/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

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First for Prima Nocta is the birthright of every Noble.

>>149124619
pretty sure that's a myth

>>149124527
nth for LAST THREAD
/mbg/ Faction Census:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10782524

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>>149124671
Not in my realm.

>>149124619
Sometimes I imagine being a noble, and then trying to lose my virginity by raping a serf.
I spergout in the attempt, and she gives me a pity fuck

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not a usual /mbg/ poster, I usually stick to /dfg/ and /smtg/
but, I edited some pictures from the M&B blog site to make a PC and phone wallpaper
enjoy

PC version

>>149124619
7th for hang yourself

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Phone version

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>>149125042
Anon, you're a fucking noble. How the fuck do you sperg out while raping a qt 16 year olf serf?

>>149125151
>>149125302
thx pham

>>149125451
The other nobles have bigger penises. Since my lands are commonly targeted for raiding, my peasants will likely get raped by a noble with a larger dick

>>149125597
So you're a noble cuck? You deserve to have your land conquered 2bh.

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>>149125042
>didn't have a saucy wench that worked in the kitchen teach you about the ways of pleasing women when you were young
Lower house detected. I bet you didn't even HAVE servants did you?

>>149125245
I am hung. Ask your base mother.

>>149125597
If you can't protect your lands you don't deserve to rape your serfs.

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>>149125302
just realized for my phone at least (S6) the "swipe screen to unlock" text obscures the logo

here's a fixed one

Knowing that in the past women were much less curvy and voluptuous really ruins my fantasies
Better to dream about space and the racks made possible by low g

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>>149126150
Um...I know it is all speculative since it has never happened but I thought lower gravity meant people would be tall and thin with weak bones and muscles?

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anyone else sort of enjoyed VC? the new mechanics/features are all incredible and i wish they were implemented into native/available as submods but the actual content of VC is severely lacking (bare minimal amount of weapons, horses)


any other good mods? ive been on prophecies of pendor binge which is quite good, but after seizing territory for myself with no right to rule it becomes a cluster fuck of everyone warring you which sucks after a while

my dream is VC mechanics and PoP content

>>149126323
That's species development and such
Humans wouldn't become new species from going to space, but in low gravity boobs wouldn't sag or hurt the back

>>149126391
There's a really good 100 years war mod in French

>>149126391
>and i wish they were implemented into native
you could actually add the troop tree thing to native but you'd need source for the scripts
but the VC source is out
>but the actual content of VC is severely lacking (bare minimal amount of weapons, horses)
well look at the period
i think there's a fine selection of weapons, but the armor could be better since you're inevitably going to be using scale

is L'Aigle good or is it still shit

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How do I aim in warband?

To which extend did they promise mod support for the next MnB? Can I waifu in it?

>>149128345
It's apparently going to be open source. Go nuts.

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>>149129224
you mean I could totally rip the majority of the code from Bannerlord and make my own game?

With out having to pay them royalties or soemshit

*jew intensifies*

khergit horseman
4 power draw, 3 horse archery
hunter horse
upgrades into
khergit horse archer
3 power draw, 4 horse archery
steppe horse

Native """balance"""

>>149129449
CaptainSlut said he misspoke when he said they were going to release the source code of the actual game/engine itself.

>>149130116
>troops have only base stats
>which means ALL of their attributes are randomized every new game
>which means your swadian knights could be fucking garbage
native """"""balance""""""

>>149130245
>tfw you get a 20 CHA swadian knight
sexiest knights of all calradia

>>149126150
Uhh... THANK YOU!

This is actually the perfect time for me to ask about this. Were women of the past too malnourished to have large breasts/hips/thighs and such?

Also, did everyone pretty much stink back then? How did they stay clean?

>>149130752
afaik the rich just sprayed themselves in perfume 24/7

>>149130752
>did everyone pretty much stink back then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi8vXOUi-eI&t=1m34s

>>149130116
considering that khergit horsemen and khergit horse archers are both level 14, its most likely an oversight that horsemen upgrade into horse archers
it was probably intended that skirmishers upgrade into either horsemen or horse archers

>>149126639
You mean L'aigle? Cause I'm thinking about playing that.

>>149132369
>100 years war
>l'aigle
what

>>149130752
Before the Black Death everyone in Europe bathed a lot. Public bathing was still the norm in fact, such as it was for the romans and greeks. Celtic and germanic traditions also involve bathing and even the use of soap, contrary to common belief. Hygiene was very important. It's only with the black death that this stops because people suspect water to be a major way of transmitting the disease, and as such it falls out of use.

As for women being too malnourished to have full bodies, this is untrue. Large hips and thighs were certainly a thing and often times so were large breasts, however there is evidence to suggest that women's breast sizes have been dramatically increasing in the past 50 years as a result of hormones. Whatever the reason, women's breasts have been increasing in the past 50 years.

More people are becoming obese, which does lead to larger breasts and thighs and stuff, but it's wrong to say that women used to be sticks.

>>149132369
La guerre des cent ans you dolt.

>>149132482
There is another aspect of it by the by. Most of the depictions we have of people before our time are stylised. Not that you can just then say all those depictions are wrong, but there were things like the Greek tendency to sculpt tiny penises because they felt that a small penis was a sign of ones baser instincts being restrained.

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Whats the status with the current Gekonewer? I've played with the old version for a bit but haven't gotten around to the new version.

fuck these fucking hands of mine
fuck this slow reaction time
I want to block your fucking attacks you stupid fucks
I feel like everyone else gits gud in like a week and I sit here jerking off behind a shield because I am subhuman

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>play a night battle
>press backspace
>can't see any of the fucking order buttons
nice game

>>149136795
True nobles don't fight, they have their subjects lead their armies for them. I assume you're having trouble playing against other players and not npcs...

>>149136994
how about both

>>149136215
I don't know what version you are on but there is a change log

>>149136795
Uninstall brainy bots and learn to fight the native AI first.

>>149136795
I'm on the same team as you. I changed the settings from automatic block to block with mouse because I knew it would be the only way to get good. It's too frustrating to actually practice with it so I just notice my slight improvement every time my shield breaks and I have to clobber an army of npcs.

Just switch off automatic block and keep using shields. You'll learn gradually.

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and of course if I change everything to white I can't see anything on a snowy map

what color do i change the text to to make it visible in both snow and night?

>>149137741
I didn't even know people used that command menu

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>>149137791
I imagine the reason no one used it is because of how horrible it is to use
I'm trying to make it slightly less horrible

in the native version the command blocks are either unreadable or randomly change colors

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at what point do you consider power strike to be overkill?
for sake of consistency, we'll assume native
I'd imagine there's a nice sweet spot where you ohko basically everyone with 2h or polearms and at least 2hko with 1h, but I haven't had a chance to do the legwork on it just yet
is there a common opinion on this, I wonder?

>>149136795
>>149137650

When I started out I turned up every 'difficulty' to stroke my e-peen. Turns out I suck at manual blocking so I became a shieldfag instead. After getting a hang of the game a few weeks later, I found my shield crushed by an overhead axe swing in battle, and also realized there weren't any spare shields in sight, so I was forced to do manual blocking. The sheer rush of adrenaline everytime you get a succesful parry got me into 2-handed gameplay.

>>149137791
If battle continuation is on, if you get knocked out you can use it to order your troops around, to a limited extent.

>>149137650
>>149137990
yeah, I just recently cranked the combat speed to fastest and getting angry over how much I get my shit kicked in in Floris tournaments or in general.
I always misinterpret the windup and dodge wrong, or fuck up my mouse movement and get put down.
Hell, I started a new character and got knocked out a couple times by fucking looters in the merchant missions.
Hopefully in time I'll get better but I just fucking hate sucking at everything.

>>149137938
I don't even bother putting points in PS for Native. But in some mods like VC it's a necessity.

>>149137938
I feel like more than 5 points is over kill
You want 7 points in power draw though

>>149137990
Parrying is great fun once you start getting the hang of it. As is having the difficulty on normal.

>>149138507
Oh fuck I know, right? I never swear at a game, but changing it over has me cussing and yelling all the goddamned time now. Floris especially since in order to get those better items from tournaments you need to be on a higher difficulty. That said, the algorithm works out such that your prize at the end depends on your difficulty as well as how many times you were alive for the whole round.

>>149137938
I usually set power strike to 4 or 5, by which point the numbers of units in my army make me irrelevant. If I was aiming for more long game stuff I would probably put less, but I like the combat and I like leading from the front for much of game, especially given that for every elite enemy unit I kill there is one of mine left alive. It makes a big difference in VC like >>149138532 says since the enemies strike twice as hard, armour is twice as important and units take much longer to level up.

>>149137938

5 is pretty much all I need, since I tend to go INT or Cha type I keep my str at 15 which would cover armor and weapon req, and with 5ps I can use momentum to 1-shot most foes, except for the heavilly armored units or those with hp bloat.

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>>149138903
>>149138729
>>149138532
>>149139301

thanks for the input guys
I did 10 ps/pd last time and it felt like a waste of points
now what if I were to gouge athletics? I'm sure that's even more foolish, but the prospect of dancing out of everyone's range, possibly without foregoing armor sounds appealing,
plus controlling momentum could be great for getting the most out of our newly min/maxed ps
has anyone actually done something this silly?

>>149132579
>>149132482
>>149130752
aren't there Sumerian idol carvings that look straight out of a breast/ass expansion /d/ thread, I think there was even an image floating around on 4chan comparing the two

>>149139747
Isn't that just assumed to be because they exaggerated the feminine features of a fertility goddess?

>>149138903
I've cranked the tournament difficulty to 100% when I heard about that, and I guess I can't complain. A few times I got good consecutive kits for my style (horse + bow or lance) and placed top 3. Got a nice tempered Imperial War Bow with 44 piercing damage which outclassed my old bow.
I just get frustrated that it feels like everyone here is like
>getting hit
>native AI
and I'm out here dropping the spaghetti in most battles.

>>149140094
obviously, but if the women were straight up flat, there's a good chance they'd never get such an idea in their heads, imagine if you never saw any chicks above a small A cup, would you even imagine chicks with tits bigger than their heads

busty chicks have probably been around forever, they're probably just more common now, thus driving up the average breast size

>>149140245
Boobs get bigger when nursing though, so it stands to reason they could see the increase in size due to milk production, and then just exaggerate that thinking "the ultimate fertility goddess probably got infinite milk bags"

>>149140327
fair enough

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>>149140141
they're just fronting
there's a lot that can go wrong in a tournament and you don't always have control over all of it

>>149130752
Late for the question, but people who worked with pigs and in farms they took daily sauna. So most of the country was clean, but cities are always dirty.

Did they turn off the anti-cheat in the most recent PoP? I've been testing it with ctrl+alt+f4 and I can't get the cheater achievement. I would only use it to enter towns, having to fight 5 guards all at the same time at level 1 is fucking stupid

>>149136828
Can anyone change the text colour to orange or can I do it myself? I've had the same problem sometimes.

>>149140327
That's just conjecture though. You've got more evidence to say that women have stayed the same relative shapes throughout history, except that they've grown taller, and it's recent perceptions of women becoming bustier and more hourglass shaped because of something like porn or celebrities who tape their boobs to their dresses to keep them pointing up.

>>149142351
git gud cyka

I know the feel

>>149142807
Well, I don't like cheating just as much as you do. I'm just going to avoid towns for factions that hate me. For some reason 3 factions in pendor have -5 relation with me right off the bat, so I'm only limited to the lower-right side of the map. It's fucking retarded.

Also I did some quick testing more cheating and I can't get a single achievement, not even a cheater achievement.

>>149142908
I haven't played it for awhile, but check the changelog or maybe there is a box to be checked.

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>>149142394
I changed the text to white
the readability is still okay in snowy scenes

>>149143550
In my opinion, text colour should change the colour like the crosshair does on different terrains.
Then again that's the smallest issue in the game.

>>149125042
My sides are being sieged

>>149142723
Don't girls enter puberty earlier nowadays though, like full on years earlier? That might have something to do with it.

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are there any mods hat do downswing for axes, maces, scimitars and maybe some other swords?

>>149143783
Hmm. That's true

If I had 3 books of training +1 in my inventory. Would the books stack and give +3 training?

>>149144110
I don't think so, but I've never tried it.

>>149143901
No

>>149144302
i guess flipping the model might be an issue for axes and curved swords

shouldnt be as difficult for maces and straight swords tho

>>149143901
Honestly, why would you even do that?

Lets talk about 1257 ok? what are the best units of each faction and why?

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Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Swadia Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Conquer Them Like Nigga Declare War Haha

>>149144817
to make movesets more interesting and to avoid the guy on the left in this >>149137938 happening

might be useful against horses or something

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>>149143550
I integrated the motomataru formations in the new battle presentation
surprisingly all the buttons fit on the screen
The only thing left to do is add AI tweaks to make horse archers and stuff less shitty

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>>149144908
Can you fucking translate what the hell you just said?

>>149145262
He said "How can you be bothered about Swadia as a genuine issue when it's possible to easily conquer them and avoid needing to complain on the internet".

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>>149145262

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>>149145358
>>149145403

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I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

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>>149126391
I sort of enjoy VC with Upstab's submod, too.

how does the linux version of warband manage to be so shitty and glitchy

>>149145403
This is actually sound advice tbqh.

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I think Dickplomacy is almost ready for release, now that formations and shit are added.
There are only a few things left to do

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How simple an affair would it be to take the bow animations from one mod and apply them to another? Is it just a case of copy pasting a file or two or do I need to do a little more?

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>>149146357
Wew

>>149146357
Fuck yes

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>>149146357
i'm ready

>>149146357
Nice.

>>149146357
features list:
- lots of bugfixes to diplomacy
- horse archers and other agents with guarantee_ranged are now assigned as archers in siege defense. this means that they will man towers and other points rather than defend the chokepoint. (i'm actually thinking about making it so that all agents with bows or crossbows are assigned, regardless of whether they have the guaranteed flag (e.g. sword sisters, swadian miltia, etc) but not sure on that)
- battles now end when all enemies are routed (no more chasing down stragglers)
- changed battle morale/routing code to be more volatile - skillful play/tactics has a higher chance of turning the battle. also affected by leadership and tactics skill
- formations and AI tactics, new battle minimap presentation that fully integrates WFAS and motomataru formations
- more marriage options when sexism option is turned off
- you can now visit your campsite on the map or during a siege. you can upgrade troops, talk with companions, access inventory, spar with your troops, do training exercises, ride your horse, interact with prisoners and do stuff in your tent
- more options and things you can do to captured lords and ladies ( you lose honor but the enemy lords lose renown from the humiliation)
- new map icons based on faction (no more generic bandit axemen or generic lord horsemen)
- you can earn money working in the tavern
- new interactions when captured by bandits or lords with debauched personality
- some small balance tweaks to items and troops/troop trees (new save only)
- option to have black khergit and dark hunter parties roam the map and do stuff to you (new save only)
- extremely shitty quality items from original M&B replaced with new models
- all siege scenes have two ladders
- bunch of other shit I don't remember

todo (maybe not this release):
horse archer AI (add cantabrian circles and shit)
criminal activities (brothel ownership, kidnapping, assassination quests?)
dark knights fortress qst (dhorak keep)?

>>149147285
>skillful play/tactics has a higher chance of turning the battle
Question, if I make my crossbows F3 F1, F3 F2 so as to mow down like 50 niggas in a second when they fire, will that fuck up morale? As it is fucking peasants forge ahead into the killzone.

I have a big book of battles all over the world from ancient to modern. What I have frequently seen is that archers and crossbow men are generally frontline, rather then putting infantry infront of them to protect them from a charge. I'm just trying to find good strategies to M&B.

What formations are you using?

>>149147285
oh and custom banners and upstab and shit

more todo:
troops in towns (no longer forced to disband troops to catch spies/bandits/serfs/whatever)
custom troop trees from persistent troops anon
allow your heroes to lead troops and quarter

>>149147573
F1 F3 manhunters, sell the captured enemies
rinse and repeat forever

>>149147285
>>149147635
Can this be integrated into other mods easily or is it for native only?

>>149147573
They're frontline but they get pulled back before the charge hits.

>>149147285
>i'm actually thinking about making it so that all agents with bows or crossbows are assigned, regardless of whether they have the guaranteed flag (e.g. sword sisters, swadian miltia, etc) but not sure on that)
That would be a good idea IMO

>>149147285
>- more options and things you can do to captured lords and ladies ( you lose honor but the enemy lords lose renown from the humiliation)

Time to rape all of those Sarranid wives.

>>149147285
>i'm actually thinking about making it so that all agents with bows or crossbows are assigned, regardless of whether they have the guaranteed flag (e.g. sword sisters, swadian miltia, etc) but not sure on that)
Do this, archers are priority anyway and these archers can defend themselves easier.
How hard would it be to integrate this into 1257 or some shit (obviously shit like two ladders and stuff can't stay because of their own siege stuff)

>>149147691
unfortunately it probably won't be very easy to integrate into mods, on account of extensive module-system shit
it should be compatible with native and diplomacy savegames however

>>149147691
Pulling back makes sense, then the counter can be in front and archers still can shoot while in back. And enemy archers can't shoot the front infantry before the charge.
This game is so fun.

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LONG MAY HE REIGN.

>>149147819
Fug but I don't play Native

>>149147523
From my tests running shieldless peasants into a line of forest bandits I'm inclined to say yes

>>149147934
Stop stealing Ragnar's memes, horsefucker

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>>149147934

>>149137938
1
Don't need PS if you're gud

>>149146357
I fucking love you anon!

>>149143901
Yes
It's not necessary though

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>The Sturgians are vikings
>Not "le ebin slavs" XD

Thank god for that.

>>149149025
which ones?

>>149149106
VC submod for 2h axes
There's no suitable animation for 1h

>>149149102
Slavs are shit
Vikings contributed to history, Slavs squatted until they got influenced by Vikings enough to grow less shit.

>>149149102
Matheld is a qt

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>>149149102
>you will never be an ebin Roma-Vikingr

>>149149209
Slavs contributed too, but the tribes up in Russia did jack shit until the Norse carved a polity out of them.

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>>149149280
Matheld is used goods and likes Nizar

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>>149147285
>more options and things you can do to captured lords and ladies ( you lose honor but the enemy lords lose renown from the humiliation)
w-what things?

>>149149538
They really didn't. If anything, they get credit for re-populating Eastern Europe after Attila carved a path through it.

>>149149690
Call them poopy heads.

>>149149690
why you think it's called dickplomicy?

>>149150207
You get to bully them?

>>149150246
2pure4me.

Have any modders picked up on the Red Wars source? I'm still sad that the mod is kill.

>>149148631
>Ragnar
>Creating anything but tax inefficiency from all those fiefs he hoards
wew peasant

>>149151059
I'll create children with him!

>You will never rape the wives of each of Calradia's kings

>>149151213
>nizar simulator 2016

>>149147285
Fuck anon, you're hyping me up. Can't wait for the release.

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So, is Floris considered a meme mod now? Is there a better alternative?

If you say A New Dawn I'll slap you.

>>149151494
A New Dawn.

>>149151494
floris has always been considered a meme mod, despite there really not being anything wrong with it

>>149151560
Do you think that's funny?

>>149151584
Why?

>>149151213
why would you want those grandmas though
now their daughters, on the other hands..

>>149151629
>thinking the kings wouldn't take the daughter of their most loyal vassal, thereby having a young wife
>And even if the wife is older, you can just take her and her daughter at the same time

>>149151610
best guess is that there's a quite a few superfluous optional features and some people are annoyed by that, but usually they just say
>floris
like that's supposed to mean something
to each his own though, I can see why some might see it as little more than diplomacy modded native with lens flare

>>149149336
Askeladd was the real hero of the story, fuck the danes.

>>149151610
Floris turns the Nords into le ebin viking meme

>>149151894
the ebin nord viking meme annoyed me at first, but it's growing on me the more people use it to lampoon the autist who started it

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>>149151883
Askeladd was based.
That being said there is literally no major character in the fucking story less based than Thorfinn. In fact even the old King and that slave once-noble girl early on are more based. The only person to give him a run for his money is Floki.

>Top tier
Jeremus
Bunduk
Ymira

>High tier
Artimenner
Katrin
Marnid
Firentis
Borcha

>Mid tier
Deshavi
Lezalit

>Low tier
Rolf
Klethi
Baheshtur
Alayen

>Shit tier
Nizar
Matheld

>>149151894
Weren't nords always ebin vikings?

>>149149538
All slavs did was breed out of control and refill the lands that were once populated by peoples who had kingdoms while they were living in squalor like niggers.

>>149152079
Vinland Saga would be far better if Thorfinn just vanished. I know he is meant to be a historical character, but he's such a fucking bore.

Give me Askeladd during the years of his warband before and after he kills Thors. Give me Einar's quest to return home or go to Vinland with Leif. Fuck, give me Ormar and that freckled almost-waifu of his.

>>149152647
Not as much as in Floris.
In native they wear a coat of plates just like the Swadians though with their own aesthetic.
In Floris they were ebin viking mail armor from centuries earlier while Rhodoks and Swadians shoot off into wearig proper plate armor. Basically the anachronisms get turned up to 11.

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>>149151883
Who even lives Danes?

>>149152610
Swap Borcha with Lezalit tbqh senpai

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I'm going to marry Ymira!

>>149153952
Slut's got the wrong hair color

>>149153952
Ymira is good for entertaining your Warband™

>>149153952
Good luck, buddy!

just got done watching the trailers and stuff for bannerlord
man it looks really good
>basically absorbed diplomacy mod
>customization actually looks appealing this time
>sieges might not be shit
>your hair exists under your helmet
I was worried when I heard about weapon crafting since it's usually a shitty meme feature in games but it's the real deal, not just ticking stats
I was afraid it was going to be all flash but it looks like they're really paying attention this time. shit looks robust.

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>playing VC
>have a hundred men
>some Welsh biatch rolls up with three times my numbers
>GLORIOUS BATTLE
>wreck the army, capture the lord and only lose twenty-four men
>mfw

Once again, feels good to be a Saxon.

>>149154723
Get hype, son. Sieges where you actually have modular siege weapons rather than siege weapons that are part of the castle scene. Units attacking different parts of the wall.

>>149154723
Armagan is gonna make M&B great again

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>tfw Warband sieges

>>149155043
Is that poor knight being bullied?

>>149153346
Why does this guy wear fucking musculata armor again

>>149154856
>>149154969
I usually don't get hype for stuff, I'm so used to disappointment, but from what I've seen there would have to be some incredible catastrophe they're keeping hidden really well for this game not to be really incredibly good
so, for this reason, just this once, I choose to become hype.
hype!
HYPE I SAY
haha aha, I feel so naughty...

>>149155295
haha good one
could we be naughty together?
haha

>>149155375
okay
when I start up the game the first time I'm gonna do something you can't do in warband
make a cute girl

>>149154804
>>149155295
>>149155375
Go make love on reddit you bunch of gay retards

>>149155247
He's half-Danish, half Romano-Brit. The mangaka has some of the Welsh looking/dressing up like Romans.

He also has a flashback scene of 500 AD or so with Romans wearing lorica Segmentata when they would have been wearing lorica hamata.

>>149155706
Well that one guy wearing roman armor is apparently a Legatus.

>>149155043
>marshall is doing fuck all, tell a powerful ally that there's an easy fortress to siege
>it's a siege tower castle, and his engineer skill is obviously shit
>ask where the king is, he's nearby so I swing over to get him in on the siege
>can't tell more than one lord about a siege target, have to tell him to follow me instead
>wait for days near the castle, telling the king to refollow when he inevitably gets bored
>meanwhile the entire Nordic army backed up by their king strides upon us because the tower is taking five fucking years to build
>it's all my fault
if it were just a ladder siege it would be so easy

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But danes are nice?

>>149155685
you're the gay, faggot
is that "4chan culture" enough for you?

>>149156082
I hate Danes.

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>>149156297
No

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>>149156416
Yes.

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>>149156589
NO

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f

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>>149156797
Yes, anon.

>>149157146
what did teachers have to do with the coup?

>>149157146
f

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>>149157221
I am going to fucking raid your fucking island for this.

>>149157394
holding kafir views

>>149157484
I'm going to slowly convert your people to Christianity for this.

>>149157394
knowledge is banned

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>>149157726
You're a fucking meanie

>>149157726
No bullying in /mbg/

>>149157636
>>149157829
yeah I guess I already knew the answer before asking but wanted to believe it meant anything but what it implies
always sad to see that sort of thing happen

>>149157394
nothing. Likley it was a false flag just so king roach could remove everyone who could possibly get in his way of becoming the caliph

>>149124619
>>149125963

I LOVE ANIME WENCH TITS

>>149157982
While the incompetence of the would-be coup is pretty staggering it's perfectly possible that they were simply incompetent, but now Erdogan is taking advantage of it anyway. Like the Nazis with the reichstag fire.

>>149157971
>>149157982
yeah that sort of thing

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>>149157857
>>149157928

>>149158139
those two guys' arms are gonna be so tired

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>>149158139
>reverse image searching brings up neo-pagan arsehurt

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/327496204133548375/

lmao get over it heathens

>>149158139
This is why we gave you protestantism

>>149158108
Its possible, but i think it less likely

At the very least he saw it coming far in advance and let it happen instead of stopping it beforehand.

If it was a real attempt they would have shot down his plain when they failed to capture him. Its not like they didn't have that capability.

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>>149158328
my my how did you get out

>>149151109
Enjoy your inbred babies, Sven.

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>>149159386
>inbred

>>149158139
They are all smiling, god damn larpers

>>149159386
What the hell you on about

>>149158139
My ancestors are smiling at me, Franks, can you say the same?

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>>149159904
>>149160101
>Nordaboos in denial

>>149160231
Stop shitposting and have some butter, Harlaus

>>149160231
How the fuck can the children be inbred if I'm not related to him?

>>149160176
Of course they can't, the Germanic franks were pagan warriors.

I'm thinking of going for a vanilla game, but I'm not sure what to do. Just getting in a faction is a bit boring and I've never tried going as a mercenary. Is it doable and rewarding ? Can I join campaigns over and over again without pledging allegiance ?

Dickplomacy lad, can you integrate it into 1257 AD? I just don't feel like a mongol without raping slavic waifus.

>>149160461
1257 is already full of bugs, doing that without bugs would probably be a nightmare.

In Silverstag, my companion has 18k denars. What is the purpose? So that later on, he can lead an army of his own?

>>149160381
Get a mercenary contract for moneys, but don't actual fight, you aren't really penalized. Really the only thing with joining a side as a merc is that the people they're at war with will agro you and won't let you in their cities, you can just stand around or camp a freindly town/castle and you'll still get paid. Marshal quests get you exp but no money, so you can ignore his summons if you want. just do things like ambush weakened armies that are retreating and avoid big scraps and you'll be fine.

If you build your forces up enough, you can wait for a castle that's been siege repeadetly and run low on defenders and end your contract and just take it for yourself

>>149152079
>>149151883
how long has the manga gone now? last time i read was a long time ago and if i remember correctly, thorfinn was a slave and his buddy's gf the maid died while they made their escape. and the danish king slaughtered the militia like a mount and blade battle. How far has the story gone from there?

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>ywn play an attila the hun mod raping the remains of the roman empire
>ywn play a hre.smugvoltaire mod and unite the germanic people under one banner
>ywn play a mod exclusively made to replay william wallace war against the eternal anglo
>ywn play a mod where you can get drunk as an italian noblemen and whore yourself through half of firenze after a pointless battle with another city state
>ywn not even play Bannerlord in your lifetime

>>149160381
it basically just pays your troops wages and as someone else said, you aren't actually obligated to do much at all.
you can make good friends fighting with ally lords and releasing honorable enemy lords (since it's not your cause to give a shit), which'll make it easier to eventually rule Calradia for yourself

>>149161175
spoiler
they go to iceland, plan to fund an expedition to colonize canada, realize they need money so they go on a trading expedition to byzantium. thorfinn's future waifu hitches a ride on their ship to escape a forced marriage with some assholes, they end up in the baltic sea, encounter some norwegian(?) huntress that has a grudge against thorfinn because he killed her family and whole village, run into floki and the jomsvikings again, apparently the jomsvikings are selecting a new chief and people want thorfinn because he is the son of thors and people don't want floki to take power, thorfinn goes and beats some people up

>>149161175
Thorfinn is traveling now, getting companions and dealing with vikings shenanigans on the way.
>>149161052
>>149161431
Sounds good. I always ended up joining a faction, but living the mercenary dream is going to be nice I think.

>>149160280
Why not both?

>>149161514
That reminds me that eastern Canada was populated by the Norse before the Inuit.

>>149161514
>assholes
Chain guy is actually based.

>>149161175
Current arc is about the legacy of the past
He meets a girl whose family he slaughtered and who has a push-lever arbalest
Thorkell wants him to be Jomsviking Chief
Floki tries to assassinate him

>>149162212
the inuit/thule were late period siberian invaders tho
there were people there long before either the norse or inuit

>>149149336
What manga? Vinland Saga?

>>149162495
Yes.

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Joining the Nords soon as an archer character. How should I go about fighting with them in sieges? In open fights I just flank while the infantry charges.

>>149161290
>ywn

The fuck is this?

Repeating Crossbows when? They can have shittier range and damage, but firing ten bolts in ten seconds for each unit you have is something I want to see.

>>149163258
Yelling wild niggers.

>>149163304
Play blood & steel, or use tweakMB to modify the amount of shots before reloading.

Since KAT is down, anyone knows a good VC torrent?

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>>149163258
>you will never behead the English serpent

>>149163751
Thanks for explaining these dank memes, family member upperclassman person.

>>149163751

Well lad you don't get as far as they did by playing by the rules.

>>149163751
The Ultimatum to Portugal and the fucking of the Irish are the only things on that list I find myself strongly disagreeing with.

>>149163258
"You will never".

>>149163751
The portugal and merchant seizing incident is the only one standing out.

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>>149163751
Delete this

>>149163751

>British paid other countries to rally against France

Oh, you mean the France that had taken over most of Western Europe, led by one of the greatest military minds in history, who had attempted to place a trade embargo on all the nations within his Empire to stop them trading with Britain in an attempt to strangle the nation economically and force them to sue for peace?

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Can someone please explain to me why the women in Blood and Steel look so fucking hideous?

>>149165575
I literally laughed out loud when I saw that

>>149163751
>600 years later
>frogs are STILL buttblasted over agincourt

>>149165575
Most women in my game look like Laura Prepon

>>149163751
they attacked that port as a preventive measure because the germans were gonna get them ship & shit on the english; that & they need to show the americans they can do hard shit to get the stuff from the lend lease program

>>149165575
o shit, waddup?

>>149165575
Install prettier faces.

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>>149166191

The English proved that a few times, the absolute madmen.

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>>149166339
Doing it as we speak

>>149165575
Did the guy who made Blood and Steel feel that the original female models weren't ugly enough? Its like he actually wants people to look fucking hideous

>>149166721
Maybe he hates waifus?

>>149166867
pretty sure he doesn't, considering the shit that he's added to the mod
he just has shit taste

>>149137741
change it to like bright green or something, or yellow. hell, dark purple might even work. some sort of color that has contrast with all the sky and ground and tree colors

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>>149166867
No, I agree with anon>>149167261
, but I also suspect there is a much sinister intention behind this madness, because it is not just the females in Caldaria that are afflicted by this deribul deribul plague.

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>>149167614
probably some form of mental illness

>>149166721
kek

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>>149168137
Maybe its something in the water

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VO2QpCsTyw

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are they koopas or bloodletters?

>>149169637
Get out of here, Chaos.

>>149168604
>female specific armor
even the PooP team realized how dumb this is

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>>149169768
no, the danes will reign supreme over the mortals

>>149169637
Christ, those are like 40% horn
What is the purpose of that

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>>149169927
I warned you. I warned you all about pagans!

Would the Vaegirs be easy to conquer?

>>149170624
They don't use shields so yes

>>149170624
If you control them, they are the best, when AI uses them, they don't do as well.

>>149170624
just don't bring any lightly armored infantry or they'll get melted by their axes. Marksmen will make sieges suck, Rhodoks might be a good counter.

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>>149169998
just like our grimdark edgy tabletops

>>149171296
>that cavalry
It's ALL bone
Where does the rest of the face go
Do they not understand what a horn is

>>149171296
Time to forcibly convert the Norse to Christianity.

The bloody ruling of Ribe.

>>149170624
they're generally weak vs any ranged due to no shields

>>149171296
what the actual fuck

>>149146357
My life needs this.

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>spartan can either turn into the incredible hulk or a covenant killing machine

moat 10/10

>>149173058
What are you even playing?

>>149173058
What mod even is this?

>>149147285
have you added a replacer for the native faces/heads?

Tell me its not the ugly russian ones ;-;

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>>149173225
>playing something even related to viking conquest

hell the fuck no

>>149173238
http://www.moddb.com/mods/mount-and-blade-war-legacy

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>>149173058
>>149171296

>>149174327
>2gb for a shit mod
Oh dear...

http://www.moddb.com/mods/mount-and-blade-war-legacy/videos/mount-and-blade-warband-war-legacy-mod

>tfw can't post vids from moddb properly

>>149174643
you acquired a new dawn before right? this is no different

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>page 10
WAKE UP /mbg/!!

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>>149147285
>>149147635

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>>149177740
>Bannerlord still isn't released

>>149178004
>ThorfinnTheTool.png
Fuck thorfinn
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>149178249
>Thorfinn will never realize that Askeladd was more of a father to him than Thors
>Have to deal with Thorfinn getting a shitty waifu

Please save us from Thorfinn, Hild.

Guys, how did Harlaus store his butter?

>>149178682
In his stomach.

>>149178682
http://web.onetel.net.uk/~booksearch/walpurgis/bread.htm

>>149178421
How much do you want to bet that Thorfinn is directly the reason that the colony fails because he doesn't take a hard line with the natives and just bring over some Jomsvikings with his connections?
He's the most annoying MC.
>Askeladd
>Hild
>Bjorn
>Thors
>Thorkell
>Knut
>Fucking Gunnhildr
>Thorfinn's sister (what was her name even)
>that priest who rambled about Love
All of these are more entertaining.

Thorfinn is chained by his past even now and his actions reflect that, yet he is determined to leave the past behind, and yet his stated goal isn't even to leave the past nor resolve its problems but just to run the fuck away to "Vinland" / "Avalon". He's a pussy and a tool.

>>149178682
In his belly. He shits it out when needed.

>>149171296
>>149173058
>>149174327

Downloading. That might have some assets worth stealing

Dear /mbg/ -

I have not played Warband for quite a lot.

Recently rebought the collection on steam.

Would like to play NATIVE as it is most comfy IMO - what are the necessary mod to enjoy native? Graphics upgrades, diplomacy etc.

Also, what is the flavor best total conversion nowadays?

>>149178851
>we will never have a manga about Askeladd
>we will never have a manga about Hild's engineering
>we will never have a manga about wanting to be a Friend
>we will never see the old days of the Jomsvikings
>we will never have a manga about Lief Eriksson
I wish we had a manga about the Sons of Ragnar.

>>149178952
What do you mean by flavor, "Vanilla +"?
Also wait for Dickplomacy anon's mod I guess, it seems to include Diplomacy and some further tweaks.

>>149179041

Sorry, meant 'flavor of the month' total conversion.

>>149178952
Pastebin anon's modded diplomacy
Slap on russian female faces mod + iboltax male faces
Best total conversion is still warwolf.

>>149178421
>shitty
Eh she's kind of funny
>shut up boy I can't breastfeed if I didn't actually have a kid did you read too many doujins fuck yo shit

>>149179203
Oh I dunno. Warwolf was popular for a while but it's not even the same damn game.

>>149178851
It'll probably be something like Floki or his followers causing problems that Thorfinn can't fix. Maybe we'll get lucky and Thorfinn will die like Thors did with a bunch of arrows to the back while his shit waifu and his future shit son leave.

I'm hoping that somehow Hild and Einar can make the journey to Constantinople entertaining.

>>149179041

And yes - please do tell how to enhance vanilla, but not change too much.

Floris seems like Radious of MB

>>149179318
Floki should be dead or dying by Vinland's colony though.

>>149179359
[Insert the Radious pasta here.]
Vanilla+ iirc is usually just Diplomacy.

>>149179359
I like Radious as long as you install it piecemeal instead of the "all in one" that adds in the shitty stuff you don't want IE: Floris

>>149178851
>>Thorfinn's sister (what was her name even)

Ylva

>that priest who rambled about Love

Willibald.

>>149179451
Floki should have died at the end of the "Prologue". At least Askeladd would have killed him. Thorfinn would just say that he is above revenge now.

>>149178682
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bog_butter

>>149179576
>Thorfinn would just say that he is above revenge now.
Yeah and look where that's getting him.

>Ylva
Cute. I had a Genius Attractive Strong Tall Silver Tongue Perceptive Agile daughter named that in CK2 once playing as the chief of Gotland. Then she got raided and turned into some slav shit's concubine

>>149179818
>letting that happen to your daughter

>>149180037
;_;

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>>149149102
>>149149209
>>149149715
>>149152852
t. americans

>the sturgians are not slavs
>they're generic "le ebin vikings xD"

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>>149180037
I declared war on him and would've recaptured her but she was "lovers" and "friends" with him at that point only 6 months later.
Feels terrible

>>149180115
>pretending to be me

>>149180158
t. Jew
>"le ebin slavs xD" are not "le ebin Vikings xD"
>they are "le ebin tracksuit squatters xD"

>>149180318
Wow, your daughter became a mindbroken slut.

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>>149179818
Off topic but you really do get some good stories from CK2

>daughter is 15
>asks me to go live in a nunnery and devote her life to god
>sure okay honey whatever you want I just want you to be happy
>forget about her for 5 years
>Your daughter has died! wait what?
>Died of Depression on: Date
>what? depressed? How? She was going what she wanted to do...
>check her traits
>homosexual

She couldn't except her homosexuality so she thought devoting her life to Christ would cure her but it only made her worse so she ended up taking her own life.

Am I a bad father?

>>149180385
>genius attractive strong tall silver tongue perceptive agile
The "slav" was black too, probably because of marriages being limited by religion and "pagan" being a group.
Wish I kept a screenshot, I almost punched the screen.

>>149180556
Sometimes I admire the inner strength of the kings in that game
>sister has a shitty marriage, has Stressed and Depressed
>get notice that I'm being seduced by my Attractive Quick Fertile sister
>what
>tell her no because I was RPing as le ebin catholic
>she commits suicide not three days latter.
Feels horrible. HORRIBLE.

>>149180842
>not curing your sister's depression with your dick

>>149181013
Muh catholicism
Muh god fearing man
;_;

>>149169793
it's pretty hot desu

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>>149181063
>not keeping the bloodline "pure"

Get a load of this faggot.

>>149181204
Shut up, tasteless pleb.

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>>149181274
Choices cannot be remade, the past cannot be relived.
;-;

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>>149181063

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>>149180842
>not converting to the nestorian heresy that gives you bonuses for fucking sisters and daughters
you're playing the wrong way lad

>>149181443
Worse, I was a bad oniichan who actually got Homosexual a few years later for my troubles
so much for being a catholic

>>149181487
I did that before.
My favorite run was restoring the Roman Empire starting from the duchy of Rome as a Hellenic grill
fun stuff

>>149181487
>CK2 lets you fuck your sisters and daughters

What a time to be alive.

>>149181829
It's let you do that since basically the start of the game.

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>>149181404
>the past cannot be relived.
It can if you don't play "ironman" mode

>>149181487
>>149181632
Does CK2 actually have Incest? I've only ever gotten it after installing a lover's lab mod

>>149181905
>does it actually have incest
Depends on religion. You've always been able to shag your cousins and aunts no matter the religion but shit like Zoroastianism / Neostrianism / Messalism actually gives you positive vassal modifiers for marrying your sister or parents / children.

>>149181905
>installing a lover's lab mod
My nigger

>>149182026
I need to pirate CK2 and recreate Charles II.

>>149182115
>tfw playing an altmer archmage in skyrim using the Vancian Magic mod
>run out of mana
>get swarmed by literally 40+ bandits
>"haha I've never fucked an elf before"
And that's where her days of adventuring came to an end. She was a good mother though.

>>149182241
Inbred is a fuckterrible trait.

>>149182241
Just buy it you NEET.

Grand strategy general, nice.

>>149182330
t. Wiz

>>149182241
Buy the base game, you need it to access their forums and more importantly mods.
The DLC can be pirated safely even with a legitimate copy, and /gsg/ has it in their OP mega.

>>149182405
Talk about Mount and Blade then or do I have to talk about liquor
It's not like we don't share a lot of posters with /twg/ and /gsg/.