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> News
- The final Splatfest, Callie vs Marie, has been announced for all regions, starting July 22 at 2:00 am. PT and lasting until July 24, 2:00 am. PT.
- Watch the Squid Sisters' latest live performance at Japan Expo here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt5cnCywVrI
- From July 30-31, the tournament Squid Storm will be held in Chicago, and will be streamed! Check out the details here: https://smash.gg/tournament/squidstorm-2016/details
- The Squid Sisters' new album, Live in Makuhari, has been released! See the tracklist here: http://nintendoeverything.com/splatoon-live-in-makuhari-cd-full-tracklist/
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Good job, no cancerous Discord in OP.
>>148903329
10/10
>>148903534
Why does it matter? You don't have to click on it.
>>148903618
It takes discussion away from the threads and encourages circlejerking and shitposting from the Discord people.
Teeny tiny suction cups!
Goodnight /ink/
>>148903534
It was more because all the news was gone and 'editions' are stupid
Also why is there arts of Callie killing Octolings but not of Marie killing Octolings its not fair
>>148903725
Barely, the last thread was the same as any other thread. And it's also a good resource for any other new comers into the general that want to play with others.
>>148903725
You still don't have to click on it they will probably post their link anyway
>>148903861
Last thread didn't have a Discord link either. Stop trying to force it in the OP. We never needed it when the thread moved lightning fast, and we certainly don't need it now.
>it's also a good resource for any other new comers into the general that want to play with others
No.
how fast will this thread get deleted.
>>148903757
That actually looks pretty solid, good work
>>148903776
>'editions' are stupid
this
>Marie killing Octolings
I think it is related with thier respective weapons, who do you think is going to get more execution pics, the melee user (roller) or the stealthy sniper?
>>148903997
I'm not. I'm just not sure why your so opposed to having a simple link in the OP that no one even pays attention to. Except for people who actively hate the discord. Don't you want people to play with others in Splatoon?
>its a "Discord is bad. No, discord is good" episode
just post the link and if you dont care ignore it, if you care use it and shut up, we dont need to make drama of this again
>>148904402
Then what was the point of making a new thread when there was another one that already existed?
>>148904216
We don't need a discord to """""play the game"""".
Does anybody want to Squad in about an hour?
>>148904509
Sure in about 10 minutes. NNID?
>>148903329
Hnnng Marie's cute and soft and small and underrated tentacles.
>>148904498
im not OP so I dont know, I was going to roll with the other one if necessary
>>148904619
I won't be ready for quite a while longer than that, but go and add 'Twhynot' if you like.
Threadly reminder that waifuposting is not allowed.
>>148904839
I already have you added. I hope we can find a fourth...I hope the callie fag can join
>>148905048
Don't use the word fag. It's offensive.
>>148905186
I know you're joking but on 4chan 'fag' has become a suffix.
>>148905186
I'm just speaking the truth
call me truthfag
Welp, done with rhythm heaven
Thumb is tired... too many "ok's"
Might as well work on my drawing cause...
I actually never done anything to it
But after I look for my Squid hat
>>148905315
>>148905398
We may be on 4chan, but we don't have to be 4channers. We are /ink/
>>148904170
Chargers subs replaced with pistol sidearms when? Or a knife?
>>148905574
if you say so, dude
>>148905532
Is that game any good?
>>148904685
More art of Marie unsure how to react as her tentacles are admired pls.
>>148905762
Awww. Please.
>>148905737
I say it's pretty good, it's frustrating sometimes when you cant get the right Rhythm but they let you pass by with a small price.
You should try the demo first though, and it's $30 if you havent found out.
>>148906238
Eh, I'll check it out. I've heard good things about it.
>>148905594
I want a Charger that has an Inkbrush attachment to the other side so you can flip it around and either snipe or brushie people
>>148905048
i will be available to squad! i am very excited to finally be able to be in a group of four. haven't done it in a while.
>>148902734
>>148904954
is some guy trying to launch a hate campaign against me now
>>148903329
>From July 30-31, the tournament Squid Storm will be held in Chicago, and will be streamed! Check out the details here: https://smash.gg/tournament/squidstorm-2016/details
fuck off
>>148907884
Don't worry, translatoranon. We will never hate you for your such a great content creator!
>>148907884
Probably the same person ranting that there's no game discussion instead of actually discussing the game.
>>148907884
>is some guy trying to launch a hate campaign against me now
I have a feeling they're making an attack on all of /ink/, not just its artists or its users.
>>148908210
considering it was big enough to get promoted by the official tumblr, i think it's worth mentioning
>>148908210
No you fuck off. This is completely fine. The discord however is cancer.
>>148908351
you're right because at least here there's game discussion
oh wait you faggots can't even discuss the game
Did that anon that was talking about getting IDs for this thread ever mention anything about it again? What did the mods say about it? I'd love to see it.
>>148908440
You're right, I guess we can't. You'd better go not discuss games somewhere else then.
>>148908561
I sent moot an email about it and he told me to fuck off.
>>148908440
That's because there's literally nothing to discuss about the game. Everything has been done to death. It's best to just post your favorite idol.
>>148908219
thanks anon even if you're joking
>>148908308
they're posting specifically my posts, though
I love Woomy!
>>148908769
try chink moot
eta on the squad?
>>148909892
this will be the cast of the squid sisters after this splatfest
>>148909892
i'm sorry, but... those bodies look kind of gross
those hips look nasty, and that butt doesn't even look nice
which is a shame, because the artist has a nice style, and we need more bunny squid sisters
>>148910352
stop
>>148910352
>implying Callie won't be run out of town after the trouncing she's going to get worldwide
>>148910550
what are you GAY?
>>148908952
>That's because there's literally nothing to discuss about the game. Everything has been done to death
It's at this time when it's natural to just talk about another favourite game in their general. Instead of hanging around here bumping this thread out of a need for a general to NOT DIE.
>>148910781
>other favorite game
but anon... I don't know what else to play ;_;
How do you make your account un-private?
>>148910550
Spot the fag.
>>148910550
Those hips are too bony.
>>148911860
If fags know proper anatomy, then go fags.
>>148910701
>>148911860
are... bumpy hips considered attractive?
i haven't been on /ink/ for quite some time
is it better or worse
actually i don't care, because it's the only home i know anymore
most days i just feel like killing myself
probably would have done it already if it weren't for sploon
it's basically the only thing that keeps my mind off of how fucking horrible this world has become
>>148912363
Ow the edge
>>148912363
I didn't sign up for these feels. I just want to be a kid and a squid
FUCK
THE
ZINK
SPLATLING
CUNTS
still waiting on the squad...
>>148912363
iktf
well, probably not the "sploon saved my life" part
>>148912223
That's way worse.
>>148912706
People still use the Zink Mini? I legit can't remember the last time I fought with or against a Zink user. Come to think of it, I haven't seen any of the minis recently.
>>148912985
I was using it today.
It's fun.
>>148912927
Not them but /ink/ talked me out of suicide once.
>>148912539
yeah i know, i really don't like being "that guy"
but i'm just in a real fuckin bad spot in my life right now
and the rest of the world just seems to be falling apart so quickly
i feel like a foreigner in my own country now
sploon's good at making me feel a bit better though
something about the colors, or the music, or something, i don't know
I gave a retarded kid some tips and now he's S+
>>148913080
Weird. All I see Splatling-wise is the Remix and Custom Hydra. It's like all the other Splatlings have disappeared.
>>148913080
Do me a solid and DIE IN A FIRE
>>148912954
sorry you feel that way, but it was the first picture i thought of when i wanted a squid sister picture with nice hips
>>148913228
hope you feel better, anon
remember that /ink/ should not be considered an exception to a world without happiness - rather, it should be evidence that such positivity still exists.
Okay, let's get that Squad going. Someone else will have to make it though since I've no idea how to make my account un-private.
>>148913630
open your friends list, press minus, open settings, change privacy
i read that's how you change it, hope it works
>>148912223
>tumblr
Yep. Fag confirmed.
>>148913565
They're not hard to find. In my opinion the Squid Sisters have some of the nicest hips of any video game character.
>>148913915
Oh of course, the friends list. I was looking under system settings and NNID settings, fuck, thanks anon.
>>148914217
no problem, i'll get on now
you're hosting, right?
>>148914284
Sure thing.
How many people want to/are able to play? Twin? Quad?
>>148914217
let me know when it's up, anon. I got a new router. let's hope that my Wii U connection issues were because of my old shitty router, and not because my Wii U's WiFi card is fried or something.
>>148914346
well, there seem to be there of us on right now. if there isn't a fourth, you two can just twin
>>148914346
i hope we can quad, one guy always gets left out
>>148914558
>>148914786
It's just that not all of us are S Rank, and a Tri-Squad is effectively suicide.
Seriously that's what it tells you when you go to start one.
>>148914786
>>148914973
twin
now
I'm probably shit now anyway, since I probably haven't played ranked in over a monthnot that I was ever great to begin with
>>148914973
in that case, anyone else want to squad with us?
>>148915257
i feel bad, you never get to squad with us and give up your spot ;-;
i can let you guys squad too, you know...
Okay, Twin is up. Hopefully a fourth Squid will join soon.
Two Dynamos and a Luna; never had a chance.
>arowana
>carbon
ive made a mistake
We just got the same teammates again, dead game, huh?
>>148915923
twin squads have always been like that.
>5 kill streak securing us the splatzone
>we still lose
suffering
>>148916321
You kicked severe ass there.
>clantags
this turf rotation sucks
>>148916614
Ranked isn't great either.
POOR LITTLE WHITE GUYS
I think you have the right idea with the SSP.
Try equipping something with Tenacity, you'll get Inkstrikes crazy quick.
i just don't get how to play against gals
>>148917546
aren't you using a sspro
just stay the fuck away from those faggots and shoot them up
use bombs to take down their walls
>Finally win
>All of our opponents are A-
O-oh
we did it!!!
>>148917661
That sounds like it works on a linear playing field, but it's a very different story on Arowana bloody Mall.
>>148918142
I guess I can't relate since I fucking love mall
>wanpanman
>>148918462
Bark Bread Boy
Mother FUCK
i want to die
Any other Squids still around? We'd like to do a Quad Squad.
DAMN NICE
>>148919389
>6-0
You're making her proud.
The Squid Sisters better be playable in Smash 5
admittedly less nice
Lunas with Gasmasks trigger me.
>>148919389
I will join if we are 4
>11-10
>ELEVEN-Ten
Proud
id like to take a break after this one. gotta recharge my gamepad.
>>148920712
plug it in and play you nerd
>>148919389
I'm already in bed
>>148920495
sorry
>>148920859
>tfw never actually tested if it reached far enough because didn't think it would
never mind we are good to GO
>>148920712
I might finish up here anyway, I gotta get some daytime stuff done. Great games once again.
>>148921074
oh, i see. that's fine. good games!
>>148920495
wanna twin with me?
>>148921205
yeah why not
ID please
>>148921594
i don't really like giving it outactually considering making a new account just to change it
what's yours?
>>148921731
are you the one with horsefucker shit in your nnid
>>148921807
no?
>>148921731
>i don't really like giving it out
I never got that but sureSendarumtell me if we are already friends or if i need to add you
>>148921898
sent
>>148922062
accepted and the lobby is up
>>148921731
Starting a new account is great, it's so refreshing to get to fight barebones squibs again. I'd seriously recommend it.
>>148922216
it's fun for about twenty minutes. the rest is a very long, very boring grind until you hit s+...
>>148921807
>being this much of an uncultured swine
>>148923247
did i make you upset
>>148923293
No, you're just shouting your ignorance rather than reading what has already been explained.
>sometimes die with no kills
>sometimes die with 3 kills
im ok with this
>>148923409
you sound like a pretentious cunt
>2 dynamos and a carbon
SPLATOON HELL
>>148923409
What the hell are you talking about?
>>148923663
>dynamos still kill you with one swing
this shit wasnt patched??
>>148921807
>>148923247
>>148923293
>>148923409
>>148923462
Fuck are you talking about
>>148923918
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086066/
>>148923837
My bigger problem is that they cover so much damn ground. Who thought a Roller with twice the range and spread of normal was an okay thing to do?
i think that'll be it for today
good games!
>>148924327
gg it was fun
>we have confirmed proof Thatsso is a complete fag
>we still havent outcasted him
why
callie's cuteness is potentially dangerous in large doses
why do people break the rules
>>148926758
Live life on the edge!
>>148913228
>>148912363
>>148912363
Annie is a clinically depressed suicidal that relies on the generosity of her customers and Marie's fist to get through day by day
Headcanon accepted
>>148927713
>and Marie's fist
lewd
>>148927834
STOP
>>148927834
Marie's fist
>>148927713
>>148927713
I want to help Annie find her puss puss so she can feel better
>>148928757
but annie doesnt have a puss puss
>>148928757
It's ironic because there's a puss sleeping on a pedestal just outside her shop.
Do we finally have enough players for a quad squad? Id like to see if we can take on the old fallen /ink/ I've heard so much about in the discord. Do you think we could take them?
>>148929518
Fuck no, I played with Tim a while ago. He's very good at this game. He'd probably beat any 'Thread mains' solo.
>>148929518
discord fags being any better than /ink/ natives is a big fuckin meme, literally invented by the discord fags themselves to make their sekkkret circlejerkkk seem hip and epic and cool and elite
callie is yokai cat cunt
>>148930439
who's yokai
is that the guy who got his stick stolen at the sfv finals
have you prostrated yourself before callie today, /ink/?
>>148926445
Callie is dangerous in any quantity, she's a dormant force of nature.
>>148931074
Fuck no I'm not gonna put stuff in my butt for no imaginary girl
My prostate is none of your business
>>148931074
if by that you're asking if I want Callie to massage my prostate, then yes
>win every match on Triggerfish
>lose every match on Hammerhead
I just can't figure out Bridge
>>148932028
bridge can be confusing time to time dont know exactly why
>>148931129
I want this picture but with Marie instead of Callie and my stomach instead of the wall
>>148932028
Literally all you need is Opening Gambit with as much Run Speed mains and subs as you can get your hands on.
Go fast.
>box came in the mail today
>100 or so 6 inch green glowsticks in it
Oh right, a week or so ago I got caught up in Splatoon but quickly forgotten about my .. loyalty? patriotism? hype?
oh well
>Search all over town for Squid Sisters Amiibo
>Sold out absolutely everywhere
>No twin packs, no singles, nothing
>Finally found one twin pack in storage
>It was somebody elses preorder that they failed to pick up
These girls are more popular than I realized.
Note to self: preorder shit next time.
>>148933664
And of course, only once I walk out the store with them do I realize the quality on these is total shit. Wonderful.
>>148933664
>walk into best buy
>pick up preorder
>leave best buy
you may have indeed made a mistake
>>148933909
Nah they still sold me them in the end.
>>148933664
>walked into gamestop 11 or so days ago
>squid sister amiibos stacked up
>lots of alt color 3packs just laying around
I dunno man, no preorder, just walked in and paid
>>148933970
but you made the process so much more arduous for yourself
people knock preordering but it really can be a godsend
>>148934049
If I had my way I'd prefer to have inspected them before buying, because they have several flaws in the paint and soforth. You can't do that at all if you preforder.
>>148934237
depends
I preordered my pack and when I picked it up I could changed my pack because they had some paint flaws
>>148934589
Callie has a silver dot from her earrings on her ear, there's a small bump beneath her upper lip, and the corner of her mouth looks off-shape.
Marie looks fine but that's not important, PERFECT SQUID IS IMPERFECT
goodnight callie
i love you
>>148934859
both sisters are in perfect condition here
but for some reason Maries face looks odd, dont know why
>>148936529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMf22gLlD5Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBC2XoGz3hY
>>148936903
These are really good, but you realize just how shit the dance correography is
>>148937567
Wrong hole Marie.
>>148937313
their dance is based on real idol choreography, of course it is shit
>>148936529
>>148937017
>>148937456
>>148937567
>>148937687
>>148937793
well it was a while since we have this kind of pics in this thread
>>148937839
I've seen Japanese idols dance, this is not that at all
Those have at least have some kind of form or flow to their movements
This is like they gave some kids too much cordial, told them to dance like spastics, and motion captured them
>>148936903
All these oob night shots just make me want a single player stealth campaign even more.
>>148940272
that would be great
to bad all the campaign is underground and not actually at night
>>148940571
>squid
the ones that left their main power source unprotected??
>octo
they couldnt stop a kid from invading, and Im pretty sure they are going to end up on some kind of reservationsbut having to listen to Octavios tunes all day would be cool
Marie's single is sexier than Callie's. Good for making squibs to.
>>148941254
Callies one is vibrant and exciting, Maries one is elegant and relaxing
both are great for different reasons
last splatfest art;_;
>>148944165
>>148944165
>>148944265
i was clinging onto the idea this was a some sort of publicity stunt;_;
>>148944484
i-i guess it really is finally over, anon. ;_;
>>148944165
whERE IS SHE GOING
>>148947113
Back into their studio prison obviously.
>>148944265
Why is Marie always shown to have boobs
>>148944265
>Marie taking her shoes off after a long trip
tia killed the discord
tia killed /ink/
I want to compete with Marie on who can say the lewdest thing to get Callie wet
The defense up meta lives
How's this, /ink/?
>>148955971
>disrubbler
back to squidboards
>cheating in a kid's game
shame on you
it's warm as shit here, and i was thinking about splatoon, which lead me to a somewhat disturbing thought
is the ink... body temperature? i figured it'd be lukewarm or cool, but it comes from inside them. it's making me uncomfortable in the same way a warm public toilet would
>>148956119
Room temperature, if inklings are still cold blooded. On the other hand, it's difficult for cold blooded animals to be that energetic, so they might have changed.
Also fuck this weather.
>>148948708
Because Marie has boobs?
>>148952865
Holdinghands
Withthe lights on
>>148956108
What cheating only the shoes are off brand and I worked hard on those
>>148956119
getting inked feels like being pissed on
>>148956304
I don't think they'd be 'blooded' at all since they're made up of reformed ink, unless the humanoid form also automatically assumes circulatory systems alongside their organs.
Either way I can only remember Callie and Marie complaining about the heat in Kelp Dome and such, never the cold. So have fun cuddling your permanently chilled, slimy frosty waifu.
>>148956832
>>148956834
Ignore the retard, I take pride in planning out on and off brand rolls. They are not hard to do.
If you want my opinion the only downside is that SCU main, and while the jacket looks great it's a really subpar ability. But if full investment is what counts, that isone of the best sets I've seen. Your Inkling looks like a Ferrari. I would love to try out that set with other weapons.
>>148957461
So more Special Saver, SDU or Sub Saver
>>148957740
Personally I would replace the jacket with some Run Speed since I'm told that pairs great with the Tri-Slosher, but I actually wouldn't bother when the clothing combo is that fresh. You might as well stick with the SCU, just for maximum Special spam.
>>148958009
I heard none of the Sloshers benefit from Run Speed
>>148952865Maximum Special Duration Bomb Rushes
>>148958125
I heard somebody say they help you keep up with your enemy while Sloshing, but I've never actually tried it. I don't generally do Sloshers.
>>148957210
They'd warm up fast enough. Presumably they can't sweat though, so they'd have to pant like dogs if they get too hot.
>>148959336
/ink/ is dead
Discord is dead
Splatoon is dead
One day you'll be dead
>>148959434
Do you think that this general would've been better off if the game was released on a more popular platform?
>>148959741
Nope. Splatoon would've been a very different game and this thread would have a very different culture. /ink/ as it was/is could only exist because of Nintendo and Wii U's peculiarities
>>148959741
This whole game would've gone through the roof. It made the failed Wii U a blockbuster by itself. Imagine how it would've sold if it was released on the Xbox or pS4 as well.
Though... it would probably suck shit without motion controls.
>>148959741
no, this shithole would still be 24/7 image posting and all game discussing/squadding shunned
>>148960050
Good shitpost mate, quality quality shit
>>148960005
the ds3/ds4 have gyros don't they? can't remember how many games used them though
>>148960050
I'm surprised how reluctant /ink/ is to squad these days
>>148960147
The 3DS struggles to run Smash Bros, it would suffer with Splatoon.
Also it wouldn't work the same since you would be moving the screen along with your hands.
>>148960179
We had some today, but couldn't get more than Twin Squads. Let's try and fill some up tomorrow.
>>148960143
>telling the truth is shitposting
>>148960576
Nobody shuns Squads or game discussion.
>>148960441
Why not today?
>>148960147
He was talking about the dual shock 4, i.e., the controller of the PlayStation 4. I also misread it at first.
>>148960441
I can't keep with the American times. We need more Oceania squids.
An amazing RM rotation had me gnashing my teeth in solo queue as I played great but lost in overtime repeatedly or whilst respawning my team did nothing to move it forward or stop it's progress. When I came on /ink/ asking for squads everyone was going to bed or something
>>148960664
squads fill up so slowly that 70% go twin or dissolve before they even begin. As for game discussion it's there but it's drowned out by waifu posting and image spam because they're the easiest way to bump a thread
>>148960686
It's the middle of the night for me already.
>>148960809
Name when you're available, I could probably find time to play with you.
>>148960994
How is 'image spam' a problem? How is bumping a thread a problem?
That's it...I'm marrying Marie! After she wins the very last Splatfest, I'm gonna propose to her!
>>148961253
Congratulations Callie
>>148961154
When the thread is all image bumps, it becomes an art thread.
>>148961049
The issue is more that I can't drop in and find 3 squids. pre-arranging squads I could probably squad every day for hours but I want to go back to the good old day of impromptu squads where we memed and didn't give a shit because rank wasn't at stake
>>148961154
Read my post again. I said they're easy ways not bad ways
>>148960994
That's not shunning
>>148961397
How is that a problem? What's wrong with posting images on an imageboard? There aren't even many images in this very thread.
That's it...I'm marrying Callie! After she wins the very last Splatfest, I'm gonna propose to her!
>>148961803
Congratulations Marie
>>148961378
>>148961857
Well this should be awkward.
>>148961598
Because this is a video game board. Talk about video games.
>in this thread
That's because they all got deleted. And if you look at /ink/'s history there are several times where the image limit was reached and new threads were made to accommodate image posters despite not being even at 650 posts.
But never mind that. Which squid sister is the cutest!?
>>148961803
She's mine faggot
>>148962238
lol you first babtso
>>148961253
>>148961803
>>148958180
That would make her go fullahegao
>>148962238
Just how new do you have to be to think anybody in any general on /vg/ actively discusses video games
surprise
Squid sisters are also part of a video game
>>148962425
I'm more of a Marieanon myself.
>>148962432
>The nude version of this
>>148962614
You got shit taste my dude
>>148956613
Does she now
if the last splatfest doesn't end in callie and marie having a gay incest marriage, im gonna be very disappointed
>>148962653
Fuck off Marie is the best!
>>148962793
They get married in EU, they murder each other in NA - as an epic funny prank, and they just have more Splatfests anyway in Japan.
>>148962793
if being gay means you like men then if your a gay girl does that mean your still straight
>>148963069
thats retarded but deep
>>148960328
dualshock 3 and 4 my man
>>148960686
meant to reply to
>>148960328
>>148963827
>>148963848
Ah. Would still be very different with no touch screen.
>>148963069
>>148963069
being gay means you like the same sex numbnuts
>>148962789
Survey says
>>148965065
T R A N S L A T E
what are you going to be eating/drinking for the last splatfest? I just restocked my yerba mate supply for the weekend
>>148965945
I'm fasting out of respect for the Squid Sister who is about to lose her job
>>148965065
>oh, agent 3
>that was an accident, sorry about that
look at these fucking adorable pictures of callie from live in makuhari
>>148966734
Thanks aplenty
>>148966964
Such a pure perfect flawless christian squidgirl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMf22gLlD5Y tokimeki bomb rush promotional video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBC2XoGz3hY seaweed nights promotional video
>>148967226
Yeah this was posted earlier
DYNAMO FORCE
>>148968059
Could this artist please die horribly?
>>148968341
calm down
>Using Chargers in Tower Control
How can they be so retarded?
>>148968546
You're right.
But their scenarios are even worse than NoA's, and yet they draw inspiration from the Japanese representation?
>>148968801
>sit in one place
>aim at tower
>win
>>148968801
What's it like in B+?
>>148968998
That doesnt help much, not to mention it doesnt get your tower moving, and if you have idiots who cant aim then it simply makes things worst. Im going with my usual N-zap 89 and it kicks some major ass and clears the enemy team off the tower.
>>148969083Im C, started ranked few days ago
>>148969405
You'll see in time just how amazingly bullshit Chargers can be - on any mode.
Also you'll want to look into the N-Zap '83 once you unlock it, it's great.
>>148969634
N-Zaps are best weapon
>>148970021
Maybe not the best, but probably the most respected.
>>148969634
So far its not what the enemy team is using that bothers me, its the sheer lack of knowledge of objectives from my team, seriously, i flipped into a rage recently when my team wouldnt play offensively and almost de-rank me
>>148970258
You'll have to carry for a while; people get their shit together even in the mid Ranks.
Seriously, enjoy the funtime C Ranks while you can.
>>148970021
Why are you so obsessed with N-Zaps? >>148970258
>>148970496
They're good mate.
>>148970457
I dont mean to brag, but most of the time right now i do carry hard, i played this match and got like 20+ splats, that was brutal.
>>148970496
I find it fitting for every situation and its powerful enough to get splats.
>>148971219
>I find it fitting for every situation and its powerful enough to get splats.
This, very versatile.
>>148971219
That's impressive. I'm proud of myself if I get 10 Splats up in S+.
>>148970258
There are literal toddlers playing ranked, as in three year olds that can barely lift the controller, and obviously they'll mostly be in C and B. Might be less rage inducing the next time you see some squid walking around staring at the floor.
You'll be out of it soon enough, and into jap hell. Also riding the tower with a charger is fun as balls.
>>148952779
thatsso* although tia can take part of the blame as well
why'd he ban dot? the discord needs shitposter a in order to not be so dead all the time
I hope so, damn kids hogging the rainmaker now and not moving, having a dinner break now and i'll get back into the fight when im done.
>>148967226
>using the gook names
go ahead and fuck right off
>>148972415
who are you
please stay in the discord, afro/jess/iwoominati
thank all things holy that faggot friday left
Poorly drawn Hotaao
I've come to the conclusion that my Wii U has the worst WiFi I have ever had the displeasure of using. even with a decent router, even with much faster speeds, even with the router just being a room away from the console, the poor thing chugs and stutters when I try to play splatoon using WiFi. Ethernet is the only option for me.
>>148974176
he's gone? did he take the music bot with him?
>>148972154
Is there a paintbrush version of this? I mainly use paintbrush in any mode and map. I even use it in any ranked mode of moray towers. It's fun slapping the shit out of chargers in moray towers
>>148975868
Touching puss puss!
>>148967226
Does anyone know if these two songs are available with the vocals and instrumental split out like City of Color (the Splatfest plaza theme)? I think they use it for positional vocal audio in the plaza, but I'm not sure if they do that with the new songs. I've tried looking but haven't found anything.
It would be fun to do a remix before the Splatfest.
>>148977930
>No option to change the Squid Sisters color
IT'S SHIT
MARIE'S FEET!!!
>>148978349
Marie's GROIN
>>148968981
It's almost as if they're Japanese or something.
>>148979114
Fuck the Japanese
>>148903725
That's waifuposting. Discord only just take the namefags and keep them in their little secret chat.
t. Discord user.
>>148979409
Thank you for taking away said namefags.
>>148979230
Can't live with em, can't live without em.
so callie likes anal
This game would've been better if it was made my Americans. Prove me wrong.
>>148982587
I can't. gooks can't do anything right
>>148977413
Gave it a go.
>>148982587
>>148982830
Have fun paying real money for DLC weapons.
has scarth's/leo's team won any tournaments yet
>>148985031
jfg disbanded months ago. scarth doesn't play this game competitively anymore (that nigga is probably dead) but Leo's team still does
>>148983425
Thanks anon!
how much money do you have
I have about 3.5 million. haven't spent a cent since gear editing became a thing
More merchandise incoming.
I haven't played in a long time, but I'd feel wrong to miss the final splatfest. Do I have to vote before it starts, or on the 22nd?
I'm asking because my WiiU is on loan at the moment.
>finally bother to dig out an old tv and set up in the spare room for the last splatfest
>comfy af dedicated Splatoon room
Shit, I should have done this months ago. I'm almost sad to think of all the chill Splatoon I could have got in, but I probably would have been found dead like one of those Koreans.
>>148988401
you can vote whenever you want (before the fest or during), just like all the other fests
>>148988727
Thanks m8
Callie confirmed alcoholic
>>148986418
~2.25
I wish they gave you half a second after the match ends to hit Nice if you win.
>>148988652
I basically have a similar set up. splatoon is the only thing that I've ever used my tv for.
Anyone wanna squad next rotation?Lucidium
>>148990876
>>148991112
I thought I was the only only one who did this...
and, to answer your question, no, sorry. maybe later
>>148986418
+9.2mil
>>148990876
Sure, I'll squad. I just sent a friend request.
>>148991607
Most people do seem to have only two speeds, afk and kamikaze.
>Start a match just as the rotation happens.
>Stuck in a lobby with one other person for five minutes until it disconnects
PRO
>>148990876
>using the spoiler meme invented by the discord
fuck off
>>148990876Anyone wanna squad next rotation?LUCIDIUM
>>148985334
I think the kiwi is still alive.
>>148986418
I have sround 4.9 mil
>>148988401
>>148988652
Brings a tear to my eye seeing posts like these.
FAR TOO WARM RN
callie's tentacles
Huh, I only just noticed the shovel in kelp.
>>148998918
hm?
>>148998963
There's a shovel leaning against the wall near spawn, besides the left ramp. Just hadn't noticed it before.
3/4Lucidium
3/4LUCIDIUM
>>148999943.-..---.-..
>>148999943
fucck off spoiler fag
spoilering numbers is a meme practice promoted by the discord
>>149000203
>butthurt discord faggot falseflagging this hard
>>149000343
Ebin /v/ meme. Fuck off back to tumblr
Narcissa is streaming Splatoon. Are you going to support her by watching?
>>149001176
Who
>>149001032
>discordcidium still this butthurt and mad and cucked
i'm LOLing out loud right now
>>149001176
>her
fuck off tumblr
>4v2
just
callie is so angelic
Where'd you go
>>149001460
I'm willing to talk if you want to have a conversation.
>>149001460
>discordcidium
LITERALLY WHO
>actually LOLing out loud
What kind of autism do you have?
>>149002574
>using the autism meme invented by a brit manlet cuck tripfag on /v/ in 2009
great post buddy
>>149002663
Says the fag that uses the ebin meme arrows from 2005. It's 2016 faggot
>>149002839
the greater-than arrow has been used for quotes since the fuckin usenet days, vlud, read a book
>>149002839
easy there, floyd
no idea what you guys are talking about but please, shut the fuck up
why don't I ever hear anyone say "figuratively who"
>>149002926
I don't give a shit. It's 2016.
>>149003536
bet you're some white millennial liberal memesexual cuckold
>>149003663
Reminder that the people who post this kind of shit are probably the same people who think manmenmis are off-topic.
>>149003887
i never said they were. nice deflection tactics though, millennial
>>149003997
Shut up grandpa. Nobody gives a shit about you. Go back to your retirement home so that you can die alone.
>>149004329
stay mad, libcuck
>>149004329
you're just as retarded as he is
this entire thing is fucking stupid
ah yes love having splatoon related discussion. anyone else?
>>149005189
it'd be a lot easier to have splatoon related discussion if it weren't for all these idiot millennial discord faggots
>>149004446
Who uses "cuck" these days? Get on with the times shitty old man.
>>149005189
At least they aren't shitposting waifufags.
>>149005189
ironically this is closer to splatoon discussion than dumping images
>>149005384
>>149005352
>you're not allowed to post about characters actually from the game
way to show your discordness you faggots
>>149005384
No... it isn't?
>>149005453
Im not that fucking whale that thinks it's a dolphin.
>>149005581
What part if my post said you can't?
>>149005701
oink
ok fuck this
ggs my friends
>3 days
oh shit
hot damn spooks of the mind you're actually retarded top kek
callie!
>>149009663
put some clothes on!
>>149009663
what do you seek to gain by doing this
at least the other guy had the decency to put his shit art under a spoiler
getting callie into a new series!
listening to her excitedly chatter about what she thinks of it, what characters she likes most and how shocked she was by the twists!
hearing her gasps and "ohh, cool!"s when you tell her facts that she missed!
callie getting you into a new series!
seeing her eyes light up when you tell her what you think of it, saying that that's exactly what she thought!
seeing her go on for practically hours discussing the world and lore of it with you, while you happily listen to everything she says!
waiting with bated breath on series you have both seen!
simultaneously reacting to new releases as you read them in awe and glee!
I enhanced Marie's butt.
>>149014464
butts don't make steam, i don't think
>>149014464
>Mariefags WILL fap to this
>>149014464
what the fuck
>>149013891
>Thanks for introducing me to Twilight anon, it's really good!
today's mamamamema celebrates, urgh... nattou day.
nattou is a traditional japanese food created by fermenting soybeans. the resultant food has a smell akin to pungent cheese, and a very strong taste. said taste is loved by some, and hated by others. nattou also creates several sticky strands when pulled apart, as seen.
nattou seems very... unappetizing, to say the least. but it has great health benefits! it's a great source of iron, calcium, magnesium, protein, potassium, vitamins B6, B2, E, K2, and more! when mixed with an egg and rice, it is considered to be a perfect health meal, covering most, if not all nutritional needs. in fact, according to an online survey, half of those who claimed not to like nattou said they ate it anyway because of its immense health benefits.
nattou is controversial even in japan. some find it delicious, while others think it's disgusting. it's especially popular in the eastern regions of japan, such as kantou. yet, it is okay to think either way. like any other food, it is important to remember that no one's gonna force you to eat food you think is gross.
Da hell is going on here?
>>148903329
i never thought that marie's tentacles could make me feel this way
>>149016864
Thanks for the daily dose. Nattou doesn't sound very appetizing but I'm sure there are things I love people would find disgusting
>>149016864
I've seen fucking pictures of this on /ck/. Is there anywhere in the states that one could get this foul shit?
>>149014903
Prefer something a little more... pointy?
>>149018150
>inkling eye
get this hybrid shit outta here
>Last Splatfest
>We won't be playing with Japs
SO HOW THE FUCK ARE WE MEANT TO FIND MATCHES
NOBODY PLAYS THIS FUCKING GAME IN THE WEST
>this agent 3 is androgynous
wut
"you have been banned for posting
>good morning my friends. any drama happening
off topic"
you have got to be shitting me. I guess I can't complain because it was off topic, but this is like getting pulled over for going five miles over on the freeway. at least I'll be back to shitpost for the splatfest...
>>149018109
i don't think it's something you can easily get "live" per se, as in, pre-fermented. but you can get fermenting bacteria at a japanese grocery store or online, if you want to make it at home!
>>149019487
I think that's code for "tranny mutant faggot"
>>149019669
Yet I get away with not even a warning for posting nudes
Mods are fucking stoned
>>149019828
Seriously?
>>149019669
>translator anon banned
>manmenmi deleted
>this guy banned
>random posts just deleted
>shitposting kept up
these janitors
honestly I'd rather have janitors who delete a bit too much sometimes than janitors who completely don't give a shit and don't ever delete anything at all and just let shitposting and cp run rampant through all the boards
>>149020518
but they hardly delete shit that actually needs deleting either
look at this thread, for fucks sake
>>149020518
Remove "don't ever delete anything at all" and you have our current situation.
>>149020664
>>149020835
you people just sound mad and cucked because your shitposting got deleted
you're probably the same millennial neo-grognard nerds who believe in the "nazimod" boogeyman on /tg/
>>149019812
huh. I'd be afraid of getting it contaminated... I might try it anyway, though.
>>149020920
calm down
>>149021043
Fuck off nerdmillennial cucklord
>>148903329
god damn the octolings are fuckin hot
only thing that would make them better is red eyes
MODS MODS MODS!!!
>>149022067
>>149021916
>>149021768
>>149020859
>>149020591
>>149019828
cmon we already had risky posts last night, it wouldnt be easier just to post links?
i like octarians, and want to know more about their lore, but...
man, fuck octofags.
>>149022335
that wouldn't get them attention, dummy.
>>149022370
>octo with a benis
the fuck??
>>149022518
why are westerners incapable of making good art
>>149020518
boy, really glad these JANITORS are helping to delete all this SHITPOSTING and are leaving all the RULE-ABIDING POSTS alone
>>149022462
>was building up an octoling folder
>now haven't saved an image to it for months because octofags ruined them entirely for me
i hate octofags so much
>>149022689
so soft and cute
this is the only good octo lewd
>>149022856
well yknow it kinda helps if people actually use the report function like they're supposed to
>>149022951
>posts don't get deleted
>clearly the only possible reason for this is people not reporting them! it's your fault, not the janitors'!
>>149023009
MODS!!!
>>149022951
geez, maybe i'm just not reporting those posts _hard enough_
>>149020518
>cp
I know that inklings are supposed to be young but calling this cp, over fictional characters, its a little too far
>>149022856
>>149023061
>i want to X over Y posts get deleted
>rule breaking images are ok
we have god tier janitors here
Honestly considering making a /qa/ thread about this shit. These janitors are even more incompetent than the ones we had before.
>inb4 b& for muh global rule 8
>what?? you're telling me three whole people in this place still like octolings?
>BETTER GET ON THAT
>>149023692
MODS MODS MODS! SAVE THIS THREAD FROM LEWDNESS!
I have a new respect for Mariefags, at least their porn isn't full of disgusting Tumblr tier futa degeneracy.
Octofags are truly the worst. If you're an Octofag, I won't squad with you.
>>149023896
but how do you know that "that inkling" is an octofag? alsoimplying mariefags havent post worst things
>>149024016
It's pretty obvious, and Mariefags haven't posted worse things.Although Xfags and Anniefags have posted things just as bad.
>he gets his porn from paheal
hahahahaha
>>149024198
>>149022689
I like this one because she's chubby. Wish she'd sit on my face.
>>149024350
Don't be a race traitor. It's not worth it. You can pay Marie to sit on your face instead.
>>149024328
she's remixing his face!
>>149023061
>>clearly the only possible reason for this is people not reporting them! it's your fault, not the janitors'!
yes that is exactly what i am saying, thank you for paraphrasing that for me
This is a trying time so let me see if I can't at least attempt to make it a little better
Translation requests?
>>149024198
>Although Xfags and Anniefags have posted things just as bad.
>Xfags
seriously?
>>149024640
see >>149024328
There's some real creepy X shit out there.
>>149024430
Remember to face check all inklings, Octarians are master of disguise and have been known to masquerade as fresh squids in kitchen ware
>>149024731
I didn't even know there was really any X shit out there so
I'd like to see more
>>149024823
Try reverse image searching it and look for a Twitter. There's your hint. Good luck brave one.
FINALLY
>>149024823
well if you want more of that particular artist's X
pixiv.net/member.php?id=1991584
>>149024328
This artist went full crazy. You can his mind slipping.
Mods = Mods
>>149024632
can you translate this?
it's ok if you don't want to
>>149024430Even better
>>149024430
>you can pay Marie
You won't have to.
>>149025795
It's only free after purchase of Marie's official merch. Marie's getting her cut one way or another.
>>149024632
This please? Knowing this artist it's probably fucked up.
>>149025998
Well you bought her Amiibo innit? So take a deep breath luv, you're getting a tush on your mug.
>>149022682
>>149026038
WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT
HER NAILS ARE GONNA GET CAUGHT ON EVERYTHING
IMAGINE HAVING COVERS OVER YOU WITH THAT SHIT
IMAGINE PULLING YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR POCKETS
JAGGED ASS NAILS ARE HORRIBLE STOOOP
>>149026335
Imagine thenmasturbating
>>149026314
alright, let me rephrase. why is anyone who isn't japanese good at making good lewd art?
>>149026542
that's my fuckin point though, how do you know how good or bad, say
spanish artists are
or russian artists
or argentinian artists
or greek artists are
you got some shit to show me?
>>149025508
>You're such an idiot! *kick kick kick*
>Forgive me, big sis!
>weeee
>*poof*
>Inugami family (Probably some reference to The Inugami Family, a Japanese supernatural suspense film from 1976. Couldn't tell you exactly though)
>Owowowowow
>*whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh*
>Is something stuck?
>>149026038
Nothing too spectacular
>Mariiiie
>Gnawed at her nails
>>149026712
>Inugami
Oh yeah, the biggest possibility is probably just that it's a watermark
Somehow that slipped my mind
>>149026542
There is some good Western stuff, and there are definitely just as many incompetent Japs.
Hell, our boy Adrian alone has made some awesome lewds.
>>149026712
Ah okay, I'd assumed Marie had hit her or something.I just realized Inklings don't have fingernails
>>149026709
I'm just generalizing... don't take it so seriously, callie fan
>>149026817
he's my fav
>>149026998
>callie fan
???
>>149026998
>callie fan
Who?
Eastern
Western
>>149024632
>>149027179
>lvl 50 A
someone who plays the game in a normal basis, not the best in rank, draws a lot
>>149027351
>14 C
literally a 10 years old girlshe still draw better than me
thats a fair comparison anon
Callie's ass and tits are cute and petite. The perfect size and shape.
Marie's ass is too big, and her titties are just huge fat sacks. Do not want.
>>149027786
If you say so.
Great taste however.
>>149027626
>Sorryyy, Marie, could you help me?
>I'll do whatever you want!
>Hm?
>>149027786
they have the same body
>>149028215
Octolings have the same models as Inklings, are you implying they're the same too? Fucking race traitor.
>>149028317
I dont think he implied anything anon, he juststated a fact
>>149028215
If I said Callie was chubby and unfit and had a pudgy tummy and soft floppy boobs, would you still be saying that?
>>149028461
If it was grounds for hating someone's body over another, then yes
It's not like I ever said I liked Callie more because I thought she had a different body type - rather, I happen to like Callie, and I happen to like chubby girls, so I think it's great to put the two togetherwhy'd you have to go and say all that though
>>149028461
go on
Aw damnit, I was going to take a picture of your Woomy with Callie, but she disappears as soon as you leave!
Oh well, just pretend she's in her box with her hands adorably tucked behind her back.
>>149026962
Cuttlefish has toenails
>>149030026
aw, that's a shame anon. that would have been very cute! thanks for trying, though. no worries, with the amiibo i can see all the adorable callie i want! i feel bad for not nabbing pics of squids i squad with... i'll make sure to do that next time!just so you know, she usually wears the olive ski jacket, but the love of callie surpassed that. i'll probably keep it on if they let you keep it after splatfest (i hope they do)
Nevermind, there you are, gawking at our sugar princess and salt queen.
Why were you using Special Duration glasses with the SSP tho?
>>149030918i'd rather have max freshness than any sort of ability, and hardly care about that stuff anyways
i've never rerolled anything
Is it some sort of Japanese meme to play Inkbrush in Turf War? Every single game I've played tonight has had at least one.
>>149031054
And uh... Octoling Boots. They don't really seem like your brand...
>>149031367
i love the look of them
i dunno what you mean
>>149030918
You can get inkstrikes out faster.
>Carbon Roller, E-Liter, and a fucking 96 Gal Deco on my team
>enemy has two non-83 NZaps, a Splattershot Jr, and a Wasabi
>We lose
What in the name of fuck
>>149031708
Your team sucked at painting.
What is this artist called again?
>>149030809
It looks like she's doing the macarena here
>>149031916
oekaki
https://twitter.com/ikayorosiku
>>149032198
Thanks
Do they still draw Squids?
>>149028461
Then you're outta luck
>>149032353
why you dont look yourself anon?
>>149032353
um, yes
they drew squids on the 17th if you look back
>>149032485
T_T
>>149032576
>T_T
Thank you for reminding me that I'm conversing with children here.
>>149032749
ok how about this
>>149032749
The only accepted smiley is ;_;
Aww now this is fucking beautiful. Care to translate a bit?
>>149033242
>>149033242
>>149033352
I know I offer my services for free, but could you at least try to learn Japanese? All of this stuff you're asking is pretty basic stuff you could learn in like 6 months even if you half-ass it. It's getting bothersome translating everything for you like a dog. Go to the /djt/ thread on /a/ and get some basics.
Please.
Which one?
>>149033598
Callie looks the least disgusting
>>149033478
You're right I am sorry for taking your services for granted I beg your forgiveness on account of my inconsiderate inconsideration.
>>149033070
is ;_;7 pretty much considered the same thing?
dont forget about (´・ω・`) and :^)
>>149033598
>marie is ass and callie is tits
why do they keep doing this
>>149033824
probably because not everyone has to conform to your headcanons?
>>149033824
Because I want Marie to sit on my face.
>>149033598
Everybody knows Marie is the one with HUGE FUGGIN TIDDIES
>>149033824
Marie has BOTH
Callie has JACK SHIT
>>149033660
It feels like you're being insincere, but I'll accept it once you start learning.
>>149034149
This
>>149034149
I don't like lolis, but if Callie was a loli, that would be wonderful.
HAPPENING
>>149034726
H A P P E N I N G
>>149034149
Stupid fanart.
Stupid headcanon.
>>149034964
Indeed, Callie does have a fantastic little butt.
>>149033242
erm, a little small
>Darwin came! The albatross (???)
>I've been specifically watching the sports channel as morning training!
>We have to deal with work as hard as we can!
>>149034476
what
>>149033478
>>149034259
why you gotta do this
>>149033352
i'll get to this later; there's a bit on my backlog i need to take care of
hopefully i can start that tomorrow
>>149035151
Cheers man, take your time as you like.
>>149035151
loli Callie a cute
>>149019487
The actual plot of this image, in 3 meme arrows
>Squid sisters: "Hey let's make agent 3 (male) wear our old high school uniforms!"
>Agent 3 ends up enjoying it
>Squid Sisters:"fug"
>>149036518
Their school uniforms consisted of spats only?
>>149037572yes
Picking this game back up after awhile (a few months).
I've been on a losing streak since I started playing tonight. I've been going up and down since I hit B-rank. I've gotten to about 90 points before and have JUST gotten to the point where it felt like I was going to rank up, only to fall back down.
Idk if it's just me or the people I keep on playing with as well but I keep on losing games. I was doing so well earlier too. Felt like I was playing well, to the point where I was playing better than I had ever played up to this point. Might be the current maps as well. I can't seem to do well on Mahi-Mahi Resort on Splat Zones for shit.
Getting destroyed like 4 times in a row is just demoralizing, man.
>>149037660
And yes I know all these generals do is shitpost and talk about Callie and Marie. I don't care.
goodnight callie
i love you
>>149037738
Then you should try the discord.
>>149037660
What gun are you using? I also find Splatoon to be the game I get rusty at the fastest; even after a couple days of not playing I practically forget how to play.
>>149037660
You're a shitter, too bad.
>>149037660
>>149037738
if you know that this general is terrible why did you come here. asking the discord would be a lot better since the average rank there is S+ while in here it's B. there's not much insight this general can give you that you don't already know. all they can do is pretend to help you.
>>149037738
why the fuck are you here then
>>149037907
you can fuck off too
>>149037790
>What gun are you using?
Currently? The Soda Slosher, which I had slept on. Feels like it's really easy to get kills and splat a ton of ink with it. Not that it's helping me much atm.
I also use the Heavy Splatling Remix, Luna Blaster Neo, and Berry Splattershot. I used the Gold Dynamo Roller a lot before I stopped playing too.
>I also find Splatoon to be the game I get rusty at the fastest; even after a couple days of not playing I practically forget how to play.
Nah, it's not like that for me. For a lot of games, I find that if I take a long break, then come back, and then after practicing for a bit, I tend to git even better than I was before. But sometimes I just play really, really badly as well.
I think I just need another break.
>>149038124
Give up hope if you can't win with the fucking Neo Luna.
>>149038124
That's probably for the best. I started in January and couldn't manage to get out of C+ for a long time so I stopped. I played again in March and got to B- and then dropped to C and It made me so sad and I stopped. I've been devoting all my free time to this game and I'm now averaging B-50 to B30. Honestly this game boils down to how OP the weapon is so if suggest using the kraken roller since it's a OHKO and it has a freaking broken Ult.
>>149037660
Here's a tip: PAINT THE FUCKING ZONE. do the fucking objective. Paint the map, kill anyone that's near the zone, go onto their zone when you have control of the map, win. It's that easy. This game is that easy.
Fucking shitters, I swear. It amazes how people can still be shit at the game if they've played video games before.
>>149038396
>UltEven within context, this is a stupid term
>>149038410
that's because this general is full of waifufags remember?
>>149038515
This lad is claiming to hate said waifus and he can't manage the most basic practices of the game.
>>149038613
It's clear that it was just a waifufag trying to falseflag as someone who played the game and doesn't like waifus. Otherwise they wouldn't have mentioned it.
>>149038741
Oh obviously.
>>149038396
>krak on is op
epic 1.0 i am le oldfag meme
>>149033824
Actually, most fanart depicts Callie as being more lithe than Marie. Marie is depicted as having both a big ass and big tits.
>>149039662
It really was back then
>>149040145
Most art shows them as being the same size, but there is an abundance where Callie is thin and fit while Marie is a slob. It simply matches their lifestyles
>>149040626
>Callie is thin and fit while Marie is a slob
Because your choice of words here didn't just give away your agenda. At least I tried to be non-partial.
>>149040626
I want Tentatek swimsuit Marie to slob all over my face
>>149040793
Of what? Callie is petite and slight, Marie is large and sexy. Both are ideal options, and it reflects their own active and laidback lifestyles.
Irrespective it's just fanart, they're both supermodel-grade in reality.
The Squid Sisters are actually cousins, right? I seem to recall hearing somewhere that they only call themselves sisters for branding purposes.
>>149041360
Yes, a sunken scroll reveals their actual relations, and origins.
It doesn't matter in Japan since their group is called 'Sea of Colors' over there.
>>149041485
>Callie and Marie
>from Calamari County
that's like actually for real being named Flo Rida
Is semen bad for squids, or is it just water.
>>149042274
Semen would be a human's ink, which is not their ink, so it would harm squids
Anyone up for a squad during the next rotation?
Kelp Dome RM always gets me excited.
>>149042078
In Japan their names are Aori and Hotaru, which literally translates as 'Bigfin Reef Squid' and 'Firefly Squid', thought to be their individual species.
>>149042274
Human semen doesn't contain anything that they wouldn't otherwise encounter in all the different foods they seem to eat.
Semen is a cocktail of fructose, amino acids, flavins, enzymes, and proteins, all of which blend into a medium through which sperm can navigate the hostile environment of a vagina (the vagina is full of lactic acid and immune cells, both of which tend to do Bad Things to any stray spermatozoa).
In other words, if you've eaten fruit and meat in your life, you've eaten the constituent parts of semen in large quantities.
>>149042913
I would be a huge hindrance
>>149044516
I am not all that fussed about winning. Plus, the lower rank you are, the more squibs I'd get to bully around which is always a nice change of pace from fast paced S rank lobbies.
Your call though. Add spacetravelagent if you'd like to play.
>>148903329
http://www.strawpoll.me/10790987
>>149044872
How many places has this been posted?
>>149045682
probably just reddit and tumblr
I'm gonna miss the Splatfests.
>>149046726
Recreate them by wearing sunglasses and forcing yourself to play turf wars for 24 hours.
I will miss the night mode though.
how about that sex with marie then
Could you love a Squirrel Sister?
>>149051839
What is this wizardry
>>149052043
Coming to a town near you
https://www.nintendo.co.jp/3ds/egdj/paper/index.html
>>149052043
https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/755664143877808129
I'm not into gook but since they mentioned amiibos I'm guessing it's going to be compatible with the Squid Sisters amiibos.
It's not quite squidpartments, but I'll take it.
>>149053269
No, and I still want my Squid apartment.
sex
>>148962643
sauce pl0x
Is there a download for the new album yet?
>>149056290
>green nipples
STRIP POSTING THIS HORRIBLE ART
>>149056290
It was different to how i imagined it
**but thanks**
>>149056357
It's some of the worst anatomy ever
>>149056290
What the fuck
>>149056330
Speaking of which. Over 10,000 copies sold in it's first week
http://www.oricon.co.jp/rank/ja/w/2016-07-25/
let's enjoy the last splatfest!
>>149058927
That's pretty shit by any standard
>>149061096
these fucking japs are so fucking talented
LAST SPLATFEST STAGES HAVE BEEN CHOSEN
WALLEYE WAREHOUSE
KELP DOME ANDMORAY TOWERS
https://twitter.com/splatoon_stage/status/755687699332202500
>>149061447
fake
>>149061447
how about an official source faggot
>>149052043
>>149052194
I think what it's saying is that they're going to be expanding the list of compatible amiibos with HHD this fall, and will allow you to use Splatoon amiibos with it. I think. That's the only thing I can think of that would allow you to get those Callie and Marie wigs anyway.
https://www.nintendo.co.jp/kids/160720/splatoon/index.html
splatoon summer merch
tell me if you need anything translated from here
>>149062398
why did they wait a full fucking year to make this shit
did they not realize the cash cow they'd stumbled upon
>>149062528
because they're retarded, and doubly retarded for not bringing it here since there are plenty more people who'd buy it
>>149063124
Slutty idol
;_;
>computer is shitting itself so it takes like 5 minutes to upload every picture
do not worry i will still provide you with your daily dose of art
original size here
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=58007960
just what this thread needed
more fucking art and less game discussion
remember, no squads or you'll trigger le discord
and don't spoiler your nnids you attentionwhores, that is a certified discord meme (c)
>>149068029
yeah, i agree
thanks for showing me the real meaning of squad and game discussion
oh wait
Marie stop
Stop posting art you fucking faggot!!
>>149068029
-babty fan
>>148944265
Where is the PIZZA?
so this is the piece the artist was posting WIPs on
>>149070328
Daaaaamn all that Roller pushing has given Callie some HUGE calves
>>149070034
didn't pizza lose?
>>149071065
i need some art of callie's deliciously toned calves and thighs
>>149071419
There was that one of her posing with Marie in business suits for Body vs Mind, you know the one.
She had some killer legs there.
>>149071740
This shows Callie's favorite abilities are: Damage Up, Comedy Up, Mushroom Up, Beauty Up, Heart Up, and Riceball Up.
Splatoon 2 is going to be amazing when these are released.
>>148990876
I'll join if we get the rest of the quad squad
>>149071623
mmmm
>>107873783
Is your lobby still open?
>>149071418
Yes but it's the best one. They only have winning ones on their stuff?
>>149072508
Nope, Callie has Pokémon and Autobots and France on hers, which all lost.
I finished my custom! It's cute to have a lil squid exploring my desk.
>>149072508
>it's the best one
pizza shit
>>149072678
cute!
>>149037770
Could you please translate this? One of the cutest pics there is.
>>149072678
That's cute!
>>149072786
>mariiiie
>why aren't you sleeping yet?
>>149072678
Wow I was worried you would mess up the face by mistake but this looks amazing. Really good finish and choice of colors on the tentacles. When will you have outfits ready for her?
I want that teacup
>>149072678
>can't just take a picture of the subject
>has to also take a picture of everything that makes her a nerd
>can't even see the subject because lol so cute!
also you're a shit sculptor and this has nothing to do with /ink/ or splatoon
149072973
>a literal inkling has nothing to do with splatoon
>>149072678
pay no attention to the shitposter
>>149072678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos
>>149072906
Cheers mate.
>>149072973
Eat a field of cocktrees
<<149073063
here's your (you)
>>149073063
it was an inkling? holy shit this person worse at sculpting than I thought
But enough of your shitposting and that faggot's blogging.
Would Marie use a nozzlenose? Which one is the best for tower control?
>>149072678
I would drink a cup of squid
>>149073559
You don't even have this game luv
>>149072754
>>149072838
>>149072959
Thank you! I'll post a picture where you can actually see her body, I just think it's so cute to have her exploring my desk!
>>149073067
I'm sorry about the image quality, I will upload better ones at some point but I don't have a camera besides my webcam.
She's not perfect, but I can always improve her at a later date. I'm pretty happy with her!
For those who are interested, I photographed almost every step in the process. I think it's kinda cool seeing her take shape! http://imgur.com/a/eYtnQ
>>149073724
Please stop projecting.
>>149073937
Aww it looks like she's wearing a little nightie
>>149073937
That's some really good detail on the eyes, and you nailed the Inkling's eyemask.
Question though, would you be able to make hats for her too or are you limited to clothes?
>>149072678
I want that fucking keyboard
that set up is really cozy, anon
>>149073937
the figure looks nice, too. you exceeded my expectations, that's for sure
>>149074096
It's the dress that came with her! Haven't got round to making her any clothes yet, but I've got some planned.
>>149074361
Thanks! I can make hats for her yes! I'm thinking of making both a cute floppy summer hat and a big witch hat. I'm also going to work on some little hair clips and stuff for her! I really want to make her headphones too, but that'll be trickier since her ears will get in the way.
stop the bullying I'll call the cops
>>149074665
How do cops arrest squids? Do they put them in a bottle?
>>149075113
probably hose em down then change their respawn point to inside the jail that is made completely of glass
>>149075113
That's true, prisons would need to be made of glass since they can phase through bars and swim on stone walls.
>>149075285
Somehow I doubt 'respawn points' have effect outside of battles. You would probably just float around until you can find suitable ink to reform in; all a spawn pad does is just suck you into it.
callie has always been an angel
anyone up for a squad? hopefully we can get a quad. my nnid is Twhynot
this is truly the worst thing ive ever seen dialogue-wise and i'm making you bear witness
>>149076261
I guarantee that it isn't.
>>149076313
I have a feeling this artist was then boycotted off of Tumblr
>>149076261
it's 3 am in straya right now, who you trying to fool? you could at least type like him.
>>149076313
i just realized the typsetting on that looks like shit, how do you fuck up the typesetting in your own digital comic
UGH
>>149061447
>https://twitter.com/splatoon_stage/status/755687699332202500
Who/what is this? How likely is this to be realI wouldn't mind it too much, since Towers and Warehouse are two of my favorite maps, but man fuck Dome
>>149076313
>>149076670
>>149077229
Um thanks for sharing?
>>149077426
wrong thread, wrong board, m8
>>>/vp/
>>149072678
>>149073937
She's looking fantastic anon. Mind if I ask, where did you buy the base from? What are the tentacles made out of? I might just need to make my own custom sometime down the road as well.
>>149074486
It's a super cheap keyboard I got from Amazon! And thanks, I spend most of my time in front of this desk so I like it to be as cute and fun as possible!
I'm glad I exceeded expectations!
>>149077991
Thank you very very much! It's a Cu-Poche Friends Belle figure, the stand and dress came with her. All I did was sculpt the tentacles and ears and then paint them (and the face)!
The clay I used is a light weight resin based clay called 'Modena' it's pretty affordable compared to the alternatives and really nice to work with, you can get it on Amazon.
I'm hoping/expecting some Nendoroids of Splatoon characters some point in the future if you can hold out till then Nendoroid heads are compatible with Cu-Poche bodies, and you can dress them up with real clothes. I just couldn't wait any longer!
>>149042274
The new comic shows inklings completely submerged in water, to no ill effect. They just can't swim, they sink like rocks.
>>149078448
Source?
>>149078416
brief off topic
is your hair still long?
>>149072678
It's cute seeing the woomy popping out of the teacup.
>>149078781
Yes, even longer! I'm proud.
>>149078816
Thank you! I want to have more photos of her interacting with human sized things, but I'll have to borrow a camera to do that.
>>149078416
You should try get yourself the Squid Sister Amiibo, they're hardly useful ingame but they look great as figurines. A little Callie and/or Marie is a good addition to any shelf.
>>149078416
Thank you very much! I'm really surprised they haven't made nendos yet, it seems like the most obvious thing they should do next.
>>149079232
i want to hug cuteanon
>>149078448
and the question is, are the comics cannon or just fanservice, like TLOZ mangas?
>>149079448
Very good question. I'm gonna say no.
>>149079085
I actually really, really wanted to get them both. Unfortunately, I spent all my money making Kelpie so I can't afford it at all.
>>149079132
Me too! I'm anticipating an announcement within the year. I actually prefer other figures to nendos because I don't like the limited range of articulation (though I do have quite a few anyway) but it's more likely they'll get nendos. I'm just hoping for something soon! I've mentioned before that the Cu-Poche line would be perfect for making Woomy figures (on model physique, changeable clothes etc)
Speaking of figures, I'm going to get some pictures of Kelpie in the dolls house I built too! The TV in the living room has the squid sisters announcing a Splatfest on it, so it'll be fitting as well as adorable.
What I want to do next is add some ball joints to her tentacles, they're really restricting her pose-ability. I know they'll make them look less on model and squishy and sleek, but it's a sacrifice I'll have to make.
>kuro
>royalty at anything
medium kek
burn all brushfags
>>149080790
good night!
>>149080820
who are you
>>149080820
THE kuro?
>blog posts are okay but a link to the discord in the OP that no one reads is shitposting
Thanks neo-/ink/.
>>149081659
no prob my friend
>>149081659
Discord is "neo-/ink/", you should leave
>>149081807
t. spooks of the mind
>>149082409
this guy is legit crazy
not even autistic
he's psychotic
>>149082409
I can't tell if he's being sarcastic.
What are the chances that Spla2n is going to be an NX launch title?
>>149082409
I always thought that the discord boogeyman was just a meme, but this makes you think
>>149084049
If the leak is to be believed, then pretty high, which is probably the reason why they are ending Splatfests for the current game.
>>149084049
>launch title
I would say ??%, we dont even have the name of the console and we only have a 100% title TLOZ, so who knows
>>149084207
let's see this leak famalam
>>149084207
what leak
>>149084049
I'd say probably not. there just isn't enough time since the devs have probably just started working on a new game, if they have started at all.
>>149072678
cute/10
>>149084049
I don't know about launch title, but I think it's almost guaranteed that there will be an NX sequel. It would be fucking stupid to abandon an IP that just under 1/3rd of the total Wii U userbase bought.
who's the best discord?
>>149084919
bum
>>149084919
tia's secret discord
>>149082409
Is this Callie Fan?
>>149084919
is that... NO,it can't be... THE LITERAL GOD, THE ONE AND ONLY, THE #1 HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD,AMERICA'S MOST WANTED, THE UNSTOPPABLE FORCE, THE BEST SNIPER TO EVER BLESS THIS SHIT GAME, THE BOSS OF THE GYM, THErainy
>>149085382
work on your commas you dumb bean
>>149084857
Did you.. draw that?! If so, thank you so so sooo much!! It's so cute and I love it.
>>149084471
>>149084756
Look it up yourselves. It happened a few months back before e3. It should be up there with all other leaks and rumors about NX titles.
>>149084919
ink 1.0 discord
>>149084756
What makes you think they just started working on it? I think they started working on it around the first time they announced that they would be ending support for the game, which was like fall of last year.
>>149024775
>my shitty reaction pic is being used
>>149086129
>>149084756
If Pokemon game dev times are anything to go by, if they were thinking about making a sequel they would have started making it immediately after finishing Splatoon, or maybe sometime after to see if it was popular enough to warrant one.
>>149086317
it's a good picture, anon.
you should do more, if you can spare the time for us losers
What if for this final Splatfest, instead of the normal theme, depending on which sister you chose, her solo theme would play as the music for turf war?
>>149089289
but Callie's theme is a battle theme, Marie has a lullaby
>>149089289
That wouldn't work.
>>149089289
That would be a fucking horrible idea, because it would give Team Callie an unfair advantage. Her song is more upbeat and would serve to amp her team up.
Marie's song isn't good to fight to, it's too slow and would have a calming effect on her team.
It could work as hub music though.
>>149088513
Aw, thanks. I'm sorry I haven't been on /ink/ in a while, caught between exams and a sick grandma. If you do have requests though, I have some spare time these days.
>>149089649
How about more young squid sisters?
Or octarians being cute, with or without octolings.
>>149091283
>>149091283
>>149091283
New thread
>>149091351
>making a new thread early so you can post your 'oh im such a cute nerd xD pay attention to me creepy boys haha :P' picture
fuck off
>>149091464
Fuck off shitposter. What content have you created for this general, hmmmm? Fucking nothing
>>149091568
>whiteknighting this hard
>>149090813
Of course. Any ideas for either? As in, what would you like them to be doing?
>>149073943
how about you stop being a black nigger first
時は戦乱のさなか.やあいらっしやい.
わざわざすまないね.
君に来てもらつたのは他でもない.君と君の敵国との戦争についてだ.
この猫は利ロでね.
6 pages translated so far. wondering if anon will continue. thanks...
>>149082409
>>149082812
>>149082836
>>149084091
>>149085194
t. discordcidium butthurt and permacucked for being banned
new thread that isn't fucked up
>>149096706
>>149096706
>>149096706
you better get the fuck insorry if I fucked it up too... it's been awhile
>Splatfest results are gonna be posted at 4am in my timezone
Fuck, I wanted to be here while everything happens ;_;