218063
Would seem so. Always been a been of a slowpoke to things. It sucks about as bad as it sounds.
>Hey cool, this new thing! This is awesome
>Where the fuck IS everybody?
>>149218251
We're gonna keep making it farther.
>>149218296
>>149218384
>>149180019
Fuck off yurifag, I know it's you.
>>149218384
Someday our ever expanding universe is going to get paizuri'd by two other colliding universes
>you will never let /skg/ die
You guys are good people.
>>149218634
This is the second dogpost I approve, from the ones I can remember.
I sure am glad that one Anon started gathering screenshots of all the best posts around thread #88, so that we can commemorate thread #1000 with a review of our storied past!
Goodnight skeegee!
I'm probably gonna keep posting because I'm taking my laptop to bed again but goodnight still!
>>149219069
I want thinking more...
"1000 Mirais"
...Your idea isn't as good.
Sorry.
>>149219187
Mirai sucks!
>>149219069
Can the 999th recopilation be all /skg/ memes so far at that point?
>>149219075
Eventual sleep well!
>>149217719
Every thread has their slow days. Though you should have seen the complete madness when the petting/kissing feature was revealed in EV
Would you sacrifice a senran to become part of the Godhand?
>>149215736
>those tiddies are only 11 years old
>>149219246
>>149219352
>>149219571
Hahaha Dork!
>>149219571
SHE'S FAST
>>149219471
GO AWAY YOU APOSTLE SHIT!
Is it normal if I don't want to spoon Minori?
I like to cuddle my girls where I can see their peaceful sleepy smiles rather than the backs of their heads
>>149219810
I don't see why not.
Making sure she's happy.
>>149219810
I see nipplies
Minori nipples
>>149219716
Always watching.
>>149220080
She doesn't wear a bra.
>>149220243
You can watch my ass you gay.
>>149220378
Always watching your ass.
Would you fuck Dogen?
>>149220502
Dogen is usually too busy fucking everyone else for that to really be possible.
Would you fuck Bebeby?
>Too horny to get things done
>Jack off so I can get to work
>Too tired to get things done
Help
>>149221025
Do the work first
>>149221025
>Know I have to do Legs today
>Go and lie down
>Super sleepy now
Fuck.
>>149219810
It's absolutely normal to want to hug Minori. Some would say it is strange if you don't want to
>>149220245
Minori spends all day jiggling about
>>149221470
Almost all of them look like they go bra less.
>>149220964
beybey is dead
Why is Skirting Shadows OP so godlike?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9Aw64LzWTQ
>>149219352
Daily reminder that making fun of her body means that you're gay.
>>149219708
>>149219571
Is she jerking of a nigger at mach 5 speed?
>>149222329
Mirai doesn't jerk off black people.
>>149222525
I said niggers not blacks. In this day and age more than just blacks can be niggers.
>>149222681
Then she doesn't Jerk off niggers!
>>149222736
could've fooled me.
Night /skg/
Sleep well and better mornings!
Mirai is kind of annoying, but she does have a really nice penis
It's a chocolate bar! She's eating a chocolate bar!
Mirai does not jerk people off! She is not for lewd!
>>149222887
SHE'S EATING BBC
>>149222887
shopped
Why can't I just have MvC2 with senrans?
>>149222887
Mirai is fat
like, she has a skinnyfat belly
>>149223238
I've actually been thinking about this very thing all day (though, my head has been conjuring up stuff related to the 3rd one, but still).
>>149223526
Mother and child!
>>149179268
>dogposters and their bevy of "you will never" garbageposts
>posters who discuss the series and its gameplay
choose one
>>149223685
>you will never stop triggering people by dogposting
>>149222945
Big beautiful cock?
>>149223685
>Implying
Anon just because you hate dogs doesn't mean anyone else doesn't waifupost.
>>149222945
Blueberry battered chocolate
do you think Vampirism could be spread as an STD even without any biting or fangs? What if they're only half Vampire?
>>149224430
I want Shiki to make me a Vampire fuh shuh. Then we can spend all eternity making love and staying good looking and bullying fat neets that stay at home.
>>149223685
>You'll never be an obnoxious avatarfag
>You never post the same exact pictures of shit not even tangentially related to the general day after day
>You never ineptly try to become a namefag, and then throw a temper tantrum when someone asks why you even have a name in the first place
Thank fuck
>>149224430
Doubt it but feel free to try and see if it happens.
>>149214383
Wait a sec... that's an edit right there.
In which case...You know who made it? This shit is supreme and I need all the girls to get this treatment. It's only right.
>Brushed your teeth already
>But you get hungry again
Staying up late sucks man
>>149224601
but Shiki thinks being a full vampire and having to drink blood from spurting arteries in the neck and getting all over her clothes would be "totally grody"
>>149222960
I don't really care what that makes me.
I think mutual masturbation would be cute with Mirai.
>>149224779
Shiki sucks semen instead!
>>149224743
>Brushing your teeth any time before getting directly into bed or after getting out of bed
Anon
>>149224743
luckily toothpaste makes sweet things taste disgusting for like half an hour huh?
>>149224863
>Not brushing after eating potato chippies and other snacks
I seriously hope you don't do this
>>149224616
Is Crawdaunt even good?
>>149224852
Yeah she doesn't want it to get in her hair or on her clothes so she just lets you cum in her mouth and doesn't let any spill.
>when you nut but she still suckin.gif.webm
>>149225060
Do you really think this behavior is normal?
>>149225060
Nigga that's awful for your teeth my dude. You'll wearing away the enamel completely if you keep that up.
Seriously, don't do that. Or at the very least just switch to floss.
>>149225075
Don't know, but it does a pretty good job at looking stupid. Pretty good match for Homura.
>>149224726
I colored that.
>>149225075
It benefited a lot from adaptability and the knock off buff
Underrated, but not amazing
>>149225276
... brushing your teeth after eating is bad for them? wut?
>>149225553
He just told you why.
>>149225308
Apologize to my wife you sniveling coward.
>>149225276
That's just for acidic foods. They weaken the enamel for up to 30 minutes after consuming. Carbohydrates attract bacteria to your teeth, which start to build up on the enamel unless brushed away.
>>149225452
Not bad my n(person i view in a favorable light)ga.
Got the sauce?
>>149225553
Immediately after? Yes. You just got finished wrecking and scratching them from all the food and they need time to fix themselves up a bit.
Like, wait at LEAST an hour or so.
>>149225598
eh, I looked it up they just mean within 30 minutes of eating anything acidic
and I thought you were supposed to brush after breakfast, not before, welp, that kind of ruins shit, because if you brush BEFORE you have something like orange juice it tastes fucking awful, but if you brush after orange juice within 30 min it's bad for your teeth.
>>149225679
DIE HOMURA DIE
I FUCKING HATE YOU, YOU WORTHLESS TANNED PIECE OF SHIIIIIIT!
>>149225829
I'M TRACING YOUR IP RIGHT NOW
ME AND THE OTHER ANONS WILL COME TO KICK YOUR ASS
>>149225829
The homura, the
>>149225829
That's right! We're gonna strap you to a cross!
We're gonna burn you too!
>>149225827
and I mean who the fuck has time to wake up and brush your teeth then wait 30 minutes to eat breakfast before going to work.. or vice versa eat then wait 30 min to brush your teeth.
Homura is a total cutie. I wanna ask her out on a date and make her really flustered since she thinks no boy would like a sweaty tanned athletic girl who lives in a cave.
>>149225882
WOW THAT SURE IS THREATENING YOU WORTHLESS FUCK
I'M SO SCARED RIGHT NOW, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELEPORT HERE RIGHT NOW IF YOU'RE SUCH HOT SHIT
>>149226086
Not if I ask her first.
>>149226339
>>149226185
*teleports behind u*
heh...scared now kid?
>>149226372
homus a ugly nigra
>>149226542
Sexy Crabbu
>>149226553
Homu's a cute nigger.
>>149214841
But I can't draw!
I don't know why I like Homura so much. She plays really good and her personality is alright. What makes people like her so much?
>>149226553
>Tanned
>Nigger.
>>149226740
I like hot blooded tom boys also I genuinely find her jokes funny.
>>149226740
She's a cute tomboy with a good personality.
>>149226865
>>149226919
This is all Chie's fault in why I like tomboys even more now. I used to like them a little but then I played Persona 4 and I liked her and her tom boyishness.
>>149227105
Would have found her hotter if she was hiding a HUGE rack that she didn't quite know what to do with.
>>149226740
I like her tanned skin and super long ponytail. She's the fittest Senran, and also she wears a solid black bikini.
>>149227105
I think if there's one character I despise from P4 it would be Chie. I really thought she would grow on me, but I just ended up being annoyed by her all the time.
I like her voice actress.
>>149226919
We were talking about Homura, not Miyabi, Anon.
>>149227367
KitaEri is bretty gud
>>149227365
She was actually my first choice when going for a girlfriend.
>>149227473
Miyabi also applies, yes. They're both some of the best girls. Along with Renka.
>>149227490My initial choice was Yukiko and then came Rise.
I really should finish the NG+ I started a while back.
>>149227473
That's Kiriya
>>149227527
I like the way you think Anon.
>>149227579
>That point in Rise Social Link in which you can hug her or stand there like a retard.
I felt a little bad when that was happening and I wanted to hug but I was already in a relationship.
I was sick last night /skg/ and I knew like 1 hour beforehand it was coming and just had to sit there waiting. It was not fun!!!
>>149227764
>That night time conversation with Rise when she asks what you dream about
>Money
>Power
>Fighting it out on the roof top
>Mfw always pick the last option.
>>149227787
You don't even know what fun is, stupid snake.
>>149227764
>hugging a girl when you have a gf is a cause for breakup
man, wtf persona. Must be some jealous ass girls.
>>149228128
Not as bad as 3 where almost everyone can get jealous.
>>149228128
Yu is a pimp, I bet if her tried he could harem everyone he formed a social link with!
>>149228279
It's not like you can't do that.
Granted, it'll bite you in the ass for Christmas and Valentine's, but.
>>149228123
I am not Hikage! I amTCGAnon!
>>149228279
In Vanilla P4 you can do this. In fact, I'm pretty sure you have to at least with the female party members to unlock their ultimate personas. There was no repercussion for dating more than one girl at least up until Golden where they decided to throw in a valentines event for it.
>>149228392
Holiday sausagefest is the best end
>>149228432
Ah, so rather than being a snake who's a pretty big dork comes out someone else who is an equally big dork!
>>149228878
I'm as dorky as Hikage?
>P4 talk
Don't mind me, just going to announce thatKanjiis indeed the bestboy
>>149228938
Yes.
>>149229010
No need to announce what everyone already knows
Which Senran would you give a dutch oven?
>>149229095
Thank you!
>>149229181
You're welcome.
You're a nice guy TCGAnon.
>>149229141
None of them.
>Xseeds raffles off their last Crimson Squad cards instead of just selling them
>They only did the raffle for a FUCKING HOUR so I missed it cause I was out, working, making money so I could buy more shit from them like a fucking idiot
I am beyond fucking asspained, fuck that luck bullshit, just put it on the store you fucking assholes.
Sup?
I want to end myself.
>>149230832
Same
>>149230774
Good evening Hibbs
I want to end myself in front of my senran.
>>149231001
Don't.
>>149231001
I want to end myself before my senran gets home, after we just had a big fight and after writing a note telling her how sorry I am.
>>149231001
>>149231457
I can't do this right now.
>>149231530
Then don't
I want to end myself.
>>149231457
I want to get captured and take hostage in a cell. I'll end myself there so that when she rescues me she'll see believe that she wasn't quick enough so now she'll have the guilt of letting someone die.
I want to end myself with my senran.
>>149231758
I want to cuddle into my senran's underboob while I cry and tell her why I was going to kill myself when she finds me with a tank of helium
I want to watch Demolition Man with Kagura and Naraku.
Perhaps Naraku might pick up a few one liners while Kagura watches the movie in confusion.
>>149231652
Then go ahead and die. Or are you too pussy to actually kill yourself?
Anybody who wants to die can go ahead and die for all I care. It's not like they have any desire to live on anyways.
>>149230774
What's up Hibari-o?
https://youtu.be/8wSzw0poUXc
>>149233060
That ending is sad.
>>149233060
Poor anon
If you really wanted to end your life, you would have done it already.
The fact that you're alive is proof that you wish to live, and should go on living.
>>149233831
I wish I didn't have to end myself in order to be with my senran.
>>149233831
Would you accept "I wish I was dead" as a substitute, then?
Do we need to have a discussion on the difference between instinct, emotion, and thought?
>>149233928
I had a dream that I was playing No Man's Sky and found a planet populated by Titty Ninjas.
It made me think somewhere in the multiverse there really could be a planet of 2D Titty Ninjas. I mean there's an untold number of planets out there and who knows what all possibilities there are within other universes that don't even follow our physical laws.
We just .... have to invent a way to jump across space and other universes and somehow survive despite being composed of different types of matter to them.
Sorry if it makes no sense.. I got prescribed MS Contin (morphine sulfate) and it's starting to kick in.
>>149234456
How do you feel?
>>149234456
Does this mean we can start discussing existentialism?-
>>149234495
starting to feel pretty fucking good and loopy. I got bumped up from Norco (Hydrocodone). I mean Hydrocodone made you feel ... pretty good, but this.. this is better
>>149234456
>>149234587
Anon, just think of the probability of the existence of a universe, where this Senran Kagura that was made up by Takaki, Nan and other people, is real.
>>149234721
maybe in creating it in his mind he spawned a real world of it in some universe.
Our Senrans are real in the Takaki universe.
https://youtu.be/TKWreWKu4OQ
>>149236510
>>149236602
>>149237480
>>149234587
I don't have my glasses on and thought this said exhibitionism.
>>149237853
>>149238193
Loli Kagura's looking kinda scary there...
>>149238351
Fear not, son of man.
in shinovi versus pc
why is hard mode normal mode and normal mode easy mode
>>149238513
Because chinks.
Slllpdf wfii sjygh
>>149226339
What a spicy latina!
>>149238635
[x] Pet
>>149238508
I'll fuck loli Kagura.
>>149238759
Eternal Damnation awaits you.
>>149238589
fuck chinks
>>149238841
Why?
>>149238884
Lolis are meant to be taken care of as if they're your little sister, not seen as an object of lust.
Unless the loli is a dom, in that case, you kill her and devour her corpse.
Doing lewd stuff with oinkers?
>>149239265
http://exhentai.org/g/955791/33eb73b7a2/
Yes.
>>149239050
Calm down Serph
>>149239050
I want to be dommed by loli Kagura.
>>149239701
NO!
ALL MASOCHISTIC AND SEXUALLY SUBMISSIVE MEN DESERVE DEATH!
>>149239050
>Not Liking dom lolis
Looks like someone never watched Qwaser
>>149240443
Dom lolis are shit. The way they convert their pray is always black mailing. I don't want to be dommed by someone because they'll report me to the police otherwise, I want to be dommed by someone either through force or because I love them. They're also flat which makes them shit by default.
>>149240151
I want to make you deserve death with the help of your senran.
>>149240538
It's okay if the lolis are 18
>>149239775
>>149240443
>wanting to be dommed
>not wanting to be on top during sex
The faggotry levels in this thread are hitting critical levels
>>149241015
>Implying the only correct choice isn'tSwitching
>>149241161
This.
>>149241161
I agree. Doing the same thing every time is the lame.
>>149241756
that depends.being a sadist, I thrive on causing emotional and physical pain to others, through beating, abusing, bullying. its a lot of fun and after years of doing it ive never once got bored. but thats just me.
>>149242026
I'm the kinda guy who likes to switch it up. Mostly I'm a pathetic masochist but sometimes I get the urge to be a bully.
>>149242026
I agree, it feels more entertaining being a sadist.
>>149242026
Wait you mean,you like to see people suffer in a non-sexual context?
>>149242131
There's also something really fun in teasing, bullying and beating someone until you see their eyes boiling in rage coming straight for you.
>>149243023
A kid at my school thought the same thing then he ended up with a broken arm and shattered testicle.
>>149244393
Who threw Haruka with a can of strawberry jam?
>>149244565
Spaghetti night at the cave went bad. Now there's food everywhere
>>149244808
I want to eat Mom's spaghetti.
>>149245030
finish the vomit that's on your sweater already.
>>149236510
>>149236602
>>149237480
>>149237853
I wish they made a shiki one of these where you'd just see her hat, but the current kagunis of her cut off the top of her hat so it wouldn't work to just cut off the bottom of her face and move it down to "make" one
>>149247251
What the fuck is this?
>>149247251
I love ahoge!
>>149246060
Shiki's and Katsu's kaguni suck. It makes me sad.
>>149247829
yeah real shame, they're 2 of my favorite Senrans. Shiki IS my Senran.
>>149247996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwa6qjTcrec
>>149247829
I know you have more, give me more.
>>149248947
GOOD MORNING
Goodmonringans skeegee!I have to wait until 1pm to go pick up my fucking bionicles this is bullshit
>>149249171
>>149249214
Silly Anons, it's 4 PM!It's the last day of my dogsitting and the train home leaves in couple of hours.Also please elaborate on Bonkle
>>149249134
Thanks.
>>149249312
Canada post is a giant pile of crap and does't ring my doorbell when they do "house deliveries" so every time they just leave a door knocker and I have to pick it up later/the next day
>>149249565
Kumo ordering drawing materials and having them come in from Canada Post even though she lives in Japan!
The deliverer still somehow appearing and leaving unnoticed despite going to a school full of ninjas on a mountaintop!
>>149249565Try living here. They don't even offer house delivery if you don't pay premium for it. And no one does. Post office here is expensive crap.
>>149249541
I swear I used to have more, but it seems they didn't survive the great hard drive-fire of 1779.
>>149249746
Remember to kum in you Kumo! Otherwise she will just become Mura! And that would be terrible!
>>149248947
Anon, I think you have an addiction
>>149247251
*touch*
>>149250078
No, you.
>>149248947
Number 1 intrigues me. You will post it.
>>149249992
No
No you dork it doesn't work like that
Just take care of your Muras
>>149247251
*snip*
>>149249992
B-BUTTHATMAKESBABIES
>>149250389
That one is what happens if you fill it with Sake!
>>149250389
>>149250481
>>149250558
Are "Muras" the Eevees of SK?
>>149250558
Murasaki is not drunk she is happy because her boyfriend loves her.
>>149250701
How do you evolve Mura to Murasame?
>>149250740
Give another Pokemon Hien with it in your party
>>149250740
Hmmm... What does a base Mura look like?
>>149251107
A generic japanese senran?
Wew lad.
>>149251657
Yumi?
>page 8
>when we're this close to the new thread
Murai is my favorite Mura!
>>149252984
Fuck Mirai.
>>149252984
She's pretty cool. One of my favorites in sk2. I'm sad that we probably won't get another game in that style.
Hmmm...
So Murai is the base form and then depending on what we apply to it we get:
Cum > kumo
Sake > saki
Have a Yamato in your party and equip it with Hein > masa
Is that right?