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HoS > BnW

I want to brutally rape Ciri until her vagina bleeds.

>>148987128
this tbdesu fampai

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>>148986980
That picture is degenerate alo I didnt get enough validation the last thread so rate this picture and agree with me. Thanks in Advance.

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nilfgaard best deck

>>148987239
5/10
I disagree

>>148987239
Nope. Sorry.

>>148987252
fucking cancer

>>148987257
What is this?

>>148987592
Triss' new Gwent card from Gwent Standalone.

>>148987776
So they're redesigning everything? I guess that's good, though I still don't trust them to balance it. What's this bullshit I hear about it having a story mode?

2 decides which two characters I wrote fapfic about

>>148987128
The story and characters were more engaging but the content was lacking and it was all set in boring old Velen, whereas Toussaint is large and beautiful.

>>148987896
Yennefer of Corvo Bianco

A Chort

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>run roach
>what the fuck do you think I'm doing?

>>148987896
White Rayla and Toruviel.

>>148987918
HoS is a straight forward woman with a great personality and girl-next-door looks. BnW is a bimbo with huge tits

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>>148987918
Quests are what matters, and HoS has great ones

>>148987891
Yeah, they are redesigning a bunch of stuff, each hero will have several different cards, I saw a couple of Geralt's, 2 different Triss cards, same with Yen, who knows what else will they add. The game will have a story mode, four 10 hour long campaigns were mentioned, one for each deck, and possible more when they add more decks. They mentioned it will have choices and consequences, but how it will all look like in the end...I guess we'll have to wait and see.

>>148988283
So does BnW, more of them in fact.

>>148988445
>So does BnW, more of them in fact.
Nah. It has like one very good part of the main quest and a bunch of good to decent ones. Nothing truly great.

So I finished HoS but I need around 500 more exp to get to level 69 so I can wear the Viper gear, but I dont wanna do any quests because Id rather do them while Im in my Viper gear because I wanna enjoy it before I start BaW and immediately switch to Manticore armor. Any ideas on how to get exp without questing?

Toussaint's scenery got old pretty quickly tbqh. It's pretty but outside of the city it's all just saturated green that hurts the eyes and not enough variety. Skellige is still the most beautiful and atmospheric area of W3 imo, comparable with Lakeside/Murky Waters.

>>148989024
>Toussaint's scenery got old pretty quickly tbqh. It's pretty but outside of the city it's all just saturated green that hurts the eyes and not enough variety. Skellige is still the most beautiful and atmospheric area of W3 imo,
this tbqh

>>148989024
It's vibrant and colorful.

Velen and Skellige have some kind of poop filter.

>>148988703
HoS has two oustanding quests (Scenes From a Marriage and Dead Mans Party) and a bunch of good ones. BaW has three outstanding quests (The tourney quest, the quest with RAGING REGIS, and Beyond Hill and Dale) and several other good ones. Plus BaW has much more content, and an amazing new area. HoS is good but BaW is better for sure.

>>148989230
The sidequests in HoS are also bland, didnt really realize it until I played it again the other day. Not much outside if the story, whereas BaW has both good story and side quests.

>>148989220
>and Skellige have some kind of poop filter.
It's called the color blue. You may need to see a doctor.

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>>148989024
nigga pls, I wouldnt mind to spend the rest of my life in a place like that, drinking wine, killin monsters and banging cuties

>>148989230
I agree with this, I enjoyed both expansions, but B&W was a bit better overall.

>>148989230
>(The tourney quest, the quest with RAGING REGIS, and Beyond Hill and Dale)
Only Beyond Hill and Dale is outstanding. Tourney quest is good, RAGING REGIS is mediocre to bad.

>>148989413
BaW's story is poorly written and rushed.

Shani is perfection.

>>148989528
And this is why CDPR will become Bioware.

>>148987896
saskia and villentretenmerth

>>148989498
>I wouldnt mind to spend the rest of my life in a place like that, drinking wine, killin monsters and banging cuties
You may not mind it but that doesn't mean it's what you'd accomplish there

>>148989602
I disagree. The Tourney quest was better than everything in HoS except for Scenes From a Marriage, Beyond Hill and Dale was Witcher 3's best quest overall. And its painfully obvious ( to me anyway) there was more effort put into BaW, HoS felt like it was just there to tide you over for the huge second expansion sonce it was released over a year after the main game came out. Not saying HoS isnt God-tier because it is, but I cant see how BaW wasnt better. Just me though.

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>mfw Skjall
Poor kid, he was just trying to be a good person. I met Morkvarg and I can't imagine why anyone would decide to lift the curse. He was a shitlord before and he's a shitlord now.

>>148990064
>And its painfully obvious ( to me anyway) there was more effort put into BaW,
You're kidding right? It's very unpolished, from writing, to quest triggers to fucking clippin and weird graphical issues. Roach floated across half the streets because his animations would freeze

>>148990071
>Poor kid
He shouldn't have tried to fuck Ciri, that girl brings nothing but trouble.

>>148990071
i lifted the curse so he'd tell me about the treasure. as soon as he started to walk away i rended him in half. no way im letting that crazy fuck live.

>>148990064
Plus it has mutiple different endings with multiple permutations (Syanna dead or alive, Anarietta dead or alive, Dettlaff dead or alive, Yennefer/Ciri/Dandelion at Corvo Bianco, etc) rather than just two final dialogue options. Also it had witcher contracts and better gear and didnt amount to fetch quests outside the main story.

>>148990071
>Poor kid, he was just trying to be a good person. I met Morkvarg and I can't imagine why anyone would decide to lift the curse. He was a shitlord before and he's a shitlord now.
So kill him. He's a terrible person but not literal eternal torment terrible. Plus, y'know, he keeps killing innocent people.

>>148990440
>(Syanna dead or alive, Anarietta dead or alive, Dettlaff dead or alive, Yennefer/Ciri/Dandelion at Corvo Bianco, etc)
Only one ending permutation is any good and the Corvo Bianco dialogue is universally awful.

>Also it had witcher contracts and better gear and didnt amount to fetch quests outside the main story.
There was more dialogue in its sidequests than Hearts of Stone but they had the same structure for the most part as any sidequests in the main game.

Maybe it's because I was replaying VTMB before B&W dropped, but I didn't like most of the new vampire lore at all. All the shit about clans and everything you learn in Tesham Mutna felt kind of forced, like I was reading some cheeky fanfiction. The part with the Unseen Elder felt like it could have been a beginning of something rather cool, but there wasn't enough of it and that quest was quite underdeveloped compared to the fairy tale counterpart anyway.

I wish they'd put more care and effort into the Orianna/Unseen Elder's path. I didn't give a shit about Syanna, but I would have liked to spend more time with the vampires.

>>148990284
Never encountered anything like that. If youre talking strictly technical issues than I cant really speak for it since I didnt run into anything except for one bug where Roach wouldnt do his quest until I reloaded a save. BaW feels like a true expansion that you can put dozens of hours into. Plus its a great sendoff for Geralts character.

>>148987918
>and it was all set in boring old Velen,
Novigrad. Stop calling the Novigrad hinterland Velen just because they load at the same time.

Fuck I hate Dice Poker.

There I am, second round, down 1, I roll a full house and he's rolled a pair of 2's. Im just sitting here thinking yeah suck my dick suck my diiiiiiick.

Then he re rolls everything but his pair of 2's and gets 5 of a kind.

>>148990810
it's fixed, what do you expect? shit minigame

>>148990881
Wish I had a mod to just auto win it so I don't have to sit here and save scum for half an hour until it finally gives me a win.

I refuse to not finish the quest.

>>148990753
>All the shit about clans and everything you learn in Tesham Mutna felt kind of forced, like I was reading some cheeky fanfiction. The part with the Unseen Elder felt like it could have been a beginning of something rather cool, but there wasn't enough of it
Blood and Wine.txt

Whole story is like this, and most sidequests. Witch of Lynx Crag? Wine Wars? Lady of the Lake?

>>148990780
>Plus its a great sendoff for Geralts character.
It's a terrible sendoff since it's forced as hell and counter to almost everything the rest of the series has ever been about.

>>148990591
>only one is any good
Disagree, and people seemed to argue over which is the best one nonstop

>they had the same structure
No they didnt. HoS was filled with treasure hunt quests that was basically "find key x, loot letter y, loot chest z, quest over". That felt like 90% of the side quests. The Shani side quest was just an extension of Dead Mans Party. Finding Folkert Was the only decent one but even that one was kind of boring. As I said HoS offered nothing of any real interest outside the great story, BaW offered tons. And the quests had more dialoge but they were also longer and there was much more of them. HoS had 22 quests, BaW had around 75.

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what if

hey guys

what if

guys listen

what if we sent off the characters by like

listen seriously

putting stuff into the ending of the main game

like, dialogue and plot and stuff

guys?

guys where are you going?

>>148991016
>Whole story is like this, and most sidequests. Witch of Lynx Crag? Wine Wars? Lady of the Lake?
You're right. It sucks that Roach got more lines than Lady of the Lake and some statue's balls had more focus than the witch. I guess they just really wanted to churn out as many memes as possible.

>>148991438
>and people seemed to argue over which is the best one nonstop
People are idiots and will argue over almost anything.

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So I can't mod the Witcher 3 at all? I downloaded it through steam but Nexus Mod Manager encounters errors when trying to install a mod and if I try to manually install them it says they can't find the right files.

plshelp

>>148991438
Looking at my quest journal HoS had

>five good main quests
>four side quests, one of which was going to a bunch of bandit camps, one was just selling some guy a painting, another one was just talking to the taxman
>1 race
>nine treasure hunts (looting a bunch of chests)

Not really anything substantial. The other three were just part of Open Sesame split into three parts for the heist setup. There are only 20.

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>>148992410
I wish I could and I did see your post, but I genuinely don't know what the problem is. Sorry Anon.

>>148992439
Oh there was also the runewright where you had to drop over 30k to get somewhat decent upgrades, havent done that yet and likely wont.

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>>148992439
>Looking at my quest journal

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In terms of writing:
HoS>Wild Hunt>B&W

In terms of content:
Wild Hunt>B&W>HoS

There you go.

I'm going on vacation to Kovir. What should I bring with me?

>>148993253
And overall

BaW>HoS>Wild Hunt

Though thats kind of unfair considering its a lot harder to maintain quality over 150+ hours than over 15-35 hours.

>>148993365
Yen. :^)

>>148993253
I count the main quest higher than side quests by a lot so while I agree with your first list for the second I'd go Wild Hunt>HoS>B&W. But that's just me.

>>148993365
Buy some cakes for Triss and say hello to Geralt.

>>148993540
>BaW>HoS>Wild Hunt
Absolutely disgusting. What does BaW have that Wild Hunt doesn't offer besides a new color palette and lots of fanservice. The mutatation system, I guess?

>>148993365
Mittens and enough babies to keep the oven warm.

>>148993863
Its better. So is Hearts of Stone. Theure not really an an ecen playing field though since two are expansions and one is an actual base game.

>>148993540
I'd say that it's:

HoS>Wild Hunt>B&W

Mainly because B&W had some quests that were just boring for me (Wine Wars is an example). And while B&W has its moments, it just seems pretty inconsistent in terms of quality.

The only part of WIld Hunt that really bored me was Novigrad and some of its quests. The only things that B&W has going for it are the pretty sceneries and interesting boss fights. Some sidequests are pretty good, some are pretty bland.

>>148993613
She can go without food or wine long enough to make the trek.

>>148994160
>BaW had some quests that bored me
Same for me with HoS regarding everything but the main quests. Everything else was boring. They honestly shouldve saved time and just put out the main quests.

>>148994160
this

>>148993749
Geralt said he was sick of politics and my shitty dinners and my shitty blow jobs and he left two weeks ago.

Best way to get exp after patch 1.23?

>>148995001
Riiiight...if you only said politics or blowjobs, maybe I would have believed you, but everyone knows Triss' dinners are perfect.

>>148987145
kill urself degenerate scum

>>148995368
It tastes like regurgitated zeugl anus

Euphoria is disgusting

One fucking quest just doubled my damage output

>>148995554
That's what my pasta was supposed to taste like. ;_;

>>148995554
Then I guess Geralt loves the taste of a regurgitated zeugl's anus.

What would Yennefer think is she saw what you degenerates write about her on here?

Was Blood and Wine written by the same team as the rest of the game or a different one?

>>148996250
She hangs out with mages. She'd be mildly bemused but nothing more. What do you think Ban Aard alumni are like? You've met Dethmold already.

>>148996409
>Was Blood and Wine written by the same team as the rest of the game or a different one?
Yes, all the main writers worked on it.

>>148996551
>Yes, all the main writers worked on it.
Define "Worked on it"? I'm hearing mixed things in different places. Like, oversight, did bits of the main quest, it's the same exact team that wrote everything? What?

>>148996681
Yes, whys that so surprising?

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>>148993253
why is shani so perfect?

>>148996776
>Yes, whys that so surprising?
Very different tone and lower quality of writing overall?

>>148996681
Same team of people who wrote and worked on the main game also wrote and worked on both expansions. I think there is 5 or 6 of them, Marcin Blacha is the lead.

>>148996986
>very different tone
Agree.

>lower quality of wiriting
Disagree.

Wait, can you let detlaff live?

>>148996994
Must have really hit the wodka.

>>148997121
I disagree with your disagreement. I also disagree that you agree.

>>148997149
Depends on the ending.

>>148997149
You can but you shouldnt.

>>148997239
>>148997436
How? Regardless of whatever choices I made, I gutted him.

>>148997518
Don't get the ribbon.

>>148997749
And let him walk away.

Lamber Lambert, what a prick
I really want to suck his dick
I'd cup his balls, I'd lick his bum
I'd let him fill my throat with cum

>>148996786
She's a down-to-earth, nice, attractive girl. And she just seems like a generally pleasant person to be around.

Shame that her arc ended so abruptly.

>>148998331
writefags should write a fic about vesemir molesting a young lambert :3

>>148998331
not bad

>>148998353
Shani had a character arc?

>>148998569
It took place in about 20 minutes, but yeah.

>>148998353
such good writing

>>148998683
>It took place in about 20 minutes, but yeah.
Could you explain it to me?

>>148998772
Well, she's just a supporting character.

>>148998969
id like to support her vagina with my penis if you know what i mean

>>148996786
This is a woman I would trust with a child.

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>>148999117
I support you in this endeavour, Anon.

>>148999117
i want to get her drunk and let her vomit all over me

FUCK

I just need 300 measly experience points

Help me somebody

>>148999316
idk, can you still get infinite Chort spawns in White Orchard by slaughtering cows?

Sure there's some xp in that if it still works.

>>148999438
Right now Im reduced to going back to monster nests and blowing them up again to get 20 exp a pop but they rarely respawn.

>sitting in my shack, circa 1272 in Velen
>minding my own business, I'm a simple peasant. Having a good PAM PARAM PARAM PAM to myself
>strange blue glow outside
>look out window
>it's a fucking floating, glowing blue fetus
>floats off into the distance
>not long afterwards a man with two swords and grey hear runs past, jumping every so often
>"LOOKS LIKE RAIN"
>it's already raining and has been all day
>"pardon master witcher?" I say
>WINDS HOWLING
>struggle to think of a response, just sit staring at him
>screams PIECE OF FILTH and runs off
>fucking witchers man

Daily reminder that peasants aren't people.

Ciri Ciri, what a shit
I want to rape you in a pit
You got Skjall killed, you stupid bitch
Selling you would make me rich

>>148998969
She wanted to settle down and lead a normal life; she met Geralt and her feeling were reignited. After they fucked, she realized that things would never work out between them and she left Oxenfurt.

>>148999785
kek

>>148999875
Fuck off Stennis

I want to taste Ciri's fresh virgin pussy

>>149000104
Oh right. It went by so fast I had trouble recognizing it as an arc.

>>148998463
No, but I'll write something about how he likes to dress up like a woman and have Keira peg him until his ass bleeds.

>>149000493
It tastes like regurgitated zeugl anus.

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>>149000493
About that...

>>149000493
>virgin

Hahahaha

>>149000493
That's a death sentence, just look what happened to poor Mistle, Hotsporn, Auberon, that old dude who's name I don't recall and Skjall.

>>149000727
No penis has been in her, good enough for me

>>149001034
>No penis has been in her, good enough for me
I don't think we can say that with any certainty.

At what age did Yen give her first blowjob?

>>149001142
Course we can. everyone who tried died before they could.

>>149001034
She probably fucked a bunch of dudes in between the events of the books and games. When she wants to fuck Skjall, she seems like she knows what's she doing.

>>149001257
Same age she lost her virginity. 17 IIRC.

>>149001034
>implying that Galahad didn't insert his knightly penis in her Elder Hole

>>149001359
>When she wants to fuck Skjall,
She wasn't going to fuck Skjall in the stable, guys. At absolute most she might have given him a quick handy.

>>149001423
No, Lancelot rescued him from the peril first.

>>149001423
Galahad is pure! ;_;

>>149001513
>At absolute most she might have given him a quick handy.
Well...I'm not so sure, I'm thinking of a quick fuck, it's not like he would have lasted much anyway.

Ciri was sitting cross-legged on the ground, paying great attention to cards at hand. Geralt tried to teach her some Gwent one lazy afternoon and unfortunately, she didn't seem to understand card games at all. He threw a spy with a backward motion, his superior tactics granting him two additional siege cards. Ciri pouted and threw her deck in the air, then kicked at the match cards and walked off.

Geralt wasn't going to let that one slide. She makes fun of my horse, fine. She insults my beard, fine by me. She drinks all my apple juice? Okay! But disrespecting Gwent? Fuck no.

– Come over here – he barked at her.
– I won't. Your game of chance bores me.
– It's a game of skill, cunt. Come over here.

Ciri approached him exasperated, a her face a mask of shock.

– Did you just call me a cunt?
– I did. You're shit at cards. You insult my superior tactics, call me a lucker. Well guess what, Ciri. You're no longer a kid. I will no longer restrain myself.

Geralt grabbed her by the neck and bent her down, quickly unsheathed his silver sword began smacking ass with the flat of the blade. She shouted in pain for a while, then began moaning. Oh no, thought Geralt. Not again.

– M-more – she begged, some strange obsession in her eyes. Her hands already began unbuttoning her shirt.

The witcher sighed and took off his pants and breeches. Ciri instantly got to his giant mutated cock and began sucking furiously, pulling painfully at his majestic albino bush. Geralt patted her head in a preoccupied manner and thought of Yennefer sucking Triss' tits to make himself hard. His cock instantly hardened, seemingly because of Ciri's tongue covering it with tons of slobber.

She's my daughter, he thought. I have to make her happy, otherwise what kind of a father am I? He thought about Yen playing nude Gwent with Triss, making himself jizz violently. Ciri slurped at his fluorescent semen and let out a muffled gasp of comfort.

It's my duty. My destiny. My daughter.

>>149001678
Still have to get undressed. That girdle look like a bitch.

Seriously though, at most she was going to French him. People that option way too seriously. Presumably because they're self inserting as Skjall.

>>149001726
I want to read more fics about an eager Ciri having sexual intercourse with an apathetic Geralt! :3

>>149001678
She was just teasing him, everyone knows she's a full on lesbo.

>>149002149
Bisexual that prefers men, if not outright straight, tbqh. She never really enjoyed anything she did with Mistle much.

>>149001865
Maybe she also wants to have some fun. It's not just about Skjall, maybe Ciri wanted to have a quick fuck and relax for a bit. I don't see a problem with that.

>>149002282
Well you can headcanon whatever you want. if ur a faggot

>"We don't have much time, but it's enough for you to learn a few things"
>a few things

They weren't going to fuck at all. She probably would have made out with him AT MOST, considering she was referring to him never kissing before, rather than never fucking before.

>>149002394
Next you're gonna tell me Ciri was never raped by unicorns or turned on by a horse.

>>149002467
>not letting the neckbeard die a virgin

>>149002394
>a few things
Like how it feels to stick your dick in a wet pussy.

>considering she was referring to him never kissing before, rather than never fucking before.
We are talking about the witcher here, Ciri is like what, 22-23, she was definitely going to fuck him or at least give him a blowjob.

Skjalls sister was a total hottie.

Shoulda had a scene where Ciri gets it on with her.

>>149002809
>The Wild Hunt will kill you all if I don't leave!
>let me blow you

Yeah, no

>>149002809
>We are talking about the witcher here,
Yeah, where the writing is good. At least before the waifupatch.

>>149002809
>she was definitely going to fuck him or at least give him a blowjob
Yeah no. Skjall was a virgin with a little neckbeard. He wasn't gonna get far.

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>he uses a scoia'tel deck

>>149002935
My Ciri has a neckbeard fetish and fucks him to spite Geralt for taking her from her papa Emhyr

>>149002935
>Yeah, no
If the Wild Hunt didn't attack at that moment, Ciri would definitely do some dirty stuff with Skjall, it's only a question how dirty.

>>149003191
>Find Scoia'tael really cool
>still refuse to use their gwent deck
FOLTEST 2
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hahah im level 69

Lmfaooooo

>>149003286
He'd cream his pants from a peck on the cheek desu

>>149003342
haha lol

i used to be level 14 and now im level 88

>>149003128
>He wasn't gonna get far.
He seemed to be doing pretty well before Wild Hunt attacked, 10 minutes more and Skjall would have become a true neckbeard's hero.

Who the fuck is the witcher Zarmer? He keeps calling the master armorsmith that.

>>149003324
>there are people in this thread right this very second who use anything but foltest 2

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>>149003542
it is anon's dream to get fucked by a super hot girl through nothing more than being incredibly awkward and watching her sleep

>>149003324
>>149003625
what the hell is foltest 2?

clear weather foltest? or siegemaster?

>>149003191
Maybe the deck will be more useful in the standalone.

As it is now, it's not worth using. Neither is Monsters.

Skellige, Northern Realms, and Nilfgaard are all fine though.

>>149003846
Clear weather foltest. Siegemaster is useless.

>draw no clear weather cards
>get fucked

>>149004148
This. Northern Realms also has the best passive ability (drawing a card on a win)

How many sexual partners do you think they had?

male female
Yen 36 2
Triss 31 11
Ciri 3 1
Keira 64 13
Philippa 5 249
Shani 3 0

Dandelion 4 312
Geralt 0 39
Eskel 0 27
Lambert 1 34
Zoltan 0 10

>>149004586
Bit low for Ciri and low on the males Phil. Shani should have way, way more. She fucked Geralt within fifteen minutes of meeting him at the age of 16.

>>149004790
SHANI IS PURE

PPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149004148
Siegemaster is way better.

Clear weather is basically worthless. A commanders horn for your siege row with a deck that's so heavy on siege cards is always useful.

The chance they have more than 1 rain card is slim, and if they do, they're pretty much fucked on strength anyways. And you can always afford to toss a round.

>>149004951
Even Dandelion was shocked at how fast she operates.

>>149004586
>Yen with 2 women
Do you have any in mind? She always struck me as pretty straight though.

>>149004586
>Dandelion 4 312
How many STDs does he have?

Also any numbers for Dethmold?

>>149005112
Not that Anon, I'm sure she's pretty much straight but as old as she is she must have tried it given mage culture. I'm guessing one of the women she experimented with was Rita.

>>149005112
I imagine she experimented in her youth, sorceresses are promiscuous and she was around 70-80 when she met Geralt, so that phase was long behind her. I like to think she and Margarita got it on at one point though.

>>149005476
>sorceresses are promiscuous
Ban Aard is apparently just as bad if not worse if Rita can be believed, though she's likely biased.

>>149004586
yen 85 2
triss 22 4
ciri 4 1
keira 40 15
phillippa 20 250
shani 18 2

dandelion 3 35
geralt 0 40
eskel 0 30
lambert 2 45
zoltan 0 10

theyre massive sluts if you forget that most of them are almost 100
i know for a fact that yen is a serial monogamist according to the books, so she's the only one that isnt complete guesswork

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>I romanced Triss

>>149005247
>Also any numbers for Dethmold?
0.5 (he tried fucking a woman once, but couldn't get it up, she meshed his dick a little and gave up) 174 (96 of those are young boys)

>>149005719
>keira 40 15
Keira is a nympho.

>>149005908
how old is she though?

>>149005769
>I romanced Triss
I did that, in every Witcher game, it was beautiful, I fell in love.

>>149005719
>i know for a fact that yen is a serial monogamist according to the books,
Except on Belleteyn but apparently that's true of most Nordlings? Since just hooking up for a night of meaningless sex is part of the normal rites.

>>149005841
> 174 (96 of those are young boys)
What percentage of the men he fucked were corpses?

>>149005942
She's supposed to be of an age with Triss I believe.

>>149005719
>dandelion less than lambert
dont know how i messed that up

>>149004586
>>149004790
>>149005719
Phillipa is pure you fucking mongoloids, get off my waifu

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>>149006176
Philippa is pure alright. Pure sex incarnate.

>>149005719
>dandelion 3 35
Dandelion is a massive slut, he's around 50 and all he does is sing and fucks whores. He is probably over 500

>keira 40 15
She is among the youngest sorceresses, but she is still around 50, I guess. Considering she is a nympho slut, I would guess 120 guys and 24 girls.

>>149006306
THIS NEVER HAPPENED

I'm glad we all agree Lambert has probably fucked a dude no homo

>>149006629
>THIS NEVER HAPPENED
Philippa couldn't resist Dijkstra's gigantic cock and you know it.

>>149006806
dijkstra literally never even dated her

>>149006964
>never even dated
Oh, I agree...he never dated her...

>>149007149
what are you trying to imply? Dijkstra himself said nothing ever happened between them.

>>149006629
It did.

two years later, Dijkstra was completely under her thrall and the slave became the master

>>149006708
Geralt probably has tried it at one point desu

>>149007242
Read the books. They had lots of meaningless sex, Philippa trying to use it as leverage over Dijkstra. It later became clear this didn't work on him, but when Dijkstra started decided he actually rather liked Philippa and wanted a romantic relationship with her, Philippa turned him down. She apparently respected him enough not to lie to him and just told him she was actually a lesbian.

Aww man imagine Phillipa sucking Dijkstra's cock and her head keeps hitting off his giant hairy stomach and eventually he cums into her empty eye sockets.

>>149007431
>empty eye sockets.


ruined it.

>>149007495
same desu senpai

>>148999238
Oh you

>Radovid and Philippa have the same colored eyes
>tfw Philippa didn't give birth to him, but she's his true mother
it's like pottery

>>149007495
Okay then imagine he forces her to turn into an owl right before he comes and he just gets jizz all over the soft feathers of a snowy white bird.

>>149007674
Radovid is Philippa's failed sonfu.

>>149007718
If Philippa was an owl the way Vivienne was an oriole I would be on that like stink on shit

>>149007718
>jizz all over the soft feathers
I can fap to this.

>>149005719
Yen: 30/2
Triss: 32/4
Ciri: 3/1
Keira: 73/10
Phillippa: 27/71
Shani: 8/0
Rita: 36/5

Dandelion: 3/125
Geralt: 0/32
Eskel: 0/20
Lambert: 1/44
Zoltan: 0/14
Dijkstra: 0/16
Thaler: 0/27
Foltest: 0/12
Emhyr: 0/4

Any ideas on Vilgefortz and Bonhart?

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>>149007753
do you...do you think she was proud of him, on some level? ;_;

>>149007932
After his druidfu, Vilgefortz only ever fucked mutilated and dying women.

>>149004586
But didn't ciri get pimped out by avalach to shitload of elves.
Fucking cunt btw radovid was right if only he left non lodge mages and dwarves alone.

>>149008176
>But didn't ciri get pimped out by avalach to shitload of elves.
Just to their king. This is a selective breeding program, not a brothel. Stupid d'hoine.

>>149007753
Well she is partly to blame for that isn't she.
She was such a bitch against young radovid that he later started a genocide against mages and the like.

>>149008176
>Fucking cunt btw radovid was right if only he left non lodge mages and dwarves alone.
Non-crazy Rad would be Best King.

>only kill the conspirator mages
>reward the others with independent franchises, high service, and accolades, in exchange for fighting Nilfgaard
>end non-human taxes, get dwarven mercs and banks funding you all the way from Mahakam
>seduce disaffected Scoia'tael survivors like Iorveth to tell you all about Nilfgaardian guerrilla tactics and turn the elves against them

>>149002551
He was not so much a neckbeard as he was unlucky to be born on a tiny island where he's most likely related to everyone.

>>149008268
>geralt's daughterfu got ruined by retarded elves

REEEEEEEE

>>149008458
>as he was unlucky to be born on a tiny island where he's most likely related to everyone.
When this happens irl the relatives just fuck each other. None of his cousins thought he was hot. End of story.

>>149008524
She was ruined way before that.

>>149008176
Was just to the king, and he couldn't get it up and died before he got to put it in.

Her vag is literally cursed.

>>149008053
>do you...do you think she was proud of him, on some level?
Maybe, as her eyes were gouged out, and she realized little Rad was all grown up.

>>149008329
>Well she is partly to blame
That's why he's a failed sonfu, sorceresses shouldn't raise children.

>>149008663
>Maybe, as her eyes were gouged out, and she realized little Rad was all grown up.
D'awwww

>That's why he's a failed sonfu, sorceresses shouldn't raise children.
Yennefer was doing ok until everyone died.

>>149008548
What do you mean, wasn't she like 16 or something before avalach took her with him?
I can't believe any writer would have a character have sex at an age younger than that, it sounds pretty controversial even if its for fiction.

>>149008828
>What do you mean, wasn't she like 16 or something before avalach took her with him?
Yes.

>I can't believe any writer would have a character have sex at an age younger than that, it sounds pretty controversial even if its for fiction.
I can't tell if you're joking or not.

>>149008601
This is why she elves are being bred by strong human bulls.

>>149008663
It sounded like she fucked him up on purpose actually.
Radovid said that she was very cruel towards him, that's not the way you should behve against a future king else you'll get sadists like radovid.

>>149007407
books don't count though

>>149008828
In case you're not joking:

She was repeatedly raped by a lesbian bandit at about 14-15, which was before she went to Avallac'h. This is dark but far from unheard of in fiction. Books aren't like TV and video games.

>>149008987
She needed a strong ruler but also needed him to be a puppet. So terrible mindgames that make him specifically terrified of her are probably the order of the day.

>>149009038
>books don't count though
Weird how all those references and connections happen then. Almost like it was a sequel or somethin.

>>149009080
Its as if the whole series is about the fucked up lives of a few individuals I can't think of any main character which had atleast an ok life.

>>149009276
I don't remember Milvas life being so bad.

It was actually pretty great aside from the death bit.

>>149009276
All three main characters are also atheists from broken homes with a history of suicidal ideation.

>>149009276
That's one of the reasons it's so good.

>>149009203
The games are separate from the books and operate under the assumption that the books never happened.

That's why Geralt x Triss is a thing.

>>149004536
yeah

but the Nilfgaard ability to draw a card from the opponent discard pile is disgustingly good.

Basically, every spy you get in your opening hand is worth 2, and you deny the opponent a spy from medics.

>>149009541
>The games are separate from the books and operate under the assumption that the books never happened.
You're an idiot.

>>149009541
It isnt outside of your fanfiction

>ywn sniff Ciri's asshole

I am not pc savvy, would this run w3 ultra?
https://www.amazon.com/AMD-Gaming-Computer-4-0GHz-Desktop/dp/B01HNVHV3M/ref=sr_1_19?s=pc&ie=UTF8&qid=1468976876&sr=1-19&keywords=gaming+pc

>>149010007
Yes, should run it decently though not fantastically.

I understand that I have no idea what's going on in your life, but for future reference becoming the minimum amount of PC savvy to assemble your own computer only takes a bit of free time and will save you money in the long run. But of course that depends on your priorities.

>>149009942
I never understood people who want to do things like this.

>>149009541
No, games are non-canon sequel to books and Geralt simply falls in love with Triss due to the circumstances involving his amnesia.

>>149010186
>Yes
Oops, missed the Ultra part. Probably not if you want high FPS.

>>149010186
I have enough in my savings but wanted to use it for traveling, but I wanted a good pc that can run it but wont make me cry too much after spending on it.

>>149010292
No, this is a make your own Geralt RPG, the books never happened. He is whatever you want him to be.

>>149010279
Fetishes cannot be explained, only possessed

>>149010407
That should work for you then.

>>149010545
This is objectively wrong, they reference the books all the time and the story only makes sense in any way if the books happened.

> Whatever you want him to be
How come MY GERALT doesn't run Salamandra then?

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>>149010640
thanks>>149010640
>That should work for you then.

>>149010545
I want him to be forever happy in Kovir with his wife Triss, but that doesn't change the fact he loved Yen for 20 something years before that.

>>149010640
>they reference the books all the time

incorrectly. It's like a made up version of book events more than half the time.

They also change book events.

Ergo, books never happened.

post sad geralt

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so should I sell all this jewelry or keep it for disassembling?

>>149011146
>incorrectly. It's like a made up version of book events more than half the time.
You haven't actually read them have you?

>They also change book events.

>Ergo, books never happened.
This is...what...but...

That's not how logic works, Anon

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>>149011296
yeah there's no reason not to eat those, surely nothing can go wrong

Games are not canon to the books

Books are canon to the games save where directly contradicted by them

Why is this shit so hard to understand?

>>149011296
sell it all to someone who will give at least half value for them.

>>149011381
>Long into the evening, as water lapped against the boat's side. Triss told him forgotten stories of his Unexpected Child and his toxic relationship with the sorceress named Yennefer. Stories of a life stolen from him.

Literally made up.

The games are literally Trissfag fan fiction that rewrites the books.

>>149012017
Damn I was just fucking around, didn't think it would kill the thread.

Why does everyone use grandmaster ursine gear over other armors?

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Are they gonna make another witcher game?

>>149013704
Because it looks good.

Otherwise there's really no reason unless you're using some kind of adrenaline build.

>>149014630
Does a gwent standalone count?

If not then no.

>>149013704
because 99% DR

>>149014716
>adrenaline build
for what reason?
>>149014847
I thought they were gonna make more games, just not centred around geralt

>>149015340
>for what reason?

Usually they are based around Rage Management, so they use adrenaline to cast signs.

>>149015595
but the only useful abilities are igni (armor melt) and quen unless you're fighting spectres

I decided to triple up on decoctions so I can get the most out of Euphoria.

1st one is Water Hag Decoction.
2nd, Ekimmara Decoction.

I can't think of a third one that would be useful though, any ideas?

>>149016087
Forktail.

What's the best option for Temeria's ending?

>>148987896
Anna and Syanna

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>no more adventures with Geralt

>>149017805
Don't worry, now that Geralt is out of the picture Ciri will have plenty of adventures with papa Emhyr.

>>149017805
>implying that that's a bad thing

That said, I kinda want another book centered around short-stories. Those were pretty comfy.

Given the map in the game shouldn't we see Blaviken at/near the top?

>>149008053
I will always be saying this; she's one of my favorite characters of the games. a total badass

>>149011676
WHO? WHERE? Gods be damned I've tried so many and asked a few threads

I literally take 0 damage on death march with ursine gear and protective coating

I let a bruxa wail on my ass for hours and my HP did not move

god damn it this game is easy to break

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>>148986980
The time has come, it ends now.

>>149021032
>memerim in 2016
why

>>149021727
Played Witcher twice, read the books. Not ready to let go.

>>149018710
Usually a smith. Some of them will give good prices, some wont like the ones at crows perch. ones at kaer trolde werent bad iirc.

The runewright also tends to pay pretty well for them.

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Anyone else notice that the road textures "Separate" from the actual road in places? I can't seem to fix it.

>>149013419
Don't pretend to be a retard. There's enough actual retards in the fanbase now that it causes more harm than good.

How is this general still alive

>>149013753
>Triss confirmed for having never heard cicadas

>>149014630
Eventually, far in the future, yes.

>>149016087
anything that increases damage done per hit

>>149017147
>What's the best option for Temeria's ending?
For Temeria? Nilfgaard. For the North as a whole? Dijkstra. Not that any of the endings are really happy in a political sense.

>>149017805
Good. I'm bored of Geralt by now. Bring me the Ciri game. Or spinoffs with characters that are nothing resembling witchers. Being a mage would be fun.

>>149021032
>ending by turning one of the best characters into a waifu
why?

>you can put runes in Aerondight with HoS

oh lordy, time to snipe monsters with 35k damage rend

>>149023517
The plan was to kill her.

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>>149024183
Well she's dead inside now.

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>mfw multiple Archespores on death march

FUCKING FANTASY ACID PLANT-TURRETS

I miss TW1, where you could just cheese them with Igni

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Let the whispering whillock live or die? Trying to do a run where I think Geralt would choose base on books. Can't decide.

>>149024878
Geralt does so little monster hunting in the books that it's hard to say.

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>>149024970
I feel bad for the Baron. I killed the whillock in my first run but I think book Geralt might choose to save children than give a shit about the Baron. Can't say since I barely bought the last wish and only go off what some online say about his neutral personality in the books.

>>149025156
the hillock has no direct relation to the Baron, at least not one Geralt would be able to predict.

The hillock is cut of the same cloth as the Crones, and I think that alone is reason enough for Geralt to destroy it.

>>149024878
I think he'd err on the side of MUH CHILDREN and really dislike working with the Crones so would take the risk, but it's very arguable as you say. It's one of the best done decisions in the series, in that even if you stay totally in character, you can't be sure what Geralt would do.

>>149025156
I feel bad for the Baron too, but he made his choices and let's face it, he's done some very terrible things.

>>149025256
>the hillock has no direct relation to the Baron, at least not one Geralt would be able to predict.
This too.

>The hillock is cut of the same cloth as the Crones, and I think that alone is reason enough for Geralt to destroy it.
Ah but Geralt is also familiar with good and evil specimens of the same species, and propaganda and misinformation.

Reminder that the following is canon:

Yennefer and Geralt are dead and resting in peace on Avalon.
Ciri is happily a witcher and presumably begins a relationship with Galahad.

Reminder that you've all been playing fan-fiction for the last 10 years.

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>>149025256
I know but even he says #notallmonsters. I AM SO CONFUSED. I am literally at the make a choice as I type this.

>>149025530
>and propaganda and misinformation.

enough to know the Hillock is obviously not completely trustworthy.

>>149025549
>Ciri is happily a witcher and presumably begins a relationship with Galahad.

>Ciri
>Happy
>Ciri
>Relationship

Girl's a timebomb. Literally, sometimes.

>Reminder that you've all been playing fan-fiction for the last 10 years.
Most of it's really good though.

>>149025659
>enough to know the Hillock is obviously not completely trustworthy.
And enough to know that the book that turns everyone on the internet against the Hillock isn't either.

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Fuck it lets have a game then. Not many posts coming in so next dubs chooses whether I kill or save the Hillock. If not give me a solid reason for eother.

>>149026291
My vote: Save the Hillock, save the chillun

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>>149026291
>Ciri's sword by the cauldron

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IT'S 1264 ALREADY

>>149026729
oh shit I didn't notice.

So the Ladies are basically Goddesses now and Ciri is dead ;_;

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>>149026772
wrong fucking image god damn it cdproject

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>>149026404
Eh no one is going for it. Saving the chilluns. They have no control over how degenerate the Baron and his family are.

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>>149027192
You did right. Enjoy Abyssal Roach

>>149026859
Nah, that sword is just a replica, they're actually fans of Ciri. There are Ciri posters and fanfics everywhere in their private rooms in their cave

>>149028053
They use their magic to force Ciri to act out each and every one, too.

>>149026291
I don't think /vg/ has dubs.

Is Nilfgaard supposed to be Nazi Germany?

>>149029146
french nazi germany

>>149029146
French-Dutch-German-Roman-Russian-Ottoman-Welsh Empire

So no.

I want to watch Yennefer tickle Ciri's anus with her nose

>>149026291
Save the children, let anna go waterhag, let the baron hang.

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

>>149029175
but nilfgaard didn't surrender

>>149029146
More Holy Roman Empire, but nice try.

>>149030678
One of the earlier versions though. Not the completely decentralized mess it became.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V4tYZHNUY8

this track makes me feel so melancholy

The first few hours in White Orchard are so fucking comfy, and considering how long a playthrough is it really feels like it was a long ass time since you've been there when you finish the game

>>149030098
the life of the baron is more important than some orphans

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Please help.

Is there any way you can spare Detlaff. Google is giving me nothing worthwhile. Also, OP's pic is disgusting blasphemy and makes me want to vomit.

>>149032504
why would you want to spare that petulant bratt?

>>149032116
I cry erry tiem

>>149032238
Why? He's a wretched man of no consequence to anyone but his tortured family.

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>tfw sparing the Woodland Spirit in Skellige

>>149032116
yeah the game starts off good then it has some bumps then eventually crashes into a vulcano

>>149032761
It's pretty obvious he's redeemed himself at the end of his quest line, and him committing suicide would only throw his domain into disorder.

>>149032761
His wife was a shit eating cuck enabler, she deserved everything that happened to her.

The Baron did nothing wrong.

>>149032878
>tfw this game would have actually been better if the entire third act was cut and the Kaer Morhen battle was the climax

>>149033247
>>149032878
I don't think the final act is that bad, just a bit rushed.

>>149032689
Because he was betrayed by a filthy Black Sun slut, as was Geralt at now TWO points. Who can blame him?

>>149033402
I don't think the third act was bad, just that it was mediocre and the game would have been better if the third act didn't exist.

>>149032878
Hey /v/!

:3

>>149032857
a shameful witcher

>>149032909
>It's pretty obvious he's redeemed himself at the end of his quest line,
By realizing he's a dick and prolonging his wife's suffering on the vain hope that she can be fixed?

>and him committing suicide would only throw his domain into disorder.
It was in disorder while he was alive. Everyone was starving because his men took all the food for Nilfgaard's Army Group Center. They rape and pillage at will. Yeah, his sergeant tries to squeeze more blood from the corpse, but it can hardly get any worse.

>>149033078
One day you'll get a date, no need to be so bitter.

>>149034103
literally never browsed that board

good job

>>149033247
>>tfw this game would have actually been better if the entire third act was cut and the Kaer Morhen battle was the climax
Nah, you just say taht because the Kaer Morhen Battle was the last place it had the same level of quality as the first parts of the game. It would feel incredibly abrupt and unsatisfying if it ended there. The game needs more content in the finale, not less.

>>149033402
This.

>>149033475
>waaaah my girlfriend dumped me
>let me just nuke this city

>>149034281
Sure, but I think youre looking for it, right? Youre on the wrong board m8, this is /vg/

Here Ill help you: >>>/v/

>>149034452
>>>/reddit/

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How did he go from this

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>>149034550
to this

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To this

>>149034550
>>149034684
Two years of increasing stress, hate and insanity. Mommy issues destroys your organism.

>>149034759
A fantastic surgeon.

So how much of an armor increase is meaningful? I've been passing on armor within +10-15 points of my current set due to resistances/bonuses, but is there a break point in terms of percentage gain where raw armor outpaces said resistances?

>>149035954
Anything 40+ or more

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Am I crazy or is aerondeight or whatever that fucking sword is called nearly impossible to stack? 11 fucking hits in a row to increase its damage by ONE, a gorillion times over just to fully stack it.

>>149036463
Become superior

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Damn this lass is fine as fuck. I like how different cdpr makes their characters where even literally who npcs look important.

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Anyone have this happen for them? I reloaded the game/rebooted it and it's still there. It can't be my GPU frying because it isn't even above 70 degrees.

>>149037012
>fanart of random gingerfu
YES

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>>149037012

>>149026291
isnt hillock the spirit of the mother of the crones that refuses to leave her domains? it says on a book that the crones had to kill her mother and take the power bc she went full retard and was destroying velen

>>149037564
Anyone take into account that the book might have been written by someone who sees the crones as ''the ladies'' and not evil?

Will my i5 6500 & 1070 run Witcher 3 at 1080p/60 ultra?